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holy trifecta edition

>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: http://www.dota2.com/700
New players: https://purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: http://www.dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: http://blog.dota2.com/
Lore: http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: http://steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Discord: https://discord.gg/gxGqKkH
Cosmetic simulator: http://dotaloadout.com/
Competitive Scene: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page

>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: http://www.dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: http://www.opendota.com/ (formerly yasp.co)
Hero stats: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/

>NEWS & STREAMS
http://www.joindota.com/

Previously: >>166613509
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>Reddit is just recently starting to catch on the valve scheme of high MMR players being forced to make the game enjoyable and win for shit tier scum
It's funny they're just recently catching on what was gulag facts 4 years ago
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>>166669534
what the fuck is this trifecta supposed to be?
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>>166669534
what does that even mean
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>>166669973
>>166670009
>Not winning the game by stacking broadswords
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That fucking play
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>>166669534
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that sunstrike
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>AF
What are they doing?
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THAT
FUCKING
CRUSH
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>>166670364
Someone should do a collage with all of these
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LIQUID ARE DOING IT
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AD FINEM EXPOSED
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>>166669830
what are you talking about?
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>>166669973
>>166670009
movement+survability+damage
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Necro suffers from the 6 slots syndrome
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>>166670726
thanks anon
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I miss when the holy trinity was phase mek and butterfly on any hero, that was a hell of a patch
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NINE THOUSAND
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Why is Rubick getting aghs?

All it will do is buff ice blast and invoker spells slightly. Surly that gold could be better spent.
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>>166671042
The range/cooldown
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Beyond the Summit
@BeyondTheSummit

The first match for SL i-League NA Quals has been cancelled due to Dilecom disbanding. Next match should start in about 2 hours.
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>>166669263
having nonexistant castpoint on everything really bothers me for some reason

also the doge would be passable if his lines were text only
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>>166671365
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The fucking balls on miracle
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>>166671365
>It's real
HAHAHAHA OH MY SIDES ARE OUT OF THIS DIMENSION
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this GAME
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>>166671365
HAHAH
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ayyy
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>>166670726
but what the hell was the context even
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>what is happening
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>>166671836

that graph looks like a man lying on his back with his mouth open
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>dagon timber
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>>166671365
>go through open qualifiers
>lose 2-0 to np
>disband

LMAO
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Does Timber have PIPE

He really needs PIPE

buy PIPE
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how much did that necro ult do, BRUH.
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I AM SO FUCKING HARD RIGHT NO GUYS
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>>166671849
teaching day9 what to buy in a dota game
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>timber dagon moderately inconveniencing AF
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>everytime a heart attack game when the Greeks play
that perma clutching tier 2 team
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>Ancient Apparation is the hero that gets hooked.
>Hero who just needs to stay in base
lol
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get in teh discord guys. It has no post cooldown
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>>166672150
>Is AF the new old Fnatic?
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it's just some SA team idk why you guys find it so hilarious
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These fucking greeks
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>>166672321
They try another Boston Major Game 3.
60 minutes already and either team can win it
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If nothing else they're fun to watch
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>>166671365
>dilecom
Who was on that team?
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>Miss Miracle
>Grab Nyx

ppudge is oog d hero guys
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What the fuck is even happening
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How much MMR do Liquid need before they are good again?
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Kuroky fucking sucks
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euls
gaming
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>SLARDAR 2 MAN STUN

>INVOKER TORNADOS THEM IN THE AIR
LOL

>SLARDAR 2 MAN STUN

>INVOKER TORNADOS THEM IN THE AIR
LOL

>SLARDAR 2 MAN STUN

>INVOKER TORNADOS THEM IN THE AIR
LOL
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ggwp
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MNT is filthy desu.
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>>166672603
Most notable players were the vanN who played with elite wolves and not today and the matchfixer ztok
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It was an entertaining game eventhough my boys lost
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who can stop him?
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>>166672537
>NA doto after this
What a turn down
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why is he called trentpax now?
was he ashamed of being called MAUTpax?
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>GH is good
- d2g.
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>liquid is a good team
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>dont do 1 ban
>win anyway
Our guys
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>>166672934
People were confusing him for maut too much
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>>166672776
We can talk shit about miracle all we want any other time
But to be fair he was the only reason why liquid held unto this game in particular
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What a fucking meme game

Our greeks are pretty fun
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>pick pudge AND necrophos
>win
dotards?
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>>166672993

Kuroky is a disaster as a drafter desu.
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CHADS WILL WIN TI
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>/d2gay/ says Rubick is useless, especially in competitive games
>Manage to steal EMP(which rekt Kuroky), Corrosive Haze(which destroyed Miracle), Chakram and Impale{multiple times)
>literally supplied his team 5+ disables

Wew
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>>166672993
It's just so typical Invoker play.

>Blackhole 4 people.
>Invoker comes and nados them in the air
reeee
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>>166673020
Watching a tier 2 team clutching when it matters is always more fun to watch than a tier 1 team who chokes when it matters, sine it happens all the damn time.
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>>166672898
Did Madara ever state if his name is anime or not?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Madara_Rider
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>>166672304
Link?
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>>166673334
it's in the OP
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>>166673273
What?

https://www.dotabuff.com/players/95430068

Look at the profile picture
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>>166673273
>Madara avatar
I'm pretty fucking sure the kid knows what he's doing.
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>>166673273
he watches anime...
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>DC
>NP
>jimmy stack
>CoL
>...BSJ
so, americas is finally becoming an actually competitive region right?
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>be me
>post in wrong thread
>repost here
>play axe
>misclick level 10 talent
>have to go to shrine after doing literally anything
>eventually have to build a bloodstone

How can these things be so fucking unbalanced? Either 120HP and 6 damage or infinite mana all game what do you want, lad? Seriously.
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>>166673489
But only one of those teams is actually good?
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>>166673273
Anime.
Accentuating it wrong and it sounds like a Greek cussword.
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>>166673489
Don't forget PPDstack
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>>166673489
how does a region stay so shit for so long and only have 1 good team and that team which is EG is always top 3?
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>>166673614
what talent gives 120 hp and 6 damage? there are no talents that give 2 things
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>>166669534
WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN? WHO THE FUCK BUYS ITEMS LIKE THAT?
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>>166673273
Has everyone forgotten about the boston major already?
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WHEN IS NEXT ESPROT
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>>166673686
money
>>166673623
Listen, I know Jimmy is good but we have to give credit to other teams too.
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>>166673623
team onyx?
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CHAD WILL ALSO STEAL YOUR GAME
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>>166673806
Doo Wop vs. DC in 1.5 hours then CoL vs. Infamous
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REMINDER

IF YOUR LYCAN HAS ANYTHING OTHER THAN 0/0 FOR K/D, UNDER AT LEAST 10K TOWER DAMAGE, NO MANTA OR HOTD, OR HAS A VLADS IN HIS INVENTORY HE IS

T R A S H
R
A
S
H
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>>166673774
skylark might honestly be brain dead irl.
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>>166673904
DC 2-0 CoL 1-1
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>>166673692
>For each point of strength a hero gets:
>20 Health
>0.03 Health regeneration
>Additionally, strength heroes also get 1 attack damage per strength point.
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so now that teams have learned their lesson with bulba whos going to be the next big team assassin?
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>>166674260
arteezy
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>>166674260
bulba. He's captain of jimmies squad
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>>166674260
RTZ or Miracle.
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https://dotablast.com/bone7-interview-coaching-team-np/

RIP
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>>166674350
>>166674470

im pretty sure rtc will stick with this eg team. i can see miracle becoming a teamhopper like rtz after ti5 if liquid fails to qualify for the next major
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>>166673104
>corrosive haze
I literally just realized Slardar's ult got renamed. What the fuck man.
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yo is drdisrespect our FUCKIGN guy?
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>>166674667
His other skills names are fanficfion tier names, I mean what the fuck Valve

>GUARDIAN Sprint
>Bash of the DEEP
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>>166674634
miracle needs to go back to OG.
And they should kick that tilter Ana
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Guys

www.joindota.com 404 error not found
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>>166674771

og with both miracle and jerax would actually be fucking insane
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Which is better, 10 second Sunder cooldown or 15+ all stats?
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miracle couldn't take anymore of the homoerotism that surrounds og

he's never going back
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UPDATE
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>>166675306
Sunder unless you are already unkillable and are going to win any moment
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>Dilecom disbanded

Wut
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>>166675306
If you're likely going to be perma stunned in fights and not able to get sunder off at all, the stats.
If you're good with sunder and can get it off a lot then go for the cd.
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what if the courier had a backpack too
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Who is the best support?
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>>166675652
antimage
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>>166675551
Well they changed 3 members of their roster, which is enough to get them booted from the slavladder qualis
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>>166670710
Old CLQ conspiracy theory.
Basically that $howmuchthisfagspendsoncosmetics is a vairable in match making that will stick them into higher average mmr games.
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How does one counter necro?
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>>166675796
just tp out
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>>166675770

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zkHWbNZJEo

heres the video if anyone cares
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>>166675796
ward his scythe
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>>166675770
No one gives a shit what some redditor thinks
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>>166675770
>Basically that $howmuchthisfagspendsoncosmetics is a vairable in match making that will stick them into higher average mmr games.

