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>Ongoing/Upcoming Tournaments
http://www.hltv.org/events/upcoming/
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike
>Competitive News
http://www.hltv.org
>Wiki
http://wiki.teamliquid.net/counterstrike/Main_Page
>PUG Services
[FREE] http://cevo.com/event/cs-globaloffensive/downloads
[FREE] http://www.faceit.com
[PAID BOTNET] http://play.esea.net
>Betting/Trading/Item Related
http://csgolounge.com
http://csgobackpack.net
http://www.gosugamers.net
http://www.gamblersanonymous.org/ga/
Always inspect in game, always assume the worst. Bet what you can afford to lose and most importantly always do the opposite of what /csgog/ says.
>Game Mechanic Info
Damage Chart: http://www.schuzak.jp/cs-go/dmgchart.html
Recoil Mechanics: http://twowordbird.com/articles/csgo-recoil-mechanics
>Ranks & Stats
http://csgo-stats.com
http://www.hltv.org/?pageid=183&gameid=2
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike/rankings#team
>Game Enhancements
http://simpleradar.com/
http://www.spddl.de/csgo_english-txt/csgo_multi-txt
>Watching Streams
Livestreamer: http://docs.livestreamer.io/
Open Source Twitch Chat: http://sourceforge.net/projects/getchatty
Watch this erry dey
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iP6XpLQM2Cs [Embed]
first for overtime
1) you age
2) amount of gfs you've had
3) mm rank
>25
>0
>global
>mouz
At least they saved 350 by not buying helmets
>>166571709
>24
>1
>gnm
shit game
they didn't choke
THEY DIDN'T CHOKE
>mouz
reserve thread for later use, i guess
>>166571704
spiidi
1-2-19
suicide watch
uno frago
>>166571905
bot spiidi
WHO /3-0/ IN GAMES SO FAR?
NV cucks get out
>>166571905
poor guy
>>166571709
>24
>0
>unranked
GODSENT RIGHT GUYS? I ALREADY BER, MAKE ME FEEL BETTER ABOUT IT.
>getting 16-4'd by fucking Liquid
>mousesports got to play in eleague instead of NiP
it's a cruel world. at least with NiP we get the memes.
Liquid saved by the valve scripting team once again
#rmyt
poor spiidi
>>166571709
>30
>4
>global
>>166571959
WHO ARE YOU BETTING ON NOW, ANON?
I LOST 2 OF THOSE GAMES!
>0.08
pls tell me they got mad at chrisjoint for being a baiter
>>166572113
Godsent
Asstrails
Faze
>you can't blame spiidi
....
>>166572206
hi friend we will go down together
I just got back after years of not playing. What the fuck is this coin shit on csgo lounge? Where do I bet now?
>>166572296
vpgame, fucking pay attention.
>>166572206
>Godsent
I can agree with this, I hope we win
wtf do you expect from a guy that can't even spell speedy?
>>166572016
liquid somehow finally wokeup maybe hiko realized buying auto shotty 4 rounds in a row was a bad idea.
>>166572206
Same. Godsent has some sweet odds too.
bye bye godsent
JESPER
E
S
P
E
R
our pigu
our skines
our saviour
our guy
what team will niko join or will he try one more time to stay with mous and fix the roster? it's obvious he needs talent around him and isn't like s1mple, who can carry a team of tier 3 shitters to a grand final.
>tfw ur pickem is dead
this is why we don't pick based on feeling
godsent are garbage pfft lol
>>166572540
where?
JW has made the play-offs for every single major. This one will be no different.
>>166572586
-kio or -aizy hopefully.
>>166572540
how do i get a gf like this
godsent is terrible but it wouldn't surprise me in the least if they magically won this
godsent vs optic on cache
godsent t side
i think godsent should win
My teutonic, autistic butthurt can only be soothed if Liquid get btfo later tonight.
>>166571623
>NAF already dropping 54 kills
this is going to be good boys
is betcsgo dot org legit?
you know what to doCHANNEL FOR THEM
>>166572676
headpats
>"They won matches"
>Show 3-16 disaster vs enyvus
>>166572729
\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/
post yfw godsent gets eliminated
>3 slavs, a turk and a spaniard
>american team
>>166572702
did you watch yesterday? lol
>>166572676
I can be a bf like that :3
>>166572836
>>166572853
GODsent were throwing to get some more prac matches in before playoffs
Any teams that are kicked out already?
The only way godsent gets through is if they get North next match,OR CHOKEMASTERS
>>166572959
flips1d3
mouse
g2
>>166572836
>>166572959
F3, HR, G2 & Mouz. Whoever loses this match.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azhrQ7jeB7g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqqNTbW5zF4
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azhrQ7jeB7g
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqqNTbW5zF4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azhrQ7jeB7g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqqNTbW5zF4
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azhrQ7jeB7g
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqqNTbW5zF4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azhrQ7jeB7g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqqNTbW5zF4
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azhrQ7jeB7g
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqqNTbW5zF4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azhrQ7jeB7g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqqNTbW5zF4
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azhrQ7jeB7g
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqqNTbW5zF4
>>166572836
>>166572586
-snajder
+niko
unrealistic but hey maybe he has secret talent for swedish language.
>>166572959
just the ones that shouldn't have been there to begin with
>>166572853
Did you?
Optic was struggling against fucking flip. Both of these teams are mediocre
my wife's son supports optic and his favorite player is rush, are they /ourguys/? i really want to support >his team, but im a godsent fan, should i pretend to like optic so he likes me more?
I know fuck all about this stuff. IS godsent ok with the map pick guys? I can still change my bet but be quick.
