/utg/ - Undertale General

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Goat dad

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[angry bleating]

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I claim this thread in the name of Mettaton!

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I love this fish.

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I'm gonna protect this goat!

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Love this goat! Gonna do leg day for this goat!

>>166590515
Can i help you?

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I like these guys

>>166590618
Sure why not

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>>166590819
Aww, thanks!

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>>166590482

Thats the stuff.

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The spider a cute! CUTE!!!

>>166591009
No!

>>166591009
She's not cute, my sweet anon.

She's adorable, protect her.

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>>166590783
me too

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>>166590783
Same here! They're so cool!

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nice

>>166591009
But can the spider give better internet service?

>>166591009
That spider is dangerous and I don't necessarily mind.

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>>166590482
>>166587086
not that one anon, but here's a mettaton with less dignity!

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>>166590482
Oooohhhh yes~

>>166587347
Just as promised - here's a hotbot in one of his... less dignified pictures.

Also - post tunes to start this thread off.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=litQNblifPg

>>166591159
I bet there already exists houses in 'murrica where you're forced to use specific ISP.

>>166591194
Why is Mettaton raping Mettaton at gunpoint?

>I unfortunately cannot accept text-only descriptions for how the character looks like, and please be aware that I’ll give the So Sorry treatment to any So Sorry-fetish-tier character.
cold

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>>166590198

I just don't like eating during the night. It makes me feel swollen. I certainly wouldn't mind having Mettatons figure but I think I'm lean enough as I am at 76KG and 181cm.

I'm gonna do some stretches for the robot!

>>166591194
>Melting heart

fucking every time... Why can't they just draw them fucking or something instead of that...

>>166591604
Hmm?

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>>166590783
same desu

>>166591194
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PN5YntoTFKw

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>>166591279
Fuck if i know.

>>166591630
That's fair enough.
I'm just not making any food now because i don't want to wake up my roommate.
Though i could use it since i weigh 55kg

>>166591746
I just don't know how lewd i can get before getting woshed.
I hope i'm not going too far with this...

>>166591194
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiKj0Z_Xnjc

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>>166591194
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0DJb6_ldS1g

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>>166591186
>>166591630
Box Mettaton is objectively better, but even I must admit he doesn't have legs like these.

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>>166592037
I hear the call for lewd bots

>>166591074
Your lies can only get you so far! One day you'll understand!
>>166591119
Exactly. That's what I intend to do.
>>166591159
Cuteness connects us all already. If you had some kind of adapter modulator that could bypass the firecutewall, you could uplink to the spider's nearly infinite cuteness supply mainframe and from there activate a CU73 protocol to tether an information packet onto a cuteness cell and with such send information from one machine to another. So theoretically it's possible.
>>166591176
She's only dangerous to people who dislike spiders. Other than that, she's pretty nice! You don't dislike spiders, don't you?

>>166592394
>She's only dangerous to people who dislike spiders
What if you're afraid of spiders?

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Royal Guard.

>>166592104
ho man
what a cool yet utterly depressing music video

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>>166592182
I beg to differ.

>>166592589
I want to date him!

>>166592394
>>166591176
*do you.
I'm dumb.
>>166592545
Then you'll just have to face your fears if you're ever to hug the spider. As long as you're not mean to her, you'll be fine.

>>166592394
I don't dislike spiders.
But I want the spider to eat me and that can't be safe.

>>166592742
Too bad his friend is secretly wanting to date him, too!

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>>166592348
that is hot

>>166592831
I'll kill him! Then I'll have a lizard boyfriend all to myself

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>>166591194
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPkTGm4RtVM

>>166592037
Nah those are all fine. As long as it doesn't involve like any actual genitals I think you're good.

>55 KG

Papyrus get off the computer! Seriously though, are you ok? That sounds kind of worrysome

>>166592147
As comedic as that show is, I absolutely love that song.

>>166592545
She'd probably tease you but not much else.

So /utg/

Is it okay to like Asgore?
Is it okay to like Asriel?
Is it okay to like Flowey?
Is it okay to like Chara?

