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>Ongoing/Upcoming Tournaments
http://www.hltv.org/matches
http://www.hltv.org/events/upcoming

>Competitive News
http://www.hltv.org

>Wiki
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>PUG Services
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>Betting/Trading/Item Related
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http://www.gamblersanonymous.org/ga/
Always inspect in game, always assume the worst. Bet what you can afford to lose and most importantly always do the opposite of what /csgog/ says.

>Game Mechanic Info
Damage Chart: http://www.schuzak.jp/cs-go/dmgchart.html
Recoil Mechanics: http://twowordbird.com/articles/csgo-recoil-mechanics

>Ranks & Stats
http://csgo-stats.com
http://www.hltv.org/?pageid=183&gameid=2
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike/rankings#team

>Game Enhancements
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Open Source Twitch Chat: http://sourceforge.net/projects/getchatty

>Watch this everyday
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlCRfTmBSGs

>Old Thread
>>166913307
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scripted
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tfw no gf
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shitter device better not get a win for this
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"The script" is a moba meme, please stop stealing our memes
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>>166922063
UMP MVP of the Atlanta major 2017
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VP is reddit
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>This ELEAGUE major final will be the first that went 3 maps since ESL One Katowice 2015

>le everything is scripted meme
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>The City of /csgog/
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>le scripted meme

nice try, VPfags
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gla1ve has incredible gamesense when shooting through smokes
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>no MR100

what's the point of even playing the game when MR30 is so fluky?
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doubles for scripted VP win
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>tfw writing the next majors script and u get writers block
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>>166922169
half these memes have been stolen from /d2g/

gotards disappoint me
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>>166922151
>tfw have bf
>ass is sore and bleeding
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>Byali's got the aimlock

wtf Semmler
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Boypussy > girlpussy
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who wins on train?
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>>166922169
Must be a LoL meme, never saw it in d2g.
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why don't people like a good series, i hate 2-0. Always love it when the game goes to the third game
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VP shouldve had that, byali choking lost them 3-4 rounds
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Has somebody saw the perspective from taz the moment he waIked out of the connector?
Why didn't he just shoot?
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lmao ez train for VP
shitrallis got demolished by godshitters on train so yeh
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>>166922169
the "script" is a NBA meme, please stop stealing our memes
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>>166922285
the writers this yeah agree with you
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>>166922274
vp normally but they tilted af, making stupid plays at the end


plus gla1ve's (((gamesense))) is too good
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>CSGO """""""""MAJOR"""""""""
>BO3 GF
UHHH GOTARDS?
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>>166922279
>he's never seen TI shitposting

poor lad
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>>166922293
They have to follow the script.
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>>166922287
>nuke literally saved by usp eco by vp

ur vp bias is showing
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>>166922287
NEO fucked up a lot on Overpass too
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>>166922287
>byali

It was literally snax choking the easiest 1v1, retard.
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>>166922279
how new?
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>>166922381
poor......... or blessed??
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>>166922271
girlcum > boycum
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>>166922497
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>>166922519
>implying maps matter in sc2
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I wanted VP to win the second map because it's already late here and I wanted them to get it over with.
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>>166922196
>>166922187
VP got paid to throw the script and lose the game.
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>>166922497
CARALHOOOOOOO
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>>166922556
I wish a girl would cum in my boypussy
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>>166922648
calm down sir
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>>166922625
starting position matters dough at least in wc3
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girls have a boypussy
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It's over magog.
Asstralis will win this.
RIP VP.
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>>166922556
this is a fallacy and you know it
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>>166922696
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astralis or vp for train lads
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>>166922648
>HAHAHAHAHAHA
Don't you mean JAJAJAJAJAJA like you monkeys say?
>>166922757
i hope so, its about time
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>>166922497
http://www.hltv.org/match/2307547-virtuspro-sk-eleague-major-2017
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>>166922836
I want Astralis to win
But Thorin butthurt if VP wins wiuld be great
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>>166922497
Denmark has no culture, only a hybrid of American culture and Muslim culture. Why do people in Denmark pretend to be proud?

Denmark is known only for

1) Number one producer of child pornography in history
2) Legal beastiality
3) Killing whales and dolphins
4) Copying American culture
5) Astralis


Really a truly great nation.
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>>166922734
but not boyclittys
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APOLOGIZE
APOLOGIZE
APOLOGIZE
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Thorin @Thooorin 7m7 minutes ago

Astralis have only lost train twice ever and once was 14:16 to the best train team of all-time (SK)
ITS FUCKING OVER FOR VP ;_;
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>>166922836
cheering for asstrails but vp will take it
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>>166922497
Train is up the on the list of best maps for VP.
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>watch whole event on twitch
>no drops
>watch final in game
>drop on first map
ehh explain that dotards
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>>166922497
>>166922648
>burrito calrito salsa mi amore churro de nada hacienda
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Never forget:

VP is not in it for tournament money, they're all about ad revenue.
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>>166922932
not really

vp are really good on train too and its high pressure game
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>>166922892
Watch it, Thorin.
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>>166922978
Poles don't use the name Ivan, angry autist.
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>>166922380
>OVER ONE HOUR LONG TURTLEFESTS
>>>>>EXCITING ESPORTS

lmfao
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>>166922932
>best train team of all-time (SK)
oh, you mean the team that got beaten yesterday by VP?

this retard is so annoying, fuck thorin
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>>166922978
right here senpai, say that shit after de_train runs you over d*ne :)
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>>166922707
I can be your girl (male)
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>>166922932
but vp beat sk on train yesterday ?
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>tfw majors are the best thing in your life
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>>166922978
you're trying too hard now, this is my last (You)
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>>166922932
But Astralis got destroyed by Godsent on train in groups.
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>>166922892
we went really well without polposting, can you please stop
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>thoring says astralis is the world's best train team

rip astralis
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>>166923019
>VP is not in it for tournament money
Yeah sure.
>meanwhile they play shitty chink tournaments nobody watches purely for money
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>>166923081
>i dont understand the game so its boring
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>>166923247
Pige went ham though
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>last map is train
Where is my cobble drop?
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>>166923265
No, they do it for exposure.

Are you serious?
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>>166923135
hi ummm how can we chat?
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>its anders and semmler
please no
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>>166923290
buy one for 20 cents on the market and pretend you opened your dropped case
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>>166923351
hlep
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Device my boy go
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>>166923304
>Semenman quoted taz saying they went there purely for money and were disappointing by 4th place.

