Overwatch general - /owg/

Sombra!

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>>166628227

>no gay scalies
shit game

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First for Mei's hips!

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>new event
>retards come in comp drooling for XP and skins
>collect easy SR
welfare Masters here i come

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This game is absolute trash when playing solo. The fact that you can't pick the 5 retards you get stuck with is unbelievably stressful.

>Players can now bind individual sprays, emotes, and voice lines to mouse buttons, unique keys, or controller buttons.

a better patch than actually fixing the meta

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Why does Zarya have no good skins?

>>166628406
Or hold m2.

>>166628406
Or you could right click

>>166628406
Or you could just block the fucking thing with your shield.

>>166628406

>look at dva bomb
>press m2
>everyone survives

?

What mouse do you use to play /owg/?
I don't want something with lights or with a gorillion buttons, I just want a durable mouse with adjustable DPI

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xth for Roadhog makes this game infinitely less fun to play

>>166628406
The rein's have already evolved to shielding the blast you ricky retardo

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>>166628474
Not that guy but the shield might be took weak to withstand it, and the team might be scattered around outwith it.

I agree that it's more sensible to block it 99% of the time, but a heroic death suits Reinhardt's character.

>>166628258
Nice perky tits. I thought she was smaller.

>>166628406
>not hitting it with firestrike
what in god's name are you charging at it for

>>166628528
>be took weak to withstand it
A barrier with 1 hp will soak ALL the damage from a single hit, no matter the size of the hit.

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>>166628482
A Dell N889

>>166628482

Zowie FK2, done.

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>>166628190
Pirate skin for this lovable boy when

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>>166628486
What would be a good replacement for his hook?

>>166628560
My mistake then.

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We know, D.VA.

>>166628628
the hook is fine, his damage output at close range is just absurd
also he's a tank that can't tank damage

>Congrats on eeking out of gold? Is this supposed to be impressive? You'll be back in two days max.

how is one man so goddamn jels

>>166628636
She's fine as she is.

>>166628482
Steelseries Rival.

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THEY NERFED D.VA

>>166628259
Keep the furries in battleborn

>>166628397
What are the Summer Olympic skins, Alex?

>>166628482
Microsoft 3500

>>166628720
>What are the Summer Olympic skins, Alex?
Missable.

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>>166628628
Too late, anon.

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>>166628628

Roadhog Fix EZ:

Take away his shotgun, replace with second hook with different cooldown. Buff his health to 600, make the hooks do something like 75-100 in melee range. Now roadhog isnt a DPS tank, hes a support tank that can displace enemies and pull them into his team for easy kills. Also remove self heal.

So I tried playing zenyatta tonight and holy hell hes fun.

Also, it's noticebly harder to get mad at the game when im playing him. Any time i start to bubble into my usual rage, I just ask myself how zenyatta would respond and think that instead.
Robro is cool. I'm also winning loads of games which is weird as I usually lose 9/10.

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>>166628614
Not soon enough. I don't usually like Yummi's art but this is perfect.

>>166628758
Did you think that thread was worth a screenshot or something?

>>166628691
Man I sure love being bent over and fucked tenderly by Winston, Roadhog, Zarya, Reaper, Soldier. Man what if they actually waited to see how things were after the Ana nerf, ya know, the thing that kept her alive eternally?

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>>166628758
I wasn't the original poster, though I was under the impression that Rein's barrier could not withstand a D.va ult.

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>>166628720
scalies don't have fur

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>>166628814
Wow, that's a shit r63 roadhog.

>>166628835
>Winston
>laughing_sluts.jpg

>Roadhog
>What is DM?

>Zarya
>Oh no, a counter.

>Reaper
>It's unreasonable for the tank buster to bust tanks

>Soldier
>What is DM?
>What is closing the gap?

>>166628482
Logitech G403, shit's comfy af.

>>166628813
>and Anas bullshit healing

Congratulations, you just realized what the real problem is.

>>166628816
Playing Zen is great. Easy trickle healing, discord is helpful as fuck and getting dinks is extra satisfying due to the projectile nature of his weapon. Saving peoples asses with ult never gets old and neither does giving people a kick to the face.

His chill-but-cheeky persona is just icing on top.

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I love what they did to Sombra, you can literally hack everything you see now. Completely deny medpacks while rendering enemies useless.
Enemies trying to reload are guaranteed to get hacked too.

>>166628814
>remove self heal
that's the only thing he has going for him that even debatably allows him to tank though, get rid of that and you may as well put him on offense
it'd probably be better if it was made into a heal over time rather than a 1 second 300 heal so that he can effectively negate some damage coming his way without relying on it as a crutch to save him on low health

>>166628967
>What is DM?
Literally useless against the hook?

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>>166628482
Logitech G400.
4 years and still as good as new.
Discontinued though, so get the G403, which is the newest version, should cost about $40.
No lights, no ricer shit, just two extra buttons on the side, and three small buttons over the wheel to change the DPI.
You can customize the levels of DPI you can change it to, too.

http://xpety.com/show/play/ph585e68e03e60b/vr-overcrotch

Thank me later.

