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>Old Thread
>>166416686
>>166472281
nth for NBK
first for ourguys kennyass
kennyS is a handsome motherfucker
4nd for hobbit
godsent is shit
Schneider has never been good. Most overrated Swedish player.
Reminder to flush(a) yourself
Pronax > Znajder
Happy hax
>there are people in this very thread that are dumb enough to open cases
when they called it the french shuffle, did they just mean envyus would start blatantly cheating with no remorse?
>>166472351
first is automatically claimed for anime you dumbo
You told me KennyS was washed up.
wtf GOtards?
>godsent
new thread new picture
>there are people in this very thread that are dumb enough to not open souvenir cases
>>166472428
>anime
>so shit they have to make up rules to not get enternally BTFO
lmaoing at your life
>>166472395
I've only opened two cases, one was a MW hyperbeast awp and the other was a MW neon revolution.
I don't have a problem with opening cases. Somebody has to do that shit or else pros wouldn't have any fancy marble fade skins to buy for extra skills.
>>166472395
Gotards?
>>166472376
qt. If he lost some weight and did hormones for a bit he'd make a cute trap.
>>166472494
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vifYelSTlMo
>>166472458
Do you play with a sens of 5000?
>>166472530
congrats, you're rich
>>166472458
>tfw have one 144hz and one 60hz monitor
>can't watch videos on my 60hz one because it locks the framerate of my other monitor
>>166472560
No, I have a mousemat that I am waiting for it to dry today.
It's much larger.
>>166472530
damn that's sexy
>>166472457
What is happening to this guy?
What are those stuff they're squeezing during pauses?
Some form of stress relief?
>>166472682
adderal
that pistol round was so blatant
>>166472624
>>166472682
hot bags to keep hands warm
>>166472682
sweat-away magic pads
>>166472664
Muscle cramps likely from dehydration.
>>166472664
dehydration iirc
Gambit vs. Virtus
Who do I bet on? Thinking Gambit.
flusha and jw just want to go to fnatic.
>>166472832
virtus pro
uhh /magog/
pige was supposed to save my skines
>>166472897
Lekro is good but zjad needs to fuck off
God pyth?
>>166472747
not as good
>16 - 4 (four)
i will never trust jw again
Kenny cheating like a motherfucker
who's the fatass behind godsent
and what's up with all these coaches being fat as fvck seriously
>>166472832
>not going all in on our guys
>>166473006
16-3(three) mate
>Homesent
JUST
lmao fuck off jw scrubby shit.
>>166473023
Clips?
>>166473037
rdl
>>166472976
?
srsly tho, that guy from the previous thread wanted us to buy stardew valley and rocket league DLC
wherever you are sir, please get a clue.
>>166473045
Sorry, typo
>>166473037
Coaches = players who became too fat to sit in a chair anymore
>>166473124
Oh sorry, I forgot everyone here only plays CS every single day of their lives.
>>166473037
Stupid question.
>CSGO coaches
>don't participate in sports
>fat
>CSGO players
>participate in sports
>fit
>>166473023
envyus was pretty blatant that game.
I guess they thought yesterday was too close for their comfort.
>All CSGO players have these cringey sleeve tats.
>>166473124
When you coach you no longer need to be in peek physical form
>>166472957
snajder seriously needs to go and maybe they can salvage this but not sure if flusha can buy them enough time
>>166473124
>he doesn't like stardew valley because it's popular
How's highschool?
Who is this? I want to sex her.
If Godsent are knocked out I'll kys myself.
>>166473124
He's still in there, being a faggot.
>>166473124
there isnt bigger cancer than 3rd worlders who only play csgo
>>166472935
>>166473041
Ehhhh, my gut is telling me virtus buy the stats are telling me gambit. And stats don't lie. Convince me anons, please.
>>166473112
nah, gimme autoshotty fallout warning
>>166473263
>implying i'm not in both
are you that new?
lmfao
Pige is broken.
>jw crying
Ouch
:-(
>fake tears before crawling back to olof
lmao fuck off.
ourpige crying
please make webm of crying piggy
>>166473276
>stats
gambit won against godsent and north which are shit teams as you can see
go with the plow and send me 5% of your winnings
>>166473404
>>166473241
this triggers me
jw just kys
>>166473258
>>166473370
>run out of arguments
>your a highschool kid
>you're a newfag
go back to your home
>>166473260
>godsent lose
>sk will suddenly start playing way better somehow and beat navi
>meme muscle man's teammates will cheat and carry him over gambit
what does ADR mean?
tears of joy because finally he is free of these fucking scrubs
>>166473435
pige boy pls you still have a game to play
>north vs Hellraisers
when is s1mple god playing FFS
seeing this fat fuck crying made my day already
>>166473548
nothing
Sorry to interrupt, but I have about 25$ left over from selling my dota 2 skins (didn't even know I had any worth anything) and want to buy some stuff. I used to buy stuff I liked, even if it was skins of 0.03$ but now I want to get one or two worth something. What are some general tips on what to buy?
I want to avoid buying stuff that will rapidly drop in price. Should I avoid stuff from new cases? From cases from 2016?
when you nut
>>166473254
Train collection best collection
>>166473548
average dude rekage
>>166473601
I only want to see favelas tears.
>>166473548
Average damage per round
>>166473528
Kek, you know it's true you little faggot. Who the fuck actually thinks stardew valley is a shit game? You might not like the type of game it is, you might not enjoy the genre at all, but the game itself is technically impressive and is obviously well liked going by sales and reviews.
It single handedly revived the harvest moon genre of games, and it was written by a SINGLE guy over 5+ years.
