/csgog/ counterstrike global offensive general

so what is this script guys

pls SK, do not draw Astralis tonight

>>166514430
>(You)

>>166515175

MOTHERFUCKING FUCK FUCKING BULLSHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!

God bless you for making good threads OP.

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Day 4 games in order

>>166515291
G2
Fagnaticuck
Shitquid
Redditsent
Asstrails
Spaz clan

>>166515397
pigesent

https://twitter.com/OnFireSemmler/status/824062071318908929
One of the worst tweets ever made

Teamwork sticker seems like a nice choice for a 3 year old who likes colors

>me

>>166515291
G2
NV
Mouse
Optic
SK
Gambit

>An American team must get out of groups or this major won't be a success t. valve

Why must they ruin cs?

>>166515473
>cummler

Didn't even click.

Waaiiit, all of the matches are tomorrow? Nice!

>>166515748
Here's a preview for ya: it starts with "MFW" and ends with a picture of semmler

>>166516042
Thanks a lot for polluting my mind, asshole. I didn't open the link for a reason.

>>166515694
what do you mean?

>watching majors since 2013
>log into CS today
>get my first drops ever
nice. 2 nuke cases. should i keep or sell?

I don't think SK have chance against Astralis...

>>166515291
>memesent is going to crush Optic
>memesent reddos are gonna flood thread with fat pig memes

Not Iooking forward to this

>>166516662
open them and enjoy the memories unless you desperately need 2 steam bucks

Want to be gifted.

>M4A4 Griffin/Evil Dynamo MW
>AK 47 Cartel Any
>Galil AR Blue Titanium
>Famas Pulse MW
>USP S Guardian MW

Pretty please.

>>166516904

I can gift you my dick.

>>166516662
Open them
Nuke doesn't give anything worthwhile

>>166516850
>implying pige isn't going to throw so he can leave godsent sooner and rejoin fnatic

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>me so far

Mouse over Liquid - either way 1 win for me
SK over Astralis - either way 1 win for me
fnatic - I think they get this
godsent - fuck em, im counting them off

How'd everyone do?

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>>166516280
;)

>>166517156
Didn't click. 8)

>>166517156
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>166516585
valve be scripting my dude, in game with the toggles for "pros" and out of game with the matchups

all cause no more skines money :<

milking the CS cow dry

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>MFW anon didnt click but I post it without a spoiler

>>166517283
but what matchups are rigged for NA like you implied? both are tough ones that they will likely lose

>>166517156
>>166517335
post the "drive" jacket one my dud

>>166517362
stay bluep

>>166517362
>godsent over optic

uhhhh

>>166517335
>that earring

>>166517335
I have a script that blocks all images on 4chan. 8)

>>166517567
>visit imageboard
>block all images

I like the way your autism works anon

>>166517694
Enjoy prison, pedo

>>166517567
how about you get a script that makes you lose weight

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what the fuck is this shit?

>wake up
>navi genocide the favelas
This is a proud day for the ayran race magog
soon counter strike will ben ethnically cleansed

>>166517893
wp dude

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>>166517420

>>166517975
>esports interest me

>>166517975
why would he post this?

Gonna make an /fa/ thread for semmler lul

>>166518135
>posting on /fa/ post-2014
gross

>>166518135
link it dude

>>166517779
If I lose any more weight I might disappear.

>>166518172
>dadcore interests me

Does valve even want to get rid of hackers?
Do games in general want to get rid of hackers?

>Hacker busted = another copy sold

>>166518665
what does /fa/ wear nowadays?
im still on that ricky o/gothwear tip

>>>/fa/12178684

>>166519315
Why do you trust me to not tell every fuccboi on /fa/ what you did?

>>166519408
pretty sure /fa/ is happy just to have a >1pph rate

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Stay tuned for the thrilling finale!!!

