Dota 2 General - /d2g/

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>>166290282 (You)

Called it

redditors ITT were too busy spamming "ANA LUL" to comprehend the bigger machinations

bigdaddy actually did it.
It's fucking over

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Reminder that this man is a Dota Major winner

>>166291529
He got carried by Jerax

Antimage is the most fucking retarded hero in the game

NERF
THAT
SHIT

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>the team with less kills is ahead in networth
BUT D22 TOO GEE TOLD ME FARMING IS DEAD

>>166291529
>lose mid every game like EE
>still win

>>166291529
that is the most australian looking face i have ever seen

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THE CLUTCH AGHS

Someone buy an atos

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>lina plays in the same match as phoenix
>cosmetic confuses everyone
LITERALLY
PAY2WIN

LINKENS + LOTUS

FOR

4200

FREEEEEE

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>put your best players on ogre magi and CM
>struggle to win

seamonkeys threw, whoda guessed.

>>166291586
>falling for the honeyfarm meme

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>>166291719
Hello retard.

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I suppose the ogres dreams stop right here
It's a sad day

>>166291580
>46% winrate in 5k+ mmr

He's literally the most balanced hero. The last time he got a huge ability change was like three years ago

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EG will fall today

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>Team-ogre playing better than OG
>still lose because they let le balanced anti magic man free farm

>>166291856
>Faceless are playing better but they let AM free farm.
thinking.

>>166291856
>playing better while 5v4
wow

>FARMING AM IS USELESS THIS PATCH
t. gulag

>>166291740
>struggle to win means the same thing as lose

back to 2k

>faceless puts their two star players on non-cores
>confused when notail has over 10k more networth than their literal who carry

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How do we stop this man?

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>Tinkeroo and Morph vs. Auntie Mage and Ember
This game is going past the 60-minute mark.

dota is so shit lmao

dominate the whole game be way better still lose

NO REAL SPORT WORKS LIKE THAT

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>csgog is goodd2g

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>even when N0tail plays well d2g can't admit it.
So tsundere.

>Everyone building Helm of the Dominator like it's fucking brown boots

gg icefraud

>>166291856
Faceless have played like shit for 20 minutes now
First mistake was letting AM freefarm

ana is now top 3 networth.
Defend this

>he can eat a moonshard
>lv 25 ogre can skill 100atk spd bloodlust
gross

>>166291963
wait for OG to choke

>>166291989
>don't shut down the hero who has the highest chance of carrying the game
>lose

Shocking.

>dude theres a CM
>no dont
>fuck it

>DIRE VICTORY

Ana had strategically placed feeds, noticed how Ana baited the Winless team on the oposite side of the map of AM

the shitters on /d2g/ can't comprehend such machinations

>>166291963
try and prolong the game past 45 minutes

>>166292042
>VERY fast am sundering cabals at incredibly hihg speed

Quick! Name me a hero HOTD is bad on

>>166291989
>soccer
>have the ball all game and lead 1-0
>do two mistakes on added time gg

prediction: OG will play Meepo in game 5 vs EG in grand finals and they'll win

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AM Aghs need to have a fucking visual effect showing if it's up or down

This shit is retarded

PURE
RETARDED

TY ICEFROG

>>166292189
>game 5

>pick rubick
>lose
classic

this is the one hero that can 1v9 if you ignore him

>This was a best of 1.

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Leave EG to me

>>166291972
>mom void
I'd let tinker vacuum too after seeing that

too many single target on team ogre

>>166292203
>dota needs a lower skill ceiling

kys redditboi

what a throw

EG got this ez

>>166292240
Nah, Spectre and WK can do it also.

>>166292203
Linken's need to have a fucking visual effect showing if it's up or down

This shit is retarded

PURE
RETARDED

TY ICEFROG

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>o-one last hook Ana... just the two of us

>>166292216
this
when will teams realize that rubick is dead-weight?

