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WHAT
IS
UNDER
D.VA'S
SKIRT
HANAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>tfw this wasn't a skin
What a bunch of hacks
>>166484192
A penis
dont even play this game anymore after geting top 500 show me the dva upskirt
Someone post dva upskirt
>>166484129
F
Mei Chang'E
>>166484210
>that Widow spray
Missed opportunity desu.
ctf fucking sucks
>>166484210
What is fucking wrong with blizzard, jesus christ
>>166484210
I was just about to post about how they teased us with it, and let us down. Also, when is Pharah getting a legendary?
CTF is great
>>166484289
>that figure
what's some good keys for voice/emote/spray wheels? I have Y, U, I now
They actually gave D.Va a good skin holy shit
>>166484289
>that waist
A P O L O G I Z E
>Roadhog's highlight intro
10000000000/10
Is the update out already?
POST EMOTES
Trash Bandicoot Firework
Might actually use this
Post D.Va pantie shots
had to go to reddit to see the upskirt
CTF ALREADY BROKEN GENJI CONFIRMED BEST CHARACTER TO WIN WITH DASH AWAY WITH THE FLAG LOL
WHERE LA IS THE PANTY SHOT LA
>>166484485
Yep, just got it now here in britbongistan anyway
can't queue anything wtf
>>166484541
>>166484192
>>166484192
its a black hole under her skirt
im so sorry
>tfw forever alone
THANKS BLIZZ!
I fucking hate this gamemode already.
What a surprise, these weeb skins suck
>d.va is wearing white lace panties
LEWD AS FUCK
>>166484616
Fucking dropped
4 rounds of CtF and I'm already sick of this shit. Just give me my fucking box you stupid cunts.
>>166484553
hold the fuck on
is ledge boost still in?
>nothing but a bandaid
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGH
>>166484492
>>166484616
>>166484664
now one of you is lying
No checklist yet?
White outline under the skirt.
>GONG XI FA CAI
What did he mean by this?
>>166484796
>she's wearing shorts
lol
Don't judge me
Reddit screencap
>queues are broke
thanks blizzy
>>166484898
mercy skin is nice
>>166484898
ARE THOSE SPATS?
>Another Roadhog skin.
>another poorly designed Mei skin.
zzzzzz.
simply ep*c
>Unable to join queue at this time.
>>166484796
>>166484898
ahaha yep, those are shorts.
>>166484289
Where were you when Mei was confirmed not fat.
Halloween skins:
>recolor\quality legendary\recolor
Christmas skins:
>recolor\quality legendary\recolor
Chinese New Year:
>all quality skins most with original weapons/clothing
Tracer looks nice and bastion has a rooster now
Even the worst one, Ana, gets a fancy new mask.
Why did Blizzard put so much effort into this chink holiday as opposed to western white and christian holidays?
>>166484289
huh shes not fat afterall. shame that ana skin is really low low quality.
I GOT THE SAME FUCKING ZENYATTA LEGENDARY 3 TIMES
3 FUCKING TIMES
FUCK YOU JEFF
FUCK YOU
>generic chinese shit
>no good skins except tracer
>>166484898
ITS UPDATING
FUCKING THIS STUPID FUCKING GAME MODE
FUCKING BROKEN AS SHIT
FUCK YOU BLIZZARD
Protip: Pharmercy is best way to capture the flag
>>166484958
New highlight intro is pretty sweet
>>166485084
Because it woudl be unexpected to people, thus making them buy loot boxes.
>>166485149
Even tracers skin is pretty bad, bad update with weeb garbage
>>166485176
>everyone fighting flag
>sombra teleport with flag to own base
:^) get gud
>>166485149
>chinese new year event
>chinese skins
>mei isn't fat
>actually gets a good skin
wtf i like mei now
>>166484864
Looks like it's a Chinese New Year greeting. Just continuing the trend of giving him generic holiday lines.
Balance changes live? The spray wheel thing is
Just spent $60 on lootboxes and got everything I wanted lol.
SYMM IS SO BROKEN IN CTF MUST PICK LOL
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
This is some neat stuff.
https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/blog/20497961
>>166484864
It literally means happy new year
Is there a chart yet?
>>166485217
Good choice, my friend
>>166485117
FOUR TIMES NOW
FOUR FUCKING TIMES
Tracer Highlight Intro.
>>166485084
Blizzard loves chink dick
>we're gonna make OW the biggest e sports.
>literally all they can push out is shit tier map and fucking skin updates.
>>166485217
niiice
cultural appropriation: the patch
CAN
YOU
SEE
D.VA'S
PANTIES
IN
THE
NEW
SKIN
>>166485534
She is wearing white spats.
>>166485534
No, she's wearing shorts
OKAY SERIOUSLY
FUCK OUT OF CTF IF YOU WONT PLAY BY THE META
Tracer/Genji/Sym/Torb/Mercy/Pharah
>>166485534
Shes not wearing any
>>166485598
Sombra is pretty fucking strong in the game mode though
>>166485534
She's wearing shorts you fucking pervert, like any respectable young woman would.
GODDAMMIT BLIZZARD
>>166485402
Wow that's a really nice piece of art. Don't know the story but I still can appreciate it.
>>166485382
Wow you beat the system bro, good for you.
This won't end well.
>>166485427
cute
>No one will leave the flag area in ctf
>On either team
Oh fuck me this gamemode is going to be like pulling teeth I just want my free box.
>europoors waking up
>thread quality going to sleep
every time
Friendly reminder that Mei hate is irrational and usually comes from baddies trying to justify their terrible positioning.
>>166485156
>that face
she knows what you're doing
"30 hours left"
Man I know my internet and the piss poor's downloading speeds are both horrible but this is unreal.
>>166484289
THAT WAISTLINE
>Mei on the log in screen
Amazing what a hairdo can do, my yellow fever is sated
>Crouch now has a very small cooldown between uses
fucking faggot devs
>>166485598
D.va is the best tank in CTF
>THEME FOR PEOPLE WHO EMPTIED THEIR WALLETS AND GOT NOTHING
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3soskkvYBgM
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3soskkvYBgM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3soskkvYBgM
J U S T
>>166485397
fuck you
>Hey event is up
>Start Overbutts
>Aight Mei's skin looks classy
>Queue
>Kicked out of queue instantly
>Queue again
>Kicked out of queue instantly
>General chat is filled with people spamming "lol gg blizz broken game"
Sigh, Patch Day is fun.
my first box
I'm back with some screenshots!
>>166485826
Should have bought a pc, Anon. You played yourself.
>tfw about 20 minutes played on Mei
ehhhhhh
>>166485797
tf2 used to suffer the same problem with W+M1 pyros. the solution to which was to just pick soldier, demo, sniper and just shit on them from a distance.
>>166485149
>>166485271
dat black ass
tracers all black skin looks nice but yeah all the chinese skins are just so generic. they are designs that first come to mind when you think of chinese new year. nothing creative
>>166485912
C U T E
U
T
E
> Sha Wujing has his spade
> Zhu Bajie has his rake
> Sun Wukong has his cudgel
> Chang'e has her white rabbit
>>166485901
I have the normal version for PC but I can barely run it as is. Console is fine for me although I have been looking into buying a better computer so maybe by the next event I won't have to deal with this BS.
Let me win this fucking retarded mode ONCE so I never have to play it again.
Error starting game, trying again.
>>166485865
This isn't real
No fucking way
>>166484898
>Dem legs.
wtf I love Hana now!
>>166485084
halloween and christmas are shit holidays
t. not a chink
>>166484210
Seriously this selection of skins is pure shit. Mei I can understand getting new ones again because she's the chinese character but why the fuck should Mercy, Tracer and Roadhog keep getting fucking skins when characters like Widow and Hanzo have only gotten one shitty epic?
>>166485427
I always like tracers faces
>>166485865
>T-teabagging is toxic!!!
What a bunch of pussies
On my first box ;)
>>166485898
>>166486050
https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/game/patch-notes/pc/
>>166486062
Cry more, "troll"
>>166486062
They didn't change it for that reason.
>>166486076
I don't love the press-on nails, but her glasses are cute.
>>166486080
WHAT THE FUCK?!?!??!?!?!?!?!
WHY??#?#
IS IT BECAUSE OF THE TEABAG SHIT???? WHY THE FUCK DO THEY HAVE TO CATER TO CRYBABY NEEDS?!?!?!
>>166486062
>Implying this is about tbagging and not crouch spam that makes 1v1s against certain characters basically impossible
>>166485427
This stupid cunt needs to stop being given this shit.
Playing capture the flag for a box is torture
Did Battle Angel highlight intro always have that boob jiggle at the end?
>>166486174
no they didn't change it because teabagging. calm down
>>166486080
Ana
Biotic Rifle
Now applies 30% slowing effect to enemies as damage is applied
>New Hero Option: Allow Backwards Wall Ride
>When enabled, allows Lucio to start wall riding while moving backwards.
New Hero Option: Allow Backwards Wall Ride
When enabled, allows Lucio to start wall riding while moving backwards.
>New Hero Option: Allow Backwards Wall Ride
>When enabled, allows Lucio to start wall riding while moving backwards.