>>166519795
i got a BS souv polar camo G3SG1 from mine yday
GL

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Who is going to ABSOLUTELY win tomorrow?
Who should I bet on, won every bet today.

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>>166519795
>ittig

>>166519894
Honestly none of those are an absolute win. Hard to decide.

>I'm still not over F3 lost that
Fucking hell how bad was it? Shouldve been Vega instead

>>166519894
id probably bet the underdog on whoever ends u being the underdog in all of those t b h
would be willing to put a dece sized bet on liquid beating mouz, im sure the odds will be juicy

>>166520028
Not even Fnatic and EnVyUS?
Really think Fnatic will win though.

>>166519894
put 5 thousand dollars on gambit, i did it and won 2 out 3 games

>>166520201
I really thought the same about other games, but at the end NV got a 2-1 result. Even if I do lean towards fnatic, it's still not an absolute sure win.

How do you rank up if you keep getting matched with teams of lower ranks?
I only get to play comp like 3 times a week, but every time, I'm stuck playing with nova 3-4s and mg1's, and rarely an MGE

I've won around 17 games and lost 5 (silver-tier nova 3 are always on my team, and sometimes I just can't carry hard enough; 16-13 is still a loss), it seems the elo required to get past MG1 is enormous.

Should I play casual and try woo some higher level players into lobbying with me?

>>166520691
>How do you rank up

You win games. Didn't read the rest.

>>166520691
play on esea or faceit

>>166520691
lose weight

>>166520902
I know you didn't. I'm saying every game is with lower ranks, and I'm not getting jack shit for elo.

>>166520930
I'm on a 500 calorie deficit, down 11kg and my lifts haven't been affected.

>>166520913
but then I can't brag about MM rank

>>166521247
>I'm not getting jack shit for elo

You can't know that, because elo isn't visible to players, and you have no idea how it works.

>>166521339
I've won a lot of games, and I'm probably on the verge of ranking up, it's just been very, very slow.

I think I have a grasp on the concept of elo, friendo. Valve matchmaking is probably sticking me in purgatory, because I live far away from the nearest server. The other people my rank all get shuttled into lobbies of 5 ping. There's more to matchmaking than elo.

>>166521773
Didn't read, win more games.

>>166521856
How does it work for you? Do you often get put in games where there's at least 1 player of higher rank?

>>166522040
I don't play MM anymore, but it was random when I did. Literally no pattern I noticed

>>166515291
>G2
>EnVy
>Liquid
>Optic
>Asstralis
>FaZe
Thank me later x

>>166522164
How can you talk about other people not knowing how elo works - as if you are an authority on the subject - then?

>>166522814
Because nobody knows how ele works besides valve and because I ranked up solo from silver to GE.

>>166522884
when, back when csgo was launched and everyone was global?

>>166517893
They ain't calibrating shit. New players just get cooldowns to make life harder for cheaters and smurfs.

>>166523291
Yeah, at that time when only GE existed, and valve gave away GE to anyone buying the game at walmart. Stupid silver retard.

>>166519973
How much do these sell for?

>>166517893
it means ur super good and valve is trying to find you a pro team to play against, ive only seen this happen to 3 other people

>>166523694
>selling souvernir items you've personally unboxed

Never.

>>166524087
What if you unbox a souvenir dragon lore?

>>166524236
then you sell it to some faggot in europe, take the money and buy you or your girl something nice, because real life experiences are worth so much more than getting respect from 12 year olds bc HOLY FUCKL OMG THAT SKIN

>>166524236
But that will litearlly never ever happen. If it does, I'll reevaulate my policy.

>>166524365
everyone laugh at this retard lol

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>>166524365
>poorfag can't afford anything above purple skins

>>166524514
>>166524623
what are you guys talking about,dragon lores are expensive as fuck. youre a retard if you wouldnt sell it

>>166524817
>less than 10 thousand
>expensive
umm anon...

