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SOME

>>166625376
>>166627052
tell him to watch streams
greyboxer seems nice and he explains every move

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/aesthetic/ as fuck

>>166628137
Should be voorhis there senpai

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Geralt and Triss OTP

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Slow day.

>>166633319
go back to plebbit then

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>tfw found Leo's grave in Kaer Morhen

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>been fapping to LeeteRR new ciri scene
>find out that it's dudu in ciri form

>>166635723
It's not gay if he looks like a grill, mate

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>>166636040
ni-
>man hands

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What kind of nose has geralt got? is there a name for it

it's pretty fucking aesthetic

>>166637247
What kinda small handed men do you hang around with?

>>166636040
>ugly hands
>ugly face
>a corset that's so small it looks tacky as fuck

yup that's triss alrtight

>>166637438
>veiny, discoloured, thick fingered


It's a trap

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>>166637483
>ugly face

Come on now, I agree with the hands but she's not ugly

just look at those "fuck me" eyes

>>166637432
Aryan

>>166637247
Are you Serious?

>>166637836
Not really, would still shag her silly

She'd just have to wear boxing gloves or something

What is the best way to get back into this game? Last time I played it was about a year ago I guess. I reached the Skellige Islands. Should I just start over? Because I've forgotten completely everything. I don't know what build I was going after, what all these items in my inventory do or wherever the story was going.

>>166638035
Just start over, have patience though, don't try to rush it just to get back to where you were before, I always enjoy the game more on the second playthrough

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>>166637916

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>>166636040
Cute :3

>>166637432
Depending on who's asking: greek, hero, or classic.

Nilfgaard literally did nothing wrong

The main quest drags on a bit too much in Novigrad, doesn't it? Came here looking for Ciri and now I'm balls deep in the criminal underworld running errands for all these gang bosses so I can find a fucking bard

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>>166638083
>I always enjoy the game more on the second playthrough
I wish I was like that. Because I know so much about the story and having done so much of it before it takes away the magic for me

>>166640562
I get what you mean, the first witcher playthrough I ever did was irreplaceable, shit was so cash, the story, the environments, the characters.

However I rushed through it, didn't really stop to do side quests, and I did less than 4 actual monster contracts the whole time I played TW3, still took me 50 odd hours to complete and I didn't even finish HOS (finished BNW) though.

I made the mistake of starting HOS after the main story and after BNW, it just didn't fit in and I didn't want to end my experience on the game with that, would rather have finished in Touissant, so I started a new playthrough from TW2, did Roche's path instead, and now I'm on TW3, but I'm taking it much slower, exploring all the ? on the map, doing all monster contracts, side quests, treasure hunts etc etc.

I also never bothered with gwent until very late game because I was shit at it which means I missed out on loads of cards but now I'm playing everyone I can

>>166640556
By the way, at what point should I go to Skellige? I just hit level 16 but there's still so much shit to do in Velen and Novigrad, I think there's still a big chunk of the map that I haven't even explored and tons of ? markers. A few secondary and Witcher quests too but all of them range in level from 20 to 35 so I'll leave them for later on

>>166640726
ah true, yeah you did miss out on a lot on your first playthrough

fortunately for me, I had an excellent first playthrough. i did all the monster contracts, all of the side quests, all of the main quests, got good outcomes on all of my choices except I tried to romance both triss and yennefer and ended up with neither . it was a completionist playthrough except for a bunch of question marks and witcher gear hunts. I played the games and expansions to completion in the order they were released, I ended up with ciri at my house in toussaint at the end so it was just all fantastic. as such, i have less of a reason to play again as other people might after their first run. I spent weeks on end doing nothing except play the game and if I ever replay it I know it's going to be a huge time commitment, so I don't know if I ever will

>>166641129
also I played gwent the whole game too, loved it and now I'm a standalone gwentfag too (Ciri_Is_My_Waifu)

>>166641203
>Ciri_Is_My_Waifu

Lmao I saw you on some guys stream

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>>166641380

>>166640893
Go to Skellige once you have the main quest stuff in Velen and Novigrad done + the sidequests in your level range, there are a whole bunch that are much higher level that you will leave for later

You don't need to clear all the questionmarks before moving on, just do that stuff when you happen to run over one

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what the fuck is wrong with the women in Toussaint I'm going back to fucking Skellige

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>>166642010
There's only one woman in Touissant you should care about

What Reshade or SweetFX preset do you guys use, if you use one?

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>this is considered a 10/10 by wine slurpers

>>166642153
I know anon, her being undercover at the art thing was the cutest thing I have ever seen

>>166637565
>whore face
>not ugly
I'm sorry that you only hang around ugly women, anon, that this is consided pretty

>>166641538
scoiatael is the only good deck fuck nr and skellige ress chains

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How does changing the ingame gwent difficulty actually affect it, does it hit your draw chances or make the AI player better or something?

I've found that I can win the first round, throw the second and win the first almost every single time on normal difficulty now

>>166645826
whelp, meant throw the second and win the third

I was doing the quest Get Junior, and right after talking to Radovid the quest Gangs of Novigrad appeared as failed. Why?

>>166647162
Because some quests have a time limit like that. When you've talked to radovid, cleaver has already made his move and doesn't need your help any more.

>>166647162
>>166647301
Character centric quests can also fail if you don't do them before a certain point in time (yennefer's, lambert's for example)

>>166647530
This makes me deeply uncomfortable for some reason.

>>166645826
why does this pic look different than normal?

Why can't Geralt fuck Ciri?

>>166649398
The eye on the left in the original pic is too small, so I unfucked it in paint.net
Don't mean to diminish from the artists work, he did a good job, I just thought it needed a tweak

>>166649513
Because Ciri is pure and doesn't engage in vile acts like making out, sexual intercourse or thinking about Richard Johnson

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>>166637432
Was asking myself the same, I'd give anything to have that Aryan nose.

