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>Watch this everyday
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>Old Thread
>>166287716
gg ez thanks 4 skines
>mixwell throwing
>Op Tic
REMINDER: Not everyone is cheating
SATANIA IS MY WIFE!
>>166302775
ibp
>VP and OG being generous making the game long for easy drops
>he fell for the optic meme
>"DUDE, JUST MISS AWP SHOTS, LMAO"
>>166302826
not everyone but most everybody is using a low fov aimbot sadly
gimme a god damn dlore volvo
>>166301008
Ok.
>Burgers lost
>>166302753
stay put redditor
gg
stanislaw was too heavy to carry
>>166302869
whiffwell
>>166302826
nice try cheater your social engineering won't work on me
E Z
Z
>tfw I could be Major winner if cheats were banned
>>166302827
I CLAIM SATANIA!
>>166302869
misswell
>>166302827
hello
dear /csgog/ im 25 and never had a gf
is this normal?
Tbh that "Major History" video at the start was pretty hype famases.
>>166303020
>This is what DMG's actually believe
RBS
WE HAVE THE MEATS
>>166303071
It's not a big deal honestly, I've had 4, and I don't really care. Doesn't feel special at all.
>>166303071
same man :D
>>166303123
bro Im GE
Facit 10
>>166303067
She's mine, HECK off!
>>166303161
You've had pretty shit gf's then lad
Why is this chink allowed to work in esport?
Whipping out my old OC meme. Reddos not allowed to touch it.
pasha is a funny little jewish boy
>>166303174
*brohoof*!
>no case drop
optimal way to jew the system for package drops? would leaving a phone on work?
i want to fug smix
>>166303318
good skills
>>166303243
yes girls are invaluable princesses that completely change your life xd
t virgin anime watching neet
>>166303218
can we share?
>>166303381
i want to stick my tounge into her poohole
>>166303243
Not really, having a gf isn't that great at all. In my opinion, people should spend their youth on themselves, and not bother with shitty relationships.
smix is the best part of this entire tournament desu
hope navi gets fucked
snax is a big pig
snax more like hax
>bet 20 odllars on OG
end me magog
>>166303435
No, FROG off!
you have 24 hours to get a gf
how do you do it?
If you put VP as 3-0 in your sticker challenge you've just won that pick. They won't be stopped now.
>>166303615
buy one from thailand.
>>166303529
It's fine, vp are /ourguys/
why are dabs the only cringe thing at CSGO tournaments?
That round where bomb was planted on A, and snax was awping behind wood, and won the 2v1, Rush clearly aimlocked him through the wood when he was lurking, so he knew snax was there. He just tried to cover his cheats and pretend he didn't know, expecting his teammate to not be a retard.
>he doesn't have twitch prime
>>166303482
i hope smix gets fucked =)
ez 4 navi???
>>166303717
>he pays money for... literally nothing
>>166303615
I'm married to my cute wife!
>>166303529
vp literally never lost to an american team in a major
are you dumb anon
>mousesports
lmao just end this already
>>166303429
lmao
>>166303479
You shouldn't spend any time on a shitty relationship m8
>>166303615
settle for uggos and fat chicks and girls with no future and sluts and gf's(male)
Smix looks like moon man
would you guys fuck moon man?
>>166303615
>in high school
>friend dares me to get a gf in 24 hours
>go up to this cute hipster nerd
>tell her I've had a crush on her for a long time, and want her to be my gf
>turns out she felt the same way
>broke up with her a day later after the dare was over
>still feel bad about it to this day
Getting a gf is easy.
>Russia vs Germany
Oh boy here we go
Sieg heil, I hate Germans - s1mple
>>166303554
ur not the boss of me
>>166303759
>he doesn't have amazon prime
>>166303656
But my 20 dollars.
>>166303793
I was hoping for an upset.
>>166303759
>free shipping
>free movies and tv
>free books
>huge discounts
>literally nothing
wat
>>166303852
fuck off normie
>>166303739
cuck
>>166303827
There is no good relationship when you're young. Why bother wasting time with a gf, when you can be doing so much other better things? You can have all the relationships you want when you're older.
WHEN'S /OURGIRL/ PANSY?
>>166303852
fuck off normie
>>166303869
yeah, but I claimed her first, so I win and you're just being retarded.
amazonians pls go
prime will ruin twitch if they keep trying to avoid ad-block
>>166303905
>everyone in the world is American
Fucking arrogant faggots
>"do you wanna play against the pros?"
>shows NIP
Nice joke facecucks
>gaming ad thats not cringy as fuck
well done faceit
but i still wont use your shitty botnet
>>166303921
I'm a virgin neet now, and watch anime and play video games all day, contemplating suicide 24/7. But getting a gf is easy. The only requirement is to be a human being.
>>166304051
>gaming ad thats not cringy as fuck
What do you mean?
>guardian with a literal neckbeard
Is there anywhere I can bet on s1mple hitting a jump awp this game or do I need a bookie to do that
>>166304009
explain
>>166303984
>much other better things
such as?
It's not like my gf doesn't allow me to do things that I want m8
>another fucking cobble game
end my suffering
>>166303995
jelly khv detected
>>166304126
i seriously dont understand that company
WHO WOULD NEED IT!??! For what would you need it?!?
>>166303984
my classmate lives with her gf already while i sit in my dark room alone talking to people on a mongolian image board
maybe if youre super hot and can pick up girls having a girlfriend is not the best in your 20s but otherwise it must be good to have someone you can trust in desu
>>166304273
>he doesn't want more souvenir drops with Guardian/Simple stickers
wat
who /chrisJoint/ here?