>>166573031
i mean he didnt learn german till like a year and a half after he joined mouz
>>166573071
no you should spam pige memes and make him laugh at you for being a retard
>>166573003
>>166573014
>Flipside
Oh.
fuck yes no more scummler
>pronax choosing to to play aim_map against aimer team
what's wrong with this guy
>>166573125
Don't doubt.
>>166573061
that was on train, godsent died on cache. this is cache.
at least we get decent casters now
>>166573240
how do i get a gf like this
>this pistol round
umm godtards?????
>Headshot models all over the place
>>166573246
NV has always been good on Cache. Honestly looked like old fnatic getting fucked on cache but they are actually good on it.
who /comfycasters/ here
pistol rounds are so fucking garbage holy shit
why does JW look like a lunch lady in his profile pic
>2 smokes wasted on ct
This is pathetic
>>166573309
become an elementary school english teacher in japan
THERES NO RULE THAT SAYS A PIG CAN'T PLAY COUNTER STRIKE
>>166573403
worst hair eu
PIGE PIGE PIGE
Please Homesent, I bet my fortune on you
FLUSHED
welp bye bye optic
if godsent win this and then get knocked out i am going to be RIGHT PISSED!!!!
Guys i think i hear voices in my head
reminder optic is a 2nd best team in the world
hltv.kek
so what happens if gudskickade wins?
>>166573983
thats your teammates callouts you silver scrub
https://twitter.com/neLendirekt/status/824328265989029889
PRONAX YOU HAD THE SITE PLANT THE BOMB
JW stop using glock, when you have green gun
why did JW go for the glock there
>>166574406
Scream is fucking garbage why would anyone WANT to be on a team with him?
nice toggle znajder
>>166574472
>>166574464
he saw that he tagged the guy through wall with awp
then he threw the nade but he didnt realize the nade failed so he probably thought the nade did hit and the enemy has like 10 hp
what emotion was naf feeling?
>>166574406
>lowel
sure add scream for a perfectly average team that's not going to achieve anything ever.
>Optic/Liquid win a round
>Nice nice very well done Kappa //
>Godsent win a run
>VAC VAC VAC VAC
Why are Americans such sore losers?
rip optic
FUCKING PISTOLS
VALVE
PLAY THE CLOCK, YOU FUCKERS.
why the fuck does JW push into lower B if pronax is already there in heaven stairs holding
why in the fuck
>pistols win against rifles
every time
SHITSENT
>>166574704
why do EU need to toggle?
can someone explain the summit in the pit meme? thanks
>>166574802
It was against pistols and he wanted better stats. He should have just baited them for pronax and gone back.
The announcers said the players can't see through the walls like us viewers but it looks like godsent guys can anyway? um...?!
>any hole is the goal
>>166574983
it's a bug
Why is znajder so sexy? What the fuck.
can someone start posting pige memes?
i'm running low
can the pige win faster need skines for another bets
>godsent eliminates optic and liquid chokes their 5th match
feels good
Mastermind pronax running in first and alone with the bomb. Uhh
>wake up
>tune in
>Memesent is winning
Yep. Fat Pig memes are gonna ruin the thread.
>>166575053
Swedish genes
>>166575053
maybe before he got FAT
>>166575126
>yfw Godsent eliminates both of them
anyone got that pic of schneider when he left the logo on his glasses?
save our skines
Twice in a row pronax has gone in alone with the bomb costing them the round.
>poonax
>>166575315
gotchu fambie
>tfw Gambit is going to win the major
>pronax throwing two rounds in a row
>znajder locking on to enemies through 4 walls
>>166575315
>>166575407
>>166575464
thanks
lekr0's name is literally olof's son lmao
>>166572847
didn't know america was a race
thread official soundtrack
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdphvuyaV_I
>>166575315
I think he also dropped 2-18 against NiP that match, probably could not see properly
>1 american on team
>american flag next to team name
https://twitter.com/OnFireAnders/status/824336937150533644
heh.
>>166575570
who cares about his dumbass race argument, there is only 1 player in optic that is actually a citizen of united states of america
>>166575652
prove it?
>>166575625
the pills are wrong way
>>166575625
>danish cs
>>166575762
the real trick is that the actual red pill isn't presented, navi.
>>166575595
stay triggered?
your going home anyway so you won't see it for long xD
>znajder
HOW can schneider still be playing professionally??
>>166575652
> there is only 1 player in optic that is actually a citizen of united states of america
you fucking retard they are citizens of the greatest country on earth
last I remember they are residents in the U.S.A.
that means they are AMERICAN!
fucking 3rd worlder btfo
why is znajder considered a pro player?
>znajder can see through walls
>still whiffs with the five seven
Fucking hell. Godsent are actually going to lose this map.
>>166575578
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7HYYKEbfLk
Wow...THIS...is Godsent?
OPDICK COMEBACK
um flusher? pige?
cache confirmed t-sided
>>166575962
they are sent by God Himself
to make us kill ourselves
>walk away to make tea
>lelkr0 v 4
tf is going on?
>>166576087
hasnt that been the case for a while
Godsent is the only white team here lol
If you like Optic you're literally a muslim (aka turk)
>memesent
>>166575595
Rush and Tarik
inb4 you're a /d2g/ faggot who will say Tarik isn't American
>tier 2 EU struggling vs tier 4 CoD team
>>166576179
Tarik is turkish
>Americans are this bad at the skill of geography
>>166576203
>tier 4 cod team
>#2 in hltv ranking
unlugy
>STAN
LOL???
>lekr0 locking on enemies through a door while flashed
hmm
>clip
>>166576338
silver detected ;D
>has only 9 bullets left
>got like 20 seconds to find another weapon
>keeps the almost empty one
>dies
Wow, so unlucky...
