/owg/ - Overwatch General

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R E M I N D E R

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New skin when?

Cosmetic loadouts when?

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Tracer!

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>when blizzard finally decides this is the event they give you the one thing you actually want

How do you win in CTF? I'm not even losing, most of my games have been draws except for the one time I went 3-0.

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>Every scrub screaming about bullshit roadhog hooks
>Blizz looks into it
>They stop around the corner hooks
>But make the hook overall much better

AHAHAHAHAHA
THE HOG WILL NEVER DIE

...Anonymous
01/24/17(Tue)23:47:07 No.166506535
Alright, listen up. Here's how to win CTF and get your achievements:

1. Only play control centre (the indoor map), it has the shortest route to travel and is harder for respawners to defend
2. Pick Torbjorn
3. Build your turret in an awkward location so that it could only be shot when someone is on the point
4. Get into some fights in the dark room with the stairs
5. Get as much armour as possible
6. Go for the flag with a couple team mates, there will always be someone trying to cap solo, go with them
7. Drop armour as often as you need it
8. Molten core if you have to
9. Capture the flag

I played 3 games like that, only lost 1, and got an achievement each in the other 2.

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Tfw got both chink spray cheevos in one game

who /freefromthecurse/ here

>log in to 1 v 1 for boxes
>removed
>try new mode
>it sucks dick
>try 3 v 3
>pick Dva
>it launches me outta the fucking map when die in mech and transform slowly falling to death
so...
this is...
the power...
of GOTY 2016...
what a fucking joke honestly

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cutest and best pairing.

>>166508397
dope as shit

>people who throw on comp
Nice

>>166508424
how come none of the fucking dragons actually connect to anything? Is that stupid robot supposed to be the head?

Sombras new CD for hack is so good

just a reminder that blizz can't fucking make shit correctly

CTF would be 100x better if it were 3-5x3-5, prove me wrong.

>>166508438
Not today Chu.

>>166508257
FAT MEI KEKS BTFO
We thicc now bois.

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mfw being a Torbjorn main finally pays off and my team wants to suck my cock in CTF

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>>166508424

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FAREEHA!

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>>166508408
Me, thank god. I was surprised there were only two achievements this time.

only need roadhog and ana skin and i'll be good.

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Rate my free box, lads

>4 matches in a row where someone claims lag and just dicks around the map
why do I even bother

>>166508438
Go back to twitter Chu no one wants you here

>>166508397
AND THIS IS MY STAND, [POCKET CALCULATOR]

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>>166508492
You are right.

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>>166508596

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SOMEONE GO AND MAKE A RANT THREAD ON BLIZZARD JEWFORUMS AND THROW SHIT AGAINST THOSE FUCKING FAGGOTS

3 FUCKING EVENTS WITHOUT ANYTHING TO WIDOW EXCEPT A FUCKING POTG AND NOTHING MORE.

THIS FUCKING SHITLORD OF KAPLAN WASTING A FUCKING DELICIOUS DESIGNS IN A FUCKING SPRAY, WHEN THIS IS GOING TO STOP FOR FUCK SAKE!

Okay end of the Gordon Ramsay rant,

>>166508414
>1v1 removed
Why? Some dittos were the coolest thing

>>166508658
The free loot boxes should guarantee you a legendary or epic. I tought Blizzard liked their fans who give them money.

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>>166508640
Is beautiful.

How did they manage to fuck up a game mod this badly. How.

how tf do i win ctf guise ;_;

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>that disgusting feeling when you open a box and all you see is blue and grey

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>>166508703
>>166508560
I-I just think they are really cute.

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Cutest and best pairing

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Cute!

>>166508408
I won my very first game 3-0 because our opponents were pants on head retarded and apparently just playing team deathmatch while an industrious little tracer ran laps for us.

I don't really care about achievements (unless the attached spray is cool) but what's the 2nd one?

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>Can't spam crouch 100 times per second anymore

this game fucking blows

WOW i am really enjoying this rich gay love cosmetic reward simulation!

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>>166508750

>>166508540
They all connect to each other if you place them right.

>>166508257
Is it just me or has there been a rise in Pharah players? It feels like I;m seeing Pharah more often these days

>>166508763
At least she got a Summer Games skin

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>>166508359

This happened to me at Halloween. Got Witch Mercy from the last fucking box. Feelsgoodman.

