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>Live Patch Notes
https://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20752795395#post-1

>Overwatch Dev Tracker
http://www.overstalk.io/

>Convert source mouse sensitivity
https://jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f

>Stats and Leaderboards
https://masteroverwatch.com
https://overbuff.com/

>Competitive Info
http://gosugamers.net/overwatch
http://over.gg/

>Discord:
https://discord.gg/Mzpx4Yh

>Permalink
https://owg.pleb.pl

Previously:
>>166678021
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The purest form of love
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Rein is the best hero
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>>166699631
>Also 6 sym is fun.
I should really play mystery heroes more often
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Ask Chu what S76's favorite movie is.
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cheers luv the cavalry's queer
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>>166699821
You mean no limits
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DISCUSS
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>>166699719
I want to nut in Ana
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>>166699787
NOT CANON!
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>>166699925
Yeah that's the one.
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>>166699926
soldier is a good guy though
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Reposting our /owg/ lore project:

Chu answers questions so let's see if we can beat his filter and actually get him to slip something relevant to the lore.

From what I've seen it has to be a question that:

>pertains to 76, Reaper, Ana, Mercy, Genji, or Hanzo
>is laced with a compliment
>is answered just as much as it would be unanswered
>small enough of a detail that he could know the answer on the spot

And, of course, along with those requirements needs to be able to imply something relevant to the lore. Obviously this won't be easy, so we need to work together. Maybe once we have some contenders we can vote on which ones to send out and ask. Even if we're unsuccessful, it'll be fun messing with Chu a little.
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This is your Commander for tonight.
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Yeah!
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Is there any reason to play Tracer now that Sombra is good?
>better versatility
>better mobility
>better survivability
>better damage
>invisible
>can disable enemy skills and ults
>her ult is actually useful
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>>166699926
No. Discuss what to tweet to Chu. It may actually result in something.
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>>166700023
And also not lawful
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>>166699947
you're one to fucking talk
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>>166699926
Widowmaker doesn't strike me as particularly lawful.
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>>166699756

Let the questions be blunt at first, some blunt ones have been given answers when he finds it fun. Doesn't hurt trying.

Ph yeah, not too bring the topic of Retcons back, but they did change Mercy's age, it was 34, but showed 37 in Recall, then Mercy's age in her Bio changed to 34. I really wish I had taken a picture of that.

As for a question ask I would ask if why Genji says Ramen doesn't taste the same to him. It's banal, but might give hints about his cybernetics.
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>>166699787
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>egyptian military officer in head to toe state of the art armor: 200 hp
>cyborg ninja encased in some kind of nanosuit: 200 hp
>frontline veterans of the omnic war and survivors of the explosion that ended overwatch, both wearing notable body armor: 200 and 250 hp
>fat chink in a winter coat: 250 hp
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>>166700072
>>better mobility
>>better survivability
>>better damage
lol
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>>166700031
This is my former commander tonight. We're cosplaying in the bedroom. Jealous?
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>>166700043
cute but tracer is an annoying bitch so not cute
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First for Spicy Thighs
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>>166700164
Tracer and emily is the most canon and purest ship. But gency is canon as well.
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>These people are allowed to play like this in competitive
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>>166700072
>better mobility
>than fucking tracer
XD
tracer ult is a free pick if you can land it, or a team kill with le ebin russian wombo ult
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>>166700043
I want to fuck Tracer in her time regulator chest thinguie
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>>166700294
>Current 3163
>High 3820
Seems good enough to me.
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>>166700164
This picture makes me wish I had a girlfriend
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>>166700217
What's that, commander? Molest your pecs all night? Aye_aye, SIR!
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>gency is canon as well
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>>166700217
I think he should go to the doctor anon, that waist looks too small to be normal.
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>>166700030
"I have been looking at genji lore after playing him. Was genji on good terms with the other overwatch agents before he left?"
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This is your Huckleberry for tonight.
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>>166700030
How about asking if Reaper and McCree were known to the members of overwatch (ask from perspective of Mercy or Genj). Since Blackwatch was kept a secret until later, it would imply that the Overwatch members lower down knew about Blackwatch and possibly its illegal activities.
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>>166699926
At least post this version.
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>>166700478
You're the only delusional one here.
>>166700495
http://reddit.com
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>>166700294
reminds me of that "banned for support singed" guy in league

you shouldn't get banned for picking offensive torb, but you should get banned for not working with your team - which if you just instalock torb every round is probably what you're doing
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Why does Scatter Arrow still exist.
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Hanging around with your best friend forever
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>"Let me Hanzo"
>He's fucking trash

Playing with five stacks is terrible because you ALWAYS get the slow bunch while their Widow with a pocket Mercy shits on everyone
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>>166700478
You have not yet seen the new voicelines have you?
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I've had this game for 2 months and I'm still a gold shitter and can't deal with fast nigger heroes like genji and others who just keep jumping around me and I cant hit them
do i have to play with high sensitivity or something
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>>166700536
That's not bad. I think that's worth a shot. Remember we can make this a longer term project, don't worry about coming up with too many questions, we can spread them out.
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>>166700072
I find it to be map dependent. Sombra is clearly better on Gibraltar or attacking the first point of Anubis, for example, but I still prefer Tracer for Route 66.
>>166700192
Sombra definitely has better survivability, probably about even mobility. In terms of raw damage she obviously does less than Tracer, but she's effective at converting that damage into picks.
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>>166699719

Sort of Overwatch related, I need some help with a problem.

I was jerking it to some Widowmaker porn and noticed I had a hard bump underneath the skin of my dick. It doesn't hurt or anything but it almost feels like a hardened vein or something. About the size of a pea. It's under the skin so there's no discoloration or anything, just a slight raise in the skin because of the bump underneath.

Now I thought this would go away on its own since I do masturbate frequently and I thought it was an inflammation or something. However, it has persisted for months now. I'd like to continue masturbating to Widowmaker getting her ass filled with cum without worrying about my life.

Does anyone know what this might be?
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>>166700478
chu put in voicelines to make his self-insert fuck his waifu
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Being femdommed by Pharah!
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Good news I just received a press release from Blizzard, they are set to feature Mei in a crossover episode with the hit cult TV series that has warmed the hearts of millions worldwide with it's heartwarming messages, and with a fanbase that eagerly anticipates every episode and marathon!
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>>166700536
I can see potential with this one maybe.

>>166700559
There are plenty of pictures of Reyes fighting alongside Morrison though. I think we kind of already know that? He might just link us one of the many pictures of them fighting in Overwatch. We'd learn nothing new.
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>>166700692
Why does blizzard have no visual to indicate it's a sphere? Why does Earthshatter knock people down when they're ten feet above the ground?
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>>166700702
Best of friends.
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>>166700030
>Genji is my favorite! I've been wondering though, did he ever work with Blackwatch since he was trained as a ninja and all? I feel like he'd get along well with McCree.
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>>166700726
whats your hero?
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>>166700770
this has nothing to do with overwatch, really

its probably a cyst or a blocked hair follicle creating a whitehead/blackhead

see a doctor
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>>166700294
there was actually a dude who got voice chat silenced 5 times in a row because of how much he was reported for playing widow. He bitched about it on reddit, but a user pointed out in the non-automatic letter that was written to him, that the support asked him to consider playing another hero at times, since he only played widow. Guy was complaining about how unfair Blizzard treated him.
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>tfw D.Va used to be your favorite tank
>tfw the nerf ruined her
>tfw moved on to different tanks
>tfw you now have the same gut reaction to people who pick D.Va as you do with people who pick Genji
It hurts.
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>>166701013

Shouldn't a whitehead/blackhead be visible on the surface though? This sounds like it's underneath the surface.
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>>166700915
>>166700702
I really don't know why but seeing these two just being good friends and just hanging out really warms my heart.
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>>166700928
I like that you're working the "I'm stupid and don't understand the lore" angle. That actually does get him to reply by over explaining, but he hasn't done it often.
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>>166700726
Yeah basically set your sensitivity to max
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>>166700294
I want to live this mans life.
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>>166700928
Perhaps. It's more likely to be answered by mine. But I also feel like he would not elaborate on it.
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>>166700887
Oh, I meant with some of the non-original members.

>>166700928
Yeah something like this. Nice normie talk.
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>>166701038
>tfw I've played D.Va since season 2 when she was garbage
>tfw my brief moment of glory is over and the tank meta didn't even die
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>>166700810
>>166700725
>two people exchange chocolates
>this implies that they're fucking
The only people who see this as confirmation are lonely neckbeards.
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>>166699926
Sombra teeters between Lawful evil and Chaotic by wanting to disrupt establishments that tread upon the poor, and just doing stuff for shits and giggles.

Roadhog's plain evil; He doesn't do it for free.
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>hook Ana
>shoot
>she still survives
BLIZZARD????????????????
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>>166701110
its the penis, there can be weird skin folds and foreskin issues and all sorts of other jank

i have bad skin and i've seen werid lumps, only to scrape away the skin and find a blackhead underneath (a thin layer of skin had grown to cover it up)

best bet is to not use fucking /owg/ as your doctor and just ask during your next physical
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>>166700478
>Not hearing the new voicelines or being this delusional

>>166700569
Well, we know they probably lurk /owg/ now
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>>166700030
The topic that he seems to elaborate most on is the Mercy resurrected Reaper one. I have never heard the voicelines, so I doubt they exist, but maybe if we push his buttons enough, maybe we could get him to reveal something about Reaper or Mercy.

What if we managed to actually make the voice lines?
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>>166701120
It's because nothing can get in between them.

They remained friends even after Overwatch broke up. There is no way for them to complicate it through romance.
It's pure, it's unbreakable and it's great.
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>>166701323
how is disrupting establish that treat upon the poor lawful evil?

if anything sombra should swing between chaotic good, chaotic neutral (shits and giggles), and chaotic evil
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>>166700957
I play D'va a lot
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>>166700030
"Reaper seems to have a few different names. Sombra calls him Gabe and Ana calls him Gabriel. But could we know what S76 called him when they were still friends? I'm super curious since S76 doesn't mention Reaper by name much."

Is this too long? I don't know the stupid word count for twitter.
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>when roadhog kills you with the contact damage of his hook
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>>166700030
To keep track, so we don't ask a question already answered.
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>>166701472

What voice lines?
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>>166700182
Shipping or not this picture is adorable.
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>>166701552
might be good to lower your sens and focus on aiming with your arm if you dont already. i feel like its better for tracking. you need a big mousepad though
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>>166701475
I think after ranting on his twitter about it multiple times and then posting in the forum about it he'll just link us back to his forum post and leave it at that. It's a dead horse. I wouldn't try it.
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>>166701509
It's kinda like Nick and Maya's deep friendship, only with less chance of romance fucking it up because ones a gorilla from the moon and the other is a time traveling test pilot that likes girls.
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>>166701317
>>two people exchange chocolates
>>this implies that they're fucking
It implies they have romantic attraction, yes.

Are you literally autistic?
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Am I the only person who gets the feeling that Chu is rewriting and retconning shit once Metzen was out of the picture.
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>>166701603
It's not bad, but there is a voiceline on Route 66 where he refers to him as Reyes when talking about how he should have cleaned up the deadlock gang.

>>166701509
They could make one of them go evil and then have them fight each other.
Sorry for saying that. I agree,its really cute and its nice to see genuine friendship, but this is Blizzard we are talking about, they have ruined that stuff.
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>>166701472
>Well, we know they probably lurk /owg/ now

An /owg/ poster tweeted him that picture today anon. Go back a few threads we've been arguing about that alignment chart all day.
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>>166701830
Probably some minor shit, but from what I can tell nothing really serious or character defining was changed once Chu took over.
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>>166701830
I feel it too. I am actually glad. If metzen was still here he would be writing the same story he wrote before.

>>166701858
That was metzen's fetish. Chu's fetish is twitter it seems.
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wish mei got a new highlight intro instead of tracer
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>>166700072
No unless youre a a god tier tracer, if you are then there is no need for all the bells and whistles sombra has, you just shred the enemy team while being impossible to hit. A good tracer is much more of a threat than a good sombra, but tracer takes a high amount of reflexes and awareness so good ones are kinda rare.
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>>166701830
Well the timing of the Omnic Crisis changed so now it directly conflicts with Reinhardt's bio.
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>>166701681
Valentine's Day voicelines got leaked, my dude.

Mercy thanks Genji for some chocolates he gave her. She asks if he wants to eat them with her later.

Unrelated: Genji and Hanzo are talking to each other now. Genji pokes fun of his chaste brother not getting valentines.
Hanzo also ponders what their father would think of them now.
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>>166701726
True, even a question about Reaper's condition and the nanobots would not get us an answer. *sigh*. Would have really liked to push his buttons a bit.

>>166701830
Probably. He admitted in an interview that he is just making it up as he goes. After cancelling first strike and the last 2 comics just being holiday fillers, it feels like he is trying to give himself time to rewrite the lore.
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>>166701830
>the sudden immediate shift to the asian characters when prior to now basically everything revolved around widowmaker
no nobody noticed that at all
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>>166701858
>It's not bad, but there is a voiceline on Route 66 where he refers to him as Reyes when talking about how he should have cleaned up the deadlock gang.

I know about the voice line. I'm slightly working the dumb angle. I also believe if they were friends Morrison would, and should have refereed to Reyes by his first name. If not they maybe they aren't as close as we think? Depending on Chu's answer it would actually imply a good amount about how Morrison saw Reyes. And if Chu won't answer the question that might imply that it's actually a bigger plot detail than we formerly thought. It could potentially catch him in a bind. That's the point.
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>Finally got Smooth as Silk.
>Because a Roadhog was ulting me in the air and I shot him.