>>166473548
average dick requests
>>166472458
hello
kys
>>166473548
Automatic Dialogue Replacement
>>166473548
Awesome dick rider
>>166473124
>not recognizing rocket league is a superior competitive game to CSGO
no need to buy dlc for it tho
>>166473451
>The plow
I guess that means virtus, ok anon.
>>166473548
autism detection rate
>>166473650
Buy what you like. The taxes are so high it doesn't matter if a skin goes down a few per cent in value.
North is the best paid players in the world?
hahaahhaaaaaaa
>>166473696
buy me a copy and I'll join your server
north can't lose this one. I mean surely not to HR maybe next game but this would be just embarrassing
>north vs hellraisers
might as well take a shit and go walk my doggo...
>>166473450
>my favourite camwhoreon redditdeleted her account
>>166473869
>I'll join your server
>he doesn't even know Co-Op releases in 2017
GG faggot
>>166473918
Please stop I'm about to cry myself
>>166474006
go ahead fag
>>166474002
>knowing anything about this shithouse game
GG nigger
North or hellraisers?
I am a bit more from the north side but I think they are so shitty that both are going to lose
>>166473826
Well yeh, but like I wanted the Royal Paladin m4. The MW one is 15 euros, which seems a bit excessive. I don't know whether it will go down because revolver case is fairly new and the well-worn and shit are like 3-4 euros.
>Lose a round because team is too busy snapchatting their sprays in spawn instead of setting up for a bomb plant
>>166473696
Dude this is the csgo general go shill your shit indie somewhere else
>>166474063
HR no contest
>>166474128
Kill yourself, he brought it up
>>166473918
[oinks sadly]
>>166472664
He is playing for godsent and trying to win something
>>166474168
Dude you told him to sell his case and buy your piece of shit don't lie
As if anyone here is going to buy your shit after this behavior lol
>>166474063
>that they are both going to lose
that was liquid flipside, north should win this
>>166474116
stop playing casual
>>166474116
gotta admit its nice when you combine sprays to make a nice collage
>>166474253
Nigger I told him to sell his case and buy ANYTHING, I specifically said it can be used to buy ANYTHING on steam, then gave example such as rocket league, stardew valley, etc.
Just kill yourself, you have no hope in life.
I have a stupid doubt since Sunday but don't apeshit me, it's just curiosity. Adidas actually is a official north sponsor? Or they just buy the hoodies/shirt to look cool?
>>166474330
Anything and you happen to bring up your game and all your bought and paid for review scores as an example when it's not even on sale
We're not buying your game so piss off
https://oddshot.tv/shot/UzoL7_iEL79IzKZmO9MrfIyw
why would he be crying over a video game? is JW a sissy? i mean, grow up!
>>166474115
Go ahead if you like it. Check out the guardian too
>>166474423
>your game
So you think I'm Eric Barone?
He's gotten so fucking rich from Stardew valley that he wouldn't be caught dead trying to shill to you faggots.
I got some leftover cash and want to waste it on a couple of cases. Any advice on which ones? Glove still best choice?
>>166474516
just buy stardew valley
>>166474330
You get these souvenir cases for nothing. You want to flip a measly few bucks like a poorfag, it's pathetic. Open them in the spirit of the occasion and for a bit of a laugh. Use your mums credit card to top up your steam wallet later if you must.
>>166474572
I told him to sell his cobblestone case instead of opening it.
Cobblestone cases are $20+
That's an hour of work.
>>166474504
So you know this faggot who totally isn't you's name
Dude you're obviously rich cause you're begging people to sell skin cases to buy your rpgmaker game
>>166474537
Stop samefagging
Magisk
>>166474424
He cries because he plays a shit game to earn money and now he doesn't even earn money.
>>166473203
not wanting to play indie rpgs and buy extra matchbox cars for a soccer mini game is tantamount to playing only one game for the rest of your life.
>>166474620
good try
>>166474606
>works at macdonalds
>>166474640
so all he does now is to play a shit game? who would play a shit game without getting paid? lmao!! how retarded can you be
>>166474606
If you're the maker of a certain indie game that's like 5 years work lol
>>166474673
Nice dynamic ip, taking the shilling to the next level
>>166474718
Where the fuck do you live that McDs pays $20 an hour?
>>166474537
I have it.
Glove still most profitable cases?
>>166473241
I could see if it was just the older guys or normie looking people like olaf or freakazoid but when little kid looking guys and chubsters have full sleeve tats it gets to be a bit much.
Even Allu has a bunch of big arm tats. He looks like the most mild mannered normal finnish nerd guy ever, he needs those?
>>166474750
Why dont you go pop some more adderal and scam some kids from their skins.
>>166474796
>I have it.
buy it for a friend
>>166474771
I have no idea what macdonalds pays, but I wouldn't get out of bed for $20/hr
>>166473258
hello reddo
>>166474841
>buy it for a friend
Kill yourself immediately
>>166474606
Must be nice. That's like 8 hours shift for me.
>>166474847
>I wouldn't get out of bed for $20/hr
So when was the last time you got out of bed?
>>166473265
Most third worlders probably also play some f2p mmo or moba shit too. CSGO only is pretty rare I bet.
>>166474847
>tfw slav, work for 5$/hr and it's above the average in the country
>>166474796
>he fell for the starjew valley meme
>>166474829
I'm telling people to hang on to their souvenirs
If they must they can buy your game when it's in the dollar bin
>>166474841
>how to lose a friend 101
>>166473595
one more for 3-0 navi, let's go
stomp these hues back to the southern hemisphere
>>166474943
after I was finished with your mothers arsehole
>>166474992
How badly do you think msl was bullied in school?
