/dfg/ - Dwarf Fortress General

>>165921504
It will disappear eventually.

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>>165921429
I love early years. Killed a FB with one of the first dwarfs ever.

>>165921613
I hope you're right, cause it's been a few seasons now...

>>165921659
Maybe try sending your squad around on the top level to root him out.

>>165921689
I've done that already, had troops walking around the edges of the map. I think the bugged out outside the edges, because I had 3x as many invaders before the game crashed
DFhack doesn't show any undead anywhere though, I wish there was a hack that would just end an invasion

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>tfw silky smooth 5 fps with occasional lag and crashes

How big of an embark area do you guys usually select and how big of a map?

>>165922293
Largest always to compensate for my small penis.

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Reminder that the current version is the best one so far.

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>>165922524
what the actual fuck

>>165922339
What I always do is create gigantic, magma-spewing dick fortresses, and name them after my penis.

>>165923040
>name them after my penis
What's your penis' name?

>>165923105
Little Richard.

>>165923192
>>165923105

That guys was not me my penis is name Megacolossus Satisvengeance.

>>165923285
Mine is the Forgotten One-Eyed Beast.
Beware its spittle.

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>>165924987
>I'll never have the talent to make a fort like that without copying

>>165924987
that is awesome.

>>165925225
I do not. Thats just to much micro for me. Im happy with quickfort designs. at the most.

>>165925225
Just copy a lot of different things and identify reusable modules (i.e. a shape or a combination of rooms). If you copied enough and have enough modules, creativity is just a matter of recombining and varying those modules.

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>>165925225
this
>>165925543

though getting to that size is pretty difficult

>>165923285
>not Richard Daniel Peneras
>That's Dick D. Peneras for you, miss.

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>>165925610
These designs are too much.
If I hadn't masturbated just an hour earlier I'm sure my >>165924909 would be throbbing.

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>>165925956

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>>165926095

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>>165926095
cease animeposting

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some one asked for this a few threads ago.

>>165926095
man these pseudo organic designs make me fucking hard
Reminds me of back when I would embark on a cave, kill the megabeast/semimega occupying it, and make the cave into a home

Is there a menu to find who has killed what? Cause i have a shit load of men in military and i want to find out who killed this forgotten beast

>>165928769
yes

>>165928875
and what is it?

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>>165921429
Anti-square propoganda as the OP? Know you no shame!?

>>165927382
Are you the artist? Do you have a website for your work yet??

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Miners are slow as shit jesus.

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>>165930714
yeah, I will post in it this weekend with more stuff.

https://timbukdrew.wordpress.com/

>>165931825
Tfw 5 lvl 20 miners
Feels good man

>>165932137
Thank you!

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>>165927382
>>165932137

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I wonder what Dwarven Beer tastes like.

>>165934421
like non-watered down beer probably

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>>165934652
Sounds good.
How should I go about transporting myself into my tavern in the game and transforming myself into a Dwarf?
I'm drinking cheap beer right now and it tastes very bland, I'm sure some Dwarven Beer would lift my spirits considerably.

>>165934868
What kind of beer?

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>>165934868
Sounds like we could be friends, anon.

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>150 goblin army sieging me while I still have no weapons whatsoever
At least my fortress is locked off.

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>>165935032
Cheapest Lager in the land.
I only bought three of these and then two quality stouts and an American Pale Ale to give me a slight buzz while I play DF.
No better feeling on earth.

>>165935250
Oh I see. No offense but I've heard that American beer in particular is very watered down. Is that the case btw?

What's the best brand in the US, in terms of providing a noice taste.

>pressing o to offer my goods to trade even though I know better

Damn you toadboy and your pleb filter

>>165935436
I'm finnish, not american.
One of the breweries here just makes an American Pale Ale that is relatively cheap and still tastes decent.
I have visited america, however, and the big brands taste like mediocrity as I believe is the case almost everywhere.
But their numerous microbreweriesm at least in Seattle, have many different great beers.

>>165935686
Oh right, thanks anyway. I'll keep it in mind if I ever travel to burgerland.

>>165935686
America has the best beer offering in the world. There are microbreweries everywhere now.

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>take over another elf girl in a dark fortress
>can't murder my kidnapper since they're dead already
>head home
>find my family
>happy reunion but boring as shit since elves don't have halls to give quests from right
>head to a dorf town nearby
>"GO KILL A FUCKTON OF SABERTOOTHS AND SHIT"
>"OH BEE TEE DUBYA, WE SQUABBLE WITH THE HAMLET NEXT DOOR"
>aight then, I'm gonna see what's up over there
>mayor spits at me
>explain how I'm a poor kidnap victim
>bitch talking about it like it's a good thing
>youjustmadethelist.engraving

>>165935219
Any friend of Senshi is a friend of mine.

