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Loving Family Edition

Previous Timeline: >>166440375

Spoilers ahead, proceed at your own Frisk.

-The Game
>http://store.steampowered.com/app/391540/
>http://undertale.com/

-The Demo
>http://undertale.com/demo.htm

-Artbook
>http://pastebin.com/1MRmU0Gk

-Booru
>http://under.booru.org/

-Recommendbin
>http://pastebin.com/fsqd5Sa6

-Writebin
>http://pastebin.com/UCr5qFpc

-Fangamebin
>http://pastebin.com/ZHASpj9h

-Steam Group
>http://steamcommunity.com/groups/undertalegen

-Flockdraw
>http://flockmod.com/undertale

-Zeemap
>http://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1873782

-Shimejibin
>http://pastebin.com/YFEGhgxY
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Goat papa!
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time to rise n grind boys and girls its a good ass day to post some undertale
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Goat

Children
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I love this fish.

And I love all of you. You are all beautiful people who deserve nothing but love and happiness
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>>166520314
Rescuing

Goat

Children
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>>166520513
Giving goat children the tools they need to defend themselves
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Quickly post the cutest picture of your favourite.
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>>166520793
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I love this goat! Gonna make my legs strong on leg day for this goat!
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>>166520793
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Still posting requests!
this guy
>>166419327
ordered some Dio
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looving this goat
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>>166521184
toriel rocking a baby asriel to sleep?
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>>166521184
dio has a big head
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>>166520793
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>>166521184
WHOA DUDE MY BRO IS THAT A ZIPZIP'S WACKY ESCAPADES CALLBACK?!
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>>166521293
Im still trying to catch up anon! I don't know if I'll have time to take on more tonight, sorry!

>>166521310
Yeah...I was trying to play around with angles, I just have to keep practicing
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>>166521497
>Im still trying to catch up anon!
Oh shit. I just re-read your post and I thought it said still taking requests, not posting lol. Don't worry about it then
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here's
>>166419395
request!

>>166521657
I come here often, I'll get you next time around Anon!
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>>166521753
Cute!
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>>166520793
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belonging to this flower
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a classic image
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>>166522010
Nice.
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>>166522010
never fails to get the blood flowin
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The spider a cute! CUTE!!!
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>>166522348
Affirmative!
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>>166522348
No!
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>>166522348
Indeed, but can the spider stop diabetes?
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>>166522348
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I need more Asgore
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>>166522785
I can give you 3000+ Asgore pictures

if you want them
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Clickity clack
rub my sack
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hey, for the people interested

I'm about halfway done scanning this, sorry it's taking so long. Let me know if all the folders are available, if there are any blatant errors, that sort of thing.

https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/0B-VSyn0-Ke8-SkJ4bmVORHl1Qms

sorry for blur, shadows, crooked pages, etc.
I'll post everything in a rar once it's complete
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Please stop posting suggestive images of my son. Thank you.
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>>166523179
Give me some!
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>>166523342
What about you x your son
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>tfw Toriel will never do this to you
http://under.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=842
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>>166523296
That's pretty cool Anon, thanks for scanning it.
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>>166521184
Oh thank you so much petra
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>>166523606
The tags are wrong, that's not Frisk, that's Chara.
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>>166522453
That's right!
>>166522540
That's wrong! The spider is so unbelievably adorable!
>>166522613
I don't know. The spider's cuteness is known to have melted hearts and turned them into sugar before. Don't worry, those people were fine after all. She would need a new approach to this problem, but I guess she can manage.
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>>166523813
Frisk can blush too.
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>>166523764
hey no problem man! it gave me an opportunity to practice
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>>166524008
It's the skintone, famm.
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>>166523734
No, please. We don't need him in here. This is a hallowed ground.
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>>166523265
Stop.
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>>166524125
>>166523734
Who?
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>>166523709
no problemo, hopefully a few parts get translated
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>>166523296
youre my hero man
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>>166520793
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>>166524361
I won't speak his name, in fact I am deleting my posts on the chance that his friends won't tell him.
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>>166524703
id hug him no homo
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Good night, /utg/. Take care.
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>>166524862
You too, have sweet dreams and dream about your favorite, my dear anon.
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>>166520883
>>166520927
>>166521361
>>166521862
>>166524703
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cat
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>>166524082
I don't blame anyone for not using Frisk's canon skintone in porn.
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>>166523296
Thanks a bunch anon! It's uplifting to see good people like you around here

>>166524768
Same, man
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>>166524731
I just told him.
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>>166525024
fat
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Good night.
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>>166525146
bat?
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fisgd
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>>166525284
hat
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Pay attention, /utg/. This is what a REAL MAN looks like.
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>>166525476
Fucking unrealistic standards.
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>>166525146
rude, but not inaccurate
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>>166525476
s t o p
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>>166525601
i just wanted to rhyme, i enjoy chubby girls
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>>166525695
Who died and made you posting fuhrer
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>>166525115
No you didn't. I looked.
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>Frisk
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C28NwrnUUAEb_BA.png:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C27y_JoUkAEBwRn.jpg:orig
>Chara
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C27y_ySVQAEf3KZ.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C28-XCLUkAAeHVd.jpg:orig
>Asgore
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C279JS1UQAATEKu.png:orig
>TOriel
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C292dWyUUAAauH2.jpg:orig
>Asriel
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C287pG3VQAA5DwV.png:orig
>Flowey
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C2-cy4GUAAAKXul.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C27nEh5UoAAoxDI.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C28T6xZUAAAPEBU.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C280X7LVIAEMp2y.jpg:orig
>Papyrus
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C27rSpaVQAEaC0s.jpg:orig
>Undyne
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C27aG9HUUAE6wwk.jpg:orig
>Mettaton
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C28dvmkUoAAHTX6.png:orig
>Muffet
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C29niR_UsAAKNhK.png:orig
>Tsunderplane
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C28LYhpUsAAUEdp.jpg:orig'
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C28QXk0UcAU9vfK.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C28a7Z0UQAgbK7O.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C28jiEbUsAAOiiC.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C29FN4fUsAAf4Yc.jpg:orig
>Ruins monsters'
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CvOnjSUUAAAXgAd.jpg:orig
>Chara & Asriel
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C273YMMUQAAzC8_.jpg:orig
>Frisk & Chara
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CvnuKbfUEAE2Amh.jpg:orig
>Goat parents
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C29CPJGVIAAeRzj.jpg:orig
>Fishlizard
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C2Ow1QxVEAAP64L.jpg:orig
>Women minus Toriel
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C28jDw0VQAAl5Ya.jpg:orig
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>>166525858
i said girls not old ladies gosh
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>>166525858
Is it bad that I want to impregnate goatmom?
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>>166525972
>https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C28jDw0VQAAl5Ya.jpg:orig
Oh God! Those mouth proportions, that hair on muffet is bad too.
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So are there any stories about genocide route or Chara that don't involve making him misunderstood angel that just wants everyone to get along?
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>>166526227
yeah idk what's wrong with her hair?
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>Friend tries to get me into Undertale in 2015
>Dismiss it because I don't typically like games like this, but I can see the appeal
>PARTLY scared off by the fandom and increasingly strange fanart at the time
>Up until about two hours ago I thought the story was simply Goatmom, her goatson, and adoptive human brother having adventures underground with skeleton friends, fish people, and other monsters, according to various fanart I've seen throughout all of 2015 and 2016, and the only "sad" part was having to choose between living with the monsters or leaving them forever behind
>Get bored and actually see what the game is about
>Watch some LP's and spoil myself on everything on the wiki

...Boy, was I WRONG! And now I feel bad that I still haven't played this game I've completely spoilered myself on everything revolving around it.
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>>166526347
well you can still go play it now and come back when youre done if you want
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>>166526347
You probably still have to see the best of everyone on genocide
Just remember to get Cheat Engine table for instant encounters
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>>166526326
Yeah, that's not realistic hair.
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>>166526347
>LPs
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https://twitter.com/eczoa/status/822577659943198723
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>>166526072
nnnnope
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>>166526654
>https://twitter.com/eczoa/status/822577659943198723
Anon, why are you sending us Ecto-tits?
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>>166523296
Thanks anon!
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>>166526347
The game is actually very short, and has like a hundred different endings depending on your actions. You can probably finish it in 6 or 7 hours, and that's being generous.
>reading a wiki on a game without actually playing it
For shame, anon
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>>166526714
it just felt right
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>>166526347
>Goatmom, her goatson, and adoptive human brother
You probably saw one of the dozens of "What-if" fanarts of Frisk and Asriel or fanart of Chara and Asriel before Chara fucked everything up.
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What are you listening to tonight utg?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjCre83iPjE
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>>166527093
https://youtu.be/J16lInLZRms
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>>166527093
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DA2E771-XU0
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>>166526291
i don't read a lot of fanfiction/comics but i thought the kills of chara was pretty good. look it up if you want, chara isn't 100% evil (not a dindu though) and the ending sucks ass but it's aight.
can't really recommend much else though, charataker is pretty good too (aside from male chara although that's pretty minor) but i'm sure you know about that one already.
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>>166527010

I saw this and assumed it was the player character being taken to Goatmom's house by her son. And I didn't even know Asgore was a person, I thought Toriel was just really fucking huge in this picture or the character and Asriel were toddlers in this scene.