Shouldn't this be easy to verify/disprove by making a list of people with open backpacks show their items and just log them

youd need a script for it tho
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>>166675942

>clq
>redditor

reddit hates clq
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Wiat

Do people here actually like AF
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>>166676089
>liking chad finem

pay denbts
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>>166675796
visage
weeeo weee im a necro lalala let me just go in the front and soak dmg weeo wwweo oh they're jumping me better use my W OH SHIT a laguna blade where that come from OH SHIT another one better run OH SHIT im slowed OH SH-
ded
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LOL THEY BUFFED SLARK
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battle pass is live, so is 7.10
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daily reminder that secret will never lose desu
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>>166674383
>captain
Jimmy is captain, no?
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>>166675796
Necro is my new "afk fuck you" hero.
>iron talon jungle
>takes forever
>get ult
>win game

Don't even get reported now since you can't report before after the games.
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>>166675861


>tfw luna popped a bkb to tp out and u scythe her shit at the last possible second
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>>166676859
Cruel prank, bro.

I got so excited for this now I don't want to play anymore...
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>>166676859


>MAGA momiji icon

plz be my friend omg
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>>166677670
now this is a good goy
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>>166677670
go in game and go to the store, the pass is there just its bugged and blacked out, servers update around 5:20 so update should be up sooonish
>>166677765

http://steamcommunity.com/id/bart_r/
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phew

i got scared for a moment there.
ill keep farming mmr with trent
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>>166677765
just reverse search that profile pic or look for someone with the name visible in chat and look at recent games.
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>>166677836
Oh shit. When is 5:20 in 4chan time or hours and minutes?
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>>166677914
was 5:22 EST when the coordinator updated
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What if Razor was meme-melee like Monkey? He uses a whip, after all.
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>>166678101
>skadi basher echosaber etc
no
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>>166677893
or he could ask here
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>>166677914
https://steamdb.info/app/373310/history/
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>>166678302
>>166677836
hi


http://steamcommunity.com/id/bart_r/
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>>166678475
>thecheapjew
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>3+ hour wait for update because of DC vs Doowop Bo3

fuck shitladder and no name teams, I want my arcana now
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>no posts for 10 minutes
holy shit we are so dead
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Someone wake me up when the next slavladder series starts
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>TFW thread is so dead im starting to miss the Aoba poster
Hold me bros ;________;
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What's with all of these streamers playing For Honor?
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>teammates leave lane
>their lane is empty
>go to their lane and farm the creeps
>team gets mad and say some silly shit like "Ugh we don't need another core farming!"

Excuse me? Why do Dotards hate the fact that I cover empty lanes and not let creeps go to waste? Do these idiots like watching your towers slowly die or something?
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>>166678475
>weeb
>furry
>/pol/
>shitposter
yeah about what I imagined the alt-right faggots to be
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PSG here

Is death prophet good in 7.0? Is pugna good? Is lich good? Why is it that I'm a ghost and my favorite characters are also ghost type things
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>>166680359
arnt u dieing
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>>166680359
Do you have cancer for real mate
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>SOMEDY SAID THEY DONT HAVE FRIENDS
>I AM YOUR FRIEND

thanks

;_;
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>>166680476
>>166680484
Probably not and yes but it's probably benign, MRI in just over a month to determine then probably surgery

What about DP though
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> UPDATE- The geographic distance factor in matchmaking now has a different value for each server.

!!
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>>166680691
Shit.
Just play necro. He's a part time ghost.
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>come back from nap
>kotlguy

thanks bts
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>>166680353


furfag AND he hates the jews? hot dog!
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http://blog.dota2.com/2017/01/special-event-dark-moon/

http://blog.dota2.com/2017/01/special-event-dark-moon/

http://blog.dota2.com/2017/01/special-event-dark-moon/
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>>166673614
>he doesn't get Lotus Orb on Axe
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NEW EVENT IS LIVE THIS IS NOT A DRILL
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>>166680793
>>166680793
>>166680793
>>166680793
>>166680793
NEW EVENT AND ITS NOT CHINK RELATED
BASED VOLVO
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>>166680793
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an event to celebrate the chinese new year? wow i didn't expect that!
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>no New Bloom

Good. No way I was going to have to bow down to China for two games.
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>dota dying
>valve spits some half assed event

pathetic
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>>166680793
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>166680793
>the winner gets a THICC Luna cosplayer sent to their home to be defecated upon

BASED VOLVO
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>dota dying
>valve spits some half assed event

pathetic>dota dying
>valve spits some half assed event

pathetic>dota dying
>valve spits some half assed event

pathetic>dota dying
>valve spits some half assed event

pathetic
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>>166680793
>Not chink related
>Wraith Night-like

BASED
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>>166680964
>implying diretide and frostivus weren't half-assed as well
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>>166680962
>>166681178
>not chink related
u dum?
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>>166680793
>Wraithnight 2

YEAH BOI
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>>166681040
>dota dying
>valve spits some half assed event

pathetic>dota dying
>valve spits some half assed event

pathetic>dota dying
>valve spits some half assed event

pathetic>dota dying
>valve spits some half assed event

pathetic
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>>166680793
>no 7.02
>will have to deal with Luna/Treant/Necro/Underlord/MK for god knows how many weeks
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It's just wraith night 2 isn't it
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>>166681278
>Dark Moon
>Based on Dota 2's retarded made up lore
>Simple tower defense, Wraith-Night like game
Chink be like, what?
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>>166681278
I know it's going to take you 5 hours to get the update, but try playing it first, paco.
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>>166681361
Luna is just bad terrorblade.
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>>166681365
Wraith Night was the only good event, so it's ok.
>>
But this event sounds like some survival custom game.
Why not just play custom games or a real survival game like that sc2 mission where you hold against the infinite zerg?
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>>166681386
>moon-based event
>released for the chinese new year aka lunar new year
hmm
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dark moon stack?
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>>166681470
>IMPLYING DIRETIDE ISN'T THE SINGLE BEST EVENT IN ANY VIDEO GAME EVER
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>With Selemene’s influence at its weakest, and twisted shades of the familiar creeping across her domain, the Moon Goddess beckons five new protectors to stand in the stead of her champions against the corruption of the Dark Moon Horde. Will you be one to answer the hallowed call?
> beckons five new protectors to stand in the stead of her champions
>five new protectors
>five NEW
rmyt
>>
>>166681530
>pick Storm/AM/QoP/Weaver
>win

It was fun but insanely unbalanced.
>>
>>166681470
wraight night was the WORST event in the history of dota you fucking subhuman, an absolute disaster
it robbed us of the one true king
>>
>>166681514
So this was a Chinese New year event anyway?

>>166681530
That WoW event where people got infected with a debuff and died and spread it outside the boss room across the entire map was better.
>>
>get sent into low prio for telling a 8k guy to come gank with me
>event comes out
>still got 4 low prio games before I can play it
>on top of a 48h mute

System is working as intended.
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>>166681540
Cause the old ones were Luna and Mirana, you dumb piece of shit
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>ahhh, I've been expecting you
>>
>>166680724

>Glorious US east is saved
>Gyros can quit bitching about russians

Pub games are saved.
>>
>>166681757
this is the only one I like
>>
>Visage and Troll finally get sets
>They're both fucking hideous
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>>166681540
>But now, as the night of the new moon falls, Selemene’s chosen lie helpless behind her temple walls, victims of an arcane slumber that has left the temple grounds undefended.

What did they mean by this?
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>OY VEY, the game is dying due to our sheer incompetence
>Release half assed custom map with shiny new digital baubles for enslaving yourself
>GOOD GOY
The issue is that the numbers will be artificially inflated by chinese item farmers and leddit will praise valve for this
>>
What the fuck is this event
>>
>Boot up new event
>Game fucking crashes
wew
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>>166681854
>mirana and luna getting prison raped
>>
>valve releases half assed custom map that the likes of you could already play if you clicked on the arcade menu
>good goys think something good happened
>>
>>166680793
DIRETIDE?

DIRETIDE!
DIRETIDE?

