Final Fantasy XIV: Heavensward General

Soo I guess y'all niggas is just gonna pretend like half of last thread wasn't filled with legit pedophiles lusting over lalas.

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>>166571765
Don't lewd the spuds, dude.

Please help I can't stop fishing.

>>166571558
Redpill me on Sarah Lockwood then

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>>166571765
No, it's more that I just don't care because I only thirst for pic related

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>>166571765
was it?

i was sleeping, were there legit pedophiles about or are you pushing the "lalafell are children" fallacy again?

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>>166571765
whoa dude . . . weirdo pedophiles . . . on 4CHAN??? is nothing sacred anymore

>>166571848
I wish I could do something like fish or finally level my botany 50-60 but everytime I start gathering in this game I just think about how I would rather be playing a different game instead.

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Why do people shit on Dragoon as a class when one of the strongest monsters in FF history, Absolute Virtue, was a Dragoon?

redpill me on flat chest

>>166572042
Just reread the past few days of threads

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The end of Baelsar's Wall's theme seems so unfitting for the content. I love it, don't get me wrong, but it feels out of place...

Can I pan right and left in gpose?

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>>166566653
yeah they can be great

>>166566812
not me

>>166567631
I think it can work well with glam if the colors fit

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Post good and wholesome friendships.

>>166572225
Fuck off with your attentionwhoring. Leave it in the old thread ya fag.

>>166572198
I dislike Baelsar's Wall as a dungeon. The Griffin should have gotten an odd little casual trial instead. The only good things to come from that dungeon are a minion, the music and the final cutscene

>>166571962
Are you seriously telling me you think that picture doesn't look like a toddler with pointy ears?

>>166571962
>implying what you didn't just post isn't a child

>there are people who unironically do not #respect the #content

t. the content respecter

>>166572042
Actually nice person who apparently is involved in drama with people but ive never seen proof of it so either its kept tight or doesnt exist.

>>166572285
this

>>166572426
Its not fun if you force a meme. Its gotta be natural.

>>166572483
i just think "the content respecter" is a funny phrase and wanted to use it

please don't be mad at me

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>>166572034
Mining is surprisingly comfy. The vegetation part of Botany is, too, but the logging low-key tilts me for some reason even though it's the same fucking thing. Making a few pennies on the market board from all this shit helps to soothe the monotony, though only slightly. I think fishing makes me want to die because it's the least profitable, but I'm autistic and need to level all three at the same time so I have the same gathering gear and don't have to care as much.

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lf someone to stomp my ribcage in.... pst.....,....

>>166572567
It should be the title you get for Paladin Tankless Job IV achievement in 4.0.

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>>166572291
I don't like it as a dungeon either.
The pulls are obnoxious, and this part in particular is really just awful. The bosses are kind of decent, and I like the aesthetic, but the bad outweighs the good for me unfortunately.

>>166572597
fishing is the easiest to do tho, since it's perfectly reasonable to grind it out since the xp returns scale pretty well

like just make a fishing macro, minimize the game, and open youtube in another window while you level

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When is the 2nd part supposed to come out? What's coming Alongside it?

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>>166572483
pic related, most obnoxious and pathetic ffxiv "meme"

>>166572890
Hopefully our eternal bond ceremony. Besides that the Diadem update, possibly one more relic thing and dye them, and that Zhloe update for crafting and gathering turn ins that hopefully revamp scrips.

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>>166572924
harchefaunt is a more obnoxious meme

>>166572310
have you ever seen a toddler in your life

>>166572890
3.55 is sometime next month and 3.56 has the next part of the MSQ in March

>>166572815
You're probably right. Will look into that later once my brain isn't completely fried.

>>166573110
Please point out to me what features makes that picture not look like a child.

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>>166572924
agree Shatter is the worst fucking meme in the game.

>>166572597
Miner is actually the one class in the game that I have never even unlocked, and I probably never will. Maybe in 4.0 though since I am resolved to only level up ONE actual combat class and I'll need something to fill my time in the game otherwise.

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>>166572924
sloppy is a good meme

>>166573270
>kummers waiting for the malera to rape him
naughty...

>>166573270
Post your sloppiest moments!

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Alright, Primal datacenter! It's time for the weekly CT quest! Queue up for them in order: LOTA, ST then WOD!

>>166572924
>meme is literally just repeating something someone said
>the way it was said and the word itself doesnt stick out in any way, shape or form

the community is truly dogshit

How long would it take me to get the black Garo mount if I just started spamming Frontline or Feasts?

