/aog/ - Attorney Online General

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First for the autism in area 3.

I regret signing up for this case.

>>166839076
/aog/ is a place to primarily discuss Attorney Online but also Ace Attorney in general.
Whether you want to talk about your favourite cases, your favourite characters or anything else AA related, it's all welcome here.

>Recent Attorney Online updates
- AO2 is still in development. For more information and downloads check: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1UdQOegcjhWNgR2qg5RZA9DsmlP2JztGIh_5HAsQzJJ8/edit
- Server was recently split into normal AOV and Crossover Court. Find out more information by going to the main AOV doc, and then the Crossover Court link.

>Recent Ace Attorney news
- New DGS 2 trailer: https://youtube.com/watch?v=gpIt7WEPUDc
- DGS English Fan Translation demo is out. More information here: http://forums.court-records.net/viewtopic.php?f=31&t=32422
- Ace Attorney: Apollo Justice has been released on iOS and Android devices.

>What is Attorney Online?
In short: It's multiplayer Ace Attorney.
AO is a virtual chatroom/courtroom mix which we use to perform improvised AA-like trials, Civil Cases, Class Trials, Jury Cases and more! Choose from a wide selection of AA characters (and guest characters), pick a position (Defence, Prosecution, Judge, Witness, etc.) and dive into a whirlwind of logic, banter, theories and memes.

Come join us on our server:
Attorney Online Vidya (Dedicated)

>The Main Reference Doc (contains AO downloads, rules, FAQs, polls and more):
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ihsVxLVarPMPgGcU4W81CQyv3gPkLvS63GK7k0N78Qw/edit?pref=2&pli=1

>AO Quickstart Guide (joining the server, using the client, etc.):
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1gwg1AVZPlPAFy3aWAW28e9lH1vjIk4d8jOt3mChoy74/edit#

>Gameplay footage?
Streams typically run in the evening, US time. You can also check out recordings of previous cases via lawfuldickish on twitch.

Alternatively, you can look through our Case Archive to find completed documents and recordings of cases:
http://ace-attorney-vidya.wikia.com/wiki/Case_Archives

What if we removed all the admins?

Why do you keep dying

Is there actually some way to get the models out of DGS, Spirit of Justice, and DD?

>>166846215
Someone managed to rip the DD models for the memegrass stuff, so it might work with SoJ too, but DGS is iffy since I don't know whether it stores its files in the same way

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>>166844783

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I'm just going to leave this here....
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1gt771joxczL6C8Tdj77RpLyHv5hRcPRS6WCkeTliDik/edit#

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>Lewdton announces he needs new mods
>Rhoda comes crawling back

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You know what's the saddest thing about the last three games?

That was supposed to be Apollo's Trilogy. That was supposed to be his own arc akin to how the first trilogy was for Phoenix.

And instead, his first game was retconned to oblivion, and he was shoved to the background for the remaining two games.

Not only that, but most of the Apollo trilogy was developed by the B team while the A team worked on DGS, and now DGS2.

Apollo got shafted, and now his time in the spotlight is over. Might as well kill him off at this point.

>>166852330
>wanting even more apollo focus after the
>Apollo got shafted
Literally detroned a queen and got backstory that he not even needed and that was connected to the main plot of the last game.
>now his time in the spotlight is over
I fucking wish, but it's not over untill they solve the Lumiroir thing while shoving more convulted backstory in the games explained with a "lol you just don't like to talk about your past".

>>166852968
*after the last game

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>>166852952

>>166852968
That's the thing, it was so rushed and hamfisted that it's obvious they just didn't care.

>>166853142
That sounds stupid, Anon.

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>>166853091
My bad for forgetting transparency, but mine are bigger.

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>>166853231
Smoothed those edges.

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>>166852952
>>166853091
>>166853231
>>166853596
Legs!

>>166854279
Nice shoes.

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>>166854330

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>new girl in RE is named Mia
Resident Evil case when?

>uncle payneshair
>daddy fronk
How do we stop this before they find a mother?
Or is it already too late?

how much until phoenix wright fucking dies and we get a new protagonist?

