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>Watch this everyday
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlCRfTmBSGs
>shox breaking his back from all that carrying
;_;
fuck off sl4m
1) you age
2) amount of gfs you've had
>25
>0
>csgolounge
REMOVE THIS AND REPLACE WITH CSESPORT
>>166489734
Stop shilling your site.
>>166489703
>28
>43
>https://twitter.com/Lindaherm/status/823986129762418689
WHat
>>166489810
slut
>>166489798
then replace it with drakelounge then?
fuck off csgolounge shill
>>166489703
Are you me?
>>166489703
>27
>1 when I was 17
I wanna die.
>astralis is bad
/csgog/ 2 days ago
apologize right now
>>166489703
21
0
It's ogre
>>166490054
do we get to see danes choking and french getting shit on both in one game?
Can't wait to find out desu
>>166489703
>29
>4
>>166489894
you're just jealous
>>166490132
APOLOGIZE
RIGHT FUCKING NOW
U FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT
>>166490247
>british teeth
What's more important for you, winning a lot or playing with friends?
hey guys you should buy stardew valley
GLAIVEJESUS
Blow the team up G2 is fucking shit
>>166490443
none of those
having fun is first priority
>>166490443
>friends
the most important thing for me is getting headshots
>>166490443
if you win a lot you will make lots of friends
>>166490443
you know what they say anon
winners are not losers
SK gonna beat navi, ez
G2 is so bad
>Pro play
>Peek first
>Lose
Nice game GOtards, really. Daily reminder that this game doesn't perform well at this level
Gpoo is fucking retarded lol
>>166491034
yep, gringos on suicide watch
>>166490247
>>166490309
Get fucked, pig
>>166490506
I already own it
We smart. We loyal. We are BRAZILIAN!
>>166491387
>We smart.
>We loyal.
>We are BRAZILIAN!
you can only pick one, monkey
>>166491493
how about all 3 when sk beats navi
>smithzz face
ok now i feel kinda bad for them
What should I have for dinner today, csgog?
>>166491671
clam chowder
>>166491671
air
>>166491671
dick
>>166491671
the noose
also yoo les noobs
COMEBACK BEGINS NOW
>>166491671
bleach
sk or navi lads?
>>166491671
something easy to digest anon
i want you to have a nice sleep
>>166491835
NaVi ez
don't listen to the monkeys, SK are /notourguys/
>>166491835
Slavi
>>166491908
>>166491923
remember when gringos picked navi for the major final last year? me too lmfao
>>166491835
navi
simple is our guy.
>godsent 1-2
>astralis 2-1
swedetards?
>>166491835
Anyone but brazilians.
>>166491835
>stable team or a team with a standin
:thinking:
SATANIA IS MINE, I LOVE HER!
>>166492029
dude youre so fucking retarded lol
Did Scream not get his adderall prescription refilled because the pharmacist couldn't understand him and put him on a terrorist watch list?
Holy fucking shit that was the biggest choke job I've ever seen, ever worse than Astralis against Godsent on day 1.
>>166492106
hi reddo
>>166491908
Im brazilian and i admit that only Fer seems to be a cool guy to hang out with...
>>166490247
>device chokes unless someone lies to him that its an april fools game and just a prank
>>166492028
>stable team
>has s1mple on it
I mean, I think navi is going to win, but come on
>>166492029
delete yourself weeb shit
>betting against cheaters
why?
>>166491835
Liquid Vs. Faze, who do I bet on? Faze, right?!
>>166492327
hi newfriend reddo!
>>166492352
you cant cheat on LAN
>>166492484
wew
>>166492232
meant for >>166492484
>>166491835
>>166492242
i remember when coldzera started to seriously insult people on twitter if they said anything bad about him or his team
fuck those guys
navi sk on dust fucking 2
now this should be really interesting
>>166492594
meant for >>166492420
>>166491835
Navi
People actually believe SK or any pro actually cheats in lan, you guys are fucking autistic.
>>166492484
>he doesn't have mouse memory
>>166489703
>19
>0
10 more years before I kms
>>166492415
Goys, help i need to make my monies.
HOLY SHIT NEYMAR IS SUBBING IN
>>166492643
Coldzera has a nose piercing that makes him a degenerate by default, dont know why you are surprised.
DELETE
>>166491525
i told you to pick one and you didnt, therefore you're not smart
you didnt know who sk was until they cheated their way to a major win, so you're not loyal either
therefore you're just a monkey
Is there a reason for not having third place matches? They could do it on the same day as the grand final.
>tfw too intelligent to get caught cheating on LAN
>>166492942
i guess we know why he wears the beanie
>>166492696
>tens of thousands of people unironically believe pros cheat on lan and that they personally have seen and can identify the exact moments when the pros use their cheats
really gets my neurons noodling
>chinese
Liquid Vs. Faze.
Faze has this in the bag, right?
>STEVE
Oh no, s1mple has a golddigger girlfriend.
is she like 5'2 JESUS
>gf in the mini documentary
I bet that one will hold up in 5 years lmao
>Sorry mom
>I'm gamer
>you will never have a short ukrainian gf
>>166493381
>implying
i missed it
anybody got pics of his gf
that was pretty based
why isn't s1mple living in poland like all the other ukrainians
>>166493473
GO SK
Did his mom say that greatest gift was when he bought 1 bedroom flat and moved out?
>>166493526
almost choked on the dick i was sucking
CHINK2K BTFO BY BASED THORIN!
>>166493526
is that s1mple's face photoshopped on her? she looks just like him lmao
WE DUST II BOYS
>>166493596
I didn't catch it. What did gringo say?
>>166493526
Fucking hot
>>166493498
i understood this reference
FUCK YEHA D2
>guardian and p1mple on dust
is this the end of SGay?
>>166493678
whats the story behind this pic?
>>166493667
https://clips.
twitch.
tv/eleaguetv/CrazyWombatGrammarKing?tt_medium=redt
>>166493678
delet
Stop banning cobble reeeeeeeeeee
>>166493697
>against fox and wallen
not even a br but come one dude
>>166493596
EXPLAIN further
>>166493779
>t. case fag
go away
>>166493697
just placed a dollar on the monkeys
just sent the text to skynet to activate unit coldzera. slavs are done ez zins.
