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Lazy Edition

Previous Timeline: >>166664293

Spoilers ahead, proceed at your own Frisk.

-The Game
>http://store.steampowered.com/app/391540/
>http://undertale.com/

-The Demo
>http://undertale.com/demo.htm

-Artbook
>http://pastebin.com/1MRmU0Gk

-Booru
>http://under.booru.org/

-Recommendbin
>http://pastebin.com/fsqd5Sa6

-Writebin
>http://pastebin.com/UCr5qFpc

-Fangamebin
>http://pastebin.com/ZHASpj9h

-Steam Group
>http://steamcommunity.com/groups/undertalegen

-Flockdraw
>http://flockmod.com/undertale

-Zeemap
>http://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1873782

-Shimejibin
>http://pastebin.com/YFEGhgxY
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>>166707516
is that a fucking lazy town reference?
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>>166707626
Looks like it yes
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>>166707626
Breaking news!

A dog exists somewhere.
And he is a hack
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nerds
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Gonna get strong for this goat! Gonna build muscle for this goat! Alright now I'm really going to bed. Goodnight!
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>>166707824
aww i remember requesting half of that
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>>166707824
What a little cutie--really, you could say he's the bomb!
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I want to so sexual things to napstablook.
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Before I ask this question, let me get one thing out of the way. I'm not a dadfag or a momfag but I seriously wonder one thing:

Why didn't Asgore, as soon as he got one soul, go through the barrier and start hunting individual humans until he got the amount he needed to free everyone? Surely he'd still be angry at the humans so soon for the death for his son.

Why is he killing children when he could have gone out with a single human soul, and go after some humans that have actually done terrible things, or go to that village and kill everyone. Is Asgore *REALLY* fucking dumb and / or is he afraid of mobs of humans?

Or more importantly, why didn't the fuckin monsters realize there's a hole at the roof and build a bigass ladder
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z
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>>166708263
The barrier is probably all encompassing around the mountain,
Asgore probably didn't think about using one soul to cross over and get more,
and another thing, most monsters aren't that intelligent or practical to think about doing any of that.
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>>166708263
asgore made his decree to gather human souls and break the barrier in a moment of anger, but that moment passed pretty much immediately

he didn't have the stomach to go out and actively kill people, but he didn't want to walk back his decree either because it was the only thing giving his people hope. he was basically trapped between his kindness and his cowardice

as for the hole, the barrier encases the entire mountain, so falling down there is a one-way trip. it's just that the most obvious entrance/exit is behind asgore's throne
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>>166708263
He didn't want to go through with it, no offense but he pussied out, that was Toriel's plan anyway I believe. The ladder thing is blocked by the all encompassing barrier.
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>ywn have a relationship as pure as this gote and human
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>>166708263
Asgore didn't really want to wage war on humanity and made that declaration out of anger and grief

We don't know how long it took for another human to fall after Chara fell so we don't know if he was still driven by anger when he got their soul

It's a one-way barrier, they wouldn't be able to go through the hole in the roof
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>>166708263
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>>166708263
That was basically Toriel's plan. Essentially he was a little bitch who didn't actually want to kill anyone but felt obligated too when one came by.
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>>166708468
>>166708568
Just chill out guys, he asked a question, we answered. Its done now, all smiles.
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where are the goats/lizards/fish
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>>166708515
>>166708468
>>166708448
>>166708429
>>166708427
>>166708372

Ah, thanks for clarifying. Yeah its implied that Toriel is the smartest and Asgore is pretty stupid but desu I don't see Toriel going out and killing people either. Or she'd specifically target child sex offenders or some shit.
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>>166708770
ALL. SMILES.
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>>166708770
>Or she'd specifically target child sex offenders or some shit.
I could see it.
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You know maybe if Dadfags didn't take literally every single bait under the sun we wouldn't need to treat actual discussion of the 1997 hip-hop classic "Undertale" with kiddie gloves.
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>>166708836
oh you like undertale huh? name 3 of their albums
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>>166708296
zzz
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>>166708731
Here.
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>>166708904
no that says "sss"
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>>166708770
>Toriel gets on her phone
>Goes to "kidslivesafe.com" and types the Zip Code of the area
>The barbecue begins
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>>166708895
Easy
>We Can't Dance
>Foxtrot
>Genesis
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>>166708770
Toriel or Asgore could have collected a group of elderly people, moved them underground to let them live out their remaining years comfortably, then harvested their souls
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>>166708430
i still love this ship
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So is this asshole the skelebros' dad or not?
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>>166709173
Not enough information.
But Sans does have a photo of a strange figure, and it say "Don't forget"
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>>166708967
in my headcanon those are zzz
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>>166709151
Adoptive incest is still incest
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>>166709287
in my headcanon im dead
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>>166709173
we don't know
he's connected to sans somehow because of the gaster blasters
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I wanna drink napstablooks milk!
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>>166709449
You think you're dead when you're not?
That's called Cotard delusion,Cotard's syndrome, walking corpe syndrome.
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>>166709564
This picture is fucking hilarious.
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>>166709139
Personally, I'm starting to wonder why in the fuck Toriel didn't tell Asgore after he slayed the first child to use his soul to leave and collect more.
Those two fucked over a lot of innocent kids just because they never communicated with each other!

Fuck, maybe Asriel is better off being a flower in a cave being away from those two! Is this just bad writing or meant to actually be some sort of moral in the game?
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>>166709595
now i get why people have been calling me a tard, it all comes together
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>>166709449
can i adopt this headcanon
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>>166709667
kek
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>>166709618
toby a hack
borf borf
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>>166709698
donut steel
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>>166709618
Toriel didn't want to start a war with humanity, and she also has an apparent psychological disorder over Asriel's death making her a sad, crazy, clingy goatmom.
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>>166709618
Didn't Toriel tell him to do that? I honestly can't remember but I feel like she told him to leave and get more after the first kid.
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>>166709608
You know what's even more hilarious? The characters are supposed to be captain america and iron man.
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>>166710161
did you mean to post that on another board?
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>>166710161
anon.................................
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don't look
giant hooter
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>>166710161
???
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>>166710161
Pff hahahahahahaha
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>>166710253
called it.
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>>166710253
my boys
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Chara?
It's me, your best friend!
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>>166710342
Jhon Census
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>>166710342
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>>166710096

I just checked the wiki to make sure

>"On a True Pacifist Route, Toriel tells Asgore that he only needed one SOUL to leave the Underground, and that he could have spared the other fallen humans if he had peacefully collected the other six from the Surface."

>"If you really wanted to free our kind... You could have gone through the barrier after you got ONE SOUL... ...taken six SOULs from the humans, then come back and freed everyone peacefully."

I think they're misreading her dialogue a little since I doubt you'd be able to peacefully steal a soul but eh, she only told him this after he already killed those kids. I think this is just bad writing, I could understand if she told him this beforehand and he goes "lolnope, kids are easier to kill" then her hatred of him would be a bit more justified. I used to feel bad for these Goats until I actually looked the story with a magnifying glass. Toriel, less so, but she could have told Asgore this at the BEGINNING.

>>166710006

I'm starting to think Toriel is mentally ill, she doesn't want to leave the underground, and she wants to use scare tactics into getting them to live with her forever.
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>>166710342
Hey Asriel. Did you find my chocolate?
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>>166709151
It is the best ship
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>>166710314
>>166710334
you dirty peeping toms
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>>166709618
The funny thing is that we know she's wrong, too. The control issues that came up with Asriel and Chara would pop up with Asgore and the child soul, except instead of adopted siblings, it's murderer and victim, so it likely would end pretty badly for Asgore.
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>>166710938
how do you have so many
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>>166710940

The question is, is Asgore aware of this?
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>>166710940
Asgore being an adult monster would make no difference?
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>>166711297
Unlikely, otherwise he would have to know how Chara and Asriel died.
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has anyone drawn frisk as mob yet because it just occurred to me that it's strangely appropriate.
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good night thread
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>>166710938
Stop plaguing the anons with incidental photo ops!
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>>166711607
good night moon
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>>166711617
I have a mighty need for that hat
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>ghost fight
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>>166711487
How is this appropriate?
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If Alphys was aware of Flowey's condition, would it have been possible for her to inject him with pure kindness?

