/srg/ - Speedrunning general

real thread:
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>>166124950
>>166124950

>>166125360
no

why didnt you let it die?

post your speedsquares

HOLY FUCKING SHIT!
HUGE SPEEDNEWS!
NOT A DRILL!
I REPEAT: NOT A DRILL!
IT'S SERIOUSLY HAPPENING!

https://www.reddit.com/r/SamandTolki/comments/5p2fm7/a_different_perspective_on_the_sgdq_incident_and/dcnyih4/
SAM POSTS ON THE SAMANDTOLKI SUBREDDIT

>>166125575
the fuck did you just say?

feeling beta so /r/ing stiv memes pls i lost my folder

>>166125048
why did you delete?

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>>166125575
template
>>166125801
blog

cronikeys still single? does she need a boyfriend?

>>166126303
fuck off minion

>>166125705
holy smokes the slut apologist OP

>I don't know how many of you attended Universities with a large night-life, but I certainly did, and I've seen tons of girls get wasted for the first time. I'd wager $1000 that if I dropped any one of these girls in a situation where they are getting drunk for the first time in their lives and surrounded by a bunch of desperate nerdy males in hotel rooms for a weekend, that any of them would end up hooking up with one of these guys regardless of if they were in a relationship or married. Now you add them being married at a young age, sheltered by a Mormon culture, and their husband leaves the state? At this point, I'm willing to wager my life on them cheating. Bottom line is, a married 18 year-old girl should have never been in the situation of getting wasted for the first time in hotel rooms without her husband at some convention out-of-state.

https://kotaku.com/as-games-done-quick-gets-bigger-so-do-its-controversie-1791393815

>you will never be grind monkey like Gunnermaniac

>kotaku
fag

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>>166127727
>kotaku

>>166128280
I dont think I've ever seen a kotaku article from a man.

http://www.speedrun.com/sm64/thread/wi1et - Sm64 debating whether to ban Emulator/VC

>>166128410
Are you blind?

>>166128606
I said man, not faggot.

>>166128423
>wanting to ban official releases of the games

i get wanting to ban emulation (pay for your video games you dipshits) but vc is an official release

>>166128423
the problem isn't cheating, it's parity
VC isn't customizable and is made by Nintendo, so it's good for parity

>>166129524
Word!
*imports Chinese console*

>>166129524
>>166129592
>>166129649
>>166128423

I don't see the fucking problem with just sorting it by platform.

This is just speedrunning autism.

>the japanese version is 7 seconds faster in an optimal run!
>THIS OBSCURE CHINESE CONSOLE IS SECONDS FASTER
>We play PS1 games on PS2 because its faster!
>We cut out the loading times from our final time since there are variances in console load times!
>We time from console on to credits end because thats what the nips do!


I generally hate frivolous categories, but once theres stuff on cross platform it really muddies the waters.

Just have a VC leader board, and an N64 leaderboard and be fucking done with it. Maybe mark what version of the game is being played for the run (PAL, NTSC-UC, NTSC-J).

>>166130021
>de hippie spacing

>>166130021
Depends how competitive the game is.
Obviously in shit like OoT and SM64, the difference between leaderboard times can be milliseconds, so it HAS to have some kind of parity for it to be remotely fair.

The game I run is on PC and was ported to the PS1. The game got some heavy modification for the PS1 port and a shit load of loading times, but they refuse to make it it's own category, which is bullshit.

>>166130423
Yeah I agree. Thats why I thought it was always bullshit when Cosmo pulled out that iQue to snatch a WR because its faster.

It should just be totally platform based. If you have a game on multiple platforms like Resident Evil 4, just have the leaderboard be divided into platforms as well as categories.

>>166130768
I believe in making it as open as possible.
Personally I'd run more games if I had an NTSC genesis, but I don't.

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>Bounceyboy

>>166129524
Why does it matter that it's an official release?

Why do people think that Nintendo should be an authority on which version we speedrun?

>>166135173
who is we?

imagine ion doing yoga

>>166135173
Who should be an authority if not an IP owner?

