/utg/ - Undertale General

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Marry this skeleton!

>>166214045
*Divorce*

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>>166214045
This one's cuter

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royal fish

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I like Asgore and I want to kiss him!

>>166214045
You misspelled MURDER

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>>166214045
dont look

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I love this fish

>>166214167
>Underfell being PC
????

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>>166214160
*One night stand*
>>166214167
Polygamy!

Come join the fun it's fun here together yes it certainly is without any doubt fun being one with others who are one with you because you're one with them and it's fun because it's a real get together and you're all happy when together and you will never be alone again and you will always be happy and you will always have fun while you're happy together why do you still resist you are not happy with others and you are not having fun but you would if you joined us and we would be together for all eternity and have fun while together and be happy while we're together isn't that fun isn't that what fun is it surely is and you cannot doubt it or even disprove that people don't have fun while they are together or that they are not happy when they are having fun together while they are together to have fun and be happy together do you still think that this is a bad idea when it's not a bad idea you think it is and it's actuallly not a bad idea it's a very good one because you'll be happy with us and we will be together just come join the fun and be happy and be with us together for all eternity while having fun and being happy together it's such a wonderful idea you have no idea how great this idea is you're probably thinking it's a bad idea when it's actually not a bad idea it's a very good idea you have no idea how great it is when you're together with someone and you have fun for all eternity while being happy with each other together come join the fun eternal pleasure will be yours for all eternity while you're with us together having fun and being happy come join the fun come join the fun come join the fun know the joy of eternal pleasure you will know it if you join us please join us please we are not lonely but more company is always better come join the fun please join us join the fun

>>166214418
4chan in a post

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DATE START

>>166214418
Ok you convinced me

>>166214367
I like the part where Sans face fucks Papyrus afterwards.

when can i fuck the goat

>>166214513
DATE END

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>>166214297
I like Toriel and I want to kiss her!

>>166214507
Needs more dicks

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Flowey for anons pleasure

>>166214410
[/spoiler]Would you call after?
>>166214418
Memoryhead is that you?

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>>166214513

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>>166214045
That skeleton is for dom

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>>166214638
No.

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>>166214823
SKELETON VORE

Ok I might be more accepting today than usual

But I would totally have sex with most undertales
even if I got killed/eaten afterwards.

>>166214958
You got sauce on that, famalam?

>>166214986
Pls no I don't want to get hurt
proceed

>>166214958
That post has enough autism.

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Skelefaggotry you say?

>>166215185
Mspg, why?

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>>166213146
Sounds like Flowey has been teaching Undyne to cook who then passed it on to Papyrus.

>>166214547
me too

>>166215098
https://twitter.com/toriel10/status/718583915150094336

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DATING

>>166215185
not faggotry
dominance
vorish dominance

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>>166214985
YES

>>166215375
Excellent, thank you.

>>166215256
mspg unironically loves ammazolie

>>166215382
now this is a date i could get behind

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>>166215452
No!

For the ones i didn't take their requests, resend them. I'm already done.

>>166215469
can you guys just tell its him from the filenames or what? christ

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>>166215625
Yes!

>>166215657
Sans teasing smol anon with his teeth, fangs and ecto-tongue

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The spider a cute! CUTE!!!

>>166215721
I strongly disagree with this notion.

>>166215690
Well, considering he's the only person who has like sentence-long descriptions or death grips references as file names, yes

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>>166215469
I do not.
Some of the shit I like because I'm a fucking deviant but probably 80% of her stuff is full retard. But I keep some of it for shitposting purposes.

>>166215690
when someone is an attentionwhore and avatarfags like that it is easy to recognize them

>>166215791
>this is what we've become

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>>166215563
They're the cutest thing in Hotland

>>166215793
But can the spider defeat an equally matched spider of cuteness from another universe where that spider is as equally cute?

>>166215793
No? No!

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>>166215861
We've been this since September of '15. We're just not hiding it anymore.

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science friends

>>166215793
No!
She's a cutie pie!
* made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders!*

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>>166215690
It's easy though. You see it once or twice and then recognize him.
no one will ever forgive me for finding him hot.
>>166215452
This is the MOST sexual thing you can do to a Flower!
*kiss*

>>166214513
This only reminds me of the fact that contributors to one the planned Undertale Datings Sims chimped out over Chara being portrayed as a mental parasite in Frisk's route and did one of those always-amusing tirades, releasing the storyline out of spite as well.

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>>166215452
Do not!

>>166215861
More like it's resurfacing now. Everything used to be so much worse like at the beginning of last year. I hope it dies out again.