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>Just hit 60
>finally can equip kinna cane
>Patch hits
>look into the new Makai Moon Guide set
>mfw it's 85 levels above my current gear

>>166573216
Please point out to me what features makes that picture look like a child.

inb4 diminutive

>>166573489
The whole point of it being a meme is that the way he says it is goofy and pronounced wrong. If you think he said that normally you probably sound like an idiot irl. The word sloppy should roll quickly instead of SLAW PEEEEEE.

>>166573514
>hope you day
Of course all maid cat degenerate ERPers utilize English as a second language.

>>166573610
What?

post HUNG boicats OwO

post BOYKATS MEOW!!

>>166573679
god damnit, now i'm embarrassed of myself, just kill me now.

>>166573501
took me 2 days at release, maybe 3 now depending on your frontlines rng

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>>166573610
Yeah honestly I can imagine the PvP sets are great if you are new. Really easy to get i235 gear, and then when you're full on that you can easily run Alexander: The Creator to get i250 stuff.

It's kind of pathetic that my highest ilvl classes are just healer/caster that are like, 256 because I keep spending my limited tokens on a different class every week. Finally determined to get a full 260-270 set for BLM though since I assume RDM will use it.

Wonder if RDM will get its own class of armour for 61+.

>>166573651
>name calling
relax anon, i'll stop making fun of your reddit memes

>>166573712
He's talking about the pvp gear, which I think might be a quick way to gear up if you're totally new but idk. And I know he got that kinna cane from leveling in potd but he should get rid of that trash stick asap.

>>166573636
>neotenous facial features(large eyes, big forehead, small nose, relatively flat and broad face)
>large head compared to the rest of the body
>undeveloped secondary sexual characteristics
>short, wide and stubby arms and legs

>>166573873
I think it's kinda cute.
And thank you! My days is nearly over though, but it have been good.

>>166573636
It's the roundness of their limbs and faces that makes them look young imo.

>>166573931
the only reason NIN doesn't use MNK gear is because autists would lose their mind if their main stat was strength

RDM is going to use BLM/SMN gear (Casting) and SAM is overwhelmingly likely to use DRG gear (Maiming).

>>166573949
Not an argument.

>>166574106
Thats are characteristic of a small creature in general, not a young human only.

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>>166573931
Yup! But for now I gotta go forward and back through the HS MSQ before I can go forward and back.

>>166573991
Trash Stick? Care to elaborate on that for a new player, or offer suitable alternatives?

>>166573651
Are you trying to say the way he speaks is...wrong?

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How does my first character look?

>>166574372
Congrats, it's definitely a cat

>>166574208
>everything is an argument

>>166574203
idk having three dps share one set of gear is kind of lame, summoners and black mages already get fucked over depending on the statting of gear for the current tier and if RDM doesn't line up with wanting the same stats as whatever BLM and SMN will want in 4.0 it's only going to get worse.

It'll be nice for DRG to get something to share its gear with though if SAM ends up being strength. I think ideally there should be two classes for every 'type' of DPS gear.

>>166574372
Like a catgirl, pretty good.

>>166574372
boring and predictable

How do you have fun with this game?

>>166574449
>>166574468
>>166574489
About what I expected, maybe i'll make a Lala or an Elezen next, being a catgirl really does make me feel run of the mill, even though they're cute

>>166574203
why would a tank use maiming gear?

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ewe

>>166574542
I dunno, I just do

>>166574489
>I've been playing this game for 5 years so everything is predictable
Kill yourself XDXDXDXDXD

Is this game worth returning to before Stormblood?
I quit after hitting 60

>>166574272
No, anon. Just no.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neoteny

>>166574587
Have a (You)

Good benis

How do you find people to play with? It's getting boring always being alone

>>166574681
how dare you cite facts

>>166574819
Offer to help people with things

man, people here just do not take contrasting opinions to their own well, do they

Trying to get a friend the Zurvan EX clear in Aether, PF, under T.Y come and have fun

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Hello. Finally got DRK to 60. What is a good opener??

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What are some changes you'd like to see to some of your favorite jobs in Stormblood?

I'd like more Ice or Thunder elemental spells that do high damage. Part of FF's magic appeal to me is that every school of magic was pretty equal and had it's uses due to weaknesses. My favorite elemental magics in games are usually ice or thunder.

