/elyg/ - Elysium General

first for gnomes

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>3 (three) pvp servers with healthy population, or even overcrowded
>95%+ of content is blizzlike and well scriped
>stable servers (currently more than 4 days since last dc) and lag free
>dev team is actually honest and tell things how they are, even acknowledge they were hacked
>told <nope> to fuck off if they're not happy
>russian team will NEVER bow down to american kikes lawyers
>currently 23k players on pvp servers and 3.5k on pve, number never seen on old nost and it's 4am in the US

Why do you not realise this is the fucking golden age of vanilla ? And it's free.

Don't trust the sour grapes cuck shills shitposting, this is the best you could hope and it's happening right now.

Feels good to be a bull.

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>>166275839
>STV at 30

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>Get up
>Have a bacon sammich and coffee
>Sit down for a nice session of wow
>"Disconnected from Server"
>"Short maintenance"
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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nice server fags

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LMAO NICE SERVER POPULATIONS

Should have been "Extended server downtime for one gold scammer" edition

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All /vg/ guilds are trash and containment guilds for trash players nobody wants.

>>166275917
I mean I dont do it, but you could.

>>166275917
It's okay if he's hordy.
Alliance is fucked up tho.

Madti it's not funny anymore, please send me my 20 frost oil, I want my mount

>>166275950
Thiis.

RIP Madti

;_;7

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need addon help please

>shows what spell enemy is casting
>shows time for each dot under enemy target (dotimer is ugly)

>>166275960
Nope :^)

>>166275927
You should do something better with your time, based on your nutrition you wont live long.

>>166275958
why is alliance 30+ so hard?
why is horde 30+ so easy?

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>>166275908
The best time to live.

Should I play Ana or Zeth?

>>166276024
same pls help

>>166276024
Nvm got them

>>166276076
Ana is the real server, fresh servers are for casual levelers who cant raid.

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Can someone tell me what Blizzard meant by this?

>>166276097
>>166276081
anon pls

>horde has advantage everywhere
nice meme. also besides Nessingwary, STV is peaceful place

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>finally got all my quest items when the server shut down
W-well the rollback won't be to bad, r-right guys?

>>166275908
This.
The only ones salty are retailfags and crestshills.

>>166276109
Ain't no cock you can't dock, matey.

>>166275908

What happened with NOPE? Glad they are gone they are absolutely insufferable

>>166276121
wrong


i go around killing horde characters with random people i meet specifically in quest zones specificially while they are mid mob

horde players have to go back

>>166276128
Won't be a huge rollback, they'll only ban Madti.

Female Trolls are much cuter than FemNefls

UP

>>166276076
Do you play a lot and are decent ? Ana, you'll catch up way before naxx is out.

You're a casual ? Go for zeth and enjoy your leveling, and you'll be easily able to do the raid progression even with pugs until some bosses into AQ.

>>166276118
sent ;^)

>>166276024
Chronometer you cuck

>>166275908
>golden age of vanilla
>vanilla flowers are yellowish
>gold is yellowish
>golden age of confirmed

What a day and night to be dead, girls.

>>166276171
>nope : "do as we want or we leave !!"
>elysium "no"
>nope : "WAAAH YOUR A CUCCK YOURE SERVER IS SHIT ANYWAY"

They wanted the devs to ban the hacked chars without checking a bit further what was going on, and they got banned anyway the day after when they were sure it was hacks

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>tfw I fell for the fresh fresh meme
rolled a pally this morning on ele and having a blast
fuck zeth cucks

>>166275908
It's actually really good.
And things are only getting better

We still have to call out for fucks up tho

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>bully madti out of the guild
>puddi new tranny queen
HOLYSHIT SAMFU WAS RIGHT

>>166276171
>What happened with <NOPE>?
Anyone know? That's big news if the ultimate no-life guild has left.

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>ROLL ZETH'KEK THEY SAID
>YOU WILL BE A BIG BAD ALPHA BULL THEY SAID
IT'S NOT FAIR, BROS. I WAS PROMISED TO BE THE ELITE, INSTEAD I HAVE WASTED TIME ON DOA SERVER
WHYWHYWHYWHYWHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING TO ME

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>actually having trannies in your guild

>>166276367
Puddi was and always will be the tranny queen, Madti wasn't a tranny.

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>Farm water elementals in EPL for like 20 minutes before the maintance
>nobody was there
>Log back now
>3 People here, 2 of them is full T1

I just want essence for my Hide of the Wild, Why must newly dinged player suffer

>>166276367
If it's so cancerous why doesn't he leave? We don't need more failed hormonal science experiments shitting up the only /vg/ guild that's going to raid.

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>>166276487
>Madti wasn't a tranny.

>>166276378
>>166276321

Also they accused the devs to sell hacked gear themselves.

They posted some discord chat they had with the devs trying to put them in a bad light but suzerain btfo them by posting the full logs where you can clearly see Slipryy is sperging out like a full autist and elysium devs saying they're 100% into finding out what was happening with the hacks and managed to do it pretty fast.