>>166526856
>>166526517
>>166526475

Now that i know what happens for the most part, the worst part is, I don't even want to play now. Ugh. I wish I could go back to 2015 and enjoy this when it was new. The only thing that might make me play it now is if they make an extended or director's cut edition with more endings, but I hear that Toby's 100% adamant against that.
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>>166525024
good cat
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>>166527626
YOU WILL PLAY THIS GAME
IF IT HAVE TO COME THROUGH THE COMPUTER AND DRAG YOU THROUGH THE SCREEN
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>>166527626
Quick questions for ya. Who is Flowey? Who is Chara? Who is your favorite?
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reminder to protect yo gote
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>>166527093
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kez-66yHqjk
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>>166527626
well, there's nothing i can say to make you feel better. you really missed out on what could have been one of the best gaming experiences of your life. and you've got only yourself to blame for that. too bad, anon, really too bad.
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>>166527791
great cat
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>>166525972
Thank you twitter anon! Lovely toriel!
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>>166527952
great, now i wanna kiss young adult asriel. undertale turned me into a disgusting furry. brb, need a rope to kill myself.
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>>166527939

You don't know how badly I've spoiled myself, I was on the wiki for hours

Flowey is Asriel reborn without a soul, created by Alphys accidentally
Chara is some insane kid that got Asriel killed because he wouldn't kill the humans

As for a favorite, I don't know. I don't really like Chara for sure since he / she only seems bent on making everyone miserable, and Flowey makes people miserable but its because he doesn't have a soul. There's a lot of shit in between the beginning and end that Im sure I've missed, but it seems like it would be in Asriel / Flowey's best interest if he was just put out of his misery.
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>>166528330
welcome home
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>>166528330
Either the wiki is TYPE-MOON tier or you are misreading some things man
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>>166528330
oh it's you
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>>166528330
flowey must be saved and protected.
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>>166528586
i want to eat flowey
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>>166528631
i want flowey to eat me
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>>166528631
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give requests
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Asgore pinning your arms to your sides and staring into your eyes as he fucks the life out of you!

Feeling Asgore throbbing inside of you!
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>>166529104
Undyne hugging kid Asriel please.
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>>166529104
Asgore carrying Alphys on his shoulders
>>166529130
nice
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>>166528479

What part did I misread?
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>>166529104
shotagote on a trampoline
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>>166529104
Frisk and Asriel hugging an uncomfortable looking Sans
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>>166529104
Chara as a cowboy.
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>>166529104
mettaton ex with bazooka
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>>166529104
Asriel and Frisk trying to make pancakes for Toriel and Asgore
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>>166529104
Frisk booping Asgore's snoot.
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>>166529104
chara sitting on a throne made of chocolate as asriel worships her
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>>166529327
How many do you have?
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>>166529104
fire in a bikini
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>>166529104
Kid Undyne eating ice cream?
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>>166528330
What do you think is the saddest part of the game?
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>>166529104
bikini in a fire
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>>166529104
Can you draw the black slime bow tie monster from the MTT resort?
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nice
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Hey. /utg/! Why did the chicken cross the road?
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>>166526291
CourierNew wrote a fic that was basically about Chara being accidentally resurrected post-pacifist and what a fuckup they were in life and in death, but you need to read his SAVEfic to get context first, and if you don't give a shit about the shotagote that's not worth it
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>>166529753
because it wanted to die
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>>166529753
To kill Flowey
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>>166529820
>>166529829
No, sillies! To get to the idiot's house!

Follow-up joke! Knock knock!
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>>166529891
who's there? -_-
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>>166529891
Come in!
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>>166529753
because he was running away from daddy sans trying to give him the ecto cummies
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>>166529891
no one's home
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>>166529891
go away
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>>166529958
The chicken!
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for
>>166419564
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>>166530034
but I ordered pizza
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>>166530034
the chicken who? -_-
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>>166530034
i don't know anybody named the chicken go away
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>>166529427

I guess anything having to do with Flowey

>He can't feel love or compassion
>His dad doesn't know who he is
>His mom doesn't know who he is, even attacks him at the beginning of the game, and I think she calls him a pathetic creature
>His "best" ending is him being stuck in a cave all alone with only memories of his family
>For eternity

I mean holy shit, it would have been kinder just to kill the dude at that point.

Its also sort of sad that Toriel and Asgore broke up over their childs death, more or less, and neither of them realize how much they're hurting the other with their actions, but that's second place to the fuckedness that is Flowey.
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>>166529104
Gaster encounter FFV's Exdeath, who is very interested in his research and inquiring to learn from him.
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>>166530115
the chicken is a pretty chill guy, you're missing out.
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>>166530052
cute
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>>166530134
>I mean holy shit, it would have been kinder just to kill the dude at that point.

most of my problems with the ending would have disappeared if toby had just done this

forget saving the goat, just euthanize the goat
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>>166530158
why does he keep running into traffic then
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>>166529381
Not enough
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>>166530034
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>>166530052
Aww
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>>166530010
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>>166530187
>>166530134
He's afraid of death. He doesn't want to know what will happen if he dies without a soul.
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>>166529975
>>166530012
>>166530015
>>166530091
>>166530110
>>166530115
I see we have some hecklers in the audience. How quaint. I got a joke for your tastes.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house?
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>>166530429
THE CHICKEN WHO???
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>>166530429
How many ya got?
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>>166530382
Lovely!
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>>166530429
these are unoriginal you edgy little shit bring back the pun anons
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>>166530491
Hey, buddy. We're done with that joke.
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is undyne a finger
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>>166530570
THE JOKE ENDS AT THE PUNCH LINE
THE CHICKEN WHO?
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>>166530627
does she have a soul
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>>166530512
Enough. It really depends on how hard you can throw 'em.
>>166530534
Give me your soul and I'll give you a pun.
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>>166530729
no thanks, my soul belongs to my waifu
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>>166530729
...
i don't get it -_-
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>>166530694
You're banned from my routines. Stick with the smiley trashbag instead, he's more your type.

For idiots, I mean.
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>>166530945
wow rude
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>>166530945
flowey, eat a snickers. you get genocidal when you're hungry.
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>>166530945
at least he's smart enough to finish a joke.
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>>166530134
i suppose it wouldn't surprise you to find out there's a non-significant portion of the fandom who either heavily want to save the gote or at least just go with the idea that flowey leaves eventually.
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>>166530134
>>166530187
If you killed Flowey he'd just reset.
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>>166531110
I'M GOING TO END YOUR FUCKING LIFE IN A GOD DAMN SECOND YOU FUCKING NIGGER
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>>166531256
how will he reset when he doesn't have control of the timeline anymore?
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>>166531256
>Implying we wouldn't have more determination.
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>>166531256
How? He's not the most determined anymore.
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>floweyfags proving once again they haven't played the game
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>>166527626
You'd be surprised at how much more you're missing out on.
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>>166531420
THE CHICKEN WHOOOOO?!?!??!???
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>>166531114

Non significant, or significant?

Also I've been browsing the booru, seems like there's a few sad Gote pics over this very thing. Its very peculiar. When I thought the game was Asriel and Frisk having adventures underground with their goatmom, I wasn't too interested in the game, I thought it was kinda too kiddy for me. And now that I know the actual story, I kinda want them to be a happy family. Heh.

I guess if the game had an overly happy ending the game would also have been forgotten very quickly. Sad fans tend to make a lot more fanart and fanfiction, see: Evangelion
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>>166531657
Might as well fill this out
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>>166531657
You really should just sit down and play the game, anon. There's worse ways to spend an afternoon, and then there's the added benefit of getting to find answers to the little questions for yourself and not being a secondary.
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>>166531815
I might buy it tonight. If I did get it, would you guys recommend paying an extra $10 for the soundtrack?
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>>166522348
She sure is!
>>166522725
What a saucy spider.
M-more..?
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>>166532051
would recommend, yes, it's one of the best game soundtracks in years
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>>166532051
Only if you think Toby deserves your shekels.
That's why I bought it
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>>166532051
The soundtrack is excellent. Top shelf stuff. So yeah if you got the extra dough, do it.
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>>166531657
Non-insignificant, rather. I know the ending is probably the only reason I'm still here.

And yeah, you should probably just bite the bullet and play the game.
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You guys haven't asked him the most important question

>Do you find Toriel sexually attractive
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>>166532467
>caring about Toriel
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>>166532467
That's not important at all as we accept people with different opinions on that.
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>>166532467
That's not the most important question, the real most important question is
>Would you an Undertale?
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>>166532467
stop talking about my mom that way
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last one!
>>166428198
you guys have me draw a lot of Asgore!
its fun, thank you!
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>>166531815
>>166532138
>>166532184
>>166532258
>>166532426

Oh shit, I forgot to mention. I'm terrible at bullethell games. I know some of the fights involve dodging a lot of projectiles. Anyone with similar issues here?

>>166532467

I have a hard time finding furries attractive, especially depending on how they're drawn. Hyper realistic Toriel is all of my nope.
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>>166532849
Thanks!
>you guys have me draw a lot of Asgore!
sorry
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>>166532861
this is babys first bullet hell my man, youll be fine
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>>166532902
hey no problem, and don't apologize anon! I find king fluffybuns easy to draw, so I don't mind drawing a lot of him!
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good night thread
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>>166533000
that anon has a caboose goddamn
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>>166533051
good night post
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>>166533000
TRIPS FOR DAD
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>>166533051
take this skeleton into your dreams
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>>166533079
oh my...now that you mention it, I think I do that with all of my anons...
I never noticed this before, oh jesus

>>166533175
AAWW YIS!
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>>166532861
This >>166532978
applies to every encounter but Mettaton NEO.
Even the most experience bullet hell players break down at NEO.
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>>166533302
youre a lewd man petra
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>>166533406
there's no escape
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>>166533406
>man
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>>166533595
embrace it
>>166533658
if petra was a girl i would have hit on her, i mean i did one time but thats beside the point
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>>166529156
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>>166533769
Very nice.
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>>166533769
Aw, cute! Thank you so much!
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i have a secret
dont tell anyone this okay
im obsessed with flowey and its actually not a secret at all
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>>166534028
>femanons
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>>166534201
They are a scary species
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>>166534297
they are a cute
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>>166533658
I think this anon is trying to tell me he wants to tussle!