>>166649513
Because he only loves her as a daughter
>tfw daughterzoned

>>166650957
geralt could learn a thing or two from woody allen

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How will Trissfags ever recover from this?

>>166651583
HOPEFULLY NEVER
HAHAHAHHAA

>>166651583
this isn't canon

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>>166651583
From what, some people choosing Yen? That is perfectly fine, Yen is a great woman, but for my Geralt there is only Triss and nothing will ever change that :3 I'll leave obsessing over other people's choices to those who seem to hold it so dear and important.

>>166651583
>your dad will never give you a new sword with a red bow on it
;_;

Are there any mods that make the wolves armour tiers look Mastercrafted?

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>>166649513
Because his balls are in yen's pocket.

>tfw rejected yen's offer to fuck in order to hang out with bros

>>166649828
>pure
Didn't she fuck unicorns and elves or some shit?

>>166649828
>Ciri is pure
>offered to fuck the first guy she saw
>implying avallac'h didn't fuck her silly while she was unconcious
>implying she's not taking voorhis' dick every night until she produces a healthy heir

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>>166653273
>tfw already dumped her before

>>166653240
Yeah it's called upgrading it to mastercrafted

>>166653526
she probably fucked a bunch of dudes in cyberpunk world too

>>166651583
>How will Trissfags ever recover from this?
He'll read one of the trillion self insert fanfics he's written

>>166653647
What's with the 'ciri in cyberpunk' meme? Has cdpr said somehing?

So, how long before Dandelion cheats on Pricscilla and she dumps his lying nigga ass?

>>166653531
>Griffin armor

worst taste

>>166653787
play the game u dip

>>166653697
There is more than one Trissfag you know...but speaking for myself, I'm not really into fanfics, I prefer to envision the future Geralt and Triss have on my own. I also never see myself as Geralt, we're worlds apart. I choose Triss for him not myself.

But some Trissfriends enjoy writing fanfics, this is practically a book judging by its length and is probably the ultimate Trissfaggotery online.

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11605759/1/The-Witcher-My-Heart-Will-Always-Recognize-You

Do I gain anything by not giving Radovid the crystal, other than the satisfaction of not helping a murderous psychopath?

>>166653787

i believe CDPR hasnt confirmed it but it's the consensus among the witcher community that ciri going to a world where peole have metal in their heads was a cyerpunk2077 reference

if CDPR has confirmed it, post source plz

>>166653787
When you find Ciri at the Isles of Mist, she mentions how she spent some time in a world very different from theirs, with flying cars and people shooting each other from a distance. It's a CP reference.

>>166654353
No, not really, you get to see a short cutscene of Phil and have a little talk with either Triss or Yen. Any conversations with Triss is a reward on its own to me, so it was an easy choice for me, despite quite liking the mad Rad.

>>166654486
>mentions people shooting each other
Nah. She mentions people waging longrange war using things similar to megascopes which are magical communication devices and shit that aid or enhance magical powers.

Its more likely she was talking about cyber WARfare.

>>166655120
Why did my phone capitalize war?

How old is Ciri?

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>>166654013
>playing games in 2017

>>166655120
I always assumed longrange wars referred to rifles and shit, but I could be wrong. You do make sense, but I don't know much about CP2077 world anyway.

>>166655479
22-23. She was 16 in the last book, 5 years Geralt was gone before TW1, and around 2 years since than have passed.

>>166655458
Skynet is in your phone

>>166655567
Cyberpunk shit so hacking probably. Who knows.
>>166655479
29-30

>>166655898
Wow. Fuck you sky net.
19-20.*
Born 1252-3 and w3 starts in 1272.

who would you rather fuck, ciri, cerys or rosa van attre?

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:3

>>166659304
Yes.

>can't apply oils during combat
>but you can stuff your face with food and potions and change into a different set of armor on the fly

>>166659304
>tfw if you fucked any of them it would probably get you killed

>>166661146
Any idiot can put on clothes or eat. Now imagine carefully applying an oil to a sword you're swinging around. No man is capable of such feats. not even Guts and if he can't do it geralt definitely can't.

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>>166653240

Late reply but here you go buddeh

http://www.nexusmods.com/witcher3/mods/707/?

>>166661146
>>can't apply oils during combat

anon, i...

>>166662390
Sssssh.

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>>166662361

Fucking perfect man.

On a side note, is Mastercrafted Wolven OBJECTIVELY the best looking armor in the game?

>>166659304

Cerys wanted the D pretty bad and was more awesome than Rosa. Winner hands-down.

Do merchants keep the shit you sell them forever? The blacksmith in Hierarch Square has like 20 weapons he's bought from me

>>166662741

>mastercrafted looks 10/10
>Grandmastercrafted looks 4/10 edge lord shit with even more studs and spikes

Why was Blood & Wine such a disappointment? Don't get me started over how badly they fucked Feline tier and the fact that the "dye system" fucked up the original colors as well.

>>166663404
who the fuck is he gonna sell 20 novigrad swords to? they are all trash too

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>"people" unironically think that the Kaer Morhen armor isn't the best looking set in the game

>>166663746

>skin tight corset

Looks like a gimp suit tbqh. Though it does show off Geralts hour glass figure nicely.

Also

>not representing your Wolf School

Shit Witcher

>>166663746
It's the best looking of all the armors 've found so far, but I had to ditch it cause of the stats

Can I find/craft an upgraded version somewhere?

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>tfw cheated myself some gold ONCE because I was 200 crowns short of a 6k sword and now I just want to give myself 999999999 crowns

>>166663946

There's a mod that increases the stats of it to compete with the Witcher sets

>>166663946
Yep, Kaer Morhen armor can be upgraded to a higher level but it's visually identical, it's not worth having after velen though

How tough is Skellige? I'm level 17 and I'll probably be 18 by the time I have nothing left to do in my level range in Velen/Novigrad, will Skellige be challenging at that level?