He looks like the kind of kid I would have fucked with
>>166473650
are you an awper? if so get an awp skin.
if you're a rifler get an ak and either a m4a4 or m4a1s depending on which you use most.
check out https://csgostash.com/weapon/AK-47 / https://csgostash.com/weapon/M4A1-S for ideas.
>>166475027
>implying the favelas aren't going to suddenly start hitting their shots and making the right guesses
>>166473918
But they're not out yet.
>>166474919
I pay $1,400 a month for a single bedroom apartment though, so it's not like I get to spend all that extra money on myself.
does factory new stay like that forever or does it fade over time?
>>166475265
it stays like that.
>>166475265
they degrade over time, very slowly
>>166475265
They stay the same as when they were opened.
>>166475265
depends how much you use it
>there are people in THIS VERY THREAD that will unironically pay for skins instead of buying a video gameat a sale
>>166475265
it fades :^)
>>166475265
Just don't drop it on the ground all the time
>there are people in THIS VERY THREAD that will unironically play a game other than csgo
>>166475430
i buy both skins and games at release
stop shilling stardew valley
>>166475078
badly enough that his hair started falling out and thinning from the stress
>>166475430
>buying games on sale
>not purchasing 10/10 indie gems like Stardew Valley full price
>>166475189
I don't care, fnx is gone, everyone knows their strats now, I hope s1mpl3 goes nuclear kurwa on them.
>sign with a sports club
>get bad
>get sponsored by audi
>get bad
really makes you think, huh?
>>166475314
>>166475404
reminding people that this was actually going to happen, that skins would degrade over time, like how you only get limited uses of sprays
>>166475620
>be danish
>be bad
hmmmm
this is CSGO most paid team?
what a joke game
>>166473124
>>166473258
>>166473696
>>166474253
>>166474330
>>166475525
>stardew valley is a good game
Is this new pasta? I'm a bit out of the loop whats going on?
>>166475265
it fades a little bit every time you die with the weapon.
>>166475720
stop shilling it retardo
>You've inherited your grandfather's old farm plot in Stardew Valley. Armed with hand-me-down tools and a few coins, you set out to begin your new life. Can you learn to live off the land and turn these overgrown fields into a thriving home?
This game sounds like fun, is it worth buying my soundtrack as well?
>>166475708
team pay is currently decided by who signed a top 20 team last. next team to sign with a big org will be the highest paid team.
>not playing friends of mineral town from your phone while watching CS for max comf
>>166475720
you dont really know what pasta means do you
>north top 4
>>166474798
NBK's the worst for sure.
>>166475834
>friends of mineral town
Is this some kind of stardew valley ripoff?
>>166475442
so it's a fade/fade finish? double value.
>>166475836
yeah i love 5 cups of noodles and a tsp of sauce
>>166475834
>friends
>>166475691
>these guys won epicenter
>>166475836
>no meat in that dish
are you some sort of poofter?
>be magautist man
>keep buying sg
>can't afford ak
>don't know how to use galil
>lose
>>166476008
Cloud9 won proleague
Optic won something
Even fucking astralis won a lan in 2016
but this is current year...
Why did Magisk stop buying his meme SG?
>>166474798
except all pro cs players are inherently normies
>>166476125
tru
>>166475691
>be white
>be bad by default
>>166476158
no money, he had a galil that round he lost because broke
“Far more than just a farming game, this one-man labor of love is filled with seemingly endless content and heart.”
5/5 – Giant Bomb
“The core mechanics and relaxing aesthetic merge so well together that players will sink in to the experience and never want to leave.”
95 – Destructoid
“Stardew Valley has been the most rich and heartwarming experience I’ve had in a game in years.”
95 – CGMagazine
>>166476219
well at least i'm not a fucking nigger
>>166476241
He just bought an AK last round though.
>>166476249
>gaming press
>>166476158
msl told him to buy a smoke instead
>>166476241
because buying sg
if he had been buying ak instead he would have had another one
sg memers eternally btfo
>>166476249
>video game journalism
"Wow a blatant ripoff of harvest moon"
2/10 - Some guy
"Too much land"
3.8/10 - IGN
>>166476341
Well since it's a single dude who spent 5 years on it, I doubt he had the money to pay them off.
>>166476341
>>166476418
User reviews:
RECENT: Very Positive (3,386 reviews)
OVERALL: Overwhelmingly Positive (47,249 reviews)
IF GODSENT DOESN'T ADVANCE TO THE PLAY OFFS THIS GAME IS OFFICIALLY DEAD. FUCK VALVE.
hey look it's henry sucking magik's dick for a whole game again
stop just stop
>>166476423
>"Wow a blatant ripoff of harvest moon"
>Yasuhiro Wada, the creator of the Harvest Moon series
>stated that he was "very happy" with the game, as it has shown to him that Harvest Moon was not a forgotten series and continued on in spirit. He also stated that the approach taken by Barone with Stardew Valley was able to retain the freedom that he had wanted to keep in the Harvest Moon series that had been lost in the latter games, with more focus on animation and graphics
you dumb niggers doubted my boys
see what happens
>>166476481
>user reviews
>>166476527
mirage is a T sided map
>>166476563
>industry reviews don't count
>gamer reviews don't count
What more could I possibly did you
What is wrong with this guy?
>>166476439
It matters not whether the dev paid them. Those outlets are filled with "writers" who have no interest in games at all. Have you been in a coma for the past 2 years?
>>166476249
>>166476691
He has too much energy combined with bad skin.
