/csgog/ - Counter-Strike: Global Offensive General

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>>166113919
can't wait for my picks to be destroyed in the first round.

>>166114725
>Na'Vi
>Advancing undefeated
care to explain your reasoning?
Also godsent advancing?

>>166115362
I don't know, I have a feeling s1mpl3 will have a good performance and just stomp 3 teams.

>>166114725
Ms undefeated confirmed

Hey does anyone want to send me some stickies so I can do the thing

who care

>drop to silver one for memes
>In games where the bottom frag is making wrong call outs and singing trap rap over the mic and the top Fragger is just saying nigger over and over again
>Purposefully play all games using just the SSG and armor
>Unironically hearing rush b
>Turbo stompers are all anime profile picture using 12 year olds

What happened

>>166116191
Thing is after going 2-0 they'll probably face up against a top 3 team, and I doubt a stomping s1mple will be enough to carry them

>>166119786
This wouldn't have happened in Obama's America

I hope NaVi wins so my s1mple holo sticker will be worth many dollars

when should I sell it? the last one on the market was sold for $20

ded

>>166119786
>Unironically hearing rush b
Rush b good strat if one person gets a smoke and a flash
But then again this is Silver 1 were talking about, it's probably better if only the enemy team buys flashes

>>166119990
if you can't rush b in silver one against a full buying team with nothing but one smoke you deserve to be in silver one

>girl on team
>Name is some anime meme
>Dog profile picture
>Everytime she gets a kill she makes a weird noise over mic
>Tell her to do something
>"Don't tell me what to do!"
>Everytime she dies she just starts to sing over mic
>Tell her to shut up when I'm clutching
>"Nuuu hehehehe"
>Bottom frags the first game 6 - 26
>Would have muted her if she wasn't the best at making call outs and knew how to play as a team
>Friend gets hard on and adds her to our party
>She just gets worse and worse but it grows on us
>Playing with us she's gotten better
>We now video chat every day as a group of 3
>Meeting up soon

Should we spitroast her lol

Major when?

>>166120706
Nobody cares underage redditor.

>>166120749
2 D A Y S
D
A
Y
S

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>call out enemy position
>it's completely wrong somehow
>mute entire team before they can say anything about it
>remain non-bullied

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>prize money distribution for the major
>you literally get free money just for existing

Interesting.

Can someone explain how team rankings work on hltv? How are literal optic literally number 2?

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>>166121732
OG (Our Guys) are literally the best team in the world right now

>>166121863
Americans and turkroaches can't be our guys. Sorry reddit.

>>166121732
kys

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>>166121449
just 500k for all 6 and the organization
lol

Somehow turkroaches are worse than russians, but how?

>>166125665
They're muslim, and not white.

>>166125665
russians have an eastern culture but are still kinda white
roaches don't really have anything

>>166125909
Makes sense

>http://www.hltv.org/news/19662-top-20-players-of-2016-coldzera-1
>top 1 and 2 player of csgo in the entire world are cheaters


What is valvE even doing right now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ft29W3mKPo
thorin trying to tilt NV into going 0-3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZOFZt8O6WM reminder to watch our guys' (optic's) podcast

>>166126764
It's ironic how the guy who accomplished more is hated on while the guy who didn't accomplish anything or even go into the spotlight gets loved. ex6tenz doesn't even have any clip comparable to Happy's deagle ace

>>166127745
only reddit likes that ace. you are reddit.

Is this game ded

>>166127886
Where did I even say that I liked it? I was just using it for comparison, you need to try harder to fit in.

>>166128002
you're trying to use a single round as evidence that happy is somehow worth respecting vs x6's (overrated) career. i hate to break it to you, they're both shit and a completely run of the mill ace where danes choke into your crosshair while you spam through smoke isn't a reason to ever think happy deserves to stay on a team.