>>166665578
I honestly found it easier, by that stage, you're so used to the combat that you can dodge and parry most attacks anyway

>>166665707
I kinda miss being low level, this game's difficulty curve is weird. You get OP real quick

>>166659304
Cerys for sho. The accent and the braid make muh dick diamonds

>>166662741
Has there ever been vidya character as handsome as Geralt? I would go full homo for him. I mean if you don't wanna get pumped by geralt you must some sort of degenerate fag

What does Yennefer of Corvo Bianco smell like?

>>166667229

Abandonment and daddy issues.

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>>166667048
This, only faggots aren't homo for Geralt


>>166667626
>Abandonment
>Daddy issues

But Geralt is right there and loves her?

>>166667987

>But Geralt is right there and loves her?

Not in my playthroughs.

>>166667987
Life Lesson #178-9:
Doesn't wash away the stink.
Once a daddy-issue child ALWAYS a daddy-issue child.
Once a cheating whore ALWAYS a cheating whore.

Regis voice actor is pretty great

Detlaff did not deserve a friend this based, what a dip

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>>166670313
>tfw you don't deserve a friend this based either but it doesn't matter because you will never have one either way

but yeah getting perma mercy-killed by Regis was too good for that fool

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>tfw there are more fanfics about geralt/roche than there are about geralt/triss

>>166672936
Triss is not nearly as attractive or entertaining in terms of looks and personality

no homo

>>166673039
Ageeed. Roche's square jaw is prety hot. I wonder what's under his turban though

>>166673150
Long flowing hair that looks beautiful and smells great

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anarietta best girl

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>>166673208
This desu

I wonder if he lets his daughterfu Anais braid it

>>166673150
>>166673440
I bet its JUST hair. The man's a failure

>>166673993
I am willing to bet he has "TEMERIA AND FOLTEST - NOT REDENIA AND RADOVID" tattooed on the top of his head

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>>166674146

who remember MF DOOM and his exploding gargoyles in Loc Muinne

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check it out i fucking broke my game

WE WITCHER 2 NOW

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>search for some witcher smut
>find lots of geralt/emhyr hardcore stuff

I wish I haven't

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>>166675917
sounds pretty ghey tbf

>>166676742
where's the fucking Phillipa smut you cunt?

>>166676742
It is prety gay. Want me to greentext it?

>>166677135
No

Nno

Yes

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cute!

Lambert sounds like a cunt

“And how was school?” Geralt asked Ciri, who was sitting next to him on the couch.

“Fine,” she answered, and left it at that.

He noticed that something was off with her today. She was not looking at him as she was talking and all his attempts to start a conversation had been cut off by her unseasonably short answers. He felt the urge to find out what was troubling her, but he didn’t quite know what to say.

“Ciri,” he began once more, “Is everything alright? You seem quiet today…”

No answer this time. Not even a short one. She just stared at the floor and kept avoiding his glance. Then she shook her shoulders.

“Talk to me,” he tried again.

“Well…” she began after a long pause, “There’s something I need to tell you. And I have been thinking about it the whole day, about how to explain it to you, but I don’t really know… How to say it.”

Guys what are your favorite builds for Witcher 3?

>>166677463
There it was. His feeling of something being off had been right after all. But what could be so awful that she had troubles speaking of it?

He put a hand on her shoulder. “You know that you can tell me everything, right?” he approached her carefully, “I am here for you. But I can’t help you if you don’t tell me what’s going on.”

The girl wrung her hands. “I know,” she sighed and looked at him again at last, “It’s just… I have been a bit confused myself.”

“Start from the beginning then,” he continued, trying not to sound as worried as he was.

“I am in love,” she finally said hesitantly, “I guess.”

He sighed in relief. Not what he had been expecting since Ciri had not shown any interest in boys so far, but it could have been something worse. He nearly had to laugh about all the scenarios he had been imagining.

“Well,” he said and smiled encouragingly, “That’s a good thing, though, isn’t it? Do I know the guy? Have you met him in school?”

As he looked back at Ciri, However, he noticed that he apparently had exactly said the wrong thing. The girl was staring at the floor again, her hands clenched into fists.

>>166646152
so cute

>>166677576
He knew that he was not the best at words when it came to comforting teenagers, but this time he seemed to have failed completely since Ciri seemed on the verge of tears.

“What’s the matter, Ciri?” he asked, worried again.

She was quiet for some time until she finally spit out, “It’s not a him, you see.”

“Oh,” he said and felt incredibly stupid, “I am sorry that I assumed you would… That it would be a boy… Oh, Ciri.”

“I like girls”, she amplified, looking at him with her big emerald eyes, desperately awaiting for a reaction.

“Don’t look at me like you did something wrong,” he said with determination, “Everything’s alright!”

“So you don’t mind?” she asked doubtfully, her eyes a bit teary.

“Of course not,” he reassured her, “Girls are far too pretty most of the time, no wonder you like them… Come here.”

He dragged her into his arms and she hugged him tightly.

“You got me worried there for a moment,” he said, “I thought you were in trouble.” He laughed. “I thought you might have smashed a window or something, or that you are failing all your classes…” he continued, “Although… If I think about it now, neither of that would have been much of a problem either. There’s nothing we can’t work out together, is there?”

Ciri giggled into his shirt. “No, there isn’t,” she said happily.

>>166677481
God of Yrden and Light Armor

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>>166677463
>>166677576
>>166677701

fucking hell, whoever wrote this is a gigantic gaylord.