>>166628819
glass bottles do not bounce if you throw them

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>>166628813
>man in power armour with giant fucking rocket hammer is dangerous in melee

>>166628259
No but Winston is cute!

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Why does is this game starting to feel less and less like a game and more and more like a microtransaction cash grab? everything about the game, barring the skins and events, feels half-baked. Blizzard isn't pushing it to it's true potential.

>>166628816
>>166629019
>soldier peaks around corner
>mei walls him off
>charge right click just before wall starts coming down
>fire just as it crumbles
>soldier just waited at the corner for it to come down
>tink tink tink
>dead
people just never expect zenyatta to shit damage out like a mother hecker with his right click

>>166628908
Drogoz is not fun to play anymore

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First for Spicy Thighs

>>166629116
What if they were tiny cannonballs instead?

>>166628285
ITS A BUG

she is still the thicc goddess

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>Comp
>Everyone picks meta picks
>except Rein
>last dude says he's shit at him
>"Nah dude you'll do fine"
>tries to convince us to switch, ends up picking him anyway
>Eeichenwald offense
>struggle for a bit, get a pick
>Dude drops a Earthshatter, whole team is stunned
>cap ezpz
>Stroll the payload to the end
>play a good defense, but other team ultimately reaches the end in overtime
>Dude is bummed, tell him he did alright even though they made it
>Still wants to switch
>"You're actually playing good man"
>defense again
>Other team fails to cap
>Offense
>Steamroll for the cap
>guy gets 4 elims on push
>Team votes for his card
>Compliment him extensively
>Says its we're the best team he's played with
>entirely solo queue team

Fuck y'all and your platinum and below level salt

get gud means get nice

>>166628190
Ana shouldn't do 75 dmg to characters with her shots imo. It should be reduced by 5 or 10.

>>166629191
these dont explode

I've put in a good 15 hours on sombra and only just heard her say "cheers love" as she translocates. is this new or something?

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>Mfw no one can claim Mei is fat anymore after her new costume

>>166628692
+1 for the Rival, Adjustable dpi and optional autist headlamps

>>166629262
Anon, strictly for the sake of the skin's aesthetic working, I think I'd be able to look past that.

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>>166628816
>>166629019
He is hands-down my favourite character.

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>>166629217
wut u talking about Diamond is where everyone starts demanding meta picks only.Plat is much nicer because people don't care as much.

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Best girl.

>>166628482
Dream Machine DM1 Pro S

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Supports are best

>>166629158
I haven't played since they brought back Ying, what'd they do to Drog?

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>have a shitty day, lose most of the matches
>think about of giving up the game forever
>read some messages I got
>hope is restored

>>166629483
But fuck Symmetra

>>166629483
Lucio's hair looks like the tube of a vacuum.

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>tfw Symmetra main
>tfw Symmeta is basically a must-pick for CTF
>tfw people aren't yelling at me to switch off Sym anymore

th-thank you blizz

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>>166629534
Butt fuck Symmetra, you said?

>>166628568
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>>166629445

Thanks for the suggestions m80s, I'll look these up and see which one is best for me.
I'll probably go with the one with the best warranty policies, just to be sure.

>>166628816
>>166629154
I often pick Zen when dual healer but the DPS aren't reliable. Melting everyone is pretty fun, and nobody expected a squishy healer to output that much damage in such a short time, but he does.

>>166629367
>That damage control
Are you fucking shitting me

>>166629646
I really, REALLY want Sym's Quipao.

Just a recolor, yeah, but goddamn the red and gold look great on her.

Any r34 of dva's mech fucking her?

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Move aside, cutie coming though!

>Just want 1 more win for week
>Last 3 CTF matches were Sym/Bastion/Mei mirror draws

Why is turtle so popular?

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Cutest and best pairing

>>166629848
It's low effort, low risk compared to being hyper aggressive.

>>166629848

Just play 3v3 nigga, fuck that dumb ctf shit.

I wish Zenyatta got a small buff to speed or health or something desu

>>166629489
slowed his movement speed a bit
his damage is still great but he's no longer as nimble as a mosquito in the air

>>166629847
>Move, I'm gay

>>166630030
He's in a pretty great place now, damn near viable at all levels as an offhealer.

>>166630030
Buff his discord orb back to where it was. He was essential to tankbusters.

>>166629849
I want a girlfriend who hates me

>>166629783
To be fair, the model rigging is legitimately fucked.

http://i.imgur.com/xUZnaX9.jpg

>>166629264
It's not new. Tracer and Sombra have been bullying each other since she was released.

>>166628676
Don't think of him as a tank then.

>>166630083
Yeah I'm just bad. His slow nature and my inability to position screws me over a ton. Plus I can never figure out when to use my ult for best effectiveness but that's coming with time I'm sure.

