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EU vs EU finals, yawn........................
HITLER DID RIGHT
ez 4 ence
>BRAZILIANS
where did this slavs aren't white meme come from
WTF I LOVE TAZ NOW
will Fallen cry on twitter about the crowd?
SHITSKINS ON SUICIDE WATCH
USAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSA
TaZ just called all Americans in the crowd "special" and they still cheered. You can't make this shit up.
Boypussy > girlpussy
VP crush astralis! Fuck those danes for breaking by entire upper bracket
>>166863590
>>166863601
I hope so, the fucking hypocrite.
>>166863601
yes
>>166863593
by falseflagging br shitters
guys does g-fuel actually work
if anyone thought that SK could win youre an delusiuonal monkey
Shoke King
>>166863601
To be fair the crowd is fucking shit
>slavs got lucky it didnt go to overtime
>acting like theyve achieved anything
lol
enjoy PLAYING in the final while we WON the final back to back, cucking you along the way both ways
congrats asstrails!
FNATIC 3 WIN MAJOR CHAMPIONS STREAK UNDEFEATED
ASS VS VP
WHO WILL WIN
>>166863590
>illegal
Yeah the Trump administration just passed a law that made it illegal to boost, hope VP get sent to guantanamo and get waterboarded.
>>166863615
lmao
I AM REDPILLED!!!!
CRYING WITH PRIDE FOR WHITENESS RIGHT NOW
>"this is showing that we are human" - taz
LITERALLY CALLED SK NON HUMAN
We Won Brexit
We Won The Election
And Now We've Won CS:GO
>>166863590
How do we get other regions to be as good as EU?
>>166863683
fuck off joao
>>166863683
The crowd is great fuck off.
what do I do bois
>BRs right now
HHAHAHAHAHA
did taz just admit monkeys aren't human
good
MONKEYS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>166863674
it's not even fucking carbonated
how could it possibly work
>>166863813
open it stacy!
>he thinks Hitler didn't consider Poles and Russians subhumans
>>166863813
Sell it, don't fall for it
You'll only get dualies.
What sticker holo sticker looks best for an AK case hardened?
>tfw a slav thinks he's white near me
>>166863819
>btfo at world cup
>didnt even qualify for euro 2016
>btfo at major
LMAO MONKEYS
>>166863690
>brazillans pick vp's best map
>2-0
>>166863735
https://youtu.be/crbgc42-aqk
>>166863735
>slavs
>white
>>166863921
Is there any way to trade it with bot or something?
>>166863813
if you're poor wait and sell it, if you want the chance for a few ten thousand dollars open it
>>166863924
buy all of them and test them each
>only got 4 cases
>stickers aren't on sale yet
>>166863946
who dat
>VP almost losing to SK with a stand in
ez for Astralis
>>166863946
actually some of the kids in the audience will live long enough to see Poland becoming the last white country on the planet
>>166864034
Jennifer Connelly is the one with the boobs, the movie is Career Opportunities.
Unless you meant Frank Whaley.
>>166863813
FUCK
YOU
YO MONKEYS WHERE ARE YOU GUYS AT NOW LMAO
>>166864023
>only 4
wat
Again, only a Train souvenir.
>>166863693
>STREAK
umm???
>no all star match
>>166863590
lmao
anyone have a clip what he's talking about?
>Anglos and Americans celebrating like there's no tomorrow
why
I fucking love twitch chat.
RIP monkeys you will not be missed.
>when this fox is worth more than that fox
>>166863921
It's a fox souvenir I'm selling it
>>166864231
steak* my bad
>>166863693
um retard
that finals is nuts
literally perfect
>>166864190
i didnt even get one today!
EnVyUs has always been an all aim no brain team, why were so many people rooting for them? Is it just a kennyS nostalgia thing?
>>166864303
you should be ashamed for this post
>>166864387
>not gambit vs. Navi
>>166864290
us oldies like vp, deal with it
>>166863590
Reminder that VP is an alt-right team.
Remember that based slavs are far superior to people who hail from the union of yuropeon cuckolds.
they are our guys and represent our viewpoints
whereas danecucks, swedecucks, and other yurocucks represent reddit's viewpoints.
>>166864290
for literally no other reason than sk being eliminated
>>166864335
>>166864231
baited exactly for this response
>>166864454
Rooting is different from thinking they were going to win senpai
anyone with half a brain knew it was between vp/navi/astralis maybe SK
>>166864010
but anon, I only have $2
>>166864583
FUCK you got me
>>166864290
>cheating monkeys got btfo
what's not to celebrate about? integrity of the game is being restored.
>>166864215
>complaining about getting a souvenir at all
FUCK
OFF
I DIDN'T GET SHIT
#1
Someone post Smix feet pls
>>166864685
>integrity of the game is being restored.
you can't be serious
>slavshits working this hard to make VP /ourguys/
You're are not even human, Ivan. Our guys can only be from USA or any of the nordic countries. We will never support a non-white team.
>>166864454
pretty much, also many people hated fnatic and swedish CS, LDLC and later NV were the team that beat them
>MLG has the record highest viewership for CSGO
ESL BTFO
>>166864303
>twitch chat is more our guys than us ourselves
really engages those 'rons
>>166864901
le 60% face
>>166864716
stay strong brother
I watched literally all matches except for 2-3 in the groupstage, only today got a drop. It was a huezilian overpass
dont have any smurfs though
>>166864901
This.
We, as 4channers and as redpilled, support Hitler. And Hitler hated Slavs.
>cucked whites in yurocuck leftist nations trying to force the "slavs are not white" meme
are all the muzzies having their way with your women starting to get to you lads?
>>166864901
>We will never support a non-white team.
>Our guys can only be from USA
lol
>>166864454
I don't know, not even french (britbong actually) but i unironically support both the french team above everyone else.Faze is next best team tho
>>166864935
lol
VP is reddit the team.
Glad SK got eliminated but hopefully VP get btfo tomorrow
>>166864901
>We will never support a non-white team.
>Our guys can only be from USA or any of the nordic countries.
lol
>>166865198
>supporting the literal worst CS nationality
just end it
76 decides who wins the final
>>166864901
>we
>>>/pol/
and yes, I know that this is bait
>>166864716
>mfw I got 4 on one account during cluj.
>mfw nothing since
Can't be too mad I guess.
>>166864901
I see the BR falseflagging shitters are trying this hard to shift the attention away from the monkeys being btfo
open or buy keys for glove case
>>166865205
VP is Reddit, but Astralis is the anti-/csgog/
>>166864901
but USA is a mexican country
>>166865330
opening is not even an option
>>166865225
>>166865205
How cute, Ivan think he is actually white.
NA didn't make it to the finals because our players are actually decent enough to not cheat like the others.
>>166865316
And it worked :^^))))
>>166863924
>his CH doesn't have a ibp 2014 kato holo on it
Also
NIGGER MONKEYS ABSOLUTELY BTFO
>>166864901
>american team
>white
oh like clou- ...
or I mean opti-
or I mean like liqui-
>>166865246
frenchies here are nice
>100% north west europe genes
>born in 99% white area
>not subservient to muslim refugees
>uncucked by oppressive taxation
>have actual right to free speech
>have actual right to defend oneself
>education was ez because not retarded and got scholarships and did a real major
>healthcare is ez because salaried profession
literally superior to yurope in every single way.