Is it okay to want to date any of the above?

>>166591009
Telling the baby spider it's time to have a fun movie night!
Putting the family-friendly movie the baby spider would surely love in the player!
Making popcorn, plenty for everyone!
The baby spider being so excited!
Telling the baby spider that it's bedtime and locking her in her room before starting the movie!

>>166593256
Yes to all

>>166593256
yea

>>166593256
Yes to all of them
Each to their own, you know?

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Mmmmffff~
It's getting hot in here...

>>166593039
Bullshit.
Mettaton doesn't have to masturbate - he has fans that take care of that.

>>166593215
Ah, don't worry - i'm fine. For some reason i never went above 60 kg in my entire life.
And i'm only 168cm so it kinda fits.

>>166592649
Lewd!

>>166593256
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes (but don't be a self righteous dick about it a la Tumblr and /r/undertale)

As for dating, It's okay to want to date Asgore. But the other three are kids and it's only okay if you, yourself, are a kid. And if you're a kid you shouldn't be here.

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>>166593256
No you idiot.

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>Toriel comes home from the grocery store earlier that day
>She opens the door to Frisk's bedroom to check up on him
>Gets caught masturbating

What does Goatmom do?

>>166593636
If Frisk hasn't noticed she closes the door silently and leaves wondering what the fuck is wrong with today's kids
If Frisk notices she apologizes a lot and leaves in a rush

>>166593636
has a long and extremely awkward conversation about growing up

>>166593636
1)She bitchslaps Frisk.
2)She nevermind.
3)She starts to teach female sexuality to Frisk (If they're depicted as a female)
4) She calls Asgore so he can teach Frisk about male sexuality (If Frisk is depicted as a male)

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>>166593636
She helps.

But nah really she just pretends she didn't notice. Assuming she understands.

>>166593280
Getting the spider out of her room!
Just this once letting the spider stay up late, but only until the movie is over!
Making the bully share their popcorn!
The spider being sleepy by the time the movie is over!
Carrying the spider to her room and making sure she brushes her teeth!

>>166592182
There's something about this animation that always irks me. I think it's how smug Frisk is constantly.

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>>166593256
Sure for the first 4 questions. For the last, it's rather dubious if you want to date and actually pursue a romantic relationship with one of the kids, but if it's just a fun "date" like with Papyrus it should be fine enough.

>>166593421
Well, you have a point

>>166593914
You know anon, I normally try my best to avoid having lewd thoughts involving goatmom.
But then I see pics like that and I can't help it. What do I want to say with this?
I need more of that good stuff

>>166594031
Oh my! What's anon doing to Mettaton's butt?!

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>>166594031
>that pic.
I, ummm...
I don't think i will be able to top that.

>>166594228
the standards of people here always amazes me

>>166594312
If that surprises you, you've seen nothing

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>Frisk
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C23HU-OVEAETpB0.jpg:orig
>Chara
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C3BZHSjUUAA4SL0.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C2iSn04UkAA12gt.png:orig
>Asgore
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C3CbwSaUAAAzhT7.jpg:orig
>Toriel
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C3AK7gxWQAArGtx.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C3BqcgUVIAA5kqE.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C3CKhnLUEAAwlX6.jpg:orig
>Asriel
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C2_99bGWQAA-eP9.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C3BehsmUsAA9CKH.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C3BB_iqUUAI_Dvs.jpg:orig
>Flowey
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C3B6I0fVIAEJ7sT.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C3CT0-tUkAAP1U0.jpg:orig
>Sans
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C3BWPv1WQAAiey5.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C0KbqjPVQAA33pK.jpg:orig
>Papyrus
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C3CWVtfVQAICx9u.png:orig
>Mettaton
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C3BbA76UkAESN4A.png:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C0Kbq4mUcAIyILz.jpg:orig
>dog marraige
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C3BYZaVVQAAuCP7.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C3Bw5XoVIAEkv5L.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C3BcAYxUAAA4eIr.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C3B0563UUAA2BNW.jpg:orig
>Royal Guayrds
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C3At6GeVEAAhlly.jpg:orig
>Frisk x Chara
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C2bONu_UcAEFEIW.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C2N_Vu5VQAAej_H.jpg:orig
>Chara x Asriel
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C3B6EGQUkAA--uN.jpg:orig
>fishbones
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C2s2LEaVIAATV-e.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C2s5pODUoAAL3e1.jpg:orig
>Mettaton + Napstablook
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C2_YP1_WgAAtSBF.jpg:orig
>birdtale
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C2_tO45WgAYK2Tm.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C2_tQtYXcAE5jjX.jpg:orig
>Dragontale
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C2_geDQXcAAFMao.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C2_geqXXAAQWKzj.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C2_tmBVXEAEYKWS.jpg:orig