>>166533724
you got something you need to say anon? ;)
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>>166534343
>Cock vore
ANON NO
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>>166534343
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>>166534343
>furries
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>>166534331
yeah, youre a cute girl (male)
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>>166534343
no
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>>166534327
If you think so... Keep them for yourself. But beware, they bite

>>166534343
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>>166534343
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>>166534457
>they bite
hot
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>>166534343
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>166534904
Delete this and delete yourself
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>>166534904
>Not even spoilered
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>>166534904
>>166535018
Everyday we stray further from God's light
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stop hurting the goat

he is for loving, not for lewd
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>>166535018
>>166534904
>>166534343
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>>166534413
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>>166534904
C'mon man I come here for cute pictures.
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>>166535235
Is it really hurting him if his mommy touches him in his special place until white stuff comes out?
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>>166535018
I'm vaguely curious where you even found this, but not that curious.
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>>166535273
NO FLIRTING ALLOWED
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but what about this lizard
http://ask-glutton-alphys.tumblr.com/
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>>166535427
try and stop me!
<3
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>>166534904
>>166535018
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>>166535427
Hello there cutie!
You're looking smokin' hot today
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>>166535529
i am not one to be trifled with young lady
>>166535582
ENOUGH
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>>166529285
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>>166535273
Is it bad that I want to see more anon than anything else?
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>>166535636
ty family, it's good
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>>166535235
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>>166535636
>these kids ruined everything
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I just wanna hold her and tell her everything will be alright
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>>166535614
that's it! you're getting hugged

>>166535665
is it because I've been accidentally drawing them with glorious bootys?
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>>166535767
it isn't going to be all right
>>
Do you guys think if Toby didnt put the flirt joke on the cell phone with Toriel that there'd be way less Toriel porn with her son?

Yeah, me neither.
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>>166535665
Yes that's called anonfagging, don't encourage these feelings.
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>>166535767
i want someone to do that to me
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>>166535739
>These FUKKEN K I D D O S . . . .
>>166535776
Not really, but their facial expressions are glorious
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>>166535856
oh thank god
I think Im going to go back and edit the bootys out...
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>>166535852
I would if I was there anon. No one deserves to hurt alone
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>>166535614
Oh my, just look at you! Did you sit on a pie? Cause that's a sweet lookin' ass!

>>166535767
Why lie to her though?
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>>166535776
respect my personal space please
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>>166535904
I-Is this the end of thicc anon?
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>>166535906
frisk this needs to stop
>>
http://pastebin.com/92b9T3VX

Here's another chapter to the fanfic I'm working on
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Hi /utg/
I started playing the game, got to Snowdin Forest and so far I don't really like the humor. Does it get better or am I going to have to put up with things such as Sans making me cringe with his shitty puns for the rest game?
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>>166536148
It gets better. But you may want to wait till you beat the game before asking things, this thread is full of spoilers.
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>>166535904
do not deny the booty comrade
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>>166536098
I can't stop, help me please
But I'm just getting started, hottie!
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would you still love your fav if they kept making offtopic poltical shitposts on the board of your choice
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>>166536464
no
not even if they were 8
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>>166529104
Frisk being petted from out of frame
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>>166536464
Yes. In fact, I'd join her.
#Kanye2020
>>
Is there fanart of Frisk's actual mom meeting with Toriel and thanking her for keeping an eye on him during his time in the cave?
>>
What would happen if Northernlion fell into the Undergroud?
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>>166535912
okay okay!
sorry anon[/spoiler

>>166536093
m-maybe

>>166536283
lewd!!
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>>166536650
cracked egg
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>>166536668
Don't edit out stuff, that's censorship.
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>>166536650
hed take bad damage and make sub optimal plays ultimately breaking the barrier with sheer luck while referencing nas
>>166536668
oh no i dont wanna make him cry!
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>>166536148
You should expect jokes of a similar caliber throughout. Force yourself through the end of Snowdin and if you're still really not feeling it, I'd suggest saving your time.
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>it's another "anon wants to try and draw something cool that he can show /utg/ but doesn't actually do anything because he's too afraid of it turning out like garbage like it always does" episode
how did you drawfags even get past this stage? i would love to draw if it weren't for the fact that everything i make looks bad no matter what

and to prevent this from being just a shitty blogpost here's an actual important question: would undyne eat seafood, or would she consider it cannibalism?
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Goodnight, /utg/.
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>>166536801
Just keep practicing.

Also, if a shark eats a tuna, is it canniblism? No. So yeah, fish can eat other fish.
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>>166535905
aw. thanks anon, youre a good one. i needed that today.
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>>166536801
>would undyne eat seafood, or would she consider it cannibalism?
Fish eat other fish all the time.
Besides, she's technically a monster, not a fish, so it isn't cannibalism.
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>>166536763
but Im a good boy!

>>166536779
asgore is a big fluffy pushover, don't mind him

>>166536801
this is an anonymous image board, no one knows who you really are anon, so no one can truly judge you, but now that you brought yourself up, lets see what you got!
not to mention people here give really good criticism,so you'll grow as you post!
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>>166536913
Goodnight!
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>>166536801
I'm not a drawfag but I'd suggest showing us the drawing anyway. It'll help you get rid of your fears. We are a nice bunch after all, I'm sure you'll receive constructive advice from other drawfags

>would undyne eat seafood, or would she consider it cannibalism?
I think she does eat seafood. Humans don't eat other apes, but fish eat other fish. There's plenty of species out there

>>166536913
Goodnight! Dream of gotes!

Imma go to bed too, night /utg/!
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>>166536801
are you me
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>>166536913
Sleep tite
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>>166537078
Good night!
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>>166537039
>but Im a good boy!
Censoring yourself is not good behavior.
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>>166536913
>>166537078
goodnight anons
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>>166537039
>>166537078
thanks for the advice dudes but you really don't want to see any of my drawings, they are seriously bad. like "autistic sonic oc drawn by an 8 year old" tier.
and plus it's all chara so most of you probably wouldn't care very much anyways
maybe someday though.
>>166537086
no. i'm sure your attempts at drawing probably look better than mine though. good luck anon.
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>>166529327
didnt you ask for this from me before
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>>166536929
I hope you sleep well tonight anon
>>
im gonna vomit
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>>166538192
i've had this feeling too for the last several days
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>>166538036
i will sleep well tonight.today was very exhausting. lets hope tomorrow is better.
youre good anon. i hope good things come your way.
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>>166537979
i think i might of at some point
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>>166538336
<3
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>>166536267
K
Past year, I've been shitting on this game for its fanbase and I've only recently given the game a chance.
So far, I'm not regretting it.
Gameplay's not the best, but still fun and the music is great and relaxing.
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>>166537190
okay anon, I'll bring them back
just for you

>>166537923
>wouldn't want to see chara
anon...cmon! please?
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>>166538661
YES!
Aww
>>
>>166536801
Iktf anon ;-;
I've been drawing intermittently for about 7 months now I think and I'm still awful
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>>166538661
Has Asgore still not given Anon his shirt back from their game of strip poker?
When will Asgore win Anon's pants?
>>
>>166538630
Oh, yeah the fanbase is horrible like most fanbases, to be honest. But the game is great and there are redeemable things in the fandom. FOt the most part we ignore the cringy stuff Most of it comes from tumblr.
>>
Well night
>>
Genocide is just another game. It doesn't matter whether it's the humans of the surface or the underground residents.
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>>166538939
look at that devious bastard anon, he's never giving the shirt back
if he keeps playing hands like these, soon

and with that, I'm off to bed as well, goodnight /utg/! it was fun posting with you all
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>>166539067
Goodnight!
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>>166539067
goodnight
it was nice posting with you too.
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>>166539067
nighty night
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>>166539067
night petra!
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And with this latest round of departures I hereby declare /utg/ to be closed for the evening. Everyone please gather your belongings, as the doors will be closing in 20 minutes. All unattended belongings will be held overnight until the doors reopen. Re admittance after departing will not be allowed under any circumstances. If you are not currently in a fit state of mind or body to safely return to your home by yourself please remain in the parking lot until someone that is able and willing to transport you home can be contacted. Thank you for browsing /utg/.
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>>166529348
oops misread but i hope this is okay
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>>166539428
Wrong, famm. /utg/ is a 24 hour store. WE IN IT FOR THE NIGHT SHIFT.
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goodnight
>>166539428
i want a refund
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>>166539428
you can't tell me what to do fucker
i'm gonna stay here as long as i like and there's nothing you can do about it, pal.
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>>166539501
Customer Service closed a few hours ago.
>>166539494
>>166539537
I'm calling security
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>>166539625
I work here, it's the nightshift. You're disrupting the store.
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>>166534201
>stalkers
>>166539428
im going to stay here while youre closed and spread my flowey pictures everywhere
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>>166539625
i will be back in the morning and im going to file a complaint
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>>166529395
why couldnt you ask angstrom or someone else who knows what theyre doing
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What if Ned Flanders replaced Asgore?
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>>166540698
Don't be so hard on yourself, I think it looks pretty good!
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>>166540698
Looks good!
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Wallpapers?
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>>166529402
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>>166541771
It is very cute! I really like it, thank you very much!
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>>166541771
CUTE!
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>>166540707
Toriel would be dead from falling off bleachers

And instead of howdy he'd say Howdily doodily and when asked if Frisk is ready to fight he'll say "Okily dokily"
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Goodnight utg! We are halfway through the week! I hope you all have a nice and short Wednesday!
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>>166542167
Goodnight!
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>>166541436
wish there were more of these
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Now that we are in late posting hours, it's time to address the elephant in the room
Would your favorite put the toilet paper roll over or under
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>>166542361
Over, obviously. We're not heathens that put the toilet paper facing the wall.
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>>166529496
thats all for now
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Do they ever specify the amount of time between the first fallen child and Frisk?