New Hero Option: Allow Backwards Wall Ride
When enabled, allows Lucio to start wall riding while moving backwards.
>New Hero Option: Allow Backwards Wall Ride
>When enabled, allows Lucio to start wall riding while moving backwards.
New Hero Option: Allow Backwards Wall Ride
When enabled, allows Lucio to start wall riding while moving backwards.
>New Hero Option: Allow Backwards Wall Ride
>When enabled, allows Lucio to start wall riding while moving backwards.
New Hero Option: Allow Backwards Wall Ride
When enabled, allows Lucio to start wall riding while moving backwards.
>New Hero Option: Allow Backwards Wall Ride
>When enabled, allows Lucio to start wall riding while moving backwards.
New Hero Option: Allow Backwards Wall Ride
When enabled, allows Lucio to start wall riding while moving backwards.
>New Hero Option: Allow Backwards Wall Ride
>When enabled, allows Lucio to start wall riding while moving backwards.
New Hero Option: Allow Backwards Wall Ride
When enabled, allows Lucio to start wall riding while moving backwards.
>New Hero Option: Allow Backwards Wall Ride
>When enabled, allows Lucio to start wall riding while moving backwards.
New Hero Option: Allow Backwards Wall Ride
When enabled, allows Lucio to start wall riding while moving backwards.
>>166486174
No, it's because gremlin dva/widowmaker/mercy/ana were fucking unhittable if they spammed crouch. You were forced to bodyshot or you'd miss half the time.
Here's your first lootbox bro
>>166485427
Was going to call it good, but I remembered tracers a dyke so I don't care anymore.
Can someone here go to blizzard forums and make a huge post of how these fucking jews and the worthless faggot of Jeff keep shittinh on widowmaker?
Seriously this shit need to stop.
Genji and Hanzo got literally nothing holy shit
>blizz change the chat from Y key to enter
The game is now ruined.
>first 4 boxes
>D.va and Junkrat skins
>I'm main Junkrat
Thanks Blizzard.
>>166486062
Crouch spam via macro/scrollwheel was ridiculously powerful due to being essentially instant
>>166486259
This just proves how fucking stupid most people who play this game are.
Anyone who has fought someone with crouch bound to the wheel knows how impossible it is to kill them.
>>166486174
Pros were using on characters with small models to dodge shots. It made them really hard to hit.
>>166485534
spats
>>166486080
>Lucio: Backwards Wallride
HOLD THE FUCK UP
THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING
>dva gets a new skin but no one will play her because of the nerf
LMAO
>>166486262
Anon
Personality
is now an even bigger faggot than before
>game is so shitty that the only way to keep a steady playerbase are free weekends, sales and constant updates with 'ep*c new shit' so the adhd kids are satisfied
>>166486374
>Japs wanting chink shit
Huehuehue
Uh, in 3v3 Dva gets launched off the map when ejected
>using movement abilities doesn't drop the flag
Blizzard proves they have no clue once again, well done.
>>166486371
Sniper cunts don't deserve shit, back to cowadooty (^:
Soldier and ana have folded hand spray and victory pose respectively and anas skin has soldiers classic colouration. What does it mean?
>>166484289
>mei confirmed not fat
IT'S BEAUTIFUL
Anyone have the shh highlight intro with the new Ana skin?
>>166486374
Because the Japanese don't honor the Lunar Calendar you fucking racist faggot.
>>166486371
I've seen plenty already but here was their response about skins
>We have multiple skins being worked on for all heroes at all times. Some skins just make more sense tied to certain events or holidays.
Because Rein, Tracer and Mercy getting skins for this event makes sense while Genji and Hanzo got nothing.
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG
MY HEART
>triple tank cancer in every game mode
GUYS NEXT PATCH IS GONNA RUIN TANK META FOREVER I KNOW IT RIP TANKS LOL TANKS BTFOIT'S. STILL. FUCKING. HAPPENING.
what a great start
>>166486543
>t. Bronzecuck
Learn to aim you shitter.
>>166486380
>I'm main Junkrat
t. bronze player
>>166486576
>that landwhale
>not fat
>>166486532
They have said several times that this is why they didn't want CTF, because of the imbalance of abilities.
IS ROADHOG OR DVA STILL GOOD?????????????????????????????????
>>166484289
Mei was never fat, she's thick in all the right places with what could only be considered an ideal hip to waist ratio
Chinese dress Symm fans
>>166486605
Moewatch is inevitable
>>166486523
They are literally the same shit, a bunch of squinty eyed yellow people who write in squiggles and only eat rice/noodles
>>166486523
It's true. They literally became pirates just to steal Chinese shit. And then they became an empire to steal more Chinese shit
>>166484958
So is it called "phoenix"?
>these new skins
>it's the same heroes getting skins YET AGAIN
>it's the 3rd event in fucking 3 months
it's time to stop
>tfw not a single legendary hanzo skin since release
the first one they release better be fucking amazing
>>166486650
Yes, and now the clueless niggers implement CTF but fail to have the flag dropped when a movement ability is used by the carrier.
Fucking retards.
>>166486529
Good. Fuck you for trying to ruin 3v3s, nigger.
Pick something that requires actual skill.
>>166485868
[waning hope]
>>166486598
Really shitty excuse from Jeff and blizzard when they have this >>166484210 an amazing idea for Widow and then she got fucking nothing,
HOW DO WE SAVE OVERWATCH?
>>166486685
what a fucking waste chinese dresses dont look good on niggers
>>166486638
Thanks for the dumb assumption, but no. Snipers have no place in this game.
>>166486719
No, Golden.
>>166484289
I never even wanted her to be fat, i just wanted her to be slightly chubby at worst. And all i get is another skinny girl with a nice ass. Fucking dropped.
>be 4.1k mmr
>get into game with 3-4 diamonds
i remember why i quit this game we won but still its dumb games whoever has the more retarded diamond loses
>>166486685
POO
>buy 24 lootboxes
>winston legendary, who i don't play
>sprays and voicelines
>literally no other event skins
>multiple dupes
Fucking kill me
>>166486784
More shipping
New gamemode is legitimately awful. Snowball fight was a blast compared to this shit.
>tfw Junkrat's event voice line is in Mandarin
>tfw Mei taught it to him
Anyone kind of annoyed that everyone got this spray but they don't go together? I was hoping they would all fit into a train since it looks like they're walking in a line.
But they all got tails. It's really bugging me.
Except Mei, but here's is actually pretty retarded.
>>166486605
I want to fuck his qt ass.
>>166485427
WHY DOES SHE HAVE TO BE GAY
ITS NOT FUCKING FAIR
>>166486824
She's missing some blue anyway to pull off a chinese phoenix.
>the reinhard voicelinehttps://youtu.be/1cvP8fPOPWE?t=21m51s
>>166486883
>whoever gets the first cap just loops until they get three and wins
wow this is great
>>166486883
It's to shut up the people who think CTF would work in Overwatch/is a fun game mode at all
>Mei's ass
What
It's like a tabletop holy shit
I fucking knew it. I knew CTF would be the shit.
>>166486883
The map is so claustrophobically small, any hero with movement ability can cap the flag in 5 seconds.
It's like these retards haven't tested this mode at all to check if it's, you know, fun.
>>166486945
I assume you can overlap the tails in such a way that it works, but it's still retarded that only Mei gets the front
>>166486652
Roadhog's fine. His new hook just needs some getting used to.
Dva is back where she belongs, in the trash.
>>166486962
She's fictional either way anon
Yay Sombra!yes, I am easily impressed
What's so good about using a lunar calendar? Seems complicated to follow
>>166486945
You can align them to create a long dragon with Mei in front.
>>166486641
>I hate having fun
>>166486990fuck. at 21:51
>>166487127
stay salty bby
>>166487104
At least it's a cute pose
>>166487029
That's what I think too.
They fucked it up on purpose so they can say "I told you so." Anyone with half a brain would know if you can jump just about straight from the enemy base to your own base, it won't work unless the flag gets dropped in the process.
This new mode is fun. Every match is draw but I just chill here and watch Sombra kill herself every minute.
>>166487123
No you can't. Everyone has a tail. What is it a dragon composed of several tails?
>>166487084
>I assume you can overlap the tails in such a way that it works, but it's still retarded that only Mei gets the front
No because everyone got different colored dragons.
where are the upskirt pics?!?
>>166486918I love this
>>166487067
>pick Junkrat
>place trap on flag
>enemy either steps on it or leaves themselves open while shooting it
Who else /devilish/ here?
>>166486598
The only reasonable excuse is characters like Genji and Widow are getting Valentine's Day skins right after this event ends, and if it doesn't happen I'll just drop it out of spite.
>>166485964
I'm not into fags
>>166487067
Actually, it could be great. All you need is a small and very obvious tweak, i.e. make the flag carrier drop the flag if s/he uses any movement abilities (blink, sprint, rocket jump, teleport, etc.)
>>166486717
Almost everyone and their mom in asia stole chinese shit back in the day and that's not remotely a bad thing
>>166486605
CUTE
>literally Symmetra, Torb and Bastion defending their flag in every single game I've played
kek, this is hilariously bad.
Why doesn't the character icon during the team assembling screen reflect your currently equipped skin?