>>166865459
>feels good to be rich.jpg
nice hideous skins
>>166865645
go suck KennyFAS' dick
>Ivan thinks we will support them tomorrow
Danes will be /ourguys/ tomorrow and that's just because they're actually white unlike you.
Wait and see.
>>166865459
>feels good to be rich.jpg
That has to be a joke, those skins aren't worth shit.
>>166865459
the only IBP sticker I have can't be removed
>>166865719
t. Muhammad
>>166865694
>t. assblasted poorfag
>danecuck leftists think anyone will support them
cucked "whites" are not white
>>166865719
Sure thing Joao
>>166865757
Were you born yesterday?
>white ""people"" taking pride on something slavs did
I know being a cuck is part of the white gene but this is beyond ridiculous
>slavs are not white, we only support american and nordic teams
>Optic is a slav american team
>>166865978
The only expensive thing is the sticker
>>166865978
>implying anyone gives a shit about applied stickers
I mean, if you like living in the delusion that you're actually rich, fine, but don't expect to ever be able to cash out any of those skins for any considerable amount of money.
>>166865828
nigga you poor like a nigger in the hood who buys a beat up caddy. you poor, and retarded.
>that one assblasted south of the border subhuman
>>166866186
bruh I got multiple offers for $100,000+, also they usually offer to suck my dick.
stop being so asshole annihilated that SK got DOMINATED by some slavs bro.
VP:
7 maps won, 1 map lost
127 rounds won, 101 rounds won
average ranking of all the combined teams they faced: 7.6
Astralis:
7 maps won 3 maps lost
152 rounds won, 109 rounds lost
average ranking of all the combined teams they faced: 10.8
>>166866360
yeah was it all $100% legit paypal offers through a third party? you retarded nig
>getting this many (You) from a low effort bait
feeling nice
>>166866547
nah bro we met in person and they offered cash, how else do you think they sucked my cock?
>>166865246
>worst CS nationality
>>166866638
you really want to feel like you are rich, dont you
>>166865668
>genes of cowards who fled europe
>>166866896
>he remained in a stagnant land only to be conquered and cucked by leftists and minorities
It feels so good to be white.
Niggers out of the finals.
Now based nordics will smash the slavniggers.
Is there anything we can't do? Get hype.
>>166866992
nothing about astralis is based.
>zero personality
>somehow still faggots
>>166866960
>Country is a non white shithole
>"I-it's ok, my tiny county is w-white"
HOLY KEK
>you will never be a woman
>you will never get ez skins and ez friends just because of it
just kill me
just kill me now
>>166867186
you'd trade being good at games and any job to get free stuff but still achieve less in life?
>>166867134
>nothing about astralis is based.
They are white, that's not based right you literal nigger?
>>166865330
>acknowledge new items
>usp-s/m4a1-s
what the fuck
how long have you not played the game nigga
>>166867140
>my region region is 99% white
>my state is 95% white
>not cucked by insane leftist governments like yuros
>not invaded constantly by muslim refugees
>no insanely oppresive income taxation
>no 19% sales tax on cis het white male
>not arrested for "hate speech" online
>have ability to defend myself
literally goodeurope in every single metric
>>166867308
Its an alt broski, he probably has it just for majors.
>>166867280
Are you saying the wage gap is real?
>>166867186
>>166867281
white is a blank template on which being based can be drawn. black is like -5 based, asian -1, ect
>>166865719
Stay calm, Jose
What exactly is so based about being white?
>anxiety ridden
>inferiority complex
>small Dick
>favorite fetish is being cucked
>yurocucks gonna be flooded with even more syrians since the US shut that shit down
>fuck up the middle east
>make your vassel states in yurope deal with the mess and flood of shitskin suicide bombers
Feels fucking amazing to be a Superpower.
I support VP, pasha is a conservative. Those astralis guys are most likely young retards who certainly supported hillary.
>>166867395
in that women are incompetent and thus dont get hired for the high pay jobs they dont deserve? i guess.
>try to imitate a girls voice for money
Would this work? I mainly play csgo and want some free shit but idk how women do it
>>166867568
STOP STOP STOP
>this general
>non 4chanians this assblasted about based 'gogian banter
>>166867568
>thinks illegals are a problem
>thinks shutting down legal immigration will stop anything
lmao naive folks like you are interesting to say the least
>>166866360
ibp's aren't worth much unless they're not on a skin, and your case harden isnt worth 100k, who the fuck is offering 100k for your shit
>>166863504
Fucking seriously, why playing shitty FPS games is considered a sport?
>>166868450
he's just baiting, any of those will sell for 125usd max, and most of the skins with ibp holos on them in that price range are higher quality on op skins
>>166868767
not a sport. esport. big difference you illiterate baboon
S T I C K E R S A L E W H E N
>>166869005
tomorrow after the final like always
>>166869005
>>166869204
No reason to delay the sale this year since you can't place them any longer.
>1 point from silver
>>166868927
>not a sport.
>esport
>calls itself a sport
>big difference
your reply only strengthens my view that, LoL/CS/Dota/SC2 fanbase consists of first-year highschool dropouts
FFFFFFFFFFFUCK
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
NUKE RUSSIA NOW
>>166869523
doesn't call itself a sport. like I said it is esport. different word. Use your brain.
>>166868767
It's so white ""people"" can brag about being good at a sport
top fucking kek
>>166869630
nice one camera
>america
>white
>>166865459
>feels good to be rich
>posts shitty silenced meme gun
>posts shitty case hardened ak pattern
:ok_hand:
>>166865828
you're the video game equivalent of a nigger who shows off his tiger striped hi point and 10 twenty dollar bills he stole
>>166866360
if they said 100k on /r/globaloffensivetrade they probably meant keys, not thousands of dollars
>>166867140
my state is bigger than many european countries, and that doesn't matter. I don't have to see muslims or niggers, ever. I have everything superior to you, and that's irrelevant because if I go somewhere else in the country it won't be the same? nice try muhammad
http://www.strawpoll.me/12221967
Just lost my knife to SK, help me choose how I will make my money back. Thinking asstrails.
>>166875373
Congratulations gambling addicted cuck
>>166875373
>cant even spell Pro
tfw
we ded
Ready to support the based danes lads?
You are not supporting a non-white team, are you?
Which mice do you autists use?
Which stickers we gonna stockpile?
>Kid flipped off cold's dad on the jumbotron
Lmfao
www.twitch tv/videos/118103275?t=03h35m04s
>na cs
who the hell is this tyler1 guy lmao
>>166881586
entertainer
>>166881562
learn to link twitch. it's been like what, 3 years+ for it being filtered? come the fuck on retard.
>>166881937
i can't even triforce either
>>166882114
just put a fucking return anywhere in twitch
.tv
like i did there. you're a retard kill yourself
http://www.twitch.
tv/videos/118103275?t=03h35m04s
>>166882452
i think i'll just purposefully keep doing it with a space from now on, but thanks
>>166882549
Just me or he toggled hard on this one?
just dropped 37 on a cache mm. ama
>>166883072
Where do you get your cheats?
>>166883409im mg2
>>166883072
How's your first day smurfing at Silver 2?
