Spessmen on a Space Station - /ss13g/

first for [/spoiler] waifus

first for mediborgs

plasmapeople are shit

>>166927363
>Room starts snowing full blast
>Click my mags
>Look at my partner
>Oh fuck he still hasn't listen to me, there's still ti...
>bzzzt, k-krash bzzzt, k-krashb zzzt, k-krash
>Fwoosh
>Someone opens something in the distance
>*scream
>*scream
>*scream
>Have to go fight the silicon tide on my own
Fug XDDD

oxygen acting like plasma when there is no nitrogen when

Post your
>favorite character
>least favorite character
>character that gets more hate than they deserve
>character that deserves more hate

>>166927989
me
me
me
me

>>166927989
(you)x4

please end the
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>clown super pressurized maint by collecting and opening all of the publically available air tanks in the ghetto morgue
>open it when doing my patrol.
>zasd to dead within a minute.

I legit hate zas. Sure he was an antag, but there's literally no defense to something like that besides powergaming mag boots at round start.

>>166927920
But that's dumb.

>>166928271
Sometimes you die. It's the point of the game

As you all know, botany has lots of plants that grow special chemicals in them, nearly all of which are useless because the chemist 20 tiles away can mass-manufacture them with magnitudes less time and effort. We're gonna fix this by swapping out the chemicals in plants with identical-acting ones that stack with them, so if you ingest bicaridine + plant-bicaridine, you get healed of brute damage twice as fast.

Please suggest botany/plant-themed names and descriptions for the below chemicals. Take a look at https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/blob/Bleeding-Edge/code/modules/reagents/Chemistry-Reagents.dm to see how they're named and described right now.

DERMALINE (aloe vera)
BICARIDINE (poppies)
KELOTANE (ambrosia, green grapes)
SPACE_DRUGS (ambrosia)
SYNAPTIZINE (ambrosia deus)
HYPERZINE (ambrosia deus)
IMIDAZOLINE (carrots)
STOXIN
ANTI_TOXIN (kudzu)
SACID (pitcher plants, nettles)
PACID (death nettles)

>>166927989
>Quartermaster
>Botantist
>Security Officer
>Assistant

>>166928420
>identical
Nah man they should be a little shittier

>>166928420
>medbay no think they have a right to botanical clay like they did with the bar before doctors delight was nerfed

If each tile would be about 4x4 feet IRL, how big would the station be?

>>166927705
>Service borg will never get an extinguisher meaning if it slips it has to be blown and teleported back nor bless halls
>Default will never be able to unlock shit without picking a module
>Borgs will never be able to open idlock lockers turning them into a fortress of autism against the metal menace
>Eng borgs will never be able to pickup and load tanks
>Spiderbots will never be able to pilot mechs
>Eng borg is still the undisputed tyrant of the borg team
>The AI will never be installed into a marauder that journeys forth from its core under Hogan

>>166927989
Take your meta cancer shit and fuck off.

>>166928271
Pull your battle buddy in a closet like a good goy. Once the air settles he can get out and feed you bicard, dex, inaprov, iron, and donuts to ride it out. It's what closets are for you fag.

>>166928420
That's still pointless from both not needing it , huge maintainability problem having to update all the obscure uses like mended internal bleeding, service recipes, and soldering irons, and basically even when you're trying to peuso-ling with borers and a pill bottle in AEOD armor you're still gonna eat shit regardless. Just stop being an autist.

Does security even know it's cult?

>>166928420
Botany has never even tried to help medbay when I was there. The most they do is come into medbay without saying a word and smoking his vulgaris branch while puking all over the goddamn floor.

>>166928383
this so mucus

>latejoin assistant
>get arrested for breaking into atmos
>get freed
>converted to cult
>get arrested with a rune in my bag
>they free me
>get arrested with a rune and a tome later
>they still free me

Amazing

anyone got the end screen up?

>>166928869
Each tile is 2m x 2m. This is the accepted size.
So around well over 200m for the size of the station.

>>166929110
>Implying
When you ghetto grand powergame all your days are redtext and evacuate alive with your battle buddy.

>73 Online
FUCK this.

>connection failed
u fokkin wot m8?

>>166929142
fucking ERT free'd you from perma by opening doors

THEN DRAGGED YOU AWAY AFTER HE TASED YOU AND FREE'D YOU FOR REAL

AND I WAS TOO HUNGRY TO CATCH UP


AND THEN HE SAID HE FREE'D YOU BECAUSE YOU DIDNT "RESIST" THE IMPLANT

ree

>>166929336
I got the same thing, just try again

Being a golem that round was fun. Sorry we failed, dad.

>>166929232
greentext is for dorks and I enjoy dying sometimes

>>166928565
That'll involve more effort and copy-pasting but it's what I thought of doing in the first place so sure.
>>166928732
There's currently zero incentive to grind any of the plants being grown. At the very least we should buff the chemicals that the vox traders grow, there's no point to them making aloe or pitcher plants since chemistry can just make dermaline and sacid well enough on their own.
>>166928892
Not a maintainability problem if they're child datums.

>>166929169
sometimes it doesn't pop up. just click the big gray button that appears on top-right after round end.

You did good cargo. Next time, just split the dosh a bit Qm, talk a lil more and you can shape up to be a Qm as good as Robert.