It does on your own screen once the match actually starts, why not have it be like that always?
Sounds like an easy change to implement, and the fact that it's not like that already bothers my autism.
>>166487232
It's fucking backwards on purpose.
>Have to stand around on the flag for 3 seconds and hope no one touches you
>Can use abilities to run away
Who the fuck thought this was a good idea? I think CTF would be shit in this game anyways but this is just inexcusably bad design.
>white white blue white
>white white blue white
>white white blue white
>white white blue white
>>166487362
Placing traps on a flag in a game is disgustingly fun, I did that shit inTF2 as demoman
Is it just me or did Zenyatta get buffed? I might have just had a good game but he seems a lot better for some reason.
Also his new skin is 10/10
>Only one defending the flag
>End of game card is 8k damage blocked as symmetra
>Junkrat finally gets a good victory pose
I don't even play the fucker much anymore but still feels good
Is Sombra good now?
>>166487586
read the patch notes, he did not get buffed
https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/game/patch-notes/pc/
>>166485964
>censoring your name
lmao stop being so insecure
Dva falls out of the map on antartica when she leaves mech on PS4
Is the update out on PS4 yet?
>green wings with red tips
I dunno, the skin sucks but this is kinda neat.
>>166487693
>ps4
who cares
Capture the flag? More like capture the fag. I'm just sitting here waiting to kill the Tracer with my sentries.
>>166487545
It's like they literally never played CTF in any other game in their life. I mean, fuck. Unreal Tournament which is 18 (EIGHTEEN) years old, had you drop it when you used the translocator. A game released in 1999. It's fucking 2017 for Christ's sake. Hello??
wooo more skins, epic ''game'' you got there
>>166487871
Sorry it's not pay 2 win enough for you.
>can spam both Easy Mode and ;) as D.va
>>166487838
wait a sec
can sombra actually translocate with the flag? that would be retarded
pick rein for ez ctf win holy shit
and charge the fuck outta there
>>166487871
I hope that the new character is going to come out soon. But the hero is most likely to pop up after the event is done.
>>166487827
Sounds about right
>>166487975
What the fuck?
Looks like D.Va is back to being only good for porn
>>166488071
this brings back horrific memories of TF2 CTF
>>166488149
about time
CTF has only ever worked on Halo
>nothing for genji
>nothing for 76
>nothing for hanzo
>nothing for widowmaker
>AGAIN
>>166487750
What is that supposed to invoke anyway?
People are fucking retarded in the brawl lol
no common sense whatsoever
>>166487438
then you might as well only let tanks grab the flag because they have the best chance of surviving to the other side
>"Just have them drop the flag when using a movement ability!"
You'd just instantly be deleted by the defenders because you're moving at a snail's pace.
>"That's why you bring your team!"
Then who's defending the flag?
CTF only works in other games because there's more than six people on the field.
>>166488229
>wanting weeb garbage for 76
CEASE
>keep running into 6 stacks of gm+ in the brawl
Come the fuck on Blizz
>>166488252
Fenghuang, maybe?
>>166488229
Genji and Hanzo are already "dragons" so who gives a shit?
After 5 draws in a row on new cancerous ctf..
>get free $30
>buy crates since I don't have anything else to spend it on
>90% of them are dupes and gold
>get the same d.va skin 5 times in a row
>>166488149
Need some porn of her taking BBC
3 legendaries from 2 crates
2 of them aren't even event, both dupes
ree
>>166486062
>teabagging
what are you fucking 11?
I've only been playing for about a week, but I just realized I've literally never seen anyone play as the gorilla.
Is he that shit?
>>166488229
>all the people who got skins last event got them this time
>mei gets TWO legendaries and one is just a very very shitty recolor of the other
>both look bad
>no samurai genji/hanzo skin
I was just about to run to this thread and tell you all how I think the red/black Rooster skins for each character are tacky and make me want to puke, but this single one is cute.
ctf in a nutshell
4 or 5 people camp while a tracer and/or dva try to cheese it and run
>Mei finally has a proper, not horrid Legendary skin
>delicious thighs confirmed
>idiots who claimed she was wearing some kind of 3 inch thick leggings got BTFO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=At7NWZ_mw6s
Dev update covering the event/brawl
This mode is a god damn nightmare
Winston is cucking emily and tracer is enjoying thetiny scientist dick
>>166488309
I forgot to add: when the flag is dropped, it ends up on the ground and whoever stands next to you can pick it up, just like it is in, you know, any other fucking FPS.
This should be illegal.
>>166488613
It's honestly perfect, she looks so cute and this is someone who fuckign hates mei's design
>>166488557
Winston is a decent hero, but because tank meta is the meme of the month and he has losing matchups against all of them, he doesn't see much play.
>getting the shit end of the matchmaking today
God damnit blizzard
Not cool bro. Not cool.
>>166488395
>Fenghuang
As another symbolism for Gency?
>>166488618
just pick genji
it's hilarious when a bastion tries to camp the flag, but you simply press e for ez cap
>>166488186
>grab flag once with an ult spam push
>turtle your own flag for the rest of the game with torb+sym+mei
ctf sumed up in two simple to follow steps
>>166488632
It's fan art. Stop trying to push this. This image has been around since before the game was released.
>>166488663
aerial superiority: achieved
>>166488618
Have you played it? It's nothing like that.
I came on to see all the faggots saying CTF couldn't work in OW crying their bitch retard tiers on here. This mode not only works perfectly but it's better balanced with heroes than KOTH.
>winning comp
>server dies
>cant do anything else cause it will mean i abandon
e p i c
>>166488613
Post YFW you saw lion dance for the first time.
Mei is fat.
>>166488557
He excells at taking down squishies, but with the tank meta he couldn't do shit. He could use a small buff though.
>>166488909
>playing comp during patch Tuesdays
it's like you wanna lose SR
http://content.madefire.com/s-b4f5dc87b45d4393ab5cdeedaf37da6a/index.html#
Chu posted this.Journey of Winston to the west
I'm never touching that fucking CTF gamemode again.
Fuck the bonus loot box that you get for winning. I don't care that I'd like to get it.
I couldn't possibly want it enough to sit through that shit again. There's nothing that they could offer me that would make me agree to play it.
>>166488496
>BBC
are you a cuck?
>>166488748
The phoenix also symbolizes rebirth (or resurrection, in this case). I'm not sure they would've thought it out much farther than that.
Anyone else getting a payment could not be authorized error when trying to buy loot boxes?
>>166489008
the game is short as fuck, what do you mean having to sit through it?
>>166488968
Anon is wrong.
>Already spent $30 on boxes.
I am part of the problem, aren't I?
>>166489076
He means he's shit at it and his faggot team dispersed all over the map while the enemy rushed his bum.
>people still playing meta comps in CTF
>>166489076
I hate every second of it.
new portrait
>>166484129
Is there a full comic version of this?
>>166489156
what does it mean?
that one has achieved the highest level of healsluting?
>>166488013
yes she can
yes it's completely fucking stupid, because she can teleport across half the map with the flag.
>blizz in charge of implementing new game modes properly
>>166488909
You already lost SR, suck it.
Happened to me with Sombra patch
>my entire team literally stands there and lets Tracer take the flag all the way back to her home base
I hate this game
IhatethisgameIhatethisgameIhatethisgameIhatethisgameIhatethisgameIhatethisgameIhatethisgameIhatethisgameIhatethisgameIhatethisgameIhatethisgameIhatethisgameIhatethisgameIhatethisgameIhatethisgameIhatethisgameIhatethisgameIhatethisgameIhatethisgameIhatethisgameIhatethisgameIhatethisgameIhatethisgameIhatethisgameIhatethisgameIhatethisgameIhatethisgameIhatethisgameIhatethisgameIhatethisgameIhatethisgameIhatethisgameIhatethisgameIhatethisgameIhatethisgameIhatethisgameIhatethisgameIhatethisgame
>your flag can be gone and you can still capture
Holy fuck, this is retarded as fuck Jesus Christ they outniggered the niggers.
WHY THE FUCK CANT I JUST JOIN A CAPTURE THE COCK GAME
>>166489271
didnt lose anything
requesting an upskirt, I must know how she's rendered beneath it.
>>166489036
No, I just want to self insert easier
>>166489047
Still funny that phoenix and dragon are symbolid for married couples too, so it's a funny coincidence
> play CTF
> every round has 2/3 of either torb,Symmetra or Mei
The flag is literally right at the spawn and it's a bit dick in the ass to kill all that shit
This is the worst event yet.
>Queue for a million years
>Winning strategies involve sitting around the flag with every defence hero while one teammate tries to cap.
>Stalemate, repeat steps 1 through 3.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=At7NWZ_mw6s
Here's Jeff rambling on for a bit about how they approached CtF and all that shit
>>166489347
Give me a sec
>Get matched onto an OCE server three games in a row for no reason
????????
>Draws doesnt count as a win
Eat shit, Jeff
>>166489156
WHAT IS IT
>>166489227
this one is level 2043
reddit/r/Overwatch/comments/5py8pl/new_portrait_thank_you_blizzard_3/
>roadhog gets a "nerf" that's actually a buff and people stop playing him
>instantly gets an amazing skin
>D.va is overplayed
>gets nerfed out of existence
>gets a schoolgirl waifu bait outfit
Who next bois
>>166489109
nah
it's what gets us free updates
wow, servers are thoroughly fuxxored.