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>goblin army surrounds my fortress
>a few weeks later werebeast pays them a visit and bites a few of their soldiers
This is going to be interesting.

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>>165926095
>>165925610
faggots.

Because of you guys. I just spent 2 hours trying to GIMP edit your pictures so i could make a QUICK FORT duplicate of them.

FUCK IT! im done. I got some more skills with photoshop now. THANKS! GOD I WISH I WAS WORKING AGAIN IM SO BORED!!!

>>165935227
Atleast youhave sieges you weebshit. Toady fucked up and they almost never come to me.

>>165940071
Did you check your neighbors before you embarked?

>>165938657
GIMP that shit up nigga!

>>165940096
Of course I did. Gobbos are in range

>>165940190
Damn, my condolences then. Guess it really is just Toady fucking you over.

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>>165938448
>werebest goblins arent hostile to normal goblins
Hmm really made me think

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>>165938657
Well at least i know how you fucking assholes do it now. Unless you do that all in game. This is MUCH MUCH! faster.

FUCK YOU!!! NOW IM GONNA MAKE THE COOL FORTS!

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Here, let Urist hit y'all up with some more knowledge.

>>165940696
If I had that plan to work off of, I could make that in-game in 5 minutes.
I also make pixel art out of bottlecaps for fun, so I guess that could just be me.

>>165941136
Yea well fuck you! i do not know how to make circles or anything other than a square and maybe a cross.

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I wanna post a picture so I'll post this one

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>played DF for several years
>only today notice that there's a difference when choosing a location for your fortress when some locations say "Deep metal" and others "Deep metals"

How did I never notice?

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>be lotr dwarf
>find arkenstone
>kea steals arkenstone

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>>165941054
>that nanking joke in there

>>165941054
>>165942253
Let's be honest now, no one here believes nanking actually happened right?

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>>165941054
Some people just do not know of the snip it tool.

+ i put a badass DWARF STORY AND U FAGGOTS IGNORED IT!

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>>165941054
ちゃんとわかないけど
ユーリストが好き

How to make my hunters pick replenish ammo

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>tfw

>>165942481
Who cares about dwarves

>>165942346
dunno, tell me if holocaust happened

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>>165942346
Of course not.
Those effeminate manlet fuckboys could never have dicks large enough that penetration by them could be considered rape by any measure.

>>165942598
I hate it too when an exe. just doesn't work for no apparent reason.

I remember when I tried to pirate Sniper Elite V2 and the only version that worked for me was the one that wasn't updated.

>>165942481
I mean, a soldier killing a FB is cool and all, but it's literallyeveryfort. I don't know what you were expecting.

>>165942346
Never doubt the ability of nips to avoid blame.
In the run-up to Pearl Harbor, privately there was unanimous agreement among the cabinet and chiefs of staff that war with the U.S. was foolhardy, but no one wanted to go on record against it for fear of sounding weak.
When asked to endorse the war, the emperor responded by reading a haiku written by his grandfather.

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Is there any effect to my dwarves worshipping necromancer god? Like 1/3 of them do, but they ain't no necromancers.

>>165945048
I know it is intended for adventurers and fort dorfs to be able to pray to/receive inspiration from the right gods and become necros and such, but not yet.

>>165941054
frown-anon, if I ever conquer a country, will you be my goebbels?

Has anyone succeeded in eradicating civilizations in adventure mode?

>>165946027
yep
the hardest achievement, DF-wise, is killing all living creatures in a world (including yourself) and enter the age of emptyness
not even kidding, look it up, some bastards managed to do it

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How do I cope with guilt after having my dwarves die from failing to create artifact?

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>>165949195
Stop watching anime.

>>165949195
Think about them as merely a cog in the giant machine that is your fort.
Broken cogs can be removed and replaced.

>>165950148
My civilization doesn't really have many of those cogs left anymore.

>>165950280
Well then
Rev up them breeding programmes

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>Why yes, I do kill all elf diplomats

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>>165949315
this is an japanese animes game and there's nothing you can do about it

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>>165951916

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>>165951916

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>>165941054
mfw im watching the 1997 berserk anime and checking /dfg/ between openings.

mfw I see this post with frown-anon roasting my people.

Seriously though frown-anon pls be my waifu you're even more badass than guts

Why's he called frown-anon? Who is he?

>>165954026
one of the legendary drawfags on this general.

He's actually the newest addition, he tends to draw humourous sketches of meta /dfg/ topics.

>>165953175
Put your grasses on nothing wirr be wong.

>>165954193
Been around a while actually, honestanon was newer, and where the hell is he, one of you fuckers didn't catch him in a cage trap again did you?

>>165956815
It was definitly the whole Discord thing that scared him off. He was the one trying to shill it, if you didn't know.

