/csgog/ - Counter Strike: Global Offensive General

So what kind of drugs do you think disco doplan uses usually?

LET'S GO SLAV TEAM #2

>>166752674
Ritalin

>buy rifles
>lose
>buy pistols
>win

nice meme gogurts

>>166752674
caffeine like a dumb normie

>>166752674
weed
lmao

why dont they just get computers that work?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thumper_(magic_trick)

Daily reminder that every team is cheating on LAN.

It wouldn't be hard at all to do this in CSGO. Put the thumper on the IGL. Simple call outs could be 1 thump = a 2 thumps = b, but obviously it could get much more in depth.

Why does Olaf look 400 years old

>>166752674
he looks like he enjoys a large rock of crack on a fairly regular schedule

>>166752674
shrooms AND acid
you have to be in some heavy shit to have a conversation with your dog

>>166752770
all these years playing with pronax will do that to you

>>166752770
why does everyone on VP looks like they're fifty?

https://clips.twitch
.tv/eleaguetv/DarkWoodcockKappa

What mouse is olofmeister using?

>cache
>dust 2

yeah 2-1 for fnatic, aim maps are on their favor

>>166752764
>IGL says what the other team is doing 10 seconds into the game
>Admin: "uhh that's a lil weird there is probably something up"

>>166752841
scream one
they know it as the best mouse in the worlds for csgo

>>166752801
no you don't

>>166752839
um, no they don't? Even taz doesn't look that old despite the meme

>>166752841
looks like a rival

holy fuck adren is on another level this tournament

/magog/ im watching audio on mobile and stream on pc 1 account am i more eligible for drops? steam is linked

>turn cheats on when you've lost the game
typical slavs, stupid

>>166752943
people only say taz is old because he's bald and ugly

>>166752973
rival 300 to be more precise

#anyonebutbrazil

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>>166752820
>>166752839
Is Olaf the wizard leading Fnatic to a 3-4 finish?

If I were NA adren id just change my name 2bh

what the fug are with these sounds?

>>166753014
>1 account

no lol

>>166753103
there was an update a few months ago

OUR TWINK ON B SITE

HOLDING IT LIKE A BOSS

>470k viewers

bots down or what

>>166753014
depends if you actually watch or not
they installed an eye movement detection device this major so they know if you're following the match or not

i want to fuck hobbit

>>166753151

that update didn't make the guns echo and sound too light

>>166753025
>and ugly
??????????????????????????

>>166753195
dosia was playing a tho

i'd spit roast hobbit with u lads

>>166753247
well maybe be more specific next time idort

Twist is fucking sick

>>166753293
I call first

>anal twist'd

-disco
+flusha

I don't know who to cheer for

>>166753247
you mean the normal sounds you get on a live stage with crowd and large arena space?

>>166753376
twisted fucking psychopath

Dicko delpan
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D
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why does eleague keep making these shitty meme shoops?

Why is fnatic replacing TWIST and dd again?

sorry for calling you guys reddo so much
i'm really insecure now that my doctor told me i need to lose weight before it becomes a health risk

The new sounds do suck ass though i miss the old rifle sounds

>>166753476
it's user submitted content that's only displayed to fill time

>>166753420
Gambit aka /ourguys/

do u think dosia gets a lot more of dough from the stickers thanks to the x god meme?

>g2
>g2
>g2
>g2
>g2

>>166753443
I'd let her piss on me, no tarpaulin

>>166752801
or, you know, just be schizo

that's the real way to be cool

>>166752903
lol, steel uses that one too

if someone told me scream endorsed a mouse I'd stay the fuck away

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>>166753551
I love women and I'm not ga--

>>166753546
depends on the contract tbqh

Technical problems: The tournament.

Bravo, Eleague.

>>166753467
disco is so bad

i feel sorry for him, being a stand in for NIP totally over inflated his stock.

That was legit clever, good job hiding the weps

>>166753638
she isnt much of a cutie
look at byun

>>166753559
what's the tarp for?

aim > brain

>>166753713
i liked ELEAGUE S2 when Cloud9 players were getting disconnected from the server literally every other round

>>166753787
keep the piss off the floor what else?