The guy who icked last round has an account age of 3. Where the fuck are all these new people coming from?

>>166924323
Slime is best nogenderuu~

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>>166929646
hippie is in the middle of a schism and like rats from a burning ship the go to other places to call home.

I like your ghetto bar Pete. It was very comfy.

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>>166928420
Stacking heal meds are irrelevant due to the nature of competent spaceman combat
A second stacking synaptazine will happen over my fucking dead body.
Space drug stack would do nothing
Hyperzine stack would do nothing
Imid is such a rare corner case of anti-blind 5 wiz it's basically once in a blue moon
stox would be pure redundancy
The acids would only be good for giving botany 1.5s crits

>>166929476
>It's another autistic trader shitting up the code episode
Immigrants were a mistake

>>166929646
Other servers are dying and there's been a popular streamer making ss13 vids on top of the usual redditards shilling us

>>166929646
where does one check account age

>>166928420
DERMALINE - Aloe Gel
BICARIDINE - Brutinol
KELOTANE - Coalsugar
SPACE_DRUGS - Trip
SYNAPTIZINE - Stans
HYPERZINE - Celeritate
IMIDAZOLINE - ?
STOXIN - Hypnol

some suggestions

>bwoinked "what do you think you are doing"
>start to sweat due to executing and permaing multiple people
>turns out it was just another ERT harmbatoning people

phew

>>166929176
In that sense, a 3-tile wide hallway is 6 meters wide?
That's almost twice as much as my fucking bedroom, christ

>>166928420
what if some of the genetic modified plants like amborsia deus or something along those lines could have chems that heal things like organ damage, internal bleeding, or even broken bones

>>166930109
That's the worst feeling. When the bwoink shakes off the haze and it all comes back to you.

>>166930117
Cargo trolleys aka mules man.

>>166930158
Peridaxon would be nice but you're basically already dead if you need it. It's also already an exotic seed or mutation product iirc

>>166929904
Go to the admin logs and ctrl+f "relatively new player"

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>try to play sec, because of all the posts about how sec is horrible.
>figure "how hard can it be? I used to play sec daily a year or so ago".

>nobody communicates
>nobody sets arrest status
>those who do forget to reset them once they're released, leading to beepskys promptly rearresting them
>sometimes the warden puts him straight back into the cell.
>nobody ever sets notes, or replies when you request a reason as to why a crew member is set to arrest.
>sec officers actively avoid working together, to the point where I dedicated myself to following one officer with all my might and they wordlessly yakety sax away from me, even though I claimed him as my partner.
>nobody does a full search, ever
>People seem to forget hazard vests and lab coats have pockets.
>get beheaded by an e sword because the person that my sec buddy just searched failed to search the exosuit slot.
>sometimes the sec officers believe the perpetrators claims that "the warden/officer is a traitor/ling/vampire" leading to officers arresting eachother on unbacked claims by greyshits, and general infighting.

Holyfuck. This is the real reason no one plays sec, not because of flimsy "everyone hates you".

Someone inject me full of space drugs and sleep toxins. Let me sleep forever.

>>166930386
You're basically already dead if you NEED peridaxon, but not necessarily if it would just be helpful
Getting heart surgery over like 3 heart damage is unpleasant

sorry for the birds i left in perma

>>166930463
We've gotten invaded by newfags from youtube videos, more reddit posts, and hippie dying. They'll burn out and it'll return to buddy sec shitting on shitters. Just teach as many as you can and be patient with the downeys who just want to collect valid kills.

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>>166930463
>>sometimes the sec officers believe the perpetrators claims that "the warden/officer is a traitor/ling/vampire" leading to officers arresting eachother on unbacked claims by greyshits, and general infighting.
>Arresting the dept shitter disposer
>Ever
>Implying a redshirt would ever attack his brothers without being attacked first
Dark times indeed. Getting an antag in sec is a blessing, I don't grasp why they'd waste getting the most powerful tool they can get.

>>166930463
my biggest difficulty with sec is knowing who is innocent and guilty, and dealing with them appropriately, especially as warden

people whining at you is more antagonising then being slipped and decapped before riding the wild ride for 10 minutes

for example last round 1 cultist fucking drank 30u holy water like a champ, then when free'd and arrested again spammed "Unkown CRIES" at the speed of sound while being dragged to perma before a fucking ERT of all people free's him 4nr

and then when people exclaim there innocence to the very end, leaving you to expect the bwoink when you cram them full of 50u chloral but it never comes

>>166928420
Dermaline - kathalai (The Ayurvedic name for aloe vera)
Bicaridine - opium
Kelotane - tannic acid (burn remedy found in some varieties of wine grapes grown in clay-rich soil)
Space drugs - mescaline (psychoactive compound found in peyote cacti)
Synaptizine - nicotine
Hyperzine - cocaine
Imidazoline - zeaxanthin
Sleep toxin - valerenic acid (sleep aid found in the valeria herb)
Anti toxin - allicin (the active ingredient in garlic, a broad spectrum antibiotic)
Sulphuric acid - protease (used by pitcher plants to digest protein chains)
Polytrinic acid - moroidin (psychoactive compound that causes intense pain)

>>166931264
Just stick to evidence based space law. If an asimov silicon or officer or camera watcher didn't see it and there's no further evidence just let it slide. Over time you'll pick up on the little clues of who did and didn't enough to have accurately made the calls all week before you begin to step beyond the upper bounds of space law.