>>166136358
Virgin speedrunning autists on the internet

>>166136358
Speedrunners.

If IP owners told us what to do, glitches would be banned and speedrunning would suck.

>>166136590
*creates a separate category due to newfound glitch to preserve a ~world record~*

this is why I like dark souls
BKH was thought to be the fastest route for a long time

>>166138685
nicely done

>>166137912
What's the new route?

"SM64 is a shit speedgame because movement mistakes are punishing." - stream monster mongoloid

>>166141601
>"SM64 is a shit speedgame because movement mistakes are punishing." - stream monster mongoloid

More like SM64 is a shit speedgame because collectathons are a shit genre.

our boi, kirua, with the smb3 any% wr

>>166141601
This one really had me laughing. What an idiot.

http://pastebin.com/awBs1PQh

>>166144773
This one really had me laughing. What an idiot.

what will barron trump speedrun when he starts streaming on twitch in a few years?

>>166145731
Super Mario 64 120 stars and he'll get wr

>>166145731
Probably big titty grabbing like his old man.

where's kazooie poster when you need him?

>>166125705
Wait they didn't get divorced?

Sam is a fucking idiot

DISTORTION ON FUCKING SUICIDE WATCH

>>166151231
why?

>>166151334
Was like 2 minutes ahead, goofed hard on Old Demon King skip and lost a full minute, kept going in the run, still got really good rng
Was still +1 min ahead of WR in Soul of Cinder but ended up dying, ended his stream immediately.

>>166152857
lmao

that's what he gets for messin' with /ourboi/ bubbles!

>>166151231
>>166152857
I think he was genuinely on the cusp of tears.

I don't get why people do that to themselves. It also doesn't matter how good of a record he gets, since its rendered obsolete the second the next DLC hits.

I actually find him insufferable. He's literally every terrible aspect of speedrunning personified

>elitist
>massive superiority complex
>yet thin skinned as fuck
>total fucking downer

Seriously, he was still 30 seconds ahead of WR pace and he's going

"I DONT EVEN WANT TO FINISH"
"I WANNA RESET"

Why are speedrunners so fucking cancerous?

when u find cool trick in speed game

>>166130021
>>166153116
who is making these posts

>>166153874
A serg goblin who needs to stop posting.

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Fuck you bitches

>>166154342
cute

>>166153874
bubblesDELfuego

>>166154321
This thread is as dead as speedrunning.

>>166154342
me on the left

>>166155154
Speedrunning is at an all time with with runs getting properly optimized.

>>166154713
it seemed like the right thing to do!

>>166127727
archive.is that shit

>>166156707
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4LQTp-fhuo

>>166156707
die tranny faggot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_tRgFiHZFM
Has cfb finally made it to memedom?

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>tfw did to much reading and research to speedrun

>>166158339
wonder if it feels weird to backpedal off of what he did as he keeps making it into more and more memes

The God Gamer Stigma

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>>166160679

and fuckin YELLING at THEM until they GET IT

>>166160964
you can inject 357ccs of semen into my throat anytime bb

>>166161036
>>166160964
word word WORD

The Goat Gamer Stigma

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The GIRL Gamer Stigma

>>166161746
>ywn feed edobean 200 tacos and massage her feet

>>166160964
I want to have unprotected vaginal sex in the missionary position with Edobean!

vermin go back

>>166161804
jokes on you that's what i did yesterday

>>166161746
get over yourself

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>>166162026
make me nigger

>>166162393
>>166163383

Please watch your language.

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KIWIFARMS IS MAKING FUN OF /ourgirl/ ADRIAN!!!!

>>166163552
>de hippie spacing

>>166163869
>No link
thanks for nothing

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why won't grind monkeys ever listen to reason?

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>>166163869
What did he mean by this?

>>166164043
>site devoted to worshipping aspies for le cringe is going offline

wow im realy sad

>>166164043
a crazed tranny personally went to the owner's house recently, they still live with parents
probably gave info to others and caused shit

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>>166125705
1. Thats probably Sam, especially considering the following psots and his sudden reply. New account etc.

