Dota 2 General - /d2g/

bra

>tfw more time paused than actual gameplay

arteezy is cute

Dota 2

Need my daily dose of NEETs triggered by normal people music

If you had went to a club to enjoy the fine company of women your age, instead of gridning out of the 3k bracket you would have appreciated more this tournament music

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kinda funny that the emote twitch chat uses to represent "niggers lol" is actually a fucking oreo that tries to pander to weebs

BRAP BRAP BRAP ARTEEZ

Reminder that these kinds of rules should be adopted by every tournament to reduce tactical pauses and start punishing players.

Unauthorized Pause. If a player pauses or unpauses a game without
permission from an LCS official, it will be considered unfair play and
penalties will be applied at the discretion of LCS officials.

Player Communication During Stoppage of Play. For the fairness
of all competing teams, players are not allowed to communicate, in
any fashion, with each other during a game pause. For the avoidance
of doubt, players may communicate to the referee

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This fucking tournament is trash.

>>166304383
your posts have been lacklustre lately

BRABRABRABRBRABRABRBARBABRABRBARBARBARBARBARBARBARBRBARBARBARBARBB BRAVO

how did EG beat OG 2-0?

>>166303908
The memories. Stephano vs. herO.
Stephano says "glhf" and I'm sure he would've gotten a penalty if herO wasn't such a bro and said it back

did we spot the d2g in the crowd yet

>>166304485

OG is powerless against the skill and intellect of cr1t.

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>>166304503
not just penalty, hero would've gotten a default win

KeSPA police don't fuck around

>>166304250
>eastern europe in charge of anything

>>166304383
>enjoy the fine company of women your age
My sister is here with me I don't have to go to clubs. I can enjoy my doter right at home

>>166303908
what's so bad about this pic?

>>166304485
honeypot lan

So this is European music

>>166304514
Shouldn't be hard to find me :^)

where's that guy who took pictures with sheever/tobi
do something funny

>>166304595
I remember one time a guys monitor broke and the guy paused the game without requesting it since he couldnt see and got a penalty for it

so guys can you explain for me why the kunkka intentionally threw the game

Skilling w level 2, as a support?

It's a totally different fucking game if their ganks succeeded.... and if the kunkka could DO SHIT early game

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when da game at

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Is that officially the worst production in the history of dota?

>>166304485
>implying upperbracket matters

>>166304614
The gooks are super strict on communication in esports. Most of the time saying anything other than gg gets you disqualified

eastern europeans are proof that white's can be more subhuman than pinoys and malaysians that can actually host proper LANS instead of shitshows

wtf is happening

> Game paused for nearly 40 minutes.

dafuq?

>>166304383
I went to clubs to enjoy the company of people my age.

psytrance clubs

this may ery well be the worst music ive ever heard

>Spent about 80% of the stream with it muted and listening to toe because PAUSED with shit music

Fuck this tournament holy shit. I should have just played dota.

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>>166304675
for (you)

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>>166304675
if i ever see him in arena im gonna fuck him up and i was already looking for him earlier

>>166304458

So what does the army use the Internet for?

>>166304732
not even a 2016 newfag would believe this since we had a summit right before TI6
think i'm going to start filtering all those facebook emote pics

>>166304881
playing dota 2 and downloading movies?

>>166304798
shanghai repeat because of these halfrussian croats

>the state of croatia
>the city of split

>>166304850
i wanna get higher
i wanna get higher
i wanna get higher
i wanna get higher
YOU YOU
I WANNA GET HIGHER

>>166304881
Dota 2 and porn.

How many hours of unscheduled stoppage time has there been the past few days? It's gotta be close to 10 hours, right?

>>166304879
Smiri se, nisan je kriv šta imam superior memeove :^)

>>166304876

>A literal 15 yo kid is posting in his thread

I'm out

>>166304876
how do people not feel autistic when taking these pictures

>>166304983
long time no see

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>>166304732
not even close

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>>166304876
noice but watch out son >>166304879

>>166304440
there should be 2 kinds of pauses

technical problem pause = no communication allowed

but i wouldnt mind each team getting like a 2 mins pool of "time out discussion time" that the captain can trigger

defnese of the ancients
packet loss slideshow edition

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>>166304983
You are getting reported, that's what's happening

i flashed my bios to fix some shitty fucking cmos bug in the time of this pause

whats the fucking hold up

>>166304876
Your hand looks weird

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>>166304876
I found the guy who posts from the arena, looking at him as i type this

TRIPS AND IM GONNA RECORD DRAGGING HIM OUTSIDE OF ARENA

>>166305028
i wish i could go back to that time of innocence and happyness
>>166305038
Because i really dont care anymore

>>166304614
You're not allowed to say anything other than pp or gg. I think someone got a warning once for saying "ppp".
Reason is, I think because they were paranoid that they would signal a throw order to bettors by timing their gl or glhfs to a particular second or something, it's weird.