How do I be a good Reinhardt? I'm tired of just sitting there with my shield while my team does nothing.

will i regret buying the new hog stuff after nerf ? how bad is he ?

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>>166508930

Lunar New Year thoughts (stating the obvious, I'm sure:)

Capture the flag sucks. The main issue is capturing it like a point, which makes sense on paper, except it's nigh impossible when the enemy team is going to be right damn there. It's like taking Point B in Anubis, only the area is the size of a D.Va. Best chance is sneaking in while they all try to get yours, and even then you're probably getting met with turrets of both kinds.

Think it would have been a lot more fun if you could just pick up the damn thing immediately and have everybody chase you, like so many other CTFs do.

As someone who plays D.Va at least 50% of the time, her nerf was too much. It simply was not that hard to kill her before. Now it's exceedingly easy to kill her, even 1v1. I've had Soliders who don't self-heal gun me down and vice versa. Pharahs only need two indirect rockets. Anything but full health, a Roadhog hook will get me out of the mech.

What'll be her function now? Her shield is way overhyped. Yes, it kills alts, but so do Rein and Zarya's shields. And Rein's lasts a hell of a lot longer/wider, and Zarya's powers her up significantly to, say, beam out a D.Va. She's pretty much a must have at this point, I don't think I saw a team without her. By the way, D.Va's ult is getting more and more useless as people know to take cover or just hide behind Rein.

Don't get me wrong, her armor was too much, especially on top of Ana's overpowered grenade, but this was too much nerf. Should have been 300/300.

Speaking of Ana, her nerf was great, no complaints. Still effective but not a walking health pack. Played Roadhog and didn't get many hooks, but I know I wasn't straight on point, so the hitbox seems smaller and more precise I guess.

The skins/sprays are all pretty cool, but the dragon ones would be cooler forming full dragons rather than waving tails.

Pharah still needs a nerf. 6 rockets is too many and spam/splash mode too easy mode esp. compared with Junkrat's arc bombs.

>>166508359
man roadhog gets the best limited time legendary skins.

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>this is the last thing you see before you die

>>166508930
>>166508750
>>166508596
>>166508424

I like how most of them look like they are charging into battle and then there is mcree who is just smoking.

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>Havent played much D.va before apart from the occasional game where I did average
>Get the skin
>Decide to play her a bit now
>The nerf made her outright trash

They managed to buff d.va to the point of making her so viable she was a must pick, and now she's an alternative Winston.
"Balancing" my ass. A dps barely have to sneeze at D.va to eject her from the mech now.

>>166508865
I know this awaits me when I get home.

JUST
U
S
T

>>166509047
hog hook was actually buffed, he can oneshot people effortlessly now.

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B L U E B E R R Y

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>>166508763
I've seen plenty of people complaining about it but all you'll get from Jeff is what he already said about skins. That spray just make it worse desu

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>>166509095

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>>166509095
>Zenny giving zero fucks about his dragon tail

>>166509135
Clearly you are not good enough with her. I have two friends who I play with and they keep taking turns playing her and both agree it's not that bad.

>>166509096
>it was not hard to kill D.Va
>all that armor
>Defense Matrix
>her speed and damage

Fuck off. D.Va was cancer.

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>>166509190
Needs to be redeemed and get a new skin.

Maybe she will get something like reinhardt got. just a non event related skin.

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>>166509107
Absolutely best skin and highlight combo for Ana right now.
Reminds me of the golden lel.

>>166509109
where do you even buy computers this bad

mine is 6+ years old and i'll only occasionally drop to 75% render scale just to lock in a solid 60 for comp

Apparently I have 3k comp bux
What should I get, lads? I got gold McCree last time.

>got the achievements for CTF
>don't have to play it any more
>still 2 loot boxes to grind
>Mystery heroes
>dog shit RNG
>lose
>brawls
>Show Your Support
>on attack
>defence hero mislabelled as support means defender advantage
>lose
>No Limits
>defending Eichenwalde
>team doesn't play 6 Symmetra for the 6x75 shields easy win
>lose

Genji is fun~

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>>166509215
Can you send one of the threads with complaints about it please?

new sombra hack is nice

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>he doesn't waifu Pharah

what the fuck is wrong with meis neck?!

