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>Old Thread
>>166703976
>disliking Janko
The ultimate reddo filter
1st for traps aren't gay
I WANT THE BBDDK
boipussi
who virgin here
>slavs
first for hobbit
kick simple
>>166740348
>found
silvers not allowed
>clapping for a man sitting down
americlaps everyone
>>166740430
fat 27 years old neet with a small and soft dick here.
find the reddos
>>166740408
traps are gay
FACT
>>166740525
new
>>166740408
this desu
>>166740408
feminine men aren't strictly gay
you wanting to fuck them in the ass is
>>166740463
he picked it up 2 seconds into that webm
>>166740408
>not wanting to be gay
it's 2017
Device with the """"""""""""""""""""""""""""RANDOM""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" shot through smoke headshot???!
>>166740630
just great gamesense
:^)
>>166740430
slim 21 years old neet with a big dick here
>2016+1
>believing in Na'vi
kek
>not even p250
why
>>166740695
post it
>>166740579
WR ONG
>>166740552
you wish, fucking delusional faggot
People who picked Na'Vi to win the major has completely fucked their Pick'Em. Thank god I dodged that by picking Fnatic.
>>166740729anon that's inappropriate. but it's 7 inches and curved slightly
>>166740906
curved which direction?
this round rofl
navi pls
navi lost
no one else to blame but themselves
like that FREE FUCKING ROUND
IDI NAHUI
All awpers are shit now except Fallen who is legitimately hacks. What the fuck happened?
>>166741000
Olof isn't 20 anymore
>>166741000
fallen can do more damage with a scout than these others with an awp desu baka
Will 2018 be Na'Vi's year?
>tfw no flamie gf
>>166741000
>hurr durr hacks
>>166741150
stfu silver boy
>>166741076
nigga he could probably do more damage with a deagle thanks to his cheats
>>166741150
he was a shit, washed up player who was an igl of a shit region and I'm supposed to believe that 2 years later he's the best in the world at the age of 25?
Another game ruined by OP awp.
Device is actually ridiculous
hmmm they chose me as top3 on the ranking for some reason i better start cheating now
>>166741120
2020
great the device wank show can begin starring thoorin
Device plays his awp like a rifle and it works.
Oh and
>walls
device in the right place at the right time. Turns around just in time every time. Multiple lucky shots through smoke. Such a good player.
>>166741150
>>166741237
that's really not saying much
if your hacks are good enough you can win with usp against a full rifle team
>Device has one good tournament every couple of months
>BEST PLAYER IN THE WORLD
I'm getting really sick of this. Olof was literally the best for like a year straight.
God damn I hope Astralis wins soon so that we can watch our boys play.
>simple
simple<
it's over folks
What if everyone cheats
>>166741329
ridiculously blatant with the cheats yeah
>>166741429
then nobody does
who is going to beat SK now
these chokers wouldn't do shit
>>166741429
What if the major is scripted?
>>166741469
deep :)
>>166741373
pretty sure someone did a video on this showing how Device was playing amazing every tournament, just sometimes his time play shit
no lower bracket?
>>166741429
>he doesnt know
rip my pickems
*puts a guardian sticker on my 30 cent awp skin*
>>166741150
http://wiki.teamliquid.net/counterstrike/FalleN/Results#Detailed_Results
irrelevant for his entire fucking life, playing cs for 12 years and he can suddently preaim and aimlock on people now?
where was he before?
fuck off favela apologists, fucking cancer of the community
fucking kick edward
SLAVS?
SLAVS?
SLAVS?
*puts edward stick on for 1 pence*
>>166741537
csgo is a huge esports m8 we can't afford loser brackets
>doubting Thorin
is gla1ve the best igl in the game right now?
fuck off edward
WTF IS HAPPENING!?!
>edward
how why
>>166741643
maybe its difficult to be a relevant when living in a shithole and all tournaments being 10k kilometres away
>>166740960left
>>166741643
Not even just FalleN, pretty much everyone on SK came out of fucking nowhere and they're suddenly the best players in the world.
If you were a poor fuck from a favela and you had a chance to support your family by playing a video game, would you cheat? Yeah you probably would, it makes sense.
this was rather unfortunate for astralis
>>166741652
>>166741683
>>166741776
>>166741826
what did he do
i can only watch on livebot because of evening shift
fuggg
im fucking done with this shit major
rampant cheating
rampant throwing
terrible "banter"
constant delays
>people think just because simple and flamie were getting 4 kills every round on dust2 vs vp that na'vi is good
Guardian is a hack, Edward is totally emasculated from playing some sorta support role and seized is a joke.
>navi has unironically no eyes on mid/connector
am i supposed to believe they're THIS dumb and that it's not scripted?
Guardian prob has the worst AWP positioning
>Na'Vi
more like CRUMBLE'VI HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
>>166741516
vp will lose to north
>>166742057
If they do they might as well just give SK the title already.
>>166742057
>north astralis final
>>166741983
>le surprisingly aggressive man
>no longer surprising after he does it EVERY FUCKING TIME
What a fucking hack. He got famous as a good awper because he does such retarded offensive peeks people never expect it. Now he's being exposed.
>>166741885
except favela people just go play soccer, they probably dont even have a computer
coldzeras dad has a company with dozens of emplyees and fallen speaks english pretty well so he probably went to a private school
You do know there's well off people in third world countries right
s1mply ebin xD
You've all been duped, Denmark isn't a real country
Astralis isn't real
Na'vi are playing against bots
Another game ruined by OP awp.
>>166742043
nice
>>166741845
he wasnt having problems attending tournaments before, he is just a shit player with cheats
Believe in /our guys/ gambit
>navi luck into 2 awps
this fucking script
>>166742103
jesus christ pls no
COMEBACK LADS
flamie mad
navis last hope
>>166742193
>not realizing that /our guys/ godsent will make a late stage comeback
When will this shit end I want to sleep
Will Navi get eliminated if they lose this?