I mean if she had a kindness extractor built.
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>>166711904
i dont think thats how that works
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>>166711904
No because she's a fucking lizard bitch Dr. Mengele FUCKING SLUT
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>>166711904
She woudn't be able to build a kindness injector from scratch, she may be a scientist, but she's no gaster, she had to build the dt machine from blueprints ENTRY NUMBER 5: I've done it. Using the blueprints, I've extracted it from the human SOULs. I believe this is what gives their SOULs the strength to persist after death. The will to keep living... The resolve to change fate. Let's call this power... "Determination"

this implies she just read Gaster's plans and used them, she didn't write up the blueprints herself.
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Where exactly is the optimal place to boop Asriel?
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>>166712187
>Build another DT extractor
>Change one variable on the console
>Done!
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>>166712235
The snout. Are there any other places?
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>>166712267
I don't think it would be that simple, you would have to change a whole slew of things just to get it to work like that, modify the machine and such
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>>166712267
Wow anon, you ever think about curing cancer sometime?
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>>166712340
Sounds like something a ROYAL SCIENTIST should be able to figure out!
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>>166712379
But we also know Gaster was a more brilliant scientist, a "hard act to follow", and from what we've seen of Alphys's work, she's only managed to build a small amount of things, to a lesser degree of success.
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>>166712379
That's assuming kindness can be extracted, since all roads lead to determination. DT is the spark of life to brought Flowey into existence, if kindness can be extracted you can inject him with it, and you'd get a kind, but very dead flower.
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nice
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Is it weird that I headcanon Gaster accidentally teleporting himself out of the mountain and spending years trying to get back in, giving up, and living a peaceful life on the side of the mountain in a dark laboratory and doing experiments on any lost children he finds?
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I miss Broba
Is he still alive? When is he coming back? Can anyone contact him?
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>>166712729
It's not weird. People are free to headcanon whatever they like.
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I miss Frick
Is he still alive? When is he coming back? Can anyone contact him?
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I miss Sketchanon
Is she still alive? When is she coming back? Can anyone contact her?
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I miss Dworven
Is he still alive? When is he coming back? Can anyone contact him?
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>>166712778
He was here a week or two ago, I'm pretty sure he lurks now and then.
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I miss Ekusoda
Is he still alive? When is he coming back? Can anyone contact him?
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>>166713074
>>166713156
>>166713243
I miss anon
Are they still alive? When are they coming back? Can anyone contact them?
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>tfw no one will miss me
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I miss Act
Is she still alive? When is she coming back? Can anyone contact her?
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>Chara holds a handgun to Asriel's head and Toriel's head
>Says you can only choose one
>If you don't choose in 10 seconds (s)he kills them both

What do?
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I miss Skull
Is he still alive? When is he coming back? Can anyone contact him?
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>>166713447
stop dont hurt them
just kill me instead ;-;
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I miss Doogle. Is he still alive? When is he coming back? Can anyone contact him?
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>>166713447
Toriel obviously because she'd want me to pick her
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>>166713506
you fucked up the spacing anon, ya ruined it
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>>166713447
>Implying Toriel wouldn't overpower Chara, take the gun away, and give them a time out
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>>166713447
Tell xim to go kill Asgore instead
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I just want all the undertales to be happy... Asriel, Chara, everyone...
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>>166713826
im killing your favorite unless you kill an undertale of your choice
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>tfw read an Undertale comic on tumblr a few days ago and I thought it was hilarious
>Didn't bookmark it
>Can't find it now

>The particular panel I wanted to save was Chara appearing in Frisk's bedroom and Frisk yells "MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM, STRANGER DANGER" and a massive hoof knocks down the door and a Baphomet looking Toriel is screaming "WHO HURT MY BABY"
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>>166713890
I don't have a favorite. I love them all
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>>166714024
then im killing them all, pick one or theyre getting dusted son. pick one now, DO IT PUSSY
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>>166713936
that doesn't sound that funny
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>>166714101
So Sorry
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>>166707516
>Frisk grows up to be a slut
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Is there a canon explanation as to why the monsters have internet, robots, cell phones, etc.

Reverse engineering Chara's high tech possessions?
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>>166714698
They flirt with everyone, it was inevitable.
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>>166714807
they find human garbage in the dump
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Why do good men suffer?

>>166714807
Trash flowing down from the surface, hence why some of it is dated, like the phone you get from Toriel. Most of the reverse engineering was likely done by Alphys seeing how gifted she is in with robotics and electronics.
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so /utg/, which song hit you the hardest emotionally and why was it hopes and dreams?
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>>166715408
>why was it hopes and dreams?
But that isn't Asgore.
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>>166715408
>and why was it Don't give up?
ftfy
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>>166715408
Why would Hopes and Dreams get me? That song's fucking awesome. His Theme still turns me into a little bitch to this day.
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>>166715408
>>166715771
...That being said, this is a pretty good... Remix, I guess? Of H&D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=foRaD-fBsDc
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What's your favorite AU that focuses around post TP stuff?
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>>166715408
none of the songs really did it for me, i dont really pay attention to them in any game. maybe battle against a true hero
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>>166715950
Does the Gasterblaster AU count?
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>>166715950
TP+ and ghost Chara is my shit.
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>>166716006

I guess? I'm just looking for some good AU's to read. I'm getting addicted to this shit.

>>166716057

Thank ye kindly
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>>166715950
That everyone is happy.
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>>166716141
My two favourite Gasterblaster AU stories take place post-pacifist, so if you're looking for stories that take place then, you might find them interesting.

http://archiveofourown.org/works/5719153/
This one has more of a focus on Sans, where it explains his powers and backstory quite creatively.

http://archiveofourown.org/works/5350673/
This one also has Gaster and Sans' past as a major plot point, but it gives everyone who appears a chance to shine.
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>>166715950
i dont have one
i like thinking of them before frisk came to the underground, just their normal lives
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>>166715950
any generic slice of life surface stuff, pretty much
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good night /utg/
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>>166716754
Sleep well, anon!
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>>166708263
>>166708770
I don't get how so many people, even anons in /utg/, don't understand the dialogue between Toriel and Asgore.

Toriel is a pacifist. She doesn't believe in fighting, period. Toriel isn't telling Asgore to murder; she's calling him out for a) being too cowardly to lay down the law to his subjects all those years back by admitting his declaration of war on humanity was stupid and wrong while also b) being too cowardly to follow through on his vile decree by half-assing it and prolonging the suffering of all every monster who wants to be free. Basically, she hates him because on top of being a murderer Asgore is a fucking weak-willed pussy about it.

Not that she's blameless either, Toriel "both my kids died because I didn't stop them from walking to their deaths so I'll repeat this mistake six times" Dreemurr. Her hypocrisy doesn't suddenly invalidate her hatred towards Asgore though. People can hate others while conveniently ignoring their own mistakes.
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good morning utg
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I kinda like the Floweypot AU but maybe its more the artstyle.

Everyone seems a little out of character, especially Flowey. He ranges from being a dick to caring about people....I guess its hard to write for a soulless flower.
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>>166717039
Good morning~
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>>166716754
Goodnight!
>>166717039
Good morning!
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I want a post-TP Undertale slice of life series with lots of cute stuff and feels

Is that too much to ask?
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>>166717294
>and feels

How would that work?
I feel doing something like killing off one of the cast post-TP would be an overly-angsty direction to take.
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>>166717060
Yeah that comic makes no sense. Flowey and Asgore have similar problems. They both were involved in a really stupid plan to break the barrier, and they both dealt with uncertainty about their future. If anything, Flowey wouldn't want to become friends with Asgore because it reminds him too much of his own mistakes.
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>>166717060
Would Flowey eventually turn back into his old murderous self or would he actually be fine if he's around family and friends? Maybe the change wouldn't happen if he wasn't isolated.
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>>166717426
There are other ways to generate feels besides killing people, it could be something like Frisk having a bad day at school/embassy, or Papyrus discovering some sad truths about human history. I don't know, just throwing ideas.
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>>166717487
I like one Unitale's fight interpretation of it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=de5T5NEv-co

Basically, Flowey realizes he can still feel every other positive emotion, so maybe when combining that with his memory of everyone's love it will be enough to carry him through the day.
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>>166717426
Undyne realizing that anime isn't real and most humans are really boring. She goes into a slump because there's no point to training if everyone's life is peacefully dull.
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>>166717651

I feel weird thinking this because its kinda silly

But I think one day Flowey will eventually grow a new soul after learning how to love without a soul, and then one day a naked Asriel will wake up with his butt in a flower pot. The only downside to that is he'd feel like shit if he remembered everything he's ever done, but I guess everyone loving him, and the resets technically not being murder since they're still alive, would help him cope.
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Do you guys write/have written fanfics?

What are they? How do you feel about them?
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>>166717931
That sounds sappy but the idea of Asriel bleating with a flower pot stuck on his butt is cute.
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>>166718048
> and then one day a naked Asriel will wake up with his butt in a flower pot.
Where's pumpkin when you need her?
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>>166717969
Yeah I've written a couple for /utg/.

http://pastebin.com/panPDREJ - My first, probably my worst imo. I was trying to find a direction but couldn't find much of one. I couldn't find a good balance between too little and too much detail, setup, or any of that junk. I thought it had its moments though.

http://pastebin.com/h2GWHmY6 - This was fun. I made it clear I've never used drugs so I was rolling off of stereotypes. The ending got a little wonky, but it was just something fun and endearing, if not a little cheap. Slightly better than the last.

http://pastebin.com/h2GWHmY6 - My personal favorite. I loved the idea and while I wanted to take it further, I was really practicing on truncating my stories by this point. Although I think the ending fell apart a bit (notice a recurring theme there?) I still liked the direction I took.

http://pastebin.com/xDZk2ni6 - A fun story for Christmas. It didn't get any traction but I like to think people liked it. No news is good news, right?
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Swallowing every drop of Asgore's massive load
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>>166717969
I've written a crossover with Doom
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>>166718203
Getting swallowed whole by Asgore's huge mouth and being inside his massive stomach.
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>>166718280
Making consensual love with Chara in the missionary position under the sheets while holding hands, with the lights out.
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>>166718280
being digested and becoming one with the King
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>>166718518
digestion is not really my thing...
>>166718347
>chara
>humans
eww
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>>166718203
>>166718280
>>166718347
>>166718518
Why can't you guys just hug your favorites instead?
Vore is bad
diddling kids is bad
being a cumslut is gross
hugging: It's pure.
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>>166717969
yes. i havent anymore though but i think about it sometimes.
lewd shit with my favs or angsty garbage.
i can not even look at them anymore. i feel very embarassed thinking about it.
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>>166718680
surrendering yourself and become a part of something greater is the best part of it all

the stomach is not your comfy playhouse, Anon
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>>166718708
there is literally nothing wrong with wanting your favorite to swallow you whole
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>>166719000
Except for like, literally everything.
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I'm awake at humane time.