>>166489245
*facepalm*
I wonder what's next.
No balance changes yet right?
>>166488557
He's fine. He's just not as busted as all the other tanks.
>>166489227
Imagine hero exclusive portraits. You get one after 100 hours with one hero. Would be neat.
>ywn celebrate Chinese New Years with Mei's VA
https://twitter.com/25yolanda8866/status/823919615017238528/video/1
http://content.madefire.com/s-b4f5dc87b45d4393ab5cdeedaf37da6a/index.html#
NEW COMIC
>manage to capture flag so it's 1-0
>30 seconds left
>even though they know they can't win enemy still does a mass ult push and manages to barely grab the flag thanks to dva ult
>draw
I've been at this shit for the last 30 minutes. I have drawn every single game. These maps are so terrible for CTF
>No genji or Hanzo skins
>instead they give Hogg and Zen their third skin in a row
>they're both terrible too.
I'm a little upset.
>>166489624
Those came today with the event
How are you CTF games lasting so long?
Once you get the first cap you can just loop the next two with almost impunity if you have two characters with any sort of mobility ability to use
Do any of the new skins have different animations or weapons? Are meis walls still ice?
I know roadhog and reinhardt have different looking weapons
>>166484289
check out the new skins from her right side
her ass is FUCKING MASSIVE holy shit
>>166487038
i don't know if this is good or bad? Post ass?
>>166489659
Can't see it, is it that Winston's Journey to the West tapestry?
>>166489459
can't wait for the Dinoflask video
>>166489678
Reading now, dva still seems kind of good still, she was just stupid before.
I think I'll just do the AFK script for the night and randomly get a win in the event that way, I'm literally not interested in playing it any more.
>>166485397
Looks like shit with those settings kek
just came back from a 2 week break
is the game lagging for anyone else? Used to have 20ping, now it's 250-300.
Also
Any screenshots of Dva's Upskirt?
>>166484864
It means congrats for getting a big amount of fortune.
>no wukong
>no rein
>no road
>But 3 times D.va
I Don't even play korean slut. FUCK
>CTF
>It's a "Symmetra and Torbjorn camp the flag" episode
And people wanted a CTF mode for this game, well this just shows how awful an idea it was.
>queue for 5 minutes
>dont even get a skirmish
>tab out
>game makes noise it makes when youve found a game
>search is cancelled and message saying "Unable to join queue at this time"
ok
>>166489880
Servers are 100% fucked right now. Apparently Blizzard has never at any point learned from their past mistakes on the technical level.
This would've hooked the robot last patch.
>>166489659
>More fucking Winston lore
>queue CtF
>pick Junkrat
>the end
I can see why this wouldn't make a good game mode.
>>166489656
>>166489962
>in-game Mei is skinnier than her VA
ITS NOT FAIR
reminder that ana is still op.
her grenade is still very good when used offensively.
>>166489814
Yes
>>166486962
>>166486370
Lel oh lel
>>166489985
The launch was pretty smooth because they rented Amazon servers for the first weekend, but I doubt they'd do the same for an event like this because it's not worth the cost.
>>166489972
I love CTF but this game mode is so broken. I've won all 3 games with symm camping and even capped a flag or two with her
>CTF
>[DRAW INTENSIFIES]
Nice brawl Blizz
>>166489991
>in-fucking-plying that's not a good thing
>in-fucking-plying that being able to 1 shot anything with 400HP or less isn't a titanic buff
Fuck off. Being able to 1 shot 90% of the cast with an easy to land 6 second ability is stupid.
>>166490024
100% heal reduction is cancer
>>166489347
Best skin this patch and I don't even play Dver.
>>166489659
cute
got my CTF win
fuck this shit literally forever
worst time I ever fucking had
>>166490146
they really just need to remove the buff/debuff effect from the grenade, it doesn't feel good to play against at all and it's easy to fuck to land
>play hog after a long ass time
>hook reaper
>can one shot him now
>hook bastion
>can one shot himI WAS GIVEN POWER
Who else here has spent more than $100?
How can poorfags even compete?
>>166489659
>Another Winston comic
What a bunch of fucking hacks
>>166490124
t. shitter
>>166489972
CTF is an awesome idea, they just literally went full retard with its implementation.
1. The map is not in the least suitable for CTF.
2. Movement abilities can be used while carrying the flag without dropping it.
3. You need to stand on the flag for 3 seconds to grab it.
4. You can score even if your own flag is missing.
5. The respawn delay hasn't been disabled.
They made the mode fail on purpose. That's not to say it wouldn't have failed even if implemented properly, it's just to say in its current form it stood 0 chance of not sucking major donkey balls and so the fact it sucks proves/disproves nothing.
>>166487750
can someone post more wallpaper quality shots like this?
>>166490250
Then it'd be worthless and not even worth the time it takes to animate in any situation except you being shit at aiming.
>>166490110
>Have lucio+sombra duo stack on my team in brawl
>Lucio times his speed amps for Sombra
>She teleports out after pickup
>YES, YOU CAN TELEPORT WITH THE FLAG, GG BLIZZ
>repeat 3x
>gg ez
READY TO GO WHOLE HOG
bullshit hooks were rare anyways.
im fine with this nerf
>>166486551
Holy shit sauce?
Tracer is lovely, please don't say rude things about her
>>166484289
yes
>>166490423
dumb slag
God, I can't fucking listen to these developer updates anymore. I just want to throttle this stupid fuck.
>hey jeff here, explaining how we managed to ruin a game mode that was perfected 20 fucking years ago
>>166490301
> You need to stand on the flag for 3 seconds to grab it.
What's wrong with it?
Hmmmm
>>166490269
Prove it
>>166490406
>they were rare
no they weren't.
>Can't even play Jeff's game because the servers are so fucked
Guess I'll just have to buy lootboxes instead of playing.
>>166490376
t. Ana main
There is no reason a support character should be able to burst aoe heal, burst aoe damage, buff all healing for 4 seconds, and completely deny all healing for 4 seconds on a 10 second cooldown. That's objectively fucking retarded and you fucking know it.
CTF was a mistake.
>>166490531
plenty of time to dieconsidering its usually an orgy of symm turrets, hanzo ready to drop you instantly and other shit
where the fuck is 1v1 in the arcade?
>>166489996
>>166490272
>Mad they dont support best boy
Everyone knew CTF was never going to work for Overwatch, anyone who think it will clearly don't understand the difference between this game and TF2
>>166490671
it's gone anon
it's gone forever
>>166490531
Because of (2) and (4), there's nothing wrong with it. But now imagine (2) and (4) aren't true. The answer to your question becomes immediately obvious if you ever played CTF in any other game.
Mystery Heroes continues to be the only worthwhile arcade mode
>keep getting streamers in the brawl
Neat
>>166490625
>>166490686
And yet people couldn't stop bitching about this
>new event
>so excite for loot boxes
>250ms ping out of nowhere
>can't hit shit
???????
Before this patch I never went above 30.
I literally can't stop cumming to Mei's new skin.
>>166490617
Yes.
But removing the buff/debuff makes it entirely inefficient to even use the ability. You'd get more value faster out of just continuing to shoot.
Just entirely removing her E from the game doesn't balance her, anon.
>>166490686
CTF would've worked if it had new maps instead of just using Li Jang
>>166490752
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztVMib1T4T4
>>166490761
tfw i called a pro team shit lel
>>166490497
I hate Jeff as much as the next guy, have always thought he was a cuck faggot on the mission to keep tanks the best heroes in the game and to nerf all non-tanks and keep them in the bad place they're in, which he still is.
But I can't fault him this time around. I think he did the best with CTF in Overwatch that you could hope for. He brought up the same example of "triple blink, recall" that I made MONTHS ago in this thread when people were talking about CTF. If not for the capture time on flag, teams would just be all Tracers.
>>166490110
I just won 3-0
>>166490735
what the fuck why
how am i gonna style on kids for free boxes now?
>>166490752
4.5/10
>>166490632
And?
You need your team to cover you.
Only problems with CTF now is very small maps and moment of serial flag capture
>>166490813
Yes it does. The burst heal and damage is more than enough for one ability, especially for a support character. She already outheals every other hero and has the best CC in the game, why do you need more than that?
>>166490809
You might want to see a doctor about that, anon.
>lucioball wasn't awful but was kinda boring
>halloween zombibots was sorta fun
>christmas event was shit
>and now they have decided to add CTF on tiny maps with heroes that can teleport across the map or just boost to the point in no time
>you don't even to touch the flag pole to cap, there's a gigantic area around your flag that you only need to walk into
Who in the ABSOLUTE FUCK thought this shit was a good idea? Who the fuck is responsible for this level of fucking garbage that I'm playing? Nothing but fucking draws. Complete waste of fucking time.
Isnt Reaper supposed to counter tanks?
Why does he get oneshot by them LMAO
>>166490864
>I hate Jeff as much as the next guy,
Who the hell hates Jeff?
