>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: http://www.dota2.com/700
New players: https://purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: http://www.dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: http://blog.dota2.com/
Lore: http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: http://steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: http://dotaloadout.com/
Competitive Scene: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page
>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: http://www.dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: http://www.opendota.com/ (formerly yasp.co)
Hero stats: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/
>NEWS & STREAMS
http://www.joindota.com/
>>166423518
in a couple months the game'll overtake dota if things keep going down like thislul
>>166424134
first for antimage
Well I just reached 5k for the third time. Should I keep going?
>>166423751
this assumes people are at the mmr they truly are and not above/below due to luck and being carried or new learnt knowledge
>>166424746
he talks about the MMR inflation that has happened over the years
>>166423751
SeemsGood
Is this appropriate in the 3k bracket?
>>166424815
it also happens in chess
it's a fact of the system
>>166424964
>t. didn't watch the video
>>166425051
t. been playing since 2011 and don't need to listen to you
>>166425180
chess MMR inflated by +150 over 2500, across 30+ years
dota MMR inflated by +5000 over 4000, across five years
>>166423751
>MMR is bullshit
It is
Even microsoft made a system and trademarked it that blows ELO/MMR out of the water. The irony is that there's nothing other than halo that uses it because lol microsoft
https://www.microsoft.com/en-us/research/project/trueskill-ranking-system/
>>166425439
Chess doesn't have boosted smurf accounts that are sold and then dumped back down past their calibration level.
What's the most clever name you've seen in your games?
Today I met 'the c word with the deward'
>>166425662
Valve has admitted that theirs is based on Trueskill.
I miss the old active generals..
dotards...
>>166426194
>>166426194
Going by the calculations done in the video it's clear it's based on the Chess ELO system
when did valve state that?
>>166425439
Does it really matter when over 90% of players are below 4k?
>>166425662
It's just a extended version of ELO that attempts to account for pick-up teams. It doesn't account for games being multi-role or multi-character.
If valve was really smart they would use something that goes past the predictive power of naive bayes like neural networks.
https://pdfs.semanticscholar.org/4e91/28068882662e7030f8b43a3a32f2752ae78f.pdf
Does anyone have that video of Sumail getting his foot caught in the railing at TI5?
>>166426662
who the fuck is small
>>166426335
yes because of boosted accounts. A boosted 5k account can give away 1000 points of MMR to others. You dont really see 8k boosted accounts because they're expensive as fuck so the skill rating between 6-8k is pretty accurate. However the 5k accounts give free MMR to 4k players which in turn give free mmr to 5k players etc etc causing this dead zone where the skill level is completely unknown. Theres far too much variance in skill level in the 4-5k bracket
ccnc talks and acts exactly like ppd and that is a bad thing
How many other people in the world love Soe? 1 million? 1 billion?
>>166426620
>If valve was really smart
*If valve cared
They are already smart, they know to put in the least amount of effort because it barely effects the income the game makes.
>>166426993
Yeah you're probably right. That an ELO gives people a nice stupid number to stroke to.
game sucks
>>166426870
u have hearing issues
>>166427118
Exactly
Hell they could have gotten away with just a constant +25 per game and random team placement. This probably would have been the case if they introduced ranked nowadays instead of way back when the game had real dev support instead of this hands off intern shit. None of this stuff matters, just give people an excuse to grind some virtual numbers like they're already doing.
New bloom event when?
>>166425862
>chess doesn't have smurfing
you're wrong
Is there anything worse than germans? Cunts cant even speak english.
>>166427306
nevermind hes just on an oblivion seeking does of adderall and hasnt stopped talking in 20 min
>>166427895
Nothing is worse than Germans. How dare they not submit to the Anglo tongue after 2 wars of submission! Niles, open up another blood factory in Dresden on the double!
>>166427895
Is that a joke?
peruvians, easily
>>166427895
this
>the accent
>they always flame you
>they yell in mic
>breathing sounds
>REEEEEEEEE WHAT ARE YOU DOING I DONZT UNZERZTAND
valve should just invent a cloning machine so I can play with myself
>>166428313
t. hans gruber
yeah sure the 'peruvians' are the problem just like the 'jews', right? typical aryan scapegoat.
valve should just let a single person draft 5 heros and get to control them, maximizing farming and fighting
Haven't played Dota since 7.00 and just looked at the Dotapit results
>Pudge picked
>Underlord picked
>Support Morph
>Aghs AM
>LD building items only on druid
>Weaver support
What the fuck is this meta?
>>166428484
>Emoticon spam
IT IS CURRENT YEAR NOT 2007 YOU GODDAMMED KRAUTS
>>166428680
pudge is a honeypot hero
>>166428680
>>LD building items only on druid
its strong as fuck
>>166429187
>doing this before 7.00
>Mag has no mana for Shockwave
>Slark has no mana for Dark Pact
Whoda thunk it it's difficult killing that hero without any burst damage :^)
>>166428680
>>Pudge picked
pudge has been picked for many patches now
>>Underlord picked
he's been consistently banned since introduced
>>Support Morph
got memed a couple patches ago, meme came back
>>Aghs AM
gives 8k worth of defensive items for 4k, still a bad hero
>>LD building items only on druid
was a theorycrafted meme several patches ago that didn't catch on until LD got some meme talents that allows him to be just 50 units short of a sniper without dragon lance
>>Weaver support
very bad meme that existed prior to 7.00
>>166428680
>>166428680
You're watching the game dying not-so-slowly
>play Monkey King
>collect my +25
Wow this game is so enjoyable
remember when OG was winning the match then the servers "crashed"
hahahahahahha EG can't even win a tournament without cheating
>>166429695
I have some examples of this, EG clearly paid top dollar for these DDoS attacks on ana
>>166429909
Sup sumailNot even going to defend him, he's the worst player on any t1 team at the moment
>>166429909
>>166429695
and here EG obviously ddos their skype voice call
>halberd disarm is 100 mana
No wonder nobody buys this shit item
>tfw no gibsmedat hero
Rank 100 Monkey King here, AMA
Hey I'm the guy that plays dota and has no issues with the game and just enjoys the cool things about it and does well in his games and never feels frustrated or the need to bad mouth the current state of the game because I just like playing this cool game.
>>166426302
Uncertainty is used during calibration ala Trueskill
After that it's straight elo.
>>166430385
It was good on husker, more slows and evasion can land him toggles that he shouldn't get
>>166430810
go fuck yourself
the game is on its death throes because of apathetic "the game is still fun so nothing is wrong" fags like you
>>166431101
Yeah maybe if it was broken then there would be a problem but it's still playable so not dead; not dying
Why do people play dota like it's an FPS?
>>166431312
It's a third person perspective... how are they playing it like an fps?
>>166430810
DotA is finally dying, as a game. I am glad.
DotA deserves death and peace. What it has become is a monstrosity, a betrayal to its original self, which is a metaphorical commentary on the entire sub-genre and its direction since its inception in Starcraft.
The entire ASSFAGGOTS genre is officially played-out, and the actual death of the soul of the original game to popularize the sub-genre symbolizes final closure and everlasting peace.
It's time to let go lads. The successor (the soul) of Defense of the Ancients has fallen into uncaring hands who have for years tried to morph the game into something it's not. That Warcraft 3 mod we all used to shittily play on the family computer is no longer here, no longer thriving. We deserve, and it deserves, to move on. We will ascend to our careers and to our family lives, but always remembering the impression that this amazing game left on us. And DotA will ascend to a place of sanctuary, where it will never be touched by debauched abstractions.
Let's go home, /d2g/. It's time to go home.
>>166430385
>too expensive and inefficient for supports
>too inefficient for int or agi
>too inefficient and costly for str
Its like it's old rod of atos except without the niche or slightly OP but underutilized nature
It's just straight up bad
>>166429416
and ld started the fight with 1/4 his hp gone and 1/2 his mana
and 3 people are already dead
clearly its in the middle of action so yeah people are going to run out of mana
Heroes that can end the game in 20 minutes by themselves?
>>166432463
My mom when she tells you dinner is ready at 19:59
>>166432463
terrorblade who rushes treads -> moon shard -> moon shard
option HotD first for tanking towers
>>166432535
got em hahahaha
Me carry
>>166432860
He's never gonna recover from that Meepo game
>0 kills and assists
>9 deaths
>834 hero damage
>>166433159
Was that at Dotapit?
>>166433305
2nd game vs EG of the UB finals
>>166433305
Yes
https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/2932295320
Whenever NoBrains gets ousted for the terrible carry he is it gets me hard.
>>166433448
to be fair he had a terrible game for Meepo, all their lanes were shit
>>166433448
Didn't notail used to be top 5 meepo worldwide? What happened?
>>166433650
it wasnt so much a matter of the hero being played
What should I play at 3.7k MMR?