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I SWEAR TO GOD IF EG LOSE THIS GF IM QUITTING DOTA FOREVER HOW CAN RTZ BE DENIED LIKE THIS WHEN HE'S SO CLOSE TO WINNING

>>166292320
am can farm for shit. WK and Spectre can't

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>eg dumpstered OG in a boring BO3
>now they have to do it again in an even more boring BO5

Great format.

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>pick Pudge
>get a couple of meme kills in the beginning of the game
>do nothing for the rest 30 minutes

Why have teams started picking this shit hero?

>iceiceice shaking hands with black

LMAO

>>166292203
Doesn't it have a giant purple sphere around AM when it's active?

>>166292372
if you like rtz you're a cuck

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Only 9 inches?

>>166292203
No, Rubick just needs to not be awful and fadebolt it off.

Plenty of times I see them hook the AM or have Tinker ready to hex and Rubick is stood near him, but isn't trying to break it.

>>166292372
>non-valve event with a six-figure prize pool
artour has this in the bag

so we gonna wait 1 more hour before final?

>>166292420
If you have heroes who can actually do damage he can do a lot without needing items.

He's got nearly a 53% winrate in 5k+

Got Sheevers and Tobis autogrpahs, thats all i need

>>166292451
Reddit hates him so I think you would fit right in

reddit

>>166292345
topkek

>>166292450
When it actually goes off, yeah.

This guy wants a giant "DO NOT USE TARGETED ABILITIES ON ME" sign above AM whenever spell shield is off cooldown.

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I just got banned from my favorite Korean MMORPG from humor posting and making my own event using my own resources and creating a character that parodies the name of another admin

welp, At least I made everyone in my server happy and it lasted more than an hour.
i take both as worst and best day because there's so many people had fun including me at cost of myself getting banned.

dota 2 is really my home... you guys can be toxic almost everyday but you still give me a chance by temporarily sending me to low prio than permanently banning me.

im going to stop crying about the "farm-based carries" now and actually play the game where i once left. loved and now back and
and will always be.

i will always love you dotards

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>>166292528
>Sheever will never give you her "autograph" in your hotel room late at night

>actually picking Rubick, The Glorified Range Creep of Shitty Steals

How do we make him a little better? Increase his Spell Steal range?

>>166292487
>fadebolt
rubick can break it with his ult

>>166292494
I thought it was five figure

>>166292532
How do you know what reddit likes faggot

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>faceless is good
- the dota 2 gulag

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>>166292189
>game 5

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>>166292583
cringe

>>166292583
Go back to your weebshit MMO, please.

>offlane morphling

Wow great draft iceiceice

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HOW DO WE FIX EMBER SPIRIT

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>Abandon 2 games in the span of a month because irl shit
>Get 5 LPQ matches

T-thanks

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>Your Average AMD supporters

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>ok guys, here's the plan. Judging from the first pick ember and ana's performance with it, we have to shut him down
>WERE DOING IT! WERE DOING IT!
>g-guys, are we forgetting someone?

imagine how great this lan would have been if wings had come too

>>166292583
GL, anon

>>166292528
Man you hoverhanded some random asian but not sheever? I'm disappointed

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>>166292189
>game 5

>>166292695
10% spell amp instead of 15%

That shit is retarded at level 10. Death Prophet gets 4% spell amp at level 10, and its not like you can play her in a physical damage style

>>166292583
get a life nerd holy shit

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>haven't fapped for over a week
>open stream
>sheever close up

>>166291856
>Team Black^ loses to AM

LITERAL pottery

They shouldve taken AM for themselves

Pudge, Tinker and Morph can already made a gank train that eliminates one hero easily and make space for AM

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iLL pRAY tHAT tHIS sCEPTER dON'T sULLY mY sOUL

>>166292719

could someone explain the s4 manta meme? newfag btw :)

i'd love to pin sheever down and eat her out, her squirter her pussy juices into my throat, running her fingers through my hair. I bet she loves wrapping her large thighs around guys whilst rubbing her perky tits. That cute ponytail, fuck I'd love to watch it bounce up and down as she's on top of me, riding my cock with her eyes closed tight, biting her lip. Her pussy would be so wet going up and down on your cock, jacking you off with her very tight hole douses you in her girlcum, begging for you to fuck her harder. hottest fucking slut i want to taste her lipstick then go directly down to eating her out

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>>166292583
it's okay

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>>166292719
>playing in the same galactic sector as s4

>>166292695
Make the spell amp from 15 to 10.