I hate this.
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>>166719000
why don't you vore some bleach instead?
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>>166719000
There's only one type of acceptable swallowing around here.
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>>166718960
pls just leave me alove with my kinks and fantasies.
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>>166719000
for once, trips actually lie.
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>Toriel / Flowey interactions in fanfiction / AUs almost read word for fucking WORD Stewie and Lois Griffin interactions from Family Guy

>"Oh my flower child, time to get watered!"
>"I WILL KILL YOU"
>"My Goodness! Someone sure is grumpy today!"
>"I. WILL. KILL. YOU."
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>>166719000
>>166719198
What are you talking about? trips always confirm what's true!
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>>166719242
if digits, then vore is a shit tier fetish and loli is now god tier.

kek is on my side. praise be. lend me your repeating digits, frog lord.
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>>166717060
It's true. We see so little of him like that, making it really hard to guess his disposition in various things.

That and writing a dick ass Flowey is obviously more fun.
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>>166719285
kek has forsaken me, vore confirmed for literally-nothing-wrong tier
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>>166717969
Let's not talk about the only fanfic I've basically ever written because it was fetish related.
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>>166719354
what fetish, anon?
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>>166719000
This.
Trips don't lie.
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>>166719427
I think you'd know.
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A real competition between who's the coolest dad!
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>>166719469
>>166719000
>>166719349
remembr if you like vore, then you're literally zuke, the "doesn't know her gender forces her ship into an actual show" tumblrina who loves vore.
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>>166719532
it's vore isn't it.
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>>166719585
hey, don't lump them with me. i really dislike vore, just pointing out that trips don't lie and my digits couldn't revert it.

vore is a bad-tier fetish. loli is top-tier.
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>game released in 2015
>has about 5 hours of content
>maybe fun for a week before you've replayed it to death
>still a general for it in 2017
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>>166719585
>if you share a fetish with someone then you must also think exactly like them and share all their opinions and lifestyle choices
I'm surprised that someone as stupid as you hasn't yet forgotten how to breathe.
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>>166719673
>playing the game
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>>166719312

This part of the comic felt a little strange to me too

>Flowey's crying by himself
>Toriel's mom senses tell her its Asriel for some reason

But can Flowey cry? Can he feel everything except love or compassion? Anyway I still liked this comic, maybe its the art style, maybe its the way Toriel handled the situation instead of going all "MUH BABY". I think it would be an interesting angle if she found out who Flowey was but kept it a secret from him.
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>>166719807
vorefag detected. fuck off to tumblr, zuke.
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churning in Asgore's stomach and not being able to see

only being able to hear, smell, taste, and feel everything around you

passing out in the darkness due to lack of oxygen

no resets
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>>166719873
can't you guys just go make a trash thread
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getting fucking impaled by asgore's trident as he reluctantly takes your soul.

asgore stomping your head in, crushing it in one blow, to make your death relatively painless.
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>>166718253
Nice.
Can i see it?
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>>166720001
i kame________________________________________
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>>166719585
What does this mean?
What did he mean by this?

Also, extreme lewd warning.
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>>166719857
Yeah Flowey crying is pretty out of character.
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>>166719807
Fuck off Zuke
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>>166719857
I think she didnt sense it was flowey but flowey crying sounded like Asriel crying, and asriel is a crybaby. I dont think flowey would be crying alone in a room after TP, that's stretching it. Being near his family could be causing him stress and that's exactly why he said at the end of the game he didn't want to go with them. He can still feel sadness.
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>>166719857
It's full tumblr, including the art style where you draw everyone needlessly fat.
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>>166717060
>Good dads aren't supposed to hurt kids
But kids are okay to murder dads because they don't get what they want. Then again, this artist is apparently a Floweykin who frequently mentions how much better of a dad Sans would be so what do I expect.
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>>166718195
I like your stories, I found them pretty entertaining. You posted the same link for the second and third stories though
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>>166720372

Actually in the last panel its implied she knows its Asriel

>>166720698

Yeah idk. Maybe Flowey thinks its doesnt count since he reset a billion times.
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>>166721221
Yeah, it just comes off massively as throwing stones in a glass house, and knowing the artist pretty much hates Asgore doesn't make me think this is a fault for Flowey, but what the audience should think as well.

I think I should add that Flowey is actually my favorite character, I just think that both his good and bad things can and should be addressed, rather than trying to be morally superior when he's got very little grounds to do so.
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>>166700361

I almost wish she'd do that. That'd be fucking hilarious.
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>>166721343
>ever get so wrapped up in your own concept of subjectivity that you start making apology for genocide by claiming it to be on the same level as the murder of a half-dozen innocents
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GoodNight
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>>166721468
Daily. Don't you?

Maybe I wouldn't be so suspicious, if I didn't know the artist believes that even when alive, Asgore was neglectful and borderline abusive, and how Sans would have been a much more caring father. But time and again I've seen that tumblr can't really write a character, only their opinions with the characters' skin grafted on them.
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>>166720092
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12316198/1/UnderDoom

http://archiveofourown.org/works/9275174/chapters/21019793 if you don't like fanfiction.net]
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thoughts?
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>>166722356
Back to /trash/ where you belong
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>Spray positive charged ectoplasm all over Flowey
>Play this song full blast
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_N10A9qAVA
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>>166722356
I hope Alphys can't fix this.

Nnngh why is Femriel so good?
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>>166721768
Did you forget all the flashback scenes where the second Toriel was in the other room Asgore started drinking brandy and going on drunken rants about how Asriel was enough to ruin his life and Chara just made it worse and how Chara just should have died like the shitstain human he is when he fell while adding burn marks to Chara's back which Toriel wouldn't be able to find because of how scarred it was to begin with
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>>166722617
Man Imagine a Ghostbusters crossover
Poor Napstablook, or anyone for that matter
>WE GOT HUNDREDS OF CLASS FIVE ENTITIES COMING FROM MT. EBBOT
>ON THE COUNT OF 3...BLAST EM
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lewd af
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>>166720698
>Then again, this artist is apparently a Floweykin who frequently mentions how much better of a dad Sans would be so what do I expect.
Knew I had a good reason to hate this fucker. Its always the Sorielfags that pull this kind of shit
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It was so lewd that it killed everyone.

Post you're tunes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xc6tpOgm1HE
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>>166723745
I just woke up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOhpHX3q7P8
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>>166723745
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5g6-BpLlT8
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i LOVE Chara
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>>166724102
bruh same
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>>166723745
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svE60ic4akE
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>>166721890
I actually spent time to read this.... and I somehow kinda like it.
Do you know when are the next parts coming up?
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>>166724496
I'll write the next chapter tomorrow. This week is pretty clogged with college and forcing my PC to run the new Doom game.