I watch CSGO talk shows, you don't get to argue with me.
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>>166923310
post steam &nudes
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>>166923497
>I watch CSGO talk shows

Oh wow..LOL
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can the crowd see the flags?
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device is so hot and sexy. i'll be so sad if they lose
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>mfw watching TaZ play like a retard round after round and get away with it most of the time
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>>166923579
ye
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>>166923497
The only CSGO talk show that matters is Stich and Joe Talk CSGO
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uh get kirby off my screen?
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>>166923630
You keep mentioning this literal mumbling 100 view show that I'm conviced you're one of them
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>>166923630
nt stich
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>>166923690
>mumbling
You must not have watched the current version of Counter Points either
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https://twitter.com/mousesports/status/825772806805811202

rip ChrisJoint
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>>166923746
At least Thorin and Moses actually know about the scene from the inside and can give insight. Sorry mate your show is utter shit
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>>166923814
just post the tweet you dumb shit
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>>166923836
n o
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>>166923814
ChrisJ was the only player alongside Niko who didn't play shit though
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SHITRALIS ACTIVATED
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>>166923657
>tfw made a twitch account for this major after realising I could get free skines, only caught 4 days worth of play

1 cobble
1 overpass
1 nuke

yiss bois
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>VP cheating like there is no tomorrow

What can you expect from a 3rd world soviet satellite?
By the way, why they allow those subhumans from 3rd world countries get in?
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>>166923814
he must have wanted out
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>>166923986
Commies are second world.
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>>166923814
>only dutch player performing at a pro level is out
kanker
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>>166923814
f
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>>166923814
ALTER WAS SOLL DER MIST DENN JETZT
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>>166923814
>>166923989
or got a better offer. chrisJ na
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>>166923986
danes are commies now
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>>166923814
He's replacing skadoodle in cloud9
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Why is Train so T sided
shit map
the drops are also worthless
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>>166923814
>major not even over
>already replacing members
ahahahahahahAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
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A-a-are we alive??
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did asstrails ban cobble over train vs vp? lmao
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>>166923814
>only decent player who performed in the major replaced.
lmao
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>>166923814
RIP
hope he got a better offer
also time to kick the Germans off of mousesports
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>>166924143
on life-support
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>>166924129
Yeah the drops are fucking worthless

I'd be so pissed if I got nothing or only a train drop.
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https://twitter.com/Thooorin/status/825531604432977920
?_?
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>>166924143
those numbers will always be inflated until they remove drops
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uhhh gotards? I thought train was a CT 9-6 map?
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>>166923986
To be fair, Astralis pulled no punches when it came to toggling on overpass.

Prefires out the ass.
kjaerbye is the most blatant. Taz is full toggle atm too.
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>device been shit all 3 maps
LMAO
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>>166924257
this
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>>166924236
he's right you know
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>>166924215
yeah dude that overwatch e-sports league is gonna take off any day now

watching a caster on meth switch to twelve different people waiting to press Q is fucking amazing.
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device what's happening.
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>the country of Denmark
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>>166924274
dude he's a STAR PLAYEr okay???????????
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Device can't stop whiffing lol. It was the same yesterday when it mattered. Still the best player in the world, eh?
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device on the choke i see
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when you need your AWPer to be on point but he's afk and doesn't hit ez shots
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>"they're the best train team in the world right now"
>can't win a round on CT side

is this the power of autistic analysts?
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>>166923814
Rip mouz
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>>166924306
I'm inclined to believe that you have a grudge against overwatch
the future of e-sports is Reflex Arena, just mark my words
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>>166924347
their psychologists really rumped their rump too much during the break
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>device doesn't choke anymore

...
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>>166924363
Only Euroshitters think he's the best.
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Danes choking again
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>>166924382
This is the power of the polish power cows
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>>166924143
If V.P is getting 100m for investment, you can bet there's gunna be a resurgence with all the new tournaments and shit.
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this is one of the best scripts yet
astralis to win in overtime
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>>166924361
>Star player
That's downplaying, he's the best in the world.
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>>166924395
The future and present of e-sports will always be DotA and LoL
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>Had to prolong the 2nd map so VP wouldn't plow through the Danish cuckbois with an unremarkable 2:0 final
>Start following the epic reddit comeback script of the young underdog

deadgame
>>
VP is fucking gay. Go fuck yourselves you wannabe dudebro faggots.
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>>166924382
SK vs VP was the true final.
ASStralis just got lucky on overpass
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>>166924453
I'm pretty sure that Riot will keep on fucking everything up at every opportunity - the game will die.
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Never forget http://www.hltv.org/match/2305526-astralis-godsent-wesg-2016-europe-cis-regional-finals if train is map 3, it's choking for thee
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getting 16-0 in a tournament final

uhh gotards?
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>>166924528
"The game will die"

t. people every year since 2010

Same with DotA lmao
>>
DUDE SPORT PSYCHOLOGISTS
GROUP THERAPY
INDIVIDUAL SESSIONS
MANAGER
COACHS
AUDIS
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>ASTRALIS

BORN
FUCKING
LOSERS
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>>166924507
t. /r9k/
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>>166924507
>asstrails fans
>>
>barely makes it out
>it's not even close
so who put anders there again
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BYALI WHAT THE FUCK
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>>166924591
>>166924605
You called?
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>standing in a molotov
what
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"Best team in the world in train"

It seems like they forgot that Astralis got destroyed by Godsent in Train.
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>>166924528

>the game will die
if only, they're too far down the rabbit hole
same for doturds
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>>166924571
UUUUUHHHHHHHH???????????

Scripttards?
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>>166924516
this
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>>166924579
A U D I S
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Even Janko is against getting rid of da J man.
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>>166924403
don't be a shitter

be OF the shitter
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>>166924571
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh???????????????
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>>166924429
That happened years ago. Besides V.P isn't getting dick since it's a daughter org.
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Now watch how they will comeback
>Script enabled
>>
S
N
A
X
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>>166924681
>Astralis and Godsent owned by same person
>Giving Godsent a little boost to help them advance

hmm makes the neurons fire
>>
Kjaerbye with the aim snaps and still getting downed
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that fucking nade lmao
>>
heat seeking grenades lmao
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>>166924716
Who what?
>>
device is so fucking shit when it matters.
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>backing off
best player in the world ladies and gentlemen
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>>166924712
A U D I S
U
D
I
S
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>>166924579
Optic has all that too and they didn't even make it out of groups

psychologist
physical therapist
team analyst
coach
in game leader
team hookers
personal drug dealers
pizza delivery men

they have it all
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>>166924823
>>166924825
that shit was dirty AF
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>>166924747
Ah I had my hopes up that my skines won't be worthless in a year
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>Asstrails is the best team on train

>meanwhile VP beat cheating subhuman brazilians (who had a 90% win rate) on train
>>
DUDE UMPS LMAO
>>
>>166923814
>not -spiidi or -denis
>>
>ZOWIE MONITOR IN A DELL BOX

>DELL GAMING
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Is Thoorin OK? He's gone quiet.

