Dota 2 General - /d2g/

>>>/pol/

hi

I haven't followed pro dota in a while. What's the pros using a lot? I've seen some pitlord :^) from EG, but i feel like it's a hero that they solely specialize.

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i want to hug her and kiss her and smell her hair and cuddle!

>>166480737
techies

>>166480737
Lycan seems legit

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Xth for BODY BUILDER PORRA!

>grant roasting the shit outta sumail & goodsniper
toppest of keks

>the hardest character in the game (Pudge) is also the only hero with a skillshot

Really makes you think about DotA's Skillcap

>>166480902
yeah i just wanna know what might be good right now since i wanna keep up with the meta and i don't really play that much.

>>166481259
>Clockwerk
Pudge isn't even the hardest hero in the game like i dunno i think i smell a newfag over here. hehe

>>166481310
actually, he's been removed from -cm along other heroes that got rewarderk

>>166481259
pudge is literally among the 10 easiest to play
>buy tranquils
>press w
>you are now the strongest fighting hero in the game

>give up and start feeding
>team still fights and prolongs the game for 30 minutes

do these people have nothing else to do?
you're not winning this. let it go and search for a game where you can win.
the only explanation for people to be so counterproductive is that they're retarded addicts that don't even care what they do as long it involves mindlessly pushing buttons.

wow babyknight is shit

>>166481673
I almost never give up but the last 4 games I have played are megaover by 14 min and I afk farm the enemy jungle until we lose

how to meepo

>>166481781
learn to press tab

>>166481673
There's always a way to win the game. You just need to be coordinated and stuff. It's not like the other team are robots or even pro players. They can get cocky and mess up too. Feeding and giving up will only just keep you in the shit mmr you're in and waiting for someone to carry you is pussyshit

>>166481259
>i can0t shoot you wit muh arrouh
t. shitpost
>>166481664
he said hook
>>166481781
his jungle has been nerfed, why no lycan love?

>Miracle isnt even that good
-d2g

how can this general keep on getting BTFO'd so hard

10:59 Arteezy: im Done
10:59 Arteezy: Im joining Horde moron

>>166481673
I always do it to piss off the feeders or people "who need to go". Abandon the game or shut the fuck up you shitstain.

>>166482041
>internationals won: 0

>>166482252

>There are 13 good players in this world

Good one

what the fuck was that pudge "play"

Why is bane getting no love this patch at all? Dude almost has a below 40& winrate at this point.

>>166482352
>only 13 people have won ti

well meme'd friend

>>166482181
>I always do it to piss off the feeders or people "who need to go"

Ehh. I kinda feed once in 5 minutes and that's it.
But keep fighting the good fight. I guess.

>>166482486
hes a big guy he can take it

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>sumail reported EE so he gets lpq

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Dotards?

What's the correct way of starting a fight against enigma/cm etc. You're in your base and the enemies have shadow demon + luna illusion spam meme and they are just sitting blink range beyond their team, waiting to counter-initiate. How do you win in this situation?

>>166482541

All TIs before TI4 are irrelevant so they don't count, and Shansheng and Banana aren't good.

Were you really so stupid that you couldn't figure this out by yourself?

only beta nu-male cucks play support

What a non event

>>166482786
clear the wave
Quickly smoke and wrap around
Find the nig and lynch him before the hole
glimmer/forcestaff the eclipse
This all depends on you not having a shit draft though

>>166482786
orchid enigma, he's useless

>>166482907
>>>/pol/

>>166482907
he said while begging for a lane support, tangoes and wards

>>166482786
depends on your heroes
one alternative is to smoke and wrap around with 2 or 3 heroes with stuns or initiators and try to get pickoffs.

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>>166482991

>>166480382
I don't think i've ever lost to Techies in 7.00 onwards despite being overall better than previous iterations

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>>166480382
fuken dogstains

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>tfw techies main

>>166482907
Decision making too hard for you?

My friends how do I use Earth Spirit's ultimate properly? I always feel like I'm doing it wrong

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>>166483621
I applaud you good sir
>tips bomb

>>166482834
im just glad you acknowledge that miracle isnt good

so alliance are back huh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OkdXtEWgFb8&feature=youtu.be
>This is a vid worthy play in LeL

>>166483650
the one thing u gotta know is that when magnetized enemies go near a remnant, they magnetize enemies near them as well (apart from refreshing the effect on themselves)
I usually roll in, stun, silence and try to magnetize at least two heroes. if they are all clumped up, those two usually end up magnetizing the rest of the team.Then just wait for the six seconds to be over, and refresh, and refresh, etc.

any interesting pro/semi-pro games played today?

>>166484089
Thanks my dude, I just started playing him so all advice is welcome.

when 7.02 with nerfs?

New player here. Recently switched from LoL to Dota 2.