DRG is pretty solid. Geirskogul / BOTD upkeep is engaging and fun. Maybe a cool movement jump spell or something like you see NPC DRGs doing that isn't Evasive Jump.

I'd enjoy a re-tooling of SMN to make the pets better or maybe just a "summon Ifrit-Egi to cast Radiant Plume / Infernal Nail / large penis fireballs for 15 seconds." Like a huge cool DPS cooldown type thing.

>>166573016
>>166573124
Neat thanks!

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>>166572253
Here you go.

>>166574962
Make sure you frost your tips prepull, then do Open Meteora case>Put into CD player>Press play>Complain about parents

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>>166572253
me and my fat cat

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>>166572253
Here's me sitting next to sleeping beauty

>>166574460
as opposed to 3 tanks and 3 healers sharing one set of gear?

i don't really think they necessarily need to start a new gear category just for RDM because it'd not really need to be filled in the forseeable future

assuming RDM is Casting and DRG is Maiming, that leaves Scouting (NIN) and Striking (MNK) to be filled by other jobs, and I think Blue Mage, Beastmaster, or Mystic Knight could easily fill those.

>>166574305
The secondary stats it has are undesirable, particularly the spellspeed. It's 100% okay to use that weapon right now, but you want to get a shire cane (ideally the Alexandrian one but that's a bit out of reach for a fresh 60) for the piety it has. Or you can make a crit/pie/acc relic if you want a more serious grind.

You want to try to maximize the amount of crit and piety you have as a white mage and minimize the amount of spellspeed you have. High spellspeed WHM is really fun to play, but you can run yourself out of MP and all of your healing is going to be precast anyway, so being able to cast healing spells quicker is sort of worthless. Tetra and bene and god forgive you if you ever have to cast it, non-cleric assize, are for emergencies. Regen is instant cast and asylum is off gcd. So when you have to cast a cure II or a medica II or whatever it's going to happen when you know the damage is coming out.

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>>166573397
he's my friend rape isn't ok

>>166573421
hum i'm not sure, i stood in front of sacrament last night and died that felt pretty sloppy

>>166574587
when is you and flats eb

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>>166572253

>like 70 level 50 quests to get to heavensward jobs
Holy fuck why can't I just skip all this shit. How do new players even handle this shit.

>>166575752
I smoked a lot of weed and complained about it to the friends who convinced me to sub

>>166575721
WHO is that midlander to the right

>>166575752
most of us aren't fucking babies like you

>>166575824
That's the Warrior of Darkness dumbass

Does the Gold Saucer not give you a free Triple Triad deck? I wanted to play it but apparently I don't have any cards and all the cards in the trader cost a fuckton

>>166574125
It's too late anon! Already deleted my post because of the shame!

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>>166575006
No more having to babysit the fucking egis like a mother who has to constantly haul her sticky-handed child away from sharp objects would be nice. I'm probably asking for a miracle in the form of decent AI, but shoot for the blah blah blah

>>166575942
Did you do the quests for it? Iirc they give you enough cards to play

>>166575942
There's a quest and you get a starting deck when you complete it. It's a tutorial explanation of how to play Triple Triad, if I remember correctly

>>166576046
See you again tomorrow then?

I'm going to marry Flat Chest!

>>166576136
I'm hoping the "combat system changes" ends up being more robust than it probably will and makes things feel more smooth. I like XIV, but it kinda plays like pudding sometimes.

>>166575006
I play all three healers.

I'd like them to nerf the fuck out of Balance, tired of this meme shit. It's like they didn't even make cooldowns reset on death because we still spend 2 minutes before every pull waiting for a fucking Balance. And I'm tired of listening to my DPS beg for it like crack addicts.

I'd like shroud or assize mp regen buffed just a bit, and I'd like for them to fix fairy responsiveness for scholar so there's less of a delay when using their skills.

>>166576552
For Shroud, they just need to give it the same duration as LA. There is no reason why a clone of Shroud suddenly has twice the duration

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Post males please

>>166575752
It's actually a big issue that keeps new players away. SE is trying to fix it but as usual they'll do it the lazy way (skip potions)
At least this time the HW quests are short and have no fetch quest fillers unlike ARR's

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/doze

>>166576635
*almost twice the duration

>>166575006
Yeah the whole 'blm is just a fire mage' thing is why I can't really enjoy the class. Fire is my least favourite element and it's pretty disappointing.

either way though I'm dropping it for RDM and hoping that class gets a ton of really cool different elements to use.