>>166493847
check thread wtf, clip is here >>166493764
I FINALLY GOT A FUCKING CASE AFTER 3 MAJORS
Do I open it or sell? It's from the frenchies against homesent.
>>166493859
as if we're not all a bunch of case fags
this game is shit anyway
>>166494031
open it fgt
>best game of the day is about to start but mom says you have to go to bed
ffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuu
>>166493897
>>166493986
>cache
open
odds aren't that bad to get a skin worth more then $3
>>166494129
Fuck that bitch literally
that was 1 scary noise lol haha
>>166494214
Got a souvenir p250 so I'll probably keep it. Thanks anon.
>>166494232
her bedroom is right next to mine and i hear them every time she brings someone home from bars at the weekend :/
are they going to talk about that jumping awp shot every time these monkeys play a match?
>that jumping double again
pls
i still cant take it ;_;
If these subhuman favelas make a come back AGAIN this game i'm going literaly reeeeeeeee the fuck out
>>166494413
and then....he JUMPS!
This is why esports will never be a thing
why did edward JUST his appearance so hard?
>requesting gotv connection
>nothing happens
>>166494351better make the best of it then
I've been shitting blood for 3 days now. How do i cure myself /csgog/?
why does flamie look like an 18th century rich man's 13 year old son
>>166494781
i've been having terrible farts for 2 weeks
happens every time after eating anything
is it IBS or smth, like that dweeb get_right has?
lmao fuck off huehue
s1mple god is in town
>>166493551
Yes. That's the best gift you can do to your mom, now consider to leave.
>>166494896
Better shouldn't have voted for trump so you could go see a doctor now.
LET'S GO NAVI
FAVELA REMOVAL UNIT
>4 of the best awpers on the server right now
uhh, did he forget that cold also awps?
>>166494992
but i'm from socialist scandinavia
EZ SK
>>166494961
consider to take an english class reddo friendo
>>166494896
Too much alcohol
Is there any difference between favelas and slavs?
>seized
>>166495095
oh i get it, because they hack?
good one man
>>166495068
>but i'm from socialist scandinavia
Go to a doctor then? Could be literally cancer.
>>166495102
but i only drink every friday and saturday, which i've done for last 3 years without problem
>>166494803
is he edward's son
>>166495202
>falling for the alcohol meme
good goy.. keep buying those expense as fuck drinks :)
>fox
nice """"""""game sense"""""""" simple
>>166495373
8/0/2 idiot
S1mple is really good.
>>166495179
and have the possibility to get silently judged as a hypochondriac when they find nothing wrong??
>>166495420
hi simple
goddamn s1mple
>>166495373
stoopid noob
>>166495103
favelas are actually cheating
S1mple is a fucking god I'm fanboying him all the way.
- from a dotard
>>166495472
sieg heil motherfucker
>cheaters vs cheaters:the match
can i have a drop atleast for watching this shitfest?
how come i don't hear the favelados shrieking and howling like rhesus monkeys in between rounds.
eleague has some really effective soundproofing, although I feel sorry for the next time with all the the shit those guys fling on eachother.
>>166495471
>Shit blood
>Nothing wrong
Dude
>>166495314
>alcohol
>expensive
u wot m8
Let's go Navi
Send 'em back to hue land.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlScOkV7DEA
>>166495626
t. never been out to bars
What, you drink alone at home with your bought drinks? how pathetic
>>166495731
LMAO THE FUCK
>>166495537
gabe says no
>>166495731
what a strange creature
>>166495731
he looks like a fish
So this...is SK
>>166495731
hello reddo
>>166495731
>what are callouts
>>166495980
wait, they will toogle the cheats on soon
>2 nades hit player
>40 damage
xd
SK should kick that monkey "coach" and bring back Zews, at least with him they were winning
>tactical pause
>>166495980
this is sk with a tier 5 dead weight "awper".
M4A4 or M4A1-S?
>tfw UMP, tec-9 and five seven nerf after the major
Feels fucking good man
>that smoke
>>166496106
>tier 5 dead weight "awper"
hes the igl...
>move and shoot with ump vs AK who's standing still
>UMP wins
nice!
so fucking blatant that they're cheating lmao
>>166496012
>callouts in warmup
ok bud
>>166496198
ump has always been overpowered
tech 9 too
>>166496106
;)
>>166496176
If you're switching to M4A1-S right now you're a bandwagoning reddo switching only because you saw Simple
>>166496301
1-7 now
just as planned BRs shook
>>166496176
S long range, normal mid range
>4 SK players getting stuck at mid doors
woah.. sk...
glad DDKs are casting this game
DOOR STUCK
>>166496372
It's 3-7 read first you dumbfuck (I'm not brazilian but damn)
>exploiting the tec9 and STILL losing
ty brazilians for the free money :)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqB1uoDTdKM
Why is Dust2 so CT sided smfh
SK has some igenuous gimmicks, but boy, do they suck at aiming
>>166496721
*ingenious
I hope SK lose this bigly because I want to see all the Brazilians sperg out on Thorins Twitter
Get a Dust II souvenir, worth to open or sell?
Spec.: Navy VS SK by Egor Vasilyev
>>166496860
gib to me
>>166496860
open it unless you're desperate for 2 dollar
>>166496860
if you're a degenerate that doesnt mind losing 2 bucks open
if you want a shitty skin or a cheap steam game sell
>our guy simple destroying the dirty cheating favela monkey redditors
Based.
well that was awkward between edward and fallen
So this....is NaVi
>navi haven't even shown their 2 awp form
>Le last man alive hold angles AWP monkey
>>166496198
>implying there will be any balance changes in cs ever
there is like 2 people working on cs and valve doesn't give a fuck
there won't be any patches ever for this game
>SK
>fox
get fucked
what did kingston mean by this?