>>166304876

Look at those tiny soft hands, this guy is 16 tops. Fuck me.

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How can ANYONE find this music enjoyable?

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>>166305028
have been for fucking years

I want my money back, what is this shit!

>>166305195
based huber "aryan ubermensch" klaus

>>166305140
rollan rollan rollan rollan huh

>>166305191
this is literally RTZ's playlist

>>166305179
I'm 20 mate

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>yuropoor LANs

>shit computers
>shit internet
>shit production values
>shit scheduling
>shit audio
>shit in-game work


Woah.. So this is.. The power of Croatia production..

THE FUCK IS THIS?

>>166305195
who would win in a fist fight huber or jark?

>>166305195

Jesus Christ .

THIS IS NOT OK.

THERE CANT BE PEOPLE UNDER 21 YEARS OLD HERE.

RIGHT?

RIGHT?

TELL ME YOUR AGE YOU FUCKING FUKCS

>>166305191
when u in tha club n sum bitty is rubbin against ure junk,,, than u understand breh

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>people this this is a shit production

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>Na'vi retweeting pony shit
I always knew those slavs were fucked.

https://twitter.com/guardiancsgo/status/823257799601848321

>>166305302
esports

i feel like doing the dishes

but its gonna take like 20 mins

SHOULD I GO FOR IT

I thought Croatia was a first world country

Why are they worse at LANs than even the chinese

Who thought it was a good idea to host a tournament in Croatia?

Literally every other 3rd world county would do a better job.

>>166305318
21
I'm the collage guy though

EE is streaming based LP, lads. Time to leave this garbage tournament behind.

>>166305312
huber is probably a twink by now and jark is fat and has retard strength
probably jark

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>kiseless virgins have to listen to niggers bragging about fucking white women during break

CAN'T MAKE

THIS SHIT UP

>>166305312
Jark will probably go for the eyes and the balls

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I actually like this music.

>>166305318
I'm 20 :^(

>>166305318
fuck is wrong witchu nigga

>>166305348
even if it takes 20 minutes to wash your dishes its not like the game is gonna end

>Be from NA
>Haven't played a game on US servers in two years

Feels good not to have to play with Peruvian monkeys.

>>166305417
imblyign w women dont like fucking in their 20s and settling with superior white men after to have more white kids and perpetuate our based race

cuckold

>>166305326
i need names

This is just proof that my country Is utter ass

>cam stuck on the trophy
i have to unmute every now and then to check the stream isn't paused

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>>166305417
Implying

>normie music
>just techno with some nigger saying bullshit over and over

>>166305520
apologize arma. APOLOGIZE FOR BEING WORSE THAN MALAYSIA AND THE PHILIPINES.

>>166305462
>frogposter
>shit taste

wow

>>166305520
But you've got amazing women
Like that cutie handing out thundersticks
Oh wait she's from some asian country
sry

>I chose to watch dota instead of being productive today

>>166305520
yeah u should make it easier for the rest of us and move to serbia

MAKE
CROATIA
GREAT
AGAIN

>>166305326
>mfw redplebs everywhere

Blue is thinking man's dotaslut.

>>166305096
god, blizzard used to have one talented fucking artist, what happened to the guy

everything looks like low effort shit now

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>sumail literally pausing the game for 40 minutes so he can do his daily prayers in the prayer room

YOU CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP

>>166305607
this is as far from techno as you can get
this is some shitty edm

mayb they finally sent Ana to low prio

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Just a reminder that Secret is literally dead right now
Actually done for
What region remains for Puppey to trick gullible players to abuse later on?

>>166305140
rollin'

>>166305675
>memeface
>predictable /int/ trash

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>>166305675

>>166304440
lmfao is this the naga poster

Has there ever been an event where the music wasn't dudebro party trash?