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>>166594228
I'm trying to write here that it can be okay to like her that way because she's a woman and my brain just doesn't want to turn that into text right now.
I need sleep so no more booby from me at least.

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>>166593421
Well as long as you're not dying I guess it's alright.

>>166593914
Maybe its just because i'm gay as fuck but I always find jumbo boobs like that fucking gross. Same thing with jumbo dicks

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Goat

Children

>>166593914
did angstrom draw this?

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>>166594470
Thanks again for the fresh tori twitter anon! You're the best!

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>>166593215
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3eGnctUUNJg
G Gundam's OST is really awesome. Do you have a favourite song?

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>>166594581
Well - not dying, but i got a nosebleed from that.

>>166594681
No, it was Doogle

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>we live in a world without lizardmen to date and marry
Worst timeline

>>166594510
If you're tired go to bed friend. If you do go to sleep goodnight and sweet dreams!
You Torielfags are so chill damn... I feel like hugging all of you

>>166594763
Oh fuck, wait.
I meant that >>166594031

>>166594581
No, i'm not dying from that.
Sorry for that - it's pretty late and i'm getting a bit distracted by lewd robots.

>>166594848
lizards are gross man

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I've finally discovered the secret to drawing well. Just draw so small that nobody can see it.

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>>166594948
Get out.

>>166595153
oh and annoying thanks for reminding me

>>166594848
>we live in a world without lizardmen
ONLY AS FAR AS WE KNOW!

https://youtube.com/watch?v=HQoRXhS7vlU

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>>166594948
That's not true! Reptiles are adorable!

>>166595149
that's cute

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>>166590783
they're pretty great

>>166595272
kill

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...

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>>166591194
https://youtu.be/gJv-iFkzV4M

>>166595624
>Boobs
>hourglass figure

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>>166595808
Mm-mmmf!

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>>166594721
Oh, exceed fate is my favorite by far. There's just something about that exciting violin start.

>>166595149
Jokes on you! I can see them perfectly and they're really cute.

>>166596082
Mettaton's bra doesn't fit...

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>>166596337
>>166595274
May as well post more small things then.

>>166594928
That's perfectly understandable. I'm going to go sleep myself.

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>>166591194
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LREX16JPqb0
>>166595776
evening cry

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>>166596643
smol goats? smol goats

>>166596687
good morning

>>166596643
Holy shit! Asgore has a really nice rack. Bigger tits than his wife.

That's a really cute Toriel.

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>>166596414
>>166595808
*takes off a ball gag*
It's just his chest piece.
And he always had a hourglass figure.

>>166596337
Oh my~
Who's that? Do you have any source for that photo?

>>166596659
Sleep tight, anon!
Dream of your fav.

I think i'm going to post few more and hit the bed too.
I can't even think straight.

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I'm really going now. Don't give this goat any souls while I'm gone, okay?
kthanxbai

>>166595490
What animals do you prefer, then?

>>166596768
Oh god, I can't unsee it now. It was supposed to be the little winged part of the delta rune.

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>>166591630
>I'm gonna do some stretches for the robot!

Me too, I need to stick with it. I wish I didn't have a thing tonight because I'd love to just stretch/meditate a bit and call it a night already, but I have hours still to go.

>>166597581
I guess that's the problem with drawing small.

It opens your artwork to interpretation.