He posted some new pics the day after the shitstorm, so I thought he was gonna stay after all, but after that, he simply disappeared.

>>165952550
sauce me

>>165957262
Oh fuck was it him? I thought it was just someone else posting pics of his they saved.

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>>165957291
That is a common cropped image to post to indicate the poster's arousal to what the replyee posted, therefore I have no knowledge as to the source.
But I do recognice the artist to clearly being asanagi.

>>165957262
wtf I hate frown-anon now

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>>165941764
>played df for several years
>realized if you press alt A on a workshop you can specify the material for a job
no more mismatched furniture for me

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>>165954613
Inspired me to colourise my old Aztec drawing.

>>165957592
I meant honest-anon, not frown-anon.

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>>165957903
>press alt A on a workshop you can specify the material for a job
Holy shit.

>>165958127
Still dig their art style, but damn.

>>165957903
>>165958187
you do realize that toady added the details function under [d] both in workshops and manager in 43.xx

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>bunch of soldiers roaming through the wilderness
>they aren't assholes to me
>laugh and walk along as they murder wildlife
>they head into a forest retreat
>disgonbegud.codex
>see them stop so I walk over to watch the slaughter
>not sure what I was expecting

>>165960530
Never 4get.

>>165958372
thats only image and what bone / stone tpy.e

ALT A allows you to specify what SPECIFICALLY to encrust, or which STEEL AXE the gold one? or the STEEL one to stud.


>>165958187
i know when i found out. FUCK! so much possibilities!

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>>165961001
I won't, once I figure out what I'm not supposed to be forgetting, unless I forget to do that.

In other news, I was playing up the wildchild angle and started messing around with random stuff I picked up instead of doing my usual clothing+armor hunt, the toy soldier is kinda creeping me out, since it keeps moving around, and I talk about how affectionate I feel after interacting with a pet now.

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damn vampire >:[

>>165963984
He speaks!

>>165958127
wtf I hate honest-anon now

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>>165963984
YOU AREN'T HELPING MY CREEPYFEELS BRO

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>>165963984
damn thats pretty spoopy

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>>165964172
It's certainly a tough case.

On one hand, the OC he made during those weeks when he was active was absolutely delicious. I still have every single pic saved in a special Honestanon folder.

On the other hand, he really did come off as a total shithead during that shitstorm (pic related).

I don't have any prior experiences on the subject, but the way he worded it made me reallty uneasy. For example, he said that the discord channel would be a place from which the more respected community members could "garden" the 4chan thread and make it develop in whatever way they saw fitting.

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WHAT THE FUCK YOU LOSERS POST SOME DWARF STORIES!

This is the name for my group!

>>165963289
What is going on with that inventory?

>>165968875
Who cares about dwarves

>>165967593
I wouldn't be against discords, steam groups and other similar stuff if I didn't seem them destroy generals before.

Better safe than sorry.

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>Dwarf merchants arrive
>See the mangled gorlak left lower arm bones in the corner of my refuse pile
>During the ensuing panic, all of their wagons, one of their yaks and at least one merchant are all instantly killed by the sheer overwhelming horror that consumes them
>The survivors flee for their lives and barely make it out breathing, though it is unknown if they will survive the nightmares that night, or the residual PTSD that will surely cripple them for the rest of their lives
>All this happened on my drawbridge, giving me a pile of worthless shit that weighs about 20 FPS
>Oh well I'll just atom smash it and call it a day
>Pull the lever
>Game freezes
>30 seconds later, (+<<-cherry wood splints->>+) and (-<<-pig tail caps->>-) are scattered across every single tile of my entire embark
>Retire fortress immediately

>>165969795
Better err on the side of caution.
Not all discords can ruin generals, but not all snakes are venomous. Does that mean you go and surround yourself with various snakes?

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>>165970420

I got bored in my last game, I want to have fun so I'm setting beasts and savagery to Very high, any recommendations for embarking? I want to lose a Fortress and not retire it for once

>>165971084
A snek fag helped destroy /kspg/. He got doxxed recently :^)

>>165940696
>that off center corridor
fucking triggered me my man

>>165967593
>For example, he said that the discord channel would be a place from which the more respected community members could "garden" the 4chan thread and make it develop in whatever way they saw fitting.
Wow yeah, how about we fucking don't? I can only assume he must have been pretty new to 4chan, if he thought that would go over well at all.

>>165974891
>>165967593
>For example, he said that the discord channel would be a place from which the more respected community members could "garden" the 4chan thread and make it develop in whatever way they saw fitting.
That's stereotypical leddit behavior/mindset

>>165956815
honestanon was the one who made those detailed pictures of in game scenes with accuracy to which tile contained rocks, etc., right? Or is that someone else?

