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Sombra is fun now

>>166537507
She's still too weak.

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>>166537450
post template already

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first for BUY MORE FREE LIMITED EDITION BOXES SILLY FUCKING GOYIM

DON'T YOU WANT YOUR FREE LIMITED EDITION JOURNEY TO THE WEST SKINS?

>>166537542
Tell me what bracket you're playing in that a free earthshatter for your rein is "weak".

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w-wew lad.

these are kind of lewd.

Plus her new qipao skin is super hot.

am I becoming a symmetrafag?

make the flag pickup/return instant
make the flag dropped when you use certain mobility skills like tracers time warp and sombras translocate but leave most
make it so you require your flag on the stand to capture theirs like real ctf games

wow game mode isn't aids anymore, it's quick and fun like ctf should be

>>166537542
Probably, but she can be a huge pain in the ass while she builds her ult which when followed up on is amazing.

>>166537542
She's not meant to be a Reaper, she's meant to be an annoyer, denier, and EMP launcher. Hack healthpacks for your team to rapidly build ult charge and EMP the enemies when you're pushing. Sneak around and hack their tanks and most dangerous DPS/Supports, track down injured enemies and finish them off, and scout with invisibility and recall.

>4 gold medals
>The card is for objective kills instead

Good to know the card system is working as intended

>>166537656
She's extremely dominant. She is a person that wants to have 100% control at all times

>>166537656
Get Devi and embrace true bloo

>>166537656
>just now
You don't deserve her heels in your face

I heard D.va got nerfed on console. What was nerfed about her?

>>166537767
>an autistic dom curry

Mmmm yeah

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McCreeeee
Which Mei skin is the best?

What do you think is Sombra's real name?
I bet it's something cute, like Alejandra.

>>166537658
Also make the map a long payload map with a Boss Symmetra linking the in between spawns with teleporters, so once a team gets behind they can quickly catch back up to the runner.

>>166537608

Already got the new dva skin for free my friend, not necessary

>>166537507
What changed about her?
Haven't been paying attention....

>>166537861
Everytime she leaves her mech she travels to the 5th dimension

ROADHOG ONESHOTS MEI 100% OF THE TIME NOW

One of Roadhog's few counters just got btfo. I don't play Reaper but I'm guessing he's in a similar boat.
How could anyone call this a nerf? Zaryas are even scared shitless of him now

>>166537885
McCreeAnon, is that you? Also Earthen is best.

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>>166537767
Welp, I'm sold then.
This is great.

>>166537946
They lowered the Hack CD from 12 to 8 seconds, makes her flow a shitload better since you feel like you can freely use hack when you want to. They also made it slightly faster to cast so it's possible to get it off on heroes without being interrupted a little easier, but the big thing is the CD.

I haven't been paying attention is there a D.Va upskirt yet?

>>166537946
Hack cooldown is now 8 seconds.
Hacking only takes 0.8 seconds.

>>166537980
It was never a nerf, it was a fix that buffed him, only retards cried that it was a nerf because they couldn't hook through walls and pull people through dimensions.

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Anyone around 2000 want to dou?

NA
notacare#1684

Post ALL chinese skins NOW.

>>166537980
He continues to be badly-desgined cancer, unfortunately.

Playing a few hours of CTF on console made me remember why did Blizzard think it was necessary to nerf turret damage but not any of the fast heroes. 90% of the playerbase can't hit a good Tracer or Genji with a slow ass controller. Not to mention they can use all of their abilities.

Almost every match is about who has the better Tracer or Genji.

>>166537885
American. All the other skins are shit.

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After trying nuD.Va, I honestly think she's fine.

She feels about as survivable as Winston, which is good enough. Now she can't just boost straight into the enemy without fear. You gotta time your engagements right and position yourself properly, much like Winston has to.

Plus, defense matrix is still the best defensive ability in the game, so that helps.

Is there a check list?

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>"I'm putting a rock in this one."

What did she mean by this?

Mei was actually hot as fuck all along.

>>166538191
>about the same as Winston

So she's trash

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>>166537998
>McCreeAnon, is that you?
Which one?
Also I'm fond of Rescue Mei

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>video game "culture" was a mistake

>>166537906
B- but goy, surely you want the Winston skin? Mei?

>>166538242
>he needs 400 armor to stay alive

So you're trash

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>still no kkk hero

already comes with predesigned skins

>>166538262
The one who used to head his first post in the thread with "Jesse McCree." It seems like no one's seen him around in a while, though.

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>have the flag
>game goes into draw anyway
What? How does overtime even work?

>>166538378
It doesn't.

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Post yfw Battle.net forums is full of crying D.va mains

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I feel like people are really exaggerating the impact of the d.va nerfs. I've still been doing great with her in my comp games. In fact, it feels a lot easier to kill things now. You just can't play as aggressively anymore, because her counters actually counter her now.