>>166742278
>navis only hope there ever was
ftfy
>>166742153
>Ukraine is a real country
ummm, hoholtards?
>>166742260
C H O K E
H
O
K
E
FUCK YEAH LADS
>>166742260
>12 / 14
>13 / 14
>COMEBACK
Man I thought /d2g/ and /lolg/ were bad but at least they actually enjoy their esports. Why do you guys even spend your time watching if it's all le hacks/scripts?
>>166742338
Yes
YESS YESS
GO FUCKING SLAVSHITS
>>166742338
yes, expect a win
>choke'vi vs chokestralis
what a clown fiesta desu
>asstralis choking again
fuck
>>166742163
Hahahah Nigga How The Fuck Is AWP Being OP Real just Throw A Smoke Like Nigga Just Throw A Flash Haha
>>166742358
Ukraine? You mean east-russia?
>>166742297
>every team found to be cheating
>except godsent
>winners by default
SLOW AND STEADY
NAVIA CUMMING BACK
>>166742367
nys
>>166742367
its a meem to keep dum reddos like u out
FUCK ME DANEKEKS WHY COULDNT YOU 16-12 THIS
FUCK ME
I LOST MY ENTIRE BANK ACCOUNT
>guardian
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>166742367
ignore the kids spouting reddit memes
>>166742421
>EAST
read a map dude
guardian just lost them the game
and then guardian decides to throw
LMAO play of the tournament
time to kick Guardian and make s1mple the main awper
>GUARDIAN
>guardian
HAHAHAHHAHA
>>166742312
>Living in japan
>>166742367
Don't be fooled. This is by far the worst general on this whole side
what the fuck was guardian thinking
does he think they're on the lead
>>166742367
>csgog is a hivemind
also it's a meme you dip
>>166742479
I'm american, I don't need to
THROW
WHAT
WHAT
HOLY FUCK YES S1MPLE
CLUTCH
FUCK ME
>ASTRALIS
ASTRALIS
>ASTRALIS
ASTRALIS
>ASTRALIS
ASTRALIS
>ASTRALIS
ASTRALIS
>ASTRALIS
ASTRALIS
>ASTRALIS
ASTRALIS
>ASTRALIS
ASTRALIS
>ASTRALIS
ASTRALIS
>ASTRALIS
ASTRALIS
>ASTRALIS
ASTRALIS
What the fuck is guardian doing? is he straight up retarded? why the fuck would you jump out of window with an awp?
ASStralis CHOKING
>not running with knife
Lmao.
s1mply epic xD
>this round
literally what
>that plant
Device confirmed retarded.
IT'S FUCKING
S
1
M
P
L
E
>>166742367
Nobody actually thinks this is scripted. It's a meme
Accusations of cheats are always prominent, hard to disprove
CHOKEEEEEE
S 1 M P L E
1
M
P
L
E
I DONT KNOW WHO IS CHOKING WHO ANYMORE
CHOKING DANES
this fucking map
S C R I P T E D
DAYLIGHT ROBBERY DAN
>inb4 simple gets a graffiti because of the fanboys
BASED S1MPLE
>this game
YES FUCKING SIMPLE
good old danish choke
PLEASE BABY OT
SIMPLE SAVES THE ROUND AGAIN
>>166742367
i only watch because of habit desu
this general is reddit though
I want a Danish gf who likes to be choked
CAN GUARDIAN ACTUALLY HIT
WHY WOULD HE PLANT THERE
WTF
>flamie goes mad
>claws back the lead
>simple applies the finish
Told you cunts its just the two of them carrying shitters.
S 1 M P L E
HE ALWAYS WAS OUR GUY GOTARDS
DO YOU BELIEVE
ASStralis always with the stupid plays
WTF LMAO
ASTRALIS WONT CHOKE THEY SAID
>dupreeh
NOOB XYP9X
BASED SLAVS
WHAT WAS THAT SPRAY??? HE HAD IT GIFTED TO HIM
MY FUKIG DIKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
>the city of Xyp9x
>SHITNIX
SHITNIX
>SHITNIX
SHITNIX
>SHITNIX
SHITNIX
s1mple geometry :DD
they really jumped the shark with this script
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK WHAT THE FUCK ASTRALIS WHAT THE FUCK
>pro player
>cant spray
FACKING LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
HAHAHAHAHAHA XSHIT
HOLY FUUUUUUUUCK
14-10
to
14-16
kill yourself danes
honestly, kill yourselves.
>ALL THOSE FATTIES
HAHAHAHAH AMERICANS
>oy m8 ima try to sick random spray two guys
>wee shit game no luck
deserved
at this point astralis doint it on purpose. they have a good living anyway
>they line up
>manage to somehow kill the second guy but not the first
Xyp9x with the quality plays
my fucking heart is racing
That fuckin spray, how this retard is a pro player.
>xyp9x
>>166742751
He can hit the mcdonalds pretty often I'd reckon
>xyp9x noobs out on a basic spraydown that mgs could probably get
lmoa
im convinced theyre both trying to throw
>simple with the perfectly to the second timed bomb planter kill to secure the win
HAHAHAHAHAHA SILVER SPRAY
na'vi with cheats win map2
amount of people surprised: 0
Did anyone clip the whiff?
I could have fucking hit that spray. Just fucking burst them down, mate. What the hell was that shitty crouch spray. Xyp9x on suicide watch if they lose now.
>xyp9x
I'm pretty sure he hits the ladder during the spray
>Danish choke
Device should leave that shit team, he's too good to play with faggots
lmao asstralis has no chance on dust
It would be unreal if NaVi win map 3 after that incredible F3 tier choke the danes did.