>>166523636
Kek, someone's mad salty
Sounds like you're LE and gave up on MM after losing rank

>>166524817
>>166525150
tbqhsugoidesu if you really need the money sell it, buy one after the major after they drop even more in price, already sold mine

What's up with this meme that deagle is a "sniper pistol"?

Unless you crouch, it has the worst accuracy of all the guns (except for shotgun).

>>166525592
one shot headshot on long distances

>>166525192
>projecting this much because he can't rank up from silver

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I'm sorry I couldn't hear you guys over the sound of LITERAL FREE MONEY

>>166527564
which 1?

>>166527564
Too bad you're going to get a shit drop anyway. Why are Valve such greedy fucking jews? They are a multi billion dollar company that literally has to do nothing but sit on their ass and money comes to them. Why can't they give away some dragon lores?

>>166527812
Or I could just sell the case for 40 bucks

>>166527796
Edward Na'vi vs Mouz

>>166528006
>taking 40 bucks which means nothing over a shot to get 10k which is life changing

why

>>166528139
>10k
>life changing

Hold old are you, exactly?

>>166528139
Chances of winning the lottery twice is extremely low.

You may as well just buy a real lottery ticket.

>>166527564
open it

*opens boipus-c*

>>166522334
betting exactly the opposite on everything, thanks

Is Trump the best, most effective president ever?

>>166530146
He was elected as a joke.

>>166530203
You can say youd fuck someone's gf as a joke, but if you do it, doesn't mean it wasn't a good time.

>>166525592
Deagle has good first shot accuracy lol

AFAIK TEC-9, P250, dualies, every SMG except the UMP and MP7, and the economy rifles are all less accurate

This one kid claims he spends 20 bucks a month for gas for his gayass prius, and that he drives a lot.

Lying or nah?

>>166530912

probably a little embellished

I think I spent like $26-30 a month on gas when I drove my prius a lot

>>166530912
Who would lie about driving around in a giant metal vagina?

>>166531113
Easily baited the prius owning gayboi.

>>166531461

and?

Sold a cobble case what should I cop my dudes?

>>166531714
arma 3

>>166531668
Outsmarted.

>>166523551
This desu senpai

>>166531795

D:

not like this

>>166531998
hello reddo

>>166527812
If everyone had dlore, it wouldn't have any value.

>>166517975
Пижaмa и вaтник. Boт eблaн.

So does Gambit play against anyone or did they already lose the tourney?

>>166533558
maybe just stop being retarded

>>166533920
Who are they up against next? What is it? fucking nigger?

>>166534209
literally use google you actual sub 100 iq peasant

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>post yfw Karrigan goes out in groups

>>166534264
Hey I have a really good idea for you. Why don't you suck down some nigger cock while putting a loaded gun to the temple of your head and pulling the trigger when hes done?

Or you could just tell me.

>>166534612
This isn't a free service. Friend me and send pics first

>>166534846
I'm sure you'd love to suck some nigger cock for free don't fucking lie on the internet.

The main thing I've learnt from the major is that all the glove skins look fucking hideous
What were valve thinking?

>>166534897
return to reddit, dumb non-spicy boy

>>166534960
>What were valve thinking?
"make as much money from dumb preteens as possible before this bubble bursts"

>>166534980
Yeah, I am really fucking lebbet le upboat talk right there right? Damn you should FUCK OFF back to redus cant even fucking hide it

>>166535084
You sure are whiney how did you think you could take my bp with this wimpy attitude?

>>166535178
boipussy? How is the discord you fucking faggots still jerking each other off. Underage shitheads

>>166535295
what

>>166535342
What the fuck is BP?Boipussy?

>>166535397
why are you even mad

>>166535397
It's not "boipussy", retard. BP stands for British Petrolium.

>>166533558
>>166534209
>>166534612
read the wiki in the OP kid

>>166535467
why would I be mad?
>>166536130
HWat?