>>166305687
Seriously, what happens if a player has low priority when he has to play a tournament? Do people have to wait for 10 hours until he grinds it out?

>>166305650
this lan has actually depressed me so much that I took a shower, had a madman rant and I am now dessed and on my way out the door to go apply for jobs. and when i get home i'm gonna PLAY some dota and i'm gonna play meepo way better than threelans.

>>166305704
Mars

>>166305675
>croatia
>prayer room

>>166305675
i kekd

>>166305704

South America
Russia, ironically enough

>>166305140
just do if you fucking cuck

>the majority of your players are thirdies
>host your tournaments in these third world shitholes
>the tournaments are shit too

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>>166305803
All of them before twitch muted vods if you didn't play dudebro party trash

>modern /d2g/ will never know the joys of FLOOOOOOOOOOR

>>166305675
prayers take 10 minutes at most, if you knew muslims, you'd know this. The game would be unpaused

>>166305675
>YOU CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP

but you just did

so I just got back, how long have they been paused?

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>>166305318
18 turned two weeks ago

Sounds like music from Payday. What's that genre called?

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>>166305948
>nud2g wil never be electric
>nud2g will never GEE GEE GEE BABY BABY

>>166305819
low prio doesn't affect custom lobbies

so I just woke up

what exactly IS the problem they're pausing for? Is there even a game going on or did they not start game 2?

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>>166305895
Not a single good SA player and half of them are banned.
Maybe russia, finding some fucks who idolized NaVi in its golden years but was in a coma for 7 years

>>166305927
croatia is european

>>166306036
omg I hate you so much you underage rtz edgelord fagggot

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>>166305329
>shitskin gets yottatriggered by based Western Anime
nothing new under the sun

So how does being born in the wrong generation feel, /vg/?

This is actualyl decent, what do you expect, whiny shoegaze shit? you need a beat there to spice things up

>>166305948
fucking disgusting manlet

god i hate tobi jesus christ what a piece of filth

Whats with the nigger music dotards?

>>166306110
they take a break when puppey goes to the bathroom

>>166306054
Sounds like Bass House or maybe even Breaks (probably not)

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>>166306110
>woke up
>its 9pm
???

why can't they just play classical music at these events? amirite?

>>166306225
Don't sully the name of breaks with this dogshit

It's mostly trap

wtf is going on?

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>657,391 viewers

>it's still not up

>>166306269
>living in yurop

must suck

>>166304391
>a fucking oreo

no such thing
one drop faggot

>>166306294
the only music 15 year olds like is some faggot rapping about how he fucked a girl

>>166305704
his subjects in Estonia

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Why doesn't Dota get good viewer numbers?

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This music is actually baffling

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Jesus Dear God what the fuck is this delay

>>166306376
that's not what oreo means jesus christ you /pol/ faggots are like fun vacuums

>>166305520
it's nice

there's a place with awesome burritos

>3 non connecters
>1 poor network at pick

fix pls

how to make money in music business:
>get some nigger to rap some dumb shit about other niggers
>play random noises over a loud ass bassdrum

what if dota had a lan option

bout to take my third shit today

>>166306445
no one finds honeypots enjoyable

>>166306515
bet you like dadrock/metal

>want to watch dota
>forced to listen to some nwo hypno music

lyl

>>166306445
you can watch the games ingame ya sperg

>>166306609
t. nigger

>black people made 99% of the music that nu-males listen to
Were they born lucky or what?

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Was it him?

Why are they playing rap music in notRussia anyway? I thought they were against this stuff

>>166306567
Don't you have some monitors to smash Puppey?

>>166306515
the real secret is to have niggers mumble over existing instrumentals and hope someone's youtube commentary overlaps and flags you some pennies
it adds up fast

>>166306445
CSGO has always gotten higher viewnumbers than Dota. CSGO also makes way much more money than Dota does. You just don't see it very well because it's not through prizepools but rather through everything else that goes on in the CSGO scene (stickers, formerly betting, etc).
CSGO seems like almost the superior esport when you consider everything, but yet /csgog/ is a fucking graveyard and Valve doesn't give a shit about CSGO.
It's fucking crazy.

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>that one wigger desperately trying to defend his shit taste

>>166306515
t. white male

fucking eastern euros, they really aren't white

also
>wus yoor faverit typa lady

>>166306609
Wow your name-calling sure showed him!