>>166497019
s1mple is so fucking based
so fucking obvious from coldzera
>sk in charge of shooting
>cheatzera runs, prefires and gets a kill
really fires up my brain matter
>Portuguese fans AND Brazilians fan btfo in one match
Based Na'vi
>fallen is such an amazing player and strat caller, maybe the best in the world - """"experts""""
holy shit, that round by Na'Vi.
3rd game out of 3 when they finish the half 12/3, I think.
cold really got fat as fuck
How long until the whole of SK toggles?
inb4 toggle
>>166497124
2bh I agree
Until there is a DIRECT competitor to csgo we will never see valve give a fuck about cs because they know that no matter how much we complain we will always come crawling back
I fucking love S1mple no homo
what did he mean by this haircut?
s1mple sucked hard there
Natus Vincere: fucking everything that it moves since Sunday
>>166497390
That's not even a haircut.
That's just his hair.
>>166497390
>I'm trying to hide my receding hairline with a comb over
you're foolin nobody, kid.
>fox
I've seen SK win these before
>SK
hue hue hue
well NaVi looks pretty good
HUES GETTIN' RAPED
sk "comeback" incoming
slavcheaters destroying huecheaters
>>166496350
Why the fuck people suck his cock too much? What logic has the question with your butthurt answer?
PD: M4A1S precision is love
>>166497390
His head is too big for a haircut.
have you seen fox's aimbot offset?
literally right behind the guy but the player is so shit he cant fix it himselt
flamie looks like a bird from angry birds
>An update has been released for Portal 2.
- Fixed a full-bright material in cavern areas.
- Integrated some security patches from other Source games.
Hmm...
>SK babs
L E L.
holee fuck
Is he... dare i say it, /our guy/?
i dont get this na'vi is cheating meme
they are easily the least fishy top team
Haven't seen SK spanked this hard since Renegades tilted them on nuke (SK had a stand in then too) then fucked them 16-0 on dust2
>>166497624
hey reddo, go back to the M4A4
>SK toggles
>still loses
>>166497684
>Integrated some security patches from other Source games.
what did they mean by this?
>>166497721
Is that even a question anon
>SK
loling really hard here
>This stomp
wew
TIPPTY TOP KEK
HUESHITS BTFO
>fox
how is this guy not vac banned
sk getting fucking demolished
fallen uninstallen
monkeys on suicide watch
>taco talked mad shit
>lost 16-3 to his gods
Shitskins need to learn their place.
>when slavcheats become better than monkeycheats
ah ha hahahahaha
BLOWN
THE
FUCK
OUT
>>166490972
huehuehue
>>166497943
Based simple onetapping balding Taco from tunnels
>they're giving taco the awp instead of fox
ahahaha how embarrassing
BODY OF THE NIGHT
>16-3
roflmao
>honorary American s1mple DOMINATING the brs
feels good to be American
>>166498008
Slavs are better coders
BASED SIMPLE GOD.
BASED NAVI.
i'd be surprised if navi doesn't win this
HAHAHHAHA
>16-3
Brazil and Portugal BTFO, based slavs
fox is better than fallen lmao
Not even close
Thanks Navi
Go to hell Niko
UKRAINE IS WHITE
>>166498070
>being this delusional
is flamie back? he had some sick rounds desu/ also stomped the BR ecos
The ultimate question of the night
Faze or Liquid?
I only come to the csgo threads for the majors, I haven't played the game in over 6 months, feels good.
where are my fucking drops?!
>>166498241
faze, even with elige and hiko cheating, liquid is trash
when is FNX coming back desu
>>166498241 (xer)
both NA teams will choke today
>>166498335
who?
>>166498241
no liquid is on semi fire lately
faze is strong but liquid is a bit better desu
Fox is such a fucking cunt, if Fallen had been awping at Mirage he wouldn't have been so fucked.
It was totally obvious he was awkward with suddenly starting to awp again.
How the fuck can flamie and simple be so fucking based?
>>166498335
FNX is gone, Felps is coming.
daily reminder that BR > NA
>>166498376
>semi fire
>literally 2 players trying to carry 3 retards
is this what you mean by "semi" fire?
>>166498376
Elige is on fire*
>>166498241
FaZe is actually a serious darkhorse this tournament
>redditors kept saying NaVi wont go 3-0
Where you at now mongoloids? Crawled back to your reddit shithole?
>watch these boring stomps all day on gotv
>still not 1 (one) drop
A FUCKING WHITE MALE
>>166498241
FaZe. nitr0 and Pimp are playing awful. they are going to need some good ol Karrigan choking to have a chance
t. Liquid fangay
not gonna lie Hiko look like that guy from Sopranos
wtf is wrong with Pimp why does he always have that retarded look on his face where he juts his jaw out and has his eyes wide open and crooked as fuck? Is he autistic?
what a sick burn
>shitskin BRs suddenly nowhere to be seen
Will be laughing at you when NaVi win the major.
Liquid vs Faze is on nuke
Liquid starting T side
I think they're going to get fucking destroyed
>>166498742
>dumb cheater is upset at thorin
time for another Elige carries 4 bumbling silver retards game
>>166498742
>haha u gay xD
Stewie confirmed literally crying. Fucking chink meme player faggot
>>166498859
I think they actually practice Nuke so it might not be that bad
Elige please carry us again - Liquid Coach
>>166498742
>le jump through smoke chink
Whats the map GOTV bros?
Overslept and missed:
>Astralis vs G2
>Gambit vs VP
>North vs HR
>Redditsent vs RedditUs
>Fnatic vs Mouse
Which one of those are worth rewatching? Was there any shit talking/burns/btfo's between SK and NaVi before the game was played? Did Thorin predict NaVi would win?
imaging actually being thoorin i would probably kill myself
The battle of the overrated garbage AWPers
>Faze
>Liquid
who can choke harder
>>166498989
Asstrails vs G2 if only to watch G2 get completely fucked
>>166498989
>Redditsent
Godsent are OUR guys.
can some1 buy me stardew valley
/id/christianjvi
thx
>>166499145
hello reddo
>>166498997
but he fucked Vladslava :>
>skadoodle and the rest of them
are you not even allowed to say ibuypower at valve events?
