sc2

tinny

first for honor

smix is rly awkward :\

shouldnt be on stage tbQQh

tfw you listen to meme music ironically enough times that it starts to grow on you...

for honor more like for microtransactions!

for honor... resident evil 7... what the frick do i play first!!! damn

https://www.twitch.tv
/evanescence_fanr

for honor isn't out yet big bro

for honor? i'd rather get an whore

firefox

>>166733516
based

>>166733553
ugh

>not coding your own browser

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>not coding your own starcraft

making a dumb anime greenpost

cartoonfag btfo

gook

ugh

ayase is cute

im shy

deleted my post btw

seulgi

im gay

ayase a SHIT

A SHIT!!

love scratching my butthol*

hope I die soon

*scans for phoneposters and kill them instantly*

>>166734386
>I

almost replied

im gonna go outside today

>>166734470
*tackles you*
*drags you to the locker room*

>>166734470
then we are no longer on speaking terms normie faggot

desktop fags are so petty lol

I promised my therapist I would go outside 3 times a week but its friday and Ihaven't done that lol

its almost weekend for sickzii!!

im so exited for him~

fuck it, not gonna shower today!
who #livingontheedge here?

>>166734979
he made lots of money this week...

>>166735020
someday he will make a girl very happy...

https://youtu.be/SRqORYbHDNs

holy shit germany is so fucking cucked loooooooool

*wakes up*
*stars at a ceiling for a while until im sure i cant fall back asleep*
*rolls out of bed*
*immediately gets back on the computer*

>>166735189
or a boy :o

>>166735231
hmm... sounds a lot like my life :thinking: CurseFire :joy:

also i had a dream where i was smoking cigarettes even though i havent smoked in years but it felt so natural that i got cravings

crave this

*grabs crotch*

i hope sickzii gets lots of legendaries this weekend!

i hope sickzii stops posting about himself sometime soon!

also a girl turned me down in that dream when i asked for her phone number

what kinda fuckin name is sickzii

remember that time we said we were gonna kill ourselves but then didn't?

>?
stopped reading there

i once had a dream a girl said 'i would date anon if he wasn't so beta'

i actually don't remember if that was a dream or just a repressed memory

killing yourself is a journey, not a destination
*day drinks*

i dreamt i was a beta in front of this asian girl. looking at my feet, mumbling my word... it was rough

im currently dreaming im posting in a thread with a bunch of losers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hope i wake up soon so i can go slam some bitches

lets play smash or pass

okay im going outside now wish me luck

>>166735974
i dont like you

>>166735856
>>166732947

*sticks hand out the window*
ya ya, okay i went outside lemme alone

sickzii is it cool living in the big city...

odds i take my dog for a walk
evens i take my dog for a walk
0 continue wasting time on scv

>>166736159
yea gonna reroll that

had to take out the garbage but im back now

holy CRAP im FUCKING LONELY

>>166736272
*hugs you*

gonna all in the next stinker i find

what are you putting in...

everything

omg...

quick poll

how do we fell about nightwalks? Like aimlessly wandering around after midnight to clear your mind & see what the world looks like when every one else is asleep?

>>166736602
we are too lazy

>>166736602
phone

we never leave the house

>>166736602
phone

gets old fast!

what is milk

my old job sayd they would take me back so fuck u neets lmao

based mewby going back to bagging groceries

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in the arms of an angel

>>166737316
ridiculously pretty

in the arms of a gook

>>166737371
ugh i wish -.-

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omo...

nothing says sexy like a deranged tranny eating corn on the cob.... /s

crap im just sitting here and i got ab oner for nothing...

>>166738409
*hops on it*
:3

>>166738496
are you a girl... im not gay...

>>166738548
i can be...

>>166738585
omo...

hanbok twitch girls...

alternatively stinkers in those flower getups...

>>166738805
cheongsam >_>

>>166738872
yeah those...

sickzii in a cheongsam O_O

>>166739027
oh my frick x_x

why wont gfycat let me make porn webms :/

:\

:|

but what about gooks

https://gfycat.com/CreativeIdenticalAngelwingmussel

i wanna sniff it...

>>166739432
how u do linkers

>>166739432
smell like zico cum ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

>>166739471
hmmm dippicurr dippicurr...

korea butt i will sniff that

>>166739432
BBBBRRRRAAAAAAAAAPT

back from my walk. it was very uneventful. making a nice hot cup of tea now

a hot cup of pee omo

brb gotta piss

does anyone else like to push their butthole in when they wipe with tp

>>166740440
hurry back...

ok back dumb mom made me take out the trash

believe your justice

>>166741114
should have taken her out instead lol

>>166741228
lol

we dont like incest here

>>166741228
for dinner?

taken out as in KILLED you fools

>>166741287
ya

but what... guldan...... must we give..... in return........

ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' ALIVE
and the viewers peaked at 37k because of the tranny
we are alive family

>>166740641
only a little bit... dont want my finger to stink

wtf are you talking about?

>>166741287
lol yeah? what else would he mean?

we are talking about starcraft 2 legacy of the EPIC void

whats that

just gookin around for a bit

gotta boogie,

>>166741975
lol?

>>166742545
what the FUCK are you loling about moron!

is the game ded yet?

>>166742606
sc2 fuckin sux you fucking retard!

dont call her a moron

>>166742723
i hate u

not really getting the kind of feedback I want from you guys today...

fuck you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>knock a girl up
>50% chance of growing fresh pussy from that old pussy
ill take those odds

*reads a book*

hard nipples

gook

*reads a vn*
woah...dostoyevsky, tolstoj and proust aint got shit on romeo and sca-ji

>>166743506
really rattles the noodle

>>166742970
>fresh pussy
Wtf?

>>166743589
you didnt see rogue one?

there are two epochs in my life

life before proust
and life after proust

>>166743719
what's that

>>166743832
a book about seal team 6

>>166744009
???

>>166744139
wtf

SATAN

666

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why do you want a gook gf when you can have this

if anyone needs me ill be whacking off in the boybutts thread on /soc/

>>166744629
i dont and i cant

cant stop farting

nothing worse than a wgirl

>>166744629
>when you can have this
well...

>>166744629
thats the thing, i cant have that

>>166744629
the ugliest girl at school wont even go near me lol

>school
normie alert

>>166744629
that girl has had sex with atleast 10 different men 1 of them being black. she is most likely irreligious and carrying an STD. wgirls are plague carriers and uglier than gooks by far

>>166744920
ir·re·li·gious
Indifferent or hostile to religion.

TIL

we use normalfag here

>>166744920
+1

>>166744920
+1

we usually do but it felt fitting

>>166744920
+1

>>166744920
+1

>>166744920
-1
>>166744989
-1
>>166745041
-1
>>166745093
-1
>>166745236
-1

wshitter btfo once again

>>166744920
probably the post of the week if not month

>>166745290
+1

>>166745290
>>166745350
desperate wshitter samefag...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aslBN4SY1hM

1k for a stuffed fox lol

stuff this

*grabs butt*

>>166745385
he's pathetic

http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2992997

lol japs

trojan

uhh why is ann coulter retweeting screencaps from /pol/?

who

unironically who

fricken numbskulls...

>>166745550
*stuffs it*

>>166746979
*cumsies*

just shaved my chest, stomach, armpits, pubes and asshole

feels good

hmmm

friday...

>>166747114
post it

https://chaturbate
.com/littlesubgirl/

omo..

just cleaned up my room...it feels so empty now...

>>166747626
put kpop girls on ur wall

>>166747712
but my gf (somi) will be jealous...

strange somi sucked me off last night

too much fastfood x__x

>>166747992
>somi
she sounds hot

>>166748474
she is pure so dont talk about her like that

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half white half jap

omo

>>166747597
drug addicts make me mad I'd like to kick the shit out of her

>>166748585
too much white

>>166744761
lol

>>166744761
rofl dude, rofl

>>166748605
how is she a drug addict?

how about sc2

how about no

enough is enough!!!

>>166751282
your mom LOL

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>scarlett's voice

>>166751596
nice meme pic there mind if i share this on reddit

star....craft

>>166752875
im 26 years old and still dont have a drivers license

http://imgur.com/a/rd0Bt

omo..

my dad used to deliver pizzas and he'd come home at like 2am

so when my cousin would spend the night we'd set up a blanket fort and throw beanie babies as he walked in the door

your dad sounds like a pussy

damn thats a sad story. the poverty in scv is real

we dont care about money and products here, all we need is a computer zah vod vape and a wall to stare at

>we dont care about money
>we just need [things that cost money]