2. He decries the word cuck but it came into being specifically for people like that OP (and Sam if he actually did take her back)

Enjoy burrowing in that used snatch bro. Totally right, women can do no wrong!

>cuck

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>>166163869
>/ourgirl/

fuck yourself Im not a cuck, and I dont like damaged goods.

>>166164043
wtf
the off-topic board on that girl lolcow chan actually reads like it's a legit fembot r9k

>>166164513
hey look guys it's the same autist faggot that keeps saying this repeatedly and asking why poeople spoiler shit. like it fuckign matter

see

IF I DONT GET A LINK RIGHT NOW TO SOME SHIT IM GONNA GO FUCKING MENTAL FUUUCK

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Two to the one from the one to the three
I got boipucci and I got low T
Got a toof gap ya sure wouldnt believe
And I got no ass cuz of soylent green

Kiwifarms shutting down has to be a joke.

Yo what the FUCK

is kiwifarms

If you were to tell me 4 years ago that it won't be the NIGGERS in speedrunning to cause it's downfall, but disgusting mental illness tranny freaks, I would of told you that you're smart

>>166165802
srg with less speedrunning (somehow)

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>>166165986
I know right??

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clint stevens

>>166166287
has not had 1 original thought about ocarina of time routing, tricks, sequence breaks, or optimization in general.

typical subway dwelling wonderwall playing donation begging fuckboy.

If someone says:

"I left an onion in room 500"

Does that mean they left a strongly worded feedback note, a shitty ps1 $5 bin platformer, or something else?

>>166166632
means they holdin. you new?

>>166166632
it means they left an onion in room 500
stop reading into shit like r/speedrun

>>166166765
Now what the fuck does that mean. Stop speaking greeks

>>166167042
it means they have product on hand. onions. you new?

>>166125048
great job anon. quality OP. keep up the good work.

>>166167924
appreciated, will do

>its not a bot after all
>its actually a real person, they actually do this on purpose

>>166168015
who are you quoting?

>>166145731
medievil

>>166164028
wow. grindmonkeys on suicide watch

>>166168015
who is they?

>>166164028
>only do runs when you have good consistency

t. guy who runs a meme game where making mistakes is impossible

>>166168076
>>166168439
im literally X fucking Ding right nwo my dudes

>>166168506
t. grind monkey who thinks good consistency means 100% consistency

try practicing once you fucking ape nigger

>>166168734
Please watch your language.

>>166168792
>>166168845
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTnM4jd-P1Y

>>166168845

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDKEAzBfVvY

>>166168845
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGkAiLdgB_E

>>166168845
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6YpaB9Tudw

>>166169104
>why is Mr. Krabs making those monkey noises
kek

>>166169057
>de hippie spacing

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>>166168734

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>>166169543

>>166169959
LMFAO

>>166164028
You never have to do any of this in meme games, which no doubt are the only thing you pay attention to. What a cancerous image.

>>166168734
Jesus Christ, remove yourself.

>>166170080
*grinds 18 hours a day to get wr in a shit tier monkey meme game with no competition*

>>166171048
There's a difference between smashing the current conpetition and leaving them behind and no competition, obsessed serg goblin bro.

>>166171874
It's not late.

i cant believe sam stayed married to tolki but is also making reddit alts to cry about the word cuck. how far does his autism go?

>>166171982
He is a cuck through and through. Any 'man' who stays with a slut after she cheats on him is pathetic scum.

>>166171982
Wait what?

Was that confirmed? When was this an idea let alone confirmed?

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>>166171982

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPviAKaHAN0

Trihex killed speedrunning

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>>166175596
Mushi mushi! >.<

>>166175596
I don't see what a mario maker streamer has to do with speedrunning

goose is live wit da chimera

How come Striker got a name change on Twitch?

>>166176002
such as?

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>decide to pick up my old speedgame from 10 years ago
>go to install it
>can't install it

fuck, guess it's time to install it on a vm then copy it to the pc

What happened to this general? It was so comfy back in 2013

>>166177378
agdq 2014

squid clique

>>166177435
who is in squid's clique

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>download a newer version than the one i own
>the installer doesn't even start
FUCK

What are the odds Squid will get 49 this year?