>>166476691
he needs tp for his bunghole
>>166476695
No but I have played over 150 hours of stardew
>>166476695
>not past 15 years
wew lad
>>166476691
he doesn't spoon me at night
>fake dignitas
>choking this hard
>tier 1 pro team
>>166476481
>user reviews aka I totally dont have buyers remorse so I'm writing this to show how right I was in spending money on this game
>>166476691
meth
>>166476762
http://stardewvalley.net/stardew-valley-v1-1-changelog/
>still getting updated as of October 2016
The dev sounds like a really cool guy
>>166476695
>the past 2 years?
more like 17
FUCK ENVYUS FOR WINNING AGAINST GODSENT.
>>166476842
He's currently working on the Nintendo Switch version.
>>166476691
I always considered him a human version of Sonic the Hedgehog.
>>166476862
why blame envy when godsent played like shit
>>166476801
>14 euro
>buyers remorse
Like why the fuck do you think die hard counter strike players would want to play casual shit like starmeme valley, on like the fucking switch of all things
We're hardcore pc master race here we don't give a fuck about your anime shit being ported for the peasants
>>166476916
He looks like a monkey
>>166477026
The stardew valley meme has got me curious now. Since its a single player game I'm sure there's a torrent available. Might actually check it out
>>166476691
why did he change his name?
>>166477026
i think the switch would get a lot of users from pros, nice to play games while travelling
>>166476249
>>166473124
>>166473258
>>166473696
>>166474253
>>166474330
>>166475525
Chill anon, I just asked for my cobb souvenir case so stop spaming your shitty indie games here in /csgog/ or I'm going to open the damn case just in order to not buy your stupid retard game.
>>166477000
send me 14 euros dan
you won't mind that right?
What's the name of the THICC monitors they use?
>>166477026
>implying counterstrike isnt anime as fuck
can we drug test this magisk boy dude looks intense
lmao did north just throw
>>166477147
Real pros have asus rog (republic of gamers) gaming laptops for couner strike, we don't care about wahooos and shit
>>166477180
cs is a sport, weebs don't play sports
>people actually picked North to advance
>>166477180
you need to acquire a sex life asap
>>166477273
>why are danes losing the second half?
>>166477126
>wasting your bandwidth on this stinking pile of shit
>>166477160
The fact you think it's one person is sad
>>166477126
its just harvest moon but indieshit and for pc
>>166476691
born on the wrong side of the strait
>>166477126
Make sure you don't get a torrent, will cost you a lot more than the purchase price if your computer gets hacked
north on suicide watch
get some help in there
>>166477459
hellraisers throwing some rounds for them
wtf nigraisers
>4 vs 2
>Look away for 5 seconds
>CT WINS THE ROUND
what the fuck?
Also the head of the danish player will explode really soon
>>166477428
>don't torrent my game goy, you'll be in big trouble
>>166477535
is it hot in there
>>166477428
You westerners and your fear of torrents is funny. >oy vey, dont torrent you will get virus, buy my games instead goyim
I've been torrenting since I got myself a PC and nothing has happened because of them. Unless you're a fucking retard that opens random .exes you're good.
is he our guy?
>>166477584
Stardew Valley is actually a redpilled game
>farming
>living off the land
>cute pure hetero girls to marry and continue the white race with
counter throw?
>>166477535
>when the tesseract kicks in
>>166477459
speak too early there?
>>166477424
>and for pc
and PS4, Xbox one, and Nintendo switch.
There also mention of a PSVita port, but he wont confirm or deny it.
I'VE GOT 1000 ON THIS FUCKIGN GAME
MY HEART IS GOING TO BURST
LETS GOOOOOOOO
>>166477642
>I personally claim to have not had trouble so it's safe
>Press Y QTE
>>166477795
she so ugly
>>166477841
well yeah, thats how it usually works
>>166477787
I'm still mad hr lost that 4v2
what the fuck is that round
is hr retarded?
>>166477795
>Liking 3rd gen kpop idols
>>166477176
it's just a zowie in some stupid box to fit ads on it
>>166477970
yes
>>166477923
>>166478027
Can you please delete these posts?
I'm NOT joking as well.
>>166477795
>bags under her eyes
is this a 45 year old woman?
>>166477923
ugly cus she's fake as shit literally plastic
>>166478053
what is this twitch chat "haha look at him" bullshit
just stop kid
When are they moving onto the stage with the crowd?
>>166478071
she doesnt get much sleep with all the old korean exec dicks in and around her holes
>>166478118
t. mad because his team is getting rekt by North
>>166478157
friday
>>166478157
when valve shell out for a real tournament
wew this match
>>166478310
i dont speak viking
>>166477535
>when you eat a bottle of niacin for breakfast because there's no food left in the hotel room.
>>166478310
>tfw you will never get encouraged by robban
>>166478310
i don't speak cuckold
>>166478028
damn, I thought it was some kind of hyper-advanced 640hz monitor
>>166478419
>>166478373
>>166478310
at least click the translate button
>Gambit lost 5 in a row a bought every single time
>North loses 1 and has to eco
nice game gotards
>tfw watching twitch for 3 days still no drop
>>166478501
Hello silver2
>>166478482
fuck off to knowyourmeme and do your homework before you try to fit in retard
>>166478501
GR8 DANES
>>166478501
nice bait!
>struggling this much against HR
>acquiring legend status
>-pyth
>+jw
>>166478310
Translation for you fags complaining: Easy, brother. You boys have this.
zero and his epik lurks literally losing hr the game
>pizza faces fucks it up
>>166478053
Do I need to open csgo to know if I had a drop?
remember to buy g fuel and go to arbys
le acne man
>>166478860
no, you'll get an email to notify you
>The gulag of North.