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>tfw I've gotten five new high quality dad pictures today
Feels good desu

What are you guys up to this evening?

>>166216062
I wish you would keep it in /y/ or /trash/.

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>>166216096
>no one will ever forgive me for finding him hot.

>>166215861
sansfags were the original cringiest posters

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>>166215861
I really have to ask.

Would ectodick actually be better?
Let me have my trash headcan- imagination.

>>166215657
MKid eating a hamburger

>>166216062
/utg/ was far worse back then

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>>166215791

>>166216153
Well yeah the actual lewds go there. Teasing has always been posted here.

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>>166214045
>>166214167
>>166214410
>>166214513

i think mspg is an alright dude from the times i have interacted with them, and who can really blame someone for wanting attention?

ultimately it is about how you go about getting the attention you want that is most important, and he has improved his art skills considerably while he has been here, but i have also not been posting or lurking for a while so while this does not excuse any obnoxious or overly aggressive attention seeking it at least shows that something came of it, that and i generally think they have an alright personality

who knows i might just make a great attention seeking faggot and not realize it thus making me unconsciously sympathize with them

>>166216230
They still are. All the skeleton posters are complete trash

>>166216142
i just beat an ugly ass boss so im gonna eat a sandwich, post undertale and jerk off

>>166216207
I know /utg/ but I can't help myself.
Do you disagree?

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>>166216142
i got a ton of art of my favs and lots of other characters today, i was on a saving spree earlier but now im eating toast and gonna watch some stuff and lurk since this thread isnt looking too good

>>166216493
Not all at once...Right?

>>166216438
UNDAH TAYLE

>>166216504
never seen your ugly mug, if you are attention seeking enough to post it i am willing to give an honest opinion

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>>166216289

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>>166216362
el mao tao

Thanks.

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>>166216451
>being this mad about your shit taste

>>166216554
yes his first shitty undertale comics were still probably my favorite things from him but you know, maybe you can have that kind of ambition for something else but with better ability now

life is a building blocks set

>>166216547
depends on if i wanna play more games later or not

>>166216142
had fun last thread discussing stuff, got a ton of new art saved from twitter, time for real world responsibilities

>>166216547
>He doesn't have a monitor for /utg/, a monitor for gayman, and a monitor for porn
>He doesn't have space on his desk for a sandwich
baka desu senpai

>>166215657
Shyren growing legs

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>>166216593
Anon that's not even me

You'll never get a picture of me

>>166215969
Maybe not, but the alternate spider would not defeat the real spider either! They would realize fighting is pointless and join forces against a greater evil. After all, why would they be fighting to begin with?
>>166216034
I say "No" to your "No"! It's the truth!
>>166216075
Yes! That too!

>>166216438
>he has improved his art skills considerably
look, we can argue on a lot of behavioral things and shit, but I honestly think SAI was the worst thing that has ever happened to MSPG, as his art was usually odd-but-recognizable before hand and took a nosedive into artwork that frequently looks like the result of a midnight escapade between Zdzislaw Beksinski and someone trying to draw with broken hands and fingers. It's not that he can't portray something, it's that avant-garde and post-modern don't even begin to describe random fucking shapes and squiggles that require a sanity check just to properly look at.

Would you still love your favorite if they were 8 and you found their secret drawing notebook where they obsessively drew the same character over and over in progressively more degenerate and violent situations

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>>166216892

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Chara burpfic?

>>166216593
Sorry not that brave.
My friends keep wondering why I have not gotten laid tho if that indicates anything

>>166217314
Is their art improving? Would I be able to commission them in the future to draw lewds?

>>166217314
they sound like me so yes i would still love them

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>>166217212
>random fucking shapes and squiggles that require a sanity check just to properly look at.

>>166217320
Fucking kek.

>>166216712
What's there to be mad about? I just find your skeleton wank annoying and wish it was used on a different far better character

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nice

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>>166217212
>it's that avant-garde and post-modern don't even begin to describe random fucking shapes and squiggles that require a sanity check just to properly look at

Anon I think I love you

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>>166217539

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Goat

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>>166217753
that would only work if there was a better character

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Robutt and Undyne - as requested by one anon in last thread.

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>>166218061
But he is a bad character and also easy to beat

>>166215657
Muffet webbing her pants at school

What if MSPG fucked an anon?

>>166218221
They would have tons of MSPG children.

>>166218152
>Easy to beat
Factually incorrect

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>>166215793

>>166218221
I did

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sleeping w/gote

>>166218273
>gays
>having kids
Shut up shithead.

