/csgog/ Counter Strike Global Offensive General

ez

i have never had a gf

>>166287772
mine just left me :(
cs heals the hurt

>tfw no gf (male)

Why do Danes always choke?

>>166287772
I have a gf (male) right now!

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has the NA crowd been an embarrassment yet?

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>Smix

hggggggggg

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I am having a stroke at this very moment after losing $250 on my North bet

I am dead fucking serious

I would go get a phone but I'm having a stroke and can't move my legs nor bet my last items on the next match

This will be the last thing I will every type in my life

goodbye /csgog/

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tfw bf calls me mommy

>>166287772
same

reminder that twitch chat is more our guys than us ourselves

>>166287772
I have only fucked prostitutes

It's time for our boys(olof,krimz) to win this ez 16-0

>>166287772
I'll be your gf (male).

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>>166287858
no crowd in groups

>>166287772
Stop fapping aquire qt3.14 gf
worked for me
Don't have the picture of Varg frowning on this computer

>>166287772
>tfw my more autistic friend lives with his qt gf
talk about being more social

>>166287919
really activates my almonds

aren't there any shitpost friendly teams or is this thread gonna be ded for the whole night

I hope ScreaM and RPK toggles on hard.

LMAO WHAT WAS THAT SHOX LMAO

>>166288074
well im curious af to see whether fnatic are still shite

>Krimz: They have 2 players, we have all 5
What a sick burn.

>shox

disco doplan has a long face

>>166287919
half of /magog/ is literally rebbit so this is pretty much accurate

>>166288074
We should get some solid WiffZz memes going soon in this thread

>>166288108
Stopped following csgo a while ago, are they finally shit?

is disco retarded?

>>166288017
Doesn't it just have the shitty coins now?

>>166288152
you know what they say about people with long faces

>>166288107
The chest thing?

>>166288152
rut roe shaggy

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>>166288195
You mean the french destroyer?

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>>166287772
>mfw had a gf for half a year, got handjobs and blowjobs but never fucked her
not sure what to feel

>>166288201
I don't.

>>166288013
ah thats a shame

>>166288201
They're mouthbreathers?

Anyone got any underrated/under appreciated csgo-related twitters worth following?
@tolkienfanatic_ is pretty good imo

>>166288256
that means you're still a virgin

which means you'll fit right in welcome friend

>>166288256
is that why she left you?
I honestly can't understand no sex relationships
what do you do when you go to bed, just say good night and try to fall asleep?

>cash

ok my dick is ready for the REAL start of the tournament

Holy shit krimzs head

>>166288256
i don't understand how that works out

did she refuse to actually fuck or what?

>>166288201
micrococks

>>166288402
>>166288339
>>166288350
I'm not interested in sex before marriage, it's a sin

Please destroy these French assholes

When are our guys DDK and black DDK or HenryG and Sadokist going to cast?

>>166288429
stop pretending to be me, please

>>166288429
i agree

>>166288450
>our guys
> HenryG and Sadokist

fuck off homosexual

these two faggots are in same tier as semmler

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>>166288429
prepare for (You)'s

>>166288483
Fuck off, cummler.

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CLAIMED SATANIA FOR MYSELF!

>>166288350
I think that was a part of it but not the main reason. I'm still not really sure, we were a pretty good match.
>>166288402
She wasn't really against it,I was just a little bitch and not really in a hurry.

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>>166288209
yeah
>>166288316
follow his friend stich too

>>166288429
Salaam aleikum my brother

What the fuck fnatic.

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>>166288429
>shoves cock in his future wife mouth
>"sex is a sin tho, won't do it"
just fuck off

>fnatic

What the fuck....

ARE
YOU
FUCKING
KIDDING
ME

FUCKING DISBAND YOUR SHIT TEAM

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rero

>People doubting shox

>>166288528
but like when she was giving these hand/blow jobs you never tried to undress her or anything like wtf

>G2 and fnatic throwing against each other

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SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAXIE

WHAT A MEME GAME

>OLOF

why did shoxies aim move so robotically

>>166288598
I cum too fast everytime desu

O L O F

>People doubting olof

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>he bet on Fagnatic without Jdubs and Flusher

>>166288635
because shox is a cheater

holy shit semmler just wants to suck french cock someone help him

>buying awp on eco
wow

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Whats the best case to buy right now?