>music

are we le cool and hip modern gamers yet guise

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https://twitter.com/ODPixel/status/823265186958233602

>>166306694
you underestimate teenage nu-males

>>166306763
>projecting his shit taste on patricians

>>166306463
servers are getting ddosed

>play song for 30 seconds
>phase into new song for no reason

They can't even DJ right

I've been awake for 21 hours now. I'm not sure if worth, but will for sure pass 24 at this rate.

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>>166305948
OC

>>166306841
its a fucking LAN

>>166306762
inspiring

what percentage of your stream has to actually show a game being played for it to be ok to flag your stream as showing that game?

>>166306897
and that was a fucking BAIT

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Thank GOD I am not some fucking dotard who plays this SHIT game and watches SHIT tournaments.

>>166306826
>playing mario

yeah he is a manchild

>>166306897
valve is too lazy to make localhost games viewable in dotatv

>>166306849
IM SORRY THEY CHANGED FROM BLACK RAP TO BLACK RAP

>>166306826
Owen is ourest of guys

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>>166306973

>>166306826
100% based

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man fuck this I'm going to bed

What's with this shitty music?
It's worse than that nigger EDM shit earlier.

>>166306985
You watch Anime though, that's worse.

Holy shit, this lan is the biggest fucking joke I've ever seen.

How can they be so incompetent?

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>>166306806
>fuck eastern euros, they really aren't white
>fuck western euros, they aren't really white
>fuck Americans, they're only 60% white
So where is the last bastion of white hope? Japan?

>>166305704
seeing as most expected them to get last place this tourney, they did ok taking down DC

>>166306985
does this ridiculous shit amuse you in any way dude

gee

>>166306480
dota is a whitemans game get the fuck out of here thirdie

are the finals officially cancelled

>>166306985
holy shit megumeme really is a slut

someone know how long they've been paused?

>>166306869
I hope you didn't do it to watch this shitty ass tournament

alright I'm done

>>166306985
>>166307119
t. white male that is jealous of superior black rap

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>Shanghai
>that WCA lan where people slept on floor
>Dotapit S5

Any other hilarious disasters

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>>166306118
I like you too anon!

Pause has now been over an hour long.

>70 thousand people watching a frozen image

>>166307126
all the sluts want kazuma dick, they just don't want to admit it

fpr fucks sake>>166307235
>>166307241

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>>166306826
>check his twitter
>he has some olive and anchovy pizza

And you guys said he was our guy

how the fuck do you report people in the new ui
had a pudge feeding mid from minute 0 and only options are view profile and add friend

>>166306985
>>166307126
>>166307249
this webm can't be right. I don't remember this scene

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>>166307095
She said "cuckold"

WHERE ARE THE GAMES

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>croatians make ez honeypot lan for teams
>they take ages to finish their games
>whole nation of croatia goes to watch national handball team play vs egypt
>"hur dur muh delays"
what teh fuck did u expect? we're playing handball u damn baboons

>>166307134
I never devote all my attention to esports, I usually have it running in the background on my ipad while I study and look back when something happens.
But yes I stayed up for this

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>>166307235
>stop watching after first game
>don't really care about game 2 since I have stuff to do
>go jerk off
>go take shower
>eat wholesome lunch
>come back

>>166307338
post match only

ayyo croatia anon any news from the ground?

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>Have to resort to sportsball because these event organizers are totally incompetent

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>>166307315
>olive and anchovy pizza

>>166307349
I'm pretty sure it's in S2, the season that's airing rn. Not sure though.

fuck sakes arma
fix your fucking country

WHERE MY DOTER TWO E-PENIS IS

IM ABOUT TO PLAY DARK SOUSL 3

croatianese 'people' fucking suck

dear god croatia china is better than this

>>166307235
I bet the dishes guy never washed them thinking they'd resume any second

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>>166307085
>You watch Anime though, that's worse.
BACK to your plebbit shithole, newfag.

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>>166307162
Thirdiesundshitskins whenever they see a MLP:FiM bitmaps
>literally whining so hard you need a site-wide safespace erected for your fragile mememasculinity
rofl

nice tournament doturds

>>166307162
i find this woman to be attractive
mind if i save this image

I don't really know how the technical shit is set up, so this might be a stupid question, but how the fuck is there lag in a LAN tourny?

https://twitter.com/DotaPit/status/823259870094888960

>valve makes billions of dollars
>we still dont have lan capabilities for dota 2

Gabe "Fat Jew" Newell.