>james cbble banter
>>166303854
>Germany
Literally one(1) german in the team
>>166304192
>unironically having a gf
fucking redditors I swear
>>166304359
>someone you can trust
90% of women are vapid whores who care only about money, sex, and what other women think about her
>this clusterfuck round
european cs everyone
wtf is this silver shit
mousesports just got csgo'd
that was the stupidest round of CS I think I've ever witnessed
olof vs. dignigs all over again
>>166304525
obviously you dont want a girl like that as your girlfriend you dumb
>competitive csgo
>>166304359
That's just the thoughts of weakness polluting your mind. Literally loser talk.
>>166304525
women are crack addicts but instead of crack they need attention
You need to keep them supplied but make sure that you never give them as much as they want
>>166304646
well good luck "testing" every girl until you find a good one
does s1mple even have a neck
Guardian of my skines
>>166304791
at least he's not obese like the rest of navi
>>166304320
you mean why would anyone who doesnt want to give jew bankers their hard earned money buy an alternative to online banking payments?
hmmmmmmmm
is cobble the worst active duty map?
after dust2 of course
will niko ever escape the mousesports prison and live up to the hype?
>>166304774
life is all about testing anon
why would you hang out with girls you dont like in the first place anyway
NiKo using our skin
fucking majors are rigged for cbble
i hate that fucking map its so fucking boring to watch god fucking damn it
should i bet on nv?
>>166304905
Nuke and Overpass are shit
edward needs to grow his beard back he looks like a moonfaced retard without it
>>166304985
Liquid. Liquid only shows up to the major
>>166304905
dustii
>>166304987
overpass is the best map wtf lay off the weed
>>166304987
eh, overpass is pretty boring but it's definitely more balanced than cobble or nuke
guardian's avatar looks like egoraptor after chemo
Why do Na'Vi players have such big, strong necks?
>chrisJoint
>>166304987
No, nuke and cobble are shit. Overpass is decent.
holy shit this map has been a clusterfuck and it's only been 4 rounds
these matches are so fucking god awful im starting to think they did something against the cheats
>>166305030
>shitquid without s1mple
they go 0-3
>>166304320
>wanting your personal and financial particulars to be known to all and sundry
>not paying for everything you possibly can with cash
You're the best goy
>>166305030
thanks for skines
post your dream post-major map pool
>de_dust2
>de_mirage
>de_inferno (-de_nuke)
>de_cache
>de_train
>de_season (-de_cbble)
>de_overpass
dont sell cobble drops, next friday after major a map pool change will drop hot
>>166305207
>de_dust2
>de_mirage
>de_santorini (-de_nuke)
>de_cache
>de_train
>de_season (-de_cbble)
>de_overpass
give santorini a chance
>>166305207
>current de_train
fuck me i'd rather something like seaside or old nuke
>>166305207
Santorini was fun
Did mouz even prepare for this map.
>>166305207
>de_cbble
>de_cbble
>de_cbble
for the dragonlore drops desu
>>166305207
de_rats
cs_1337_assault
fy_iceworld
fy_pool_day
de_rats4_final
cs_747
as_oilrig
>>166305207
I hate nuke and cbble, but season is utter dogshit trash, and has no place in competitive play, and new inferno isn't really that good, possibly better than nuke though.
>literally BOT seized
kek
Mousesports is all gimmicks.
I love it.
starix is handsome
no homo
edward looks like a slavic pyth without the beard jfc
>>166305489
He really isn't.
>>166305415
season in general (i.e. old version) or just the FMPONE remake?
>>166305469
chris"DUDE WEED"Joint
Ni"Juan Deag"ko
Shity
Bennis
Lo"LUL"wel
16-0 predicting it now.
>3 cobble games
>no drops so far
>bomb carrier runs up to enemy team and not only doesnt plant but risks giving the bomb away to enemy side
lmao just like my gold nova games
>spiidi runs forward with the bomb after clearing out the bombsite
just like my mm's
>>166305642
haha make sure to post them on reddo ill sure they will like them XD
>>166305207
inferno
cache
cbble
tuscan
mirage
overpass
nuke
train
>>166305578
Both versions are fucking garbage.
>>166305642
I'm Dutch and I think ChrisJoint is offensive.
>>166305748
>>166305772
"ah shit dude I didn't even know I had bomb"
this is why I get kicked for teamkilling in spawn
>>166305940
Has pro CS gotten worse?
navi 3-0
how the hell did mousesports qualify they are straight up terrible
i just noticed there are no team cams for this game
was that the case for the other matches?
>letting this public execution be streamed
Based mousesports getting us back on schedule
someone tweet niko the number to the suicide prevention hotline.
blow your rape whistle
because it's 0-3 for mouse
>8-0 on T side
>map is T sided
NIKOSPORTS
>>166306051
they had a pretty easy qualifier
>chrisJ was the problem
mousesports is a failed project
Why is Niko still on mouz?
Is Navi playing out their minds
or is Mousesports garbage?
if i'm niko, i'm saying FUCK this and make a new team with ScreaM
If I only participate in the twitch chat, am I still eligible for drops?
come on cool volvo give me a package dudes
>>166306302
just like your birth
>spiidi
>0-1-10
>>166306325
Maybe he just doesn't want to play for another team away from friends and family.
>>166305207
>de_dust2
>de_santorini (-de_mirage)
>de_inferno (-de_nuke)
>de_cache
>de_train
>de_zoo (-de_cbble)
>de_overpass
>>166306358
>Is Navi playing out their minds
kek no. this is Na'Vi not even playing at their best
i dont think Mouz is garbage, but they have spiidi at 0-10. hard for NiKo to carry with that deadweight
>>166306456
#rekt
>chrisJoint
I don't wanna be rude to ChrisJ, he seems like a nice person, no drama around him, unlike a lot of other pros.
But I honestly think he's pretty bad at the game for a pro player.
Mousesports is fucking garbage
>>166306696
>opinions of a silver master elite
Thanks for your input
>>166306696
he's good at awping in tier 2 tournaments
>>166306696
>ChrisJ
>bad
if anything, it's only niko and him who carries mouz.