What heroes allow me to pull off sick plays like this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHojxbrCTA4

>>166484323
chinese new year in like 4 days

theyll announce an event then that will take at least a week to get implemented with balance changes

>>166484448
a chinese new year battle pass*

>>166484398

this is quite the bait

>>166484398
don't do this again

>eat kebab from place down street
>tastes like angel grool it's so good
>stomach feels like shit
7.02 WHEN

come watch starladder_en, akke is about to lose all hope

>>166482786
I need some fast help, I randomed morphling and haven't played him in ages, how do I effectively use his morph ability during laning, farming and teamfights?

>>166485467
play support morph you dumb cunt

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I'm gonna marry sheepdick!

>>166485467
you just stay all agi all the time unless they can prevent you from morphing (aoe silences, hexes etc)

in the laning stage buy 4 branches circlet 2 tangos and morph all agi, if you are against some super strong dual lane and your support is some shakr or other retard then you might aswell go jungle

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I need to breed Auroth

>>166485581
We got an Omni, how do I use the morph ability during laning, farming and team fights?

>no orc hero
what the fuck

>>166485754
Jugornot

>>166485754
Aren't axe, warlock and disruptor orcs?

>>166484548
better sell all my shit I guess

>>166485717
that's a great combo isn't it? wave in with high agi, take damage but it's ok because healbomb while you morph str, 1k dmg minute 3

>>166485754
Aren't ogres a type of stupid orc?

>>166485816
not green orcs

>>166485754
in dota orcs are called oglodi and there are plenty of them

axe disruptor warlock naix prolly some others i dont remember

but in dota all orcs are super smart manlet wizards instead of brutes, axe is in his teenage rebelion stage and does his best conan impression but you can still see his true nature with lines like "good day sir"

>>166486021
Why do orcs gotta be green?

>>166486058
well that was a bad design decision

Why does Dota 2's lore not even exist?

It's just copypasta'd WC3 shit.

>>166486160
because lore is cringe shit

>>166486093
because orcs are green in warcraft, so I assume they were green in dota 1

>>166486160
After seeing the amateurs valve uses to write their comics, I'm glad the lore has died.

>>166486160
no one gives a shit about the lore

>>166486307
this

post modern doesn't fit dota 2 as it does tf2.

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Why do some heroes like Windranger have absolute garbage talents, where none of them are good, meanwhile other heroes like Omniknight, who are ALREADY ridiculous, have amazing talents start to finish? There's no way anyone who actually plays this game decides this kind of shit.

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>>166485636
IM GOING TO MARRY WINDRUNNER!

HOW DO WE SAVE DOTA?

>>166486651
we go out together

>be winning
>servers shit themselves
>poor network detected, no match recorded
YOU FAT FUCK OWE ME 25 MMR POINTS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>166486587
Windrunner can't complain when Troll Warlord's talents exist.
Like holy shit. Troll's talents are objectively worse than +20 stats. He was literally nerfed by talents existing.

>Stomping game as luna
>Everyone lagging as we about to take base at 22 mins
>Game is now safe to leave

How is Valve such a dogshit company.

>>166485636
>>166486613
you can't marry fictional characters

>>166486587
because the current talents are just placeholders for real talents

even icefrog cannot get 500 changes right in first try
really, i wouldnt be surprised if half of them got totally reworked

>>166487039
Sheepdick is a (real) person though

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>>166486160
writing something good would be too much work for valve
you'd need to hire some actual fantasy writers and shit
and there'd need to be some real effort
but nobody cares, it doesn't drive sales, so why bother

For valve you always have to think of it this way
>Would X raise profit for Valve by a considerable amount?
>If yes, it'll get implemented. If no, it doesn't have a chance unless Reddit posts about it endlessly for a couple weeks so Valve throw them a half assed bone

>>166486897
That the saddest fuckign shit too. It's not like he's a fuckign dominant hero right now. Give him some ACTUAL shit

Hell, it would be VERY easy to do a side based on his ranged form, another his melee.

Lvl 25 +7% bash for melee form. Fuckign Hire me valve i'll do better than icefraud

>>166486897
good. that hero deserves to be in the dumpster. troll pickers are always retarded, just like furion pickers.

>yet another run of the mill tournament for csgo
>500k viewers

>one of the biggest lans in dota 2 history
>10k viewers

explain this dotards

>>166487196
t. lost the manfight

>>166486916
>have an axe jungle
>lose all lanes against pudge, the single most OP hero in the patch
>game is now safe to leave
thank you based gaben

guys
guys
what if there were more than a literal handful of heroes played mid?

>>166487236
>starladder
>biggest lan
top kwerke

>>166487281
then they would get outlaned by those handful of heroes and be useless, more or less

there are some strong laners that just dont use the gold/exp right, for example bane, the only way to lose mid as bane is vs brood or some shit but then you have a mid bane aka shit

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>>166487236
>explain this dotards
the moba bubble has popped

Techies still trash?