>Dosia flashing 5sec after everyone is dead
Kek. Every time. He's the worst team player.

>>166753787
collect the piss for easy transfer into sports drink bottles

can dosia let go of the shift key?

If Gambit wins i'll buy one of those bomber jackets.

>>166753864
wrong, going in without a flash is a strategy there on pistol buy since it is so common to play anti-flash as a T and wait for the flash sound

>yfw when flusha comes crawling back to fnatic, begging olof to take him back

>>166752841
rival 300, same as always

>>166754032
He bought the flash for that play, but he threw the flash too late.

>>166754159
nope, you throw the flash after the dry push

>>166754060
>begging
they will just kick donald duck out

>>166754229
He threw it after all 3 of his teammates had died.

zeus pls lol

gg fnatic

I hope dumbler dies

I hope the method of death is because anders had a heart attack and died on top of him and slowly crushes the life from dumbler

why the fuck is fnatic suddenly so goood

is this where the meme ends?

or can they comeback 2:1?

pls dont let it end on these filthy swedes ;-;

togglof

>>166754060
>"You have learned your lesson, son. Welcome back."
>JW crawls back, tears over his face
>"The pounds you weight, the months you wait."

whoever wins this, it's an easy game for astralis.
boring.
at least let's hope it won't be an all danish final.

>>166754060
-disco
+flush

and we have a top2 team not sure if he even needed to beg

>>166754409
sk > astralis

>>166754286
right. it's a risky play and it's easy to die but you're on a pistol buy anyway as it is so aggressive plays are the only way to go. sometimes it doesn't work.

>>166754354
hacking.

>>166754368
Fnatic vs VP/SK

yawn

>>166754409
>danes
>going past semis
lmao

https://twitter.com/Xyp9x/status/825076921675444225

LOL

>>166754372
disco togglan

>>166754434
maybe, but i'm talking about the semi

>>166754409
>implying they won't choke horribly

>>166754527
that guy's head freaks me the fuck out

>>166754554
toggle meister

why would they not ban cache against fnatic? that's a balls up

>>166754554
kek

>>166754554
not working for him though

>>166754527
wonder if richard lewis will have a scathing video criticising eleague's shitty tournament

hobbit is my boyfriend!

Twist doesn't play with sound

>>166754816
*girlfriend (male)

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>>166754354
> suddenly

>>166754852
They were really bad after the shuffle.

>5 Awps in play
M A D N E S S
A
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N
E
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>>166754843

Adren isn't even fucking good, he's just getting these super easy sprays

>>166754916
I'm still confused why it even happened. It didn't help anyone.

zeus - our meme master
hobbit - our twink
dosia - our x god
adren - our scarface
-mou

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>>166754997
if sprays are so easy why can't guardian do them?

>>166754354
Gambit and fnatic are the worst teams that made it to playoffs 2bh, fnatic are only slightly less shit

>>166755014
olof wanted to kick jw but flusha doesn't want to play without him

bennyS isn't even that good he just knows how to stop scope flick and fire

S A V A G E

>>166754990
yes

>>166755029

Mou is the eye candy

>>166755114
sure, hes a one trick pony, thats why he won a major :^)

>spam deagle
>get 1 headshot

>>166754997
yeah well so did zipnix9xXx and we all remember how that turned out

GOD DENNIS

Dennis is so fucking good with pistol.

dennis on the gear again bois

tegglis

Dennis toggle status: On

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>>166755089
and /magog/ say olof is their guy

>>166755254
too soon

>BUY PISTOLS

>zeus

>win both pistols, still losing

Gambit care to explain?

How do I stop myself from becoming an alcoholic?

-zeus when?

I need two more people for competive post steamid i'll add two of you

zeus silver?

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>tfw can't console hobbit

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when epic slav bro sways u

I'm really curious how much they value pronax bcus pronax is never going to do something like dennis just did.