>>166538378
overtime works in mysterious ways

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Anyone else experiencing trash comp matches? Is everyone skilled trying to play the brawl?

>>166538450
They tightened up her spread and increased the number of pellets per volley to 11, letting her do even more damage. Get in their face and they're going to die quickly. Like you said she does have to be more careful, too, so it balances.

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>>166538432

How can people unironically believe D.Va was fine in her previous state? She was so absurdly broken.

>>166538534
People who don't play that often come back during events.

>>166538191
>The girl with 100% projectile nullifier
>And can fly any direction and turn easily
>Same survivability as monkey man with glass shield

>>166537767
Someone needs to know how many marbles were spilled on the ground.

>everyone is bitching about the game mode
>Meanwhile i'm just picking genji, fucking with Bastions and practicing my mobility.
Comfy.

>>166538576
A glass shield he can drop on any point, actually protect others with it, and fire while using it

>>166538595
I'll count them for her
:3

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>Open the login freebie box.
>GOLD
>It's just one of the shitty Pirate Torb skins.

Off to a good start.

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IF THE RIVER GANGES WAS SYMMETRA'S TAINT, ID SUCK IT DRY

I WANT TO GIVER HER SPHINCTER A PASSIONATE FRENCH KISS

>>166538637
Playing the CTF maps just for shits and giggles is severely underrated.

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>>166538367
Oh yeah that's me!
I stopped posting that for a bit because it seemed kinda repetitive, but I saw the drought in McCree posting and came back with a new catchphrase.
I'm almost always here lurking/posting though.

>>166538716
My free box was literally a wwbw

>>166538734
Once you stop giving a shit about taking it seriously the game becomes alot more fun.
Trying to sneak in a cap when the enemy doesn't have turrets, bullying bastions. Sombra in general.
I do kinda wish it was a brand new map and not just Lijang tower with a special spawn room though. most of the maps feel a little small other than the pond one.

i hope blizzard does an april fools day event where they give a clown outfit to reaper

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>>166538716
>open the login box
>3 grey one blue
>open 4 more boxes at the end of the day
>blue / grey and one gold
>gold is the lucio hockey skin

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>tfw you get POTG playing your Waifblu

>Tracers new skin has roses going from her thigh to her cunt

What did she mean by this?

>>166538892
Instant buy.

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>>166538892

>YOU LOOK RIDICULOUS

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Cutest and best pairing

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So this is what is under that skirt

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>>166538687
>actually protect others with it

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>>166537980
Because 99% of players literally don't even play on PTR and just meme WOW ROADHOG IS SO SHIT NOW after seeing a few gifs of failed hooks

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>>166538716
>opened five loot boxes at the start of the event
>all grey and blue drops

It's going to be one of those events for me isn't it.

How do you guys play CtF as a deathmatch for fun? There's nothing fun about fighting enemies that have 150 extra hp at all times.

post qt d.vas

that new skin has me diamonds

>>166539123
Why the fuck would we even bother with PTR when they won't even take feedback from those of us who did put time into PTR? I scrimmed for hours on PTR and gave feedback, was completely ignored for softball questions.

>>166539207
Sounds like you need to up your bullying game.

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>>166539123
Jeff spitting fire

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>>166538716
My free box had a legendary.
Raindancer. For the 3rd time in a row.

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> play CTF once
> never again
I'm glad they tried but I'd rather play lucioball over this

How the fuck do you actually win in CTF? Past 4 games have been a draw cause no one can cap, it's ridiculous how easy it is to return the flag to the base.

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>>166537980
>mfw I was telling people this from day one
>mfw they just called me a salty hogshitter and kept memeing the hog was dead
>mfw my reign of terror continues

>>166539123
They give me no reason to play PTR for longer than it takes to take a quick look at the changed.
Why would I waste time on PTR when I could be leveling up, getting lootboxes, and gaining SR on the main client.

>>166538791
Oh! Well in that case, I'm glad you're still here!

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>tfw 5 draws in a row

NICE FUCKING GAME MODE BLIZZ.
SURE IS FUN PLAYING AGAINST THE SAME SYM/MEI/BASTION TURTLE COMPS IN A ROW.

This is a troll mode. Last game the enemy team never came anywhere near our flag and just sat on theirs farming kills. If the match ends at 0/0 capture time should decide the winner.

>>166539313

>Wanting Goaltenderball back

>>166539332
push in with your whole team at once and dump ultimates

or swooce right in while the entire enemy team is out and steal the flag

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>>166537656
>Doing arcade mode for boxes
>Run into a Zen with Sanzang
>Check him out while spamming "Impressive" and "Exquisite"

>>166539123
playing with 300ms ping on the ptr is pointless, especially when you don't get anything out of it and any feedback won't matter.