>>165971084
>Does that mean you go and surround yourself with various snakes?
Not a great analogy. Some very reasonable people do just that, and nearly all of them do so safely and with a wealth of knowledge that will inform them, at the very least, whether any given snake is venomous or not.

But yeah fuck discord. Snakes are rad, though.

>>165931825
what's the software/mod to do the circles n non square designations?

>>165976942
Even leddit is starting to hate that shit. Power-tripping subreddit mods keep doing stupid shit, and the communities of those subs can't really stop them. Reddit admins won't intervene, so the only option is to put up with it, or create a new subreddit and try to convince everyone to post there instead.

>>165978117
He didn't do it manually?

What new/upcoming features are you guys hyped for?

>>165978117
Slaves to Armok: God of Blood Chapter II: Dwarf Fortress

>>165969541
Sometimes dfhackery turns... weird-er than usual.

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*cough* 420 braaah *cough*

This dwarf took such a strong hit of the weed. he just HAD to make a LEGENDARY unforgettable FOR ALL ETERNITY! WEED HAT!

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>>165981173
!!HEMP!!

>>165977342
Yup, and I had a weird dream that we were like the fellowship of the ring, except the hobbits were you drawfags, I was gimli's beard, and we were trying to throw discord into the fires of mount doom.

Post honestanon art? Never seen it

>>165984034
Fuck I can't remember what naming scheme I used, honest didn't pull up anything in my searches, fucking stupid 5+ GB screenshots/funny images/neat art folder.

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>>165970420
Why did you retire immediately? That was not an unsalvageable situation.

>>165972878
I have no suggestions for embarking, but I do advise you that if there's too much savagery in the world there might not be enough non-savage places for dwarves, humans, and maybe goblins and kobolds to live. Elves don't mind savagery, and their jungle empires can become unstoppable juggernauts of endless elf flesh in worldgen, possibly wiping out all of the few other civilizations before you start playing.

Just something you need to be careful about. Also, too many extra beasts also can wipe out civs.

>>165983495
lol wut

>>165984034
Apparently I have only three pieces of his work saved. I thought I had more.

Just upgraded to a new computer and wanted to get back into DF since my CPU is now slightly less shitty. I think I remember most of the basics, but I was just wondering what some of /dfg/'s approved texture packs are? Would prefer one which is just ASCII but nicer looking but any suggestions are fine.

Tileset, not texture pack.
http://dwarffortresswiki.org/index.php/Tileset_repository
There are tons of them out there to choose from, and everyone's taste is different. You might also want to check out bay12's tilesets and graphics subforum.

>>165922482
>not playing future version
The neural interface update will have been amazing.

The DF official forums sure seem to love Linux

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>>165986748

>>165987324
>>165989260
Thanks, my dudes.

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This is strange.
I didn't even know I had a named dog in my fort. I suppose it could be a dwarf's pet, but I can only find one in my livestock list and it has a different name. I certainly haven't gotten a death notification for any named animals.
What's stranger, though, is that it doesn't say that it relates to the killing of an ostrich hen. It says it relates to the slaughter of an ostrich hen. As in, taken to the butcher shop and turned into meat and meat accessories. Which dogs, fictional or not, can't do.
I'm kind of confused. But also more pleased than I ought to be.

>>165990557
Dragon dePlatino on bay12 has a curses vector thread with other sizes, incidentally, super clean sets.

>>165991238
in adventure mode if you play as a creature that has claws or other bladed natural weapons, you can use them as a tool to butcher corpses

new to minecarts, i've got my mine track all built and route set up now, i don't have a stone stockpile i just dump everything next to the masons, how can i get the dwarves to use the cart for dumped stone?

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>>165993250
Interesting factoid, but it doesn't explain how I've got a historical event on record at my fort of a mysterious S&M doggo butchering an ostrich.

>>165994487
You'll need a stone stockpile, a hauling route, and this link: http://dwarffortresswiki.org/index.php/DF2014:Minecart#Hauling_route

>>165993250
Sounds plausible, but no, that is not how it works at all.

>>165994581
Wasn't butchered, just means it enjoyed killing it.

"Took joy in slaughter recently."

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>>165996051
No, depictions of deaths in combat are described as "the killing of..." and butchering is described as "the slaughter of...". Besides, the joy in slaughter thought hasn't been a thing for a couple of years now, and dogs didn't have the tag to be able to get it when it was a thing. And the way an event shows up in the thoughts and prefs screen doesn't influence how it appears in legends anyhow. Furthermore, every ostrich that has ever entered my map has been cage trapped and trained.