>>166576290
and NiP is #5; cloud9 #10, hltv is a meme
THE FUCK WAS THAT MOLLY FROM ZNJADER
THE CITY OF ZNAJDER
>znajder
>>166576261
Yep, there it is. Back to your shit general you go. Your game has one LAN every 3 months and you shit up every where else in the meantime.
what a fucking idiot
>znajder killing himself instead of delaying 10sec to win the round
Well played
>znajder
>ZNJADER
LOL
Flusha please save my money from Znajder
>>166576476
Neck yourself anime.
>tarik aim locking
I hope this major is a honeypot
>>166576461
>literally has turkey's flag on his shirt
>"h-h-he is a-a-american!!"
loving that advanced EU strat from znajder, the fucking silvers announcing can't even comprehend
>>166576440
>he rates NiP
hi r3ddit ;D
>>166576461
my game has $20mil majors every year lol ;D
>FUUUUUUCK
wtf mixeswell
>>166576550
>>166576623
>>he rates NiP
you're a bit retarded, aren't you?
>>166576405
He didn't want to make noise and give himself away. In his mind 9 bullets were better with positional advantage.
>>166576569
>the fucking silvers announcing
huh
Its like both teams are competing in who can act the most retarded.
znajder's really good at this tho
>>166576702
>NiP fan
haha it's ok lol ;D
>optic not checking corners at all
is this a throw or are they expooped
>Godsent is "shit"
>Beats the best team in the world 16-6
>Currently beating the 2nd best team in the world
Hmm
>tarik scout
gg
>>166575414
>>166576567
Stop trying to troll me and troll me.
that schneider play was 100% sick
>znajder
sign me in, i can get carried just as well
HOTSENT
>>166576884
/ourguys/
G O D S E N T
A
M
B
I
T
our pige
>>166576831
>can't beat washed up french
>can't beat zeus and x god
hmmmmmmm.....
either liquid vs godsent or sk vs godsent
>>166576567
racist xenophobe shitlord
HOT DAMN ZNAJDER
>>166576957
excuse me? >__>
>>166577106
luck spray
WHERE ARE YOU SCHNEIDER HATERS NOW? LLMAO
>>166572853
>>166572853
>>166572853
>>166572853
>optic fans
A P O L O G I Z E
OPTIC GET FUCKED THANKS HOMESENT EZ MONEY
>be optic
>naf and rush cheating their asses off every match
>lose to a bunch of swedeshitters
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>166577056
sk v godsent for elimination would be amazing but sk will beat asstrails
>NA CS
ez $260 euros lol
thx optic c ya american immigrants
>>166577056
Godsent knocking out both na teams would be pretty funny. Hopefully SK doesn't move on either.
apologize to schneider
>believing in fucking Optic
WHO /4-0/ HERE?
>>166576831
>the 2nd best team in the world
????????
>>166577056
North?
>>166577056
i really want liquid vs godsent
>>166577140
sorry not sorry
>OpDick gaming
>>166577140
im sorry for doubting
>canadian CS
glad they lost, those hadjis trying to claim they are american made me sick
>>166577204
NAH, BUT YOU SAVED ME FAMPAI
IS >>166572206 YOU I NEED 2 BE SURE I MIGHT BE BETTING ON FAZE TO GET MONIES!
>>166577165
if sk beats astralis then we will have liquid vs godsent since astralis cant play godsent again
>>166577229
ma b
liquid vs godsent or sk vs godsent or north vs godsent
>schneider in lekro shirt
so who did Thorin predict to win?
#GREENWALLMAO
>>166577045
>not understanding tactical losses to exploit swiss system
always one step behind..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANWznFGJe9w
>>166577180
>$260 euros
>260 dollars euros
post yfw when we're going to the finals
always bet on JW
>>166577414
yes what? are you mad you don't make free money???
>>166577432
VS GAMBIT
>>166577353
He has predicted against Godsent every single time.
>>166577204
Me senpai. Going Astralis & FaZe next.
>>166577480
i did yesterday and lost
>>166577432
nah this fat fuck is out and his golddigger gf gonna leave him soon
Why do these analysts keep saying our guys JW and flusher aren't favorites and were expected to go out early?
>>166577551
Then you bet double today and made up your losses.
>>166577332
>>166577592
>our guys JW and flusher
Hey red
CHEATING FAVELAS OR CHOKING DANES?
>>166577569
assmad optic fangirl detected
>>166577652
i dont care about optic i just hate this genetics failure
easiest skins of my life
>>166577550
My nigga we got same picks
So this..... is pige
>>166577770
>skins
>mBTC
ADMIN
>>166577636
Danes is 0 profit
>>166577770
congrats :(
GOING ALL IN WITH FAZE, AM I GONNA REGRET IT? WHO HERE /FAZEUP/?
astralis sk on dust 2
astralis ct side
i think astralis will win
>>166577897
Good question, would somebody like to answer?
>>166577770
i don't see skins you degenerate
>>166577897
FAZE UP FAMILIA
hey thanks for the deag ;^)
>>166577802
This is the ideal make body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
>>166577897
fazeup
fazelife
fazeforever
im happy as long as astralis beat the monkeys out
Really hoping to see SK get btfo
Don't really expect it though, cold is a shameless toggler
>>166577897
TAKE MY ENERGY ANON. FAZE UP
>>166577897
avoid betting on teams with danish players
POST SEMMLER FAZE UP TWEET
>>166577897
>>166578037
what site is that?
What did he mean by this?