>>166306760
>silver shitter this mad he has to project his shortcomings onto others
>>166306657
lelelelele
>List of teams RAPPIN GOOD
Optic
VP
SK
Gambit
>List of teams RAPPIN OK
G2
North?
>List of teams RAPPIN BAD
Fnatic
North?
Hellraisers
gib me souvi drop
>>166307015
>not COOL, GOOD, BAD, AWFUL
>>166307015
whats rappin mean here isnt that the singing technique in hiphop
>>166306696
Everyone on mouz is. It's honestly amazing that they are able to keep qualifying for majors.
>>166307015
Gambit vs VP grand final which Gambit will win.
screencap this
>>166307272
I was under the impression that lowel is really good.
>be me 19
>finally get a gf
>we're making out
>undo her bra
>nice.jpg
>she starts feeling up my leg
>she looks down
>she freeses up
>"are you SERIOUSLY wearing THOSE, Ogdin?"
>i have no clue what she's talking about
>she points at my feet
>oh shit.gif
>i'm wearing my Na'Vi socks
>"h-ha ha, yeah... It's ironic. I just like Guardian..."
>"choke in any finals lately?"
>she gives me a disgusted look and leaves
she fucked my best friend the next month. fuck c9 fangays
>>166307320
>really good.
NO. the only person really good is NiKo
>>166307272
except niko of course.
>>166307320
lowel is worst pro player i've seen
Atleast ChrisJ is a decent AWPer.
benis and spiidi are the problem.
Fucking cobble just replace it with inferno already, shit map
Just started watching, what drops did I miss?
>Gonna be at work during GODSENT match
>>166307462
No, nuke needs to be replaced first.
>>166307435
apologize
>>166305207
>de_tuscan (-de_mirage)
>de_inferno (-de_nuke)
>de_cache
>de_train
>de_season (-de_dust2)
>de_overpass
>de_cbble
>>166307618
But Nuke is at least fun to watch
>>166307412
How do you watch Lolwel without ever noticing the two even worse shitters on mouz?
>>166307661
This is why you're shit denis, you alt+tab to 4chan everytime you die
>>166307371
back to reddo
>>166307678
No it's fucking not.
is simple's name igor?
he looks like igor
>>166307665
Do you think before you post or just copy things from Reddit because others said it?
>mouz losing in major
suprise
the halflife of a player is only so long. wasting niko (arguably the best youngster) like that is a fucking joke. some good team should fucking buy him out this kid is major worthy.
NiKo ;_______;
>>166307794
Oleksandr "s1mple" Kostylev
>>166307803
Do you visit reddit or how do you know what they discuss over there?
>>166307794
alexander
I take my words back about lowel being good.
>>166307794
thats flamie
liquid or nv?
>>166307837
>feeling emotion for a cheater
flusha yourself
>mouz
>at a major
stop bullying denis
thanks
Why mouse
absolutely fucking destroyed
>>166307962
jesus christ i can't believe liquid are actually in this major
got a souvenir boys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tfPWvqevB0
BRATWURSTS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>166308019
yeah....nah
>>166308108
yeah but envy is still pretty bad, and they've lost to liquid before
its almost time
time for le neither team is getting out of groups game
Who else currently /making steam,email,twitch accounts to get a drop/ currently @ 4 accounts.
>>166308235
i dont care that much desu and i only have one steam account
>>166308019
ok sorry
>>166308004
wow niko what a great player!
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY SOUVENIR
WHERE IS IT
I JUST WATCHED BACK TO BACK BORING ASS COBBLE ROUNDS FOR NOTHING
>>166303323
thats a nice picture
>>166308235
only one account here
let's go envyus
let's go free dlore for me
>>166308451
Thanks, make sure not to save it and use it though.
lmao whenever they show NiKo on the cam after mouz loses a round, it looks like NiKo is in physical pain
if cbble gets picked again i'm going to blow a gasket
>>166308235
Not even one account. I don't even know how to use my account to get a drop.
>>166304017
in eu also my friend
;_____;
what do you think he is thinking at this moment?
>>166308432
This Desu.
>>166308732
He's getting fat
>>166308732
THIS IS MY LAST RESORT
>>166308732
>no drops
>>166308732
>i should've stayed in Ination
>where is yanko?
>spiidi why are u so shit
>why does s1mple have such a great team
>>166308732
"when will c9 drop shrewd so I can join them?"
How do I get a drop. Do I have to link my steam to twitch, watch the game on gotv, or what?
>>166308789
>>166308791
>>166308817
guys....
7. Cobblestone was left over
>>166308638
watch it on cs:go to get a drop, or connect steam to twitch
>JDM having the audacity to wear a US flag bandana when he voted Hillary
JDM gonna get beat up in a dark alley one day.
>>166308919
both work, just depends on where you're watching from
>>166308919
Linking steam to twitch works even without being logged into steam. Got a train drop once.
>>166308919
either worksbut you still won't get one and then you'll whine about it here
>>166309059
lel did he admit to this somewhere
Is there a special queue for the faceit anticheat or are there just people who use it and some who don't in the normal queue?
>>166308919
Either. Also the drop won't show up until you run csgo
Cache!
>banning cobble
fags
>>166309032
>>166309060
Do I do both? Can I just open the game in CSGO and tab out?
>watch niko lose miserably
>get a souvenir
easiest and most enjoyable $18 of my life
>>166309187
either or faggot
>cobble
>cache
>mirage
>cobble
>cobble
>cache
>>166309095
Twitter or something.
>>166309187
not from the same computer, it will only count it as one entity
why is thorin fat now
>bald henry
i quit
>>166309414
he shaved
>liquid still exists
why???
lmao already choking
>randoms like friberg can stream 1080p 60fps
>literal CSGO major barely 720p 30fps
What a joke.
>appy
>>166309631
i've got it in 1080 60fps anon. maybe the problem is on your end
>>166309785
No you don't lying redditor shitter.