>>166509352
I heard they got rid of Mystery6v6 is that true? I'd rather not have to play CTF if I don't have too.

>>166509446
>I heard they got rid of Mystery6v6 is that true?
no

they took out mystery 1v1 and replaced with the capture the cock mode

>>166509429
She has triple neck since Mei is the Landwhale of Overwatch.

>Play a game
>Ana is still overpowered as fuck and can still 1v1 virtually anyone that isn't a tank
I hope retard who is responsible for Ana not being actually nerfed ever is fired.

stop fucking ignoring me how do u justify this
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>>166508414
>>166508414
>>166508414

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>win CTF 3 to 0
>don't get achievement

Uhhh

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>>166508560
>>166508703
Pharmercyfags detected. Don't worry, Pharah will find herself a nice leaf that will scratch her itch.

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Bought 22 boxes, got this on second last. I was almost out of hope.

Btw how do you backwards wallride with Lucio?

>>166509609
>If you don't like X you must be Y

Every time.

Neck yourself.

>>166509609
I don't really give a shit about gency but those two did get da best summer games epics

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>>166509382
https://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20752543359
https://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20752643023

There's two of them. All you have to do is search for her name on the forums and you'll get more.

>>166508414

I've had two competitive wins turned into losses because of retarded glitches today.

>>166509623
Enable the backwards wallride in Lucio's options and then just go to a wall you'd normally wallride, but backwards. That's it.

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>>166509348
pls respond
Kind of thinking about Widow but I don't want to embarrass myself

can someone post d.vas upskirt pls ?

>>166508414
The game gets buggier as time goes on. Blizz doesn't really give a shit.

Is the Ana nerf taking so long and being done so so slowly because they merely don't want to admit they fucked up that hard and made one character the focus of the meta?

Are they that childish?

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>>166509902

>>166509623
there's an option the lucio-specific controls page to turn it on.

>>166509561
>playing mystery heroes
>get d.va
>melt
>get d.va again later
>we get an ana
>indestructible mech wins game

yes, d.va was the problem.

>>166509295
For a team that actually fired at her instead of trying to 1 v 1 and ignoring her in favor of a healer or another tank, no, it was not hard at all. I agree she could get out of it too easily due to her high armor count, but now a D.Va can't even stand on the front line without her armor going down in nanoseconds.

The Defense Matrix is not hard to get by, just KEEP SHOOTING and the damn thing will go down. Why everybody treats it like Zarya's shield as if they're giving her a buff, I don't know.

Her damage was great close up, sure, but generally focused on a single person. Why people also try to 1 v 1 D.Va, I don't know, but like I said, her hitbox is huge, just keep moving and hitting the huge target, and you'll pop the mech before she can kill you more times than not. Especially if backup is imminent.

Unbalanced, yes, but cancer? Only if you act like an idiot in her presence. Of course, now you can do that all you want, as those 1 v 1s are twice as easy to win with practically any hero.

>>166508894

Capture the flag yourself. Pretty easy to get at least once if the opponents aren't turtling (or co-ordinated) and you pick Winston.

all the new skins look like shit when is this game going to get some skins worth buying again

i'm sitting on 6000 gold atm

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>>166508734

>>166508763
Maybe you should take a hint and stop playing snipers

>>166509947
>loose

>>166509609
Hi Chu

>>166508658
pantsu/10

Is there a checklist yet?

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I NEED
TO START A LOVELY FAMILY
WITH WIDOWMAKER

AHHHHHHHHHHHH

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What did Blizzard mean by this and...

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Oh yeah, this one's fucking garbage

>>166509978
huh, that's weird, because I did. one trip the tracer died on our doorstep and i took it the last few feet. maybe you have to do the whole trip yourself

>>166509950
Ana was most definitely the problem, she's still more than capable of healing her team. The grenade nerf was great, no longer is it an instant revive, but her firing arguably still does too much gain/drain per shot, and she can shoot pretty damn quick.

The tank meta is not dead at all, it's just a 2 tank meta with Rein & Zarya, while people who would have picked tank are now going offensive Torb & Symm, as if that's any less cancerous.