>have to draw retarded spray pattern upside down question marks
>even professional no life players who practice 10 hours a day cant master it
Why do people still play this shit RNG game?
>they just rush in, line up, dont even check common angles
>manages to fuck up
jesus fucking christ
WHIFF9X
>na'vi players lined up perfectly
>can't spray
hahahahaha
fucking asstralis
even though navi won im still triggered that edward didnt fucking use his molotov when they were aproaching the site 2v1
he couldve eliminated 1 spot but fuck nah lets walk in and not check all corners
g-guys
I bet on astralis
am I fucked
>>166743015
Makes it even worse, just means this retard wasn't even able to stand still during a spray.
Guardian should take a bullet for S1mple for saving them that game.
please kick xyp9x
>>166743002
>mate
Stay put, silver.
Damn, if it was Shroud, he would have gotten that spray easily
>>166742957
from hltv
https://clips.twitch tv/eleaguetv/GoodGrouseVoHiYo
>>166743015
pure nervousness
even the kill that he got was kinda lucky
>>166743142
>not flamie
When it was like 14-10 or something they were absolutely shitting the bed and flamie started raping left and right
NAVI
NAVI
NAVI
ONE MORE GUYS
DUST 2 LET'S DE_DO IT
>challenging russians on dust2
Byebye Astralis, it's been fun.
It's like challenging an indian on a street shitting contest.
>inb4 Ukraine
No, ruski shit cyka blyat vodka putin rush b no stop
>>166743121
HOW MUCH
O
W
M
U
C
H
>>166743015
>They are so sure he's CT that Edward has his knife out
>seized doesn't check under balc or even think about palace OR ramp.
Edward and Seized were shit this map. Very lucky.
>>166743121
Yeah, I bet on them too fucking hell
>>166743016
average reddoter
This should have been over already and we should have been hyping up our boys Fnatic playing. Fucking hell.
>>166743089
>>166743015
>>166743098
>>166743098
yup, fucking smoke, HE and a fucking moly
they got SO SO SO fucking lucky holy fuck and im rooting for these slavshits
lmao you retard xyp literally outplayed them by showing Edward that he ran to triple boxes, and while they were down at middle going up to connector where they can't see the site, he ran back to balcony.
He then whiffs the spray because the lineup unluckily didn't go perfectly which made the further back guy die first and fucking up his adjustment ( he might have hugged the ladders as well which would have screwed his spray but I can't be sure about that).
Xyp played that to perfection but got unlucky at the end.
>>166743201
hello reddo
>>166743206
there was good odds, so not much
>>166743129
moving while crouching is actually more accurate than standing still
so its not so bad
>>166743285
hello chili pepper
>>166743142
S1mple also lost them a couple of rounds
that peeking on 1v2 was super stupid
>>166743052
That had absolutely nothing to do with RNG, even I could get that spraydown. AK spray is just about the easiest things to master that is supposed to take skill in CS.
Fucking american crowds are the worst, here and at columbus they give me cancer every time.
SHUT THE FUCK UP AND PLAY DUST2
I WANT TO SLEEP
>moses
do people like this moron
>>166743342
but columbus crowd was pretty cool
>singing hey hey hey goodbye when fnatic were about to lose vs astralis match point
>people in suits trying to act professional
>talking about a game
LOL
>>166743434
NA crowds are too loud and act like theyre at an American football match
П O T H A Я
К A T К A
>>166743407yeah, I mean...
>>166743407
If you consider redditors people.
>>166743201
>muffled turkish music mixes with the microphone static noise
>"analysts" so clearly fucking biased for astralis
lmao what a joke
>>166743396
It's 1 pm my dude.
Richard is a meme
>>166743497
get back in the queue you meek cunt
>>166743541
he is a no life NEET loser
OC
>>166743098
I think he was expecting whiff9x to plant for some spot like ramp and then camp there. Not that stupid to hold onto the molotov for that. There are like 15 spots he could've cleared with it, saving it for the defuse is the way better option imo
Is gfuel even that good
kinda looks like it tastes like shit
Valde for shitn9x when?
>>166743541
>living in the past
>>166743593
that neck tho...
i like how NA'VI has those yellow old navy fleece jackets for their team that make them look like yellow turtleneck wearing slavic fishermen who play in a counterstrike team
or alternatively five in a hospital wearing neck braces who just got really good at this one game they had on the pc's there.
>>166743551
t. chad who cant undertand the intellectual game of counter strike
Who else /nodrop/ here?
that neckbeard dude on navi looks like the giant bomb guy's younger brother.
cant wait for navi vs vp
>>166743720
No he doesn't.
sirscoots is a pedo
Post yfw you're not Xypn9x.
>>166743695
i want to end my life
>>166743282
>>166743098
He had no reason to use them because the "knew" xyp9x ran to triple boxes, edward saw it while jumping down, but xyp timed it perfectly and went back to balcony.
>>166743683
>hes probably still masturbates
>>166743695
I've been using livestreamer, not sure if that's why I haven't gotten anything.
>>166743695
here f.am, only missed like 4 games
i dont have smurfs though
>>166743630
of course not. live healthy and have energy or eat shit that gives you energy. both cant work
>>166743608
lets count angles you have to worry about when approaching A from connector
>jungle - they knew it was clean
>A main - they knew it was clean because of where the bomb was planted
>sandwich - same here
that leaves ninja, palace, shadow and ct
with a smoke and molotov he can eliminate 2 of those, then there are 2 of them with 2 angles left to watch and if they smoke off ct and moly ninja they can safely peek shadow together, if its clean, get on defuse and 2nd player guards palace
these are supposed to be pro players who think 3 steps ahead and work together
I'm glad scoots is having fun.