DIRETIDE!
DIRETIDE?

DIRETIDE!
DIRETIDE?

DIRETIDE!
DIRETIDE?

DIRETIDE!
DIRETIDE?

DIRETIDE!
DIRETIDE?

DIRETIDE!
DIRETIDE?

DIRETIDE!
DIRETIDE?

DIRETIDE!
DIRETIDE?

DIRETIDE!
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Hats!!
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>>166681986
>Get back into game
>Can't fucking pick a hero
>>
>>166681986
>load into event
>3 times in a row someone doesnt connect
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>>166682019
>>166681875
>>166681328
>>166681040
Are you done, nigger?
>>
Guys this looks like a typical survival custom game.
Why are you guys hyped again?
>>
i'm glad this game is dying
>>
>>166682215
Free hats.
>>
why is kotlguy still allowed tp """""""""cast"""""""""" ?
why is maut even alive?
>>
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>literally half of d2g cant recognize another diretide event when its starting them in the face

It's only been forever since the last one.
>>
>>166682112
>>166682112
>Have to sit and watch or I'll get an abandon
>Complain in chat about it
>Someone tells me it's not Valve's fault and to quit my bitching
BUY THE BATTLE PASS GOY
>>
>A FUCKING SHITTY EVENT OUT OF NOWHERE

>JUST AFTER MASSIVE DROP IN PLAYERS

LOL
>>
I'm deeply embarrassed to ask -- is there a mature language filter in Dota 2? I've googled and been combing the UI... hoping i'm not blind!
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This event doesn't impress me desu.
It's no different from Angel Arena or Boss fight or whatever those custom games are called.
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>>166682215
Because it's the first chance for FREE hats is fucking forever
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>Beaten by Goyim Offensive, dotards will defend this
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>>166682383
I doubt you can trade those hats. If they're anything like regular drops then they aren't worth a damn if you can't trade them.
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>>166681017
the dream
>>
>>166682313
>Game ends
>Try to join again
>Second crash
>Try to reconnect
>Third crash
WHAT IS THIS
WHAT IS THIS
>>
How is dark moon?
>>
>>166680724
Based Trump
>>
>>166682446
game coordinator has been down half the time since 3~ hours ago
>>
>>166682559
its like frostivus, pretty fun
>>
The code is bugged.
>>
>>166682559
Who knows only half the people on dota get to play it
No joke my game crashes literally e
>>
>Random event out of nowhere

its cool and everything, but the basic functionality and game mode of this game needs a ton of work right now...

its not just an event and nothing more, is it?
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>Available to play through Monday, February 6,

Available to play through Monday, February 6,

>Available to play through Monday, February 6,

Available to play through Monday, February 6,

>Available to play through Monday, February 6,

Available to play through Monday, February 6,

>Available to play through Monday, February 6,

Available to play through Monday, February 6,

>Available to play through Monday, February 6,

Available to play through Monday, February 6,

>Available to play through Monday, February 6,

Available to play through Monday, February 6,

>Available to play through Monday, February 6,

Available to play through Monday, February 6,

>Available to play through Monday, February 6,

Available to play through Monday, February 6,
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>>166682346
And why would you want it?
>>
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>>166682669
heh
>>
>>166682792
"""""""""""""""available"""""""""""""""" to play
>>
Are the hats you get from this event tradeable?
>>
>>166682926
LOL
>>
>>166682792
Yeah, I know, English can be tough, Jose
>>
>>166682815
trying filter out the profanity in most of my games, the cry babies, the whiny men
>>
>dota keeps crashing
fuck it not gonna bother trying to play the meme mode
I hope I don't get an abandon though
>>
just finished my first game of darkmoon

we lost at round 2, the dazzle minions are buff
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These sets are actually quite nice. No particles everywhere, no infuser shit. I think Valve is hearing us.
>>
our girl is streaming
>>
wait you can play the new game mode already?
brb starting dotes
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Will this event save Dota?
>>
>>166683315
>the new event isn't chink-themed
-d2g
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>>166683149
>>
>CLAIRVOYANCE
oh god remember when this fag was a thing
>>
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>>166683315
>naked troll with swords makes it in
>all chinese new shit for late winter battlepass
>>
>>166683418
I hope not I hate popular games
>>
>>166683315
woah mk getting sets already
>>
>>166683315
>no infuser shit. I think Valve is hearing us.
you think they won't shove em down our throats with the other two chests?
>>
MOON THE ABSOLUTE MAD MAN 1v3 TRADES HIS LIFE FOR ENEMY CARRY ANYWAY
>>
>>166683315
>Gengis Clinkz

rolf
they are all garbage btw
>>
Can you trade the sets from this event?
No point if I can't make money off this.
>>
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>no balance update
SNIPER ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>
>>166683694
But Sniper is a good hero.
>>
>>166683673
Fuckl no you stupid fuck they will not allow that
>>
>>166683694
A MORTAL WOUND
>>
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>>166683694
>>166683740
>Sniper is trash, waaaaahh, Icefag, pliz buff
>Everyone refuses to build glass cannon Sniper with his new aghs
RMYT
>>
this event is cancer
none of the groups ive played with have made it past round 3
>>
So how do you win this meme game? Got to round 4 barely. Not very fun but I want hats.
>>
>>166684053
Does it feel any different from those custom games?
>>
The city of NA dota
>>
>>166683652
Does that means Gengis Khan was a manlet?
>>
doo wap more like doo NOT XD
>>
>5 man party with my friends
>let's go the dark moon thing
>my game is the only that keeps crashing
>tell them to go with someone else
>they're having a blast and bragging how they found a way to go infinite and whatever
>meanwhile I'm sitting here because of a DOGSHIT UPDATE THAT KEEPS CRASHING
>>
>>166684053
>playing valve meme modes

literally why? playing anything but normal dota is the most reddit thing anyone can do in dota. time wasted on meme dota is time you could be using to git gud
>>
>>166684197
>Being this yuropoor
>>
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>>166684153
He was compensating for something when he killed everyone.
>>
>>166684240
t. 3k mmr player
>>
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>>166684197
>>
>13.54 GG
>13.54 GG

>13.54 GG
>13.54 GG

>13.54 GG
>13.54 GG

NA DOTA
>>
>sneyshit

l m a o
>>
>>166683315
I want the clinkzhis khan and Troll sets

Phoenix is also nice but it's extremely rare so fuck that
>>
the city of NA dota
>>
basically new diretide with tons of free shit.

you spin dark moon(cm) wheel and get random treasure chests
>>
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>out of nowhere
>>
So this is why the top NA teams import all their players...
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>>166684473

noooo i have an exam in a week and i didnt study
>>
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>>166684473
Except today is Thursday 26th, faggot
>>
>>166684537
I had my exam 2 days ago and didn't study because of dotapit
>>
so is this doo wop team full of up and coming NA dota talent or what
>>
>>166684569
Yeah I'm sure it's completely unrelated, valve isn't the kind of company that would skip a christmas event in favour of a chinese new year one
>>
>>166684509
>jimmy imports a muslim pinoy wunderkid for the mid lane
>teams up with bulba
Wew
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>its just a really hard wraith night

>bonus guarantees a free set every day, assuming you last more than 5 rounds
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>>166684473
it's the year of the cock too
open wide /d2g/
>>
>all these chink looking fuckshit sets
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Why does icefrog make you fight TWO TIDEHUNTERS ON STEROIDS?
>>
>>166684860
Not a chink pandering event no sir!
>>
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>>166684857
CRASHING THIS MARKET
WITH NO SURVIVORS
>>
>>166684728
>Who the fucks even celebrates Christmas in the West anymore?
I'm sorry, Omar
>>
>>166685009
You can't sell them faggot.
>>
This shit is worse than wraith night. Are the rewards worth anything? And has reddit come up with a way to cheese it yet?
>>
>get stomped first game
>give away sd and luna first pick second game

doo wop lmao more like doodoo amirite
>>
best heroes for dark moon event?

tried sniper twice but his low attack speed is such shit for the first 7 rounds despite rushing moonshard
>>
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>tfw to intelligent to play dota
>>
>>166675553
you can get me off a lot hHAHAH
>>
>>166685243
>Not watching Waga who's on his Ninth Round on his Second Game with Techies
Seriously, senpai...
>>
>>166685243
dusa
>>
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DOTARDS?
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>>166685118
Valve will nerf it if they post their cheese on reddit. So I hope not.