>>166536445
Neck yourself you fucking loser dipshit braindead nigger.

does anyone actually care about gloves, i dont get as much attention as i used to with rare/expensive skins, or are they just a joke?

>>166536672
Why are you mad fuckhead? I know you love projecting about suck nigger dick

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*********REMINDER*********

Braxton "Swag" Pierce was the NA GOAT with huge potential and Valve had no right ruining this kids career. He was obviously tricked by the serpent tongued kike source """""pro""""" known as Steel.

>>166538647
hello mr redditor

>>166513937
What was this about?

>>166540260
taco was mad because navi was raping that ass 12-3 at halftime

>>166540260
Taco got knifed by simple like 2 times, and ever since he started talking shit and getting mad. Now simple raped his bp bareback at the major.

Whaaaaat? You only get $150 for a revolver kill?

>>166513937
How would you even sell an expensive item on CSGO anyway?

I'm sure the tax office would interested in why you suddenly were deposited $14,000 in your bank account without declaring tax and where it came from

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>Lose 16-12
>"xD"
>"must have left the bots on harmless"
>"you guys should uninstall"
>mfw

Am I just taking banter too seriously or is ESEA full of arrogant scrubs?

>>166542965
It's a new meme, like gg ez, or ez skinz, git gud

which youtube channel is our guy (or girl) for gameplay tips and tricks to git gud

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SK so bad LUL

>>166543224
>"tips and tricks" for a 20 year old game

This game is so fucking frustrating man, if you try to get better, your team will always pull you down.

>>166543224
Steel, adreN, DaZeD

>>166543469
voice_enable 0

You lose the comms, but at anything under DMG that's not an issue.

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>tfw liquid fan
It could've been a 3-0 already. Fucking overtime chokes

>>166542352
at certain threshholds of steam income, steam informs your government and papers will be sent to you to be signed

>>166543624
Honestly F3 are way bigger chokers.

>>166542352
OPSkins to Paypal?

>>166530203
>t. horse teeth britbong

>>166519894
G2 is the only guarantee I see there. Maybe godsent

how much money should i put down and which avenue should i go if i want to have the >best odds< of making 1k through skins

>>166538647
>autoswitch on
Anyone get 4k silvers anon

>MM is 64 tick and full of loud morons
>FaceIt is inconvenient as fuck and full of shit players
>ESEA costs money and is shady as fuck

Should I just get Battlefield or something?

>>166545463
Oh, and I forgot:

>CEVO is fucking dead

>>166545463
Get rocket league

>>166517019
Mine

>Navi 3-0
Lmao at redditors who picked astralis

>Hellraisers 0-3
Ez points

>G2
Still have a chance

>VP
didn't disappoint

>North
I severely regret picking these shitters over gambit

>Godsent
Idk, might make it

>SK
I'd be very surprised if they go out

>Astralis
50/50

>Liquid
My team will never close a game, but they're playing mouz who equally fail at this

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>>166545692
>mfw Liquid vs. Mouz goes 31-31

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i miss friberg guys

any bois in here on the gear bois

My Round 4 predictions:

G2 V North: G2 wins, now 2-2
Envyus V Fnatic: Fnatic loses, now 2-2
Mouse V Liquid: Liquid wins, now 2-2
Godsent V Optic: Godsent wins, now 2-2
Astralis V SK: Astralis loses, now 2-2
Gambit V Faze: Faze loses, now 2-2

Round 5 matchups will be:
Astralis V Faze
Liquid V Fnatic
G2 V Godsent

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Who is this guy and why does he have so many souvenir drops?

>>166547029
>nip remove maikelele
>get eliminated by who third worlders and don't make the major

Good job get_reddit on your amazing decision.

Anyone up to doing the daddy thing and gift me skins?

>>166550391
haha yeah love being a daddy xD
post your id i got a big package for you ;)

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Who +3+3 here?