>>166487236
>500k viewers


didn't mlg Columbus get like double, or even triple, this last year?

Are all of valves games dying hard now?

>>166487423
yeah that's the issue
we need more AP carries

/our/ guys horde are doing it btw

How do I get fonts working in Ubuntu guys, Steam looks fugly.

>>166487529
why do you always use the graphs instead of the actual static numbers literally beneath them? This graph is legitimately fucking autism, are you just too simple to actually engage your brain?

what if dream coil did damage to illusions without latching onto them. that way puck could be an anti illu hero by showing which PL/CK/whatever is real

>>166487529
No new hatpass.

>>166487710
what if you could latch onto my dick

>>166487529
>le bubble has le popped meme from le 2014

Did you really just wait 3 years to post this shit? You have no idea what a 'bubble' is, do you?

Okay you little shitstains, how the fuck do I build Dark Seer?

Like what items are actually good?
My team was so upset I didn't buy mek first for some reason.

LD is so fucking OP

>>166487670
wew there are static numbers right there in in the image
i think you need some help my man

r8 my superfluous changes
Troll Warlord talent tree changes
+30 damage (10) +10 strength
+50 MS (15) +50 AS
+8 armor (20) +15 magic resist
Max fervor stacks x2 (25) Attack speed cap removed when battle trance is active


Troll Warlord aghanims: Bonus attack speed increased by 40 at all levels. While battle trance is active, all allied heroes gain berserker's rage and fervor and are taunted on the nearest enemy unit prioritizing heroes.

>>166487874
> a single value is enough info

How are you lacking in self awareness this much? How the fuck are you supposed to analyze anything with this?

>decide to try cs:gp
>hurr you have to wait 20 hours to get appointed to your skill level

are you fucking kidding me.
i play like 5 games and now i have to wait 20 hours?
the fuck is this

>>166487892
c9 v [H] has predictably turned into a 5v5 mid slug fest at about 2 kills a minute

>>166488138
No idea how the game is getting players again, it's so fucking bad it's almost worse than dota

>>166488231
overwatch is dying hard now so everyone is going back to cs go

blizzard is trying to pump out content but everything is fucking shit. Game is gonna be dead by the end of the year.

Anyone play with Linux?

Is DOTA 2 better with Wine or natively?

csgo is actually so fucking boring, same shit every game i dont know how people play it for years endlessly

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>>166488095
There's more than a single value.
Why are you throwing this baby tantrum? Did you break your glasses or something?

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I saw Mira at a local shop the other day. Should I have said hi?
You think she would be impressed with my big 6k benis?

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Dota
>Developed by Valve for 8 years
>Balance patches have always made some aspect of the game worse
>The MMR you gain after a match isn't affected by your performance unless you're calibrating
>Abandoning just gives you a normal MMR loss and sends you to LPQ, one of the most broken punishment systems in existence
>As a result many games are lost by retards intentionally throwing it to end the match quicker
>If someone abandons the same amount of MMR is at stake for both teams, even the one playing 4v5
>The compensation advantage granted from an abandoner is miniscule
>Players with high MMRs regularly play with significantly worse teammates and opponents
>Party queue is completely pointless because MMR is entirely seperated
>Soloqueue does not exist aside from 4-stacks being banned in ranked and a preference for 5-stacks to only play against other stacks, a player can be put solo into a game where everyone else is in a stack, even in ranked

Splatoon
>Developed by Nintendo for 3 years (counting pre-release work)
>Every balance patch made the game objectively better in every way
>The MMR you gain after a match is adjusted based on *your* performance
>Abandoning a match gives you the maximum MMR loss possible for a match, and an extremely short ban from online
>As a result almost nobody abandons or gives up because they know their MMR is always at stake
>Meanwhile your teammates will lose less MMR if they lose, depending on how long they played 3v4
>Additionally, a teammate abandoning gives a notable, but not significant, advantage, allowing the team without a player to keep fighting back
>Players at the highest ranks only play against each other
>The highest ranks can only be obtained playing solo, but otherwise solo and party rank is shared, letting players comfortably enjoy both modes without causing out-of-control boosting
>True soloqueue, parties will never play with or against solos, even 2-stacks are seperated from 4-stacks

>>166488907
Dota
>PC MASTER RACE
Splatoon
>Kiddie nintendo shit

>>166487236
We're quickly following the path of Starcraft II. Prepare youraelf for eternal disappointment

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i dislike C9 more than any other team but watching them getting rammed like this is just sad, it really makes me think that even pros arent motivated to play this game anymore

i genuinely feel bad for pro players on C9, i dont have a picture for these feels

>>166488907
Yeah def remember all the million dollar splatoon tourneys

>>166488907
splatoon cant even max a thread in 2 days

why would I ever want to play a deader gaem

>>166489506
the pro players on c9 are shit

>>166489506

their cores are just insanely fucking bad and shouldnt be on a "pro" team

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>>166489424
Then why does one of them (Splatoon) have a competent dev team that managed to balance their game for every skill level, while the other (Dota 2) has one that's on a Hawaii vacation 300 days a year?