Post songs you want on the jukebox.

>>166931264
Admins are very lenient to sec. I've gotten a warning for fucking with sec in a high stress round.

>>166931497
i always try to pull myself up from the pit of "catch the antag" and into "follow the law" but there are times you just know with absolute certainty someone is a filthy fucking murderer and they just sit there indignantly in interrogation saying "wheres the proofs? :^)" and you can taste the ahelp their finger is so eager to press

>>166931939
You're only human, after all.
Every officer has a breaking point where they won't be able to put aside their personal feelings and do what is just, instead of what is right.
Don't feel bad about it.

>>166931501
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-3Z3jmDiL0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbB8mcM_xS8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6cSbof7Pik
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPsU-ZMC6SA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Wi1Y8cmjyM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMC1VethykE

Maybe now the fucking vidya tracks would be worth fucking listening, since its all such horrible fucking trash. Completely unrelated, DEMIFIEND BUS WHEN

Space Station 13 would make such a great television show. Of course it wouldn't be the same station each time, but if there was the same crew, it'd be very homey I think.

Post fun/useful things to do in botany

Does security even know it's vampires?

>>166932690
maybe
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_Dwarf

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Would you unban anyone on this list if you were pomf?

>>166932690
There would be a lot of characters

>>166932931
Make cryo potatoes or perixadon cabbage

Try your best to be relevant when a machine will always heal better than you ever can hope to.

Realize that you are nothing but endless fodder maker for the chef or a bioweapon producer and say fuck it while splicing cyanide into your 200 potency nova flowers for shits and giggles.

>>166932931
Spam nymphs to get people back in the round. Learn how to make all your stuff and make it better so you know how. You can gear up a validhunt kit but you're a shitter to do so.

>>166933006
double warm canines

>>166933120
That's not so bad. You don't /need/ a main character, do you?

>>166932690
Don't talk about that kind of atuff, anon.
Now that you brought it up, some autist will start coming up with character sheets while making a strawpoll to figure out which waifus we want included.

>>166933269
good point

>>166931501
just the first part, on the syndicate playlist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BR8o4gxL_Tg

>>166933269
http://www.strawpoll.me/10826142/r
you rang

>>166933514
For once, im smiling at waifuposting, because I remembered that sue is gone for good. Thanks for that retarded waifu poster.

>>166933514
>sue almost at #1 above ginger
the power of memes

>>166933514
Fuck

>>166931501
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVpg2IrGwsk

>>166933514
>tfw in top 5 (not counting sue)

>>166933269
I'd like an episode of space court like last night.

>>166934101
What happened last night?

>>166934315
I space fucked your space mom

>>166933514
>over 10 people voted for me

Were these rigged or do people actually like me?

>>166933514
>most of these people don't play anymore
Is the age of the waifu over?

>>166934405
hot, did you record it my dude

So, there's been talk amongst the admins to outright ban Rin Fukimoto, or if for those who do not know Pootismaniac. From, security jobs completely. We've been split on the issue.

>>166934405
>>166934685
Sorry, I meant "My SPACE dude".

Post proofs that you're the real Probe.

>>166934772
>grammar
Is this nuke pretending to be probe?

>>166930463
>>sec officers actively avoid working together, to the point where I dedicated myself to following one officer with all my might and they wordlessly yakety sax away from me, even though I claimed him as my partner.
please tell me that wasn't me
I didn't mean to run away from you, I just get terrified when there's people watching me
Also, my connection likes to drop at the exact moment people say/do important shit and never any time else so I probably missed your shout

>>166934641
Yes
Its the age of the lads now

>>166934772
Anon, probe doesn't come here to talk that sort of shit.

Prove you are probe, or quit baiting.

>>166934772
She is borderlining on mikecari status. It may be extreme to outright ban her from all sec positions. Maybe cap/hos/warden/detective ban and keep a close eye on her behavior when shes a normal sec officer

>>166934772
This post isn't from me. I love Rin, and would never even mention banning her!
I want to pin the Rin!

>>166934947
She was banned from security a little while ago
>>166934994
To pin means to ban

>>166934994
This post isn't from me. I hate Rin, and would always mention banning her!
I don't want to pin the Rin!

>>166927989
>favorite character
moi
>least favorite character
Avada GODDAMN I FUCKING HATE AVAADAA AAGHGHGA FUCKING HATE HATE HATE DESPISE HAAAAAATE
>character that gets more hate than they deserve
Yahir, he a good boi
>character that deserves more hate
Avada JESUS FUCKING CHRIST I CANNOT EXPRESS IN WORDS HOW MUCH I DESPISE AVADA.

>>166934772
we know it's you plaguewalker, you aren't fooling anyone

>>166933514
>Ginger
Admin, doesn't play
>Sue
Banned
>Felicity
Plays
>Naomi
Doesn't play
>Annie
Plays rarely
>Kaylie
Plays
>Hyun
Doesn't play
>Ashe
Doesn't play
>Caleigh
Doesn't play
>Catherine
Doesn't play
>Alice
Plays rarely
>Angelite
Doesn't play
>Rail
Doesn't play
>Terry
Doesn't play
>Cynthia
Plays rarely
>Trinity
Doesn't play
>Megurine
Plays rarely
>Reica
Plays
>Dana
Doesn't play
>Mallory
Doesn't play
>Julia
Banned
>Assistance
Doesn't play
>Fay
Doesn't play
>bee
Doesn't play
>Zalika
Plays rarely
>Rinmaru
Doesn't play
>Victoria
Doesn't play
>Hanako
Doesn't play
>Sarah
Doesn't play
>Harley
Doesn't play

Did I get it right?