Been playing some support recently, skywrath and VS
I enjoy playing offlane troll but I'm not sure how viable it is, usually played it in great matchups with support
How do I get into League dotards?
>>166434281
grind bot games for dozens of hours to reach the bare minimum experience to unlock core features. grind hundreds more hours to unlock the necessary features to put you on par with everyone for each of the five rigid roles. then you can finally play the game without starting out gimped with lower stats than everyone else in the game.
>>166434616
>not just paying to unlock everything
Poorfags need to leave
>These people BSJ coaches
Holy shit 2k is fucking incredible.
>>166433650
pubs dont mean fucking shit
>-32
Why
>+25
>-25
>+25
>-25
>+25
>-25
>+25
>-25
>+25
>-25
this game is shit
>>166435382
better than
+15
-40
+20
-30
FUCK THIS
+-200 MMR MEANS JACK FUCKING SHIT AS TO THE OUTCOME OF THE GAME, WHY DO I HAVE TO PLAY A GAME WHERE I STAND TO LOSE MORE THAN WIN
So what was the final consensus on the puppet and Kuroky drama from way back? Not that either of them are relevant right now.
>>166435741
...did you not read the EE blog?
>no rat dotar
>no chinese riceoffs
>no deathball
>no lycan with unwarded jungle
>no aracana event PA every single game
>no lvl 1 rosh
Dota's boring, every game is ganky/teamfight comp vs ganky/teamfight comp. How do we make dotar exciting again?
>>166436226
>no deathball
deathball is very much viable, watch the first EG Secret game
>venge keeps swapping me into the enemy and killing me
how do i disable that again?
>>166436597
linkens, bkb so you can kill them, not shit positioning
>>166426950
shes a heretic
is ee our guy?
>>166436759
no i mean the venge is on my team and swapping me into fights purposely
>Region lock lasted only 6 days and it was the best the game has been through all its lifetime regarding match quality
>Friendly reminder Valve confirmed themselves region lock was too racist, not diverse and inclusive enough so they're doing their best to make MM a culturally enriching experience once again
https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/5pd48r/did_the_region_lock_get_reverted/dcqh1i5/
>>166431703
how much were you paid to write this and how can i get hired
>>166436969
its on the scoreboard
>We have not reverted the regional weight to matchmaking, it continues to be in effect. We did change the distance calculation to be more accurate - this change would matter more the further from the equator you are, in particular for Northern Europe
maybe instead of wasting time shitting up the general spend a few minutes studying english every day
Region locking is an improvement?
>>166436102
Just read it. Puppey actually was a violent asshole after we all jested with that dendi meme video. Did he kick Fly out of the team because he could take him IRL?
>>166437410
unlikely
he probably showed his true colors and fly/notail ended up leaving together
>>166435382
Get better at the game and you'll win more than you lose.
According to you you're in a perfectly balanced bracket for your skill level.
>>166437345
>Literally buying lies engineered for the good reddit goys
>To make matches as good for everyone as possible
>Majority of the playerbase (you included) are 2k peruvian shitskins
I'm not surprised you cannot read between lines Paco, also be more thankful since people who still have a little love for this game like me are the only ones keeping the thread alive
>>166437830
You are an absolute retard.
>>166437410
maybe who knows, it just explains too much
he likes to have a bunch of betas around him that he can push around. NA/EU doesn't want to play with him anymore because they know his shit, which explains SEAcret
Secret just seem done for, they have zero potential because of Puppey and his turkish master. If Puppey doesn't quit then it'll probably just be tier 3 local LAN's for the rest of their existance.
>>166438086
Excellent argument Paco, now go roll me a cigar while you wait for your queue to pop
>>166437345
Nigger its getting nerfed every single day
By the end of the month all that'll remain is that it'll probably keep people from the other side of the ocean out of your matches
Every day go to dictionary.com and look up whatever new words you see. Maybe every time you make a post you look up a random word
>>166438201
>actually playing the game
>>166438104
Glad everyone that got kicked from secret found some success afterwards. At least more than that fucking asshole. Still wonder about that Kuroky drama with RTZ, S4 and Zai. Guessing Puppey turned the team against him.
>>166438583
kiss my ass
>>166438583
Who are you replying to?
>>166438751
How stupid can you be
>>166438820
I see you're new to 4chan
>>166438906
Shut up you stupid nigger
>>166439043
>>166439174
I know where reddit is you absolute retard I came from there to discuss the news here just like everyone else did
dota is a really awesome version of american football
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxNGMvNIvP8
>>166439346
>>166439174
>>166439043
>>166438906
>>166438820
>>166438751
/lolg/ isn't even this bad
>>166437345
source
If +200 attack range turned Lone Druid into GoodSniper, what does +400 attack range do?
>>166439657
jakiro becomes a lean mean tower pushing machine
forreal though that and the +125 cast range are my goto talents on the double dragon
>>166435578
>win hard as fuck game
+13
>lose by getting steamrolled by the enemy team
-32
who's eren jaeger?
>>166439657
>>166439778
Just gotta build into veil/mjolnir
I'd love to roll jakiro mid again, but people will bitch and moan despite me giving them free MMR
>>166439546
>Dota 2 and /d2g/ have recently gone through all of the phases of sc2 dying except K-Pop spam
Those who do not know history's mistakes are doomed to repeat them
How do you choose whether to have wex or exort orbs active when you're right clicking? Assume wex and exort are both maxed.
how to efficiently farm as a support in the earlygame in 7.0?
what are the pull timings to stack/deny creeps?
>>166439997
does someone have that podcast clip with the sc2 people talking about the games decline with half of them acting like everything will be fine?
>>166440128
you want attack speed and attack damage to match if one is lower change it
>>166439997
You are a stupid nigger
>>166440150
>tfw you focus so much on Dota that you almost forget to fap
>>166439951
i am currently trying to break out of 3k, been spamming the hero along with offlaners and Necro, he's a very reliable first pick when no one else on your team is picking. Good all-purpose support that has the power to flash farm solo if you're behind/solo supporting
Recently had a guy try rubick mid thinking he was dendi, as dumb as it is (everyone always feeds when they go rubick mid) this slardar on my team (who bought two stouts) sperged and tried to hog his mid and we lost
basically yeah people really hate when supports try midding
>>166440150
>farming
>as a support
>missing out on the early game as a support
>pulling the neutrals that aren't even there for half the game
WEW LAD
>>166440263
remember when every stack time was either :53 or :55
thanks frosty toad man
>>166440359
>tfw you remember
>>166440414
what are you supposed to do when your carry is doing fine and doesnt need you at that second, but you still want to be in the area just in case somebody shows up?
sit in the trees and sap his xp or pull your wave, get gold/xp away from the carry, and stay in fighting condition?
are you actually unironically suggesting that supports shouldnt pull creeps into the jungle?
>>166440385
Doesn't happen as much to me in 3.5K-4k
I mostly spam jugg/lina/weaver but will probably add jakiro into the mix if I ever need to play support
>>166440515
go help another lane that needs it like the offlaner AND.... carry a TP to go back to safe.
kill their midlaner and even if you can't do this you can just sit on his face and deny farm the rest of the game or force 1-2 of their supports to rotate
srsly have u ever played support at all?
>>166440778
so you admit you have no idea how to get farm in as a support, and can only spout trite memes like "ward der jungle" or "jus rotate 2 offlane"
>>166440868
>getting farm as support
stop spouting this meme
at least i hope you are trying to be ironic because this otherwise indicates you are dumb A F
>kill 1 hero or assist in 1 kill
>get gold and EXP
???
>good support
>>166440868
>7.01, 2017
>Killing heroes award you gorillions of gold
>Hitting creeps for gold is so damn inefficient now that even carries are forced to teamfight after 8 minutes
>The only moment where hitting creeps is acceptable is during teamfights downtime or when playing from behind
>Even considering hitting creeps in deathball the meta
>>166441068
>pull 2 camps
>deny full wave to enemy while carry gets free lasthits under tower
>enemy now has to stand around with their thumb up their ass because they get nothing from the lane until the next wave
i want the 4k shitters to go back
>>166440868
you dont need to get farm on a support you fucking retard
just help your cores and then when teamfights happen bam your six slotted
>first pick carry
>team picks 3 carries and leaves me solo safelane
>2-18 after 15 minutes
>-25
>first pick carry
>team picks normally and i get a solid 8 mins of farm
>0-20 after 15 minutes
>-25
>>166441068
>>166441118
>>166441164
>REEEEE STOP TRYING TO GET GOLD ON A SUPPORT
>BOUNTY RUNE BELONGS TO THE CARRY STOP TAKING IT
>WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKKKKK NO WARDS
>>166441137
Iron talon and bounty runes are a thing you stupid nigger
How do you nerf deathball?