>>166218061
Actually Undyne, Alphys, Flowey and Asgore all all better and more interesting characters with more stuff to explore and talk about. The skeletons just appeal to people who like to jerk off over power levels and enjoy Mary Sues

>>166218317
>2017
>still loses to sans

>>166218419
Sorry, my dear anon.

>>166218437
>Implying you can beat Sans
I bet you think you can spare Toriel too, faggot

>>166218429
so start a discussion instead of complaining

>>166218371
me jelly

>>166218061
>unironically responding to sorielfag and his faggot concerntrolling

>>166214958
That is a ridiculously well toned and hot body with a ridiculously lazy head on that mom. It bothers me.

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>>166218317
>he never beat sans

Anon it's literally just muscle memory

>>166218638
hi jelly, me anon

>>166218769
What makes you think I haven't beaten him?

>>166218630
Well I was in the middle of a discussion that you very rudely intrupted so that you could bitch about how I wasn't showing proper respect to your favorite. If anything maybe you should try relaxing and not getting so mad at other peoples opinions?

>>166218429
Undyne is just hotblooded anime fish
Alphys is just annoying weeb liar
Flowey is just an edgelord
Asgore is just a kid murderer

sans is left intentionally mysterious but with enough there to encourage speculation without any concrete answers, he's made for speculation and exploration

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>>166218202
Okay, have fun. No more.

>>166218903
>This is what all Sansfags actually believe
wew

>>166218856
Jelly the unsexed.

>>166218874
Saying he's hard.
He's not.

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>>166218903
>yfw everyone else is a shitty one-dimmensional character

>>166219140
ah a new boss i must conquer sexually

anybody want a pizza

Who else loved the scene where Sans convinced Alphys to have an abortion without telling Undyne by telling her what a bad parent she would be

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Too much Sanses.
There, there, more Royal Guards.

I like how if you poke a Sansfag the right way you can easily get them to admit that they don't care about any other character aside from Sans and have them show how shitty they are.

Truly the most dickish characterfag. Of course I expect him to try and backpedal about how he was just joking soonish

>>166219147
In terms of relativity, he's harder than any other boss you face. Asgore, Undyne, Flowey - all total pushovers. Sans is the only fight where your opponent doesn't pull any punches.

None of this would be happening if Asgore was my dad.

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but consider this:
MADJICK

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>>166219274
me!

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>>166219318
>implying there is only one of us

>>166219412
NEEDS
MORE
ART

>>166219318
>Implying I'm joking
Everyone's shit but Sans. This is fact.

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>>166219323
>Sans is the only fight where your opponent doesn't pull any punches

Undyne wasn't pulling any punches, she was just not as strong as my determination. No monster is.

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>>166219410
None of this would be happening if Asgore was my husband

>>166219274
what kind

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>>166219554
YES

>>166219274
Me! Even a margherita will do

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>>166219616
>Blushing Asgore.

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>>166219613
so she's just not as strong as sans

>>166218353
Who said the spider can't be cute and rad at the same time? I bet she'll get those tapes and SKATE letters in no time!

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>>166219724
It's too cute. Just like Asgore himself

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>>166219412

>>166219784
Define strong.
She can certainly take more hits than Sans.
And doesn't fall asleep like an idiot.

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>>166219784
Sans can only do one damage, anon. He also only has 1 DEF.
Nigga's a weak bitch.

>>166219973
Canonically the tier list goes

Sans
(Reader Name)
Undyne

>>166219784
>would take 20 turns to kill pacifist Frisk, because KR means jack shit against LV 1
>strongest

Sans is a pretty good counter against high LV characters, but the moment we're talking pacifist Frisk, Undyne and Asgore would be much greater concerns.

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>>166220016
>1 damage per frame
>hp and defense is meaningless as he's the only monster that dodges
good try though

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>>166219973

>it's a Sansfags wank off over meaningless power levels.
Can't you guys take it to /v/ or /y/? Some of us actually like more than just him

>>166219537
Stop responding to the shitposter.
>>166219576
Cut this shit out too.

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>>166220029
But I beat Sans

So it should go:
Me
Asriel God of Hyperdeath
Omega Flowey
Glyde
Sans
Undying

>>166220264
Actually it's more like
>Sansfag thinks he's being clever and smart by being obnoxious because he was triggered that a poster dare say that Sans isn't amazing and perfect

God I wish they would fuck off

>>166219973
>>166220016
>>166220061
He can avoid your attacks, he has a wide array of attacks, and it's not just the KR you have to watch out for, his attacks don't give you any immunity frames, so he's able to rip through you as long as the attack connects for more than just a fraction of a second. Your only chance at beating him is hoping you can outlast him. I've said it before and I'll say it again, dumb brawn doesn't make a character the strongest.