>>166539375
>They expect me to form an opinion for FREE???
Retard

>>166539467
More like
>They expect me to play-test their game for FREE??

>play 8 matches of CTF
>7/8 team is mentally handicapped
>MM forcing me to lose
>finally win one
>free box
>blues and greys

Fuck this game. And fuck 50/50 matchmaking.

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It's NOT what I WANTED!

>>166539123
This is why you give people major incentives or at least help them in some way.

With WoW they at least gave people free level 110s with the best gear possible to test out the new content

>>166538328

There's definitely an actual bug.

If you see where her waist goes into her hip in her default pose, the back of her pelvis goes completely flat at one spot and then goes into her thigh.

It almost looks like her waist is going off center.

>>166539416
I'm consistently winning, maybe you just suck fampai, probably won 20 of 25 today.

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>>166537450
>Not a skin
Still mad. That highlight from last was good guess Blizz couldn't be bothered with making a skin.

>>166539592
You wanna sponsor my mumble server fuckboi?

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>>166539524

>>166539572
Take a screenshot to point it out? I haven't noticed anything like this.

>>166539416
Do you play at sub gold or what?
Master rarely has draws but yet very even fights

anyone played RE7?

>>166539790
Wrong general

>>166539123
WRESTLE WITH JEFF

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Conceptually and in practice, I find CtF to be awful, yet I continue to play it anyway... How does blizz do it?

>>166537598
WHERE IS IT!

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>tfw getting up to monkey business

Anyone else ever explore the levels? I love all the little details.

>>166539123
>Hey guys were gonna implement some CUHRAZY things in PTR
>Not everything will make it because theyre so crazy and tentative
>They all make it to live untouched

Feedback doesnt matter

>>166539872
Where's that

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>>166539872
>Just barely noticed the King's Row payload starts to pulsate as it nears the finish

Friendly reminder that high stats with less popular heroes matter more than a high win ratio

why did they nerf dva this patch but not symmetra???????????

w-we don't have to worry about McCree right? He'll get a good legendary on Independence Day event, right? Right?

so hog is pretty much op this patch now right

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>>166538350
>no kkk heros
Zarya is right there anon. She cant stand those filthy omniggers

>>166538572
>He says, posting DPS76

>>166539964
Because lol just shoot her XDD you're so bad if you can't out damage 120 dps man :^)

>>166538543
>They tightened up her spread and increased the number of pellets per volley to 11, letting her do even more damage.
did they not keep the damage nerf as well? I didn't look at the actual patch notes

>>166539928
Volskya Industries, in the house on the right upstairs outside of the attack spawn.

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>>166539662

>>166539375
>>166539467
>>166539524
(((Kaplan))) said they were thinking about giving people a few extra lootboxes for playing PTR as incentive.

>>166539524
You want the game to be fixed?
You want the game to be balanced?
You want the devs to listen to you?

Play the PTR and report bugs and glitches and imbalances. You can take a couple hours from grinding loot boxes to ensure that your favorite character isn't going to become trash, your most hated character doesn't get buffed, and the characters you want to try but are too shit get buffed/fixed.

Makes sense, doesn't it?

>>166539947
I just noticed that too the other day.

I was escorting the limo and Hollywood and I swear I heard someone (the omnic director in the limo?) say something during transport. Something about getting the scene filmed.

Am I going crazy? Is this new?

>>166539971

>on Independence Day event

lol

>>166539572
So kinda what happens with Zarya's "Flex" win pose caving her ass inwards?

>>166539535
This skin has got to be the ugliest one yet, her skin also doesn't match the dress.

>>166540090
They decreased damage-per-pellet from 3 to 2 and increased pellets-per-volley from 8 to 11, for a net decrease in 2 damage per volley. However, with more pellets hitting, it's a ton easier to dish out more consistent damage, hence easier killing.

>>166540206
that has been there literally since beta

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>Gibraltar defense

>>166540206
>I was escorting the limo and Hollywood and I swear I heard someone (the omnic director in the limo?) say something during transport. Something about getting the scene filmed.
>Am I going crazy? Is this new?
That's been there forever

Some of them from memory:
>I could have WALKED THERE faster than this
>I'm not paying you for your acting ability! Move!

>>166540090
What nerf, a whole 1 damage less, she still melts faces and does it better now thanks to her tightened spread. Against other tanks with their large bodies she chews them up, and god help you if she targets you as a character with no high damage or mobility options.

>>166540206
No that has always been there since the very beginning of the game. It's Halfred Glitchbot, his lines are hilarious. Hell they used him in the beta to foreshadow McCree coming in.

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>>166539662

>>166540270
>>166540298
>>166540329

Huh. Guess I never noticed. Also I play a lot with sound off because of reasons.