>>166857419
We do not talk about "her."

>>166855813

>Resident Evil after RE4
Get out.

>>166863729
What about a bonny bust?

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>>166863945
There isn't that much of it, so I never cropped it.

Well, I had my fun for two weeks.

See you all in 5 months.

>the absolute state of these folders

Bump for you rad lads

Fuck you all if this shit is dead by the time I wake up.
I can't lose sleep staying up all night just to bump an Attorney Simulator thread again.

>>166865861
Worst girl.

>https://docs.google.com/document/d/1IOZuuePkXrBerHW0Ccqt0IMtwLCEcG2zxnsQmTj70hM/edit#heading=h.mabx1g55zsdj
Imagine being someone at capcom's community management sector and you find this AA online game and decides to take a look and you find this.

>>166870153

Delete this post you dumbass.

>>166852330
>And instead, his first game was retconned to oblivion, and he was shoved to the background for the remaining two games.

What? Apollo is virtually the main character of AA6.

Could you maybe not die?

Please?

REMEMBER, ALWAYS TRUST YOUR INSTINCTS.

IF IT'S TRASH, DON'T LET ANYONE TELL YOU OTHERWISE!

Alright lads one last bump before I hit the sack.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>166885352
This was for the best.

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Wew, lads.

>>166879642

Athena is trash

Debate me

>>166889249
The defense concedes, with only one addendum:

I'd still fuck that trash.

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>>166890852

Would you really?

>>166893960
Fatfags get out.

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>>166894121

What are you talking about?

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>>166898167
I'm going to marry Bonnyposter!!

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Don't die.

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i love this case

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why are you dying!?

I am the contradictions I object to.

>>166914376

That's deep.

Can someone find something to blackmail the AO2 devs with so they can actually finish?

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Optional Detectives.

__________

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__________

__________

If Maya or Pearls were to try to perform a divinations seance, would it work?

>>166919381
Optioal Snaikku.

To the Orla player who plays a drug dealing whale...

God Bless you, you magnificent bastard.

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Should I even bother bumping anymore?

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Fast board today, jesus...

>>166933428

Reminds me of Kentucky Fried Eagle.

ded?

All other general are moving past us, and we are being trampled all the way to page ten.

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>>166937043
That's nothing new

>>166924226
Optional Turtowar.

>>166940229
Optional rak

>LIVE

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>>166945863

>>166944072
Mandatory Rhoda.

ded

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Bumping with twitch stream thumbnails

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>>166848914

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>>166954778

One day we will all get to play this game.

Has anyone titled a case Turnabout Smashmouth yet?

If they have I need to change the name of my civil case.

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>>166957410
Don't worry about case names overlapping, we've had multiple variations of "The Dark Age of the Law" so another one won't bother anyone.

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I can't be the only one that's bothered by the fact that this game is barely improv anymore.

>>166958424
What the fuck does that even mean? You sound like you're talking out your ass.

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>>166958424
>barely improv
If you're talking about how we have a bunch of new formats now, I don't see how that's a bad thing.
If you're talking about the fact that almost every witness writes their testimony beforehand, it's because the improvisation is on the ends of the defense and prosecution reacting to the situation the witnesses put them in.

The core of this game has always been role-playing and puzzle solving.

>>166959104
Yeah but now we have Detectives and Witnesses PMing each other before the case starts.

I really wonder if you people wouldn't enjoy Pre-Writtens more but you're just terrified of the word and associate with "bad."

>>166959256
Evidence of this happening frequently in cases? I haven't had that happen to me and I lead quite often.

>>166959363
Am I supposed to record it now?

I'm not going to say it happens often because it doesn't, but it does happen.

>>166959363
As an addendum, I mean that when I ask the wits/ dets stuff post-case they don't indicate they coordinated anything and infact usually seem to improv most of their shit.

>>166959418
What does it matter if people don't want to be fucked over on what they wrote by detective, or want to give defense an interesting option to go with by planning one? It doesn't matter much at all.