>>166509969
>The Defense Matrix is not hard to get by, just KEEP SHOOTING and the damn thing will go down.
It's time based, so you're just wasting your bullets. Might be more beneficial to reload even

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>>166509527
It sucks because mystery 1v1 was the perfect game to grind for perfect matches which awards one more loot crate

dva is still too strong this nerf is more like a slap on the wrist to be perfectly honest with you famsies (tbphwyf)

>>166510141
>writing GENJI in chinese language

Dang girl

>>166509717
90% of the people shitting on it are Pharmercyfags though. Of course those fled mostly to /u/ where they belong

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Why does Junkrat have his detonator lodged into his throat?

>>166510095
>your first child will never be traumatized as he walks in on you doing mating press with widow

>you will never impregnate Mei
>she will never birth your child from her wide hips

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Anyone else only play Mystery Heroes.

Actually playing the game like you're supposed to is so boring

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>>166510130
...This?

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so how lucky am I to get this from the free lootbox?

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Fucking Blizzard.

>>166510225
Now you're making shit up

>>166510353
congrats on the seafood spray

>>166510130
>>166510315

It's how to say hello on Chinese holidays:
http://www.cultural-china.com/chinaWH/html/en/14Traditions1835.html

>>166509096
>Capture the flag sucks. The main issue is capturing it like a point, which makes sense on paper, except it's nigh impossible when the enemy team is going to be right damn there. It's like taking Point B in Anubis, only the area is the size of a D.Va. Best chance is sneaking in while they all try to get yours, and even then you're probably getting met with turrets of both kinds.

Except you could have Tracer triple Blink in, and Rewind all the way back.

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>>166506023
>>166507317

>>166510253
because preventing clipping is hard

well, it actually is but cmon bliz put the work in.

>>166510383
hahahahahahha

>>166510253
Not enough resources for QA

>>166510383
my proudest one from the whole event.

bet you're all jealous that you didnt get the seafood spray eh

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>loot box pops open
>legendary flying out
>Ultraviolet

>>166510195
Yeah but if you quit shooting, they'll put it back down. Point is to drain it entirely.

Though you're right you'd have to time it well depending on the hero. Say you're 76, just shoot in bursts rather than unloading your whole clip into the matrix, and then reload when it goes down and you're golden.

Also, I forgot to mention above, but beam based heroes (Zarya, Mei,) have ALWAYS countered D.Va excellently. Zarya even more so now, and I bet even Mei could pop the mech after a single freeze.

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>>166510291
>You will never comfort Mei and tell her that you love all of her extra meat.
>Later climaxin on her making that meat ripple with each thrust.
WHY LIVE

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sure is quick play in here

>Someone picks widow on CTF
>We lose

Epic

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>>166510275
>traumatized

What's the fastest way to grind boxes? QP spam or duo queue 3v3?

>>166510726
Once you have your free arcade boxes, then QP.

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>>166510383
>>166510510
It's a player icon

>spend the entire game with 3 gold elims, despite being support for half of it
>queue up again, get dropped into an ongoing game
>we manage to cap for a BO3 but the next round the DPS might as well have not been playing the game

That's what I get for playing this game the day a new update comes out. Holy shit, this is unplayable right now. On top of that none of my loot boxes have given me anything but player icons and sprays, I haven't gotten a single fucking skin or even a voice line. What the fuck is this? This game gets worse and worse every time I come back.

>>166510874
source?

>>166510726
Arcade, then play QP and hope that your team is shittier than you so you level up faster.

D.VA upskirt screenshot please. Don't have the new skin. If it's already posted itt please direct me to it I haven't seen it

>>166510706
CTF is a terrible game mode in general
It's turtling central

>>166510726
Probably 3v3 overall. QP will probably take an hour on average to level up, and that's if you're winning half the matches.

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Did someone make a template yet?

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>>166510874
S-sauce?

>>166510095
Hahaha.

Ya know what would be fucked?

If like. Like amelie was pregnant when she was captured by talon. And they forced her to abort the baby.

Hahaha. Wouldn't that be fucked?

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>12 lootboxes
>no legendaries

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>join 3v3 mid game
>my team down 2-0
>carry their ass to victory
is there a better feel

CTF is shit, lads.

>complaining about FREE updates

>>166509947
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS COP OUT BULLSHIT?! FUCK THAT

>>166510656
>takes 2+ minutes for a game
>enemy team is all grandmaster

Is there any way I can quickly tank my QP mmr?