Still wish he was on the desk though.
How long until some neckbeard comes and start shooting up the crowd?
scoots is a manlet ROFL
what the fuck is wrong with scoots eyes
>>166743695
Watching the twitch steam, but I feel like I won't get shit unless I watch the GOTV
stop bullying X9pn9x
thanks
>>166743662
When i first saw the small profile pics ingame i thought they were choking themselves
>>166743901
Don't judge, but he's pretty sexy.
>>166743803
this meme has gona way too far
OMGScoots
Scoots is a nice dad
How much coke do you think scoots is doing right now
>players union
fucking commies
reee
>arms race between matches
Is there anything more infuriating than fucking arms race?
>using the word epic unironically in 2017
if semmler is casting the finals I'm not watching james and ddk are the best duo
>>166743695
>>166743819
I watched about 6 or 7 games in total now and got a drop
>>166743998
grandpa you mean
>>166744118
hi reddo
fucking interviewer annoying cunt
>>166744046
>unions
>government
le clueless American who knows literaly nothing about anything ever detected
>guardian
fuck off
post best casters
>guardian
>>166743407
No, this cunt literally has nothing important to say. It's all filler like "this team needs to win as many rounds as possible". Literally the John Madden of CS:GO.
t. Amerifat
>bet on noobvi to win map 1
>rolled
>bet on shitralis to win map 2
>choke
nice
nice
nice
nioce
nice
cneincencancaioop132r1re12r asfas
FUCKBGIBNG FUCK THESE TEAMS
>>166744163
Get cancer and die.
>Edward
retire when?
Wow, guardian is literally a bot
why does guardian play like a nova?
holy fuck that pistol is next level
>buy kevlar
>still get rekt by glawks
>>166744118
I want to suck the cocks of James and DDK
Semmler and the fat ugly fuck Anders are reddit-tier
HenryG and Sadokist are just 'lol homosexual innuendo' cuckery
>opens with 4k in pistol
You gotta hand him to him, nerves of steel
>>166744338
t.silver
>>166744321
>why does guardian play like a nova?
to much masturbate
GLAWKS
>>166744387
he plays clutches very well most of the times
that mirage fuck up was really extraordinary from him tbqh
>>166744283
Why even bet on maps when you don't know them before hand
>>166744321
the awp is a crutch
UMP NERFS WHEN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
based s1mple
Orp > Big Green Gun > Ayy double you pee
>>166744382
Semmler is fine, but I agree that DDK+Black DDK is god tier
zzzz fucking hell
>>166744682
>Semmler is fine
hello reddo
guardian? more like master guardian lol
>>166744734
>he doesnt rate semenler aka cummler
>>166744734
Call me reddo all you want, Coffee and semmler is comfy
>>166744490
but i do
>>166744734
you are the reddo here reddo
>>166744785
+1
>>166744807
+1
>>166744749
hahaha my name is jeff
Guardian is dragging this team down holy FUCK.
FULL TILT
>>166744734
>>166744785
>>166744807
>>166744867
Ohayou, reddit.
>not knowing that semmler is reddit
hello /r/the_donald
>300 dollar pistol beats 2 rifles
>astralis flashing their teammate
>buy rifles
>lose
>buy pistols
>win
nice game you got there gotards
>>166745034
Konbanwa, 8gag.
VAC
dust 2 middle is such a retarded fucking idea, possibly getting killed every round just for playing B is retarded
>guardian killing edward
>NaVi had 3 convincing wins
>suddenly they're choking on dicks
>>166745101
>skill wins games over equipment
who would've thought, lad
WTF ARE YOU DOING GUARDIAN
>1-1-5
FUCKING HELL GUARDIAN
>guardian team attacking
gla1ve gets so many fucking smoke kills and perfect calls it sure is suspicious
>guardian
FUCK YOU.
what is this game
>guardian
>missing easiest of shots
it's time to stop
>GUARDIAN OF YOUR SKINES
JESUS
FUCKING
CHRIST
why Guardian
I dont want your career to be over you cute little bastard
GUARDIAN
GET
IT
TOGETHER
>guardian
>danes
>we'll never know if he tagged his teammate
>would have shown up as an assist when dupreeh killed him
have these people never played the game
>>166745371
hes the igl, hes really smart
>badian
based mp7
post the guardian pasta
the one where it says "...nigga dope as fuck..." etc etc
>>166745552
he didn't hit him for enough health for an assist
he shot him in the leg
>buys mp7 by mistake
>it's the p-pc's f-fault!
wew
>>166745552
He legged him for less than 50, retard.
>8:30 pm and it's still first match
I have work tomorrow hurry
still no drop :(
how to beat astralis
1. buy pistols
>>166745101
IT NEVER FAILS
what is wrong with zipnix
>>166745685
>unironically being a slav
oh s1mple that was filthy.
S1MPLE
A
GOD
>>166745807
Whiter than you
>have 1 awp
>win
Another game ruined by OP awp...
>>166745749
2. have zipnix9x cover your back
>>166745807
t. Swedegolian
>simple doesnt ch-
HAHAHADHAHAHAH WHAT THE FUCK VALVE, HOW MUCH MORE OBVIOUS DOES HE HAVE TO BE
why do they keep pausing wtf
>it was scheduled for fnatic and gambit to start an hour ago
>there wasn't even any ot
great
american
majors
>>166745812
I missed it, did he kill him from mid when he was crossing spawn?
WHY ISN'T S1MPLE THE MAIN AWPER OF NAVI AGAIN?
>>166745741
what does nl mean?
>>166745960
not live
Is anyone else here watching Russian stream? Their sound is busted.
>>166745884
>>166745849
>implying I would know that timezone if I didn't live in it myself
бeйтeд
>>166745957
were there always so many fuccbois in this thread?