SK ARE GOING TO THROW FOR THE MUH SAD STRUGGLING FAVELA STORY
DO NOT BET
>>166577045
>>can't beat zeus and x god
desu gambit is gonna win this major.
>>166578124
I designed it, do you like it?
>>166578137
autism
>>166578052
I'd hang out with JW any time
>>166577901
wait how did you know?
>>166578181
only the first half, then comes hardwork.exe
admit it
you cheer for any old players because you still recognize them
>>166578181
haha i just put $100 euros on sk
my gf is brazilian so i always bet on them ;D
ummm black ddk that was not very pc of you....
>no henry and sado
zzz
bardolph & DDK is the only good duo atm
correct? y/n
>>166578316
Nice, man. Does she fart on you?
>>166578316
how big is her dick?
>>166578258
GOTV REDDO
>>166578184
not really but i'd still try it out
How far up ddk has to sit in his chair
>>166578316
haha fucking cuck
>>166578258
the picks happen early and gotv loads the map way before the broadcast reveals map picks. kind of funny how thorin always pretends to not know what map is coming
>>166578137
>thorin is still alive
holy shit lol
i thought he died since he hasn't done anything in forever haha
>>166578184
csesport is the site
I just put my post recent winnings on faze am I gonna get fucked?
>>166578368
thats not how you spell henryg and sadokist
>>166578560
that's not how you spell y
>>166578434
im not white haha ;D
kick the favelas
Wallen is too good with scout
Our guys SK will win
>>166578704
reported for racism enjoy your ban dude
>scout costs $1700
>ump costs $1200
>fer picks up the ump to replace the scout
favela math
>>166578529
>firefox
>csesport
>adblockplus
>>166578529
FaZe is the correct bet, friend. But I wouldn't bet too much on BO1s
>>166578782
silver detected
>>166578804
wait whats wrong with adblock?
>>166578804
>Using a literal botnet for a browser
why would you do this?
Firefox is the only sensible choice
>>166578782
hey silver
>>166578892
>>166578987
baited exactly for this responses =)
>0 info about sk rotating towards B
>asstrails just leave A free
rofl
>>166579029
baited for a (You)
ty
thot u were smart?
>>166578918
ABP sold out and will show you ads on purpose
ublock origin is the patrician choice
>>166578938
>botnet
>a network of private computers infected with malicious software and controlled as a group without the owners' knowledge, e.g., to send spam messages.
who are they spamming/attacking?
>>166579087
give it back faggot
>dust2
zzz
Juliano thread
i think i've figured out kjaerbye's aiming technique
parkinsons probably runs in his family
so he has decided that he should already now in his young death learn to play pro CS so that his hand is constantly shaking so then when the parkinsons sets in he doesn't have to end his career because ofi t
>>166579203
this
will -dust2 +inferno happen after major?
will the d2 remake even be good? or is the general layout simply too shit for nucs?
>>166577718
>best csgo player on the planet
>genetics failure
pick one
>>166578938
>Firefox is the only sensible choice
It's 2017, my man.
>>166579413
thanks i forgot to change the calendar
>>166579413
Exactly.
If you use anything else than Firefox you are retarded.
>>166579489
I would be embarrassed to be seen using it in 2017. It certainly used to be the best browser, but not in the current year. You're way behind the times.
>>166579452
please stop
she looks exactly like this girl i used to feel for
>>166579356
Neck yourself you fucking loser dipshit braindead nigger.
>kjaerbye doesn't cheat
not even mad, I hate SK
Is FalleN "our" guy?
007 TACO
>>166579620
i'd boop her nose and kiss her on the forehead and wish her good dreams
>>166579681
>SK still not banned yet
FACK ALL THE CHEATING MONKEYS
>>166579783
post that Secret photo in ukraine with 5 asses showing pls
>>166579703
will he also wear toupee like connery?
not rigged?
>>166579743
what did this mean
>>166579829
this bitch is fucking ugly and annoying
yelling like a cunt isn't cute how do nerds fall for this
>Lekr0 wrecking shit
>Godsent win by 8 or more rounds
>Lekr0 missing shots
>Godsent lose 16-3
>Schneider: I would like to beat the shit out of Pimp, actually, but nah, not really
OUR GUY
>>166579829
>she has csgo overwatch and doesnt even watch the screen while reviewing
how does this make you feel?
>>166579954
people half your age
>>166579954
dank basta in the twitch chat
>>166579596
Well unless you want to be part of the google botnet, you have no choice m8
stop posting device's girl
>>166580127
good thing the demo will be reviewed by more people and she'll never review mine
ezpz
>>166579867
he's gonna go full Agassi
>>166580137
why will i never be a cute girl
fuck this gay earth
>literally a standin
>topfragging
uhh Favelas?
stop
>>166573003
oh and hellraisers
GODSENT or Liquid?
>>166580393
yea i too saw that on that site where images are often hosted in imgur
>>166580381
never post here again
>>166580393
truly an unJUST
>>166580393
still didn't fix his massive underbite
you all have shit taste in csgo waifus
>>166580381
I want to marry her and put babby in her belly :3
>>166580549
>posts a male
>>166580518
or being crosseyed
>>166580393
http://www.hltv.org/news/19730-znajder-id-like-to-beat-pimp
>I would like to beat the shit out of Pimp, actually, but nah, not really
https://twitter.com/LiquidPimpZ/status/824351542128078849
LETS GO BOIS
>>166580381
this bitch is literally older than taz stop posting her
the only true csgo waifu
>>166580393
JUST
more like de-whiff
>>166580735
best pic of her so far in this thread, she looks much better blonde
>>166580724
TFW no masq gf to let me be a stay at home dad
>>166580781
fooled by makeup
>>166580781
taz isn't an ugly grinch with makeup
stop posting any time
>>166580781
her mouth looks photoshopped on here
>>166580947
>those fake lashes
uggghhhh looks so awful
>>166580781
kill yourself
>tattoos
>gages
>nosering
>dyed hair
JUST
>>166580670
>>166580670
Quite rude desu, I'm all for the banter but saying you want to beat someone up isn't very classy.
optic, g2, sk, all these meme teams with huge fangays getting btfo
who /hannameister/ here?
