SC2

gook

o-omo...

turn the other cheek

seulgi

im glad the "______ a shit" meme died

anyone want to make a gf pact where we all have to get gfes by a certain date...

>>166655624
that was a good meme i just forgot about it, but now that you reminded me i can start using it again

we like girthqueens

if we dont get the gfs in time we date each other, right?

i couldn't get a gf in 24 years what makes you think i can now

>>166655829
dibs on sickzii!

i was thinking more kill ourselves but sure that works too...

spent 28 years warming up im ready for my gf now

*investigates 9/11*

im about to gook!

someone repost that webm of miqueena rubbing her thighs on stream then violently shaking while making a weird noise

i lost my copy of it

zerg

zagara...

queens dont wear panties...

hp lovecraft is such a meme

i want sickzii to slowly take off my panties...

gook made me do it

i chink therefore i am

sickzii stop tempting me >___<

i just googled sickzii to see what all the fuss was about and its just some ugly weakling

imagine dressing up like that anime girl sickzii retweeted...

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wtf guys...

ugh what the heck happened to all the sc2 talk like last night?

who is the number one bitch in starcraft

>>166658992
hi cutie~

are you decked out in full legendary gear yet?

>>166659187
got two legendaries

>>166659114
kerrigan

*stages a media circus by deceiving the authorities to believe that my child is caught in a runaway balloon to raise autism awareness*

*marries sickzii to raise autism awareness*

*goes back in time to 1945 to learn the truth about roswell*

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*sniffers*

they shouldnt put 2D next to 3D cause it really shows how inferior the latter is

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>>166660142
true

i wish there was western styled porn with pretty jav ladies

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>>166660353
like this? its uncensored and she doesnt have a hairy vag. she just bounces up and down on a dildo on the floor in different positions

>>166660595
uncensored is a start but i want big white peepees

>>166660675
she uses a big white dildo not a hair tiny jap dick and she turns around so you can see her big butt bouncing

the big stink

i go by the name of doctor bonjwa

>>166660595
yea i think im gonna need a link to that!!

*gives glory to Jah*

i don't post here for fun, i post here because i have to

you gotta do what you gotta gook

just woke up....

never drinking again...

got payed by clinton to post here...but now im unemployed again...and addicted to this place

oh its paid
im really ambarrassed now

did you choose the k-life or did the k-life choose you...

>>166662321
i chose the jav and onahole and pizza life

i didnt chose to fall in love with sickzii...

i chose the j-church life

everybody your heads and let us pray

i think you forgot a verb there einstein

the gook life chose me

blessed are the scvs

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*prays for a jgf*

>>166663272
is that a plastic face or just photoshop

>>166663272
can we get a 2d version
thats not particularly inspiring

ye tho i walk through the valley of /scv/ i will fear no shitposts

love your gook as yourself

thou shalt not covet thy neighbors gook

https://clips.twitch
.tv/gsl/HandsomeWolverineBleedPurple
hahaha EPIC

i covet sickzii

i wish i was a anime girl so sickzii would like me...

you know my motto : ya gotta do what ya gotta gook

patty cake patty cake bakers gook

>>166664454
lol

i hope the big get coming up is simply 'gook'

gook

gook

gook

stop talking about shitzii

gooks

a gook :3

gooker

Here comes the get....

gewk

*rips a big fart* gook

gooks

gook

dumb gook

>>166666666

idiots

deleted?

DUMB FUCKIN MODS!!!!!

boy do we look stupid now

janny is back be careful guys...

fuck you janny! pigskin bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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wtf FBI? get a life

phone

i fucken hate phoneposters!!!!!!!

The irony is that I started the phone calling out meta all from my old tablet

thats not ironic

i invented the phoneposter meme actually

you just forced it

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hello, i am back and ready to be posting with my friends, the scvees!