As it stands it's literally the only way to play Dota right now, but just how do you even nerf it?
stop responding to the autisitic supportcuck spaz
>>166441350
>tfw go iron talon on lich but team bullies me
>>166441269
>dont worry guys i'll support
>let me just farm my midas real quick
>I also need a blink dagger
>gonna need a bkb
>what the fuck my core has no fucking farm fuck this shit game
>>166441352
the exact opposite way it was buffed, reduce AOE gold for kills
>>166441269
No, i want YOU to get gold to increase our odds of winning, meaning if your core doesn't need immediate help go make yourself useful in other lanes by actually contributing on shutting down the enemy
How are you failing to grasp such a basic concept?
>>166441137
>pull 2 camps, oh shit one of them isnt there xD
>you carry is in a 1v1 with no guaranteed gold or exp while you arent getting any gold or exp
>enemy brings 1 (JUST ONE) extra hero to kill your carry or even you because neither of you are close to each other
>even if you manage to convince their offlaner to move elsewhere hell just gank your other lanes or pick up le iron talon
i want the 3k shitters to go back
Guys if you have a support you absolutely NEED to take a %xp talent to offset them leeching
>telling a guy to support someone else in 3k
>>166441502
>tfw can only either sap xp in lane or leave carry alone because pulling camps is banned in the year of our lord 2017
feels good
This EE stream with Jimmy and SVG in his team
Revert to 6.89 or no play
Revert to 6.89 or no play
I raised 400 mmr in 3 days playing only cores.
Before that I was stuck in 4200 for 1,5 yeard (YEARS)
What happened? Did I get good or there's another inflation wave?
>>166441979
I just hit 5k with 7.01 and got a hero to dotabuff top 100 whats your problem
>>166442060
Can he be a pos 1 carry again?
>>166441352
remove shrines entirely
no easy resets during laning, no more easy map control
>>166442060
How many games you played?
How many games you won?
How many days it took you?
>>166442112
Didn't mean to quote RIP.
>>166442196
Are koala bears really bears? They seem rather small compared to actual bears
>>166442403
IM GOING TO EAT YOU HAMSTER!
>>166442403
>This is your brain on anime
>>166441352
+4 creep gold
AoE gold no longer exists, if you get an assist you get the gold, not just for simply being there
Assist gold brought back to where it was
Remove shrines outside of base
Remove those two shrines not behind the tower tier 3 towers
Remove offlane bounty rune
Nerf neutral camp gold, return 1 minute spawn times
>>166441969
>he actually lost
Seriously, what goes on in EE's head.
>Artour just started streaming
>But I'm engrossed in this BSJ coach stream
help lads what do I do
>>166441352
It's funny how hard they tried to nerf Deathball in 7.00 and yet it's stronger than it was in the last patch.
>>166443036
>Nerfing the strategy that relies upon killing the opponents that will fight back instead of the intentionally braindead AI
>>166443036
>nerf deathball
>by adding free team heals so you van continue deathballing
>by buffing Chen
How exactly did they try to nerf them?
>>166443265
>High ground fountains
>Higher tower armour and damage
>Illusions do a lot less damage to buildings
>Crimson works on buildings
>tier 4s regenerate
Those are the ones that I can remember.
>>166439657
what is ww had a +400 attack range talent
:thinking:
>>166443380
>High ground fountains
Whoops, I meant shrines*
>>166443036
Just fucking nerf memeback gold and you've killed deathball. That's literally all you have to do.
The old ricers are fucking hungry to go back to building an advantage and winning with efficiency. They don't do it because they feed one fucking death and all their work is pissed away.
>>166443526
welcome ricefest.
>>166443380
>tier 4s regenerate
By the time that's actually relevant, you have either already lost the game or the purpose of the deathball has failed.
>Crimson works on buildings
Man I completely forgot about this.
Is it actually legit buying crimson guard on any hero now? I can't think of a hero that it would be worth rushing on.
>>166443526
fuck pvers
>>166443017
>implying you need to listen to this stream
Like bsj always tells 5k players, you already know the theory you just don't apply it.
>>166443380
Only luna+sd memeball got nerfed with illusion change, if anything it also hit splitpush hard
>>166443825
>Only luna+sd memeball got nerfed with illusion change
Barely.
You can still do that shit comfortably, it just takes her longer to destroy your buildings.
yunero the juggernaut is my spirit animal
his victories are mine and our journey is our bond
>>166443770
>tfw no 5/10 gf
>>166443894
Exactly
>>166443904
Drow is my spirit waifu
Her victories are mine and our journey is butt-bound
>rtc just randomed druid a week ago
>won 6 pubs
>then won a LAN with it
https://clips.twitch
.tv/arteezy/CloudyGorillaBloodTrail
Yea this shits getting nerfed
Check this out, mongoloids:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1eN1CPit2M&feature=youtu.be
You have only until June this year until your kusoge completely dies out!
Who else has jumped ship already? I know I have.
>>166444016
Ember is gonna get the nerf dick harder.
>>166443994
>tfw you will never be able to cosplay like this
>Puck gets THREE (3) Null Talismans
>All of them can be built into a lategame item
Thanks Icefraud
>>166431935
>post 6.80 babbies
The other items have been overbuffed to hell and back, halberd is ok.
>>166444347
you aren't trying hard enough
>>166444574
>veil is a lategame item
>>166444597
my ceiling is limited by gender
>>166444692
this is a picture of (you) right now
>come back to dota after 2 years
>lost 8 games in a row
>finally won one
am I back boys?
>>166424310
Oh good job Valve
>>166444663
>Amplifies magic damage in an aoe on a hero with 3 aoe magic damage spells
>Which also builds Dagon
It's a lot better than building into NOTHING and wasting 2 slots + almost 1000 gold because you have no laning skills
>>166444835
>come back to dota after 4 months of not playing
>lose 78 ranked games in a row
>win one on clok because i always get carried when i play this hero
is clok /ourguy/ ?
>>166444663
An item that amplifies spell damage by 25% will always be relevant throughout the game.
>>166424310
It's because Overbotch and TF2 started to butt heads and both ended up losing, creating a void in the multiplayer FPS department which only CS:GO has footing in (despite playing completely different from both).
>>166445036
>It's because Overbotch and TF2 started to butt heads and both ended up losing
What?
Overwatch is clearly dominant and still extremely popular.
TF2 can't compete with those asses.
when are they going to fix this game
>>166445209
maybe when we go down to 600k peaks in a couple months
>>166445142
TF2 took an enormous hit because of OW, and when OW's initial popularity wore off many people abandoned that game too, fearing it was going downhill in a similar fashion (despite still being much more successful than TF2, even now). The result was a massive influx of players to the only other major PC FPS.
6.81 private server when
>>166445329
After you suck me off.
Requesting that monkey king vs axe on top lane webm.
Or any monkey king webm where he just lifesteals his entire health back.
Requesting that nyx vs sf on bot lane webm.
Or any nyx webm where he just reflects his entire damage back.
Requesting that bloodseeker vs cm on mid lane webm. Or any bloodseeker webm where they just tp out
When the FUCK is valve going to dumpster LD?
>-50 sec respawn sniper with a bear on top
FUCK.
eyh guys remember when the answer to the enemy team just pathetically walking around the map as 5 was to split and outfarm them?
ahah so glad this time is over forever, now we can unironically farm jungle camp as 5 people without being made fun of
>>166445325
>(despite still being much more successful than TF2, even now)
That isn't true at all. TF2 was way more popular at its height.
>>166446192
>TF2 was way more popular at its height.
Overwatch's Reddit got more subs over the course of the open Beta than TF2's had acquired over 9 years.
>>166446392
Ah, yes, Reddit, the prime gaming hub of 9 years ago
When do we see PPD and QO's new team? QO seems like he would work great under the mastermind as captain.
>art admitting he is high
CAN WE JUST FUCKINBG STOPPPPPPPPPP
Should I play a game of dota or watch some Anime?
>>166446607
the latter
>>166446451
Even if TF2's had only been up for a few years, Overwatch's became more popular at a hyper-rapid rate.
Even right now Overwatch's has 5 times that of TF2's.
Overwatch is literally normie central, it makes them feel skilled at a shooting game even though it's made for babies.
>>166445329
weren't tournaments allowed to choose patches from the lobby?
What went right?
>>166446731
Don't forget about the waifus
why the fuck is rtz listening to tupac
this nigga is like 12
>>166446938
get fucked tupac #1
>2017
>no Witch Hero
dotards?????????????????
>>166446936
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDfPCxVMrY4
can someone post the comic with a jew looking for make a record deal with blacks to brainwash young white people into watching arteezy days in the east last panel
Reminder to switch to the better game
Just released!