>>166276537
>Literally says "I'm just a regular guy" in both public and private conversation

How new are you? Are you going all out?

>>166276537
he always said he's a normal guy

>>166276517
he(she) did leave he's been bullied out of the guild, unless you mean samfu? he(she) is probably next if were folloowing puddis modus operandi, just saying isn't it weird how men start to abuse females in the guild and get them to Gquit.
kassandra, now madti really makes me think.
>he only /vg/ guild that's going to raid.
with MC being so easy every vg guild will raid.

>>166276648
salty dogs 9/10 MC on easymode kronos wwu

>>166276604
>>166276636

look I get you guys spent the last thread thinking it was really fucking funny to shitpost about someone you harassed out of your guild, but fuck off with taking the piss out of her she(he) sexually identified, madti already left your guild stop fucking harassing her, puddi isn't that worth it.

>>166276062
Because every cont location dominated by horde 80% of time.

>>166276715
nigger he talked in raids in nihilum

>>166276708
this is probably easier than kronos, also why are you calling it easy mode now, a couple months a go all the nihil cucks didn't even know the glancing blows bug existed and insisted they were doing really hardcore difficult raids.

>>166276743
this
he's a black guy

>>166276743
That's not a good reason to bully her out of the guild you faggot.
so kicked her because puddi takes more hormone pills and sounds like a more convincing girl?
what the fuck is wrong with you guys

>>166276773
you guys need to grow up.

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>he(she)
>he(she)
>he(she)
I fucking hate this general

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>mfw mind controlling 3 alliance players including one MoH member off the booty bay boat right before loading screen

>>166276490
How can people be full t1 already?

>>166275468
It's my first time playing a warrior, I don't know if I'm supposed to completely replace Heroic Strike with Mortal Strike. am I?
rate this new build then http://db.vanillagaming.org/?talent#LVuLbAio0uVV0Vz

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>didn't make it to an inn

Someone lend me 1g in an IOU on Ely Alliance

>>166276743
madti never talked
in my imagination she's a shy German girl that
>>166276636
>>166276604
doesn't want the attention that comes with being a girl in a 4chan guild
she's also my future wife, we're getting married in 2020

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>>166276821
>willingly getting yourself banned

>>166276819
stop getting off calling straight dudes traps
they arent gay faggots like you

Do Transmute Essence to Essence have cd?

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Taken a few days ago. Ashenvale is starting to get filled up with 30+ people looking for dem saucy ganks. Good thing I'm about to hit 30 and gtfo outta compton

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>>166276902
post the list of nihilum girls who never talked invoice

>>166276989
yeah, 24 hours

>>166276919
No fuck you, you shitlords spent the last fucking 100 posts of the last thread lying about madti after you harrashed her out of mandate cool i don't fucking care it's a shit guild anyway.
What you aren't going to fucking get away with is how madti views herself, you guys fucking ruined kass you aren't ruining madti. fuck off back to your shit discord and keep your AHAHAHA MADTI STOLE FROM ME memes there aswell.
also you guys got big problems if puddi can't handle any one else (female) in the guild.

>>166276905
It's not gonna happen, but if it does it'd be worth it.

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Wait, is it true that opening lockboxes via "will not be traded" option doesn't work on this server or are people just spouting bullshit again?

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>>166277040
Doesn't work here and it didn't work on old nost.

>>166277040
as a level 57 rogue, its 100% true that you cant open boxes in trade window.

>>166277004
I wasn't in the last thread but if some shitposters call madti a trap while he says he isnt and you sperg out and actually believe them, you're a goddamn retarded

Is Anathema only populated by raid-loggers and farmers now?

WTS
Madti's skype:150g
Madti's snapchat:300g
Elysium gold only

>>166277020
Nost banned people for doing that all the time, especially if you do it multiple times.
And elysium loves to ban people.

>>166277040
rogues are all scammers
just level your own rogue to unlock boxes

you people are faggots

>>166277105
t.someone who doesn't know madti

no one called madti a trap in the last thread you mongoloid. if you don't even know what's going on why even comment?

>>166277151
HE'S A DUDE YOU FUCKING SPERG SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT IT ALREADY

>>166277082
Worked on Kronos though.

>>166277198
getting real sick of your madti shitposts, look whoever you fucking are, you've bullied madti out your guild, good for you, mandate can now be x2 as shit as it was before, just fuck off now and keep your stupid madti memes to your containment discord.
hurr durr madti is a jew
hur durrr madti is a guy
what the fuck is mandates problem, why is puddi allowed to be the only tranny you guys are all mentally fucking ill i swear.

>>166277198
the snaps I get say otherwise
jelly?

>>166277151
>wake up see discord
>"what happend to madti"
>go to thread see "what happend to madti"
i was jus talkin to madti last night what did i miss ?

>>166277221
Can we all agree already, that Kronos was the pinnacle of vanilla scripting?