>>166309785
how?
on twitch the highest res is 720
>>166309631
>not watching 1080p 144fps GOTV
uhhhhhh
>>166309845
um...........?! yes I do. it's a little thing called gotv
>>166309897
>>166309909
>gotv
Fuck outta here shitheads.
please don't let liquid meme their way into the playoffs I can't bear to see them in another fucking major
>look at twitch chat
>all those timeouts
>hiko not wearing a hat
hahahaHAHHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
I swear if I don't get a souvi drop from twitch I will nuke /csgog/
>>166310010
what's the problem?
>appy lurk
every time
>banning headwear
some great banter from eleague
Do you still get drops if you don't own the game?
>>166310201
fuck off
>>166310201
yes (no)
>>166310043
why dont you nuke your virginity first faggot
Kenis with facial hair and tattoos makes me cringe.
>>166310032
>>166310201
nope, stop wasting your time
Hiko would look a lot less JUST with a buzz cut
>>166309631
30 fps is more cinematic
>>166310378
>tfw no semphis bf
>>166310338
you're the first to go, bby
>playing a NA team on cache
Why? It's literally all they play
>eleague in charge of running a lan
this many disconnects, it's like watch an ESL tournament
Holy shit that guys hands are SHAKING like fuck
kenis that's gross
kenny "adderall" S
>>166307865
No one who has ever played Tuscan csgo likes it. Only reddit shills for it.
>>166310378
damn dawg, why is Hiko's shirt SMALL AF?
>pimp
>not a good awper
Shitty gay commentator strikes again.
>>166310770
de_toscan is fine
>>166308465
That gold EL sticker looks beuno
>Killme S
mm comms
>>166310836
Hi brutes
>>166310975
another victim
>>166310975
does his political opinion trigger you? Do you need a safe space?
Hiko is doing the Trump comb over
Is he our guy?
>pimp
Literally what is he doing?
>>166310975
Reminder dazed, moe, summit, and most eligable players voted Trump.
>>166311310
dazed didn't vote
>>166311136
toscan is the non-brute version you stupid poohead
>>166311191
no
someone asked for the proof and i went to his tweets around the election time
>>166311310
>eligable players
>moe
>summit
>shitskins voting Trump
Not sure if I trust you.
I never buy utility
I dont know whats funnier, the teams at the major or that the gosu gamers staff team got 12 rounds off NRG
>>166311527
at least you don't buy full nades and never use them
>>166311527
If you use anything but he grenade you are the definition of a tryhard
>>166311442
Summit has a few videos on youtube where donators get mad because he refuses to support hil
Now team liquid is tilted KEK
I never wear protection
Why does Hiko always jump out
>>166311838
i always wear ear protection when shooting indoors
>>166311838
cause you never had sex
>>166311838
good
creaming it balls deep is the greatest feeling in the world
>>166311838
I never need to wear protection.
>let's solo run B with my awp, against an eco, without having any info and clearing angles
Kenis???
>>166311786
pls link
captcha demants it as well
>NBK the type of retard that doesn't know you can plant behind big box
>the type of retard that fake plants with 8 seconds left, and is forced to stick it the second time
What a trash player.
>every map is T sided
when will this meme end?
>>166312050
he new he tagged the dude checkers, and he got the kill with molly, but yeah he's still retarded
>>166312284
who's that beautiful pregnant woman?
>>166312284
Uh it's not the maps
>*gasp*
hiko is a faggot baiter
woah
benniS finally hit puberty
>>166303376
I get one from twitch right nos, imo it's the better way
get it together eleague this is embarrassing
>calling a spot by a pro's name
>info?
>uhh dude he's at chrisj
>where?
>at nkl lol
>who?
>awping at xanters haha
>uhh?
>he's at marke just push him
Shut the fuck up, it's called fence, not NBK.
It's literally a fucking fence.
>>166303376
i used to run one of my accounts on a tablet because my old rig couldnt handle7 streams on 4 different browsers
so i dont see how a mobile wouldnt work since they use the same twitch app
>>166312284
scream says every map is t sided cause they have aks
>KennyMiss
>>166312876
nbk
>>166312876
kys
>>166313004
quay why ess
never heard of that spot, what map
>>166312968
Fence.
>>166313004
No.
>>166312876
What do you call get_right on mirage?
>>166312189
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XV5lilqe-1k
not a trump supporter obviously, but better than liking hillary
KennyS is just like the awpers in my MG1 games!
liquid sucks lol
>>166313140
Not telling.
>>166313102
t spawn dust ii
does anyone have the dosia pic of him standing sideways with the grey sweatshirt where his stomach extends like 4 feet
>>166313257
>murrica lose on the 1 of 3 maps they pug on all day
>benny flicks
>>166313471
Didn't someone say cahce is the french map?
>>166313268
couldn't find, take this instead
>>166313508
It's the only map NA teams play
>fatkonot allowed a hat
>people can see he's balding
>self esteem drops, and he plays even worse
Easy game.
happy pathetic when he's not baiting
>>166313713
>Baitko
>ever being good
only good player on Liquid is Elige
lounging
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
jdm with the toggle
wtf
wtf jaden
>NV throw and give jdm an ace
JDM
what the fuck i already started browsing reddit
fucking
lmao
JDM JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
that was so sexy
JDM what the actual fuck
fucking envy fugggggg
>>166313813
Not really, Elige is like the ghost player, that nobody notices, and never does any plays. Literally nobody remembers he exists, until he's being spectated.
\_ O U N G I N
it's literally the entire page of /new lol
how do you know if you got a drop
>>166314143
being consistent and "unnoticed" (by silvers) is miles better than being a baiter that only gets garbage reddit clip kills when the round is already lost
>>166314249
your voice becomes lower
That honestly deserves graffiti
>>166314249
safest bet is email
>>166314143
anon are you retarded? He's literally Liquids carry for every win.