>>166447132
>tfw having more fun playing a fucking card game than dota right now
get your shit together
what if eg won a non-honeypot lan
>>166447140
Jesus fuck China
>>166447235
>dont level mana break on antimage mom is better for farming
whoa
maybe its time to see if this ancient meme works now that shit stacks
>>166447140
hahahaha
>play other assfaggots
>adapt fine
>there are still colossal retards that feeds relentlessly and do nothing all game and complain about it in all chat
god fucking dammit I left dota for this exact same reason and I get the same shit?
Which one of you fags is complaining about bloodthorne on reddit? I SAW YOU POST THAT HERE YESTERDAY YOU PIECE OF SHIT.
Just because no one in your 2k mmr bracket buys bkb doesn't mean bloodthorne is broken.
>>166447503
>>166447492
you really thought it would be different?
>>166447503
the good thing about reddit is that when people make a post you can see the username
reminder that Adelaide is reddit
>damage to racks is now based on number of attacks and not dmg
>no regen on melee
is rat doto fixed?
>>166447661
holy fuck you are retarded
i need memes where are the fucking memes
i will post memes
>>166447661
first off rat dota doesn't even fucking exist anymore
second thats the most retarded fucking thing i've ever heard
good lord where do you shitters come from
>>166447727
this is team based game, why should one guy be able to take your whole base in seconds when you're fighting?
((((((((mmr spread))))))))))
>>166447775
we have valve in our pockets, if you think we're stopping after pocket riki you are mistaken.
>>166447757
no one can stop me
>>166447787
so windrunner becomes the new OP split pusher? how does that fix anything
WHAT THE FUCK WHY DID RTZ SWITCH GAMES
>>166447903
it makes my waifu the BEST!
>>166447878
>>166447757
>>166447372
Well they weren't able to win this honeypot one without cheating, so we know thats not gonna happen
>>166447969
>>166448009
thanks for helping me, guy or ""girl""
>>166447903
Arc warden as well
>>166448009
whos dis cumplum, dum-dum?
>>166448140
shes not cute from what i remember despite the webm
>>166448118
>>166447903
so then make it like 500 attacks or something
>>166448187
well then she's hiding it well
>>166448220
>>166448321
I by myself, with the help of memes, will keep /d2g/ alive
>>166448410
This general will not die on my watch
>played ONE game
JUST
I miss bulldog
>>166448512
Saving the rest of my memes for page 9 shenanigans, this is what we've come to /d2g/, we are one of those generals now
>>166448410
i miss ayesee, he was literally /our/ guy
nice game donuts
>>166448574
DUDE HE WAS HIGH LOL CHILL
>>166448201
>Pick Meepo
>Win
>>166448512
>mfw lolbabbies raid d2g and tell us to abandon ship
I MISS ZYORI
I MISS JAMES
I MISS BRUNO
WHAT HAPPENED TO MY DOTA
>>166448803
>I MISS ZYORI
said nobody ever
Nice patch, doturds
Nice game, dough turds
>>166448201
and now its impossible to end games because it takes 500 fucking hits
>>166448803
I MISS ZYORI
>Dotards think they're good at 5k mmr
>Literally every single pro shits on 5ks and considers them all to be trash
Daily reminder that if you aren't at least 6k MMR, then you are objectively shit at Dota.
Why do we hate Waga again?
>>166448902
you get bonus attacks in when more of your teammates are hitting the racks, done.
>>166448708
>>166448803
>>166448849
>>166448894
>>166448942
IM GOING TO EAT ALL OF YOU QTs!
>Won a game that i would've lost with any other hero constantly resetting my own retards and making the enemy unable to successfully assault our base as Underlord
>yogurt
>>166448942
>tfw finally broke 6k again after two weeks
gonna ride this high for atleast a week before I attempt solo ranked again
>do everything else put put KDA/LH back where it was in the old UI.
bravo valve, You deserve this game to die.
>>166449078
>resetting my own retards
the hells that mean
it's time
>>166449094
>>166449191
where did this cm is a slut meme came from?
>>166447140
I HAVE TO PLAY THIS
>>166449094
>>166449191
is cm the biggest cock sleeve in dota?
>>166449169
>My entire team sets itself up for perfect enemy blackholes
>Enemy about to anally destroy my entire team
>Hey it's your uber driver i'm outside
>Win
>>166449332
>Said while Slark exists
>>166448942
>Playing ranked MMR
>2017
Get a load of this guy
>>166448321
>not "rubick steals supernova.gif"
>>166447140
>League getting cucked by their chink masters
this general is fucking garbage
On second thought, I'm just going to play dota.
>BSJ's stream
oh my gosh this is so lewd
STOP MASTURBATING EVERDAY OR AT ""LEAST"" TONE DOWN THE HAND SMACKING AND YOU WONT JUST GET BETTER AT DOTA BUT ALSO AT LIFE
>>166449954
>falling for the testosterone jew
All it does is bait you into fucking 3d whores which is the opposite of 'getting better at life'.
>>166424134
>dark seer aghs reworked
>aghs adds a new ability Hybridize
>transform an enemy illusion from the wall of replicate into one that can use its non-ult abilities, however the illusion then becomes temporary with 10s duration, 30s CD, 200 mana cost
have I fixed dark seer?
>>166449954
>tfw I just ordered a new Tenga.
Who cares about Dota
>>166450086
good job senpai
what type?
not shittalking anyone but, why are majority of team captains(if not, all of them) support players?
>>166450065
you made morphling with Aghanim's Scepter
>>166449606
This whole site is fucking garbage.
>>166450119
The best captain in the worldEternalEnvyis a mid player though.
>>166450119
support players are already focused on the overall gamestate rather than the minutia of outplaying their lane opponent for farm
>>166449954
Shit feels too good fampai, I ain't stopping anytime soon.
Also dota is shit, play a better game.
>>166450131
aghs as an item doesn't really fit well with morph's role, being put onto a hero like dark seer gives the mechanic some room for real use
>>166449954
>tfw masturbating at least 4 times a day
Literally cumming blanks senpai.
>>166449094
i want to pound CM so hard that her bones are crushed
does anyone else get this feel?
>>166450086
>google tenga
>google now will probably keep tenga in my google data base of personal info and use it against me along with amazon offers towards masturbation tools
W E W
>ixmike, BSJ and QO on the same team together
what a world
>HotD
>Recipe from 725 to 1250
>Wildkin
>Gain ability: Lay Egg
>25 second cooldown
>Drops an egg on its current location you can click on it to heal you for 300 hp
>Doesn't interrupt channeling
>Alpha Wolf
>Becomes Beta Wolf once you dominate him
>Gains passive: Defend
>You gain +5 armor when you set wolf to follow you
>Ghost
>Gain new ability: Possess
>Sacrifice Ghost to slow enemy movement by 40% and Attack by 100
>Last 13 seconds
>Vhoul Assassin
>Envenomed Weapon upgraded from 2 dps to 4 dps can be stacked 5x
>Also reduces heals by 6% max
>>166450105
Soft tube cup, cool. Broke my egg yesterday from rigorous use.
>>166450330
>ixmike, BSJ and QO
Literally who's.
>>166450330
>a bunch of NA losers on a team together
It's more likely than you think
All it needs is ritsu
>>166450331
>Alpha Wolf
>Becomes Beta Wolf once you dominate him
Bulldog (Our Guy) is streaming!
>>166450505
>Watching Reddit's guy over our guy (ixmike through BSJ proxy) for the sick NA bantz
sasuga dotard
>>166450542
>watching NA dota
>ever
>>166450615
>animetard can't handle the bantz
figures
>>166450505
finally
>>166450647
>Bantz
How does it feel like to be a teenager that thinks bantz is funny?
>>166450542
I almost switched over to bulldog but QO being on weaver made me stick with bsj.
>>166450723
>i only enjoy mature commentary from mature gamers such as myself
>>166450840
So farming really is dead huh.
>>166450192
wow you really are wasting your time if you are in a general of a game you hate.
This game is literally killing me. How do I stop, /d2g/?
Why does QO sound like a ghetto washed nigger when he's Korean?
>>166451265
>Live in Korea
>Skip school to play video games
>Most English lessons come from mouthbreathers over the mic
>>166451265
korea is literally little america
>>166450001
2d girls wouldn't like you anyway if they did encounter you though. 2d is pretty much "good thing we have a whole layer of reality separating us so she'll never see the real me"
>>166451196
You know, just like turn off your pc and do something else like take a shower or eat something.
>>166451395
im not him but...
ive met my 2D waifu IRL and we really liked each other and mated plenty
speak for urself TBFH (pic related)
>they play dota the two
>>166451395
> 2d girls wouldn't like you anyway if they did encounter you
>>166451558
what anime is that from?
