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Updated OP edition

>Ongoing/Upcoming Tournaments
http://www.hltv.org/matches
http://www.hltv.org/events/upcoming/

>Competitive News
http://www.hltv.org

>Wiki
http://wiki.teamliquid.net/counterstrike/Main_Page

>PUG Services
[FREE] http://cevo.com/event/cs-globaloffensive/downloads
[FREE] http://www.faceit.com
[PAID BOTNET] http://play.esea.net

>Betting/Trading/Item Related
http://csesport.com
http://csgobackpack.net
http://www.gosugamers.net
http://www.gamblersanonymous.org/ga/
Always inspect in game, always assume the worst. Bet what you can afford to lose and most importantly always do the opposite of what /csgog/ says.

>Game Mechanic Info
Damage Chart: http://www.schuzak.jp/cs-go/dmgchart.html
Recoil Mechanics: https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=243468228

>Ranks & Stats
http://csgo-stats.com
http://www.hltv.org/?pageid=183&gameid=2
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike/rankings#team

>Game Enhancements
http://simpleradar.com/
http://gamebanana.com/gamefiles/3711

>Watching Streams
Livestreamer: http://docs.livestreamer.io
Open Source Twitch Chat: http://sourceforge.net/projects/getchatty

>Watch this everyday
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlCRfTmBSGs
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/faze up/
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hey its me ur brother
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>>166381557
hey
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>>166381524
>/meme clan/
Reminder that VP will always be our bois
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nth for anime

also fuck godsent long live autists
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>>166381602
faze has pige 2.0
vp is literally everyones bois no one can dislike vp

godsent are our the REAL lads
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rrrrr
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>>166381524
>>166381557
>>166381583
reddit memes right there
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who /friendless gfless live in moms basement loser/ here???

where my brothas @
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Kenny c'mon.
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>>166381710
it was a trap to find the redditors

hello reddo
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>>166381743
>envy will forever try to buy talent
>never works
topkek
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If I have stream running, can I get the drop while I play?
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>havent talked to my gf in 4 days
what went wrong?
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>>166381805
>sixer
>happy
>talent
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are flipside tactics our guys?
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Comfy group stages
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>>166381734
we are all virgins by choice here!
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tell friberg you miss him or your mother dies in her sleep tonight
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>>166381848
Nothing. You finally got it right.
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How the fuck do they lock to heads so precisely after an almost 180° ?
the fuck
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>>166381989
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlCRfTmBSGs
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>>166381923
What's the catch?
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>>166381896
how about you clean your shit that would make it comfy
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>still no overwatch ban since dec 2015 for griefing
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>happy still a lurker in 2k17
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>>166381896
u dabbin?
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How the fuck do they lock to heads so precisely after an almost 180° and 7000 hours ingame?
the fuck
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I bet on HR and NV
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yay I got a cobble package
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na'vi cheating again, time to put this shit on mobile quality and mute for drops
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>>166382049
Sorry i dont have mommy to come in and dust my desk every day.
>>166382136
Yea
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>>166381896
peripherals?
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>>166382260
K70 RGB and deathadder 2013
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>>166382136
>calls it dabbing unironically
Get. Out.
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>>166382248
>mommy

If you think life works that way ok.
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SATANIA IS MY WIFE! I LOVE HER!
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why is he so bad
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the new pause rules that means teams can't talk during technical timeouts is really well implemented
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>>166382412
because hes a manlet
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>>166382367
>Leave csgog for 2 years
>anime fags STILL exist

jesus, does siz still exist here?
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>>166382334
Thanks, looks cool
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>>166382469
why dont you stay on leddit then?
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>>166382193
thanks for skines
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>mfw Navi gets to the final without dropping a game and then chokes against Optic or SK
wew what an exciting major
>>166382515
>mfw left for reddit because of animeshits all over 4bong
>mfw have to deal with dumb leftist instead
>mfw it's still not as bad
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>UNHAPPY
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>>166382469
Trashtalking anime the only thing that still keeps this general less dead
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>>166382596
Nice bait m8, probably gonna get some (you)'s
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>>166382515
fuck off animefag.

>>166382596
this 2bqh familia
>>166382636
What ever happened to that guy that spammed miss harvey in the op's? did he commit suicide like he talked about?
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>>166382636
Better dead than full of shit desu senpai.
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Hello e-sports fans
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>>166382645
Nah it's so true, leftists swerve re education camps but weebs simply deserve the rope
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>>166382812
Where is the call that saved europe?
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skines status?
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Cobble is ct sided anyway
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>>166382596
>>166382739
reddit pls
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>>166382739
he was bullied to death
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look who i met today ;)
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>>166382839
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>>166382824
I know that but you weren't actually on rebbit
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>>166382931

T I G H T
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i think niko left his hvh settings on??
clips.twitch.
tv/eleaguetv/CleanStorkOneHand
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Hundreds of thousands of dollars in cobblestone cases and I can't get one (1.)
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>Apex saying gg during half time
He knows this game is over
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NV truly are professionals at giving me a heart attack
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>>166382931
The eyes tell a tale.
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>>166383050
type !steam in the chat bro :)
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>>166382938
>>166382812
who the fuck did he even call?
I've seen this maymee but don't understand it.
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what's wrong with these player pics

na'vi looking wide as hell
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What's up with all these steam log on errors? There's one almost every one
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>envy prolonging their suffering with pistol win again

wew nothing changes
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>>166382931
>asstralis
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>>166382762
its dead and full of shit ya fat dweeb
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>>166383117
Gee, thanks! I finally got a case!
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>tfw 2 cases already
lol
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>>166383145
VAC detecting the aimbots but the players force crash their client before the OW ban happens
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>>166382931
wow Device, who's that girl
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The next CSGO major will be sponsored by the Bogdanoffs and will thus have a $100Billion prize pool.

It will be held on the Bogdanoffs moon base (New Bogdanov). Players will not use mouse and keyboard but special neural interfaces (designed by the Bogdanoffs themselves) so you only need think what you want to do and your player does it.
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>>166382812
tell us who wins the major boglords
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>>166382596
i miss fifflaren
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>happy alive alone on the other side of the map

epik lurks 5ever
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First HR, now NV. Please don't let me down FaZe.
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>>166383441
>just happy alive now
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Why are their heads so fat?
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>>166383278
you faggot
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>>166383568
and now

and dies

l8r manlet
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every fucking round is everyone on NV dies and then Happy flanking or being on the other side of the map
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>>166383631
Because they are
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>>166383631
locked for weeks training, caught up to Guardian in size because no Zeus to make them do curls
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>>166383416
You should be putting all your life savings on Virtus Pro. This is a guaranteed win, we know because we are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the bog bang to the end of the universe.