>>166677119
Haven't started, It wasn't long ago that I shat out part two of the Anarietta smut and I don't want to swamp /wtc/ with writefaggotry too often

One, because it's autistic and two, because I'd run out of ideas too fast/run out of steam

I'll write one every so often when the desire strikes me, the Phillipa one WILL happen soon though

>>166677950
Found this in tumblr

>>166678328
>Found this in tumblr

It would be tumblr

It's so OOC, whatever autist hambeast that wrote it clearly never played the game.

>>166677240

>in the bedroom Emhyr got out a carved marble phallus big enough to match the statue of him that presided over the North Garden, and also a new jar of ointment flecked with tiny red speckles that he’d evidently been saving for a special occasion. He put on a glove before he dipped his hand into it and generously greased Geralt’s balls with the stuff, which went from faintly warm to a bright frizzing along his every nerve in about ten minutes.

“Shit, shit, shit, old gods and high dragons, fuck,” Geralt strangled out, writhing on the bed as much as he could with Emhyr’s hand still cupping him firmly.

>Geralt whined high in the back of his throat and grabbed onto the headboard, his hips twisting helplessly. “Yes,” he gritted out, after he got a few more breaths, and Emhyr greased it up and, ah, fuck, “Ngaaarh,” Geralt actually yelled out loud as Emhyr slid it inexorably home, a soundless explosion rocking all the way up his spine that arched him like a bow. From there on he just held on in wild desperation as Emhyr spent the next ten minutes fucking sounds out of him that Geralt hadn’t known he had in him to make. Finally Emhyr let go and stroked his cock twice and said commandingly, “Come for me,” and Geralt cracked the headboard right off the bed and they smashed down to the floor in a noisy wreck. He came blindingly. He couldn’t even bring his thoughts close enough together to give a damn about the guards and servants who came running to peer in at them and make sure he hadn’t killed the emperor, which was so fucking far in the opposite direction they might as well have kept going to Zerrikania.

>>166678821

>“Emhyr, you son of a bitch,” he said faintly, some long incoherent time afterwards: they’d fixed the bed with him still in it, because like hell was he moving. “Come here and fuck me.”

>“Perhaps after you have—”

>“Cleaned up? Fuck you,” Geralt said. “If I can take that, you can take this. Now.”

>Emhyr paused, and then abruptly he got between Geralt’s legs and pushed into him, and yeah, there were traces lingering, judging by the agonized clench of Emhyr’s jaw, but give him credit, he didn’t let it slow him down even a little. Geralt shut his eyes and groaned softly in satisfaction when Emhyr came, a cool wash of relief, and he came again himself. “Damn,” Geralt said out loud, and fell solidly asleep.

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>>166678821
>>166678938

Do you think Adda fucks other men and makes Radovid watch?

>>166679318

Adda just ups and vanishes in the games after the first one.

Having a blood-crazed cannibal wife who was influencing Mad Rad the Lad could have explained a lot though.

Haven'ted played since release, do I go combat (focus on quick) and alchemy or signs? Also, I hear the last talent in alchemy with the critical strike % is busted, are there any others?

You know, a quest where someone asks to find a missing person that doesn't end with said missing person being dead would be nice for a change.

...for the witcher brave and bold,

paid with coin of gold,

he'll chop and slice you,

cut up and dice you,

eat you up whole, eat you whole...

Higher vampires' folk song, commonly known as "Lullaby of Woe", in: "A Shared World. An Anthology of Folk Rhyme and Song of All Races", Tretogor, 1401

Emperor's palace, City of Nilfgaard, Nilfgaardian Empire

Rosa van Attre is, despite her sometimes annoying arrogance and naivette, pretty good company. She's loyal and energetic and smart enough and pretty. (That last is completely irrelevant, but certainly doesn't hurt.) She is also one of the few people at the Nilfgaardian court who fence at least almost as well as the young empress, who can seriously challenge her, even disarm her from time to time. Like now.
The practice sword clatters to the ground, Ciri leaps back and stops, a few steps out of the other woman's range.

'I am the bruxa of Nilfgaard', proclaims Rosa grandiosely. 'Give up while you still can, Witcheress!'

At first Rosa's flair for the over-dramatic, her love for childish games of make-believe annoyed Ciri, but now she finds them endearing and plays along with pleasure.
'In your dreams, monster', the young empress grits out, and throws herself forward, diving under Rosa's wide sweeping slash into a roll, then coming up right behind her, the other woman's practice sword firmly in hand.
She touches it to Rosa's throat, small, firm breasts pressed into the other woman's back, warm breath tickling her ear.
'I got you' she whispers. 'Do you know what witchers do to vampires?'
She leans even closer when Rosa doesn't answer, runs her tongue over the shell of the other's ear.
'They eat them up. Bit by tiny bit.'

>>166681194
The guys brother from WO was still alive at least

The wine delighted, the bottle still faintly warm even so long away from a hearth, and the taste of it lingered long after each swallow, spices reminiscent of Skellige winters and days when staying curled up beneath thick furs with someone else was all to be done against the cold.

Geralt had favored this wine then, buying it by the bottle and storing it in pans of heated water on the lip of the hearthstone, the flames just barely touching it. It would be warm when they finally emerged from bed to huddle by the fire, and Geralt—shirtless, always shirtless—would offer the bottle to Triss with a quip about the frost collecting on her toes, her perpetually cold feet dug beneath his thighs, her knees at her chest.

“I wonder how he’s doing.” Triss swirled her cup, her boots kicked up onto the table she and Yen had pulled out onto the balcony after the laughter had finally died.

Geralt’s face as they pulled on their dresses with sweet smiles and painstaking care had left Triss in stitches as soon as they’d taken the wine and shut the door behind them. Even Yennefer couldn’t muffle her laughter behind her hand, and even though she hadn’t been reduced to tears as Triss had, the hallways echoed with their victory all the way back to their room. If she’d been a touch crueler, she might have let him listen to them celebrate all night long, but their room was too far, and once they’d settled in, the bottle between them, conversation had fettered out, their smiles slipping.