>>166883072
hey i did this once too!
>>166883621
thats neat anon~! also i got 2 aces that game
>>166883726
i dont think i got any aces. sadly i dont think its in my recent matches.
>>166882794
you have mental illness
is there not going to be an all-star show match? It was on the official schedule earlier this week but not anymore.
>>166884393
please show me where you saw it
>>166884473
http://www.eleague.com/eleague-schedule#DsMdHrfsKPqm
but like I said it isn't listed anymore
>>166883072
t-teach me
>woke up
>checked hltv
>VP beat AssGay
>Astralis beat Fagnaticuck
Whites prevail over shitskins yet again.
where do I get wallhack?
>>166865275
VP.
>>166885582
go to fox theater in atlanta and ask for a guy called neo
holy shit this game is so stressful
>>166886020
Are you gonna cry, pussyboi?
>>166886391
I cried when I carried a team with 42 kills and lost 16-14
>>166886489
ilu elige be my gf
american cs players add me please
i'm always solo queuing and it makes me lonely
http://steamcommunity.com/id/Dezly/
>>166886925
tfw no dezly gf
Vid of the guy flipping off Cold's dad?
>>166887409
https://oddshot.tv/shot/UzrPLxEHPLxHGbnt9ny7aAlS
>>166887587
How fucking based can you get?
>>166887587
kek. Thanks anon
i was watching a streamer and he was like unironically silver 3. he's pretty popular, but i think i need to try to adopt him because no one should have to be unironically silver 3.
>>166888318
who care...
I want to fuck
want to learn how to make my own cheats, where do i start /csgog/, its for a different game
>>166888840
https://github.com/AimTuxOfficial/AimTux
Are the astralis and vp games worth rewatching? Was there an immense amount of toggling in the slav vs monkey game?
>>166890764
There was more toggling in the SK vs whoever they played last. that tracking by cold when hes full flashed boosted still tilts me.
>>166890935
>that tracking by cold when hes full flashed boosted still tilts me
Was that in the faze game?
>>166891153
yeah, he gets full flashed from long while boosted by fallen, i think, then tracks them running across his vision
>>166891284
>meanwhile csgo demo reviews does a video on a nobody like rubino instead of the obvious SK cheaters, kioshita, and kjayerbye
who is she...
>tfw 43-14 on overpass
>3 aces
>my team was actively trying to kill steal to stop me taking all the MVP stars
Pshhht, nothing personal kids.
>>166892078
>Pshhht
>personal
hello reddo
>>166892135
*Back the fuck off?!?!*
>wake up
>VP are still in the final
oh gosh ;3
>>166892193
You're supposed to leave after the major stream is over, redditor. Why are you here?
>can't get a single kill in 4 rounds on de_cache
>team starts shittalking and whining
>get a timeout
>drink a glass of water
>take a deep breath
>16-6
>drop a casual 35 bomb
>team keeps buying me AK and deagle
>4 friends requests
whadduppp
>>166892234
How is that a surprise? And why are you rooting for VP over Astralis?
>>166892245
- stabs you in the balls - I said back the fuck off?!?!
>>166892326
because kurwa twoja mac
>>166892245
hes tailgating
If you get +12 for semi finals and final I would get a gold dorito if VP wins
now im stuck in silver for ever
FUCK OFF VALVE
>>166892439
>>166892245
Your knowledge of grade A memes is lacking.
Perhaps you should lurk reddit to figure out what you have missed.
>>166892654
Stop embarrassing yourself.
>>166892654
lol nothing personnel kiddo
>>166892775
You think I'm embarrassed?
We haven't even begun...
>>166892895
You should be, cringy retard.
Man, the finals are complete shit and missing all the cute meme teams.
I guess I'll have to root for VP.
>>166892889
Upboated xD
>final is just a bo3
why the fuck would they leave the final as the only game for sunday if its gonna be just a bo3 ffs
>>166893180
Worst major ever.
>>166892924
Don't go down the rabbit hole
It can only get worse from here
>>166893285
Please kill yourself.
>>166893227
the last good major was katowice 2015
>>166872035
oldzera
>>166893314
I don't want to do this, but you keep making me
>>166893459
Good, kill yourself now. I'm making you.
>>166878308
Danskjävlarna ska dö
>>166893783
That's not how this works
I bet 150 on astralis, is there any reason to switch my bet to vp?
za12 or fk1/fk2?
>>166893845
spiser lort du svensk hore
>>166894051
girl witgh dink?
so, uh, apparently got 2 drops during this major, i'm not much for collecting skins n shit but i don't really need the money (6 euros n 2 euros) for selling, is opening them worth it?
>>166884393
>>166884567
i'm pretty sure i saw it as well
NA major
baka.....
>>166893459
I legit laughed like a retard
wtf ragecomics are funny again
at least they don't care about "muh politics" shit
>>166897529
>again
>when this one is at least 5 years old
Fucking redditors.
>played yesterday just fine
>start game up today
>fps permanently dropped to 30 from 200-300
>haven't updated or changed anything at all
What the fuck?
i miss friberg
>tfw some moron bought my fn fade shadow daggers for 150 bucks
>tfw they were worth 115 at the most from the float
>Trump bans muzzies
>DotA in chaos as many of their pros cannot enter the USA
>>166898459
>had an fn atmoic alloy 1-S with 4x 2015 katowice VP foil stickers on it from betting
>wanted to trade it for something about 50 yuros worth when the market value was 45
>people offering me about 40 yuros worth of stuff every time or straight up trying to scam, pic related
>decide to put it on market for 60 yuros, partly just to have it gone in inventory to stop the trade request spam
>mfw some chink collector actuall bought it
Americans are such cancer holy shit.
>buy a SEM smurf
>struggling to get to DMG
>finally get there
>it becomes a joke with every game being a 30bomb
what, why?
Know shit about the history of Europe
>b-but hitler hated slavs! they not white!!!
INTERWAR GEOPOLITICS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>166899873
>steam securit
>>166899873
>steam not even capitalized
>>166898459
>>166899873
hey it's me ur brother
>>166863683
>>166863784
>>166863809
but it really is the worst major crowd so far, even cluj crowd was better and less retarded than this
>>166903002
that's just like your opinion, man
>>166903002
have you been able to sleep, favelabro?
good morning magog, are we ready for today?
Is it me or everyone seems to aimlock through walls to get info about players position?
>>166903717
Its you and other retarded shitters.
>>166903765
Then explain why they start looking perfectly in the position of a player even if it's not a peek spot
>tfw shit mg2 but everytime I get deranked I come back to mg2 within 3 matches
what do
>>166887409
>>166887587
HAHAHAAHAHA
>>166903976
Guess simple is a redditor now. Glad NaVi got stomped.
>>166895919
i saw it too wtf did they cancel that? :(
>>166903839
Depends on the clip there are usually explanations while the aimlock meme is total bullshit. Sometimes its just a coincidence you paranoid fuck.
ok you pieces of shit
which stickers do i invest in
>last thing i fapped to was a magogger
what do?
>>166904398
what the fuck is a magogger?
>>166904359
Buy the Mega Pack and sell the Graffiti immediately
Wait so the final is the morning??
Ummmm gotards???
>>166904546
yo reddo
>>166904623
It's in an hour, retard.