>>166685243
Troll should be good.
>>
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>tfw too in love with Soe to do anything
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>>166685362
>SE Asia
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>>166669973
>what the fuck is this trifecta supposed to be?
How to git gud
>>
>>166685380
You know she has a boyfriend right?
>>
>>166685243
Axe is always good in these "hold against enemy waves" gamemodes.
>>
>snapped at the kid who was constantly kicking a soccer ball at the fence
>-25 mmr
explain this dotards.
>>
Does Invoker's Tornado no longer dispells Flame Guard? Does Eul?
>>
Techies is great for getting a good score and he can carry to round 5
>>
>>166685556
>Doesn't even know the available heroes
>>
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>>166685556
axe isn't available
>>
>>166685693
>You can't play all heroes in it
Worse than custom games then
>>
>>166685531
Already? Her previous boyfriend broke up with her earlier this month.
>>
>>166685759
They have modified skills, anon, devised for the game mode
>>
w33 playing from arizona or europe?
>>
>>166685707
Fuck. Anyway, PA, Underlord, Tiny, Techies and Phoenix are probably the best. (Assuming Underlord's passive works properly)
>>
The only reason this event is good is because of the free hats AM I right?
>>
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HOW DO I DARK MOONN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
Dota is SAVED?!
>>
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>>166685380
>>166685531
>>166685814
>Liking a literal slut and furfag
>>
>>166685931
your theorycrafting is completely useless when you odn't even know how their new skills work lad
assassinate bounces for example
>>
>>166685243
disruptor to catch the chicken
>>
Why couldn't they make Dota 7.00 a retarded custom too?
>>
>Phoenix finally ges ta set
>it's beautiful

>Extremely Rare

Why.
>>
fucking hell tiny is so shit in this mode
im picking zeus next
>>
>1k points for an average game

>need 35k for 3$ treasure

lmao
>>
>>166686157
>>It's beautiful
Gee, I don't know
>>
>I have a really good game as Luna
>Suddenly Selemene event

Uhhh dotards?
>>
HOW DO YOU GET PAST WAVE 8
>>
>>166686243
HE KNOWS
ABORT
ABORT
B
O
R
T
>>
>>166686260

made it to wave 9
>>
>>166686198
Beat 5 rounds to win a set.
>>
Dota broken for anyone else? As soon as I load into a game, the game crashes and sends me back to the desk top. Just downloaded a patch for it too, as it was working fine a few days ago before it.
>>
>>166686398
its a beta
>>
>>166686198
>get 40kish points first game of the day
Hmmm
>>
How do people watch Wagacuck?

Just looking at his stupid fucking glasses and hearing his mouthbreathing voice with that disgusting Swedish accent makes me sick
>>
>>166686438
Beta for what?
>>
>>166686398
>the game crashes
make sure you buy the battle pass tho
>>
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SO FUCKING CLOSE

I WANT MY HATS VOLVO
>>
>>166686515
dota 2
>>
>>166686451
so its not worth playing more than once a day.

if you play more you are legitimately autistic
>>
>>166686471
>7k and routinely gives advice on how to improve
>Just made it to wave 9 on his second game
Man, I have no idea
>>
>>166686194
tried zeus

only good thing is his ult
>>
>>166686260
>try to revive
>get torrented
smmmhhh bois
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>>166686398

>actually playing this piece of shit game
>>
>server maintenance
DOOOOOTAAAAAAARDS
>>
>>166686625
likely nerfing the shit out of the event
>>
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i just spent 135 trying to get that phoenix set

i hate myself
>>
>Steam is down the moment I finish a match
>>
>>166686675
I hope not. I just got home.
>>
>>166686723
>steam is down the moment I want to play this awful game
>>
NA is such a fucking sad scene
>>
Finally beat wave 5 and the server is down? I mean it says it will update but I have to see it to believe it.
>>
Doo Wop is hilariously garbage
>>
come back tomorrow lads
>>
>>166686685
135...dorras?
>>
>>166686685
Holy shit, anon. I bet you don't even play phoenix that much.
>>
>>166686743
Dude, it's for the better. The Dazzles' heal and those chainstuns from the Nyxes are ludicrous.
>>
>>166685516
I love fears every present hopless expression
>>
>Can't get past wave 2 with randoms
zzzzzzzzzz
>>
>>166686841
>>166686847
i fucking love phoenix. i was overjoyed we he got an immortal but was assblasted at

>very rare

now volvo does it to me again

fuck you gaben. do the chances rise anymore or am i just very fucking unlucky
>>
underlord is kind of alright. Tanky and with magical and physical damage that scales as the game progresses.
>>
>>166686937
Can't you buy it off the community market for cheaper a few days down the road?
>>
>>166686685
are you the guy on reddit? i saw someone post this exact same thing
>>
>13.54 GG
>15.28 GG
NORTH AMERICAN DOTA 2 SCENE.
>13.54 GG
>15.28 GG
NORTH AMERICAN DOTA 2 SCENE.

>13.54 GG
>15.28 GG
NORTH AMERICAN DOTA 2 SCENE.
>13.54 GG
>15.28 GG
NORTH AMERICAN DOTA 2 SCENE.

>13.54 GG
>15.28 GG
NORTH AMERICAN DOTA 2 SCENE.
>13.54 GG
>15.28 GG
NORTH AMERICAN DOTA 2 SCENE.
>>
I assume the """"FREE"""" sets are not tradable right?
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free... hats?
>>
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kek
>>
Fuck, which champ do I pick in moonmeme?
>>
>make it to lvl 10
>steam is down and new version of dota is up
AHHHHHHHHHHH WHY IS BAD LUCK THE ONLY TYPE I HAVE
>>
>>166686995

? DC is NA dota
>>
>yawar rage quit

kek
>>
>Can't GG out

lel
>>
>>166686979
depends, seeing as its the first phoenix set and the only other cosmetic is a single rare immortal, its not gonna be cheap, its not hard to think itll be darkclaw tier, might as well piss away my chances at the lottery
>>
>>166686685
do you have a duplicate of visage set? can you give it to me?
>>
>can't gg out
>game crashes upon loading
buy the battle pass tho
>>
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>>166687025
our guy
>>
>DC stomped Doowop so fast the next game is more than hour away

fucking lol
>>
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>>166687025

Fuck I muted the stream and alt tabbed because the game was such a stomp. I missed it.
>>
>>166687014
theyre tradeable just like the past dota passes

the only untradeables are the collecters cache of 2015 and 16, legion immortal and the coin treasures from the first battle pass
>>
>Dota 2 is updating
>>
>>166687025
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

3 big AoE ults can't even def
>>
>>166687180
He means the chests from the Not-diretide event.

And to answer that question, no they're untradable.
>>
Is the daily bonus working for anyone? Died on round 6 not getting it. Shows up in recent games but not getting the points.
>>
protip for dank moom: pick tusk and some shit with DoT to milk that cock for gold
>>
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can you get low priority with the event like dcing
>>
>>166687397
its once a day dummy
>>
>tfw your support feeds
>>
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>make it to round 12
>here have 20 miranas with pinpoint accuracy that can stunlock an entire team
yeah fuck off
>>
>waga not going battlefury
triggers me to no end
>>
>>166687440
Yeah and I'm getting shit. Well I get the measly points from the failed level 3 games but not the bonus.
>>
>>166687475
>tfw you're the support
>tfw you're getting pinged
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>emoji emoticons that you have to buy
>>
>reach round 9
>servers are to busy to give you a reward
>close dota
>open it
>no reward

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
>>166687556
>>Emoji emoticons
>>
>>166687180
Also chest has ultra-rare unusual courier (random one) with special Dark moon effect
>>
=ALERT=

OUR BOYS ARE LIVE AND STREAMING THE MEME
>>
>Still no new terrain
I'll forever hate myself for not getting the Immortal Gardens one.
The Monkey King terrain was shit tier.
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>800meganigger update

now my thirdy friends and their coin machines is struggling once again
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>>166687656
>he doesn't know
>>
>>166687792
Wait are they permanent now?
>>
>>166687792
>emoji emoticons
>>
>>166687792
>Nigger can't read and doesn't understand what was being pointed out
>>
>>166687691
>The Monkey King terrain was shit tier.
Why?
>>
>>166687792
>People willing to pay for emojis.
Reminder that half of the population is actually dumber than the average person!
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>>166687909
good goy
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>>166687691
>Desert and Immortal Gardens are the only nice-looking terrains
>got neither
>>
Blizzard is the better company now.