>>166597317
dogs, real ones

>>166597715
>falseflagging this hard
Why?

>>166597915
How do you feel about bone puppies?

>>166597581
Asgore's boobs
It's beautiful

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Watchu listening to utg?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xIe1tPtyAk

Gettin that preworkout playlist in order

>>166598198
they should be buried in the backyard

>>166598332
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d69SGNQFKkk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ab9176Srb5Y

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGx6K90TmCI

Try listening to any of those when exercising

>>166598332
eve - どうしようもないくらいに君が好き

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>>166598743
will do! Thanks for the list!

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>>166598332
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lN6z4hNMUuE

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Well - I'm going to bed.
Have a nice thread, everyone!
And keep on roboposting.

>>166598332
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_YPmgamRto
God - this makes me want to open up the doom builder right now...

>>166599232
Goodnight, anon! Sleep well.

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>>166598332
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rCI5CyfefU

>>166599232
Goodnight botfriend! Sweet dreams!

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>>166598332
>battlefield
based
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqeum9pGm8o

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>>166598332
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1i8t3VHgLk

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>>166598332
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lACE5dNywBk

>>166598332
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLFgbR7A-2g

I did more of the comic about /utg/ today.

>>166600242
Great!

>>166600242
keep it up, daddy

>>166600242
Thanks daddy! I wish you good luck!

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Handsome dad

>>166601119
Every dad is a handsome dad, but that certainly is one!

>>166601119
Please don't post pictures of my boyfriend on the internet

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>>166601219

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Goodnight folks.

>>166600270
Thanks anon!
>>166600331
Alright, and thanks anon!
>>166600350
You're welcome, and thanks anon!

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utg my loot just arrived!!!! sorry for potato pic

>>166601304
delete this

>>166602274
Why, my dear anon?

>>166602169
Good

>>166602169
really cute, where'd you pick that up? is it a keychain or something?

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>>166602169
>that dummy
That's fucking adorable.

>>166602308
because >>166601219

>>166602356
i had a batch made, ill be artist alleying for the first time (hopefully) in september!
but i also got my base for my mettaton itabag which im totally excited to put together!

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>>166602415
Nope

>>166602169
london?

>>166602436
Wait you made it?
if so good job, it looks great
I'm not sure what artist alleying means exactly
Take pics when you put the bag together, I love seeing stuff like this.

>>166602169
LONDON

>>166602526
tfw shitanon is cucking a regular anon

>>166602637
>>166603073
Kentucky!

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>>166602776
i definitely will! im not sure if i want to wait to make the foam back (for the safety pins) or not... i probably should but im an impatient bitch

and heres the rest of them getting their coats peeled; i did a liger zero as well

>>166603083
Nah, Asgore is for everyone.

>>166603095
this aint a game son

>>166603316
sith inat mega osn

>>166603408
HOW DO YOU KNOW ITS ME EVERY TIME

>>166603483
Magic!

>>166603823
if you like me you can just say it man

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>>166598585

>>166603163
these are really cool anon, i love seeing merch especially fan made stuff and your art is really good. thanks for taking these pics.

fun fact: soriel is toby fox trying to make people hate his game one place on the internet at a time.

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>>166603163
these are really cute, thanks for sharing picopepin!

>>166604374
Fun fact: Toby Fox is loaded and probably has better things to do than hang out with us degenerates, even if it's solely to mock us.

That said, in the event you were right, I wonder what his plan for taking down the tumblr and reddit UT fandoms would have been.

>>166604851
he just hates being in the spotlight. he wants people to forget undertale as soon as possible prevent the hype that would otherwise ensue when he reveals he's been working on a sequel for the past year

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>>166598332
My brain is playing back
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRFCtDtLEuU
gotta listen to it now

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>>166604753
no problem! ^^

>>166603925
I like you as a friend.

>>166605759
wew, hurts just a little

>>166606398
I'm sorry anon.

>>166606547
i'll live

It's dead in here.

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(in the tune of the Sins of the Father)
I'M ALIIIIIIIIIIVE

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I want to hug Asgore's belly.