Kinda seems like the story has been going on for at least two decades, but when they talk about chara's "village" that kind of makes it seem like its been at least 300 years because it seems a little weird to refer to towns these days as villages.
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>>166542537
At least 100 years.
Chara falls in 201x.
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>>166542537
Toriel and Asgore won a contest in 1998 for nose smooching, so. And they had VHS tapes before Asriel's birth.
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>>166542437
Thank you!
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>tfw on booru
>see this
>remember when I was 7
>going through my moms nightstand looking for batteries for my Game Boy Color
>Find a bright pink thing called fairy fantasy or some shit
>think its some sort of hair curler or some shit
>>>grab it
>take batteries out
>leave it in the open with the battery cap off
>mom sees it
>hear "ohmagawdohmahgawwwwd" from her bedroom
>she calmly asks me about it.
>"I took the batteries out of your hair curler for my game boy! Sorry I didn't ask!"
>She calmly tells me to wash my hands
>>>Realization at age 12 when I found out what a vibrator was
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>>166543296
That's just fanart of Fatz's Dreemurr Reborn, right?
He didn't actually deaw that, did he?
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>>166543296
Your dad couldn't keep your mom satisfied, huh.
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boo
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>>166543390

I don't think he drew that.

>>166543397

I don't know and I don't want to know.
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>>166543296
Fatz didn't draw that.
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best brother, now and forever, making sure poor well-meaning but autistic fuck papyrus is safe and yet nobody gives you any respect
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What is your headcanon for what happens if Frisk commits suicide by jumping in front of Toriel's flames?
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>>166545019
She buries them under the tree and puts their soul somewhere so it can pass on.
Afterwards, she destroys the door to outside the ruins. She then lives out the rest of eternity
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I need Chara.
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>>166545321
Why? We're destroying the world just fine without them.
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>>166545019
Probably a mixture of wondering how fucked Frisk must have been for wanting to die, and a soul crushing sadness of the kid rather dying than spending time with her. This would be the 8th time that she's been rejected to be some random child's mother, too, and this would probably be enough to drive her to suicide herself, or becoming somber and listless, not even trying to stop other children that may fall in the future, or making her straight up destroy the door and keep further children hostage in her home.
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>>166545157
>puts their soul somewhere so it can pass on.
Or she could begrudgingly give it to Asgore to open the barrier...waste not, want not?
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>>166536801
Just post it without worries. If you're genuinely trying to get better then nobody really has a right to judge you as worthless. It's like a fat guy going to the gym. Can't really blame him for wanting to get better. You're like a fat guy training at home right now. If you know what you're doing then it's all good but going to the gym might still have better results, you know? Just like showing your art might make you improve quicker at the cost of some embarrassment.

>how did you drawfags even get past this stage?

To be honest I wasn't really trying to become a drawfag. I was just messing around with MSpaint in the beginning and thought that nothing I do really matters and it's all just a joke. Didn't even really try until someone told me to draw a Flowey doing a backflip. Didn't really try to improve until someone told me to get a better program than MSpaint. Suddenly I was taking requests.

Now I'm learning how to use a stylus pen instead of the mouse all the time. http://imgur.com/a/ZqbN4

I'd say I did pretty good for someone too lazy to actually learn any drawing techniques and using just a mouse and a free program. You can too. Can't be that hard to surpass if you take the time for it. I've been drawing since last April.

>>166541771
Adorable.
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>>166543296
Can anyone blame Toriel for keeping a vibrator in her house. I bet that Gote gets lonely and horny...sometimes.
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>>166546265
Why do you think she wanted to have those kids there? So she could BONE them!
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>>166546394
>mental image of Toriel deboning the dead children, weeping

Alright, that's enough nightmares for one day.
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>>166546626
Why
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>>166546394
Toriel is not a pedophile!
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>>166547721
Anon please stahp. I just fapped and I have to go to work soon.
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>>166547974
Sorry!
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I've been gone for a long-ass time, any new spiders?
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This is very touching

It warms my heart
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>>166548046
Well yeah. There's always new art of every character but I don't really save much of Muffet.
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>>166548110
Is Asgore's mustache above his nose?
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>>166548110
So is this a what if scenario where Frisk kills Flowey and Asgore doesn't kill himself and takes Frisk back to Toriel? I kinda wish that was one of the endings, its not a perfect ending, but the goats and frisk are happy at least.
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>>166548046
You can always ask that one dude who posts tarantulas
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>>166548407
>that one dude who posts tarantulas
Yo that's neat as heck but I don't see any of that in this thread yet
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>>166548289
Not really, this is still within the Omega fight. Flowey keeps Frisk in a dream-state, projecting what would be a happy conclusion, before ripping it away from them.
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Chara burpfic?
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>>166549353
I, personally, think we should change it up and try to get a frisk burpfic going.
But that's just me, what do you think, anon?
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>>166549487
It is canon that Chara burps more.
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>>166536801
I never did learn to really draw nor was improving ever really my target, if such thing would even be possible when drawing on phone
So whenever I made some scribbles I just didn't care about what I couldn't do, only about what I could focus on and I think that kinda worked to an extent
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I want to rub Chara's massive tummy!
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>>166536801
There's plenty of fish that eat other fish, and a few that eat their own kind, so it'd be pretty normal.
Also Undyne is a turbo-weeb so she's required to eat the stuff by law

Anyway, about the blogpost.
You basically need an iron will to become a good artist, since the road there is
>practice
>releasing work
>receiving criticism
>repeat ad-nausea
And all of that shit can come to a halt if you hate your own stuff and/or can't take critique.
All forms of art require some amount of passion if you want to improve, this natural process separates the strong from the weak.
t. someone who failed at the second step and eventually the first
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>>166548649
You can always google some rose hairs or goliaths
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>>166550319
Who has that burgerpants dcreencap on why one does art?
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>>166550218
I want to FUCK Chara's massive tummy!
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dead
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>>166551379
Let's fix that with a pointless question!

You left your computer on and your favorite character found your favorite game (well - besides undertale itself).
What game it is and how does he/she react to it?
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Would you watch an Undertale cartoon series focused almost completely around...Burgerpants?
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>>166551794
Monster Hunter.

They are less than pleased.
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>>166551943
And who's your fav?

>>166551869
Heck yes!
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>>166551794
>Doom
I'd find my computer in a flaming dumpster
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>>166552057
>Doom
you mean new doom old doom 1/2 ?
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>>166551794
>nuDoom

Between my two faves, Alphys would be intimidated, but would meekly ask to play after watching me play for a good thirty minutes.

Undyne would soak her panties watching doomguy at work
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>>166551794
>Toriel finds my modded Skyrim
Same as >>166552057 I imagine
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What's your favorite picture you got from utg?

Pic related
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>>166552159
Old Doom
Can we just agree to call the new one Doom 4/New Doom already?
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>>166552283
I treasure all of the requests that people have drawn for me.
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>>166551794
Dark Souls
He's pretty terrified at first but if he learns a bit, he'll soon think its some of the coolest shit he's ever played.
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>>166552237
>>166552225
Well - I guess i got lucky with my pick.
I can imagine MTT enjoying original mirror's edge or games made by Supergiant games.

>>166552283
Currently it's this one.
Thank's again for drawing this!

>>166552328
That would be nice.
It would be even better if the game itself was named "Doom 4" because now looking for anything on youtube related to the original doom became a nightmare.