An achievement is an achievement I guess, no matter how you earn it.
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>>166701985
Genji asks, not Mercy. At least get it right.
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>>166701762
can cute girls like this actually be attracted to huge guys with massive bellys like this? even if they have a tiny wiener?
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>>166702040
Yeah, glad I'm not the only one who noticed this.

I sincerely hope Chu gets fired at some point. The game is currently shit and the lore is just Chu's bullcrap. Really, what's the appeal of this game anymore, the game itself sucks and the lore has taken a nosedive since Metzen left.
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>>166702115
I know a girl with a feeder fetish but she's not cute and she's fat herself
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>>166699926
>Zenyatta not the most lawful and good
>Zarya and Torbjorn are both turbo Robo-Racists
>Torbjorn has a family
>He is how somehow more chaotic than Zarya
>Lucio the leader of a fucking uprising is less chaotic than Torbjorn and McCree
>All the girls arbitrarily to the far right of the good bar and angled towards lawful for no reason
>76 is evil instead of chaotic good

Really what fucking troll or tumblrite came up with this. Why are the girls so far on the good/lawful side when there is nothing to support any of it.
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>Literally watch two shots from Bastion's Ult explode in front of a Sombra and Zenyatta, literally exploding in their faces
>Neither one of them dies
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>>166702184
If metzen was still around half the heroes would get corrupted and soldier 76 would end up as his self insert he would write it so it seems like he is going to end up with mercy but then introduce some rando who he marrys instead.
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>>166702040
I mean Blizzard has done Chinese New Year shit in literally every game since like... fuck I dunno, 2008? Kinda hard to ignore China when they are like a third of your god damned player base across any game you make.
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>>166701927
True, that was Metzen's thing. I feel like however that Winston was Metzen's self-insert but with more personality, but now we will get genji instead for lore with Chu.

>>166701984
His wording about it being 25 years is a give or take a few years. So it still coul... no fuck that, dude can't keep track of his own timeline. I am pretty sure he just fucked up, but hell this is his story, he should at least know the years.

>>166702059
I see where you are coming from. But I feel that he could too easily just give the answer Reyes. But you're right, that might slip him up. I would ask him.
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>>166700184
>Arthritic old lady
>200 HP
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>>166700536
>>166700928
These two seem to me worth a try at least.
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>is objectively the strongest healer in the game
>is also a beast in 1v1s with flankers
>mfw people think this is balanced
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>>166702512
"I've been looking at genji's story since he's my favorite hero in OW. But did he ever work with blackwatch since he is a ninja and all?"
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when will matchmaking get better? i know blizzard is a small indie company but
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>>166699926
Reinhardt is so lawful good he's jettisoned himself off the grid
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>>166702402
>woman with heartbeat so low she's a walking corpse
>200hp
>Guy whose hair is on fire 24/7 probably due to a mutation from all the radiation
>200 hp
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>>166702402
>arthritic
>runs just as fast as power armor man, agile lesbian, cyborg ninja, and ruskie bodybuilder
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Answer the question with a simple Yes or No:

Would you replace Chu as lead writer?
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>>166702383
>I see where you are coming from. But I feel that he could too easily just give the answer Reyes

But that too is also an answer. Remember Reaper has never spoken to S76 on a last name basis. He always called him Jack.
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Why do women even play this game? All they do is cause their team to lose. I have a 100% and I repeat 100% loss record with every match with a female on my team.

Just fucking quit and go suck some dicks irl.
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>>166699926
Pharah is more chaotic than lawful. Switch her with Rein
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>>166702806
That probably came from the fact that Reyes was actually Morrison's CO back in their US Military days.

Y'know as I typed that out it made me realize, god damn that must have made the whole Commander Morrison thing that much more painful for Reyes.
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Alright. Let's settle on this.

Tomorrow we ask Chu: >>166702625

The day after we ask him: >>166701603
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>>166702772
I could, but then I'd have to make my Junkrat/me fan fiction totally canon. Plus most of the characters would probably get way snarkier.
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>>166702772
My answer is Yes, if by the time we get to May we haven't gotten an answer to who even managed to receive the Recall. Everyone besides Tracer seems to have just ignored it.
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>Mystery is still "Whoever rolls Zarya wins"

I don't understand how people defend this broken fucking character. You people talk shit about Roadhog but let this pile of cancer get off scott free? This brainless pile of shit needs her M1 range and her fucking DPS reduced by 20%.

And I can already hear the "just odn't shoot teh shielz xDD". Zarya takes about as much skill as Roadhog only she can decimate and entire team at once instead of one at a time.
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>>166702867
90% of the girls i played with were mercy mains. I guess they are just mechanically worse at the game
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>>166695610
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWzbAXSUJxw
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Who else here /nosedive/?
Started today at 2936 and I'm now at 2634
Why do people play Symmetra and Junkrat? What are their motivations?
If you see we only have one healer and you're the last pick, how is Widowmaker a good choice?

>Start up game on eichenwalde
>Defense, pick Mei
>Next picks are Torb, Widowmaker, and Junkrat
>Lose
GEE I WONDER WHY
WHO WOULDVE SEEN THAT COMING
USELESS ASSHOLES, WHY IS THERE NO MORE AVOID PLAYER OPTION
I just need to swing the momentum back in my favor before the night ends
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>>166702298
Better Soldier than some nip.

Why the fuck does Mercy have to be in any relationship at all when it's clear that her career and research take up all of her time?
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>>166703000
Yeah that's what bugs me, Tracer answered the Recall within literally seconds... and then everyone else just sorta ignored it I guess?

Like you would think at least Reinhardt would be all over that shit, plus he was pretty close friends with Winston as well.
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>>166702867
>Why do women even play this game?
Husbandos. Also because it's fun.
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>mfw playing junkrat and listening to the F-zero x soundtrack
What other characters with specific song(s) playing make the game more intense for you guys?
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>>166702976
You got a yes from me.
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>want to warm up for comp
>join QP Dorado
>have it set to auto join team chat
>"AND THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED"
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>>166702867
girls are icky
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>>166702290
Let clear some things up for you:

>Zenyatta wants balance. He practically follows the old second edition law of Druids where you might fight once side and then switch to their aid if they needs help even if they don't deserve it.

>Zarya and Torbjorn have only had good intention in the story and never done anything to physically attack omnics

>Torbjorn evaded the law to sneak into a gigantic titan, he then disarmed it by punching a former friend in the face, somehow because he has a wife this counts for nothing...?

>he thinks leading an uprising is less chaotic than saving some people on a train

>76 is on a revenge quest for his own selfish desires while also injuring innocents in the process
>but he's chaotic good
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>>166703189
>play as rein
>listening to this:

https://youtu.be/IfTuvH8j8mo
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>>166700815
Fishing with Pharah
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>brightness on medium
>white floors and walls are too bright
>brightness lower than medium
>black zones are way too dark

help
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>>166703092
>pick mei
>blame symmetra players
lul
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>>166702976
Does the second question go over the twitter word count? It looks too long.
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>>166703157
One of the basics of writing a story is the question: Why is this happening now?

The question is so that you focus on the most exciting part of the story and stay focused.

The answer to that seems to be the Recall, but S76's story, Talon, and Genji's return all are completely disconnected.

It's not a deal breaker, but the fact that it has not been even answered kind of implies that he has no plans of continuing that story.
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>>166698806
Excuse you
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>We are getting so thirsty for lore that we started to make a consensus on what questions to ask the writers on Twitter.
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>>166703092
Had a guy playing his first match as sombra today
that was fun
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All this time I thought zaryas ult was her saying
>I'm going for the tovnegstein!

I thought Tovnegstein meant 'gravitation' or something in russian, turns out the entire thing was in russian and she's actually saying Ogonʹpogotovnosti!

I also thought Dva's ult was her saying 'There's this'

I also thought Mercy was german instead of her being swiss apparently

Also; I wonder why when you change the game voicelines in the game options to Chinese or some other language, every single line of text (even ults) are in THAT language, like, all the foreign languages get translated to that language but there's no english option for that. Why do we have to listen to Anas shitty arabic when other regions understand 100% of the dialogue.
except for mercy's ult which is the most hilarious rendition of some chinese girl trying to pronounce 'Helden sterben nicht' in german, and then the allied callout in chinese actually translates to 'Heroes don't rest' and then reapers die die die is translated to die die die but with opinion radicles on it so its more of a suggestion to die than a demand (he says si ba si ba, si = die, ba= : (modal particle indicating polite suggestion) / ...right? / ...OK?)
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>>166702867
The girls who are decent don't go on voice chat ever
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>>166703448

It does.
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>>166700542
I'm going to bully that berry!
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>>166703368
Get a monitor with a better color spectrum.
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>>166703472
There is only one writer and he's been answering questions for a while. He also slips up and making idiotic posts if you bug him enough. Why would you not want to mess with potential like that?
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I don't know how Blizzard managed to do it but this game is even more unenjoyable since they patched it. Roadhog is fucking everywhere and the maps are so cramped it is fucking impossible to play outside of hook range.
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Ay I want some dumbass niggas on my party, who down for some bullshit exp boosting and shit, don't even have to be good I play ice bitch n shit I want them crates fast. Holla at ya boi.
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>>166703157
Yeah, it was kind of weird to me as well. Mercy, I get, since she has some lines that imply she wasn't 100% okay with Overwatch. Genji, I guess is too busy with haunting his brother and being spiritual.

But Torbjorn, Reinhardt, and McCree,shouldn't we have at least gotten an answer from them what they think about it? Is that too much to ask?
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>>166703448
It fits if we shorten it too.

>Sombra calls reaper gabe ana calls him Gabriel. But what did S76 call him when they were still friends?
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>>166702867
I don't really believe this plenty of women are fine at playing games.
The bigger issue is kids early teens these are the people that throw games over literally anything.
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>>166703605
I mean messing with some writier/devs head on Twitter is all well and good, but at the same time I realized this is also probably our best source for what the fuck is happening in Overwatch's story and it's kind of a sad thought.

It feels like Blizzard made an actually interesting universe full of likeable characters by complete fucking accident and they did it for an arena shooter of all genres.
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I bought 80 boxes, /owg/This isn't even the first time.
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>>166703617
>tfw doing even better on roadhog cause I never went for dimension bending bullshit hooks
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>>166703092
waah boohoo i lost 300 SR.

You don't get the static 20/25 for a win anymore, depending on team fairness you can get anywhere up to 60 SR so it could literally only take 3 or 4 hours to climb or descend a few hundred points.

I'm diamond (read: better than you) and the amount of times i've drifted between 3200 and having 3 diamonds/3 masters a game to 2600 and all platniums and gold/unranked premades happens so regularly.

It's usually because i queue up, go get a drink or bathroom and come back to see the last role needed is a non-ana healer
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>>166701785
anything in game is not considered canon
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>>166703553
>eighteen year old mccree hanging around prime ana

Constant blueballs
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>no sideshow bob edit for reaper
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>>166703816
>blueballs
>implying he wasn't balls deep inside of her
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>Blizzard and Legendary Pictures do some cross-promoting
>Winston gets a Kong skin that has him looking like Kong and standing bipedal with a more-or-less human stance, still has all his abilities
>many of his lines are changed to Kong-related lines, like "I hope we don't have to deal with any dinosaurs in this mission", muses about building a mechanical double of himself, comments about how climbing buildings is great aerobic exercise, in Hollywood he says something about having lunch with Fay Wray and needing to give that Jackson guy a call

How would you feel?
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>>166702867
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>>166703450
Chu said he doesn't want to tell a continuous story he wants to leave it arbitrary. It's divided into separate character stories. It's even possible that some stories may never merge. Which means characters in the cast could potentially never canonically meet.

With that said, the only decent character arc is 76, Ana, and Reaper. It's the only one fleshed out, shows potential, and seems to be the one he's spent the most time writing. Honestly, he even seems to be more interested in it himself seeing as Old Soldiers was the first comic he wrote.

You kind of have to like the characters as they are separately because this disjointed means of story telling is not going to go away for a long time.
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>>166702867
probably more common to have girls in your game than you think. I mean this game did cost $60-80 depending on your country so their might me more girls playing LoL but you'll never find out because of overwatch's voice chat.

Plus the only way to communicate with your team properly is over voice chat, literally 9/10 girls I get are just mercy/lucio players in a premade with their boyfriend, and then once in a while you'll get some chick whose stone cold to all the guys and dont take any shit and play a decent tank
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>>166703472
The lore in Overwatch is all questions and no answers right now. So yeah, let's do this.

>>166703523
The german version of Overwatch actually bothered to give Mercy a swiss accent. Also the voice actor for Zarya is Ukranian and I have seen several russians criticize her pronunciation as being hard to understand.
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>>166703810
The interactions are how they would canonically interact with each other, though, so technically it is canon. I still don't get why you guys are getting your panties in a twist over this, just say it's obligation chocolate if you really want to see it as non-romantic.
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So muhc for fixing hogs hook, I'm constantly hooking genjis mid dash and they get pulled right behind me. or if they are doing that annoying fucking double jump they get pulled to the side.
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>>166703816
Who do you think Pharah's father is?
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>>166704024
Feels different to me. Before you could thriw a hook at the general direction and hook something. Now you have to at least aim.
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>>166704070
Some random unimportant guy. Although with the change of the Omnic Crisis date I guess Pharah must've spent a bunch of time with her dad while her mom was getting involved with Overwatch.
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>>166701652
>>166700030
Shipping aside, how do you feel about Chu?