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>>166935256
It's not me which is the funnier thing. Besides, i could give two fucks what happens to pootis, or autistic cat fag.

>>166935287
I think it's you that doesn't play, because I've seen a lot of those in the last week.
Also fuck off, faggot.

>>166933514
>my name wasn't even on there
!!!
I was a great waifu!

>>166934772
>Probe posting about admin discord matters
haha no.

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HARD
HITTING
EDITORIALS

>>166935287
I play sometimes. I just haven't played as much recently as I have wanted to play due our recent shortage of admins active (and consequentially a lack of will to play).
I'll never get tired of the highpop medbay stress. There's nothing better

>76 people online
SHOO SHOO HIPPIE GET OUT
THIS IS OUR SERVER NOT YOURS

>>166935545
That kid looks like and idiot, I don't want him on MY station

>>166935545
i honestly have to wonder if political cartoonists like garrison think people actually take them seriously
also
>not wanting high RP players to play here
shoo shoo, back to hippie with you
literally nothing wrong with High RP players, and it's a whole lot better than ebin validhunter meme-people

>>166935545
I wonder if I'll ever make it into one of these.

>see a nice post about my character

Is there a better feeling in ss13?

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>>166927363
>http://pastebin.com/cnUyDvfz
Can someone look over this summary of chaplain, holy shit interactions?

>>166936012
when non-chaplains use it and non-antagonist it beats the shit out fo everyone but regular books don't do much I think when hitting others

>>166936183
Should I reword "If it's not a chaplain and it's anything else it's basically just a normal book attack" to be more clear that it's exited ?

When is Hippie going to fuck off and stop shitting up the server with their ebin 'lmao rp is gay ONLY LIGHT RP GO BAK 2 BAAY' shit?

>>166936298
Should be reworded so it doesn't make people think regular books do much, since the bible will destroy people,

>>166936324
When you rwall arrivals maints and operate a grille fence immigrations center at the sec checkpoint manned by securitrons and assistants with blunderbuss.

>>166936449
I'd prefer just banning them instead of ebin drumpf gimmick tbqhmyfampai.

>>166936324
when the bunker is raised. You wont notice its effects immediately but if kept up for 2-3 weeks quality would begin to improve as the hippie refugee crisis rages on.

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>>166936515
>drumpf
Ban yourself and take the undesirables with you.

>>166936624
>drumpf supporters getting mad over a name
Thin skin, sad.

>>166936012
Use fire extinguishers with holy water to fuck vampires and make ghosts not be able to spit the chairs like madmen, hit water canisters with bibles for easy holy water, hit fucking heretics with books, remove hats for ultra nice splash damage because SPLASH CODE IS FUCKING GARBAGE, feed a flask worth of holy water for better results, if someone is a vamp, just smal their heads till they break.

Oh, also, reminder, crew, that if you are thralled and get hit by a bible in the head, you are no longer a thrall.

>>166935812
HRP is okay only in non medical, sec or command roles

Getting sucked into the grasp of a HRP doctor while dying is suffering itself

>>166936726
>tfw breaking bottle reagent transfer is horseshit so you'll never be able to meme as a bartender
How do I feed shit from the holy flask instead of splashing them?

>>166936910
Target the mouth and click them on help intent.

>>166931501
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pIHSX_E8Tw

>>166936740
This, there's a place for high roleplay. And it's not the high tempo roles.

>>166936971
Thanks

>>166936971
>help intent
help intent is for retards who cant get validz and baybies

>>166936910
Get flask
Fill it with meme juice of choice
Help intent spam on person you want to force meme juice upon
Wait for all of the delays to go away and congratulations, you now made Greyantag McCult or Faggot McWaifu drink either 50 units of holy water or more realistically, mercury.

>>166937045
>not getting headpat valids and handshake valids on your fellow crewmembers
shamefru

>>166936012
RIP Dragonbro

>>166937384
>tfw permabrigged for consensual hugging of an officer
That was a painful round to run into an antag officer.

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Fuck this, I'm gonna go play on Urist or some shit until the Hippie fags leave. Basically the same place as /vg/, but without the cunts.

>>166937668
isn't urist dead?

>>166937597
nonconsensual rather

>self request ban
>end up checking general and forums anyway

No escape I guess, what's new recently guys?

>>166937723
No. It usually gets around 30~ players around 6-7 PM and stays that way until 12, and 30 is a perfect pop.

>>166937780
Hippie literally, seriously, actually fucking invaded and everything's going to shit.

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Working on Supermatter fixes.

>>166937668

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>>166936624
>not loving current year man memes
OH COME ON

>>166937780
>self requested but still check forums
kek me too

>>166937874
>Go to make a superdense SME
>Emitter stack fails after the first
>Collectors too
>Making a bar
>Can't secure microwaves on top of tables and secure them
>Can't secure anything in the same tile as a one-way window
I've felt dead inside all weekend. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zhPhow2EGE

how did all these hippiefags get past the bunker

>>166938308
IT'S NOT ON

>>166938308
Because you didn't deport them at arrivals.