Someone needs to check in on him.
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>>166924835
>he doesnt know Janko "YNK" Paunovic
>he didnt read about the loss of our boy Chris "Ye Dong 'Em" de Jong
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>>166924579
doing yoga makes you a champion lmao
>>
ANOTHER ROUND RUINED BY AN OP UMP
>>
Snax is a big guy.
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>lets go astralis
>lets go vp

the crowd picked up the pieces on the final desu
>>
Even if Astralis bring it back to 8-7, it's pretty much impossible for them to get a T-side win, especially with how badly they're playing.
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>>166923814
so why was oskar cut to begin with?
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>>166924747
>That happened years ago.
October 2015

It was like a year ago. You think that an org can spend 100mill in a year? Plus ad money, sponsorships, and tournament money?

fuck off
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>>166923274
I played dota for years bud, I was probably higher rated than you.

the game lasts so fucking long, Bo5 of 60+ minute games is just awful, the stadiums empty out near the end every time.
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>>166924994
The asshole admin took his coke out of the fridge.
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>>166925038
Oskar left for personal reasons
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SK would win this major with felps
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>basic boost over smoke that even dazed does in rank s
>"WOW HOW AMAZING TACTICS"
>>
>>166925038
why was makelele cut from NiP for fucking Pyth

you tell me anon

maybe ChrisJ has a table punching problem
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>>166925103
>anders and cummler
>>
friendly reminder that VP, SK and NA'Vi are owned by the same person

nice game gotards
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>>166924994
he honestly is, hes like 1.9m high
>>
Imagine if Snax had a real team. Jesus christ.
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why is there a part of the map called hot dog
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KJAERBYE WITH THE HEIMLICH
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>>166925103
THE MASTER TACTICIAN
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>>166925113
only a stand-in senpai
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>>166925153
it's pot dog
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VP vs kjaerbye lmao
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>>166925130
So are Astralis, Godsent, Heroic
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>>166925153
cheeky food analogy by amerilards
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>>166925153
pop dog
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>>166924994
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>>166925113
>why was makelele cut from NiP for fucking Pyth
because they don't like winning
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>>166925153
it's pop dog you fucking fat yutz
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>>166925038
Oskar gave up halfway through that BO5 vs NV and caused the team to pretty much breakdown. Then he felt like he didnt want to play CS full time. He'll leav Mouz soon.
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>>166925153
Inside the Ladder area, there is an small area named "Popdog". This is an homage to the original train car used as cover for the entrance (and other train cars) when the map was first released. If the player turns to the left, a "Pop Dog" crate can be seen. The remainder of the area is referred to as Ladder.
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>>166925189
>>166925153
It s pop dog
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>>166925153
its hot pot
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>>166925153
pop dog. it's name of a fake hotdog brand that was a graphical element in the map in earlier versions. You can still see it in there if you look behind the steel wire fence inside the ladder room.
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Acording to this major's script Asstralis will win 11/16 or 12/16.
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NOT
LIKE
THIS
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>>166925153
it's actually knob slob
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finally device hitting some shots
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VP? WHAT? REVERSE CHOKE IS THE NAME OF THE GAME?
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is VP throwing for OT drops???
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Cummler loves slurping VPs cock
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>>166925153
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>>166925345
great dude
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I really wish I could be a fat stupid idiot and buy an XXXL team jersey and hat and sit there at the fox with some nachos and just be a fucking oblivious blissful fucko.
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>>166925206
too bad Godsent and Heroic are irrelevant
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>>166925343
>thinking VP will choke on CT side

ha

hahaha

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

VP WIN FFS
>>
https://twitter.com/mousesports/status/825772806805811202

@CSGOoskar returns to the active roster and will replace @chrisJcsgo with immediate effect

why
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>>166925250
kek
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>>166925345
he's a large person
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>>166925456
Screenshot this if you don't believe me. I figured out the algorithm.
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>>166925421
>>166925416
Look for the aim locks. Byali needs to toggle on again
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Why the fuck is a major final bo3??
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looks like device toggled back on

gg
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the script is real

also Kjaerbye is using a recoil macro
t. someone who also uses a recoil macro
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>device gets 2 kills
>Thoorin immediately wakes up again
>>
device getting leg shots in the finals when it's on the line

nice
>>
>Chokus Pro
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>>166923836
just don't browse 4chan like a newfag you dumb shit
>>
neo plays with so much finesse
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>>166925510
*buys chrisJ stickers*
he carried them pretty well but not in the last game when 4 of them were sucking
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>>166925657
>recoil macro
Explain?
>>
oh my god are you serious
>>
HYPE
HYPE
HYPE
>>
>but he has no time
>he absolutely clearly has enough time
who invited anders again?
>>
RNG FOR THE WIN
>>
ABSOLUTE GREAT CAMERA WORK BRAVO
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>>166925702
he really does, he has some of the best ladder movement of all players

it's a small thing but i've noticed it
>>
>luckstralis
>0.1
>>
"WHOA UNREALLLLLLLLLLL"


nice script goturds
>>
Kjaerbye is insane
>>
based elf carrying astralis
>>
>>166925638
Because a BO5 could take 9 hours to play. It would not be a good match once everyone is exhausted. It shouldn't be a test of endurance. Use your brain.
>>
>>166925657
w-was that food at some point?
>>
I like this script. Astralis have always been known as the chokers so naturally they have to triumph in the face of adversity to win their first major
>>
HEY GREASY NERDS
WHY NOT HEAD DOWN TO YOUR LOCAL BUFFALO WILD WINGS TO ENJOY THE ELEAGUE COUNTER STRIKE GAME?

VIRTRUS PRO IS MY FAVOURITE SQUADRON
>>
HERE WE GO ASTRALIS T-SIDE
>>
>>166925676
I like my vanilla experience, thank you very much
>>166925657
caramel isn't supposed to look like this
>>
>>166925049
>You think that an org
Once again, org isn't getting shit.
VP is owned by ESforce (they also own navi). ESForce is involved in a ton of shit - including owning hundreds of sites and building a literal stadium for cybersport.
And I assure you building stadiums in Moscow costs retarded amount in bribes and stolen cash.

But sure, they also hold tournaments like Epicenter which has a pretty big prize pool. It's not limited to CSGo though.
Don't expect them to carry a CSGO revival, they are far bigger than CSGO.
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ASTRALIS IN THE SECOND HALF EZ
>>
device is getting fucking EXPOSED this finale
>>
>>166925773
>absolutely clearly enough time
>defused with 0.1 second remaining
really now?
>>
9 as T, could be ever better, someone call an ambalance for thoorin
>>
Is train T sided?
>>
>>166925790
Funny thing is that movement in go is so trash but he still manages to make it work

Neo was literally a fucking magician in 1.6 though
>>
liking this script desu
>>
>>166925638
https://www.joindota.com/en/news/48915-eg-crowned-champions-of-dotapit-after-8-hour-long-grand-finals-in-croatia
>>
>Taz jumping around the corner straight into the defuser
What is this, a gold nova mm game?
>>
>>166925912
HE'S ON THE GEAR BOIS