The fucking Zen skin looks so lit, but I'm just never going to get to 3000 in time. I'm just gonna have to hope this string of bad RNG stops for my loot boxes.

>>166629264
It's not new. Tracer and Sombra have been bullying each other since she was released.

>>166630030

Why? He has essentially already a delayed self heal, he has a nice targeted heal, decent damage and a team based damage buff on targets.

Zen is one of the better designed and balanced characters in the game.

>>166630152
Just give her time, anon. One day we'll get an Outback map and she'll see firsthand what his life has been like up to this point, and that's the point where she'll stop hating him and start pitying him.

>Jews won't get rid of me that easily
What did Junkrat mean by this?

>>166629691
>I often pick Zen when dual healer but the DPS aren't reliable
I even pick Zenyatta solo heal when I see my team JUST can't deal that extra bit of damage. I can't even count the matches I "carried" with him just by negative orbing everyones ass.

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>>166628614
Here's a really shitty mock-up I made

>>166630184
what is it with overwatch developers and accidentally making their game's girls' butts do weird things
this isn't the first time, there's no way it's an accident
how much porn do you think they make behind the scenes

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Your two favorite female heroes are now gay for each other. How hot is it?

>main D.Va
>new patch
>Oh let's try something else
>i kinda like Mei
>never played her because my friend is god-tier with her and we play together
>4 golds
>well i was just lucky
>3 golds
>4 silvers
>4 golds
Wtf i like Mei now

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I like her design and want to play her more, but I literally can not stop sucking ass.
How do I Sombra and win (solo)?

>>166630379
>Zarya
>D.va
I don't know, how hot IS it?

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>>166630379
>Zarya & Mei
>tumblr feed is nothing but "SEEEEEEE?! WE TOLD UUUU"
>there's no porn

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Why couldn't they just add another young Ana skin for this event? Preferably a birthday suit skin.

>>166630073
>tfw we will never have CBT-tier decks ever again
>no more carry Pip
;_;7

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>>166630379
The only useful female heroes at the moment are Ana + Zarya

Hm...

>>166630446
>33% accuracy
First thing you need to do is improve your tracking. Sombra is a great flanker and can easily 1v1 nearly anyone (Including tanks) but you gotta hit your shots.
Worst thing for you to do is spend all game popping out of stealth, half-healthing random targets, then teleporting back. You get nothing done and would be better served playing a Soldier.

also know when to fight on the front. Lots of people are stuck in the typical "stealth into the back, shoot someone, teleport out" loop. That's not always the right thing to be doing.

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>>166630446
No meme, but, learn her spray pattern.

Also, you can throw that teleporter while invisible and use it as well.
Don't fucking camp a health kit like a moron.
And remember, you're more of a cleaner. You have better chances against low health targets. That's what your passive is for.

>2509 is top 20% of players
What the fuck?

>>166630526
Because Blizzard wants to give you night terrors.

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>>166630379
>If you want Jack back alive.. you are going to have to do some things for me

>>166630440
>easy hero is easy

wow

>>166630379
Ana and Pharah. Hmm.

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>>166630379
>Widowmaker and Mercy

well now

hotter than magma

How do I use genji's ult effectively? Is it just slash+dash? I end up losing track of people all the time when I use it

>>166630526
Same, I wish Young Ana would get more love.

Bought the young Ana skin day one and have used it since. Granny Ana doesn't even exist to me.

>>166630446
With the recent buff to her hack cooldown you should play her more as a nuisance and deny medpacks. Literally go to all the medpacks at the start of the match and hack everything, once that's done never leave a medpack without a translocator and don't leave until all of your skills aren't on cd. Wait for your team to group up before you start shitting up the enemy's back lines.
Depending on the target, always hack first before you shoot. Don't worry about not killing anyone, and translocate immediately when two people are facing you.

Also tell your team to use your medpacks so you gain ult charge ridiculously fast and just use EMP whenever the enemies are clumped together.

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>>166630379
Depends on which one of my favorite pairings are we talking about.

>>166630634

It's a blizzard game, which means it has an overwhelming majority of players who only played it because it was a blizzard game did a few ranked matches and that's it.

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>>166630691
I dig that.

Okay, your favorite male hero and favorite female hero are now on a date. Where do they go?

>>166630670
She's not an easy hero. Not a Zarya or Ana but not an easy hero.

>>166630727
slash - dash - turn around - slash is a nice combo to get used to doing against enemy support
that 290 damage kills basically everything but tanks and once you get a kill you can dash -turn around - slash again and again and again

Does Sombra's EMP work through walls?

>>166630730
This. Pharah and Ana are sisters.

>>166630945
no it's los

>>166630945
Does a submarine swim?

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>>166630920
>Junkrat and Zarya
Uh oh.

>>166630920
Favourite hero as in favourite character, or favourite to play as?