>>166755347
drink so much you fuck up your liver

>That twist movement

VAC

our guy Nick Bunyun uploaded a new video

at least you made it to legends, gambit

>>166755347
Drink only disgusting tasting alcohol, like Jäger and other super sugary shitty drinks
you'll associate it with alcohol and not want to do it anymore

>>166755461
they value pronax as a cum dump

>>166755347
kill yourself

>dosia on 5 frags

twist is legit

>tfw I fell for the big strong slav meme

>>166755543
2:1 comeback

watch it

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>Doplan and the discobuscuits duoing with tanked on twist
>these dopers

can we just ban Ukraine from all cs tournaments?

let them have their own little shit league or whatever

1g

I got one more invite into eu comp send steamid

make a webm of the double 1g

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>two people dying to the same molly

>>166755750
zeus is the only ukrainian on gambit

@5783
sended ;)

>boot up some cs with speccy running to see how high my gpu and cpu temps get
>it says my cpu is getting to 97C

what the fuck do I do to cool this shit, that's ridiculous.

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>ppl chimp out when fnatic wins their map

>>166755939
clean your shit and replace thermal paste

post le what can i say meme

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>>166756000

>>166755865
i'm not sending my steam invite, I have never invited anyone from here before, you send

>>166756071
ty lad

>>166755939
verify the temp with another program before going crazy. sometimes speccy can get false sensor readings

Which pros come to or have come to /csgog/?

>tfw virtual.pro is our last hope

>>166756261
m0e

>>166756279
hoping for an Astralis vs VP final

>>166756279
its only the first map you shit. Gambit can still win don't fucking give up already

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>>166755974
dumb
>>166755939
speccy is not reliable, pic related

>>166756261
its the most irrelevant general on /vg/ desu

>>166756261
dad

>>166756331
they think this wasn't just x god trolling fnatic with hope

>>166755939
>speccy
stop using that shit
get hwinfo64

North can win against VP?

>>166756540
30%

>>166756540
depends what vp shows up but yeah higher chance than gambit winning vs fnatic

GIVE GAMBIT YOUR POWER!

>>166755939
you'd be able to tell physically with your nose if you were actually running that hot

>>166756540
absolutely

realistically it's like 55/45 for north

>>166756625
no

>>166756540
More like can anyone stop the danes?

>>166756625
\o/

>>166756540
could get 1 map if they pull their dicks out of each others arseholes

What kind of a nickname disco doplan is

>>166756702
leave lebbit

>>166756540
yes.

danes vs danes in the final

book it

nuke it

bet it

cum on it

>>166756540
depends if vp managed to get their hacks into the theater

who is the best player out of all the analysts/commentators?

>>166756759
he really should have just dropped half the name, either would be decent

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>>166756625
\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/

>>166756803
ynk by far

>>166756759
maybe doplan means something in swedish

>>166756803
ynk literally played in a team with NiKo the god

>>166756712
themself's

>>166756803
Best commentators: Sl4m and Strike or DDK and Black DDK if you don't know Russian.

Analysts: irrelevant.

How many cases lads? I got two so far - cache and overpass. On one account.

>>166756954
>slav reading comprehension

>>166756761
you first, faggot

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>>166756625
\o/

Lol what? Navi lost?

>>166756954
>sl4m

ok kiddo this is the time you are wrong

>>166756803
moses

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>>166756761
\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/

>>166757103
astralis walled hard

>>166756803
Semmler is Global Elite.

>>166757189
kys

>>166757128
This is a +18 board.

>>166757249
semmler pls, we can tell you've never touched the game

>>166756146
>>166756513
>>166756668

well realtemp is getting 70c with just the eleague stream and a youtube video going so I'm guessing with csgo it would also get to 90c+

I guess it's time to take this thing apart and go to work with the thermal paste

You can do it gambit.
Go EVERYTHING

I want to fuck hobbits ass

FUCK YEAH GAMBIT!

>>166757698
not so fast

did navi win?

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Did you know? Gambit used to be sponsored by Pringles.
http://gambit.gg/partners

just woke up lads

did Na'Vi win?

Why does Fnatic suck dick with pistols?

>>166757858
Yes, they did my Slavic brother

>>166757769
fuck yes! gambits off to a good start

>>166757852
damn dosia used to look like THAT?