>>166511042
Try no fucking skins at all, just player icon after player icon. Oh and don't forget some shitty sprays. The one time I want all the fucking skins and I get NOTHING.

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>>166510095
>tfw this will never be a skin
Shit sucks

>>166511108
>blizzdrone

>>166510649
>Mei
>fat
Fuck off, nigger.

>>166511041
Not really, all babies should be aborted on principle.

>>166508257
>six loot boxes today
>out of 24 items the only event related drop I've gotten besides the sprays is the Mei victory pose

kill me

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Holy shit Blizzard forums are burning thanks to Widow brothers.

NICE JOB EVERYONE KEEP PUSHING JEFF TO FIX THIS SHIT.

>>166510151
Nah you need to recapture a flag from the enemy

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MEI ISNT FAT

I REPEAT

MEI ISNT FAT

FATFAGS BTFO ALL ETERNITY

>>166511108
Okay Kaplan

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Damn, using Reaper's ult in the flag room is pretty devastating.

>>166511264
You make a fair case for ugly regardless

>>166511041
>Talon getting rid of a free, moldable agent
Wouldn't happen.

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WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH HER NECK!??!?!

>login
>playing a casual game of CTF
>get nanoboosted as hanzo
>cool, can body shot people now
>DVA just sits there with matrix on me, can't shoot in any direction effectively disarming me
>she does this with any character except zarya and mei, in an aoe

why is this nigger bitch in the game? Why does she get to fly around like a cunt, stop so much damage(projected outward, effectively giving infinite zarya bubble with a duration to anyone in the aoe, or behind it), then gets auto life? Why is her second form so small? why does she get to fire while she's in the air and barely a fucking target? Why does she have a projectile gun making it fucking retard easy to land hits, starting in the air lets her get easy headshots and she doesn't need to aim.

Why is roadhog in the game? it's instant fucking kills, it's not like widow or hanzo where you have to aim and good players are a challenge, no just some fucking RETARD throws it, it's a huge projectile, and you die. no counter play aside from "don't get hit" which is fucking hilarious since you can't go 10 feet without their being a corner or choke.

Every tank except winston and reinhardt are fucking cancer.

>>166511108
>free update actually made the game worse
>cant play without it
>its like forcing shit down your throat

>>166511264
She may not be fat but she's still an ugly chink

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Whose farts smell the best

>>166511397
Literally nothing

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>>166508319
welcome to the club, senpai

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>Mystery heroes
>Anubis defense
>get double Symmetra
>2 shield generators up
>stroll around as 400HP Reaper wrecking shit

>>166508257
>All the complaining about legendaries not dropping.
Stop it! You won't get anything until the end of the event because Blizzard rigged the boxes droprates so people buy them out of frustration.

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>>166508865
>open box
>purple-grey-yellow-purple
>grey was the only event loot
>the rest were duplicates

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>>166511041
What's Talon's endgame? Seriously, is it just Reaper sitting in a boardroom murmuring "death" over and over again?

>>166511264
>
everyone already knew this since the summer games event

shut the hell up already

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>>166511397
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
WAKE ME UP

muh dick

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>d.va eject is fucked and now it ejects you out of the map

great nerf blizzard fucks

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>3 boxes today
>no event skins

Rein skin pls

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oh man, remember MVP cards poppin up every second game?
Good times

>>166511397
I'm not nibbling on it

>>166510943
>>166511037
NGKS013

>>166511590
dont bother

his skin is cool, but that hammer looks retarded af

they should've done like a guandao instead

>>166511397
its called jowls

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>>166511397

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My dick is ready for new SFM with the new D.Va skin.

>>166511590
Bald rich and Blackheart are better desu

I haven't gotten a single event skin

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>ejecting!

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https://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20752785794?page=6#post-115

GO BOYS RAPE JEFF MEMEPLAN UNTIL HE PULL HIS HEAD OUT OF HIS ASS.

>>166511682
The spade thing is that journey to the west character's weapon though

>Your team goes full defense
>Never bothers to capture their flag
>Even after letting them get 1 we just held till overtime
This ctf mode is pretty shit compare to other games

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>>166511256
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MY WAIFU HAS NO NEW SKINS!!