On this day in history: Thomas Edison invented the gook

>>166670993
a literal god!!!

a literal gook!!!

he can't be a gook if he invented them idiot

*invents myself*
too FUCKING easy retard

*self authors*

hmm

tinny here step ded and mom just said to pack your bags again

idk if they will follow through or not

lets see

i might be fucked

>>166672735
rip in peace

>>166672735
make sure to top off the charge on your vape before ya go

*pours some out for a lost homie*

randalling

>>166672871
we dont tolerate negroids here

I propose that we call outsiders to /scv/ Elroys

ex.
>>166672779
Elroy detected

>>166673023
yawn

>>166673023
I propose that you kys. All in favor say "I"

phone

gook

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dont think ill be doing much posting tomorrow. i'll be busy guys

>>166673023
>>166673193
phone

>>166673392
...

dunno if i have the wherewithal to force this elroy thing going forward given the drab response

>>166673392
that's a lot of money

*eliminates untermensch*

oh my god I have to do something
*goes back to 1933 and votes for Adolf Hitler*

this must be stopped
*goes back to 1941 and kills stalin*

how the heck are they going back in time

*develops StarCraft Brood War*

*goes back in time*
*starts the neet life even earlier*
heh no need to waste time in college >:)

>>166674818
with a time machine

i wonder how much money i'd make printing off these threads and selling them as a tell-all book about our "community"

*prints off sc2 and sells it as a tell-all book about the community*

who would want to read the poorly written posts of a bunch of retarded virgins

your mom lol

we do..

>>166675147
wow and its all anonymous so we cant even ask for royalties thats pretty smart
are you jewish

but we dont pay money to do it

i applied to be a janitor so just know im gonna delete sc2 at every possible chance i get

based

>another janny challenging the scvs

yawn

can you come clean up my room, janitor? lmao no but really come over soon mom is getting mad again

hey janny i said large fries lol *throws small fries in your face*

man i wanna go disc golfing...

... is there indoor disc golf or something? with carts?

probably

am i ban again ....

OmO whats this??????

wish i was rich i would go golfing
horse riding
boating
hunting

bathing

jerking..

if i was rich i would hire a wife
20 year contract + 3 kids minimum

>>166676504
sickzii...

seulgi...

:/

yeri...

joy...

japanese christ-loving gospel singers...

ona...

need a nip christian waifu (wife for you gaijins)...

if i was rich i would take sickzii and go live somewhere special

i would attend bilderberg meetings to discuss the progress of the chemtrail campaigns

if i was rich i'd buy pitcairn

>>166679128
what would you do with it...

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>tfw it's thursday and tomorrow is already friday

>>166679272
idk...

>>166678981
*loosens one of your spitfire wheels before you nollie out*
lol see ya later

thursday is pretty based if you think about it
*does a frontside heelflip boardslide down a 12 set*

>>166679361
thursday sucks

>>166679361
based

sorry i don't have the picutre

the year of the rooster......our year.....

i was born in the year of the pig...

>>166680361
is it our year because we like cock?

>>166680536
yeah *sucks a big fat one*

*self radicalizes*

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>>166679361

nearly forgot to post it lol

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>>166680621
noooooOOOO!!!

this is radical dude

>>166655403
omo

*reads the ego and its own*
sorry mom, doing chores is a spook

cant wait until i get a hold of them onaholes tomorrow

been saving up my spunk for days now

WORST /vg/ THREAD EVER

who's this elroy?

>>166681726
just wait until the next one

>>166682139
im giggling too hard after seeing this

if american eagles are supposed to be so strong and smart then why did the one me and my friend shot with a bow and arrow just die like a bitch

i'm more of an amber waves of grain typea guy

>>166682756
~_~

i almost believed that story until you mentioned that you had a friend

>>166682962
rofl

>>166682962
he's indian

are indians more likely to hang our with garfields or something

>all the short thin girls at work took the xl hoodies our boss ordered
>I'm fat and need an xl hoodie but there's none left
f-fuck the patriarchy amirite?

haha

we call them pajeets or pooinloos here

we make up our own memes and dont parrot the kiddies over at /pol/ here

actually we do

for honor looks freakin sweet!!