>>166314249
you'll have a new case in your inventory
>>166314249
you just feel it. like everything else in cs its confidence based. if you're taking an aim duel, you know you're gonna win before you peak.
>it's a nv addy wore off episode
>>166314417
Elige was the best player even when S1mple was still on the team
kenny tilted as fuck
>>166314417
>>166314280
I understand, but literally nobody talks about elige ever. When you were new to the game, remember how easy it was to remember the names of a lot of players? It probably took you an year to realize Elige existed. He's just that kid.
>>166314417
Someone post the "don't come to the major tomorrow" one
this last round was elige zone
haha that envy choke. i really hope they lose
>>166314575
Elige was one of my early favorite players. He stood out because he was like 16 at that time, playing for Denial (pretty much the our guys of NA) and he was pro in SC2 before that. He's just inconsistent af
Who'd be more tilted, NV if they lose or Liquid if they lose
>>166314575
don't project your anecdotal experience onto me
LIQUID IS BACK BABY
literally how can elige be this good
>>166313705
Oh no wonder he wears the hat
>>166314862
pls no
i bet 15 on nv
>15-7
>>166314768
nv are already below the surface of earth its over
>>166314768
Liquid if they lose to a tilted NV
>>166314768
Liquid gets tilted when they're winning and lose not the other way around
>>166314768
has to be nv, even if they win.
>Elige isn't the best NA player
-d2g
Elige 30 bomb club PogChamp
>el1ge showing up when it matters
yep just like before when they had 1 toxic brat in the team
>solo ladder
>get 3 stack on team
>they actually nice but pretty tryhard
I feel bad for them. They tried tactical shit in asilverenvironment. Never works especially if you lack fundamentals.
At least I was topscorer.I dont deserve silver ;.;
>>166314876
he's everything shroud was supposed to be
should swap them desu
I'm surprised Nitro didn't show up he usually does well on cache
>tfw liquid chokes in 2nd overtime
>>166314972
toxic brat is doing better than redditl1ge
>>166303905
>paying for free stuff and discounts
Yes, literally nothing
>elige with the aimlocking
>>166314341
They don't really have many graffiti's for one team playing like absolute trash and gifting someone kills that my dead dog could've hit
GOD
ELIGE
WHAT A FUCKING GOD
!
ELIGE IS A BAD PLAYER
>ELIGE IS A BAD PLAYER
ELIGE IS A BAD PLAYER
>ELIGE IS A BAD PLAYER
ELIGE IS A BAD PLAYER
>ELIGE IS A BAD PLAYER
ELIGE IS A BAD PLAYER
>ELIGE IS A BAD PLAYER
ELIGE IS A BAD PLAYER
>ELIGE IS A BAD PLAYER
ELIGE IS A BAD PLAYER
>ELIGE IS A BAD PLAYER
ELIGE IS A BAD PLAYER
>ELIGE IS A BAD PLAYER
ELIGE IS A BAD PLAYER
>ELIGE IS A BAD PLAYER
ELIGE IS A BAD PLAYER
>ELIGE IS A BAD PLAYER
ELIGE IS A BAD PLAYER
>ELIGE IS A BAD PLAYER
ELIGE IS A BAD PLAYER
>ELIGE IS A BAD PLAYER
ELIGE IS A BAD PLAYER
>ELIGE IS A BAD PLAYER
ELIGE IS A BAD PLAYER
>ELIGE IS A BAD PLAYER
ELIGE IS A BAD PLAYER
>ELIGE IS A BAD PLAYER
ELIGE IS A BAD PLAYER
>ELIGE IS A BAD PLAYER
ELIGE IS A BAD PLAYER
>ELIGE IS A BAD PLAYER
YES ELIGE MY SON!
>envy
THE
CHOKE
IS
REAL
post you are face when liquid fucks it up in the over time
Is ddk an baka?
ELIGE IS SO NUTTY
I literally came
>YOUNG POLISH BOY OVERCOMES CANCER
>cucked by blacks and muslims
>cucked by americans
how will france ever recover
>baguettes putting my 0-3 pick into jeopardy
>fuck yeah josh
>almost slaps him in the face
Yo chill out ameribros.
Shit gets hard and they give up
Fucking frenchmen
>>166315192
>>166315110
>redditl1ge
hello reddo, trying hard to fit in i see
>>166315016
>put elige on the dogshit team
lmao what did he do to deserve that
\_ O U N G I N
>>166315192
i wish both teams were able to lose desu
E L I G E
>>166315119
Well for me it isn't nothing, I use amazon a lot to by shit for work and my personal office so the savings on shipping are worth it alone
Hahahaha kennyShit crying and it's not even a final
>>166315343
i'm rooting for Liquid but i made that post so I won't feel dissapointed when they lose
les noobs
>elige can sit on his chair with both legs up to his chest
Always been jelly of people that flexible. Must be comfy as heck playing like that.
>baguettes
>everyone is going to switch to M4A1-S now
#FREXIT
#FRADIEU
>>166315319
>reddo calling others reddo
it's like poetry
Someone NEEDS to post the Elige tweet
>>166314607
\_______________
https://twitter.com/Thooorin/status/823289702597922816
anime csgo skill positive correlation
any recommended anime that boost skill very much quite a lot thanks in advance
wtf did trump really make NA cs great again? hes my president now!
>>166315445
it's not about being flexible in this case,
it's about weighting 10 lbs
>>166315448It was always better only plebs don't see it
>>166315445
lose weight piggy
>>166315445
It sucks dick to sit like that because it kinda limits your arm movements but at the same time it's so comfy it's irresistible. So right now we are seeing Elige's power level with limiters on, imagine what he plays like without it.
>>166315448
Everyone who's not a redditor doesn't need to switch, because we never stopped using it.
>>166315587
suddenly I'm glad my internet limits me to 480p
>>166315579
His sensei told him to never unleash his full range, it would be too much for the world to handle
>>166315445
Is Elige L?
