/ink/ - Splatoon General

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>>166507652
First for Marie.

first for Sex with Marie!

Reposting for new thread
If anyone would actually like to squad for a bit add Godzillabean
Rotation is Rainmaker on heights and museum.

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friends with Octolings!

>>166507652
>that delicious brown
>those thick legs
oh fuck

>sex with marie
>friends with octolings
>tripcodes
this is gonna be a shit thread

>>166508591
ugh git le gud

>>166508591
>implying sex with Marie is ever a bad thing

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Hey /ink/ how ya doin?

>>166509284

Trying to dunk the fish

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>>166509284
I was sad but then remembered Marie is a fujo

>>166509374
I've still never dunked on Museum.

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>>166509594

I have but I'm forever salty that I've yet to perform the Heights dunk. I get denied every time I try.

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I need WebMs!
WebMs of Splatoon!

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>>166510990

>>166511230
that's not a webm you fraud

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>>166510990

>>166509943
I had more dunks on heights before people started trying to go around the side route, haven't had one in ages. Fun map to carry the rm on though because there's plenty of ways to go.

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>>166510990

>>166512046
Was that supposed to be impressive?

>>166512046

RIP RM Rig

Just bought the game and i cant download the patch. Is the nintendo eshop down or something wrong with my wii u

>>166512931
found the hacking shitter
you can't download the patch because you changed your dns server
retard

>>166513054
I was actually using an old password from my router, that i had changed recently

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>>166510990

>>166512675
fuck that place
the combo to be rip'd is rm skatepark

>>166513054
what

>>166513638
Hot damn.

>>166513638
What... what happened?

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>>166510990

>>166513638
Jesus christ that lag. Even if I was on team blue I'd be mad.

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>>166516547

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>>166510990

>>166515345
>>166516276
Bums spirit gave us a helping hand.

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>>166516728

>>166511345
feels bad man

>>166509374
Is it still rainmaker?

>>166516728
FEELS BAD MAN

>>166519081

Sorry m8 you missed the slam jam. TC right now.

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>>166519361
Ah that sucks. Which maps out of curiosity? I can't get to my Wii U right now, but wonder what they decided to pick for the night.

>>166520319

Warehouse/Mall

>>166520507
Damn, I like both of them

>>166508504
I already got the brute force program running for a certain code. it'll probably take weeks to get it, though.

>>166521526
Your power bill is going to cost $3000 beech

>>166520319
literally use google

>>166522363
Kinda pointless now that I got my answer...

>>166513638
I remember that.
Is that you, Sorry?

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TUBBY

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>>166526128
>mfw callie is an overweight piece of shit

>>166513638
I once did that, but minus the lag and with only one seeker user on the team (me). Booyahs were had. I felt bad for enemy team and decided to both help and playfully mock them by taking a leisurely stroll on their street with it while they respawn. Still dunked it, 6-0.

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>>166528095
there is nothing wrong with being healthy
why do mariefags continuously feel compelled to be assholes

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>>166528095
>>166529418
Be nice

You never know when you might need each other.

>just saw spla2n trailer after not playing splatoon for months
>come to /ink/ to see more news
>new supers nice nice
>all weapons pretty cool
>fucking paid online
Im already giving you 60 of my dollars to get my fucking children's game nintendo, why the fuck do you want me to pay for online?
have they announced the price yet?

>>166529530
No price yet.

>>166529603
thanks, free online was really a big plus for me about nintendo, didnt expect them to jew ou like this

>>166529720
We all knew it was only a matter of time anon.

>>166529418
>being obese is healthy
fuck off tumblr

>>166529996
a lil chub is not obese

there's a very specific definition for what classifies as obese

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>>166530186
some people think if you're not skinny you're obese
they're wrong but eh, what can you do
more to go around

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goodnight callie
i love you

soon im gonna marry you

>>166531349
Not if I marry you first goodnight callie poster

>>166531349
she will never be real

>>166531951
She will be. In 12000 years.

>>166532027
11998 years now.