>>166478860
no, it pops out on the upper right hand of steam.
the green envelope thingy
>this team won epicenter
overtime hltv confirmed
>>166478242
lel
>>166477795
on who?
wow gg
>tfw you fell for the copenhagen meme
msl looks like a meth addict
>>166478865
whats the fuel made of?
>>166478860
You need to login with your twitch account and link it with your steam account.
>>166478967
delet
>>166479059
sugar substitutes
>$20,000 / month
this match crazy
Can anyone remind me name of women djs band that performed on stage not that long ago in 2016 on some tourney?
>north struggling this much with HR
lel
lel rubinho finally does something.
>>166479159
thanks
>>166479163
krewella @ esl ny
>>166478981
North.
I swear to god i'm about to have a stroke. This 1000 is ALL my winnings from 2 years of betting
>500000 viewers
>Chat slower than Forsens 10k streams
Nice viewbots gotards
>>166479231
they really went to shit after kicking rain man out
>>166479270
>unironically watching forsen
kys lel ouch
What are these white packs?
Are they cold? Hot? Why?
>>166478924
ty
>>166478939
thankss
>>166479109
I did but it seems im still unlucky
i just want acneboy to lose, i cant stand this disgusting fuck
>>166479270
Two minute slow mode.
>>166479319
talcum powder, like weightlifters use
>>166479251
>2 years
>1000 profit
not worth
>>166479319
hand warmers to keep your hands from getting cold and your joints locking up
>>166479231
phew, thanks anon
>>166479319
Handwarmers.
>>166479319
which packs? can't see them in your pic, please highlight them
>>166479319
have you never watched e sports before?
>>166479348
I want HR to lose because they have more fat people but yeah, you're right that acnedude is disgusting.
>>166479319
addy gel
>>166479343
>I dont get 0.0001% odds I'm so unlucky!
neck ys
everybody buy stardew valley its great
>>166479506
>tfw 2 drops
>>166479398
Eh, I started with 1 key. I think i've done pretty well with myself.
>>166479343
11259 dropped during this match for several hundred thousand viewers. It's not 'unlucky' if you don't get one.
>>166479625
>tfw no tfw
north deserved to lose this
fuck magisk
>>166478852
>>166479710
>currentyear
>not using memearrows ironically
>>166479656
>risking your entire bankroll on a BO1
you deserve nothing but ridicule
My GE bud plays Stardew Valley when he's tired of csgo.
>>166479775
how much?
>>166478967
lel
>>166479775
d e s e r v e
>>166479821
>unironically using the word ironically in a postpostironic environment
>>166479853
>Calling gambler like me degenerate
stating the obvious there bud :)
>>166479506
That's some aggression you have there, is everything fine?
>>166479690
Well what do you call me then.
>>166480018
>saying postpostironic after the post and iron shortage of 2016
>>166480068
>Well what do you call me then.
An idiot.
>>166480046
looks like you just scraped through. In which case.. Great betting
>lelraisers
>>166479783
wew north this is still embarrassing
>>166479207
>[
dude he's igl, he doesn't need to frag okay
post some smix thigh gap
what's the next game lads
>NA save
gambit (us) vs vp (reddit)
zero sucks at clutching, but he's the only one of hr who isnt a retard in mid round
Stardew Valley is superior to this silly game, go buy it guys!
>lose this round and you go home
>1 v 3
>choose to save
"professional" players everyone
zero is getting fucked on twitter for saving in the last round
>saving
are you guys fucking retarded
>>166480286
it looked bad but there was no chance to defuse anyway. nevertheless he should've charged in I agree
so /csgog/ how much money did you put on gambit
another 5k for me
>>166480110
everything fine?
>>166479319
it's adderral in subdermal packaging
they play with it a bit and the amphetamine salts get absorbed into their skin and it goes in their bloodstream
>>166480413
where are you guys gambling?
is gambit vp next?
>>166480413
where did you bet desu
>>166480286
good
>>166480389
there's always a chance
he just sat around on short for like 5 minutes, he 100% was just looking for kills, not to win the round. It was a bitch move
>>166479783
>yfw magiskboy is tom cruise's illegitimate son
>we need to get our dicks up
what did MSL mean by that?
Will Navi finally win the major?
>>166480286
he should've just charged in
>>166480506
i'd like to take another look but it seemed like a lost cause
>>166480591
I don't know about the major but they're definitely winning today against those filthy hues, s1mpl3 is burning down the favela.
VP will win eleague
>>166480591
SK will win with stand-in and third in the row, making them GOAT csgo team ever.
>>166480591
I really hope so
They deserve it
I want to see more Guardian tears
>>166480743
>2nd in a row
>>166480458
Why, because I call you an idiot for saying dumb shit?
$.83
lmao @ case fags
>>166480743
t. joao da silva
when the fuck was the last time hellraisers actually won anything?
>>166480828
No.
>>166480867
they beat C9 in the qualifier :^)
>>166480860
It's a souvenir. It's for keeping, not selling
can you play a game and watch on twitch and still get drops?
>>166480867
eu minor i think like last year
https://twitter.com/Tekin4649/status/823923843605463040
NEW CHINESE SUPER TEAM
NUMBA WAN
>>166480743
0 legit majors won by favelas, still waiting :)
>>166481024
this isnt dota
china will never be relevant
guys I'm in love with hobbit
i want to fuck hobbits delicious boipucci
>>166480672
>>166480563
>>166480987
aye, i bought it as a souvenir. casefags are tards
>>166481097
believe in our chink attacker
What's the map, GOTVfags? I'm thinking about skipping, but if it's Cobble, Nuke or Train I'll bet.