I'm really glad you sort of like it. You got any recommendations/comments/criticisms?
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>>166721890
Pretty cringy desu
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>>166724716
any particular part that needs attention?

and how do you even make anything undertale non-cringey? i read some really good undertale fan fiction and just "wow, how they do that?"
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>>166724909
Mixing Doom and Undertale at all is just cringy not to mention you aren't very good at writing dialog or actions so it all just comes off really bad
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>>166724678
>You got any recommendations/comments/criticisms?
Not really at the moment besides the natural light cringeness of "oh god, it's a crossover", I still need time to digest the story (besides, it's 5AM, so I can't really think straight at the moment anyways)
But I'm excited for the next things to come from this story! (mainly because I just want to know what will happen next)
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>>166724943
shit. i really need to up my game.
>>166724978
thanks for that. will update soon. will also try to write better.
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>>166725046
>shit. i really need to up my game.
anon...I was just shit posting. I haven't even read the fic
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>>166725081
>I haven't even read the fic
Maybe you should give it a little read, it's pretty decent.

and with that, I'm off to dreamland, g'night kiddos.
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>>166725081
goddammit man! you scared me.
tho i think you're right, despite shitposting. i reread the last chapter and i realized that it sound monotonous between dialogue.

so thanks for shitposting? at least i could see flaws better.
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>>166725202
good night, thanks for the feedback.
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>>166724471
does that make frisk as koichi, and papyrus as josuke?
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>>166725704
yes
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>>166717969
I don't have any finished fics, and I'd never post them anywhere, but I've got a handful of character interactions and outlines written down in a notepad file. Most of them are for my ideas on how post-TP would work or how to do crossovers. I'm not talented or determined enough to write the full stories.
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what about this dummy
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>>166725202
sleep well lil skell
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>>166725704
Not that anon, but I would say Alphys makes a better Koichi because of her similar personality to him and her friendship with Sans.
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>>166726052
>similar personality
what? Not at all
>Friendship with Sans
Literally all of that is headcanon

Did you even play this game?
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>>166725942
He likes to eat boys
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>>166723745
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-2251_at-k
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>>166726203
Slander and lies.
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>>166726245
>System of a down
surprised someone still listens to then
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Snowdrake a cute!
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>>166726153
I did play the game, please don't be rude.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7NJ6dIjV_U
She's quite cowardly, but she can pull through if the situation is desperate, like what happens in the Genocide route where she evacuates the populace.
How close she and Sans are is ambiguous, but she knows him well enough to predict his next line in the good ending and Sans knows her well enough to know about the Amalgamate situation.
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>>166726406
Snowdrake is a pretty huggable birb
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>>166726361
I love Serj Tankian's voice and the chaotic energy in many of their songs, Toxicity is just one of those albums that helps me think
they're actually putting out a new album this year
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goodnight thread
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>tfw Toriel would have let Asriel do whatever he wanted and turn into a tran in his teens
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>>166727435
goodnight bones
enjoy your Friday
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>>166727457
>tfw Toriel would have let Asriel do whatever he wanted and drink bleach under the sink and died
fixed for accuracy
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>he jacks off to Undertale
I hope no one here is serious
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we dead, have some fluff questions

>favorite
>are they a morning person or night owl?
>do they prefer coffee, tea, or something else?
>do they have any fears about the surface?
>do they prefer the company of monsters or humans?
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>>166728451
Just let /utg/ die
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>>166728956
Never.
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>>166728956
but I like it here
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I finally fuckin' found it
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>>166728451
Asgore
Has to get up early to look after his plants
Tea
Probably a repeat of the whole war thing
Monsters
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>>166729204
I read this once. They try to make Chara an innocent lil girl who din du nuffin because an evil edgy demon ghost told her to do it.
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>>166729727
is it Geno? the true evil mastermind?
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am i the only one getting tired of people complaining about chara headcanons or is it just me
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>>166731156
You get used to it.
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>>166731156
It doesn't bother me but then again its one of those things I just ignore most of the time. Like any conversation about Mettaton, Sans, Papyrus or Flowey.
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>>166731356
I should add that its not that I dislike those characters more that i'm just not really interested in talking about them
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>>166731356
>ignore 50% of the cast
wew
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>>166731664
Ha I anticipated that mere seconds before you responded! >>166731662

Really though I like the skeletons, Flowey and Mettaton but I just don't really have much to say about them so I don't really join in on conversations focused around just them. I assume the same is true for a lot of people on here
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>>166731156
Both are stupid.
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>>166731156
>not filtering the words Chara, Toriel, Flowey and Sans
Its like you want this place to be nothing but shit posting
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>>166732121
Why are you here even?
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>>166732803
For Asriel, Asgore, Undyne, Mettaton, Alphys and Papyrus. You know? The other characters that people might like?
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>>166731826
BUT THAT'S... a perfectly decent and reasonable position to take. Good on ya, anon.

>>166731156
I actually wouldn't mind, or wouldn't care about it, if some could just fucking cool it down. But unfortunately, Chara has been picked up as a social cause and you know how that goes.
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>>166732865
I guess. Most people just end up liking the game as a whole and those characters have important roles in it even if they're not your favorites.
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>>166733000
They also have the worst fans that should be ignored most of the time.
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>>166733065
>letting fans ruin a character for you
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>>166733716
>taking my shit posting so seriously
Stop being so dumb
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>>166720753
Aw, thanks. Unfortunately when pastebin anon went through a while back it looks like he saved the same story twice. Might be lost to oblivion, I guess.
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>>166718195
>>166734062
I enjoyed the last one when I read it
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>>166734062
really too bad, I like to see new writers pop up whenever possible, since all of them already pretty much dead right now
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>>166734443
>>166720753
Aha! Found it! Thank you, archive. I really should dump these on an AO3 for posterity.

http://pastebin.com/6QFdJrN1

>>166734147
Thanks. I was actually kinda disappointed by the lack of responses back then, not for (you)s but because I was trying to adhere to criticism of my last story and how someone thought the actions were too samey. I'm not a writer but I still like to improve. Not that I don't proof-read my own stuff extensively, but there's some thing you just don't catch, y'know?
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Mornin

Please bring google fiber to wisconsin
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>>166734980
Nah fuck you it's gotta come to Indiana first
Also post more images of Undertales with FUCKING GUNS
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>>166717969
I wrote a couple of fics, when started a longfic I never got past the second chapter of
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>>166734863
What you could also do is create a pastebin account so that it would be really easy to find all your old stuff both for you and for people on /utg/ who want to read more. Its something Doogle did and I believe MSPG does it as well
>>166735075

>>166735248
Floweyfag?
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>>166735332
No, lizard.
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>>166735642
oh okay
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>>166717969
A lot of requests and a couple of my own. Currently trying for a long darkfic, as well as continue my previous works and prior requests.

Should have already gotten a chapter done, but I've been down with work and sickness all week.
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>>166732121
hehehe
secret flowey post
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>>166735824
Ah a new image to filter!
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>>166735332
Ooh, I'll look into that. Thanks, anon.
>>166735824
But that's not a secret at all!
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>>166735851
Here's one more for the road.
>>166735917
It's cute to imagine him skitter on a tiled or waxed floor with those.
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>>166735824
>can't even do the meme right
idiot
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Good morning utg. Happy Friday.
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>>166721768
>, if I didn't know the artist believes that even when alive, Asgore was neglectful and borderline abusive, and how Sans would have been a much more caring father
Sometimes I wish I didn't like Asgore so I could just blame every single thing on a single character and completely write him off as shit and just pretend everyone else was perfect and wonderful all the time.
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>>166735824
I'm judging.
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>>166736105
TGIF, botfriend!
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>>166736105
Good morning
Im still asleep, it snowed over night so im huddled in blankets
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Serious non-bait question here but what do you think should happen to the various 'bad guy' post TP?

I'm talking about characters like Flowey, Asgore and Chara here? Assuming that all of them made it to the surface and are around in some form for Chara like Charanarrator or whatever

What do YOU want to happen to each of them? What do you think is fair?
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I'm just gonna leave this here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afIFUtH1Z5M

>>166736105
Hi there, fellow botlover!
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>>166737571
Well since I'm a FloweyFrisk fag I want them to be happy together
Asgore stays a bachelor until he finds someone to fill that hole
Chara is fucking dead
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新年快乐! (Happy Chinese New Year!)
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>>166737737
Happy year of the cock
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>>166737571
I want Asgore to be happy and Flowey to be kept in a position where he can't hurt anyone, like Floweypot. I like the idea of Chara's spirit (assuming Charrator is a thing) sticking around with Frisk and experiencing life through them, but I think it's more poetic if they let go of Frisk and moved on after you hug Asriel.

>>166737582
Good tunes. Music sharing time?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vRU73AcMyo
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>>166737571
Technically, pretty much all the monsters are 'bad guys' for having attacked Frisk at some point.

Assuning you're not baiting, Chara is pretty much dead, so either they eventually become Frisk's Stand, or they gradually fade away. Flowey desperately needs a really good therapist, but with enough effort he could live a more or less decent life. Asgore should probably put most of his efforts into bridging the gap between humans and monsters and once that's on its way, slowly move into the background and let the new blood take over. All I want is for him to seek out the remaining descendants of the six and explain things to them.
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>>166737571
Flowey can go exploring and the like to stay interested.
Asgore is a fucking gardener who won't harm anyone now that he doesn't have the obligation of freeing his people on his shoulders and has literally eternity to repent for it barring him ans Toriel having another kid.
Chara in Charnarrator helped you SAVE Asriel in the end so Chara has some form of redemption, past that they will probably just stick around with Frisk until Frisk dies.
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>>166737979
Yeah - we can post music.
That undertale mashup remix just popped up in my subscription box so i wanted to share it here.

Recently i'm getting fucking hyped for this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVU27pIZUrQ
I can't wait to get my hands on that DLC
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>>166737571
Flowey/Asriel and Chara need intense amounts of therapy, and Asgore/Toriel need similar amounts of marriage counseling. (even if Chara is an incorporeal ghost thing). Assuming Flowey did learn something in Asriel's significantly more peaceful final moments than his last "death", he may be rehabilitated and assuming he can be forgiven I don't see why he can't hang around.
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>>166738608
>>166738045
>>166737979
>>166737696
I see.
Thank you for your responses and I think i'll ask this again later tonight when we get some more people here
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>>166738736
Make sure you credit me if you ever end up using my response for something.