Change the cooldown reduction to something else entirely.

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>>166292878

Genuinely laughed at this post, good lad

oh my god sheever has a ribbon on her braid

is she a girl (male) ?

Cooldown reductions now work on the last skill you used, not to every skill.

There, fixed

>>166292880
sure but you have to suck my dick first :^)

I remember playing a game where a AM have both Linken's AND Aghs

He was literally unkillable

>>166293138
>not having his cuckports linkens him instead

>>166293138
What pops first?

>>166292583
end your worthless animeNEET life

>>166293092
some talents differentiate between cooldown reductions.

-reduction on abilities
-reduction on items
-reduction on certain abilities (ex: only Ember's remnants are affected by the reduction).

Almost a free octarine at 20 is bogus

>>166293138

this is what I literally try to meme up all day, together with a lotus orb
so the build would eventually be manta, abyssal, linken, aghs, lotus, and myolnir

>>166293198
boypussy

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Got Sheever Lads

why not just reduce ember's spell amp from 15% to 6%, seriously just shit can the magic build, even then, it's not like ember EVER struggled with dealing magic damage before

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>>166291580
>I CAN'T ITEMIZE OR STRATEGIZE AGAINST A HERO THAT ONLY BECOMES A THREAT 25 MINUTES

You DESERVE the 2K MMR you're sitting in.

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>>166293292
BASED

>>166293292
please tell me youre just downloading these from twitter

>>166292583
name the game and i'll judge you

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>>166293292
she's looking fat

>>166292685
>>166292687
>>166292759
>>166292816
>>166292951
>>166293218
thanks for the warm welcome guys, i appreciate

>>166293198
Spell Shield. Also some fucker bought some Lotus for shits and giggle and he was literally a glowing mess of "TARGET ME IF YOU DARE FUCKING MAGES"

>>166293292
REEEEE

hands off my waifu you slav fuck

>>166293359
shes preggo and anon is a manlet

>>166293338
Nope :^)

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>>166293292

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MANLETS ON HOSPICE CARE PROGRAM

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>>166293425
Guess who is dancing on the stage

>>166293292
shs's taller than you

when does it start

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>>166293496

>>166292583
>MMO in 2017
you deserve it

>>166293572
fwosh?

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>>166291580
>pick le skeleton midget of flaming arrows
>go to his lane
>give him hot arrow dick if he comes close to the creep wave
>get Orchid, have it before hes even finished BF
>hunt him for the rest of the game, take towers in between

It's that easy dotard.

>>166293572
wtf lewd

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>>166293367

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More pics of dancing asian qt

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>>166293359
Been looking that way for a while now since she stopped running and got a boyfriend

when does it start ass holes

how do people watch CSGO man I'm watching the major and its okay because the rounds are very quick but nothing exciting happens.

>>166293742

Why would having a boyfriend stop you from running? Is he Pudge?

>>166293710
who are those on the stage?

>>166293775
Right now there is a dance competiton going on here to win ayymd stuff

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>>166293292
woah how lucky, all I got is this shitty digital chest while watching dota from home :(

>>166293793
casters inject enough fake hype to get the 12yos all frothy

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>>166293572
>>166293710

>>166293292
>manlet

When will you learn?

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>>166293341
judge me? im having a second thought right here.

for what purpose?

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>>166293961
who isn't next to sheever

>>166294037
Non-manlets.