Is he a competent writer? Does he have a decent portfolio?
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>>166703729
That sounds perfect.
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>>166703990
Russians criticise all voice acting because its usually not done by russians.
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>>166704197
then it's settled.
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>>166700072
A good tracer will always be better at fragging than a great sombra.

The only thing sombra has going for her is ult. And even then, 90% of sombra "mains" ult when they're alone with the enemy team.
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>>166703926
i feel like there are more important things in this world than your shitty idea for a few gimicky movie lines\

kys quickly, i bet you're a neet basement dewlling retard virgin social autist
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>>166704246
Good Tracer here. Sombra has advantages that tip it her favour like being able to strategically use her version of recall. As a mobility ability too
Also invisible.
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>>166704184
I think he generally means well, and even if his writing is a bit wonky at times, I still like the character lines he's done. He also seems enthusiastic about his work, and that's always nice to see.
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>>166704184
You can literally look at his portfolio on his twitter. It's linked right under his name.

I think the best thing on there, besides tons of pointless WoW side quests is some of the shit he wrote for Neverwinter Nights 2.
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>>166703189
>welcome to eichenwalde
>prepare to attack
>speedboost in behind rein
>everyone going fucking apeshit
>bullets, lasers, rockets, and fucking lighting flying everywhere

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bDVPLDppvE
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>>166702772
I'd still fuck that D.Va

n-no homo
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>>166704184
Old soldiers was probably the best comic so far.
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>shitters say Hog is dead because of the "nerfs"
>it was actually a massive buff
>he's even better in 1v1s now
Is Hog the undisputed master of 1v1s now?
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>>166703770
Yeah it's sad. I see it more as pushing Chu to actually write some story, since all Reddit cares are their highlights and the Forums are just bitching about a character being nerfed. We might be the only ones outside shippers who actually want there to be more lore.

>>166703982
I see where you are coming from, but that still doesn't make sense to me. The strongest way to make characters is to have them interact with each other. I understand its a big cast, but what's the point of keeping so many interesting characters separate.

But I agree, the Old soldiers arc is definitely the best so far, but I only think it has gotten so far because of Ana. They said they always wanted her in, and her many voice lines at the start makes it feel like that they had a lot to work with. I hope to see more of them.

But I do want Winston and Tracer's story to get some attention as well. But yeah, it seems Chu does not care for them. I like that Tracer is lesbian, but we really didn't find out anything about her because of it. We don't know why she and Emily are even together.
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>>166704296
>i feel like there are more important things in this world

And as we all know, you can never do more than one thing, ever.
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>>166704460
You can counter him with a bunch of stuff. As always people just need to git gud.
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I've done pretty well tonight, gotten both Ana achis, Zens ult one and Soldiers ult one.

There is something weird with Anas gun though, sometimes I can be shooting a friendly and nothing seems to hit, anyone else noticed this?
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>>166704525
>a bunch of stuff
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Alright fuck you niggers then play with your gay fucking tumblr gay shipping faggot friends then. I hope all of you fucking die.
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>>166704184
I think a lot of people are being too mean to him. We don't really know him as a writer.

But looking at his stuff, yeah he only has brought out decent stuff so far, nothing great or good, but nothing horrible. This for better or for worse is his big test, and he is not being impressive so far.
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>>166704004
Micheal chu will have to pry genji from my cold, faggot hands
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>>166697178
No he's actually pretty great in certain comps.

>Winston dives in
>gets Zarya bubble
>drops shield bubble
>tickle cannon
>Tracer and Zarya should be there by now to clean up

This is obviously an offense strategy. He's also excellent on KotH, especially paired with Tracer.
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>>166704651
Thanks m8
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>>166704649
>i don't know how to deal with heroes
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When is the payload going to act as a barrier from D.Va's ultimate?
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>>166699719
>no skin for Amélie
I hope one is beautifully crafted for an event sometime this year.
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>>166704472
>The strongest way to make characters is to have them interact with each other.

That's why the Reaper/76/Ana arc is so good. It has character development and interaction up the ass. And it's entertaining to boot.

>I like that Tracer is lesbian, but we really didn't find out anything about her because of it. We don't know why she and Emily are even together.

Metzen was the one who had Tracer become a lesbian and he was pushing hard for it back in 2015 when first asked about who in the cast would be gay. I think this is left over from that. Also Chu said he wants to do something that actually explores how Emily and Tracer met.

Honestly reflections was a mess. Which is disappointing because Old Soldiers was so damn good in comparison.
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>>166703816
>chu expects me to believe 18 year old mccree and 17 year old mercy had no interest in one another

lmao
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>>166704768
it does though
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>>166704764
>A
>BUNCH
>OF
>STUFF
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>>166703816

cuter than Fareeha t b h
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>>166704832
Honestly I feel like McCree's lines with Ana and Mercy are pretty flirty.

And what McCree says to Pharah doesn't help either.
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>>166704813
Me and you both. Even some voice lines that aren't things she already says in-game would be nice too.
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>>166703816
Has there ever been a more breedable woman in existence? Every time I look at young Ana my instinct to breed and half children awakens.
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>>166704703

>Dragon girls are in alphabetical order

NUT
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>>166704170
Yeah, I really hope they don't turn it into some kind of big deal, because it's obvious that it's not.

>>166704184
It's really hard to judge him from his portfolio. I don't think I could point him out in any of the games he has in his portfolio and he does not seem to have been a major writer up until now. I guess he has been with Blizzard though for a long time.

I think that we are all getting angry at him only because the lore team in general has been pretty terrible in giving us decent lore. We are only taking it out on him because he is Lead writer. Really hope that he doesn't screw this up.
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30 away from master

Can I do it
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>haven't played in months
>load up to queue ranked
>guy insta locks hanzo
>Another guy complains with a whiny voice in chat and says he'll troll if he plays hanzo
>guy play hanzo anyways
>other guy play sombra and sits in base whining over voice

wew forgot why i quit this game. What a good reminder.
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>>166704925
What does he say? I never actually heard any pregame dialogue between McCree and Pharah.
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>>166702957
So if it turns out S76 only ever called Reaper Reyes, that's a new piece of character development right there.
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>can't spam hello anymore

This update sucks
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>>166705125
It's the one where McCree admits he didn't learn his aim from Gabriel or Jack but actually from Ana. It's a nice piece of lore for both McCree and Pharah.
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>>166705125
>McCree, who taught you how to shoot like that? Was it Jack, or Gabriel?
>Well actually I was always a decent shot, but I did get a few pointers from the best. That would be your mother.
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>>166705246
The thing I love the most about this exchange is that Pharah mentions Gabriel with twice as much excitement than Jack.

Potentially implies a lot.
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>>166705060
I believe in you
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>>166704818
>That's why the Reaper/76/Ana arc is so good. It has character development and interaction up the ass. And it's entertaining to boot.
Yeah I am loving the Old Soldiers, I would really have loved to read First Strike to see how they worked as a team, but we know that's not going to happen.

>Metzen was the one who had Tracer become a lesbian and he was pushing hard for it back in 2015
I didn't know that. Good for him, that he had the balls to do it.

>Also Chu said he wants to do something that actually explores how Emily and Tracer met.
Are you referring to one is twitter comment. It seemed to me that is was one of his more ambiguous promises. I hate to say this, but I wouldn't count on her appearing again, since she had no connection to the plot, and just came out of nowhere.

>Honestly reflections was a mess.
Totally agree. Reflections was a pure filler comic and just raised a whole bunch of questions about everyone that came out of nowhere. I get that it's just a holiday comic, but I really the next comic we get is some actual lore like Old soldiers.
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>>166704383
I didn't play Neverwinter Night 2, how is his writing there?
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>January 2017
>8 months since Overwatch left beta and went live
>McCree still has a stun
>Tanks are still the best heroes in the game

I mean, I'm glad that people finally caught on about tanks and how they're finally going to get dismantled soon-ish, but I've been saying since beta that McCree's stun should be an ability silence I've always been okay with Fan The Hammer doing the 400-some damage it used to do, it's the stun that has been the bullshit part. A stun like that does not belong in a SHOOTER game.
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>>166705410
The only thing Reflection did that was any good was the tie in from Old Soldiers and that's it. Pretty much anything Chu does relating to that comic is good. And even though I like that character arc I can't really say that's a good thing for the overall lore.
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>>166705410
Yeah Emily is at best gonna get the same treatment as Bridgette, a side appearance in a random comic and maybe a quick mention in one of the prematch dialogues.

And the thing is, as fun as exploring that relationship might be there's still just too much shit going on to focus on such a minor plot. We still have no idea what the fuck D.Va is doing here, she just has a random line with Reinhardt and 76 as her only connections to Overwatch.
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>>166704238
Thanks for doing this. If I come up with any, I'll make a twitter and join in.
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>>166704296
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>>166701038
I've played D.Va since launch and she somehow functions worse than before that.
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>>166704703
You should go back top reddit then faggot, we don't need you here
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>>166705683

Okay, don't be a drama queen.

D.va was a dumpster fire at launch.

500hp with a cool down DM.
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This game mode is fucking awful.

Who the hell thought it was a good idea to leave all the turret heroes enabled.
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>we will never get casual/downtime skins
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>>166704296
>all this projecting
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>>166705681
I like that anons have subtly started countering /pol/'s now obnoxious and cancerous pepe posting with other characters from the comic.

They were better than pepe anyway.
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Sombra online
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>>166704872
roadhogs fat literally everything kills him
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>>166705771
>can't deal with turrets
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>>166705772
Nigga, that shit ain't canon. Stop forcing this.
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>>166701038
>tfw Roadhog was your initial pick out the gate from open beta
>tfw you picked up Zarya during the open beta's random hero mode
>tfw you picked up Lucio and learned his wallride quickly
>tfw you were god for a few weeks
>tfw almost never changed
>tfw your heroes are back at the top of the meta
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WHY THE FUCK DOES BLIZZARD LET PEOPLE QUEUE IN GROUPS BIGGER THAN 2. FUCK THESE CUNTS, IF YOU WANT TO HAVE FUN AND PLAY WITH YOUR FRIENDS GO PLAY FUCKING QUICK PLAY. EVERY GROUP OF 3 OR 4 IS ONE HEALSLUT AND HER BETA ORBITERS. FUCK OF FAGGOTS.
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>guy does nothing all game
>"team sucks"
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>>166705898
>forcing it
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>>166705898
>mfw im not even that anon, i just want casual skins but he always posts the image first
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>>166705583
We can only hope that he begins writing better comics again.
>>166705638
I think Bridgette has at least the potential to be a character, since she is shown to at least to have some profession. Emily on the other hand has nothing. I
>And the thing is, as fun as exploring that relationship might be there's still just too much shit going on to focus on such a minor plot
Totally agree with this. Recollections was the moment that we should have learned about her, and that is now past. As much as I would like to see her again, its better if she stays in the background.
And D.Va totally needs lore, I really don't want Blizzard to adapt any more of the Gremlin D.Va personality in to her character.

God, I can't believe I am sad. I really wish we had more reasons to expect good things from the Lore. We can always look forward to the shorts, but those are fun because of their visual flair, the lore really has not been exciting for all the potential it has.
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>>166705567
I mean holy shit roadhog can do the same thing from 20 meters and bring you right to him plus Mei is Satan. 76 is a better McCree right now anyway.

Take the stun away from him and he is a shittier Sombra/76 Hybrid with zero mobility options.

He should absolutely be invulnerable during his roll
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>tfw Junkrat
>Opposing team Junkrat gets a quintuple with the tire
>I get a triple with the tire and 2 after for PotG
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>There is literally no point in playing this game outside of events
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>>166705804
Land Wolf was and always will be best boy.

thank you /co/ for storytiming it
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>>166705974
can you think of a less dignified way to go like you lookin like sid from ice age
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>>166705898
You're a special kind of retard
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>>166706126
>console players
>autists always posting this
I do this on PC all the time.

kys
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>D.va just straight up flies out of the map in 3v3

Who programs this game?
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>>166703189
>mfw playing lucio on ilios

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkaEpUBUQDw
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>>166706164
That's a lie, there's a point to play once a week
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>>166705974
Nigga's face just got turned to jell-o
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>>166706307
Tumblrinas
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>>166706307
Blizzard

That is to say, awful people
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>>166706202
>>166706326
I think it's just a rubber facsimile.
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>>166706316
Whats the point?
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>>166706307
>get killed as D.va
>get thrown out of the map
>Roadhog hooks me
>I fly 900 feet back into the map
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>>166706307
Its constantly funny though. Even more funny is the dva mains that know the bug exists yet keep picking her.
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>>166701635
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>Sombra calls Reaper Gabe, Ana calls him Gabriel. But what did S76 call him when they were still friends?

>I've been looking at genji's story since he's my favorite hero in OW. But did he ever work with blackwatch since he is a ninja and all?

So who is going to bite the bullet and send one of these to Chu tomorrow?
Also keep in mind, I think we should have two different people ask these questions on different days.
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>>166706751
I will ask the genji one as I partly made it.
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>load in Mystery
>enemy team rolls 2 76s, d.va, mccree, lucio, and roadhog
>literally cannot even make it out of the spawn area

Why do I even bother with this dogshit mode. There's only so many times I can even believe this mode is actually RNG, when it clearly is not.
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>>166705361
Lost twice and now I'm back down to 3420

I'll try again tomorrow
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>>166706957
>a really bad thing can't POSSIBLE just happen at random!