Enjoy your winnings my mortal friends.
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>>166383554
>he thinks anyone stands a chance against favelas cheats
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>>166383631
it's the shirt thing they're wearing, it makes them all look they have massively fat necks and heads
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>>166383735
nice they were my pick to go 3-0

thank you bogdanoffs
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>tfw you buy a key for the atlanta case and open a factory new dragon lore
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>>166383760
Na'vi have state sponsored cheats created with help of a Russian oligarch, they will win ez pz
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>>166383889
nice :)
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GUARDIAN IS A FUCKING MANLET PFFT HAHAAHAHH
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I think Guardian has a permanent shiny forehead.
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>>166382931
i would cum inside u
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>>166383942
ty :D
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faze vs sk on Mirage.

Who faze here?
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when does nip play?
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my lad guardian sweating a like a piggo
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>>166383958
>>166384010
Guardian king of all neckbeards
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>>166384124
Do you like losing money? why would you do that
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>>166384124
I legitimately think faze can win this, especially on mirage

fox was never great on mirage, and allu has always been great on it
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>>166381896
>filth encrusted mousepad
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>>166384257
BECAUSE I LOST THANKS TO HR AND NV, NOW I NEED TO WIN.
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>>166383278
screenshot faggot.
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>>166384197
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>>166384354
>betting against the last 2 major winners
thanks for da skinnies
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>tfw no cases for the last 5 majors
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>>166384354
>Tilt betting

Oh, so you DO like losing money. my condolences
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>>166384354
I mean I don't like the favelas but they're the obvious choice for the bet
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pronax pure yoy
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>pure yoy

what did prolapse mean by this?
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Who /optic/ here? Do they stand a chance?
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>around mge
>play a game
>a girl in my team
>play another game
>two girls in my team

wtf, is csgo a girly game now? I am insecure about my masculinity now guys
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>>166384474
I just bet for fun now after losing $500 in one weekend anyways. Only betting $5-$20 on each match. I don't, hence why I'm betting on FaZe. Rain top 5 rifler in the world.
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>>166384580
easy skins my lad
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>>166384586
those are the twitch boosted streamwhores
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So i threw a bunch of shit skins into vpgame, but when I want to bet it says my inventory is empty, what?
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>>166384619
For you, or me, or us?
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>>166384660
ty 4 free skins lol
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>>166384586
Grills being boosted by hacker friends

Usually the friends are so bad though you can still win
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please don't let 3rd world win again
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cold seems like a decent lad
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>brooms
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>Place a bet on navi on fanobet
>It doesn't show up in my history
>I don't have the winnings

??? the screen literally came up saying my bet went through
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>tfw almost teared up from this commercial
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>this Coldzera
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just a tip for you new fellows:

this is jewish propaganda propelled into csgo scene, just mute it
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oh boy time to see some aimlocks

while no scoping and having a grenades in hand to find out where the enemy teams are
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>hues are people meme
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>its actually mirage
holy shit
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sad cliche stories again cus you know they play video games so it must mean they didn't have it easy in the past right

zzz
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DESTRUIÇÃO ANAL
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>coldzera story

why are 3rd world families so tight? my parents dont even care about me anymore
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>>166385207
it's a fucking commercial story, of course it's colorized to hell and back
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Thank you for that propaganda making the FaZe odds even better.

>>166385169
I told you 15min ago, mate.
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>de_favela with fox against faze

ok this is going to OT
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twitch chat for these streams is so terrible i have to turn it off
normally i like twitch chat a lot but here its just people spamming for a fucking item drop, very pathetic that they are so desperate like it makes me sad to imagine how much of a loser they are
its not even about the money stuff but getting roped in so hard where you chase it like a drug addict basically
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>>166385183
cold did had it easy in the past though
didn't you watch it?
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>>166385254
>normally i like twitch chat a lot

nice meme friend
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>>166385313
lol
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>>166385207
Hispanic are very family oriented and very religious.
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coldzera fucked up that pistol round by losing 3 armour to the bomb explosion
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>>166385183
probably the only ones who had it easy in the past are chinese gazillioners children who play dota

everyone else most likely went to hell during adolescence

>go study
>go work
>go do shit
>wtf videogames
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>>166385296
I didn't actually. Fed up with this shit.
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karrigan clutching the fuck out of this map so far
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FAZEUP BOIISS
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i always love this comeback meme
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Is Fnatic still the top?
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>SK on eco
>Go get some food
>Suddenly they have 2 rounds
Toggle?
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>>166385779
nah
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I hate these fucking niggers so much, I wish they would just fucking die.
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>>166385779
lolno, the top doesn't even exist everyone's shit
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>>166385881
cold cheating as usual
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USA USA USA USA USA
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>>166385928
ok good
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Did someone just fake aimlock just then? His mouse shook like crazy

Looks like trolling
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>>166385928
>the top doesn't even exist
ummm yes I do I just dont have a bottom atm
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>>166386149
Could be mouse testing.
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wtf why fox
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>>166386189

shuuuuuuure
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fox should really consider killing himself
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GOD FOX

BOT ALLU
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>>166382812
can i get a quicker rundown?
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>>166386243
consider losing weight fat boy
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Allu has diarrhea.
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sk looking like literal criminals dirty unshaved monkeys with tattoos all over their bodies
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yo can I bet skins somehow without installing that shit on my phone and having steamguard?
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>>166382875
inorite
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SK always pulls this kind of bullshit, it sickens me
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>>166385928
navi looking p good so far
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can SK win a major with bot fox?
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>>166386361
nope
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aizy and kio have 3 kills between them and faze are still winning t side mirage

this is kind of nuts
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>>166383568
he did the same thing in eleague season 2, he was the last guy alive every single round and they lost all of them.
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>>166386407
>forgetting how many times navi chokes during finals
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>>166386339
>still better than EU and NA
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Do the use new ESEA lan anticheat on major?
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>>166386428
are you even watching this game? his aim is nutty rn
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>>166384197
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>rain blatantly cheating
m-kay
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What the fuck happened to Fox???
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>>166386458
>lan anticheat
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>>166386553
rain has been fucking sick for 2 years.
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>quick reminder that envyus, the worst team so far has won 800k last week