>>166307315
Those are literally the best toppings
Fuck you nigga

>>166307485
>croatianese 'people' fucking suck
I think you mean """"""people"""""""""

id kill myself if i lived in croatia

I bet you fags would rather listen to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkHlnWFnA0c or something like that

>Eat lunch
>Fix Car
>Game 2 hasn't started yet
What?

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never has this image been more relevant

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>>166307162
TI4 and TI4 afterparty might as well be an honorable mention

>>166307485
>>166307487
>>166307559
>>166307591

nobody cares about ur shitty """""""""""""""esport""""""""""""""" games, everyones watching handball

cry more

>>166307349
>>166307452
it's from the OVA iirc

>>166307571
You can't even play dota2 on LAN you have to play it across the internet.

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do you hate croats now?

>>166307632
I believe this never happened and that it's all d2g ruse

oh god more music

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meanwhile

Holy fuck. How long has this break been already. Fucking joke tier slavland. And then they want to have the next major in a former commiefest too :^)

>>166307573
I'm pretty sure the dota 2 team literally has a single overworked coder doing everything

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Thread is dying

Post food webm

DOTES I NEED DOTES

Friendly reminder that we get one less major this year so smaller tournaments like this one will have a chance.

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>>166307646
>when croatians get triggered
lul

love these 3rd world tournaments

The teams just left the booths. They're remaking right? I mean, all ward positions and inventories aren't a secret anymore....

>>166307692
I'm serbian so i always have.

oeeee

https://twitter.com/Cyborgmatt/status/
823267968398323712

>"LAN'
>"SERVERS"
>50 GORILLION DOLLARS

>>166307571
because even though its called LAN, its not really a LAN because they play online. Its more correct to call it a Live tournament

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Will they even play the following games

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>Think of watching Dotapit
>Nah they'll probably be ridden with delays again and its going to be Luna/SD/Uberlord/Slardar all over the place
>Have excellent lunch
>Prepare stuff for work
>Play Honey Select
>Check this thread hours later

>>166307692
nah not really

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>>166307696
You missed out on one of the best dota moments in history anon... I feel bad for you.

>>166307806
Youre a retard

>>166306986
>hating on mario
no wonder people hate dotafags

im awake now you can stop delaying thanks

>>166307816
>make the game a lan game
>Suddenly can't spectate from client anymore if you're not on the lan

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>>166307573
>>166307571
why bother when "people" (as this is a shitskin containment .exe) will keep playing anyway?
rich people didn't get rich by spending money on useless shit

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>>166307774
From Eat Drink Man Woman before anyone asks

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>Kiev major

Will it blow?

>>166307908
dude its 10pm wtf are u doing

>>166307692
croatia is nice

>>166307119
>white man's game
>90% of the player base is peruvian/russian/chink

>>166307816
lol member when everyone thought this guy was stealing millions I'm literally laffing pretty hard writing this

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>>166307530
>being triggered about people being triggered easy

you played yourself boi

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I got low prio for pic related... wtf

>>166305480
just got back

nice to see nothing moved

>>166308041
russians are the whitest people
peruvians are proud amerindians
chinks are east asian, so better than white

>>166307996
only if Soros interferes

>>166308085
you don't get low prio over one game retard

>>166308051
he's laundering hundreds of thousands of w33/EE/misery prize money

>>166308085
fuck off

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>>166307979

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>>166307996
>yfw Russia invades Ukraine during Kiev Major and 99% of professional DOTA 2 players die or get captured.

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>>166307979
that poor fish holy shit

>>166307774
?
what a picky faggot
yea its a little greasy thats normal

croatia deserves to be nuked

>>166308164
i came

>>166307996
if russia makes an enemy of dota there will be revolution

>>166308085
you deserve it for that shit build, I mean invis AND five deaths have you thought about killing yourself?

>>166308076
>>being triggered about people being triggered about people being triggered easy

you played yourself boi

did they even start game 2 yet or do I also have to watch a draft?

>>166307979
is there name for that Japanese haircut/moustache combo?