>>166490250
Literally all they need to do is reduce the hitbox of her unscoped shots so that she can actually miss her teammates.
>equip 4 sprays but the last one disappears when you place a new one
why bother with this feature then
i want my visual clutter
>>166490981
He's a whiny bitch who is bad at balancing the game.
>>166490808
Seems to usually happen with events. It'll be back to normal at some point but right after events hit the lag increases.
So many good cosmetics this event and only 3 weeks to acquire them. I refuse to buy boxes but I may need to go ULTRANEET to play enough for all the ones I want.
Does anyone have a spreadsheet built yet?
>>166490967
>Why does he get oneshot by them
probably because his accuracy is 0%
>MoonMoon going ham as Roadhog
Nerfed my fucking ass
Nuke this """"tank"""" from existence
>Ask entire match to not pick sym/torb
>Everyone agrees
>People are actually capping points
>Someone goes torb
>Welp
>Team switches to sym/torb
>No one caps another flag
>DRAW
>>166490949
>The burst heal and damage that you suddenly have no more reason to even waste animation time using
The only time you'd ever use it at that point is if there's three people to hit with it, all of whom need healing/damage. It'd be worse than old Symmetra E.
>>166490959
That's why you team needs to defend
I see people here simultaneously complaining that
a)flag is hard to capture because of sym
b)flag is too easy to capture
Make up your mind
>>166490809
How to win
>Lucio and winston capture the flag
>Symmetra defends
>maybe a bastion
what else
>>166490864
>He brought up the same example of "triple blink, recall"
so what. the answer is obvious, you drop the flag if you use teleport/invuln abilities, like every other FPS. they're explanation is that "wah, this makes our special snowflake OW characters not feel like OW characters" so fucking what? oh no, a different game mode actually feels like a different game mode?
having a CTF mode that 'feels different' than regular overwatch is better than a mode that is utter shit.
>>166489245
>put symmetra on the flag or junkrat
>no longer unguarded
>problem solved
>>166489591
>*facepalm*
Fuck off nigger
>>166490378
>dva spams her peashooter at the flag from safe distance
>pickup is canceled
>sombra can now either port out empty handed or die
gg ez
>W W B W
>W B W W
>W B B W
LOVE THIS RNG
>>166491154
okay? you shouldn't be able to spam your abilities and get an amazing payoff every time. her character requires no legitimate skill to play well despite her """aiming""" mechanics
>>166491095
>guy who plays overwatch 19 hours a day is doing good
>>166491182
>Enemy team has a bastion or torbjorn defending
>Winston can't do fucking dick against swede of armor packs and his shotgun
>>166491206
>Fuck off nigger
no, you fuck off
facepalming is the only valid reaction to this shit
Um... just got a second free loot box from winning CTF
Is this intentional?
>>166491206
Can confirm, picked Junkrat and went 3-0 defending the flag.
>get spray out of free box
>play CTF and get another box
>2 purples pop out
>neither of them are CNY skins and the CNY item I get is the same spray from the first box
>>166491338
yes
Still no sit / laugh emotes for mejor chica
Buff are nice tho
Crouch is only nerfed if you bound it to the wheel
I'm positive someone called the ana changes months ago
>win first match of CTF
>get lootbox
>done with it for the rest of the event
Thank fuck
>>166491182
mei walling off the enemy helps on captures
What the fuck, has anyone ever had a loot box disappear? I accidentally hit "previous" when I was gonna open one I got for a level, it switched to regular from CNY, and then the CNY one was gone when I switched back.
>worst ctf mode ever
fucking pottery
>>166491392
Until next week
>>166484627
>All those numbers at the top
that's autism for ya
>>166491338
every time they add a new mode to the arcade you get 1 free lootbox for the first win
>>166490539
hook will be fucked up as long as this game keeps on 20 tickrate
I swear to fucking god
Every single event I reinstall the game to see if I get ANYTHING but I never do
In the last 3 events all my lootboxes were this shit
Why does blizzard hate me?
>>166491434
Were you in the process of opening it? It might've already registered as opened and added whatever was inside to your gallery.
>>166491434
jeff decided you didn't deserve it after all
you can try and wrestle him for it though
>>166491392
>he hasn't gotten both achievements
The only event achievement I couldn't get was the 4 kills without missing one in snowball fight.
>Its the "free crate has an ugly non-event legendary" episode
Fuck you blizzard. Now I have to open 10 crates for another chance at a legendary.
>>166488867
Yeah, but the artist now works on official comics. But no, he has stated that it stays fanart.
https://jii.moe/rJCX0ErPl.ogg
What the fuck does this Mei voiceline mean?
>>166491524
>reinstall the game in hopes of cosmetics for a game you don't play
retard
>>166491392
>win
>get both achievements at the same time
Thank god that's over with
So the only way to win CTF is by rushing all 6 at the same time. If half stay for defense nobody ever wins.
Sombra is still unusable but at least a little better now I guess
Someone post pics of Chang'E Mei's ass. I need something to jack off to.
>>166491191
at that point the only legitimate option is to make every character as homogenized as possible in order to create perfect balance
when they carry the flag they get the same health pool, the same movement speed, the same hitboxes, and their movement/defense abilities are disabled
at that point you might as well not even play CTF in Overwatch
>>166490491
>>166491254
>You shouldn't be able to spam your abilities and get an amazing payoff every time
Roadhog
Lucio
Junkrat
Zarya
Zenyatta
There is never any case besides missing a kill where using their abilities as often as possible isn't ideal.
>>166491191
From what I can gather, there's nothing stopping Sombra from running cloaked with the flag.
In TF2, Spy couldn't cloak or disguise while holding the Intelligence.
>>166491281
>guy who plays overwatch 19 hours a day and not a single hour on roadhog is doing good
Mhm mhm.
Finally got my first win in CTF, and will never return to that awfulness again.
>>166491594
It's a reference to The Thing, like MacReady in Ecopoint Antarctica
I think it's dumb that they're pandering to that Reddit meme
how do you get the other achievement for ctf, the denier one
Symmetra Zarya combo is powerful.
>>166491686
same
>>166491594
Where did you find that?
>>166491597
why the fuck would anyone care about anything but skins for this game
it's the only good thing about it, the actual gameplay is awful
>>166491594
>Those astronauts never found me
Mei is an alien.
>>166491652
you're bronze as fuck if you think spamming amp it up and zarya's shields on cooldown regardless of the situation is at all a good idea
>>166491526
Pretty sure it didn't open, I never actually pressed the button. I looked through everything, but I don't even see any new sprays.
I-I'm so happy famalams
>>166491757
>Use Zarya's shield on cooldown when near the enemy team
>Walk in front of damage
>Go back around the corner when it breaks
>Repeat infinitely
>Crouch now has a very small cooldown between uses
Uninstalled
>>166491739
you don't play, so having the skins is exactly equal to having a picture of the skin as your computer desktop image you stupid fuck
Spatssss
>>166491857
exactly
now whats your point
>>166491754
>Mei makes a reference to the Thing
>all her coworkers died in "cryostasis"
What the fuck
>>166489347
best skin for best daughter
pat pat pat
>>166491839
post your fucking rank right now
>>166491679
He's played him a shit ton and has a gold weapon for him retard
>>166491172
This skin reminds me of wow female pandas
>>166491886
Yall need jesus
D.Va is dumpster tier now
Does Blizzard have no clue how to balance at all?
>>166491504
the extra bonus lootbox for the event for playing the event only happens once in the event.
event.
>>166491958
>Does Blizzard have no clue how to balance at all?
this your first Blizzard game? their games are very pretty but lacking in good design choices at almost every turn
>>166491958
Guarantee she'll be buffed again shortly.
Is there a chart somewhere with a list for all the cosmetics from this event like last time?
>>166487320
>>166487123
>>166486945
A spray will always cover over another spray. Only the last player needs to be the tail. Just align it neatly.
>>166491958
Of course they don't.
All the other awful patches since release haven't tipped you off?
>>166491958
I'm glad. I hope I never see another Dva again, ever.
Fuck Dva players. Fuck them.
>>166491594
WHERE IS A LIST OF ALL THE NEW LINES
WHAT WAS ADDED THAT WASN'T EVENT RELATED?
DID THE CHOCOLATE LINES GO IN?
you know, this is almost worth getting with money
>Play mystery heroes because least cancerous arcade mode
>Enemy gets 2 tanks 2 heals 1 korean widow and torb riding the cart
>We get 4 genjis and a hanzo for defense
Fuck I hate RNGheroes
tfw pharah's new voiceline is "I keep the piss"
CTF is the best game mode
>>166492038
Ok.
>Ana still best healer
Jej
>>166491649
>at that point the only legitimate option is to make every character as homogenized as possible in order to create perfect balance
what? no it isn't. keep everyone the same except make movement/invuln drop the flag. all this means is certain characters make shitty flag -carriers-. boo fucking hoo. their abilities still work just fine for getting to the flag, defending your flag, and killing or defending a carrier depending on who they are.