why was godsent so damn fucking retarded and passed the invite? it was free money considering the roster. fuck prestige major its 800k
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>Nip isn't in the major but allu is
Maybe allu wasn't the problem
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wtf
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>>166386658
>fuck prestige major

you say that like it was impossible to go to both
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brs on suicide watch
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coldzera is a dirty fucking cheater, how the fuck hasn't he been called out by everybody yet
>Be a nobody a year and a half ago
>Blatantly start cheating
>Nobody cares because muh diversity
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>>166386661
if makelele wasn't a huge sperg they would'v kept him and not lost to vega suad. Pyth isn't that great.
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>Semmler's stupid amadeus laugh in the background
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2k0dZvILqvg
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lmao this nigga fer lookin like the missing link
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>you'll never cum in cold's mouth
why live
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>>166386925
Pyth is better than forest and friberg though
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>>166386859
>muh diversity

Nigger, they are the only relevant non-EU or NA team.If they cared about diversity you would see some other shitskin teams instead of one. And of course Tyloo.
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>>166386724
>2281488
>1488
But more importantly
>office
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will FNX make a combek? or fully retired
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>>166381896
>not having the stream on your 82cm TV hanged on the wall
>not sitting in a big comfy bean couch, shitposting on your laptop
You don't know how to live, my friend.
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>>166387087
unfortunately they have to cut pyth over friberg since otherwise they would lose the power of friendship
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>>166387068
based girl whos into facesitting
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>>166387154
he's Immortals now
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>>166387157
>not sitting in your board shorts at your pc sweating like a slave
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>>166387060
It's actually pretty funny. But look at this absolute ubermensch.
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>.2 time major champion
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People who get drops, do you watch on twitch, or in game?
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>>166386925
pyth is literally better than friberg and xizt
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YOU HAVE 10 SECONDS TO POST JW
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>>166387124
>hes not global on office and vertigo but nova on every other map
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>>166387247
>winter
>sweating
wot?
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>>166387406
>american education
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>>166387406
>summer
>not sweating

the fuck?
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hey its me ur eleague breakfast
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>>166387358
i watch it on my monitor
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>>166387381
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>>166387381
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>>166387198
b-but muh friberg le king of banana

top teams are literally cliques if you know the right people you get to make big bucks
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>((((faze))))
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>>166387381
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Thank you FaZe for making me back what I lost on HR & NV.

Going low on underdog for the next match and then high on Fnatic.
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>>166387358
i dont GET drops desu
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>>166387358
twitch muted in background

>actually watching it now when none of the games really matter
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>>166387257
>>166387381
piggin out
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>>166386757
considering gosents logic here
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>>166387391
LEM on every map. Still better than grinding only one map like an autistic spaz.
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>>166387381
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>>166387475
>sperm bread

literal fag
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>>166387358
You can watch on twitch, just have to link your steam account (settings->connections)
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>>166387654
implying logic
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sk being completely outclassed lmao
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>>166387406
winter doesnt exist in florida.
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>>166387649
>>166387505
JW is Eric Cartman.

I-i-i thought i was pretty buff, and and they started bullying meeeeeeeee
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>>166387471
>summer
>during winter
u wot m8?
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>>166387619
smix is so fucking ugly its incredible.

perfect proof again that because of the lack of women in esport people like that get a job
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how is SK losing?

i thought they were cheating?
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>>166387475
>eating fruits like some kinda fag
>cooking eggs instead of downing them with a cup of milk
>TWO cinnamon rollls
im begging ya to get a fucking clue
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>jumping around the corner

back 2 call of duty Faze cunt
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>>166387860
the script says they win 14-16
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>>166387860
trump made cs great again
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>>166387903
that wasn't really jumping around the corner, he wanted to jump onto the shelves to get a weird angle so he wouldn't get hs
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>>166387860
>he doesn't know the script

lel
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>coldzera & fer vs. faze
kek
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>>166387928
WTF now I love trump
>>
MONKEYS ON SUICIDE WATCH
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>>166388040
yeah it's pretty fucking ridiculous
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>>166387958
Alright makes sense then
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>>166388128
wow thanks for circling that i wouldn't know what to look for without it
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>>166388128
>Fox was a good idea
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>>166388128
thanks for the highlight since its very difficult to understand the cs scoreboard
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JW is so fucking dreamy
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>>166388128
can u make the highlights more clear?
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>>166388128
>karrigan

nice
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>>166388176
>>166388201
>>166388224
>>
Godzera don't deserve this
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>>166388176
np, i'm always happy to help out our autistic subgroup in our community :)
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>>166388286
now i cant tell how much money fox has
>>
monkeys looking like literal homeless drug addicts
>>
inb4 faze chokes
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>>166388317
it's clearly 3550, what are you on about?
>>
If faze don't manage to close this out I'm gonna fucking shit my pants in rage.
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>>166388317
yeah, what if he is the economic carry? would justify his score.
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>>166388286
deaths and assists matter!
>>
>>166387709
I am, but I watched all of yesterday and didn't get shit. Ya know?
>>
>fox
lmfao
>>
has fallen landed an awp shot this game? I heard he was the second best player in 2016
>>
>>166388421
not really

>>166388415
fucking imposter
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>>166388387
how can you see past the highlight?
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>>166388415
>>
gg
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>>166388425
ya know actual odds of ever getting a drop? Hint; pretty low

yes some people get more lucky and yes many people just idle with multiple accounts. The point is don't expect drops.
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is it safe to go high on godsent, are the odds worth it?
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>>166388485
he hasnt used an awp until this round lmao
>>
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

GOD FOLLEN
>>
Fucking physics. That grenade should have killed fox.
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>it's another opponent chokes a lead against SK episode
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>>166388415
Not clear enough. I added boobs to point where you're supposed to look at.
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>>166388682
>godsent
>safe

feeling funny eh?
>>
>Fallen
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>>166387919
""""""""""they""""""""""" = faze ??
>>
>if i fire a million shots they cant possibly figure out im toggling
>>
>>166388715
mirage needs work tbqh