Neat though.

>>166540271
Also Gilbraltor has a lot of comfy ass areas.

>you will never live on gilbraltor with winston doing science and overwatch things

>>166540175
As someone already said, they're not actually listening to feedback. People have posted video evidence along with plenty of numbers about what's been changed, and they refuse to budge. They said "no ones playing ptr, so stop complaining" but when those of us who were on PTR speak up they don't respond. They know what they're going to do and don't actually want feedback on balance, so fuck em i'm not testing from now on. Have fun with Ana Meta PT3: Nano Visor hell, retards.

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If you haven't seen it yet, here's an amazing "tapestry" art they did to celebrate CYN based on JttW: https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/blog/20497961

If you click on the tapestry it leads you to a little comic about Winston's journey as Sun Wukong.

>>166540120
There are people on the forums begging to keep it that way to piss tumblr off. Seriously, do you have nothing better to do with your life.

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>>166539836
I played and lost one match of it. Well it was a draw and I then realized what a shining example of low skill ceiling that mode really is. in unreal tournament a single dude could push through and outplay his enemies and get the flag. In Overwatch you have to have half of your team there.
That's also when I realized why I only play this game during these events and even then one match at a time and then go play something else for a while. I just get so passive and so bored with the game after that one match that I have no real reason to continue. Sometimes in ranked there are some fun matches that make me go for another round, but that's rare.

The more I play this game, the more its glaring flaws in design shine bright as a thousand suns, yet people defend that shit with pitchforks in hand. Its....its almost as if people don't want their favorite game to get better? WHAAAAAT.

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>>166539872
>bedroom where little Volskaya were conceived

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>>166540302
>Bullet damage decreased from 3 to 2
>"it's just 1 damage less!"

Do your part.

When you beat a team with a Widowmaker on it, say "Sorry about your Widow"

Wipe these shitters off the face of the earth and make Overwatch great again

>>166540457
>where sombra forced miss volskya to walk around the room i lingerie, blind folded and handcuffed with a ball gag in her mouth

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>>166540434
>that
>amazing
Fuck off blizzard employee

>>166538328
>it's fucking real

>>166540481
You know what I mean, as someone else said earlier it's a net 2 damage loss per volley, but the tightened spread means more hits and more headshots, even at her max range she'll be hitting you more often and if she's in close she can and will tear you apart. Being squishier herself now is the only saving grace.

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>White White Blue White

Please Kaplan.
Its been all fucking day.

>>166537980
Roadhog has never been this strong, meanwhile D.Va was turned into a cumrag. What was Blizzard thinking?

>>166540434
This event is so comfy to me. I miss living in Asia. ;__;

>>166539872
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIzTHXTvmJE

>>166540608
>people actually believe this

>>166540120
Just smoothen out the curve on the cloth. Have mei not be a fatass.

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>>166540375
>literal busted ass
Desi ass goddess frowns upon this oversight.

>>166540549
You know that's not gonna work. They're gonna dig their heels in and bitch about how they're getting picked on. They already have shitty attitudes, if they gave two fucks about the objective or team comp they wouldn't be picking Widow in the first place.

>>166539535
They could've given that to Wiowmaker, but nooo

>>166540609
I hate this shit. I spent a while grinding loot boxes today, trying to pile them up you know?

I had the free even one, one from leveling up, one from capture the flag plus the first weekly box then the second and third weekly box plus another level up.

I was fucking excited to open them. All grey and blue drops. All of them.

I swear to fucking god.

>>166540684
If only that ass wasn't connected to the cringiest thing after d.va. Someone switch that ass and the thighs to someone else. Give her roadhogs ass and thighs.
>>166540621
She has now reached her full potential. A total cumrag that belongs into the trash.

I can't believe Blizzard actually expects us to coordinate with our team for this event

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theyre gonna make a new overwatch porn parody

quick, cast your fave pornstar to portray your main

diamond jackson for symmetra

>>166540443

>>166540375 makes it more obvious.

I was merely telling the guy it's was an actual bug and not Blizzard buckling under complaints. Her model is actually seriously fucked.

>Seriously, do you have nothing better to do with your life.

I dunno. From what you're telling me about how you don't want Blizzard to fix a bug to upset a bunch of people on an unrelated site, it seems I should be asking you the exact same question.

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>>166540752
Knowing Blizzard, it would have been just as lazily made. All of Sym's skins have been nothing more than recolorings. She hasnt gotten a legendary other than the ones shes had since launch

>>166540884
Anri Okita as D.Va.

She retired. ;__;

>>166540884
shinozaki ai for Mei. Though she is much prettier than that chinese bargain bin whore Mei. Still, would watch it.

>>166540453
>in unreal tournament a single dude could push through and outplay his enemies and get the flag.
>In Overwatch you have to have half of your team there.