>>166682494
The city square opened before them, the couch from the room positioned to give them a view of the night’s activities, but Yennefer kept her eyes on her cup. “Mmm. Seething, I imagine.”

“Serves him right,” Triss said, taking another swallow. Each sip brought back more memories, the taste spoiling in the back of her throat, but there was little distraction to be found save her drink. “He’s lucky he’s got more worth as a Witcher than a toad.”

“Oh, Ciri would have loved that.” Yen finally glanced up from her wine, shadowed eyes for once devoid of ice. “I didn’t expect you to be such a vengeful soul—or fall to such stereotypes.”

“It wouldn’t have been for long,” Triss objected. “Just long enough.”

“Perhaps we’ll have the chance to revisit the idea once all of this is over. I dare say he’ll still deserve it.”

Oh, he would. Triss grimaced for half a second, a tightness creeping up into her chest, but she reached for the wine before it could seize her, seeping into the light haze of her thoughts and souring everything.

Pouring herself more—and realizing they were nearing the bottom at an alarming rate—Triss contemplated ordering more from the bar beneath them. The thought of having no more made their proximity a precarious thing, the long silences between them filled with memories and aches Triss would rather forget—at least now, on the eve of their triumph.

>>166682624
But Geralt had a tendency to taint things between them, whatever companionship the Lodge fostered severed by his interference. They’d known each other even before he’d arrived with his toned shoulders and incessant banter. Now they could hardly speak save of him, the damned man.

If only because words were better than thoughts, Triss said, “We’ll need a different approach next time. Doubt he’ll fall for this again.”

“No doubt.” Yen reached for the bottle in Triss’ hand, taking the last of their prize for herself while saying, “I wouldn’t be surprised if he meets us unsheathed next. He won’t jump for sweet promises from either of us now, I suspect.”

Triss snorted. “We had him by the nose the second you said together. I bet he’d have let us slather him in honey before we cuffed him—especially after that kiss. I don’t even think he noticed I wasn’t expecting it.”

She’d fumbled, her hands stilling at Yen’s elbow and on Geralt’s knee, but the lips on hers had been soft, just persistent enough to remind her to reply in kind. Afterwards Geralt had looked at them with such desire, but Triss had struggled to stay focused long enough to see his retribution through.

Yen shrugged, looking rather pleased with herself. “It seemed appropriate at the time.”

“Oh, it worked, that’s for sure. I’m not complaining—just didn’t think it would happen like that.”

>>166682767
Yen turned to look at her again, but this time, her lips quirked at the corners. She couldn’t remember the last time she was the cause of one of Yennefer’s smiles, at least not one which wasn’t cruel or inflammatory—at least, she hoped this one wasn’t born of their strife. “Our ruse? Or the kiss?”

Once upon a time, when the Lodge was just formed, the rumors of a witch who smelled of gooseberries and lilacs and cloaked herself in death and sable hadn’t disappointed, and more than once, Triss had caught herself staring. They said she’d been born of the raven, or either died by one, and the beauty it granted her was only second to the magic she commanded. There were few who could claim to not notice Yennefer.

It was a passing fancy, distracted thoughts pushed aside during meetings, and truly, Triss hadn’t had nearly enough to admit to that even if she was beginning to expect humor from Yen where before she’d only had cutting remarks or cool cordiality.

Skirting the question, she said, “Both. Everything. Seems like nothing seems to be going the way I imagined. The Wild Hunt isn’t even the worst of it—can’t believe I lost sleep over a man.”

“I’d like to think he’ll be the one losing sleep tonight.” Yennefer shrugged, setting aside her goblet, and twisted on the couch, one leg pulled up beneath her. “And if he sleeps soundly, I’ll be sure to attach my familiar to him to haunt all of his baths.”

The image of one of Yennefer’s nastier familiars slipping into Geralt’s bath almost cost her a mouthful of wine, an undignified snort bursting from her as soon as she managed to swallow down the rest of her drink. Yennefer was wicked, she realized, covering her laughter with her hand and setting aside her goblet before she could drop it.

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>>166682494
>>166682624
>>166682767

The memories from what this is referring to are still painful so pls DELET

>>166682910
“You’ll have to teach me that one,” Triss said, smiling in unabashed delight and turning towards her. “Maybe when after all this. If you aren’t still bowing to Emperor Emhyr.”

Yennefer’s face was rosy with wine, less space between them than when they’d begun. Slowly, the vague feeling of things beginning to fall into place filled Triss’ chest with a warmth that spread up her neck and across the bridge of her nose. They’d been close before—there was no reason they couldn’t reclaim those days.

“He serves his purpose. The Lodge is safe again, might I remind you,” Yen said, running her fingers through her hair.

There was no shortage of pride to her, but Triss knew it was deserved for dealing with Emhyr. Just the thought of the man turned her stomach, but Yennefer had still wrangled amnesty from his ghoulish hands all while playing the subordinate. Had it been Triss, she might have tried more direct methods, likely with little success.

“And we owe you for that. Don’t think I’ll let anyone forget.” Triss touched her hand, and it felt right. For so long she’d worried such a thing might ignite her flesh or turn her blood to ice, but now they were simply Yennefer and Triss, the wedge between them left chained to a bed to be found come morning. “I couldn’t have done it.”

Yennefer’s eyes flickered down between the hand light upon her own and the back up to Triss, her mouth quirking after a long moment of consideration. “Oh, don’t fret. You may yet find some new cause to martyr yourself for now that the Lodge isn’t being hunted like hares.”

>>166683023
“Yes, that.” Yen’s face was very close, warmer than before in the torch-light from the square below, and Triss watched her lips curve around each word. “You are quite adept at it.”