>that round where fox almost died to a molotov because he was stuck on those tiny wooden planks by window
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>>166388585
the two middle numbers are 5, last is 0, and the first is either 3 or 8, and it's not 8 cause fox is shit
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>>166388738
those are some saggy tits
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>>166388738
these look like penises are you gay m8
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Lmao this is why no one takes CSGO seriously, literally everyone is hacking

Come over to /d2g/ if you want to be introduced to a real e-sport
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>>166388738
good man
>>
get fucked br cheaters
>>
>it was all an elaborated joke from FalleN
>>
Karrigan you incredible retard
>>
V A C O
A
C
O
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>>166388914
shitposting a bit early are we?
>>
CHOKEIGAN
>>
karrigan you fag
>>
>overtime
heh
>>
>Karrigan
>>
taTH WAS FUCKING BLATANT FROM TACO FUCKING CHEATER
>>
lmao what the fuck how can you get such perfect timing

HOW
>>
Piece of shit Brazilian cheater fucks. Hope they die in a plane crash.
>>
>the timing
I hate this meme t b h.
>>
how the fuck didn't karrigan see him?
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WHAT THE FUUUUUCK
GODDAMN PIECES OF SHITS
CLOSE THIS GAME OUT FAZE
>>
explain to a silver why karrigan is moving around in the open like that in that situation instead of just waiting for a plant
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Not today faze, not today
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Everyone is cheating they're asses off
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>pick up dane
>start to choke
poetry
>>
If rain was on a better team, he'd easily be the best player in the world
>>
>>166389089
because he wants to throw
>>
>>166389089
he didnt know if taco was already B
>>
>>166389089
He thought he was in Get_Right. Timing.
>>
>>166389089
timing wise he probably thought taco had gone to B
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who's ready for The Second Great Scandinavian Blowout?
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>>166389167
If taco is b you still just hold ct and wait for the plant

ct is such a powerful spot if he tries to plant A, and it's still a pretty quick rotate to b
>>
>shooting from a stair

And people wonder how they are choking.
>>
This is why NiP dropped allu. He can't hit shit when it matters.
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>>166389131
they already had a dane on the roster

it's just that karrigan is the chokemaster
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>kio walks away from window as it gets peaked
>smoke thrown in window seen from guy under winder
>cut to kio looking at cat from ladder
whoa, deja vu
>>
holy shit allu sucks
>>
>>166389259
he didnt think taco would sit for 30-40 seconds in pit
>>
I got to global 2 months ago and then took a break, has the game gotten better since then?
>>
>>166389250
i think you mean a second-rate scandinavian blowout
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>>166388623
Don't know the odds, one sec fampai.

~200 drops per round*~25 rounds/ 500k viewers.~0.01 * 8 games a day. ~0.08 * 4 days ~.32 + quarter finals ( 4 games) ~ .36 + semifinals (2 games) ~.38 + Grand finals ~.40

So if I watch every game of single day I have about a .40% chance.

Yeah, never mind I shouldn't expect drops.
>>
>>166389089
trying to intercept the plant is probably better than just standing somewhere and hoping guy walks into you. Or letting him plant and get into comfortable position. It's a 1 on 1 with over 1 min left always kind coin flip.

but this timing
>>
>>166389373
>csgo
>getting better
>ever
>>
>fallen is good at dealing with the unexpected
well when you can see through walls it's hard to not expect something
>>
allu misses there. Ok fair enough, but WHAT THE FUCK AIZY YOU HAD THE ANGLE
>>
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>gringos
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>>166389434
iirc you can see more through smoke in obs than he can in game
>>
>it was 15-9
>>
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We whites lose yet again

THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS, BRAZILLIAN BULLS ARE TOO GOOD

How do we stop them lads?
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>he thought favelas wouldnt toggle
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>karrigan comes to faze from choketralis
>faze chokes

hmmmm

explain this gotards???..
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>>166389392
50% chance for 1 drop over a course of whole tournament wow m8 better spam that refresh.
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the pimple between fallen's eyes is making me nervous
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>literally teamkilling
>>
>>166388978
just in time actually
>>
>>166389339
he didn't think at all

It doesn't matter if he clears out A and learns that taco has gone B, because taco will be in B and planting uncontested.

He could possibly catch taco off guard and get that kill, but if taco hasn't gone B, he's somewhere around A, specifically waiting for karrigan to push

And that's not a good set up to push into
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Karrigan nearly lost it by not watching his own back.
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>(toggles eternally)
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>15-9
>SK suddenly becomes unstoppable

wow really makes you think huh
>>
skinny pyth saves the round!
>>
SK cheats their asses off, why is anybody surprised?
>>
how the fuck is SK always fucking ALWAYS so lucky with timings
>>
HOW DO THEY LOSE THAT ROUND. WHO IS THE FUCKER WHO DIDN'T PLANT THE BOMB IN TIME?
>>
what the fuck was that plant from kio

literally in plain sight when sk is all alive?
>>
how do you take that fucking long to plant what the FUCK
>>
that was 100% a throw.
>>
>>166389541
I for one welcome our bull overlord.
>>
this game really activates my almonds
>>
>people actually think it is hacks
>not realizing how shook and shit faze are
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BR's do it again
>>
nice choke codtards
>>
>>166389541
>We whites
Shoo shoo sneaky jew
>>
Imagine cold hitting that shot for the second time
>>
>>
Kioshima and aizy are so fucking retarded. It's been a while since watching a match made me this fucking furious.
>>
#FazeDown
>>
>aizy spots cold -who is flashed- twice in connector
>decides to die with his back turned to him

an actual throw
>>
>>166389541
>fat ugly balding manlets
>bulls
>>
>>166389860
t. favela lawyer
>>
LOL