>>166581083
pussy bitch boi
back to reddo le classy gentleman
>>166581083
liquid needs to get they ass whooped
what would taco's harline look like if he combed back his hair?
>>166581231
what's wrong with reddit?
>>166581253
that is true
>>166581279
JUST
>>166581127
that was olof's sister right
>>166581279
tfw too smart to be a br
>>166581120
enyus too
lol eu btfo
Is this the real harveyfag or some cheap knockoff?
>it's another overrated danish team chokes episode
>it's another sk toggles episode
>>166580583
>post a male cs player
tfw zaaz will never stab me in the face
>>166581507
who care...
why hasnt any pro teams realized that when trying to rush A like this its a good idea to throw the bomb across long as far as you can before crossing so you dont fucking drop it towards CT spawn if you get killed while looking at an enemy
SK gg
>>166580947
disgusting
>>166581659
I wanted him to kill himself. Would've pretty embarrassing to still be alive if I was him.
>csgo waifus are hotter than dota's
I think I'll stick around a while longer
>>166581209
JUST
>/csgog/'s face right now because SK will win
>>166581782
who care...
>>166581797
oh look favelas with the maximum toggle again
such hard work :)
>>166581797
considering only men on the autism spectrum play dota how can you expect any attractive women to play it
nylon a qt
>>166581651
now this is a qt cs player
>>166581839
i bet $110 euros on them ;D
>>166581839
yeah but I REALLY hate Dig/Ast/TSM, and SK winning gives Godsent a better chance to get out.
>>166581935
>implying
>mfw my winning streak is about to end
>>166582015
ewwww
>>166581782
lewd
>>166581883
>that tight ang
MY DICK
>asstrails might actually fuck up my perfect picks
Doesn't LOL have a popular female pro as well? Remy or whatever she is called?
>>166581797
I dunno about that m8
>>166582206
>female
VACO
inb4 all planks like that used by fer get patched
T A C O
>>166582235
>sheever
eeeeekkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
get that man face out of here
>its an sk is down by a lot and suddenly crawls back episode
>>166580947
her teeth are shit mate
>>166582235
is sheever on the right and cute or on the left and not?
So are all the group matches played today?
>>166582206
"she" busy ridin' that richard lewis dick
>>166582392
ye
qt
>>166582235
>>166581930 has got you on that point
>>166582235
>waifuing a woman that willing fucks ODPixel
Dotards have some shit taste
>>166582349
>astralis are god shit on T side
Some things never change.
>>166582430
>>166581930
top kek
>fox is dogshit for years
>stands in for SK
>suddenly good
really makes you think...
>>166582387
I feel sorry for everyone who didn't watch the eu hub couch stream before TI4, it was the best stream in twitch history, it felt almost like having real friends
glaive with my casual strat
GUYS THIS IS URGENT
WHAT AM I GOING TO BUY FOR LUNCH?!?
>>166582602
>it was the best stream in twitch history, it felt almost like having real friends
jesus christ dota
>>166582602
>>166582682
a pint
>>166582602
>it felt almost like having real friends
dotards everyboby
>>166582748
>eat
>>166582741
hey dude can you stop posting this ogre now ty
>>166582430
>>166582509
>first webm
>judging face
>second webm
>shaking them herself
pottery
also that flexing nipple guy was looked pretty funny in a goofy way
>>166582748
only right answer
are you kjoking sk?
>>166582602
literally no ass
also you can tell looking at those thighs she has never exercised in her life
more like dumbpreeh
>>166582602
>it felt almost like having real friends
dotards please.
>>166582821
don't browse her instagram
will ruin everything even more
nice choke danecucks
LKS a qt
So 16-14 SK?
qt cs female pros
>tfw so lazy you eat the omelette you made straight from the pan
>>166583269
>pros
>>166582996
you spelled favela wrong
>>166583270
lazy or an environmentalist?
>>166583325
>tfw no easy cs money because no tits
>>166583269
If Zaaz was a male he would be top1 in the world
DEVKUNGAN
>DEVKUNGAN
DEVKUNGAN
>DEVKUNGAN
DEVKUNGAN
>DEVKUNGAN
DEVKUNGAN
>DEVKUNGAN
DEVKUNGAN
>DEVKUNGAN
DEVKUNGAN
>DEVKUNGAN
DEVKUNGAN
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DEVKUNGAN
>DEVKUNGAN
DEVKUNGAN
>DEVKUNGAN
DEVKUNGAN
>DEVKUNGAN
DEVKUNGAN
>DEVKUNGAN
DEVKUNGAN
>DEVKUNGAN
DEVKUNGAN
>DEVKUNGAN
DEVKUNGAN
>DEVKUNGAN
DEVKUNGAN
>DEVKUNGAN
DEVKUNGAN
>DEVKUNGAN
DEVKUNGAN
>DEVKUNGAN
>>166583418
become a female (male) and make ez cash
bonus: get your boipucci pounded nightly
ARE THEY DOING IT?
>>166583561
huh?
>>166583572
stfu homo
I want SK to lose because cold has a nose ring.
https://twitter.com/Thooorin/status/824360895950290944
thorin masturbating to this
who's that guy they are showing sometimes during freeze time.