>Shoxie threw away his ump
>Tilt bought an awp

>>166288748
breakout

>>166288506
why isn't lurpis casting this instead of semmler?

now this is a MEME game i was looking forward to

By the way, if your twitch stream lags, just make a new group chat in the chat menu, it should at least lessen the lag.

>>166288757
>and they still win :^))))))))))

>>166288809
he is on twitch.
tv/spunj

>>166288652
imagine being a swede and looking like this

wtf is this game, are they both trying to lose?

>>166288815
or just use live streamer

>>166288757

(((threw away)))

hilarious that the dumb pickup bug has affected the major

>up 3-1 and on a gun round
>lol rush b-main

>>166288874
yeah, but that way you might not get drops

>the state of shox

why is the ump so good reddit?

fnatic hit some nutty ass shots like back in the old days but they just can't convert them to won rounds like they should

>>166288846
I'd watch this but the audio levels are completely fucked

>>166288957
>open twitch lowest quality and mute it
>open livestreamer highest quality

>Denmark
>gets BTFO by our boys Gambit
>gets BTFOOOOO by Hungary in their favorite sport

lmao if I were danish I would just honestly kms

any suspicious clips yet?

>>166288990
its cheap

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This is gonna be a sick match, isn't it?

>>166289001
>not wanting to be a danish because the enemy team is better at shooting virtual guns

WHO /bind "l" "say nice game! YOU RECEIVED A SOUVENIR CASE - ATLANTA 2017"/ here?

>>166288957
put on twitch stream on mobile quality then

>>166289028
fuck I miss the comfy as fuck fragbite lans

wheres nip?

>>166288990
>it's the smg with best stats
>it's the cheapest

This stream looks less than 720p, wtf man. The studio shots look fine, in-game is often crappy

>it's honestly unbelievable that yanko lives in like, a legit third world country, and i live in london, like central london, and I can't get quality internet
>fuck yourself tomi

lurppis on his internet connection, ynk's response

>smithzzz doing work
reddit btfod

>>166288990

armor pen

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>>166288805
Why so?

Scream was a mistake

reminder that french, the language as a whole, is reddit

>>166289169
our lad droppin dem bantz

>the state of shox

what car you guys main in rl lads?

>>166289187
because i have lots of them and need the price to rise so i can get rich narutard

>>166289169
London looks like a third world city these days, mudskins everywhere

>>166289187
Major cases are the best
>>166289264
some koenigsegg shit.

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>>166289267
aw fuck you got me

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>irrelevant, horribly produced dota tournament
>shitpost galore all day

>csgo major
>one guy talks to himself about his virginity

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>>166289264
opel corsa 1.2 kill myself edition

i haven't really played the game much or followed the pro scene for ~6 months or so

when did the pros finally realize UMP is OP? is this a very new thing or has it been the meta for a couple of months atleast already?

>>166289390
UMP has always been the best smg wtf?

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>>166289372
>>166289384
I meant rocket league lads

>>166289390
try a couple years

>>166289454
lol what are you some kind of nerd?

>>166289375
why are you surprised that an autistic ass fantasy game has bigger representation in /vg/ than a pseudo-realistic military fps?

there is also the fact that hltv is the rabid shitposting portal for CS so this /vg/ general lacks purpose for that

>>166289264
rr ghost

>>166289264
2016 mazda3 sedan

FeelsGoodMan

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>>166289372
Am i retarded?

>>166289390
UMP has always been the best SMG.

Maybe you are retarded.

>the caster money i use on prostitutes, drugs

ynk on his finances

>>166289169
lurppis is literally a retard who tried to use 3g phone internet for his home set up. he's an idiot.

>>166289390

sk started force buying 5 umps every round during their hotstreak

>>166289524
Souvenir cases you mong

>>166287858
THICC

>>166289524
yes

>>166289454
>drives car in video game
>when you can do it in real life

kys nerd

>>166289454
is it fun?
im thinking of picking it up

>>166289264
Volvo V60

>>166289503
*tip*

>>166289524
pretty much

>>166289461
>>166289528
>>166289390
are you guys intentionally misunderstanding me or what

i know the UMP is good and has always been. it has been UNDERUTILIZED in the pro scene until fairly recently it seems

>>166289554
ok thanks for an actual answer

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>>166288074
gay posting ruined this general

rip

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>>166287870
>risking big bet against cis underdog team

hoboy

>gelraisers next

im ready

>>166288506
delet this

is disco doplan retarded?