Really turns the brain crank when even a literal dead game for children had better development than Dota.

>>166489673
https://dotesports.com/general/splatoon-esports-tournament-1-million-2277

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>>166488907
>want to play splatoon 2
>lol xd pay for nintendo online
yea that shits going to be dead as shit in two months

daily reminder that gabe "fat jew" newell confirmed that at any time there's only 20-30 people actually working on dota

>>166489939
I forgot to add that to the list
>Sequel naturally filters out shitskins and animneets

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>>166490058
>20-30
we both know thats Valve Code for 2-3

>>166490058

ur retarded

dota was developed by 1 (one) man for +5 years and you must think that was the golden age

so by your logic 20-30 must be incredible, or it should be reduced back to only 1

>>166490197
TF2's dev team is literally 3 people, and Driller is the only guy actually in contact with the rest of Valve (even then they seem to distance themselves from him). I refuse to believe Dota has the same dev team size as the only game managed less competently.

>>166490161
Thanks now I know you're delusional and shitposting
Just a 60 dollar pricetag naturally filters out undesirables. A 60 dollar pricetag + monthly fee filters out almost everyone

>>166490310
>>166490352
the reason why the game isn't amanged competently is valves "no due date" policy

it doesn't matter how long it takes for something to be done (remember what arcana won?) as long as its done, because you didn't promise a ETA of when it'll be released :^)

valve is a lazy ass company.

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DOTARDS

I had a dream that I fell asleep in the Walmart parking lot and when i woke up I was in prison and my friend was there and everyone was trying to beat him up so I helped him and there was a big brawl but then I saw Merlini with a violin and I was like "oh shit nigga, I always wanted to play a violin" so I did a flying clothesline and knocked him down and then grabbed his legs and spun him into the wall and grabbed the violin only to find that it was a cheap piece of crap that was made in prison and also left handed but I played it anyways and there was a cutie with frizzy hair that also had a real violin and she played with me for a while and then Merlini woke up and she said that she was giving the violin to me because he wasn't playing it enough.

What does it all mean?

sometimes I imagine myself producing an astral form and then talking to it like ET or a clone like arc warden. I suppose. Do you ever talk to people like that?

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>>166490058
How shit at Valve works is that people can work on pretty much anything they want, and there is no due date. Sure there may be 20-30 people signed onto Dota 2 to """work""" on it, but how many people are actually working on it day to day? You can tell by the amount and quality of the content. It took over a month to implement the most popular UI fix some guy on reddit designed in the first week.

>>166488483
I used to last year. It worked fine

>>166490801
Having a one way conversation with people in my head is basically how my thought process works.

I also like to explain how to do things to imaginary people while I do them.

>>166490805
I bet they browse reddit once a month and implement the thing with the most upvotes and that's it

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>>166490475
TF2 used the "no due date" policy so hard people got up in arms about how there were content droughts spanning years. The TF2 team started to set deadlines only to miss them. The most recent comic issue (i.e. not gameplay) was rescheduled twice and still missed the deadline. When content finally does arrive it's a complete joke (see: Crit-a-Cola "nerf").

>>166491075
do you think normies do that too?

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>>166490575

It means that you're autistic. Also, in your latent consciousness you secretly want to fuck Merlini. The violin is actually his dick.

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>>166490475
I don't know why Valve delude themselves thinking they're still a video game development company.
Just drop out completely, focus completely on networking and management. Don't joke yourself, don't tease your fan base. Just stop, please

>>166490474
>NEETs think they're the entire world
Fired ceramics in action

>>166491327
I assume most people who are highly introverted do it or something similar so there must be some normies out there that do it.

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>>166490575
>that was made in prison and also left handed

what the actual fuck does being left handed have to do with playing a violin? anyone who has ever learned to play the instrument (even self-taught) knows damn well to play it right-handed no matter what

i know you are a pleb with zero knowledge as far as music is concerned but im genuinely triggered by this

nobody will play dota in 2025 screencap this.
The death will be exponential

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>>166491405
Name a single successful multiplayer focused game made in the past 7 years that stayed alive more than half a year with a full retail price and monthly fee.

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>>166491586
The chin rest was on the wrong side of the instrument so it was left handed.

>>166491763
world of warcraft which literally multiple millions are playing to this day. Basically the online fantasy version of real life

>>166491403
can you imagine

back when valve released games like counter strike, day of defeat, half-life etc i bet plenty of people fantasized about working there working on the next counter strike or half life

now

what's there to fantasize about? when was the last time they even produced a new game?