>>166552445
I had a similar situation few weeks ago.
I... "persuaded" my friend to buy bloodborne and even though he never played any Souls games before he just loves this one.
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>>166552557
>"persuaded"
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>>166552812
Oh come on - it's not like i held him at gunpoint and forced him to buy it from PSN or anything.
I know different means of persuasion.
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mornin

>>166551794
>Lovely Planet

if he doesn't immediately dismiss it as a baby game, he ends up stuck on one of the trickier levels and yelling himself hoarse

then he loads up my modded Skyrim and crashes the computer since I messed up my load order
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>>166552415
>>166552557
These are fucking cute
I like this one too
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>>166553034
good morning not really buthave this cute pap
im going back to bed
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>>166553526
rest those tired bones, mi amigo
see ya later
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>Undertale came out in 2015

Why does it feel like its been a helluva lot longer than that? I thought I remember my friends talking about this game like 2-3 years before that, and the game already had lots of Toriel porn already.
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>>166554091
The demo came out in 2013
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>>166554091
Kickstarter game, the demo was out longer than that and it goes until the second flowey meeting
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>>166554091
There was a demo for it since like May 2013. The Goatmom porn didn't really skyrocket until 2015 though.
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>>166554394
Oh it had porn literally a month after the demo.
http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/1131224#search=Toriel
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Would you still love your fave if they were 8 and started to copy the mannerisms and political beliefs of an internet video game reviewer who you dislike
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>>166554613
I'd cut their internet access short for time being out of love.
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>>166554613
>Toriel becomes an 8 year old Pew Die Pie
At least I could raise her not to be like Pew Die Pie?
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>>166554613
I honestly can't think of a vidya reviewer I dislike because I haven't looked around in literally years, the ones I'm subscribed to seem pretty fine.
The ones I dislike are generic reviewers from sites I equally dislike, like IGN or some shit, and they lack character so I can't imagine muffet acting like an IGN reviewer.
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morning

>>166551794
>Asgore finds my heavily modded copy of Baldur's Gate 1 and 2 combined into 1 game via mods
I wonder if he would be slightly worried that the MC's dad is the god of murder and they're trying to kill all their brothers and sisters to become that new god
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>>166551869
I've seen burgerpants reaction images and avatars everywhere. I always assumed he was from some Cartoon Network show like Amazing World of Gumball that I never watched until I actually played the game last night....heh. He sure looks like something from a cartoon already.
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>>166554985
I could see him enjoying violent vidya as a guilty pleasure .
but that's based on my admittedly shitty headcanon that he has an equal attitude about actual violence so take it with a grain of salt
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>>166554985
Good morning, sneaky goatdad.

>I wonder if he would be slightly worried...
Nah - Asgore seems like someone who would enjoy slow RPGs way more than any other genre.

>>166554613
>Mettaton acting like a underage slav sperg playing shitty vidya...
Oh god...
You went too far, anon.
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>>166555287
Average gamer is like 30, botanon. Don't be like that.
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Morning everyone.
>>166551794
>Fallout NV modded out of the ass
They would probably enjoy it. Moral choices, knives, sugar bombs...
But no chocolate.
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>>166555497
Well - you're right.
One example i had in mind is basically a joke, so you can cross out that "underage" thing.
I don't want to name names so i'll just say that i stand by everything else i wrote.

>>166555570
>Modded NV
My man.
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describe the core message of undertale in 10 words or less
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>>166555961
It's hard, but worth it, to try and understand people.
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>>166555961
kill or be killed
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>>166555961
Make friends, not enemies.
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>>166556045
you touched my heart anon. please accept a virtual hug.
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>>166555961
booby
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>>166555961
Blah blah great power blah blah great responsibility
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>>166556045
i agree that's the core message, but that leaves us with the chara/asriel fiasco. man, goatbro's fate really goes against every value this game is trying to promote.
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kissu flowey
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>>166555961
Asriel will never be saved and that's okay
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>Bored
>Looking at boorus
>E621, booru in OP, etc
>Check Rule 64 Booru
>Toriel scat
>Toriel scat everywhere
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>>166556409
How so? I think the point with Chara and Asriel is that they're nigh-impossible to really "get" due to their respective trauma
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>>166556496
There was some guy who went around commissioning it apparently.
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>>166556496
momfags are all pretty much scatfags that love to wear diapers and get off on the idea of Toriel changing them and eating their 'gifts' to her
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>>166556526
asriel is possibly the only person who got close to fully understanding chara's fucked up personality. aaaaand look where it got him.
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>>166556496
That's what you get for using E621 for anything else than Jasonafex animations.

>>166556670
Surely not "all" momfags are like that.
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>>166556681
closest =/= close

All asriel had to say about chara in hindsight is that they "might not have been the best person" which is pretty vague and unsure.
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>tfw have claustrophobia
>Toriel trying to lock me up in her house would have given me a panic attack
>She would try everything in her power to try and comfort me
>Give me a hug
>Claustrophobia and panic attack intensifies
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>>166555961
Sans Hot Hot Sans Daddy Night Terror Sans For Me
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>>166555153
>that headcanon
ehh I don't share it. I think he could enjoy violent vidya though if he was aware that it was just for fun
>>166555287
Baldur's Gate counts as a slow RPG? Maybe I guess. I still think he would like something like Stardew / Harvest Moon more though
>>166539432
nice
>>166548110
yeah its a good gif
>>166548289
>>166548990
I think its just suppose to be a cute little animation of Frisk with their goat parents. No need to over think it or make it edgy
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>>166556846
I would not mind a hug from goatmom.
Or from a hotbot.
Or literally anyone... ;_;

>>166556882
>Stardew valley / harvest moon
Oh yeah - I didn't think of that.
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>>166556831
he agreed to kill for chara, which is way out of character for him. i think there was a deeper understanding going on between them. one that's deeply personal to them, and neither of them would talk much about. or it's just my headcanon
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>>166557120
Is this some dumb Toriel / Asgore was molesting Asriel thing? Cause that would be dumb and you should feel bad if that's your headcanon
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>>166556194
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>>166557271
i've no idea where you got that idea. i just think asriel might know why chara climbed mt. ebott and why they hated humanity, and had a very compelling reason to go through with chara's plan despite how terrifying it must have been for him, and he possibly still loves chara despite being aware he was used by them and they may have been a psychopathic murderer.
now that i think about it, i'm not sure if that's more or less fucked up than your idea.
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>>166557461
No that headcanon is a lot more likely. I could see it
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>>166557461
Lets not forget that Chara is literally 7-8 years old. Maybe s/he is an impressionable animal rights activist and saw them clubbing goats on TV, then decided to kill all humans.
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>>166557553
there's a really good fanfiction that deals with their relationship. goes more into some of the dark details, without going all grimdark on your ass. if you're as interested in their relationship as me, you really should give it a read.
http://pastebin.com/hG73Je0j
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>>166557120
He agreed to help them but when it came down to it refused to kill anyone.
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>>166555961
Do not hold onto tragedy, let go and move on.

Jokes on them I'm not doing that.
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>>166557720
I read a story online about this 6 year old that tried killing his parents in their sleep because they put his dying dog down against his wishes. I can totally see that.
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>>166557815
let's not forget he helped chara commit suicide and it's well established that he loved chara and cared for them more than anyone else, so even that part of the plan goes right against his character, unless we assume there was some sort of deep understanding between them.
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>>166539432
Oh boy, i wasn't there. If you're here, thanks you for taking my request! We hope we can see more of your works!
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>>166557963
Asriel was just really sore about all the times Chara woke up in the middle of the night screaming or crying their eyes out and every night it was this massive hulabaloo with mom or dad coming in and changing the sheets and all he wants is a decent night's sleep but no this piece of shit human just has to go and ruin it
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>>166557963
I feel like chara manipulated asriel, not fully giving their intentions of their actions considering how asriel acted from the tapes.
Plus i doubt chara went and said "lets slaughter humans and take their souls to free the barrier". Asriel was just a kid, he probably dodnt know anything about souls besides how monsters can absorb human ones. He didnt like how chara was dying but he trusted them so much that beyond their death kept following the plan. But as we know once asriel absorbed charas soul a lot of his actions were actually theirs (carrying their own dead body).
Basically chara made their plan sound better than it was by omitting details and just saying the goal of their actions without saying what their actions fully would be.
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>>166558404
I mean they gave their intentions but not how they were going to do it in that first part.
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>>166557120
Well my point with that is that asriel never figured out chara's motives which is why things ended up the way they did
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>Asriel dindu nuffin!
Pathetic
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Would Asriel pussying out of plan that his best friend died for was still as acceptable if he was older?
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>>166558781
Not keeping up with these reply chains, but based on the ending Toby does want people to forgive whatever Asriel did wrong. Asriel dindus, a party I don't belong to, are actually closer to getting Undertale's narrative than most of the people that hate Asriel.
Besides, Chara dindus are way more pathetic
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>>166558971
>but based on the ending Toby does want people to forgive whatever Asriel did wrong
Except he still had Asriel get a bad ending and gave you the option to tell him to fuck off but whatever lies you have to tell yourself I guess

>Besides, Chara dindus are way more pathetic
I've seen Asrielfags seriously agure that Asriel was lying the entire time and never actually killed anyone across his resets so no they are still more pathetic
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>>166558802
Yes
Better than 2 die than hundreds or more and even he says he doesnt regret ot and would do it again to save those people
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>>166559102
Being given the option to do something doesn't mean the developer necessarily wants you to make that moral choice, it's merely a test to see if you "get it".
>//detour
If you want another example, try Mother 3. After fighting the main villain one of your allies explains why they pity the bad guy and directly ask you if it's okay to feel that way, framing it so that the negative answer makes you look like a dick. Hell, this moment probably directly inspired the ability to chose whether you forgive Asriel.
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>>166559519
except Asriel agrees with you if you tell him you don't forgive him
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>>166559606
Then fuck me I literally forgot that
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>>166559660
Nah, he only does that because he feels so guilty and doesn't really know what to do.
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>>166558404
>>166558725
i agree he was probably manipulated into it, but still there is no way he'd agree to help chara die, no matter how much sugarcoating was involved.

to be honest i think stuff like the real reason why chara was so twisted is best left untold. whatever fucked them up so bad must have been so extreme, it would just sound ridiculously grimdark. but it might be the missing piece in this puzzle, even if we never see it. i think asriel knew and if we knew, both chara's and asriel's actions would make a lot more sense.
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>>166559803
Its because he has a good reason to feel guilty. Hes kind of a completely fucked up person that doesn't deserve to be forgiven which is why I told him to fuck off.
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>>166559857
>people discuss the game and its theme(s)
>nah fuck that
ok
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>>166559857
Fuck you i just got back from work.
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How one sided was it?
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>>166559857
come back for fetish hour then faggot
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>>166558971
>Asriel dindus
Don't mind this guy he regularly lies about characterfags in order to berate them.
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>>166560026
hi soriel
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>>166560085
Me or the guy I responded to?
Because I've been gone for months
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>>166560181
Who you responded to.
He spams and samefags until someone replies.
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well, we were having a nice, polite and insightful discussion for a few moments. i guess it's still an achievement on /utg/
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Lifting for this goat!
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I want to wash Asgore!
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>>166560391
I thought people would only lift for the other goat.
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>>166560601
people lift for all reasons, I don't need an undertale related reason but still.
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>>166560297
it was a nice distraction for me from the pain so thank you for this anyways. i guess you cant talk about asriel, chara, sans, toriel, asgore or flowey without the thread going completely bonkers
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>>166560601
You thought wrong!
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>>166561018
my salutes to you. hope you get better very soon, whatever is bothering you.
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>>166560601
i lift because it feels gud tbqh
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>someone disagree with popular opinion
>it must be a troll so we aren't allowed to talk about the game!
Seriously?
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would you hug flower
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>>166560601
you are incorrect
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>>166561018
Go on - this thread will probably go to shit either way so just make the most of it while you still can.