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>>166918913

the rewrite started around new years. giving a little perspective on progress;

what's currently done:
new ui system
lobby
connecting and loading servers
courtroom gui
character select
sending and receiving ooc messages
write to IC chatlog
basic backgrounds

what needs to be done:
viewport(the box with the tiny lawyers in it)
sending IC chat messages
music list
mute list
emotes
functionality to various courtroom buttons

so yeah. it's being worked on by (mostly) one person. it's progressing but it takes time.

it will probably release mid-to-late february

>>166960473
Will it feature the ability to have text scrolls during preanimations for actual breakdowns?

>>166960693

sounds feasible, ill write it down

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Last bump.
Keep in mind you have one dedicated bumper less for the next six to eight hours.

Whybumpanyway

>>166960473

Oh boy, another AO2!

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4y7RUQDBvw

We need a wit in area 3

ded

>>166852330
>AJ is the shittiest game in the series
>DD is a shonen-tier garbage story that introduced Athena, the worst protagonist in the series. Apollo suddenly gets a best friend that we know nothing about, and whom he never mentioned or alluded to. Nick is a retard unlike in AJ
>SoJ comes out, more shonen anime spirit channeling bullshit. Apollo gets an entire family that he never mentioned, talked about, or alluded to in the past games. He gets to take down the most obvious final boss in the series, entire game suffers because your suspension of disbelief over how Apollo managed to hide his childhood in a fucking foreign country from everyone can't hold up.

His entire "arc" reeks of wasted potential and boardroom meetings where everyone thought of the quickest way to give him depth.

>>166859930
>le RE7 is bad meme.

>>>/v/

>>166978019

Athena is pure trash

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We really are the Attorney Online.

>>166981981
What WAS Gant's motive?

>>166982570
m-muh criminals

>>166983737
So the only people who would actually support him are the usual naziboos, got it.

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>>166961502
nice, someone made OC about my gimmick!

>>166983830
>Putting criminals behind bars is being a nazi

Hello tumblr

>>166982570
Play the game

>>166983830
He just wanted convictions._________________

It's that boring.

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>>166989140

*Tears up convictions*

RIP Server

>>167001726
What's this for?

>>167001726

>Lucina is Pheen's daughter
>Layton is Payne's counterpart

>>16697863
AA has been a shounen anime since the beginning. Learn what you're talking about.

verin you lying attentionwhoring piece of shit, nobody beleives in your fake ass police story, if you can't fucking lead then say so

we shouldn't have to wait for your dumb teenage power fantasies

Reminder to not beat up people while casing.

>>167007643
the whole story smells fishier than gina lestrade

>>167001726
Oh fuck I was there for that one.
What a weird time that was.

>>167007271
>Fronk telling people off
Fuck off "dad"

>>166981981
Gant and Von Karma are pretty similiar motives.

>>166984616
Putting EVERYONE behind bars regardless of if they actually committed a crime or not is pretty nazi-ish.

>>167022452
Good think Gant only put criminals behind bars.

>>167022614
>Implying even half the people Japanifornia arrests are actually the people that did it

>>167023047
t. salty defensecuck

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>>167024431

>>167024431
>GUILTY! YOU'RE ALL GUILTY! EXECUTE EVERYONE!

This is you.

>>167025704
>defensecuck can only resort to strawmans

Sad!

>>167025835
>He's a Stormtrumper too
That explains everything.

>>167026318
>He thinks authoritarianism is a good idea
And you're the squid avatarfag? My god, there's literally no redeeming value to you.

>>167026318
oh god not this faggot again

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>>167026402
>Trump
>Authoritarian

Pick one

>>167026537
Have you been paying attention to ANYTHING happening in the past week

>>167026793
>>167026947
>The only people still supporting the current president are people who have collectively stuck their head in the sand, people who are only looking to grab power/wealth from him, actual dyed-in-the-wool fascists, and real-life shitposters

What a fucking country.

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>>167026939
t. buttblasted illegal/tumblrite/libcuck

>>167028020
One of your own shot up a fucking mosque in Quebec, /pol/ack.
No fucking excuses anymore.