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>>166491763
Overbotch and CS:Slow

...or are you arguing that Nintendo Online is only for Splatoon and people will attach that value to it?

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>Clown 9 DotA
They're back boys

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>>166491926
>>166491978
>people who complain about shitskins are the same shitskins who can't read english
e p i c

Is Sniper actually GoodSniper?

>>166492310
There can only be 1

Others get PEEPED

>>166492074
WoW used to have a physical disc you had to install at full launch price before paying the monthly fee. It wasn't until recently you didn't have to buy the game. I know it's tough remembering this given how you were born in 2004, but it happened.

>>166492074
>Overwatch and CS:GO don't have fees
>When they're both constantly pushing content locked behind a paywall

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>>166492774
>still can't read

>>166492310
Nah, Horde is just dog shit.

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>>166491910
did you read anything that i wrote? pls tell me your shitposting you can't be this dumb

EVERYONE who is right or left-handed and learns to play the violin at all learns to hold the bow with their right hand NO MATTER WHAT

you either learn to play violin right-handed or not at all

the chin rest would never be on the wrong side, violins are never made like this because everyone plays them right-handed

plus you don't even need the damn chin rest to play the instrument so idk how anything would stop you from playing a violin because theres literally only one way to do it

>>166492883
>Purposefully excluding the argument that would contradict your point for no reason other than "it's old"

>>166492919

I thought they were GoodAlliance? If they aren't, who is?

>>166493081
WoW and EVE were phenomenons that cannot be reproduced in this day and age anymore, so yes its obvious to exclude them.
Feel free to prove me wrong though. 7 years sure is a long time. Plenty of games have come out

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There aren't many moments, when you say that all hope was lost right then but this time you can.
The moment I saw dota nosediving was when they released source 2. That's when all the bugs fixing and years of improvements were replaced with shit performance, aesthetics and game play. The game fucking nosedived after that and it hasn't hit the ground yet but it will soon. It hasn't felt like dota in years. source 1 actually felt fantasy based. This sleek nu-male edgy source 2 and UI are totally incompatible with the games roots. It feels like some abomination of mixed timelines, universes and alternate realities and even a schizophrenic would feel confused if he saw this.

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>>166493184
does this look like goodAnything to you

>Going through bookmarks
>Found this http://freetexthost.com/x121apds21

Man I remember when everyone was shit at this game half this information was relevant.

>>166493438
nobody cares

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Haven't played since the patch came out.

What do I need to look out for?

When will DC v. NP happen

>>166493480
>going through bookmarks
>still have a copy of Bruno's resume
why the fuck do i have this

>>166493480
this will always be relevant though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOmcaqEqyYo&list=PL5A258C5A549BABD3&index=17

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>>166493035
Like I said, "cheap piece of crap that was made in prison."

Also there are left handed violins that you can buy them so obviously your knowledge is outdated.

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>>166493457
goodSynderyn stack

>>166493519
run and don't look back. This game is an abomination now. There's literally cancer in the code.

Guys

GUYS

What if...

What IF

Valve made an Online Card Game based on Dota 2? Or an Online Card Game that featured all their game IPs (TF2, L4D, HalfLife, Dota 2, CounterStrike)?

It could be the Dota of online card games and could sell megabucks

>>166493573
post it
i want to see how pathetic i am compared to him

>>166493519
A bunch of retarded 5% evasion talents that ruin the game.

>>166493283
CS:GO and Overwatch possess recurring fees in the form of content locked behind paywalls, which is a similar level of optional to the online functionality of Splatoon. This isn't including how Nintendo Online is shared across multiple games and as a result isn't directly attached to Splatoon.

>>166493598
stop talking about your fucking dream. None of it happened. WHY ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT SOMETHING THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN AND ISN'T REAL?

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https://www.twitch
.tv/dotastarladder_en2

DC vs. NP get in here

>>166493519
At first they released a patch that made it so matchmaking tried to pair you with people who were nearby you. This meant that USE was finally for the first time in over 7 years bearable to play on. Every single match had people that spoke english, and you were usually against a team of shitskins all screeching at eachother because it paired them together as well.

It literally lasted about 4 days before valve "modified the system" and basically undid the whole thing. Probably because autistic russians and south americans were complaining that they'd actually have to play with their own kind even when queuing on american servers.

So basically Valve literally removed the one thing every single person wanted since day one back to what it was like before (A horrible mess)

Ooh and there are talents now or something I donno

>>166493630
I forgot to add Portal into the mix

>>166493594
>Purge will never cast a pub again

All I want is to laugh at shitters.