THIS NEXT MATCH IS GONNA BE A CRACKAH
>>166481216
train, gambit start t side
hobbit literally looks like a hobbit (still cute though)
If you didn't bet high on this 5frags vs RuSh3d map you a literally dumb as fuck
Patron LITERALLY posted in the csgog steam group that they are going to throw.
I'm so glad this stupid major is going on so shit like this can go by unnoticed with fucked up odds like this
>>166481169
REEEEEEEEEEEE
post yfw na'vi - gambit grand finals
>>166481309
delete this
>>166480672
why does it matter you're out anyway but you won't go in cus muh kdr
>>166481284
he looks like a little girl you fucking faggot. Dosia should stomp his face in to fix it a bit maybe let Adren make some craters in his face and shove some bacon in his mouth
why is prizepool so low when this game makes 5x the money dota does because our skins arent all worth 3c
Why is Neo so hot fuckkkkk
>>166472281
>American Adren on Mythic
>Kazakh Adren on Gambit
Why is this allowed? Who was first? Please change names
>>166481024
oh man i can't wait
>>166481421
>doesn't like our guy (female) hobbit
kys
>>166481425
because volvo wont release jewpendiums for csgo
otherwise we would shit on dota's prizepool
>>166481504
he needs to get fatter
>>166481416
oh I agree he should've gone in, just worthwhile remembering that he had 0% chance of winning it, unlike what that irrelevant twat lurppis says
>>166481425
what's up with dotards skins being all worthless anyway
>>166481595
kys
Can I stream major?
>>166481504
>>166481595
he'll never get as good as the other guys unless hes got tits
>>166481623
fuck you faggot your little twink anime fetishist go to fucking dota or sc2 with all those little beta twink faggots you can jerk off too
>>166481667
yes post link
is zero gonna get kicked out?
>>166481708
kys
>>166481748
kys underage faggot why dont you just go over to /lgbt/ and jerk each other off?
>our guys vp playing
>semenler and redditers casting
>>166481454
one is adreN
one of them is also adrenaline but cut his name down
might both be the same guy idk
>>166481712
>>166481696
I mean, will I get banned or not
>>166481169
>saving for next major
lulz
>>166481820
why would you?
>>166481805
kys
WOOOOOOOOW USP BEATS GLOCK AT RANGE!
is papa greatest player alive?
>>166481597
lel I didn't know someone was claiming he still had a chance. Once he was 4v1 I knew it was over.
then again once in a blue moon there's this crazy clutch happening but yeah
people are right to roast his ass tho
>>166481873
nice spamming faggot
>>166481610
too many of them and guaranteed drops on everything that isn't extra rare.
>>166481846
copyright infringement or some shit?
>>166481597
If he rushes in, he has a chance of winning it. North i think had one jungle, one tetris, one palace. You can take all of those as 1v1 fights, and he had a molotov for ramp/palace if he just kills jungle and tetris
Sk vs Navi is all that matters now.
GET HYPE
>>166481815
http://wiki.teamliquid.net/counterstrike/AdreN_(Kazakh_player)
http://wiki.teamliquid.net/counterstrike/AdreN_(American_player)
>>166481932
kys
i dont like these casters :/
>>166481820
>>166481950
no you're fine
PASHA GOD
triple fucking nade
kobe
>>166481910
yes
>>166481957
good teams but ez for navi
>>166481983
mad
I see pasha got some new cheats.
someone clip now
>>166481956
Yeah like if we assume everything goes his way he can even 1v5 but really now.
are poles white?
I think all these "kys nys" posters in my 'gog are actually redditors venting here from their safe space desu
lets go Dosia
>>166482082
kys
>>166481958
ah so its adreN (american) and Adrenaline (kazakh)
Why the fuck is twitch auto pausing
>>166482164
mad
>>166482232
kys
>>166482147
nys
>>166482190
cause u have shit internet
>>166482147
how are you enjoying your first week at /csgog/?
byali looks like a serial killer
>>166482271
No. I'm on 720
>>166482339
then go on mobile
https://clips.twitch.
tv/eleaguetv/CalmOpossumNoNoSpot
what mouse is taz using?
>>166482147
pretty much /csgog/ has to many underage hackers and trannies. im gonna change that
those technical fucking pauses
>>166482141
Are weebs white?
>>166480998
don't see why not
>>166482604
that's what happens when you let amerishoots host a major
holy shit pasha bicep <3
le biceps xd
>>166482756
jelly fatso?
Who are whiter: poles or russians
>>166482681
>microfons?;d
>>166482681
this is the third fucking day
how have they not figured this out yet
>memler
literally feel bad for anders cus he's a class act but has to now be forever associated with memler.
>>166482972
le baseless assumptions xd
X GOD
>>166483018
>>166482681
if both teams are muted there is no problem, losers
SK Gaming vs. Na'Vi
Who do I bet on anons?
Navi looking really good right now but coldzera always pulls some bullshit and wins, what do?
>>166483018
injecting hacks through teamspeak
why watch csgo when you could be playing stardew valley?
>>166483062
faggler and andurrs are both terrible
>>166483018
>polish
>figuring things out
>>166483196
agreed, friend.
anytime is the right time to fire up that game, good times!
>>166483169
http://justflipacoin.com/
heads navi
tails sk
>>166483241
I just picture Anders talking a huge bite out of a big mac that he has a bag of under the casting desk.