>>166128331
Yes they are both shit but my point still stands, happy is being unfairly treated by duncan when happy has achieved way more than ex6. It's obvious bias.

>>166128483
he achieved things twice then did worse than x6 has done. i can't think of any french loss as bad as nv at the two last majors.

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>>166120706
>be me
>our team is losing miserably
>say in chat 'we are noobs'
>bottom fragging team mate says 'no only you are noob'
>me: 'we are all noobs'
>team mate: 'but I'm a gurl'
>me: 'no wonder you're so retarded'
>shit storm of the century
>8 white knights deployed
>everyone rages and tips fedora like there was no tomorrow
>'you virgin, thats not how you talk to gurl gamers!!'
>mfw

>>166129276
Women are shielded from all kinds of criticism everywhere. Work, sports, games, etc

>>166129276
>be me
hello reddo

wow optic really hates shazam

>gamesense

>>166130338
Have you heard that guy laugh on streams? I would never last playing long hours with him.

>>166130538
He laughs exactly like that toothless old guy on that TV show.

>>166130538
yeah it's pretty brutal

>>166130538
you should listen to their podcast. it's pretty much rush saying shazam was the cause of the team never practicing, never doing well, and never trying.

Do you think progotards smash a lot of pussy

How do we have the QT traps from Trump's racism??

>>166132390
A lot of shit tier pussy for sure.

Hey tell me what you think of my video...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rrkxFMDnlE

>>166134620
Didn't even watch it, that's what i think.

>>166134620
Yeah, I am not watching that. Next (You) ending with and even number decides what I am watching.

>>166134895
Dotapit vp vs og

thats funny

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Whats your opinion on Rubino's RS account?

>decide I'm done with one of my gotard friend's bullshit
>unfriend him
>all our common friends side with him and unfriend me
>have no (0) friends left

I-I don't n-need them anyway

>>166135618
>came crying to us as if we're your only friends left

>>166135937
That kind of drama wouldn't happen with real life friends. Unless you're bunch of girls.

You are my best friends guys

>>166136434
<3

>>166135546
>two 99s
>everything else is sub 90

fuckin casul

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>there are people in this thread RIGHT NOW that think 4:3 is a viable resolution

Should I go ahead and buy a bunch of SK stickers?

What stickers should I buy?

>>166137208
>gn trash still mad

http://blog.counter-strike.net/index.php/2017/01/17574/

>>166137443
None till last day, then for sure Godsent/north and any popular team who lost in groups (like c9/nip)

>>166135937
Why do you think you're worthy of being one of my 0 friends

>>166137934
Buy them the last day before event?
Will they be cheaper?

>>166138410
No
Yes

>>166135546
Hey how do you get that zaff warning?

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I should have made plans to go to Atlanta. The Packers/Falcons game would have been cool, and then the rest of the week I could have went to the major.

It probably would have cost me over $1000 though, which I don't have.

okay /gog/ let's do some math. 4:3 is wider than 16:9 by about 140%. that makes aiming 40% easier, giving you an advantage. 16:9 has a higher fov and lets you see your skines easy. skines==skills. 1 10$ skine=10% increase in skill. 40$ skin e = 40% more skill. so if you have skines worth a total of over 40$ (highly reccomended) use 16:9.. , but if you dont use 4:3

>>166138916
>implying anyone cares about handegg

okay /gog/ let's do some math

1+1=2, so if you play on 16:9 you're a shitter

>>166141678

it must be exhausting sitting in this ded general 24/7 defending ur shit meme res

>>166141878
it must be exhausting being a redditor

>>166141878
Honestly.

It's personal preference. I prefer different resolutions depending on the map and role I', playing.

>>166135618
This happened to me once except random gotard friends I met all unfriended me.

I invited a friend from work to MM with us and he started trolling/tilting our team only a couple rounds in and I had no idea he was gonna do this. I was streaming cause why not and even though I never have any viewers the random gotards I had been grinding with were like "Ughhh he brought his friend in to meme on purpose for the Stream! Get outtah ere man!"