>>166289578
>shoots guns and spends hundreds of dollars on worthless skins in video game
>when you can do it in real life

kys my ass

>>166289648
>betting is kill
>anime homos spam the threads

Bad times

>>166289169
top kek

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>>166289603
i want to see the guy piss drunk i'd probably destroy my sides forever

>>166288163
you called it on that 11th round

>>166289390
For a long time. Flusha used it a lot.

>>166287870
Dignitas was one of the most inconsistent teams in the last 3 months and you do something that stupid when they play a stable team with former goats like Gambit
REALLY MAKES ME THINK

>>166289586
hell yeah it is

>still no drops
this major sucks

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>>166289615
>>166289574
>>166289565
Thanks

SG553 fags
If the weapon is so superior, why don't ANY pros use it?

>>166289621
We are saying that pros have been using it for years. If a normie like you knows it's good why wouldn't a pro?

Are you fucked mate?

>>166289815
>anime

yeah pretty much confirms it

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>>166289169
slavs have the internet mastarrace

>not using the molotov


SHITZ
H
I
T
Z

>>166289827
I'm no SG fag but it's too expensive to use

>>166289829
they haven't been using it as much as they should've

especially on CT side pros have been buying the utter fucking trash gun known as famas way too much when they could've bought an UMP and gotten full grenades on top with same money

>>166289169
delet this

>>166289548
delet this

Say it with me

ANOTHER
ROUND
RUINED
BY
OP
PISTOLS

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>>166289871

this match is a fucking meme

im getting depressed

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>>166289827
>SG553
ew

>>166289898
but but muh only 300 dollaridoos more

this game is a fucking mess

>>166289827
higher price, slower movement speed and it's shit

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>>166289656
>>166289773
>falling for the ancient meme

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>>166289968
His punishment was marrying worst girl

>>166289991
Over 9 rounds that builds up to a whole AK

>Eco'd by shitty OP pistols

some things never change with CSGO

>>166290021
>>166289986
>>166289898
Thanks lads, but you're not the "SG553 is so much better than the AK" crowd I want answers from

>>166289827
what shitters in this thread don't understand is that the best main weapon in the game is the cheapest rifle than can deliver 1-tap headshot against head armor.

That's the AK.

>>166290096
are there are novas here?

holy fuck these teams are terrible

what the hell am I watching

>>166290096
that's because those people don't exist

shox seems tilted as fuck
also seems like everyone is playing without cheats

>>166290170
two teams that are disbanding on next monday

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rpk looks like a gypsy moneylender

>>166290125
Yes, the other day I had 4 different retards tell me the AK sucks and the SG is where it's at
(not shitposters)

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stop buying skins

>>166290198
>major without cheats
>NiP not there to dominate these newschool faggot cheaters
SAD

who /krimz/ here
is he dare I say it back?

>>166290198
shox is low key cheating

>>166290270
>NiP
>dominating anything

Ummm

>>166290292
FUNgineer is back

>>166290198
>shox
>not cheating
pick one and only one

>>166290328
They won 3 lans last year where no one was cheating senpai

>>166290304
Everyone besides a few people (NBK, f0rest etc) are low key cheating

>>166290304

>low key

the pre-mature awp shot on garage was pretty sus

Disco Doplan really needs to step it up.

>>166290235
:heh:

I wonder how many of the 400k views are from people not even really watching but who just want a drop. Either people with multiple steam accounts or people who don't even care about the match and have it open in a tab in the background.

>>166290562
more than half

>>166290562
13 people

>Disco doplan aimlock kill through smoke
uhh gotards?

Disco VAC

Wait
wasn't it the qualifiers that used non x-ray replays? Why did they stop? That is so much better

this "tweet a pic of how you're watching the major" is the worst fucking idea

>>166290304
>low key cheating
what does this mean? they push a key extra low and the cheat activates?