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>anon in previous thread posts photo of Indian Ocean Earthquake victims and makes a quip about Morphling
>now reading through Wikipedia articles about plate tectonics and historically significant tsunamis while waiting for final series to start
>this is more interesting than EG shitting on OG again in the grand final

huh....really forces mental cognition.....

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guys I'm happy that faceless did well

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:^)

>>166294037
ppy

>>166293793
these matches are dogshit though watch the main event

>Obsessing over a flat chinese woman
wev

WHY ARE THEY NOT STREAMING DANCING AZN QT 3.14

REEEEEEEEEEE

>>166292616
you wanna save steal tho, better to fade then steal so you get blink/manavoid, both great spells for a rubick, or use steal on another hero

>>166293983
>>166293341
i meant, judge me at what?
i could be paranoid as fuck right now after i got banned.

can you be specific?

>>166294204

I'm pretty sure dota scene has a manlet infestation, there's saksa, poopy and trixi but everyone in OG and EG are gigamanlets.

Casters at least have kotlguy, OD, godz

>>166293793
>one match lasts 30 rounds
>each round lasts 2 minutes max
>the exact same thing happens every single round
>matches can go longer than 30 rounds

I honestly can't watch for longer than 10 minutes. Its like fucking American football where you expect something sick to happen on each play but 90% of the time its the same shit. But you keep watching hoping to see that 10% sick play. Just not worth it

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>>166294191
>my dota lan got no business looking like this

>>166294037
sheevers hips though

>>166294320
>But you keep watching hoping to see that 10% sick play. Just not worth it
yeah thats me desu.

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>>166294307

>>166294161
link me that article family

>>166291384

>Drums of endurance some years ago
>Everyone builds it because it's so fucking cost efficient
>Nerf it to oblivion and now no one buys it
>Rework HotD to make it better than old drums

What did Icefrog expect really

>>166293793
you are doing it wrong, you are supposed to have it in the background muted and on the lowest quality just for the case drops while watching/doing something else

that's what everyone does

>>166294320
you hope the team from your nation does well

outside of that there is no point in watching csgo

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>>166294520

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2004_Indian_Ocean_earthquake_and_tsunami

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lists_of_earthquakes#Largest_earthquakes_by_magnitude

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really makes you go ponder

can /fit/fags just fuck off
no one cares about your mental disorder faggot talk to a doc or kill yourself

was wondering why ppd had a small twitch audience......and I found out pretty fast. In a game he was playing carry and losing, he flamed his team so viciously it was uncomfortable to watch. Invoker, in his team, made one bad play and he came upon him so hard, I don't understand how the kid did not just leave. Then he proceeded to play out of his mind, making play after play, and ppd never cared to say anything about that.
At some point, ppd got picked off right in the middle of the map, all by himself, with no vision and no allies close by and I decided to call him out on that on the chat and, voi-la, I got banned for life from the chat. Then, I hit the un-follow button. Good luck getting new viewers, you little baby.

Hard to buy the whole bs story that you had finally changed your ways. Choose to continue to treat people like this and pretend not to care what people think, and I guarantee you karma will bite you in the ass.

>>166294709
Yeah who knew games get more viewers when their majors are on compared to shitty two-bit lans

>>166294709
>csgo is having a huge major
>dota is having a literally who honeypot event

hm...................

>>166294709
10 of that csgo ones is me on different accounts
i bet ill get something

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>>166294709
that view botting on csgo

>>166294798
>>166294797
BOSTON had 300k viewers for DOTA2

This is daed gaym

>dota has the better esport
>cs:go has the better general
rmyt

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>>166294695
You might like megatsunamis too

This one in Italy was nutty: "The wall of water that overtopped the dam by 250 metres (820 ft)[1] and destroyed this village and all nearby villages on 9 October 1963 would have obscured virtually all of the blue sky in this photo.[2]"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vajont_Dam

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>>166294797
>>166294798
wrong

>>166294812
correct

it's 2017 and people still don't know csgo case idling is a thing

>>166294709
BTFO!