>>166450615
>>166450723
>>166450952
aaahhhhhhuunnfffff
kagami is too perfect
too perfect
i must breed with her
>>166450615
that girl looks like mirana a little bit
>>166450119
captains are usually the main shotcallers. so instead of focusing on csing/laning they can focus on getting objectives done and watch all the lanes
>>166451965
New Game!
>europeans wake up
>suddenly /d2g/ flooded with anime
huh I wonder if these two are related
>>166450647
How does spamming "muh team" in all chat even qualify as banter?
>Have a mid Skywrath
>Feeds enemy LC because mid Skywrath vs LC and SB
>"B-But Anon, I did really good against the Templar!"
>Obviously my fault, the safelane carry getting shit on because we essentially have no support to ward against LC
>Lose
Just another day in 1k. Fucking end my life.
Reminder to never do drugs kids.
>>166452559
I've been here all night though, and it's already 9:43am in Portugal.
>>166452643
He's super justed, doesn't even get invited to events anymore.
>>166452703
what happened, desu
>>166452643
Do they seriously only have fucking English Second Language (not to be confused with ESL - E-Sport's League, LOL) retards to write this shit?
It sounds fucking terrible.
>>166452652
Oh? You're not fucking bitches on the beach or whatever?
>>166452841
Dude, it's fucking winter right now.
It's COLD AS HELL.
>>166452559
>implying it's a bad thing
>>166452559
We anime now?
>>166452934
2hu isn't Anime.
What's with Dota games ending in complete draws now? It seems like if neither team ends in 40 minutes, it just gets drawn-out to hell until one team makes a mistake.
>>166453053
Buy the new jugg arcana coming this new bloom patch.
What the FUCK is her problem?
>>166452893
I thought you wore shorts and ate Ice cream during winter.
>>166453113
anyone would be mad if their daughteru is a tard
>>166453113
Who the fuk is this bitch?
>>166453121
Are you kidding, this has been one of the coldest winters ever.
It's fucking freezing right now. I'd had to deal with temperatures of 6 degree's Celsius already this year. It's fucking retarded.
I only wear shorts during spring, summer and autumn.
>>166453101
>No Christmas update
>No Halloween update
>No New Year's update
>But it's 99% likely we'll get a Chinese New Year update
This shit triggers me so hard actually.
Does Valve even care about the West? Why the fuck do they suck China's dick so hard? There's the stolen Chinese API key scandal that Valve did nothing about, the fact Chinese Dota servers are owned by Perfect World (chinese company), and the unnecessary hero censorship to conform to Chinese laws (skeleton king into wraith king). All this on-top of the fact that Valve only ever bothers to make holiday events for the Chinese and yet every single fucking Dota tournament we get in China is ALWAYS A FUCKING DISASTER.
Is Icefrog's girlfriend Chinese or something? What the fuck is this Chinese worship Valve has going on?
>>166429187
>Doom doing literally no damage
>>166453221
>Does Valve even care
Do you retards seriously believe it took them almost half a year of hard work to come up with these UI and HUD changes along with the map, talent tree and other shit that came with with 7.00 update?
Get a fucking clue already. After TI ended and they stuffed their pockets with over 70 million big ones, again, thanks to you idiots who supported them by buying their shit, they went off for at least a 1-2 month vacation on the Maldives and then started to production on more money-driven goals like the Fall Pass for, again, you losers to spend more money on.
Also by working maybe like 3 days a week and being lords to themselves, they literally don't give a shit or have to answer to anyone regarding deadlines.
Not to mention they even released the entire content with more bugs than the current version the game had been running in and they didn't gave a shit. They just kept tweaking it for a few days and now guess what, 2 week vacation because Christmas + New years!
They have been doing shit like this and will continue to do so because they know that at the end of the day, no matter the state of how bad things get, you morons will still throw money at them and keep on buying the shit they shit out of their asses like there's no tomorrow.
You want the game fixed? Too bad, up next in the agenda is the Chinese New Bloom event with the Juggernaut Arcana!
Be sure to have some money read on your Steam wallet, fellow gulagite redditor!
You have to support this game you love so much! Shoutouts to Valvo for making it happen!!!
This is the type of game you're playing now.
>>166453213
Rosa, only mother that knows how to deal with little anime girls
>>166453213
>It's fucking freezing right now
>6 degree's Celsius
>>166452559
>Evening in 3rd world asian shitholeland (Malaysia, Indonesia, Philippines), so all the shitskins are at home now
>/d2g/ suddenly flooded with anime
Really makes the neurons in your brain transmit electrical signals really fast.
>>166453351
It is to me, dude!
I'm not used to this cold weather. Shit's extreme for where I live.
Good thing I have flight back to Argentina
>>166453397
90% of this is all me though.
Man... anime... sure is a... thing... hmmm... right?
>>166453397
I used to hate animeposters, now I've become one of them. Mostly out of spite because this general is so shit either way nowadays.
>>166453689
Good choice!
Dumping 1/500
I need to breed Auroth
ded
sheever nudes when
>this is the point d2g has reached
>image dumps to make sure we dont fall off page 10
i relish for the day we actually die for the first time. After that it's downhill until we reach csgog tier of only being alive for events, and then all thats left is the quick fall into starcraft tier of dead
Valve murdered this game. Some of the ones left posting here still support them. Sad.
>>166454676
Daily reminder that Dota losses more and more players for each day.
>>166454757
not consistent enough hats (csgo does it better) . Custom games don't get support, esports is only interesting during majors/TI. ranked makes you hate the game.
Quite a few things to solve.
>>166454757
w-will this be the first month dota doesn't reach one million peak players
>tfw no dota lovin' babe gf, dudette to keep me warm during these FUCKING COLD WINTER DAYS HOLY SHIT IT'S COLD
/d2g/ is all right
>>166454676
/csgog/ died with betting. That was literally the only thing they talked about, ever.
>>166454986
>6 degrees Celsius
>>166455007
nice epic i like it
>>166455068
me too thanks
>>166454757
>"6.89 is pretty balanced and fun, thanks IceFrog!"
>Games hits all-time high consistent players
>IceFrog: "Yo check this shit out"
>>166454984
Nah because Valve will release their new bloom shit later this week and all the epik redditors of le /d2g/ here will open their asse... er, ups, wallets! up for them and purchase the jugg arcana and whatever.
Get your steambux ready! Shoutouts to Vale for making it happen!
>>166454984
it'll be the first time since 2015, yea
avg players haven't been this low since 2015 too
mondays now hit peaks of mid 700k players
this is where dota's headed
the moba bubble has popped
watch ti7 prizepool reach sub ti5 levels
>>166455151
what does she have in her hand.....
IceFrog: "Ayy guys, I've been playing this really cool game called Heroes of the Storm. It's like a shitty Dota. I'm gonna make Dota a shitty HotS now, okay?"
>6 degrees is cold
>>166455208
Nothing.
Why do you ask?
>>166455297
It's really cold, I'm glad you agree dude man.
Does anybody else think it's pathetic how in order to keep people interested in "esports", there needs to be constant changes and updates and little festive "events"?
You don't see the bloody NBA changing the rules of Basketball every few months or football suddenly deciding to kick around giant holiday ornaments instead of balls for the duration of Christmas. No, those sports stay the same always. People actually like and play the sport for the sport's sake and aren't just strung along like kids are with "esports".
>tfw no BLACKED hero
IceFrog: "Ayy guys, Valve told me I gotta do this shit or I'm fired, okay?"
>>166455315
Dude look again, she has a tiny bottle in her hand, what is it?
Which heroes can solo win a lane at 3k?
Keep in mind I'm also 3k retard.
>>166455321
esports are a money making gig, retard.
Nobody gives a shit what you think, all the said kids will eat up muh esports celebrities and personalities trash horseshit by the spoon and give tons of money from their mommy's wallet to the companies ruinning the shtick.
It's all about the money, the moolah, the dollah, the shekelim, the nugget, the double duck, the twigger, the fat echidna or fat turnbull.
FUCK your game. Money talks.
>>166455475
It's a mosquito cream. You apply that on mosquito bites.
Why is position 3 huskar with Aghanim's not a thing?
>Avatarfaggots
>Using seasonal reddit waifus.
>tfw no vampire hero
Why is support Drow Ranger not a thing?
>>166455528
Basically every mid hero.
>>166455627
Is this a dota hero?
>>166455695
The character in that anime was based on Lina from Dota, so I guess you could call her a dota her.
>>166455627
Lina inverse is cute!
>>166455732
Nice, I bet she's useless too.
>>166455787
here
>>166455581
>>166455787
Name two(1) good post in this thread. €20 goes to the first person to do this.
>>166455787
adelaide hasn't posted yet
>>166455837
You can't nominate your own post and it's shit anyways.
>>166455883
adelewd?
>>166455972
adelaide
>>166455942
Fine, here
>>166450192
Dota college class when?
>>166456103
What happened to this dude's hair?