>PEOPLE ACTUALLY THOUGHT THAT SK WOULD LOSE

???
>>
>>166389774
>planting in plain sight
>"how could the 3 awps deny him?"
>>
>>166389774
>lucky

kek
>>
>>166389969
he just can't escape the choke
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BRAZIL PORRA
CHUPA GRINGOS DE MERDA
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>>166389984
i thought aizy was flashed too
>>
SK CARALHO, VSF SEUS MERDA
>>
NOT TODAY FAZE
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>>166389746
this is some obvious shit.
>>
>>166389969
Only dreams now.
>>
lol faze sucks
>>
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CHUPA AI O GRINGO VIADO DO CARALHO
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>>166390086
He wasn't flashed. He checked every single corner except the most obvious one.
>>
>>166389860
I'd be pretty angry and annoyed if I knew I was playing against blatant cheaters that illegitimately won major tournaments in my discipline.
>>
Was this a good match?
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>>166385250
>>166385250
>>166385250
>>166385250


call me a prophet. thanks lads
>>
I'M SO FUCKING PISSED OFF
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>that game was 15-7
this script fucking sucks I'm fucking tired of the le epic sk comes back against all odds meme
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SUCK MY DICK KARROGAN
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>KEEP UP WITH THE EXCUSES AND WE'LL KEEP UP WITH THE HARD WORK
/csgog/ B T F O
>>
OOGA BOOGA NA MAIOR
>>
Optic is gonna win against Astralis, r...right guys?
>>
>>166390408
hard work.exe is my favorite meme
>>
>>166390202
How exactly would they get hacks in?
>>
>>166390348
I'm tired of "le Karrigan chokes 3 seperate 1v1s on map point" meme
>>
>>166390469
keeping up with the excuses i see
>>
flipside vs liquid is on overpass

Do liquid even play overpass?
>>
>>166390203
no, it was a stomp until monkeys toggled on and it was all downhill from there
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>its time again
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>>166390535
faze has no excuse for not hiring a better coder, they even have kioshima
>>
>>166390348
percolate, pete
>>
I'm ready for liquid to choke hard on the 3rd tier team cock
>>
If you didn't bet low F3 you're a mad man
>>
>>166390443
RIGHT GUYS?!
>>
Am i the only one who thinks it's weird to watch the major going on without and actual audience there?
>>
>tfw no c9
>>
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>m-m-muh toggle

get fucked european dick munchers lmfao
>>
>>166390802
but that's how it always is in groups
>>
>>166390802
group stages are always no audience
>>
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worldedit looks so different from like a year ago

did he finally get laid?
>>
>>166390836
Yeah but it still sucks, been watching this shit since 2014 and Volvo still can't fund having an arena for two more days?
>>
Ok fellas it's time to guess what % of Hiko's kills come from baiting his team
>>
Hope SK wins so I can finally throw this joke of a e'sport' in the trash. 3 majors in a row won by cheaters and nobody gives a fuck lmao
>>
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>>166390787
I did, but I also bet on HR, NV & FaZe. At this point I'm expecting to get fucked again.
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what's up with those DELL monitors? before major some players were horrified they gonna have to play on them and now suddenly nobody says a thing about it?
>>
>>166391038
FUCKING A WHITE MALE
>>
>>166391038
[]D[][]V[][]D
>>
>>166391038
FUCKING
>>
>>166390971
isn't Hiko the best player in the world?
>>
>>166390971
96%
>>
>>166390936
Volvo doesn't give a shit about csgo
>>
>>166390974
I'd like to know how they'd get hacks into majors like that. Is it set up by the leagues themselves?
>>
>>166390974
you have to go back
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>Hiko's hair
>>
>>166391109
don't fall for the meme
>>
>>166391072
they are no dell
only the box has dell on them
>>
NA HAIR
>>
nice cancer on your forehead hiko
>>
>>166391109
usb sticks, phones, keyboard/mouse, steam workshop
it's not like they're being watched 24/7 lad there's probably one admin per team
>>
>>166391064
Jesus. how much are you down?

Also, how mad were you watching that FaZe game?
>>
>>166391206
No, I do believe they are hacking shits pretty fucking obvious but no one gives a fuck.
>>
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>thought Faze would win due to huge lead
>start getting concerned about SK's comeback script
>remember they have a danish player that has choking in his DNA
>can't decide if the match was an "SK toggles and makes a comeback episode" or a "Karrigan carries but ends up choking until his team loses episode."
>>
is the rumor that hiko is a fgt true?
>>
why is odds on North instead of our boys FNC
>>
>>166391301
SK toggeled the chokes
>>
>>166391347
yeah he tried to get it on with s1mple refused, hence why he left the team
>>
>>166391301
>"SK toggles and makes a comeback episode"
this is the correct episode name
>>
>>166391372
Guys before this starts, is optic /ourguy/?
>>
>>166391347
yeah he sucks dick every match
>>
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are asstrails even trying?
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>>166391347
plausible, his bodylanguage in that interview was slightly gay
>>
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>>166391038
>>
>>166391372
Reminder that they aren't our boys anymore.

JW is our boy
>>
>>166391446
probably not with the "every pro is a hacker" crowd in here today
>>
Lets go TL! 3 for 3 today already on pickems
>>
>>166391446
>cucknadians
lol no
>>
>>166390802
>>166390836
Is the Dota 2 International group stage played in front of a crowd?
>>
twitch chat are so horrible to everyone that looks a little odd like they are all models or some shit

not triggered and i know theres no stopping it but man
>>
>>166391513
so the non reddit crowd?
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who told elige his hair looks good like that?
stop telling him lies please, he looks like a kid that just discovered hairgel.
>>
>>166391537
>Doing pick ems


Good goy, don't bet using REAL money, instead turn it into steam bucks :) hopefully you get your "free" golden triangle next to your name
>>
If EliGE is the best player in NA does that mean high sens is superior?
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>>166391446
Lol no
>>
>>166391549
no idea why would anyone watch a clusterfuck no skill game like that
>>
>>166389560
faze always chokes, even when the other team blows a huge lead and lets them back into it, they still choke in overtime.

this is standard karrigan strats.
>>
>>166389698
Blowing huge leads is Faze's trademark style of gameplay though.
>>
Thoorin just called the game for F3. That means liquid will win
>>
>>166391661
no it means NA scene is retarded
>>
>>166390821
>bottom fraggers suddenly picking up 10 kills each
really makes you think
>>
>>166391642
>reward has no monetary value
>"gambling"
>>
>>166391072
>>166391210

yeah dell definitely doesn't make a 144 hz monitor
>>
>>166391549
no
>>
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>>166391642
>Oh no my $10!
>>
why does Pimp look like a cancer patient?
>>
>>166391669
w-what's the meme mouse senpai?
>>
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>major
>team liquid vs flipside
>>
>>166391642
how poor are you
>>
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>>166391942
>paying 10 dollars for some pixels


goooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooood goy :)
>>
>>166392042
that's what happens when teams like nip and c9 shit the bed so hard they don't even qualify.
>>
jdm always unscoping at the worst time. he needs fallen's .exe
>>
>>166392103
>nip and c9
>somehow better than liquid and f3
>>
>>166392081
I burn 10 dollars for fun you fucking poor piece of shit
>>
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>>166392081
>caring about losing $10 for anything