>>166483360
head 4/5
it's Navi boys
>>166483319
Yea! You should sell all your skins and cases and buy as many copies of stardew valley as you can. And just keep them all in your inventory because it's such a good game why on earth would you give away your copies?
>>166483169
skipperino friend
>>166483265
>Hating on Poland, the only true white country left
fuck off sand nigger
>jumping ak hs
skillbased
what a skillful fucking game when this shit wins rounds
>>166483492
antarctica is the whitest country
>>166483495
he was less than 2 meters away. rng happens
>>166483638
nice one dad
>>166483495
what would be your solution then
lol
makes them unable to fire on the air
even better make them unable to fire while moving
best game ever
>>166483653
it happens more often than it should
>>166483752
recognize son
tec-9 rush when nothing works
such great tactician
>>166483773
increase the mid air inaccuracy and reduce accuracy recovery to punish players that hope to get lucky
but that doesn't bring in viewers
>>166483492
sorry man I'm like so polish it hurts, I was just making a joke about VP, no offense senpai.
>>166483803
>coldzera vs liquid
luck based game
byalia aimlock lel
>>166484109
kill that weeb slut good
what the fuck gambit
>twitch chat magically lagging everything
holy shit can you fucking fix it you retarded bay area mongoloid sjws
>>166483980
>increase the mid air inaccuracy
on the ak, the most accurate point of the jump is already 21 times more inaccurate than standing still
how much more do you even want
rng will still happen no matter how bad the chances are
>reduce accuracy recovery to punish players that hope to get lucky
already happens
wtf I love the CZ now
>>166484374
he obviously just wants the bullets to be unable to hit a hitbox or do 0 damage
>>166484109
>>166484182
>>166484189
>>166484262
>>166484338
awesome.
can i post this to reddit? they would love it there :)
>>166484368
lmao get a fucking computer, not a toaster
>byali is legit
loving
every
laugh
>>166484374
didn't they change it so that the peak of the jump is accurate now? It is a very brief moment
>>166484534
no, its the most accurate point but it's still really inaccurate
more info here (column w)
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/11tDzUNBq9zIX6_9Rel__fdAUezAQzSnh5AVYzCP060c/edit#gid=0
>>166484475
i have an i7. twitch has acknowledged they fucked up a simple irc based chat before. take it up with them.
Has the amount of cheaters in this game increased dramatically in the past two weeks? I used to get cheater in about 1 in every 3 games, but now I've literally had 10-11 games in a row with blatant cheaters in both my team, and the enemy team.
>>166484475
get your dick out my mouth
>>166484637
so hide chat and use mirc
>>166484665
Mhmm tastes nice
DOSIA STOP FUCKING WALKING EVERYWHERE
how can both taz and dosia fuck up so badly
Mindgames between 2 retards.
Dosia what the fuck
what the fuck taz
>>166484374
>rng will still happen no matter how bad the chances are
no shit, that's not the problem. the problem is how often it happens and how viable a 'strategy' it is in the game
>already happens
hence the word "reduce"
gambit another level right now
>>166484793
kek
>>166484651
no its increased normally you jus tnow noticing
>>166484637
And I have an i5. GG no re.
taz wtf
>>166484784
>>166484793
>>166484795
>>166484813
hello silver reddos
post yfw gambit wins the major
>>166484793
>>166484109
>>166484182
>>166484262
>>166484338
post moar pls
>>166484783
Don't talk like that to x god
>dat wink
grandpa taz carrying vp
lmao
>>166484926
>>166484926
give gambit your power!
>>166484945
>x god
helo redot
>>166484651
It increased heavily around Christmas, you have just been lucky. I've been seeing confimed cheaters on my team since about winter sales. A lot.
>>166484515
BOYS
It's hard to believe Dosia is only 15 years old.
I dont understand this buy. 2 full kit/gun, 3 nothing.
>>166484793
>>166484605
aaaah I was remembering the scout jumping innacuracy, which is the least innacurate of them all, by a long way. nice spreadsheet
>tapping away with the AWP
uhh fatman?
what the fuck are all these pimples on his hand
see a doctor fat fvck
>>166485246
Anders has been eating so many giant american cheeseburgers in atlanta it's affecting his brain.
POST CUTE GIRLS TO GIVE X GOD OUR POWER, HE REALLY NEEDS IT RIGHT NOW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtu5WlX2gWI
my VP 3-0 pick is safe
>>166485447
>3rd gen kpop idols
Stop embarrassing yourself.
>>166485447
crawl back to scv and kill yourself you fucking cretin
have DDK and Black dude been on? They're the best desu.
>>166485447
>post cute girls
>posts plastic dolls
wew
Anyone among the 3-0 who winns will be legends right?
>>166485447
yess
>>166485574
no, they're saving the best for last
VP's got this one
Ourguys are slipping
>>166485578
>>166485538
>>166485556
I don't get this meme. either post cute girls to your eletist taste RIGHT NOW or go away
>>166485586
yes
>>166485447
>>166485586
what
Make it through groups and you get legends spot
>>166485643
black ddd + navi/sk = kreygrasm
>>166485678
X God wants x God receives
>>166485721
which group is your favorite?
>>166485703
Thanks.
>>166485721
Was just clarifying as I forgot how legends work.
>>166485447
>>166485712
bestiality is illegal
who the fuck is x god, snax? I don't remember this meme
>>166485767
cloud9 and nip of course! it's a shame they didn't make it but i'm confident they'll show up soon! :)
anders semmler banter is just embarrassing where is ddk and black ddk
>>166485830
get_right
>>166485830
Dosia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZggcP1P1gU
>>166485721
kys you retarded braindead nigger
>>166485782
kill it with fire
>>166485975
>>166485961
I googled it like I should've in the first place thanks tho
Liquid vs. FaZe
Faze will win, r..right guys?