>>166277332
they brought up the madti is a bank theif meme and madti left, the last thread is just posts of
WTF MADTI SCAMED ME just search the name madti.

>>166277339
Shame it's so dead

>>166277332
Puddi posted in guildchat how he's the only girl allowed in the guild then kicked Madti who then deleted his character.

>>166277384
heh why ? who brought it up?

>>166277198
>the guy im talking to is the sperg
>but i'm getting really upset about the topic and writing in all caps
really makes me think.

>>166277464
deletethis

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>it's a hunter rolls need on a cloth item that i need and wins it and says "it's not ninjaing if it is bind on equip" episode

>>166277447
I'm not sure people are pointing fingers >>166262675
but no one has posted a screenshot about it.

>>166277561

I often think about what it would be like to be that bad at WoW that you have to roll a Hunter

>>166275908
>95%+ of content is blizzlike and well scriped

KEK
E
K

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>>166277040
>Rogue offering to open lock boxes
>gee, thanks! tip him 25 silver
>He keeps all the grey vendor trash for himself, probably worth double the tip

Never again, leveling a Rogue alt specifically to not get ripped off.

>>166277664
welcome brother. Make sure ur having alot of fun or ill come to ur house and knock u the fuck out

>>166277604
no you got tricked into posting her snapchat on 4chan of all places

>>166277561
All boes are ffa.

>>166277561
Okay! vent to us frog poster
What BoE did u loose to a hunter whats going through ur head right now?

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>Ding with Priest
>Retalent to be a Healer
>Prepared for comfy nonstop dungeoning
>Everyone is looking for Tanks and DPS in World Channel

>>166277582
kek the Greek did it again

>>166277198
don't talk about my future wife like that

>>166277664
Or you just invite him to party so you can see what he got.

>>166277664
>rogue trades back the items
>doesnt trade back the opened lockbox
>keeps all the money and literally whatever he wants
You deserve to be scammed, retard.

>>166277271
Qurlf muted grimone last night too just randmonly, didnt say anything or nothing.

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>80% of the thread is nothing just blogging about namefags

>>166278195
I bet it wasn't Glurf, he just gets all the blame

>>166277607
spotted the guy thats never piloted hunter

i bet you play mage and think your class is hard

>>166276902
you're all invited to our wedding btw

>>166278273
don't be so quick to defend him, he geniuenly is a power tripping faggot half the time.
I know he likes to meme and say he's al pachino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dW37AGZ0Pj0
he says he's a victim and people like to blame him a lot maybe that's true but he's not an angel.

>>166278595
you have no proof it was glurf

>>166278646
I never said it was him?
are you dyslexic?
I said don't be so quick to defend him

>>166278646
t. glurf

>mandate of trannies is literally falling apart
Good day to be alive.

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>>166278646
>>166278595
I dont know if it was glurf or not no, But when he was the admin on at the time and wasnt saying a word then blocked me I make my hypothesis
>say goodnight to the badguy

>>166278817
Madti is already back in the guild and promoted to GM

>>166278863
Glurf never mutes anyone, he's the good guy, it was probably Madti or Infamy.

>>166278863
>doesn't say anything and blocks without telling the blocked person why
that unironically sounds like glurf He'll post shit like I'm going to block you when guild chat is moving fast and he won't @everyone so if you tell him you didn't see his message and you think it's unfair he'll just tell you to fuck off. no joke.

>>166278969
Glurf is the biggest self-absorbed faggot I've ever met online.

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Burny with the best ice blocks 2017

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>>166278892
is this true?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_kF4zLNKio

tranny queen killed by trap queen?

>>166279313
Yes it's true.

>>166278969
Im cool with madti i like him/her, I dunno Infamy or Glurf guy. But with most the people I like from Mandate gone now its starting to look like its okay to finish the Total annihlation

How long does it take to level a hunter compared to a warrior? Pretty burnt out desu and just want something relaxing

>tfw MoH is actually disbanding
:sob:

>>166279485
Hunter is the easiest class to lvl in the game after lvl 10
Warrior is the fuckign hardest
Holy s hit what a fucking question

What are some macro's I should be using as a hunter?

Just hit level 30, only one I've got so far is a pet-attack one (but I wanna add a mouse-over attack function to it)

>>166279376
>i like him/her
b-back the fuck off!!?

>>166279517
PLEASE BE JOKING

>>166279564
No?

>>166279545
I know, but just want to know like time estimates

If I got to 46 with my warrior, would I have hit 60 in the same timespan with a hunter?

>>166279630
4 days 30 minutes /played

>>166279621
SHE'S MINE
BACK OFF REEEEE

>>166279719
We arent even friends dude shes just the only one id probably spare from being ganked.

>>166277339
haha, have you ever entered a cave in kronos? pure bugfest

>>166279816
good, I would fucking hunt you down

>>166279816
I'd spare madti aswell she's always been chill, but are you honestly telling me you wouldn't spare uristmcwoke literally most based person in nihilium every conversation i have with him is like talking to an intelligent psychopath, like one that's unironically smarter than you.