Are you really that hard up?
>>
>>166392081
Plot twist: your money is digital digits on your bank's server.
>>
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>>166392168
>>
>braces
>>
>>166392237
>>166392241
this is why you will never succeed in life
>>
>Dental Plan
>>
>>166392241
yeah i am

can you send me 10 dollars
>>
>>166392256
Is JDM the EE of CS:GO?
>>
>>166392330
yeah those 10 dollars would be millions in some years right fucking dip shit?
>>
>>166392330
if $10 is the difference between success and failure in your mind, I'm pretty sure you don't know what succeeding means
>>
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>Wasting $40 on cases only to result in getting all blues

I need an accountant at this rate
>>
>>166392447
>>166392452
neither of you didnt even get the point and keep on talking about the $10

guess being dumb also adds up to why you won't succeed in life
>>
>>166392534
Just spend the $40 on the skins on the market next time
>>
>>166392621
>neither of you didnt
so we did?
>>
hope you didn't bet against our guy worldedit
>>
>>166392426
I don't understand how Elemental Equilibrium relates to jdm
>>
>>166392635
Knowing my habits with that much money I'd spend it all on one expensive covert skin
>>
>>166392534
I think I (a useless virgin who works at fred meyer, not an accountant) could tell you what the problem is
>>
>>166392241
It's not about me losing $10 for anything

It's giving free money to valve for zero work or value created on their part

Don't be a fucking tool for giant greedy corporations
>>
how hard is it to leave the camera on in situations like that man fuckin hell
>>
>Wife's son is sick

GOtards confirmed for cucks
>>
>>166392426
The annoying retard?
yes
>>
who took the picture if his wife is sick?
>>
>>166392756
what computer and peripherals are you using?
what internet provider?
>>
>>166392815
the bull
>>
>>166392815
His wife's lover.
>>
>>166392621
You argued about not wasting money on not important things while however I'm pretty sure you wasted a small amount for that dick vibrator you didn't even need in the first place. Either for a dick vibrator or some pixels unneeded small expenses are part of everyone's budget.
>>
>>166392756
I get a cool badge (can brag about knowing the pro scene well enough), and a bunch of stickers that I want. It's my money and I'm paying for what I want.
>>
>reminder that nip isn't playing the major because f3
>reminder that nip isn't playing the major because hr
>reminder that nip isn't playing the major because vega squadron
>>
>>166392815
the more endowed man
>>
>>166392815
The gardener.
>>
>let clutchmaster of na meme
>hasn't made an important clutch in 2 years

kek
>>
>>166392987
>reminder that nip isn't playing because they are shit
>>
the fuck is this about some cucks wife's son? had to take a shit
>>
>>166392987
All better teams. NiP is washed up.
>>
jdm is fucking retarded sometimes
>>
HE FUCKING UNSCOPED
>>
>>166392987
>reminder that nip isn't playing the major because their shit
>>
JDM is fucking trash
>>
>jdm
>unscoping just before an enemy appears yet again

ahahahahahaha this is a fun meme
>>
>>166391987
WHAT'S THE MEME MOUSE
>>
finally got global elite by playing solo

no need to play cs anymore :^)
>>
>jdm forgot to fucking press mouse 1
>>
>hiko the clutch master at it again
>>
>>166382248

Boi that looks like some grade A wax. Do a snake for me.
>>
LIQUID IN 2017 LUL
>>
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>>166392880
>>166392756
>>166392534
>>166392241
>>166392237
>>166391942
>>166391537

>Giving money to valve past the base game

I'm not joking here, i actually want reddit to leave. 2 years ago all you fucking cucks would have been laughed out of csgog for buying into this gun skin meme
>>
Just woke up, what I miss? Anything interesting?
>>
>>166393078
he did that one clutch with a tec 9 at quad on cache online

i think that was him
>>
>>166393317
stattrak rival
>>
relax liquid will comeback
>>
>>166393359
SK toggling Faze choking in the very same game
>>
>>166393415
FaZe were up 15-8 and lost due to retarded mistakes.
>>
>>166393415
a spectacular choke courtesy of faze
>>
>>166393359
>MUH... MUH /CSGOG/
>>
jdm with a rifle LOL
>>
just got home how hard did sk cheat to get that game to overtime
>>
>>166393415
hr is still shit, nv is still irrelevant, sk comeback script still works
>>
>>166393415
karrigan choked a few 1v1s when his team had 15 rounds, his team decided to throw after that
>>
>>166393503
>>>/r/GlobalOffensive

there you go pal :)
>>
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>>166393126
Who's gon' win?
I have bets on optic.
>>
guys you should really stop this "sk is hacking" shit, the newfags might not get the joke and actually believe it
>>
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i was wondering why i got some peace and quiet
>>
Aren't 3-man boosts banned?
>>
>>166393536
it was more Faze throwing

>Karrigan going full potato on the last match point
>Kio taking 5 fucking years to plant when it was 17-17
>>
>>166393627
Astralis has better chances. Never trust canadians.
>>
>>166393560
>>166393551
>>166393492
>>166393485
I already know SK cheat though, was wondering if something new happened.
>>
>>166393536
3 man ultratoggle to come back
>>
>>166393560
>team decided to throw
Karrigan is the IGL tho pretty sure he commanded the choke
>>
>>166393628
uhhhh... is it a meme then?
>>
literally gonna be the last major appearance of Liquid
>>
>>166393685
he doesn't command it so much as it naturally occurs throw osmosis
>>
North vs Fnatic
Optic vs Astralis
Godsent vs Gambit
VP vs G2

Are the matches left to be played today, correct?
>>
>>166393721
Nope, because they are a big org and they are gonna purchase the best talent in NA. So they will get in but with a new roster.
>>
>>166393628
You're pretty good at this if somebody calls you out, you can call them a newfag game lad
made one crucial mistake though
>>
>>166393664
Can you explain the canacuck meme? I don't geddit.
>>
>>166393792
yes
>>
>>166393601
make me bitch
I piss on your "presumable" csgog
>>
>>166393721
yeah cus they're gonna win the major and get picked up by the lakers
>>
>>166393714
how the hell would they be able to cheat when they have to play on ELEAGUE computers, have their gear checked and there are also ELEAGUE staff right behind them watching everything
>>
man liquid got crushed after that 5-0 start
>>
>>166393825
>NA
>talent
>>
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>T3 NA team
>winning anything
lmao
>>
>losing to a minecraft tool
lmao ToggleLiquid
>>
I'm glad clown9 isn't in the major, but honestly, if shitquid can't beat even F3, then clown9, or any other team would have been better to get the spot.
>>
>>166393359
skins make you better at the game, this is a proven scientific fact my friend.

maybe try making your own subreddit dedicated to default skin adoration.