And with that, these threads are officially /sthg/ levels of shit.

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Reminder that sans is literally perfect and is the best character to ever be conceived in any work of fiction ever.

>>166220628
>and it's not just the KR you have to watch out for, his attacks don't give you any immunity frames
Do people not realize that the poison effect is actually a good thing?
If he was just doing a flat 1 damage every frame instead of 1 damage of poison, it'd be a fuckload harder.

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>>166220628
>I've said it before and I'll say it again, dumb brawn doesn't make a character the strongest.
You can really tell how dumb people are when they don't get this. Stats don't mean anything when he is the smartest fighter and makes all of those things meaningless in fighting him.

www.strawpoll.me/12165248

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>>166220628
>Your only chance at beating him is hoping you can outlast him

Or
You know
Dodging

And then landing one single hit

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This probably has been asked plenty of times, but is there any possibilty that we get more Undertale stuff any time soon? Undertale 2? An anime? A spin-off game?

I'd love to play a game, for example, as Undyne fighting her way to the top of the Royal Guard
Or a game where you play as Muffet and fight other spider leaders to unite all the spider clans
A shot game about Gaster's story would be cool as well, you could play as him and do experiments until you meet you demise
Heck, even a game with Grillby's perspective where you serve drinks to people, trying to satisfy them, listen to their stories and give them advice leading to different consequences would be top-tier


Also, tier list imo (keep in mind I could be wrong, like any human):
1. God of Hyperdeath
2. Sans (only vs Chara or very evil people, his KR wouldn't do shit against, for example, Undyne since she's a hero. Also, his stats are much inferior to Undyne's, he's a one hit kill against her)
3. Undyne the Undying

I don't know the specifics of Glyde, so I can't put him in the list. And Omega Flowey is gonna get fucked up by the souls sooner or later

>>166220904
...Yes, that's what I was implying by outlasting him.

Actually, come to think of it, you outlast him then strike, and he STILL dodges. Chara has to cheat for you and attack him outside of your turn to actually hit him. You can't beat Sans unless you can fight dirty like him.

>>166221034
>Chara has to cheat for you

Nah man all me

>>166220986
>is there any possibilty that we get more Undertale stuff any time soon
Toby has promised a new game that may or may not be undertale related, an Alarm Clock app, and a couple comics.
We're not getting any of them.

Undyne is best character because her content is the most fun and the best done
Flowey is second best character because he has the most growth and the most emotinal growth
Asgore is third best character because his content is fucking excellent and he's interesting because no one has quite the same opinion about him. People's opinions about him vary from he's great kind monster that deserves mercy and love that was just trying his best to help his people to he's a complete monster that should be hated and mocked.
Alphys is 4th best character because of the character growth she has and how radically she can change depending on your actions

Sans and Papyrus are boring meme characters

>>166220986
Nothing from Toby, but there is a good Underfell fangame making good progress.

Human only swings, shoot, throw or hit their enemies, and only once time without cheating.
Monsters can attack the times they want with weapons, magic or whatever they want.

So yeah, Sans can be easily beaten by a normal monster, or by a skilled human that didn't gained LOVE.

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>>166220986
Though it would be nice to get more undertale, i think that anything "official" from toby would seem like a bit of a... fan service, so to speak.
I like his work, but i don't want him to milk it to death. The fans are taking good care of it.

I just imagined a undertale fangame in style of CoC for some reason...

>>166221431
I'm looking forward to the Dreemurr Reborn game, myself, but all the talk I've seen of the Underfell game, here, has gotten me interested in playing it, as well.

>>166220986
Was about to bring up the KR element to Sans, myself, since it does seem to suggest that his offensive strength is dependent upon the past actions of his opponents.

>>166221034
Do we actually know if his damage/frame thing is a part of his regular attack, or because of high LV opponent? Because I don't think that's ever stated. He clearly ran out of options by the end of the fight with just tossing Frisk around like a ragdoll, and even if he did dodge the last attack, that very clearly looks more like he's a light sleeper, than some 6th sense bullshit.

I really do like Sans and his battle mechanic in general, but there are a lot of things that could fuck him up severely and I dislike when they get ignored. Hell, I'm not even sure he could beat Omega Flowey, depending on when (or if) the souls would rebel.

Not making the character into god is not making them worse, just keeping him leveled.

>>166218942
I can't believe these made me laugh. Thanks anon.