>it was a nice distraction for me from the pain
May I ask what's wrong?
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>>166561132
thanks anon.
>>166561220
you can talk about the game but shitflinging tends to start easily and at that point i tune out of the thread
>>166561347
rather not say i shouldnt even be awake atm but the discussion was nice while it lasted and i said everything i wanted to say. this is some meta-discussion on discussion now.
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>>166561663
>shitflinging tends to start easily and at that point i tune out of the thread
Sorry that I don't forgive a serial killer that tortured and murdered people for kicks
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>>166561265
id hug (You)
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>>166561663
Oh... This sounds kinda serious.
I'm sorry to hear that.
I just hope you'll get well pretty soon.
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>>166530627
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>>166562457
Is that a zit or her gills inflating
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>>166562006
nothing too serious and a lot of anons here have helped with even just small encouragements in nice posts and i have my favorite undertales in my heart so ill get through it.
youre good people /utg/.
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>>166562809
Some of us try.
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What is everyone's favorite Undertale Moment(tm)?
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>>166563337
intros to Asgore's fight
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>>166563337
The part where Muffetâ„¢ serves 11 cocks at once
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>>166563337
SAVEâ„¢
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>>166563337
papyrus battle & date
snowdin in general
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>>166563337
Asgore Fight (tm)
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>>166563337
When RG02 and Asgore doubleteamed RG01.

My favorite part story wise was the Asgore fight and the Undyne date, that shit killed my sides.
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>>166563337
Asgore's fight tied with Mettatons, but for entirely different reasons
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>>166563337
When Undyne reaches the heigh of her life
Shame that thanks to spider child her sacrifice was in vain
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>>166563337
asriel battle. there are so many great moments in this game, but that one was really a surprise punch to the gut for me.
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>>166563845
only thing I'd change is to make it so you can lose the fight. I started undertale after corpse party, so I kinda hoped there would be some dark non-standard game overs. losing to omega flowey and asriel would have been interesting.
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>>166563436
Very solemn. Good choice!
>>166563458
But you took them all like a champ, didn't you?
>>166563506
There wasn't a dry eye in the house!
>>166563542
One of the coziest hours of my life!
>>166563556
Fun fact: It took me a while to realize You HAD to fight
>>166563608
They would've invited Burgerpants and the Nice Cream Guy, but they couldn't handle the girth.
The spear chuck at the table got me good
>>166563631
>Tied with Mettaton's
YES
>>166563758
Um... Of course! what did he mean by this?
>>166563845
In retrospect, I really should've seen it coming considering all the stuff about him in New Home and the True Lab, but I'm glad I didn't!
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>>166564160
yeah, i agree, but i didn't know that the first time i played. i thought there's consequence for each death, so it was very tense for me. also the way the game builds up to the fight, raises the stakes sky-high and dazzles you with spectacular visuals and great music... this might the best gaming experience i had in my life. i'm a bit afraid i might never find anything that will surpass it.
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>>166562809
Thank you, but i'm afraid that pretty soon i too will turn into a shitter.
There's a period every year when i just get bitter like an angsty teenager...

>>166563337
All scenes with boxbot tied with cooking date with undyne.
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>>166564320
>what did he mean by this?
Spare Muffet on Genocide
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>>166563337
Mettaton Ex fight, due to personal circumstances.
I was on 1 hp and out of healing items for the last 2500 points of ratings, so shit got tense real fast.
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generally it's way easier for me to name the parts of the game i least enjoyed. the ruins are sorta meh (apart from goatmom moments), snowdin is a little too heavy on dialogue for my taste, the core is a bit too empty... the rest is just pure genius.
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>>166565148
i feel the same way. i don't think there's a particular part of the game i enjoyed the most, i just love all of it (aside from some minor things, of course)
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>>166565148
Least favorite moments?
>All the Toriel stuff sucked aside from the music in her fight
Huh that's the only thing I can think of
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>>166565346
Asriel fight being unlose-able put it at the top of my shit-list, There isn't much worse than a final boss you can't lose to.
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>>166565478
Eh I didn't really mind that since its a classic thing in both the Mother series and the FF games. I pretty much just consider Asgore to be the real final boss and Sans to be that one super bonus boss for completionfags
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should i play mother/earthbound? i don't really like final fantasy, or in fact most jrpg's, apart from undertale.
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>>166565478
people always say this, and i agree somewhat but how would you even make that work? i feel like the fight would lose a lot of its coolness if it was really difficult and you could lose. plus the whole "but it refused" and determination thing.
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>>166565696
Earthbound is very overrated but its a nice little RPG if you don't mine grinding a lot. Mother 3 is a lot better but it kind of expects you to have played earthbound first. If you don't like RPGs as a whole then I wouldn't bother
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>>166565478
First time I was doing it I died to some crazy ass attack and then defeated him soon after
It was pretty cool and looked somewhat intentional
And then I learned that this fight is impossible to lose
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>>166565696
don't
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>>166565696
Go for it. Earthbound is pretty easy (one could argue that it's even easier than undertale) but keep in mind that there are some tedious parts.
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>>166565554
>its a classic thing in both the Mother series and the FF games
Mother series is just wrong, FF games I haven't played all of so I can't reeeeally deny
>>166565696
Undertale takes chunks from the Mother trilogy and iirc it started as an Earthbound romhack. I heavily recommend the second and third games. and desu 3 is better than Undertale but hey that could be an unfair comparison
>>166565776
If they delayed "but it refused" until the "god of hyperdeath" phase I'd be fine at least
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>>166565987
>Mother series is just wrong
No its not?
The original final boss in Mother 1 is just you playing the melodies

Mother 2 is just you praying over and over

Mother 3 is you just standing there while you know who kills himself on you
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>>166566081
You can still die in all of those
M3's is brutal until the last ~3 turns
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>>166565795
>>166565840
>>166565849
>>166565987
>>166566081
i like some classic western RPGs like fallout, but most JRPGs i played were just made of dumb grimdark plot and annoying angsty characters in tedious battles, redundant dialogue and boring exploration. i guess i'll try playing mother with low expectations and just bail out as soon as it starts to bore me. thanks for recommendations, my dear anons.
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>>166566182
>mother 3 is brutal
what? He just spams thunder which bounces back since you have the Franklin badge. You literally can not die in it
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>>166566224
> made of dumb grimdark plot and annoying angsty characters in tedious battles, redundant dialogue and boring exploration.
Darling, you just described Final Fantasy VIII.
I still like it though, despite it's many flaws...
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>>166566224
>most JRPGs i played were just made of dumb grimdark plot and annoying angsty characters in tedious battles, redundant dialogue and boring exploration
You probably won't find a lot of those
>>166566257
You haven't played it in a while.
He only uses thunder if you revive party members. Even if you revive someone every turn he takes two actions in one turn, so you'll die from love omega or some shit
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the worst jRPG i ever played was final fantasy crisis core. it's like they intentionally fused everything that sucks about the genre into this spectacular train wreck of a game. truly amazing how bad it was, almost like satan himself made it. [spoilers]i'm sure alphys loves it[/spoiler]
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>>166566934
pro-tip: try ctrl+S
it lets you hide meme text
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>>166566224
Are Fallout battles not the most tedious thing
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>>166544363
But Sans needs Papyrus just as much as Papyrus needs Sans. If he didn't think that resetting was an inevitably he'd probably kill himself in timelines where Papyrus dies.
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>>166567506
not to me. they're mostly short, you don't go through mandatory start/victory animations, attack and death animations are short and satisfying, some battles are difficult and very tense, especially if your character is not very combat-oriented.
compare that to an average final fantasy game, where you can go make yourself a sandwich after queueing all your attacks.
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>>166563337
New home made me cry so I guess that's my favourite bit. Also when it refused.
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>>166568097
>Summoning Eden in FFVIII
Well... I guess i have some time now to do the chores.
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>>166566224
Story's garbage, but Last Remnant's overall battle system keeps pulling me back for seconds
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>>166568269
just watch that
what the fuck?
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>>166568097
Fallout's fights are all super-tedious to me, especially since there's no customization or anything to do in battles besides firing your gun. Those endless rats that aggro on sight are a fucking menace, especially when you have to watch and wait as your guy pulls out his gun and the UI changes up and then goes back for two steps until you run into another one.

The world and characters in Fallout are great, but the battles are way worse than Final Fantasy, I think.