>>166576136
There's barely any pet management in SMN aside from putting Contagion in your own hotbar.

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>>166576656
Did someone say males.

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How do I find raid buddies in this game?

I'm neeeeeew

>>166576635
That'd be totally fine

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>>166576552
I have SCH and AST at 60, but they don't particularly get much play from me. I wish that Arrow and Spear were viable alternatives to Balance and it wasn't a clear cut on what's amazing and what's not.

Pets in this game are just kinda terrible, to be honest.

>>166576763
I like my big numbers, but it'd be cool if the elements cycled from Fire > Ice > Thunder in terms of what does big damage. Like you depleted your reservoir of Fire Aether and now you have to cast Ice spells while your Thunder charges up due to the decrease of Fire-aspected Aether and the increase of Ice-aspected Aether in the air or something.

>>166576850
advertise in PF
>>166576964
gross

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>>166576850
By playing a tank that isn't PLD. Jk, try to look for Active FCs on your server. Most of them will have people willing to help and get you through content and give advice.

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anyone wanna do A8 normal for wondrous tails? 1/0/3 right now on Aether

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>>166577102
>BEST LIZARD POSTING AGAIN

YEEE GURL!

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>>166574675
You should have plenty of story and other stuff to go through, but stormblood is quite some ways off so you might want to wait a few more months before jumping back in

>>166574675
It's still the same bullshit but you'd want to catch up and get ready for disappointment when Stormblood comes out.

what's with all these fucking tanks doing single pulls in expert roulette

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>>166577102
Are Pallies really that bad? I'm really enjoying this job.

>>166577020
I'd rather they just let us choose which of the three spells does what in the same way SMN can glamour their Egi.

Astral Lightning
Umbral Ice
DoT Fire

would be my preference given the opportunity, and I think letting people choose would be better than a contrived mechanic that changes what the elements actually do.

all they'd need to do to implement this would be to make a Thundaja animation, and hopefully it'd be a bigass lightningbolt this time instead of a ball.

>>166577504
Are you a healer?

>>166576701
wtf now I hate Rania and Enginn

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>>166572253

Grown man check
if your character has 4 or more of these qualities chances are you are a grown man
>It wears "modern" glasses (if they are item level 1 its most likely in this list)
>it uses metallic dyes on anything non metal
>it uses claws of the beast
>it fanta'd and/or namechanged more than 3 times (either or not a combination of both)
>it has "pure white" "the final witness" or "dominatrix/dominator" "deck holder" "serpent chaser" "grandmaster of the hand" as their title
>it plays a "cute" race female character (Miqo'te, Au Ra, Lala, Midlander)
>if it is miqote (female) add a point if it has a fluffytail and or poopnose
>if it is an Au Ra (female) add a point if it uses face 1 (backward horns) or face 3 (crossant horns) and or a croc tail, further more add a point if it doesnt use limbal rings
>it wears slutglam add another point if it is their battleglam
>it buys cashshop items for slutgam as soon as they can
>they wear blush
>they wear makeup that clashes with their skin tone
>anime hair color (includes highlights) add another point if it is anime hair
>it has suggestive search info
>it wears succubus horns for any reason at all
>its in soft or DRAKN
>its in an ERP linkshell add one point for each one
>it wears a named collar of their "master" add another point if it is glammed to their main glam
>its in a relationship with people constantly (this includes failed EBs)
>they make lewd emotes with an audience
>they have a tumblr, hentaifoundry, or twitter of their avatar
>it wants all of your attention/gets jealous very easily
>its has a star/heart/chocobo mark on its face
>its has an alt on the same world add 1 point for each alt
>if it is a female character, its in EB with another female character
>it plays actively seeking a gf/bf
>it has lewd art of its character or is part of a characters lewd art
>it has begged for a "tribute" in this thread
>it has broken up relationships out of spite and/or to get with the person in that relationship

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Name my band

>>166577531
No, they're fine. They're outperformed by DRK and WAR at a bleeding edge raid level, but all three are perfectly capable of doing their roles just fine in any content you'll encounter.

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>>166577531
PLD isn't terrible, but if you haven't tried it WAR and if you're in Heavensward DRK is fun too. PLD is good but it's feels so much more efficient. Don't let others pick your class if you enjoy it, play it.