Now I'll admit a lot of them are really bad but different people have different tastes. I actually use the left handed viewmodel because that's what i'm used to and the gun skin textures are all just mirrored so any text is backwards and looks retarded so I never buy skins with writing on them usually.

I don't give a fuck about stattrack stuff either but that is actually remodeled to look correctly left handed. Oh well.
>>
>>166393918
reminder that zero EU teams made a major grand final in 2016
>>
>Hiko's combover
>>
>>166393721
Need to dump everyone but Elige and maybe Pimp at this point
>>
>>166393880
workshop cheats that use sound instead of visuals
>>
>>166393628
That's funny because at first I thought everyone was just memeing and I just went along in good fun

Now I legitimately 100% believe coldzera is cheating and probably the rest of SK too.
>>
stop tweeting your wives' sons
>>
>>166393627
Optic will win, after losing yesterday they're hungry, Astralis is just still tilted from getting rolled yesterday.
>>
>>166393880
>A single admin on his phone half the time
How do professional athletes cheat when they have to give piss and blood tests constantly
>>
GIB ME DROP
>>
>>166393976
legit teams cant compete with cheaters my friend :)
>>
>struggling against a tier 2 CIS team

it's over. after liquid bombs out of this major, this team needs to split up. elige especially needs to go to C9.
>>
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those are some big ears
>>
>>166393987
dude I watch him stream sometimes and he always wears a hat. I had no idea he was like 90% bald, jesus christ.
>>
Flipside lost that round because 2 people went for the knife kill. What the fuck.
>>
>>166393653
No, they never were
>>
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What the fuck is this?
>>
>>166394120
dude welcome to the internet, enjoy your stay
>>
>Worldedit throwing with knife out
>>
>>166394116
for you
>>
yeah guys SK is totally cheating right? thats why they won all the tournments last year and totally didnt got 16-0'd by Renegades
>>
dat fucking hair
>>
>>166394217
balding at 19
>>
>lose pistol because muh knife kills
>>
hey guys I feel like buying a knife, what should I get?
>>
Imagine if F3 lose this match because of that pistol.
>>
>>166394280
vanilla bayonet/flip/m9
>>
>>166394246
>one bad result means they're not cheating
you're an absolute fucking retard and i wish you stop posting on 4chan forever
>>
>>166394280
get a nice carving knife for your roasts
>>
w-why cant i aim properly ;-;
>>
>>166394312
Pretty likely to be honest
>>
is nitro just being super unlucky or is he shit again?
>>
>>166394252
>was going to reply with "kek
>same thing happened to me
>>
Nicky needs to step up
>>
>>166394420
practice
>>
>jdm
>just dang missin
>>
jdm at it again with these great shots!
>>
>>
>>166394510
this happens to me all the time in 4chan
>>
>>166394487
Nitro shit, hiko shit, jdm mega dump
>>
jdm is so bad
>>
i just realized a third of teams in this major are slavshits

how the fuck did that happen
>>
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>nitro anchoring this hard
>jdm missing easy shots
Fucking Liquid I want simple back
>>
>>166394647
HOW

IS

YOUR

STREAM

QUALITY

BETTER

THAN

MINE

I USE LIVESTREAMER WITH THE OPTIMAL SETTINGS
>>
um..............why does nitro only have 5 kills?!
>>
>>166394828
He's the IGL.
>>
>>166394741
slavs > asians > americans > brits

Clearly.
>>
>>166394741
because CIS teams are the best non-BR teams
>>
>>166394741

It's all NiP's fault
>>
CMON LIQUID I WANT ALL THOSE 0-3 PICK REDDITORS TO CRY
>>
>>166394828
I remember when Dazed said Nitro is one of the best, if not the best players in NA.

Good times.
>>
>>166394324
>flip
falchion, huntsman, or either bayonet
>>
>>166395018
who, the redditors who picked f3 3-0? or liquid 3-0, probably comparable numbers desu
>>
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>>166394647
>>166394803
yes I want to know this too
>>
>>166395029
He is. Just having a bad start to the tournament.
>>
>>166395029
remember when dazed said oderus was going to be the next big NA player
>>
>>166395114
Most of the picks I saw in the thread had liquid 0-3
>>
>>166395238
I have no idea who oderus is.
>>
>>166395029
>le spray transfers don't exist man
>>
>>166395273
exactly
>>
Elige has a fetish for shooting his teammates in the head.
>>
did anyone saved that aimlock???
>>
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GO FOR A FUCKING KNIFE KILL WHEN YOU'RE NOT SURE THAT YOU'VE WON THE ROUND.

TWO FUCKING THROWS IN A ROW. FAZE AND NOW F3. I'M BOILING.
>>
>>166395029
>be so stupid you get banned for life from a video game because you can't successfully scam child gamblers
>people still think your opinion ona nything is valid
>>
>>166395537
He had no bullets left and he was in the middle of a crossfire, with the closest enemy to him dinked, retard. Of course he has to go for the knife.