Too bad G2 won both RNG rounds otherwise Fnatic would have won.

>>166290772
It's for normies

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>>166290562
Twitch has an incredibly sophisticated algorithm written by the Bogdanoff twins which can tell if you are just idling for drops and adjusts the viewer count accordingly. No-one knows how they do it, they are radiant magical creatures with 200+ IQ's.

>>166290818
Yeah, drags the aim towards the target. difficult to spot if held for just a second. Especially difficult with unscoped awps/scouts because theres no crosshair to indicate a lock

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>>166290845

>tfw I'll just leave my pc on tonight with twitch running

>>166290818
pseudo-aimlock

easy way to find out where your enemies are

>>166290818
low key cheating is just using a low fov aimbot which pretty much everyone does
full cheating is using an aim key to gain info and otherwise being a lot more blatant ( see subroza, fallen, stewie2k, old flusha etc )

>>166290908
Lol he was being a sarcastic fuck

Already seen an aim lock by scream this game

RpK pushes like a fucking retard with low hp and it works

smfh

>>166290962
you've probabably seen over 40 just didn't realize it.

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>>166290845
Who's your favourite Bog?
Igor or Grichka?

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>>166290992
>being so jealous of a great play that you call someone a retard
baka senpai

>>166291042
Can't wait for csgo demo reviews sifting through these games

>>166290818

lol

low-key is a term popularized by drugdealers which refers to laying low when you think the feds are on to you

Made my sticker bet on godsent
I dun good? I figured flusha would use his 'lifting mouse' technique. Seems to work better than other players 'aiming'

>>166291082
I can't wait for Dan M to trigger redditors

>>166290818
Low-Key is colloquial term meaning - to be discreet

>>166291136
kinda depends on the odds my man

>>166290845
>>166291061
I wonder if these guys unironically think they look good.

>>166291136
no you did bad

Na'Vi taking it

>>166291136
No you done stupid, godsent is breaking up after this tourney so they have no incentive to play super hard for their "brothers"

>acquire le best swedish awper
>dont let him awp

beautiful

>>166290818
microhax

Moldavian prostitues have a good ROI according to yanko

>>166291192
otoh they don't have that high pressure to perform so they might just play YOLO and it could work

kinda like how adreN had his best tournament performance when he had been kicked from the team and he knew he was there just to sub in

>>166291161
Boiz they're on the gear boiz

On the fucking gear

>fnatic getting dumpstered by no name whos

lmfao

stop hacking?

>>166291302
But they're too scared to cheat on LAN
Reddit2k is my favourite player he would never cheat
downboated
RRREEEEEEEEEEE

>>166291161

Dan M is a lowkey genius for making a video about Stewie2K. Redditors can't help themselves when he talks about their golden child and they give him views and ad revenue

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>disco
>doplan

>>166291394
stewie is hands down the most obvious NA cheater

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>>166290845
>>166291061
>in contact with aliens
>rumoured to possess psychic abilities
>said to be violent and intimidating in private
>own castles and banks all over the world
>rothschilds bow to the Bogdanoffs
>own several nuclear plants
>learned fluent French in less than 48 hours
>ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon the Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
>own basically every DNA & genetic research facility on Earth
>first designer babies will be Bogdanoff babies
>rule France with an iron but fair fist
>scientists pointed a telescopic array at the source of the 'bog bang' that created our universe
>this is what they heard: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46kAzBMJpEk&t=15s [Embed] [Embed]
>kept the electric car down for decades so they could release their own car based on string theory to the market
>currently at war with Elon Musk because of this.
>sabotaged his spacex rocket because they will fund the first (the first official one - they've already been to mars many times) manned flight to mars in their own initiative in a few years
>will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)
>the big red phone in the Kremlin is a direct line to the Bogdanoff manor
>the last person who missed a call was Mikhail Gorbachov. He resigned and fled the country in fear and the Bogdanoffs destroyed the Soviet Union in a fit of rage
>own nanobot facilities everywhere in the galaxy
>own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
>if you're reading this right now, you most likely have BogdabotsTM flowing through your body
>both brothers said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff

Bog 4 life

>>166290304
shox is using microhacks?