>>166577531
It's a question of "good" or "better"

PLD isn't bad, just not as powerful as the other two. Encounter design has a lot to do with it too. PLD is more oriented towards mitigating physical damage, almost all of the more dangerous tankbusters in creator savage are magic damage, which DRK is more suited to deal with

>>166577730
plainsfolk worst folk

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>>166577175
just kidding it popped really fast sorry

>>166577708
>they wear blush
Only one.

>>166577708
22 points

not bad

>>166577708
Just Miqo'te and fluffy tail on one, Au Ra + alt on same world on another and Au Ra + Croc tail on a third
Each character is still 2/4

>>166577608
yes and i want big fat pulls

reminder that poo nose > not poo nose

>>166577708
I only got 3 points and I'm a futa erper, seems like your test is flawed

>>166577531
paladins get the job done ignore the memes they can handle a9s a10s a11s just fine and can handle a12s if you have heals who aren't shit. they get a lot of flak because of the rampant parse kiddies who play this game. you are naturally succiptible to magic damage as some of your mitigation dosent do dick to it and you have a no damage threat AoE along with a DoT threat AoE on a 25 sec OGC. other than that youre the simplest tank in the game with a spammable and more mitigation than you can shake a stick at with utility that can save a wipe (if your healer is shit) Paladin is the team dad tank where the other tanks are focused more on themselves.

>>166577708
>glasses
>blue hair

Wew, I can remain a small boy a while longer.

>>166577880
:(

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ebins doing content
o w o

>>166576701
Why is Rania erping a lalafell of all things?

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Post cat selfies

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>>166578173

aika is CUTE

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>>166577708
>metallic dyes on anything non metal
>fanta'd more than 3 times
>it plays a "cute" race female character
>has a fluffytail
>has an alt on the same world
>EB with another female character
>has lewd art of its character

>>166578092
What race/gender are you?

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>>166577708
I think I only hit one, or maybe two of these.As far as I can tell just the fanta one.

>>166577708
>Someone wrote all this because they were having an autistic meltdown over Renko
really ticks your tocker

>>166578225
*circlejerks u* ahn~

>>166578092
Just run ahead of them and pull more shit, what are they going to do? If they start complaining and refuse to tank, kick them.

>>166578173
is that kirito tsunderie

>>166578149
>Paladin is the team dad tank
I suddenly realise why I always prefer to play paladin on my older lady elezen tank character.

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>>166578225
ok

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>>166571868
>thread talks about me when I'm afk

I don't know what to think of this..

>>166578610
smd bun fuk u

>>166578467
female cat

>>166578634
>do this
>try to kick tank after dying
>get reported for improper use of vote kick

Probably how it'd go down.

>>166577708
whats an anime hair color?

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Do you guys think this blonde highlight looks good, or should I keep the highlight as grey/white?

>>166578784
maybe a shade darker

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>>166578558
Haha dumb Paissa

>>166578427
What kind of lewd art..

>>166578775
bright red / blue / green / silver or white on a non-old character, purple, etc.

Any non-natural hair colour, basically.

>>166578747
I have kicked two people using that method and havent gotten in trouble

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>>166577504
I usually just tell the tank to start pulling bigger if the healer can handle it provided I'm not tanking myself, which is pretty rare nowadays.

>>166578101
Bless the puppy nose.

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>>166578834
how's this

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>>166578864
>character looks like a drow
>this is considered "anime" by autists

>>166578914
I want to kiss your puppy nose after a pitched battle.

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>>166578715
it means you finally made it cuteworriedmidlander

>>166578784
I think you should drop the highlights altogether

>>166577708
i will never apologize for croc tails

>>166578721
Well then, there you are. Not saying you're a bad healer, bit female cat healers are very often kinda crap. They may just be wary from bad experiences. Try to reassure them at the start that you're okay with big pulls if they feel they can handle it.

>>166578906
There's no need to, the healer should always be taken seriously if they say "pull more". If the tank doesn't pull more, he's in the wrong but you can't justify kicking him for it. I find most tanks will pull more if you tell them "I'm able to keep you alive no matter how many you pull" because if they don't pull more it makes them look incompetent and not the healer

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>>166579031
here's no highlights but i'm not sure, it feels too flat?

>>166578360
who is this cutie

>>166578985
Go fuck yourself Drizzt

Mary Sue trash-tier race

>>166579139
Low-light with a shade of dark grey / black.

Zurvan: I am Zurvan.