Will Hiko bait his team every round? These answers and more, next
Liquid has Elige for the designated cheater, but who do Faze have?
this is the first time im ever betting on liquid
gl me pls
>it's another nuke episode
hopefully it'll be as entertaining as the one G2 and VP had
>>166499343
rain
>>166499204
>fnatic players
>ever not our guys
hello newboi
>>166499343
faze are unironically legit
Liquid is going to meme their way to legends and there's nothing you can do about it :^)
>>166499343
>forgetting about the kioShiMa inventory clean-up right after KQLY and Sf's simultaneous VAC bans
>>166499343
Fox until he left so no one
>>166499375
die
>>166499430
Redditor perfectly baited and exposed.
>>166499343
only kio
>>166499447
Because that makes sense.
>>166499447
Kio used to cheat with nV so probably him
>>166499517
I didn't forget, but flusha stopped cheating, so kio could have stopped too. Just haven't watched him play recently, so I don't know.
>>166499605
meant for >>166499343
Why do so many europeans (specifically danes (specifically astralis aka chin squad)) have such weak chins?
someone post the elige pic
>>166499840
inbreeding
>>166499375
looks like magog wont listen to me
but you did the right decision
t. professional analyst
>>166499840
Americans have just as many, if not more, weak chin faggots.
>>166499840
Low iq > mouth breathing > weak chin
are liquid our guys??
>>166500006
of course, the majority of americans have european ancestry
can some1 buy me stardew valley
/id/christianjvi
ty
What the fuck Faze
>>166500085
So Americans were the ones to inbreed. Makes perfect sense.
>>166500049
if you're a true american
How come /csgog/ is much slower than Gulag even though CS:GO gets much more viewers than Dota?
holy shit those whiffs
rip Faze
>>166500049
only jdm and only when he isn't playing like a bot
>>166500215
>>166500006
>>166500025
anders stop posting
>>166500183
It depends
how old are you and do you have a camera?
Liquid is doing it lads
>>166500243
Middle of the week, EU and OCE bros (AKA 70% of csgog) are asleep because they have to go to work/ school
>>166500193
>Betting on CAWADOOTY clan
>ever
>>166500243
Isn't dota always top 3 on twitch with lolbab and hsbab? CSGO doesn't even make top 10 sometimes.
>>166500215
can you read? europeans inbred and then settled in the americas
>>166500310
bernout=not our guy
>>166500395
turned 18 a week ago, but my phone was stolen recently, so no camera, I have a poop webcam with 240p quality somewhere in my closet :(
>faze in charge of vetoing
LMAO
here comes the liquid throw
>he didnt read the script
So I haven't played CS:GO since November (played a total of 30 seconds since the 18th just to vomit at the gloves) and am wondering if Valve has done anything to address the memory leaks, non-optimized engine, or shitty gun mechanics.
>>166500513
Can you read? Americans have more weak chins, so they did the inbreeding, after they left Europe.
>hiko last alive because he decided to not defend the bomb when 5 cts were swarming it and teammates were dying
le clutch kills tho amirite
>>166500557
describe your feet please
>>166500812
most americans don't have weak chins they're just fat so you cant tell where the chin ends and neck begins
>>166500804
lol, the next update is for ui
basically 30 graphic designers work on CS at valve
The collapse begins
>this triggered danecuck itt
>>166500812
-europeans have weak chins
-so do americans
-that's because they have european ancestors
-so americans are inbred
>>166500851
eewww wipe your butt poo poo boy
>>166500941
So low test/high estrogen chinless losers.
>>166500851
they're 27 cm and I have a greek footidk if 27 is small,medium or big for my manlet size
>>166501065
-some europeans have weak chins
-way more americans have weak chins
-that's because they left europe to create the usa
-then started inbreeding to claim the weak chin title
>>166501007
it's like they tried to find the few things not wrong with cs:go so they can "fix" them
>>166501156
>german downs syndrome feet
>>166501070
fuck you
>>166501270
>>166501007
While in the process make an i7 3770 and GTX 1050Ti chug at 40FPS.
So I should just off my inventory, uninstall, and go to something likeToxikk.
>elige aimbotting
nice tournament gotards
>that miss from allu
is allu bad or just a bad game?
>win first 7 rounds
>lose the next 7
nice game gotards
>shitquid
>good commentators for forced trash teams playing on a forced trash map
What a waste.
>Coatch trying to get a rap battle started
>>166501473
at least we know he doesn't cheat :>
Laughing out loud, these Team Liquid players aren't performing so hot, huh?
I never supported them.
>>166501394
I think that's your problem
I have an i5 6400 and the same graphics card and get 150 fps on best settings easily
guys im new what team should i pick to follow
i might just wait to see who wins :3
>>166501593
If you don't support /ourguys/ on Na'vi FUCK OFF
>>166501593
navi this major
>>166501593
Go for the country you like the most.Like denmark
>>166501553
Are you talking about Liquid's coach? He's such a cringy retard.
>>166501593
frenchies solely for shox
>>166501593
NaVi is the best team
Gambit and fnatic/GODSENT are the meme-iest teams
>>166501593
A lot of newfags fell into supporting the swede teams trap, trying to fit in. But you shouldn't be fooled, it's just a bait to find out who's new and from reddit.
>Faze go all the way up to 3 DOLLARS on the live bet
fuck I love this shit, the people who own betting sites are literally normies that know nothing about csgo
ty for the ez 200 NA :)
>>166501593
avoid any team with danish chokers
what is that choke
cum back :>
>>166501593
Gambit, Godsent or G2 my man, anything else is reddo
>>166501593
optic, navi and godsent
:^)
>>166501930
>memesent
Way to out yourself so quickly, reddi
>>166501930
>Godsent or G2 my man
hello reddo
Dotababoon here, how is the NA scene in this game?
>>166501930
>shitbent
>not full reddoo
>>166501394
What settings?
What OS?
>>166501981
>>166501992
>>166502038
Neck yourself, Reddit.
Lol what a garbage team Liquid is
>>166502096
redditor located
>>166502013
>NA
lol
>>166502013
Well they have a team in this major.