FLAMIE GOD
Fucking Flamie stop cheating
>next game is casted by muh pins general burger & memler or hi im gay henry & edgelord
welp at least there's gotv
>>166746002
slavlife
>>166745681
it's 41 for an assist, retard
>>166745957
because guardian, as bad as he is with the awp, is still much better than he would be with rifles and better than any other player they could get
that baby
>>166746105
go back to reddo
the choke man himself
>>166746105
>he's gonna watch next game instead of sleeping
>>166746002
Starladder one?
I just checked and it's fine for me.
GUARDIAN I SWEAR ON ME MUM
5k decoy
>>166746113
who's the guy on the left? not even joking.
>>166745685
>working on saturdays
How's life in the white homeland?
>miss all awp shots
>randomly shot couple pistol bullets while moving
>get a kill
>>166746105
henry is cool
>no cajunb to throw the game for my bet
fugg
pls go go slavi
>redditors trying to fit in by using my reddo meme
So easy to spot.
>>166745957
because le guardian meme.
how do we fix astralis
>>166746227
eh he's playing right now dude
>>166746247
I used to like him but idk for some reason he's annoying me this tourney.
>>166746105
i like Memler and Sadokist.
I'm gonna shit my pants in frustration when Astralis lose this match. Who with me?
why aren't females playing in this tournament?
is ELEAGUE run by misogynists, do they not want to promote equality and show that females have a voice?
>>166746371
we don't
just close the org
>>166746371
Put a memeworthy player on the team. Right now they're just flat boring.
>faggot danes choking.
That S1mple clutch really fucked them.
>>166746440
biting satire my friend
>>166746440
because this is zone of equality and female players are garbage
no free pussypasses here
>>166746440
it's better than a whole separate tournament just for le grills no?
>baited
>>166746387
o-oh
don't sway me epic slav bro
>>166746440
>xDDDD
fuck off
>>166746201
There's an overload on some frequencies. Their sound is too loud.
get fucked devee
what the fuck is astralis doing?
This was supposed to be a 2-0..
>5 hp between 2 players
Fug
>>166746712
they forgot they entered the same match as s1mple
>>166746695
losing to cheaters
>>166746712
>he didnt read the updated script
>>166746695
what is navi doing?
>>166746712
>implying Thorin is ever wrong
>>166746712
>2-0'ing s1mple
>>166746810
winning
>>166746712
>sweeping a team where s1mple is playing
>and the rest
black ddk u cheeky fuk
>GUARDIAN CLUTCHING
FINALLY BRUH.
gg fuck you asstralis
GORD
why the fuck did kjaerbye peak there holy fuck
it was 3v2 for asstrails
3 people from Astralis going in 1 by 1 for the retake. Nice.
>replaying kjaerbye's 10 aimlocks
Astralis can still win right?
GUARDIAN IS BACK BABY
why is flamie taking a long range duel vs usp when he could simply hide and have 2v1. im confuse
flamie is so fucking blatant, kills one, instantly aimlocks on another
lol just say triple k you weak fuck
>>166747097
nah, it's over
>>166747123
can black ddk stop doing the "closed casket funeral" thing? it's getting a bit old.
How do you jump on the box next to the upper tunnle entrance from b side?
>buy rifles
>lose
>buy pistols
>win
NOT
LIKE
THIS
>>166747208
jump crouch and strafe
>>166747239
HAHAHAH SIMPLE JUST RUNNING WITH GLOCK NOT GIVING A FUCK
>>166747218
Happens way too many times
>>166747208
jump from stairs, strafe, crouch
>>166747218
>Overpass> no utility, NaVi lose 2nd round as T
>Mirage> lots of utility, NaVi win 2nd round as T
>Dust2> no utility, Navi lose 2nd round as T
>>166747208
thats probably the easiest jump in the game just jump right from the stairs
Based James
whenever a commentator says glock i hear cock
am i gay
>death by papercuts
>100th time he's said it this major
>>166747280
>strafe
? How does this help
>>166747459
strafing correctly gives you speed
>>166747459
are you silver or never played any source game ever
>>166747425
>>166747350
>>166747280
Thanks
THANK YOU BASED S1MPLE GOD
>s1mple
FUCK YES
S1MPLE MY BOY!!!!
>seized
>seized
wew
HOW DO YOU LOSE THAT KJARBYE PLEASE KYS
S1MPLE
HOW MANY TIMES
>seized jumping without looking
>>166747589
The latter
>seized
WTF
dude just run up short through smoke lmao
gud one navi
>he only has a UMP that is not good at range
pfft haha okay dan
what the fuck was that tactic, navi
>this round
welp gg navi literally gave them it
SLAVI IS FINISHED
what the fuck
is this a fucking silver mm match I'm spectationg
JUST
>Ump is not good at range
Don't they watch their own streams or what?
seized throwing
Is twitch kill?
>>166747824
>>166747861
It's not good against AKs at range.
>>166747890
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUSeavsM7c0
>>166747890
Yeah, reloaded by accident and not working anymore, watch on youtube
sicke replay of ap killing glocks on long range
I hate when Na'vi plays because their matches are always half an hour longer than normal games
>>166747850
The overall level this major is pretty low
Still entertaining as fuck and the format is great imo
>>166747941
not him, but cheers mate. was having the same problem.
>>166747941
>>166747890
>>166747956
>>166748020
I'll take your drops then. Thanks.
>>166747890
cleaning internet cache and cookies solved the issue here
gg.
Navi please ;_;
NAVI TILT
Twitch working again
>simple buying head armor on eco
>simple not doing a free plant
can na take this shitter back
>simple doesn't hit silver shots with his deagle
LMAO
10/10 photoshop
Where were you when you realized that it wasn't s1mple that was carry Liquid, but Liquid that was carrying s1mple?