>>166578985
>drow
I base my elezen on dunmer, thank you very much.

>>166579161
The race is good fuck you, it's literally only Drizzt who's a mary sue shitter. The entire race though has an astoundingly fun culture.

If there's no witnesses it never happened.

>>166578715
Sarah is cuuuute!

>didn't put /xivg/ in subject

Retard

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>>166579190
I think you're right, here's it with light, it does look a lot less flat

>>166579026
post butt

>>166579026
who is this absolute slut
upload an image of your hindquarters

>>166579139
Try making the highlights subtler. Really dark hair with really light highlights looks trashy in real life too.

>>166579161
whos that?

>>166576552
>I'd like them to nerf the fuck out of Balance, tired of this meme shit. It's like they didn't even make cooldowns reset on death because we still spend 2 minutes before every pull waiting for a fucking Balance. And I'm tired of listening to my DPS beg for it like crack addicts.


They wouldn't care so much if FFLogs actually normalized parses based on item lvl and buffs. One could easily calculate an avg item lvl equivalent for party wide buffs like Balance/Trick Attack/Etc and use that number to rank DPS on a DPS per ilvl basis.

For example:
BLM A is ilvl 270 and does 3700 DPS
BLM B is ilvl 265 and does 3600 DPS

BLM A has an Astro in his party and based on uptime, balance was found to provide the same DPS increase that 5 more ilvls would. BLM A is now calculated to have ilvl 275.

BLM A did 13.45 DPS/ilvl
BLM B did 13.58 DPS/ilvl

Despite BLM A pulling more raw DPS, BLM B was actually performing better and if he had the same buffs and gear as BLM A, would have done 3734 DPS.

tl;dr
Normalized parses would provide a more accurate measure of player performance and DPS babbies would stop begging for Balance.

tfw can't make basic decisions

>>166579212
truly post

>>166579508
I'd like this, not for the actual epeen measurement but just that it'd be easier to see whether you as a player are underperforming compared to your peers or if it's the gear difference

why are dunmer dicks in the ES lore anyway

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>>166578717
Maybe later, if you're a good kitty cat 8^)

>>166579139
That looks way better already. If you want to pull off that hair with highlights I'd go a lighter color like blonde or brown and mix in something just a shade lighter of that, just so it's not so contrasting... it'd go well with the green eyes too.

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>>166579440
you're definitely right, here's one of the darkest browns and it looks much better than the blonde I had before

>>166579026
Years of posting here has finally paid off..

>>166579297
Cute lizard!

>>166579702
wait a second where's your bra

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>>166579679
/Pet. I've seen you round before. Although not that much. ;_;

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>pray
>aught
>anyroad

>>166579820
settle down burger it's a fantasy game not everyone has to speak american

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>>166579767
i've been cropping above the chest, also, here's a shade darker than >>166579702
which looks better?

>>166579820
The writers are fond of their particular catchphrases, as writers are wont to do.

>>166579926
Nice

>>166579668
their entire race got cursed and they live on a volcano, they're really cranky because of it

>>166579820
Is aught amiss?

>>166579903
If you realease a game in America, it better be in American, not whatever shit language that is.

why do face 1-3 cats all look THE EXACT FUCKING SAME

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>>166579374
>>166579427
uncentered

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>>166580009

>>166580037
come on

>>166579910
i think the lighter ones are better although I really like >>166579139 as well. personally not a massive fan of black hair with light highlights.

what bust size? if 100 post f@ c@ t@s when you're done

>>166579820
It only takes a few bells to get used to it.

>>166579792
Hello poopy cat

>>166580020
Fun fact: the typical American accent / dialect was originally British until we defeated Mecha Godzilla and claimed independence. The high echelons of the British society tried to distance themselves from their American cousins and adopted a new manner of speaking, creating the "British" accent / dialect you think of.

>>166580037
shana pls, i expect a premium quality butt pic from you, not this.
>>166579820
Thou shan't imply that there is aught amiss with ye tale of this game, shall you?

Is BLM easier than SMN? I'm terrible at managing DoTs and pet

>>166580134
Alright I think i'll go pure black, I was worried it would make my character look generic and I wanted to stand out a bit from other people but if you think it looks that much better

>>166579508
That would be neat but I don't really expect a site where people who are proven cheaters are welcomed back to put effort into promoting something that would give a more fair assessment of dps

>>166580356
>thou shan't
I shat.

