/tf2g/ Team Fortress 2 General

thread meme count prediction: 14

please explain meme count meme

casual in it's current state is flawless

>playing Hoodoo first stage
>defending the second point
>sticky jump up to the platform on the left
>sniper scoped in doesn't even spot me as I land
>he moves forward to take the shot, opening the gates
>charge in
>direct pill him
>its a crit
>kill him and the medic healing him instantly
>theres a teleporter down the slope
>double pill it and kill the engineer that comes though as well as the tele
>spend the last five minutes single handedly defending one of two flanks
>not that anyone ever uses the right hand flank
>they all try to charge the choke
>we win

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People who unironically main scout and refuse to play anything else make me sad for them. Even if they're good.

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People who still play TF2

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current Steak stats
>While under the effects (15 seconds), move speed is increased (35%), attacks mini-crit, damage taken will be increased 25%, and the player may only use melee weapons. Alt-fire: Share with a friend (Medium Health Kit)
but then:
>While under the effects (15 seconds): Gain a temporary speed boost (40%, 2s) when damage is taken, regenerate 5 health per second (total 75), attacks mini-crit, and the player may only use melee weapons
too op? too up?
trying to get it used more in pubs (where you die too quickly to do anything) and unbanned in comp (where the speed boost lets heavies run to mid)

>>166101412
oh and
>Alt-fire: Share with a friend (Medium Health Kit)*

>>166100579
Was cactus canyon that good of a map?

>>166101517
it was pretty fun, a little bit flat on the third stage maybe, but I would have liked to see it in the Payload rotation if they dressed it up nicely

>>166101517
I remember the first stage having a really bad chokepoint at the end so it was rare to actually get to play the 2nd and 3rd stage.
but then I think they removed one of those stages anyway

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Why is the Scottish Resistance used more? Especially on defense where it could be considered OP sometimes

>>166102308
Not*

>>166102308
>>166102338
Because you can't spam stickies with it
And god forbid Demomen give up their sticky spam

I can hold mouse 2 and click mouse 1. Am I not the most skilled in the land?

When will Quickplay return?

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What makes me a good demopan?

>>166102308
you can't react quickly to enemies, your ability to hit Scouts without swapping to grenade launcher frequently is basically nil, and you can't blow up all the different stickies at once, you have to individually select them.

even on defense in competitive play, you want to be able to push out when necessary, or to react to just having blown up all your stickies and place more before an enemy runs right through

as for pubs, I guess it's a mixture of people not having the patience for it and everything above

best taunt tho

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>go to backpack.tf
>go to the price suggestion for the Stout Shako
>weep

>>166100043
scout is fun. i don't main scout but he is a versatile and useful class, that is fun, i don't understand why you would pity them. there is nothing better to main at least, soldier and medic mains are probably the most pitiful

I am trying to install Team Fortress 2 Classic just to give it a shot. Apparently it needs to be installed in "sourcemods" directory. The problem with this is that my operating system is on an SSD where there is not enough space to hold an 8 gigabyte file but regardless Steam will only read folders there. Just making a hard link to the folder from my external disk is apparently not enough even though it functions identically to a folder so what the fuck can I do? I cannot play?

>>166104453
>SSD
>Not enough room for 8 gigs
Jesus christ dude, hold off on the porn

>>166103040
>best taunt tho
Forgot it even existed, it's a shame
What are other taunts attatched to worthless weapons?

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>>166104568
I will have you know i have plenty of space for porn left just not on my 80 gigabyte SSD

>>166104918
>Installing anything other than the OS and a few important programs on an 80GB SSD
>Installing steam on an 80GB SSD when three games can fill it up completely
>Being computer illiterate

>>166105095
>being this hostile when you don't know what the fuck you are talking about
I literally just showed you I use an external drive where I put all my games. Yes, Steam can use an external drive to install games too. There isn't a single game installed to my SSD, I am dualbooting with Linux, and Windows 7 takes up 25 gigabytes by itself for fucks sake. This "sourcemods" shit is my only problem with my whole setup and Windows 7 apparently doesn't have a capable hard linking system. I want to know if I have any other options

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Daily reminder that the creator of the Gift Bringer was salty enough to make this and put it on his workshop

>>166105831
The belt's the only part that doesn't look like shit compared to the Kringle.