>>166221892
>Not making the character into a god is not making them worse
You're wasting your breath. Sansfags are literal children that don't understand how flaws make someone or something more interesting. To them a character only has value if he's perfect or if his flaws actually make him better and cooler.

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>>166222041
<3

What are you guys doing?

>>166221892
See I get that, but I really don't know where all this nonsense about him only being dangerous against high LV people is coming from. We don't even know what KR stands for or how it works. All we know is his attacks ignore immunity frames and have a poison effect
I guess technically the inverse could be applied since we do technically fight him during the Asriel bossrush. Makes me wonder.

If we're being technical then yes OF / Asriel are more powerful than Sans in that you literally can't kill them due to the power they hold over you. But that's not really fair to consider because they have 6 human souls, one of which is enough to make any monster incredibly powerful.

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I return from jogging. I also got ice cream.

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>>166221216
That doesn't sound too promising... I don't think is gonna be Undertale related...
>alarm clock app
forreal?

>>166221425
I like this guy

>>166221431
Sounds great. Is there any schedule for it? Like, is it just starting development or...?

>>166221730
Yeah, milking a franchise is definitely bad, but... This is so good you just want more and can't help it. You know you want more Mettaton

>CoC
Play as Asgore and summon the different monsters to beat the enemy King. It'd be a shitty mobile game, but I know I'd play it

>>166221856
Exactly, I'd say he only faces you in the geno run because
1. He absolutely has to or you'll destroy everything, he can't keep being lazy
2. Your murders made him strong enough to stop you or try to

>>166222365
>I return from jogging
Good progress!
>I also got ice cream
aaaaaand it's gone

>>166222380
Stop being an asshole.

>>166222329
Those arent sans attacks in the lost souls fight. Just papyrus'.

>>166222380
>Clash of Clans
I thought he was talking about Corruption of Champions...

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>>166222457
I give myself a sweet a month to keep up morale.

Undertale

>>166222380
Oh darling - i think you got your CoCs wrong.
I meant corruption of champions.

>>166222309
Arguing

>>166222365
I kept your kids safe as you told me to last thread

>>166222482
Oh, why am I being an asshole, dear anon? Please explain

>>166222590
oh

>>166222691
I... didn't know that game, sorry...

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>>166222838
I saw, they didn't even get lewded. I am impressed.

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>>166222838
>I... didn't know that game, sorry...

You must go into this with both eyes open
http://fenoxo.com/

>>166222838
You know exactly the reason, you do it every time you're here. Knock it off.

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>>166222838
That was kind of a joke, but...
Ah, fuck it. Look it up. You're in for a wild ride.

>>166222974
I'm even better at taking kids than goatmom :^)

>>166223006
>>166223148
That is... a lot of tits
wew...

>>166223101
>You know exactly the reason
I don't. I swear.

>>166223417
>>166222974
taking care of kids*
CoC is distracting me and I can't write properly...

>>166222329
>See I get that, but I really don't know where all this nonsense about him only being dangerous against high LV people is coming from. We don't even know what KR stands for or how it works. All we know is his attacks ignore immunity frames and have a poison effect

To also be fair, that's be like assuming Undyne can get up from any kind if injury and go Undying, which clearly isn't the case for the Neutral routes. We never really fight Sans outside of LV 19 in the final corridor and due to the whole attack form being named Karmic Retribution, it's not really hard to just assume that its power lowers in effectiveness the less LV you have. It might even be one of the reasons he doesn't just blast you the moment you step through the Ruins, even though he can confirm your LV at any point.

I just like to err more on the side of him having limitations, than assuming he's just 80% godmode all the day every day. I can buy that he's really powerful, but it's more compelling if his power still remains situational.

>>166223417
>I'm even better at taking kids than goatmom :^)
To be fair a retarded monkey is better at taking care of their kids than Toriel

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>>166223560
>CoC is distracting me and I can't write properly...
Yes...
Yeeeees!

>>166222309
Designing a werewolf the appoclypse character I'll never get to actually play because those fucking /v/ threads have gotten me hyped even though the game won't come out for at least a few years and will most likely be shit

>>166223560
>>166223849
CoC is brilliantly named.
CoC = Cock, people are slaves for it in the game.

>>166224120
I forget, can you end up with udders in that game
I swear I played some porn game and got really pissed because every run my character had udders

>>166220986
The only thing I'm really looking forward to now is the Dreemurr Reborn fangame.

>>166221730
I concur.