>>166279678
If you're literally the fastest person on elysium...

>>166279991
t. uristmcwoke

>>166279942
Grimone is my name im in Tauren mill right now headed to Arathi come see me

>>166279991
Havent met the fella yet

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>retail armor sets all look ba-

>>166280041
you don't know how much I wish i was uristmcwoke, like legitimately i think some of the shit he says is hilarious and somewhat shockingly close to the truth.

>>166280097
Just wait man, you think you've met people who were red pilled?
this guy fucking melts the pill down and injects it into his veins.

>>166280107
d

who's the gatekeeper to the cool kids club around these parts of town

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>>166275908
>content is blizzlike and well scriped

>MC cleared by level 58s in greens and level 30 blues within 2 weeks of release

>>166280265
madti

>>166276109
It's penis rock obviously.

Legend has it a eunuch was once blessed by the spirit that resides within the stone and had a boner that endured one hundred days and one hundred nights.

>>166275908
>>95%+ of content is blizzlike and well scriped

Jesus fucking christ. It's not even 50% scripted of what any previous 1.12.1 server has had in the past 3 years and none of them were 95%. Elysium is literally the worst scripted server since Scriptcraft II. It is the first private server that can handle 12k players online without lag, but the scripts are fucking awful. Get to 60, kid and stop shilling.

>>166275908
> well scripted

haha nice meme

>>166280492
>>166280508
I think they did preddy gud

>>166276847
not the same anon but if mortal strike is instant it's better than heroic strike which takes an auto attack from you.

>>166280559
You think wrong

>>166280559
Yeah, just like SC1+2 were fun as fuck, but the scripting wasn't anything blizzlike and shouldn't be advertised as such.

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if I make a gnome rogue will i be allowed to raid?

>people are this surprised to find out a server using old nost's scripts has an undertuned rag

Reminder you didn't even have to tank rag on old nost release because he wouldn't do his raid wipe if there was nobody in melee range

>>166280717
Sure, but you're not going to be topping any dps charts.

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Chances of MoH raiding without Madti and Infamy?

>Monsters running faster than you, for dozens of miles
> it's actually almost impossible to escape
> or get wifi hits from monsters when they are far behind

> well scripted meme

>>166280793
>Americuck with 150ms memeping talking about scripts

>>166280756
what classes can top dps charts?

>>166280865
I have 30ms.

It is weird that I don't have this problem on retail ?

>>166280791
>Chances of MoH raiding
9/10 MC after 4 months

>>166280791
Infamy left too? 0%

>>166280793
That's pretty much the opposite what's going on. Your internet is probably honestly the problem. The mobs aren't following you properly at all here. You don't even need hamstring to kite mobs. They get in melee range, stop, lag and start chasing you again, never actually hitting you.

>>166280869
Gnome mage/lock

Human warrior/rogue

>>166280869
human fury warrior, human rogue

warlocks have a good chance if they're overgeared and mages don't usually do too badly after BWLish.

A hunter might be able to top dps the first MC, but by the time it's on farm status they won't be able to compete.

>>166280887
Yeah, usually Americans cannot tank, heal, or perform any action that would require them be synched with the server.

Americans compensate this by playing hunter, where you can lag like 2-3 seconds without any major gameplay impact.

>>166280997
I'm eurofag and I have less than 30ms most of the time you cuck.

>americunts start waking up
>suddenly ??s roaming around every low level zone ganking
>world chat fills with shitposting

literal niggers

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feels lonely... being at the top

>>166280756
I don't want to top charts I just want to play a flat chested waifu

>>166281142
Play a mage or a lock, both are great for leveling great in pve and great in pvp.

>>166280997
>Americans compensate this by playing hunter
You accidentally picked the one class that's most crippled by ping. What a failure.

Hunters need to predict delay in order to do their rotation efficiently, and on top of that, they're required to do kiting strats, some of which are a nightmare to do with high ping. You try kiting Drakk with 400ms ping. You can't just wait till he's in range to arcane shot him then keep running, you need to stagger and jumpshot.

The easymode high ping classes are mage and warlock. No matter the ping, spam that one key and you'll cast efficiently.

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>>166281263
>Hunters need to predict delay in order to do their rotation efficiently, and on top of that, they're required to do kiting strats, some of which are a nightmare to do with high ping. You try kiting Drakk with 400ms ping. You can't just wait till he's in range to arcane shot him then keep running, you need to stagger and jumpshot.

best post ITT, made me laugh

>>166281142
Gnome rogue isn't bad at all if you're set on the idea. Escape artist is great for pvp. It's just a shame because humans are so insanely good for rogues and warriors that it can feel like a waste to go any other race if you care about min-maxing.

Gnome mage/warlock are both great options too that still give you that min-maxing. Don't let that stop you playing the class/race you want though.

So I just finished the barrens and I'd rather kill myself than go through hillsbrad again, at least not before I'm 25+.