>>166501981
>>166501992
>>166502038
baited the leddo for these exact responses
liquid so bad, had the positioning to easily win. clearly they have awful communication and skill
>>166498287
same man wtf
so lame
thorin is silently cracking out the red pills
>>166502153
>na hair
>>166502013
Why don't you tune in now
Team Liquid were up 7-0 and now they are doomed to lose this game 16-7
this is NA is a nutshell in this stupid ass game.
>>166498335
he's not
he didn't want to practice or learn new strats and the rest of sk finally realized they can't win doing the same exact thing every game.
>>166502013
Slavs> SA >>>>>>>>> NA = EU >>> Asia >>>>>>>> UK
>>166502224
>silently
nigga have you read thorins twitter? he posts this shit all the time
LMAO
>>166498562
carrygun sucks and rain and aizy are super inconsistent
>>166502159
>blank like after quoting a post
hello reddo
>>166501272
i hate having a greek foot
so can u get me stardew valley, ty
>>166502317
slavs>chinks>europoors>monkeys>americans>
brits>turks
>>166498593
lol srsly, I picked them no hesitation.
people questioned my pick, hahahahaha
my stomach is hurting because I am laughing the very biggest.
>>166501593
>>166501660
>>166501675
>>166501683
>>166501723
>>166501727
>>166501816
>>166501862
>>166501930
>>166501980
thanks lads
i'm stuck between:
Natus
Gambit
SK
Virtus
>>166502590
>underage slav redditor trying to embarrass us
Just lurk bro, even the shitskins will laugh at you if you post like a retard.
>>166498650
which one?
I mean there's like 15 different people you could be talking about at least
>>166502619
>Natus
who?
>>166502543
will you be my boislut?
>>166502619
vp and navi are safe bets to always be in the brackets at least and have enjoyable play styles
>>166502317
why is uk so bad?
>>166502619
sk are hacker monkeys do NOT support
vp are low key /ourguys/
gambit has spicy meme men
NaVi is best team, with best player, and are definitely our guys
>>166498742
I like how we're supposed to treat stewie with kid gloves. Just because he's a 4 ft tall virgin doesn't mean he's 10.
>>166502619
>SK
The most reddit team ever created after c9, fnatic and godsent.
>>166502619
navi retard
>>166502686
finnish ANALyst
>>166498742
stewie lurks twitter as hard as de_overpass
>>166502619
NiP obviously
hiko is such a waste of space
wheres stewie2k
>>166502768
Got any proof to back up them cheating?
Sounds odd, what do they have to gain from it?
UNEQUIVOCAL ATLANTA MAJOR TEAM POWER-RANKINGS
/ourguys/
Gambit, G2, Godsent
/ourslavicguys/
Flipsid3
reddos dudes
Fnatic, Optic, Astralis, NV, Liquid, VP, Faze
BRs
SK
nobody's fellas
North, HellRaisers, Mouz, Na'vi
>>166498742
>using a smiling winking emote to cover your profuse sweating and anger
Read like a book.
raw input on or off
>>166503016
fuck off
>>166502713
ya idc
>>166502543
>/id/christianjvi
You're taste in jap cartoons is actually based as fuck. can we be friends?
jdm is dumb as a brick
>>166502757
toxic
>>166502768
>le meem biceps man and le leddit squad
>/ourguys/
>>166502995
money
>>166503089
please take a shower wash away the swamp ass ya dimwit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEtZkQAWsTw
thoughts?
>>166490443
18
2.5
>>166503142
idk maybe
are u cool?
>my wife's baby
This is the worst major ever.
if liquid wins we all get gf
If you support any swede, besides friberg, you're a confirmed redditor.
jdm has an amazing ability to unscope or turn away just as an enemy appears. truly the worst gamesense ever
>>166499184
same, will trade reddit gold for stardew valley key or rocket league dlc possibly
>>166503128
oh wait youre a friend collector.
>>166503530
Or maybe he's just an average american pro not using cheats.
>>166503352
ok nvm i just found your last.fm LOL
Hiko gotta be trolling
why is hiko throwing?
>>166499240
a large man with a gun holster asks you to leave nicely without making a scene.
>>166502619
alright i've picked VP lads
thanks
anyone else been vp for life?
>>166503650
normie music hahaa
>>166503601
>friend collector
what?
>>166499518
rain
>>166503530
He is legit Gold Nova level when he has to play with a rifle.
His is the best NA Awper though
>Liquid already shitting the bed
>>166503807
hahahahahahahah
>>166503807
right here senpai
>jdm with an AK
ahahahahahahaha wow
>>166503874
I honestly think normie's listen to better things than literal dad rock
woahhhhhh christian you listen to beach boys and the smiths you must be so emotional and not like the kids your generation, nice bro =)
fucking faze and liquid having a choking competition
>allu knew where the last guy was
>still peeked like a retard
Shame.
>Faze
How do you even lose that?
is rain using a fucking qpad mouse? lmao
Nuke is literally the most fun map to watch.
>>166503807
most of the polish people are VP for life because they're the only good poland team
otherwise, not that many
>>166504056
you must not have had many friends ever if someone's likes and dislikes bother you this much
>>166504062
Liquid always wins choke competitions. No one chokes better than Liquid.
>>166503874
you have more than 15 friends
ELIGE
THE
GOD
is elige our guy?
Karrigan chokes again!
ELIGE WITH THE CHEATS AGAIN
WHAT AN OUTPLAY!!XDDDD
sick movement desu
Elige deserves better than Liquid
>carriedgan
>>166504302
hes gay so yeah.
Is Zews any white?
eurocucks blown the fuck out
>>166504179
>you must not have had many friends
says the kid literally name fagging and begging people online for a video game and is willing to be a cam slut for someone lol. fuck off back to /r/csgo please
>>166504207
wrong
you forgot Asstralis they've been choking since they played C9 in 2014
>>166504056
only recently got into SOME Beach Boys songs and only like( MAX ) 3 songs from Joy Division. I like my Beatles for sure and other dad rock but im not a fag about it, you can check my last year last fm shit
>>166504213
had 200+ at some point, the ~45 i have added ive known them through the years in tf2 and other games since 2010, i talk to 4 or 5 daily in discord.. p chill desu
>>166504432
>every anon is the same person
tec9 is a fucking joke
>>166504346
>negative kda with cheats
Sure he does.