Astralis faggots need not apply :^)

(dubs get and VP win the whole thing)

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Anybody wants to trade up one of these 57s?

nice dead general lmao

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screw mousesports for not being shit enough

>tfw the best silver in this thread

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cop or not?

>>166547949
You can resell souvenirs I think, he probably bought them for cheap then resells them

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>tfw checking some of your highlights and at one point you looked through the wall roughly to where an enemy is

>>166556468
better clean out your inventory before you get banned man

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Posted yesterday but didn't get many replies. Who should I bet on guys? Was thinking about fnatic yesterday but stats are now saying EnVyUs will win. What do.

>>166556794
gambling is satan's device

>>166556468
i often get my crosshair right on enemy's heads through walls
this is why GN4 shouldn't be allowed to overwatch and also why flusha is not and has never been cheating

fucking silver reddit gambling degenerate army you all fuckin' are

>>166556842
No, silly, I'm gambling skins.

>>166556794
g2
nv
liquid
optic
sk
gambit

Do Na'Vi play today?

G2
NV
Liquid
who cares
who cares
FaZe up

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>>166556794
here's the winning ticket my friend

>>166557018
"no"

>>166556973
Are you sure about liquid, fampai?

>>166557079
i feel for you, for 3 games you'll be so happy and then godsent will shit in your soul

>>166557079
Wrong
Wrong
Wrong
Right

STOP BANNING COBBLE

>>166557079
Eh >>166557045 seems a lot more likely to be honest.

>>166556973
>>166557045
>>166557245
How can csgog regs manage to always disagree with each other so much? Are you all studying economics or smthn?

let's bet on how many North players will cry in about 45min

2 out of 5 are guaranteed

>>166557337
I am. Actually have an exam tomorrow.

>>166557559
well that's money your mom is never getting back

first for /ourguys/ gambit, did you make sure to go all out on them?

>>166557609
unlike amerifats, we don't pay to study
i even get money for having good marks

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>stream still not live
PUT MY PRETEND FRIENDS ON RIGHT NOW

>>166557678
north fan spotted

What's with spamming "!pack"? used to be "!drop"
Are people actually that retarded or is everyone trolling (still retarded then)?

What band is this in the opening? They are pretty good.

>>166557858
twitch chat moderation bots autobanning "!drop" probably, same reason why you're seeing shit like "ELENA" get spammed in chat when it's 9-11 instead of "ANELE"

>Are people actually that retarded or is everyone trolling
50/50 i think

>>166557954
acdc

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>20 hour competitive cooldown

>>166557858
those who write in chat are kids
those who just read chat are dumb teens
those who hide chat are normies
those who make a new room are masterrace

>the most electrifying man in esports
>not a single person in chat gets the reference

fucking millenials

>>166557954
metal licker ft Pilkington

>both 3-0 teams and 0-3 teams are slavshits

kek

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Swede here, I'm cheering for you my Danish brethren! Take those dirty frogs out.

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>>166558063
>so this coldzera bloke that won the tournament right
>turns out, little monkey fella

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>>166557954
Megadeth

>>166558012
why is arizona green tea even a thing? it tastes like sugary water

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>>166558175
kys

So has anyone opened a drop that's not shitty yet?

>>166558218
i hope everyone could appreciate what You did here anon

Whos' getting eliminated today?

opening crates with keys is literally gambling
why is it allowed

can't they just give the trophy to navi already and let this tournament be done?

i mean, we all know who's gonna win

why is 1 team allowed to ban 3 maps and the other only 2? how is that fair?

rng shit game

>>166558406
optic and moose

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>danes vs frogs
its a lose-lose situation

>>166558505
maybe the other team gets to pick sides

>>166558527
He didn't said that, did he?

ultimate cringelord

>>166558547
picking sides is just a meme

its not like in football when you get to pick the side where sun or fans won't bother you

>>166558605
retard

if there was any hope left for North, overpass ended it

>>166558331
Only happens to silver 1's. We are silver 2 and 3

>>166558664
danes have always been good at overpass

kinda glad reddit combo only get to cast tier 3 games

> One round. Magisk already on the verge of exploding.