>>166747989
Well Gambit is playing up next and Zeus runs the clock down pretty much the same way Navi does
GABEN WHERE IS MY FUCKING DROP
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>166748124
>he doesn't know how retardedly long inaccuracy lasts after jumping with deagle
who is silver here, silver?
>eleague taking the bait
i cant believe this shit
guardian literally 0 impact this game not surprising they are losing
Guardian is fucking trash, Fat fuck fuck 0I-0GJSOGHRHHE
G A U R D I A N
>inb4 SK vs Asstrails final with 150k viewers and empty arena
>simple choking like hes still in columbus
>they leave simple with a CZ
lmao
Guardian is literally bringing Navi down.
SLAVS?
CYKA BLYAT
WHAT ARE YOU DOING GAURDIAN
>>166748364
SK will lose to FaZe. Fnatic vs FaZe finale.
Why do they even let Guardian hold an awp?
imagine if guardian wasn't total shit and didn't whiff 10 easy kills on ct side
YES
YESSSSSS
GET FUCKED SHIT'VI
GET ABSOLUTELY FUCKED
DIEEEEEEEEEE
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>guardian without an awp
Might as well just molotov himself.
deserved desu
>we are born to win this major
ayy lmao kill yourself navi
>Liquid and s1mple go to the final of the last major
>Navi and s1mple can't even make it out of the quarterfinals
>born to win
MORE LIKE BORN TO LOSE'VI
HAHAHAHAHHAHA
GET FUCKED SLAVS
THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR KICKING MEME MASTER ZEUS
LMAO
Fuck you Guardian you fat fuck.
Straight shit all through 3 maps.
FUCK YOU SLAVSHIT EZ MONEY
DONT SWAY ME EPIC SLAV BRO
FUCKING GUARDIAN, THEY NEED TO KICK HIM
gg
>>166748468
stop, my dick can only get so hard
>>166748537
>guardian with an awp
Might as well just molotov himself.
>Navi kicked zeus out for this
lmao at least they made it to the semifinals before
I WON MY BET
FUUUUUUUUUCK YEEEEEES
>>166748596
THIS
SLAVS?
SLAVS??
DOUBTING BASED DANES IN QUARTERS?
HELLO SLAVS?
>>166748506
Because he's literally at most GN3 with anything else.
>>166747430
yes
navi will split after this
they got fucked with literal dream team on board
>inb4zeus makes it further than slavi
>the city of 4chan
>>166748616
>mfw Zeus beats Fnatic and goes further than Navi
11/10 would cry again
HAHAHAHA YES YES!
>>166748596
this
current lineup has no likeable characters just a bunch of sweaty neckbeards and a typical russian kid from mm just with more skill
s1mple come back to NA they're easier to carry than fat guardian
DANISH CUNTS I FUCKING HATE YOU, YOU HAVE MUSLIMS, YOU HAVE POLSE, YOU HAVE PIG EXPORT, YOU ARE WORTHLESS SOCIALIST SCUM FUCK YOU SO MUCH, YOU EVEN ACCEPT WOMEN AND HOMOSEXUALS
guardian was incredibly bad that game wew
APOLOGIZE
I can't believe I didn't bet on Asstralis just because I was getting some stupid error on http://csesport.com/
So is Guardian called Guardian because he's master guardian?
NIIIIIICE
/ourslavs/ going to do it for Genghis
G A M B I T
A
M
B
I
T
Flamie is good
No Nip to stop the danes, ez major 4 Astralis
>>166748706
>mfw our guy Zeus shows Navi what a mistake they made
>>166748813
No he's called guardian because he wants to get to master guardian
>>166748795
um they're just gonna choke in semis like always
>zeus was the problem
I hate Na'Vi, thank god they lost.
activate the cheats
>>166748859
>gambit
>slavs
ALL IN ON GAMBIT BOYS
>astralis vs fnatic
wew astralis actually getting into the final
>>166748859
thank you richard
>tfw no qt on the analyst desk
>doubting danes
This is gonna be a North vs Astralis finale
WATCHED ALL MATCHES WITH LINKED ACCOUNT WHERE IS MY DROPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP?
geez guardian plays like trash
>>166748696
This is all scripted. Why do you think "the problem" kioshima managed to defeat NV and be the only French still playing?
GAMBIT IS OUR LAST HOPE
EVERYONE GIVE YOUR ENERGY TO /ourguys/
Silver pickem here I come. Fuck this format is pure AIDS. You have to pick the entire tournament, so if you fuck up one playoff the whole thing is dominoes.
s1mple pretty much confirmed for going back to NA
Who Fnatic here?
So /csgo/ how much money did you put on gambit, 10 thousand for me
>>166749071
>danes
>making grand finals
wew you almost had me
>>166749198
it's the correct way to do it you spineless fag
>>166749071
Would be nice
>>166749124
You forgot about FaZe, truly /ourguys/
>92% Navi on pickem
lmao boris and vasili on suicide watch
>seized jumping around corners the whole game
FUCKING STOP
>>166749249
Prove it
- Guardian.
+ kennyS
>>166749348
he doesn't speak slavic though
>>166749313
>DOLPHIN DIVING
>WHY CAN'T I LAY DOWN IN THIS GAME
the pronounciation of Kjaerby is triggering me
i'm uninstalling this RNG of a game
also betting all my inventory on north winning the major
if i win i promise to bet it all again on hellraisers winning the next one
>>166749270
No it's not. Once again valve listened to a bunch of redditors crying about having to pick everyday.
What's going through his head now?
I'd just like to point out that that Bo3 took 4 hours and we have three more to go
What time will it be in NA if the last map is 12 hours away?