>>165967593
hey nigga, he didnt start the shilling himself, only wasnt completely oposed to the idea
personally, I'd hate having a discord, but the guy wasn't as bad as you make him be
he's probably busy with something

>>165978665
be more precise pls, there are just too many answers to that question

>>165997742
Nah, he was the one who started the conversation the only one who argued in favor of it. The only way we knew it was him in the first place was because he included one of his animal skin wearing dwarf drawings in the first post about it.

>>165994717

ok i think i've got it, I set up a stockpile next to it and that seems to be working. I now begin the learning process of carts.

>>165991238
I found his skeleton. I remember him now, got kicked to death by a two-humped camel. I still don't remember why he was named, though. I'll commission a few statues of him to figure it out.

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>>165998540
Forgot pic.

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>>165970420

>he didn't mass dump the items into a tile next to the drawbridge before closing it

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>>165997036
Well, either the dog killed it in combat and it got recorded as being butchered for some reason, or it was butchered and the wrong histfig got credit for it.

It's not possible to butcher something without a tool, claws and teeth do not work.

They're also listed as "struck down" or whatnot if it was anything that a dog could do.

>>165997036
view the item > gui/gm-editor > art_image or whichever field it is > get the art image id, put it where the k is: gui/gm-editor df.global.world.art_image_chunks[0].images[k]

There will be an event field, put that where the j is: gui/gm-editor df.global.world.history.events[j]

It should have I think (47) Slaughter or something like that at the bottom, along with a slayer and victim hf entry, the dog skeleton should have the slayer hf value, but I wouldn't be surprised if the victim one is -1.

Make sure you save beforehand and look at the description of an item to load the art_image_chunks list properly.

>>165999152
Yeah, I suspect the latter case. My guess is they fought while the ostrich was on its way to the cage trap, and when the ostrich was later slaughtered the dog got credit because it had wounded the ostrich. Maybe some kind of conflict flag that ought to have been cleared when they stopped fighting was short circuited by the ostrich being chased into a cage trap. Or something like that. When a creature bleeds out from severe wounds, whatever was responsible for those wounds will end up getting credit for the kill, so it's not much of a stretch.

>>165999829
When I got to the third step I got a "malformed number near..." error. Now when I tried to get the art image id again to make sure I recorded it correctly, it just says target not found.

>>166001070
Hmmm, well you could walk through it by hand, gui/gm-editor df.global.world > scroll down to art_image_chunks after viewing an item (to populate the list) > should just be one or two entries, hit the first one > search for the art image id > check there?

I'm thinking the fight > caged while bleeding > slaughtered is most plausible actually.

>>166001262
I've got work in a few hours, and I should at least try to sleep before then. This has piqued my curiosity though, and I ought to know how to do this shit anyway, so I'll mess with it again tomorrow. This is actually the first time I've touched gm-editor, I didn't even know the output would be in the df window.

>>166001979
Oh yeah, it's a hell of a tool, like I said though, save before poking around in it, and if you screw up or aren't sure what you did, tab over to the terminal window you use for commands and type die to kill the session.

>>165934421
Like Australian (ie, real) beer.

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well how bad can he be if he emanates giving and kindness? + he is fluffy, surely he is a cool dude.

>>166005035
Is that vanilla and if so please give details.

>>166005035
>>166006028
Is it one of those demons/powerful entities pretending to be a deity and ruling a civ?

>>166006028

vanilla it was a straight up dinosaur with feathers. he killed about 6 dwarves, maimed another 3. Some kindness.

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>>166001595

>>166006337
imagine the slaughter if he hadn't been kind

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>>165999152
>Loli Soapybusts

i am a dwarf
diggy dug
sun, barf
oh fugg
im really upset
cause of this fugly square tileset
diggy dug

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>>166008706

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>>166008924
>animeposting

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Sometimes someone just has to step up and say how things really are.

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>>166011136

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>kill some random poison gas FB
>notice about 1/2 my squad has come back leaking blood
>no visible wounds

>>166011136
Shaka when the walls fell

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>>166011136

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dfhack removes save compatibility?

>>166013748
Nope

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>>166013827
I had a game in 43.05
put dfhack over the top
can't see my save in game anymore
it's still in the saves
???

>>165978117
I did it manually.

>>165934421
Lager, and a meady variant that is sweet.

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>>166011136
Funny fact: Hitler, Stalin, Pol Pot, Tanya Harding, and Emperor Palpatine were all nonsquare tileset users.

>>166011136
>Using a tileset at all
>Not using glorious default graphics to prove your manliness

Frown-anon confirmed for elf.

>>166017558
>tileset
I don't think you know what that word means.

I no longer make rooms. I just make fancy dorms. And it has improved my FPS drastically. SO im sticking with it. Also i no longer make COOL Fort designs. They tend to decrease FPS so now i just make simple boxes.

Any one else doing this?

ALSO I FUCKING LOVE WANDERLUST!

>>166019040
Silky smoothness is overrated.