My name is Anon, and I was born on October 1st, 2003
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Good morning /utg/! What are you up to on this fine friday?
I checked the poll this morning to decide flowey's fate... it's exactly 50/50
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>>166739146
Hey, petra!
T-there's a poll?
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Boop
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>>166739146
Learning to draw for this goat.

Anyone know any good resources/tutorials to read/watch for learning to draw?
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>>166739507
https://mega.nz/#F!2RARFaLA!VTiQb6eRXfV4V6mYQ6FJTA

Beware, some of it is in not English.
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>>166739565
Thanks!
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>>166739146
Hey Petra - how's that underquest thingy going?
Oh - and what poll do you mean?
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>>166739146
I've been drawing lewd Undyne for most of my waking hours in the /trash/ thread. I need a break.
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>>166739146
being depressed and wondering why I still come here and questioning my tastes
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Don't look goat mom! Peeking is naughty!
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>>166739968
You can't stop me!
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>>166739201
>>166739820
oh, my apologies, this poll:
http://www.strawpoll.me/12206930/r

and I may come back and continue it tonight, depends on how many assignments I have due

>>166739857
no one remembers my undyne lewds, this is good
I need to visit trash again, they comfy man.

>>166739958
its quite simple anon!
you just have good taste
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>>166739146
My friends are being so confusing that I think I'll just stay home.
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>>166740152
Oh, how dare you disrespect goat mom!
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>>166740203
>and I may come back and continue it tonight, depends on how many assignments I have due
No rush! Also voted. Gonna spare a flowe.
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"Oh my, I've been rushed off my feet all day. Would you mind giving them a little massage anon?~"
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>>166740509
XD
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>>166740554
Let me have my fantasies anon.
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>>166723745
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJwo6bMKBaw
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>>166740509
I think I'm gonna end up gay just because I feel so awkward with women.
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Secret handsome goat dad
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Public cute goat.
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>>166740279
I'd never do such a thing!

>>166740509
I do not mind at all, I'm always here to please you, Tori
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This Chara is privately owned, $5 have been withdrawn from your banking account for viewing it.
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Lovely goat dad hugging the strong fish and the tiny lizard.
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>>166741102
jokes on you, i dont have 5$ to take!

im so poor
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Chara burpfic?
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>>166741551
Chara burpfic?
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>>166741551
youre late
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>>166740692
i want him to eat me
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>>166741696
Oh, no! Are you sure that you want to get swallowed by him?
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guys are we in a timelo
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guys are we in a timelo
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guys are we in a timelo
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>>166741119
He's doubled his daughter count!
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>>166742735
Unf.
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>>166742735
Why would Jelly want a dick anyways?
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>>166742735
hot
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>>166743243
Jelly just wants to make people happy
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>>166743389
Then we can just chill and watch tv.
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>>166743389
jelly makes me sad
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>>166743548
What contentfags make you happy?
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>>166743676
pumpkin, mspg, angstrom, the mettaton drawfag and the two skeleton drawfags
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>>166743676
Pumpkin, Jelly, and anyone who will draw Mettaton
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Bump
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>>166743676
All of them.
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>>166744548
I hate the way this gives me boner.
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>>166744548
>that pic
What the...
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>>166743676
everybody
petra is fun to talk to
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Lizard.

Back from the dead to say I love you all, even Sorielfag
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>>166744790
Asrielfags used to be massively gay.
Then they made Asrielle.
Then they died, the end.
Not really, they are still gay.
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>>166745218
Can confirm, still gay for him.
Asrielle was made by jealous straights who weren't content with Toriel.
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>>166745105
oh yeah, petra is pretty cool too. forgot to add him
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>>166744548
Ah the good ol' days...
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papyrus rules
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>>166745218
Asrielfags are nice

>>166745408
Jealous of what? They're both hot
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>>166745446
sans drools
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>>166745495
>Jealous of what?
Not hot young goat to love.
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>>166745495
>Toriel
>hot
get your eyes checked
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>>166745218
/utg/ history is even better than anime. Every day I learn something new about this place and it never ceases to amaze me

>>166745408
Maybe it's just me, but I don't see that many Asrielfags around
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>>166745689
No u
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>>166745739
Asrielfags are still our largest group so its just you.
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All three goats are hot in different ways
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>>166745857
Top taste
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Some goat dad
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>>166745857
Objectively true
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>>166745739
They're an endangered group, it's not you.
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>>166745739
There's a lot of them, not everyone likes to avatarfag or post in every thread. No offense meant to the people that do.
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papyrus sucking sans ecto cock
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>>166746262
I I try not to avatarfag, nobody else posts Alphys and it makes me sad
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>>166746262
You don't have to play coy
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>>166746419
Alphys has underrated boop potential
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>>166746419
Maybe there are plenty of Alphysfags around but they all think the same and don't post Alphys. Nothing wrong with posting an image here and there, especially if it's really good or recent art
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>>166746309
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>>166746542
I want to tap into that potential
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>>166746419
Don't worry about it, post what you like. Personally, I don't like being recognized, so I avoid it for that reason.
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>>166746729
I don't seek out recent art as much as I should, I repost shit I've saved from /utg/ and e621 like a scrub. Maybe I could be the resident Lizardfag
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>>166746419
>>166746863
>tfw you named your files for organization
>tfw you can't go back
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>>166744548
WITNESS ME!
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>>166746736
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>>166746948
Role reversal?
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>>166747045
S T O P
T
O
P
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>>166746916
just dont post pictures, nobody knows who you are right now
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>>166746309
>>166746736
How did the ecto-meme even get started? It's just dumb

>>166746916
I have one huge folder for everything across all boards, I'm kind of awful
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>>166747045
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>>166746885
As long as it's good stuff, feel free to share and become the resident Lizardfag!
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Cute goat dad picking up a little child.
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>>166747270
tossafrisk
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>>166746916
Or just rename every picture before posting.
That's what i do.
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>>166747171
>how did the ecto meme get started?
Couldn't tell ya
>It's just dumb
*hot
>>166747230
One more for the road
i basically archived the last /y/ thread on my phone. I keep meaning to upload them somewhere but I'm lazy. I'll stop.
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>>166747230
you tell them daddy swappy papyruse.. ur glowingg ecto cummy is only deserved for them only you daddy papryus yes,,.
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>>166747445
I told you to stop.
So stop.
Right.
Now.
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>>166745739
I don't typically spam and neither do most of them.
But they're here.
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>>166747538
ok sheesh
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>>166746916
Randomize filename is a standard feature of 4chanX.
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>>166747445
Fontcest is objectively the worst ship, prove me wrong. WITH EVIDENCE, not just porn
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>>166747171
tumblr and deviantart
same as with the flaming eye

I mean he just stuck a flashlight there to look scary or some shit but then people headcanon and the worst, start sharing those headcanons and making art of that stuff until tons of people think it's canon.
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>>166747830
I don't hate the flaming eye when it's subtle, but yeah. Figures
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>>166747601
good
now we can be friends

>>166747752
i wouldnt even if i could
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>>166747904
It's not bad, but how common it is and how people think it's canon is.
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Im papyrs
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>>166748260
time to break some bones
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>>166745739
The /trash/ thread calmed things down considerably but we're still here. Worship is dead in /utg/ though.
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>>166748260
NO!! I'M PAPYRUS!!!
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Goat dad dancing with Frisk.
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>>166748519
Goat Dad tripping and crushing Frisk.
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>>166748575
Please, don't.
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>>166748427
>That pic
Oh, the memories...
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The spider a cute! CUTE!!!
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Bullying your fave at school!
Not letting your fave play with the other kids!
Hitting your fave when the teacher's looking the other way!
Acting like the victim when you get caught and your fave being punished instead!
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>>166748890
No!
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>>166748930
>Bullying your fave
>Mentally and physically abusing your fav
You're going to jail.
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>>166748427
Why do you tempt me like this.
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>>166748930
canon
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>>166748890
yes

>>166748930
why would you do this? pap dindu nuffin
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>>166748890
Yes!