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>>166121863
Wow...somehow you look like an even younger Dr.Sweets from Bones.

>>166142186
Kill yourself retarded redditor newfaggot shithead.

>>166142186
>Bones
you have good taste, sir

NaVi undefeated
mousesports realizes that they suck cocks (in their first game) against NaVi and forfeit the rest

other 7 will be:
SK
EnVyUs
Liquid
Virtus.pro
Astralis
FaZe
G2

GODSENT and Fnatic fans will be very confused.

>>166148301
I could believe this.

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which animes are you watching this season?

Dazed knows whats good
https://twitter.com/GODaZeD/status/822607654979833862

>>166150601
>animes

hello reddo

why is summit going through a slump

>>166154885
He realized you can't buy happiness with money.

>>166154885
he finally watched season 2 of sao

>>166157712
HE KEEPS DOING IT

>>166154885
>>166157318
He said on stream recently he rarely leaves his house now.

>>166157712

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZLhB3uYqiA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZLhB3uYqiA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZLhB3uYqiA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZLhB3uYqiA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZLhB3uYqiA

CYKA

>>166159826
He finally realized he could do better than his troll of a wife TO BE HONEST

lmfao you kid bitches i pipe yeh

https://twitter.com/theonlymichal/status/822658273119731713
based stich with the anime and MAGA. hltv really is our website

>>166164317
hello reddo

why do people always try to make flashy looking skins in the work shop? just make a shitty looking one with a simple pattern and 2 or 3 shades of the same color it'll probably be a blue in the next case and you'll make money

>>166167185
because reds make more money than blues i think, also prestige.

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How many accounts, anon?

>>166167525
but you have a higher chance of being chosen than making a red like everyone else

>>166162292
its u kiss bitches i pipe -________________-

>>166167547
only 2

plus I got 3 cases last major and all of them were cobblestone, so I'm pretty sure I'm out of luck this time

>>166167547
4 or 5
i forgot lol

>>166167618
ye and you've got a better chance to buy a red on market for less than if you just open cases hoping to get it ya get me eh mate

>>166167641
lmao xD

>>166167618
Maybe because making a red skin is fun and you end up with something you could possibly be proud of

Noone remembers Johnny ''noise filter'' Jones and his one shitty camo skin that got accepted whenever

>>166169402
its about making a little money not about being a show off, work smart

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ugh!

I am an adult male and I watch steel. Sometimes I wear shorts in public.

>>166170089
them some "im the quiet girl in class who will murder you all" anime eyes

>>166121417
>guy gets made because I baited him and didn't go for trades because I wanted him to hide
>mute all before they yell at me
>guy rages at me all
>mute all and listen to classical music and browse 4chan

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rate my new friend

>>166172054
never got why vanilla has a float
fucking valve

>>166172054
love!

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>>166172054
just opened a case and got this

so damn ugly can't wait to sell it for $50

>>166170089
them some "im still regarded as one of the best counter strike players despite blantantly cheating" anime eyes

>>166172054
the m9 bayonet looks way better than the normal one but it has a worse animation and costs more
I prefer the huntsman because it's cheaper and still looks nice, but if I could have any knife for free (if I didn't sell it) it would be that

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>>166172573
you seriously think he cheats? someone this cute........... cheating??????

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>>166172054
awesome! is that your favorite knife?

>>166142186
is that the kid from Freaks and Geeks

>>166172708
even when he smiles, those anime eyes aren't smiling

counteraction rising....yeah are u ready for the punch line?

>No Janko on the desk

smfh

>>166174596
DATABASE DATABASE

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Guys I'm tired of playing with russians, and I haven't played since forever so I'm back to GN2.

A-anyone want to play with me?

Fin so no 'mericans pls

>>166184435
sure

>>166184603
Steam link? I'll add ya. Rank?