Let that sink in.
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>>166687904
>>166687909
>they don't know what emojis are
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i actually had fun killing lane-dodging plebs
>>
did the update 10 minutes ago fix the game crashes?
>>
>>166686001
>>166686001
>go pit lord
>build vlads crimson guard
>your team never dies
Buddy did underlord and i played phoenix, with the amount of DoT i shat out i never died
>>
>>166688417
Not for me, I can't start lobbies or bot matches. A friend says he's not having any issues though.
>>
>>166687786
>Implying
Enjoying those data caps my burger friend
>>
>Dark moon event
>cant play as luna

Defend this Dotards
>>
This is fucking horrible. How many days until random russians can get to level 4 consistently?
>>
>>166688861
buy the battle pass and maybe next year you'll be able to
>>
DARK MOON

Got to round 8 and then 7 with randoms, i think 2nd one didnt count because lol steam is down but its super easy i imagine i could last forever on a coordinated team, randoms keep tanking all the creep damage and then running away the hold round instead of being useful.
>>
>>166686198
> 1k

i just got like 34k points for lvl with the zombies

kys
>>
>>166688861
They're being jail raped somewhere, that's why Selemene called out for some one else to help her
>>
>>166689121

Thats your daily bonus, even tho he should be getting a lot more than 1k on average rounds.
>>
So Underlord confirmed god tier
DS seems pretty good
Tusk + Sniper is not bad

PA seems really not very good
>>
>load into dark moon
>keeps crashing
>how did I get these points
>bonus gone
Is this because I didn't buy the battle pass?

rofl it's still crashing
>>
HOW 2 GET PAST WAVE 5
>>
>never get anything "very rare" or "rare" out of chests
>first very rare is untradeable
Ty valvo.
>>
Are there any dark moon specific rewards besides the courier?
>>
>>166689263
>>166689263
Pa gets good whne you get battlefury.
Made it to that roided out tide round going
>Pitlord with mek and vlads
>BF on PA
>me as phoenix with veil
>dark seer
>medusa
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>>166689149
"raped"
>>
>>166689263
>Not building PA as a dodgetank using her counterattack stuff
>>
>can't mute people in darktide
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>Flattening of the grass seems to be in the works. Basically means that when you walk over it, it'll flatten and then return
always good to see Valve working hard
>>
>>166689539
>Turn off your speakers
WOA DUDE
>>
>>166689649
Yeah can't wait to see another 20fps tank for a meaningless effect.
>>
>queue on EUW
>get a stack of 3 brazilians
HOLY SHIT
WHAT
>>
AHHHHHHHHHH HOW DO I WIN HATS
>>
>>166689670
What if I want to hear the game sounds will playing this garbage mode until I get a team that doesn't pick pa AND doesn't randomly not count when I finally get to level 6?
>>
>>166689121
>"hurr im a retard le kys XD"
>>
>>166689464
I played PA and got BF and we made it to Meepo round but idk

Treant seems complete dogshit but I must be wrong
>>
>>166689852
>Playing Dota 2 in 2017
The game sounds are irrelevant, the game has enough visual cues and indications, besides, it's a stupid TD mode
>>
>Not tradeable or marketable
Fuck off.
>>
>>166690504
new treasure from battle cuck ?

or reward from dank moon
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So did South America only get a qualifier slot because of Bruno Carlucci AKA Reddit's Guy AKA El Blanco?
>>
how many people in this general actually like the game excluding me
>>
HOW DO I EVEN WIN THIS
>>
>>166690691
pick techies
>>
>>166690691
Get techies and not PA. If you get PA you lost.
>>
>>166690603
Dark Moon.
>>
>>166689338
same here
thankfully it was just the shitty 2$ dollar tiny bundle
>>
>>166690737
literally just picked techies. cant survive round 3
>>
>>166690668
Smash es mi pastor, dude
>>
Are there any good techies players here whose replays I can watch?
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Do you think whoever is the final boss of this "Event" will be the 4TH SPIRIT BROTHER?
>>
So for Techies in the new gamemode you level Quas first, Wex second and skip Exort right?
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>>166690668
SA is a force to be reckoned. Expect us.

HUE
>>
>>166690864
sing
waga
>>
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>>166690898
>tfw Dota 2 will soon become League of Losers releasing a half baked, half assed new hero concept every few months
>>
well this game mode is trash

and so am i
>>
>>166690995
I dislike piercings in general but nose piercings are especially disgusting.
>>
>>166691210
agreed
>>
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FREE SETS

THAT'S RIGHT

FREE

SETS
>>
>play two games
>internet goes to shit
>upload is kill

rip
>>
>>166689263
Ember spirit nigga

Seriously, use ember spirit. You press W on a wave and annihilate them. I had double the kills of the next guy by the end
>>
>tfw no io darkmoon arcana
>>
>get into cocktide game
>allies instantly lock in sniper, ember, pa and winter wyvern
>pick pitlord
>lose to wave 3 because having 3 characters that dont come online in a shitty meme game mode until wave fucking 5 is great design
>repeat for 6 games

great mode volvo, ill just play one of the other 20 better designed holdout maps
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Seriously, try ember. You'll end up dying a few times but once you max W you can survive pretty well
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>previous event baby roshans were only awarded to those who were good enough to rank at the very top
>this event's baby roshan is just dumb luck that can be awarded to literally any peruvian who just afks until wave 5 once a day
>>
How the fuck do you beat the giant invoker? Shit's insane
>>
HOW DO YOU GET PAST LITTLE LUNA ROUND LIKE GOD FUCKING DAMN THERE ARE BILLION ARROWS FLYING EVERYWHERE AND WHEN YOU GET HIT A HORDE OF LITTLE LUNA'S MOW YOU TI DEATH REEEEEEEEEE
>>
>>166690801
I got pact of the wurmblood for DK granted i like the weapon i just don't like how the set looks. Now i have a nine dollar set i could've sold on the market that is ungiftable and untradeable.
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what's good lads and ladettes
>>
allright so its confirmed that pitlord is a must have in any lineup right?
>>
>>166691576
>>previous event baby roshans were only awarded to those who were good enough to rank at the very top
you mean who ever was autistic enough to grind the latest abuse
>>
>>166691638
FUCK YOU
>>
>mode is about luna and mirana falling asleep and not being able to defend the temple
>one of the waves is thousand of lunas and miranas
10/10
>>
>>166691638
>Ladette
It's "lass", anon
>>
This is legitimately hard
>>
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wtf wtcw tjasdjfklasjdfkl;jsdklf;jl;dfasdfjaskildjflkasdjkf
asE DFK AWJVGUIOJAQEOGJAKIOPFJILO
QFASKDEF
A
SDF
ASD

valve doesn't do fun modes anymore

IT'S BEEN LIKE FUHC3ASWKLEJFIASDFIOJ 3 YEARS SINCE DOTA FUN

CHINK
MODSE
AR
ENOT
FUN

DO
NOPT
GULAGPOST
ABOUT
CHINKMODES

IT'S A FUCKIING CHINKMODE ISN'T IT

be reminded that chinks stole an api key and invalidated the last 3 years of esports
>>
>everyone is going to look like chinamen until 2018

Yikes.
>>
>>166691805
lad·ette
ladˈet/
nounBRITISHinformal
a young woman who behaves in a boisterously assertive or crude manner and engages in heavy drinking.
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>>166691638
>ladette
>>
These new sets are all fucking terrible except the lich and phoenix ones
Such uninspired chink garbage what the hell, what happened to fun little hats like tide's squid?
>>
>>166691841
At least adelaide will feel at home.
>>
literally cannot get past round 3
need hero build pls
>>
Does the game end if you beat Dark Magus?

>>166692020
I played once and got to round 15 I feel like our underlord carried us, he seemed to know what to do. I played dusa and just built mjolnir attack speed and damage (and lifesteal it becomes mandatory)
>>
>>166691958
So, a slut, in American. Wonderful comparison
>>
>>166691964
nice magic stick
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>These new sets

My eyeballs would be dry-heaving right now if they could.

Also is there a worse feeling than losing a game with one of your most successful heroes despite out damaging like 2-3 of the enemy cores? I know there's more to the game than fighting but boy is this frustrating.
>>
>>166692163
all women are sluts anon
>>
so do you even get anything from this new meme mode or is it just another things for shitters to do when they are not losing MMR
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>Game patches
>Still crashes
buy the battle pass tho
>>
>>166692314
Witch doctors, ember, and elder look good. The 3 quest unlockable sets look amazing too, i actually like zues'
>>
>>166692314
i think the witch doctor one is alright, the lich one is also ok
>>
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Let's see if Swindlezz shitstack can beat the Peruvians
>>
Worst thing about this new game mode is that it takes forever to get items. Couldn't they scale it differently and let you get an item before round 5? Feels slower than 7.00 meme Dota.
>>
>>166692314
What's wrong with the Visage one?
>>
Did valve seriously add a mongol set for a chinese themed event
how triggered are the chinks lmoa
>>
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Never forget.
>>
>>166686398
It's crashing for me too
>>
>>166692542
What the fuck's wrong with her twin tails, dude? Horrible picture, tbqh
>>
Only just saw the update, is the new event just like a horde mode again?
>>
>>166691979
chinese new year event sets were always garbage
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>>166692474
>>166692509
>>166692684

Really? I guess I could see the appeal behind the Witch Doctor one but as far as the other ones are concerned I can't get behind any of it. Most of them seem like they're "too much" to me if that makes any sense to you guys.