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>>166019040
>giant open square as a fortress
>haha guys look at my FPS!
sounds fun bro

>>166019040
>more spaces that are pathable = less fps
but
>shorter paths, and less obstructions (i.e. narrow hallways with more dwarves) = more fps

So don't just mindlessly open up spaces. Add wider hallways (only) where it's necessary (which I assume might have been part of your problem).

>>166019516
If you're that worried about it wall or door off your mines and the caverns.

>>166019712
That helps too, yes.

>in less than a day goes from >>165940696
>to >>166019146

>>166019174
>>166019146
Much funner than watching my dwarf take 2 minute to move across the fort.

>>166019516
With narrow halls it increases path finding as the dwarves have to step aside for one another


Also i just use HIGH TRAFFIC DES for my boxes. And it still is better than this design

>>166019174

At least my dwarf does not take 40 seconds to move from that magma to the bottom.

>>166019773
Shit. Second reply should've been to >>166019040

>>166019823
>At least my dwarf does not take 40 seconds to move from that magma to the bottom.
Neither do mine, but I don't run DF on a toaster.

>>165978665
NPC adventuring parties are getting me rock hard. You have no idea how much I want this.

>>166019773
:) you knew it was me. Yea i read up on it. And i was at 150 dwarfs. And the game was not super slow. It was my dwarfs that were slow. They took to long to do simple shit.

Also no more huge farm plots 2x2 farm plots at the most. Increases FPS and also makes em plant faster. Even multiple of these is faster than one big 5x5 plot.

>>166019923
Will they visit our forts?

>>166019516
>more spaces that are pathable = less fps
Minimal impact, having 1 tile hallways is worse.
>>166019040
Wanderlust?

>>166019973
I think?

>>166019823
>With narrow halls it increases path finding as the dwarves have to step aside for one another
That's what I said
>less obstructions (i.e. narrow hallways with more dwarves)

>>166019940
150 is probably way too many if you don't keep up with clearing items at least for the first 20 years as well as other FPS best practices.

Regardless of any design decisions or "optimization" the game is going to run like shit eventually though.

>>166019940
The size of a farm plot has no impact on how long it takes any one tile of it. A 5x5, 5 1x5s, or 25 1x1 plots will all take the same amount of time to plant, and will have an identical fps cost.

And YES, you! have an easily LOL! recognizable posting STYLE! Settle down.

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>>166019880
i got 16 gb of ram. The only advantage you have is that im on an AMD chip instead of INTEL and this game utilizes 1 core. SO you do have it better in that regard. ALso im culling unimportant characters now.


>>166020005
Its this


>>166020072
ITS NEVER TO MUCH! i need to have military squads. i NEED to witness the death of 30 dwarfs all at once. Its my favorite part of the game. I even installed the random creature and civ mod. and im gonna try this.

http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=142993.0

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>>166020305
>this game utilizes 1 core

>>166020305
>shitty design made from combining large boxes of different sizes
>dead dwarf on the floor
hmm

>>166020298
i know. its easier that way to be made fun of. hey man im unemployed right now. and i miss socializing to my coworkers. i miss talking to women. now all i got is to play games while i wait for a new IT job. which sucks, especially right now. i think with trump about to be inaugurated it has slowed everyone about to hire down to see what his new policies are gonna be. never ever fucking tell your boss no matter how much they say you are a great worker that you went to a interview for a higher paying SR role.

>>166020408
him just sleeping

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>>166020487
Yeah, just sleeping.

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>mfw a goblin goes stark raving mad after being left on the floor for months with both ankles mangled beyond recognition.

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>>166020417
It's cool man, I'm just giving you shit. Good luck with all that.

>>166020561
You sick fuck. You otta be put in a insane asylum. you sick fucking emotionless being.

>>166020408
>shitty box design
Goes back to spending one hour to make 10 statues.

>>166020393
shut up. i know most games do. But i don't play a lot of cpu intensive games. this game is more intensive than EB 2 with large battles between huge armies.

>>166020729
>You sick fuck. You otta be put in a insane asylum. you sick fucking emotionless being.

Well its a goblin so

>>166020729
So is EBII still unbalanced as fuck or what

Should I just wait for 2.3

>>166020929
im with the NAAGA
National American Awareness for Goblin Associates. This is a clear violation of hate crime laws. further more i- *urist mcgoblin sympathizer has been found dead*

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>>166020929
Someone edit this to show a dwarf and replace communist with goblin

>>166021053
Its pretty balanced man. Im not sure what you mean by unbalanced? I play even on VH battles. And the AI is still balanced unlike rome where his peasants killed your elites. you can wait for 2.3 but i have fun already. im only on this because i miss my dwarfs.