>>166748983
You take that back!
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>>166748575
I'm suddenly reminded of all those short fics about Asgore trying to have joyful time with the children but then he fucks up every time and all of them end up dead in variously terrible accident.
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>>166748890
But can the spider prevent forest fires?
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>>166748427
You know what?
Post more.
For old times sake.
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>>166748890
the spider a sexy
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>>166745739
i like to lurk
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>>166747752
I hate it but don't complain anymore
Cept for right now
Shit
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So this is a thing now.
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>>166749436
>Tumblr
why would you go there?
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>>166749436
anon's gonna get rekt so hard
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>>166749436
relation to undertale?
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>>166749647
that's Frisk
>>166749553
that's one way of putting it
>>166749524
I crave suffering
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>>166749085
Whatever do you mean?
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>>166749720
>that's Frisk
but is it really?
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>>166749720
I expected this to be bloodier.
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>>166749720
>that's Frisk
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>>166749720
but if you go there, the only one who will be suffering is you
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>>166749436
>>>/v/cringe

Go there and stay there. We do not want this shit here.
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Howdy utg! How has your Friday gone? What have you been up to today?
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>>166749263
Can do.
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>>166749964
Undertale.
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>>166749820
it's a mystery
>>166749865
skipped a few pages, but it's mostly pg-13 level
https://unknown-20xx.tumblr.com/post/156292381645
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>>166748983
Her cuteness is so strong, it could level a skyscraper! She doesn't though, because she is nice and cute like that!
>>166749153
Obviously.
>>166749185
Of course! Those better be toy or water guns, anon.
>>166749223
Yes. In fact, everyone can! But especially the spider, because her cuteness is unmatched.
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>>166750006
>>
REMOVE THE SPIDER
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>>166749263
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>>166750153
no
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>>166750131
>Muffet
>nice
she's a stone-cold bitch but thats why i like her
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>>166749964
A bit tired (i got just three hours of sleep thanks to my lovely neighbors), but still satisfied with what i did today.
How about you, goatmom?

>>166750006
Yaaaas!
Show that new fishlover how /utg/ used to be!
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>>166749964
My friday has gone well sorta. I had plans for today, but had to leave them for tomorrow cause I had no time. It's been an entertaining day
I'm also finding a lot of lewd stuff about my fav lately and dear god, my heart is going to explode
How you doing?
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>>166750148
worship
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>>166750148
I just want to grab this goat by the ears and make out with him for the rest of my life!
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>>166749964

I'm doing alright. Roused myself from bed with a bit more purpose today, but I still need improvement. Feeling mildly better about myself and making some progress on tasks instead of mostly ignoring it like has been the habit. Flipflopping on my cheapness and indecisiveness for useful spending. Hope I'll be making some real progress before too long, but I do have real reason to wait a while more...

How are you 'ma?
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>>166749746
I think you know.
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>>166750390
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Hello There I Am Sans The Skeleton. Ask Me Anything, /Utg/!
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>>166750897
no youre not
sans wouldnt capitalize every letter
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>>166750746
Oh god...
What's happening, anon?
You actually sound really depressed (speaking from experience).
Can i help you somehow?
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>>166750891
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>>166750335
Had a pretty chill day. Work wasen't too bad so I can't complain. Sorry about your neighbors man
>>166750349
Thats good to hear! What are your plans for tomorrow?
>>166750746
I can't complain. I'm glad you are feeling better about yourself today though. Budgeting is never easy thats for sure
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Chara peeing!
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>>166751436
Asgore contemplating forcing Chara's head under the bathwater after losing sleep again because of Chara's bedwetting!
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>>166751565
T-tell me more, Anon!
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Kissu
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http://imgur.com/a/pYlaq

Send help. I have to stop my drawing addiction.
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>>166751706
kissu!
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Even as a straight guy, I can't help but love Mettaton. His legs are everything!
Do you think he'll like me?
I tend to pick my nose and scratch my ass in public quite a lot. I also have the habit of going without showering for months and one of my fantasies include burping in my partner's face. This, and I also like to piss in public when drunk at night and drool all over my sofa when sleeping.
Do you think Mettaton will find these things about me attractive/hot?
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>>166751851
Wow, No way you are going to stop. Thats really, really good anon and really, really fucking hot
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>>166751885
Boop!
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>>166751851
Is this after Alphys killed herself because Undyne cheated on her with every other person in the Underground simultaneously
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>>166751851
no, this is a good addiction
besides, its only an addiction if you want to stop
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>>166751985
probably not but who knows. Maybe Mettaton is secretly really into horrible slobs.
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>>166751851
whos the cute girl?
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>>166750148
He can whip it out for me any day he wants.
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>>166752049
Nah, don't worry. She's into it.
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Anon feeling like shit!
Anon killing himself!
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>>166752314
Is that what she tells Undyne while secretly adding more scars to her body in the bathroom, knowing Undyne will never find out because she'll never look at her anyway
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>>166752358
*but it refused
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>>166751370
My plans for tomorrow include extending my gym contract and talking to a guy I'm giving English classes to fix our schedule. I might go to a sports shop to check if they have a basketball jersey I'm looking for.
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>>166752036
bop!
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>>166751851
With each picture like that Undyne get higher and higher on my personal favorites list.
So, no - don't stop.
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>>166752017
>>166752058
Thank you. Sometimes I do remember what playing games and eating food feels like though and it can feel bad for a moment.

>>166752201
My attempt at drawing something else than a blankfaced femanon.

>>166752049
Yes.

No. Don't take these seriously.
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why is sans such a piece of shit?
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>>166752998
44
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>>166752971
oh, the freckles were a good choice
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>>166752945
>only liking a character because of porn reasons
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>>166752971
do you have a lewd blog or somthing I can follow?
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>>166751189

You gave me a new MTT which I appreciate, I don't know what else you could do but thank you.

Honestly though I wouldn't explicitly admit it under normal circumstances but I've been depressed for years, at least most of a decade, and its made me sick inside and out. I've gotten too good at bottling up my emotions and ignoring things that I'm wrapped up with many different nervous symptoms that get in the way of being effective now. I want to cry often but can't, when on a rare occasion I do its just a few seconds before I go back to choking that feel down. A reason I am maybe more nervous than usual is that I am tentatively scheduled to go into the hospital for a while for observation while off any medication, for another problem that probably arose alongside this nervous mess, and I'm a bit worried I'll lose it there. What is adding even more to the stress is that I don't really have an appointment for it, I'm just going to get a call sometime and come in the next day at most.

I should talk about it more instead of what I do but it makes me nervous and this probably isn't the place. In the mean time thanks, and I am trying to get back to basics.
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undertale
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Would you still love your favorite if they were just a head in a jar?
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>>166754065
>>>/v/
Stop bitching
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>>166754124
no cuz id have to carry them around if i wanted to hang out
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>>166753703
Yes, it's called /utg/. It's a pretty dead place though. :^)

I don't really have anything else. I don't think anyone would really care outside of /utg/ or /trash/. One of my driving forces is that I don't have to take them so seriously and that might be difficult outside of 4chan. I don't know anything about Tumblr or twitter really.
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I want Asgore to kick my filthy ass
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>>166754065
It's a game
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>>166752968
Floweys entire existence is already a punishment and he's resigned to isolate himself.

Asgore is similarly wrecked by guilt already and has been for a long time. Things don't go perfectly for him but I'm glad he managed to find some kind of peace in gardening. He doesn't really seem like a bad person. Just weak willed.

Chara is fucking dead. What more do they need?
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>>166754125
How was that bitching?
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>>166754484
It didn't have enough bug monsters.
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>>166754316
Ture dat. Well keep it coming. You draw really well
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>>166754716
it's because bugs suck
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>>166754716
No it did not, it should have had the option to go to the city.
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>>166754716
or bird monsters
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>>166754780
It needed a mosquito monster that could suck and drain your soul.
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>>166754065
get out
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>>166753913
Keep hanging in there botfriend. I can't really relate since I've never been truly depressed but I can imagine it feels bad. I hope everything works out for you.
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>>166754863
when will your dick be satisfied
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>>166755061
when youre on top of it big boy
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>>166754716
>tfw no thicc ladybug monster girl
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>>166708731
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How would the Undertale characters call you if you were in their world? Match the responses with the correct character.
Bro
Nerd
Human
Darling
Mate
Child
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>>166755259
Sans > Bro
Undyne > Nerd
PAPYRUSNYEHEHEHE > Human
Mettaton > Darling
Asgore > Mate
2Toriel > Child
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>>166754439
This is kinda cool.
I want to be horribly wounded in a battle to death against him.
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>>166755259
Toriel for all
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>>166754863
Owls are birds.
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>>166755259
They would all call me their love, the only one for them, the only man strong and virile enough to show them the way and make their decisions
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>>166708430
>pure
As in innocent? Shit you right, my gf and I too damn frisky for all that
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>>166754992