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>>167028426
>IMPLYING WE CARE
We got our president elected, it's over for you now SJW's.
You are with our country or against it.
Because we are making america great again,

>>>/pol/
>>>/pol/
>>>/pol/

>>167028760
You...literally didn't even read the article you posted.

>>167028953
>The same smug anime face
Fucking hell, you goddamn robots.

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>>167028995
>...
>Literally

>>>/tumblr/
>>>/reddit/

I was going to open a /pol/ tab later, can we not do it here?

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>>167028995
>Robots
It's not being heartless when they steal jobs from us.
It's not being cold when more than 200 billion dollars a year is being sucked into mexico alone.
It's being frugal. If they want help, then the drug cartels can get off their lazy asses and help the people. We are not the mexican government, and it is not our place to take care of their people when we struggle to care for our own.

>>167027634
>>The only people still supporting the current president are people who have collectively stuck their head in the sand, people who are only looking to grab power/wealth from him, actual dyed-in-the-wool fascists, and real-life shitposters
The dumb squidposter of all people, too.

How far gone can the US get?

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>Peter Parker is in a case pic
The memes have gone too far.

>/pol/ posters invading my fucking /aog/

Listen you fucking spergs, you can go back to posting bait threads on /v/, fuck off with your shit on here at the very least.

Why does nothing about this client make any sense?

>Timers for pres don't show up unless everyone has the file
>But sounds do if you add them

>>167035607
Probably so people can't add 9999 long pre timers with no way to turn them off.

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Borscht?

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>>167038483
Borscht.

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>>167032716
>Klav D Lad deletes it
Dingdong bannu when?

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THE END TO AN EXCELLENT CASE

I'm always glad when a new DA gets a chance to prove themselves later in a case after not going too far early.

>>167046940
I regret nothing.

hello I don't play this game but I'm here to bump your thread

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Too much trouble for such a goofy doodle of a team picture.

>>167059550
Who needs Detective asspulls when the Defense bench does it themselves?

>>167061046
Valant pulled the stuffing asspull. It was only fair.

Meme.

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Quick, claim your waifus

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>>167068571

>>167068847
>Maya with an actual bust
Oh if only.

>>167061785
As Valant, I agree.
It led to a fun moment.

>>167069443

>Maya channeling Mia

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>>167068571

AO is for autistic Japanese fairy tales now. Cases are banned.

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>>167073836
Stop showing your fetish around, please

While I am not the original Klav the Lad shitposter who scared off a certain albasteno, I AM the Klav the Lad from last night's Circus Case who was aggressive to the regular Gumshoe rper and steno.
Life has really thrown me under the bus as of recently, with three people I'm rather close with, family or friends, have died, be it suicide or an illness, within the past few months. I was sad, I was angry, and I was drunk. I used the Klav the Lad alias as a way of venting. Why I did it in a case's ooc and why I didn't just vent in the Basement or Arcade is beyond me. Having sobered up, I'm filled with incredible grief over what I've done, and I'd like to formally apologize to everyone in that case who was affected by my toxicity and bullshit.
I've already spoken to Gummy and apologized sincerely for it. There were also two others who were rather upset over my actions – one being someone who mentioned who made the case pic, the other from what I understand was a close friend of Treeman. I don’t have a means of contacting you outside of AOV, but I’d like to sincerely apologize to you two too.
I plan to stay away from AOV for a while until it all blows over. But I would really like to just apologize nonetheless. What I did was wrong, and for that, I'm truly, truly sorry.

>>167072256
>Not just Maya on her own
C'mon son.

>>167075785
Fuck off Verin.

>>167076402
Verin was already there actually.
Then again he told him to look for Tree who still is around so yes, fuck Verin.

Stop dying

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>>167081008

>Be AO user
>Notice it's hard for cases to get a Steno
>Decide to devote self to typing up case information for hours on end just to help people as well as be all around nice and considerate
>Suddenly some random fuck decides to fuck with you and tell you you're unwanted
>Considering how nice and considerate you are, you figure you're not wanted at all and leave
This has happened 2, possibly 3 times now if Gumshoe doesn't come back. I'm pissed that this still happens, but considering the mods went into full force last night trying to solve it is atleast comforting. Good on you mods for caring.