>>166531349
Don't kill yourself

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>>166531349
>>166535214
without killing me first

something's off, rainmaker's been on rotation every other mode today
what's going on here

>>166535849
Goodnight, Anon

>>166535965
night dude

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>>166537641
Passing by bump.

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Nevermind I guess that's all the sleep I'm getting

>>166507652
nice

>>166507270

reminder that half of these players are trash

>>166549097
rub the belly

>>166549289
splat the traitor

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>>166549929
splat dis

>>166549970
appears to be an upstanding civ, stand down, no need to splat

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eminent smooch

https://twitter.com/nama_namusan/status/822505480169787394
this combines many great things

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>>166551627
>>166551761

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nom

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here's one for the morning.
today's mamemimima gives a go at the first of the new subs revealed for splatoon 2 - the curling bomb. i'm sure it would be fun to ride one of these guys! though, they look a little small in-game. just make sure to get off before they explode, unless you want to fall on your butt.
i'm pretty sure curling isn't too popular in japan... but the truth can be stranger than fiction!

>>166552115
Curling makes way more sense in a waterpark based society

>>166552115
Splatoon 2 Air hockey minigames?

Rainmaker, who wants to squad?

>>166550828
what is this

>>166558224
Stardew Valley with a graphic mod of one of the villagers, turning them into Callie in Visuals only

What weapon is the most generally useful and versatile? I main Heavy Splatling but sometimes in solo queue I end up in shitty situations like a team of three chargers and me.

Was thinking about trying the 52 gal for a bit or the tentatek for solo queue and using my main on planned teams.

>>166557796
i can't tell if this is octavio or not

>>166528095
>not liking tubby

>>166528095
>>166561505
These threads are so assbackwards, Callie was always the fit one. Not sure how Mariefags managed to flip that. Pretty sure the energetic one running around with the roller is going to stay way more trim than the camper with the charger.

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Do you think they'll add her?

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>>166560151

>>166550425
>>166551627
best images in the thread

>>166552115
well they explode in your color ink so i'm sure it wouldn't hurt you

I had a dream where I was playing Splatoon last night. It was TC mall, and it was playing like a regular match except for the fact that I would switch between controlling the inkling and actually being the inkling at random. An E-liter on the other team kept going after me though, and god was it annoying.

I wanna go back ;_;

>>166559696
thanks for the info, my friend

>>166562640
eliters on tc, must've been a nightmare then

>>166562572
yeah, but you'd
>fall on your butt.

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>>166562667
you're welcome, anon

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>>166526128
>>166528095
Would an inkling go ana?

>>166562723
It really was. It was fun too but god that e-liter was annoying as shit. The match felt like it lasted way longer than 5 minutes so the ass kicking just didn't stop.

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>>166563098
>You can never be too thin
It isn't good to spread misinformation l?Ike that

>>166563514
Whoops, *like.

>>166563098
Great now I want to starve myself again.

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>>166563514
>he doesn't want to be thinspo
point and laugh

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>>166563098

>>166563098
I lost so much weight it made me uglier because my face got super thin and skeletal, 0/10 would not recommend.

>>166564550
that sounds cute

>>166564696
I'm fine with my body being super skeletal thin but it's not cute my face looks like that of an 80 year old man.

>>166565905
you just gotta rock it. dress appropriately, I guess. stay fresh and all that

>>166566551
I dress like a 4 year old girl stole her mum's bank details and went on a shopping spree to see how close she could get to becoming a real magical girl. It doesn't match my creepy man face but at least it's fun!!!

>>166552115
These things are going to be so much fun. Imagine pinging them down the hallways on Walleye.

>>166570046
>curling bombs on port
if you thought seekers and wails were bad on port...

>>166570107
Curling bomb rush.

>>166570107
Nah, you just shoot and walk forward. They seem to have a hefty timer on them, and nobody's going to hold it to explode sooner, too slow.

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Hey, /ink/, it's been a while. How have things been holding up for you?

>>166577042

Wishing we had more Splatoon 2 stuff to talk about but enjoying a little Blaster Control before skipping Zones. I hope Splatoon 2 will have rank modes in separate lobbies so can play what mode I want whenever I want.