>>166456040
You stupid gay aussie.
>>166456136
Balding. Happens to most people. Hair is annoying anyway. And it has no function in 2017 beyond aesthetics.
>166456193
balding, cuck-porn watching effete faggot spotted
>>166456193
Hey, don't bully Adelewd!
>>166453397
If that's what it takes to drive away underage edgy /pol/shits then so be it. The reason the general has been shit for the last few months is because the anime posters were absent.
>>166456236
A trap like you has no business telling me what to do. Sit on my lap before you talk if you have an issue.
>>166456354
What the fuck, I'm not a trap.
>>166453221
>hates chinks
>posts anime
????????????????????????????????????????
>>166456396
Then why do you talk like a girl?
You're a girl in your mind and you need to accept it.
>Medallion of Courage inflicts a self-debuff that counteracts the passive bonus
>This can be purged, making for interesting scenarios where the drawback can be negated
>Meanwhile Solar Crest just stops working if it's on cooldown
>Meaning that it gains use with Arcane Rune and Octarine in exchange for losing utility with a bundle of other items and abilities
>and basically removing the active if you stack them because lmao tied to cooldown
What retard at Valve made this decision?
>>166456471
But I don't talk like a girl though. I don't even see myself as a girl, like, seriously, like, what the actual fuck.
Put this general out of it's misery until the major starts up, Fucking hell.
>>166456103
Day9 was probably really popular with the ladies in high school.
>>166456491
>Wanting a DK to waltz in with Blade Mail and Mjollnir active, then proceed to give your carry -10 armor and 30% blind, only to purge off the drawback with Lotus Orb
Be glad it's fucking limited to just -7 armor i.e. goodDesolator
There's slavladder qualifiers all day today, we could talk about those.
WG. Unity, Fnatic, TNC, Alliance, C9, Liquid, NP, DC, Freedom, Onyx, Infamous, a lot of teams playing.
Oh,... wait... /d2g/ doesn't care because it's not their meme eceleb rtz...
>>166456635
Where can I get a jacket like this?
>Overwatch gets an awesome Chinese New Year event with a new game mode and tons of skins
>LoL gets a good Chinese New Year event with new skins
>Dota gets jack shit
Why?
>>166456672
Dude............
I'm not gay. Seriously.
>>166456731
You want events? Who the fuck do you think you are? Is buying a battlepass three times a year not enough of an event for you?
>>166456731
>Not the same market, irrelevant comparison
>Hats
>Will be hats
I fail to see the issue.
>>166456731
pssst... buy the new bloom battle pass and the jugg arcana coming this week!
>>166456749
So you're dude broing it all up like tiago are you? Sorry it's not working. I can see a false flag sticking out like your sore boner. Don't worry, it's not gay, because you're a girl (male) not a guy (male)
>>166456868
>So you're dude broing it all up like tiago are you?
What the fuck are you on about.
I am Tiago.
>>166456947
Idiot
>>166457003
Sorry.
>>166457003
Want to surprise bf by learning how to play DotA, how hard is it?
Hi,
Just a super noob here with no gaming experience whatsoever besides Maplestory 12 years ago. However, my bf is a huge gamer and loves DotA and so I’m always watching twitch videos and tournaments with him but am mostly lost.
I kinda want to try to start playing so that I can surprise him as well as be more knowledgeable so that I can understand when I’m watching him play. I just feel tentative to start because I understand how angry players can get which is valid sometimes and I’m afraid that I’ll be so bad people will hate me. It also looks like a fun game that I’d like to try but I know I won’t take it as seriously as other gamers so I’m worried about that too.
Any advice?
Edit: Thank you for all your advice and input, I appreciate it so much! I will definitely give the game a try and keep to bots at first until I can understand more of it. Then over time when I can play a game confidently, I’ll tell him and I think it would be a nice unexpected surprise. It’s really way out of my comfort zone. My hobby’s makeup and his is gaming so I think he’ll have a good laugh hehehehe.
why the fuck are people erping in my /d2g/
>>166457318
Why were you under that /d2g/ was "yours"?
LOL
LOL!!!!!!!
>>166457380
Damn, I meant to say "under the impression".
I guess I should call it a night and go to sleep.
>>166457318
>go to overwatch general
>people discussing the game and the event coming today you don't even need to pay into to get anything unlike dota's
where did it all go so wrong for us
Nice tutorial, dotards.
>>166457531
You don't need tutorials.
Only 9 inches?
>join game
>at least 40% of players are smurfs
>>166457467
How much is it to attend a dota 2 event?
whos ready for more chink cocksucking
>>166457702
The game becomes unfunny to play the more mmr you gain because the retards are tryharding and will dumpster you if you don't tryhard like them and losing isn't funny. That's why people smurf so they can have fun at normal skill.
>>166457757
>this rationalization
People smurf because they can't win on their mains and need to get their kicks off beating on people worse than them. No more no less.
>>166457757
Why the hell would they not just play normal games instead of ranked then?
>>166457638
TRESDIN PLS IVE BEEN ERECT FOR 5 HOURS! IM GOING TO PASS OUT IF YOU DONT LET ME CUM!
hmmmm...
good night, dotards.
>>166457872
because only ranked matters to them thanks to reddit circle jerking about gitting gud.
>>166457848
That's what I said. They have to tryhard to win on their mains.
>tfw no trap hero
what text to speech is bulldog using, with the girl?
>>166458856
the kys one
>>166457848
people smurf because climbing mmr is harder than calibrating to 4k-5k
>>166445325
>TF2 took an enormous hit because of OW,
What a load of bullshit. TF2 numbers are still the same, there are still the same amount of people playing it. OW didn't impact it at all.
anyone watching TCN v WG in a sec? i want someone to shitpost with
>>166458890
heh
for real tho
>>166459624
>watching who vs who when bulldong is about to play the new resident evil
>>166459541
this is autism
>>166459830
d2g is still not short for "I suck capcoms cock general"
Is Chaos Knight good?
>>166460087
always
who has hotter women, malaysia or philipines? inb4 kellyposting
>>166460348
What's the best meme build for him?
>>166460087
literally the best late game hero
>>166460087
Yes, no, depends on the matchup.Get someone to babysit you in laning phase so you can secure your first item or two and you're fine
So
C9 vs Liquid
who wins?
>>166460596
double bracer into blink
>>166460709
who?
>>166460596
Don't know about meme, but I've been playing him a lot with the following build lately
Armlet->Ptread->Desolator->Abyssal
Get BKB before abyssal if you need to.
>>166460087
not against a competent gorilla or scorpion
remove farming and pushing next patch please, i love the changes in 7.00, it's the only things holding Dota back.
>>166460596
stout qb tangoes
blight stone
sobi
medallion
level only crit and rift and spam it on the enemy laner
Is Pugna OP?
>get shit grades in high school because discover dota before finals
>apply to a shitty university into the shittiest degree in engineering
>everyone I meet in that class is a hippie smoking weed and getting drunk every Friday and never studied in their lives
>going to the shitty university in the meantime and passing without studying for anything
>improve my high school grades to a 90% average
>feel superior to the shitters despite the fact that anyone could probably get those good grades if they spent an extra year improving them that like I did
>get D in my latest semester project while normies get Bs
>blame myself for watching dotapit before the exam and blame the shitters for not letting me answer any questions
>feel like shit and wonder if I belong in this shitty university
>was considering applying to medicine because I have the grades now but I doubt myself because of being worse than shitters
>Don't want to let the last year and a half at the shitty university go to waste by switching to something else
>never had a job
>shitty mmr
>feel like a failure at life
>dad hates me
>little sister hates me because she thinks I'm wasting my life
What do I exist for? Do I drown myself in escapism with dota and anime?
>>166460596
>>166460945
Also, skill build
Q-W-Q-E-W-W-W-Q-Q-AS talent-Ult-Ult
Take the movement speed talent 9 times out of 10 at 15
Always take +12 all stats
20% CDR unless they have enemies you really need to rift through BKB/have natural immunity (spinning jug)
>>166461296
>be a useless waste of space
>feel superior to other useless wastes of space
no wonder you liked dota
>>166461296
take a knife and cut yourself
>>166427895
peenoise
If I buy six Vitality Booster will I live forever?
>>166461785
Naix still gonna kill u
>>166460849
>>166460945
>>166461205
No echo saber?
>>166434990
>paying to win
Noobs need to leave.
>>166461956
echo is the biggest meme item in the game
only six or seven heroes get use out of it, and even then they usually sell it after getting a few items
>>166447775
>rat dota doesn't exist
Shadow Demon + Luna would like to have a word with you.
What's the way to free mmr in below 1k?
>inb4 get get good
>>166434990
You can't buy IP nigger. You need the proper runes to not be severely gimped. The only way to get IP is to play.