>>166685537
im gonna be seiba

>>166685537
is it the next big e sport :thinking:

its the wow killer

gook

how is for honor different than smite

smite sucks dick!!!!!!!!!
paladins owns tho

>For Honor is a melee action game from Ubisoft

>ubisoft
>freakin sweet!
absolutely not

i am a proud garfield *snacks down yet another plate of lasagna*
jon you really are a fuckin idiot lol

>>166682516
word we're gonna put on a frickin show next thread

I am a girl.

>>166687313
a literal god tasteless!!!

>>166687614
a teen girl, judging by your phone post too omo

i got nerd bumps all over muh body tasteless

its time to kick odie off the table

*boots odie*
alright wheres that fuckin nermal twink at im gonna beat his ass

*goes into feline diabetic shock from the sheer exertion of getting out of bed*

*sips tea and just fuckin observes!!*

a vegan 'zah for me and my boys!

dont you mean my girls lol

lol

i get it

oh my gosh look at kaitlyn's outfit x_x

*dead* !

anyone else wanna fuck daddy raynor

frick off idiots!!!!

do we like kaceytron here

CellaWeRRa

Polt.Prime.WE

seulgi

anyone else staying home on a sunday afternoon

holy check

what if we could get paid for praying to god

>>166689220
which god

>which god

>>166689368
heretic filth

God*

WHICH

GOD

HE SAYS

allah

muhammad wasn't' very nice...

muslims OUT

*self actualizes*
heh. too easy

god i hates thorin

how come jesus and muhammad don't have a last name O_o

>>166690270
>Jesus of nazareth
>muhammad ibn al ibn i fuck little girls ab ibn al waladilah wulululul

>>166690386
ok thats actually a really good point

my favorite bible character is Joseph of Arimethea cause his name sounds cool

my favorite bible character is The Lord Our God amen

jesus christ
christ is his last name

jesus H christ

herbert i believe

i love you Jesus Chriiiiiiiiiisssssssssstt

LOGOS

what is the most trusted and balanced news site?

i wanna get rid of twitter but i need some kinda news...

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>IEM Katowice KR Open Qualifier #1 5h 20m
>GSL Code S 1w 5d
>Afreeca Starleague ??d ??h ??m

>>166691298
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/

virus

4chan
everything else is liberal jew cuck propaganda

>>166691331
STINKY

remember that one anime song we used to post like 6 months

boku boku piku piku wara wara reee atama atttaaaama you know what im talking about?

>>166691501
ano desu ne araragi-san...

>>166691331
+1

im joining the army

gook luck to you

>>166691331
>Afreeca Starleague ??d ??h ??m
get with the times you fucking stinky fartooner

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/brood-war/518637-neox-vs-moo-february-11th-2017

>>166691991
*gives you a salute* please save us

StarCuck 2

>>166691501
>reee
stupid frog poster

>>166692094
~_~

x_x

courage to tell a lie? how about you get the courage to suck my dick bitch!!!! >_<

^jeepers that was a terrible post

imagine getting a double blow job from aphrodite and zerggirl...

and then stacking them on top of each other, jumping around from hole to hole as you pleased...

imagine keeping your thoughts & deeds pure

huh...imagine that

so

how many dicks should i suck today

how do we feel about "&" vs "and" here?

>>166692792
idc as long as mine gets sucked lol

more importantly how do we feel about "vs" versus "versus"

we dont feel anything any more

vs all the way typing out 'versus' is for nerds and/or dweebs

>>166692904
+1
we are dead inside here

anyone want to watch me eat hot dogs on web cam

>>166693191
how many can you fit in your mouth and butt at once (total)?

i thought we decided that we werent gonna degrade ourselves this year

i need a good email suffix
like an original and nice one
every professional has their personal flair

i know a load of people who use "kind regards" or "best wishes" so i can't steal those

i usually just end it with "thanks," but i feel needy and desperate, maybe a little rude?

word we're pure

i don't care if you want to write vs or versus however if you say: "who is avilo versing?" or "i have never versed avilo" then i want you to kill you'reself immediately

>>166693304
put

arigatoooo & sayooooonara ;)

>>166693264
im just going to eat them you sick freak!!!! im on twitch social eating right now