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>egyptian military officer in head to toe state of the art armor: 200 hp
>cyborg ninja encased in some kind of nanosuit: 200 hp
>frontline veterans of the omnic war and survivors of the explosion that ended overwatch, both wearing notable body armor: 200 and 250 hp
>fat chink in a winter coat: 250 hp

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>>166630920
To a cafe in Future Brazil.

All the kids see Lucio and Zarya and crowd them asking if they're on a date. Zarya's too flustered to answer them

>>166630981
techincally submarines sink controllably

>>166630446
If you're doing the whole 'hack healthpack -> set translocator next to it' thing, stop doing it. It's useless and wastes too much time; while you're farting around with that, your team is getting murdered because they're a man down.

Learn the maps, your translocator gives you some of the best vertical mobility in the game. ALWAYS try to get above your opponents and shoot down on them.

Don't use cloak to go in, decloaking takes too long, is too loud and you don't do enough damage upclose to win 1v1 duels. Use cloak to fall back to your team or to reposition along your own lines.

You have a gun, use it. I see too many Sobras farting around trying to hack when they should just be shooting instead. I think it's one of the reasons people think she's useless. Only try to hack if they're busy engaging someone else and you can guarantee hack value (Genji, Reinhardt, D.Va, Tracer are all high-value targets).

>>166631017
Whichever you prefer

>>166631034
>fat aussie
>600 health
you can't explain it

>>166630945
No, it's about the same as Self Destruct

>>166630920
>Roadhog and Mei
Roadhog is shy after being single for so long and Mei is forceful for she feels she needs to find a man fast and settle down.

>tfw got both achievements from CTF

No reason to play it now.

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What happened to D.Va being trash tier? She's as good as ever with a competent Ana

>>166630735
This is god-awful advice. You're wasting a shitton of time and all of your abilities to be a shitty version of tracer.

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>>166630379
They're already gay for each other

holy shit it feels so fucking good to BREAK IT DOWN

So as it turns out, it is impossible to win Total Mayhem on attack
If it happens to you, just quit, you don't deserve to feel that pain

>>166631085
Alright then.
>Widowmaker and Reinhardt
I don't imagine it goes very well. No idea where they'd go honestly.

One is, at best, regretful of what she does yet does it anyways and the other is basically the pinnacle of honour, duty and all that is good. Not to mention the age gap.

>>166631095
Nigga Roadhog is like 7 feet tall and weighs like 400-500 pounds. At least with him I can kind of get it

question, does a Mei using ice block on the flag still cap it since she's invulnerable to all damage?

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>>166630691
Welcome to rarepair hell

>>166631227
yes
blizzard doesn't think things through very much in this game

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>>166630920

>Zarya and Zenyatta

Zen misunderstanding threats and disparagement.

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>>166630691

>play with my friends who are literally 1000 rating below me
>tell the others on my team what they should do etc
>"you should shut the fuck up and let us play our game"
>"Okay but i'm literally 2 ratings above you and am trying to show you proper play. You should probably listen to people significantly better than you"
>"wooooowww dude rating doesn't mean anything"

>>166631095
Roadhog's mask probably filters painkillers into his air constantly, nevermind whatevers in those canisters he chugs. l4d logic, you can take a lot more damage if you can ignore the pain associated with it

also
>>166631219

or something something radiation mutation whatever mei still shouldn't have more hp than
pharah

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>>166631187
>Team is hanging back and playing too cautious to push the point
>Switch to speed
>Boost it up
>b r e a k i t d o w n
>Team rushes in and caps the point

love that shit

>>166631275
"I've got your back too! :]"

>>166631265
o shit, really?

Time to play mei then

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>swings dragonblade
>kills you even if you're not in his fov

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>>166631275
>Zen misunderstanding her threats
>Just having fun and trying to have a nice conversation
>Zarya keeps flexing her muscles threateningly at him
>Zen flexes back

I dig this

>>166631334
>jump onto point and icewall
>icebock when icewall breaks

EZ stall and it's fucking disgusting.

>>166631227
Yes. The stall combo is
>Ice wall into a corner
>Wait
>Iceblock

2CP is broken, not Mei

>>166631306
What's it like living with autism?

>>166630920
>Zenyatta and Pharah

I have no idea

What's in Roadhog's canisters?

>>166631365
>Zen flexes back
Fucking adorable. Any drawfriends around that could make this happen?

>>166631418
Gatorade

>>166631408
>zen is effectively weightless due to whatever robot buddhism lets him float
>pharah picks him up and starts flying around egypt
>i can show you the world

What is this fucking sombra teleport bug where you just teleport in place, happened to me like 3 times in one game

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How long until this game goes f2p?

>>166630939
Thanks bud, seems to work like a charm

>>166631457
GameVizier pls leave

>>166631437
This made me think of Roadhog hitting a Gatorade bong held together in blu-tack and prayers.

fuck yeah straya cunt

>>166630379
>Zarya and Ana

This will be interesting.

so is mcreamy actually good or is it just a meme

>>166631418
mdma and fermented Vegemite, what else?