>>166607462
I think Wednesdays and Thursdays are when we are at peak dead.

>>166607462
I'm doing stuff

>>166607462
I'm currently breeding some Eevee's for a friend.

>>166607462
I'm watchin' ball bruh. Ball is life

>>166607863
I want to be inside Asgore's belly

>>166607462
im losing hope

>>166608439
same here

>>166608142
Makes sense.
>>166608234
What stuff?
>>166608365
I see, are you breeding for perfet Eevee's? Shiny?
>>166608394
Oh....yeah.... how about that....."sports-ball"...
>>166608439
Don't give up ANON!

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Do you think Mettaton would be pissed?

>>166608142
Every day is peak dead now
AND I HATE IT

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>>166608672
Nah, I think he'd just join in

>>166608672
He would piss his pants in the woods while on a date with Papyrus and Papyrus asks to join him

>>166608628
Perfect Eevee, although I wont say no to a shiny one. He's organizing a pokemon tournament for some fundraiser thing, and since I like autistically walking around in circles while listening to podcasts and hanging out on /utg/ I figured i'd breed him a few pokemon.

>>166608809
Well, that is awfully nice of you to devote your time to a friend like that, especially such a monotonous one like that, I wish you luck in your endeavors

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SOJERRYDE, GOD KING OF /UTG/, AND ALL OF UNDERTALE.

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>>166608628
Basketball. Following two games at the same time right now, Hawks-Bulls and Knicks-Mavericks. The two teams I'm rooting for are not doing too well though, it's frustrating.
I wish my fav was here to go through this with her, sports are more intense if you watch them with someone

I have a question for you anon. If your fav came to the real world and discovered all the stuff you can watch or do to be entertained, what would he/she be into? Sports? Series? Anime? Vidya? Gardening? Something else?

>>166609301
They would probably be into sports, anime, competitive video gaming, and other such activities. THey might try to get a job in law enforcement.

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Sore for this goat!

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>>166608628
I was watching Westworld, now I'm doing dumb video game stuff

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asriel is ______________________cute!

>>166609638
Are you playing don't starve? Why is everything on fire?

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>>166609652
I concur

>>166609534
Uhm... Is your fav the same as mine?

>>166609571
You probably did a great job anon, she would be really proud. One day you'll princess carry her, I'm sure

>>166609708
Some men (and some flowers) just want to watch the world burn

>>166609652
Agree

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>>166609872
call it just fanwank but the interaction between these two has something to it I like

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>>166610254

>>166609708
It's Don't Starve Together, yeah.

>Why is everything on fire?
The world ends with a single, clumsy missclick.

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>>166609897
>one day you'll princess carry her

Want to so badly

>>166603163
>i did a liger zero as well

damn nice.

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I'm so glad I went back to check what I missed last thread, this is awesome

>>166610970
oh, thanks for bringing it here, didnt see it after falling asleep. thanks if you see this cry!

>>166609897
Possibly, my favorite is the fish!

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>>166610970
I'm glad cry is back

>>166609897
>>166610435
Ha

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>>166611612
You have the finest of tastes, sir
How come she ain't real man? ;_;

>>166611923
Why thank you, and might I say, your taste is exceptional as well!
Because our universe is the boring one where nothing too grand happens, we just have to find a way to travel to other universes or timelines where Undertale is an actual thing.

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>>166611308
np

>>166611651
me too

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>No amounts of fanfics or AUs will make me feel any better for Asriel

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>>166612617
It hurts. I just want all of the goats to be happy

>>166612236
Scientists better put some work into it, I'm sure some of them have waifus and husbandos and want to make them real too.
Alternatively, we could make androids that look like her...
If Aplhys made Mettaton, how come she never tried to make a robot version of other people to get lewd with them? She could have robot orgies!

>>166612617
what would make you feel better for asriel

besides canon gotesave cuz that ain't happening

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>>166612927
Euthanasia

>>166612617
I hate Asriel so that's good.
You died a long time ago, wraith. Accept that fact.