BOIS
O
I
S
>>
>>166925657
what does "t." mean?
>>
Why can't neo carry in GO like he did in 1.6
>>
Can they see the holograms?
>>
>>166925870
You americans are so lucky, I'd love some meaty BBQ wings right now.
I'm sitting here watching at 3AM, nothing is open except mcdonalds, and I don't want that shit
>>
>>166925980
get out
>>
>>166925980
lurk more
>>
>>166925983
because go isn't a skill based game
>>
>>166925901
I though VP is woned by that russian oligarch who also owns 23% Arsenal London and that Navi is owned by the riched person of Kazahkstan
>>
>>166925980
t. reddo
>>
>>166925980
t. reddo
>>
>>166925980
your reddit username
>>
>>166926041
>t. dead meme
>>
>>166925929
fuck no
>>
>>166926008
t. south east asian
>>
>>166925913
>0.1 sec remaining
[x] doubt [ ] no doubt
>>
>>166925950
>More than half of it delays
nys, retard.
>>
>>166925950
That was only 8 hours because of delays from server's being down. Actual BO5s don't take anywhere remotely near that long
lmao you csgocucks are retarded
>>
>>166925980
kill yourself reddit and never come back here
>>
>>166925980
It's literally just Finnish.
>>
we wuz wangz n shiet
>>
>>166925929
not usually
>>
>>166925983
GO is a shit game with awful skillcap due to terrible spray, run and gun, no wallbangs, terrible movement etc.

1.6 movement is so crisp,
>>
>>166926027
>>166926030
fuck
>>
>>166925980
t. reddo
>>
>>166925725
>his stickers went from .70 to 1.75 in a few mins
wew got my foil for cheap tho
>>
>>166926079
>>>/r/leddo
>>
>>166925983
his cheats are outdated

can't compete against the audi engineered hacks
>>
>new music

lmao
>>
>>166926057
thanks

t. AustralisForTheWin
>>
>>166926081
It would be a better indicator if I said maccas
t. shitposter
>>
>>166926162
the producers picked the right time to break it out though

saving the best for last
>>
BASSLINE KICKIN YES I'M GROOVIN
>>
>>166926097
>Asks why CS:GO matches aren't BO5's
>Someone replies because it would take too long
>He replies with a DOTA link
>You: "haha CS:GO cucks are stupid"
Are you actually braindead and unable to follow conversations? He's obviously a DOTA fag.
>>
>>166925980
it's short for terveisin

>>166926089
the round end screen literally said that he defused it with 0.1 seconds remaining you daft cunt
>>
Are drops from the final worth more
>>
LET'S FUCKING GO VIRTUS PRO

BLOW THESE FUCKING CHEATERS OUT
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these are some big memes
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>>166925739
Most basic form: _nospread 0 in console, find how many units and in which direction each consecutive bullet goes in a spray, go to mouse software, start typing the pattern for each recoil pattern (only flipped and reversed). Here's a small part of what it looks like. Also fun fact: you can't get banned for it because it's a macro.

Enjoy spraying niggers across maps (if the individual bullet rng doesn't fuck you over)
>>
>>166925657
it is known
>>
>>166925980
It means you need to go back.
>>
>>166926283
/ourguy/ forever and always, love you JW!!
>>
>>166926231
dadrock music in cs:go killing floor-style when?
>>
BASED
>>
>>166926036
Navi got bought last year for 10 million bux.
They also bought 66% of SK gaming.
And CSGO lounge.

They own a retarded amount of shit.
>>
>>166926260
I didn't look, I instantly switched to the thread to shitpost.
anders is still bad as fuck.
>>
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Is Taz actually the 4Head guy?
>>
based filip and friends
>>
>>166926281
the most likely cheater currently on the server is byali
>>
>>166925980
t. reddo
>>
VP TAKE THE PISTOL PogChamp
>>
>everyone in the pro scene on twitter talking up how amazing the viewer numbers are and how CS "definitely" isn't dead
>implying they weren't paid by valve to push the bullshit viewbot propaganda
>>
>>166925343
>>166925573
You were saying?
>>
>>166926251
>obviously a dota fag
>when he was responding to a post with a dota link used as an example as to why BO5s are bad because they would take too long
>when the only reason the dota game that was 8 hours long in his link was because of things unrelated to the actual game, when actual BO5 under normal conditions are nowhere remotely as long
>obviously a dota fag when he doesn't know jack shit about dota
lmao you csgocucks are great
>>
>>166926358
lol damn
>>
Why did Wickd change from LoL to CS?
>>
when's next interesting tourney. Katowice march?
>>
>>166926406
wtf is PogChamp?
>>
>>166926343
too late, they used this song the entire regular season

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qzw6A2WC5Qo
>>
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>>166926283
I fucking love that pige
>>
WHOA
Virtous nigger cheating like hell.
Gotards? Cucked by a 3rd world country, shameful.
>>
>>166926283
csgo is kill

no
>>
go fuck yourself shitralis
>>
>>166926551
who is cheating?
>>
>>166926431
Sasuga. You really are braindead.
>>
>>166926478
>>
>Sneaky Snickers ad

wtf?
>>
>>166926293
Is this allowed during tournies?
>>
>>166926293
do I have to do that shit myself or is it on unkowncheats or somewhere?
>>
>>166926429
Doesn't look good
>>
how are these old men still playing lmao
>>
>>166926602
who isn't
>>
>>166926602
The team I don't like.
The player(s) I don't like.
The people that will get me the most (yous)
>>
>>166926629
www.cheats.co.uk
>>
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>>166925739
you cant get banned for scripts since they dont read/write memory, mine before I smoothed it out.
>>
>>166926619
i won't lie, i don't know you but i wish violence upon
>>
TAZ THE MADMAN
>>
>>166926551
but they're not from brazil
>>
Lmao
https://twitter.com/LDLC_Ex6TenZ/status/825780361414209538
>>
astralis choking
>>
>no nothing for Asstrails

IT'S HAPPENING LADS WE'RE FUCKING WINNING
>>
PRO-90 USED TO CLEAR OUT THAT ROUND, WHAT NOW /magog/
>>
>>166926620
>QUE RICHARD LEWIS VOICE
>'AV A SNIKAHZ BECAUZ YA NUT U WEN UR HANGRY
>>
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>tfw captcha asks you to pick the pictures of the eleague audience
>>
>>166926669
kek
>>
wtf i love the p90 now
>>
>>166926675
thank
>>
>>166926747
>working for free for Jewgle
>>
pretty sure kirby is the biggest hacker.
>>
kyerby on the heavy toggle
>>
>>166926629
I wouldn't known, I wrote it myself (that's why it's so simplistic, could probably refine it if I had more time)
>>166926624
Not like pros care
>>
YEAH HERE GOES THE CHOKE NOW, THEY'RE GETTING OVERCONFIDENT
>>
>>166926713
NOT SO FAST, FAGGOT
>>
4:3 strikes again
>>
Can't have VP dominate too hard or Valve wont earn as many shekels
>>
>astralis
>win t rounds when 3v5
>lose t rounds when 5v3