“You’re hardly better.” Her voice dropped, their proximity lending them the appearance of young girls, leaning close to whisper secrets to one another. “I heard you made a beacon of yourself for the Wild Hunt while looking for Ciri.”

Yennefer rolled her eyes, but did not pull away. “Yes, of course. I would propose a toast to our outstanding decisions, but alas, we’ve no more wine.”

Another bottle might have given them an excuse to reminisce, or either laugh until they were breathless, but Triss didn’t see the need. With their tongues loosened, conversation flowed easily now, familiarity returning with each passing remark.

More wine would only remind Triss of things she’d rather forget, and with Yennefer’s perfume clouding her senses, it was hard to remember Geralt or the aches he inspired. The taste on her tongue was Yen’s breath, lips parted, pulse quickening with every moment neither turned away, but they seemed locked in place, Yennefer’s hooded eyes merely watching, lilac gaze ghosting across Triss’ lips and down the delicate line of her throat.

She swallowed thickly, suddenly at a loss for words for all that she’d been enjoying how easily they made conversation after dwelling in weighted silences for so long.

Yen’s hand shifted beneath hers, and Triss was struck by the sudden fear that she would pull back, that this moment would come and go without even an attempt to grasp it. She needed to say something, needed to admit that this was more how she’d imagined them coming together in days long passed.

>>166683158
Instead, she closed that last crucial inch between them and pressed her lips to Yennefer’s.

There was no resistance. Yen didn’t flee, recoiling as though she’d been struck. She met the gentle pressure of Triss’ mouth with an encouraging part of her lips, opening herself to a cautious exchange. The rhythm they found was slow, testing the waters for the first time, but it made Triss dizzy in a way the wine hadn’t managed.

When they parted, Triss didn’t immediately open her eyes, exhaling what might have been a laugh. If Yennefer hadn’t cared to kiss her, she would have made that quite apparent, she told herself, a little giddy and a little sick.

Unable to help herself for all her nervous energy, she said, “That was certainly something.”

Yennefer’s wry chuckle was hot against her mouth, and Triss chanced a look, heart in her throat. Amusement played across Yen’s features, face touched with color, eyes hazy with something which made Triss’ stomach twist, and at once relief and affection filled her breast.

>>166683380
“Eloquent, aren’t you?”

“No,” Triss said, lips pulling up of their own accord.

“Of course not.” Yennefer’s hand turned palm up, fingers drawing lines against Triss’ palm for a lingering moment before withdrawing altogether. Leaning back into the cushions, she pushed a curling lock of hair behind her ear, decidedly pleased. “It’s good to have you back, Triss.”

Triss followed her lead, settling back into the couch so their shoulders brushed, and said, “You too, Yen.”

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>>166682494
>>166682624
>>166682767
>>166683023
>>166683158
>>166683380
>>166683585

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Hey /wtc/

A new Gwent day has started.

Reminder that NR players suck dwarf cock

Update fucking when?

Useful Youtube channels:
Nadrac's channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC5OEIcp9VAgrsBuWe_tUmLg
Gwent City channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCkSgeKYXEVJIKyG8cW27acQ
KingBlackToof's channel:
https://www.youtube.com/user/KingBlackToof

>>166683585
This was going well until the gay shit started.

>>166681194
that happened at least once

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>you will never play Gwent for your soul with Master Mirror

a-at least there is at least one moment in the game where you can lose a main plot character's life over a game of gwent i guess...

Wuts the best lighting mod?

>>166687821
None of them because basically what you will end up with the lighting looking good on screenshots in one specific situation and looking like a bugged out mess of a garbage fire everywhere else

>>166688005
I just want nights to not be so bright..

>>166688082
Geralt has superhuman eyes which make darkness appear less dark than it does to us normies :^)

They don't call him cat eyes for nothing

Also most lighting rapes I have encountered make nights brighter for some reason but I guess you can go search around, someone must have gotten around to that

>>166688220
I know that, but it still seems too bright, like the sun is out or something.

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Can I just play Witcher 3? Or do I need to play 1 and 2 to understand what's going on?

>>166688624

Witcher 3 fills you in on critical details and gives you a Codex for the rest.

It won't hold your hand to the extent of other games but it does make all the info you need available if you're willing to spend 20 seconds or so on a codex entry.

>>166688624
Do you think it's a good idea to jump into a game with a "3" in the title that's the conclusion to a series that has retained the same protagonist and large parts of the main cast throughout it's entries and is also based on a series of novels which happen to be referenced quite a lot actually?

Then go right ahead! :)

You could probably do it I guess, I think you would likely get less out of it in terms of characters and get none of the "meeting old friends again" feelings but as >>166688957 says they give you a journal thingie where you can read summaries of "who dis"

I started with 2 myself and then went back to 1, so who am I to judge

>>166688284
It's a northern land so the sun rises very early.

I've read that the quest Of Swords and Dumplings can get glitched pretty hard. Anyone here had a problem with it? I'm doing it right now, just escaped the ambush after chopping a few dwarves to bits

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yes i understand but listen here unseen elder i just REALLY want to know why regis is standing all weird

>>166690536
nah i think i did it twice and nothin happened

>>166688957
>>166689194
If I were to just start with 3 which DLC should I get? All of them?

>>166690757
There's a bunch of free shit that adds some minor stuff (patched into the goty edition afaik) and two paid DLCs which are both good, if you like the main game those two are most definitely worth picking up as well.

>>166690581
That got me to...

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he's fast!

Better to play Witcher 3 with a mouse and keyboard or a controller?

>>166691612
Either to be honest

I did it with KB&M but it's really down to personal preference I think

>>166691612

It's built to be played with a controller.

>>166691802
Thanks.

Well, the download is halfway done. About 40 minutes left to go till it is done.