Be back in about 5 mins

>>166184726
add YethHound can't play rn though

>>166184726
sent ;)

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>>166185035
L-liar!

what are your recoil control settings on aimtux, anons? mine is 1.6/2.0

>>166186152
I don't need help desu

ded gaem

Ffs gaben make vac intrusive I'm not going to play memesea

steel is so buttblasted all the time. shit must be exhausting

>play faceit
>a person is missing so the whole match is cancelled
who thought this was a good idea? is it that hard to code a system that asks for a sub instead of cancelling the whole thing ?

>>166191773
If you want to play then you will play it. If you can't join or you change your mind, you're a faggot. That how it goes.

In official MM you get cooldown for faggotry at least.

>>166192045
why are there so much faggots in faceit
why cant faceit devs implement a sub system for faggot leavers

>>166192119
I don't play faceit so I don't know how their system is right now. As I said, in official MM you will get cooldown if you don't join. The more games you leave, the more cooldown stacks, it can be up to 7 days.

Seems like faceit is missing this feature. It works well enough in MM.

>>166120706
why do you choose to lie on the internet?

>>166130405
>something that only exists in quake and TF2
what an odd thing to bring up in the csgo general

>>166172305
>he thinks /csgogog/ cares about skins
HELLO RADDET

Literally the only way to get better at CS.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlCRfTmBSGs

>>166192856
>csgog doesn't care about getting better at the game
?????

>try out the aim botz and the other map to learn bullet spread
>after that get headshots left and right like i am actually pretty good
>don't play a day
>next day play like unusually shit
what to do?

>>166197346
see: >>166193490

>>166197617
b-but

>>166198082
No buts. Practice time.

>>166198082
Yeah, CS is one of those games that you have to play everyday to get better.

THE LAST DAY

>>166190997
yeah he was really pissed last night, like why even stream if you're in a shitty mood?

it's probably because people were talking about him being banned one day before a major he knows he'll never play in.

Is there's still a discord

also where can mm globals play against better players on 128 tick? is it still esea or is that also fucked?

>>166201224
Faceit I guess, ESEA could work if you're happy being a part of a botnet and having your personal information leaked

>>166172054
>Vanilla knives
nice poorfag

>>166201662
besides being a botnet (what personal info? my ip?) it costs money and even there are cheaters there. Well I'll have to see.
Can you actually "get" to global in faceit? or do you have to buy premium for that?

>>166201762
They got hacked into and all of their users data was released to the wild a few weeks ago

>>166201947
oh yea, credit cards and shit.
better use paypal for it if i buy it i guess

>>166202212
and never reuse passwords, because apparently even though they claimed it was all properly encrypted they might have just been lying

>Pay 5$ to let a player be overwatched.

Gaben should hire me for my profitable ideas.

>>166192856
reddio only cares about bright and colorful skins and thinks they actually look good

/gog/ knows that those skins look gay but you need expensive skins to get good

>>166205906
post more

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The autism is real
steam://rungame/730/76561202255233023/+csgo_download_match%20CSGO-NLyeu-uhktZ-ub4Fj-OazaR-PGOJM

Pronax on the Godsent vs. Astralis game: We’re going to win, that’s all.

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>>166206551
Just stealing memes from Faceit Twitter

>>166205221
I don't think you need to but it has a better feeling when aiming

>>166208761
>I don't think you need to
Every dollar you spent on your loadout increases your skill by 1% m8

>summit playing in 1/128
>0-10 so far

L M A O

>>166210564

>he fell for the loadout meme

it's all about your inventory value, not your loadout value

the smarter the skine/sticker/box investments you make, the better your cs skills get

Anyone know what time the major starts tomorrow? Also, is Atlanta a good place to visit? I thought they'd host the major in a more interesting pace.

fg

what is fifflaren doing

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im hyped for /myguys/ gambit, are there still any shady sites where i can bet on matches

>>166214473
You can bet on here. Just make a post with who you're betting on and the names of your skines.