>>166105831
His own fault for copying an existing concept

why does a simple kids game need a general? theres literally nothing to discuss

>>166106683
I think you took the wrong turn at the front page, i bet you meant to go to >>>/vg/csgog

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>>166106683
We can talk about how the Persian Persuader went from the best sword to the worst

>>166106852
I miss the old claidham mor or however the fuck you're supposed to spell it. It's absolute garbage now without the extra charge distance.

>>166106852
>ywn jump with 8 stickies to the other end of the map, land behind a sniper, oneshot him with a LnL pill and get back at full hp immediately thanks to the dropped weapon
It wasn't effective ( aside from dumb maps like mario kart) but it was fun dammit
>>166106947
They changed it so it has an use even without a shield, but now it tries to be too many things to be useful

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>>166107058
But why would you ever use the new claidham mor when the half zatochi exists?
Since it is now a sword and draws slower the honorbound system is basically non-existent because if you don't think you can get the kill then you just reholster it before its fully drawn.

Or you can use it with a shield and the chances of you not getting a kill with it are minimal.

>>166107058
>but now it tries to be too many things to be useful
This exactly, persian persuader was already pretty much useless with anything other than shield too. Which is good, because the swords should be good for demoknights with shields, not regular demos who also have swords.

>>166107435
Exactly, there's no point to it
Especially since the 15% extra damage taken means you'll get killed by much more stuff than you would otherwise.
Also it's really dumb that the damage vulnerability equals to a 20/30 max hp loss (depending on booties) when the old one had -15hp straight.

What does the claymore do now?
When was it changed?

Was STOUT SHAKO FOR 2 REFINED selling or buying?

>>166107712
25hp on kill, 25% charge meter on kill, take 15% more damage from everything when active
Still has no crits and longer range
Basically it went from "I'm gonna charge from one end of the map to the other and nobody is going to expect it" to "I want to help everyone!". Sadly, the best way it could help is by becoming the fucking skullcutter of all things

>>166107862
The skullcutter is 100x more useful because it does more damage and crits like buggery.

A charge and a critswing into a Heavy with the Skullcutter will instakill him

>>166107971
Sorry, should have mentioned, a charge with the splendid screen and a crit swing.

Targe or Turner will not deal enough bash damage

>>166107857
Selling it
>>166107971
>>166108178
You don't even need a bash, just a crit and a regular hit will kill him just fine
And the fun of shitting on soldiers is incredible as well

>>166108363
Yeah but if he hears the scream and starts drilling into you quick enough you won't get the second swing off. Bashing and a swing is a lot cleaner and safer

>>166108539
You still need to get the full charge distance to deal enough bash damage to oneshot him
I find it easier to get a minicrit off and pray for crits while juking them, usually you wouldn't try this on a heavy who can actually aim

>>166108818
Don't forget you are using the skullcutter so the full charge distance is a lot shorter than normal

>>166109096
True, that's something i hadn't considered
Still, given it's actual critrate i don't think you'd absolutely need to get the charge crits
Since we're on the subject of demoknights, do you feel that the base jumper has a purpose for them?

>>166109382
I don't even think the b.a.s.e. has a purpose for demoman at all. Soldier has some synergy with the air strike.

>>166111408
You can hover above people and rain stickies down on them. Demo can jump up to the skybox almost instantly so on maps with large skyboxes like thunder mountain its pretty viable to hover and spam

>>166109382
Maybe if you are trimping and you can get some real height, but even then you lack any ranged abilities. Probably not

>>166111902
Yeah, but demo lacks ranged attacks. Aiming a pill from the top of the skybox is pain even with the LnL, and you're telegraphing your stickies.
I mean, it could be fun to sticky snipe with the quickiebomb up there, but other than that, I see no practical use.
Unrelated but why is thunder mountain so good

>>166111996
I swear they've changed how the charge behaves because most of my trimping spots have been rendered useless, while i found some completely new
Did you know that you can get to the other team's sniper perch on harvest by trimping on the ladder to the right of your spawn? Great for taking out snipers, engis and other random flankers
>>166112275
Aiming pills while hovering is easy if you have the iron bomber. Even if you miss you're still doing damage, but the reduced arc and speed help lining up shots
And thundermountain has some of the worst spawns in the game
>First stage's RED spawn is a nightmare for blu to cap
>Second stage BLU spawn is spawncamping 24/7
>Third stage RED spawn is full of useless flank routes