>>166493735
because the other guy keeps replying you fucking cuck

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>>166491763
>>166492074
>>166492883

im not either of the 2 other reply guys but yeah World of Warcraft was and is:
-a successful multiplayer focused game
-made in the past 7 years
-stayed alive for more than half a year
-with full retail price and monthly fees (subscriptions)

>>166493283
backpedaling this hard because several people in here proved you wrong

get over it dude you got BTFO on an online argument by (several guys) its alright im sure with how dumb you are it happens all the time and you are used to it by now

and just to prove you wrong even further:
-Lord of the Rings Online

seriously stop oosting you are embarassing urself at this point

How are you supposed to deal with Late Game MK and his OOGA BOOGA ult?

It takes up half the fucking screen and there's just nothing you can do about it.

>no nuclear explosion hero
why no hero of mass destruction?

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>>166493594
I forgot how Purge was so much more enthusiastic. I wonder when exactly playing DotA caused him to die inside.

>>166493753
I had peru in every match playing USEast even while region """lock""" was on

the whole thing was a placebo

>>166493853
Force staff him out, force staff your allies out, walrus kick him out, stand still so you get hit by less monkeys.

gyro they fucking lost dc are cucks for picking gyro.
I bet it feels good to be BTFO by EE's anime stack.
Why do you think these fucking bad pros lose to EE on purpose?
Anyone with half a brain would never lose to EE. How did EE even get through the boston qualifiers? NA is surely full of """people""" that would wreck EE in a fair fucking match. Seriously this esports is fucked when EE is winning games

>>166493842
wow wasn't made in the past 7 years though
not the first guy and i don't know what your retarded argument was about but the only games that can get away with retail + monthly fees are mmorpgs

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>c9 carry venge

Good taste tobi honest

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>>166494057
>unironically recommending people to not only play tusk in 7.00 but to buy aghs on him to counter monkey king

>n0farm is the european EE
>anal is the aussie chink EE
>s4 is the swedish EE
>EE is literally badEE

>>166493842
>wow was made in the past 7 years
tiago how fucked is your sleeping schedule? i think you need more sleep

>>166484089
no you should magnetize before dropping extra remnant, to spread silence on other magnetized targets

moomeander is a shitstain piece of trash that has no business being relevant can they kick this faggot and grab ixmike or some shit?

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>>166494260
EE being dumpstered in lane be w33 right now

>>166493919
I once had the idea for a unique hero pre-7.00

Basically he would play pretty much like a ranged creep. He wouldn't have any skills except for getting the normal attribute growth per level and getting to pick stats at the appropriate levels.

But if you managed to get him to level 25, you get access to his Ult. What his ult basically does is, if you can pay the high mana cost AND gold cost, he jumps into the air and kamikaze divebombs into the enemy Ancient and blows it up, winning you the game instantly.

I called him Minola

>>166494394
How is he still relevant?
people literally consider NP a tier 1 team. How is that right?

>>166494394
link?

>>166494395
What does his aghs do?

how do you lose mid as an alch to a leshrek

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>>166494547
https://www.twitch
.tv/dotastarladder_en2

>>166494587
be the canadian choke artist chink

>monkey king
i actually really hate this hero

>jumps around trees all game instead of farming/gankjng/fighting
>uses decoy and stand in the middle of the lane
>uses stun to farm
>ults just before death
>buys vanguard/blademail instead of echo/basher

i want mk pickers to get HepC, they already eat shit constantly

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>>166494134

-Star Wars The Old Republic (2011)
-Guild Wars 2 (2012)
i was replying to the 1st guy HE WAS THE ONE SAYING that MMORPGs should be excluded which yeah is a retarded argument

there 2 more games that prove the 1st poster is in fact a complete fucking idiot that got BTFO in this thread, if you are still here you can stop posting and save urself or keep getting humiliated

>>166494134
im not tiago and idk who the fk that is really but stop trying to change the subject you got rekt deal with it

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>Wow 500 health no bkb range druid is OP

JUST

BUY

BLADEMAIL

>>166494623
thanks lad
is this Bo1?

>>166494664
yea he is annoying as fuck in lane but is shit late game. he is also trash against a good team cuz they will just 5 man and not get jumped on

Only EE can be bad with broken Druid

>>166494824
I think these slavladder qualis are 2 game series round robin

I just realized that EG almost always grab a hero that has a huge teamfight ult like blackhole or darkseer wall in the games they win. This ensures that they can always come back with one teamfight doesn't it? that's really smart

>>166494563
Well, now that you ask, I'm thinking it just gives him extra stats per level and per stat pick from the point he bought the Aghs

OR

he gets a normal skillset 4 regular skills + a normal ult and all the skillpoints he would have gotten by the point he got his aghs and onwards, but this completely removes and blocks access to his level 25 Ult

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>>166488829
https://twitter.com/EpheyDota/status/780488637104349184
You literally have no chance

>>166494895
druid isn't broken

>>166494979
it's quite interesting how a slut like her knows about 4chan

>>166494952
pretty much. the comeback meme is real and teams tend to overextend when they are in the lead

>>166491763
Call of Duty MWR on xbone

>>166495127
universe is like their failsafe guy. He blows his ult when ever EG are in trouble. The games that they don't get the huge teamfight ults, it's usually certain cheese pocketstrats like memepush.