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>>166631253
>>166631290
I'd like for it to be two ways:

>Widowmaker shows Mercy what she's missed during her years of being married to medicine and just fucks her RAW and cuddles with her and kisses her while she sleeps on her arms
>Widowmaker tries to dominate Mercy, only for Mercy to show her devil side and dominantly make out with Amélie before scissoring her until she's a quivering mess

>>166631418
Hogdrogen.

Seriously, that's what the art book calls it. My best guess is that whatever it is, it's what's keeping his lungs working, albeit poorly.

>>166631418
refined gaseous shitpost, can heal an aussie's wounds in seconds

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>>166631358
>swings hammer
>kills you even if you're not in his fov

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>>166631453
I dig it my dude

Hol up they nerfed ledge jump?
OR i'm just retarded and can't do it now.
Half a year ago it was fine.

>>166631418
Concentrated Ping

>>166630379
>Ana and Mercy
The older days were certainly something

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>>166631418
>Mfw whenever I get Roadhog on the main menu

STOP BREATHING LIKE THAT I'M SO FUCKING UNCOMFORTABLE SWEET MARY MOTHER OF GOD

>friend can't play
>therefor I don't play

playing this game solo is just so fucking awful

>>166631418
>>166631497
It's probably paint.

Well, that's what I always thought. Him huffing paint seems accurate.

>>166631497
>hogdrogen
>the radiation of the outback created a new isotope of hydrogen that heals roadhog

fuck it, blizzard's written worse

>>166631497
In the official reference guide for Roadhog, on the canister it says it's for the treatment of radiation poisoning.

Or that's from what I remember. Basically Rad-away/Rad-x

Whats your strategy for CTF?

7 fucking CTF games and every one of them were a loss or a draw.

I just want my fucking lootboxes blizz

>>166631481
my guess is 8-9 years

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>>166631495
All the Mercymaker shit I find is on the tender side. DevilMercy/Widow is more rare than it should be

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>quick play King's Row on defense
>decide to roll as my boy Torb
>immediately the enemy Roadhog starts complaining
>"why you guys play two of the most disgusting hero in a quick play?"
>"ruin the fun of game"
>he hooks me but whiffs the followup, leaving me enough room to MERRY MOLTEN CORE
>instantly rage quits
Almost makes up for the utter garbage loot boxes I've been getting, almost.

>>166631497
>>166631561
Wiki says it's a hydrogen combination to counter what radiation exposure has done to his lungs.

It's pretty easy to forget that Roadhog is in his 50's and in poor health. He's very Immortan Joe.

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Would you a loli Symmetra?

>>166631548

Just open up any of the numerous other menus that have no sound, like career profile

>>166631589

Tell your team to 5 man walk across the map and take the flag there and back 3 times and you'll be fucking done then you can get your other boxes in 3v3 like a regular person.

>buy all the event stuff for Mercy
>cant play her because she is so team reliant and weakest of the healers


REEEEE BLIZZARD MERCY BUFFS WHEN

>>166631418
It looks like that thing you use to make anal sex easier.

>>166631578
That was it, thanks. It's kind of sad once you know that, though. Between the radiation and the way depression fucks with your physical health, guy's probably got a foot in the grave already.

>>166631597
How do hog's fuck up that combo? I know you're supposed to aim a bit lower for some heroes, but even as Lucio I can boop or just fucking jump away from them. How casual can you be?

>>166631638
>This post

autism

>>166631595
Don't get me wrong, I love me some tender Mercymaker.

It's cute to think of Widow being gentle and caring for Mercy, and it's also cute to think of Mercy caring for Widow's probably extensive psychological damage and PTSD.

But I just want some RAW, HOT, GODLESS, LUSTFUL LESBIAN SEX sometimes, nowamsayin?

>farm loot boxes
>get almost all of the legendary skins I wanted from the event

wew lad

anyone have the link to the online checklist for the event?

>>166631645
Doesn't really need a buff

Lesbianism is degeneracy

>>166631686
>But I just want some RAW, HOT, GODLESS, LUSTFUL LESBIAN SEX sometimes, nowamsayin?
you rite

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>>166631597
>Colored version

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>>166631187
>read patch notes
>Lucio now has the option to ride backwards

>>166631667
I mean, it's nice to see Jamison and Mako bonding a bit.

Before he was all cold, now he's starting to warm up to his shitposting antics

>>166631306
Your mistake was being so condescending and not understanding that your teammates are dogs: they respond well do positive treatment and poorly to negative treatment. You need to swallow your ego. Rather than telling people what to do, offer your advice as a suggestion to play to their strengths.

"You have good aim, McCree" (even if he doesn't) so you should take advantage of the high ground/Rein sheild."

"You're good up close, D.va, so you should fly up and kill that sniper" (instead of dying on the point repeatedly like a retard.)