>>166577042
i can't wait for the day krakens get removed from this earth
and hairstyles look like fun times too

What's the status of the drawanons?

>>166580273
they live

>>166580273
Nose lurks and posts when he fancies
Cute was doing a project with some other anon for stardew valley
a bunch of other drawanons left for parts unknown or are still drinking babthud's koolaid in the discord

>>166580273
I guess I'm here.

>>166583543
If the Big Bad is Octavio's wife I'll lose my shit.

man why are so many people disconnecting during turf war

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>>166585891

>>166585891
so will i
i'm supposed to be his wife

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Any anons wanna squad tonight?

>>166581792
i think she said it was for translator anon

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>>166587453
guess there is quite a line up for Octavio

>>166588619
What time squiddo?

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>>166591075
I should be back on my wii u around 8 pm est. Does that work?

>>166591210
That's what, two and a half hours from now?

>>166591996
It takes two seconds to google that anon. Why would you even ask that?

>>166591210
Alright, when you get on the WiiU add Godzillabean

>>166592106
I typed it and did the captcha, then I decided to google it which confirmed my assumption, but by that point I was committed.

>>166591996
Yeah, it's 5:40 where I am right now. Sorry if it's too late.

>>166592328
At least you bumped the thread

https://youtu.be/7K_-ki-SVWE

>>166592496
yeah that sums up most thread reactions

>>166592254
what weapon do you usually play, anon?

>>166592496
8/10 gave me a good chuckle

>>166592926
I like my tri-slosher or for when I don't feel like aiming. I also like Kelp scope, but if I'm on tilt I just play whatever is broken for that mode.

there seems to be a sudden increase in octavio fuckers here

>>166593362
Nice. I'm the same anon who used the nzap a couple threads back. How is the tri slosher vs regular and sloshing machine?

>>166590180
Isn't that sweet.

>>166594180
Each has their own merits. Normal slosher can stack damage up to kill with and indirect burst bomb and 1 slosh. Deco has splash wall and kraken which excels at rainmaker. Sloshing machine kind of plays like a rapid blaster but I feel like overall it's Splatoon's meme weapon. Bubbler with two hit kill is really powerful so I personally feel it's the strongest bucket.

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apparently splatoon2 is/was going to be delayed until september
https://mynintendonews.com/2017/01/25/rumour-splatoon-2-delayed-to-september/
but they updated their website so it could be an error
http://www.nintendo.com/games/game-guide/?pv=true#filter/-|-|-|-|-|-|-|-|-|-|-|-|-|-|featured|des|-|-

>>166595728
So now we're not even going to get that free month of multiplayer?

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>>166594842
>you will never befriend someone from /ink/
such is life

>>166595728
no
NO
I wanted to spend 10hrs a day playing splatoon during summer like the olden days. I can't do that when I'm busy with college

>>166596068
>>166596341
calm down it is NOT CONFIRMED at least not yet
we can only wait, remember all the rumours that said that zelda was going to be a holiday title

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If any of you friends play Stardew Valley you should know I am about to retexture Hayley to look like Marie. If any of you are interested in that I might retexture all the characters to be Inklings and maybe a couple of octolings and other splatoon creatures too!

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>>166596872
i read the word Octolings, you have my support!

>>166596775
well i'll be very very sad if it's really delayed.

I doubt it, though. Splatoon is a summer game and, judging by the first game, the devs have no qualms with launching a sparse game and just filling it out the holes with updates.

>>166597987
Half of the "updates" were just unlocking content already on the disc.

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>>166535214
no need

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goodnight /ink/
be good to each other, ok?

>>166600193
Please stop reminding me of this reality that we are currently imprisoned in.

>>166595428
sorry if last minute anon but can't play tonight. need to work overtime. will be n in afternoon tomorrow tho.

>>166602338
I can't believe you've done this

>>166602587
wanna play with me?

>>166602942
Possibly. Can you play at rotation?

>>166559794
the splattershot pros are pretty good if you jap it up and jump around if someone tries to run up on you

>>166603165
probably. how much longer is that?

I'll add you right now.