>>166568270
I like how shooting banana peels is a legitimate tactic in that game.
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>>166568647
It's a shame that it's the only summon that breaks the 9999dmg cap because that's really useful but his animation takes way too long.

On the other hand it's easy to break the balance in the whole so hard that you'll be able to kill anything in one hit.
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>>166569134
Holy shit - what is that?
It's barely legible.
I can't speak english today, sorry >>166568647
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>>166569558
Don't worry, it's okay.
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it's surprisingly calm and polite
*looks around for soriel*
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>>166570146
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Oh - and one more thing.
Is it just me, or does anyone else feel like the whole Core segment in Undertale is a homage to one particular part in FFVIII ?
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>>166570257
Toriel cucks Asgore with Sans in the True Pacifist ending

its canon
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>>166565148
only parts that didn't really click with me were the puzzles in the ruins and most of hotlands
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>>166570976
I guess it works, since I always think that after most immediate king duties are done, Asgore leaves negotiations in the hands of other capable people and fills in as a truck driver, roaming the countryside for some peace of mind.
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>>166570976
Well she's not fucking him either after that so who knows.
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>>166560601
Used to be that there were like 2 lifters for Toriel and 4 for Asriel.
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>>166571881
>>166560601
I exercise for Chara but am not as vocal about it.
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>>166561265
Yes.
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Been home for a few days, time to check in here too.

How you doing UTG?
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>>166571243
>truck driver
He becomes a florist/gardener, dreaming of trimming hedges at such prestigious places as Versailles, the White House, and the Louvre.

Oh and Toriel's school.
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>>166571881
There was one for Sans and one for Papyrus as well.
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>>166571881
I jog for a skeleton but never post about it
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>>166572357
Pretty good, how about you?
This thread turned out to be pretty interesting and surprisingly light in shitposting.
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>>166571243
>truck driver
That's Sans/Gaster.
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My third Attempt at Coloring.
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>>166572831

That's what I like to hear.

My trip was alright but I missed some opportunities there. Now that I'm back I am a bit worried about some upcoming events.
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>>166564160
The first time I played I was sweating bullets because I thought the game would be cruel enough to make me play all over again when I failed in the OF fight. I also thought the game would be cruel enough to make me replay the game in the asriel fight multiple times to save everyone because of the "with the little power you have left you can reach out to one soul" text. I thought you'd have to save them all one by one as asriel always destroys the world over again.
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>>166574041
> I am a bit worried about some upcoming events.
Ah. Chin up, darling!
Stars like us can do anything!
Is that how it goes? To be honest i'm not quite sure if he actually said that...
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>>166572357
Tired, but I'll live.
>>166573490
Other than the chin being overshadowed, shading and colors looks good.
I think you'd benefit the most from practicing shapes and depth because there's some obvious wonkiness and needlessly simple and flat parts present. Those could mean huge improvement for yourself and its only difficult until you learn, that's why it might be worth it.
One tip about hands, in resting position, fingers have some space between them, between half and one finger thickness's amount or so.
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>>166575040
Thanks. I'll try to remember that.
>>
papyrus rules
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I want Undyne to use Hydro Pump right on my face, but alas, Undyne's Hydro Pump is reserved for Alphys

What a world, what a world
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>>166575825
papyrus vores
anons
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>>166570976
Go away Sorielfag
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>>166576045
Alphys is into everything, even sharing.
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>>166574996

>Ah. Chin up, darling!
>Stars like us can do anything!

Thanks. I know I must.

I'm not sure he said that either but its still nice. Maybe saw it in a picture.
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>>166573490
Looks alright. Personally I'd make his head a little less spherical and you might want to practice hands a bit but otherwise it's pretty good.
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Suddenly it all makes sense
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>>166577190
What is this crap and how do we get rid of it.
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>>166535235
He don't even have a soul
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>>166535767
>8 dead kids
>6 killed by her ex husband
>immortal unless she gets back together with him
It won't
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>>166577190
This isn't canon! Where's Steven? Sans is Steven After Not Surviving!
Where is Danny Devito?
Where is Carl from ATHF?
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>>166577684
Stop trying to start shit
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>>166543296
I'm 21 and I still have almost zero idea about my parent's sex life

I'm so lucky
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page 9 bump
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Howdy utg! How is your Wednesday going?
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>>166577826
i'm not a parent but i imagine it's equally awkward for them when their children start developing sexually.
imagine toriel walking in to asriel's room only to find him masturbating to a yaoi manga from alphys.
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>>166579148

Its okay. Lost most of my energy already Tomorrow might be more interesting? You?
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I want Asgore to train me.
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>>166579209
>implying he's gay
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>>166579148
Work is killing me!
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>>166579148
Going okay, it's being an average winter day, a bit of class and not much else.
It's fucking freezing outside though, I'm glad to be back home
How's your day going?
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>>166579615
>implying only gay people fap to yaoi
>implying there are other sources of porn in the underground other than alphys' yaoi stash
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>>166579843
Anon, if you fap to gay porn you're gay, that's just how it is. Also
>needed porn to fap
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>>166580079
i'm gay as a rainbow, but seriously, i know all sorts of people who read yaoi from time to time.
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>>166579394
I want Asgore to kill me.
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>>166579843
>>166580175
Only gays, bis, and certain women fap/slick to yaoi.
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>>166580281
Why? Are you alright?
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>>166580175
You can read it and be straight, though personally I'll call you gay to heckle but if you jerk off to dick in man ass you're actually gay.
>>166580290
Or bi, sorry.
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>>166579394
I want to make Asgore happy


inb4 that one guy tries to be a dick again
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>>166580281
>nice cream guy touching frisk
this ends in murder right?
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>>166580389
No, and that's only one reason.
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>>166580456
can we stop this meme
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How does this make you feel?
https://derpibooru.org/1347802?scope=scpeb62d883ba14c77cc04cd0637d61b6abee563734c
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>>166580471
Oh anon... I wish you can get better, being mad or sad about something or someone isn't good.
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>>166580456
In a very cold one to boot.
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>>166580586
"I could probably trigger someone with this."
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>>166580586
What the fuck is this shit, my sweet anon.
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>>166580772
>>166580823
Just report him.
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>>166580772
>>166580823
It's just cringy Undertale stuff.
>>166580872
I have not broken any rules, I just posted a link.
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>>166580942
>cringy

You're underage on top of breaking GR15.
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i want to post mkid without that one guy showing up
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>>166580872
>>166580942
Nah, i felt like someone kicked my stomach because it's not my birthday.
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>>166580942
I think the bigger question would be why you were on that site to begin with, but alright
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>>166575825
look this rad skele
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I want to finish these fics and stop being sick and have centurylink stop dropping the internet holy shit
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>>166581006
He didn't break any rules, you're acting like a 14 year old.
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>>166580872
Why?
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>>166580586
Why this combination of characters
What IS Dinosaur Train
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>>166579387
About the same! Just got home from work
>>166579674
No! Don't let it kill my anon!
>>166579786
>Winter
I wish we had winter here. Here its just Summer, Fall, slightly colder fall, spring, summer
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>>166579148
It's great.
Just finished a nice little match in kf2 and i don't have to do anything else today.
So i'm gonna chill with you guys.

>>166580441
Nah - i think we're safe for now.
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What do you think of this character and his fans?
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>>166581007
i know that feel
cant post a cute npc without fetishfags guaranteed to show themselves
i dont want to say the posting is "ruined" but it sure feels that way
>>
>>166576064
Reminder that papyrus is not for vore

but his brother is, he's a really good pred.
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>>166581429
He's okay. Fans are usually chill.
>>
>>166581080
He probably frequents cringe threads and subreddits.

>>166581429
See you in 30 days or until you turn on your VPN again.
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>>166581390
Hey, sounds like a good day to me! Enjoy it anon!
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>>166581429
He's a cool dude but some of his fans are emos and I don't like that
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>>166581469
What NPC?
>>
>>166581429
I want to fight him to the death.
>>
>>166581509
You're over reacting.
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>>166581568
Fuku
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>>166581549
Thanks goatmom. I will.
I hope yours goes well too!
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>>166581481
both of them are
in their own ways
>>
Okay but what do you think about this character and her fans
>>
>>166581875
Pretty good.
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I want to comfort goat dad!
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>>166582000
I can't tell if that Asgore is sick or sad.
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>>166582000
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>>166582054
If hes like me then its probably allergies
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>>166582101
I'd rather not.
>>166582156
Yeah, allergies are the worst.
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>>166582101
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cute goter
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>>166581830
but I like sans pred much more than papyrus. his blue ectobelly is so attractive desu
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>>166581875
Decent, the both of them.
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>>166582409
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>>166582667
>>166582409
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>>166581429
I was disappointed once I encountered his character with the way game hypes him up but also mixes your expectatios but his boss fight was good.
His fans are weird.
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>>166582406
That's a bit better.
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>>166581215
oh SHIT that's a cool skelly
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>>166582757
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>>166583098
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>>166583289
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>>166583528
Ok - you win.
That's all i have.
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>>166525972
Sweet! Thanks.
>>166582406
Cute spider.
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Create an AU
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>>166583612
i did it
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post your headcanon explaining why kids keep falling into the underground
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>>166583748
Kids are clumsy as fuck.
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>>166583748
Causality
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>>166583012
what the heck pictures of this plush make me so happy
i said i was going to order one a while ago but i havent yet a.a.a.a. i really want one now though
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>>166583654
Islandtale, tribal/Hawaiian monsters. Has sunshine, jungles, volcanoes and surfing.
>>
>>166583748
Toby is a bad writer
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>>166583654
sans is large and likes to vore anons into his ectobelly where they just float around and can almost see through

that's it
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>>166583746
whos the cute thing on the right?
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Okay but what about this character and her fans
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>>166584067
I have no idea.
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>>166583748
there is something bad going on on the surface. maybe a war, maybe famine, a plague, nuclear holocaust, or the combination of the above that leaves a lot of orphaned children with nowhere to go.
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>>166584126
Mediocre and strange.