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>not getting a dragon friend
>Not drinking his blood and fucking him in order to become a dragon yourself
>Not abusing the desert city gym to get max strength stat and a lizard boyfriend to teach you all the light magic spells
>Not then single handly murdering all the demons and corrupted monsters with a giant mace
>Then after saving the day retiring with your QT lizard mage husbando and your tsundere dragon friend
You guys aren't playing CoC right

>>166222329
You can kill OF. This is what happens at the end of the fight. But that is only if he lets you live for more than a fraction of a second and he's gonna reload upon death anyway.

>>166223849
>>166224120
So... I'm a mercenary now. I feel like I haven't put enough thought in my character-creating decisions... I might try again, I'm not satisfied
I'm gonna get addicted to this, aren't I?

>>166224794
What kind of game are y'all getting me into?!

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>>166224794
Anon that's pretty much what I do
But as a human

>>166224221
Yeah sounds like CoC.

>>166222309
Trying not to fall asleep while listening to wow music and failing miserably. Probably gonna go to bed now.

>>166225028
Its seems I accidentally picked TITS first
All of this sounds so wrong...

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>look up corruption of champions
>oh god what the fuck

Spaghetti tastes good.

>>166225035
>As a human
Gross
>>166225028
>What kind of game are you getting me into
The kind that is also surprisingly fun to play even if you aren't jacking off to it

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>>166224794
How about TiTS?
I always thought that it would be a better game for me (for obvious reasons) bot for some reason i just can't get into it.
Am i the only one? Am i playing it wrong or something?

>>166225028
Don't worry - you will have lots of opportunities to change some things in your character.

>I'm gonna get addicted to this, aren't I?
Speaking of addiction...
You character can get addicted to Minotaur cum and it can get so bad that it will end the whole game.

>All those posts about CoC and TiTS
Oh god...
WHAT HAVE I DONE!?

>>166225352
Spaghetti is delicious as long as it is not Papyrus's.

>>166225217
I listened to the legion soundtrack a couple times, its fucking great.
my favorite music is in the Halls of Valor
If youre gping to sleep then good night

>>166225380
Don't worry anon. Everyone here was a degenerate already. You didn't make anything worse.

>>166225352
I have always hated spaghetti

>>166220986
>Sans (only vs Chara
>Sans fights Chara

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>>166225356
>not admitting that humans are the master race

>>166225352
All pasta is great

>>166225356
Oh well... I guess I'm going to play CoC now, see you later

>>166225380
Minotaur...
Dear Mettatonfriend, this is messed up.
I'm going to play the fuck outta it anyway.

>>166222380
>forreal
Yes.
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1002143342/undertale/posts/529045

Canon power levels:
>Absolute God of Hyperdeath
>Omega Flowey
>Flowey
>Undyine the Undying
>Asgore
>Toriel
>Mettaton
>Undyne
>Papyrus
Impossible to determine:
>Chara (should be above Frisk, but they can cheat)
>Sans (should be below everyone, but he cheats)
>Frisk (should be above all monsters, but they fight with intent to cause pain and not outright kill, leaving their full potential up to speculation)
>Napstablook (should be above Papyrus, but they never attack with intent to kill)
>Gaster (never fought, but his stats are very high in the remaining data)

There.

>>166225380
TiTs has shitty aliens that don't even sound hot and are pretty much just the generic green skin women
>Nonstandard gameover
You can get a few of those. I got one where I got turned into the leader of the wild hunts favorite hound and at one point an ending where I was changed into a hellhound that was bound to some demon lord
>>166225578
Dragons are objectively the best magical creature

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>>166225725
>Dragons are objectively the best magical creature
this guy gets it

>>166225725
>I got one where I got turned into the leader of the wild hunts favorite hound and at one point an ending where I was changed into a hellhound that was bound to some demon lord

That sounds like a piece of dark souls lore.

>>166225689
>regular Flowey that high

>Chara cheats

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>>166225725
To fuck sure, but Humans are canonically the most OP and best

>>166225689
Gaster would be ass to fight, with the stats he has, and would be negative for your EXP gains and money


HP
666666*
AT
66666
DF
66666
EXP On Kill
-6666
Gold On Win
-6666

>>166225830
>That alphys in lower-right corner
Farewell, my sides!

>>166225927
Exactly, you can't gain anything from killing nothing, and you only hurt yourself for trying.

>>166225927
>Skeletonfags are so retarded and autstic that they think those joke stats are canon
wew

>>166225927
So would Gaster level you down? You would lose LOVE, wonder how that would work since you could kill monsters equal to 6666 EXP and then kill Gaster and be back at 0.

>>166225887
Flowey can deal 19 points of damage (most likely much more considering his intent was to scare you first) with a single bullet and he is completely immune to killing intent, giving him the best offence and defence out of all main characters.