>>166504554
OT, OT , I PRAY WE MAKE IT BACK IN ONE PEACE I PRAY CAUSE I NEED FAZE TO WIN
>liquid going full liquid again
FUCK YEAH FAZE UP
OGRE TIME
If karrigan and allu weren't such chokers, OT wouldn't be needed.
LMAO
M
A
O
>all these chokes
only in a shitquid match
LETS GO LIQUID LETS GO
>>166502994
at home being tought how to masturbate by his older brother
Who the fuck is Liquid's coach? Has he even played CS before? He looks like a drunk dudebro degenerate. All this shouting, but I bet he doesn't understand pro CS at all.
i got a dust II souvenir package
open or sell???
wtf i want to faze up now
>>166502994
Wiping his tears at home trying to get drops and frantically damage controlling his social media.
>gayzy
the fuck was that
>>166504693
THIS FAMPAI, GIVE THEM YOUR ENERGY
>death by papercuts
He's said that at least 20 times this major.
someone post the elige pic
you know the one
>>166504954
Open it and post results.
>>166504926
he's hiko's uncle who lives in a van
>>166504954
why do you fags always ask? just do what you want
>>166505235
I know you're joking, but honestly would be surprised if it was true.
>when u foret theres b site
liquid continually astonish me with how shit they can be
>>166504926
zews
LG/SK's former coach
>both teams trading rounds in which one fucks up harder
I swear I'm watching Liquid vs F3 again
>>166504954
>>166505194
>>166505278
signed by s1mple, is this important?
>>166505367
ok, stop baiting or i report you
why is hiko always trying to get meme jumping and shotgun kills? why do people join his teams?
>>166505289
wouldn't*
>>166505367
Reported.
>>166505450
He only gives a shit about personal glory
>>166504926
wew this projecting
Who is the best player in the world and why is it so clearly s1mple?
>>166505552
its get_right
>>166505367
>>166505278
>>166505194
>>166504954
THEY ARE SO BAD
>>166505648
now scrape all the stickers off and sell it
>>166505648
lol
Why does it say nlle on allu's monitor?
>>166505648
lol
>>166505735
really? are they worth more?
>>166505816
only if they're just barely visible
>>166505816
Yes anon, price will go up.
Do it.
OT2 here we come
hiko hoping for a rogaine sponsor
>>166505748
>>166505812
ikr
is there another game after this?
>>166505489
i honestly thought him using the auto shotty was a meme
>>166505996
fuc u
>>166505996
kek
THEY ARE SO SHIT
Who na'vi here?
how do you choke that hard?
COMEDY GOLD
>OT2
FAZE UP FAZE UP FAZE UP
C H O K E
H
O
K
E
>>166506026
no bosyshaming on my board please
>>166505816
Yeah, 2bh the stickers are worth more than the skin by a fair bit, just scrape em off and show us the gun after
FUCKING LIQUID STOP THIS SHIT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.
I NEED TO MAKE DINNER AND YOU GUYS ARE TAKING YOUR SWEET TIME WITH THIS.
GOD FUCKING DAMN
I just woke up, were any of the games today worth watching?
>>166502058
All settings, had 7 and "upgraded" to 10.I actually kind of like it.
I lose more FPS on low than on high.
>>166506192
HECK YEAH, FAZE UP!
liquid is terrible
>>166506418
turn on faze vs liquid rn
>>166506465
I am, i mean any of the ones before this
omg liquid uninstall
>that jump
>dying to someone called kioshima
>>166506418
ever seen monkey rape porn?
Liquid will lose
lol jdm can't jump into the vent
those jumps are tough even for pros
>faze needed 2OT to beat these nova shitters
>>166506638
it takes her hundreds of hours of practice to make that consistently
your chair when liquid wins this
NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
wow liquid is so fucking bad
jesus fuck
>>166506797
liquid WILL countertoggle HARD
elige coming in HOT with an aggresive 3-4k
why do americuts have such bad hair?
I'm sick of watching Liquid and they're always in OT
>39 rounds played
>hiko 18 kills
>>166506980
water
>>166506980
too much chemicals in their food
>>166506980
why do yuropoors have such weak chins
I want Allu to be my bf
>>166506980
high test
MCDONALDS IN FLAMES
I
N
F
L
A
M
E
S
Hiko is fucking garbo.
>>166507098
>he thinks living on indian land for 200 years doesn't make him yuropeon
>LIQUID BEING LIQUID
>AGAIN
too bad fatman can't be carried
get it?
cause he's fat hahahah
>Choking on liquid
If liquid doesnt retire hiko, I WILL
>>166506980
OBSESSED
just woke up
liquid sure is on match point and faze somewhere at 5 rounds so they have rounds to spare right?
how come eleague has so many THICC bitches
>>166506152
Reportin in
fuck all euroshits and fuck karrigan
>>166507018
wow wtf
and this guy has a bunch of twitch subs where he pugs against random scrubs
>>166507267
kek
are karrigan and jw brothers
time for the next NA team to choke
>>166507458
thanks for your skines
>>166507249
he doesn't fit in Elige's backpack
and JDM needs to learn how to play
>>166507458
carrygun
>have 2 cheaters
>lose to a bunch of wannabe superstars pug
THE DEMOLISHED CITY OF DIARRHEA (liquid shit)
>>166507502
their similar looks are the byproduct of the rampant inbreeding in north europe, so yes they are genetically brothers
>>166507503
just say canada
nobody says "na"
Is Hiko the new shroud?
Only winning hard against DMGs on MM but gets shit against actual pros?
Can we all agree the "break" before the major was the worst idea yet? This is 100% the worst major in recent memory in terms of skill level.
can you fags get a steam group so people quit talking about this shitty game in other groups.