>>166315587
nigga about to start waving the white flag
>>166315561
>>166315572
Guys I'm 1.90m and 72 kg. I'm just literally not flexible enough to do it.
Does watching on the stream really get you boxes? I have two accounts, and I've gotten like 5 drops over the years from viewing in client and have never gotten a drop on the account linked with twitch. Is it just a meme to placate people?
>>166315656
DUDE IM GONNA FUCKING
>>166315572
gain height ya manlet geek
6er with the Jedi Mind Tricks
finally nv won a round
>>166315532
in the land of the blind etc
>hiko
>le clutch man
>lose a 2v1 for his team because he's too busy looking at the ground
>>166315579
To go even higher? You mean there's a level even beyond this?
JDM is awful
>>166315727
i'm 187 and 74 and can do it no problem wtf lose some weight fatty
>>166315783
What are you watching on? Your quality seems better than mine.
>tfw livestreamer stopped working
WHAT THE FUCK IS BENNY DOING HOLY FUCK
>>166315878
Fucking manlet.
overpass cobble and nuke are the only maps with any valuable skins
Can you guys tell me what monitor are they using?
>>166316072
grass grows
>>166315532
https://twitter.com/Thooorin/status/647241322978484224
>elige 39 kills
imagine if he had at least 1 other good teammate
>>166316072
Cerberus can get spendy. I've got a dank one from the Bravado game
>>166315854
he was looking for a chicken nugget that he dropped.
If it's double ot i will get triggered
I don't wanna be that one annoying kid, but I believe Elige is the designated aimlocker for Liquid.
>>166316147
you mean JDM who kept them in this game?
>>166316140
>a year and a half apart
>>166315876
yeah that ace was awful
>>166316209
i agree
1
>>166316251
kekkkkkkk
>>166316209
>I don't wanna be that one annoying kid
>proceeds to be that one annoying kid
>ENVY
lmao frogs are actually choking this!
fuck off Liquid RRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
What's the point of breaking vents early in the round as a CT? I never understood this.
oh look, team liquid cheating at majors yet again, never saw it coming :)
>>166316367
ability to boost into it later quietly
so is there gonna be a graffiti for jdm for that ace?
>>166316367
fake a boost
>>166316367
mby making T side worry about a vent-counter-boost from CT? Dunno
>>166316367
create confusion ala fake boost and also enables you to silently rotate to b through mid later if you hold mid control
>>166316367
he was thinking if they don't push maybe he will go vents with smoke blocking mid
>>166315917
livestreamer + MPC-HC
my livestreamer stopped working too after twitch updated something but this fixed it:
https://www.reddit.com/r/Twitch/comments/52sye3/livestreamer_help_please_help/d7n0j36/
>JDM with the silver double scope
im actually stroking help
>this fucking match
LETS GO ENVYUS!
>It's the double-down back and forth choke script
Lmao are liquid choking on baguettes like they did on brazilian cock
are they?....................c-c-c-choking?
does that count as a liquid choke?
Hasn't kennys been sick for quite a while? He's always coughing.
who can choke the hardest?
>>166316367
only makes sense if you are vent counter boosting or mind gaming the counter boost or you want to mind game that you are mind gaming the vent counter boost
>>166316518
>reddit link
Not clicking that.
OK
>>166316209
I used to think this too but then I got out of silver
STOP PEEKING IN 1VX SITUATIONS FUCK
>>166316518
hello reddo
Why does Hiko have that fake patch of hair
Both of these retards need to lose
t. salty liquidfag
I haven't played this game in months. Is everyone using the A1 again? i thought it was nerfed. Can people just not control recoil?
hu is the asian?
also these tournament rules are based for exposing all these fuckers trying to hide their balding wearing hats
just shave it off like a man and embrace it
>>166316730
>>166316769
whatever enjoy your shit quality losers
>>166316753
Shut up silver.
>>166316806
he's not asian he's french
>they dont even buy an autosniper to make OT more exciting
I wish both these shit teams lost tbqh
>>166316932
t. GN1
if envyus wins we all get gfs
I am having a stroke at this very moment after placing my last $250 on Liquid
I am dead fucking serious
I would go get a phone but I'm having a stroke and can't move my legs nor bet my last items on the next match
This will be the last thing I will every type in my life
goodbye /csgog/
>>166316996
fucking liquid
is elige going to cry after game?
>Liquid comes back
>immediately choke an 18-16 lead
like pottery
>>166316971
no way
>>166317067
probably
>>166316996
>literally dying over an $XXX amount of money
whats it like?
>>166316971
damn this is making me put way too much hope in tomorrow's tinder date
>>166316996
rest in skines my friend o7
>>166317183
if liquid wins she'll get raped by a brazillian
>>166316971
i don't need a hoe I wanna see ahmeds lose
>>166316730
>>166316769
>here's a link to the solution
>eww that website has cooties
roflmao
I swear if third overtime, this major is wwe level script writing
>heekz
>jdm with a rifle
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>na cant even win against the most shameful display in european cs history
>>166317248
well i barely know her yet why would i care about that if she doesn't become my gf
(applies every major ever)
LIQUID ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>166316996
you'll have unlimited skins to bet in valhalla anon
Fuck you Liquid
TEAM LIQUID SHIT
>TEAM LIQUID SHIT
TEAM LIQUID SHIT
>TEAM LIQUID SHIT
TEAM LIQUID SHIT
>TEAM LIQUID SHIT
>>166317338
your the b razilan
Ahahaha so that's why Hiko wears a hat
>hiko will literally eat 3 times his body weight in pudding tonight if liquid loses
>>166303680
that is fucking gross lol
lord please spare us from watching the joke of a team that is Liquid in the playoffs again
LIQUID LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
whats jdm short for? just dick me?