>>166494979
Sounds like typical tsundere to me, lad. She badly wants that bad boy 4channarian cock.

>>166494928
those casters are fucking awful
also is misery trying to humiliate EE by picking the worst heroes in the game?
>leshrek
>gyro
>jakiro
>rubick

>>166495431
who needs good heroes when you're deathballing?

>>166495431
ccnc knows what he's talking about at least

he's also kinda cute

>>166495548
yeah you're right i'm nitpicking
this is much much much better than the LD budget squad

>>166495548
I can't deny that and I'm not even gay.

>>166495431
this game is why Lonedruid is balanced. Look at that free 300 gold

friendly reminder that all you need to do to fuck ephey is to:
1. reach 5k-6k
2. join circlejerky na inhouse league, any of the relevant ones
3. get put on a tier 3 """"pro"""" team
4. ephey will slob on your knob without you even asking at this point

>>166495673
But the Cloud 9 game is full on clown doto.

>>166495431
>Jakiro
>Rubick
>Bad

I'm sorry to say, but your opinion is flawed beyond recovery

>>166495715
What if you're a disgusting fat slob like the majority of people in this thread?

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>>166495730
DC and NP are tier 1 though so im watching them.

>>166495431
ccnc good enough for a mid afternoon starladder match but this guy is just bad. just repeating himself and shit

>>166495857
Working out is literally easier than MMR climbing on USE. You'll be fine.
Not to mention, that 3 of the """"pros"""" ephey has fucked are fat slobs themselves.

>>166495886
fair enough. I'm in it for the entertainment.

good sniper doing work

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>>166495886
>NP
>Tier 1

>>166485636
Who?

Stop posting your internet gay friend on /d2g/ or face my wrath!

>>166494979
whats her problem?

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>>166495857
grab her by the pussy and you can do anything

>>166495715
she's used goods though

>>166496000
no that was mss and blackhole. This is why you pick enigma.

?????
what the fuck
they see 5
and then yolo ??

is it day9 and purge today or tomorrow?

>>166496113
Sheepdick is the hottest girl the UK has to offer.
ie a hard 7 in the rest of the world

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>>166496131
>i have urges baby

>>166496131
>potentially harmful
huh? isn't she from the religion of peace?
why would anyone from this wonderful culture harm her for that?

>>166495082
literally every idiot knows about 4chan by now, fucking normies on facebook steal our memes every day

>>166496305
>my culture
It's not her culture when she fucks 3 "pros". She's integrated now

>>166496131
Wew she must have been the most awkward teenager ever to be this absolute mindfucked at her age.

>>166496270
She's a fucking dyke

>>166496406
that's normal these days innit?

>DC losing to NP

jesus fucking christ

>>166496270
WHO?

Gay men aren't girls

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ANIME
WILL
NEVER
___?___

why do slavs keep picking gyro and doing the same build every game

Why is there no ghost sceptors here?

>>166496405
>she's integrated
>my culture
woah

>>166496583
remember west virginia?

>>166496131
Lol who is this guy? Just some rando nerd fan?

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>envy gets dumpstered in lane
>autistically clicks jungle creeps for 15 minutes
>wins

>>166496545

>5 americans > 4yuros+american

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>>166496508
She'll fall in the love with the cute anime girl that exists in mai kokoro~

dc is all magic damage
and they just sit around doing fuck all
with no veil

As-salaamu aleikum!

Reminder, that if you aren't an acolyte or paying the Jizya then you will be forced to leave this board peacefully. Clan_Iraq is the meta forger and this is a board of peace.

>>166496689
>EE is 10k ahead in net worth
>3x kill streak
>only gives 481 gold when he dies

MSS walked up to right click a hero that was Wyvern ulted
Then got Envy killed while he ran away

based brown mmr assassins

No idea why these fucking retards STILL do the same build on gyro though, why MKB retards

>>166496924
what is the gyro build

Reminder that the last time Gyro was relevant was playing him as a magic nuker

>Radiance Underlord

g a r e na a

>>166497047
Max rocket zoning support insane mango build gyro is the clan_iraq approved build.

>>166497054
gyro has a power spike at lvl 11-12, just deathball and memepush to victory

>resolution... trying to jebait the.. envy
this guy needs to get shot

>>166497079
>hello your uber is here and on fire

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>people being triggered by ccnc's pronunciation of gyro

Can anyone give me a quick rundown the new druid build?

>>166497258
>folded greek flatbread pastry for meat delivery
>gyro

>>166497319
sniper

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>>166496632
this is what a muslim looks like

>>166497319
build him exactly like sniper, and get his ranged damage talent at level 10.