Attacking outside of your turn multiple times and attacking before the fight even starts is cheating.

>>166225927
So, he basically steals your money as a final "fuck you"?

>people think the holy frisk can do no wrong

>>166226457
>He hasn't seen Bully pacifist
You can beat pretty much any monster within an inch of their life, and be a massive dick. That's part of Frisk's thing.

>>166226457
non-murderous but dickish frisk best frisk

>>166226187
>Attacking outside of your turn multiple times and attacking before the fight even starts is cheating.
Chara is their own separate entity at that point, they could have initiated the battle without Frisk. Ditto for when they attack when Sans dodges.

Also, Flowey gets BTFO'd by Toriel with one fireball, and mentions he had trouble with Sans.

>>166226394
Welp, headcanoning those stats now.
Gaster stealing your wallet is the best.

>>166226163
>skeletonfags
>post about gaster and only gaster

>>166225651
>2013
How come the alarm app isn't out yet?!

>>166226692
Don't encourage him.

>>166226672
>they could have initiated the battle without Frisk
How? Frisk walks to Sans, shit goes down.
Frisk goes everything else in genocide why would Sans be different?

>>166226720
Because Toby's a fucking fag.

>>166226692
>Implying anyone but skeletonfags care about Gaster or power levels
Go jack off to your Mary Sues on /y/ and leave the thread in peace

>>166225380
Excuse me, uhm... I know I shouldn't talk about CoC in here any longer but...
Do I actually have to kill the monsters? Can't I just weaken them and let them go? I'm feeling bad for a poor goblin girl I'm fighting...

>>166226672
That is still cheating. It was Sans' turn. You can't attack more than once either.

Flowey is simply knocked away by the fireball and we don't know what kind of trouble he had with Sans. All we know is that Flowey reset several times because of him. It could be something mundane and unrelated to fights. He tried everything possible, remember? Sans being in the wrong place at the wrong time or not being in the right place at the right time could have messed up his run enough to reset. It would be hard to predict his actions until Flowey learned everything about him.

>>166227060
You don't kill things for the most part in CoC.

>>166227060
Oh no - you can go with pacifist route.
Weaken them and them fuck them.

See? Turns out it is slightly related to undertale.
I'm joking, obviously.

>>166226672
>Also, Flowey gets BTFO'd by Toriel with one fireball, and mentions he had trouble with Sans.

He's a physical being now like Frisk, so that fireball was more of a surprise than anything else. Trouble with Sans could be anything, though it's likely he always fought him once he had LV, meaning he was weaker by default. We don't actually know his regular states, he might be weak or strong for all we know, but it's likely he operates under the same general idea as Frisk.

>>166225689
Improved:
>Chara
>Azathoth
>Frisk
>Absolute God of Hyperdeath
>Omega Flowey
>Undyne the Undying
>Asgore
>Flowey (wasn't able to kill Asgore without help)
>Toriel
>Mettaton
>Undyne
>Papyrus

>>166226795
>>166227069
>Frisk goes everything else in genocide why would Sans be different?
Because the Sans battle was the turning point.

To phrase it like this, just imagine it was both Frisk and Chara fighting Sans, but Chara is still bound to your body. While you are fighting Sans, they just use their turn to *Check or *Act. They wait for the perfect moment to strike, then they *FIGHT. Since they were not bound by Frisk's turn, there would be nothing stopping them from doing it.

>>166227358
>Azathoth
Who? Legit curious.

>>166227589
Cthulhu Mythos, ruler of the Outer Gods
>>166227392
Technically, that influence shines through even before that, stepping without your command, Sans is just the first time this occurs within a fight as well.

>>166227392
Chara is always bound to Frisk's body. And it being Sans' turn would prevent them from attacking.

>>166227358
kek

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Strong dad.

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>>166227870

nice dad!

>>166227589
Two options:

Option 1:
>Highlight word
>Right Click
>"Search google for Azathoth"
Total Time: 10 seconds

Option 2:
>Type out post asking what it is
>Wait two minutes for a response
Total Time: 2 minutes 30 seconds

You could have saved 140 precious seconds of your life you will never get back, and yet for some reason you still picked option 2.

>>166227358
>(wasn't able to kill Asgore without help)
That wasn't his problem. If a child can kill Asgore in one hit with hatred alone, Flowey can do it without even approaching Asgore. What was Flowey's problem is that he couldn't get to the souls because Asgore never revealed them no matter what Flowey tried to do and he didn't trust anyone with that, includin his son, so, he couldn't even get anything out of others. But when you arrive, he reveals the souls and they are free for Flowey to take while Asgore is distracted.