>>166904623
Yeah because who cares if america watches
>>166904623
>west coast NA on suicide watch
lmFao
>>166904623
Final and 乃木坂工事中 with センバツ announcement at the same time. What the hell were they thinking.
>>166904623
This is an European tournament for an European game.
>>166903717
watch 10 of your own demos and enjoy having your mind blown
>>166903717
>>166905072
with x-ray on, debilio
>>166905072
Kill yourself cheater apologist.
>>166904579
that calculates really well even at selling the graffiti for 20 cents
holo/foil seems to be a loss
3 out of 8 foils are a loss
7 out of 8 holos are a loss
think this is actually the same with a more recent event (cologne i picked to check) where the foils do well however the capsule has dropped by almost 70 cents, kinda indicates you are gonna get a lot of holos for every foil. so regular stickers are better they seem to hold price and go up
i was thinking about looking at the stickers that arent being bought as much and of which there arent that many and then getting a few of those as an extra. what do you think about that? ill probably do the mega pack btw
its 8.25 in stickers for 9.50 and selling the graffiti should net at minimum about 3 bucks (17 graffiti sold at 20 cents is 3.40) so 6.50 for 8.25 in raw stickers
>>166905153
srsly, why? why do you live your life assuming everyone who is better at something than you must be doing something shady? your one of those poorfag neckbeard mouth breathing fat fucks who think all rich people screwed someone over, all athletic guys are on steroids and everyone who has an active sex life must be lying
anime as well? brown ring around your anus? acne?
you probably think stewie2k and flusha are cheating...
>>166905485
Didn't read, eat shit.
>>166905559
pls don't actually kys
>>166905612
pls actually kys
>>166905485
nice non arguments you fucking imbecile
Real talk would you genuinely be upset if someone you told to "kys" actually did kill themselves?
I probably wouldn't unless they were white
>>166905636
give me any proof of cheating in this major
>>166905485
>your
Everyone look at this subhuman and laugh.
>>166905694
Even if he was Hitler or Trump?
>>166905760
>>166905694
I don't tell everyone I disagree with to "kys". Instead I try to get them to see my viewpoint or explain why I feel the way I do.
>>166905826
Ahh so you're gay
>>166905694
Wasn't there a "respected" neuroscientist who said that people who can commit suicide tend to do it no matter what, people who can't - don't.
>>166905826
Then they tell you you're fat, have acne, and a loser.
>>166906081
>let me go to my folder named "bait" and pick one of these numbered and organized fish and bait images, ah number 7 will do just fine
>>166906268
>he doesnt have chock full of reaction image folders, all neatly organized and ready to be posted on a whim
>>166906408
nigga kys
Stickers are now on sale.
Remember to stock up on Godsent ones.
>>166906408
I don't, I'm not autistic. Only redditors name number their reaction images too.
>wake up
>be me
>see this in one of my alt accounts
Do I go for the pasha dlore?
>>166906529
>be me
hello reddo
>>166906529
go for kys
i'll wipe my ass with a 20$ just to prove a point to myself
>>166906529
hi reddo
>>166906523
>select all files
>right click > rename
>type 1
>they all get named 1(1), 1(2), 1(3)... etc etc
that was hard
what the fuck is a magogger
is there a command to auto watch the major?
dota had it & I used it for TIs
>>166906756
Can't get more reddit than this.
If it wasnt for Astralis we could have seen Na'Vi play VP on cobblestone for the trophy.
Fuck you Astralis.
>>166906843
>i hate reddit
>i never been to reddit
>but i also know exactly how reddit works and what kind of posts people make there
ok
>>166906890
Ok reddit.
>>166906482
isn't limited supply what drives the price
godsent has the most stickers out
maybe the demand is high too depends on that ofc
>>166906976
All the other teams will come back the next major. JW & Flusha are going to Fnatic, we don't know what will happen with the Godsent line-up.
It will be in limited supply after the major.
>>166907194
and apparently this is the first time they had a sticker plus its an illuminati logo and yellow making it look more foily
alright i can see the logic
>>166903976
what's with manlets and the need to try fighting anybody in sight
>>166907485
What's with retards not knowing what manlet means?
>easily helped my friend sneak into the major without a ticket
>what a joke
How do you guys organise your 4chan folder? Mine is just literally my Downloads folder
>>166895820
I got a FT UMP Indigo, meh...
>>166907546
post memegramps,jpg
>>166907546
>>166907596
>>166907525
>between 5"9 and 6"1
>not turbomanlet tier
>>166907649
haha dude memes xDDD
>>166907789
Simple is 6'2, is he not?
i'd put a holo godsent sticker on her mouth and kiss it :3
>>166907789
>>166907868
>>166907981
>her
are you 100% certain?
>>166908021
I hate this meme the most.
For anyone who got a drop?
Did you watch on twitch, csgotv or both?
>major finals in america at yuro friendly times
>>166908105
>>166907591 here, was watching VP vs SK yesterday in GOTV.
If this final is a blowout, then this major is official shit
>>166908105
I got a train drop while watching in Twitch
>>166908395
Doesn't matter, it's a bo3.
>>166908395
doubtful desu, both these teams are decent to good at a large number of maps
>>166908105
got a mirage drop on the first day from my second account watching on twitch in the background
no drops since tho
Ready to support the based danes lads?
You are not supporting a non-white team, are you?
>Never won a major or been in the final of one before
>Best team in the world
First map isNuke.
>>166908663
fuck those danes. It's slav time
>>166908745
>thorin tears into some team for going aggressive CT on overpass "thats not the meta where have they been for the past year!!"
>rest of tournament is teams winning with aggressive CT play because that's literally how you play the map
Until when does the sale last?
>>166908663
I'm supporting a non-cucked team
>not black ddk and ddk casting the final
WHY ARE WE SERVED THIS FAT REDDIT FUCK AND FAG SEMMLER??
FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
>>166908929
this is real life anon, we can't have nice things
>>166908663
I was ready to support North when I heard the announcement and support from FCK
but watching those niggers on stage yesterday screaming and shouting like apes, half of them look like chads and magisk is red as a lobster
astralis is the true comfy dane team
>tfw you will never hang out with dupree and eat koldskål
>>166908745
>le autistic history man
How many drops you guys gotten? This was my second this major.
>>166908965
>tfw should've been a North - Shitstralis final
how can they choke
>>166909015
Z E R O
E
R
O
>>166909015
For someone who never plays the game and only watches it, what can you use these things for?
So, is the bundle worth now that it's 80% off? Can a helpful jew run the numbers
>>166909015
0, my last drop was Columbus and I watched about 70% of the major
>>166909104
Sell them for ez $$$
>>166909104
you can sell them for loads of emone
last year I made $60 from a single major
>>166909146
But what are they? Skins? Stickers?
>>166909015
got a mirage and a cobble
gonna sell the cobble to buy conan exiles
>>166909146
>>166909178
what's in them? might the contents be worth more than the box?
ez for Ass Trails
>>166908914
>>166908827
Awwwww how cute :3
Ivan thinks he is white?
Fuck off nigger, we will be supporting the white team, ok?