>>166558792
as if they won't be the ones to cast the final

Picking sides doesn't seem nearly as important as having another ban.

Is there a reason they didn't do a 3-3 ban with no randomizer or are they just that contrarian?

this map is so reddo

konfig cheats

>after 5+ years of having an offensive twitch sn they finally banned me
I had at least 50 dollars worth of bits on that account just from watching ads. Should have dumped them earlier if I knew I was getting banned. Fucking jews

>>166558865
Valve is retarded that's it

>>166558967
hate playing on it but like watching others

>>166559032

From when does Valve dictate the tournament rules instead of the organisers?

>>166558865
pretty sure they had 3 bans each on day 1

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SMUTHZZ WHAT THE FUK ARE YUO DOINGG!!?>

>>166559165
They supply most of the money for majors don't they?

G2 losing to a tier 8 team amazing

>calling someone nigger gets you 500 day ban in esea

But Moe the Muslim and steel the Jew can call people chinks all day

why is the prizepool so small
why does last place in dotard major get almost the same as 3rd fucking place in csgo major
dota compendiums dont even give prizepool money in majors

>french shuffle
>instead of dropping smithzz

>>166559312
>dropping a god

>>166559274
>500 day ban for calling somebody a nigger, but m0e can literally BE a nigger and nobody cares

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>mirage is a revamped cpl_strike

>>166559274
using outdated memes should be a lifetime ban 2bh

>>166558664
>8-1 North on T side
>Anon in charge of predicting things

>>166559274
m0e is always making fun of marke imitating is accent and calling him a spic

>rpk and bodyy run through a CT tunnel smoke blindfiring
these are "professional" gamers right?

>>166559420
>dust2 is a revamp of dust

ok, its official

smithzz is retarded

>losing a 5v2
>because you're hungry for frags

>>166559304
be grateful for your 1 major a year

>>166559312
drop bodyy drop scream get KennyS and NBK win everything

i hope shoxie and scream both retire after this and go back to their isis video game and digital media division

fuck france.

>this decision making
>these are professional cs players

>>166559749
shox is our boi

>>166559748
i never really liked playing contra

>tfw no drop yet

>>166559748
dear god, please no.

don't make me play on de_contra, I won't do it.

that map is like all the worst parts of all other maps combined into one.

fuck CPL and fuck de_contra. de_cpl_mill and de_cpl_fire are cool though, let's get those in the rotation. And Inferno while we're at it.

But holy fuck, no aztec, no contra, no dust3, none of that shit.

>>166559896
same

How much coffee do you drink per day /csgog/?

>>166559938
2-3 cups depending on when i get up/go to sleep

>>166559930
there is literally nothing wrong with aztec

guys

when will goat map as_oilrig come to CSGO???

>>166559938
2-3 mugs

>>166559938
Never had a cup in my entire life and I'm 25.

>>166559748
funniest part about mill was being the guy who went sewers and waited to pop out the door and get 2-3 kills on the bombsite.

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>>166559704
>drop scream
?

>>166559938
2 cups at work, tried 4 cups but stomach didn't like it

Wew, those shots by cajun.

CAJUN B
CAJUN B
CAJUN B

lol cajun

sure real legit

is anders gay for shox?

>>166558012
You deserve it. Don't be a faggot next time.

>>166560015
aztec is fine as long as the other 4 guys on T side are able to buy smokes every round and set up a nice path to the bombsite or else it's just every guy gets picked off leaving double doors or going up ramp or across bridge.

>>166560103
>Wanting an isis agent that might blow up any second on your team

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>>166560103
>not smithzz
?

wew

>>166560203
aren't we all?

>>166560039
you're medal of special snowflake status is in the mail anon

it took a bit longer to make because it had to be as unique as you.