>at THIS point you might as well not even play CTF in Overwatch
ftfy
>>166491935
>he actually went into moonmoon's stream to investigate
Well. My job is done. Good day anon
>>166491958
>>166491524
You get 1 free box
You get 3 broxes from winning 9 brawls
you get 1 box from winning new brawl
you get boxes from leveling up
why are you crying keep trying and you will get everything,
>>166491652
Take off Zarya and Lucio.
That's about it though.
>>166491818
You got the bad one. The white Mei legendary is the good one.
>>166486532
>>166486746
watch the dev update, fuckboi
>>166491957
I WANT TO SMELL D.VA'S SWEATY SHORTS
DAT
ASS
>>166491958
Blizzard balances in "turns".
She had her turn in the spotlight, so now she becomes a dumpster fire for two years before they come back around to buffing her into OP status once again.
So guys
Is flag too easy to capture
or
too hard to capture?
>>166492046
Blizzard changed game file format and reverse engineering work isn't done yet
>>166492170
this is the only time I've ever seen someone post "ftfy" in a literal sense
>>166492170
if you do that you'll just end up with the same shitty tank meta in every game like we have now where everyone just moves in a death ball to the enemy base, gives it to the beefiest character, and then they hoof it to the other side as a group with lucio's speed boost
>you can shoot d.va mech feet again
how do they never fucking learn
The best part of the new event is the Tumblr reactions.
>>166492287
they made a game mode that I am bad at because I have not had time to learn it yet, and that makes me angry!
I am projecting my failures onto a game mode I have played for less than two hours!
>>166492009
>>166491958
still relevant years later
Wait about 3 months and D'Va will be broken again
>>166492273
You mean
>blizz balances to change le meta to force some epic esports meme that will die very soon
>>166491018
> Whiny
Wut?
>bad at balancing the game.
it's another "everybody thinks he's an expert episode"
I've seen plenty of those, most fo them comedies
So meis THICCNESS is finally decided (she's not fat) and we can stop talking about it now right?
>>166486605
Future skin. No skin has those colors.
>>166492386
is it muh culture muh fat
>>166492386
to what?
Dva mains disappeared from comp
Lmao just play roadhog if you want ez mode
I only got to play about 5 games before having to head to uni but I sweat to god, I have not seen such incredible teamplay and teamwork since Junkenstein's revenge. If a video game's map was my home, it would be 2Fort. Spending hundreds of hours defending the briefcase and gunning for the enemy's made me nostalgic for the gamemode after transitioning to Overwatch, but no longer must I yearn.
I'm amazed by how vastly different OW feels. Teams are having to dictate who stays behind and who ventures outward, healers are scrambling between both sides to keep their team patched up, and various heroes, like Junkrat and Winston, are finding themselves extremely useful.
It's just... thank you, Blizzard.
CTF really needed to be Tracer only.
>>166491958
blizzard has track record of unbalanced games
Phara + Mercy are great for flag capturing
>no d va pantsu
FUCK YOU BLIZZARD
YOU HAD ONE JOB
>15 boxes
>still no skins
>>166492259
F L A T
L
A
T
>>166492496
thin mei
>They don't have all sitting emotes on the bottom and heroic on the side for every hero
>>166492502
The patch is live now?
>>166492590
did she go on a diet?
>>166492536
actually most women who wear skirts in korea wear safety pants to avoid accidents like webm related
Optimal CTF comp:
-DVA
-Winston
-Lucio
-Zen
-Mei
-Symmetra/Bastion/Torb
>elapsed time 5 minutes
fuck
>>166491958
Should have been 300/300 armor split
The one now is so bad
>>166492467
yes
>>166491053
>only 3 weeks to acquire them
fucking hate this.
>You can score even if your own flag is missing.
>>166492590
What thin Mei? All I see is thicc
>>166491957
Jesus built my robot.
It's a love affair - mainly Jesus and my MEKA.
Yeah fuck it.
Great Event with a lot of stuff I definitely want. Hopefully I have luck with the loot boxes.
Also the wheel for spray, voiceline and Emote is awesome. Now I don't have to decide between my favourite Mercy Emotes and lines.
Is anyone else in Europe experiencing really bad matchmaker problems?
>>166491958
I find it hard to believe that anybody actually enjoys playing D.Va.
She's by leaps and bounds the best hero in the game and so damn easy to play on top of it. You really are playing the game on easy mode by picking her. I can't speak to how she performs now, but last patch she EFFORTLESSLY beats the likes of Reaper and Roadhog 1v1, heroes who really should counter her.
I find it incredibly boring to play D.Va. I always get 3 or 4 gold medals when I play and I get no satisfaction out of it. Y'all need to grow up and stop abusing the OP crutch hero already.
>>166492753
>-DVA
>>166492175
No I didn't grow some friends
>Release christmas mei, people are upset because it's so basic for 3K
>"we're sorry for making it legendary, it won't happen again"
>release D.VA skin that's a straight repaint of the mech with a similarly redesigned alternate like mei's snowman
>legendary again
but why
>>166492226
I did. My forehead still hurts from getting repeatedly slapped by the palm of my hand.
>>166492828
This is why the debate will never end because people's definitions of skinny/thicc/fat are so subjective. Mei is fat, thicc, and thin all in one. Mei is eternal.
I don't remember the last time when you couldn't play a game like this
> keep getting attack Widowmakers and Torbs in comp
> above the comp tier where this should be happening
>>166492839
>this ad hom to dismiss you recognizing game balance discussion
Ok.
>just want one ctf 3-0 for the achievement
>have to wait 10 mins to get stomped because my retard team can't take or defend flags for shit
Why live.
>>166492828
>>166492687
>>166492702
"accident"
>>166492914
Attack Widow is much better than defense Widow.
>>166491692
>It's a reference to The Thing
Except it isn't.
Chang'e is the Chinese Goddess of the Moon, who lives on the moon. She has a Chang'e skin.
>>166492839
Reapers could still mess her up if they timed their shots right. I agree that she was too strong but this nerf completely breaks her.
>>166492965
you consider that thin?
>ameriburgers, everyone
>>166492914
so youre in top 500?
>>166492965
is she a trans-giraffe?
Is her neck gonna get longer over time with every new skin?
>>166492798
They've probably never played CTF before. Even though it's been in almost every shooter.
>>166492839
LOL haha
Is this EZMode
;)
>>166492946
i just lost or left 8 matches in a row to try to get a win
>>166492893
He makes a lot of good poins including "losing the abilities won't make this feel like overwatch"
>>166484539
lol nobody cares
>>166493003
I knew this, because of Smite(game)!
>>166492914
I reached diamond this season playing only widowmaker, 100% soloqueue without using the voice chat even.
It can be made to work if you're good enough. Same with torb, but torb will require intense cooperation from your teammates whereas widow's self-sufficient.
HOW did they manage to fuck up a tried and proven game mode with almost 20 years of design behind it
they even did it right in WoW, THEIR OWN FUCKING GAME
I'm not even mad, I'm just confused as fuck
>>166492839
Just played her post nerf and I still got 4 medals and a game saving potg?
Her survivability is down but she's still playable, it'll just take some getting used to.
>>166492886
This bait is just a repaint.
>Defend nunbani
>Eventually lose all 3 points
>round 2
>Defending again??
>10 seconds before the match starts we all get kicked out
>can't rejoin
>Can't exit the game because of leaver
>20 seconds later we all get put into a kings row match.
>excact same people, excact same teams
And i still lost 20 SR, thanks blizz.
>falling for the fat girl waist cinch
I bet you all fall for B cups in a push up bra too, fucking naive retards
>>166492798
Yes, and?
>>166486532
>>166486746
Git fucking good
>Diablo is more stable than this
I'm having fun with CTF.
Granted, I ran into people that weren't brain dead, we always had a junk, torb or mei on defense and I played Lucio, speedboosting people left and right and pushing them off to create room for the flag bearer.
Why the fuck is Zenyatta looking like an asian handsome squidward?
>>166492839
I'd like to know how people can play someone like Lucio. What is there to do? Absolutely nothing.
>>166491692
What is that "Reddit meme" then...?
>>166493017
>there isn't a grey area between thin and fat
MEI IS WHATEVER YOU WANT HER TO BE
>>166493149
Yeah I don't think anyone here has any clue how women's dress works.
>>166490301
>You can score even if your own flag is missing.
Well no shit, why wouldn't you be able to
Right now its the best mode in the game.
Its COD's CTF in the cod successor
>>166493179
Because he's monk as fuck.
>>166493203
theres underweight, normal, overweight and obese
mei is overweight
>>166493109
watch the dev video
it's pretty idiot proof
>>166492798
TF2 does it too
Just bought this. What am I in for?
So what exactly your problem with CTF, except me ooga team booga?
>>166493131
>playing comp on patch day
you deserve to lose that SR
I wanna kill myself
>>166493065
better a functional game mode that feels different than one that feels like hot shit.
>>166493179
He's the monk from Journey to the West
>>166489517
>Schoolgirl waifu bait outfit.
>Mech is hideous and made partially of wood.
Damn it, I really wanted that D.va skin until I saw that mech.
>>166493065
>losing the abilities won't make this feel like overwatch
You could still use the abilities, dumbass:
1. to get to the flag and grab it faster
2. to get to the enemy flag carrier and recover your own flag
3. to do literally everything else other than carrying the flag to your base by yourself
and of course
4. you could still use your non-movement abilities without dropping the flag
5. everyone in the match not carrying the flag could use their abilities too
it would absolutely feel like Overwatch, he's just being retarded
Why are Zenyatta's skins so fucking scary?