Also
>her
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>>166583748
Some asshole ran over a "Danger: Do not climb the mountain!" sign, and nobody placed it back up.
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>>166584126
>her
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>her
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>>166584279
>Bossmonster (Male)
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>>166584279
>>166584254
>>166584198
>>166584126

Will someone finally make a feminine penis joke?
>>
>>166583654
Humans created monsters, they were originally experimental familiars that were never meant to reproduce or grow so independent.
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>>166584126
>>166584530
>*Feminine Penis Joke
*80's laughtrack*
>>
>>166584530
>feminine penis
Emm, what?
>>
>>166584719
Are you new to 4chan?
>>
>>166584661
>>166584719
>>166584851

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_V2sBURgUBI
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>>166584851
just live in nowhere and don't know what is >feminine penis
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>>166584126
>her
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>>166584901
>"What's the deal with feminine penises?"
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>>166584279
noidontwanttolewdsmolasrielnoidontwanttolewdsmolasrielnoidontwanttolewdsmolasrielholyfuckwhyiscrossdressingsmolasrielhotFUCK
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comfy snowdrake!
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>>166584719
its the opposite of a masculine vagina duh
its not that hard man
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>>166583098
>>166583289
>>
>>166583903
I don't know if Fangamer ever has sales, but if the price ever drops down to $25 you should totally treat yourself.
>>
>>166583748
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jxLx5CY3uM

0:17-0:38
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>>166579615
>likes flowers, stars and rainbows
>likes wearing dresses
>sleeps in one bed with a child of ambiguous gender
>is a crybaby and generally a pussy
i could be wrong but my gaydar is tingling
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>>166585787
He's eight.
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>>166585691
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>>166585849
i think you don't have a very good idea how sexuality works.
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>>166586092
>someone implying a child might turn out gay
>must be a pedo
>>
>>166583654
AU following the King Mettaton ending.

Underground and especially New Home begins to look like something fused TRON Legacy and Jet Set Radio. Mettaton is the Grand Star, ruling over everything with a fabulous fist.

Burgerpants leads an underground resistance against him, his heart aching from Nice Cream Guy's betrayal, who saved his business by franchising MTT, now selling Metta Cream, with low-level obedience drugs laced in them. He and his fellow revolutionaries search for tapes left behind by Alphys (presumed dead though some resistance members believe she's still alive somewhere), in hopes it will lead them to a hidden kill switch for Mettaton.

Papyrus is part of the secret police keeping the populace in check, but since he's way too nice, he tend to not arrest and make people disappear, but instead supply them with a Best Of MTT movie collection, so they would understand his glory. Sans is a high-ranking staff member, but he keeps unwittingly feeding the resistance info by being too fucking lazy to properly file anything. Flowey is also alive, still confused why he was spared and in his bewildered boredom, acts as an amoral Chesire Cat, feeding information to both sides.

Another child falls, spurred to adventure by some crazy person they saw on TV, raving about monsters in the mountain. They're adopted by Mettaton, who knows how dangerous human kids can be and plays for time instead, spoiling the kid rotten to gain favor and ask for their soul once they grow old and die. The Resistance tries to recruit the kid as well, though they're rather brash about their methods. Locked in this faction war, the child must navigate through this neon web of intrigue.
>>
>>166586195
Don't enable him.
>>
>>166586195
So you're going to play dumb? I know why you guys want him to be gay
>>166586245
Fuck off
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>>166585907
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>>166586195
Don't worry pedoposting is one of soriel's pets. He didn't actually mean anything he said.

It's okay to be gay.
>>
>>166586012
My first kiss was with a boy when I was seven and I'm straight.
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RG 01 and 02 lewd fic when?
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>>166586486
Hah! Gay!
>>
>>166586224
Cool.

Not even a Mettaton/Bpants fan. But this is a genuinely entertaining and refreshing.

I would read it.
>>
>>166586494
Don't lewd platonic friends like that!
>>
>>166586224
>Turning King Mettaton ending into Orwellian novel.
That's... a bit disturbing, but still interesting.

>>166586406
Ok - now I'm really out of pics with both mettaton and mkkid in them.
I could post few disassembled bots but i don't want to kill the image limit.
>>
>>166586540
Yeah it was, my mom even has the picture in a scrapbook somewhere.
>>
>>166586224
I like everything about this but have a little trouble imagining Mettaton having the patience to wait for the newly fallen human to die of natural causes. Or is that only a lie to gain their trust?

Can the new kid reset? Does Flowey mess with them?
>>
>>166586629
Go away Undyne
>>
>>166586682
NO!!!!!!!
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>>166586657
It's ok man, they're not often seen together
This'll be my last pic too, but we're less than 50 away anyway
I don't actually have any more either, the rest I have were already posted
>>
>>166585907
Have some dignity Mettaton...

>>166586224
Pretty neat. I fear a child might end up breaking such a stalemate through a tantrum though and would end up killing a lot of monsters eventually uniting everyone against them.
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>>166586880
>NO!!!!!!!
Surely you mean 'NGAHHH!!!!!!!'
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>>166585712
i am actually about to order it right now. i googled fangamer sales but it wasn't promising so i'm just going to get it now
one last rad skeletons for this thread
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>>166555961
>>>>>>>if you kill your enemies, they win :^) :^)
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>>166587014
This is really bugging me...
Why the hell is there a on-screen keyboard when he can just tap the normal keyboard with his feet?

Ok - seriously now.
We can post more robutts in the next thread
>>166587086
and then i will show you mettaton with even less dignity!
>>
>>166587347
>and then i will show you mettaton with even less dignity!

You fiend!
>>
>>166555961
white people ruined the world and now a chink needs to clean things up again
>>
>>166586676
He doesn't tell them that's the end goal. Perhaps a little poison can be involved somewhere down the line? The goal is merely to gain their favor, their trust, their love and perhaps with a good bit of acting maybe he can stage something elaborate enough for them to give him the soul of their own free will. A fabulous Grand Finale, wouldn't you agree?

As for who controls the resets, that would likely be hidden for the longest time, since everyone would be trying to keep the child alive. Flowey tells lies, truth and half-truth equally and one of them is that while he doesn't speak of the control issues, he did say that trying to murder the child would bring a new wave of destruction across the Underground, one that would leave everyone dead.

>>166587086
Of course, a mere child thrust into such a precarious situation could easily end up disastrously. That's the fun of it though, will they choose the glory of Mettaton? The justice of the Revolution? Or carve their own path? it's interesting to think about, at least.
>>
>>166587347
>>166587842
Mettaton and Asriel are just mere illusions devised from the wicked demonic entity named Alphys! She Pushed Gaster into the core and made SHyren cry, the Royal Guards 1 and 2 unable to pursue their relationship and drugged the king and queen, she even went back in time and made Chara crazy!
>>
>>166587206
Ah, nice! It's really well-made and you can remove the scarf if you like, it's attached with two threads that are easy to snip and pull away.

I need to learn to crochet so I can make a beanie for mine.
>>
>>166587993
anon thats fifteen words
>>
Flowey should be dead I'm every post netural ending AU since only a complete retard would leave him alive when he's already made it clear that he's just going to do his shit all over again
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Let's kill the image limit before it's too late.
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>>166588448

ok!
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>>166588298
yeah ok gramma eat your crumpets

>>166588267
numbers are racist
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>>166588448
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>>166576045
Truly ours is a suffering in a class of its own.
>>
Roll Call! Sound off with your favorite and what you are eating for dinner!
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>>166589419
>Sound off with your favorite
That English?

I guess I'm eating mashed potatoes with Asriel.
>>
>>166589419
Flowey/Asriel.

I'm not sure what to eat. I should go check the fridge.
>>
>>166589419
Asgore
No idea
>>
>>166589419

Robot, and I'm not eating dinner.
>>
>>166589419
Toriel. Chicken and rice
>>
mettaton
dick
>>
>>166589419
Eating Pancakes with Asgore.
>>
>>166589419
pap
Leftover chicken and rice.
>>
>>166589419
Undyne
Breaded steak with french fries
>>
>>166589419
skelefag present
idk. maybe rice and veggies is on the menu tonight if not then baked potatos
>>
>>166589419
Mettaton and it's midnight here so I'm not eating anything.
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>>166589419
Fish
I'll know when I get there.
>>
>>166589419
Fish

Don't know, probably pork chops.
>>
>>166588662
>"Stop fucking your dad and go do your homework!"
>>
>>166589419
Fish, no clue.
>>
holy fuck I'M STARVING
>>
>>166589653
>>166589915
Same here.

Someone might think that we're doing this just to stay lean like our fav...
>>
>>166589419
Muffet, eating nothing right now.
>>
>>166590045
1 month left. No college for now, dear.
>>
>>166589419
Charafag.
>>
>>166590143
Stop reading about all the food. Or eat something fampai
>>
>>166590295
>>166590295
>>166590295
>>166590295
>>
kill the thread
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>>166590687
Ass
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>>166590687
Maybe.
>>
Last for Flowey.
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