>fnatic

Twist what the fuck

whos gonna smack the table hardest?

i bet on krimz

Any good games so fat?

>>166291097
No you fool
It was popularised by early DVD bootleggers who would use cracked keys for region locked DVD's.
They called it low-key because they kept a tight lid on the cracked international encryption keys so they could monopolise the black market and keep whites in power from the Jews

>>166291275
Definitely true, I think it's a very 50/50 game

>>166291381
I use flusha as a litmus test, if you think all his clips are clean and can be explained away, no point talking to a brick wall.

Pretty sure everyone saw flusha get away with the gear so now everyone is juicing because no punishment was handed out over outstanding visual evidence with multiple smoking gun clips

>>166291452
shox is using macrohax but he's being watched carefully so he's careful about using them

>>166291452
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTrD5OIgCn4

>>166291435

>he didnt know about subroza

>>166291435
nah that's RUSH

>>166290908
>>166290956
>>166290960
>>166291097
>>166291165
baited exactly for these responses

thanks for the (yous)!

>>166291348
>thinking fnatic is ever more than shit without piggu and flusha
laffin @ u

>>166291530
now this is microhacking

>>166291531
So blatant ko1n made a video on him, literally aim bots on stream

>>166291573
You're welcome lad

>>166291179
>>166291192
Sheeeit
I don't care the stickers were fuck all

reminder that rpk is short for rape king

>>166291615
subroza is such a stupid shitter
you can literally see him aimbotting against bots
>turn up on lan
>0 frags

>>166291531
subrozas not even cheating, he's just ragehacking he isn't even trying to hide it

>>166291596
wtf lmfaof they dont have the pig or flu sha anymore?

this dog has a 100% success rate in predicting results so far

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XdKEkebpR94&t=0m28s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMhw5MFYU0s

watching this right now lads

>>166291836
thanks based coposter

For how much should I sell my cache drop?

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>>166291782

>yfw he bet against our guys (SK)

>>166291836
now THIS is EXACTLY the kind of content i'd like to see here!

Shox is so fucking blatant jesus christ

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>>166291836
that's really cute, thanks

>>166291891
At whatever price the buyer is willing to purchase it for

>tearing at your hair when you lose 100% rounds

I know that feel

>>166291893
Brazilian fucks are not our guys

>>166291782
This dog knows where it's at hot damn

>It could have been an even bigger win for G2
Yeah, except G2 won both pistol rounds and 3 eco rounds.

>>166291965
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1r6BmNJX6Y

>d2g is full of thirdies
>is garbage

>cs:go is 99% white
>is actually good

hmmm

lmbo wtf is this studio gotards?

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>7th major i've watched
>still can't get a souvenir drop

>>166292113
we both have the same problems in our games - third worlders.

>>166291062
is rpk legit cigany?

>>166292243
you have way less tho and a white thread culture

>>166292248
>Cédric Guipouy
he's french

>>166292172
>tfw I got a drop from the first major I ever watched
Got a souvenier AK dignitoss vs epsilon, sadly only FT, if it was FN it'd be the rarest AK skine in the game

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Is coldzera standing on a box?
:thinking:

>>166292286
so yes

Post some cs:go pro scene memes pls I need them

fox is a handsome man without his hat

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That's a soild 7 head

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>>166245476
>>166245476
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT.

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>>166292172
>finally get a souvenir drop
>it's a train souvenir

>>166292435

don't say you weren't warned you retard

>>166291893
>favelas
>ever our guys
stop baiting

gib souvenir case

>>166292435
>fnatic 3-0
how could you seriously think that with a team that's disbanding and didnt practice?

Did they make players have to use sealed peripherals yet?

>>166292343
he is stand on your mom CARALHO HIJO DE PUTA

>>166292435
>Fnatic undefeated 3-0
Christ almighty m8 have you been in a coma for the past year?

>>166292435
>posting asian grill
>a retard
no surprise here

>>166292343
fer literally looking like a third world grease ball

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Hope you didn't forget to bet on HR for free skines

>>166292343
nothing like City of God t b h, what kid of brazilian are these dudes

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>>166292505
They are all skilled individually and destroyed G2 last week. It's because they lost both pistols and/or didn't win their anti-eco rounds. THEY SHOULD HAVE WON.