I hate everything and have nothing to look forward to

>>166693304
thanks in advance

xie xie wo de pengyou~~~~

>>166693304
if its not a special or unique letter where you can tailor a specific kind of closing to match the body & tone of the contents then just say 'sincerely' or 'yours truly'

is wal mart hiring

>>166693304
gotta boogie,

>>166693406
no you're not, liar

>>166693753
yea

>>166693687
yes but "sincerely" sounds like 18th century and "yours truly" sounds especially gay like i'm in love and want to meet them again

>>166693798
lmao

>>166693864
yeah it's perfect for you then!!!!!! gay fag!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>166693798
definitely earned a +1 with this post

i'd like to meet discussing the toshiba merger and where the pieces fall into place regarding the microchip division. meet me at the Rinku Gate 78th floor restaurant.

gotta boogie,

steve

i like it

yeah you don't write emails like that though

Anonymous 1 second ago No.166694104

hey it's steve for the job offer i've sent you my resume 5 times already but you still haven't replied just trying to make sure you've received haha

gotta boogie,

steve

im still liking it

sorry mrs.smith your husband died fighting in iraq. he was a brave soldier.

gotta boggie,

sergeant stone

gotta boggie,

seulgi

I know this is a trying time for you, but your presence is requested so that we discuss the pressing matter of your late mother's will.

gotta boogie,

J. Herbert Christ

gook out,

holy crackers

Dear USA,

I am your king now. More jobs stay in the US. Obama is lame. Russia who?

Gotta boogie,
POTUS Trump

>>166693304
i use sincerely or kind regards for semi informal emails and thank you in advance or thank you for your time for more professional ones

i've never sent an email before what do they do

>>166694765
let others know of your boogie prowess mostly

when is trump gonna send me a text

he will not gook us

unfortunately, due to a restructuring of our corporate model were gonna have to lay you off without a severance package, your 34 years of loyalty to this company have been much appreciated

gotta boogie,

assman2281

imagine being so old that a guy born in the year 2281 lays you off

*phew* another long day at the pube salon...

Dearest scv,
I regret to inform you but I cannot your your post contents anymore

Gotta boogie,
Anonymous user

>>166695186
embarrassing

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>>166695186
>your your

>>166695186
who invited this elroy?

cut him off. he has a problem

>>166695235
Agreed

Gotta boogie,
Anonymous user

but the only possible scenario of "living" until 2281 is by digital brain scanning and entering the digital world

but then.....imagine getting laid off in a digital life lmao, now that's pathetic

well that died quickly

how do you deal with nose hair

asking for a friend

just pluck them out

>>166695521
panasonic nose & ear hair trimmer - 14.99

i live with my dad and havent spoken to him since christmas lol

>>166695521
mom & a pair of scissors - 0.00

>>166695521
just let the nose hair be man, it ain't hurting no one

>>166695727
lol

>>166695727
i think im gonna lol this post

>>166695727
lol

*lols*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCotFbkN1nw

*lets out a giggle*

*chortle*

*rips a big fart*

*thinks about the thermite residue found at ground zero*

what was the freaking pope doing in antarctica....?????

if i had the means to visit antarctica i would too

>>166696228
yeah right they'd torpedo your stupid ass before you got anywhere near the big secret down there

>>166696173
betraying christendom a little bit more probably

im watching buffy

ugh girls are greedy bitches

antarctica is a meme. there's nothing down there but research stations for measuring temperature, geology and wildlife

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>>166696516
kinda #aware

>>166696516
yes yes yes i agree

nothing to see move along.....

>>166696173
it was a Russian orthodox leader guy

he's called a patriarch you uncultured swine

http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN15A1NY

*rents a cgf*

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>>166696641
it was the first time the pope and the eastern orthodox "pope" met in like 400 years

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>>166696567
>99% of the advancements come from the red areas
...