That's because of retarded defense stacking. In ultimate combat you actually have to defend, while in Overwatch you just set up some turrets and have a picknick.

Australia map when?

>>166540981
How does a person "retire" from porn. Do you not sell so you get fired or did she just decide she didn't want to do it anymore?

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>this is what those freaks on tumblr think mei SHOULD look like

>>166540981
she wouldn't fit at all. Might want one of them junior JAV models that just turned 18 so they can get BLACKED by reaper in the porno.

>>166541040
>combat
lmao, meant tournament

WHY CAN'T I WIN ONE FUCKING CTF GAME

I'm playing a good mercy or whatever is needed what the fuck

I have literally lost 6 games for every victory

What am I doing wrong?

>>166541008
>shinozaki ai

Good taste my nigga.

>>166541071
She retired from filming I guess. She just doesn't do it anymore. Which is a damn shame but at least she made it out still hot as fuck.

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>tfw don't have fun with the game anymore
>have to force myself to play because I do like playing the characters but it's just not fun anymore
>try CTF, kinda fun, set up a group with randoms
>play for like 3 hours straight just CTF with the guys, having more fun today than OW my entire time playing it, despite the fact that our W/R by the end of the night was still essentially 50
I guess I kinda like this game then. A lot! You're all great peeps friends.

>>166541118
>Mercy on CTF
That's why

>>166540884
>Kaylani Lei for Zenyatta
not sure if want

>>166540884
Goro as Reaper

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>>166538350
>no brown hero turned white or asian
>almost a dozen opposite cases

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>>166541092
>wanting to watch asian girls get blacked

Fucking turbo cuck.

>>166541118
play a mobility character and go for the fucking flag

I am so fucking ridiculously salty about this D.Va nerf.

She turns to wet cardboard in an instant. She now gets hooked and dies near instantly if another player is with Roadhog.

Lucio can dance around the wall and heal himself faster than you can damage him.

What the god damn fuck are they doing.

>>166541071

Well one i'm aware of became a DJ, no idea if a successful one.

Also Sasha grey has tried to get work in normal movies.

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>>166540884
Mandingo as Genji

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>first skin after 10-ish boxes
wew, I barely play Bastion though

>>166539790
It's very good, I'd rather be playing it over OW, but cosmetics.

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no fucking way did they make a skin like this

>>166541283
Your point about wet cardboard is fair, but they actually buffed her killing potential fairly substantially. Git gud.

>>166541118
>mercy
>good
>>166541171
I was hoping CTF would have made the game enjoyable to me again, but its shit too. I only play this game to feed my gambling addiction.

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>>166541328
Nice Cock anon

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>>166541258
>tfw sneaking onto enemy flag and flying away as pharah on the rooftop garden level

God that felt good. I didn't run into anyone the whole flight home.

>>166541071
Not him, but she decided to stop doing contracted work by whatever agency she had.
Now she does modelling and such, but I'm not sure if that can net her enough money.
https://youtu.be/vzMc6a8rCWI?t=379

She might be doing prostitution on the side like some do or she met a guy and got married or is planning to. Who knows.

>>166541286
D.va had perfectly balanced health and, it was the defense matrix which was the problem and of course that's the only thing they don't change.

>>166541286
>Sasha Grey
>Normal
Fucking lmao, isn't she some holier-than-thou cunt now, who preaches about how intelligent she is because she read a few books?

>>166541412
y-you too

>>166540884
>3DPD
>>>>>>>>>>>>/out/

>>166541223
Are you being racist? Get outta here bigot. Every woman deserves the taste of sweet taste of black cock. Asians and blacks are the best combo, the only combo that should ever be.

>>166541185
>>166541258
They run in and die otherwise, and I try for the flag but I dunno what else I can do. It's like everyone around me is retarded.

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>>166541219
>no brown hero turned white or asian
Did you somehow miss the tumblrites whining about muh bleached character

>>166541395
Honestly, if they balanced it like they were going to, before changing things up for the sake of changing things up it would have been exactly the gamemode I wanted. Maybe they will actually choose to address the horrible balance issues and make an actual fucking map or two for it.

>>166541389
Why surprised anon?

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>it's a silent duo queue makes awful picks and wastes their ults episode

>>166540884
Asa Akira for D.Va

>>166541393
actually because of the bullet spread it's less damage to smaller targets.

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>>166541467
>complains about 3DPD
>plays a 3D game

>>166541520
>one of them picks a healer and only heals his buddy

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>new update
>new legendaries
>new gamemode to play
I can't wait to unlock the cool new legendaries! Let's open up this loot bo-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSAKHLbCUGk

>>166541481
>everyone else is bad but me

well there's your problem

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>>166541481
Everyone but you right?