>i spent 9 of the last 10 edging instead of playing videogames
darn
i wanted to play vidya

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is this accurate

I'm off to lan

later nerdos

>>166102308
its not very satisfying having to wait like 4 seconds to detonate
the people that never saw a good demoman before complain about people using sticks in a normal way saying they are "sticky spamming"

>>166099564
i cant join my friends if they already joined a match
i cant use cl_interp 0.015
i cant change my graphcis to potato quality and use directx 8
it is NOT flawless
>>166115517
>>166114850
take pics

I'm an invis watch purist. Why do 90% of spies I see use the dead ringer, and should I use it too

>>166116432
get out of death card is miles better if youre bad and dying all the fucking time, which is why everyone uses it
everyone is bad

stay with invis watch and improve yourself with every death

>>166114850
9 what
hours
days
years

>>166117591
9 bananas

that doesnt even make sense

ugh

why not

because

because what
hours
days
years

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>"Push that fucking cart, niggers"

They went really overboard with that one, who let them keep it in?

can someone please post the drawing with demoman thumbs up with a huge evil grin with sticky bombs covering heavy and medic? i cant fucking find it

"kill all niggers"
- the soldier from team fortress two

consider yourself dominated you scot son of a bitch

Imagine the day when "nigger" has become so overused and misused that it doesn't mean anything anymore and only retards get upset about it. Like fag.
Then special snowflakes will have to come up with thier own word to get triggered over.
It will be grand.

>>166115497
Tf2 has comics

So where is the raffle

i hate black idiots (c) rocket shooting guy from tom fordress too

>>166123296
http://tf2r.com/kw40ffq.html

>>166123171
CSGO had some comics too, but they were ingame and limited to an operation.

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>>166123939
>only two people joined
What happened?

Don't tell me everyone's out ""protesting""

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>>166124335

>>166124335
>5 mins
>WOAH WHERE IS EVERYONG
it's not that active general newfriend

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7 names it 5 describes it

>>166124860
Hot Salami

>>166124781
>newfriend
Nigga, whenever there's a raffle, you jews hop on it like Sanders at the Trump dinner.

>>166124860
Put it in my pooper.

>>166124860
Bungle Fungler

>>166124860
Hallelujah Money

>>166124860
Kurt Co43q{

>>166124860
*cracks ur nuts*

>>166124860
Scatter Gun

>>166124860
ass blasta

>>166124860
Name: "Coconut Gun"
Desc:"IT FIRES IN SPURTS"

>>166124860
CutNracker GatterScun

>>166124860
my epic boomstick

>>166124860
Rocket Launcher

>>166124860
xXPEANUT BUTTERXx

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>more people naming a scattergun than joining viva's raffle

>>166125373
Because viva sucks. Which gives me an idea:

>>166124860
viva is gay

>>166124860
Vivas Rafflegun

>>166124860
viva is gay (not that there's anything wrong with being gay)

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>>166122523
please help me, for reference

>>166124860
garlic bread

>>166124860
MAGA

>>166124860
More like drumpf

>>166124860
"Delete this"

>>166124860
id/basedviva

>>166124860
i cant counter heavy for shit

>>166124860
Like Share and Subscribe

>>166124860
i shoooooooooooooooooooooooooooot you

>>166124860
Vivas blesses this gun.

>>166124860
Add me for free weapons

>>166124860
AWOO~

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>>166122523
>>166125617
is this it

>>166122523
the sad thing is i know exactly what you're talking about but don't have it saved

>>166124860
how the fuck do i know if im naming or describing it
what if i only want to name it and then i get a5 and its not gonna make any sense
you retarded fuck

>>166126013
Thats the point dumbass

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>>166125617
gotchu senpai

>>166124860
pottis

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>>166125915
no, this is it.

>>166125915
close but not quite

>>166126130
THANK YOU

>>166126098
what if i want to give it a long ass description that doesnt fit the name HUH
DID YOU THINK ABOUT THAT

retard.............................

>play demo
>have no fun sticky spamming
>just slap on loch + shield + eyelander
'_>'

>>166124860
Killer Bee Scattergun

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>>166126176
oh
>>166126192
oh
>>166126130
oh
>>166126324
oh

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>>166126368
demoman is CUTE. CUTE!