>>166754272
but juuuust a little money thats it....
and zahs are free, that one guy gets em all the time

gook

it is wednesday my dudes

*swings around my dick like a helicoper propeller *

these are the kids of high quality posts that scv is known for

test

my co workers are such normalfags ugh

i bet they dont even isolate themselves from the outside world and retreat into digital fantasies

havent left the house yet this year

yeah wtf
altho one of them plays wow and has for a while

dearest sweetheart and light of my life, tho my desire for you is greater than life itself, cruel fate has rent our union apart. we shall never meet again

gotta boogie,

XxAssMaN1994xX

x__X

hello?`

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>>166760035
hello!

wasn't talking to you

praise Jah

hmmmm....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvA2tU2lDBo

timeless classic

>>166763238
lol

>>166763238
what are his intentions

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4CWYQJPSh-8

imagine if they ran into eachother...

i hate it when everyones out partying on a friday night :/

>>166763238
lol

i just steal other peoples successful memes and overuse them until they're ruined

>>166765257
what memes have you ruined

>>166765323
pedobear

>>166765323
none

seulgi

gook

so whats up friends

Bungie support is no help so you autists are my only hope.

Never played SC before. Wanna try. Try logging in but stuck at authenticating. Please help.

Ive tried: Disabling background services / programs. Forwarding ports. Disabling firewalls. Delete battle.net cache folder.

Nothing fucking works. Nothing.

*takes a big drink of my mickey's 40oz*
no one will ever know....that'll make em think....

>>166767862
elroy

>>166767862

By Bungie I mean Blizzard.

>>166767862
did you install the game?

what anime are you geeks watching tonight?/??

>>166768124

Only to 'optimal' not all the way to the end. Am I retarded? Do I need to download it all?

>>166768220
garfield

>>166768285
>>166767931

What does this shit mean stop memeing me you fucks I wanna try this game out

odie is such a fucking idiot

>>166768220
>Am I retarded?
if you have to ask, the answer is yes.

>>166768382
this game isn't even good. play brood war instead.

>>166768382
we dont cotton to elroys round these parts

*boots up bw* i'm gonna be a freakin champion

>>166768587
>>166768612

Okay I give up Ive tried fixing this stupid ass authentication shit for 2 days straight and thought maybe you guys could help me but im just an elroy whatever that is

be gone elroy

i think we dealt with that situation pretty well

anyone else staying home on friday night...

>>166769201
yeah im gonna drink some vodka and read a book >:D

>>166769201
I stay home every night

steve jobs died for our sins

i aint no sinner

hmmmm......

>>166769805
i've hacked you before kid, i know more about you then your momma does

>>166769151
+1

>>166744920
+1

she's really cute tho

uhh sickzii that girls nipples are almost showing wtf

thought your account was family friendly...

>>166770972
;3

gook

gook

goko

bulma

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>>166772545

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rate my statistics

>>166774628
scv holds me back...

>>166774757
based. i was in plat in season 1 with under 20 games and never played again.

>>166774801
what leads you forward?

loveless is a great album

>>166774801
same

>>166775101
for me to poop on

>>166775330
poopy boy....

how are we celebrating the year of the rooster?
im gonna drink vodka and two old miller lite's that i found in the back of my grandmas fridge

>>166775497
probly just beat the ole meat

>>166775497
eating a bunch of cock

*raises paw*

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freaking idiot!!!

>>166776693
lol

>>166776693
whenever i see these security tapes i think theres gonna be a death...

>>166776859
there was a death...

rip in pepperoni 'zah

fuck you idiots im gonna go eat some nachos

~_~

>>166777057
pass the bag bro

*gags*

i spit inside the bag before i passed it :/

*chokes*

*suicides*

hmmm.....perhaps i should start with the greeks

*phew* back from a long day at you know where...

he will not fricken divide us

whats wrong with dividing us

divided your mums legs last nite

~_~

*divides us*

>>166779794
trump....

someone should stream their scv posts

i wanna watch other dedicated scv members post on scv

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0I6Zh-RDrs&feature=iv&src_vid=u0WVgBJr3v4&annotation_id=channel%3A58803de0-0000-2d91-9f12-94eb2c08c3ee

>>166779920
i would but then i wouldn't be anonymous anymore

>>166780085
just put a mask on

like a spooky halloween mask

girls smell weird :\

one touched my hand today... i think i'm in love

>>166780153
yeah but then i might die if i pull it off. or at least it would be extremely painful

>>166780260
how did you even find yourself in that situation -.-

i just wanna see how other people do what they do on scv

like im really dedicated to scv and never leave the thread, i wanna see how dedicated everyone else is

>>166780327
not him but i bought a coffee today and when the girl handed it to me our fingers touched

>>166780491
omo! were they soft...