>>166462123
you don't even know what rat dota means
>>166452628
>1k
How the fuck do you matriculate at 1k? How the fuck does anyone get even 2k if they actually spent time to learn the game?
>>166461296
is your sister cute?
answer honestly pls!
>>166462050
It's nice on paper but it's a dead lategame item, which is where you really shine as CK. Its just one of those "almost but not quite" items.
>>166462175
If you define rat dota as centered on heroes like LD, Bulldog's NP, Morphling, then sure.
Sing is streaming
>>166462201
A little.
>>166462419
cunt
The cancer in 7.01 that is killing dota and creeping
>jungle spawns nerfed in 7.00
>jungle bounties nerfed in 6.84
>kill aoe gold buffed in 6.82
>kill exp buffed recently
>shrines that allow constant ganks
>towers falling too fast
>games snowballing to 20 min ends
>a single kill allows the enemy team to get tons of gold despite not farming any creeps all game
>carries can't carry against teams that run at them
>ganking playstyles trump all the others especially carrying and only memepushing comes second
>support pudges hooking heroes 3 times his networth and solo killing them
>brain dead heroes like slark, PA, huskar, sniper, drow and pudge are stronger than heroes that require skill to play such as visage and chen
>buying an early midas means you lose because the enemy team will snowball and roll you over and end the game by 20 minutes because you didn't buy instant memefighting items like drums or HOTD or sny or SHIT
>all carry players including rtz(lmao even this nigger) have been in pain since 6.81
>meme teamfights and run-at-face-as-five dota is constantly pushed as an agenda by that enslaved icefrog faggot so games are "entertaining"
>If you ganked a lane as 5 in the previous patches before 6.82, the other two lanes got more free farm and experience than you did, so people used to do it less. Those days the best you could do was 3 man gank another lane, which meant that individual skill mattered more than simply outnumbering the enemy
>Memefight deathball fangays will argue that outnumbering the enemy takes skill because 5 people are working together as a team. Somehow 5v1 actually takes skill because you're 5 people working together to rape someone?
FUCK THIS NO SKILL GAME FUCK IT.
AND FUCK VALVE DRONES
>>166462503
kys farmfag this is a fighting game now
lol the game can't even reach 800k peak any more, Just end it.
>>166461296
Can someone give me validation?
what if
>oblivion staff + staff of wizardry
>light saber
>active: deflects all incoming attacks from the front for 3 seconds
>>166462986
Ho ho haha. That's pretty funny.
>>166462986
calling icefrog right now
>>166462425
put in a good word for me
>:3
>>166462503
t. Juan,Jungle LC pro
Why the fuck cs:go has such fast search times?
Barely 30 seconds while dota has to calculate some bullshit good goy points or something.
WOW
>>166430047
what did he mean with this?
>cs:go
>>166461296
>Don't want to let the last year and a half at the shitty university go to waste by switching to something else
that's a really bad reason to stay. people make the wrong choices, one and a half years is almost an early catch desu. not saying you gotta switch but that's the wrong reason to stay
>>166462503
>cries the skill floor has dropped
>only wants to hit neutrals all game
wow provides plenty of opportunity to pve
bo2 is best system. all wins mean something and really- who wants to watch two shit teams play 3 games?
>this new resident evil game
redneck hero when?
>Tune into TNC-WG
>Lumi and Eosin
Thanks for existing, mute button
>not watching singsing stream
>>166463680
But I don't even know if I deserve better. My dad keeps telling me to switch to something else because he's thinks this shitty degree won't make use of my braincells. But I don't even think I have many brain cells to really be something desu.
>>166464049
[A] vs akke and Xcalibur in 30mins
>>166463797
>playing subscription grind based mmos because icefrog killed dota
No.
>>166464105
your dad literally believes in you
I don't know either but you could be a lot worse off I tell you hwat
>>166464184
play a free fucking korean one then
its clear all you want to do is hit creeps like autist
>>166464184
>being too poor to afford a subscription
first EVEN number reply picks my new name for 100 games
what did the mask man meant by this?
>>166464091
if i wanted to watch some memeing retard id watch bulldong because at least he is actually good at dota and occasionally funny
>>166464427
Panchira
Futomomo
>>166462165
Bump
>>166464427
Peruvian Friendly (tmb espanol)
>>166462165
farm
>>166464780
Asshole, but done.
>>166464886
well palyed gg gl hf
>>166446731
>normie central
>tits and guns
i disagree.
as a normie, i dont want my game to become too sexual.
we have porn for that
>>166464272
>>166464269
Shut up idiots
>mmos in 2017
>wasting lives grinding from level 1 when people are billionaires ingame
Fuck that. Fix farming in dota.
>>166465176
i also feel this way. playing games like those make me feel like a retard.
lucky that we have csgo, gta, dota and nba2k for this retarded shit
>>166465361
dota is a pvp game, deal with it nerd
icefrog has spoken
>>166454651
nice old bags
>>166465176
Why do you care?
Most of the time I don't get you "people", I mean you're probably having sex right now.
>>166465361
you just sound mega ass blasted that you are shit
what do you think of this format? obv can't be used for majors but what about TI?
>>166465576
>competitive dota isnt rigged
>>166465509
>>166465557
Check your creep score before you talk you shitstains
>>166465623
>jerking off to cs in dota 7.01
>year of our lord two thousand and seventeen
grampa you are so racist when you are mad
>>166454651
the blonde/reddish pubic hair and perfect pink lips
>>166465750
You underage 17 year old nu-male, just be careful you don't cut yourself with that edge.
>>166465881
>You underage 17 year old nu-male
how does it feel being completely fucking wrong gramps?
>limp dick
>Jonas and fag
>hand job
>cuckda
>LGBT
What is this alliance lineup?
que quiero decir el ranahelada con esto?
>>166440263
>Trying to stack the radiant bottom camp
>>166465951
Yeah I forgot that underage means below 14 now. Nice age of consent. Go fuck your classmates and leave dota to the ones that actually know what we are doing.
Does anyone here have kids? What do you do when your newborn is crying and you're in the middle of a ranked game?
>>166466275
>wants to do nothing but hit creeps for 60mins
>claims he actually knows what he is doing
does being so old make you senile or were you retarded in your youth as well?
Reminder that EG paid top dollar ddos attacks on OG during dotapit
Is it worry time yet?
>>166466684
>number one game on steam by a 200k player margin
>ded gaem
Why are people from other games hopping on the Dota 2 train? What brings people like Totalbiscuit, Day9, and DJWheat to the Dota 2 community?
>>166466684
No reddit isn't worried.
>>166466770
>use to get 1 million peak daily.
>can't even get 800k any more.
im going to eat venge like a blueberry!
>>166466773
Money
When do I choose necronomicon over manta in general and specific for pushing?
>>166466902
Manta on agi heroes. Necro on non agi
>>166466840
vengeful waifu
>>166466967
But I have never seen a tiny with necronomicon...
>>166466802
what is your point?
is it that china has moved on?
or is it that the broken custom games are affecting user base?
>Alliance losing to it's rejects
JUST FUCKING DISBAND ALREADY
>>166467054
The point is, The game has lost 300k players since the biggest update in Dota 2 history.
really makes me think.
>BTS lackey casting dota
>lags out the ass
Didn't LD spend LITERALLY HUNDREDS on a special studio for them?
Why did the meta turn into complete garbage LoL-style 5v5 mid deathball SC2 ez-mode protoss bullshit?
>>166467184
yet the player average is only down 20k
the ol noggin is joggin
how fucking shit is alliance. just fucking disband
>>166466879
>>166466773
Their Dota 2 content fucking sucks compared to actual Dota 2 content creators, but Dota 2 content creators seem to have jumped ship.
>>166467143
>>166467536
come on guys, loda has to feed his wife's kids.
>>166467430
trump
D
E
oдpяхлeвший?
Should Loda retire into a coaching role?
>>166438654
Pretty sure it was just an issue of everyone wanted to be a leader. s4 wanted to draft and deide the direction, rtz always wanted to play his playstyle, kuro wanted to play his vision of dota.
and when you win it doesnt matter because something is working, but suddenly when you lose those visions clash.
everyone is blaming the next guy on the losses and the team fails.
>tfw your carry doesn't know what to do when the laning phase ends and he has to actually start thinking beyond last hitting
fuck
>>166470121
El presidente not practicing is enough for them not to trust his drafting, that's why you see S4 drafting ti5
>>166471116
let's somke bruh
>>166469703
There are alot of old pros that need to kick the bucket eventually. If not because they need to relearn shit for 7.00 but because their younger counterparts are 10x better.
>>166471539
>they are not PPD
>>166470121
Whats the difference between rtz and kuro vison of dota?
both play really greedy/farm heavy heroes
I WANT TO KISS MIRANA SO HARD!
twitch is lagging like shit for me right now,anyone have a working youtube stream?