csgo always get more views, a year ago or so they get 800k in the first matches
are you opening twitch for the first time dotards

>>166294695
>9.3 quake
jesus

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Got /ourguy/ tobi, but it's blurry as heck

when do we get the croatian slacks

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>>166294037

>she will never jerk you off with her spindly fingers

jdimsa

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>consistently btfo by csgo as the superior esport
>d2g immediately starts making excuses

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>>166294907
>1,917 deaths

Jesus fucking Christ man imagine just sitting around minding your own business when a 800 ft wave comes out of fucking nowhere and drowns you and your family and everyone in your village
Nature fucking sucks /d2g/

>>166295037
anon how are you fatter than tobi

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why did slacks decline this lan? we needed him

>>166295148
But i'm not

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>dota is dying

>thirdies and NEETs on d2g can't hang with csgog because they get bullied into tears instantly

>>166294294
Your taste on grindfest rpgs, retard. Chill.

>>166294909
s-source??

holy shit lebanon still exists?

how can someone waste 2 years of his life shitposting all day on 4chan lmao

>>166295349
>how can someone waste 2 years of his life shitposting all day on 4chan lmao
It's been going ever since TI4 mate.

Mathematically impossible

>>166295349
lebanon boogeyman never existed
its a myth gulagites created

dont look under ur bed anon lebanon might be there

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when does the game start already?

>>166295432
Fucking please

Whether it's "the" lebanon or not there's still one faggot that has a distinct posting style and the same images spamming boards with his samey garbage all day

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>>166295349
>all day
>people actually think every single 4chanian on d2g is me

apart from esports i've been here maybe 3 days in the past 3 months

the gulag still sees the boogeyman everywhere

>>166294907
>>166294695
In norway, we have a mountain that is on the verge of falling into the fjord, but no one knows when it will 'slip'
they have lots of equipment up there monitoring it, and it moves something like 5~ cm a year
the fear is that an earthquake or heavy rain will make an avalanche, but its so hard to know just how close it is since the hard geo data on such events is very limited
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Me-%C3%85kernes#Risk_of_landslide_and_extinction
the wave will be amplified since the water mass has no where to go since its a fucking fjord, so its expected to more or less disintegrate anything below 50 meters in height
they even made a mediocre movie about it
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Wave_(2015_film)
maybe not as interesting but its quite crazy that people still live in the area

>>166294909
is this hentai?

>AMD sponsored tournament
>whole thing has subpar production worthy of cheap tournaments from the early 2010s

>>166295432
it's sad seeing a person wasting his limited time like this but whatever your choice buddy

I barely come to 4chan anyways, have fun I'm out

HERE WE GO

HELLO CROATIA
WELCOME G2A DOTA PIT SEASON 5 LAN FINALS

HE IS BACK

HOLY SHIT

>>166295639
>4chan culture is all posted by one guy

IT'S HAPPENING

>HYPE GUY
>completely avoid of any hype

?

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>everything which isn't thirdie coddling is lebanon

MILLIONS

>>166295687
its actually two guys, one of them is me
hello other guy

We believe in
>wizards
>magic

>most popular gaming event g2a dotapit
>millions of streamers
>"epic"
did he just download some speech off the internet?

>YOU WILL SEE BLOODY FIGHT
>YOU WILL SEE DRAMATIC HEROES AND MAGIC SPELLS
>YOU WILL SEE REAL, BLOODY WAR

DRAMATIC HEART ATTACK BATTLE.
THIS IS A WAR NOT A JOKE
WE BELIEVE IN MAGIC SUPERNATURAL JOIN US IN THE EPIC JOURNEY IN THE GRANDFINAL

M I L L I O N S

what the fuck?

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this is why eastern europe is so far superior to western europe

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>SUPERNATURAL

FIVE TERMINATORS

To be fair I don't think anybody could create hype while reading that specific text.

>terminators
K9000 CONFIRMED

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I need a full transcript of his speach ASAP.