>>166603274
1 hour from now

>>166603321
alright see you then

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>>166507652
Should I sell Splatoon while it's still worth something? I figure once the Switch comes out and Nintendo drops Wii U online servers, the game will be worth as much as dirt.

Thoughts? Anyone thinking of doing the same?

>>166604575
I'll wait until the we have a release date.

pit is the best turf war map

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they told me i could never do it
but
here i am

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>>166606310

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>>166603321
hey uh
something came up literally right now
I'm not even joking
I'm really really sorry
we'll play another time! I promise! maybe tomorrow?

>>166607368
>cucked twice in a night
today just isn't my day

>>166603321
give me like 15 minutes and i'll play

>>166607368
>"dynamo man"
>using n-zap
>"i use inkbrush"
>using rapid blaster
huh

>>166507652
isn't this game like actually dead at this point? like barely even enough people to play it?

>>166608162
No, it's still crazy popular in Japan. So if you play at all except 95% Jap players.

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>>166607583
>>166607654
Well, are either of you still up for a squad?
I yearn to dunk.

>>166609674
I'm still available despite being cucked twice

>>166609674
i sure am

>>166609769
>>166609807
Okay. Add me if you haven't already. NNID is spacetravelagent

One more and we got can get a quad going on

>>166609890
already have you, ready when you are

>>166610157
Right, putting a twin up for now then.

>>166610239
I sent a request

squads anyone?

>>166611471
What's your NNID?

>>166611615
rainylol

just gimme a few minutes to set up my stream

>>166611662
We could quad with Spaceman and clover

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>>166608162
stop with this meme. this game is still ridiculously fast. plenty of people are still playing. you dont know how alive it still is because you /ink/ fags never play it.

mojomc here. i trie for weeks to get a squad going, and i only ever got to be in 1 squad from here, and the people i played with and added havent even been online since i added them. ive since joined a splatoon discord and been playing with squads every single day, and it hasnt slowed for a second

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>>166611901
squib!

>>166611925
alright

>>166611925
Let's do it.
I (Spaceman) am putting a quad up now.

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/rainman212 and we are live

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>>166611979
There's not a lot of yebbie/squib stuff

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>>166612272
squib

>>166612686
hnng

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>>166612745

>>166612686
What a fresh spaghetti.

holy shit that match was really laggy

also guys im going to reset my wiiu my right stick feels weird

>>166595728
>>166596068
September 30 is a placeholder date.

bean are you there?

>>166614089
he's doing something with his router

surprised bean didnt dc this whole time

>>166616461
I don't understand why it's like this now.I don't want to destroy the quad but this is horrible.

>>166616820
And now suddenly it's better? I just don't know.

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>dat laggy comeback

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i hope he's ok

RIP GK and SRL

Squad shortly? Great rotation right now.

NNID frozenpandaman

>>166618015
am up to squad

>>166617583
he is in a better place now

>>166618168
I'll be ready in 15 or so. Will reply again to you then.

If we have 2 more we can quad squad too.

>>166618427
okay, iIl be waiting

>>166618314
o-on the surface?

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reminder that this game would still be alive if it didnt have the squid sisters in it to give it an 'ending' splatfest

>>166618673
the squid sisters ruined splatoon and ruined /ink

>>166618673
Splatfests would've just either stopped suddenly or with a Cats/Dogs rematch.
Don't kid yourself.

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>>166618917
Marie will save /ink/ by commissioning yebbie x yebbie lewds

>D/C
I'm sorry but if it gets this bad I'm out.
Maybe Eli can take my place.

>>166618673
But that makes no sense at all.
>>166618997
This meme was funny for a little but it's time to stop forcing it.

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>>166619076
>things i dont like are forced

>>166619062
we won tho

>>166619062
we won, get in here

>>166619062
Oh okay. I think I might drop out too then. The four we have left can form a new quad.
GGs!

>>166618510
I'm on.

>>166619173
>>166619156
Have spaces for a quad? Or are you already quadding.