Advanced Clown Shoes as trader item were a mistake

>>166933514
>Rail only at 7 votes
A shame.

>>166938308
because the few people with the power to turn it on are anti bunker and think that the hippie refugees are not that bad

>>166938484
What do they even do?

>>166938484
why

last round there were 50 cleanbots patrolling the station but they seemed to ignore blood on the floor, then some of them randomly cleaned bloody footprints but no blood stains; i checked many of them and it seemed that the "clean blood" option was "yes" on all of them.

am i missing something? is this a normal behaviour for cleanbots?

Thanks to the sec officer who gave me the advanced clown shoes. I hope I was a good clown that round

>>166938551
Over the next 3 months the shitters will be banned or reformed.

>>166938627
Send a thank-you letter to Byond

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And to think, all that started because I wasn't sure the admins would be a fan of a vampire bagulothing

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>>166938295
You can blame MoMMIs for using emitter stacks for infinite energy and even negative energy.

>>166933514
>I don't appear on that list.
It is a mixed feeling.

What are some staticnamers that are actually decent players? They can't all be bad, right?

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comfy round

>>166938641
w-we can integrate them all!
Our community will not change!
Refugees welcome!
>>166938725
negative energy?

what happened on the station this round, i played a deaf guy

aliens isolation in ss13 (eris codebase)
byond://45.76.29.104:5000
:)

>>166938641
that may be true but those 3 months may be enough to do near permanent damage to us in terms of corrupting our culture

>>166938690
When I was observing you I wasn't sure if you were ironically being retarded or if you were an actual idiot
Because man you just fucked up everything

>>166938725
Oh god. You're right. Those absolute madmen had to be stopped before they could weaponize it. People'd just be working while the station spun when a super negagy emitter beam begins to carve through the station

>>166938828
stop shilling your shitty server

>>166938890
No anon, if he shills it, maybe the shitters will go there and we won't have constant high pop all the time.
R-right?

post your static names

>>166938810
So you where that one guy in that little ghetto botany. Nice place you build there.

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>>166938641

>>166938968
You first

>>166938802
me

>>166938802
me

>>166938968
Me

>>166938808
>>166938881
>>166938980
I mean I didn't say it wasn't going to fucking suck and our server probably won't be the same

but hopefully in the end it won't be THAT bad

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I have been gone for a long time. Can someone spoonfeed me the story in this whole "hippie" drama?

>>166938690

I have no idea how me pushing you over and stealing one of your bags led to you gettting enslaved by Vox.

>>166939025
Weston Murray

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>dueling with the Grille King mechanic in the cockpit of the escape shuttle after-round
>he pushes me over, takes my stun baton
>doesn't do much damage, but I get back up
>pull out my lawgiver, fire a few shots at him
>he disarms me
>picks it up and attempts to fire
>'UNAUTHORIZED USER DETECTED'
>explodes and blows his hand off
ayy

>>166938627
They were set not to clean blood for whatever reason except the ones I changed.

>>166938810
Uh the clown had captain access and advanced clown shoes.
The chaplain? was a ling but not really.
Almost all my sec officers when braindead.

>>166938968
My only static name is when I play the mime
Sneakman

>>166938802
Felicity

>>166938808
By fucking around with interrupting 10 or so beams at once, they somehow managed to produce something like -5 million energy.

I also had to fix an old bug with prisms leaving ghost beams behind, which was causing far more urgent problems. Like 500 beams on one tile, which is part of how the infinite energy shit worked.

>>166938968
cultist-chan

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>>166939081
Many of us lived through previous ones. It doesn't and it's the reason we're as bad as we are. Our server identity and values are drastrically difference from what they were years ago and they're increasingly raped every day more.

>>166938802
most people staticname
probably 1/2 of them are decent

>>166938802
Ailsa
Coolio
Caleigh
Yahir
Alfons
Steve (free him)
Bob
probably a lot of other people
the reason people think all staticnamers are bad is because the only ones they see are the ones who go out of their way to get their names out there, there's plenty of staticnamers who are cool lads who you can chill with and just have fun rounds with

1. Put one SM-shard on a tile
2. Throw chrono-grenade, it disappears for 5 seconds
3. Put second SM-Shard onto same tile
4. You now have a doubleshard!

>>166938968
I am Xaex, Voxponicist
am I cool?

>>166938968

_______no_____

>>166939286
change your name

>>166939114
>They were set not to clean blood for whatever reason except the ones I changed.
i was a ghost, i checked many of them passing near blood stained floors and all of them were set to clean blood but they were not cleaning it.

>>166939256
>Grab a telebeacon
>z-zap
>30 shards
>4 oxygen gas miners
>90 emitter-prism space platform
>collectors encamped to max range

>>166938968
TANR

am i a bad player

>>166939102
I don't recall ever speaking to you before

>>166939286
I've seen you before/10

>>166939286
your name is not vox enough

>>166938802
You posted this because you hoped someone would post you, didn't you?

>>166938968
Johnny Caldwell

No one has complained about me yet

>>166939229
I think I'm like a brown guy, as depicted in the picture, but only partly.