>being a fan since 1.6
Please kill me
>>166749348
- seized
- GuardiaN
- Edward
- flamie
+ nitr0
+ EliGE
+ Hiko
+ jdm64
>tfw kjaerbye outtoggled flamie
>>166749249
I already bet all of my astralis winnings on north.
Tomorrow I'll buy my own CS team.
>>166749474
no, only 2 more
>>166748664
SHOW ME THEM WINNINGS BOY
>>166749198
gold is going to be rare as hell why the fuck would they downgrade the format? It was fine before
BASSLINE KICKIN YES IM GROOVIN
ok for real though
/our guys/ are playing /our guy olof/
it'd say we root for gambit tbqh
theme for the match:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ubd89Q0utg
>>166749216
>>>r/reddo
>>166749474
Only 2 more, SK vs Faze is tomorrow.
>>166749447
>want to have my cake and eat it too
You should have to commit to your selections. You want to be able to change your mind every day like a great big poofter. Just about every other sport does it like this by the way.
>>166749447
>mad because the system fairly punishes you for being wrong
>caring this much about a worthless trophy noone cares about
kys
>replies: 593
>posters: 106
Really makes me think.
>>166749480
>being a fan of an organisation
i can understand it with football, but this just feels weird desu
>TFW GAMBIT BEATS FNATIC
>ZEUS PROBLEM
MORE LIKE NAVI WAS THE PROBLEM HAHAHAHAHAHA
so ethletes, did you make sure you went to Arby's and bought yourself a big number 1 with double large curly fries?
>>166749537
I could've sworn the schedule had all QFs to be played today
Oh well, what time will it be in 8 hours?
>>166749681
dude I have twitch prime, I don't see these fucking ads man
stop doing this to me
>>166749681
Don't post it.
>>166749681post the full pic or no balls
>>166749681
post it
>>166749674
>ignoring the fact that astralis was cheating their asses off
>>166749425
the spelling of it triggers me
Baldorph such a smart dude to sneak in FaceIt ads
>>166749721
>he fell for the prime meme
L M A O
>>166749783
HOW MUCHH?
>>166749721
Theres a huge arbys logo glued to the bottom of the screen every match retard
also
>twitch prime
>>166749669
First pro match I saw was won by them.
All these years I betted 4 times on Navi.
All 4 lost.
PS where do you bet after the lawsuits ?
>>166749630
>>166749630
Leave
Twist and disco stu > memegod and lord of the rings
PLEASE BE FAZE vs. FNATIC IN THE FINALS
>PLEASE BE FAZE vs. FNATIC IN THE FINALS
PLEASE BE FAZE vs. FNATIC IN THE FINALS
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>PLEASE BE FAZE vs. FNATIC IN THE FINALS
>>166749838
>>166749882
WE WUZ PRIME KANGZ
>>166749465
volodya
What's with all the repeat videos? Last major we had more of them.
>>166749891
why don't you do what many sports fans do, bet against your team, it's a win/win situation, either your team wins or you get money
>>166749894
the only thing good about disco dogshit is his name. mark my word he will play like shit and be the main reason fnatic will lose this
HE STRONG MAN
>>166749916
this would be the most entertaining
vp vs sk would actually be boring as fuck
>"CYKA BLYAT"
>"CYKA BLYAT"
>"CYKA BLYAT"
>"He is such a nice guy"
You don't fool me
is that the same girl
>>166749972
valve probably cut down the budget for this major since the last one struggled to break 1m viewers
Not this video again.....
Dick move kicking Zeus .
>tfw not real man
why did have to go this way
>>166749916
This desu
>>166750028
this is the third time they've shown this...
>thinking #9 team will beat #1 team
>everyone picking Na'Vi
>???
>Gambit will advance when Na'Vi already dropped
>topkek
You guys should had done my picks, watch me get them all right.
Did zeus pay for his gfs surgeries or is he attracted to plastic
>>166750109
t. reddo
>>166750109
10/10 pics
>>166750109
i can see this happening
>>166750109
>betting on cheaters
i rather not bet
tfw our boyo Zeus will get further than NaVI this major
>>166750109
>htlv rankings meaning shit
how will the #5 team do?
Lets go my boys.
>>166749994
Cus I am a fool expecting them to win.
Made amoney with csgowild bugs and stop betting.
I'm going to be honest here, I like Na'Vi, but holy shit, they played like such fucking retards, at the start of Dust 2 guardian whiffed too much, which made them lose those rounds and their T side was non-existant, hell, their shitty plans didn't even let p1mple go do his leddit things. I am so fucking mad right now, I like Na'Vi, but even more: I fucking hate Danes. I hope Ukraine gets fucking bombed.
>tfw we'll never see karrigan vs gla1ve final
>>166750109
SK over faze?
This is the year of the CSGO memes, take your BR Trash elsewhere
Are slav trains really that shitty?
zeus looks like slav twin of tom hardy
yo what time is Cloud9 gonna play
>>166750254
True, they don't, but I feel much safer betting on a #1 team rather than #9. Also because I genuinely hate s1mple scumbag, since he got my boy zeus kicked off the team. In conclusion, fuck navi.
>>166750238
>tfw ourguy Zeus wins a major before s1mple does
zeus's gf has such slutty lips holy fuck
guys what would you do if
what if
just imaginewhat if SK win the major
>>166750262
what's the meaning? cant speak vikings language
>>166750359
in 4-5 monthshopefully
Who else sheds a tear over this player profile
>Zeus was the one born to win all along
What a twist.
why did they kick zeus instead of edward
i never fucking heard of edward making any carry plays
>>166750278
reply to my post after the match faggot, brazils always cheat on majors
>>166750448
Only because it's so fucking long.
>>166750468
i never understood this either.