What's less cancerous at this moment : ashenvale or stonetalon?

>It's not buggy
>It's just vanilla

Am I the ONLY person on the normal server who actually played vanilla?

>>166281417
Zoram strand is bretty good
Stonetalon is good excluding the peak, as all it takes is 1 high level player to ruin that area.

>>166281442
Yes
I've had people time after time try to explain bugs as simply being vanilla.
don't bother trying to explain it to them, they're shills for the server or refuse to be challenged on the subject.

>>166281142
Nearly any guild will let you raid with any race, it's the spec that matters. It's only dwarf priest that can help you find a spot because fearward makes the difference between a kill and a wipe in some encounters like onyxia.

And most guilds wouldn't realise you raid with a pvp spec, I did for months, was a bit below in dps but since I provided utility, never made us wipe, never took aggro and did my job everyone was happy.

We were not a top guild but had bwl on farm anyway.

http://db.vanillagaming.org/?talent#sxmZf0x0xhZG0tudfo
criteqe my build. going for a offensive/defensive pvp viable swap capabilitys.

>>166281675
>Nearly any guild will let you raid with any race
Unless you're retarded and picked any race for your priest that isn't dwarf.

>last night
>had female friend over
>was in queue for nost, wanted to show her vanilla (we played wow together back in wotlk)
>took a while, we were just messing around playing mario kart
>getting close to the queue, she said she was going to take a 20 min nap since she was tired
>got fucked dced because of server restarts
>really mad, cant even connect
>when i connect again there's already an 8k queue
>go to lie down next to her
>i'm quite mad and i see her breasts and idk why but i just feel like grabbing them
>decide fuck it and just squeeze one of them while shes sleeping
>she woke up almost straight away, i think i might've done it too hard or something
>said she had to go home for dinner even though it was only 5pm
>i asked her to stay and pretended nothing happened but i'm like 60% sure she knew
>she left anyway
>messaged her later that night on facebook saying it was fun hanging out and she should come over again
>she read the message almost instantly but didnt respond
>i sent her a message asking her if her nap was a good rest to see if she would mention it but again she just read it and didnt respond
how fucked am i? do you think she knew? i'm honestly like 60-70% certain that she knew i did it, even though i don't know how she would've known if she was asleep. i was just lying next to her and i moved my hand away straight after i did it. i'm just super anxious now i slept like maybe 2 hours last night. i'm thinking about calling her but since she didn't respond to my messages i'm guessing she's really busy or doesn't want to talk at the moment.

>>166281531
Someone complained that Stitches isn't spawning.
When I told them that it "isn't bugged, it's vanilla" they threw a shitfit.

so is it true that for frost mage pvp you fill out everything besides blizzard?

Spellstone or 14 shadow damage?

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>>166281983

what the fuck is going on at lakeshire?
last night there was some rogue killing everyone, and now, 12 hours later, he's still there.

>>166282220
there's a rogue killing everyone

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>>166281983
lmao fuckin beta fags. you grab the fuckin tits and just be confident with your sexual advances and women just go with it. These are the kids that actually played this game in highschool instead of sports.
so happy I didn't play this game in my late teens and become a basement dwelling faggot.

>>166282220
>>166282278
On ELysium PVP?
Want me to come put a somewhat end to it?
I can make him stop ganking people but If i travel that distance im just going to gank people.

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rly makes you think

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>>166281983
A Judeo-Bolshevist homosexual capitalist banker and smoker was teaching a class on Karl Marx, known ethnic Jew.
“Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved Übermensch that the world has ever known, even greater than Adolf Hitler.”
At this moment, a brave, folkish, nationalist Waffen-SS member who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of non-Marxist socialism and hated the Jews for stabbing the Germans in the back stood up and held up a rock.
“How old is this rock?”
The arrogant banker smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied “4.6 billion years, you stupid Nazi.”
“Correct. It’s been 4.6 billion years since geothermic forces created it. The natural scientific model must be applied to the political sphere, and thus foreign elements must be removed so that the rock of Germany will be pure.”
The banker was visibly shaken and dropped his copy of the Treaty of Versailles. He stormed out of the room crying those Jewish crocodile tears.The students applauded and all registered NSDAP that day and accepted Hitler as their Fuhrer. An eagle named “Ahnenerbe” flew into the room and perched atop the Swastika Flag and shed a tear on the chalk board. Mein Kampf was read several times, and Wotan himself showed up and enacted Germanization across Eastern Europe.

>mfw trying to do the raptor hearts quest on arathi highlands as a rogue
>mfw I have no face that can express this

>wait in queue
>get in
>go walk dog for short amount of time
>dced
>in queue again.
still better than kronos, r-right?

>>166278250
>left the alliance guild ages ago because it was nothing but autistic sperging and memeshit
>now they start making these threads about their guild
>rest of the posts are about some autistic attention whore who keeps posting webms of himself

you should all kill yourselves

>>166281531
DUDE RAGNAROS NOT HAVING ONE OF HIS ABILITIES HE HAD IN VANILLA ISN'T A BUG IT'S JUST VANILLA MAN

>>166282363
Mcgregor is so trash, can only gank lowbies

>>166282756
>queue
??? I haven't seen a queue for like 2 weeks now.