new strategy??
>>
>>166926701
>tfw ex6 will never coach a french superteam
>>
>gun barrel literally on screen
>completely ignored
>people think its not scripted
>>
>>166926801
>giving hiroshimoot your money
>>
>>166926848
it's all over UC, I'll pick it up if I decide to play this AWFUL AWFUL game again.
>>
>>166926801
>paying hiroshima to run 4chan into the ground
also i'm not the guy you replied to, but i just use the old captcha and spam "cunt" until it goes through
>>
vp giving asstrails some scraps from the winner's table
>>
SWAG 47
>>
>>166926890
see >>166926865
>>
SNAX IS A FILTHY ANIMAL
>>
>>166926676
See this is what I'm talking about, it looks identical to Kjaerbye's spray
>>
Polish JW does it again!
>>
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>bringing your mom to an esports event
>>
SNAAAAAAAAAX
>>
hello we're looking for device have you seen him?
he has been missing since friday we're really worried now
>>
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>le dead game meme
>>
LETS GO VEEPEE
E
T
S

G
O

V
E
E
P
E
E

LIGHT THE CANDLE
>>
>>166926975
cute mom alert
>>
>>166926429
Fug
>>
>>166926919
and then they rob them even from these
>>
FUCKING

KILL

YOURSELF

SHITRALIS

CHOKETRALIS

FAGGOTRALIS

FUCKERTRALIS
>>
>VP actually going to win a major

i never thought id live long enough to see that
>>
>>166926975
>he's jealous he has no family to watch esports with

dont' worry you have me ;_;
>>
>>166926965
thank you for your input Dan M
>>
>>166926996
those are just my smurfs farming drops though
>>
Is Richard Lewis playing for VP? because the danes are choking
>>
>>166927058
>he didn't watch '14 Katowice

literally lmaoing at your entire life
>>
Snax literally plays like a big guy, you can see the weight when he uses shotguns.
>>
>>166926917
>Use old chapta
How?
>>
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>Reddo wins the major

Worst script
>>
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>>166927072
Anytime (reddit) bois
>>
Wow definitely not scripted
>>
pistols
>>
DUDE TEC9 LMAO
>>
why are astralis allowed to see through walls?
>>
despite his fuckup on Mirage yesterday Xyp9x always wins these clutches
>>
>>166927154
i shouldve made it clear
>win a major again
>>
caster litterally said vp will start chocking wtf
>>
>>166927178
But Astralis isn't winning
>>
>>166926965
nah kjarbye just shakes his aim like crazy when he sprays it is not a script. he also does it with pistols sometimes not just when spraying

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urwW1QOR6vI&feature=youtu.be&t=98
>>
jesus fucking christ dupreeh is so unreliable in clutch situations
>>
>>166926747
xp9x is better than hiko in clutches
>>
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>>166927174
use 4chan X, you get all these options
>>
>>166927227
wtf she has three legs?
>>
Byalko would literally shank you the minute you walk into the prison.
>>
>>166927227
>three legs
???
>>
why do teams bother buying rifles?
>>
>>166927174
hi reddo
>>
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>literally anything happens
>"I-it's scripted guys!"
>>
>>166927280
>>>/d2g/
>>
>1 mill viewers on english twitch stream
>/csgog/ only has 400 posts in one hour
ehmm
is the botting really THIS bad?
>>
>>166927269
You didn't think (((Gabe))) would allow the final to be a stomp did you?
>>
>>166926629
It's literally part of my mouse software lel.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLueq1j1diE

I dunno if it works for other mouses though
>>
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>semmler casting
>>
>>166927269
just reminding VP of the script
>>
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https://twitter.com/EL/status/825783800827293697

meme magic
>>
>>166927358
4chan is dead m8, everyone switched to reddit years ago
>>
>>166927298
>>166927325
>three kegs
>not two vaginas

get your priorities in check
>>
>>166927337
>he didn't downloaded and read the script already
let me guess, you actually watch this live?
>>
NA NA NA NA

NA NA NA NA

HEY VP

GOODBYE
>>
fack ya im not a bot
>>
>device 9-15
>>
>>166927408
top kek
>>
>>166927358
Everyone uses Hltv, pretty sure everyone here is just ip banned from there.
>>
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>VP
>Team full of 30 year olds
>Astralis
>Team full of young 20 year olds
>Being surprised that VP is throwing this game right now
Pasha and Taz should take their arthritis medication. There's no way they can compete against younger people anymore.
>>
>>166927358
csgo is a dudebro game ofc it doesn't have that big following in 4chan

MOBA's have a much more nerdy/autistic audience so their generals are also more active in 4chan

hltv is the main online hub for CSGO discussion along with reddit
>>
>>166927337
ngl, "le script" is one of the worst memes. loungebabbies need to mature.
>>
WHERE IS DEVVE
>>
whats the point of having coaches if they cant talk during games rofl
>>
>>166927431
Thats not how mutations work, sadly. It's probably just one really fucked up vagina.
>>
>>166927408
Nice script lmao.
>>
>>166927358
> 1 billion viewers
>>
>>166927489

literally has nothing to do with dudebros and everything to do with waifus, which csgo literally has 0 of
>>
>>166927513
To make the game look like real sports
>>
its a vase
>>
vp choked it gg.
>>
>>166927298
>>166927325
2 vaganias
>>
THE ASTRALIS COMEBACK

GO MY DUDES
>>
>>166927581
0.01 bajillion
>>
shitty boring predictable script, suddenly VP make stupid useless peeks on CT, sure.
>>
>>166927408
>people still think it's not scripted
>>
*breaths in*

SCRIPT
>>
>>166926676
did you write it yourself?
>>
>>166927581
waifus are a meme i doubt anyone actually really has one
>>
>>166927358
>not shitposting on HLTV to trigger BRs and Americans
>>
>>166927486
Your post seems to contradict itself.
>>
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>>166927581
>which csgo literally has 0 of
excuse you?
>>
VIRTUS.THROW
>VIRTUS.THROW
VIRTUS.THROW
>VIRTUS.THROW
VIRTUS.THROW
>VIRTUS.THROW
VIRTUS.THROW
>VIRTUS.THROW
VIRTUS.THROW
>VIRTUS.THROW
VIRTUS.THROW
>VIRTUS.THROW
>>
>>166927489
>>166927581
this, does csgo even have a single tranny?
>>
Ok slavshits, you may get this one.
But in the end of the day, you will be cleaning my toilet. Enjoy.
>>
>>166927671
hello lebbitor are you enjoying your stay?
>>
>>166927539
Where is the vagonia then?
>>
>>166927581
so when are we getting our first waifu then
>>
>Even dotards watching cs
https://twitter.com/Arteezy/status/825785064445259778
>>
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>>166927581
uuuuuuh????????????????
>>
if astralis wins, it's a comeback+underdog script
if VP wins, it's a confident veteran script
if it goes to OT, it's the epic grand final script
>>
>device literally shaking
lmao
>>
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Is this script going to OT?
>>
>>166927337
Yeah it's scripted but not the way you think it is.
It's not live. The match is recorded, both teams played already last year in october. Valve is using the records to get the skins back people are placing on betting sites ran by valve.
>>
So what is the plan for VP?
>>
>>166927784
yes? I'm a dotard and watching it
>>
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>>166927750
http://www.hltv.org/?pageid=173&playerid=9601
>>
>>166927750
harvey
>>
>>166927784
you would too if you had five hour queues
>>
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dotards ww@
>>
>>166927789
hello