>>166471116
>tfw your support has no clue what to do in the laning phase and pulls while the enemy is pushing the tower and harassing the shit out of you
>>166471836
>tfw your roamer sits in the lane to sap exp for "muh level 2" and then basically doesn't do shit for ages
is it broken?
>>166471818
>yool 2017
>still not using livestreamer
kys
>>166471836
>>166471941
is roaming vengue good enough to play my first games?
Pros always build aquila on almost any agi carry. I never do. Should I?
I guess my reason why I don't do it often is that I farm slower because I'm a 3k shitter and that lanes are usually more fighty/messy than the average pro/high skill game.
Thoughts?
>>166472103
>livestreamer
iam kinda dumb so how do you install that?
>>166472493
Not saying it's not smart to use Livestreamer but if Twitch is lagging it probably will too unless you have a total potato computer.
>"Pro" players just literally sit in lane with their thumbs up their asses looking for teamfights with their shitty 200gpm carries
>Meanwhile I, a 3k pubstar, am literally sitting at 600+gpm farming up a storm because I'm not a dumbshit wasting my precious time babysitting my shitstain teammates
Why do they fucking do this, you guys?
>>166467634
What content creators?
From what I can tell the entire dota 2 youtube scene collapsed because WehSing and Admiralbulldog channel finally copyrighted their videos or something; no one can rip clips from their streams anymore.
>>166466773
If anything, the radical changes from 7.00 made it seem "easier" to get into the game. Everyone, including pros, are still trying to learn the game.
I wouldn't know how money nor popularity comes into this. If you asked around people tend to think the game is dying (lots of shitposting does that, not just on /d2g/).
>>166472841
>>166473005
>reddit spacing
Will 9k vs c9 be on the same channel as the swedes or another? (I am new to watching dota)
>>166472760
this is one buzzy pasta
>>166473161
>steals meme from /srg/
>doesn't even get it right
>>166473257
It'll be on the same channel, since it's the same tournament.
LADS
>bOne7 Joins Team NP as Coach
actually lmaoing.
>>166473643
OH SHIT
I WANT TO SQUEEZE POTM!
>bone7 coach
>>166473643
Who is this fella?
>>166472493
https://github.com/chrippa/livestreamer/releases
this is the base application which will allow a media client like vlc or mpc-hc to access the twitch servers
https://github.com/streamlink/streamlink-twitch-gui
this will provide a gui to access livesteamer
>>166474393
not him but does twitch know i'm using livestreamer?
I gave livestreamer twitch token access & I'm also signed in with steam
just wondering because I want a souvenir case from the major
gulag is really slow today
hmm
Liquid's first game in a month is live
>>166474628
yes twitch tracks livestreamer users
the only component of the twitch """"experience"""" you lose is the chat client, which can either be accessed through a browser popout or an irc client
>>166475084
Dota 3? PogChamp
>>166475084
what sort of a cuckold actually watches others play video games
how do i fix this
>>166475203
What kind of pleb plays games himself instead of letting others do it for him?
>>166475203
>what sort of a cuckold actually watches others play sports
literally billions of people around the world
>>166475151
dearly do fuck off and kill yourself, reddit bro
>>166475224
wait
>>166461629
t. chink
Is this KINO?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LH-W5_pDd98
>>166475338
been waiting 2 years
>>166475578
Well
Its something
>>166475820
cut your nails you flthy nig
our lad is casting for us
thirdies on our 4chan? its more likely than you think
>>166475925
wh-which lad
>>166476068
>>166476137
thats not my lad
>>166476068
>>166476068
>>166476297
what a little effeminate fuccboi lmao
>>166476137
lil nigga is just talking to his chat
are we watching esports
>C9 picks LC
>Loses with it
I guess some things never change
Clown 9
Why do people pick a big play hero like Magnus and then play like a bunch of fucking pussies?
>>166477025
they dont know how to initiate
Are liquid... back?
>>166476628
STOP MAKING FUN OF MY WAIFU! SHES THE BEST!
>>166477225
yeah
the best at losing
they gonna remove range talent from LD next patch
new meme ogre guide video soon
Over already
>>166477294
will tehy nerf howl?
pffffffdfABAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>166477290
delet this!
>>166477534
change to something else
like bear talent
>>166476628
I feel bad about Luna losing though, when SD gets nerfed she needs some serious buffs to be viable.
>>166477557
I like everything, but the weapon.
still wouldn't pay over a dollar for it tho
>>166477630
+300 attack range :^)
>>166477294
additional range remove
add +30 armor for sylabear and 15 for spirit bear
y/n
>>166477557
the robe doesn't seem to fit the clothes over her arms
>>166477734
they just need make spirit bear movespeed cant be slow like lycan
>Silencer gets 200 Attack range at lvl 25
>Lone Druid gets it at lvl 10
fucking sumail
>>166477734
isn't lone druid the ultimate hybrid hero? shouldn't both playstyles be viable?
When do we get the new hatpass?? Hat pass is literally the greatest thing Valve has come up with in the recent years and it boosts player numbers but where the fuck is it??
What if Sylla could temporarily absorb his bear to gain a portion of his health, damage and attack speed?
is this game better than paladins?
>>166477557
She looks like Kitana from Mortal Kombat.
>>166478148
he will become clinkz.. wait
>>166478084
It's fair because goodSniper LD build doesn't get an ultimate.
>>166478084
Silencer is a support cuck!
And because support cucks don't even get to 25 even in 7.00 he got the range talent at lvl 25 once again because he's a cuck and cucks need to be cucked.
Even as a support cuck silencer is fucking shit
>G-guys please shut up
>people just manta/bkb/lotus it off
fucking lmao what a shit hero
>>166478332
hes especially awful in 7.00 because of the 3 year cooldown on his ult
being useful every 3 minutes for only the first 10 minutes of the game means he has close to 0 impact
he might be the worst hero in this patch
>>166478332
yes, it is surprisingly idiotic that things like omni's bkb, god's stregnth aren't dispellable anymore and things like global silence are so easily countered
>>166478332
kill yourself
>>166478283
>arrive at a tower
>swap melee form blow buffs swap back
its actually made his ultimate non-shit since you no longer fall into the fallacy of running melee all the time
>>166478148
aghs
get all previous bonuses and now has 12 slots and 6 backpack slots
>>166477328
post the first one
>>166478673
nah, PL is still the number 1 worthless hero this patch
>>166478673
cykas silence is even wosrt than vengues wave.. it just gives vision!
Why does Techies have a 7 second 1000 range silence/600 damage nuke at level 7?
>>166478707
this proves that the ulti was killed by the talent, something kindda broke, right?
>>166478814
we don't talk about PL here hes not even a hero
>>166478820
wave of terror is actually really good, it deals pure damage, gives minus armor and vision and the range on the ability is huge, really cheap mana spell
man puppey is playing a lot of pubs lately
>>166477294
why? just remove him -cm
>>166478946
battle cry still gets used anon
FREE 130dmg +20 armor for 6secs
Techies is legitimately good these days
>picking terrorblade into ember spirit
WTF
seriously how is d2g dying so early
;_;
>picking Beastmaster while he's literally unplayably broken
C9 has this one tbqh
Dazzle or Witch Doctor?
>>166478148
>Summon Spirit Bear now has two abilties
>the first is Summon Spirit Bear
>the second is Disguise Form
>summoning Spirit Bear will disable Disguise Form
>summoning Spirit Bear will force Sylla to adopt his true form
>true form has 315 ms
>ult is now Battle Cry that lasts longer
fixt
Techies in 2017? I'll have to see it to believe it.
nice
>>166479046
>it deals pure damage
if only
LIQUIIIIIID!!!!!!! DON'T FUCK IT UP AGAIN
why is being a liquid fan such suffering?
>>166479748
still goes through BKB tho which is the important part
Does anyone have the webm of PA getting forcestaff'd and pulling a crit on an enemy hero mid way?
>it's a PA throws multiple daggers at you, each of them fucking critting for half of your health, which by the way has a 2 second cooldown and literally no mana cost
nice game dotards
literally a league of legends style champion
>>166479478
dazzle is hard for me. ez stuns wd
>>166480037
>All these deaths already
>>166480037
Nothin personnel minor familia.
>>166480037
Hey man, it's just a game.
>>166480405
>18 memes early
for FREE
>>166480037
I mean, it wouldn't be a league of legends champ cuz then the daggers would just be long skillshots.
You just hafta git gud. :^)
LIQUIIIIIIIIID!!!!!
>>166461296
you're literally me but I dropped out and did nothing for 2 years but play videogames and now I have a very good but lackluster job.
younger sister hates me and father hates me because I never went and did medicine like she is now doing...
hold me
HEY WHERE IS THE FIRST POST FISH MEMES