Of course it can anon, after all you were born.
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>>166706978
Good luck. At least you stopped after two and didn't fall further.
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>>166707032
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSS

ABOUT FUCKING TIME
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>>166707018
Wow rude
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>>166706919
also I will ask it at 1pm PST.
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Cool go ahead and buff the hook nosed no aim needed shitskin shitmettra, nice job blizzard.
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>>166707074
Too bad it will be made obese because the sjws demand it.
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>>166707128
>pick Symm
>no aim required
>wipe entire teams
>shield generator gives your mentally handicapped team a fighting chance
Easy exp
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>>166707128
what the fuck does this even mean?
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>>166706751
>there are blizzard pr goons in this thread RIGHT NOW

They already know. The ruse was up before it even began.
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>>166707018
Come on man, fucking 3 Mercys at once? Constant Winstons?

Yeah bro you know what I need over and over again on KOTH? Bastion, while the enemy literally rolls 4 Roadhogs. Great fucking game.
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Swimsuit skins when?
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>>166707250
Blizz only cares about Reddit. They don't know we exist.
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>>166702674
>runs just as fast as agile lesbian, cyborg ninja
Wrong.
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>>166707297
They should happen but knowing how strong of a grip tumblr has on the devs balls never.
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>>166707297
Never
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>>166707246
>>166707249
Exactly what the first responder said, no aim needed and she melts anyone, absolutely retarded. It's obvious Blizzard doesn't understand proper game design anymore. This bullshit company should go bankrupt already and better companies should take their place.
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>It's been months since the game launched and Zarya is still S tier, shits on every none Tank 1v1 unless you have pin point accuracy 100% of the time, and can wipe teams at 50% charge.

I'm at a loss for words, it's amazing how some characters actually have strengths and weaknesses while others are just so god awful bullshit and no one cares because they think using Zarya's M1 is the epitome of skill.
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So i went on a winning streak of 5 games and i asked an enemy genji if he could melee attack me just one time.

I had 62 health left.

Melee attacks do 30 damage

How come he killed me with 62 if he only did his melee attack?

I guess damage manipulation/handicap is confirmed.
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>>166703741
True. Just had our Rein switch to Widow for the rest of the match because our teammate called him retarded. Ended up getting 5m from winning.
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>>166706191
truth
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>still no good streetpig skins
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>>166707404
Its pretty funny I happen to be good with accuracy characters like widow hanzo etc
But there is no point in picking them for comp when I can pick Symm do the same thing and not upset people.
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>>166707113
God speed
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>>166706126
wow cool

Too bad its essentially impossible on PC aka the only platform that actually fucking matters
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>>166700182
CUTE
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>>166707627
Yeah I just find this whole entire game to be absolutely retarded, like holy fuck I just want to choke every faggot in blizzard who was responsible for this piece of shit of a game.
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>>166707568
The islander ones are some of the best in the game
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>>166707568
The new one is amazing though. Keeps the theme and is less gross than all the others.
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>>166707568
How is the literal pig skin not good?
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>>166707404
Roadhog can hook and insta-kill. Mei can freeze and kill. Pharah can kill without even taking damage. Winston can tank her damage and kill her.
Junkrat can trap and blow her up. McCree can flash and headshot. There's lot of options.
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>>166707568
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>tfw a genji is so good he can even dodge my healing when i play ana and he gets mad at me

one day i hope to be that good
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>>166707568
>he doesn't like Bajie
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>>166707297
>those subtle titty scars on lucio
you cant hide from me tumblr
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>>166707113
Thanks a lot anon.
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If you can't aim and track well enough to hit a Tracer or Genji of your own skill rank, you shouldn't be playing DPS.

Getting pretty damned tired of having to swap off Lucio to Hog because you shitters can never protect our fucking Ana. I just want to chill out and ride walls backward.
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>>166707325
This. They care about us even less about than they do for their official forums.
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why are the shimada bros so cute!
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>>166707903
How would you know to look for titty scars? I probably wouldn't have noticed them if you didn't point them out.
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I've embraced the blue and I love the smug. Post glorious blueberry.
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Boy I sure love how Reaper gets a his little bitch button any time a situation goes wrong for him, AND he can pick up health packs while it's active. Blizzard truly are savants of game design.
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>>166707727
Blizz can't balance their 3rd person "tactical" games, what makes you think they could balance a fast paced 1st person game?

They just give competitive heroes 1 hit kills and call it a day.
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So, I got this game as a christmas gift and have only been lightly playing it. I'm finding this game, at least in my own experience, to be somewhat cancerous in the fact that I'm getting messages, for doing mediocre, not amazing, but ok, telling me to get off their "fucking game and go back and play casual games, you faggot. This is Esports shit, not some kiddy cod game". In your opinion, what do you find as this games strengths and weaknesses? FYI I mostly played Soldier 76 or Junkrat because of all my time playing demoman back on TF2.
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http://imgur.com/a/2psRI
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>>166708012
Why the green hair though?
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>>166707810
That's the thing, there is no skill needed in this game, Blizzard doesn't understand what makes a game both fair and fun. I mean seriously this relates to both WoW and Overwatch, characters are buffed and nerfed on whim dictating what is viable and what isn't rather than basing the entire game around equal opportunity and skill. This shit winds up turning into a cooldown match where roadhog either hooks you from 40000 degrees sideways or brainless characters dont even need to aim. Overwatch is a huge mess.
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>>166708051
>Reaper has ghost mode
>Sombra has a teleport
>Tracer has rewind
>Pharah has the jump jet

It's like most of the offense characters all have a panic button
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>>166708058
Pretty sure the only 3rd person tactical game they ever had they abandoned.
If you mean HoTS check your genre nomenclature.
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>>166708089
When a game is so obviously crap, a hyper defensive fanbase has to resort to blaming players for their poor play.
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>>166708050
One more before going to sleep
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What hero do you love playing but hate playing against?

Pic related
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post comics!
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>>166707568
>literal pig skin for StreetPig
>not good

explain further
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>>166708162
ok anon i can see you dont like the game. so why do you keep playing it. why do you come to this general and bring bad vibes?
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>>166708115
Good up until that horrible ending. Jesus christ.
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>>166707984
>playing rein
>some tracer is blinking around
>flamestrike her in the face
>she has 50 hp
>blinks into our team and starts harassing our two healers and our genji
>shes literally antihealed and dischorded and she keeps fucking blinking around
>these 3 dipshits cant kill her for like 20+ seconds
>i let out a deep sigh in coms and ask "how many of you retards does it take to kill a one third health tracer"
>someone types in team chat "stfu and kill her yourself"
>ragequit the game because these are the people im filling for
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>>166708181
all of their games are in 3rd person, not even just the recent ones.
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God gave me Chro on my top 500 game
Today I tell god fuck junkrat mains
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>>166708115
Kind of just want the Reaper guy to be happy because of comics like these but he seems like too much of an edgelord
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>>166708207
You posted him.

Especially when we're both playing him. I see a Junkrat on the enemy team everything goes red and I go out of my way to kill him specifically. I have to be the Alpha Junkrat, no exceptions.
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>>166708207
pharah
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>>166708115
Last two panels are cliche as hell. Cut them out and you got a nice fluff piece. That part wasn't needed.
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>>166708207
Smartass junkrat players are the worst. They usually aren't even great players just fucking smartasses. Solo killing with riptire. Spamming their attack, obnoxious stupid trap placement and throwing mines in peoples faces.
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>>166708252
Because I hate every single one of you faggots who plays this piece of shit game, and you dumb cunts need to be reminded how bad your taste is and how your wallet dictates the complacency of blizzard's mediocrity, I WOULD love to know why you idiots bother playing this game to the extremes you do.
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>>166708227
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>>166708252
>Why do you have to make fun of the only game I am "good" at?

HM, LET ME THINK ABOUT THIS.
It should be obvious.
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>>166708298
Yeah, I feel that some fan interpretations of characters go a bit too far in being compassionate for the character, but in a positive themed world, I do feel like he deserves a chance.

I just hope Reaper's reason to destroy Overwatch isn't too cringe worthy.
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>>166708271
Never go full retard.
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>Someone picks attack Symmetra
>I pick Zarya
>Steamroll the entire game because nobody can aim
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>>166708227
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>>166708453
Am I wrong? Which Blizzard games besides Overwatch are FPS?
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>>166708115
He's gotta get a lucky break sometime.
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>>166708398
I don't think its the players fault. Blizzard has basically been overrun with redditor employees. Probably why Metzen left he didn't want any part in another bioware clusterfuck of pc sjw circlejerking and bad game design.
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>>166708435
Maybe Zenyatta can straighten them all out and everything will end up well.
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>>166708227
Can I post the funny one where Gabe thinks everyone should find him attractive?
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>>166708389
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>>166708034
idk man they just popped out to me
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>>166708546
>reaper is a negro
Kys
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>>166708227
this one is my favorite for some reason
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>>166704525
Yeah a bunch of stuff
Like having more than 300 hp :)
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>it's a tracer/genji spam i need healing while 100m away from the team attacking the backline webisode
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>>166708227

>>166708207
Piggu. I love instagibbing anyone that's not a tank, but goddamn, playing against him as anyone that's not Reaper or 76 is a pain
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>>166708398
While I said before in a previous post that I have only been lightly playing this game, people just find a game and latch onto it and will defend it to the death because, to them, an insult to their game is like a personal insult. And, thats just like your opinion man. Everyone has different taste. Everyone plays different games. Just because some people don't play the games you consider to be on par with Citizen Kane, doesn't mean they have shit taste. Its just what the like. >>Inb4 replied to bait.
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>>166708560
true, I think blizzard is one of the most creatively bankrupt companies in the video game industry, hell it's doesn't take a genius to see how awful the map design is alone.
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>>166708589

>>166708578
It's pretty heavily foreshadowed that Ana is going to be the one to save Jack and Gabe. She's the only one that can.
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>>166708363
>Solo killing with riptire
Hey, if I've thrown my ult out and there's no group nearby, you bet your ass I'm killing something.

>obnoxious stupid trap placement
Bad stupid, or "I've stepped in this trap twenty times and still haven't learned to look where I'm going" stupid? Because bad stupid is useless, I agree, but the other one is on you.

>throwing mines in peoples faces
Why would they not do that when it serves the dual purpose of damaging an enemy and, if in close range, putting distance between them and said enemy?
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>"""""""""""""mystery"""""""""""" heroes
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This game isn't fun.
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>>166708685
>hell it's doesn't take a genius to see how awful the map design is alone.
THIS, you know it's bad when the TF2 community has more quality maps than a billion-dollar developer.
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>>166708694
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>>166708680
I'm not baiting, I'm stating an opinion, I really don't think Blizzard is any position anymore to be making quality games. I'm merely reflecting on the fact that people are latching on this game for all the wrong reasons, not a single person I see can tell me they love the design of the game in relation to map and character methods.
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>>166708729
I love how Zarya completely dominates Mystery heroes, this character is so fucking beyond overpowered and people don't want to admit it. Mystery Heroes comes down to two things.

Who rolls Zarya
Who has the better Zarya
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>>166708694
Also good
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>>166708578
Hopefully, all the villains have a lot of potential, just hope to see that expanded.
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>>166708754

TF2 has good maps for the most part.
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>>166707568
>bajie
>sharkbait
>stitched
>not good
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>>166708797
last page
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>>166708828
She's even worse in Total Mayhem
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>>166708850
I have no doubt that reaper and widowmaker will be redeemed.

But I doubt junkrat and roadhog will.
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>tfw 3300+ and people still get mad and throw

Christ, when does this shit end? Do I seriously have to climb to Masters if I want teammates that give half a shit? GM? Fucking 500?
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Anyone got a good macro for afk qp farming? I mapped one out where I do a lot of moving and random shooting, but it looks like they have a detection system where if you don't actually do damage you'll get kicked eventually. Anyone have a way to work around that?
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>>166708828
SHHHHHHHHHHHH, the last thing Blizz needs to do is touch my Dyke waifu when she is single-handedly outflexing the entire enemy team.

Also, it's Arcade it doesn't need to be balanced! HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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>3 lunar loot boxes
>all of them have been 1 blue 3 white
BLIZAAAAAARD
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>>166708652
????

Gabe's hispanic.
Guy just matches his skintone.

If you haven't realized the overly present tumblr tone in this game, I have a shocking revelation for you.
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>>166708578
I-Is that a...
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>>166708969
>it looks like they have a detection system where if you don't actually do damage you'll get kicked eventually
Bullshit, Mercy and Lucio can go all game without dealing damage and still be fine
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>>166708728
>riptire
The Junks that auto detonate at the sight of the first player they see usually someone running into the path of it. Sure they get a kill but they miss a group kill or combo opportunity
>traps
I've seen junk players put the trap in places no one would ever go to so it is just a fluke that they trap anyone.
>mine kills
Its junks version of scatter arrow. Almost guarenteed kill in most situations and why most shit junk players pick him. Its a welfare kill so the idiots spend the entire game tring to get 1v1 mine kills.
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>>166708227
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>>166708934
I'd be happy if Junkrat and Roadhog stayed their chaotic selves, just causing mayhem for everyone else.
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>>166699787
cringe
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>>166708992
y-yeah
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>>166708980
I know that feel.