We soldier 76 fags havent gotten shit either! The last skin we got was in Halloween and it was just a recolor!

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So how will seasonal events work? Will we get the same skins or will they replace them with new ones?

Isn't Widowmaker's event voice line something she already says in-game? At least I thought it was.

when are they going to fix the bug where if you join a game too quickly after the last game it will cancel the game search?

this is starting to piss me off. I would immediately quit the game and then search for a new one but then the client will kick me out of the search que because i que too fast. this is bs

>>166511960
even if it was, that just means you can spam it at will

>>166511893
We won't know for certain until jeff says something or the summer games rolls back around

Unlike the actual Olympics they did confirm that the Summer Games would be yearly in case anyone thought otherwise

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Mei exercises everyday!

>Widow
>no likeable personality at all, just a bitter cunt
>waifufags still worship her because of muh ass

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ANA WAS KOREABOO ALL ALONG

>>166511413
How is the game worse?

>Got Zen skin in my 3rd box

Wow, I'm impressed. This is the first time I haven't had to buy his skin outright.

Can we all agree that the worst part of this update is fucking up the keybinds?

>>166512067
Making new skins for Ana is a waste since Merciful already exists.

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>>166511849
>Reinhardt = finally he got something

As a Rein main, this makes me laugh the most.

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>>166511554
Unknown. It can be speculated that they are trying to cause another omnic crisis since mondetta was trying to prevent a 2nd omnic crisis and volskaya was keeping it contained in russia.

But why would they want to do that?

>>166512060
Ana, who let you on 4chan? Go lose another eye.

>>166511682
>Hating on shovel weapons

Pin yourself

holy fuck, I forgot how bad this game is, how do you guys play this for weeks on end

What's current meta and how do I git gud? I got yelled at by people in discord for not trying hard enough and causing the team to lose all the time in QP. I started trying really hard because of their comments but I still always lose every game for my team.

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yeah!

>>166511849
>Rein
>Finally he got something

Nani

>>166512164
I just play brawls

we're all soldiers now can fuck off

>>166508993
Wow, same here. Friend convinced me to just buy some fucking boxes since I wanted it so bad. I thought it would be a retarded idea but it actually payed off, I even got the halloween Reaper in the same box too. Much better than the summer event when I got Tracer's Track and Field skin three fucking times and nothing else.

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BRIGITTE!

>>166511849
i assume the art team does a bunch of concept art>picks the best>adds to the game

it just so happens that they pick some heroes more

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>qp
>complaining about not following meta or not planning ult combos

nigga pls

Am I the only one that thinks Torb is actually fun in CTF?

Like I can have my sentry protect the flag while I go to the front lines to provide armor and fire support, and evading fire as a dwarf is pretty fun

>>166509947

fapfapfap

>>166512060
She's a girl. Women are meant to be seen not heard. As long as she's hot I don't care about her petsonality. I can't have sex with her personality

>CTF turns out to be shit
Blizzard cannot make a good game mode to save their lives

>>166512247
It surprised me the first time I saw it.

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>>166511842
fucking kek

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sprays

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>>166512048
yes she exercises everyday.

on my dick.

>>166512382

sauce?

>>166512389
>Am I the only one [having] fun in CTF?

Yes

>>166512349
ANA AND PHARA KEKED

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>no spicy thighs an hour in
Lets fix that. Also got both of Mei's skins and Zen's new skin so far. Its been a good day

>>166511554
I've always assumed that Reaper isn't officially a part of Talon, their goals just occasionally line up and Talon isn't going to turn down the angry unkillable ghosty man who eats souls. Reaper gets to work with Talon like in the Recall and Sombra shorts and he also gets to fuck off on his own like in the Old Soldiers comic.

>>166512382
I'm >>166512176, the way people explained it to me was that people play games to win, and even if I play them to have fun, it's my responsibility to play properly so those who need to win to have fun can have fun. I don't really agree with it either but some people just have to win or they can't have fun I guess.

>>166512296
>not that cancer pharah and mercy one

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>>166512407
That's not very nice. Widowmaker has a delightful personality.