>>166227358
>>166225689
>Canon power levels:
>GUY FIERI
>Jontron
>Q of the Q Continuum
>The Doctor
>Absolute God of Hyperdeath
>Omega Flowey
>Gordon Ramsey
>Flowey
>Undyine the Undying
>Elminster
>Asgore
>Toriel
>Mettaton
>Undyne
>Papyrus
>Biff the Buffoon
>Impossible to determine:
>Isaac
>Warf
>Chara (should be above Frisk, but they can cheat)
>Sans (should be below everyone, but he cheats)
>Frisk (should be above all monsters, but they fight with intent to cause pain and not outright kill, leaving their full potential up to speculation)
>Napstablook (should be above Papyrus, but they never attack with intent to kill)
Fucking Gangster who takes your wallet and your experience
>Gaster (Overpowered thug for life)

>>166227870
You left your name on I want that dad to lift me up and carry me to his bed

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>>166227938
Thanks, my dear momposter.

>>166227358
>Frisk higher than GoHD
Asriel was more powerful he was just a bitch.

>>166227760
...and what does he has to do with Undertale?

jontron

>>166228121
>Implying Elmister is tough shit

>>166228121
>>166227358
>>166225689
None of these include Mkid, the most powerful and useful flashlight monster!

>>166228272
ech

>>166228272
ECH

Would you still love your fave if they crash landed on top of your house like a meteor, destroying half the room you're currently in including whichever device you're accessing utg from?

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the hell is going on in here

>>166228348
Depends, are they 8?

>>166228413
Memes, dank memes.

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>>166228348
Yes.

>>166228348
yeah, this place is a hellhole and I need a new computer anyway

>>166228413
post more ladies

>>166226679
I can make it better.
The reason you lose EXP? He tells Frisk that everything they learned in school is completely worthless once you are in college...or something like that. Then he steals their money.

>>166228562
>shitanon is a dadfag
I don't ever judge anyone but this is pretty funny.

>>166228760
No bully

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>>166228413
Oh, darling...
Don't even ask.
Just run - save yourself from this depravity and corruption that i have unleashed.

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>>166228452
oh i see

carry on then

>>166228348
Yes. How they came into my life would not influence my love for them. Then again, nothing would.

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>>166228760
Okay. But still, i need more of these.

>>166228872
I think dadfags are alright personally, just the connection and stuff is humorous.

>>166228997
I should have been a Sansfag or an Asrielfag
>>166228991
Imgur.com/a/Y4NgD

Gaster is not dadster. He's actually more like Grandpaster/granster. There is a middle generation of skeletons that doesn't matter.

Also he really favour Sans over Papyrus, because he views him as smarter. But he's constantly critical of Sans' laziness. He frequently tries to enlist Sans to be his lab assistant, which Sans doesn't like because it's too much work. Papyrus, on the other hand, always leaps at the opportunity.

>>166229409
Post the cool song, Toby.

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>>166229409
dadster badster

>>166229745
Why are they all blushing?

>>166229861
Because they're fit ta learn the proper meaning of a beatdown. Madness. Chaos in the brain.

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>>166228893
I was so busy looking at her tiddies that I didn't realize her panties are around her knees

catty is fucking l e w d

>>166229948
Thanks MSPG.

>>166229948
Hot steaming ecto chaos.

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You naughty father!

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>>166230015
You're welcome babe

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>>166226679
>>166228580

>>166228580
>He tells Frisk that everything they learned in school is completely worthless once you are in college
So he lies to them? Brutal.

DED

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I wanna sleep on Asgore's belly.

>>166231804
YEAH FIVE FUCKING TIMES NOW STUPID POISON BULLSHIT

>>166231931
Dark Souls?

>>166231929
i wanna sleep in his son's belly

>>166232175
no, undertale. yes

>>166232191
>Implied vore

Uhhhhh i don't know what to say.

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>>166231804
No I'm writing

>>166231931
git gud

>>166232345
theyre assholes that team up 4v1, they should git gud

>>166232305
>Implied

Chara is SCP-682
The anomaly is SCP-76

>>166232305
there's nothing wrong with it

>>166232569
That's why i can't say something.

>>166232553
SCP's dumb as fuck tee bee ache

>>166232553
What SCP is MSPG?
What SCP is Crybleat?
What SCP is Jelly?
What SCP is Broba?
What SCP is He Who Must Not Be Named?
What SCP is Daddy?
What SCP is Twitteranon?