DOTARDS WHERE'S THE CROWD

DOTARDS WTF YOU GOT SOME EXPLAINING TO DO

>S4 too autistic to note when he is called out.

wev

>5 cyborgs

>>166295865

hype?

Everyone in the audience chair trying to hold their laugh.

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>5 cyborgs

>they messed up the order
can't make up with shit

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WHAT IS HAPPENING

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>FIVE TERMINATORS

>FIVE CYBORGS

>ARTEEZ

>wizards, cyborgs, and terminators

How much vodka has this guy had already?

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HAHAHAHA

bra bra bra bra bra

BRABRABRABRABRABRABRABRA

>arteezy and zai stifling laughs

BRA BRA BRA BRAP BRAVO

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>>166295586
>tfw there might be another Pompeii in your lifetime

fugg I was on the bathroom what happened

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THEY'RE NOT EVEN LINED UP IN FUCKING ORDER

ARTEEZ

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ARTEEZ

holy fuck this hype man has me crying

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what the fuck????

>>166295985
>>166295993
*BRAAAAAAAP*

>>166295953
>terminators and cyborgs

OOOH I GET IT

Should I watch terminator?

>No crowd.
>Some hype guy reading a fucking fanfic in front of adults.

lol

BRAAAAAAAAAP

>BRAP BRAP BRAP

he's from /tv/

MY

SIDES

HAVE

ENTERED

ORBIT

LET THE BEST TEAMAAAAAAAAAAAA WIIIINNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAÆ

BRABRABRABRABRABRA
FUCK

>BRABRABRABRABRABRA

>>166295586
Best part is the name
Mannen, literally "The Man".
Sure the values on the word is different, but its a cool name.

>>166296018
I hope its just a meme, they just turn it into a geothermal plant.

>LITERALLY BETTER THAN COUNTER PIT

HOW

Fagged is such a fucking manlet.

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ARTEEZ

my sides are completely destroyed

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this fucking guy

HOW THE FUCK IS HE SO RETARDED? HOW DOES HE JUST NOT KILL HIMSELF ON THE SPOT RIGHT FUCKING NOW?

sheever called him hype guy?

>>166296018
Good thing it won't affect Canada.

BRR BRRR BRRRRRRRRRRRRAP

At this point dotashit tournaments are hitting the HoN level https://youtu.be/PK9GnIfw2kQ?t=32m17s

What does he mean

when he says

GIVE ME ONE BIG BRAPBRAPBRAP

what the fuck

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>>166296112
NO BULLY FOGGED

someone make a collage

>>166296018
Isn't Yellowstone more among the lines of "EVERYONE IS FUCKED" instead of the Pompeii level of "People in this specific area are fucked"?

>>166296148
why would he

dude sheever looks so fucking huge

can't production do something about that or lower her chair rofl

>>166296148
come on m8 thats harsh rtz is like 19

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BRA BRA BRAP
ARTEEZ

404 sides not found

I want hype guy to do every tournament from now on

>>166296176
He's meaning to say "Bravo Bravo Bravo" but his fucking accent screws it up

>>166296219
AHAHAHHAHAH

i want sheever to crush me with her torso

>>166296148
At least wait till he loses mid jeez

someone put all the replies together and make a collage

>>166296186
Next summer may get a little bit cold (around -20°C), nothing big, really.

>>166296154
https://twitter.com/esporthypeguy
>he embraced the identity

While the first one was obviously just poor performance that ended up being funny, I think this time he might be intentionally trying to be "bad".

i honestly want to see those two oriental manlets fuck the big white woman booty into submission

>>166296264
aaaaaahahahahaha

>>166296275
I want sheever to rip out my spine with her amazonian muscles and use it to pleasure herself

>>166296318
no

>>166296264
he says bravo at the end, the brabrabrabra shit is just like hoe he elongates the first vowel in every team name to hype it up
what's hilarious is that he does this shit while looking like his dog just died

>>166292695
Reduce remnant damage so he has to DoT you to death and cant just panic finger of death

>>166296264
Nah anon, he's meaning to say exactly "Bra Bra Bra Bra Bravo", it has nothing to do with his accent, he just thinks it's more hype that way

Guys, please tell in which LANs this host will be hosting from now on?