>>166280945
Europoor warrior here, the mobs fucking sprint after my ranged friends. I'm having a hard time keeping up with some types even with hamstring on them. While others are so slow you can just walk away

>>166282363
its a finalflash makes a premade but it takes them 20 mins to end a pug game episode

>>166283092
>crabs damage control

>>166282756
>upset about a 1k queue

>>166283153
ill make sure i snake some last hits next time for you bud

>>166280107
>That "what am i doing with my life" face
Fitting.

Also, having glowing bullshit out of your clothes when you play a stealth class doesn't seem like a good idea.

>>166283416
>b-but its all them killstealers
>lowest KDA on his team
Can't make this shit up.

>>166281983
She's too busy getting railed by chad to respond to you right now. Give her a few days.

>>166281983
your fucked dude she's going to charge you for rape, should of drugged her first.

Why the fuck did they turn off dynamic respawns? Trying to level on server with 10k people is fucking impossible.

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>>166281983
>being this autistic in 2k17

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shitty salty dog cuck dindufag

>>166283763
Because Elysium is the server for raidlogging MC and occasional bored 60s ganking. Play on Zeth'kur if you want to actually level.

>>166283862
get this hothead outta here

>>166283763
because it's not blizz like ;^]

>>166284040

>people will unironically argue that 10k people trying to level at the same time with normal respawn times is "blizzlike"

>>166280756
He can just go daggers you autistic faggot.
Someone has to vacuum up the dagger drops anyway.

>>166284254
because it is? lol do u read what u post, idiot .
"hurdurr its not blzzlike so people argue its not blizzlike xD"

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are there any other classes that get whispers to do a certain role in 5 mans or is it just warriors?
it's pretty comfy having people offering me group spots.

>>166284708
why are you shacking

>>166284731
you aren't special. almost 70% of the playerbase is warriors fucking stupid retard

>>166284731
Healers get PMs to heal sometimes too.

Nearby warlocks may get asked to help summon group members.

>>166284845
salty rogue lol

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>>166284845
t.butthurt dime a dozen rogue who can't calculate percentages

so this is what it feels like to be so superior to people you make them mad.

>>166284906
Pretty cool, and pretty lame for warlocks unless they get offered the group spot or money.

>>166284475

>10k population
>blizzlike

>>166284731
this is what desperate shitters do.

If these people wanted to tank the dungeon they'd respond to your lfg spam.
And if they dont want to tank they picked the wrong class anyways.

As a warrior you WILL tank or never set your foot in a level 60 dungeon.

>>166284948
>free
>blizzlike

>>166284948
>can 25man MC in ZF blues
>blizzlike

>>166284937
>>166284940
how can you imply that he's even a rogue you retards
angry that you can't get a spot as warrior "dps" in dungeons?

>>166285407
t.butthurt rogue starts speaking in the third person and creating his narrative
sad

>>166285349
Actually it was 12 lvl 45 hunters doing everything with their pets and a few chink hacked multibots.

>>166285349

>implying it's possible to make players worse at the game to match the average skill level back then

>>166284731
As a priest I've been asked to heal 40+ instances multiple times

>>166277132
Kek are you serious? I am levelin a priest just for that

>>166285537
id say more than 5/9 warriors are wanna be combat rogues, and yet throw a hissyfit when they lose on the dps charts. 2/9 are wanna be swift arms warriors who suck dick in pvp and pve. and the other 3/9 are actual tanks.
>warriors, have they gone too far?

>>166285537
try applying for a group as a DPS warrior, see how that goes

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what did he mean by this?

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>>166285680
5+2+3 = 10
>5/9
>2/9
>3/9
what did he mean by this?

>>166285863
>another buttmad rogue adds to the imaginary story

penis

>>166285996
>frogposter
disregarded

is it true the best option to make the most money end game is to take up double crafting profs like blacksmith/enchant and just buy gold to powerlevel them?

>>166286046
>so btfo he can't even muster up the will to fuck up more math
pretty pathetic.

orc female or troll male rogue ??

>>166286179
>not getting the joke
wew, keep playing dps warrior lad it fits you.

>>166286328
>autism poster thinks him being retarded is a joke
pretty sad joke

>>166286328
>being stupid is a joke

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>>166286328
>"i-it was a joke! haha!"

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>LF1M TANK
>shift click name
>Warrior

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>shaman can't tan-

>>166286615
>just because his class can tank means he has to tank

fuck off

>roll on fresh server
>no new content until 1.7 slated to come out in June

Why even bother

>>166286664
>play the tank class
>too afraid to tank
I dont understand

>>166286468
>>166286431
>>166286537
>posts 3 times in a row pretending to be multiple people
>still not getting the joke
yeah, I'm now 100% certain ill see you in alterac valley doing 2hand fury pvp with ice barb spear lol.
>>166286664
and yes, if they expect to be taken seriously they should tank. if theyre okay with sitting in pre-raid bis gear forever then be a dps.