>>166507660
>le faze isn't cheating team
>fatko crying
Typical low test, no chin, balding beta american.
>>166507730
more like shrood is the new hiko
online puggers who can't lan to save their lives
>>166507503
I hope so fuck Optic
hiko buying shotguns for 6 straight rounds literally lost the map
>>166507220
>every american is from yurop
>yuropoor education
NA CS LUL
Get fucked you fucking niggers
You country is only is only 40% white
Your cs is a fucking joke
NA CS LUL
Don't kill yourself tonight you fucking niggers
>>166507740
The ONLY team who looks better is Nav'Vi.
>>166507852
shut he FUCK UP
>>166507848
true, lots of you are from africa
>two of the worst teams in the tournament
nah I'm watching lirik
>>166507852
are you trying to bully me?
>>166507979
>>two of the worst teams in the tournament
that match just ended
>>166507852
nip didn't make the major
it's okay little baby, mommy will change your diaper skin
>>166507831
I understand doing it when you have no money but continuously buying them just meme it up and get highlights is stupid. Hiko is shit and has been for a while and needs to fucking go.
>>166507978
kek
>>166508092
when is nip vs fnatic?
they're winning right?
F3 OR OG?
>>166508267
F3 will beat themselves, OG can just not fail and win.
>>166508267
OG easy
Is it time to make americans upset again? Already?
>>166508267
After that shitshow that was F3 vs Liquid?
Optic
>train
>>166508267
>two cheaters versus stupid slavs that can't shoot guns and don't know what a defuse kit is
Tough call. Honestly if Optic manage to lose to F3 I'll never be able to take CS seriously.
What is MOE thinking right now?
why the fuck does tarik have the turkish flag on his shirt??? he was born in the US
by that logic the other three guys should have polish flags
>>166508538
---
>>166508538
>tfw I'm a fat shitskin with an ugly wife, and also garbage at CS
>I wish I was dazed
Something along those lines.
tarik celik, the american
>>166508538
who?
#GREEN WALL BROS WW@ :^)))))))))))))
>>166508572
He has to go back.
Quite literally, he will go home after this match.
>Optic veto all the shit maps no one wants to see
>f3 veto all the good maps so we can watch a trainshitfest again
I hope you fucking lose the next qualifier and are stuck in premiere why the fuck cant you do anything right you jewslavniggers
>>166508538
>I make 7 figures I don't care
I'm sure that faggot hates his life and realizes that money doesn't make you happy no matter how much you claim it does.
are mixwell and tarik brother and sister? they look similar
>>166508689
>still complaining when we're blessed not to see another cancer nuke or cobble game
So greedy.
>>166508572
Turkish people are weirdly nationalistic and try to associate with their home country which is funny because the people in turkey despise turks living in other countries
#CoпoвДaйКeйc
#CoпoвДaйКeйc
#CoпoвДaйКeйc
#CoпoвДaйКeйc
#CoпoвДaйКeйc
>>166508883
How is he making 7 figures?
>>166509026
/myguy/
>>166509146
streamers with viewer numbers like him make bank. He owns an audi R8 which is a 100-150k car
>>166509146
He does work for EF but he would say that shit on his stream when a donation would mock him because he's pathetic
>>166509026
>the one rare scenario where the american is not the rude disrespectful one
Poor jdm.
point disarray is our skine
What did he mean by this?
>>166509257
he doesnt make shit for echo fox if im not mistaken
i think he has a v small equity share, but its not worth shit
i doubt moe is even worth 7 figures, his car is probably like 1/5 of his life roll
>rush
wtf was he doing
>>166509628
that he has already started balding
>>166509235
>streamers with viewer numbers like him make bank
I'm really not up to date with twitch, but doesn't he have only 1000-2000 viewers at max? I never saw his stream at the top of the channels.
Is that really enough to make that much money?
>>166509235
he leases it, does not own
>>166509628
>a-at least I'm a m-man
Holy shit my sides.
>>166509628
>at least i'm a manlet
FTFY
>>166509235
He doesn't own the r8.
He's leasing it, and incase you're underage b& and don't know how leases work, the cost goes by mileage after a flat rate for the vehicle. Moe doesn't need to drive for shit since he works from his home. Needs to drive, what once a week for groceries? And then maybe 1 or 2 other things a month like doctors appointments.
Yeah he's probably putting less than 50 miles a week on it, so the lease probably isn't that bad.
>>166509893
he mentioned how he owned several other cars as well and was planning to sell them to buy the new mclaren supercar so he could flip it.
>>166509860
he mentioned on stream the other day how he has some partnership with a friend for a food franchise. he also used to pull in much bigger numbers
>>166509860
He used to have 4-6k viewers and 3k+ subs
Once he started trying to comeback and all that shit with CSGO diamonds people stopped watching because he's a scummy piece of shit.
>>166510296
>he mentioned how he owned several other cars as well and was planning to sell them to buy the new mclaren supercar so he could flip it.
yeah he's a delusional idiot that lies on stream because he thinks it makes him look cool. reminder that he is 30 years old and acts like a 14 year old on a car forum.
>>166510176
ye I know how they work but its still a flamboyant thing to lease which requires an income that can be budgeted to allow for that along with a degenerate gambling habit
I have five real canadian, false world dollars
which usp do I buy?
>>166510451
Guardian
>>166508973
Theres been like 3 cobble. HOW MANY TRAIN??
what the fuck is this game
>>166510451
buy a vacced account with a orion
optic seems fishy
>>166510451
Guardian and anime sticker
>>166510692
can I use my death waifu sticker instead?
>>166510597
okey
>>166510614
4 cache
5 train (counting this one)
2 overpass
5 cobblestone
3 nuke
2 dust2
3 mirage
>>166508538
>why do 12 yr olds think I'm dj khaled
pathetic
NaVi vs VP grand finals would be legendary
/o u r s l a v i c g u y s /
>>166510975
G2 vs Envy would be better
somehow optic are worse than liquid lmao
>>166511059
Not even close to our t3 slavs.