>>166212769
7am Pacific
It's ok. A lot of TV offices and sports stuff are there like CNN and Turner/TBS.

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>>166214652
fuck, i wanted to drop 5k on their first 3 games, i dont bet with people on here

>>166214330
Where is fiffy

where the fuc is the bracket for this IEM qualifier

>>166215851
>he doesnt follow joe on twitter
https://play.eslgaming.com/counterstrike/pro/csgo/pro/iem-season-11-katowice-csgo-na-qualifier/rankings/

>>166216310
>mythic already out
Lmao

>whiny libs parading around like the useless fucks they are
How am I supposed to get hyped for the major like this?

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only vintage memes allowed past this point

>>166216965
Did they trigger you? Do you need a safe space?

>>166219051
I need a quiet space because I'm trying to work and they're banging drums and yelling around my office.

>0-20 girl on adren's team telling people how to play

Starting to understand why people are into this gf(male) meme.

>>166219483
just put on headphones and music

>>166222024
Nah man i can feel da bass

>>166219483
Tell them to fuck off? Knock a couple out if you have to?

>>166221437
Is it pterodactyls? She cheated at Fragadelphia.

I have a feeling Hiko left C9, because they were considering getting into cheating at that time, and we all know Hiko doesn't like cheating. Then sewage2k comes in, and now he's clearly exposed as a cheater.

>>166224996
dude
you should totally write a blog

>>166223116
No, some random ESEA pugger whore.

>>166225192
Why?

Thorin is just putting how videos to give himself pickem gold
>astralis is gonna win
>nv will fail
>g2 will surprise

>>166226507
hope he's wrong on everything

>>166228381
i hope astralis dont win, nv lose in groups, and g2 lose in groups too the

>>166228758
this frenchies need to die

I hope americans, brs, and frenchies all get fucked this major.

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Post yfw sewage2k cheated and still didn't make it to the major, while tier 3 teams did.

>>166228758
same but after a month of no games it seems like scream, s1mpl3 and flusha are all pretty hungry to play some games. either way it should be interesting in 15 hours.

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>he still plays this shit game

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>>166229875
>480x320
>3.2 mb
consider suicide

>>166234520
>shit quality
>caring about file size
consider suicide

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>>166233453
haha jokes on you I'm playing overwatch

>>166234710
More like playing yourself. Retard.

>>166234850
OOOOOO

>>166232774
i'll be curious how much scream tries. it seems like shox borderline hates him and he seems nonplused about the shuffle.

>Muffing Lightning picked up our boy Hazed(anime)
Fucking based

>flick onto smash tourny
>two casters are black
>two foxes just shining each other over again

is this for real

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>first televised major
>/csgog/ deader than usual
where are all the newfags

>>166236430
>first televised major

Wasn't there one last year? Or was that not a major?

>>166236430
is it on tv yet? idiot

>>166236430
I don't think any of the group stage games are getting televised, I don't see anything for csgo on tbs for the next few days.

>>166236430
>doesn't start for another 14 hours

who care.. .

am i crazy to think that olofmeister is gonna do it for da land? should i bet on gambit instead?

>>166236819
okie dokie, didn't know that, in that case it makes sense

>>166237029
>not betting on da norf

Where do I bet with my skins again, /magog/?

>>166236430
Tfw they banned devil walk for murdering ldlc verbally

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>>166236430
Please tell me it's not going to be "Broadcaster Feed" on twitch. Please lord

>>166237609
its not, only the final will be televised, but even that will be on twich, and everything should be on the high quality obs site eleague runs

>>166237698
they better not explain that the players can't see the xrays again.

>moe's eleague "predictions video is just shilling drakemoon's lounge rip off site

>>166237762
supposedly execs would walk by and they had to have that be explained to them.