>>166317420
dayym what a tweeest
TRIPLE OVERTIME
>Mac 10
FUCKING WHY
Imagine being Elige in that game and having to be all like "damn, Hiko, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight spray patterns and horrific bald spot. I would totally play with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is 1v5 another team full of 16 year olds in Rank S. Like seriously imagine having to be Elige and not only sit in that chair while Hiko tries to clutch in front of you, the favorable camera man barely concealing his shitty movement and bald spot, and just sit there, game after game, hour after hour, while he perfects that clutch. Not only having to tolerate his monstrous fucking bald spot but his haughty attitude as everyone on set tells him he's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, HIKO PLAYS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch his fucking potato face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of gold novas and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Poland. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on his dimpled stomach as he sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in his "inhuman (for that is what he calls himself)" reactions, the reactions he worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the game calls for another overtime, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Elige. You're not going to lose your future sponsorships over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
Man this is a great match
>>166316518
Quality still the same. Which setting are you using, what's the difference between 720p60 and 720p60 alt?
FUCKING KILL ME
END THIS MATCH
>>166316823
lol what now retard
TRIPLE
R
I
P
L
E
I HAVE SCHOOL TOMORROW HOLY FUCK
why is jdm being so loud in the background
envy i know you're tilted as fuck but please just win a few more rounds
wtf i was supposed to be in bed over an hour ago, when will the shitters just give up and lose already
>>166316996
best thing this kid is still suffering
>both teams fucking up
>triple OT
>>166317664
>have presentation tomorrow
>spent all morning and afternoon watching major
>>166317515
Imagine having to stand Hiko repeat "What do you mean" "xD" "LUL" "That's a hard Kappa" every 3 minutes
>>166305157
I take this back, 4 rounds wasn't nearly enough to justify how big of a clusterfuck this match was going to be
IT'S TIME TO STOP
>its a quintuple overtime episode
>>166317664
report underage b&
>>166317739
I unironically enjoy the "What do you mean?" meme
when you practiced spraying, i studied the awp
when you learned to use other weapons than just the big green gun, i studied the awp
when you were good at more than 1 thing, i studied the awp
NV wins 35-33
>>166317730
whats the topic?
rest in peace son
>tfw in holidays after exams
I have a 250 minute penis inspection tomorrow, wat do
Pimp is so awful
>>166317850
and he fucking double-scopes every time and loses
>all they had to do was put happy on awp at quad
WEW
>>166317869
capstone java ee project that predicts csgo matches
Anyone else think you should start every round of OT with 16k?
>>166317875
fap at least 3 times to make sure your prostate is healthy
>>166317983
kekd pretty hard
>>166317875
remember to wash under your foreskin thoroughly before it
last time i had my penis inspection day i hadn't washed properly so they used this really coarse washcloth to rub the head of my peepee clean and it felt awful
thank mr sixer
>jdm
lmfao
ffs
>jdm entries with bomb
>>166317986
No because it opens the game to meme shit like auto + gun every round
>>166318081
>welcome to Mr Sixer's wild B sited
>>166318054
i've made $600 from $2 so go ahead
>the state of Hiko's aim
lmao liquid will be on tilticide watch if they lose this
ENVY ENVY ENVY ENVY ENVY ENVY ENVY ENVY ENVY ENVY ENVY ENVY ENVY ENVY ENVY ENVY ENVY ENVY ENVY ENVY ENVY ENVY ENVY ENVY ENVY ENVY ENVY ENVY ENVY ENVY ENVY ENVY ENVY ENVY ENVY ENVY ENVY ENVY ENVY ENVY ENVY ENVY ENVY ENVY ENVY ENVY ENVY ENVY ENVY ENVY ENVY ENVY ENVY ENVY ENVY ENVY ENVY ENVY ENVY ENVY ENVY ENVY ENVY ENVY ENVY ENVY ENVY ENVY ENVY ENVY ENVY ENVY ENVY ENVY ENVY ENVY ENVY ENVY ENVY ENVY ENVY ENVY ENVY ENVY ENVY ENVY ENVY ENVY ENVY ENVY ENVY ENVY ENVY ENVY ENVY ENVY ENVY ENVY ENVY ENVY ENVY ENVY ENVY ENVY ENVY ENVY ENVY ENVY ENVY ENVY ENVY ENVY ENVY ENVY ENVY ENVY ENVY ENVY ENVY ENVY ENVY ENVY ENVY ENVY ENVY ENVY ENVY ENVY ENVY ENVY ENVY ENVY ENVY ENVY ENVY ENVY ENVY ENVY ENVY ENVY ENVY ENVY ENVY ENVY ENVY ENVY ENVY
>>166318268
memes are good
when was the last time hiko clutched even a 1v2
is this gonna beat the flipside overtime against mousesports?
>when you're elige and u play with jdm and hiko
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VuOPvSHETXY
>North American CounterStrike: Global Offensive
lol
>jdm
>>>>>Liquid
i guess at least this time no one can tell from the stats it was a shameful loss
>>166318381
>is this gonna beat the flipside overtime against mousesports?
I hope not
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKK
>"NBK doesn't microhack"
t. Gold Nova 2
>JDM
>Liquid
When is s1mple coming back?
both those teams suck and neither will make the brackets. sad that we had to waste time watching them
>"Elige doesnt nanohack"
t. Silver 4
OGRE
>>166318532
>being such a salty nacuck
what do you think elige does?
>>166318532
NBK has pretty much the best crosshair placement of any pro
But I'm pretty sure every pro is microhacking
>>166318382
>when you're a cheater and you play with non cheaters
>>166318615
>watching it for entertainment instead of loving this series for the amount of drops
l m o a
>triple OT between 2 teams that won't get out of group stage
what a waste of time
>>166318627
>Elige doesn't macrohack
t. a 10 year old kid
can I get souvenir drops from watching on mobile with audio only?