And why the fuck did they nerf XP?
I'm level 303 now, I should be getting rapid fire boxes, but all I have now is sadness. I don't wanna wait for three fucking boxes in four days, I want my 15 free ones now
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>>166708991
>thinks reaper is black
No this is black players wanting him to be black you idiot.
>Even think he is hispanic
He is European.
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>>166707297
Why is Ana rubbing cum on 76s face?
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>>166703326
>Soldier 76
>Took down all guards with nonlethal methods to steal the equipment necessary to wage a one man vigilante crusade on shady evil organizations around the world and just generally cleaning up street crime
>Lawful evil

??????
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>>166708227
My favorite
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>>166708814
Well, I will say this, if the game eventually falls into the chasam of not giving a shit, Blizzard will have more than enough money and more then enough time to develop a movie out of Overwatch, or at the very least, a youtube series. The fans love the animations they put together, some saying its on par with dreamworks even. Hell, even the Bastion story, as short as it was, had more emotion in that small flick then Kristan Stewart had in her whole fucking acting career, and life, put together. If the game falls through, you'll have fans shrieking for a movie where their fat butted waifus can prance around and their glorious head cannons can be completely destroyed, while screaming on forums about hwo "muh waifu isn't with the proper person!! REEEEE!" etc. etc.
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>Overwatch Gen is now /reddit lore general/

Go talk DEEPEST LORE on the fucking reddit you faggots. Nothing matters here except the actual video game.
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I'm late to the alignment discussion. But I made some edits and this list couldn't get more accurate.

Before you yell about 76 being chaotic good please realize his revenge for Overwatch is more important than doing good when he can. It's who he is. You can't just ignore that.

Also Widowmaker does fit within lawful evil because she serves evil. She can't go into neutral because she has no ambitions of her own besides serving evil.

Here you go.
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>>166709180
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>>166709313
Ana should be more in the chaotic category. She weaponized Mercy's biotic rifle and the Russians want her.
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>>166709313
This is correct. Although it's hard to judge widowmaker since she is brainwashed.
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>>166709313

Why are Pudge and Demoman evil exactly? Mercenary work isn't evil.
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>>166708934
I feel like they COULD be, but on the off chance they actually are, it'll be a really rocky process, and it probably won't have the same resolution that Reaper and Widow's redemption arcs do. At most they'll team up with the heroes for convenience and go right back to being lawless guns for hire, which, like >>166709120 said, is probably for the best.

>>166709089
I wouldn't put Conc Mine on the same level as Scatter Arrow if only because full damage won't instantly kill most of the cast. It's cheap, sure, but you can usually walk away from it.
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>>166709293
>discussing videogames on 4chan
Sorry, you need to leave
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>>166709442
/aco/ has better Overwatch discussion than this shithole.
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>>166709169
They nerfed it because they didn't want players taking breaks before they promote just so they could come back and rapidly level during an event
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>>166709379
She hasn't done anything chaotic with the rifle yet though? I mean, she isn't at the top of lawful you know.

>>166709395
Roadhog is a murderer supposedly in his bio. Junkrat is neutral.
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>>166709395
Junk's more of a terrorist.

In his intro video, he steals the crown jewels, and the vault in Dorado.

Roadhog, however, he's really just doing it for the money And soon, the companionship.
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>>166709418
>walk away from a direct mine.
A direct hit + a grenade kills most of the cast and is insanely easy to pull off. This is why bad junks flock to him.
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>>166709057
yeah but they're healing, what i meant by "do damage" is to have some kind of output
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>>166709562
>only Junkrat players are bad
Almost every hero caters to poor skill players, Roadhog is way easier than Junkrat, why don't they flock to him?
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>>166708814
OK I'm gonna level with you dude. It's a fucking game. You come here preaching that blizzard is the fucking devil and all this other bs about people latching on to whatever the fuck, I think you latch onto the idea that you have to "save the gaming industry." Just the thought of someone doing that is cringed af. I don't really give a flying fuck about blizzards other games. I play this one because it's fun. The point of my post isnt to "defend a videogame," it's to call out retards when i see one. Go save the world somewhere else, you fucking cancerous piece of negative shit. Holy Christmas did I ever take the bait. Hopefully some other anons see these faggots for what they are. Fucking miserable beings that need to bring others down because they having nothing better to do. Guaranteed replies
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>>166708269
Again, tried queuing up as Lucio:

>Dorodo attack
>Mei and Hanzo as DPS
>Me: If they have a Pharah, how are we going to kill her?
>Rando: You ask the stupidest questions.
>gates open, getting spammed by Pharmercy
>Me: Anyone going to deal with them? I can go Soldier.
>Mei swaps to Roadhog to deal with the Pharah
>swap to Zen, start shitting on the Pharah
>round ends near the second checkpoint
>bronze elims and damage as Zenyatta
>Me: Want me to go DPS?
>Randos: [radio silence]
>switch to Soldier
>hold at first point in the underpass
>POTG, four gold medals

I'm a season-high 3300 SR support main. This really isn't that hard. Just mouse over shit that needs to die and hold LMB until you win the game. If you can't do this, why are you playing DPS? How did you get to Diamond?
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>>166709395
Junkrat's an anarchist and a thief. Mercenary work grants more opportunities to do those things, and Roadhog's pretty much just in it for the 50/50 split so he has to keep the cash flowing if he doesn't want to get killed.
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>>166709661
My argument is about bad junks and why they are bad. Not good junkrat players.
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>>166709697
>If you don't like this game, you are "cancer"
lol ok
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>>166709169
>Nerfed XP
They didn't
They fucking didn't, you stupid retard

It takes less XP to go 100 levels then it did before
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>>166708814
Yes. But you are an anonymous person on a Cambodian rug market. This game is loved by most people. By that I mean normies. You can rant about how bad it is but the average populace don't care.
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Will Blizzard actually make this game enjoyable to play on any level any time soon.
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>>166709847
no, stop asking
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GONG XI FA SAI
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>>166709772
>He has never known the joy of the first seasonal event while at level 101
The lootboxes were free and plentiful, it's a shame to see them go.
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>>166708934
It's a Saturday morning cartoon. You have to treat it like a Saturday morning cartoon.

>S76 and Ana try getting through to Reaper while he's in the middle of blaming them for everything. S76 sacrifices himself to save both Ana and Reaper when whatever base they're in starts to explode; redeeming himself from the first time and showing Reaper that he still cared. Reaper takes up the S76 mantle.

>Widowmaker shakes the brainwashing/conditioning and realizes what happened. Wants to kill the big bad guy at Talon to get revenge for what happened to her and causing her to kill her husband.

>Symmetra realizes that all the stuff she's been doing toward a more orderly world is actually a sham; all those giant light pyramids are some stupid mind control beacons that are used to do something like the Omnic Crisis all over again, where all the Omnics went crazy, but this time all the people go crazy. Seeing that all the work she had done was actually to cause chaos, she leaves LumeriCo and tries to actually set things right.

>The Omnic Crisis 2: Electric Boogaloo causes all the robo-racists to realize that humans are just as vulnerable to being controlled as the omnics and it wasn't really their fault. Everyone holds hands and sings around a campfire.

>Sombra has been looking into the big bad at Talon all along after losing someone to Talon. She's obviously against Talon as soon as she gets the info she needs.

>Roadhog realizes the Talon big bad was ultimately responsible for everything that happened to his hometown and had been supplying both sides of that conflict with guns to escalate their fight more and more until everything exploded. Wants to take down Talon.

>Junkrat's been looking for a reason to go straight and eagerly accepts Overwatch membership because it means he gets to blow up stuff all over the place, but for the good guys.
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Been playing lots of healer tonight, seen so many stupid fucking idiots just completely throwing away the game. People trying to 1v4/5/6, overextending solo, completely ignoring both friendly healers in trouble and the enemy healers.

It wasn't this bad the rest of the week, the fuck has changed tonight?
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>>166709883
You can learn all the Mandarin you want, Junkrat. Mei's still not going to be impressed with you.
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>>166709847
Play 3v3 with D.va and watch the chaos it causes. It's pretty fun.
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>>166709907
>It's a Saturday morning cartoon. You have to treat it like a Saturday morning cartoon.
>It's not competitive, despite Blizz advertising, patching, promoting, and acting like it IS competitive.
lol ok
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>>166708227
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恭禧发财
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>>166709957
>talking about the game's plot and setting being like a Saturday morning cartoon
>BUT COMPETITIVE THOUGH
Where did this come from?
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>>166709915
Nothing has changed this is the way the game always is.
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I love Hana.
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>>166710012
>plot
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>>166709916
>5 de mayo event, some heroes get lines in spanish
"you can learn all the español you want, sombra still not going to be impressed with you"
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>>166709957
Gameplay wise? Sure.

But the story and "lore" are pure Saturday morning cartoon superhero cheese.
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>>166710005
>maybe if we make our game really chinese our Chinese masters will pat us on the head.
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>>166709907
>S76 and Ana try getting through to Reaper while he's in the middle of blaming them for everything. S76 sacrifices himself to save both Ana and Reaper when whatever base they're in starts to explode; redeeming himself from the first time and showing Reaper that he still cared. Reaper takes up the S76 mantle.

It's not going to play out that way because S76 has no interest in saving Reaper. It's maybe even likely S76 wants to kill Reaper more than Reaper wants to kill S76. We don't know that but Ana has to broker a reunion between them. What's more likely is that as soon as Ana gets through to Reaper S76 uses it as an excuse to attack him and hell breaks loose.

And it'll end with Reaper's mask coming off in the fight and then S76 sees what the explosion did to him. Then that's when S76 epiphany triggers.
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>>166710059
HELP
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>>166710059
wot
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>>166710059
Such as it is, anyway.

>>166710079
Exactly. Sombra would probably just laugh and criticize their accent.
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>>166710059
>Barging into a conversation about lore and plot to talk about the gameplay being competitive as opposed to like a Saturday morning cartoon
>Which doesn't even make sense
>Covers up being called out by saying the plot is stupid

And? Greentexting and reaction images don't magically erase your retardation.
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>>166710223
>plot
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>>166710079
>cinco de mayo even
>Mei gets a Trump skin
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>>166708050
I too love the blue.
>those *dinks*
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>>166701984
source?
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>>166708227
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>>166710223
He is saying the game doesn't have a plot. Which is true outside of the movies there is no plot.
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>>166708227
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>>166710280
I don't even link the French. But I love blue.
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>>166710341
Outside of the movies and comics and continuity built by in-game voice lines*
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>>166710327
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Did you get your shity CTF achievements so you never have to touch this awful game mode ever again yet?
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>>166710434
The voicelines are lore related but break the plot in the oitside material continually.
You literally have enemies working with each other.
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>>166704768
Crouch. If you're standing, you get caught by it's blast.
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>>166710434
/reddit/
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I am constantly reminded of just how stupid people can be.

I can handle losing because of the enemies strategy.

I can handle losing because of the enemies skill.

I CAN'T handle when seeing the giant blue rectangle that is my shield sends my team scattering away from the point, leaving me to get surrounded, frozen, hooked, and killed.

EVERY TIME!

>team is there
>put up shield
>team leaves
>die
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>>166710547
But they reinforce plot that has happened in the movies and comics by referencing them.
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>>166710647
>References
how old are you?
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>>166710580
This is why I stopped playing Rein, there's just no point most of the time.
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>>166710547
>>166710647

Think of it this way:

>situations within the game are non-canonical
>personalities of the characters are canonical

So in essence, two characters that would never fight alongside each other in Russia can speak to each other with their opinions and references to their previous history, before this moment, being canonical.
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>>166710647
Its not plot you dumby.
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>>166710809
Now THIS I can fap to
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>>166708207
Junk and Rein.

Because I'm good at both ;~;

Also
>Killing the enemy junk's rip tire every time with my bomb is delicious
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>>166710785
You don't even know what plot means. Since the events never happen in game they cannot advance the plot.
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>>166710785
Right there's no argument here that anything that happens in-game is canon, but the voice lines clearly reference a continuity, including an overarching plot, outside of the in-game material.

Which is the comics and movies.

>>166710789
The stories happening in the comics and movies are definitively plots.
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>>166709915
Playing a healer, so basically watching your team, really lets you see how mindlessly people play this game. I wonder how more months will it take for you fuckers to start watching the top right screen and adjusting your actions accordingly. When 3 of your teammates die on b @ volskaya, how is falling back not a natural response?

As for healing, I state that on payload and attack maps Mercy >>> Ana (at least for someone with medium aim). Ana does have stronger burst, yet Mercy is way more reactive, often being able to save an ally which Ana probably would need a few 0,1 sec more to heal.
Dmg buff is also pretty badass if timed correctly. And gotta love the (unreliable, yes) mobility.

I've been playing Angela lately and I'm just amazed how much impact she can have on the battlefield. Just silently hoping that blizz falls for the "mercy is underpowered" meme and buff her, I'd be glad.
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>>166710809
ZARYA
IS
CUTE
U
T
E

>>166710865
Killing an enemy Junkrat's RIP-Tire when you're playing as Junkrat is basically one of the biggest insults you can give them without using words.
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>>166710580
And they fucking blame you
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>>166710904
And i fucking said that.
Im out this threads has actual reddit tier morons in it.
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>>166703189
Not hero-specific, but when I'm grinding arcade boxes I'm blasting this in one mode in particular...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkEXGgdqMz8
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>>166710898
>>166710904
>It doesn't count unless I say it does
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>stick music negro with tracer bomb
>it's right on his face
>it explodes
>he doesn't die
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Where were you when thiccfags btfo?
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>He conflates gameplay to lore
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as a handlet, what is the best method to strike the v key without taking my hand of the keyboard
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>>166711045
>DEEPEST LORE
Why aren't you posting this on reddit? I'm sure people actually care there.
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>>166703459
>using tampon genji
>at all
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>>166711002
>thinks non-canonical flavour dialogue advances the movies and comics plot
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>>166710992
And I'm just clarifying my stance and agreeing with you...?