>>166292514
No they "test" the gear though as if they have a chance of going up against some genius coder making hundreds of thousands of dollars from his cheats

I wouldn't be surprised if it like one guy supplying most of the scene

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Game about to get real, no monkey business.

>>166291782
>a dog is a better analyst than thorin

>FNX
>letter in alphabet after N is O
>FNX's stand-in is FOX


COULD MOZART BE STILL ALIVE?

>>166292640
Even if they beat G2 they wouldn't be one of the two 3-0 teams

>>166292640
>It's because they lost both pistols and/or didn't win their anti-eco rounds. THEY SHOULD HAVE WON.
waah waah I'm a retard

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>tfw we have to listen to anders and semmler for 3 matches in a row

where the FUCK are DDK and black DDK? I can't take this shit

My fear is FOX

>>166292709
I'm sorry to hear that you are retarded, anon. I wish you the best of luck with your life.

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>>166292659
why is a boy pretending to be a nun?

Fox look like the kinda puta to car jack you and you hop out of the car with no fuss and he pops you with his pistol anyway

>First round
>Favelas already losing
is anyone actually surprised?

>Taco
more like Vaco

Fucking hell, TACO's hair looks like shit.

that hairline from taco

top kek
JUST

LOOK AT THIS DUDE

>the state of that guys hair

GO BRASIL

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>>166287772
>do mdma with a friend
>end up making out with her
>think naturally it's just the mdma
>wait a few days and ask her if it was real or just the mdma
>she says it was real
>try get stuck in
>ask her out yesterday
>get told that she doesn't feel anything for me and that she's sorry for sending the wrong signals and just wants to be "mates"
>really don't want to think about her now

gee fucking wiz i want to die; how was i meant to figure out that she wasn't interested if she fucking said it wasn't just the mdma and it was real

atleast eleague keeps the mind off it for now desu

>>166292893
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXWFqxKU2qA

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Suck my brown dick, bois.

fox vs DeadFox
damn...

>dont toggle in 1st round
>lose
>toggle in 2nd
>win
really activates my almonds

Who we rooting for to win the major

Navi?

ay blyat it burns cyka nahui

Is any of you going to the elimination stage?

I'll pay you $500 to throw a banana at SK when they're on stage, not even joking.

TACOs a cheating cunt fucking filthy huehues

>>166293086
kek

Everytime

>>166292974
normalfaggot

>>166293059
I'm rootin for NBK Kenny is ok as well

Why does the stream look like shit?

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>>166293059

>>166288748
trick question
all cases are god awful to buy and you should instead buy cologne 2014 challenger capsules and try unbox a dignitas holo, all holos are profit, all normal stickers except cloud9 ain't profit though and the foil sticker means you lose only 20 cents

>>166293059
>Navi after kicking Zeus
Gambit, of course.

>all these cheating accusations

Silvers always think prefire and gamesense is cheating. kek

>>166292974
>doing M with girls
retard

Was fox really the best SK could get?

>>166293059
Yea s1mple

FUCKN bitch

>SK play really smart and tactical CS
>jump peek and hold w+m1 with smgs
>jump awps/scouts
>smart

Its so obvious they cheat lmao

>>166293224
Look at this Nova thinking he knows how the game works and calling others Silver

>>166293251
i have done mdma with her before like a lot of times, we never like done anything at all with each other though but that time though she was on top of me rubbing my face and beard and hair and shit

like she never had interest in me so i thought doing mdma with her again would be no different but the last time was completely different like

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>>166293116
>>166293224
>third worlders taking the bait

Does SK share the cheats with Fox

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>>166293349
>jump awps/scouts

We all know how that goes, right?

HellPlebs

>>166293407

18+

>>166293407
Well take it as a lesson, never ever think girls will act consistently

>>166293407
She as horny from the drug dum fuk

Shouldn't have banged her

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>>166293473
>mfw doing stupid shit for a chance to get a drawing on a map

>>166293262
Well, he is experienced and they speak the same language.

It is possible to get the box reward drop just viewing with twitch? How do I know if i received it?

>>166293559
Just CS:GO things

Why does Taco look like shit

BotRaisers

>>166292920
>>166292924
>>166292960
post pic i missed it