The nutcracker one and now this abomination.
>>166493317
Pick Genji, he's the only good hero
>>166493169
Diablo also has 1/10th of the playerbase.
Total cost for all items?
Christmas was like 35k or something, I'm hoping Chinese new year is lesz
>>166493317
Pharah blowing everyone up
>>166493296
>it has eyes
creepy as fuck
>>166493317
arguments over whether or not a character is fat
wew
>>166493298
>no middle ground between "normal" and overweight
You're retarded aren't you
>haven't won CTF at all today
>all draws
How 2 win?
>>166493317
>PS4
Good luck
>>166493538
Get the good stack on your team
Sombra holding 2 sparklers is a cute
>>166493380
The dev update is cringeworthy, the reasoning presented can be easily deconstructed by anyone with half a brain and even the most rudimentary understanding of what makes CTF work in other games.
>>166493260
I want her to be dead.
>twice in a row I get knocked out of mech and fall through the map in 3v3
I am absolutely fucking livid, who in the fuck is in charge of coding for this game, ACTUAL fucking chimpanzees? I'm so fucking sick of this stupid fucking game and its fucking pile of dogshit problems and its fucking niggerville community. Fuck this actual pile of polished shit. I fucking hate this game and I hope whoever was in charge of developing it get fucked up the ass by 8 foot africans.
>>166493367
Stop replying to yourself you fucking mong.
>>166493317
>ps4
you better have bought pc
>>166493436
FUCK YOU I WANT THAT ZEN
Tfw too busy watching Lirik play RE7 to care about the event
>>166493685
so dont play? stop play 2 no sperg????
Is this game just getting buggier or what? Half of the time voice lines and hello animations don't play.
>get a gold in box
>it's a fucking dup for a character i don't play
>>166493538
Phara+ Mercy is very good on open maps
>>166493657
Name one team based game with classes where CTF works
>>166493529
there is no middle ground, youre just a delusional chubby chaser it goes from normal to overweight to obese
>CTF has been a mode in FPS for almost THIRTY FUCKING YEARS
>blizzard can't take a page from ANY of the previous incarnations of the mode
This is fucking amazing
>>166493750
You must be 18 or over to post on this site
>>166493814
"normal"
top kek
>>166493639
>>166492069
Make sure you use the ganymede highlight intro for this.
>>166493750
>watched Lirik
Are you 12 and/or retarded?
>>166493318
>Sombra throws teleport on her flag
>Takes enemy flag
>Presses E
>wins
>>166493814
>being this retarded
>pretending he's right
Kek at your stupidity m8, have another (you)
>>166493296
>mfw when the skin designer gets stoned and watches jojo's bizarre adventure
>>166493951
lmao i thought this too
>>166493931
You need to defend the flag duh
>>166493159
>yes, and?
it removes the dynamic of having both flags taken at the same time with the FCs waiting for a recovery; it also removes the ability of the other team to stop you from capturing without killing you which is a big deal on this god-awfully small map we get to play this mode on
>>166493760
Fuck you I'm fucking mad and my day has been shit already and this game just shat it up more. It's like it's ACTUALLY designed to piss you off.you're right though
>>166493931
So, you still haven't played it?
Capping a flag takes 3 seconds, Sombra get evaporated at the time.
Assuming she survived the turrets of course.
CTF bugged for anyone else?
I've been queueing for games for 20 minutes now, nothing.
>inb4ded game
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>166493990
>>166493951
I thought it had a more SMT feel to it.
>2 games in the last hour
>overwatch
>sold over 15 million copies last year
>devs forgot to buy server for this year
>>166494043
No it really isn't, it unnecessarily slows the game pace down for no better reason than being "hard core pros man XD"
>>166493805
>Name one team based game with classes where CTF works
WE COULD'VE BEEN THE FIRST, SENPAI, BUT THEY FUCKED IT UP ON PURPOSE
>>166492981
>>166493087
I never mind a good Widow on either side, but every single one I find is awful. My main issue with attack Widows is that they never get on the fucking point, even when it's no risk.
>People complaining about CTF not being balanced
Watch the fucking dev update video. It's not supposed to be 100% balanced and fair, it's an Arcade gamemode meant to just have some fun in. Stop being such cunts
HI WHERE ARE THE GAME?
>>166494117
Dead game.
>tfw got both of them in the same game
>>166493951
it's perfect
>See a trap
>Stop and start zapping it
>Suddenly I teleport straight into it and get trapped
Will the game ever stop amazing me with these stupid things?
>>166493318
Outside being able to cap the flag while yours is gone, none really.
Just people running into shit teams.
Even if the enemy tries to stall after a capture, with a coordinated push, you can easily take the flag.
This is quite literally the worst gamemode ever.
Mei definitely has the same model size, but she has more shape to her actual body, where her normal skins are mostly clothing. She's definitely thinner above the waste than on her normal skins, and that's not due to the belt she's wearing.
She's not thin nor fat, but definitely filled out in the right places.
>>166494117
Servers shoot themselves at the start of every event. Blizzard doesnt seem to care.
>Calling Heroes champions
How can one man be so handsome?
>>166493805
>classes
Lol team fortress 2 dumbass
Git fucking gud
>>166492115
>how do i reach these keeds
>>166494201
>Arcade gamemode
>Fun
They're never fun at all desu
Hold on a second.
You can see if an enemy has their ult now? WTF?
I see blue ult icons above enemy heroes now
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGH
MY HEART AND MY DICKKK
>>166494275
No one wanted her to be thin, it's more no one wanted her to be fucking obese
>>166494329
Is this literally the best skin in the game?
But what about the D.va upskirts?
>>166494197
>My main issue with attack Widows is that they never get on the fucking point, even when it's no risk.
I often take point A on Anubis by myself where I literally murder the entire enemy team and then grapple to the point while my team's lagging behind doing nothing.
And this is at fucking high plat/diamond ranks.
>>166494215
What the flying fuck, I went 3-0 in a game and didn't get the achievement.
This fucking game.
>>166494274
Definitely not worse than Mei's Snowball Offensive dude
This game is fuckin dead lmao
>Blunderwatch
>>166494334
>TF2
>CTF works
Lol
>>166494367
if sombra hacks them.
>>166492702
>shaving finally catching on in east asia
The future is bright, lads
>>166494287
Its perfectly understandable, today's peak is abnormal and paying for more servers is unreasonable. Tomorrow it all will go back to normal.
>>166494372
Yeah blizzalanced really dropped the ball with that one.
>>166493805
you mean like, TF2?
>>166494372
Where is this as a skin, Blizzard?
Ok. How do I refund this shitty p2w game?
>>166494079
take a nap, senpai. you'll be ok after that
>>166494420
>be GM
>queueing brawl with other top level bros
>play against masters diamonds and silver
lmfao
>>166494463
Fuck off jeff
>>166494287
ah ok. This is my first real event. I bought the game in the middle of winter wonderland
Is there a checklist yet?
>>166494367
a QoL improvement reserved for bronze players only
>>166494379
she never appeared obese, people just fucking retarded on this website. for some reason the men here have an extremely skewed idea of what constitutes obesity, you included apparently
Lucioball and Junkenstein's Revenge were so good. Why did they put in generic fps niche gametypes for the next two events?
>>166494403
Lmao
Did you actually think anybody would believe in your little fantasy?
Widow mains are even more braindead than I expected- no surprise there!
0/10 telling lies on the internet
@166494432
>thinking it doesn't work
b8 doesn't get you's if you're not gonna try to make it good at all
>>166493317
>ps4
Don't play Dva on antartica
>>166494509
>a game is pay to win because you have to buy it in order to earn your victory
contact blizzard and refund it, nobody wants you anyway
>>166494646
CTF needed its own map.
>ready to play all event getting chests for chances to get the Dva skin
>open free chest
>Dva lego skin
LOL
Helu where are teh server? :---DDD
>>166494575
apparently the file format or something was changed, so it'll take a bit longer for the checklist to come
DVA UPSKIT WHERE YOU ARE SLOW OWG I NEED FAPPING
roadhog still gets bullshit hooks
Dva gets melted like butter on a hot pan lol
>BOUGHT 20 LOOT BOXES
>NO DVA SKIN
>NO ZENYATTA SKIN
>>166494724Error while starting game, please try again
>>166494759
UHMMMM PTR IS NOT FOR FEEDBACK
@166494657
Oh, I just miss six engineers camping the small room with intel.Such a great and totally working mode
>>166494229
it's actually the other way around, the trap jumps at you and a chain connecting it to the ground reels you back in.
>>166494491
It's on Symmetra
>>166493341
A functional mode that DOES NOT feel like the game you are playing
What's the fucking point?
I play Overwatch for its heroes and their unique abilities
If you strip the abilities away what do you get? a TF2 variant with different skins?
So many bugs...