>>166612879
Oh, most definitely, scientists have wants and needs as well! Let the Waifus/Husbandos be made real!
That could work as well, we are a decade or so off from robotic waifus... It's only a matter of time.
I'm sure she thought about it, but you have to remember that she was still working out the kinks in Mettaton's designs, but I am sure if she were given enough time, she would have thought of it.

>>166613070
This brings another question
Is the Asriel we see in the game even technically him or just some of Toriel's and Asgore's memories / souls giving him form temporarily?

>>166612879
Alphys has a big lab. A big, BIG lab that she keeps locked.
And surely she created prototypes before attempting to put Mettaton's soul in a bot. Prototypes that could be repurposed for...special interests.

>>166613253
the game itself seems confused on that fact, flowey himself is asriel's memories minus compassion so whether or not you consider him the original asriel or just a broken simulacrum is up to you

>>166613253
it's not. it's just flowey using his powers to transform into a goat just like he transformed into a fuckhuge machinated plant beast demon at the end of neutral. that's his memories true form and what he remembers so it's why he changed into it.

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has science gone too far

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>tfw some of these are probably your kids

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>>166613571
not far enough

>>166613165
>A decade
Yes. We gotta stay healthy so we can live a long life with robo-Undyne!
I think Alphys at least tried to make robolovers, maybe simple ones with functions like "warm cuddle" or "yurisex".
I'd do it if I were her. She couldn't have possibly spent her entire life watching anime and doing nothing, right?

>>166613325
I wonder what kind of shit she would've built. Undyne with megaboobs? Or futadong? Super warm and huggable robot Asgore?
What would've you built if you could build any Undertale character with any characteristics, anon? Tell me about your kinks

>>166613571
Nope. Science still has a long ass way to go fampai

>>166613624
Meant for
>>166613571

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>>166613571
Not far enough.
>>166613624
What?

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>>166613775
>mettamuffet
I have a MIGHTY NEED

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I really like this goat and the friskgoat too

>>166613742
Indeed! I'm already eating the proper foods and exercising! Gonna run for Undyne!

I guess that makes sense, I mean, with enough time she could have dabbled to make robot sexbots. I'd probably do it as well

Goodnight /utg/, I love you!

>>166613571
dibs on the cute one

>>166613983
Goodnight Anon!

>>166613983
Goodnight lad!

>>166612617
>>166612737
what makes me feel slightly better about his fate is that without his conscience he will not live the rest of his life crushed by the gravity of his actions as a flower, reliving every evil thing he's done to his loved ones in nightmares every night.
not that i'd mind devoting my life to comforting him and keeping his PTSD at bay

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>>166613983
Sleep tight.

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Leaked image of Grillby in his younger years.

>>166614230
Or is it Blaze Fireheart in his later years?

>>166613952
You are an honorable lad. Wish you the best in your workouts and in life

We would all make those robots.
It'd be a nice way to stop sleeping alone

>>166613983
Goodnight anon! Sweet dreams! <3

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>>166613934
What a coincidence, so do I.

>>166614545
Thank you very much, I wish you the best too.

Yes

>>166614029
But anon, they're all cute.

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>>166613983
Goodnight anon! sleep well!

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goats

>>166615075
oh, guess i have to take all of them then

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>>166615173
!goats?

>>166615239
you said one

ONE

>>166615319
From the thumbnail I thought it was a vore / pregnancy X-ray picture

>>166615509
you have no proof of this

wow, this place is pretty dead, lets try to talk about something!

Like how amazing being inside of your favorite's stomach must feel or something.

>>166615913
id rather be dead than talk about that
fuck off stop forcing your retarded fetish here go back to trash where you belong

>>166615841
listen you need to share with the rest of the anons

>>166615841
>dibs on the cute one
>cute one
>one
checkmate.
>>166615913
How about I read an anatomy book to you?

>>166616016
fine, you can take one
>>166616038
i never said those things

>>166616131
Yes you did.

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>>166616131
It's not about ME getting one, it's about equality!

seize the memes of production!

>>166616232
uhh im outta here!

>>166616328
Get back ere!