>>166939606
I like you

>>166939669
You make me nervous as both antag and non-antag

t. Reica

>>166938968
surfer brooks

>>166938802
(Me)
(You)

There are plenty to be honest, I static name and try and do my best to make sure medbay runs efficiently with fast pills and treatment. Up to you to decide whether that is decent or not.

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>>166938802
Harvey Zadovsky
Surfer Brooks
Megurine Luka
Caleigh Stall
Trinity Prewitt
Naomi Williams
Ginger Beach
Kaylie Morgan
Paul Foster
Anyone serwind plays
Dr Steve
Assistance Unit

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isaac lifof

>>166939286
Your name needs to be more of shriek

>>166931939
>do shitty ling round for the first time
>wipe the AI while my bros try to blow the borgs
>doesn't quite work out
>AI screamed bloody murder repeatedly before it died including where it was (that I didn't move or dispose of), handled the intellicard without glubbs, borgs that survived also colloborating.
>eventually get arrested
>"where's da proof?" my way out of an execution because the warden was incompetent and just screamed at me for fifteen minutes instead of actually finding proof
It's a good feeling sometimes when compliance alone is enough to weasel out of shitcurity.

>>166939828
i do not deserve that list
>>166939606
you are cool and a good janitor. in my mind you will forever be a janitor.

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>>166938968
Chiki, Alfredo, Lutum

>>166939874
fucking meant to
>>166938968

>>166939828
>this list
Don't include good people with your shitty waifushit list please. Steve does not belong among the ranks of the worst players we have. Don't do that to my nigga steve.

>>166927989
me
you
skeletons
human females with asian names and/or zany hair

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>>166939095
Here's the laydown
>Get materials very early
>Think about bagulothing, but I need provocation
>Steal ian, start asking for wings which ended up being me asking for a vox slave
>Sec officer kills ian, gets trapped in a cage from the mime
>Steal cage, lose it instantly, get caught and have my chloral syringe gun (from my actual plan) unloaded into me
>That's 60u
>Manage to have him let me go because he killed me and felt bad
>Make more bags and polyacid, through it at some fucker
>Get first disarm pushed twice in a row
>Beepsky ravages my ass
>Clown brings me to sec
>Sec sells me to the vox
>Sec then proceeds to fall out of the vox ship into the fucking void
>Later at escape, get freed and can't get the same luck as the man from before
>Get taken into sec part of ship, bully guy who is all talk, round end

>>166938968
medbay vox

>>166940017
Thanks man. I stopped janitoring for the time being because I started filling a cleaner bottle with water for slips and patrolling maint too much, playing sec would be more constructive for the crew

>>166938968
I only feel like sharing these two that I don't play too often, Kiyatchi and Amos Bayleaf

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>>166940354
>Sec falls out of the vox ship into the void

>>166940354

I got so lucky with those disarm pushes, I honestly thought something was wrong with the RNG.

t. Ivy

>>166940354
>Sec sells me to the vox
this should be a legal alternative to execution in space law

>>166938968
Roscoe Day

Would avada get admin if he applied?

>>166940698
go ahead and try, see what happens

>>166939229
>picture
but none of our female players attention whore
justen pretending to be female

>>166940576
i adore you

Should I play CE if I only know how to set up the Singulo, AME, and solars?

>>166940698
if sawbones, yred, and fucking kolith could get admin than anyone could

>>166940798
play as a mommi

>>166940698
Probably. All you have to do is say 'lmao i jus wan hep serb :)' and Aurx will roll right the fuck over to let you in. It's how sawbones and Kolith got in.

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>>166940798
Probably not since CE is suppose to be the best engie around but in reality everyone expects the CE to have the same engineering understanding of an assistant so it would be semi ok. You still shouldn't do it though

>>166940448
cute?

>>166940281
>muh female characters

Actually fuck off, nobody cares about a character's sex apart from /r9k/ weirdos that hate and also worship women. Everyone on that list is great, a character is more than a name and appearance.

>>166941106
I don't mind hachi. He's pretty chill.

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>>166940784
T-thank you.

>>166940772
*men

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>>166941106
good bird. gives all vox players a good name

>>166941113
no

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>>166941142
Paul Foster and Steve are the only tolerable people on that list. Has nothing to do with /r9k/.
Serwind is a fucking FAGGOT and Harvey is a grey/blacktiding dickhead.

>>166941142
>being this delusional
Megurine is a self absorbed shitter with a name from a japanese weeaboo computer meme.
Surfer is a hippie tier retard who begged for attention, and then ran off when they realized how batshit insane this community is.
Trinity was shitcurity and also an attentionwhore who self shilled.
Naomi was also shitcurity with no respect for space law who only played to brig people she didn't like.
Kaylie is a vapid bitch who has an inflated ego, with ugly ass seaweed green hair, and is utterly incapable of every job I've seen him play.
Assistance Unit is yet again, another hippie tier gimmick retard who plays up the female and the """"cute"""" for attention, and is, oh look at that, a goddamn useless retard.

Now fuck off, beta orbiter retard.

>>166938968
Anyone that actually replied to this just went from "okay static" to "attention seeking faggot."
>>166939606
>>166940576
>>166941106
Which is a shame because I thought these guys were cool. Turns out they're just as big of fags as avada or morena.