>>167084439
is k man

>>167084439

I blame the parents.

What's an /original/ idea for a case?

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>>167068571
pagans plz leave

>>167089235

I wanna be scratched by Darklaw

>Everyone is now moving to VNO

To Klav D Lad, you have been banned for seven days due to mutiple cases of player harassment and, most recently, doc bombing. Because of the ban's length, please don't bother appealing it. For everyone else, remember that behavior meant to intentionally crash cases will not be tolerated; don't have fun at everyone else's expense.

>>167084439
I've never seen this happen. Who did it happen to?

The fuck happened?

>>167084439
To be honest, stenos need to stop being circlejerked for playing their role.

>>167096301
But why? They dedicate a lot of time for the enjoyment of others.

>>167096301
Thanking someone for writing our autistic ramblings down isn't circlejerking, why do people think doing anything nice is instant circlejerking.

>>167094996
Too bad that even implying it was the real Klav D Lad he doesn't appear often enough for a week long ban to matter.

>>167096301

Stenos used to be circlejerked all the time before.
We are doing fine now.

>>167096301
Maybe you should step up to the plate to steno instead of whining.

>>167073836
I really hate it when good art is ruined by a shit fetish.

>The discord circlejerk is moving to VNO

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AO in one post.

>>167101269

Good riddance then

What's all this about VNO? Why are niggas going there?

>>167102887

It's nothing much to worry about, really.
Somebody was looking at it out of curiosity and found out a lot of AO oldfags moved there a long time ago- people from before AOV was a thing, so everybody wants to know about it.
They say Lupa was annoying as fuck.

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Haven't been playing since AA6's release, has anything important happened? Do cases still take 8 hours? Is it still autistic as before?

I'm thinking of downloading the game again this weekend and giving it a go.

>>167104142

Cases are somewhat shorter now.
As autistic as you are imcompetent.

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>>167104235

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The case on room 2. Pure genius.

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>>167111594

Anyone that has applied to be mod but hasn't been interviewed yet, please drop by the mod contact discord and PM myself or a mod.

>>167120969
Death to communist pig

>>167124525
Best Korea will destroy you, American pigdog.

So is there any structure or do Judges just let everyone play the asshat?

Do you follow the
>witness statement
>HOLD IT!
>follow up statement
>Defense now must risk a penalty for pressing further
kind of play or can attorneys chase down random dead ends without any kind of control?

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>>167127539
How players are penalized varies from judge to judge.
Some judges follow that typical AA style penalizing system, others only penalize for meme-ing too hard/ wasting time with asinine behavior, some give penalties only to add suspense to the moment, and others have no rhyme or reason.

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>>167127809
I got bitched at for being too strict. There are no breaks in Fuklaw's court.

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>>167127045
Spot the difference.

>Chinese Communism
>Russian Communism
>Space Communism
>Khurean Communist Civil War
>Art Gallery Murder
>Clifford the Big Red Dog

What do these things have in common?

>>167128320
Peter fucking Parker.

>>167128359
Better dead than red.

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Mr. Tigre, I'm CIA.

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>this clifford case
>the lore
>the baneposting

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How do you make the client bigger?

What is this? A trial for ants?

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I'm a genius

>>167133628
what program, anon?

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>>167133628
Contain your faggotry.

>>167133817
He used windows zoom.

>>167133817
magnifixer

I am pretty sure it is spyware but fuck it

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Borscht?

>>167142119

I'd like to sample her borscht if ya know what I mean

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>>167146943
Don't just stitch together animations from Ultimax and call it a breakdown. It looks awful.

Also check out this quality. What's with the fix it later attitude of a lot of people, lately? Every one of these that gets in makes the game look worse until the blue moon that they're replaced with something of a higher quality.

Let's not even talk about Spade Knight, Gaping Dragon, and the quality Missile flaps that sneaked in.

>>167148108
That emote I posted is many months old from when Elizabeth first got in. It's in her folder but theres no timers for it in the ini.

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>>167148151
Someone should dummy over that sprite, desu.