Different strokes, I guess.
>>
so do you get 2 sets from each treasure or i got very lucky?
>>
>>166692905
Yes

It also lags WAY worse later on, literally screen fulls of shit
>>
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>all the streamers playing meme mode

RIP dota.
>>
how does chicken work?
>>
anyone else saving sets for gift/exchange?
>>
>>166692509
ya tha visage one is pretty sweet, i wish it gave you different gargoyles though
>>
>>166692542
Asuka won't wear something like that DELETE THIS right now
>>
>>166693563
Asuka wouldn't wear underwear? Huh, I think you might be right.
>>
HOW DO YOU KILL THE MAAPOS THAT ONE SHOT KILL YOU I CAN'T PASS FROM THAT ROUND
>>
>>166693671
Use sniper to kill the catapults, dodge the aoes and dont let mapos spawn the dire creeps.
>>
>>166693671
lrn2dodge
>>
is the a mmr reset/calibration with the pass?
>>
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What are the prizes for playing in this event?
are they tradeable?
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New ember set is lit
>>
>>166693852
no why would there be
>>
>buy pass
>get in a game
>can't load to hero select
>game crashes everytime i try reconnecting


lolbaboons?
>>
>>166690898

Why only one of the bros gets a cool hat?
>>
>>166693892
all ember sets are on fire like that retard he's fucking ember spirit
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>>166687957
>Obfuscating trees and their placement
>Made some terrain larger than they actually are
>Added walls everywhere that don't exist
>Added a shitload of pillars that constantly keep fading in and out
>Biggest and most important fuckup: DESTROYS performance
>>
>>166693892
Are those rapiers?
>>
>>166693872
at 35k points you get to spin a wheel
The wheel is pretty much identical to the rylai wheel from every battle pass ever, except the arcana spot is replaced with baby roshan
>>
>>166694085
BANNED FOR THREE DAYS FOR POSTING PORN ON A BLUE BOARD
>>
>>166694085
BLACKED
>>
>>166692314
a clash occurs and the lag kicks in
>>
>dragon knight's pike on his nine dollar set doesn't have a special attack animation
>>
>>166694098
They're B-Gods rapiers
>>
So do you get unlimited spins?
>>
>>166694085
>choise
>>
>>166694085
>You better check yourself before you wreck yourself
SAVED
>>
>>166694198
It did but Valve jews didn't want it to be a Legendary set and removed it from the in-game one
>>
>>166694159
yeah, sure thing anon, more like three minutes
>>
>>166694159
wow scary
>>
>>166694085
MORE PLS MORE
>>
>>166694217
as long as you have the points, yes
>>
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N-NANI??
>>
>>166694135
oh so the baby roshan is not a top score thing?
are the items from the wheel tradeable/giftable?
>>
>>166694449
ma-masaka!
>>
Should I buy a gameleap pass?

I really just want to boost my gameplay.
>>
>>166694517
bsj works for them right? you can't afford not to
>>
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Compare the intense, amazing 60 minute game between Ad Finem and Liquid and this shitshow.

NA Dota is such a joke.
>>
>>166673915
They don't use the letters we use.
They use a Chinese ripoff of the high quality Latin alphabet we use.
>>
>>166694738
AF games are memefests though, you can't say they're representative.
>>
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>>166690898
Moon spirit
>>
>>166673850
>Chad squad make it to the final of a major
>Grill makes her first babby steps into competitive gaming
W-will normies outperform us in our favourite game?
Will Dota stop being an e-sport and simply become a sport?
>>
>>166694085
The art looks so fucking familiar
>>
>>166695097
>chad
i don't know where this meme comes from
they're as autistic as dendi
>>
>currently 2k pts
jesus christ how many do you need to go to 35k
>>
fuck this updating every 10 mins, i just want to play!
>>
>>166695209
good luck bud
maybe you'll get a single hat by the end of the event
>>
>>166695209
You get 35k once a day if you reach round 5 iirc
>>
>>166695209
Just go pass round 5 with the daily bonus
>>
tried ember and chocked s4 style
>>
Why does Baby Roshan fill me with immense murderous urge to kill it?
>>
>800MB update
>>
>>166673850
so they're the meme team of 2016 right?
>le spartan meme
>le team of the year runner up because RAWR at booth and dude underdogs lmao
>>
>>166694173
doomed
>>
>>166695209
i get like 500 in game with no retard pick

in other words you need to be autistic to actually play more than once a day
>>
>>166695443
So you can get a baby aegis
>>
>>166695597
Do Peruvians have a Ping disadvantage?
>>
Valve banned a whole region, South America, from professional dota, because they tried to make a little money throwing a match, in an irrelevant tournament

Meanwhile the chinks cheat constantly and they don't give a af
>>
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>>166695907
peruvians have all the disadvantages, dude
>>
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well
go on
>>
What's the best 5 man team for this gamemode?
>>
>>166696040
ez ember
>>
>>166696043
ember wyvern underlord dark seer techies
>>
>>166696179
kek thats who we played as and only got to round 8
>>
>>166695907
It's because China is special.

Perfect World, a Chinese company with ties to the government, administers all the shit. It's for them to handle punishments, as anything else would be "interference".

All Valve can do is make sure that this Chinese shit won't fly, when a tourney is in NA, EU, CIS or SEA.

But yeah, it doesn't do Chinese gaming culture a favour. At least Chinese Dotards have the decency of being ashamed, if a pro gets caught. A huge feat, considering how nationalistic they can be and raised to be.
>>
what's this facial hair style called?
>>
>>166696035
Nah, it's just that I noticed, when the trap sprung, there is some kind of retardation, where they continue to do their business as usual for 2-3 secs before the Slowbro "it's a trap" reaction kicks in
>>
>>166696493
JUST
>>
>>166696341
What the fuck are you talking about?
>>
>>166696493
Keep that shit on
>>>/hm/
>>
>>166696493
milksop babbyface
>>
>>166696493
qt
>>
>>166696493
Never winning a valve event
>>
>>166695921

replied this >>166696341 to the wrong person
>>
dork moon is hard
>>
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>>166696493
>that acne
>>
>>166696609
I thought /hm/ was for porn, not regular selfies
>>
>>166696040
CW
>>
IS RTZ PLAYING HIS FIRST ONE?
pls respOND
>>
>>166696806
>tfw his skin is much better than mine
>tfw I'd kill to have skin like his
>>
>>166697014
no
>>
>>166697014
this is his 3rd or 4th
>>
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How do you beat the fucking nigger invoker? The moment he goes to phase 3 and starts spamming tornados you fucking lose
>>
>>166697421
rapiers
>>
>>166697421
You don't just rat him
>>
>>166697539
I don't think you can build those. Bloodthorn is better anyway, it's not about damage like I said it's the fucking tornados, If you manage past them the meatballs and sunstrikes rape your arsehole
>>
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>Kotlguy mocking SA internet
>he's using an american provider aka a fucking rip-off
>>
>>166697070
You need to drop sweat regularly. This way your pores stay free and won't develop acne due to inactivity.
Do sport or go to sauna.
>>
>>166697658
mad thirdie detected
thanks in advance for the wall
>>
>>166696040
kunkka
>>
>Swindlezz first phase bans Meepo both games

Does he have trauma from TI6?
>>
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>autistically spam games to get my 35k points
>spin the wheel
>get a treasure
>sell it for .50$
why are you doing this to me Gaben
>>
>cart meepo round
>server crashes from 1000 creeps

nice game shit volvo
>>
>>166698009
Preying on your mental deficiencies which have tricked you into thinking you've got real value out of something that actually has none.
>>
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>meepo/cart round
>game fucking SHITS ITSELF
nice game dotards
>>
>>166698294
>be thirdie
>surprised when your graphics card for a decade ago cant handle modern games

wew lad really fired up the old 'rons with that one m8
>>
Has there been a world first on Grand Magus?
>>
How the fuck do you even get past round 8? Those huge Tides are so overwhelming
>>
>>166698469
its server side, still maintained 100+fps but the server literally can't handle it
keep buying those battle passes though, cuck
>>
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>>166669534
Where is our naga guy, dotards?
>>
>>166698469
People with high end rigs were complaining about massive performance drops since 7.00 came out.