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>>166541492
What i wouldnt give to bury my face in those undead thighs

>>166541492
>goes from brown to a corpse

Not quite the same thing

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So did anyone take upskirt shots of D Va yet?

>>166541652
white bloomer things

>>166541467
>>>/a/

>>166541652
I'm trying to line up reaper looking at her upskirt with his nigga costume for some blacked content. SOON.

>>166541058
Moon map when

>>166541636
Brown people don't turn snow white when dead anon

>>166541694
god speed

>>166541468
Asians hates niggers and find them inferior.
This is a fact.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Few8kJ0zfnY

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>>166541705
This. I wanna see the moon after it was ransacked by the gorillas

>>166541812
but whats kinkier than being utterly dominated by something that you find beneath you?

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>>166540120
Look like the skirt has some collision issue. Her body shape is fine.

>>166541820
>blizzard will never do PvE mode with gorillas
>because Tumblr and PETA will go ass blast

>>166541884
I heard from people in the porn industry that black man on white woman is popular because it degrades the woman to have sex with someone beneath her. On par with beastiality.

>>166541393
No, it's a hard nerf when you melt in front of most opponents. D.Va was really good at shooting in the head at close range then getting the fuck out of there.

You can't do either anymore because there's you have a planet sized crit hitbox and shoot bb's

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>>166541910

>>166540675
I take it you haven't touched the game on the PTR or live now. I believe what I see myself and what I see is D. Va being squishier but also being more dangerous offensively because I've killed people faster as her and been killed faster by her.

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>>166541812
Never change Asia.

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>>166540884
Kerian Lee
Rocco
Manuel Ferarra
bitches nobody cares about

only fags care ab

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im been playing that shitty capture the flag game like 10 times now and haven't won once.

i just want the fucking free lootbox

How do I win at CTF? I cant fucking seem to make it happen

>It's just a bug.

>CTF is so unused in games now, nobody remembers how to play it

Pretty sad

>>166542062
Play Winston

>>166541283
You guys do know that the reason they nerfed D. Va was because they refuse to nerf their newest pet grandma, Ana, and D. Va was their scapegoat. And they'll continue to nerf everyone else except her and always ignore or blow off anything negative said about her, just like her fanatics here and everywhere else.

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congrats dumbass you just got [HOOKED]

whats your gut reaction?

fight, and stand your ground in case you survive

or

flight, jump backwards or run away like a bitch

>>166541574
>Doesn't understand what 3DPD means
>Tries to call someone who does a fag
How's it feel to ride on the short bus?

3v3 is the only fun mode.

>People thought Blizzard could balance properly.
lmao.

can I buy SR

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>>166541081
Implying that's not how she looks regularly

>>166542047
Unfortunately it relies heavily on your teammates.

I got lucky and got a good team so we started working together and I even delivered the flag once. Compared to the tam I worked with the first time we stomped them.

>>166542256
>a game company whose bread and butter is MMOs

>a genre where whoever grinds or pays the most can just swat away everyone else like insects

>multiplayer balance

>>166538350
Why are they all cosplaying as ghosts.

>>166541393
Her DPS is overall lower than before no matter how you look at it but its not that bad on its own.
What's bad is how that works with her lack of armor and how you can counter her with pretty much anytbing.
Some of the new matchups are so one sided, they should have replaced her pilot emote with her kneeling and bending over and her new voiceline with please be gentle.

>>166542312
in none of the matches ive played have my team ever got 1 fucking flag

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>>166542278
This is cute.

>>166540627
Mick?

>>166542180
>Oh sweet CTF
>Better get the flag and get out before I get killed
>What the fuck, I have to "cap" it first?
>Get melted by Symmetra as Torb set up his turret

Yeah, because god forbid that some heroes (mobile ones) are more effective in some gamemodes, just like how other heroes are more effective in some other gamemode.
Sure, Tracer, Genji, Sombra, Pharah and others might be must picks, but that also comes at the cost of your defense.

Lost the best classes for CTF

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>Roadhog buffs

>8 loot boxes and no new years skins

Man that's some bullshit

>>166542346
She wen't from alright to garbage tier.
It's hilarious that people even try to argue the contrary when it's so obvious.

>>166542382
Jerry. I lived Singapore. All the oranges I could eat.

Did they seriously update it so you couldn't see the popularity of what arcade mode is being played? Just to hide the fact that people quickly caught on how horrible the CTF mode is and fucked off to Mystery or Elim.

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We're all Billionaires now.

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the fuck is this chink shit?

there better be a banging 4th of july event witch mccree being the only one with the legendary

and i aint even american

>>166542478
dont worry
I bought 50 loot boxes and earned 6 by playing
I got 6 legendaries, not a single one was an event skin
Only 2 epics were event skins, ana and tracer
so GG BLIZZ

>>166542478
better buy those lootboxes :^)
t:blizzard

>>166542507
Her armor and HP get switched and everyone screams about the end times. Maybe this really shows what a crutch Armor is and that it needs a redesign, such as lowering damage by a percentage depending on how much armor a character has.