>>166696775
ive always wondered how the sun and other celestial objects work into things like this

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>>166696892
i got ya friend

how do i put up a shelf

>>166696993
how does the midnight sun work with this setup

>>166696772
*jerks off on her feet*

the 'ice wall' is actually the edge of a petri dish that contains our entire world

>>166697095
grab ur hammer
a few nails

then take the brackets
put nail in the hole in the bracket
grab hammer, hammer it in there

now u have a shelf for stuff to sit on

>>166697095
you need to find the studs inside the wall first

do you have a stud finder

am i really supposed to believe that malaysia is that long

can i make a big one to sit on?

my grandma wont let me put a shelf up :/

>>166697275
he probably has a knuckle

i bought beer

lets get fucked up...

pass me a beer & and lets get to work on that shelf

pass me a beer ampersand lets get to work on that gook

>>166697908
i'm p sure you spelled & wrong

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>>166697815
>& and

pass me a microbrewed lager from the swiss alps and lets get to work on oiling my beard

*braids pubes*

>>166698037
ok hubby :3

>>166698037
pass me a solution and let's get started on getting a gook gf

i just got pwned by an anime ><

>>166698140
thats what you get for trying to have it both ways!

how do i avoid being a hipster should i only drink stella artois and kronenbourg

sojin...

dude buffy just got telepathy and she haerd that someone is gonna go totally columbine on the school O_O

they call me the carpenter

nobody cares about your girly tv show garfield

word

its NOT girly!!!!

>>166698198
try a bunch of swill-tier beers like high life, black label, pabst, etc. beer

and a bunch of mid-tier beer like sam adams, magic hat, sierra nevada etc.

same with high level beer like trappists, founders, dogfish, etc.


then you drink whatever you like the most and can afford and ignore what other people do

how often do you guys talk to other people?
I usually go about a little less than a week and I think its been making me really sick/retarded
no way to meet people though... not even online...

>>166698702
>I

not replying

https://www.twitch.
tv/videos/117574640?t=32m0s
L O L

>>166698736
saved me bro

as little as possible

>>166698678
im not american though so usually i get belgian trappists or german lagers

the hobbit movies... masterpieces....

The problem is, Anonymous, that you probably aren't seeing all the posts. If you are just viewing /scv/ through the /vg/ board, you don't see the green posts, the posts with letters in their ids, or anything numberless. Together, those make up about 40-70 percent of /scv/, depending on the day. So conversation will appear disjointed and spastic, because you won't be getting the full picture.

I actually just flipped over to the /vg/ interface to make this post, and it's pretty funny how unintelligible /scv/ is like this.

don't give away our secrets...

anyone want to role play about pizza with me

>>166699102
those are high level beers here. still pick find your favorite one like trappist 8,9,10, i liked la choufe ... duvel, chimay must be mid-level there. i dont know. just apply what i said with yuro equivalents

but sam adams and magic hat are swill tier beers and sierra nevada is high level beer you fucktard

and you cant call a style of beer high or low you can only judge a batch from a company

*oils beard smugly*

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>The original siamese twins. Two conjoined twins bought from their mother in thailand by a ship captain and presented around europe and north america as a freakshow. Eventually they settled down in North Carolina, married locals, bought land and slaves, had a dozen children and sent their sons to fight for the Confederacy.

based

>>166699184
hikikomori

>>166699689
chang & eng!

>>166699184
literally me

craft beer is old news

we drink mead now

we also shaved our beards, grew pony tails, and wear kilts

we look under guys kilts here

thought we were doing sideburns & mullets this year

ignore my example beers, that wasn't the point...

and sierra nevada is mid-high def not high tier

>>166699689
me on the left

me in the gook

grows out big huge side burns

lol

>>166699689
>The couples shared a bed built for four in their Traphill home. Chang and Adelaide would become the parents of twelve children. Eng and Sarah had ten.[1][2] However, Chichester disputes this number of children, stating Eng had 11.[11] After a number of years, the sisters began to dislike each other[12] and separate households were set up west of Mount Airy, North Carolina in the town of White Plains. The brothers would alternately spend three days at each home

sick

*visits my local brewery* ah yes, home sweet home

umm yes i believe i do want a sample jug of your newest blueberry and quinoa homebrew ale lol