>>166757858
No they got rekt by astralis

>zeus finally gets a kill
>it's on a guy defusing the bomb

well done i guess

>>166757858
how could they win without zeus?

disco please go back to a tier 3 team

are there even 100 people in the audience

>>166758406
Hey, Pepsi is T2

It's weird to imagine how thick dosia's dongus is

>>166756803
Henry G and Moses

How do we get Device to choke again? Only Gambit and VP should be allowed to win.

poor twist

that fat kids shitty dab

based gobbit

BAITED BY DOSIA

dosia savage

>dosia
>zeus sacrifice

they can't lose this game after this

they are russian but look like asians?

1-0 evolutionists

HAHAHAHAH

>>166756803

ynk > moses > henrygay

>>166758932
only 1 Russian on the team

>>166758932
Dosia - Russian
Zeus - Ukranian
Mou, Adren, Hobbit - Kazakh

>>166758932
3 of them are Kazakh you dingus

Gambit practiced memepass against Astralis a lot

they got this Ez

>>166759078
are you dupreeh?

fuck yeah Gambit!

Gambit going to win this major

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>>166759158
im warden

Waiting on my big daddy dosia souvenir drop desu

>fagnatic

our guys will win Dust2

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i wish i was dosia. just a fat autistic ugly fuck playing cs professionally but not even being good at it

>>166759421
Sk already won it yesterday wtf

>>166759436
fount the mad fagnatic fan

>>166759436
Instead youre just a fat autistic ugly fuck who is too bad for pro play.

>>166759436
dosia is a fucking cs legend m8

dont talk shit https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDbiSJFUj9c

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>>166759517
i actually root for gambit
i genuienly envy dosia

>You will never be as fat and rich as Dosia so you can just eat and no give a fuck because it's too late

>"Exceptional read"

>>166759745
it's not like he's done the exact same movement and checked the smoke whenever they've been clearing out party

oh wait, he has

>>166759352
send me a CoL jersey my dude

Why does the audio sound so bad for in game?

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>>166759710

how to fix fnatic
-disco
+flusha as an igl

what SK player would fit better into any other team?
I mean, do you think they could play with non brazilian players?

>ywn be baited by dosia

>>166760034
fox :-)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1tJE22xIpY

>>166760034
Fallen and Coldzera would do great in every team

>>166760158
https://youtu.be/OShTlAeBTxI

>>166760034
taco is said to be great team player

how tall is Dosia?

>>166760257
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-VVnhwB4Gw

If Fnatic wins pistol and the first gun round, we still have a game on our hands.

>>166760363
reddit

Getting reset on CT is super annoying, can't get a proper buy off ever

just spare me more overpasses.. i can't fucking take anymore of this trash map.

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boipucci

>>166759698
same Dosia has the life just keep getting fat looking ugly as fuck

hobbit looks llike that autist asian in hangover

>>166760386
reddit starting to use a chin meme doesn't make it reddit lad

>>166760487
Nah

why is overpass so t sided wtf

If Fnatic tie it up at 13-13, we've got a game on our hands.

>>166760657
uhm? reddo?

>>166760657

AK is too op

disco is so bad what the fuck

>UMP
>balanced

Gambit will beat Astralis in the finals
screencap this

If Fnatic win 11 rounds in a row, we have a gameon our hands.

>Zeus, superior strategy
>Adren, superior fragging
>Hobbit, superior hairy feet
>mou, superior point and click
>Dosia, superior sweaty rolls

Is it even possible to stop Gambit?

>>166760873
thank mr richard

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>>166760848
but they meet on semis

what was dosia looking at?

>>166760848
they meet in the semis

>>166760873
Thank you Richard

>>166760979
thinkin bout that X

don't upload no twerk video im just gonna beat my meat to it

>>166760848

Fucking retard kys Just joking, sorry

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>>166760848
stupid

If Fnatic bring this to Overtime, we'll have a game on our hands.

>>166760293
6'9

stop bullying boostmeister

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bog off fnatic

How's fnatic on D2?

is adren a burn victim?