It's annoying to have to do, but I find it works 90% of the time.

>>166631437
H2O

>>166631624
Honestly the ragged voice is what really turned me onto him since he fits the just pure chaos neutral vibe. He's not evil for any reason he just is and the fact that he's a behemoth really helps. As does having the best laugh in the entire game

>>166630960
does it go through rein's shield?

>>166631740
Yes
Yes it fucking does, and it's amazing

>>166631704
>literally 0% pickrate in tournaments


Umm, sweetie, no.

>>166631725
Gaaaaaatoraaaaaaaaaade

>>166631668

>but even as Lucio I can boop or just fucking jump away from them. How casual can you be?

They don't yet know you can hold M1 during the hooks flight to instantly shoot, and because of latency you have time to boop or move out of premium shoot position.

Honestly hook -> then shoot is a perfectly balanced combo because you can react but hook -> hold shoot and insta kill is pretty annoying.

>>166631740
yes but rein's shield is susceptible to the hack mechanic
you can't hack a concrete wall

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>>166631710
It's so fucking good man. Lucio is back, baby.

boop still needs a buff tho.

>>166631714
I like his protectiveness of Junkrat, even though it's probably mostly about the money. McCree and Roadhog have a good line that goes something like

>There's a big bounty on the two of you
>Try me

love that shit

>>166631736
His voice is also fantastic. "I'm a one man apocalypse" is absolute gold.

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>game is more depressing or rage inducing than fun during every match
>am terrible at it
>still can't stop coming back

>>166631773
H2O!

I finally fucking did it. a week hovering around 3800-3900 and I just got to grandmaster maining sombra this season

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>pulled hog skin from 6th free box

looks fuckin dope

it's like one of those chinese cartel muscle guys with some grotesque animal mask

>>166630201
I usually use his ult reactively. Heard (loud Japanese screaming)? Press Q. They got you on their sights? Q. Your team is all fucked up and you hear some Arabic chanting? Tap that MF Q button

>>166631823
start playing off meta heroes and stop giving a shit. You'll do just as well once you get good at those characters and listening/reading the salt from teammates who still give a shit is funny

>>166630215
He could at least heal as much as 76's bio grenade.

>>166631883
I don't find salt from my teammates entertaining either, sorry to say.

>>166630201

>Plus I can never figure out when to use my ult for best effectiveness but that's coming with time I'm sure.

When your team is pushing onto an objective/broken the enemy line
When you hear non english yelling

Congratulations, you are a master zen.

>>166631825
WATER SUCKS!
It really really sucks!
W-WAAAAAATER SUCKS!

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I've been hovering around the 2000 this past week, Gold, started season 3 at 2350.
Looking for people around that that want to rank up and git gud

so what are tracers bullets made of? do you think she reloads by sending her gun back in time to when it was fully loaded, that would be pretty cool i think

>>166631714
>>166631819
It is good to see that he doesn't hate Junkrat so much anymore. Honestly, I'm not sure he can afford to hate someone who seems to genuinely consider him a friend. I'm going to fucking lose it if Junkrat dies and he loses the closest thing he has to a child, though.

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>>166631589
Teams either camping their flag until the last minutes then wipe an attack and rush down the flag or hoping a good Genji / Tracer caps it sneakily... OR rush down the enemy flag in the first seconds and camp their advantage for the rest of the match.

Honestly your best bet is a much better team otherwise, depending on the map Symmetra or Torb stays on defense and the rest tries to break the enemy team.

It is pretty much a clusterfuck, if you have the achievement and the first box, you have better chance winning other arcade games for the boxes.

>>166631952
>red&blue mekka

wait what the fuck?

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>>166631961
>Junkrat is killed
>Roadhog says nothing, just goes absolutely hog
>Afterwards the team tries to console him
>"It was just a job."

why contain it?

>>166631959
It's confirmed she does m8. The artbook shows that her pistols are linked to her accelerator, and they glow blue every time you reload.

>>166631980
r u serios?
lunar new year skin bb

>tfw failed to get the halloween Junkrat skin
>stuck with fireworks now

Feels bad man

>>166632029
fuckin nice

>>166631913
>how to break the game again

>Bought Junkrat's new skin immediately
>Open my second lootbox
>It's inside
>Get all of 60 credits for my trouble

fuck i'm an idiot

>>166631959
Yeah she rewinds time around the magazines / bullets, so she basically shoots the same bullets forever.

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>>166632083
Here's some confirmation from the artbook

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How would you change Hanzo's kit, so people won't just spam in one spot and hope that it hits someone?

I want more arrow abilities.

>>166632112
dont buy until the last day, dingus

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>>166632021
You stop that right now.

>>166632112
Lesson learned: never buy event items with coins until the end of the event.