>>166021174
Well when 2.2 was first released I heard a lot of talk about unrest being broken, needing to have low taxes and a full garrison in every city to keep it from rebelling, and that even that sometimes was not enough.

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>>166021164
>le dorfs are fascists meme
no, a quick glance at their ethics in the raws reveals that they've practically the SJWs of the DF universe. if you want to play as a genocidal psychopath, you're better off playing gobbos or humans.

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>>166021590
>Anti-communism is facism
Thats the stupidest fucking conclusion ive ever seen
>>166021164

>>166021819
Complete disregard for the value a human life because they hold the "wrong" political opinions is another matter. You also failed to adress the main point of my post, namely that dwarves aren't racist against the other races in the game.

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>>166021350
yea thats pretty much fixed. Of course if you are playing a small country like pontos and try to take over the world before the first reform. Yea your gonna have rebellions due to having a tribal government instead of the reform government.

>>166021164
my shitty one

>>166021819
Far better than my piece of shit i made while waiting for world creation.

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>>166020393
>It will also probably always use one core

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>>166022297

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>>166022297
But why?

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>>166022378
>>166022297
if i did not know any better. i would say you guys are trying to insult me. And if that was the case i would not subscribe to your youtube channel. Or listen to your vlogs, or follow your instagram.

Also playing the game not full screen increases fps.

>make a fort specifically for adventuring
>retire it, time to adventure
>make adventurer, spend like 5 minutes tapping + to get my starting place my fort
>Nemesis Unit Load Failed
FUCKING TOADYYYYY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>166021590
no humans

I'm trying to start some shit in my fort, but nobody's attacking me.
During embark I had all sorts of neighbors, including gobos. No ambush yet, not even thieves or anything. I've been trying to antagonize the elves for 3 years now by killing their merchants yet no attacks.
I had a couple necromancers siege me once, like 2 years ago. Killed them and ever since I've had nothing. Also, no liason shows up with the dorf caravan
My troops are hitting legendary status and I wanna have some «fun» with this playthough

>>166022000
Communism is the route of all evil, it does not matter if they are human or not, it matters if theyre evil.

>>166023332
I always open up every cavern and allow the free flow of underground beasties to give my warriors something to smack on.

>>166023332
I used the Random civ and creatures mod. Now theres a shit load of civs around me. Gonna wait to see if im attacked just started

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>>166020393
>>166022297
>>166022378
You guys are makin me nostalgic for the days of contemplative face anon.

>>166023536
Yeah but those are too weak for my troops and what actually ends up happening is some important citizen goes down there to grab something and end up getting killed
There's always the option of mining adamantite indiscriminately they say, but I have no experience with what comes out of that

>>166023881
I'm guessing you'd need a fresh world for that?

>>166022468
It was inevitable

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>>166024024

>>166021053
>>166020729
>>166020393
>EB
what gaem

>>166024198
The Europa Barbarorum II mod for Total War Medieval 2

>>166024276
Is it good? What it does?

>>166024040
yea you would.

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>>166024276
Why is that being discussed in /dfg/.
Anyway, it's a godlike mod and base game too.

>>166024336
Yes

The mod basically barbarorums europa

>>166024336
It adds historically accurate troops and SHIT LOAD of information. Like just know. The guys who made that mod. Added information like the kind you see in dwarf fortress. You can learn about ancient Spain, Ancient india. Its just crazy.

>>166024404
Yea i only brought it up temporarily. we should not talk about it too much.

This Stalh armory mod. ADDS a shit ton of weapons and armor haha

>>166024404
He asked, I answered.

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>>166024448
deus vult. TREBUCHETS IN DF WHEN

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>>166024537
I'm posting anime then.

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>>166024615
That's ok

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>>166024715

>>166022000
Relationships between civs are based on their ethics. So while dwarves may not hate gobbos for being different biologically, they do tend to hate them for their cultural values.

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>>166024589
catapults essentially do the same thing

>>166024869
Yeah, but not to the degree that they'd rejoice at the death of a goblin just because he is a goblin. This sadism against elves and goblins is something the players invented, and has no place in the canon game universe.

>>166024589
>>166024894
siege weapons haven't been updated for years. At least dfhack's siege engine GUI makes them usable.

>>166025098
No, but the do tend to be locked in a perpetual state of war until one race is either subjugated or wiped out.
>This sadism against elves and goblins is something the players invented, and has no place in the canon game universe.
Dwarf fortress is a game largely without any lore or canon, the stories that come from DF are random events interpreted by the players in a creative way.

>>166022975
random ethics

>>166024894
>catapults
>even near to being as good as trebuchets
Please remove yourself

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>>166027896
>not using tanks

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I think my mason may be a ponyfag.