>>166619224
>>166619219
>>166619062
oh, alright

>>166619312
nvm someone cucked your place

>>166619219
good games

>Disconnected

what a bunch of bullshit

HAHAHAAHA GET FUCK

fucking nice one

this is my last game,its gettin really late here

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ggs guys that i hope i get more time tomorrow to play and stream

ggs

GG everybody, wished we could have played more

/moneylobby/ when?

>>166621167
>mfw we still haven't beaten those gooks with their inkbrush scheme

>>166621094
there's a twin going still

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goodnight callie
i love you

What is /Ink/ going to tag themselves come Splatoon 2

>>166621875
>tag
what?

>>166621737
How does it feel to be spending your first night with your new wife

>>166621875
splatoon 2 still has ink in it dummy

>>166621994
But will Splatoon 2 have white ink?

>>166621279
i know man ;_;
it will always hurt

alright i'm out to play TW.

>>166621994
>I cant read

okay then

>>166622316
alright

>>166622530
you never said what tag is, unless you're talking about clantags, in which fuck off compfag

>>166622316
>>166622624
oh sorry if you were trying to join, i clicked on no to continue. join after your next one if you'd like

>>166622772
See, youll never be the best in /ink/ without a unique name

>laggy EJ killling you around corners

>accidentally clicked no out of muscle memory
fuck, sorry


>>166623056
i don't care about being the best or about your circlejerking

>>166623273
I remove the cause and cause the effect

>almost winning a 3v4
fuck

>team full of LITERAL RETARDS

holy fuck i hate TW now

>>166624076
oh, it was a second 3v4. jesus

>>166624178
alright, three 3v4s in a row, i'm done

>>166596872
If you make a Marie mod I may actually play that game instead of letting it sit on my hard drive for no reason.

good night /ink/!

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>>166627508
Goodnight, blankposter

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>>166627672
here

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>>166627885
Dark Cinnamon

>>166627508
night night anon
it's 7:45 am here so good morning everyone else

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>>166628812
0246 here

i got sick and only got like 2 hours of sleep the other day and ended up falling asleep again at like 1am and slept until 6pm

Is Stealth Kraken a dead meme?

bye bye /ink/
see you soon

>>166630569
RIP I'll pour a 40 out

If squids now cut their hair tentacles without any harm, does that mean they can cut limbs and replace them with badass prosthetics, knowing they can get their old limbs anytime?

>>166631749
No, since they're essentially sentient ink blobs any part that gets cut off most likely dissolves into plain ink and eventually evaporates.

>>166631987
But the main body remains intact save for the cut part, and if they can switch forms and change haircuts, they probably can regenerate them, too. But they can choose not to and be new age cyber-inklings.

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Grow up people, It's just another Nintendo game that we all know will suck like everyone of their business decisions.

>>166632963
Slime Woomy > Robo Woomy

Does Carbon Roller need Ink Resistance, or would something else be better to fill the slot?

>>166634026
something else

Custom Junior is the closest thing we will ever get to disruptor rush. Pack bomb range and sub savers to throw three, then throw three, echo, throw another three. Combined with its turfing ability and gear independence (unlike Bamboozler), it's a pretty fun way shut down.

>>166634026
Carbon is always near enemy ink, so ink res is pretty useful, especially on Deco that can't burst bomb its feet.

>>166634053
What loadout would you recommend? Right now I'm running standard Carbon, with one swim main and six subs, three damage subs, cold-blooded, and ink res

>>166634346
I would recommend a different weapon. We have enough Carbons as is already. At least be a hipstar and do a sub saver build on Deco.

>>166634448
Sorry, I'll try to have less fun in the future

>>166635536
no thanks

>Octo-band will never happen

>>166637639
>OCTOTOOL

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"that day, i was with you.
'you'll always be by my side' was the sweet hope that linked us together like chains."

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BUCKETS

>>166602587
I'm sorry anon. I didn't expect my boss to ask me to work overtime last minute.

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>>166638037

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>>166638037
>Spla2n has daily missions
>Callie need you to run to a fastfood restaurant before her lunchbreak ends
>Timed stage in Octovalley
>unlocks Callie's Bucket Fries/chips

>It's an "Enemy team takes a one point lead and then takes the rainmaker back to their base at any opportunity" episode

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>>166638371
Something like daily missions would be pretty cool. Running errands for callie, marie, and cuttlefish to gain cash would be a nice add on.