>>166126562
8

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>>16yes6126478

>>166126562
yes

>>166126562
I look up to Blaris

>>166126562
Putin-it in ya

>>166126562
RUSSIA'S GREATEST LOVE MACHINE

>>166126562
EPIC SLAV MAYMAY XDDDD

>>166126562
Hale's Own Huntsman

>>166126624
>>166126631
>>166126649
>>166126682
>>166126759
>>166126828
shut the up i already got the get idiots

>>166126858
skipped lol

>>166124860

the doot gun

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>>166126628

>>166127005
owned noob
>>166127091
owned noob

>>166127091
i like this new weapon

>>166127091
No

Send me a Trade Offer or put up a link in your profile, Guardian

>>166127091
Si

>>166127091
>>166127142
reroll because im gay

>>166127091
ownde noo b

>>166127091
SHE DABBING

>>166127091
roundabout

>>166127091
*wheezes* where's my inhaler?

>>166127091
fucking

>>166126682
It's such a shame how he carried on!

Ra-ra-rasputin! Lover of the Russian queen!

>>166127091
i'd rather be fucking a trap

>>166127091
Translator's note: "Yes" means "Da"

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>>166127523

>>166127747
I am heavy weapons guy... and THIS is my pottis

>>166127747
The trap would, of course, be putting it in my butt.

>>166127905
ding ding ding

>not filling the trap with your fat dong
come on now

traps are boring

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wew

>>166128838
ugly color hud

>>166128838
that hud looks disgusting

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did someone say traps?

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>>166129101
>his favourite color is not purple
lmao what a pleb

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>>166129172
Sho nuff

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...Anonymous
01/20/17(Fri)14:28:24 No.166129172
Just imagine she has a dick

᠎>᠎>166129646
that's not how you reply hahahaha dummy ᠎

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Can you fags stop, it isn't even team work castle battle games twice related, your turning into overshit.

>>166129243
It's a really shitty purple

᠎>᠎>166129767
you fucked it up ya dingus

what

every purple is shitty

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>No.166129925
Rude

>>166129443
>3 soldiers
man someone is insecure about their main...

how do i reply in the for chan

>>166101412
>temporary speed boost (40%, 2s) when damage is taken
So I can get sniped or backstabbed before I take damage? I'll pass. Steak just needs one thing and it's:
>>166101465
^this.

How do I go invisible as secret agent

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>>166129443
>I main pocket
>that sort of reaction
Nothing impressive about having the most easymode way of playing: shooting the ground and having a medic up your ass 24/7, roamers are far more respectable

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HOLY SH*T I JUST GOT MY FIRST UNUSUAL!

reminder
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEPdM3CG82s

how do i pretend that to die and watch as no one is really affected in a negative way by my death because ive spent my entire conscious life alienating myself from my friends and family until they no longer remembered my existence because i hate myself and never had anything to contribute to life or anyone as the spy from team fortress 2

>>166130468
>this thing is bad because [opinion] [thing that makes no sense]
>it was just a prank and if you respond with anything that automatically means youre mad and then i win
When did the "umad xd" troll culture of 2008 resurface? Or did it just never truly go away?

>>166130468
literally who

i just realized i fucked up the first words of my post and i want to delete it and post it again correctly but now everyone has already seen my embarrassment

>>166130952
it never left
trolling turned into baiting and "u mad" turned into being salty or whatever other meme

>>166130468
Who and also why

>>166130468
what and also when

>>166130468
he trying to bait people way too hard
but ok heres my dislike

>>166130468
There's so much you can say about tf2 but this guy just said the word retarded for 12 minutes

>>166130304
do you actually go in 6s mixes and go "hey pocket, you JACKASS, how DARE YOU HAVE FUN SHOOTING THE GROUND, you deserve no respect. as a roamer, i DEMAND RESPECT"

ok

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>>166133289
t. needs a pocket in order to play

why did no one congratulate me on my unusual

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>>166133967
omedetou

>>166133967
your post was bad
>>166134147
anime is bad
off yourself weeb

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>>166134341

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>>166129443
>3 fucking Soldiers
>Implying a Soldier main can't be support, pocket or roamer on will

>>166130304
Roamers are no different than Trolldiers imo. At least pockets always have to protect Medic. Chart is somewhat accurate from that aspect for me.