>>166286664
I kick any warriors from my group that insist on being DPS

Why should we all have to wait for a tank because you're too much of an autist to slap on a shield and do it yourself?

>>166286664
Welcome to Hybrid classes in Vanilla, bitch

Are there any good totem tracking addons?

I've just been using luna's totem bar but it keeps giving lua errors

>>166286618
pretty sure shaman tanks get imp shocks because the threat from earth shock.

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>>166286686
>forced to do nothing but MC for months
>meanwhile oldbulls and clearing BWL every week and preparing for AQ40

>>166286727
>>166286747
>>166286798
>>166286814
min-maxing in a 12 year old game

wew lad

>>166286856
>playing a tank class just to pretend to be a rogue
wew lad.

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>>166286856
>a warrior tanking is min-maxing

>>166286856
>Wasting your own time for the enjoyment of randoms

Why would I bother?

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>>166286856
You see anon, this is why you never raid.

>>166286952
>every class should only play the very best spec
lol?

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Why do WoW horses look so malnourished?

I want a strong beefy horse mount

>>166286747
>he thinks all those posts were mine
it just keeps getting sadder

>>166286990
whats so hard to grasp about that? youre a waste of resources if you don't. literally quit the game if you cant accept not being accepted because you want to be different.

>>166286990
oh my god just stop

>>166287141
>>166287073
>minmaxing in a version of the game where the first raid can be cleared by not max level characters in greens

wew lad

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>>166287073
>>166287141
>falling for this weak bait
what is wrong with you

>min-maxing fags

Kill yourselves

You can do MC with 40 paladins easily, why the fuck would you min-max? What is even the point of playing if you just play with spastics for MUH GEAR on a server that wont make it two years

>rushes to 60
>gets BiS
>only raids with optimal people for the optimal roles with optimal gear
>has them fill out a 50 page questionnaire before joining their esteemed raid group
>finally finishes the raid 10 hours later because min-maxers are retarded
>would have finished earlier if they just invited the balance druid because people that play this game for fun are highly intelligent

>>166287209
>MERELY PRETENDING
off yourself

>>166287010
>still tries to win after being btfo
just it keeps getting more sadder.

>>166287207
>>166287217
this is your average ret paladin

>>166287250
why are you so upset about someone playing the game differently from the way you want it to be played?

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>he doesn't have Broken Tooth
sad!

>>166287278
>he's literally making things up now
i can't believe being proven wrong on a Chinese basket weaving forum means so much to you.

>>166287305
you already exposed yourself why even try to continue

>>166287360
that was obviously someone else, please answer my question

why are you concerned about minmaxing for 8 months of a raid that sub 60s in greens can easily down the first try

>>166287207
yes because if I minmax I can have less people because they're more efficient resulting in greater loot and benefits for us THAT PLAY THE GAME THE RIGHT WAY

There's going to be 6 months of MC and there's no guarantee that the server will even last that long

Rushing to 60 now and AFKing in Ironforge for 6 months is retarded

>>166287473
>implying im not rushing to 60 on a hard class so i can take it slow on an easy class

>>166287431
>always pick human warrior and rogue is playing the game the right way
min max fags are this stupid about a 12 year old video game, whose hardest content could be done without pre-raid bis or fire resistance.

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friendly reminder ret paladins will never raid

except rhox

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>>166287710
he's going to use nightfall atleast right?

How to move the quest lists with questie ?

It's in the middle of my screen and I can't move it even with the shit commands

>>166287980
Ctrl-Shift-drag

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOMEONE TELL ME SOME MOBS THAT WILL PUT A MAGIC DEBUFF ON ME SO THAT I CAN SET UP DECURSIVE PROPERLY

I need some mob that will debuff me with fucking anything magic that a Felhunter can dispel, just so that it appears in the decursive window, because I'm editing the fucking .lua to fit my UI better.

>done every ironforge quest up to and including badlands
>still not even revered

JUST

>>166287308
Grimlic fuck off and stop spamming the guild chat. No one likes you.

>>166287217
tfw to intelligente to mix-max

>>166287710
>letting a worthless spec into your raid
Do Alliance really do this?

>Big horde groups looking for easy lowbie kills and never fight alone
haha epic world pvp

Anyone have a feeling that they are faking ques now? Just an observation, but I have logged in 3 times now, waited till DC, and then instantly requed. Each time I have gotten the exact same que amount, resting at the 1.4k mark. And all this week, and a few days after the launch of the new server, there was little to no que (max around 400-500 at best). I don't think it's possible to have a perfect exact 1.4k que for 2.5-3 hours straight. Unless they have bots running to keep the que afloat (perhaps chinks are botting the ques), which would be the same as making a fake que (not uncommon with servers like warmane, aka molten). Has anyone else noticed this?