Fucking silver mongoloid.
>>
So is this the round liquid chokes?
>>
uh oh pimp's danishness is started to show
>>
>>166395648
no, that was the round liquid wins the match.
>>
>>166395639
I'm talking about the pistol round when they were 5v3 and two F3 members charged at someone to get a knife kill.
>>
>almost lose a 2v1 because you peek with 10 seconds left and no bombplant

russian CS everyone
>>
>>166395732
Exactly, stupid fucking retard.
>>
CHOKO
>>
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>liquid
>>
>LE CLUTCH MASTER

ahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaahahaha
>>
>The City of Team Liquid
>>
jesus christ hiko needs to shave that shit off his head what is he thinking
>>
>HIKO
This fatass needs to be kicked he's complete shit now
>>
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>they're gonna nerf the UMP after this
>>
hiko baited jdm hard on that 2v2
>>
>>166395846
>Having to continuously resort to name calling to get your point across
This definitely shows that you are in the right. Except you're not. I suggest you go look at it again.
>>
F3 is so fucking trash.
>>
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>flipside
>>
holy fuck the chokes by both teams
>>
>waylander
>>
w-waylander?
>>
waylander wow
>>
H I K O

apologise
>>
that silver miss
>>
>>166396053
good
$1200 smg shouldn't be better in almost every way than a $2250 rifle
>>
>waylander
>>
Nitr0 needs to fucking fix hit shit if they're gonna have any chance of getting out of groups
>>
>>166396101
>say something retarded
>get called out
>surprized

I suggest you return to reddit.
>>
>one lucky round because f3 are committed to throwing
>commentators back on hiko's dick
>gotards are going to think hiko is le clutch
>>
>>166396201
>He does it again and doubles down
Anon.. You're embarrassing yourself.
>>
>Waylander losing the game for f3

gj retard
>>
It's ok when Americans do it

https://oddshot.tv/shot/UzoNC3ikNC1CX6f3_IW5ds4a
>>
>>166396281
>someone called me names
>I'll just dismiss everything and claim my win, because I have no arguments

Keep crying, kindergartener.
>>
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>liquid
>>
ah yes, the scripted timeout toggle
>>
>LIQUID

LMFAO
>>
god markeloff
>>
What.The.Fuck.
>>
jdm is gonna throw this for liquid isnt he?
>>
jdm wtf
>>
i hope this goes to OT and liquid lose again lol
>>
>>166396330
>crosshair wasn't even close to the enemy

what did the salty hue mean by this
>>
markelON
>>
>>166396053
they should have nerfed it when flusha was carrying cobble with it on ct side drop a year ago
>>
>switches to pistol

and these are supposed to be pro players?
>>
>Hiko blows the round again
top kek
>>
Goddammit there goes my tree-fiddy.
>>
MARKELON
>>
It's ok, it's F3's time to choke now.
>>
>1v1
>it's jdm with awp

Literally NO CHANCE BRUTHER
>>
testing screenshot
>>
Hiko?! More like He-Choke ahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaahaha
>>
>>166396476
There is no argument, you're right. Because you keep spouting bullshit when everyone has access to the video of the pistol round showing that you are in the wrong.
>>
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>this game
>>
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>flipside
>>
wow
>>
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>>
WHAT THE FUCK
>>
WHAT IN THE FUCK
>>
HOLY FUCK THESE TEAMS ARE SO BAD
>>
>>166396720
Show me how I'm wrong. Show me the video.
>>
wtf why not buy kit in the last round reeeeeeeeeee
>>
He forgot the kit, heh
>>
>the city
>of
>flipside
>>
aahahhahaha
>>
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what the fuck did I just watch

>>166396647
fuck me
>>
>markeloff
>>
>waylander again
>>
dont b losr
buy defuse kit
>>
CHOKES UPON CHOKES

HOLY SHIT WHAT DID I WITNESS
>>
>hiko and jdm blow it again
>flipside blows it harder
TOP KEK
>>
HAHAHHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA
>>
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>>166396808
>>
Liquid is so fucking garbage it's amazing
>>
>no kit
>>
who d2g here
>>
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FUCKING KEK
>>
HOLY THROWS BATMAN
>>
perfect ending to a shit match desu
>>
>"This does not slip lads"
>slips
>flipsid3 slips harder

lmao neither team is qualifying, sad we had to waste time watching them fumble around like silvers
>>
Slavs are fucking degenerates. So fucking braindead, possibly stupider than Americans. Not even overexaggerating.
>>
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>>166396925
hey
>>
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>multiple unbelievably terrible hiko clutches bailed out by flipside being even more retarded

PLEASE GOD SAVE US FROM THIS MEME
>>
>>166397026
how much?
>>
I'm a liquid fan, but neither team deserved to win that
>>
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JUST
>>
>Elige carries gurgling retards again.
>>
FUCK MY PICK'EM UP
FUCK ALL MY BETS UP
>>
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Who /lolg/ here
>>
I'm so fuckign mad

WAYLANDER FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUU
>>
>>166397036
Who is this guy
>>
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kekkkkk
>>
>waylander surfing instead of playing the game
>in a major
>didn't even shoot his gun
>even had the info where they were

Literally a subhuman retard.
>>
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Who /fgg/ here?
>>
>>166397258
hows it feel knowing ur playing ios dota2
>>
Waylander literally crying after the match ended. Apologize.
>>
Zews's reaction is perfect. He's so fucking pissed
>>
>get in a bathtub and take photos of it

someone post the picture?
>>
elige is a literal NA god. is it better to be a gay go player?
>>
>>166397407
he earned the tears, no pity from me
>>
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i wish more danish teams would let cadian play so he would embarrass them on social media more.
>>
What's the diff between 720p60 and 720p60_alt for the eleague stream?
>>
>zews reaction
lmaoooooooo
>>
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Who is the n0tail of counterstrike?

AKA A 3 TIME MAJOR WINNER.
>>
Who /gaygen/ here?
>>
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>>166397478
prob the bitrate
>>
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>>166397426
>>166397476
never forget the other great tweet to come out of EU
>>
>>166397606
>>166397606
>>166397606
>>
>>166397526
n0maj0rs are navi and astralis
>>
>>166397526
our guy JW
>>
>it was another Elige carries 4 bumbling fucking retards episode
>>
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>>166397478
Sauce please.
>>
north vs fnatic on cobblestone

north should probably win this, dig were insane on cobble
>>
can these stupid fucks stop asking the same "what are ur goals for this event hur" bullshit
its every fucking interview of every fucking event and its the same fucking answers every fucking time
come up with some new shit to spout
>>
Is Zews any white?
>>
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its happening again
>>
>>166398856
?
>>
Fnatic is like NiP 2.0 now....
>>
what happened to olof
>>
>>166400170
throwlof?
>>
>>166394217
Barber: "what you looking for?"
Elige: "ever watched the adventures of tintin?"
Barber: "say no more senpai"
>>
>>166398856
Care to explain?
>>
so /csgog/ did you make sure to go all out on gambit?
>>
schneider isn't an autist? wow
>>
>cucksent
>our guys
think again nerds
>>
Hobbit looks like an 60 yo asian lady lmao
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