No surprise that Valve doesn't optimise a meme mode either.
>>
>uninstall dota yesterday
>suddenly new wraith night
FUCK
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>Band together in this free event
>free event
>free
>>
>>166698582
Get your techies to stack his remote mines to kill the big guys
>>
>>166695921
It wasn't the whole regions, just some players.
>>
>play dark moon
>pick techies and buy HotD
>4 people telling me to kill myself for 40 minutes
>clear all waves

?????
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>>166698469
I dont think you quite comprehend the amount of units the meepo round shits at you
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>Queue for game
>Game crashes

Great game and engine you have there Valve.

Real brilliant when you hire devs that can't make a stable engine or video game.
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>>166686580
But I made it to round 15 on my first game and Im only 5.9k..
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>>166697786
>Data caps in 2017
LUL
>>
>>166699451
sounds like a certain shitter doesn't try to kill the catapults
>>
>>166699379
How does HoD work? What can you actually use it on?
>>
how do I win at dark moon
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So basically any coordinated team can dumpster everything but the last invoker already. And soon reddit will discover a cheese strat.

That being said playing the event beyond level 5 is a huge waste of time. Good job, Valve.
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>>166699379
hotd is absolute trash this mode though?
>>
>>166699601
Sniper
>>
Hey I just got here, what's this event for? Is there a prize for playing? Is a new hero coming? Is someone getting a new model or an arcana?
>>
>>166699567
needing more than 500gb

stop downloading so much porn, get a gf and then you won't need the internet 24/7
>>
>>166699601
underlord

rush crimson gaurd
>>
>>166699865
What if he doesnt want to interact with other human beings in real life man, real life is just a kusoge..
>>
>>166699865
>Actually defending data caps
And here I thought Americucks weren't really cucks.
>>
>>166699854
This event is designed to give you low priority if you queue it.
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>Quest reward hats look pretty good but not "spend a month trying to win with AM cause he's absolute dogshit just to get some hats that don't even change any of my skill colors or anything they just make me glow a bit pink" good
>nothing in the treasure looks good other than the extremely rare Phoenix set
>leveling up your battlepass gives you pretty much jack shit
>but at least you get a winter snowy skin a week away from FEBRUARY
Easiest decision of my life to not buy this shit
Thanks valve
>>
>>166699723
you can dominate a enemy and itll still be counted as theirs. So you can infinitely stay on one wave mining up
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HOW FUCKING SHIT IS SOURCE 2 THAT WHEN YOU RELEASE A NEW GAME MODE IT LITERALLY BREAKS THE GAME?

HOLY FUCKING SHIT
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Nice crashes, dotards.
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these sets are new
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>>166700367
Why the fuck do you spend your time in /d2g/, Tiago?
>>
Thank you, Valve!

As a long time dota player, I always got filled with nostalgia to remember gathering groups of friends to steal sweets from enemies and then beat the crap out of roshan for as long as you could, defend the throne during wraith night, beat the hell out of the year beast, and even tame the year beast (nah this one was some p2w bullshit). All for the prospect of gaining some cool hats, since back then I was too young to buy stuff on the internet, so getting tons of cool stuff for playing my favorite game was a huge joy.

It is so refreshing and I feel like that child again. Excited and having an absolute blast to play a cool event with my friends, thank you so so much, from the bottom of my heart

P.S: This year you better giff motherfucking diretide, we now know you can, there's no excuses anymore.
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What was best Esports matches of the day?
>>
is it actually possible to beat the invoker?
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>>166700464

I get a ton of laugh out of you losers every time, that's why

LOL
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>>166699379
can you domi the huge fucking tides?
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>>166700708
>has a sub 50% winrate in every bracket

Gee I wonder.
>>
>>166700904
Are you actually fucking retarded?
>>
>>166700904
>he thinks anyone is talking about the dogshit main game anymore
LOL
he's talking about the dogshit custom game that just came out, retard
>>
>>166700708
you need bkb's or some shit it seems, if nothing else so he can't octarine lifesteal of you and you can guarantee revives
I think you can pop bkb while you're reviving atleast
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>>166700904
pls be bait
>>
>>166700621
Chad Finem memed on liquid
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>>166701041
bet you thought this was clever, huh punk?
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>>166701182
You cant damage him if you build stuff like bkb
>>
Tusk
Sniper
Underlord
Techies
Disruptor

This is the objectively best team for Dark Moon
>>
is there even a reward for beating invoker?
>>
>>166701437
You get like one 30th of a dollar's worth of hats.
>>
>>166701391
no dark seer, fuck outta here
>>
I've been getting tons of Lone Druids that build ranged and play like they are a shitty Drow. They just feed the bear, or don't even summon it...

It's getting to where I have to put him up for banning.
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>>166700819
But you're literally a middle aged man.

What are you doing with your life?
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>>166701391
why disruptor?
>>
how do i play sniper in this event?
>>
>>166701672
His Quas obliterates waves 1-7 basically, can stop an entire wave with Exort and Wex is great for catching the chicken and gaining a shitton of gold. His ult can also silence the boss.
>>
I've been getting tons of Embers that build veil and play like they are a shitty QoP. They dont buy battlefury, or even daedalus...

It's getting to where I have to put him up for banning.
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>>166701664

I have a lot of free time.
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>>166700367
I've seen you post the exact same thing for a fucking month now, don't you ever get tried? Is life that fucking bad?
>>
>>166701725
rush mjolnir
>>
What's the reward for beating Invoker?
>>
>>166702042
points
>>
>>166701725
third item aghs, ulti has a 4second cd and hits like a truck
>>
>>166702074
no aghs is better, u dont get the 1800 magic damage with aghs
>>
>>166702071
Is it worth it? I mean, how much compared to previous 14 waves?
>>
>>166702042
sajedene bj
>>
>>166702201
Of course it's not worth it. Playing the game for points beyond the daily bonus is a waste of time. You do it for fun and bragging rights.
>>
>>166701851
Still, I don't know... shouldn't you be more constructive at this point in your life? When I'm your age I'd hoped to start a family to be honest, you're old enough to be my uncle...
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>>166702258
*starts playing furiously*
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>>166702201
no, its 1000 points

its only worth on your daily because the daily gives a set bonus point and x6 of your total points earned
>>
>>166702265
i want to gf her
>>
It really does seem kind of stupid that they never released a test client patch for this shit beforehand to weed out the bugs. There aren't even any leaderboards and your actual score is worthless in terms of your point reward, so it's not like anyone developing early strategies would matter
>>
the total amount of points you can get is 2.6k

that means you have to beat the mode 14 times to get a roll, it takes around 40mins to beat it.
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>>166702318
>constructive

My take on life is about doing the things you enjoy.

And when it comes to me, well I personally enjoy my freedom.

Which is why I lead a stress-free live with a job I don't really have to follow any set schedules or adhere any heavy responsibilities.

Granted the pay isn't much, but since I've got my apartment payed and the only expenses I have are my own, I can do pretty much whatever the fuck I want without answering to anyone.

Which again, is why during the summer I can spend every day at the beach while I have friends slavering over a 10hour a day all week work schedule during 34 Celsius degree temperature days all in order to earn 400€ more than I do.

Family is also overrated. I'd rather spend my time traveling, just as I am going now on the 1st of February to the UK again to see Stonehedge and shit instead of going around with OH COME SEE MUH BABY crap. Fuck that shit, seriously.

My interests come first.

>>166702441
Back off, nerd.
>>
what do I build on disruptor in dark moon?
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>>166702265
Does it upset you that i've spent over 5k$ on csgo and dota?
>>
>>166702592
free
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>>166702761
anon that should upset anyone
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>>166702761
>Does it upset you that i've spent over 5k$ on csgo and dota?

It actually makes me pity you more than anything really.

Honest answer here.
>>
how to beat alchemists from hell
>>
>>166703008
use bloodthrone and someone should have a solar
>>
So...how does Dark Moon end?

Does a Giant Moon Goddess come down and sits on your face?
>>
this mode sucks ass
>>
>>166702736
Why continue working in Portugal? I'll give some legit advice here: if you graduated from University and are working a job in your field why not try applying for a job in a gulf country like Qatar or UAE? The pay is better than any EU country (by far), good development, good holiday leave for travel, you only need to know English.
>>
>>166703357
why the fuck would anyone want to live in a sandnigger country
>>
Is Midas on the new mode a waste of time? I have been getting it first pick as PA but the game ends before I even get a BF.
>>
>166703750
fuck off avatar fag
>>
>>166703180
luna rework
>>
anyone feel like there getting more gold now
>>
That Troll set is a fucking joke right? Thank god I stopped playing after 7.00
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>>166703458
Because those countries are more developed than 100% of America? The adults are talking here, kid.