>>166761175
gambit is the ultimate bogpill

>>166761175
The team that saved Europe

>>166761245
not bad

csgo is easy

>>166761245
cache is pretty similar to dust 2, unfortunately for /ourguys/ gambit

>>166761175
QUICK RUNDOWN

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another map with anders and semmler

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why is my boy Van playing csgo for some slav team instead of doing gay bondage porn?

-seized
+zeus

Adren will go 30-7 in Dust2
Disco Doplan will go 0-2-19

>>166761245

16-0 against LG (SK) never forgetti

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>>166761283

>that star of david on the ceiling
really makes you think

who fatter dosia or hiko??

POST YO PREDICTIONS FOR DUST 2

16-12 for Fnatic

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>>166761390
>in contact with aliens
>rumoured to possess psychic abilities
>said to be violent and intimidating in private
>own castles and banks all over the world
>rothschilds bow to the Bogdanoffs
>own several nuclear plants
>learned fluent French in less than 48 hours
>ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon the Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
>own basically every DNA & genetic research facility on Earth
>first designer babies will be Bogdanoff babies
>rule France with an iron but fair fist
>scientists pointed a telescopic array at the source of the 'bog bang' that created our universe
>this is what they heard: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46kAzBMJpEk [Embed] [Open]
>kept the electric car down for decades so they could release their own car based on string theory to the market
>currently at war with Elon Musk because of this.
>sabotaged his spacex rocket because they will fund the first (the first official one - they've already been to mars many times) manned flight to mars in their own initiative in a few years
>will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)
>the big red phone in the Kremlin is a direct line to the Bogdanoff manor
>the last person who missed a call was Mikhail Gorbachov. He resigned and fled the country in fear and the Bogdanoffs destroyed the Soviet Union in a fit of rage
>own nanobot facilities everywhere in the galaxy
>own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
>if you're reading this right now, you most likely have BogdabotsTM flowing through your body
>both brothers said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff

You're welcome

>>166761629
u

>>166761629
hiko is fatter

and balder

if i buy a 40 cent skin and put 75 cents worth of esports stickers on them when they go on sale to make a budget "souvenir" for the competitive weapon slots will i get bullied ingame?

>>166761629
Guardian

>>166761882
>skins
either bet them or fuck off

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can our guys do it on d2?


>>166761629

>>166761831
wtf it's clearly 1 how could you get undefined

>>166762078
the answer is 9 idiot

>>166762078
Its 9

>>166761736
Gambit 16:-1

>>166761882
no, but you will get bullied here

>>166762078
Please be bait

>>166761629
Hiko is way fatter
Way way balder
Much worse skill than dosia

Really he has nothing on Dosia. He's just a fat bald NA neverbeen who should in all honesty kill himself

>>166762141
>>166762187
Retard alert!

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>>166761990
>>166762203

when is vp playing?

>dust2

rip gambit

STOP BANNING COBBLESTONE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

reminder that im fucking redpilled and have extreme opinions

>>166762472
Cobble is a shit map

>>166762364
when they finish

>>166762536
>>>/pol/

>shake it off shake it off

what did semenler mean by this?

>>166762472
You aren't getting drops anyway.

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Sweating like a pig and impulse downloading 100gb of JAV because I'm so nervous about this match. Please close it out, Fnatic.

Friendly reminder that you should off yourself if you play at 4:3 unless you actually have a 4:3 monitor

>Gambit using Bogdan's principle of AWPs

>bogdan's law

>>166762632
>>>/reddo/

>he betted on gambit
holy frick lmao your skines will be appreciated

adren threw that with the smoke push

it was a nice try, gambit

I know twitch chat is absolute cancer, but seeing BOGDAN getting spammed for 2 minutes is actually funny

Now that they arent carrying jw, i dont like that krimz is cheating baka

>>166762731
What an absolute cutie.

nice throw gambit

Adren 006, only player who can save them.

>>166762587
im not even watching though?

The ppl in CS:GO who never STFU about stats have no mathematical background in the field and fail to acknowledge sample size.

GAMBIT and AdreN need our power

The Swedes can't win

\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/

>>166763258
Sample size is a meme.

>>166763428
fuck off

Twist is legit scary fucking good

>twist

>>166763482
>>>/r/reddo

i thought twist was trash? wtf was that?