>>166691612
When I first tried it with kbm it felt a bit weird but you get used to it and it's not so bad. Navigating certain places can still be a bit awkward but combat is fine.

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this would get so crusty if you owned it

>tfw reading up on who can end up ruling Novigrad
Not sure what to do bros

Can I finish Now or Never and still end up with Yennefer? Don't want to bang Triss but I do want to help witches not be holocausted

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>>166697173
Yeah, just let Triss go in the end.

>>166696915
Most likely :3

>>166697173
Yep, that quest does in no way force you to romance Triss.

You even get to dump her at the end.

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I finished Witcher 3 lads
Everything is done, there is nothing left.

It is time that I focus on my studies.

Though maybe one day I will sneak around again to post about Gwent and Cyberpunk. I hope that day is not too far off, but who can say.
Until then
Goodbye

>>166699168
goodbye my friend, hope to see you again sometime

>>166699168
if you need a gwent key, i have an extra one.

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>>166699518
Me too anon, me too

>>166700520
That's incredibly kind of you anon, thank you. But I myself have no need for the key, I'm sure there are plenty of /wtc/ posters that will gladly take it

>>166702017
the fuck are being so nice for?

>>166702886
I'm sad

>>166702941
post witcher 3 sadness or real life sadness?

>>166703387
They play into each other I think

I would be sad just for Witcher ending, but with it ending I also have to deal with life again

>>166703768
i understand. losing a distraction as good as witcher 3 sucks. fuck having to deal with real life shit.

i lost $330 today, feelsbadman

>>166704071
I'm sorry for your loss

Better to have had and lost than to never have had at all eh

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>>166704581
Well spoken anon. I hope life picks up for you.

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>>166704942
I hope life treats you kindly as well anon

Or if that's not to be I hope that Cyberpunk is at least not too far off so that we may escape again

>>166700520

I'd love one. Applied last year thinking having all three games on my GOG account would be a good start, but apparently not.

>>166705351
I'm in bed already. If you come by tomorrow I can give it to you.

>>166705502

>[lurking intensifies]

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>>166705502
BUT YOU SAID TOMORROW LAST WEEK

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P E A C H Y

>>166707216
i wish people would post more pictures of her with the mask when you visit the art thing together

it's very cute with her hair and all

>>166680710
Hunter instinct still bug I think. killing spree skill really good. cri like a madman.

my build. alchemy+melee. water hag+troll+ekimera decoction. wolve armor for stamina regen skill, whirl or quen every 4 seconds.

my opinion, pure sign isn't good after they nerf fire stream. burn still tho but it take a long time to kill burn inmune enemy. pure melee is good but lack crowd control. the game not that hard so I think you can play any build.

>>166707924
>my opinion, pure sign isn't good after they nerf fire stream. burn still tho but it take a long time to kill burn inmune enemy. pure melee is good but lack crowd control. the game not that hard so I think you can play any build.

i agree with this

>>166691612
controller for relaxe on a couch. k+m for more shortcut.

>>166708519
oops wrong post.

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I N C O G N I T O

>>166710569
Useless. Anybody can recognize that forced accent and that raspy voice.

>>166711873

bullying the duchess is crime punishable by death

>>166626781
Why is Witcher 3 such a chore to replay? The beginning was fine with the Crone quests. Novigrad was meh but I still got past it just because it has Triss.

Now I am currently in Skellige and I feel so bored. That Undvik Giant quest is making me literally fall asleep. I just want to reach the dlcs..ffs.

When should i start dlcs do you think?

>>166715164
Play some Gwent instead. Gaming just for the sake of the habit isn't fun. Do something else and then return to it in a few weeks if not months

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>>166714469
>For the crime of not kissing the marble hand of the duchess that is compulsory for every citizen of Toussaint to have in their homes this morning, the punishment is 40 spanks on the buttocks
>administered by the duchess herself

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>>166716327
Blood and Wine after the main story, never before.

Hearts of Stone, any time you think that Geralt would have a gap in time, such as for preparations for something big, I can't say exactly when because it would spoil things for you, just use your head, you'll know a good time when you see it, but always before the main story ends.

>>166717986

don't sexualise the duchess

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>>166718279
But she's too sexual

>>166718403

It isn't intentional

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>>166718649
Frigg off, Damien

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>>166718279
too cute for that

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>leeterr is on a witcher kick

i hope he leaves the duchess alone.

>>166720839
Does she even have a usable model?

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Slow day today

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>>166724138

you can bodyhack.

>>166724170

posted that in the wrong thread, but it's also viable for anarietta posting

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how the hell he pulled second caretaker?

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We asscreed now

>>166725662
Git gud.

>>166725909
nigga shut the fuck up. it's impossible

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>>166725668
Not like there's anything to do up here, but running and jumping on the rooftops is cool

>>166725996
>he doesn't know

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The fucking leg

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> 1. [Kiss Phillipa]

>>166726563
> 2. [Glass her]

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>>166726738
why would you glass Phillipa?

Are you a gaylord or something?

I want to run those weather and shader mods
Will the 4Gb of VRAM be enough?

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>>166726801
>not taking Djikstra for yourself and letting Phillipa dying in the sewers

Good job on being the biggest faggot I've ever seen.

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>>166726957
Phillipa did nothing wrong fella

>>166727317
Yer mums a fella.

>>166726439
don't play with me

>>166727834
Seriously, mate. Just git gud.

>>166725662
maybe johnny?

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>>166728072
>mfw nobody helps me

>>166729041
>help someone git gud
>second i leave/stop influencing them they stop gudding
You have to walk this path on your own, son. But do not fear, for many have embarked on this selfsame journey enough to make the path you trod and we are waiting.

>>166729041
You got a response to the first post explaining how.