>>166181789
why didn't you sage?

>>166181838
I dont really know what I am doing I just thought that was a hip meme to post.

>>166181789
>>166182525
Neither of these memes are hip.

>>166182525
except for me

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I want to kiss Linkus!

ay yo nigga, all about that B son you know how i does it

>>166166531
>has not had 1 original thought about ocarina of time routing, tricks, sequence breaks, or optimization in general.
same with all of the top sm64 runners.

in fact the only person innovating anything in sm64 these days is a proven cheater.

>>166170898
>You never have to do any of this in meme games
define 'meme game"

>>166186619
shit game that is meme

>>166186656
You sound like an SM64 runner. They're the only people I know who use the term "meme game" without concern for how retarded it makes them sound.

>>166186696
you sound like a IRL loner life failure shitter who needs to kill himself to not only benefit society as a whole, but to end the burden you put on your poor parents

>>166186518
>in fact the only person innovating anything in sm64 these days is a proven cheater.
He just skipped the grindmonkeying.

Imagine being as delusional as an SM64 runner.

It must be fun thinking you're a speedrunning expert when you really know fuck all.

>>166186745
word
word
WORD

>"Boy sm64 sure is optimized!"
>*random nobodies start running the game and improve the time by 4 minutes*
>"you're a huge retard, there will NEVER be a consistent way to do cannonless!"
>sockfolder invents a consistent setup

The wisdom and foresight of SM64 runners.

>"SM64 speedrunners are BETTER than OTHER speedrunners because they put in FIVE THOUSAND HOURS!!!"
>There are multiple games with runners who have invested more time than that, but that's still quite a bit. How did you measure their invested hours?
>"I don't need to measure it, I just really FEEL like they put in that much time so it's DEFINITELY true!"

>>166177162
>>166178312
try the community edition?
i hope you do runs on the highest difficulty since you move faster

shoutouts to shoutouts, but honestly, shoutouts to autism and mental illnesses, because honestly, without them NONE of us would be here

>>166186696
>>166186974
>>166187512
>grindxmonkey still triggered by being exposed by the superior speedgame
*bird cries*

Bebopbandit is a feloniously stupid prick.

>>166189207
>counting autism and mental illness as two separate things as if autism isn't a mental illness
Neurotypical-kun....

>>166173052
About them still being married? Someone on samandtolki found Tolkis pinterest and LJ online from the 2 years after she fucked Stiv. in it she talks about loving her husband and saved recipes and shit for her husband. so Sam ended up stayin with her after the sgdq train ran on her.

>>166195542
Jesus christ.

>>166195490
- Guy with a worse 70 time than Bebop Bandit

>>166195542
One thing I have never understood, but not willing to join reddit or reall cared to ask before now - why was that little shit giantwaffle even there? Was he a runner at some point? Friends with a runner? I never got how that was thing.

https://twitter.com/drswellman/status/822340633121751040

>freaking out this much when your 10 whole minutes off the record

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our boy dugongue is back on top. he BTFO of arthurblues in less than a week.

>>166177539
>>166182525
why did you delete?

>>166198067
>posting about yourself in 3rd person
end this meme. No one else would ever post this.

>>166198234
settle down arthur.

The God's Games Stigma

>>166201186
So we know about God Gamers but what are some God's Games?

Super Mario 64 is one, right?

>>166202443
Ape Escape 2

>>166202443
Sonic 2

>>166202443
Super Mario Bros 2 (USA)

>>166202443
who is we?

>>166202443
most of the bigger name 3d platformers from the 5th and 6th gen are good speedgames.

mario, banjo, crash, spyro, jak & daxter, etc.

mid-late 90s fps games are good too.

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started practicing going sideways in quake.
full game runs soon.

>>166204908
based not grind monkey

>>166198067
>list of shitters.jpg

*throws doggy up a deadway*

>>166202443
King of Kings: The Early Years

>>166177139
>>166207569
why did you delete?