>>166703750
Fair enough, but you could work there temporary, knew people who went there to work for a few years and for international experience. Think about it, it's a good investment for travel/business/money and you could get a ton of experience.
>>
>>166703958
you just have shit taste
>>
>>166704094
t. sandnigger
i've been to dubai, it's the opposite of developped
>>
>>166704219
isnt dubai like rich mans country?
>>
>>166704219
Staying in the airport because your family booked Emirates isn't 'been to dubai', you retarded kid.

I've actually been to Dubai and plan on investing in property there in the future.
>>
>That round with 10 Alchemists with 45 armor and 10k HP each, all ulting, using concoction and Shiva's
How?
>>
is there a way to record stuff with the press of a button with livestreamer/streamlink
the -o flag has to be used at the start but I want to record something like envy's fuckups in the moment
the encode script I found for mpv doesn't work
>>
>>166704462
rofl why the fuck would you do that
the value of oil will be dropping fast, then the whole shithole is going to fall apart
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>>166704462
no nerd, i've actually been to dubai and fucked 30 bitches there.
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>>166704516
We won it as 4 carries + underlord.
Dunno guys how you dont pass it.
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>>166704109
>https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/b/bb/Troll_move_12.mp3
>https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/2/22/Troll_attack_15.mp3
>https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/f/f9/Troll_whirlingaxes_02.mp3
>https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/5/5b/Troll_whirlingaxes_05.mp3
>https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/f/f8/Troll_rival_25.mp3
>https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/a/ae/Troll_rival_26.mp3
>"The Troll Warlord is an axe specialist, using them in his unique Whirling Axes. Whirling Axes has two variations: the first is available to his ranged form wherein he throws five axes in a cone formation to damage and slow enemies down. The second is available to his melee form, unleashing axes around himself in a small radius to damage and blind nearby enemies. "
>Whirling Axes (Ranged): Troll hurls a fistful of five axes in a cone shape over 900 range, slowing and damaging enemy units.Axes Travel Distance: 1000 Axes Radius: 100 Axes Spread End Radius: 206.17
>Whirling Axes (Melee): Troll hurls two axes around him in a close range area of effect, damaging enemy units and causing them to miss some attacks. Axes Radius: 100
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>>166704682
you clearly need some glasses or eye surgery
now be a good goy and buy the winter pass and 7 treasure cases
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my pure and non-cuckolding waifu
>>
>>166703487
Yes, absolutely shit tier.
>>
>>166704573
Listen if you get all your news from r/the_donald, can you stop posting?

Dubai hasn't been reliant on oil exports for a long time now, they moved their economy to be reliant on tourism + business and the oil they do export is premium so they don't compete in price: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dubai_Crude

t. guy who read the inflight magazines they provide on flights.
>>
>spent 100 bucks on spins for le sweet roshan courior but havnt gotten it

what am i doing with my life, i want to die.
>>
>>166705128
lol theres is a reason gambling is illegal in some places
>>
>teammates whining that you pick a certain hero
Why don't they just get a team together instead of depending on randoms? Are they that lonely?
>>
>>166701437

1000 points
>>
>>166705187
all of my friends our at least 2k lower mmr than me, im not trying to play with that shit more than like once or twice a week, they are literally as bad as most people on d2g
>>
Jesus this mode is Jewish as fuck

Hard as hell and rewards are so slow
Oh, you want free hats?
Fuck you
Grind 8 hours for one roll

And then enjoy your fucking Bristleback announced that you can't scrap
>>
>>166705558
that's why they have daily bonus for losers like you
just play once a day and you'll have enough points for a roll
>>
No 6.89 rollback no play
>>
That gamemode was kinda fun but the difference between a full clear and a daily bonus is staggeringly colossal. like 30,000 points if it's a daily and you wipe at wave 5, 35,000 points if it's a daily and you full clear it. 200 points if you wipe at wave 5 non-daily, 2,000 points if you full clear. That's fucking abysmal, there's practically no incentive to actually do well and zero incentive to play more than once a day.
>>
>>166705656
7.00 didn't even change that much
The first update to add new items was far bigger than this one

What are you specifically getting your panties in a knot about?
>>
>>166705764
>doesnt change that much
>change quite literally every single thing about the game

luvin this hot meme m8
>>
>>166705762
Valve has been good on changing these things if they hear enough people complaining

The only hope is reddit to make a stink
>>
there is literally no reason to put yourself through any more than 5 waves of this mode. you get around 1k points after 5 waves and the rewards dont increase a great deal after that. so if ur trying to be a ultra jew just trying to grind points just do 5 waves then an hero.
>>
>>166705764
shrines are a bigger change than pretty much anything before
>>
>>166705849
>What are you specifically getting your panties in a knot about?
>>
>the literal autists in this thread are actually autistic grinding a meme mode for hours to get $.30 sets

top fucking kek honestly
>>
>>166705951
anyone for the new map thingy?
id/fbx
add me up
>>
>>166706012
>>166705951
sorry I didn't mean to reply
>>
>>166705958
>UI change
>UAM changes
>map changes
>creep changes
>talents
>rune changes

you know basically all of it because 90% of the changes were terrible, there is a reason why the game is dropping huge numbers of players and cant even get 800k people a day playing anymore
>>
>>166706108
But why are they terrible?

They're different but there are always people who say anything different is bad

The only thing I don't really like is the new Roshan change and I think next patch he may be moving again.
>>
>>166706108
with hat pass and event the numbers will be back over 1mil soon enough you filthy ded gaem shitter
>>
>>166704682
>Axes
We should give Sven a Hammer
And we should give Axe a Scythe
Doom should get an Axe
Chaos Knight should also get an axe. And a sword. And maybe he doesn't ride a horse once in a while.
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>qo stack can't beat invoker
>>
>>166707009
If the players win too much, Valve loses

Gabe personally will get up and use one of his knives to cut the bitch that balanced.

Players
Don't
Win
>>
out of my last 15 matches, only two of them are wins
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>Play one LPQ game
>it's an obvious 5 stack of friends against us
>Abandon asap

Nah, I'm gonna pay someone to play my games for me. I don't really wanna deal with Valves broken system desu
>>
>friend is in LP
>gather 5 stack and buttrape salty shitlords, sometimes even lose intentionally so we can play more lp games
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>>166706426
not him but

>UI change
full of bugs, removed some build functionality in exchange for absolutely nothing, ruined custom HUDs, and reduced the visible game area due to the FOV being bound to the vertical height of the viewport (which was about 1920x900 in 1080p before 7.00, as it cut off at the inner edge of the top hero bar and lower skill/map bar)
>UAM changes
not that big of a deal yet, but UAMs are an interesting mechanic and i don't want them to disappear completely
>map changes
unnecessary and bad, the new rosh doesn't even work in an art sense much less a gameplay sense, shrines make bottles and regen less important and reduce the impact of lane domination and early ganking and tower advantage
>creep changes
:thinking:
>talents
extremely imbalanced right now and the ones that aren't imba are really boring choices
>rune changes
worst change by far, the entire purpose of the bounty rune (removing the hard RNG of "i didn't get the one rune" when playing mid) is now gone, and nobody even needs the bottle anymore thanks to shrines

just fuck my game up

it's still fun though
>>
god i love seeing EE lose so much
>dies
>starts autistically opening and closing the scoreboard
>>
>>166707834
>>166707834
>Valve will NEVER EVER fix the Report system and the LPQ system

feels bad
>>
>>166708124
works fine for me :)
>>
If you're crashing turn off world lightning, apparently that helps in some cases
>>
>>166708414
>not playing at Fastest settings
Minimum 288 FPS
It's like playing in slow motion.
So much time to react
>>
>>166708657
>not getting 80+fps in the middle of a teamfight on max settings
>>
>>166708774
If you dip below 144, you may as well be playing with your eyes closed
>>
>>166708921
>rendering frames you can't even see

enjoy your power bill LMAO
>>
Anyone managed to get the phoenix set yet
>>
>>166709130
console pleb detected
>>
>>166700086
>a set for le troll
>a set for mon visage quand
>badass ember

>nothing looks good

Everything else is eh tier but you got shit taste m8
>>
Beesa stack the first to solve Dark Moon challenge
UK Dota best Dota!!
>>
>>166701805
why not say Q W E R, anyone who isn't an idiot knows what abilities they correspond to
>>
>>166707872
I think you might be the autistic one
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>>166684860
>Cockshaker
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>>166710276
how dey do???
>>
>>166710276
Links, proof?
>>
>>166710975
>>166710975
>>166710975

New thread
>>
>>166710875
Aui can confirm it
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