>>166583572
time to be the first trans pro cs player
>favelas outchoking the danes
monkey see monkey do i guess
>>166583668
OH SHIT
>>166583675
their manager
>>166583668
>this is a professional covering this event
>>166583668
That seems a bit rude considering how good fox is playing this match. He's keeping them in this.
LATER FAVELA FUCKS.
>the chokers anti-choke and make a comeback
refreshingly new script
The fuck is Apollo doing there?
>>166583716
heh
>>166583775
>>166583820
>expecting any less from a literal autist
>>166583861
its a cheating favelas win in ot episode though
Please let Godsent play Liquid and not SK.
Please let Godsent play Liquid and not SK.
>>166583958
it is meant to be
i want our boi to eliminate both NA teams
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>166583945
can't wait for RL to inevitably attempt to defend his baby boy yet again
>>166583334
hmm?
>Another OT
These scripts are getting stale
>>166583850
lol
guys remember about the script
here comes sk ot win
>OT
>ot
MOTHERFUCKERS I NEED TO LEAVE
>>166583948
>>166584105
I already saw this episode yesterday.
>cold knows
Faze or Gambit?
>ct drop last round
astralis just need to flash fallen twice and they win that round
>danish CS
oh my god this is hilarious
OT OT OT OT OT OT
>OT OT OT OT OT OT
OT OT OT OT OT OT
>OT OT OT OT OT OT
OT OT OT OT OT OT
>OT OT OT OT OT OT
OT OT OT OT OT OT
>OT OT OT OT OT OT
OT OT OT OT OT OT
>OT OT OT OT OT OT
OT OT OT OT OT OT
>OT OT OT OT OT OT
OT OT OT OT OT OT
>OT OT OT OT OT OT
OT OT OT OT OT OT
>OT OT OT OT OT OT
OT OT OT OT OT OT
>OT OT OT OT OT OT
Fucking OT.
>>166584169
Gambit
>want to go sleep
>OT
FUCK THIS GAME
>>166584175
thats a lot of ducks
>FER
LMAO
>need to attend my penis inspection
>OT
>>166584270
>going to sleep at 10pm
Glaive is too fucking good
>taco has perfect flank
>pushes like a retard instead of waiting for a backstab when asstrails goes for site hit
DEVAEES
>DEVAEES
DEVAEES
>DEVAEES
DEVAEES
>DEVAEES
DEVAEES
>DEVAEES
DEVAEES
>DEVAEES
DEVAEES
>DEVAEES
DEVAEES
>DEVAEES
DEVAEES
>DEVAEES
DEVAEES
>DEVAEES
DEVAEES
>DEVAEES
DEVAEES
>DEVAEES
DEVAEES
>DEVAEES
DEVAEES
>DEVAEES
DEVAEES
>DEVAEES
DEVAEES
>DEVAEES
HE SWIPED HIM DAN
>FER AGAIN
L
O
L
DEVEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
DEVICE
E
V
I
C
E
>Device finally winning a clutch
Fucking hell, Thoorin is gonna go on about this for ages.
Fallen is a fucking shit awper.
>Join game
>wallhackers everywhere
>aimbotting in every server
Lol nice game
This game is literally bad CSS anyways
device is using some nice h4x
>device
>not whiffing
um
THE SCRIPT ALWAYS WINS
>>166584625
why did you join astralis, gla1ve?
SK?
More like SucK LOL
hmm
>win against 3 AWP's
>lose to UMP's
epic, just epic my men
THE SCRIPT NEEDS SK TO WIN.
yfw sk goes 2-3
fucking fer is playing so well
Another game ruined by OP UMP
this script sucks
DEVICE CHOKING
uhh what the fuck device? Did he not hear him shooting?
you have to be joking
c
h
o
k
e
AHAHAHAHAA HOW SHIT IS DEVICE HOW DID HE NOT SEE
>>166584873
>playing
more like toggling
>csgo remains a shitskin game
>lets the aimbot out of control a couple rounds ago
>pretends to be shit for the remaining rounds
well played device lmao
That was weird
>>166584992
>>166584982
he walked through smoke
>>166585078
accidently micro toggled too hard
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
dupreeh IS SHIT
top kek
cold with the nano-toggle
>those failed jumps
holy fuck this nigga needs to get on that kz grind
>>166585093
so? he also had plenty of time to hear the battle with his teammate get the trade and he was looking the wrong way for no reason
>>166584982
>unironically typing uhh
>KEKSTRALIS
the classic dane choke and the monkey toggle
hate this script desu.
>danes choking again
some things never change in CS
why doesn't csgo have a hooligan movement
i want to beat the shit out of BRs
NO
NO
THE SCRIPT CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
NO
nice choke danecucks
bad guys win again...
look at these animals...
>monkeys pull 4 frags out of their ass off camera in an important round
really makes you think
>implying this is not scripted
Hahahahaha
I hope Astralis go out in groups now.
holy fuck im salty as fuck right now lads
isadas
>REVERSE ALL CHOKE
SUCK MY COCK YOU CHEATING PIECE OF SHIT
SK! SK! SK! SK! kkkkkkkkkkkkk
CHOKETRALIS kek
>Sponsored by Audi
best thing about this is how mad thorin is
>they fell for the danish meme
easy money every time lol
HAHAHAHA
FUCK ASTRALIS
>perfect picks get ruined by fucking danes
FUCK YOU CUNTS
Taco's hairline actually goes a few inches behind his temples
https://twitter.com/Thooorin/status/824363249923715077
SUPER SAYAN SHIT
>>166585351
>pure aryan white men gets fucked by monkeys
this sucks
>>166585352
>off camera
>watching some shitty stream instead of gotv
>>166585487
it's all about the twitch chat mate
>>166585463
thanks magogbarber
device the most overrated player in the world
>>166585463
why did they ban hats again? just to expose insecure baldies?