I need to watch every one of them in the future.

>>166296186
I'm pretty sure its "So much ash and soot will enter the atmosphere that it will be eternal winter for 50 years" kind of bad

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If I reach 6k and become a renowned dota caster do you think sheever will sit on my face

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>his moniker is literally "esports hype guy"

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>>166293292
gubi se ća sa mog boarda

>>166296374
>what's hilarious is that he does this shit while looking like his dog just died
fucking perfect description

Fuck I missed most of that shit

I hope someone records that shit

I'm betting my boipussi on DK Ana

>>166295586
is the film bad? the trailer looks good as a disaster kind of movie

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>>166296186
Good thing we have DotA to distract us from the inevitable extinction of the human race :^)

>>166296504
I'm betting on ana invoker, will post boipussy if wrong

>>166296337
This. It lacked genuine attempt to be good (and fail at it).
Still it's going to be the highlight, because EG will stomp OG 3-0.

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Thank god I dropped Dota, this is so shameful to be a dotard. Literally the lowest bottom trench of video games.

being a croat is suffering

i didnt cringe so hard since our politicians tried to speak english

>>166296186
volcanic ash winter will be devestating, yeah, but it won't be extinction tier on the other continents
gonna get cold tho

>>166296502
I'm sure several bottom feeders like faggotfromua are uploading it now

i remember this guy from counterpit csgo. he actually had a degree in economy and working in a pretty good place or something

Is there a VOD of this? I NEED to see this shit again.

>>166296018
That's similar to the supervolcano in South East Asia, when it exploded literally majority of life died on earth.

>500% crit on bears

what

3-22 incoming.

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>Ana's steam avatar

/Our guy/?

>>166296691
not dota but same guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCS6G0wLsmA&

>>166293292
How tall is Sheeburin

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>>166293983
>>166292583
hey hamster, this sounds an awful lot like an admin who is abusing his power desu. get dat sh1t appealed my man, and dont tell me theres no way to do it

>>166296782
>Panzermadels: Tank Dating Simulator on Steam

>>166296337
>>166296615
same way slacks became famous like he is today
keep being bad until people recognize you

>>166295349
>2 years
h-haha yeah w-what a freak

>>166296663
>the day after yesterday
How do you feel about a certain person that got kicked out of the parliament recently?

>>166296435
Hehe nema šanse
>>166296809
Pretty tall, but she is dutch so

If Arteezy win this, would it be his first relevant first place ever?

I remember even EE won something big but not artour

>>166292583
>I just got banned from my favorite Korean MMORPG from humor posting and making my own event using my own resources and creating a character that parodies the name of another admin
What game

sd luna XD

>>166296782
>Panzermadels: Tank-Dating Simulator in Steam

????

>>166296921
>Pretty tall, but she is dutch so

Taller than 185?

Not sure what is "pretty tall" for manlets

>>166296809
1m84

Feel like playing Lyncan today.
What is the latest meta?

>>166296798
oh god he just doesn't learn

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>>166296782
>tank dating simulator

>team super root DX

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reminder

I just helped my roomate move 5k dollars through my bank account because reasons
I got 500 dollaridoos for the trouble
am I going to jail lads?

>>166297096
everything but the last line is correct
don't tell me you think it doesn't fall off hard

>>166296996
Iam only 173 cm am I a midget?
>>166297030
HoTD into armlet,then deso and bash and bkb etc.
Build him like a fighter,not a splitpush cuck

>>166296891
This only really works, if you are an American.

>they picked cm AND rubick
gg lads

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>they picked rubick

>>166296938
The Summit a couple times and MarsTV Autumn

>>166297162
anything under 180 is midget tier

Looks like EG won the draft.
3-22 incoming.