>>166028151
>medieval fantasy age
>tanks
please remove yourself twice

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>>166030757
Are you saying that, even when given enough time, Dwarves will never develop tanks?
I refuse to believe that.
One day my dwarves will make tanks and I will ride them.

>>166031557
There's no need for tanks when you have elkbirds

>>166031557
But what if they get stolen by keas?

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>>166031767

>>166031557
>One day my dwarves will make tanks and I will ride them.
Jokes aside, the promised moving fortress parts will make this possible. In theory, we should even be able to build massive moving fortresses.

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>>166031708
>>166031557
Why not?

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>>166032709
>>166032819

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post lewd

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>>166035032

>>165951658
I never get the hate for elves. They don't even bother you about cutting trees anymore, and they have exotic produce and animals to sell you.

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>>166036110

bomb

>>166038529
We can once alchemy is implemented :D

So DFHack has an alpha, do you think someone will pick up Therapist too now?

>>166039513
I don't really give a fuck oniifam

>>166036110
>exotic produce and animals to sell you
Pfft elves don't have anything worth buying.
I only bother interacting with their caravans to train my broker.
Granted, shitty trade goods are no reason to hate their entire race and go on an extermination campaign, otherwise humans and dwarves would be getting the same treatment since their caravans aren't much better.

>>166013885
DFhack hides backups from the "load game" screen by default. Maybe it thinks your save is a backup for some reason?

>>166039754
my hero

>>166038529
>>166039239
honest question
do you think the game's mechanics will stretch enough to make lightning/electricity, light and proper fire and explosions plausible?

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>>166040284
depends

do you think the game's mechanics will stetch enough to make vore, digestive acids and scat plausible?

>>166040450
depends

do you think the game's mechanics will stretch enough to make dwarven rape dungeons plausible?

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>>166040761
Hell used to have demon rape dungeons with chained up prisoners. There were also stains of cum, piss and poo everywhere, as well as lewd engravings.

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>>166041363
Saw this when i walked in.

Is it true that weremammoths are the worst weres?

>>166040284
Fire and lighting arc.
http://www.bay12games.com/dwarves/dev_single.html

>>166041091
>The tentacle demon is performing a depraved act on the dwarf.

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>>166041508
See the bard behind me? The were threw her past me and into the wall. ATM the were is brawling with the lord, as well as some of his men. I wonder if it can kill him before it bleeds to death.

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>>166041870
wtf I love weres now

>>166041508
Well, they're the biggest. I would say that makes them the best weres, not the worst.

>>166042483
>were mamoth
It is terrifying

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>>166011868
Urist, his vomit pouring!

>>166017280
Lies, they were all squarefags.

Huey Lewis, on the other hand, was too hip to be square.

>>166042483
>Weremammoth
>I'm not responsible this time
Eyyyyy

What's worse, a weremammoth or undead mammoth?

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>>166043218
>>166042984
>>166042947
>>166042483
Well, it made a fair share of damage before going down.

Hopefully, that surviving peasant got infected.

>>166043574
Were any of the guards legendary? I'd have expected a weremammoth to take down more.

>>166044342
They spawn naked.

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>>166043574
She turned out to have a pretty rich history. Not only had she been in a war where she actually killed someone, she also killed a werebeast before getting bitten by another one. She didn't fuck with any gods, so i guess she's not as bad as the other werebeasts.

I started watching this guys videos.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLho4SQZxWE

Because i was playing with this stahl armory mod. And wow. I have been watching them last hour lol. I got to get back to playing the game. Either im really lucky.

This mod ads a lot of real life armor and weapons. So i was googling it and his vids came up. I want to mod a falx into DF now :)

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>>166040450

>He is unfettered after getting to be an opinionated asshole.

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>>166045989
Forgot pic.

>>166046164
could you please make the previous post again with the picture?
I wanna crop it, but its prettier if the image and the text are joined

Joyrots the Closed Assembly

this is a conglomerate scepter. all craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality. it is encrusted with oval conglomerate cabochons. this object is adorned with hanging rings of conglomerate

so it's black dildo with a piercing?

>>166046423
Sorry fampai, I'm not about to take the time editing the pic so it can be posted again. I guess you COULD screencap my posts with your reply after them. It makes for a pretty funny whole.

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>>166046742
okay, but instead you gotta look at this gif and tell me if you'd like to have self-damage when atacking in the game

>>166047190
nononononononononono

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

that would be rad if it could happen to you

>>166047190
Toady wants it in there, but he's not sure when he's going to get it in, though he said he feels like it should come in with the martial arts and whatnot, after giving a shout out to the kisat dur stuff.

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>tfw comfy library
>tfw dwarves studying about rocks, the moon, the sun, creatures and toxins from the safety of their rock mountainhome

>>166047190
how did this happen? Like how? DId this guy have a huge deficiency in calcium? or what