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judd outfit would be cute

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the judd lineage

Why must it be so hard to be /effay/ and have good stats at the same time

>>166639776
idk im /fit/ and have good stats.
but /fit/ also suggests mild autism

Why does everyone overlook vanilla Range Blaster? It's such a good gun.

>>166638375
i know that meme all too well
the worst is when they retreat on museum and hide it behind the fucking statue on their side of the map so it doesn't respawn in the middle when they die

>>166642215
I always hated that weapon. How do you use it? The splash walls are useless

>>166643916
Like with Corocoro, wall is not for you, it's for your teammates.

>>166638072
It's a meme you dip. Don't worry about it.

i've only ever used the splattershot jr. with buble should i move on to a better gun?

>>166647303
Try a dual squelcher?

>>166647615
how does it play?

is there any info about the spla2n singleplayer?

>>166647971
Kinda similar I think, though it's been a long time since I used the jr. Good mobility and suits aggressive attacking.

>>166648659
not much, there was a single glimpse of new Octarians and a Marie filled with regret in Octovalley

>>166649092
you mean that clip where she's wearing a black robe and not looking at the camera?

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>>166649030
>Dual
>aggressive attacking
It's a support gun, dumbo. Long range, inks a lot, moves around very quickly, two supportive kits one of which is unique, complete and utter shit in close combat.
>>166647303
You should. Just experiment with everything, and don't get discouraged when something doesn't work- it either needs more skill, right abilities, different playstyle or any combination of these, read up on the weapon on the internets and try it again later when you have the necessary tools.

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>>166651887
I dont get it

>>166651887
how can she speak and keep the noodles hanging from her mouth?

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>>166652134
She's very talented in mundane things

>>166652003
>Long range, inks a lot, moves around very quickly

Exactly, it's really good for getting into enemy territory fast and getting the drop on people.

tell me about the rapid blaster

>>166652579
one of my favorite weapons. really run when you get used to it's range

>>166652392
Nnnnot really. When surrounded by enemy ink you want to either have quick splat, combat advantages other than range, invincibility or bomb rush, otherwise you're Carbon fodder.

>>166652245
still that makes no sense.
there are only 3 possibilities to explain how she's doing it.
1: she's holding the noodles by pressing them with her tongue into her palate, which makes speaking without sounding like an ass impossible
2: she put glue in her palate.
3: her cooking, assuming she's at home and cooks her own food, is so trash that her noodles hang from her mouth on their own.
So in the end she's either bad at cooking or a person thats so anxious that she cant wait untill she's done eating to speak.

>>166652838
4. she's just talking with her mouth full

>>166652579
Think of it like this: if Range Blaster is .96 Gal and Sloshing Machine is Dual Squelcher, then Rapid is pre-buff Pro. Stack damage up for 99.9 direct and 33.3+ min indirects, and watch out for defense up.

>>166653027
I can talk with my mouth full, but how can she make the noodles HANG while speaking?

>>166652705
Well, it seems to kill fast enough for me. I don't really think there are any weapons that aren't viable splatters, the ttk range isn't that wide.

>>166653246
Autismo just enjoy the other art if this one triggers you this bad

>>166653997
I just think he should pay a little more attention to detail, I mean just look at Marie's hand, her fingers are pinched behind the chopsticks, how can that work?

>>166654190
look even closer, the floor goes all the way to the window, that Octoling's legs only goes to the knee

>>166654302
and how can the bowl be that full of broth? if its that full, the noodles marie's eating cant fit in the bowl, the broth would overflow.

>>166653031
sounds good, how much damage up do i need to make this thing work? i have three subs right now

>>166654879
The Octoling only has a single hand! fucking orangutan arms that go all the way down to her knees!

>>166655093
Why are only the suction cups on her hair white? They're supposed to have a white underside and a darker tome of red at the top!

>>166655312
Why is the octoling only wearing a sweater when it's snowing outside?