I have no idea what you're butthurt about.
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>>166711060
Depends on the size of your keyboard, but left thumb might do it.
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>>166710932
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>>166711103
>non-canonical flavour dialogue
You are the one (samefag) posting about how voicelines somehow advance the "plot"
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>>166711002
By definition, flavor dialogue can't be plot. Can it allude to a plot? Sure. Can it inform a plot? Sure.

But it can't be plot.
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>>166710919
The problem I have with Mercy is the lack of utility, leading to wanting to play Ana instead. I find Mercy significantly more fun to play, zooming around, threading heals to who needs it, damage boosts when people ult etc. Its a playstyle that appeals to me, but when the other team has an Ana, I practically have to go Ana as well to counter that fucking bullshit grenade.
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>>166711182
Um i'm saying the opposite. You could not be any stupider if you tried.
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>>166711236
>>166711189
>By definition, flavor dialogue can't be plot
>By definition
Do you guys even read your own posts?

Also, how do you guys know so much about Overwatch plot? Does your dad work at Blizzard?
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>>166710898
There is no advancing of the plot. It's lore development numb nuts. Dialog in game expands on character development. Moving the story forward is with the comics.

However, the comics use information said by characters in the game. McCree says Ana taught him how to shoot. Expect to see that referenced or even seeing the moment in a comic some time in the future.
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>>166711328
>Do you guys even read your own posts?

I have no idea what you're implying here.
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>>166711381
I thought you wouldn't
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>>166702082
Mercy offers him chocolates first
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More deadly than ever.
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>>166711457
The only reason he isn't played in the "pro" circuit is because Blizz pays teams to NOT play him.
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>>166711415
You could clarify.

Talking to two different people, who you are agreeing with if >>166711182 is anything to go off of, and implying they're retarded doesn't really make any sense when you only speak in greentext and vague implications.
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>>166711521
Let me clarify

You don't read your own posts
You are contradicting yourself and implying that you know more about the "plot" than the developers themselves. You belong on reddit because you care more about fanfiction than game balance.
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>>166711606
I don't understand how I possibly contradicted myself when I've been pretty consistent with saying that there is plot in the movies and comics, and the in-game dialogue only props those ups.

And I don't think I've ever claimed to know more about the "plot" than the developers. That seems like an incredibly ridiculous thing that you would have had to assume.
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>>166708963
Basically top 500 is where they end completely. They get more rare the higher you go, but theres still plenty in gm
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>>166711671
You see, there is a direct contradiction in saying that the game has no plot, but the movies and comics about the game HAS a plot.

You also assume fanfiction (AKA reddit theories) are directions in which the "plot" can take form.

Blizz wants the profit from moneyboxes, and everything else takes a backseat.
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>see mei's new skins
HOLY SHIT WHERE IS MUH THICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC
WTF IS THIS SHIT
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>>166711815
She has never had a fatter ass, what are you talking about?
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>burned out grinding for loot boxes
>haven't touched Overwatch in a couple days
>want to play with new skins
>haven't played Mercy since season 1
>know she's not a good pick anymore
>think: "if I get Hanamura or Anubis on defence, I'll play Mercy"
>Hanamura
>defence
>someone else insta-locks Mercy
>4 stack on my team all pick DPS
Fuck this game tbqhwyf
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>>166711815
Do thiccfags not understand what parkas and thick jackets are? Are they stupid?
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>>166701985
>What would our father think of what we've become, brother?
>It's hard to say who he'd be more disappointed by.

That one was cute.
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>>166711741
MoonMoon used to throw by wasting ults and shit. Now he's boring, won't charge in recklessly and doesn't ult corpses anymore.
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>>166711987
>Watching "famous" video game players
lol
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>>166710470
ye i got'em, did them by luck before checking what were those; i play more mystery heroes and the other mode with the random brawls, you get more exp from since you last a bit longer in them than 8 mins (assuming fair matches that lasts at least 10min and no fast wins/loses)

still you cant expect a serious mode in capture the cock, its a goofy gameplay to have fun, in other words like jeff said in his latest dev update, they delivered a long wanted mode but after various iterations of trying making it balanced and fair, they realized it was being overworked and finally did it and released it for the lulz
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>>166701985
Link
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I want to know what's up D.va's dress, did they render anything? I know you have it.
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>>166711775
How is it a contradiction? A plot is the series of events that happen throughout the course of a story. There is no series of events in-game because there isn't a defined series of events or even defined teams within those events.

The comics and movies do have events that seem to happen in a given chronological order. The stuff that happens within the comics and movies are their own plots (S76 goes to break into a compound, Reaper stops him, Ana shows up, Ana and S76 team up) and they also work to build an overarching plot because all of those self-contained stories happen in a chronological sequence and inform each other.

How can it be a contradiction to say that nothing plot-related happens in-game but to say the material surrounding the game actually affects the plot?

>You also assume fanfiction (AKA reddit theories) are directions in which the "plot" can take form.

What? When did I ever do that? Do you mean my dumb predictions for where the stupid Saturday morning cartoon story could go that makes all the bad guys into good guys before the end?

I don't really see how having guesses for the sake of conversation is me claiming to know more about the story than the developer. Like I said, that's a massive unfounded assumption.
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>two amethyst plates
>Roadhog intro and currency
>don't play Roadhog
>wait
>is it--!?
YES!
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>>166712035
>not watching high level play from an amusing entertainer
Casual scrub
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>>166711606
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>>166712082
> A plot is the series of events that happen throughout the course of a story. There is no series of events in-game because there isn't a defined series of events or even defined teams within those events.
This is a direct contradiction. The video game and the cheap 2 minute youtube shorts are completely separate if you define them by this.

>I don't really see how having guesses for the sake of conversation
Wow, this isn't your blog. Nobody gives a shit what you think, go fuck yourself with a breadknife next time you think anybody wants to hear your predictions.
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>3 leavers in one day

JUST MAKE IT SO YOU DONT LOSE ANY FUCKING SR HOLY SHIT
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>>166711457
If you're a pro pig, tell me how the hell to do 400 damage. I can't figure it out and I want to make Zarya players suffer.
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>>166712140
>high level play from an amusing entertainer
Git gud, and grow some taste while you are at it.
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>>166712276
Hook and hold down M1 so you instantly fire when she's plopped in front of you then immediately melee her. Dead Zarya.
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Tfw want to sub to MoonMoon for his emotes
But dont want to be associated with his chatroom

What do?
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>>166712276
Headshot, melee
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>>166712362
kill yourself
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>>166712205
>The video game and the cheap 2 minute youtube shorts are completely separate if you define them by this.

Uh, yeah. Which is why I refer to them with different nouns when describing where a plot actually exists. Like I said, there's no contradiction here. You're really reaching.

>Wow, this isn't your blog. Nobody gives a shit what you think, go fuck yourself with a breadknife next time you think anybody wants to hear your predictions.

>WAAAAAAAH ALL OF MY CRYING HAS BEEN SHOWN TO BE JUST BEING A BUTTHURT BABY, I'LL JUST RESORT TO TELLING HIM NO ONE CARES

Got me good. It's okay, you aren't interesting or engaging to have a conversation with. You have a tendency to just shout REDDIT every post. I'll continue to talk to the people who want to actually talk about stuff, instead of arguing with you about why we shouldn't be talking about anything.
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>>166712362
consider suicide
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>>166712362
stop watching MoonMoon obviously
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>>166711378
You are mentally retarded that is what im saying you stupid cuck.
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>>166712387
You didn't respond to either of my responses, you just used greentext and hoped nobody would read it. LOL
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>>166712276
You pretty much just double body shot her. It's not like she has mobility after you hook her. You're dropping her to somewhere around 100 health after your usual combo. You can just tank her damage even if you need to shoot through her shield.
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>>166712435
If you're the same person as >>166711103 then no it's not what you're saying at all.
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>>166712362
Don't do it. Watching streamers is fine, but actually giving them money is fucking retarded
I used to watch BrownMan (Ray from Achievement Hunter), but he gets ridiculous amounts of money for doing fucking nothing, all streamers do. I tuned into his 4/20 stream, he had alerts set for $4.20, $210, and $420, he made almost $1000 within the first 7 minutes. Fucking sickening.
>>
What are some *good* streamers who don't use a cam and don't spam their shit music while playing?

>tfw no harbleu
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>>166712476
The green text is saying in game dualogue does not advance the movies plot.
READ PEOPLES POST BEFORE YOU REPLY YOU KEK.
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>>166712476
>you are not saying what you are saying
Wow this is next level debate skills. Kys idiot.
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>>166712580
Ster is okay. I like that he doesn't try to be positive at all. Zzyzx for example always has this forced positivity about him so he doesn't tilt and it's okay, but it feels less genuine.

Literally all streamers are completely cucked and don't tolerate racist jokes or 4chan culture. They're all literal Redditors.
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>>166712601
No it's saying its non-canonical.
That's wrong.

It's also saying new dialog does not development the plot. It does. It add information to further expand character development. Even telling us previous history of those characters.
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Dear Blizzard; When I leave after the match is over, that means I DON'T want to play with those people again.
So don't put me back into the exact same fucking match with the exact same fucking people.
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> tfw caught a cold and no Mercy to cure me
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>>166712605
Some of them.
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>>166712663
>>166712476

refer to >>166712169
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>>166712684
>It only counts if I say it does
lol
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>>166712684
The events are non-canonical in matches. Tracer never works with widow on that mission. Reaper never works with winston. The dialogue is non-canonical there is never a situation in the actual canon universe where these players have this dialogue as it doesn't make sense.
Why don't you understand this? Are you an idiot?
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>>166712763
No, all dialog is canonical. Always has been always will be. Chu has said himself what is canonical and what isn't inside the game. I'll send you the interview if you like.
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>>166712605

I still believe in Reaperx76.

I still would prefer Pharah and Mercy for the immense shit storm that would follow but Reap76 will also please me.
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>>166712687
Dear Blizzard; 4-5 times as many people play this as HotS, why does that game have a better MM and Ranked system?
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>>166708089
I find the game to be worth 6 hours a week or so in QP. Never have had any mean idiots except maybe once but I just blocked that nigga. Have had lots of backpats and friend requests and groups.

Seems like people are very unhappy when they try to make Competitive a life goal.

>>166709697
To be honest it just seems like the success of mediocre but lovable things make some people get triggered to hell and they need to make it their lives missions to show the world the "truth".

Overwatch is kinda like the La La Land of games. Especially when it comes to people having a deep knowledge of games and can mention how much better 40 games are than Overwatch and why can't people see that? Just like how you can point to 40 better musicals than La La Land but the hilarious thing is, neither thing are trying to be the best at what it is they do, they are trying to be emotionally evocative works of art that draw people in to their stories and production values.

Try telling a obsessed Pharah fan there TF2 is better, see what it gets you. They love Pharah, the art style, direction and being a cool rocket booster who flies around. It doesn't matter what your "arguments" are. They love doing THAT.
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>>166712853
Please do, I care very much about Overwatch lore, that's why I shitpost here
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>>166712687
>he doesn't queue dodge for at least two minutes when playing with cheaters or trolls
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>>166712853
A lot of the interactions are non-canonical you dumb fuck. The things that haporn in game do not advance the plot. Its an arena shooter you cocksucking cuck.
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>>166712853
>>166712969
Don't you remember that part in the comic when Tracer and Sombra traded witty banter before destroying the enemy team on Ilios?

Ahh, and she was a good friend
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10 lootboxes and not a single skin feelsbad
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>>166707568
I want the Roadhog skin where his throat is slit and instantly takes 600 damage whenever he spawns.
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>>166712678
>Literally all streamers are completely cucked and don't tolerate racist jokes or 4chan culture. They're all literal Redditors.

They're sponsored you jabroni. Do you not realize how the real world works?
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>>166712936
https://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2016/05/23/overwatch-michael-chu-interview/

>>166713086
>>166712969
And you can't understand what's been said to you. Character's personalities are canon. The situations are not. If they talk about their feelings or what they've done before this moment it is canonical and thus will be reflected in the comics and shorts.

Sombra did steal Winston's technology.
Tracer does hate Sombra.
That is all canon.
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>>166713096
>Bought 11 boxes
>Got all the skins

Makes you think
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>>166713189
>It only counts if I say it does
ok, now I understand.
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I'm killing people non stop with my alternate fire as roadhog wtf
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>>166713231
Read the interview I linked you. It's all in there. It counts because the head writer says it does. You are wrong. Now move on.
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>>166713086
The dialogue in game is funny as fuck Widow basically wants to force tracers head onto the fround and tenderly finger fuck her.
In the actual lore outside the game they are sworn enemies.
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>decided to be a super obnoxious prick
>saying gg ez and teabagging everyone I kill
>triggering loads of people in the process
>even since that, I havent tilted, once, even if we get steamroller, I dont get angry


I wish I had known this before.
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>>166713231
He's right though you dumb shit. Is Widow's line about "her finest kill" when starting up on King's Row not indicative of anything to you?
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>>166713275
>>166713310
wow that's some deep lore, upvote
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>>166713189
You need to stop posting you possess the reading comprehension of a drowned tumblr blogger.
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EVERY FUCKING GAME

AND BIG SURPRISE EVERY GAME IS A FUCKING LOSS
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>>166713310
And how does this advance the plot? How is it canonical that in that match she visited london and said that?
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>>166713341
>>166713362

Can't you both just accept you were completely wrong in every way? Or are you going to keep shit posting? This is my late reply. Have fun talking among yourselves.
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>TFW your Overwatch rank is more valuable to you than the life of your firstborn son
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>>166713427
Who said anything about advancing plot?
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>>166713420
Prepare for trouble and make it double!
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>>166712078
This one I mean.
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>QP mmr so high, its mostly 3k-4k people fucking around because "LOL QP"
>my team has a bunch of unranked and they lock in hanzo/genji/bastion

Play this fucking shitty game by myself is a fucking horrible experience.
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>>166713445
How exactly did you prove yourself "right"? You've been shitposting for hours now
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>>166713498
why is this even a legendary
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The only skin I really want is roadhog, hope I get it don't want to spent 3k gold
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>>166713465
That is what the argument has been this entire time you cretin. Again how is it canonical? Kys
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>>166713465
He doesn't correlate the fact that dialog in game is complementary to the lore and thus expands upon it. That's what he means. He keeps referring to it as "plot progression"
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>>166713563
Why do you think canon and plot advancement are the same thing?
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>>166713498
There are white boyshorts.