>>166560307
tru

>>166560154
>>166560156
Smithz did a painful misplay there
He should've just fallen back after spotting the player in bathroom there. Instead he just commits to the widepeak and gets rekt

>>166560203
anders is gay for cheeseburgers

his wife wears a big burger costume at home when he's not travelling.

>this is elite level eu cs

fuck

>>166560409
>NA & SA CS has slowly been getting better while EU can't stop shitting the bed
kek

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g2 can comeback right?

r-right?

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>>166560364
jej

>Scream at a major

thank fuck this is his last one

>>166560409
smithz is literally a fucktoy
I have no idea why they let him play rather than blowing them under the table

>>166560457
>NA
>Getting better
What am I missing?

>>166558331
The only people that get good skins from cases are new players to the game so that valve can hook em.

>>166560491

>Doubting Scream

Heads going to get tapped when he gets AK47 on t-side

>>166560457
>NA
>getting better

???

>shox getting exit frags
>this somehow makes them good

>>166560457
>NA
xd

>>166560609
deIlluminati

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IS IT TIME FOR THE "MIRACULOUS COMEBACK"???

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>>166560627
He's hoping my Berber friend

>>166560627
"they know me for my missed taps"

>>166560458
can? yeah
they wont tho lol

>Semmler making a point
>interrupts himself to say 'exactly'

Why is konfig so pretty?

He would be the best looking if he lost some kilos

>be big fat greasy french arab guy
>valve tells you your handle "rapeking" is too offensive
>so you change it to RPK and continue being an overweight sweaty arabic bastard.

Can you get drops with the stream paused?

I want to use VLC.

>>166560832
Yeah he's cute, shame he's such a weirdo or else he might actually be an argument for normal players in esports.

>>166560846
that's a negative

So why are g2 throwing?

>>166560918
>(((G2)))

wtf

why not upgrade?

just why

G2 pulling an IBP

Semmler is so fucking mad at G2, I love it

>It's a Semmler acts like the frenchmen are playing for him episode

>Ok guys we have to make a comeback here, any ideas?
...
>Let's buy like 3 mac10 and rush them

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>>166560834
Is he an Arab? I just thought he was swarthy Parisian

>>166560846
Just mute it?

I looked away for 1 round. What happened?

>>166559448
>north in charge of maintaining a lead

>>166561038
see >>166561016

>>166561016
that worked tho

problem was keeping the mac10's in a full buy round

>>166561046
they are throwing to make this more entertaining

>>166561038
G2 didn't upgrade their guns once again thinking North would still eco(?).
Got fucked.

>>166561016
More like

>the CTs upgraded, but let's keep the SMGs and not upgraded

>>166561046
Read the script on hltv.org fgt

>>166561105
This is a game of who can throw the hardest

>>166561118
They also left an ak on smithzz body

>>166561192
they tried to find it but couldn't

>>166561245
They tiled because they didn't find the AK confirmed

>>166561019
they're the same thing now anon

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>this is day 4
>4 days and no drop
GIVE IT

>When you see tactical timeout, it means the players are not allowed to talk, its the only time when the coach tells them what to do

>Proceed to show us the players talking

Is there a more biased caster than Semler?

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>SMISS

that nade play was pretty good

WTF is going on... a want to see steel commenting this mach


TURNS HIS BACK!!!! TURNS HIS FUCKING BACK!!!!!

>>166561370
he said technical timeout but described tactical timeout

For fuck sake, stop dragging this match out.

>>166561373
biased casting best casting
I don't need someone to tell me what's going on on the goddamn screen I'm watching

>>166561370
>>166561442

Really? They can't talk during tacticals now?
Wat

>>166561547
Tactical is when you talk Technical is when you don't

FINALMOUSE SCREAM ONE
THE BEST ESPORTS MOUSE IN THE WORLD

>>166561547
fuck, i messed it up too, you get the idea.