>>166542627
not even buying works anymore
see >>166542608

>>166542608
You sure got enough coins to at least buy one anyway.

>>166542278
He looks like he is about to get some big pulsating d.va tranny cock and is looking forward to it. Probably hoping to pound d.vas boipucci also.

>>166542547
Ah, sorry about that. Had a friend named Mick who lived in Malaysia for a few years

>play 10 CTF
>9 draws

Real fun

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>play comp
>theres a toblerone main in my team
>his season high is 4k only by playing toblerone
>enemy team counteres him hard
>can't do shit
>lose the game
Help

>>166542604
>a muslim waving around an american flag

Yeah, sure. As soon as she has the majority she'd toss that shit in the garbage and hoist the moon and star in a heartbeat. It means nothing to her.

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Vampire or Qipao?

Is there a bingo card for the event unlocks yet?

>>166542714
I used to travel to Malaysia a lot. I was there once for Chinese New Year too.

Man I miss it bad. ;__;

>>166541393
>Hey let's take this tank and reduce her overall toughness and survivability
>This tank
>A class whose entire purpose is to be tough as shit and survive for long amounts of time
>Is now wet cardboard

boy i really hope you aren't actually trying to defend this

>>166542608
I know that feel. During the christmas event I earned 10 or so lootboxes by playing and then the 6 in total that you got for free and good for me I got lots and lots of spray duplicates and event sprays. Not enough to buy a skin and certainly nothing I wanted. Sprays and duplicates were a mistake. Especially since you barely get fucking anything from duplicates.
I wouldn't be mad if this was a free to play game, but every premium priced game does this thesedays. Even BF1 does this and they prettymuch scammed people with one particular skin some time ago. A skin that you could not even get.
I sure love this lootbox culture.

the white one is pretty much the only best sym skin since the contrast highlights her wonderful thick brown creamy thighs

What are the ideal classes for CTF?

>>166542604
Blizzard issued a statement saying that they won't be doing fourth of July as an event in order not to show bias to any country in particular should've gone to see the Warcraft movie American goy :^)

>>166542601
>these paid celebrities pretending to like OW.
Cringey.

>>166542926
Well they fucked that up already. They are quick to spout some shit to seem fair and just and then contradict themselves the next day. Since beta, to this day. Its like Todd Howard is working for them when they cant stop lying.

>>166542924
Bastion, Torbjorn, Symmetra, Tracer, Roadhog

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>>166542604
Don't touch Kamala

>>166542863
"wet cardboard"
Still has the highest hp of any tank.

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>>166542918
meant for this
>>166542781
dark clothes on dark skin is such a bad aesthetic senpai, especially in this game's lighting scheme

t.art student

why dont they just give dva 300 armor 300 hp

>>166542993
4th of July isn't a global event.
Lunar New Year isn't restricted to China.

3v3 is the only good mode.

>>166543039
Because they don't want to admit Ana is broken.

>>166542863
Not him, but I like this because cringy koreaboos can now finally consider picking something else.
This change might also be foreshadowing a proper new tank soon and they leave this balancing to d.va.
The game is literally just the same team comp in competitive matches all day everyday. I just want things to mix up more in general. I don't even know how they are so fucking slow with developement. They are swimming in money and all their other games update more often, bring out more content sooner and in general have far more balancing to do so blizzard's OW team has no fucking excuse being this slow.
Fucking eAAArly access games.

>>166543018
And still dies in a light breeze thanks to that critbox

Nine out of every ten heroes get a free ult from her

>>166542924

>Defense
RoadHog
Torb
Bastion
Mei
>offense
Lucio
Pharah (if there's no torb or bastion camping flag)
Tracer
Sombra
S:76
Zenyatta with his ult
Winston

That's all i've tried out so far.

Why are the Ana's on my team retards but the enemy Ana's always perfect?

Soloing CTF is a special level of hell. I try to help the team but somehow we always get our shit pushed in.

>>166543049
Lunar new year isn't a global event though. It is only a thing in asian countries. So why don't we have specific events for things celebrated in the Americas, in Europe, in middle east and so on? Whats with this cherry picking?

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hey, why are we fighting for a stupid flag anyway?

>>166543125
>Winston
>pop bubble
>cap flag
>use Ult
>go to base

easy win

>>166543124
She has an ability that makes it impossible to crit her for as much as 4 seconds in a row.

>>166543021
Source?