>>166632146
is there a PDF or link to this anywhere? I need to jerk off to those legs

>>166632112

>event last 3 weeks
>you'll open many boxes
>buy something day 1

like what the actual fuck is wrong with you

>>166631418
soylent

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>>166631952
no I know, I'm just saying why is it blue/red? It looks way better than in-game

The one we have in game is more black cloth/brown paint

Why is it that some people suddenly become autistic when they cap the first point?
Is there science behind this??

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>>166630379
>Ana and Zarya

>>166632153
Scatter arrow no longer capable of headshots.

Hanzo is instantly fixed.

>>166632167
>Mercy trying to bring him in for a physical and secretly mental health checkup
>"Mako, have you been neglecting taking your hydrogen? I know you miss Jamison, but dying will not bring him back."
>"I told him to stay out of trouble."

>been playing since release
>only 2 friend requests from some randoms and never invite me to their games

>spam CTF and play like shit
>get 5 requests in one day, they all love and want to play with me all the time

what the hell? why did out of nowhere people start adding me and wanting to play with me in CTF?

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>torb on ctf
>put turret on the flag for free exp

Was loot box grinding always this easy?

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>>166632267

>>166632327
>sym on ctf
>spread turrets around flag, drop down shield generator and use the sit emote for the rest of the game

feels gud

>>166632153
Arrows have the smallest projectile hitbox in the game, but now travel even faster to the point of being near-hitscan if you can actually aim.

Fully-charged damage down to 100 while headshot multiplier up to 2.5x from 125 and 2x

Reduce sensor arrow cooldown by two seconds.

Ultimate size increased by 25%

>>166632365
Why do you struggle?

>>166632347
Need me a Junkrat/Roadhog short playing their plight sympathetically obviously it won't be like that, seeing as Omnic's dindu nuffin

>>166632107
How so? He still heals significantly less than mercy or Ana, going from 30 to 40hps is a big jump, but still. I feel like Zennyatta should heal a tad more

>>166632234
The first point is much easier to take, both team expect to lose it eventually and people playing much carefree. Second point has defender advantage, requires more coordination and has much bigger chance of the defenders repedately wiping out the attackers. Poking which most teams do (and only do), have small success. Makes people lose their shit, trying one man ults, giving up etc.

>be a McRee player on PS4
>used to have an accuracy of around 55-60 percent every game and would autisticly never use fan the hammer because of how many console players use it as a crutch
>not play more than a game a week to not decay for a month now
>literally can't even get above 40 percent accuracy
I've left and came back for much longer periods but why the fuck can't I aim anymore with anything other than Hanzo or Roadhog hook

>>166632438
you can't have someone heal a ton and be safe all the way across the map
someone tell blizzard that so they rework ana

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I've been playing nothing but Sombra since the patch but she still feels kinda weak. If I try to flank I feel like I could've got more shit done as Tracer, and if I try to work on the frontline with my team I feel like I could've done more for the team as Soldier or say, Zenyatta or Lucio if you want to consider Sombra supportive.

Even games where I "topped the board" so to speak and dumpstered the enemy team by myself and had people calling me god Sombra I still felt I could've just won harder as someone else. I think she still needs more.

>>166632434
I wish Blizzard would be less afraid to show the Omnics as potentially evil, rather than dindus.

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>Mfw playing Lucio on defense of Anubis
>Mfw second point
>Mfw backwards wallrunning was introduced
>Mfw a solid FIVE MINUTES objective time just by bouncing around at the speed of sound

y'all niggas gotta step it up

>>166632434
>We will never have a terrorist Omnic fighting against the atrocities committed against his people by blowing up cafes and torching police stations
>Anything that paints the omnics other than 100% perfect is forbidden
>Black and white only here

>>166632536
>>166632513
I think they're being a bit sensitive about it because Omnic's seem to me to be a rough analogy to Islam or something like that.

Of course it might not be like that and with the next year coming up everything could get flipped on it's head.

>>166632445
I forgot to add time problems. You don't have much time to cap in comp so a stalled first point already made the attackers lose but many people don't notice. 2CP is the game mode where it is worth to go back to die but stall the first point one by one because it makes the second point unbreakable (if they don't get it by the first attack).

2CP should give a point for every third of the cap, because right now it is almost always a draw.

>>166632590
>Omnic's seem to me to be a rough analogy to Islam or something like that
they're literally just robo buddhists, I don't see what's so controversial about that

>Still no patch for that bug that doesn't announce time remaining in comp

why?

>>166632536
Doomfist might be actually something like that.Except he will be demolishing whole skyscrapers

>>166632504
Zennyatta needs Los, it wouldn't be like in the beta, lad.

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HOW IS THROWING COMP GAMES FUN I DONT UNDERSTAND

>>166632508
post album already

>>166632639
They're a refugee people flooding into slums and backalleys all across the Western world, with particular tensions in Russia, who is actively fighting a war against them.

>>166632656
tricked!

>>166632639
Buddhists are only one group of omnics.
Most are dindunuffings trying to integrate after Terminator war

>>166632590
>Omnic's seem to me to be a rough analogy to Islam
You're only seeing what you want to see.