>>166580480
BLM is harder, SMN is one of the easiest jobs

>>166580480
it's easier in terms of cooldowns and rotation, harder in terms of getting fucked over by movement

give it a shot, since you share gear anyway

>>166580037
i sniff her pussy

>>166580480
IMO, BLM has the lower skill floor but a higher skill ceiling.

>>166580149
/slap

>>166578853
drawfriend drew me http://imgur.com/a/nj5Yq in there somewhere

>>166580514
It's really up to you. I just think that hairstyle doesn't dye that well with highlights.
I liked the one with the lighter highlights as well but it really boils down to what you like in the end.
Perhaps you want to experiment with the face paint or make-up as well? Most people don't really use those things well or at all.
Also don't forget that clothes are a huge part on how well your character looks overall.

>>166580714
server?

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>>166580272
Would you like to try the poopy?

is it worth springing for ironworks gear this late in the expansion?

i remember buying artisan's a few months before hw came out and feeling like a dipshit when it got obsoleted immediately

>>166580613
>>166580648
>i've never had to optimize SMN
Is this that time of day where people claim something is "harder" because you get punished hard for a retarded mistake

>>166580889
craft it
takes fucking nothing

wtt bp for friends pst

>>166571607

did i miss the recent free log-in campaign?

>>166581354
Yes

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>>166579161
>drizzt
>blue hair
>drow

>>166581384
fml, i miss this game so much and finally have time to play, thank you anon

>>166580809
Balmung, why?

>>166580889
I certainly wouldn't buy it outright, but if you've got a bunch of kupo nuts for fibers and know someone who will craft it for you then grab it. June or whenever Stormblood is coming out is quite a long ways off

>>166581396
Drow is blue skin white hair.

>>166581497
There might be another one in a few months, so keep your eyes open!

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mufasa..

>>166581530
>Drow is blue skin
No it bloody well isn't. It's fucking obsidian.

>>166578715
>>166578715
>>166578715
>>166578715
>>166578715

>>166581530
>blue skin
Black.

>>166581776
do the right thing
kick him down

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>>166571868
Saeraeh Lockewoode is the nicest and least malicious ebin

>>166581897
whatever nerd
Go fap to Dribble Do'blurben

>>166582079
ebins are always bad. period.

>>166582120
who or what even is 'drizzt dourden'

i see this stupid name or something like it all the time

>>166582079
i like this pic

>>166578715
Sarah is the cutest I wish I could cuddle her ;-;

>>166582198
a famous drow character

>>166582176
what defines an ebin is three points

>>166582079
activatin jamma

>>166582198
A drow autist. Star of an execrable novel series popular with angsty teens.

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Redpill me on this individual

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>>166582438
nah

Who here has the softest feet

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>>166582176
Well if I go by xivg standards, Sarah has a safe spot at the top of the pyramid

>>166582438
Cute boy that needs a bf/gf that will love him and whisper sweet things in his ear and never ever betray him.

>>166582610
pls...

Balmung Infiltrator here

Post the names, I'll shift the blame.

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>>166582198
>>166581396
>>166579291
>>166579161

>>166582554
zettai ryoiki

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>>166582610
DID SOMEONE SAY THIS FAIR MAIDEN NEEDS A KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOUR?

>>166571607
>searched for xivg
>Got nothing
You fucking OPs

>>166582661
shana
selkie
adelais
flat
beepy
elk

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>>166582438
cool cat

>>166582610
lol

>>166582653
Can't blame me, you deserve someone like that, Elkykins.
>>166582892
More like that boys needs a knight in dark armor to become stars in the void with, while also visiting paradise and enjoying it's sunshine on their skin.

>>166583018
>Searched for XIV
>Found the thread
>Kept going anyway and hit G
The only problem here is you.

>>166583145
cringe
is this Ippiki

>>166583159
>>Searched for XIV
After shifting through other results
Do your fucking job faggot

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>>166583145
Say no more I'm on my way.

>>166583159
>Implying hitting one extra key takes more effort than looking through 5-6 results

>>166583198
>ippiki
>ever being nice to guys
lol
if he cant get pussy from you he doesnt want you near him

>>166582661
>>166583041
adding emily
sushi
pub

>>166583018
>Too retarded to hit control+f and type xiv

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>>166583240

>>166583421
qft

>>166577693
How do you do shit like that?