Thanks a lot senor, I appreciate the thought. Don't want to be too negative. Maybe, hopefully, by spring I'll be on the rise. Be seeing you.
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Alphys just suggested you to come and watch Boku no Pico with her. Would you:
a) Accept
b) Turn it down
c) Alphys would never have such bad tastes
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>>166755572
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>>166755810
C
Alphys canonically isn't into kids
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>>166755890
Is that why she likes Frisk so much even though they're supposed to be a mortal enemy of the monster kingdom?
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I bet Alphys is into bara
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>>166755810
C. She'd want to watch something like Kissy Kissy Mew Mew or something.
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>>166756118
I'm sure. Alphys has terrible tastes.
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>>166756316
>not liking men actually looking and acting like men
kek
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>>166756118
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>>166756379
>liking men
pathetic
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>>166756118
alphys is into a lot of things and bara is probably one of them from the way she had a crush on asgore.
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>>166756379
That's not really what it is.
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>>166756456
>liking women
what a faggot
>>166756462
>Alphys has the best taste in waifus and husbandos
>ends up hanging out with both of them post TP
What did Toby mean by this?
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>>166756557
>What did Toby mean by this?
THREESOME
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>>166756557
Compensating with lusting over meatloafs is for girls, not you.
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>>166756096
Just because you like someone and want to be friends with them or at the very least save them from a horrible death it doesn't mean you want to fuck them
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>>166756456
>liking women
not enough variety
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>>166756679
Yes, that would normally be the case but this is Alphys we're talking about. Exactly how many friends has she made?
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>>166755810
B
BnP is boring and horribly animated. The characters are uninteresting and despite what praise it gets for emotional stuff it is pathetically unemotional.
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>>166756683
theres so much variety with women, i wish i could show you the light
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>>166756557
>enjoying men
double faggot
>>166756683
>he thinks liking your own gender is variety
liking your own gender is even less variety than liking the opposite sex. They don't call it homosexual (same sex gay sex) for the variety
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Is Undyne punk enough?
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>>166756805
>he actually watched pedo porn
>posts Asriel
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>>166756683
You sound american.
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>>166756784
Wouldn't her lack of friends be even more reason for her to want to be platonic friends with this human
She does outright say that she's not romantically interested in Frisk, too
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>>166756974
American women are the hottest unless you like deformed monkeys
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Don't fight, my dear anons! It's unhealthy!
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>>166757146
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>>166757231
>>166757231
Nice MTT, my sweet botposter!
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>>166756906
She's exactly:
Ten percent punk
Twenty percent spear
Fifteen percent concentrated power of gill
Five percent lewd fish
Fifty percent wife
And one hundred percent reason to be best Undertale

After this display of autism I can answer you. Yes, she is punk enough
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>>166753913
I want to say that i've been there, but it wasn't as bad as your case.
But... Even at some of my lowest points in last months there always were people here willing to listen to me.
There was one particular thread last year that literally made me cry and it turned out it was just what i needed.
I even made a friend in here so if it makes you feel any better - post all you want. Maybe you will someone here too.
I wish i could help you in some other way...

In the meantime - have another cute robot.
Oh - and sorry for a late reply.

>>166753203
Well - not ONLY because of porn, but...
Come on - these are some nice lewds.
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don't look
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I just want a cute lizard boyfriend to hug and fug
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>>166757042
I was trying to google that pic of all average female faces, it didn't include american so I googled 'average american woman' and got a reminder on why I disagree.
https://feministphilosophers.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/averageface.jpg
For what it's worth the average English(most of your white people are descendants of brits, no?) woman looks ok, but is hardly the only one.

Undertale.
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>>166756917
>doesent want to diddle Asriels fluffy bum

pleb
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>>166757372
Very good!
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>>166757438
oh no i looked
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>>166757536
Those are okay but they have more potential than just that.
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>>166757475
>find asain and black women to be the hottest
>only like white dudes
What does it mean
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>>166757042
>implying American women can't also be deformed monkeys
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>>166757673
Who knows. Most of us spend so much more time consuming media these days that it probably has bigger impact on us than the actual people around us.
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im gonna post these cuties real quick
bye
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>>166756851
>>166756883
whoops lemme clarify on that
not enough variety in fictional women in that they always have one of like four maybe five body types
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>>166757827
see ya
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>>166757827
hello goodbye
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>>166757827
sans hits his brother during sex
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>>166757672
sure, but this board is too blue for handholding
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>>166758437
I'm not talking about handholding.
I'm talking about something much, much raunchy than that!
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>>166758036
>not enough variety in fictional women in that they always have one of like four maybe five body types
that's the same case with men, open your eyes lad.
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What would Mettaton say if I Walken on him during a delicate moment? (when he's naked, for example)
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>>166758778
>Walken
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>>166758778
>Darling could you help me tighten this? I can't seem to get a steady grip.
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>>166758778
>Walken
Why would you turn into American actor Christopher Walken?
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>>166757406

Thanks too. Glad to hear you met somebody here. I mostly just lurked here until replying to another botposter last year who was being a bit grim, with an odd mixture of some cautionary grimness and banality. :/

I don't think I'm good at conversing online as it is. I think there might be people who could listen but I'm mostly not wanting to talk as a start there. For today I think I'm going to cool it here, and maybe try and do a couple more things to have improved over my routine. Have a good weekend sir.
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>>166758778
>>166758916
>Guess what, darling. I've got a fever...
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post your favorite being cute
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Were there any fights in Undertale that you felt were misleading that you could/couldn't spare?
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>>166759685
I didn't notice my soul changing color during Undyne's fight at first, and I hadn't realized I could flee from battles. But that was me being an idiot rather than the battle itself being misleading.
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>>166759528
okay
>>166759685
Undyne made me feel like a retard
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>>166759528
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>>166759528
Does it count if she's smol and cute?
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>>166759895
>>166759846
I was lucky, because after talking stopped working I kept spamming the "spare" button, and noticed the turn "flee" popped up.
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>>166759489
Well - i'm not good at starting conversations either.
If i had a penny for every steam chat i started with "hey there" i wouldn't even be here...

> another botposter last year who was being a bit grim, with an odd mixture of some cautionary grimness and banality
That actually could've been me.

>>166759528
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>>166760060
of course
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>>166759507
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClQcUyhoxTg
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>>166759528
That's easy!
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>>166759528
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>>166759528
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>>166760682
that's not cute!
that's lewd
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>>166759507
WHAT KIND OF FEVER?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPPd8htmVYE
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>>166760161
Alphys is quick to recognize Mewdness
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>>166760161
I want to do things to that robot.

I always start with "How's it going?" or "What's up?" so much so that I think it's kind of funny but it's an honest question.
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>>166759528

>>166761042
Kek.
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How would MTT ask to use your bathroom when you'll invite him to your house?
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>>166759528
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>>166760740
no it's not. the smol goat doesn't know what lewd is. he just likes the human so much he doesn't mind being naked around them.
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>>166759528
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>>166761071
Same here.
Problem is that...
I'm awful at talking to people i don't know that well.
It always ends in this awkward small-talk, like:
>Hey! How's it going?
>It's fine
>k cool
For some reason i always feel bad when that happens.

>>166761042
Mewdness you say...
I think this is the cutest pic i have.
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>>166760161

We'll get there one day, to be able to begin and carry an engaging conversation. Just recently I wish I did better when I met somebody I respected, but I'll give myself the excuse for having been up since 1AM...

>That actually could've been me.

If that's the case cool, and sorry about the depressing jumper story. I'm still interested in getting an FFL too if that rings a bell.

If not sorry that you felt that way at all!

>>166759528

I don't know where the little mettaton idea came from but I think it can be cute.
>>
rev up those textposts
>>
I can't believe that botfags are the most active Characterfags now
>>
d-termination x
>>
what does your favorite smell like?
>>
>>166761958
botfags are good people
>>
>>166762070
Boss monster musk
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>>166761872
>FFL
Nope. I guess that wasn't me.
>If not sorry that you felt that way at all!
Nah - don't worry. It's fine.
>>
>>166762070
She has a sweet, peppery smell
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>>166762157
t.botfag
>>
>>166762070
Smells like goat
>>
>>166762070
butterscotch, cinnamon and flowers with a distinct hint of goat
>>
>>166762382
nah, you posted my favorite
>>
>>166762157
Botfags are some kind of homosexuals.
>>
>>166761958
I'm trying to ignore them tbqh
>>
>>166762070
Flowers and tea
>>
>>166762070
gotes and flowers and cute
>>
>>166762496
theyre all cute girls
>>
>>166762070
pine needles and burnt pasta
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>>166762070
Like goat, dark thoughts and cute.
>>
>>166762623
same with dadfags and floweyfags
>>
>>166762070
Sushi.
>>
>>166762070
smells like bones
>>
>>166762479
>>166762157
I kind of hate you and wish that you would stop coming here because you always make this place less fun
>>
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>>166762070
like flowers and cinnamon
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i like all the characterfags here
i just dont like some specific posters
>>
>>166762894
Bye.
>>
>>166763015
>i just dont like some specific posters
Like who?
>>
>>166763071
people who post cringe or fetish stuff all the time or people who shit on other peoples favorites
>>
Pitch some AU ideas
>>
>>166763206
bowling team AU
>>
>>166762894
i wish i would stop coming here too
>>
>>166763206
AU where everyone but Sans remembers the resets
>>
>>166763019
Why? Because I don't like his shit posting?
>>166763398
That was too harsh but I wish you would cut back on the shit posting and stopped acting like a jerk to people even if you are just being ironic
>>
>>166762070
Spiders and fresh baked dough.
>>
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>>166761652
That's why I'll bruteforce the conversation sometimes. Keep adding in new topics or asking the other person more questions. If there truly is nothing to be said then that's fine too.

>>166761872
I absolutely love that little derpy robot. It makes my day every single time.

>>166762623
Oh no! My secret!
>>
>>166763502
Yeah, you really should stop doing that, Soriel.
>>
>>166763206
Alphys gets addicted to huffing monster dust infused with DT
>>
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>>166763638
>>
>>166763502
i like everyone here man, even you. sorry if i got to you or anyone really
>>166763638
soriel likes me though
>>
>>166763708
you're my favorite
>>
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How are you guys spending your friday night?