>>166543171
should
have
bought
more
tickets
to
warcraft
:
^
)

>>166543124

>MUH CRITBOX

Holy shit my time machine WORKED

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>>166541910

>her body shape is fine
>skirt has some collision issue

They don't drape virtual clothes onto a nude model. It's a single mesh, and the part of the mesh that is Mei's ass is glued to a part of the mesh that is her skirt. >>166540375 clearly points out the bug and what the bug is. But, if you want to go all /ic/ on me, explain this one.

>>166543171
>specific events for things celebrated in the Americas, in Europe, in middle east and so on?
Christmas?
4th of July is not one of them.

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tfw terry crews gets his hero and jeff doesnt ;_;

>>166542993
I know of no such statement, could be memeing based on the fact the Warcraft movie only made money in the east + the fact Asians usually spend insane money on online games so everyone tries to pander to them in some way (see: Monkey King in every MOBA ever), and a 4th of July event wouldn't bring in nearly the amount of money this one will.

>>166540884
tia ling as pharah

Did Junkrat and Mei get the same voice line for this event?

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>>166543309
cant people just accept that chinese people have naturally rounded faces?

you can find a slim chinese model crop out her body and neck and show it to westerners and theyd still assume shes fat.

because westerners have different facial structure and to them round faces mean fat

>>166543426
In the west there is this sick diseased idea that everyone should be fat. Especially women.

>>166543426

how is this related to what I posted?

>>166543323
>concerned about him not being gay
kek

>>166543093
>They are swimming in money and all their other games update more often,
Literally consoles. Jeff already said that every change they do in the game has to have Microsoft/Sony's approval on a video explaining why there isn't a ptr on console, so they can't really update half as often because of that.

>Talking about the new skins at work with a coworker
>Another coworker overhears
>"Isn't it bullshit that they gave Reinhardt another skin? Why didn't they give all the Asian characters skins? Where's Genji's skin? Where's Hanzo's skin? Or at least the legendary skins to people who aren't so obviously European? Jesus Christ, it's so culturally insensitive."

Is watching a real life SJW implode, by bringing up the fact that it's racist to assume Japan celebrates Chinese New Year, worth actually talking to him some more?

>>166543181
Did you just shoot yourself in the foot?

>>166543565
ok but its an asian event so youd think the asian characters in game would get a skin from it
thats not that retarded

>>166543229
And she can't fight back while she's blocking. Also Roadhog ignores it and slaps her for almost 500 damage.

>100% of CTF end in a draw

How is 10 sec overtime do anything

>>166543613
it's still ignorant to assume that. assumptions made upon someone's ethnicity are literally racist whether they're malicious or not

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>>166543001
She can perfectly do it herself

>>166543641
>Play once
>Win 3 - 0

Step it the fuck up

>>166543613
>It's an asian event

No it's not. It's a Chinese event celebrated in other countries that have significant Chinese populations.

Why are you so racist?

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>>166543309
???

>>166543614
Roadhog is pure bullshit and I hate him, he should do half as much DPS as he does now

>>166543613
because it can be for a lot of reasons other than being "culturally insensitive"

CTF was actually pretty fun the first 2-3 games before everyone realized what was going on, had a nice territory control element to it.

>>166539123
You do know PTR = Beta Testing, right?

>>166543824
I had fun going sneaky with Mei and actually taking the flag alone on retarede teams until every game became Symmetra and Torb fest.

>>166543204
this only works in the outdoor maps
for the indoor one, just pick mei and ice wall to pick up the flag safely

>>166543824
i think it has some potential if the maps in question were actually designed around it

>>166543171
To be honest you have the ultimate American hero in McCree with Olympics skin and S:76 has a American suit. Its basically covered.

>>166543752
Roadhog is one of those characters who sound neat in concept but are absolutely retarded when implemented.

People are fucking retarded.

Without established meta and strats, the way people play CTF is just fucking painful to watch.

>>166543874
Works perfectly in Control Center too, if you go through the center and not shortcut

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do lena and emily do it softcore only with just fingers and mouths?

or do they go all-in

like with feeldoes and elbow deep lesbian lovin?

>not listening to gundam opening songs when playing as pharah

?

>>166543960
yeah but that's longer, at that point you might as well just stealth cap it as sombra and then immediately teleport back to your flag

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>>166543714

Oh cool. You drew through the part of the skirt where it bends and missed the point entirely. Neat.

>>166543565
Sjw's don't realize they are racist fucks.

Reminds me of that Chinese American activist that yelled at a bunch of Japanese women about cultural appropriation because they put on an event where people could experience Japanese culture and wear kimonos and stuff.

>>166544013
Yeah, but you still need someone like Rain on Mei to block them

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Hmmm..

>>166542604
Where is this from?

>>166539313
>play CTF
>the team without a torb/symm combo loses

It's like they wanted me to meme on them as Sombra.