>>166909272
>didn't even have to mention which team is cucked
good boy
LETS GET THIS STARTED BOYS
VIRTUS PRO GONNA TAKE THE WIN EASILY
2-0, 16-0, ASTRALIS GONNA GET BTFO
SHIT IS GONNA BE MORE ONE SIDED THAN THE NANKING MASSACRE
>Chokestralis vs. Virtus.Choke
i hope they have medical personnel at the venue today
>>166909216
depends on the map they're from
some are all shit, some have 1 item worth a decent buck, and then you have the cobblestone one with an extremely small chance of an AWP dragon lore (worth literal thousands)
they are not worth opening because you'll lose money 99% of the time, they're just gambler bait
Taking bets on how empty the arena will be
>b-but its so early in the day nobody wants to watch at noon
>>166909015
Got that shit open on 5 separate linked accounts, wish me luck boys.
does the souvenir packages value increase over time?
Hi I'm here from reddo for the final.
>>166909272
Astralis is a cuck-tier team. Danish people are faggots anyway
>>166908745
What's the alternative? Which team currently is the best in the world?
>>166909313
What did he mean by this post?
Is he implying any kind of comeback from the team playing against Astralis or Virtus Pro equals choke?
Is he implying that maps aren't T or CT sided therefore there isn't a chance for a comeback if one team gets into a lead on a favored side?
Seriously, what EXACTLY did he mean by this?
>>166909417
t. mohammed stuck at the border
>>166909415
Stop misusing my meme you braindead retard.
Who /In bed on Sunday morning watching CSGO on TBS/ here?
what the fuck is this lmao
Oh yeah it begins
>>166909496
Shut up lardass.
>YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE
Americans, defend this dumb fucking shit intro
>winner of the major is the best team of the world
>Astralis is the best team of the world win or lose
>>166909478
kill yourself reddo
>>166909497
it's kino, my man, pure kino
REMINDER TO MAKE THIS THREAD INTO A DISCUSSION ON RACE AND GENERAL IDENTITY POLITICS (WHITE VS BLACK, WOMEN VS MEN, ETC)
THIS IS A CHANCE FOR THE REDPILL TO TAKE OVER AND WIN PEOPLE OVER TO OUR SIDE!!
DEUS VULT AND PRAISE LORD KEK
WE CHEER FOR WHITENESS. WE ARE WHITE. WE ARE PROUD. HITLER IS OUR GOD
hahahahahah holy shit what the fuck were they thinking
Is this splinter cell? What the fuck lmao?
cringing pretty hard right now
WHO
READY
HERE?
is dadrock the official soundtrack of CS:GO?
sportsfags will defend this
>>166909636
>DEUS VULT AND PRAISE LORD KEK
jesus christ get cs back to europe
>dadmetal
kino af
>Chris Fuckit
what did he mean by this?
>>166909605
Get cancer and die braindead newfaggot reddit trash.
I'm not ready for this shitty format.
>>166909678
am psyched lets fuckin go!
Americunt's really know how to make an event autstic as fuck.
It's me or today the e-league twitch channel has no chat?
>>166909636
You're correct my white friend.
Let's support the human team, Astralis.
Those Ivans are not even human.
le bicep
are you ready for reddit on fire?
is snake dare i say /ourguy/
>>166909776
>twitch chat
>>166909776
reminder to redpill people on twitch chat. they must learn the truth of the redpill against women and nonwhites
jesus christ, could they only afford 1 song?
WHAT ARE THOSE
byali looks like a school shooter lol
>>166909678
RIGHT HERE LAD!
>no stadium
>no crowd
>no booths
>no fun
>metallica
>>166909776
It's you.
Nice almost-trips btw.
>light up shoes
>bunch of little white kids vs bear-tier alpha male dads
this should be illegal
Gla1ve has the most autistic and puncheable face ever.
WHO WE BACKING
>going for cologne entrance without actual stadium
????
fucking shit ass work internet
stream keeps hanging
HOW LONG IS THE SALE CSGOG FUCKING ANSWER ME
>>166909910
>implying dads have ever beat kids at video games
>>166909930
Well we all know that Astralis has mouse lifters and they're former source players
So I'm ofc cheering for VP that at least has 2 old schoolers who were good when LAN cheats didn't exist and also Pasha who at least played at world class level in 1.6
>those shoes
Literally lmao'd
>>166909930
>slavniggers
Guess what?
metallica fell so low they are now a soundtrack to esport events my sides
comfy lads report in
>>166909930
If you gotta ask you can't use the term "we" fuccboi.
VP going to use their micros stupid Dane cucks
>>166910005
>Pasha who at least played at world class level in 1.6
Kind of boggles my mind still. He was always, and still is, fucking trash.
>>166910002
those dads are not the "I let you win" dads tho
>>166910000
Don't buy anything you autistic retard those types of investments being profitable are done for.
>>166910048
Just trying to get people's thoughts and opinions friend
>>166910002
>having a shitty dad
oh wait, you probably never had one, nigger
E M P T Y S E A T S
M
P
T
Y
S
E
A
T
S
>Capacity crowd
>All those empty seats
>hate polacks
>at the same time they were the ones who eliminated the SK cancer
>at the same time danes are sourcebabs and chokebabs
>at the same times danes are white and based
Literally impossible to pick one. NaVi should have been at the final.
Thorin already apologizing for astralis
>"We have a capacity crowd"
>back 20% is completely empty
>about 1 in 4 of the rest is empty
And the "arena" only fits 4,000 people to begin with
>>166910047
>ishit
>4chan without an app
>twitch chat as big as the stream itself
kys you are self
Asstralis better show the slav(e)s up
>Pasha bald spot right where his yarmulke would go
the nose knows
>>166910047
We comfy in here bois.
I know VP is going to win but I'm still cheering for Asstrails.
>>166910168
Lol..would you fuck off, shut up and enjoy the game.
>>166910151
Here's an idea: cheer for the team that plays counter-strike the way you want it to be played
>thorin blabbering the same dick sucking words he said since the start
wow what a good """""""""""""""analyst""""""""""""""""
>>166910114
>being so bad at games that your dad beats you
Bet he molested you too, trailer trash.
>>166863504
test
>even if astralis is second they're the best
really makes me think
>astralis
are these guys physically sick? cancer or something?
>>166910137
>>166910145
People are at church. No idea why you'd have a final at 10am on a Sunday
Who /Daytona/ here?
>>166910227
so neither?
I got like 6 drops this major and two of them are cobble. Hope to get one more today with the amazing virtus pro win.
>>166910145
>>166910168
Uh they're probably in the secret shop
why is source only 720p
C A P A C I T Y C R O W D
is there anyone as consistently cool as TaZ
>NA crowd literally chanting for a fast food restaurant
it's like they have no self awareness
>>166910269
To lure in the consolefag audience.
>>166910168
eleague is dead in the water.
This was basically their last shot and it's probably the worst major in history outside of the games
>>166910227
Both of them have two cheaters on their team. And CS is just CS, it's just shooting people.
>>166910259
No I'm watching Nogichuu and E-League, because I'm not a sportsfag.
>>166910261
Why else would you care, dumb pill faggot
>>166910089
I'm gonna buy stickers for my favorite team.
>>166910264
Good shit my lad!
Me and my dog
How jelly are you fags?
>>166910269
Please watch on TBS for a 1080p experience
>>166910353
>nigger
Get out of my thread please.