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>>166308164

what's the score i was away for an hour

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>>166308170
>invades

Better fucking nuke it.

nice tournaments dotards

>>166308306
they did

>>166308197

He's a world famous chef. He's so good with food he's famous for it.

I don't think your opinion is worth anything.

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IF ONLY THERE WAS A COMPLEX AND BALANCED GAME THAT REQUIRED NO TEAM WORK, NO ELEMENT OF LUCK AND I COULD PLAY ONLINE WITH MILLIONS OF PEOPLE...

>>166308197
Well, the dough was raw. I ate undercooked pizza a week ago and got food poisoning.

>>166308197
american detected

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>>166308221
t. poor serbian with no coast

>>166308306
Game two has currently been paused for over an hour. They're in the laning phase.

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Only 90 minutes of pause?

>>166308164
>Just touches things that are scolding hot like it's nothing
>Probably gets frequently splashed by the scolding hot water too
>That intense and powerful chopping right next to his fingers
Man Chefs like this amaze the shit of me. I don't trust my dexterity even remotely to be able to do the shit they do without cutting off my fingers or suffering third degree burns.

>>166308365
i alredy do

>paused so long I don't even remember what the draft was

Shieeeet they should just remake it if things get sorted out.

>>166304446
Croatia was recently annexed by China

>>166308301
rofl

fuck you man

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>>166308365
checkers?

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>>166308337

YOU FUCKING IDIOTS ITS NOT DOTAPIT ITS EU SERVERS

>>166308402
so if the stream is still up how is the internet down for the computers or whatever?

Literally what are they pausing for?

>tfw you've already jacked off today and can't cum for probably another 30 mins and this delay usually i'd just edge and cum when it's back on

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>EU DOTA

>>166308387
>t. poor serbian with no coast
that's actually a serious roast

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>>166308365
Brood War?

>>166308429
man fries chicken with bare hands

www.youtube.com/watch?v=pipTmT8XeAo

i went out for food and the game still isnt on the fuck

gas these fucking useless cretins croats already

>>166308527
it's on LAN tho

>>166308536
its not an actual LAN (if it were you wouldnt be able to watch in client). They still have to connect to a server in EU West to play. Apparently EU West is lagging, so they cant play

>>166305756
That's not a memeface you fucking redditor, get the fuck back to where you belong

>>166307774
shit looks nasty but desu thick pizzas done right are pure bliss

t.Italian

>>166308197
>I know better about food than a renowned chef
-(You)

>>166308523
continue

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What did they mean by this?

>>166308527
It's really valve for not putting a real LAN option in the game

>>166308365
>Can't even watch the players playing the game without paying for it
EXPLAIN THIS CHESSTARDS

>>166308487
the crazy thing is that n0tail is playing brew. they don't even need to play this game, it's lost from the draft, and yet here we are

>>166307871
I like how the sandstorm meme died right after this.

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>>166308581
hate when that happens

>>166308719
who cares how the players look pleb
its the play that matters

>>166308178
The fish was dead when he slammed chopsticks into the back of its head

>>166308429
If you have properly maintained knives, the cutting motion is actually quite smooth

You're more likely to cut yourself with a dull blade after it makes you apply too much pressure

if this goes to five games I'm not sure how the players are gonna stay awake

it would literally be like 4 am local time

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>>166308365
>chess
>no element of luck

>>166308654
cant Valve just provide dedicated tournament servers or something? or a fucking LAN mode? Why do they hate esports?

Is there a game going on?

>>166308365
>no element of luck
maybe in tournaments but online you get disadvantaged if you're black

WISH WE COULD TURN BACK TIME

>>166307979
>>166308164
>>166308337
>>166308523
>chinks putting their filthy hands all over the food

gonna be sick desu lad

>>166308365
>no element of luck
mate white has an insane fucking advantage, it's a goddamn coinflip who goes first

>>166307979
>>166308164
>>166308337
>>166308523

Its kinda weird to watch this. I've never seen proper Asian cuisine since most of the Asian food you see is fast-food/buffet shit.

>>166308581
I used to be able to do 30mins later. Not anymore though, just baby tears at the end, and my twinky hurts afterwards.
I'm not even old, I don't know how you guys do it

>>166308770
pls keep posting

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>>166308770
>>166308581

>>166308429
well most chefs already have hands that are callused from repeated burns so they wouldn't even feel them anymore