Our slavs are in order: Vega, Gambit, Navi, shit, Hiko, Flipsid3
>markeloff learned what a kit is
It's over. F3 have evolved, Optic are finished.
Optic needs to disband if they can't beat fucking Flip
holy fuckng shit I got a train souvenir
will mixwell quit optic right after this map or during?
isn't Train supposed to be Optic's good map?
them odds loool
glad I skipped this
>>166511391
Optic don't have anything theirs or anything they're good at.
>its another reddit favorite get fucked by /our guy/ mastermind tactician Blad3 episode
I love this
>losing to fucking flipside
>>166511351
kek
>>166511246
markeloff literally browses /csgog/ daily
>that is a lot of white people
>>166510975
>>166511086
>not zeus vs traitors
>>166511509
>I love this
Me too anon :>looking forward towards ginger's comments more desu
>>166511578
Trade me 4 shit skins, anon.
https://steamcommunity.com/tradeoffer/new/?partner=182492255&token=utYTy_n6
>almost all of the matches this major are complete clown fiestas
ummmm..............................,,,,,,,,goturds?
>>166511885
who care...
>>166511885
this is what happens with a supremely unbalanced game, only the togglers look consistent
Waylander is pretty shit.
>>166512026
Finish hiko desu
>optic looked decent vs vp and Astralis
>look horrible vs flipshite
explain this meaning to me?
>>166511885
who care......
>2k hours and still bottomfrag nova games sometimes
should I just end it lads?
mfw when i realize mixwell and tarik are not the same person
>>166512238
I was supreme at 490 hours and I'm not even good. I'm so sorry for your condition.
>>166512238
>caring about kd and not just having fun
who care......
>>166512026
cant actually speak finnish
>>166512113
It's an NA team, they always lose against eastern europeans for some reason.
>>166512238
sensitivity?
>>166512345
meant for
>>166512106
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdKQsRxZv9E
I hope a bunch of jocks beat up Liquid, Optic, Mouz, Godsent, Flipside and North outside the studio.
>>166512238
I can almost guarantee you've DM'd and aim trained less than 20 of those hours
ddk and bardolph are easily better than anders and semmler, so why are the latter always pushed as the "premier" duo and always call grand finals?
>>166512429
it's pretty low
not sure exactly but in the 1.4-1.6 range
>>166512453
lol, why is this so funny
>>166512534
If that's on 800 dpi it's not low at all, just average.
>>166512476
I've been GE for ages, and in my 1300 hours played, I have less than 100 of shitty DM and aim servers.
>>166512476
no, I warmup dm and aim training everyday for 15-30 mins before playing
I also practice movement and review my demos for mistakes
>>166512697
don't meme me
If you're being serious, as long as you're having fun don't worry about it.
Fuck you waylander you silver piece of shit.
>>166512697
Do you use a mouse or a controller?
>>166512697
maybe you're like me and can't play for shit under pressure
my main account is MGE but my alt is LEM
try playing some games like you don't care, yolo style see how it works
>>166512941
>blaming waylander with almost double the kills of blade
SMHTBHFAM
>>166512801
its hard to have fun when you played this much and still get rekt by literal newbies
>>166512697
fps?
monitor hz?
or maybe you are just not meant to be good, don't worry about it just have fun
>>166513053
>gets 10 t rounds
Blade literally did his job
>>166513053
Blade is a legendary IGL, waylander is a shitter.
>flipfags raging
#GREENWALL
>>166513021
a mouse, I have a pretty shit setup but I don't blame that for my slow progess
>>166513164
reddowall
NA CHOKE NA CHOKE NA CHOKE
>>166513053
I haven't seen blade choke easy situations, only garbage trash shitlander.
-waylander
-worldedit
+m0E
+Warowl
>>166513164
literally reddo
FlipSid3 to score more than 12.5 points
Pick: no
FUCK :(
>>166511583
He can't even speak english well enough for siri to take him to 4chan
>>166513353
just watch
>the settlement of flepside
We did it lads
We won
lameee
Both of these teams are shit
How can a team fuck up so bad?
>>166512941
lmfao @ gaylander
should've never been close
pls eleague draw opshit vs shitquid ultimate chokefest tomorrow
>>166513579
>we
more like wew
>>166513419
nigga what, gb2reddo
>rush aimlocks
>spectator instantly switches to a different player
Nice.
THICC Canadian fucks old Ukrainian whore
>sponsored by brisk
are there more joke sponsors?
>>166513982
anything goes in canada friend
>>166513982
literally team YP
>flipside
>"flipside defied expectations"
>went 0-3 as predicted by 75% of the community
um moses?!
>>166513982
dell, gfuel
>>166513982
YouPorn, and not really a joke sponsor, but Audi is an interesting one.
>he pronounced schedule correct this time
lmao britshits btfo
>>166513787
I'm starting to believe the venue is setting this shit up. Valve also hasn't banned anyone in the last week.
wew shit lads
day 4
>NORTH VS G2
wew
>>166514092
moses shills optic really hard and tries to paint them as one of the top teams, so getting close to beating them is making flipside look good.
>>166514505
sk, gambit, nv, g2, godsent, optic
this american bias, even the china tournament wasn't this obvious
>>166514505
>JW vs Optic
>>166514449
Wouldn't be surprised, but at the same time it would be pretty hard for the secret to be kept if so many players cheat.
>>166514641
>american bias
>optic v astralis
>optic v vp
>liquid v nv
made me think
>>166514505
Asstrails
Faze
Fnatic
North
Godsent
Liquid
>>166514795
>ez games when they need it
fires up the neurons
>>166514505
ast
gmb
nv
north
optic
mouz
>>166514505
godsent getting sent home
>>166514903
it really does hmmm
i want Gambit to win only cause I like seeing ugly fuck Dosia acting weird as shit
>>166514505
Astralis
Faze
Fagnaticuck
G2
Redditsent
Shitquid
>>166514505
>memesent is going to crush Optic
>memesent reddos are gonna flood thread with fat pig memes
Not looking forward to this
>>166512482
no idea
black ddk is actually good
>>166514794
Would be easy if only admins knew