>Overwatch, League of Legends and Heroes of the Storm get sweet new Chinese New Year events
>Dota gets nothing

Why does Valve hate their most popular game?

>>166497503
Some chests.

Maybe a water spirit hint.

>>166497503
we will

we'll get a chinese new year battlepass for the low low price of 8.99

how bad do you have to be to lose to rEEtard?

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>>166497258
>post TI DC
What the fuck went wrong bros?

>>166497701
moon me and her

>>166497679
jakiro, gyro, rubick, leshrek level bad

who is ephey?

>>166497798
rubick was a good pick with the enigma in the game

but yeah the rest were shit

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>NP beating DC

So this is the power of Bone7 coaching

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I fucking hate it when teams draft shit and play like shit and make envy look good FUCK

>>166497881
who is bone7 coaching?
thought it was bulba

>>166497917
>john connor escaped again
>sad.pepe

it's time to sell that bloodstone and buy a new one

gyrocopter has literally a 42% win rate or lower at all levels of play.

Another Bloodstone that does absolutely nothing.

>>166498173
This is hubris from Misery "oh NP are so shit I'll draft joke shit and let them have LD and still win"

why the FUCK doesn't this pitlord have a ghost sceptor or blademail?

>RUBICK
No bigger signal for "I have a game to lose" than this hero.

Tinker, Legion and Ember Spirit all look winners in comparison

>"ld is the most op hero this match" - me a week ago
>"no hes not ur shit" - dotards

mmk, enjoy ur free haste free ac free sniper free kill mid hero xd

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>w33 almost dying to EE's Blademail

sylla is broken as fuck

>>166498173
yea that hero is actually terrible. he requires a bkb so early and falls off hard

?????

wat the fuck is this gyro build
why didn't he buy a stanic
Why does he have mkb against no evasion
Why is he right clicking a blademail'd alch

>30k networth gyrocopter
>does nothing
he's barely a carry anymore

>>166498409
git gud
i
t

g
u
d

>>166498409
>ember spirit
>tinker
>as bad as lc

you haven't checked out win rates in a while have you

https://www.dotabuff.com/heroes/meta

both ember and tinker have 50%+ win rates at 5k.

>>166498328
i think they just didn't give a fuck
i mean radiance AU?

>>166498485
>don't buy lifesteal
>rightclick a blademail
>die to LD who has free damaga + free attack speed + free movespeed

how to fix lone druid

>make bairs ms shit
>make druids stats shit
>remove +200 range shit
>remove + free damage

How to fix lone druid: Give better fucking talents to the bad heros, and stop the power creep

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>>166498924
>remove the hero from the game
no

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>>166499008
>Suggest power creeping.
>Stop the power creep.

DC must be the worst good team ever

what if necrophos lvl25 talents
>+30 second scythe respawn time increase
or
>+1.2% heartstopper aura

>>166499008
ld was a bad hero before talents were introduced

>pick Gyro
>pick Leshrac
>Lose

?????

Our boy gorgc won

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Now you hold on there just a gosh darn diddly second there friend, are you possibly telling me that this picture (picture to or above) right here is quite possibly a reference to JoJo's Bizarre Adventure?!!?

>>166499229
wow this meme passed the unfunny barrier pretty quickly

>>166499229
Wrong.

It's clearly John Cena's "You can't see me".

Which kinda makes sense for a hero like PA.

>>166499178
>noone buys a veil
>they never even ATTEMPT pushing or teamfighting
>relentless feeds split pushing
>Jakiro goes the "WE FUCKING LOST" q/e skill build
>Buys a midas
>Gyro buys the same items that they've lost games for years with
>Noone has a ghost sceptor

They could easily have won

>>166499383

Jakiro had an eblade

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https://youtu.be/_8sZinHaAKA

NEW VID BOYS

>>166499318
Can you give me a quick rundown on this meme?

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lvl10: >4 armor or +30 damage
lvl15: >15 movement speed or 30 attack speed
lvl20: >-4 acid spray or +8 all stats
lvl25: >can share moon shard with allies or buyback cooldown duration reduced by 50%

y/y?

Sup dotards Valve employe here

Balance patch is dropping after the DC vs NP series

You have been warned

>>166497960
Bone7 was announced to be NP's new team coach today.

>>166499662
Yea that's a real useful item and certainly won them the game

>>166499714
jojo got popular and gained irritating normie fanbase who try and insert jojo into every thread on every board. people took the piss out of this by saying "wow is that a jojo reference" to things that obviously weren't jojo related at all. fanbase misses the joke and spams "lol is that a jojo reference?" even more than they used to. end meme.

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>>166499825
Sup Dotards, Valve employee here.

Sheevers pussy pics will be dropping after the DC vs NP series.

You have been warned.

what if alch aghs would also allow him to share moon shards (if he has aghs in inventory as a buff)?