>>166613742
You can tell she's got a spanking machine hidden away somewhere. Those oversized hands on Box Mettaton give her away.

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Post women in cute dresses, preferably Undertale related.

>>166616324
I want to like this ship
Show me the way.

>>166617442
>women in dresses
>not women in suits
sad!

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>>166617442

http://pastebin.com/sYuF7ywx
Welp, I'm going to hell - I'll be sure to tell satan to keep the seats warm for the rest of you.

>>166617743
im going to heaven cuz im a good christian boy

>>166617743
>not shota asriel vore

discarded

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>>166617442
k

>>166617494
-fun color pallette
-cute high school girls
-adorably awkward lesbian romance
-one is really shy, the other one fights anybody who looks at her girl the wrong way

>>166617743
>male frisk
you are based and a true friend

>>166617743
I'm not going to hell, mate.

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>>166617442
Alright!

>>166617743
I want a VIP pass to hell

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>>166617494
But, I mean, how can you NOT like this ship?

>>166618626
the purple one is ugly

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>>166618745
dont talk shit on my waifu

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>>166618745
That's kinda rude.
Plus think of the things she can do with those tentacles

>>166618626
It feels really forced.

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>>166618626
>>166618835
>>166618935
hey, this is looking like a good thread

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>>166619108
poor fuku and her shattered kneecaps

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>>166619108
They're my second favorite f/f ship in the game.

>>166618835
she probably can't even ollie

>>166618935
well, she is way cuter when she's not pulling that weird in-game face

>>166619242
rude

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>>166619512
nothin wrong with just cruisin hombre
>>166619521
good taste in images though you two

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>>166619512
>>166619521
shit my image got sniped

your copy is bigger though so I'll let it slide

What's your headcanon for Gaster?

>>166619746
he likes science and science related things

>>166619746
all he wants is for everyone to join him in the void

I just spent thirty minutes correcting my sister about the canon of Undertale over the phone. What is wrong with me?

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>>166619512
>>166619521
HIVEMIND

>>166619661
Mine's even bigger!

>>166619934
what kind of things did she get wrong?

>>166619958
it aint a size contest anon

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>>166619958
ok now things are just getting crazy

does anybody have an even bigger version??

>>166619746
He's a very nice man and a total bro

>>166619934
You're bored

>>166619746
Pretty much
>>166619783

I guess he might possibly, possibly be related to the skeleton bros. But nothing concrete

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>>166619661
it keeps happening

>>166619958
aw dang I'll delete mine too

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>>166620084
I think that's the original size.

.>>166620283
OH YES

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>>166613571
Everything will be just fine as long as no one arms them

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>>166620170
I really need to figure out where all these good fuku pics keep coming from. Is there a tag on pixiv or something??

>>166620283
YES THANK YOU

>>166620283
oh yes. I love jelly's work so much

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>>166620359
agreed
>>166620440
welcome
>>166620441
same, shes great

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>>166620365
shes a rouge cop who doesn't play by the rules

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This thread is fire af familia

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>>166620440
Tags are pretty useless on pixiv. I just go through the big Undertale logs and save the characters I like. You could try searching hotland jk on twitter
https://twitter.com/search?f=tweets&q=hotland%20jk%20filter%3Aimages

>>166619965
She said Sans remembers everything, and is the most powerful monster, she's a tumblrina sans fan.
She also is a Chara/Flowey dindu.
>>166620124
Yeah, I guess I am very, very bored.

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>>166620582

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>>166620836
Don't burn out on me so quickly, anon! I just got here!

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>>166620750
thanks mate

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>>166620582
Sans, get off the computer!

>>166620916
lololol
Stupid and adorable Sans

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>>166620582
>>166620916

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>>166620983
Whoops, you want to search exact terms or it gives you a bunch of random stuff
https://twitter.com/search?f=tweets&q=hotland%20jk%20filter%3Aimages&src=spxr

>>166620916
Do us all a favor and leave quickly

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>>166613920
Mettamuffet you say?

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I hate going to bed when y'all are so LIT, but what can you do, right?

Goodnight /utg/!

>>166621265
Wow that's ugly