>>166910353
...skeeeeup
>>166910301
Zeus.
>>166910353
he's a big guy
>we have to watch this dumb fucking 10 minute slav jerk-off for the 20th time before the game begins
>>166910353
You shouldn't lay on top of your dog.
>>166910310
then stop watching it, dumb fag
>slavshits calling us cucked
I prefer a 1st world cucked country than living in a 3rd world shithole :>
>>166910221
t. Eleague staff
>>166910353
comfy/10
STOP SHOWING FUNCTIONAL FAMILIIIESSSS
>>166910380
alt-right babby got triggered?
>>166910289
>>166910168
Stop hosting these in the US. Are these burgertard's buying tickets to this event, then when their shit teams get eliminated they don't show up to any more matches? Shitfans
>>166910403
eheh cold's next
>>166910353
looks cosy
>>166910353
Why is your dog wearing a shirt?
>neo riding a mountain bike with a hydration pack
how big of a fred can one man be
Y'all need to stop using the n-word unironically
>>166910353
woah another black person
friends?
>>166910409
Don't tell me what to do, cancer shitter.
>>166910214
I want to fuck that bunny.
I would buy some north but I really dislike the logo. Maybe gonna get a magisk
>>166910447
MLG actually had a good crowd. This event is just shit on so many levels.
Manly tears rn
I WANNA FUCK HER SISTER
>>166910412
#proudcucks
Neo's wife is a fucking cutie. What a man.
>>166910353
thats shannon sharpe
>>166910538
>>166910552
>it's good to go outside and make your buddy loosen up a bit
hmmmm
>>166910353
obviously compensating for something
>>166910538
come over to his house
This music is such a fucking meme.
>>166910541
>being proud of being a poor slavshitnigger
???????
biking is hella based
Game will start soon goy!
Keep watching these pointless recaps and commercials!
>godsent foil is still 10 bucks
See you fags later
>>166909015
A mirage so far, I got two cobbles last major, then a cobble the year before that <3
>tfw I can still remember WCG 2006 when neo and the poles broke my Swedish heart for the first time
Can't stand the polish language holy shit it's so cancer. Danes movie when?
>>166910538
>physical activity is extremely important for esport athletes
>snax is vp's best player
>>166910621
>I prefer a 1st world cucked country
#proudtoletniggersfuckmywife
>start at 10 AM
>it actually starts at 11 AM
>>166910617
"x is such a fucking meme" is a meme.
>>166910353
C A R V E D U P
A
V
E
D
U
P
>Eleague Season 3 isn't going to be CS
No comments on VP's choice of shoes?
>>166910676
Really fires up them glutes
>>166910651
>2017
>playing single player games yourself
lmao just watch AdmiralBulldog play it for you
I really believe that moneyprize should be adapted to players from poor countries if they win them. That's too much for those poles.
reminder that Slavs are literally subhuman scum
>>166910676
Snax is the most anime like CS character ever.
>>166910676
>different people function differently
woah........
>>166910676
Snax could break you in half you tiny europoor
>let's only licens/make one single song for this week long event and play it in a loop during EVERY SINGLE BREAK
>>166910695
welcome to esports nerd
>>166910695
>he thought game would actually start at 10 am
lel this was so obvious they need to delay this shit or it won't even have more viiewers than quarters
>>166910740
VP gets like 25k a month
>>166910774
Poles are European???????? what????
>>166910740
>poland
>not a poor country
??????
REEEEEEEEEE WHY ARE NA WARMUPS ALWAYS SO FUCKING LONG
[mic crackling]
>>166894051
>Denmark never won a major
l m a o
>>166910814
That's more than 3 polish families earn a year
fuck off /pol/ newshits you weren't even on this site a year ago stop shitting up other boards with your cuck fantasies
lads, what do the butts of hot girls smell like? they look so nice
>tfw no girlbutt gf who makes girlfarts with her girlhole
I WANT A GIRLBUTT GIRLFRIEND
>>166910695
in 1.6 I always turned on stream 25min before a match was supposed to start, and that was with online games, for LANs you can add 40min
>they've been warming up on nuke for 30 minutes
>"Nuke's a great pick"
Really makes me think Thorin
>>166910676
snax is fucking versatile like kevin owens or samoa joe
>g2a advertised prominently on national TV
Is valve cuckolds?
>>166910854
it's like with american (((football))), where people literally go to look at commercials instead of the """game"""
>Thorin got the veto 100%
based our autist
WHY DID WE WATCH A SHITTY POLAND BIKE MOVIE AND NOT A DANE MOVIE?????
>>166910836
English your first language?
>bo3 grand finals
baby game
>cobble ban
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>166910872
They probably bring in enough money to justify it, but damn thats 300k a year per player.
>train
this kills the danes
>nuke and overpass
fuck this shit
Is this a 2-0 for VP?
Valve needs to hurry up and bring Inferno back
>people with anime profile pictures are actually good
really makes you think
>>166910960
cobble is a reddit map
Nuke/Train/Inferno are magog approved maps
>no cobble
>3 worst meme maps
closed the stream cya losera
The fuck did Astralis just do, why not pick Cache instead? VP rarely played it already.
>>166910890
after*
damn
vp will rape asstralis. anal never felt so good
>>166910887
they all smell like shit
>psychologist
Danes are such beta cucks.
>>166910942
he's just an amerinigger
>>166910814
I don't believe it.
realistic numbers would be 25K a year and 30-40% of the cash prizes go to the players, plus money from stickers. the organization pays for the trips and hotels.
NEW THREAD - THIS ONE IS CANCER
>>166911050
>>166911050
>>166911050
>>166911050
>>166911050
>nuke
>overpass
>train
WORST
FUCKING
MAJOR
>>166911010
>Nuke/Train/Inferno are magog approved maps
HELLO REDDO
>>166911010
>STILL pushing this shitty magog memes after fucking 2 years
>>166911010
>nuke
>>166910937
ITS 0030 WHERE I LIVE I JUST WANT TO WATCH ASSTRAILS GET BTFO AND GO TO BED I HAVE TO GO TO WORK AT 0500 AND TAKE A PT TEST AT 0800 REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>166910970
Yee
When is gonna be the next major?
>Astralis best train team
lmao is thorin for real?
>>166911069
Fuck off
Why don't they play office?
>>166911069
No you absolute retard.
>no favela in the finals
>no amerimeme team in the finals
>no swedes in the finals
this shaping up to be the best major in 2 years?
>>166911081
we love Nuke here
DUDUDUDUDUDUDU
JESUS CHRIST
2 minutes commercials every 5 min
never again NA major please
>>166910941
Because D I V E R S I T Y
Making a movie for white players would be racist, they only made for stupid favelas and those russian niggers.
>>166910887
Why do you have to specify its a girl so much you fucking faggot?
>>166911069
Fuck off cancerous newfaggot piece of trash.
Why does Thorin suck Astralis' dick so much?
>>166911090
i want perth posters to FUCK off
I invited my friends over to watch the games today and they all ditched me
What should I do with all of this?