/ourslavs/ are destined to win the major
>>166750404
>you are you are too intelligent to use google translater
>I try my best to listen to my heart
is it that simple
WTF I hate Na`Vi now!
>>166750482
>implying cheating on LAN is possible
>>166750387
NO (HLTV would literally fucking explode)
>>166750585
atralis were walling
DON'T MAKE ME FUCKING CRY WITH THE JW PICS OF HIM WINNING THE MAJOR WITH FNATIC.
/OURGUY/ GOT KNOCKED OUT BY FUCKING NORTH
>>166750468
edward is getting dropped for electronic
>>166750543
I'd buy a hundred Dosia foils if this happens
>>166750585
hi reddo
fuck off with these profile videos christ almighty
>>166749630
>olof
>our guy
nys
>>166750468
>why did they kick zeus instead of starix
Here's a real question.
Edward carried navi through guardian slumps in first half of 2016.
He did went down in quality once inferno was out of the rotation though.
>>166750585
>Be Brazilian
>get criminals to bribe officials to smuggle hacks in
>If they refuse point guns at them
>smuggle hacks in
>hack
>???????
>Profit
>>166750424
not without hiko Cologne 2014 was thier peak performance they went downhill and havent recovered since
>>166750659
X GOD
G
O
D
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thumper_(magic_trick)
Just a reminder that teams are using techniques like this to cheat every major, this one included, 100%. How naive would one have to be to think a team like SK wouldn't take advantage of this? Literally undetectable too.
>no fanatic vs godsent
>no navi vs gambit
I don't like this script.
>>166750804
Can confirm, I'm vibrating anal beads microhacks user and I get them from the same supplier as some of the top players in the game.
RAPE INCOMING
get ready to #stroke boys
>>166750804
>undetectable hacks exist
sirscoots interview again?
Chris Phuckit
>brazilians win another major because astralis knock out the better teams
gringos literally shooting themselves in the foot
>>166750980
Undetectable until the major hosts decide to frisk every brazilians dick to remove vibrating devices from their underwear, yeah.
>>166750816
At least we got kioshima vs traitors.
scooots
>>166751014
>a cheating team wins because another cheating team eliminated the other groups
>>166750982
flush yourself
>>166750980
>not even looking at the link
he is not describing a hack reddo tard
I want sirscoots to be my father.
Maybe i wouldn't be such a fuck up then.
But /ourguy/ for real
Sir Scoots
i
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S
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>>166751120
stop posting that picture
there's something uncomfortable about it
>tfw no average asian gf
>tfw yumpy will never review your VOD
anyone know that feel?
I like that commercial break music
Song for this match
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7qDHE1PEGA
>>166751236
it's like you're looking in to a mirror isn't it
I want the old Eleague theme back, this new one sucks balls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-m34WrYrsrA
>>166751325
yes, an ultra rare black and white mirror
Who is that North Korean team playing vs fnatic?
>>166751307
shut up nobody cares dude
>>166751247
tfw all you want is some yoy in your shit life
please stop racism of any kind
thank you
How embarrassing are all these technical delays? I almost forgot this wasn't an ESL event
>>166751307
reddo cancer video
jesus fuck this documentary bullshit again?
START THE MATCH NOW
>>166751409
tyloo
>>166751471
Sliver
l
i
v
e
r
>tfw you'll never again play cs 1.3 for 6 hours straight with your m8s at the local computer cafe
>>166751636
hhaha wow man you sure memed me faggot
This pickem is honestly retarded, even with a perfect group stage and rest of the playoffs having a mistake in the quarters and losing 29 point in the semis and final means no gold gg
>>166751842
That's the point you git
>>166751842
>you can't get gold if you mess up
wow
so what's your position
>observer
so that's like a nice way to say "woman that does nothing but she's still needed so we won't appear sexist"
>faggot mod deleted the new thread
Wow lads
>ausom
what did shaxie mean by this?
mods in /vg/?
>>166752176
don't worry, they are racists
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGOL3Dk7O4Y
>>166752154
>>166752176
see >>166751737
>>166751737
next time read the rules my snitch friend
>>166751842
kek, the pickem isnt retarded If you're too dumb to pick the right teams.
cache first map, gambit ct side
HERE WE GO BOYS
GIVE YOUR ENERGY TO /ourslav/
>>166751842
>giving money to valve
reminder to buy a really cheap skin that looks kinda nice and then slap some esports stickers on them and you have a 10/10 competitive weapon
>>166752138
is this your first event? try watching a tournament with a bad observer, like the bracket stage of cologne 2016
i hope it goes to dust2
>>166752293
this
it's hard to appreciate observers until you start seeing the really shitty ones
>>166752287
nice pic...
why is twist so fucking sexy? what the fuck
watch these swedish ladyboys get rekt
i had a dream hobbit was my bf
>>166752356
>It's observers fault the game starts minimizing for no reason
Blame the shitty companies who provide those horrible pc's
reminder that semmler is our guy and if someone tells you to go back to reddo they are from reddo themselves
hobbit could make a top quality trap.
>>166750351
kek
anders and semmler
why can't ddk&james cast every game fuck now we get anderes and memeler and then homo&faggot
>cache
>overpass
>dust 2
gambit 2-1 confirmed
I'm glad dosia always sits furthest out so he's always close to a camera.
>>166752492
ddk james >>> power gap >>> anders and fagler >>>>>> mariana trench power gap >>>>> the faggots
>>166752441
ignore that guy's webm. remember cologne. We had a semi final and final round of a major where we missed at least 30 kills because the PGL observer was inexperienced with CS
>rooting for swedes in 2016+1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1tJE22xIpY
anders and semmler
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>>166752441
looks like a windows key press
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>using twitch clips
hello reddo
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>haha you care about this
>I care so little I replied to you twice haha