>>166494526
if you ever queued vs. 1 solo diamond and 5 solo silver/bronze fucktards, the diamond was me
my MMR must be abnormally high because the game keeps doing this to me
>get all gold medals possible
>MMR rises
>average MMR of teammates decreases as a result to compensate
>getting the medals gets easier and easier
>MMR reaches absurd levels
>teammates are now literal animals and the other team is a 6stack of GMs every time (just about, not literally)
I guess I should just start AFKing or something for a bunch of games? Help.
>>166493854
But they did.
Not only is CTF the best game mode in the game, it plays 1:1 like COD's CTF
>>166494750
stop
>>166494801
haha cuck
CTF is pure cancer.
Wew lad.
>contesting flag gets interrupted when damaged
>Zenyatta does not get damaged while ulting
Food for thought
>>166486074
There is no force in the universe that will stop me from getting that Rein skin.
>D.Va nerf is live
>Haven't noticed a difference
>>166494201
Hahahahaha, it's so fun playing against such skill intensive heroes like Torb and Symmetra xD
Unable to join queue at this time.
>tfw you finally get a game
Why does this event feel so stressful?
I thought events were fun
>>166495001
Haha its really fun being so bad at the game xD
>>166494647
I might've exaggerated a little. But only a little.
I very often get 3 solokills and then get on the point to cap on Anubis A while my team's lagging behind. Stay salty lmao.
>>166495001
Seriously, they just need to block off Sym/Torb from being picked.
This is coming from someone who mains Symmetra.
>level 270, still no junkrat emotes
>buy lounge
>next box, purple :o
>lounge
>>166495019
Servers are dead as always, go to sleep
>>166494990
there really isn't much of a difference.
People overreact every time the numbers are changed, even if they are as small as this one
>>166495001
If you really think it's that bad then don't play it, I don't care, just stop whining
Sombra is officially cancer now. I just got both of her big achievements in one round of a single game.
Hacking completely shuts people down. People can't do shit without their bitchass abilities.
>>166495105
Go fight a Roadhog. You'll see.
>>166494831
>I play Overwatch for its heroes and their unique abilities
which you could still use any time you are not the one player carrying the flag. also when you are carrying the flag you can still use any ability that isn't movement/invulnerability/invisibility. OH NO IT'S NOT OVERWATCH ANYMORE WAHHHH
>>166495105
League of Legends refugees always overreact to balance changes.
The retards fell for fucking placebo changes in their shit game after all
If they add CTF as a permanent mode I'm uninstalling
>>166495039
>and it's Justice Rains from Above random brawl
>alt+f4
>we immediately score
>our flag gets taken but is dropped
>entire team runs by it and the enemy caps it
>we get utterly destroyed from then on
I fucking hate this game mode so much holy shit.
>This new Road hook
Hahaha, reddit doesn't win this time.
>>166495080
No people need to stop being children and stop screaming shit like that when they lose a game or two
>>166491506
I´m sorry that you have such a shit toaster and 3rd world internet that you don't even want to see how your machine performs
>>166494990
but she is trash
never to be picked again
apparently
>>166494875
Someone told me that your hidden MMR is still affected by your quick play performance and I think they're right.
>almost get top 500 so I'm grinding comp games like crazy
>getting stuck as the highest player on my team against the other teams highest players who are almost always top 500
>after dropping 100 points I give up on the top 500 grind and just quick play for fun
>couple of days of just shitting about on whatever I feel like playing and losing a lot of QP games
>go do comp game and I get matched up with 2 top 500s on my team even though im the third highest ranked person in the match
>>166495204
Roadhog should've be able to counter her
too bad you won't see him because of people overreacting to his hook
>>166495239
agreed
>>166495105
It's really gonna affect people who loved to dash into enemy faces.
D.va really needed a nerf.Believe me or not, tank meta will take a serious hit with that. D.va shut down many heroes
>>166494819
>@
Get outta here Mr. Redditor
Did they change how you place turrets as Torb? Can't put it on stairs anymore seemingly
>>166495242
CTF will be a rotating competitive mode by 2018.
D.Va has white spats/ bloomers on under her skirtnice
>>166495046
after the box rewards reset, arcade's always #cutthroat
best time to play it desu
>>166494875
Matchmaking is not designed to pit you against players of equal skill, it is designed to give you a 50% winrate.
Players of equal skill is just one sometimes convenient way to do that.
>>166495046
Its because you, like most people who play overwatch, are a autistic faggot who takes event modes serious.
Every event goes far and beyond to show how fucking stupid the community is.
>draw
>draw
>draw
>draw
>draw
THANKS FOR THIS HIGHLY INTERACTIVE 2FORT SIMULATOR BLIZZARD
>>166495464
Can someone translate what this ESL dindu is trying to say?
I think its trying to speak English
>>166494957
doesn't work
@166495426
I'm not giving you any (yous) you triple nigger
>>166495434
Turrets have always only been allowed on certain stairs.
>>166484289
Mei is cute.
CUTE!
@166494819
Kek you gotta be bronze if you seriously can't deal with even that
>>166493017
>I like 13 Vietnamese boys
>>166494885
>spawnpoint is in dead space of map
>spawnpoint transition gives 0 visibility
>spawnpoint goes into flag space from CHOKEPOINTS
nigga, they did not
CTF tips:
Rein can hold his shield up when he caps to make turret defense useless.
Winston bubble works similarly.
Zarya can shield whoever's capping the flag so they can't be hurt, this works really well with a Winston bubble because the other team has to walk into it and you can bubble then.
Winning team fights is still the best way to take the flag don't just think you have to try and sneak it out.
The best way to sneak a cap is wait for the enemy team to push to your flag then do a 5v6 while genji or tracer go and cap with nobody else there.
>>166495218
so it's overwatch for everyone but me (assuming I'm carrying the flag - aka the whole point of the game)
And CTF is fucking shit cancer. Really, you need a fuckton of coordination to actually win or do something and majority of times people will just babysit their flag with Bastion, Symmetra and Torb. How am I supposed to do anything?
>Buy 24 boxes
>Get one legendary Chinese new years skin
>Everything else is voicelines, sprays and poses.
FUCKING BLIZZARD THIS IS THE LAST FUCKING TIME I EVER BUY BOXES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
>>166495080
You know who counters Symmettra?
Symmetra.
Her primary takes out turrets like a fire hose on a barbecue.
>>166495523
I believe it attempts to communicate that, in its opinion, the stress you experience is related to the abnormally high difficulty of the matches caused by the fact the loot box rewards have reset recently and is largely unrelated to the event itself.
How that relates to your original post is for the dindu alone to know.
>>166495997
i would pay season pass that just rewards new items from lootboxes
>>166495046
Because there's been 3 events before and now you're finally starting to realize you need to
grind like a cuck or spend like goy to get everything you want.
>>166487067
literally just make it Tracer only
>>166493317
a fun game with no meta and LOL/twitch babies involved
>>166497165
>literally just make it Soldier76 only
fix'd
>>166497380
>>166497165
pharah only
>>166495997
pretty sure they lowered the drop rates. i dont remember having such bad luck
>>166497380
>make it like that shitty brawl I keep getting in all brawls
yeah no, with Tracer it would be quicker cause of her mobility and burst damage also low health
>>166497562
The brawl only feels shitty because they buffed soldier's damage without making adjustments to his health pool in the brawl, making it unplayable for bronze players like yourself.
Tracer favors people with low ping/high framerate to the point where it wouldn't be fun at all.
>>166488906
I'm getting nothing but draws. "Fun"
>>166494215
same, roadhog is so good for this gamemode
I'm glad we get 3-4 free loot crates a week but the drawback is actually playing cancerous arcade modes. Good god.
>>166497463
Was thinking that too, it but wouldn't it make sense to have a higher drop rate. :/
>>166498394
No Limits and Mystery Heroes are great.
CTF is actually fun, and Torbjorn is actually useful in this mode. What a world.
>hook supposedly got nerfed
>guaranteed 'hooked target gets right in front of you' outweighs 'no more corner hooks' by a tone
>for the first time hook feels like it should feel
>mfw finally if I land the hook on an unbuffed non-tank I do get a deserved kill
>mfw Ana
>mfw Reaper
>mfw Lucio
As a wannabe Roadhog main, I say best patch so far. Which can't be far from true, all the changes seem good.
>>166499324
at least someone gets it
>>166488252
watermelon
>>166499324
>D.Va being overnerfed seems good
>inb4 some underage ban opinion about how you don't like D.Va so it's good she's bad XDDD
>relegated to pure supports by abysmal luck on mystery heroes
>rarely die because supports are meant to be layed by braindead retards and dying is 90% of the time your own fault
>can't do any better than plink away healthbars in a pinch and support
I wish CTF was better than shit so I could get these weekly boxes without suffering as much
Did Roadhog get a stealth damage boost?
He can easily oneshot anything below 400 health now...
>>166500257
CTF is great, you just need to git gud
>>166500175
She's by no means overnerfed. She feels way more ballanced now.
And I don't hold any prejudice towards Hana, so pls.
>>166501058
Flag right next to spawn
Can't pickup flag, have to wait for timer
Get hit timer resets
Its ok but it could be better
>>166491895
Chang'e. It's a reference to Chang'e. The lady who lives on the moon. She has a Chang'e skin.
>>166493149
THICC