>>166512164
i literally only came back for the event
ctf is the best thing in the game now and i can see now why blizzard testers decided it "doesnt work", because its pretty fucking hard and bronze tier players will run around aimlessly the entire match not understanding how offensive and defensive rotation work
also because they were too dumb to silence movement abilities while holding the flag

>>166512542
>got all the arcade boxes and leveled three times
>nothing to show for it except player icons and sprays

>>166512130
Merciful is top tier. I like Captain Amari and Horus, too.

>>166512506
Wtf is torbs?

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>>166512158
>light source is clearly in the background behind ana, facing the camera
>window's ass is also facing the camera but still reflecting light
why is sfm so shit?

>>166512060
I don't like ass; it's her voice, personality, and pretty face that hooked me.

>>166508414
>pick dva
You deserved all of this

>>166512606
>it's my responsibility

qp is fun only, just have common sense with your picks though.

>>166511554
>>166512158
I hope it stays unknown. I know that because its Blizzard the reveal will suck. While its mysterious it will still stay exciting.

>>166512576
He technically isn't they list him in his Bio as a mercenary. But he seems always to be hired by Talon. I guess not being full-time means he has some free time to kill Overwatch agents.

>dva vs roadhog used to be a skill match up
>now roadhog wins every time

>>166511308
wtf is with your webm's aspect ratio?

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>>166512506
>Reaper ulting with firecrackers

>>166511108
>not complaining about literally everything
newfag pls

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>>166512349
look how small she is.. how can she even take Reinhardts cock. In all serious thiugh there platonic relationship is cute. I wonder if Reinhardt accidently walked in her when she was in the shower though.

How do you fuck up CTF this bad?

>>166512535
Once I get my free lootboxes from the arcade I'll have fun. Until then full out try hard

Do the Rein and Zen legendaries change any voice lines or effects

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>5 CRATES
5 CRATES
>5 CRATES
5 CRATES
>5 CRATES
5 CRATES
>5 CRATES
5 CRATES
>5 CRATES
5 CRATES

>3 WHITES 1 BLUE
3 WHITES 1 BLUE
>3 WHITES 1 BLUE
3 WHITES 1 BLUE
>3 WHITES 1 BLUE
3 WHITES 1 BLUE
>3 WHITES 1 BLUE
3 WHITES 1 BLUE
>3 WHITES 1 BLUE
3 WHITES 1 BLUE

>Oh man, these items are really cool!
>Gamemode looks fun too!
>symmetra torbjorn bastion Reinhardt tracer Lúcio soldier
>DEFEAT
>DEFEAT
>DEFEAT
>DEFEAT
>DRAW
>DEFEAT
>DEFEAT

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>the salt of BOTH teams when you decide it's a draw
Simply amazing

>>166512652
That's fine. I just don't care about it as long as she knows her place which is bouncing that ass on my dick

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>>166512786
He's making one of these. Chinese gold ingots

>>166511638
what site? sorry for new, pls forgiv

>>166512506
Zarya is eating the food Bastion delivered, guess omnic hate is only until food is shoved in her fat fucking face

>Waifu D.Va nerfed into the ground
>Second waifu Sombra only slightly buffed

FUCK BLIZZARD

>>166513046
by not making it one hero and having shitty map design, if only a draw counted as a win I would have every skin now

>>166508889
>ayylmao
>chinese event
>lets pander to the gooks more and give dva a gook skin while everyone else is still chink themed

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They really need to step up their game on Tracer items. Junkrat gets an emote but she doesn't? Total load of horseshit.

>>166513274
>second waifu
OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT

I only have enough coins for two of the cheaper Chinese dresses. Won't have enough to save for the 3000 coin ones.

Which 2 heroes should I get?

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>bought the palanquin skin
>i dont even play d.va

D.Va is literally dead now.

thanks bliz.

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>>166512661
If it makes you feel better the last 5 i opened were nothing but duplicates. I didn't even get enough coins to buy a skin

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am i dreaming

>>166513360

why buy it then

>>166513345
Bastion

The bird turns into a rooster

>>166512060
She has a big butt and that's enough for them.

>>166512905
>qp is fun only

I mean that's what I thought too but with the way Blizzard put class restrictions on QP and put in the arcade modes, I feel like QP is only like, "sanctioned fun". And they explained to me that like, if my way of having fun means I don't do anything to contribute to the team, it's badwrongfun. And so the problem becomes, I'm still really new to the game AND really shit, so I really don't contribute anything anyways. So, does that mean I'm not allowed to play QP?