>>166728803
wait, johnny can duplicate GOLD cards?
>>166729326
i didn't see it until now

>>166729471
Johhny gives you a copy of equal type you select.
Gold for gold etc.

God fucking damn it I hate those fucking loading screen narrations, how did CDPR think everyone would love hearing that retarded bard's annoying voice every single time you load a save?

>>166729471

I have a Johnny card in my Skelluge troll deck with Dudu and The lake of swapping atk.

If you have a shitty gold card he can give you another gold card.
Fun card desu because you can dispose of a dead end gold or silver card and pull something amazing

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hnnnnnnnnnnnnng

>>166730709
do you save scum gwent matches or something?

>>166727317
She mind controlled my waifu Saskia. She deserves what she gets

>>166727993
the left one is top tier. the right - wtf were they thinking tier.

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hnnnnnnnnnng (part 2)

>>166705351
are you still here? i have a woken.

>>166679318
>>166679318
>Having a blood-crazed cannibal wife who was influencing Mad Rad the Lad could have explained a lot though.

Radovid looks like a beta who got eternally cucked by his sexually deviant wife, except that at one point he snapped and went full retard on everyone around him including his wife, his wife's bulls and mages. I won't be surprized if Adda is in one of his sex torture dungeons. Well, at least now he's man enough for her

>>166732464
I don't have a woken. Can you please share?

>>166732003
they were thinking that ciri has cute knees and they wanted a way to show them off. i am thankful for this

>>166732575
shut up, i just woke. grammar is the last thing on my mind. are the guy or not?

>>166732886
I'm not that guy.

Would Yennefer fuck a black guy?

>>166730814
i wanna make a cancer deck with constant damage and destroyer cards. what's the best faction for it? scoia'tael or radovid northern?

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I've always wanted to do the following but ultimately have been too fucking lazy. Also I haven't played W1 and W2. Perhaps someone with the same interest and more motivation could do so:

can someone make a "Fap Roulette" image with female witcher characters, both beautiful and ugly? You see the same sort of thing in other threads on other parts of 4chan with game of thrones characters or porn stars for example

>>166732464

Awake now, yes.

>>166733064
scoia is more annoying because of fireball traps and ambush cards.

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>>166733253
how do i know it's really you and not some jagoff pretending to be you.

>>166733050
a sorceress would fuck a horse if that got her ahead

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>>166733371

This is the best I can do.

>>166733524
looks legit enough for me.

https://www.playgwent.com/en/redeem/SKJ574400BF08971D9?v.aid=2I01139CEJ-00JC-318E&LABEL=2017-01-12

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>>166733050
Yennefer IS a black guy

>>166733875

>anon delivers

Holy fuck. Thanks, man. DLing now.

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>>166734096
np

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>page trissfu

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>>166732053
>>166731684

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Join us live February 1st, at 12PM PST (9pm CET) on the CD PROJEKT RED Twitch channel to check out some of the changes that will be implemented with the Nilfgaard Update.

Triss would look so much better if she had a decent hairstyle

>>166739527
I would love to see her with her hair down, but on the other hand, I find her buns absolutely adorable and her hair looks so thick.

>>166737880
so i'm guessing the patch will be out next week sometime?

neat.

>>166739527
Her hairstyle would be ok if she was 16, but I guess it's appropriate in a way since she's in a state of mental arrested development

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>>166739860
>thick
Did someone say thicc?

>>166740673
Nah, her hairstyle is practical and cute and as far as her personality is concerned, Triss proves to be a resilient person, capable of securing safety and well being of the mages she fights for and all that while negotiating from a weaker position against powerful people. Not to mention the amazing growth she shows throughout the series.

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>>166741464
Well, her hair does look quite thick and lush and makes imagining how it would look if she let her down quite exhilarating.

As far as her body is concerned, we all know she has a perfect 22 inch waist, but even if she was a fat cow, I would still love her, because for me, it's all about her charm and gentle heart.

Who rules Novigrad at the time of Geralt's arrival? I know there's the big four of underworld crime, but I mean officially. The witch hunters? The Eternal Fire dudes? Is there something like a mayor?

>>166741837
Radovid, I guess.

>>166743241
Novigrad is a free city located on Redania's territory and is officially ruled by hierarch Hemmelfart.

>>166743241
Cyrus Engelkind Hemmelfart is the hierarch of Novigrad, a grizzled old man, noted racist and religious leader of the North. He was one of the negotiators of the peace treaty that concluded the second Nilfgaardian War.
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The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt Edit
As a leader of The Church of the Eternal Fire, he is mentioned several times by secondary characters and Geralt can see him as one of spectators in the Whoreson’s Arena but he does not offer a conversation.

Another opportunity to see him is during the meeting of witchers at Kaer Morhen keep, Geralt, Lambert and Eskel can get drunk and than they mistakenly contact the hierarch via Yennefer’s megascope.

There is also a possibility to acquire a painting of him and give it to Dandelion or display it in Corvo Bianco.

Associated quests Edit
Get Junior
No Place Like Home
Trivia Edit
His middle name Engelkind, means Angelchild in Dutch and German. Fitting for his position.
His last name, Hemmelfart, is an allusion to the German word Himmelfahrt and the Dutch word Hemelvaart, meaning Ascension in the Christian sense.
When he is contacted via megascope (described above), it is implied that he is using the toilet at the time. Why he would be in possession of a megascope is never addressed.
His portrait bears a striking resemblance to John Paul II, a pope and saint of Roman Catholic Church.

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>>166744329

>>166743241

For all intents and purposes, the Big 4 and the Eternal Fire.

Are there any essential mods I should get for my first play-through of the Witcher 3?

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Did she roast his balls?

>>166747034
keira is best girl

i wish these fucking sfm people would make more with her

>>166747034
>harelip
delet. Keira must be a cute CUTE!