Hey space virgins, do you happen to have a link on a youtube video where :

- There is a massive infections of spiders in the stations
- An ERT is sent to deal with them and fail massively
- Actual in-game messages are vocalised via text-to-speech over gameplay montage

I've seen it a few months back but I can't find it anymore. If you have it, that would be awewsome.

>>166941782
Fuck off back to TG.

>>166939243
>Aisla
>Having "fun"

>>166941782
It was a proper deathsquad not an (((ERT)))
I don't have the link

>>166941782
Look for it in r/ss13
then fuck off there and don't come back

>>166941672
Should have just posted the silicon name, I'm mostly curious if would get any feedback on my law following or secborg when its needed.

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>>166941827
It was made by busta on /vg/. This has nothing to do with the TG boogeyman.

>>166941672
I'm just testing the water before my transition to shitcurity

>>166941914
>Ailsa
>not fun
Shoo shoo back to Hippie greytide.

>>166942107
Already did, my man.

>>166942224
>literally raging over people poor judgement or mistakes on two dimensional spacemens
They have a rather strange definition of fun.
Nothing wrong with liking your job. Don't be a fag about it.

>>166942131
>coder discord has a bot which can automatically send a message when a round ends
>n3x15 still hasn't made a desktop notification app that alerts players when a new round is about to begin

???

>>166941610
>Harvey is a grey/blacktiding

dude what

I rarely play assistant anymore and when I did I mostly kept to myself. Also literally never played IAA. When's the last time you actually played on this server? Be honest

Why is space white now?

Is this some kind of meme?

>>166941610
>Serwind
Not a faggot, one if our best mins and a solid security player
>Harvey
Barely plays assistant anymore and doesn't play iaa. Do you even play /vg/??

>>166941659
>Megurine
You obviously don't know squid if you think they're self absorbed
>Surfer
Was brand new and english wasn't his first language. Anyone that isn't an expert is hippie to you? Enjoy dead server with no new blood
>Trinity
Ah yeah the attention whore that shilled themself for being shit? Almost every trinity post called them shit
>Naomi
Played detective and didn't brig people because no access? Do you play /vg/?
>Kaylie
No seaweed hair anymore. Do you play this server?
>Assistance Unit
Name a good gimmick then, it was a funny extreme version of robot man the shitter. It's a good low rp joke.

ling is such a shit game mode

>>166941672
(You)

I'm fucking astonished that administration refuses to acknowledge the influx of people from hippie. We need the goddamn bunker. Security seems to always be incompetent, medical is always non-existent, and rounds are still getting ended within 30 minutes. Holy fuck man. If we could have had the bunker on when we were asking for it, we could have avoided this.

>>166942509
>defending all these statics
Holy hell, get a life, dude. At least pay more attention to the game then these shitty personalities playing it.
And for the record, assistance unit is a shitty gimmick.

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>>166942428
1. Join Discord.
2. Set up notifications on the #server channel to pop up a notification.

Also the bot hasn't been notifying Discord of server resets for a week now, GWTP.

>>166942509
>lmao do you even play i dont remember thins like you do LMAO DO YOU EVEN PLAY
I do, usually at least once or twice a day, and I assure you, you are a delusional orbiter who can't stand to see his ebin meme-waifu players called shit.
Take off the waifu goggles and take a long hard look at each one of those faggots.
Also, assistance unit is a shit tier gimmick.

>>166938968
Dick Smeller

>>166942719
Nexis can you get the bunker enabled, we're dying here

>>166942686
They know good and damn well Hippie is here.
But take a look at who our admins are, anon. Zealotron, Yred, Doobie and Shapka? Aurx and Pain? Probe? They're all either Hippie apologists or 'refugees welcome' type faggots who cry about needing new blood any time they see the server pop dip below 60.
/vg/ is fucked like the US Government is fucked. Everyone in charge is a self-serving asshat who only has their own agenda in mind with no regards to the people under them.

>>166942827
It don't matter anymore anon. They're already here, they're already through the bunker, turning it on nnow won't do shit. They won and we lost. /vg/ is going to be Hippie in a matter of weeks unless Pomf gets his head out of his ass and starts purging the Admins and starting anew.

>checking admin log for fun
>someone edits my notes in a round I didn't even join

*sweats

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>>166942827
Unless something changed, it was enabled last night.

I don't recognize most of you fuckers anyway, so I don't care whether it's on or not.

>>166942827
>>166943010
>>166942686
Probe enabled the Bunker yesterday. You're all idiots.

>>166943010
I don't play here too much anymore (and it was the first server I played seriously on, after one try in /tg/) but this is too hilarious.

>>166939371
>>166939452
>>166939887
Suggestions?

>>166939130
>Removing emitter stacks
You removed one of the best things about plasma mirrors.

>>166943026
I'm going to bet SOME ADMIN suspects you of icky ocking for some reason

>>166938802
Mitchel ,Viktor, Kelly. Terry.

>>166940698
>fuckton of notes
>been here for less than half a year
nah

>>166943181
Random name and cut off everything past the first two or three syllables

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>>166943183
Deal with it.

>>166943243
>been here for less than half a year
Been here for 2 months if you dont include ban times

>>166943181
2 syllables, keep it simple and vox sounding
like Hachi or Tahki

>>166943204
>didn't even observe

How do I view my notes?