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>>166134341
Ochinchin daisuki desu

2.77 is 2 ref 2 rec and a scrap, right?

>>166135473
Correct, 0.11 is a scrap and 0.33 is a rec

>>166135576
That's what I thought. I'm just trying to buy something off of a bot and it said that was wrong.

oh i'm the retarded one, i was looking in the buy orders instead of the sell orders

>>166135961
ha ha fucking retard

>>166135961
don't worry, happened to me a lot of times

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trying to throw together a homeless/poor soldier load out, this is what I have so far. suggestions?

>>166138112
You know they have a hat for that
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Helmet_Without_a_Home

>>166138231
i'm aware, I just don't like the look of it

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Hey fellas what's your favorite pub loadout for each class? I'll start.
1.backscatter,guillotine,sandman
2.beggars,panic attack,whip
3.backburner,scorchshot,back scratcher
4.ironbomber,quickebomb,skullcutter
5.Natascha,sandvitch,fists of steel
6.widowmaker,pistol,funslinger
7.vac,blutsager,slomen vow
8.huntsman,jarate,tribalman's shiv
9.stock pistol,bigearner,restate
R8 h8 MASTURBATORY, also post yours.

>>166138112
I think the beard looks too well groomed for a homeless guy

>>166102991
Having an expensive melee reskin.

>>166138982
Fuck that's supposed to be cloak and dagger, don't know how that fucked up.

>>166138982
>skullcutter
you disgust me

>>166117591
sorry
it was hours
i collapsed

>>166138982
>scout
stock, stock, fish which is basically stock. sometimes soda popper if i feel like dicking around.
>soldier
direct hit, shotgun, whip. if the enemy team is rolling then stock, gunboats, meme spoon
>pyro
backburner, detonator, neon annihilator
>demoman
iron bomber, stock, stock
>heavy
stock, sandvich, eviction notice
>engineer
rescue ranger, wrangler, stock or frontier justice, pistol, gunslinger
>medic
crossbow, whichever medi-gun my team needs, ubersaw
>sniper
stock, jarate, stock. i'm not a huge fan of the bushwhacka.
>spy
l'etranger, ap-sap, stock, quackenbirdt

i like stock a lot

>>166138982
Stock + Milk + Atomizer
Stock + Stock/Gunboats + Disc. Action
Backburner/Stock + Detonator + Powerjack/Backscratcher
Iron Bomber + Stock + Stock
Stock + Stock/Dalokoh's + Eviction Notice
Stock + Stock + Gunslinger/Jag
Crossbow + Stock + Ubersaw
Bazaar Bargain + Stock + Stock
Stock + Stock + Stock + Stock

>wait 20 second to respawn because sniper took his god damn time to charge his shot and shoot me in the fucking leg
>exit spawn
>another 20 second timer
>only way for me to counter this is by becoming the thing i hate

how is sniper a balanced class again?

>>166140191
>going out the same way every single time
you know almost every spawn in the game has multiple exits right

>>166140191
>class countered by simply being near it
>unbalanced

>>166140570
>near it
>implying you have to be anywhere near the sniper to get instakilled

>>166141807
you need competent teammates to get past sniper
go to empty maps and go to common sniper spots and see where they can and can shoot
keep an eye on if their sniper is dead or not
ask teammates where he currently is

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>>166138982
>Scout
Stock, winger, objector
>Solly
Stock, stock, escape
>pyro
Stock, reserve, powerjack / backburner, stock, homewrecker
>Heavy
Stock/tomislav, sandvich, goru
>Demonstration man
Stock, stock, objector
>Engie
Attacking: stock, pistol, mini defending: rescue, wrangler, jag
>Medic
Crossbow, stock/kritz, ubersaw
>Sniper
Stock, jarate, shiv
>Spy
Diamondback, stock, stock, cloak n dagger

gets the job done I guess

Why isn't there a cosmetic badge of your competitive rank? The model is obviously already made.

i played with the 480 res sniper main

it was epic

>>166138982
>Scout
Stock, Winger, Fan O' War
>Soldier
Original, Stock/Gunboats, Disciplinary Action
>Pyro
Stock, Detonator, Powerjack
>Heavy
Tomislav, Sandvich, Eviction Notice
>Demoman
Iron Bomber, Stock, Pan/Objector/Bat Outta Hell
>Engineer
Rescue Ranger, Stock, Jag
>Medic
Crusader's Crossbow, Stock, Ubersaw
>Sniper
AWPer Hand, Cozy Camper, Shahanshah
>Spy
Ambassador, Stock, Stock, Cloak 'n' Dagger

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>>166145309
>Eviction Notice
why did you spoiler this, it's better than the GRU

>when the medic does nothing but complain about the Damage classes

I know you're here.