>>166288136
wow i'm really a retard .
I try every combination possible but this one .

thanks mate

>>166288761
I've had queues of varying lengths, so no not really

>>166288761
Without throwing insults. Its only you dude, I had a 48 que then a 500 que today. and the chinks are sleeping (those that do)

>>166288761
no. your a fucking idiot the population is absolutly real

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>>166288584
jealous hunter spotted

>>166288998
you're fucking annoying seth, please fuck off

no one wants to hear what fucking fatass fast food you're eating today or how you don't have money for mount

you literally throw your shitty little anecdotes in between actual conversation and get ignored every time

>>166275874
can someone give me a tier list of the specs for vanilla please? why was the leveling guide removed :(

>>166289096
Mage (every spec) > all

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>tfw TBC is objectively the best WoW but the vanilla hype train has no breaks

>>166287308
I thought 1.12.1 was after they normalized pet attack speeds. I mean it's got all the other changes the patch brought but not this one?

>>166283557
thats not what i mean at all

>felstrike drops
>hunter needs

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>>166289206
>theres good servers for every era of wow except TBC
This really grinds my gears

>>166289206
tru

>>166289404
>good
>private servers

pick one

>>166289237
2.0.3

>15 minute queu

>lol, a lvl 12 mob dropped food that requires lvl 25
>welcome to vannilla wow =D

I'll take "shit that never actually happened in vanilla" for 100 Alex

I get so triggered by these fucking assholes excusing every bug by blaming vanilla

Sorry for the noob question but what's the difference between all the servers? Which one is the latest?

FRESH OR FRESHFRESH KEKS?

>>166286664
You're an obnoxious faggot.

Reroll now if you really believe you will dps in PVE.

For the threat your specs generates you can have 3 mages nonstop spamming their crap without getting even close to your threat level.

And guess what, the gear you'd to dps is not even a game. Warriors perform HORRIBLE below max level, even Priests have better clearspeed and less downtime. The only way Arms can deal damage is by criting constantly and fury needs ridiculous gear to compete with shittier geared rogues.

>muh minmaxing

If you believe that your damage output below level 60 is anywhere close to that of a mage or rogue you're fucking stupid.
You're literally wasting 1 server slot right now with your cuck presence pretending to be something that you are not. Log off and rethink your life you cancerous abomination of a reddit shitter.

>when ff lefts russian rogues take the flag and his pre loses

>>166289690
You're now so far behind the pack that it doesn't really matter. Either way you're getting into massively overpopulated zones, just have to decide if you like times square or bangladesh levels of shoulder rubbing.

>>166287340
>he still thinks his words mean something
cant you just accept your epic loss?

>log in
>1400 queue

YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES TOLD ME IT WAS DEAD

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how's this for a leveling rogue?

i was following the leveling specs on the OP but it got removed so I tried to recreate it as much as I remember

>>166288193
>FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOMEONE TELL ME SOME MOBS THAT WILL PUT A MAGIC DEBUFF ON ME SO THAT I CAN SET UP DECURSIVE PROPERLY
>
>I need some mob that will debuff me with fucking anything magic that a Felhunter can dispel, just so that it appears in the decursive window, because I'm editing the fucking .lua to fit my UI better.
??????

TELL ME FFS


Also, how do I make a backdrop transparent in xml?

<Backdrop name="$parentBackdrop" bgFile="Interface\AddOns\Decursive\BackDrop.tga" tile="true">
<TileSize>
<AbsValue val="16"/>
</TileSize>
</Backdrop>

I need this to be at 75%, and making the actual .tga transparen't doesn't work, maybe if it was .png? I can't figure out how to do it from http://wowwiki.wikia.com/wiki/XML/Backdrop

>>166289785
>this fucking mad he still can't clear 12 year old content that people cleared a week after server launch

LMFAO

>>166289901
try this one my friend

http://db.vanillagaming.org/?talent#fhe0oxZMxEdbVz0fo

>>166275874
>pfUI
why the fuck aren't my settings saving? the fucking firstrun prompt keeps coming up and everytime i reload i have to fill all the shit out again

should i get a gathering prof or are those pointless due to mass amount of chinks? should I just take my crafting prof and buy gold to level it?

>>166289879
this is pretty funny senpai I don't think I've ever wrecked a rogue as hard as i did you.

>>166289974
>this fucking mad he still can't clear

stop projecting and get cucked by rogues rolling on Dal'Rend my man.

>>166289901
Go sub for camouflage, it will make contested zone a lot smoother

>>166275930
you jumped outside SFK and that is the hillsbrad border >:)

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>>166289952
I have this so far btw, if anyone wants a version of Decursive with better bars, I will try to put a nicer backdrop as soon as I can figure out the transparency.

>>166287004
>>>/skyrim/

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Is this an alright spec for now as I'm leveling?

>>166287073
what if i want to have fun

>>166290118
>the wanna-be rogue dps warrior thinks he can kill a rogue
topkek