More shorts, really.
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>>166713540
because dva is wearing a dress you fucking blind faggot
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>>166713527
He posted the writer's interview saying you were wrong in plain text. Just stop posting any time. It's sad.
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>>166713445
>oh shit I fucked up
>they know im retarded
>i know ill just say I was an epic troll
Underage poster confirmed.
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>>166713569
>Dialog is self-referential
>That means there is a large over-arching lore to this game
that is so stupid I had trouble finding a reaction image for it.
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>>166713606
1) the argument was about plot
2) you claimed in game dialogue was canonical. It usn't even though it references canon.

You are stupid.
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>>166713658
>he's only just realizing that's how the lore in this game works
>it's been 8 months and he only just realized it
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>>166713640
Can you link me the exact time the writers responded to my post?

>>166713606
>canon
So when are all of these characters getting together and playing Capture the Rooster on the Chinese New Year in the timeline?
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>>166713569
I've never said the term plot progression once. You need your meds.
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Stop replying to the bait. You know they're idiots. They just going to keep responding the same way over and over.
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>tfw I'm not the autist getting into a bitch-fight with other autists this time

Feels good being a bystander this time around
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>the person you're fighting starts crouch spamming
>still can't hit them even though they nerfed it

This game is so fucking stupid, holy shit. I just had a widowmaker just do it on macro as soon as she took damage... why are widow mains so fucking autistic that they have to just spam crouch to exploit a fucking shit game?
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>>166713710
No, you clearly cannot read. Anon said anything that happens ingame is clearly not canon.

>Character's personalities are canon. The situations are not. If they talk about their feelings or what they've done before this moment it is canonical and thus will be reflected in the comics and shorts.
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>playing sombra
>get gold elims
>end game card is for enemies EMP'd and a measly amount of offensive assists
why? this is just like when the game first launched and zarya mostly got cards for teammates bubbled
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>>166713614
Dang.
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>want to play solo
>friends always bothering me to play with them
>all low level low skill
>have to agree because i see them a lot
>3 game loss steak
>can't even play my main because if they don't play it they instalock snipers and feed
aaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
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>deepest lore debates
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Wish I could understand the appeal of Mystery Heroes, just feels like a way to make the game even less fun because now you're at the mercy of the RNG on top of all the other bullshit.
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>>166710079
What's wrong with her head?
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>>166713989
>solo queue and lose every placement match, get placed 2100
>My coworker plays with his friends and gets placed 1400
>"wanna play OW bro??"
>EVERY SINGLE DAY
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>>166713993
I get some practice with heroes I have little time in and it's what I play when grinding arcade boxes
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>>166713949
Because nothing you do as Sombra actually matters, even if you're doing everything right.
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>>166713993
No pressure, all fun and practice.
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Make your best guesses to what might have been happening here.
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So, this aimbotcalvin guy is definitely hacking, right?

clipsDOTtwitchDOTtv/aimbotcalvin/PuzzledGuanacoBORT
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>>166713791
>>166713816
>>166713840
You guys gave up your argument easy lol
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>tell the team we lost
>"no it's a draw"
>DEFEAT
>tell the team we won
>"but they pushed"
>"draw"
>VICTORY
I hate Gold so much. That fucker second motherfucker sounded like a stoner jackass, too.
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does anyone have the soldier 76 version of this?
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I absolute hate getting friended in this game because every player that does it just wants an easy carry.
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holy shit why cant i fucking aim
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>>166714270
Bruh I wasn't even in the argument, just commenting about how it's nice to be on the outside of things for once
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>get a Legendary and an Epic
>Epic is 150 currency
>Legendary is a fucking Sombra skin
>my Lunar item is a fucking player icon
JEFFFFFFF
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>>166714176
Garbage, judging by the artwork. I hope they get a better artist for the rework.
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>>166714416
Don't reply to him, he's trying to bait you idiot. It was his whole objective from the start.
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>>166714412
Stop pressing the comp button reeeeeee
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>>166714391
As soon as they lose, team is disbanded and they exit game. I just decline any requests until I've seen them play a losing game and continue to queue.
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Post 'em.
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>>166714391
You actually add randos? Let me guess, you also play with people on this shithole? lol
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>>166714429
They won't dump 125 pages of finished artwork. Besides Blizz loves that artist. He's done a ton of Warcraft visual novels.
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>>166714492
comp button?
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>>166714501
Exactly every time they play like shit and blame you even though you are carrying the hell out of the match.
I ended up purging my friendlist of every single person that did this.
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>>166714549
No and no. What I was saying was I had people I had good games with friending me for team games but it turned out they just sucked and it was mostly me for the win.

Slightly related the continue as a team option is decent because you can leave and not get bothered by invites.
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>>166714696
Continue as team button is retard bait. You get longer queue times and harder matches. Hope your "good" teammates had microphones and actually cooperated, otherwise it was pure luck that you won the last round.
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>>166714763
I just use it as easy group xp
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>>166714864
Don't you have any actual friends to play with?
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>having the nerve to say "gg" after winning a 5v6 where it was STILL close
Fuck you, you dumpster trash. The game fucking handed you a win and you still gloat about it.
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>>166714921
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>>166714946
its just a game
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>>166714763
Eh you get shorter times if yiu go with 5 or 6 at least in my region. Was insta queuing the entire day. Also you can tell when a team is good and you have all the power to decline or go with it.
Probably the only smart QoL change in the game to date.
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20 wins in a row as torb in CTF
drop torb, 5 loses in a row

it can't be a coincidence
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>>166714763
>he thinks microphones decided the skill of teammates
>he thinks some guy breathing down the mic enhances teamplay
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>>166699926
switch lucio and dva
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>>166715076
If you read the rest of the post you would realize it's about cooperation. Communication is a big part of cooperation despite all anecdotal evidence about "good" teams of mutes who all know exactly what to do at all times.
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>>166714547
tfw
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I wish it would be easier to find a duo queue to play everyday, I have friends but they're all bad
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>>166715175
>anecdotal
You realise Blizz came out and said statistically it does fuck all?
Dumb unskilled players suck. Skilled smart players are good. Mic makes no difference.
Muh mics is a crotch for shitters like you to blame their losses on.
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Yeah, Mystery heroes is fucking trash.
You know what though? Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe it's not the gamemode but the entire fucking game that belongs in a fucking bargain bin at walmart.
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>>166715264
>You realise Blizz came out and said statistically it does fuck all?
Blizz said communication and cooperation does nothing? This game might be an unbalanced mess, but I find that hard to believe.
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>"Hey guys, wanna play high ground?"
>Proceed to get flamed the whole match

Makes me so goddamn happy my main account is 1000 SR higher
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>>166715323
They outright blue posted that mics do shit all. They said cooperation happens naturally between players who aren't potato faggots.
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>>166709697
>>166712873
>>166709268
Look, really all I'm getting at is Blizzard can make the most incredibly, almost to a ridiculous extent, polished games. They can do such a wonderful job that goes above the standard AAA industry, I'm disappointed in the fact that they they are slacking and being mediocre when it comes to Overwatch. This game has the utmost potential, I mean it already is one of the most popular games in existence, to go above everything the current video games industry has put out. Blizzard can set the standard like they have with countless other games but they can do better with Overwatch.
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>>166715496
You said that your last post, and I still say you don't know what you are talking about.

There is a difference between someone who has a mic and someone who uses it.
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>>166715491
>has to play on an alt account because he got lucky on his main and gets raped in the ass at high rank
>still complains

pottery
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>>166715562
>Blizzard can set the standard like they have with countless other games
But Blizz has done nothing but rip off other games...
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>>166715565
>my opinions override statistics straight from Blizzard
You're a retarded cuck thats the issue. This is why you lose.
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>>166715068
Sym, Torb, Bastion, and Mei. 2 of these 4 are almost mandatory to play defense in CTF, unless your team wants to risk it and go hyper offense
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>>166715601
My level 40 smurf is my higher ranked account. Also I'm just remarking at how most of the retards that play this game think that gentle advice is something worth screaming about for fifteen minutes. My win percent is ~60% so nice projection, bub.
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>>166715670
Were you trying to make a point there? Are you trying to say that a 6 man premade with microphones will lose to 6 randos with no communication every time, no exception?
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>>166715632
Well you take a look at WoW and diablo and starcraft, these are core games other companies and developers drew inspiration from. Blizzard has had a huge impact on the early development of games. I think they are really dropping the ball with Overwatch, not to say the overall polish and theme of the game isn't tight. Also look at Heroes of the Storm, I think modern Blizzard has lost touch of what made their early games so groundbreaking or influential.
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Hey, fucknuts.

SOME things they say are canon. Widow referencing killing Buddha Robot in King's Row, Reaper and Widow talking about Doomfist's Gauntlet in Numbani, anything that's mentioned that came from the trailer and shorts and comics is canon. The enemies' banter can also be considered canon because it's likely how they'd react and respond to each other when meeting again.

HOWEVER, the matches themselves, what happens in them, and the things like Winston and Tracer working together with Widow and Reaper are NOT canon. Those are strictly gameplay-only.
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>>166713501
>3k-4k people fucking around because "LOL QP"

I also get matched with masters, GMs and 500s in QP BUT all my games are full tryhard mod, warm up games and I have to wait a fucking eternity for a game to pop up, its tiring and stressful
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>>166715601
>get lucky
Funny how people defend a ranking system they believe is luck based.
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>>166715764
>CANON is what I say it is, nothing else matters
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>>166713872
>why am I so bad I can't hit moving targets
>why am I playing anything other than winston/lucio when I'm this trash

That's all I can read, kys you trash piece of fuck.
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>>166714357
i wanna play in gold, might get you masters, but gimme account
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>>166715858
>Blizzard wordfilters GG EZ
>Not EZ GG
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>>166715737
You seriously believe mics give you a winning advantage. This is wrong.
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>>166715924
Type that out again while I kill you
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>burnt out after season 2 so I took a break
>titanfall 2 is pretty fun
> alright I guess I can come back now
>getting sniper across the map by widow
>soldier rips through reinhardt
>hacked out of the fucking sky by some spic while trying to deliver justice
>hooked 24/7
>health music doesn't really heal any more

What the fuck happened? I was only gone for 3 months and new meta has made all my mains shit.
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>>166713949
Who cares? Medals and cards literally don't matter. I've won plenty of games where my team had one or zero cards up at all.

>>166714167
Sombra feels low impact until she gets ult, but if you think taking down DM, Rein shield and Zarya bubbles simultaneously doesn't matter then I hope you enjoy gold you fucking shitter.
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>be on shitty little two year old laptop
>absolute lowest settings
>render scale automatically set itself to 43% but the lowest option is 50%
>barely average ~18 fps
>manages 30 fps if literally nothing is happening
>big fights are a slideshow
>mfw autists bitch about dropping to above 60 fps
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>>166715737
Since you are so fond of extreme examples who do you think will win
6 players with mics or 6 pros with no mics
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>>166702772
>Those earrings on Pharaoh

Awful.
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>>166715892
>masters
When I first got the game, I dreamed of making it to Diamond. A comfortable tier where I'm not pressured for 100% performance. Then I placed in Gold and played for a while. That dream turned to just wanting to make it out of Gold, period. Now.. Now I don't care anymore.. I don't feel anything, anymore.
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>>166715976
Guy just uninstall the game you are the autistic cancer killing this games multiplayer you can't comprehend that mics are not a deciding factor in why a team wins.
Seriously you are that retard screaming at the guy carrying you.
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Honest to god wish they'd ban Symmetra and Torb from no limits or limit them to one.
No Limits has an even more cancerous meta than Comp and there's literally no reason to play if you're on Attack.
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The difference between Gold Sombras and top 500 Sombras is their aim and their reinhardts
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>>166716031
6 players with mics assuming equal skill.