How do we fix the Sniper?

>>166146010
whats wrong with him

in le right hands, sniper can be the le most overpowered class

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Did anyone happen to have saved the webm I made with the stickyjumper on Harvest about two months back, where I stickyjumped out of the spawn and killed a scout? Not that I expected anyone to save it but trying anyways, I lost it in a format and cant find shit in the archives (is fireden down?). It's filename was something like KA BEEEEEEEEEEEEEWM.webm, I don't know how many E's I put

I've played every class in this game extensively besides pyro and I can say the hardest class is demo, (or maybe sniper) especially in 6s. Remember: it's
>>166106683
not spam when it's killing you entire team. This is even more true since the sticky nerf. No one says a heavy us "spamming" his minigun when he's shooting for a long time.
>>166102603
T. Plays cs go or some other baby dm. Play a pug as scout (easiest comp class) and try and do 50 dpm. All you have to do is click the enemy gamers right?

>>166138982
Scout: Stock, Mad Milk, Holy Mackerel
Soldier: Original, Conch, Escape plan
Pyro: Stock, Scorch Shot, Homewrecker

Demoman: Stock, Scottish Resistance, Scottish Handshake
Engineer: Stock, Stock, Gunslinger
Heavy: Tomi, Sandvich, KGB

Medic: Crossbow, Vacc/Uber, Ubersaw
Sniper: Stock, Stock, Stock yes, really
Dicking around Sniper: Fortified Compound, Jarate, Bushwacka
Spy: L'Etranger, Stock, Stock, Stock

I am a very unfun person

>>166115692
first issue is a non issue and has made it so people can't follow around certain people and "troll" them (streamers, etc)
second one is a lie, you can play with changed interp settings
third is also a lie, you can retard

it is flawless

>>166138982
stock

> have 6 keys and 21 refined
How do I get an unusual

>>166148318
you don't

or you get a really god awful one

>>166148318
offer someone 6 keys and 21 ref for a nuts n bolts dread knot

>>166138982
1. Stock, stock, boston basher
2. Stock, gunboats, and obviously the market gardener
3. Stock, stock, axetinguisher
4. Stock, stock, stock
5. Stock, snaddyvich, GRU
6. Same, same, same
7. Stock medi gun, crossbow, boobersaw
8. Stock, stock, stock
9. Stock, big earner, DR

>>166148318
*7 keys

>>166138982
stock, stock, fan of war
rocket jumper, stock, pain train
degreaser, detonator, axtinguisher
loch n load, sticky jumper, pain train
huoh-long heater, dalokoh bar, fist of steel
stock, stock, gunslinger
overdose, vaccinator, vitasaw
the classic, darwins danger shield, stock
l'etranger, big earner, cloak and dagger, red tape recorder

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post hoovies

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>>166150653

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>>166150653

>>166139359
dumbass

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Fuck er' right in the pussy.

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>>166150653

is this even viable anymore since tough break?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4SsS_MQHmk
ive been trying to learn this technique for several days now and ive just now realized the axe swings a lot faster in his videos than now

>>166152680
>>166150653

>>166152706
>self made
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>166150653
>Update

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>>166153095
Whoops.
I need more sparkles to never wear because then it just feels like showing off.

>>166153545
>regret journal
nice

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>>166153545
one day, guard, one day.

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>>166150653
i dont play on servers without halloween enabled

>>166153904
Once I can fucking figure out flexes and maybe the psds off of you so I can do some touch ups I'll be able to workshop it.
But fucking flexes man.
I am almost tempted to bring a third in just to get the flexes done.

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>>166153989
lol yeah, I really want to see how that crab one performs with the flexes working.