>>166237859
I bet you're the kind of pathetic piece of shit that watches Steel too

>>166237203
Please respond

>>166238208
nah im just watching all the hype videos. dust's was pretty good and the room on fire one was bad

>>166237995
don't put it on tv then, the audience is not watching there anyways.

>>166238369
it got decent enough numbers it's going to be getting a third season (fighting games)

>>166238321
csesport

>>166238548
Thank you, anon!

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stop using meme resolutions

>>166238465
because of the novelty of it being on tv some people watch of course but it'll fall off

>>166239029
reddit said season 2 got more views than season 1

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>>166238730
>csesport
>mfw VP-Optic 68-32 Navi-Mouz 81-19 and Astralis-Godsent 83-17

>betting on BO1 games

Protip: don't do this

cs is the only game which gives you feeling of driving like you were initial d

>>166239916
>what's a Reinhardt charge

https://www.ice.gov/webform/hsi-tip-form
everyone report MarkE and the Favelas

>>166240215
maybe if you're a mong who thinks pressing a single button is as skillful and satisfying as driving a stick

>get a OW message that a guy I reported was banned
>I never did Valve's dirty work, because I'm not a cuck, and never ever used OW

Nice try.

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Member to prepare you multiple accounts!

>>166241332

Do you need to be on separate IPs?

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tfw no mmo gf(male) to carry in low ranks

>>166242067
IDK. I'm doing one on my phone, one on twitch and one in game

Real talk, if I bash my head against the wall enough and keep using it can I make the r8 effective?

>>166242130
>he wants to carry trash

>>166242306
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis "the wise"?
I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life... He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying.
The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities, some consider to be unnatural.
He became so powerful... the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep.
It's ironic... he could save others from death, but not himself.

>>166242398
Someone doesn't know what playing with cute boys is like.

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>>166113919
Has anyone noticed that it's been extremely easy to rank up recently? I literarly ranked up on 2 ties and a win against like a bunch of lower ranks.

Strange.

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>>166243892
fuck you anime avatar

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>>166243892

>he uses a legitimate aspect ratio
>LEM
>drops a dank 22 bomb

>>166243892
i was gonna say its because you have the mge, but your team actually out ranks them, so no clue.

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>>166245173
>>166244713

Yeah, I just feel like I didn't deserve it desu.

I don't feel like I'm top 5% yet and somehow I'm all the way up here. What the fuck do I do next

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Easiest Pick'Em's of my life.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWYpeB3srVM

this community is fucking garbage
i'm betting on people knowing that chances are they're cheating, and nobody does anything about it.

D A T A B A S E
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>>166245347

you play faceit/esea, top percentages literally mean nothing because everyone that would be in that top 5% lost their ranks because MM is a joke

>>166245476
>astralis or navi not winning
nice try olof, i'm not betting on you

>>166245476
>fnatic 3-0
??

>>166245476

>fnatic 3-0
>godsent advancing instead of G2

otherwise correct list

>>166245665
>g2 advancing instead of optic

>>166245594
>navi
You're even more biased than I am. Jag kommer att skratta åt dig ikväll.

>>166245905

>falling for the optic meme when they were beating teams on jetlag and no offtime to change their strats for two weeks

>>166245928
speak english dumb commie

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why arent you playing games that other people like, anon?

>>166246028
lol

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>mfw steel tilting on stream rn

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ez

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>>166247237
is that monitor even 144hz?

>>166247237
watch how f3 takes mouz down and loses 3-1

>>166247237
>>166247310

oh shit I have that same monitor

got it on sale at new egg right?

>>166247237
>no godsent
leave this general.

>>166247310
>>166247608
I got it a few years ago
>>166247635
I bought the wrong sticker but I'd say either one of them could advance

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what game should i play after quitting this fucking JOKE of a game?