I don't want to see Elizabeth spin and do an aerial recovery in case.

>>167148491

>Someone should dummy over that sprite
Do it.

>there will never be anyone more cute and incompetent than apollo

>>167150423

>Apollo
>Cute

pick one

>>167148491
Like I said, theres no timer for it in the ini. So unless you add one for you to see it clientside. You'll never be able to see it.

Reminder that literally anybody can steno

>>167154325
Reminder that you're cute

>>167155401
fuck off and steno a case

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Borscht?

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>brothel case

So is the server still alive? You still doing improv? Has anything interesting happened since burger grease and 32 nonlethal stab wounds?

>>167168569
Well, Lupa left.
Please ignore the rest of shitposts

>>167168569
Still alive. Still sort of doing improv, but people are making evidence so detailed that it's more of a guided improv than the improv of the old days.
Couple of good cases, couple of bad cases, some drama that isn't relevant if you didn't experience it yourself.

>>167168852
It's not like we don't have ideas to make the cases less guided and more improv.

>>167169005
There's ideas but people fall back on the tried and true 8-12 pieces of evidence with paragraph descriptions, det with a 2 hour CE, worthless wit 1, and final boss wit 2.

>>167149615
>>167148491
I don't like it either. I'll do it at some point.

>>167169115
>worthless wit 1, and final boss wit 2
That's what it was when I played back during summer 2 years ago. P fun.

>>167168852
Ignore this man, he's still obsessed with the idea that having details on evidence is bad and that we should return to the ideas of "haha no detective and mistrials all the time, it was great!" despite improv still being the norm on the server.

>>167177921
Yeah instead now we just have witnesses building walls higher than Trump Tower.

And when they're not listening to Pink Floyd's "The Wall" on loop then they're just shitposting.

>>167178265
>now we just have witnesses building walls higher than Trump Tower
That happened all the time 2 years ago too. It's not something new. Being a good witness used to be the most difficult and crucial part of a good case.

>>167178563
Yeah and it's amazing we still haven't revised any of the guides or anything to fix it.

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>>167178703
Dont mind me, just posting the very first version here (for comparision)

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>Attorney Online Vidya is offline
>Apparently its fine for everyone else

Any idea what's causing this

>>167179895
Have you clicked "connect"? It might show as offline in your favorites even if online.
Do you have something in your SD card slot?

>>167180127
Trying to connect from Favorites or the main server list doesnt seem to work
Dont have an SD card slot.

I actually lost connection mid case, and this has been happening since.

>>167179895
shadowban

>>167178897
I'm probably using tips from this when I witness this weekend.

plz indict me

>>167181817
I worried about such a prospect, but that seems most likely at this point.

Any way of finding out why/confirming I was banned? I only got the "Lost connection" message.

>>167182410
Go to the mod discord and ask

memes?

>>167177921
Except we just had a no detective case and it was fine.

>>167199159
That doesn't mean we get rid of them, this isn't hard to understand.

Area 2 getting testimony from Apollo Justice and his brother, Apollo Justice

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>this spongebob case
I hate you all.

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>it's a steno won't shut the fuck up case

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Plankton and Chrom

>>167214431
Here's your (you)

Daily reminder that stenographers that constantly intervene in the case are deWorste.

>>167222654
Definitely. Just do your job.

>>167222654
>>167223113
This, and I frequently steno.

>>167222654

Remember when Bailiffs used to jump in randomly?

Fuck that Maggey

NOT GUILTY

>>167227986
Meh

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>>167233093
Subtle.

New update is out!
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1qsbe90Y57vBXRMQo-X8D9VOa1h2c3eZbiJ5ReZ-WYMY/edit#
Mostly characters fixes, see the changes on the download doc.

We've had a few people apply late to applying for mod and I'm sorry to say we can't accept any more applications as we have already begun interviewing people.

In future if we are looking for more, please don't hesitate to apply.

Whatever happened to the Case poller?

Rip server

>>167245697

Oldbag is my waifu

What the fuck is the point of the new Barok folder if it's not on CSS and the old one's ini doesn't have the preanims?

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You can't have a short case.