I'm personally taking care of my sisters dogs while playing SMT Strange Journey
>>
>>166763936
thanks soriel
>>
What UT character triggers hyper masculine guys?
>>
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>>166759528
>>
>>166764057
hangin' out with my buddies on /utg/
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>>166762695
Who's calling me a girl again
>>
>>166764086
None of them? Maybe the children because pedophila is wrong
>>166764182
t.girl
>>
>>166763167
I only post fetish stuff sometimes.
Mostly if I find it funny, even if I don't expect others to every time.
>>166763206
Sans and Papyrus are highly educated instead of lazy and crazy.
>>
>>166764086
mettaton
>>
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>>166762623
confirmed

>>166761958
i'm a little surprised myself, being one of them. a while ago, we were practically nonexistent. looks like we had a resurgence thanks to a few people becoming more active.

>>166763206
Youkaitale?

>>166764057
about to go to a party for the chinese new year, pretty content
>>
>>166764057
Watching TV until the basketball games start. I don't know if I'll watch them though, I'm gonna try to sleep early tonight.
Key word: TRY
My sleep schedule is fugged and this place ain't helping
>>
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>>166764057
With a bowl of noodles and bullying retarded console warriors because I'm dead inside.
>>166764276
No!!!!!!!!!!!
>>
>>166764078
this is even worse than when you called me frick
>>
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Last for snowdrake
>>
>>166764332
>Youkai
what that
>>
>>166764420
sorry mspg
>>
>>166764057

Winding down a bit, going to read and maybe work on the coin collection.
>>
>>166764482
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Y%C5%8Dkai
They're like monsters/supernatural creatures in Japanese mythology
>>
>>166764457
Get the shotgun.
>>
>>166764057
Forcing myself to sit down and read a goddamn book for once in my life. I've let 4chan destroy my attention span.
>>
>>166764296
fetish is ok sometimes and unavoidable i know but the people who really force it like vorefags are the worst
>>
>>166763206
Did you do the dysonsphere empty earth core au where the monsters live in the center of the earth?
>>
>>166764837
What book?
>>
>>166764839
But it's canon that getting vored by monsters would be pretty great.
>>
>>166764727
>weebery
>>166764872
If you guys come up with something neat I'll add it to the next AU poll.

If I remember to write them down
>>
>>166764893
Witches Abroad by Terry Pratchett.
>>
MSPG where is the fic?
>>
MSPG show us you're butt
>>
>>166764837

Same, I should be able to manage more than just some articles. I've got a biography that I'll try to start tonight.
>>
>>166765106
Oh I was never really a fan of him. Well I hope you enjoy your book regardless
>>
>>166763513
Yeah, but...
Wouldn't that be annoying?

>>166762623
Shit...
Which one sold us out?

>>166764057
Playing Crypt of the necrodancer (again...) with mettaton mod and undertale remixes.
>>
mspg post ur tits
>>
Top 3 worst characterfags?
>>
MSPG bring us some pepperonis
>>
>>166765514
Ramseyfags
Harkonfags
Garrisonfags
>>
I just want to read about Frisk being knotted by Doggo and Ice Wolf
>>
>>166765126
I want to post the Asriel gangbang fic and the doggofic together so I can be clean
>>
>>166765748
>Asriel gangbang fic
Wait whose fucking Asriel?
>>
>>166765310
You assume I converse like that all the time. It's something I rarely have to do and I don't initiate conversations easily so it all works out in the end. I think both participants will be more relieved that they had an actual discussion about something instead of simply exchanging greetings.
>>
>>166765819
Bunch of random humans
>>
>>166765995
Meh
>>
>>166765949
Yeah - that would be nice.
I guess i just need to git gud at it somehow.
>>
Papyrus' scarf is orange.
>>
I'd hug_ Asgore
>>
what is your third favorite's favorite pizza topping?
>>
>>166767281
frozen crickets
>>
>>166767281
pineapple
>>
>>166767259
I would kiss his belly
>>
>>166767403
I'd rub____ it
>>
How would you react if you ran into your favorite and Jerry on a nice date?
>>
>>166767530
Clearly this whore must die
>>
>>166767530
I've thought about it a bit nd while I still like my favorite and would bang him I don't think I would do good in a relationship with him. He's straight though so I would wonder why he was dating a dude like Jerry
>>
>>166767530
kill
>>
Link good undertale lewds!
>>
>>166766349
no no no not this crap again
>>
50 posts left.
Come on - rollcall.
Whatchu eating, watching, listening, fappin
>>
>>166768137
dadfag
I had pizza
I caught up on a Siren LP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKiaIgAzllU
My lizard husbando
>>
>>166768137
skelefag
chili, WoW, some youtube playthrough shit, nothing, nothing
>>
>>166768137
fish fish fish fish fish
>>
>>166768137
Fishfag
Not eating anything currently, might grab a midnight snack soon
Watching TV, some sort of investigation program
Listening to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oR_iQomHOZQ
I've fapped too much this week, I'm dry bruh. CoC's goblins milked me.
>>
>>166768060
next time you ask that I'm gonna link you skeleton vore
>>
I wish I was pregnant
>>
>>166768137
charafag
nothing
nothing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSQZ-McBd9k
nothing, yet
>>
>>166768137
Dadfag
A empanada
Watching nothing.
Listening nothing.
I fapped to a Asgore and the RGs threesome pic
>>
>>166768137
Lizard
Spaghetti with meat sauce
Nothing
Nothing but I'm downloading a bunch of music
Idk, maybe some Sindoll later? I've been trying to jerk off less
>>
>>166768560
I can help you with that
>>
>>166768060
http://i.imgur.com/sMpQErn.jpg
>>
>>166768534
come on man I'm just trying to make text hours more fun!
>>
>>166768137
Steak
Maybe Schindler's List
Ambient stuff
I sketched out one of my degenerate fetishes and realized halfway through what I was doing and deleted it but I still fapped.
>>
>>166768560
why
>>
>>166768137
skelefag
blueberry waffles
nothing
https://youtu.be/ig0G32Ng2lM
my waifu earlier
>>
>>166768451
>CoC
Oh - hello there, fishposter!
>>
>>166768560
I wish I was pregnant with goat babies.
>>
>>166768915
I want a family to dote on.
>>
>>166769306
adopt
>>
>>166769158
Hi there botfriend! How is your beautiful face doing today?
Image limit reached. Without your butts you're powerless! mwahahaha!
>>
>>166768137
Chicken noodles
Star Trek Voyager (it's watchable, not great)
Listening to nothing
fapping to Frisk vore
>>
Papyrus has a fetish which consists of seeing Mettaton desperate to pee. What should Metta do to put on a show for him?
>>
>>166768137
Botfag
Nothing
Nothing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXbCz0UFHrU
Nothing. I'm going to bed
>>
>>166769448
Fine.
I'm just waiting for this thread to die.

>>166769737
Good night.
>>
>>166768137
pap
blue bunny ice cream sandwich
westworld later
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SScDhnl8RTU
nah
>>
>>166769448
Without my butts I may be powerless but with my butts I can do anything!
>>
>>166769693
no papyrus is pure
>>
>>166768137
Muffetfag.
Mozzarella and pesto pizza.
An Overwatch stream. Not in the mood to play right now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXiPdF9m4N8
Nothing.
>>
>>166768137
Gotefag.
Just finished some strawberry ice cream.
Nothing at the moment.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhCL5DXd190
You fuckers got me back into CoC. Now I'm playing the unofficial revamp.
>>
Undyne using her Hydro Pump on Alphys's face while being eaten out
>>
>>166770068
>You fuckers got me back into CoC.
You're welcome.
Didn't mean to do it, but hey - there's nothing i can do about it now.
>>
new thread when
>>
>>166770093
Alphys having the flesh from her face blasted off from the force of it
>>
>>166770068
>CoC
Enjoy your new virtual sex life. It's gon' be good
>>
>>166770369
Never. This was the last thread ever. I hope you enjoyed your ride on /utg/ express. This is the end of the line. See you around, anon.
>>
>>166770371
Alphys proudly proclaiming that it was all worth it and she'd do it again at the emergency room while Undyne cheers her on
>>
Come on, only 12 posts left
>>
>>166770773
I'm gonna kill you
>>
>>166770746
no, I wanna do it again!
>>
this is a textpost
>>
>>166770973
Try.
>>
>>166770753
Alphys eventually resembling a squeaky clean skeleton monster after repeating the process too many times
>>
Last for Flowey.
>>
Last for everyone but Flowey.
>>
>>166771032
I've closed the screen of my PC.
Your posts no longer exist.
You are dead.
>>
I don't remember how I got here but I can't find the way out
>>
>>166771329
Then I'll become a memory. The memory of a dead anon.
I will live forever inside your mind.
I'm immortal
>>
751 for Flowey and no one else!
>>
>>166770746

dummy. /utg/ is forever.
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