2 faceit games in a row someone gets banned, i play casual mode when spacing out and half of them are so blatant, esea is a disgusting company who is not even 100% cheat proof at the higher levels when hacks start costing a lot of $$$, etc etc etc

im thinking about WoW or SSBM

i want a comfy game to play thats uncheatable in. ive had enough of cheaters and their lying filthy ways for one lifetime, thanks

why is it that they always are so vocal about denying it, christ.

We all agree that Liquid & F3 are the safe picks for not winning a match, right?

>>166247986

>not just playing kz and surf

lmao

>>166247986
why do animes post this shit every thread?

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>>166248205
i actually used to play a TON of zombiemod in css and minigames. at one point i was ranked 1st in the server with the best kdr as human because i played so much

after like 1000 of zm i got tired of it and started playing minigames. i was really good at ski and skate. ski_mountain was my favorite map and i even played with tomgreen here and there. i was always super slow in race maps however but i could finish any course map in the map pool

like people called me a cheaters in css but i 100% thought they were joking and i fucked arround saying i have undetected hax, when in reality my movement was crisp and i had a half working brain

its actually funny seeing other top minigame players from css in csgo esea, not a SINGLE one was under A, including a 100% confirmed female with a real vagina

>>166248093
F3? faze?

>>166249119
what did this retard mean lmao

>>166249119
Have you seen FaZe play lately?

oh flipsid3

no their our guys

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HEY VOLVO WHERE THE FUCK IS THE PLAYER PICKEM, U LAZY FUCKAS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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kiss our homies goodnight
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>>166247986
fuck off umaru nig
also ebina best gril

>>166249391
how would they even measure that? the top fragger, most mvp stars? that sounds like a real neat concept but just because you get a lot of kills in a game doesn't mean you're good

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>>166250771
is this bait? i can't tell anymore.

hey, didnt know where else to ask about this. i have 23 on steam, what skin should i look into????

>>166252265
PP-Bizon | Judgement of Anubis MW is ~23.

>>166252265
i mean, there's load of PP-Bizon skins

you can't really go wrong

>be me 19
>finally get a gf
>we're making out
>undo her bra
>nice.jpg
>she starts feeling up my leg
>she looks down
>she freeses up
>"are you SERIOUSLY wearing THOSE, Ogdin?"
>i have no clue what she's talking about
>she points at my feet
>oh shit.gif
>i'm wearing my Na'Vi socks
>"h-ha ha, yeah... It's ironic. I just like Guardian..."
>"choke in any finals lately?"
>she gives me a disgusted look and leaves
she fucked my best friend the next month. fuck c9 fangays

>>166252473
>>166252402
fuck you guys

>>166252729
Be more specific next time, nerd. Tell us what you're looking for.

>get hyped to play csgo because of the eleague major
>alright i think i will play some csgo today!
>remember i got in silver 4 after a shit calibration
>join
>we lose the pistol round because my team is retarded
>pp bizon shitters use their crutch to mow over us 15-0
>we can not do anything because they outgun us every time at midrange
>my team is to busy fucking buying armor defuse kits and smoke grenades to be useful
>on top of that I dropped a fucking 10 bomb so pretty much carried the game
>I derank because of this
Fuck this game. Valve please fucking fix the bizon being capable of this bullshit. At least stop matching me up with shitters who buy defuse kits

>>166252265
buy 9 keys and save them to trade to a skin you actually want

if you don't know what you want, csgostash dot com has all the skins in the game

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>>166252826
a nice, 20-23 dollar ak or m4 skin. pls and thanks much luv

>>166253491
I'd recommend going through the cheaper plain ones and try to get one with rare/nice stickers.

blue/black/red lam, first class, etc. Go through all the conditions and you'll probably find one with nice stickers.

https://csgostash.com/weapon/AK-47

>>166253683
i want to get myself a nice fresh pink

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>>166253491
was it autism?

>>166253840
desu... probably

>>166253491
get a bs fuel injector

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aqua marine revenge

>>166254040
>>166254130
no, kinda want to split the 20 between and ak m4 and an awp.