Plan on betting Faze, will I get jewed?
>>166485995
>retarded braindead nigger
pretty redundant
>>166486116
did you watch that liquid game yesterday? lmao
>>166485447
>>166486150
Liquid sucks the only person pulling through for them is elige
lets go gambit
>>166486182
Warum?
>>166486150
N..no, who do I bet on, anon?
>>166485737
no, they'll probably only cast last 2 games, which are TL - faze and flipside - optic
gambit pls
rip gambit
>>166486314
>can't even afford a bra
Jesus Christ, how do these people live like that?
>>166486319
warum nicht?
>>166486336
bet on flipside losing because they jump over a defuse kit to fail a clutch
hahahahahaha
gambit what
gambit best team
POST WOMEN FOR X GOD HE NEEDS THE POWER
>Dosia sprays Hobbit through a smoke
>Adren tags Hobbit with the AWP
Fucking lol
wow Hobbit's teammates REALLY wanted him dead
>>166486314
N-name?
kick gambit, bm
Gambit goes full pew pew
mfw gambit goes 2-3
So now VP are legends?
what the fuck was that round 13-14 when dosia started spraying his own teammate in smoke the fuck was that? just shitty cameras?
- mou
+ literally anyone
>>166487008
A new strategy >>166486721
>mfw I changed from Astralis to VP to go 3-0 at the last second
thank fuck
>>166486751
Anri Sugihara
they had this round and threw it away
>>166487030
-mou
+one of those drinking bird toys who just clicks a mouse each few seconds in case someone walks in front of him
>>166487227
LOOOOOL
We have more train incoming
Astralis t side, G2 ct
>>166487278
>>166487030
-mou
+electronic
>>166487030
-mou
+machinegun
>>166487227
poor guy
Adren tagging him killed my sides
Did X God lose the major?
5 decides what i name my AUG Akiba
>>166487945
iSuckCock
>>166487945
>>166487945
WEEBINATOR
>>166487945
Hitagi is best girl
russians are literally "people"
>>166487945
Im a girl(male)
>>166487945
NiGGerLoVer
looks good
#CoпoвДaйКeйc
>>166488179
that's gold
>>166487945
DickLover69
i havent followed cs in the last few months
when/how did astralis become good?
>>166487945
同性
( 同性 )
>>166487945
disappointed parents
>>166487945
i love black cock
>>166487945
anime sucks
>>166488235
never
>>166488179
Hitler
>https://twitter.com/csgo_dev/status/823910211249405952
>>166488235
when they got glaive
>>166487945
WeeB_g0d
>>166488148
reroll
>train again
>>166487945
I <3 reddit
>>166487945
i am gay
>>166488515
yea im not naming it that, try again
Why are pros scared of Dust II?
Why are people playing this game again, it's just as shit as it was a year ago
>>166487945
Reddit+9gag
Y O L E S N O O B S
O
>>166488551
its impossible to have any sort of edge on it because everyone knows it so well
>>166488550
So you are a faggot.
>>166488552
scream just keeps getting sexier though
>>166488550
Eat shit fag
>>166488550
kys
gg
>>166487227
what the fuck was this? Did they all freak out? Nerves?
>Paired with two tacos, a nigger and a redneck on my teamsurprisingly we won but they wouldn't shut the fuck up
>>166488551
all aim no brain pug map
>>166488551
Why is it fucking train again?
What if /csgog/ make a team? how good can be in competitive? How could the logo be?
>>166488551
might as well play on aim_map lol
>>166488758
What, do you expect white males with a PHD playing CSGO?
anyways
>blogging during esports
>>166488929
we're all silvers here
>>166488616
he had an mp5 nearby in this situation
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8KmWniHhvA
What did pronax /ourbae/ mean by this
>>166488789
So why still with the competitive ones instead of inferno?
PD: We need a Dust III
>>166488985
>"yoy"
What the fuck?
>>166489072
>We need a Dust III
it's called mirage
>>166489182
swedes
is he our guy?
>>166489182
I think he meant to say "pure jej"
>>166488980
mp5???????
my boi shox is turning up
Why does Semmler call shox, "shoxie"? Wasn't shox not allowed to replace his name due to being in former majors?
>>166489296
reddo's guy
>>166489296
she is our girl
gla1ve my boy
ur gr8
>>166489401
is this your first french game casted by semenler?
>>166489350
mp7? the really quick peashooter
>https://twitter.com/Lindaherm/status/823986129762418689
>>166489680
>https://twitter.com/Lindaherm/status/823986129762418689
leddo
>RPK trying to carry his shit team
>G2
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I'm supposed to win on train but this guy keeps kicking my ass!
>>166490781
VACCC
>papillon
Liquid Vs. Faze, who do I bet on? Faze, right?
>>166492229
/ourguys/ obviously.
Want to be gifted.
>M4A4 Griffin/Evil Dynamo MW
>AK 47 Cartel Any
>Galil AR Blue Titanium
>Famas Pulse MW
>USP S Guardian MW
Pretty please, daddy.
ALLU BEEN PLAYING LIKE SHIT ALL THREE MAPS
>>166501093
>70% thinks faze will win
Why would you bet on the clean team, over the team with hackers?
NA CS LUL
Get fucked you fucking niggers
You country is only is only 40% white
Your cs is a fucking joke
NA CS LUL
Don't kill yourself tonight you fucking niggers
can you fags get a steam group so people quit talking about this shitty game in other groups