>>166780451
i havent been here in at least a year. now im here when youre asking. how are you today?

girls pick their nose!!!

>>166780451
its flippin private alright! i dont want you to see me while im in the zone k_h

>>166780526
very. she even smiled at me and made eye contact.

>>166780756
when r you guys getting married

>>166780756
jeez... i gotta go get some coffee

my mom makes my coffee

I ordered a 12 dollar steak dinner today and what they gave me was a bunch of cut up pieces of fat
now I'm hungry and only have $12 steak fat to eat

last time i got coffee the dumb bitch spilled it everywhere

>>166780981
was she a gook....

ugh my mom wont get off my case

OF COURSE SHE WAS

top 5 kpops of all time
1. sunny
2. minah
3.

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>>166781150
way

seulgi

4. seulgi

sojung lim

KPOP BREAK

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXKDu6cdXLI

alright im gonna go meditate ommmmmmm

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should I order pizza?

should i gook

>>166781749
ya and buy beer lets have a flippin party

https://youtu.be/qyD_Q8RZh_M

its 2017

if you dont buy amd you're homophobic and transphobic

frick you mom im not gonna shower!!!!

>>166782051
already gave it a thumbs down before they removed the thumbs up down stats

>>166780965
fat is good for you
if i could get a steak with 50% fat that would be optimal

idk about beef fat in terms of taste though i havnt had a steak in a long time

>this one guy who still cares about what people do
whats his story?

guess ill play through final fantasy 12 again

steve jobs thought he could kill cancer by eating a certain vegan diet and traditional chinese medicinal herbs and acupuncture......

wtf

>>166782648
and it worked... your point?

>>166782724
~_~

UGH GET OFF MY CASE MOM

she keeps trying to "talk" to me

i smashed my keyboard after stockfish bamboozled me into a stalemate

its fucking bullshit all it had left was the king what the fuck that literally should be a win

steve jobs didn't have cancer he had aids

spilled some vod.... god... that's alcohol abuse

evens pizza
odds shit

to the guy talking about fat on steak
it wasn't like "marbled" or something
it was like they cut off the edges where the gristle is
...idiot...

grove street

>>166783143
but if either player has no legal moves how can the game go on? and if it cant go on how can either player win? :)

home

ordering pizza n e way... fuck you God you never did anything for me...

at least it was until i fucked everything up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2B-XwPjn9YY

could you imagine if elon could put on a show like this....

>>166783891
dont do it he's gonna be mad!

just drop out already

>>166784214
hasnt it been like a week

i dont even think college is worth it
just meditate until your 90 and then die whatever

>>>/v/365539074
>viking
>black
what the...

>>166784515
our guy

i have really bad anxiety

>>166785015
everyone already knows that

>>166785081
so why dont you help me

>>166785015
same

my face gets really red and hot and my eyes get a little blurry and i jumble and mumble my words when im forced into conversations with people i dont know

kaceytron is so funny

>>166785189
i have it all the time. even just sitting here doing nothing i have the feeling of impending doom. i gotta get up and walk around every 30 mins or so :|

>>166785189
that happens to me when people i know try to talk to me and im not ready

hey were any of you other guys ever a big name in the sc2 scene? we can talk about it now since it's dead

>>166785842
husky casted a game of mine vs idra really early on in wol thats all

>>166785772
but

what if they laugh at my red sweaty face......

x_x

>>166786327
practice sucking my dick you fucking faggot

>>166786367
+1

>>166784502
lol

how come there are no boats in sc2

>>166786568
still recovering from the trauma of war2 boats

i am the boat king

i accidentally sat here all day again.....

>>166786763
are you me...

should i go get some beer tonight?

>>166786827
yeah

i (we) need to be less lazy in the future.....

>>166786568
there's no boats in space idiot

>>166786957
yup we're getting fucked up

oh shit it's already an hour past start drinkin time

i never liked sc2 but somehow i gravitate to this thread for like 5 years now

it could be any other thread i dont get it

>>166787374
give me your ip

i havent played sc2 since wol beta. i watched "esports" through all of wol, then didnt really watch anything past that. but i've been here

>>166787374
its the special brand of humor that keeps me coming back

this is the only thread that really does make me rofl and lmao.....

https://youtu.be/XNjawzvVGLc

nathanias lol

>>166787906
dat fat belleh lol

>>166787906
we literally do not give a fuck lol

sometimes I wish I was like charlie and had no self awareness+blissfully retarded

nathanias has really let himself go...