>>166254290
get a job nigger

>>166254290
heres a list of skins you should check out then:
>>>/trash/

>>166254328
>>166254468
i found a 20 steam code in the street faggots. im also one of the best baristas at my location

>>166121449
Prize money for 9-16 place probably just covers travel and other expenses and I think that is the idea. I would favour a more top heavy prize pool as well though.

>>166254690
just get a single good skin instead of spreading it around you retard

>>166254909
all that is covered before winnings.

>>166253491
Found a nice $10 FT black lam with 4 holo fnatic stickers. There's also a $9 one with cologne 2014 random mix of stickers. Find one with stickers you like and that will leave you enough for an AWP.

>>166254909
Come on bro, I made that post 34 hours ago, you can't just reply now.

anyone play on 2560x1440?

what's your dpi and sens like?

I just upgraded from 1080p screen.

>>166254690
AK black laminate FT (cheapest condition, doesn't really matter)
M4 FN Desert Strike
M4 MW Jungle Tiger
M4 MW/FN Desert Storm
M4 MW/FN Urban DDPAT
with the extra money either buy keys or stickers (autographs or teams only)

>>166255275
sorry bud i'm not looking at the clock

>>166115362
I think Natis Vinsere are good team.

>>166246821
he's been super tilted the past few days

he wants to be on a pro team at the major so bad lol

>>166255916
jesus christ man what is a headshot across the map like trying to hit an individual pixel in a sandstorm?

member when steel carried clg to beating fnatic even by not playing? thats how good he is

>>166257389
I don't actually. I feel like that never happened really.

>>166257389
You mean in a BO1 that didn't end up mattering at all?

>>166255916
Yes except i play at 4:3 ratio so its actually 1920 x 1440.

Mouse DPI 1200, in game sens 0.5. A little unorthodox but it works for me

>c9 didnt't qualify in the majors
what the fuck, i thought shroud was the best player

>>166258547
shroud isn't even top 15

>>166258547
stewie forgot to bring his hacks to the qualifier

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Which one of y'all just raged and used meme arrows in chat the entire game

>>166258547
Shroud is shit on LAN. He can only perform versus NA teams online.

http://www.hltv.org/?pageid=247&playerid=8349

>>166258010
yeah, although clg did also btfo of the brs that tourney

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>>166258776
Mfw someone who used meme avatar and nickname 'meme meister' or something along those lines called me 12 years old kid because I raped him too hard.

>>166243892
I playing with rage hacks everyday and no it's not fucking extremely easy. I ranked up from lem to supreme in 10~ wins while gainging 80~ points everygame.

>>166257919
lmao heya reddit

>>166258776
i think maymay arrows are unfortunately used outside of 4chimp as well

>>166259558
>heya

hello reddo

>>166259883
throw that back all you want, i'm not the one who forgot when steel was our guy and breaking valve rules to help NA win

>>166260798
>our guy

Your guy, redditor, not our guy.

At what rank are you considered "good"?

DMG?

>>166261834
At no rank, because rank don't mean shit, and there are silvers even at GE.

>>166261967
yeah but that's because they buy the opp bizon

>>166261834
lem

>>166262021
No, it's because they're bad at the game in all aspects.

>>166262075
then how did they get global? obviously because they were using the bizon

>>166262468
>implying getting global is hard

lmao

>>166262565
It's not when you have an OPp Bizon

>>166262023
but Get_Right is lem.

Should I pull an all nighter

>>166263440
Yes, I did. It's already 9:21 AM, still not going to bed.

>>166263440
If you are American, no. Because you won't be able to watch all of the major. I'm personally staying up 24hours to watch it, but I assume it would be more for you. Woke up at 12pm, 8am now.

>>166263672
How many hours until the major my dear dude?

>>166263704
7hrs and 30min. Pre-show in 7hrs I assume.