>>166911101
NOBODY FUCKING KNOWS CUS MYSTERYYYY
probably cologne july/august idk
>>166911059
vp owner or director said it this week
plus taz and neo have a million in earnings too
>>166911010
>implying I'll even watch this shit game instead of having stream open in potato quality in case I get a drop
lmao
>>166911069
200 replies early retard reported
>>166911181
more for you
>commercial break #4
>games havent even begun yet
>>166911181
>pineapple on pizza
no wonder they ditched you
>>166911076
>He doesn't like Train
Silver detected
>>166911178
IM NIP ANON REEEEEEEEE
what's the map rotation like? is it similar to patches in dota?
>>166911181
>pineapple on all 3
i would ditch you too, retard
kys
>>166911059
https://rns.online/interviews/Sovledelets-ESforce-ob-investitsiyah-Usmanova-Bezosa-i-Baffeta-v-kibersport-2017-01-25/
"If we are talking about superstars, that is, those with wages more than € 20 thousand, and contracts with them are long-term."
>>166911150
>nuke
>bo3
>american cringe
>shit stream quality
>constant issues
No, fuck off.
>>166911181
>I invited my friends over to watch the games today and they all ditched me
I'm sure that's what you told the pizza place when you orded this too, amerilard
>doesn't believe in choking
gla1ve is actually delusional
>>166911151
t. hirohito
>>166911154
lol? they make those forced tearjerking commercials for white people in dota
>Nuke
Why hasn't this map been removed from the pool? It's so bad, especially to watch.
>Anders and Semmler finale
no......
>>166911309
he also doesn't believe in the nigger fucking his gf
it's a defensive mechanism
>>166864541
denmark is probably the most redpilled european country, poland only has no immigrants because it is such a sad and poor country that noone wants to live there, try again untermensch
>>166911247
>he likes nuke
Bronze detected.
>anders and semmler
literally why
>general burger & memler
I fucking knew it. why this
>>166911069
MODS GODS
>>166911390
>>166911394
S N I C K E R S
jesus what is that snickers shit
>suddenly the game's started
>>166911381
Where did I ever say I like Nuke?
>>166911361
>>166911390
>>166911394
It was coming from a mile away, was all but confirmed yesterday when ddk/bardolph casted semis
>>166911443
so you know it's in america
anders and semmler
>>166911463
Where did I ever say I don't like Train?
Reminder if you aren't watching this on TBS you don't care about esports
>>166911464
one can still hope
WHY FORCE VP
WHY NOT JAMES AND DAN FUCK OFF SHITKEKS
V P L E T S G O
>>166911497
We TV jews now
>>166911509
the sooner eleague bankrupts the better
>>166911361
Henry Sado > A&S > Moses talking through an old walkie talkie >>>> Pansy and some britbong who >>>>>>>> le edgy black man and small head guy
>>166911181
>dominos
d i t c h e d
>snickers
not one but MULTIPLE shrinks, invidually and as group therapy
is this on tbs?
>>166911550
?????
>>166911550
>the city of you
>>166911550
>he doesnt force if you get first round plant but lose
its basically a free round
>>166911550
lol
>buy rifles
>lose
>buy pistols
>win
my favorite meme ;))) haha
>Taz peeking that 2v1
WHY
>buy pistols
>>166911571
war owl > all
>SNICKERS
>ARBYS
>DELL GAMING
>THE FACTOR X PLAY OF THE GAME IS BROUGHT BY HYPER X
>30 minutes of commercials before and inbetween every game
lmao nice game gotards
Reminder TI has NO COMMERCIALS WHATSOEVER
>Astralis
REMINDER ASTRALIS ARE CHEATING USING AUDI MONEY
THIS THROW IS SPONSORED BY GERMANS
>>166911592
>he doesn't have adblock
literally nys reddo
g1ave looks like that kid in high school that thinks he's the smartest dude alive and won't shut the fuck up
>everyone just buys UMPs every round
nice game gotards
>>166911694
then leave, stop bitching
should i buy 144hz monitor yes/no
DAT HOT SIS
>>166911726
Who is that handsome beast?
>tfw no cute esports sister
Running out to grab some Snickers you guys want anything?
>>166911710
VP have ignored the throw order
>>166911710
>cold
5'8
>snax
6'2
>>166911710
Reminder that poles are not white.
End of discussion.
>>166911742
Yes
anything under 100hz is unplayable for CS
permanent ingame adds should be illegal
tfw no qt sister to make lewd bets on eleague final with
>>166911742
before purchasing anything
ask yourself, will this make me happy?
BOTNYX
What's your excuse for not watching this on your TV?
>>166911762
S4
He plays doter for team OG
>>166911774
fetch me some arby's, lad!
>>166911798
Have they had them all week or is this just for TBS
>>166911774
I heard arby's is good from the commercials
But can I have a pic of their beef
>>166911798
valve gonna suck CS dry they don't give a fuck about it
>>166911842
I just bought a 32" 4K monitor and watching in game
>>166911742
jerk off & think about if you really need it
>>166911842
because my monitor is bigger than your "tv"
>>166911801
you think they,,
>MEMELER CASTING
WHY
>>166911853
I know that. I was just shitposting.
>>166911842
i checked youtube and someone is streaming to love ru on and so i'm getting my ecchi on, on the big screen
>>166911762
Gustav "S4" Magnusson
Let's frag some noobs tonight
>>166911842
I'm not an overweight american.
Literally impossible that Valve didn't force Nuke and Train for the major final. Nobody would pick those trash maps, Nuke especially.
>>166911880
nooooo
>glaive
lmoa
>>166911913
*whispers loudly*
>>166911882
Except this is not valve, its TBS
TI, the only event 100% run by valve, doesnt have any ads
>>166911909
you just know
>>166911842
>cameroid.com
Why are Poles so nationalistic?
It's soooo 1914
>>166911913
who dis sewage plower
>>166911942
But Train is the best map in the game though.
>>166911961
>mouyes posting on /vg/
g1ave isn't getting loads of kills through smoke ay more?
thinking
>>166911917
>>166911842
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDeQgrnhkN0
>>166911916
s-same
>>166911913
Gotta secure your title as the worst major in history.
>>166911986
>this wasn't OKed by valve
lol@u
>>166911714
its baked in the video
>"we have the high ground" - basha, VP
What does a "coach" do?
>>166912020
Not better than dust2, mirage, cache, and overpass.
>>166912151
Except it is.
>>166912138
he coaches
>>166911842
but anon i am watching this on my tv (that's hooked to my pc
>>166912138
He organizes "strategies"
Is this entire series going to be a non-stop stomp?
>buy holo/foil legends capsule
>get gambit holo
nOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>166912138
turns cheats on and off
>>166912138
you need someone there to pour a barrel of Gfuel™ over if you win
>Huge logos removed
Apparently least they have a sliver of shame, but they'll surely sneak those back in at some point
>>166912138
Coaching
>>166912138
gets a part of the earning + a paycheck
usualy it's someone from the old boy club to keep them afloat
>>166911986
Valve doesn't give a shit about CS:GO majors. They pawn it off to organizers and front the prize money. TI is first-party.
>gla1ve through the smoke
heh
>"oh glaive right thru the smoke"
really makes me /r/vacsucks
>>166912185
Except that it's not, eat shit.
>>166912206
>tfw esports will die before you have kids old enough to be the cool mom who takes them to stuff like this
>>166912193
Clean that fucking mess.