pls this can b my gf?? ;_;
pls
>>
why are people saying its scripted?
>>
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>>166927784
>>
>>166927750
https://twitter.com/missharvey
>>
>>166927840
stick to the script "passing the torch from old to new"
>>
>>166927581
>what is the kawaii killer
>what is the akihabara accept
>>
>>166927760
i've been here since around 2006 or so

waifus are just a meme in 99% of cases, they have no actual relevance
>>
>>166927789
>there are people who will say >eyebrows to her

/csgog/ is truly the gayest general
>>
>>166927804
$5 on number 3, john
>>
vp goes to 14 then astralis wins the rest

u hear it here first
>>
this disgusting throw, WHY.
>>
>>166927671

Have you ever been to lolg or owg? More than half the posting is just about waifus.
>>
>>166927930
>i've been here since around 2006 or so
oh okay my mistake :)
>>
>>166927840
overtime skines to keep the market going
>>
Man, gabe has written an incredible script this time. I'm on the edge of my seat!
>>
>>166927874
reporting in
>>
For fuck sake. Please close it out already VP. I've got some MUM videos to watch.
>>
https://twitter.com/RLewisReports/status/825784762912608256
>>
>>166927854
not a tranny
>>166927857
>>166927897
not a tranny
>>
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>>166927874
right here
nice to see CIS-teams carry the throwing tradition in csgo
>>
>>166927779
Between the front two with the third leg pushing up making it look like some of those retard chidlren with half a mouth
>>
>>166927408
how many hours in mspaint?
>>
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>>166927874
>>
>after this tournament csgo will go back to 10-20k viewers on twitch

explain yourselves gobabbies
>>
>>166928023
>MUM videos
...please don't tell me that's what i think it is......
>>
>its another "comeback" episode
this script sucks
>>
>>166927968
it's just shitposting

atleast i hope so

i'm not the most well adjusted person either but i have never seen any appeal in fictional characters
>>
>>166927924
an expensive skin for a shit gun that no one owns
>>
>>166928085
people don't care about dota tournies.
>>
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>>166927874
>>
>>166927663
used a premade one and removed shit like bhop rapid pistol fire and 180 turn and just left the recoil control for guns I use and made it a lil smoother to make it more legit. The original script is better though since my smoother spray isnt as accurate.
>>
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GAMBATTE PASHACHAN
DAISUKEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
>>
>>166928108
What do you think it is?
>>
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>>166927874
wuz good
>>
>>166927818
Why wouldn't it?
>>
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>>166927874
>>
>that neo
fuark
>>
>>166928181
>daisuke
>>
>there are niggers in the audience

lmao murrica
>>
>>166928049
there are no cis teams in this final tho
>>
imagine if the grand finals of a major broadcast on tv goes to overtime in the last map

that would be such a twist ! ;^)
>>
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>>166927930
>waifus are just a meme
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>>166927874
>>
>>166928192
Poop porn
>>
>>166928186
all me btw
>>
>>166928124

shitposting or not, the point is the same

half the posts aren't about the video game but about wanting to fugg fictional characters

it's something that csgog doesn't have and never will
>>
>>166928195
dumb n0tailposter
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>>166927874
>>
>>166928079
it was real. If you know any way of checking out deleted tweets you can look try looking it up.
>>
device is still a choking little bitch

these last 2 maps have been his worst of the tournament
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>>166927854
I want to breed "her" boipussy
>>
>>166928186
They are like those noobs who call everything hacks.
>>
>>166927961
>>166927961
>>166927961
UM GUYS
>>
>>166927961
wtf
>>
>hard reset

THE SCRIPT
>>
NO ;_;
>>
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>every other round is a trade
>>
>le neck and neck script
xD!
>>
>>166928186
wow a meme master
t. https://youtu.be/x_xeq9l7DNY
>>
>>166928254
You are wrong then.
>>
>>166928239
>vp isn't CIS
???!!!!
!!!
???
explain this to a simple doeturd
I feel betrayed
>>
How do I mute semmler?
>>
>>166927854
>>166928293
>25 years old

what the fuck, asia
>>
this script is too fucking good desu senpai
>>
./activate_script.sh

nice game lolbabs
>>
I wrote this script.

Do you guys like it so far?
>>
following the script this well is impressive
>>
device doesn't deserve to win
>>
>>166928346
is this for real
>>
>>166928396
watch in gotv
>>
>>166927961
really makes me think
>>
just throw my game famas
>>
>>166927961
in b4 screencap
>>
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>this script
>>
>14/14 last match
>not scripted
>>
>>166928361
maybe the org is but poles aren't cis
>>
hahah woops killed holding a molly


hahah fugg forgot to shoot when i peaked :DD
>>
>LE OT SCRIPT
CALLING IY
>>
>>166928398
Fish and no growth hormones in food.
>>
Astralis is gonna choke one last time
>>
time for overtime
>>
>>166927961
This isn't a fucking script, you retards. Especially when Astralis was like 2-3 rounds behind.

Fucking idiots.
>>
THROUGH IVY
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whos the best grill in csgo???
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Thoorin is going to be fucking insufferable if Astralis wins.

PLEASE VP JUST 2 MORE, AT LEAST SECURE MATCHPOINT.
>>
>>166928485
this

100$ percent chance of script
>>
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>virtus.pro
>>
>all 5 using m4a1-s

they're throwing aren't they?
>>
based fucking parkinson's disease elf
>>
haha the chokers overcome their choking by coming back from behind great script! xD
>>
fucking no

worst script yet
>>
get fucked vp this is a game for white people
>>
>VP
GUYS
>>
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>>166928558
>>
plz ot
>>
>"THIS IS TOO GOOD OF A STORYLINE"

>"THIS IS TOO GOOD OF A STORYLINE"

>"THIS IS TOO GOOD OF A STORYLINE"
>>
Apologize.
>>
PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE VP
>>
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

EAT SHIT VPFAGS
>>
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SUBHUMAN SLAVS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>
>tfw bought 50 cents worth of astralis stickers
im gonna be rich :)
>>
>>166928564
We have to kill the thorin...
>>
I'm closing the stream. Fuck this shit. So many skins down the drain.
>>
>this is too good of a storyline
they're taunting us at this point
>>
how many layers of script are you on

*game 3 14/14*
>>
>keep rushing A
>win

lol
>>
>Virtus Nigger getting BTFO

Whites are better than the slavshits, the way it should be. Suck my big, red, danish cock.