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>>166150653
r8/h8

>>166154403
random generic shit thrown together and then very badly attempted to make it work with paints but really only making it worse
its bad

>>166155039
post you'res

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How do we fix the economy

>>166155598
Step one: Identify how you think it's broken.

>>166155598
Make all metal sellable on the community market

>>166155598
Let people craft a random unusual for an extraordinary amount of metal. Yes, it will make having an unusual less special, but there are so many shit effects and hats that it won't inflate the high tier market.

Unusual hatte or strange festive minigun pro killstreak kit

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>>166155843

>>166155668
Metal is in an almost constant freefall meaning new players have no chance of crafting unique weapon drops into metal to get a key like you used to at the current metal>key exchange rate it takes over 500 weapons to make enough metal to buy a key whereas it was 40 at one point coupled with the overall uselessness of metal with it's only uses being crafting hats (which can be a loss profit), making class items (which is a loss profit) or taking up shitloads of inventory space all on top of making scrap to unusuals take ages even at ref+ profit.

Valve needs to introduce new uses for refined metal. An anon in a previous thread had a bunch of really interesting ideas with everything from metal refilling noisemakers to "bags of metal" that you can use to consolidate all of your loose metal

>Queue for a matchmaking comp game
>afk until match is found
>Never get a notification
>tab back in

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i like the l'etranger

>>166156251
>Metal is in an almost constant freefall meaning new players have no chance of crafting unique weapon drops into metal to get a key like you used to
A new player will probably want weapons, not hats, so it still doesn't really affect them much

>>166156373
cont*
>rejoin or abandon screen
>hit rejoin
>Game says I cant rejoin
>back out
>go to comp to requeue
>6 hour cooldown
BRAVO VALVE
FUCKING BRAVO
GREAT GAME

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>>166156029
Hey, that's me!

>>166156251
Metal has never really been a solid path to reliable amounts of keys, except when I first started and it was only a way to fit more metal in a trade window. Currently keys are the thing that escape the tf2 marketplace and launch themselves into the wider world of steam trading, and with so many people producing refined the amount you need to escape the market WILL keep going up. Need a new breadbox to stem the production of new refined, but never again will 8 weeks of drops get you a key on weapons alone.

>>166156412
Hats in the drop system still get down to very low amounts of refined. No real problem there.

>>166155729
make the hatte untradeable or have a singular effect and you've got a deal

remember when keys were 3 ref

>>166155539
i dont even play tf2 anymore
what would that have to do with my post though
you werent planning on bashing on my cosmetic choices because you had no way of rebutting my statements legitimately right

>>166157024
Pepperidge Farm remembers

>>166156930
We need more than a fucking breadbox, we need longterm uses for weapons and metal.

>>166156489
>>166156373
holy shit now I cant even connect to valve casual servers
Great job boys

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>>166157120

>>166157218
You're on "timeout", not "time to go bother the casual players instead"

>>166157563
>Valve's system being retarded means you're banned from playing the game for 6 hours
I'm convinced everything from MyM onward has been made specifically to try and get people to stop playing the game.

To whom it may concern, i just took a fat dump on the incinerator, so if you want some hot trash it's there for the taking

>>166157563
Wow that's actually fucking stupid
Queue up for my second ever game of comp and instantly get the long dick
Shit even CSGO is better than that. One comp DC results in a 30 minute going up to an hour then 3 then so on and so forth. But a six hour right off the bat is absolutely fucked

>>166157714
>Make casual a shoddy ripoff of competitive that's nearly unplayable
>Actual competitive is a pile of shit
It's the only thing that makes sense.

Maybe the skeleton crew that's working on it wants to stop but they can't/don't want to abandon the game since people still play it.