>>166943127
If he would have enabled it a few days earlier, when we were begging for it, we wouldn't be at this point, but he took his sweet time because he didn't see a problem.

>>166938968
WELCOME (XP)

>>166943406
Ahelp an admin for them to see them

>>166943406
ahelp and ask for them

>>166943380
Well, that's exactly what happened to me, so it's probably what happened here too

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Maybe, I might be blessed and an admin might rule 0 me out of pity.

>>166943364
Players should give Vox nicknames using the first two or three syllables on their own. Good Vox pick long and impossible to remember names.

>>166943250
>>166943364
And try to make it unique

desu half the players were already hippie-tier long before this "refugee crisis"

>>166943010
I'm honestly terrified. /vg/ was the last good server, had the perfect mix, with decent admins. Now where do we go?

>>166943298
There's no point to them now.

>>166942451
four a.m. eastern, today
I guess I don't actually remember you but there definitely was some shitbird lawyer named Harvey at one point

>>166942509
>one of our best mins
what kind of candyland honkey horseshit is this

>emag a engi borg
>it ignores my orders
>tell it to kill the CE
>he just stays there staring at me while the CE lasers me to death
what the fuck

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>all those bone-breaking sounds at medbay

>>166943543
you can't make everyone happy.
people complain if your name is long and people complain if your name is short

>>166943698
Did you ahelp it?

>>166943698
>minimize casualties

Diona Nymph as a roundstart race option WHEN?

>>166943698
you know damn well that's not what happened

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>>166943710
it was amazing

>>166943742
No?

>>166943760
just visit genetics roundstart for a monkey syringe

>>166943698
It tried to flash the CE, it probably was too new to know about the stun prod.

>>166943692
Harvey Kekbaum, you're thinking of. Surfer plays them iirc

>>166943742
i did

>pressure
>PRESSURE
>retarded miner opens the door
>breaks our skulls
>continues to try 'helping' by opening basically every door, reconsidering, and re-mushifying our skulls
AAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>166943760
fucking never

>>166943698
>being this mad
Poor Rin

Why don't we just permaban everyone who has a ckey of less than, I dunno, three days?

guys I'm a fucking idiot where are the admin logs

>>166943181
Randomly generate a bunch of vox names. Read them and investigate how they sound. Pick one or make something similar, with the same syllables.

>>166943181
Japanese companies.

>>166943902
I feel like a heavy handed action like this is the only thing that can save us. We can't keep all these new players, they're ruining game quality.

>>166943920
For further info:
Most common letters are s, h, i, k, c, a. A name with mostly those letters but a few others is best.

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>TFW advertisements.
OH LOOK, A HUNGRY DINOSAUR!

>it's like I'm stuck in some kind of dream nightmare.

>>166943902
>>166944016
The bunker is on. Just deal with it.
Be nice, try to teach them, ahelp when they're breaking rules / when they're being insufferable cunts

>>166943915
You know where the normal logs are I hope, there are ones that say admin only and those are admin logs. Yes you can look at them, they are called admin only because only admins see that text during the round.

Official list of gud birds

Ziigzuu
Hachi
Probably a couple others I can't be assed to remember those names

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>>166943852
>fucker just tells me
>"use a bandage"
>cant cause fucking EVERTHING is pressurised

CLOSE DOORS BEHIND YOU

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>>166943842
>Kekbaum
>Surfer plays them

>>166944141
I literally can't play long enough to teach anyone, the round keeps getting fucked up within 30 minutes, dude.

>>166944154
>no Kayahi

>>166943608
as other anons have said, those who enjoy fun and chill could try urist, it's basically the middle-line between bay and /vg/, and actually pretty fun if you want to just chill or have some silly fun
probably the only server that comes close to an alternative to /vg/

>>166943465
a bit powergamey for my taste

>>166943465
Always makes fun newscaster stories, I enjoy your personality and AI flavor.

>>166944016
>3 Days
Turn the days into months and maybe it will help but this place has been going downhill for a while now

>>166944109
>shikcaa
This will work fine.

>>166944129
DINOSAURS ONLY EAT MEAT

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>>166927363
>Vox mixes all the gas miners together, and connects it to distro
>Turns it off after it hits 5k kpa
>Has a canister at 2230963 kPa.
>Plasma floods the shuttle at round end
>Didn't see them as an antag.

>>166944154
The bartender who did cards was good

>>166944212
It's okay Kayahi, you make my list.

>>166944212
Kayahi was the gud bird benchmark before more recent fan favorites like baker bird or male Hachi.

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Why don't the syndies just send nuke teams to Centcom?

>>166944223
Urist gave me a really bad taste while I was there. The administration has a stick up their ass, and the players are about around the same.

>>166944380
Because the disk is on station.

>>166944340
>no chachikachikikiiayahikachakihachiyakihakchiayikahi

>>166944380
Because CentComm can fight back.

>>166944380
Because it isn't staffed by complete retards and mental deficients.

>>166944141
It's pretty clearly the same 2 people spamming the threads with "we're doomed" posts at this point

>>166944340
Man, don't accuse me of shilling myself

>>166943181
your name is fine those guys are being faggots

>>166944225
Explain. I'll try to cool it a bit.

>>166942690
>>166942786
>lie about statics.
>get called out
>have no argument so you attack the poster.

Attacking the poster = lost the argument
High school logic, why don't you understand that?