>almost pulled a liquid against liquid
damn
>>166318702
I watched that CSGO Demo Reviews youtube video, and formed my opinion based on it too.
smix literally calling it pulling a liquid
im so fucking tired but i want to see the based da flusher play
>you will never pull your liquid inside smix
>>166318914
i'd let her pull her liquid all over me if you know what i mean
>>166318903
I thought that before because NBK is my favourite player tbqh
Why is french shuffle happening? Can't G2 remain there and nv fuck off to nothingness?
>>166318971
>>166319015
>NBK is my favourite player
Hey I just saw I cant bet skins on lounge anymore. havent bet in 2 years...whats site can I bet skins nowadays?
>Elige died for this
Hiko really needs to go desu
>>166318972
what if her liquid was actually from this anon >>166318971
>>166319170
csesport
STEWIE ABSOLUTELY, ETERNALLY TOLD
>elige drops 40, steiw and autimatic are just hoping for drops on stream
>>166319015
NBK is a good player, and has been in the scene for a while, but come on anon. Please.
thorin looks pretty good with a shaave
Do I have to open CSGO to receive the boxes I get or would Steam just notify me that I received a box?
can stew ever recover?
Liquid is a pretty good half a team
>>166319294
KEK THIS. How can a chink ever make a claim to be the best NA player? Not even American desu
>>166319446
>implying French teams aren't just complete shite
>>166319294
What was said? I missed it.
I hate stewie, need to know how he got btfo.
Theres something so dark but funny about seeing the two most deflated, morally drained teams just duking it out for 50 rounds, like you can see they don't even want to be there and are just wishing to end but it just kept going
Elige won't talk to his teammates the rest of the tournament I can just tell lmao
>>166319395
theres like 500k smurfs farming drops, you wont get anything
>>166319573
Not him but I've gotten two Cobblestone crates from the last two majors and I only have one Steam account
>>166319573
>ask a question about abc
>someone answers 123
>>166319547
Thorin: "Hope you get a drop Stewie!"
>asstrails sponsored by Audi
Yoo what the fuck? Do they get free cars?
are are guys astralis going to win?
>>166319547
thorman said elige is the best player in NA
to be fair the only people who think stewie is the best is c9/shroud fanfaggots. STEW IS NUTS YOUTHFUL STEWART TWO THOUSAND IS A GAMER!! XD
>>166319015
r e d d o
e
d
d
i
t
thorin back at it again with the epic roasts xD! see ya on reddit!!
>>166319767
I heard that, but after it was already posted. Did he say it more than once, or is my stream behind?
jesus christ JW
The OG /csgog/ duo
it's time
>>166320002
>>166319947
Thorin is our guy though,
>>166319985
how many skines have these two won me? truly are guys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdphvuyaV_I
>>166319831
Oh, but how does that affect sewage? I don't think anyone considers him the best NA player, besides retards. I thought they said something specific towards him to blow him out. It's actually a bit insulting to Elige for stewie to get offended, because someone said Elige is the best.
>>166319985
imagine being a swede and looking like this
>>166319806
seems like it
https://twitter.com/astralisgg/status/823242032453980163
>>166319985
/ o u r g u y s /
o
u
r
g
u
y
s
/
WITH A REBEL YELL
>>166319858
If liking NBK makes me riddet so be it
I'll show myself out
Who won the last game and why is astralis best team?
>>166320161
Company car, right?
not car per player
WAIT
Did Liquid beat Envy?
>device
thats autism
Reminder that Asstralis will choke as usual.
stop
scope
flick
fire
>>166319950
he said something like "Elige drops 30, 40 on the major, stewie is hoping for drops on stream"
>>166320219
>>>/r/GlobalOffensive
>>166320267
Envy choked hard but managed to pull it back in triple overtime
>>166320289
t. the best player in NA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPwZaQfoIbU
CHANNEL IT
>>166320405
lmao
sadokist is the worst commentator
can't they hire jim ross or somebody for an epic maymay so i don't have to listen to this faggot who hates articles
>>166320336
Jokes on you I've never actually been on reddit
>tfw elige
>>166320267
no
hiko/nitro/pimp were all fucking dreadful
>>166320435
>not the kingpig video
disappointed desu
May ask you why the fuck are they streaming in 720p?
S A V I O U R O F S K I N E S
>>166320721
Old TV equipment.
Yes, seriously.
>>166320721
Twitch would rather add more emoticons and chat memes instead of support full 1080p
rip my pickems badge
>the hackers on fnatic spun off their own team to try and combat the hacking BR monkeys
nice game, gotards
OUR FUCKING GUY
>>166320865
checked
your dubs confirm this
JAY DOUBLE JEW
PIGE
Godsent will prevail
FUCK YES, /OURLITERALGUY/ IS WINNING THE GAME
Man piggu is ripe for eating
IN THE MIDNIGHT HOUR
Homesent stomping asstrails doesn't make sense.
>dupreeh cant even spam the tec 9 point black
pathetic that was so fucking free
so is godsend macrohacking just against danes and stepping it down against others?
>Astralis
>best team in the world
nice game gotards
JDUB
SAVIOUR
OF SKINES
KING
OF CSGOG
A LITERAL GOD
>Supporting the heretics instead of the based danish team
Pathetic
>asstrails
Let's do this.
>>166321175
theyre just fucking bad and choking on every given chance. glad that karrigan managed to escape that fate
>>166321279
Redditors are here for the major, don't worry, they'll go away when it ends.
>>166321236
blessed be thy piggu
>supporting hackers
cee esss gog
>tfw swedens honor is finally restored
thanks jaydub
>>166321407
>>166321279
>not supporting our pige
lmao hello reddo
JW
W
>teabagging
>>166321340
based
a
s
e
d
BAD MANNERS
POST JW MEMES
>that JW disrespect
woah, unsubscribed
KEK JW
>>166321279
>>166321407
Reddit please go.
ughh so not progressive jw
>>166321456
Reddit please leave
>>166321530
>reddo falseflag
nice try reddi
>>166317515
rofl
What is the souvenir boxes limit? I have two, one cobb and one cache. I can get a third box?