>>166716121
lol sorry I triggered you so hard, at least I'll never have to see you in game since I'm not in bronze league.
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>>166716027
>play a game on a toaster
>lose every game
This is why I can't takes this games community seriously.
Victory is determined by who has the less retards on their team.
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>>166715814
Canon is what Blizzard said it is, and those are what Blizzard said is and isn't canon. Why is it so hard for you people to accept the official facts?
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>>166716171
Oh im triggered now? you little cuck you get btfo and then you tell others they are triggered.
Uninstall
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>>166716013
Did you have a stroke halfway through your post?
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What did the minor update do?
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So how is Sombra now? Is she still shit?
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>>166716171
>he thinks mics beat pros
Enough. Never post again. Play minecraft.
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>>166715815
>he thinks they nerfed crouch spamming because of teabaggers

Fuck off phoneposter.
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>>166716027
please uninstal
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>>166716297
LOL sorry I hurt your feelies

>>166716370
LOL you ignored the rest of my post because you couldn't refute it!
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>Sombra now instantly reloads her gun immediately after Ulting

I now made Sombra good.
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>play support specifically because i cant aim for shit
>join comp
>its me and a 5-stack
>they've already locked three tanks and two healers
>they tell me to go 76
>tell them i cant aim and would rather be support or tank
>none of them will switch
>go 76 just to shut them up but tell them we will lose because im shit
>try my best which isnt very much
>every time one of them complains i remind them that we are going to lose because a support main is the dps
>we get absolutely stomped
>i dont even have bronze damage
>19% weapon accuracy
>they start getting all pissy in the match chat saying i threw
>they tell people to report me for trolling
>mfw
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>>166716497
Still doesn't fix her shit tier dmg or the fact that she dies after somebody looks in her wrong direction.
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>>166716562
You must be a very bad Sombra player
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>>166716363
Hacking is still less beneficial than shooting most of the time, other characters shooting is more beneficial than Sombra's. That's pretty much how it will stay until they buff or preferably redesign her.
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When are they gonna fix Sombra's teleporter at feet bug
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>>166710059
aaaaaAAAAAA
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> Jeff comes out saying sombra is a support
> people start treating her as such
>Sombra this there to hack health packs for health and people go actual damage dealers
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>>166716589
>I only care about damage

Hey, Soldier mainer. Stop using her like Reaper and use her like Sombra.
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>>166716363
she was never shit, but you probably were
and the update hasnt changed that unless you pick roadhog so no youre not going to do any better with her
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>>166716671
content of your post below:
.
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>the second anyone ever switches to Widowmaker in any match with diamond-tier (or higher) players, the other team is required to counter with their own or risk losing every major teamfight since at least one of their supports will be killed with a 540 mctwist headshot most of the time

Remove this character.
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>>166716623
Don't throw it directly below you.

The reason for the bug is that when you throw it, it latches UNDER the area, and tells the game that you can't locate to it because its an "unintended position" and whiffs it.
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>>166716732
Use D.va idiot
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>>166716779
If you send your Dva to fight Widow 1v1 your team is far worse off than theirs.
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>>166699719
My game shoutdowns everytime I lag, anyone knows why?
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>>166716731
You're whining about her not shitting put damage. She's not supposed to do that, she's a hacker and killer of injured enemies. Do that instead of trying to be Soldier.
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>>166716750
Yes I understand why the bug exists and planm to avoid throwing it there in the future, I just wanna know when the devs are gonna acknowledge it.
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>>166716691
>durr hurr you're shit so the buffs to the character didn't matter oh no i'm having a seizure huhuhuahuhuahuh

/owg/ is probably the worst general there is, even worse than the undertale general.
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>>166716363
she was already decent before if you had good team coordiantion and on certain stagess of certain maps for healthpack layout. Her passive to see through walls is top tier when you can communicate it.

The buff just means a few seconds less waiting around bewteen attacks really. If you are really fast I think you can hack people while they reload too but I haven't done that reliably.
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>>166716732
>million ways to counter widow
and you try none of them
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>>166716839
They did acknowledge it which is why we know exactly why and how the bug works, its going to be fixed in the next patch.
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>spend an entire 3v3 running around the map assassinating enemies
>kill 2 by myself every single round because my team dies immediately
>except for roadhog
>roadhog who can stomp around and suck ass to heal 100% whenever he wants
>roadhog who can hook me and kill me instantly with his ass gun
>roadhog who has 9000 HP because of his big enormous ass
>roadhog who can kill my teammates immediately because of all of the above, regardless of his aim
>there is nothing I can do to stop him in this scenario
>run circles around this guy getting him to
minimal HP several times
>I could shit my entire magazine into him and he wont die because he has so much health
>can't chase him too much because hook functions at any distance, killing me immediately
>finally build up my ultimate and approach him
>pour an entire ult's worth of ammo into him
>he's still not fucking dead
>he whips out his second gun which, of course, does a bazillion damage and throws off your footing because fuck you
>I can no longer flee or heal myself
>he dies with 3 HP

End my life
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>>166716880
>Widow slingshots herself up a wall and gets an instant free kill on Ana or Zenyatta
>opposing Zarya gets to wipe your team with ult
whoops, should've went winston i guess
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I've been silenced by Blizzard for a shitton of reports :^) little babies can't handle being called an abortion.
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>>166716969
epic bro, link ur twitch and tumblr
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>>166716986
I don't have any :^( I'm just a little shit heel who gets jollies from shitposting in chats. How about you crawl back to some queer spot of tumblr tho while you're at it.
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>>166716830
Memory leak maybe?
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>>166717038
post ur snapchat i upvote all ur pics
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>lets add a bad girl to Overwatch
>we have Widow tho
>lets add an even badder naughtier girl
I wonder how they will top that
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>>166717174
I bet you play overwatch you little faggot.
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>>166716732
My biggest problem with Widowmaker is that her hitbox seems really generous. I guess I don't know anything about how the mechanics for shooting work behind the scenes, but flick shotting makes it seem like you don't even have to be fucking close to the head to actually land a headshot.

I just aim off their body, flick it vaguely toward their head and shoot at the same time, and a head shot comes out.
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>>166717204
POST YOUR FUCKING REDDIT USERNAME I WILL UPVOTE ALL YOUR GOD DAMN POSTS HOLY SHIT FUCK
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>mfw still haven't gotten a chinese new year skin out of the boxes wtf
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>>166717180
doomfist

half of his lines are variations on YEA NIGGA GIT SOME NIGGA
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>>166717251
I hope they add ghetto lines for him.
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>>166717246
Reddit? is that some kind of game? Look man I think you need to kill yourself because you don't belong here pally-o
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>>166717249
same, i'm probably not going to get any legendary from this event
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>>166717251
>doomfist is a girl
Wot
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>>166717249
Same, there's something sinister going on with the drops. It probably has to do with this being a chinese themed event.
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>>166717249
I bought Roadhog's because I love him so much and got Reinhardt's from a loot box even though I don't play him anymore and I think that skin is kinda lame compared to his 300 other ones. I really want Zen's.
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>>166717296
I've only recieved the shitty Mei emote muliple times.
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>hanzo gets a lucky headshot and kills you outright
>hanzo panics and scatters your feet and you die outright

why do these deaths feel so fucking bad
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>>166717295
nobody said topping that would involve a girl

doomfist would be ten times hyper than ana and sombra launch if they do it right
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>>166717284
Thanks bro, hmu nigga.
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>>166717296
>there's something sinister going on with the drops
Me and all of my friends have the Dva skin, the trick is to stop giving a shit about cosmetics
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>>166703553
>that eyes
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>>166717362
No skill for the first one. Second one is just unstoppable if it connects.
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>>166717362
hanzo is just kind of shitty design in general
sonar arrow is good but he doesn't need scatter when he can already headshot to oneshot most of the cast

ult is flashy and obnoxious and gets free potgs which really cements the package

/owg/ you get to redesign hanzo, how do you change his abilities
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>>166717395
Ur gay. I was talking about women.
Go to the subreddit for cucks.
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>>166717296
it feels way harder to get drops on this one
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>>166717296
As the amount of cosmetics increases you get lower and lower chances of getting event skins.

That being said I seem to be getting rarer stuff from event crates (more Purple and Oranges)
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I really want that Dva skin but I'm gonna feel like a retard if I pay for boxes and don't get it.
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>>166717571
Shouldn't have an imoact on events as you are guarrenteed an event item on its own table.
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>>166717473
Fix the projectile size.
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>>166717473
Scatter is clearly designed to bounce off walls to get kills, not be a pseudo-blunderbuss
Just make it so the scatter arrow only splits after a certain distance or something
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>>166717628
You're guaranteed to have one, the other 3 are a random roll out of all available cosmetics
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>>166716340
?which part upset you my man?
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Took me 2 fucking hours to level up and at the end of it my loot box was 3 grey duplicates and a player icon.
The loot system fucking sucks. I wish you could just buy currency and get what you wanted. Or remove duplicates. Anything would be better than this 90% 3 grey 1 blue system wherein after level 200 everything is a fucking duplicate.
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>>166717473

Lower arrow damage, increase firing rate. No more 250hp character headshot kills.

Make scatter scatter more reliably and only hit individuals once so it's a good skill to fire into groups and not just kill single people.
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>>166717571
>As the amount of cosmetics increases you get lower and lower chances of getting event skins.
This is incorrect, the chance doesn't really change since only the event cosmetics are rollable rather than all.
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>>166716150
What does Rein have to do with Sombra? Genuinely curious.
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>>166717740
Do you think they want to balance this game or something?
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>>166717746
Event boxes drop all items and all cosmetics. Outside of one reserved slot it's a roll on all available items.
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Why does Somba's spread take approximately 6 years to reset?
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>>166717796
So far the only things they have added to regular crates are 2 emotes for most heroes and 2-3 more skins. Not that significant when almost all duplicates are sprays and icons
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http://www.strawpoll.me/12207494
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who's the worst support and why is it __mercy_
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>>166717959
It's Symmetra, SHE IS CLEARLY A DEFENSE HERO. SHE HAS NO PLACE IN THE SUPPORT CATEGORY GODDAMMIT.
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>>166717473
drop his damage but give him complete freedom to move around while charging arrows
and make them shoot at least as rapidly as like meis icicles
also give him more arrow types and make them actually function as utility rather than "a better headshot, but you aim at the feet instead"
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>>166717959
She has shit heals, shit mobility, shit survivability. But, she has the best ass.
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>>166717740
this is an extremely obvious and effective fix for hanzo but this is blizzard we're talking about so it will never happen

it's kinda sad when an f2p clone of an AAA game has better balance than said game
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I love the quick play 5 DPS meta xD
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>>166717608
Update: I bought some boxes and didn't get the skin and now I feel like a retard.
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>>166703553
>cropped with no sauce
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Can Winston carry solo queue? Can I progress to Diamond. I just started playing and I made it from silver to plat with him, can I keep going?
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>>166718171

I've won plenty of 6 dps qp games, it's fucking QP it doesn't need to follow comp meta you dense shit. If you can't roll with what you have then you are a garbage player.
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>>166718242
not unless your somegook named miro
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>reinhardt charges like a retard
>I need healing
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>>166718242
sorta
probably not with hog around as much though
hes good against all the rest of mandatory shitter picks though and youll still get a lot of those where you are
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>>166718242
if you're good with him you're welcome to try, but in the current meta he's painfully mediocre and you're better off playing something else
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>>166717249
>already got 2 legendary event skins from free boxes

wheeeeeeeee
>>
>people still think Mei is fat
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>>166718540
I'm glad her new skin busted that myth.
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>If you can't roll with what you have then you are a garbage player.
>if you wanted to play the game properly outside of competitive you're a garbage player
GG
>>
>changed my nametag to DonaldTrump just to see what the reaction from Hearthstone players would be
>never bothered to change it back, didn't think much of it
>start playing Overwatch
>12 year old kids screeching at me going ''REEEEEEE FUCK DONALD TRUMP REEEEEEEEE''
>people who have hit puberty make me their leader and praise everything I do
>not a single game goes without 12 year olds screeching or people chanting ''build the wall''
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>>166718597
I'll bust your myth
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>>166718654
For
>>166718270
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>>166718654

If you want to play the game competitively with people who also want to play the game competitively, play comp. That is what it is for.

Else play QP and just roll with what you get because its QP and stop being a shitter and a faggot trying to force high level comp meta into fucking QP.

The idea that "playing the game properly" is just following some comp meta shit is so incredibly retarded.
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>>166718597
Yep. Too many fucking idiots don't understand the idea of thick jackets.
>>
>>166718913
Her concept art shows her without the suit and she was thicc
>>
>>166707568
Roadhog literally has the best skins in the game. What are you talking about.
>>
>>166705772
i'd like these.
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>>166702772
Yes.
I'm no writer but I'd still do a better job. For one, I wouldn't push my garbage OTP into being canon.
>>
>>166706302
>>166707630
Can't you guys just laugh?
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>>166718903
>trying to force high level comp meta into fucking QP.
Wow I had no idea having at least 1 tank and 1 healer on every team was such a pro strat
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>>166703785
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>>166701038
I don't even want to play competitive anymore. I already got used to carrying assaults who can't do their job, and now I have to trust them to confirm kills. I'm scared.
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>>166712037
omg that's fucking adorable.
>>
make new bred
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>>166718678
Great blog mate. Hopefully you have a sense of humor enough to play Mei
>>
>lijiang garden
>winston ult to fly away with flag and win
>damage resets the flag grabbing meter
all of these memes fucking suck. garden always ends with a draw without fail, winston ult and fly is just fucking retarded, and damage resetting the flag grabbing only helps make draws
>>
>>166718242
No because solo queuers are too stubborn (stupid) to do a dive comp. Just add someone who mains Zarya and duo queue.
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>>166717815
Turn bloom on, it doesn't reset.
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let's prank everyone and not make a new thread
>>
>>166719839

The thread needs to go quietly into the night, just like the game.
>>
I made new thread
>>166719976
>>166719976
>>166719976
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>>166712869
Because 4-5 Times less people play it...
Easier to match a smaller player base with their respective skill level.
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>>166720521
>less
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>>166713420
Literally every game I play in the a.m. has this on both teams. Yet when I go Winston and make BOTH of them useless my team manages to lose every time...
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>>166712724
I keep forgetting how tall junk actually is.
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>>166720725
That's one of the main aspects I like about him.
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>>166706126

DEJA VU
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>>166700770
You most likly have cancer.
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>>166713420
>Complaining about Genji, Widow, and Hanzo
>Playing as Sombra

Serves you right, it's like you idiots wants to be hated and do your best failing at the midnight
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