>the favorites
>>166585352
Astralis did throw there, they rushed through a smoke and lined up for SK.
our guys gambit will show those cod boys whos boss
incoming #fanlogic tweet spree from thorin to pretend he knows what the fuck he is talking about
>>166585467
Why is Thorin all over Device's cock suddenly? Wasn't he shitting on him a lot before for 'choking'?
what was thorin's reaction to godsent destroying astralis btw?
Don't despair. I know we were all hoping for a monkey free major out of group stages, but whatever. The bright side is we get to see SK being destroyed and humiliated in front of a crowd instead. I predict taco crying on camera and coldzera going ham on twitter about how fox doesn't know basic CS.
so if astralis qualifies they will either play vp or navi
nice quarters
ok so godsent has a pretty good chance of getting out now.
>already played NV
>already played Astralis
>assuming faze loses, could get them
>assuming Gambit loses, already played them
So they can face North, Faze, Fnatic, and Liquid.
S1mple will put favelas back in there place.
>insult enemies when we win
>insult enemies when we lose
fuck SK cheating pricks
we should've left them to rot with Kabuum in brazil and not given them money to enter tournies
>>166585586
>hiko wears his own hiko brand hat
>volvo bans hats to fuck with his fat ass
>>166585641
he dickrides whoever is in good form, that's the extent of his analytical skills
>>166585586
not wearing headsets properly and hearing the commentators, or something like that
>>166585664
But Fnatic qualified already
>>166585617
>listening to a literal autist
why
>>166585650
Called it a miracle.
>>166585664
Fnatic won 3 already
me in the red
>>166585664
>North
godsent lose
>Faze
godsent lose hard
>Already played Envy
>Liquid
only chance for them
>>166585657
Navi will destroy the monkeys, quarterfinals or finals, it don't matter
>>166585745
so probably some bullshit about making the game look more professional
>>166585841
>north
>good
If only fox were main awp in sk this match would have last much less
>>166585750
>>166585792
oh my bad. So it's just Liquid, North, and Faze for them to possibly play? I feel like I'm missing someone.
>>166585827
ESL Dubai was so fucking great
>>166585827
cute girl
how do i get a gf like her
someone post the smix gif
>>166585827
now that's a meme I haven't seen in a while
What's the point of watching a tournament when you know a team is cheating and will win because of it anyway? SK is making me quit watching tournaments they're in. Coldzera isn't even attempting to hide it.
>>166585991
have a bigg dicc
>>166585991
chloroform on rag
rag on mouth
grab and run
>>166586002
what gif
Reminder that SK has the most versatile and consistent core of players in the world, with the best fundamentals out of any team since the NiP era.
Like them or hate them for their personality or nationality, they are the best team in the world even if they don't win tournaments, because they are not reliant on form.
>>166586117
the one with her mom
https://twitter.com/Thooorin/status/824301096004911105
This isnt ok language for a public facing employee to use!
>>166585664
AGAIN, GOING ALL IN WITH FAZE, AM I GONNA REGRET IT? WHO HERE /FAZEUP/? GIVE THEM YOUR ENERGY
redpill me on gambit
>>166585827
Astralis vs North is gonna be fun.
Get ready for Sex God
>>166586291
Whats this about?
>>166585983
The two in a row of it and gaming paradise was great, along with x6 almost dying
>>166586182
t. tiago dos santos
>>166586260
if it happens
thorin working furiously on a comeback
>>166585991
>western girl in dubai
probably be arab, have a scat fetish and a lot of money
who /gambit/ here?
who /e v e r y t h i n g/ here?
who /zeus/ here?
who /hobbitthecutetwink/ here?
who /therealadren/ here?
show yourselves
>>166586602
>tfw same moustache as Dosia
feels good man
>>166586602
>>166586357
hues being hues
>tfw Fox might win a major while dev1ce and s1mple don't
I'd like that to happen just to see Thorin on suicide watch. His jaw must be sore after so much cock sucking.
>>166586639
>https://twitter.com/Thooorin/status/824363249923715077
don't sway me epic slav bro
>>166586257
are they casting in a fucking canteen?
>it is lit
jesus fucking christ these casters
STOP BANNING COBBLE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>Overpass
Faze
>>166586602
/mou/ here
>>166586639
>tfw same weight as dosia
>>166586639
>literally replying to my post with my OC
am i the king of /csgog/?
>>166586752
yes
Richard I know you're reading this you fuck, you're not funny
>>166586741
>mfw Fox is really shit but somehow seems to find his way into decent teams
how do I marry that asian girl
>>166586843
And you're funny?
I'd like to see you try to be funny on a PG13 desk hosting the biggest major CS:GO has had.
>>166586901
hobbit?
/ourslavguys/ are up boys
give them your support
\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/
>>166586901
You already have shit taste so halfway there
rich i know you're reading this you are a based god
what is a good office chair for csgo that isnt a memeracer?
>>166586998
what she isn't cute to you?
pretty gay bro
>>166586978
\o\ fuck yea gambit
>>166586823
RIP dadyrus, gave me several 20 dollar skins.
who /guardian/ here
>>166586823
rip generous man
>>166587061
thats me, lad
SK is just so tatically perfect that this actually plays against them
In a map like Dust 2 you shouldnt play like that, its too dull of a map for deep strategies
E V E R Y T H I N G
>>166587045
She's ugly as fuck m8
>>166587201
Neck yourself you fucking loser dipshit braindead nigger.