>>166104453
heres an idea dude why dont you fuck off to /tf2cg/

>>166159106
>tf2c
subtle

>>166159106
its a tf2 mod you retard

thoughts on:

>scout mains

>pyro mains

>sandvich

>cp_metalworks_rc5

>reddit spacing

>bonk

>boink

>pyro

>stabby stabby

>death

>>166159864
>scout mains
h*ckis gr*ckis
>pyro mains
nottis gottis
>sandvich
it it bro... it it
>cp_metalworks_rc5
fragging space
>reddit spacing
check THIS spacing *back-airs*
>bonk
nottis
>boink
pottis
>pyro
KILL
>stabby stabby
nice boat
>death
i want it now

>>166159864
i want to suck all of their cocks

>>166159864
who

cares

it's ok

it's bad

what

>>166159864
>scout mains
Good for comp

>pyro mains
Good for comp

>sandvich
Good for comp

>cp_metalworks_rc5
Good for comp

>reddit spacing
Good for comp

>bonk
Good for comp

>boink
Good for comp

>pyro
Good for comp

>stabby stabby
Good for comp

>death
Good for comp

>>166159864
>scout mains
Lime everything
>Pyro mains
Huddah huddah
>Sanvitch
Do you remembrehoo Vodka?
>cp_metalworks_rc5
Meh, I like Vanguard better
>Reddit sp-
REEEEEEEEE
>bonk
Missed me!
>boink
Zwoosh!
>Pyro
he's secretly an ayy
>stabby stabby
Cunt
>death
With sugar and cream please

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>>166160572
>he's secretly an ayy
S-Source??

>>166130306

kek

>>166159864
>scout mains
cool guys
>pyro mains
fool guys
>sandvich
om nom nom :D
>cp_metalworks_rc5
its the map
>reddit spacing

i love it

>bonk
its the sound that it makes
>boink
its the scout sound
>pyro
hes a stupid flaming queer
>stabby stabby
hes a stupid shitstabbing fruit
>death
tired cliche

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>Pyro update is "soon"
>Valve has been saying this since August of last year

>>166159864
>scout mains
coolies
>pyro mains
bullies
>sandvich
BOLOGNA
HAA HA HA HA HA HAA
>cp_metalworks_rc5
Jump, jump, jump, pick med, die
Jump, jump, jump to health pack, jump, frags B)
>reddit spacing

wtf even is that

>bonk
Can't hit what ain't there!
>boink
*boops*
>pyro
ree
>stabby stabby
REEEE
>death
Where do we go after we die?

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Give me one good reason why Jasmine Tea won't win Rewind LAN

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>>166162036
considering valve's questionable 'balance changes' recently, it's probably better that it never comes out

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>>166155598
Do you think medic will make her a new hand or will engine make her one? Or will she just be handless?

>>166162641
>with or without nuts

rofl

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>>166162641
seeing that the engine hasn't been around any of the rest of the mercs it's probably gonna be the medic

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>>166162475
>"Soldier class removed from the game" in both columns
Never fails to get a chuckle

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Post snippers

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>>166163157

snibbety snab.jpg

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>>166156396
i liked the l'etranger before i learned the wonders of being a shitty spy, but shooting everyone to death

>>166157017
All crafted unusuals should be nuts & bolts

>>166162475
do we have one of these for heavy?

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>apparently we had 2 scrims today mentioned in passing
>team leader always reminds me because i have shit memory, not today
>sleep through both scrims
>dropped from team permanently so team leader could take my class which they wanted anyway
>forced to find steel team with only a few days left until season starts
its not fair boys

>>166162475
If they add in airblast jumping I'll nut.

>>166162475
>Weapon reworks
So just make the x10 versions the real weapons?

>>166162641
I'm calling it now, Soldier and Zhanna adopt Medic's baboon baby.

>>166164207
Heavy will be Gorilla granddaddy

>>166164207
what if poopy joe is the biological father

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http://tf2r.com/k6d53ag.html

http://www.strawpoll.me/12159324

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be sure to make it medic themed

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>>166164514

>>166164595
diamond encrusted rape

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>>166163528

I feel you, anon.

>>166164595
>>166164546

milk

>>166164546
>>166164595
fuccboi's flaming fire

>>166164546
>>166164595
i want to cum inside fox from star fox

>>166164546
gaysha boi

>>166164750
do you think i'll be able to find a new team before the season starts? i play demo

>>166130468
i liked this guys videos in the early day, but now he is just this shitty fuck who needs to be beaten

>>166164546
Medic is a fuckboy, and I'm here to prove it.

>>166164595
Waste of money

>>166165516
what if it doesn't fit

>>166165710
Put as much as you can.
If I fuck up the roll, thats on me.

>>166164546
Mega Faggot

>>166165710
type it until it doesn't fit is the general thing, i think

I don't remember the actual text limit, maybe ", I can prove it"