I'm going to kill anders
>scoots when he sees danes
>>166912310
>Being this bad
I thought teams were able to communicate all the time but yesterday I heard that they're not 'allowed to' during technical timeouts or some shit?
are there actually rules about talking to each other?
both teams trying to hide there hax as best as possible
>>166912260
so this... is the power... of valve...
isn't that kid too young for CS?
>>166911694
Eleague is fucking awful desu
>>166912373
fuck off faggot
>>166912329
you're not my mother
>>166912350
They aren't allowed during technical timeouts so teams can't pretend their mouse or keyboard isn't working so that the team can have a free timeout.
>>166912348
>being this bad and mad
>>166912403
aren't you too young for this website?
>>166912365
Holy fuck, I remember this back when I still played DotA. This was so cringy as fuck.
>>166912346
cutie
DEVICE IS SO GOOD
LETS GO
Why are Danes so soulless?
>>166912178
>again
hmmm
>>166912468
*zoom in*
*zoom out*
*zoom in*
*zoom out*
*zoom in*
*zoom out*
*zoom in*
*zoom out*
>>166911571
triple nigger ddk and james are based
device is so calm
its so unlike him
i love it
>>166912468
What happened?
>de shrinks xddd
>>166912365
>>166912468
>>166912178
where can i buy this?
>you will never get a BA in psychology and make mad bank being a """""sports"""""" psychologist for espurts teams
>device
>Nicolai
>white
>>166912591
>psychology
fake science
>>166912540
It was an intense International, then deadmau5 came in and started playing his tunes. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7jNOZLl9xE
>>166912540
this happened
>>166912613
SK lost, sorry Henrico
VP will actually win this. Woah.
>xyp9
>good spray
lol semmler
That was a really cool round. Thank god Nuke is in the current rotation. Only skill-based map apart from Mirage and d2
Supporting from Denmark, as always #virtuspro #Astralis #untaggable #eleague #eleague2017 #eleaguemajor #Denmark
>dollar shave club
tbs knows their audience
Why don't Amerifats know how to pronounce a t?
>>166912540
It was just out of place
>>166912636
>>166912739
bebsi :DDDD
fug :D
>>166912752
you what
>>166912739
so this is your average australis fan
really makes me :thinking:
>>166912636
Suck min pik stodder
>>166912739
Underageb&
>>166912573
>tfw valve deleted every single video of this abomination beside one tobi rambling
I guess their advertising is working
I want one of those eleague shakers
>>166912636
yo shut up
Gla1ve looks like his name is Eric
>>166912636
This basically.
>denmark
>lego
>bacon
>carlsberg
>pooland
>poverty
>kurwa!!!!!!!!!
>not quite russia
>>166912920
gla1ve looks like he wasn't beat up enough by other kids at school
>>166912636
poles are ungratefull tards part of the butthurt belt who spill out their shit nationals in every rich countries
SNAX = GOD
>snax
FUCK YES
>>166912789
They say verdus pro like cretins
GOD SNAX
how are you guys so dead?
ANDERS AND SEMMLER ARE SO BAD ROFL
>>166913058
>>166913067
reddo detected
>>166912995
why did you only list reddit things for denmark?
>>166913090
hello reddo
>>166913069
it's a bit autistic to worry about something like that, don't you think?
>>166912995
>denmark
>budget norway and sweden
>poland
>saviors of white race
>the witcher
I know this dead general has like 4 people tops but wheres the new thread
>>166913090
>>166913109
pls not this again
UH NEW THREAD LADS?
I'm not even mad.
>not shooting byali in the back
uh danes?
>>166913089
>hating on the best duo
>>166913125
>saviors of white race
lmao
"We can play all maps" - danish guy with a bowl haircut
>>166913158
>astralis
delete it
>>166913173
they sound like they're experiencing a collective stroke
>>166913112
Why is it autistic to expect an English speaking country to be able to speak English properly?
>le spam
>le meme
>le i'm pretending to be retarded
You people all 14 years old? Pretending to be an idiot isn't funny, it just makes you look like an idiot. Grow up.
>>166912636
>Ivan think he is white
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>166913090
>reddo
you've been here all weekend trying to force this cringe meme, how about you piss off back to kikeddit and kys yourself?
>getting 6 rounds in a T sided map is bad
Huh semmler?
WHO THE FUCK IS READY FOR THE ROYAL RUMBLE TONIGHT?
>>166913239
t. Nicolai "device" Cuck
great half
vp looking awesome
which stickers did yall get?
Is Thoorin shitting his autistic ass yet?
NEW GENERAL WHERE LADS
>>166913258
>being this new
>>166913258
>>166913145
>>166913109
>>>/r/GlobalOffensive
>>166913290
We need advice cuck meme.
>>166913258
>kys
nys leafy nigger
>>166913223
Do you really want to get into examining all the ways actual English people fuck up their own language? Of course you do, you're autistic.
>>166913325
he said vp would win nuke
>>166913125
>muh witcher
Get lost, slavnigger.
Let us support the white side in peace.
>break during half
nice game gotards
>>166913327
how ironic, considering that this forced shit meme is younger than a year
>all these jerseys in the crowd
did they hand these out at the entrance or do americans really buy these for european teams
>>166913327
>>/r/GlobalOffensive
you have to go back
>>166913285
I feel like the majority of the people who watch this are actually closet gays.
>>166913263
>t sided map
>valve disallow coaches from calling strats every round because "it's not reflective of a standard game of matchmaking" or some similar bullshit
>3 minute commercial break between halves
REALLY STIMULATES MY PREFRONTAL CORTEX
>>166913290
He waaaaaaaaay whiter than you, toilet nigger.
>>166913353
It's not autistic to expect an English speaking country to be able to know how to pronounce something as basic as an individual letter maybe you should take this criticism as an opportunity to make yourself sound less uncultured
>>166913405
Confirmed. I used to watch this. I have sucked dicks more than your mother probably.
>>166913438
What the fuck are you even saying?
>>166913290
>he way
what's with the nigger speak? don't you get affirmative action now?
>>166913504
are you dumb? valve does not allow coaches to talk to their team during rounds, but they allow 3 minutes breaks between halves. dumb.
>>166912636
>LE BASED BOLAND XDD
Hi r/the_donald
>pasha
>>166913645
>admits to frequent reddit
Get out from heres.
>its a spics are still assblasted about sk episode
>>166913285
BIG MATCH AJ BETTER GO OVER
>>166913741
...he didn't?
>>166913963
He knows specific leddit boards. He needs to go back.
MOLOTOVS DON'T WORK IN SMOKE????????? BUT I'M WHITE??????
WTF I HATE SLAV EQUIPMENT
Uh, so if VP lose this map Astralis win, right? Train is Astralis's map and VP lost 4-16 last time.
https://youtu.be/ko1gY243XB0?t=46m30s
any reason why it's not bo5?
Neo is an actual fucking master
>>166915296
I think it's because it's televised
BASED
Didn't realise just how reddit VP is, I thought it was just memeceps.
>>166911228
fucking newfags
eleague played 30 mins of straight commercials during the regular season so they could show a whole match without interruption.
because it's not like regular cuck sports with breaks every 2 seconds.
>>166911425
fucking lol
>>166912223
gfuel is a powder
that'd be weird.