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I want to hug Amèlie.

>>166632681
the iris is a religion of peace

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>>166632750
>Game reflects current political climate
>"you're only seeing what you want to see"

whatever. my point is that I want more angry Omnic's to counter Zen's peacefulness. I need me a normal Omnic citizen who works as an anti-human vigilante

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>>166631495
>scissoring
That requieres two vaginas.

>>166628364
PREFER
THIS
PLAYER
ADD
THIS
PLAYER
How new are you to gaming?

LAST BOX OF THE NIGHT

WISH ME LUCK, /OWG/

>>166632817
Game reflects political climate in 2080

>>166632297
CTF attracts the most shitters

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Man, on one hand I'm glad they've released a skin showing that Mei's not fat. On the other hand, look at this.

>>166632656
Can't get good? Be an epic trole!

>>166632656
Literally don't care about throwers. It's shitty but you'll eventually end up at the MMR you deserve. Just tell them you don't fucking care and let them throw as hard as they want.

>>166632590
>Zenyatta couldn't be more of a Buddhist monk unless they literally stamped his yin yang spray on his forehead

>>166632817
Every century has a people who fits your description.

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>>166632513
The little information we have on Volskaya and Russia seems to imply that there are differing ideologies that omnics follow. Some of the Russian omnics are starting the Second Omnic Crisis, that Katya and Zarya are battling, while on the other hand there are other omnics who are willing to give away technology to humans to aid them against the aggressors.

Though I do agree, seeing more of the aggressive omnics as well as the effects the god programs have on them would be great.

>>166632931
I've found that its definitely best to play with them rather than get mad and yell at them in chat. It's still frustrating knowing you could've won if they just switched though.

>>166632989
five bucks says the god programs will literally be religion but they actively rewrite omnic code to brainwash them and it's all a metaphor for abrahamic religion being bad which it is

>>166629147
They're just deliberately dribbling out content slowly to keep people interested, keep it being discussed and slowly drag more players into the community, adding a map, character, event or patch every 3-4 weeks.

>>166633047
I'd rather some transhumanist iRobot bullshit, but you're probably right.

>>166632989
>While on the other hand there are other omnics who are willing to give away technology

The omnics selling weaponry to russia are the same ones they're fighting
She's actively colluding with the same force trying to destroy them

>>166632769
Energy ball everyone to death who insults he Iris.

>>166633047
If you think, ordinary omnics have no interest in war and dying for God A.I., when they can bone human women all night long

>>166633124
You mean throw nuts at them? Since when does Symmetra follow the Iris?

>>166633134
>CHROMED

Looking back what the actual shit was Blizzard thinking giving the hero with the highest health pool in the game 400 fucking armor?

>>166633148
She believes in a different energy ball in the sky

>>166632656
If by throwing you mean picking heroes like Widow or Hanzo then deal with it. They just want to play what they enjoy.

A Mei walling everyone in the spawn is just dumb though.

Has anybody else been booted from a CTF game for inactivity when you were running around and playing? I got kicked out a match for inactivity as Torb even though I was running around and tossing armor packs to teammates.

>>166633186
>Picking Widow
>Anything but a thrower

Widow is only good for an early pick on a healer right at the start, then you immediately swap out for any other hero.

>>166633169
Waifu pendering? I usually play OP heroes in comp, and damn it was good to play the cute chink once in a while.

>leave arcade/quick play games whenever the victory or defeat screen comes up so I can requeue and tab out

>blizzard has decided this is the same as leaving running matches and am now about to be penalized for leaving games

what the fuck is this dumb shit

>>166633158
L-Lewd.

>tfw you will never leave your seed in Pharah

>>166633186
im talkign about having 2 different symmetra mains 2 games in a row that refuse to switch on offense. and some guy that gets extremely angry because someone plays sombra so he picks torb on koth.

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>>166632267
ANON
PLEASE
S T O P

>>166632434
I don't think anyone would mind seeing omnics painted in a less favorable light. If we really are supposed to see them as human or human-equivalent, then they shouldn't be a hivemind of peaceful dindus. Depending on how they handle the Outback and the ALF in detail, though, an animation about Junkrat and Roadhog might not be the place to do it.

>>166632767
I want to kiss Amélie on the lips!

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>ctf - control center
>someone pick widow in our team
>well shit another lose, maybe draw
>Widow proceeds to kill more than the DPS, gets potg, gg ez win
So the legendary good Widow really exists.

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>>166633270
>Pharah will never demand you cum inside her

why live?

>>166633285
>Roadhog visiting Junkrat's grave
>"I said I was tired of hearing your voice."
>Leaves Junkrat's detonator instead of flowers
>"I don't like this quiet."

>>166633284
Silver? This kind of "fuck you I'm picking what I want" shit dies out the higher you get

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>>166630379
pretty good, rocking since may 2016

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>>166628758
>mfw D.vas still try to block my zarya beam