>>166583563
Why do final fantasy generals have such shit OP images compared to others

anyone on aether want to duo q 8v8 or frontlines for awhile?

i can play ast or monk, it's a lot less boring when you have at least one person you can depend on

>>166583563
Exactly my point
>Hitting g
>takes .2 seconds
>Looking through 5 results
>takes 1-3 seconds
Damn me for being use to /xivg/, something we've been using sense 2.0

>>166583741
shitty thread meme culture

lf yandere gf(male)

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>>166583741
Laziness.

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Warriors will defend this

>>166583835
ITS THE FUCKING FIRST RESULT YOU DODECAOBTUSEFAGGOT

>>166583895
This is not how obsessive love works.
You can't just get a person to obsess over you as if you went to the store.
You need that spark for them to get infatuated with you.

>>166583895
Try your luck with the following:

Abe
Shana
Putt
Beepy
Elk
Flat
Rania

>>166583421
its funny because youre wrong and he used to act that way towards me

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>>166584073
Not always?
You do understand how 4chan works, right? That whole bumping thing people talk about?
It was the 4th result when I first did a search

>>166582661
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/linkshell/25614222880754717/

>>166584152
he probably thought you were a girl
or brahms. he always had that mancrush on brahms

>>166582661
Sayora

>>166584376
its never been a secret that im a man though

>>166584310
>all that cancer
thots of a feather fuck up together

>>166584214
Wow you had to do SO much work.

>>166584310
>Ablu
No...

I just resubbed and rolled a new potato because I like being cute an not sexualized, but I'm starting to regret not being a female roe. I've got a spare fantasia but I also have a stereotypical lala name. What do?

>>166584310
I feel so sorry for Renko, being forced into that LS purely because he was forced to be friends with Emily because he joined the same FC.

>>166584214
>he doesn't just type "final"
>he doesn't have chrome give him a list of his various /vg/ searches

sorry you can't handle computers, all i have to do is type "4" and click two times to reach whatever general i'm looking for.

>>166584481
youre a girl until you get comfy on skype with him
if you turn out to be a guy, consider the call ended and your ass kicked from the maid linkshell

>>166584709
p sure ive known him longer than you my man, i know how it works and he knew full well i was a guy

>>166582661
>>166584310
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/linkshell/25614222880750282/

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>>166584534
Depending on how far you are in the leveling process it may be worth it to just reroll instead of blowing cash on a name change.

Roes a best.

>>166584648
Pretty sure Renko likes being forced to do things

>>166584776
who even r u
if ur elk then he just needed you to carry his ass through first coil
after that hes never given a shit about you
if u werent in zr then u can fuck off completely

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$230

>>166584783
>>166584310
>There are literally dozens of these linkshells.
>It's all the same group of people + 2 or 3 random others
Why the fuck don't they just make their own FC at this point?

For anybody that asks "Hi i'm new who do I avoid" just click any linkshell link here and there's your list.

>>166582892
>>166582438
is this a midlander or a highlander?

>>166585049
>if u werent in zr then u can fuck off completely
lol this newfag who wasnt part of /dsg/ thinks zr is the beginning

>>166585049
>elk
>carrying anyone
Sides

>>166584783
>>166584310
Nearly everyone in both of those linkshells consistently avatarfags in these threads.
Jesus fucking christ.

>>166585195
ippiki was too busy jerking over gwendolyn and his pvp rank to care about pussy
only here he can find desperate women to orbit him for carries
>>166585345
go find a group that doesnt kick you within a week, ippiki

>>166585156
Mid

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>can't cross server pf potd
I looked over that in the notes, damnit yoshi

>>166585616
But you're ERPing with literally every person in DRAKN and not doing POTD?

>>166585616
Shouldn't you be trying to erp with more Drakn members and thread personalities?

>>166585448
>being jealous you weren't invited
wew lad

>>166585838
i'm not even on balmung, shitter

>>166585928
>being too poor to transfer
wew lad

>>166585928
Why do you even come to these threads then?
No one cares about you or what you have to say, loser.

>Yysara will never try to ERP with you

>>166585697
>>166585764
Who in DRAKN does he ERP with?

>>166586037
Sunn, Lethe, a few others.

>>166586007
thank god

>>166585616
I have missed you in the thread that is.

>>166572253
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/linkshell/25614222880749738/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ky63x0pQ_5A

>>166586037
http://eu.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/linkshell/25614222880756700/

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I was just constantly hitting random seeing if I could get a cute girl and this popped up, should I keep her? I think she looks pretty nice