Blizzard bitched out with the d.VA skin. No panties. Fucking pussies.

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>tfw dva mains are getting triggered by nerfs but your main has been completely useless for ages now with no buff in sight

>Trying to get the flag recovery cheevo
>It's nearly impossible to catch someone who has the flag once they have it
>Competing with five other people

FUCK

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>>166513375
>one shotting Dva and Zarya with hook 2.0
>naysayers who thought hog was out of meta

>>166513345
>>166513345

how about you wait until the end of the event, you have 2 weeks to farm

>>166513424
cuz its cute and sexy

>drop $40 for loot boxes
>literally all shit
i mean i got 3 legendaries but this is retarded, it's usually more so i feel like i wasted my money

>>166513473
It's only fun if I win

>>166513546
What did you even want?

>>166513529
Everyone on bnet and reddit is turning on him.

I guess he'll be up next to be destroyed.

>>166513375
Good, she was a shittily balanced character before.

>>166513546
>>166513546
>spending money on the first day of the event

what

>>166513539
Wow that looks pretty good. Are you the guy who has been posting them so far?Thank you.

>>166513596
Yeah exactly. I'm the kind of person who can have fun even when losing. But I guess that means I'm a broken person in some way.

>>166513546
Never understood this. I buy lootboxes too but I wait until the end of the event not the begining. In case I get most if not all of the shit I really want by grinding boxes so I don't need to buy any boxes.

>>166513661
>spending currency on the first day of the event

wow voice lines that have nothing to do with the holiday being counted as holiday items. ZARYA SAYING GET PUMPED HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE YEAR OF THE ROOSTER

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>>166512060
To be fair, it is a very nice ass

Where the D.va upskirts at yo

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>>166508257
Mei is thin! THIN!

>>166513818
(you)

>>166513625
I hope they destroy him. Hated that annoying fatass since day 1

>sombra can just put down here teleporter, get the flag and port back on their flag

I mean, props for actually making that spic cunt useful, but once again Blizzard shows they don't know how to make a balanced mode to save their fucking lives.

>>166513749
I did just for roads intro

its too good

I don't play anymore but if blizzard gave widow a skin I'd pay until I got it
someone tell jeff

patch notes where?

>>166513721
You shouldn't. It's only fun if you win.

>play d.va
>melt
>play d.va with ana
>indestructible

god this is so dumb. and I know exactly the reaction. people are going to continue to get rekt by d.va's that have an ana ramming darts up their ass, and go "OMG SHE'S STILL OP THE NERF DIDNT DO ANYTHING, FUK THIS TANK META" all the while that egyptian bitch sits there laughing

>>166513749
>implying i would spend currency on the first day

how are you this fucking dumb. You have 2 weeks before the event ends and your first thought is to spend cash because "hurr i'll have 2 spend currency instead"

play the game you fuck

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will NRG finally win something?

>>166514026
https://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20752795395

>>166513975
>must not be taking damage to actually cap the flag
it's pretty fair, you just suck

>>166513975
>implying you can cap with a camping bastion and Torb on point

Can Sombra cap while invisible?

>>166513721

I also like that, I still get exp for the next box, so why would I even get angry if I lose?

>>166513625
Good.
I hated that piece of shit since beta.

>>166514068
really, only overextending d.va's will feel this "nerf"

>>166513804
Blizzard is full of pussies. There is no upskirt, just legs. You can't see anything

>>166514108
They at least have a much better chance

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>>166514110
Thanks senpai

>>166513804
it's just featureless white shorts. dont even look like they're textured

Has anyone made a checklist yet?

>Cooldown on crouching

how am I meant to avoid McCree now?

>when the other team just waits with the flag at their spawn refusing to end the game

>>166514116
Yes.

>Yellow
>its gold

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>166513473

disable the chat
disable voice

have fun with qp

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>Finally get purple
>money

>>166514108
looks much better

grego is good and ID can replace gods

>>166514404
Literally just happened to me

>>166514059
I'm sorry.
>>166514137
Makes sense to me. I didn't know so many people had to win so much though.

>>166514386
Well I got kicked from the discord where people were telling me that over this argument, so I guess I did that in a way.