GG poor shitters.
>>
finding it hard to believe vp just suddenly forget how to spray and peek
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R E D D O in F L A M E S
>>
THE SCRIPT IS REAL
>>
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it's over
>>
fuck off
>>
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
>>
>this danish gigahacking

not even fun to watch
>>
cajunb and karrigan are crying right now
>>
EAT SHIT SLAVS
>>
well scripted my friend
>>
>>166927961
wow sick SCIRPT
>>
nice work danes
>>
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>>
thorin is going to be unsufferable for so fucking long
>>
just a blatant throw, what a shit series
>>
I'm not even joking when i say this was scripted
>>
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no

no

no
>>
rooted for VP but thorin's smug is gonna be worth it
>>
>toilet cleanes BTFO
the whites win
>>
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
HOLY SHIT
>>
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>mfw all-in on asstrails
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what a great script, payout is likely to include a bonus
>>
Snax

;_;
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Up yours, pooland fanboys.
>>
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OG DET VAR DANMARK OG DET VAR DANMARK LÅLÅLÅLÅLÅLÅ
>>
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FUCK
>>
>>166928794
We will never live down letting him be right
>>
That was really trash plays from VP
>>
OUR GUYS DID IT
>>
>snax walking backwards toward T mid with no smoke or anything

literally threw for the script. You CANNOT prove me wrong
>>
THOORIN IS RIGHT FOR ONCE


REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
THE SCRIPT IS REALTHE SCRIPT IS REALTHE SCRIPT IS REALTHE SCRIPT IS REALTHE SCRIPT IS REALTHE SCRIPT IS REALTHE SCRIPT IS REALTHE SCRIPT IS REALTHE SCRIPT IS REALTHE SCRIPT IS REALTHE SCRIPT IS REALTHE SCRIPT IS REALTHE SCRIPT IS REALTHE SCRIPT IS REALTHE SCRIPT IS REALTHE SCRIPT IS REALTHE SCRIPT IS REALTHE SCRIPT IS REALTHE SCRIPT IS REALTHE SCRIPT IS REALTHE SCRIPT IS REALTHE SCRIPT IS REAL
>>
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NNNNNOOOOOOOO
>>
POLAND CHOKERS TOP KEK
>>
DANISH WOOOOOO
>>
>Those shots of VP

; ;
>>
lmao those dumb poles, it's like they instinctively want to get cucked
>>
1.000.000 viewers
>>
guess my dupreeh signed drop might be worth a few more bux
>>
>>166928549
Yeah mate it was just a massive coinky dink that in both maps Astralis always came back when VP had them by the balls by making multiple glaring errors in a row
>>
Astralis gonna gangbang smix fuarrrrrrk
>>
>taz
;_;
>>
>>166928832
>Finns
>white

ok
>>
Astralis Cheated it was obvious as shit they did NOT deserve to win
>>
can this show get an oscar nom?
>>
>tfw didnt get vp stickers
>all those people who bought them
>the value after this epic choke
hahaha
>>
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
>>
>kick kerrigan
>win major
hmmm....
>>
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KURWA CZEMU
>>
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easy 1 mil
>>
POLAKI
GUWNIAKI
BIEDAKI
ROBAKI
>>
of course it couldn't go to overtime on a 3rd map while on tv

script is on
>>
>1 mil viewers on 1 channel
DAMN SON
>>
>the most boring team in the game wins the major

say goodbye to your viewers valve

fucking no one likes these dull cunts
boring people
boring cs
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YO WHO DAY
>>
dam smix lookin thiqq today
>>
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>reddit is literally in tears right now
>>
Team dad dick letting me down :(
>>
>In an ironic twist if fate, Device dies while eating dinner
>>
>>166928957
he blew his load yesterday against sk

the REAL finals
>>
um.... why did VP suddenly start aggressively scrimming every gun round on CT instead of just playing defense like normal?!
>>
>>166928943
>boris mad because his subhuman team choked
lmao
>>
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT I LOST ANOTHER HANDICAP BET

WHY THE FUCK CANT ASTRALIS WIN -2.5

FUCKING HELL


FUCK YOU
>>
IT LOOKED """SHADY"""
>>
>>166929009
Taz please
>>
These scripts are getting way too fucking predictable
>>
FUCKING DADS JUST QUIT CS ALREADY
>>
POLAND'S WORST DAY SINCE 1939
>>
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rip we lost boyz
>>
>vp loses
>reddit posting stops
I wonder
>>
i had never seen 1m viewers on the twitch same stream
>>
>>166929056
LOL
>>
if that is not scripted then i don't know what is
>>
they forgot the trophy on the stage
>>
based zonic
>>
>>166929089
read the thread, jose
>>
>Poles crying
>good
>asstrailins winning
>bad

This is the most unsatisfying major i've experienced.
>>
>glaive and kjarbye go from dogshit to major winners in to time at all
really makes me think :sk_logo:
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Has Dota ever broken 1M viewers on Twitch before?
>>
>It looked shady
ANY MAP WHERE GLAIVE PLAYED
>>
>>166929061
just look at how dead the crowd is
>>
Astralis cheated thier way to major victory CS GO is fucking dead
>>
>>166928980
CARRYGUN

WAS

THE

PROBLEM>>166928993
>>
REMINDER THAT ASTRALIS ARE OUR BOYS

make sure you have AT LEAST one astralis sticker on your gun, preferably a gla1ve autograph (no foil or holo) ;)
>>
>v.p going 13-8
>asstrails suddenly win 4 games in a row
>then another 3

Kjaerbye for hacks mvp
>>
DDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDD
>>
>>166929153
lmao no, max I saw was 300k
>>
I feel happy for device tbqh, he fucking deserves it
>>
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1,026,236
>>
>we will never get the fnatic vs SK revenge match with pige clutching 1v1 for the win
>>
>>166929093
>>166929153
d e d g a m e
e
d
>>
>literally no detection on any of these pro players cheating.
>e sports.
LMAO.
>>
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I wanted VP to win one more before they inevitably get too old to function, feels real bad.
>>
>>166929153
I hope you stay in this general!
>>
I literally fell asleep on my desk with headphones on and woke up for the last round as dupreeh was getting the last two kills.