>>166587270
>smixity isn't cute.
FAGGOT.
>>166587245
>>166587327
shes ugly and dumb
GET REKT THORIN
YOU FUCKING KEK
>>166587327
You have shit taste
>>166587284
this meme will never take off you sperg
>>166587398
relax Joao
>>166587179
true or not, thank you for the skins I got, never used them to bet, I eventually sold them for paypal cash for dope.
>>166587447
fuck was this about
>>166587447
context?
>>166586674
>le 40 year old kazakh man
fucking game sucks lol
Anyone know if Faze is good on this map?
>>166587032
Diy a chair from a car seat.
>>166587564
thats what im talking about
grenade skins when REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>166587593
>>166587621
she's using mature language and her mother knows she's a loose whore who's had thousands of cocks inside her
>>166587327
>tfw no aryan qt
she was ELeague S2 hostess, instead we get ugly asian rat
Zeus has tattooed stripes on his neck.
mou, AdreN and midget look like drug mules
Dosia is.... mouth breathing heavily while sitting in a comfy chair. when you look at dosia you know saliva is about to drip
these are athletes of e-sports
>>166587751
>crimson chin
>>166587710
fuck no that's retarded and gameplay impacting
AHAHAH OH MAN I JUST WROTE THIS FUCKING HILARIOUS JOKEPISTOLS
PFFFFFHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA
>force round
>win
Nice match.
>>166587759
stop
Tier list of teams that win because they're actually good instead of relying on raw aim and flukes:
>SK
>Na'Vi
>VP
Missing something?
>>166586602
post some everything memes
>>166587643
Not sure but overpass used to be Karrigan's playground and when he was on TSM/Astralis they were really good on overpass.
What the hell is this match?
>>166587423
Neck yourself you fucking loser dipshit braindead nigger.
Hobbit has such a beautiful porcelain white skin.
>>166587759
>not appreciating Gambit just for the dumb shit they make
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Am1-BF8Q4KY
>>166587845
no
some of them look like pigs
>>166587759
Word to mother.
For real now what the actual shit is wrong with Dosia? He legitimately has something wrong with him.
>>166587869
>>166587829
i only want it for when you hold it in your hand, not the effect
guys I can only post here for a bit my girlfriend doesn't like me posting here or watching csgo
miss you guys miss posting here I want out
>>166587831
I like how they say they are just good with pistols hahah yeah right
Lmaoing at same rifles being passed back and forth.
X
GOD
i think black ddk likes forcebuy
>>166587759
this is how like my esports you fuck
>>166588029
>see player
>can't tell what grenade he's holding
great idea
>>166588027
G A M B I T
O
D
S
E
N
T
/oureternalguys/
>>166582748
I got 2 40z and a burrito
I'M REALLY ENJOYING THIS MATCH
this is the state of the game
LETS GO GAMBIT
>>166588145
>white skin for flash
>yellow skin for fire
>orange/red skin for HE
>grey/black skin for smoke
this would improve the visibility, thats what id actually want
pistols
>Black ddk will never cuck pansy for you while you hold her hand
>>166588319
how about
>green for HE
>blue for flash
>orange for fire
>white for smoke
>>166588351
>"20-30 developers" working on cs:go
>"like always"
>>166588467
if you had the chance would you trade your life with Dosia?
Imagine a CSGO mapat night
>>166588504
i was 99% mad when he said that
>tfw you get better ping to official valve servers than the Pros at LAN
>>166588572
i get his looks? can i at least breath from the nose?
so what are the most boring teams in csgo? teams like faze and flipside, do they even have fans? does anyone actually enjoy watching them play?
is there any pro that doesn't use the zowie ec?
>>166588793
e v e r y t h i n g
>>166588881
i enjoy loaf on flipside
i enjoy worldedit hardscoping and missing ez kills
i enjoy blade raging at his teammates
>>166588881
>our boys mercenaries are boring
>>166588704
G A M B I T
guys I'm lonely I need some yous but I'm too depressed to be provocative please reply
>>166589030
tfw no season 3
tfw no index gf
>>166588881
fnatic and nv are the most boring "top" teams
>>166589143
>>166588461
dont really care just some color coding would be nice especially with the skins having lots of colors it actually fits in and would really make it easy to see what was thrown especially if it was done quickly you can identify it in the air even
i guess it wouldnt be visible to the enemy team then to make sure it doesnt influence gameplay
>>166589030
@166589143
fuck off faggot
knowing how impossible it is to get your "teammates" to eco and buy together.... and how OP the pistols are.... Just force every round?
>>166589160
this march trust me
>>166589143
get in discord dude
>>166589143
>>166589210
thats what i do
>>166589210
hello semphis
>>166589314
>all that fat
>still no ass
>>166589297
Give link familia.
>>166589263
i get an index gf in march? no way they release new eps without annoucing it like a year and a half in advance.
>>166589210
you can solo to global by buying a five seven 2 flashes HE and moly every round
Do we move here?
>>166571704
>>166571704
>>166571704
>>166589143
fine >:C this once
>>166571704
http://boards.4chan.org/vg/thread/166571704http://boards.4chan.org/vg/thread/166571704166571704
>>166571704
>>166571704
RESERVE THREAD IT IS YOUR TIME TO SHINE
>>166589490
okay
>>166589357
what do you expect from white women?
>>166589415
https://discord.gg/jEd2rrX
>>166587849
SK is actually "good" as a team, but they need cheats to play professionally.
>>166587751
Her nudes arent that great anyway