Most boring major ever.
>>
>>166928993
>WRAP THIS SHIT UP WE GOT SEINFELD RERUNS THAT NEED AIRING
>>
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>RUSH B DONT STOP

>RUSH A DONT STOP

>WE WON MAJOR
>>
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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
>>166929082

JUST

can't remember last time VP lost grand finals though
>>
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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, YOUR 2017 ELEAGUE MAJOR MVP
>>
astralis finally winning, all they needed was to get the top teamps to be shit. When optic is top2, you know the level was pretty poor.
>>
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DOUBTING DANES IN CURRENT YEAR
>DOUBTING GLA "I SEE THROUGH SMOKES"IVE

CMON LAD, STEP UR SHIT UP
>>
>>166929191
>this chat is follower only
>this chat is r9k mode
Fuck valve
>>
>>166929249
HAHAHAHA SURE THING TOILET CLEANER
>>
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The Gla1ve BM rush

never forget
>>
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>>166929013

Shes looking better than she did back in the SC2 days.
>>
>>166929175
just like gambit were our boys? lmfao
>>
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
REDDIT IN FLAMES
>>
>1300000 on twitch
>835000 on eleague twitch channel

dotards on reverse fleek
>>
was there a showmatch?
>>
>eleague fucks up and posts final of the script on twitter
>has to hide it by changing the script on the go

Wew
>>
>>166929297
when our boiz fnatic are reunited they will stomp these daneshitters
>>
BASED ASTRALIS BASED ASTRALIS BASED ASTRALIS BASED ASTRALIS BASED ASTRALIS BASED ASTRALIS BASED ASTRALIS BASED ASTRALIS BASED ASTRALIS BASED ASTRALIS BASED ASTRALIS BASED ASTRALIS BASED ASTRALIS BASED ASTRALIS BASED ASTRALIS BASED ASTRALIS BASED ASTRALIS BASED ASTRALIS BASED ASTRALIS BASED ASTRALIS BASED ASTRALIS BASED ASTRALIS BASED ASTRALIS BASED ASTRALIS BASED ASTRALIS BASED ASTRALIS BASED ASTRALIS
>>
What did Dennis mean by this RT?
>>
>>166929352
>being this mad and autistic

I was rooting for the danes, you stupid fuck.
>>
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>tfw you're getting old and VP gives you hope that you can still do well
>they lose
>>
>>166927961
thanks valve
>>
>device
>48-55
>59.8 kdr
>.84 rating

best player in the world am I right?
>>
Reminder that Astralis are literally our guys and have been since the Dignitas day

If you rooted for slavshit VP you literally need to go back to reddo
>>
Gla1ve literally made a play that made my dick hard
>>
>>166929370
jokes on you
those gambit stickers are gonna make me 10-20 cents
just wait :)
>>
damn why is esports so awesome? the last time i was this happy was when we (germany) won the soccer world cup. i jumped out of my seat and yelled when astralis won.
>>
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>majors
>>
>>166929463
they still got 2nd place desu for the highest average age team in a game as nerve and precision demanding as CSGO
still extremely impressive
>>
device still choked
>>
feels good that /ourguys/ won
reddit shitters need to go back
>>
>>166929540
>soccer
kys
>>
>be Polish
>2016
>get cucked TWICE in a row by monkeys, on major semifinals
>2017, finally get his revenge and made it the finals
>get BTFO on the final

Get fucked retards.
>>
1m views on twitch

you guys told me csgo was dying

you wouldn't lie to me right
>>
ELEAGUE TWITTER *MALFUNCTION*
>>
>>166929540
never ever let burgers make you call football soccer
>>
well atleast d2g gets s-stickied during TI finals ;______;
>>
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>reddit trying to divide and conquer

as long as /theirguys/ niggers SK don't win, it's all gucci
>>
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WHO HERE /WON/
>>
>>166929575
Any one player on VP choked 10x harder on train
>>
>>166929540
Add me on steam brudi
>>
>>166929587
our guys lost, redditard
fuck outta here
>>
>>166929540
I completely agree
>>
>>166929540
>we
>>
welp time to forget about cs until next major which is fuck knows when it really is a nice thing to spectate but horrible to play yourself unless on high competitive level
>>
Just got my 3rd drop on the final round, GG Astralis from a VP fan.
>>
>>166929670
Wow, you won fucking nothing. Meanwhile I lost $200. Go fuck yourself, you subhuman.
>>
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Imagine being karrigan right now
>>
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remember dignigs, /csgog/?
of course you don't you're all fucking dotard shitposters and tomorrow we'll die again like usual
>>
adderall lost its effect for VP
>>
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hold me bros
>>
>>166929603

>>166929603

>>166929603
>>
>>166929734
why does his face look photoshopped on
>>
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>>166929704
>tfw not a single drop on 2 accounts
>>
>>166929704
>train drop

KEK
>>
>>166929696
This, I don't even play cs anymore
>>
>>166929250
kek
>>
>>166929640
Dont delude yourself, we will never know true csgo viewer numbers until they remove drops
I had 2 smurfs plus my main watching
>>
>>166929717
>getting mad for losing $200
What are you? Some kind of toilet cleaner?
>>
>>166929704
how the fuck do you guys get so many drops? been watching for 3 years and i've yet to get anything
>>
>>166929670
>""""""""""""betting""""""""""""""" on lounge

pls
>>
>>166929681
lmao ok reddo
don't you have a front page to upboat for ur shitty VP plays?
>>
>>166929842
did you remember to write .drop in chat?
>>
>>166929540
oh shit, the 7-1
>>
what exactly happened to VP in the ct side?
>>
>>166929895
Is this what we do in the year 2017? Go to the internet and call everybody redditors?
>>
Any hope for allstars game or is eleague too cheap for that?
I want to see some James "Silver elite" Bardolph.
>>
>>166929842
I've been watching since 2014 and never got any drops too.
But this week i've got 3 (2 Train 1 Cobble)
>>
>>166929640
drops anon, drops
>>
>>166929990
or you know you could just leave since this is an astralis bois thread
reddit
>>
>>166929680
warum?
>>
>>166929540
this has to be a copypasta from a reddit comment.
>>
>>166930041
Mfw I've got only 1 drop so far and that was dust II package.
>>
>>166929842
Well this was the first time I got drops, been watching since katowice 2015
>>
>>166928840
wait, is that real? i didn't watch on twitch
that can't be
>>
>>166928851
SKÅL
>>
>>166930432
It's true boyo, CS shits on every other esport.
>>
>>166929640
and watch the next "big" lan that doesn't have drops. it will max at 75k viewers
>>
>>166930604
god damn, i think the highest i've ever seen a stream go is a little over 100k
>>
>>166930604
I think it got up to 2 mil at MLG Columbus
>>
>>166931082
>100k
what the fuck do you watch? minecraft?
>>
>>166929662
WHAt THE FUCK IS THAt
>>
>>166931334
this is the first esports final i've actually seen live, but previously i've only seen the top channels go to little more than 100k
>>
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I accidently purchased 4 atlanta bundles, and trying to refund them via steamhelp but all I get is this message, anyone has any refund experience?

should I continue trying? or just try to contact support directly
>>
>tfw my IRL friends keep trying to get me to carry them to higher ranks, and then solo que on servers in other countries and get rekt

At some point I'm hoping they realise they deserve their nova 1-3 ranks.
>>
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>have watched a maybe 80% of all major games over the past 3 years
>no drop ever
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I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/


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