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Last time on /ss13g/ - spessmen on a spess station: spess

>We're overpaying Pomf
>What is Space Station 13?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHH1vfY6HTA [Embed]
http://pastebin.com/VNcX2Quc

>New player guide
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/The_Basics
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/General_Help

>BYOND client
http://byond.com/download/build/LATEST/

>Pomf Serbian, main /vg/station server
byond://game.ss13.moe:7777

>Test server
byond://ss13.moe:1337

>Public server list
http://byond.com/games/exadv1/spacestation13

>How do I connect to the servers?
Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location"

>/vg/station forum and logs
http://ss13.moe/forum/
http://game.ss13.moe/logs

>Map renders collection: updated sometimes
http://game.ss13.moe/minimaps/images/maps/

>Coderbus, here!
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13
@rizon #coderbus @rizon #vgstation

>Cryo Autism
http://pastebin.com/raw/YmAyagUa

>SS13 booru for all your SS13 images!
http://ss13.booru.org/

>How To Install BYOND: The Video Tutorial: The Movie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iWiZwv9f1o [Embed]

>Nostalgia
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/text/ss13g/
http://ss13.moe/index.php/bans

>OP Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/raw/u40ABfJz
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First for P I N
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What if we doubled power consumption across the board so that engineering was a real job? At the moment it's binary, either no engines have been set up or somebody spent 5 minutes doing solars so you'll never have to worry about power ever again. Engine autism would actually matter.
Maybe even more than doubled, I'm not exactly sure how pointless consumption is right now.
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>were over paying pomf
Theres 7 peoples on the patreon last i checked, one of them alone donates half the money involved. Dont claim to be overpaying if you arent paying
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>>165890017
http://twitch tv/N3X15

N3X15 streaming ss13 coding!
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what do you feel about the discord?

do you use it?

do you meta with it?
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>>165890841
It's fine. We used IRC and Steamchat before. We use Discord now. Don't get ruffled over change.

Daily, the entire coding chat is there.
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>>165890308
It just means even more blackout calls. you can't fix it.
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>>165890841
I like the discord.
I gained some new friends and play overwatch with them. It also helps me keep in contact with existing friends.
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>>165890308

You might think it's a good idea because you play Engineering and find it boring after you set up power, but it's a bad idea

You already have antagonist that can sabotage engineering, and good luck trying to spit out power after that
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>>165891434
When has an antagonist ever sabotaged an engine with the intent of knocking out power? Either they singuloose or give no fucks about engineering. New engines can be ordered by cargo in a few minutes anyway.
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>>165891597
I remember three people in my entire experience that sabotaged engineering with the objective of power loss.

Christopher Dorner.
Werner Heisenberg in his horrorform 3 hour palooza.
Some vampire that constantly shapeshifted and got into our group of progressivelly less survivors.
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I liked the idea to remove skeleton from the last thread, so I'll expand on it
>skeletons now are as fast as humans
>skeletons are no longer a station race
>retcon skeletons being station dwellers that got fucked by wizard magic
>skeletons are now servants originally summoned by the wizard federation, but are harmless without the presence of a wizard
>skeletons now spawn on a wizard federation grand archive, which is basically a huge library with fun wizard stuff (no spacesuits or pods)
>skeletons can do mundane stuff like play cards or write books to upload to the library system
>maybe even have a holodeck-like thing that lets them take wizard gear and duke it out on the deck for fun
>only way to get there and exchange players is the salvage shuttle
It'd be a good way to get rid of lmaowacky skeletons without any place on the station without getting the players too mad, add some fun fluff for the wizard federation, and also to have some neat features.
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>>165892123
Just make the salvage shuttle a 5-skelly department that flies around and gets up to mischief
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https://www.twitch.vtv/vnv3x15
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Best gamemode is autotator.
I cannot be proven wrong.
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>>165892574
where do I go to learn how to code for this game?
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>>165892574
>didn't even get the link right
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>>165892930
One anon today said that the best gamemode is autotator and has yet to be proven wrong. This story is ongoing and will be reported on as events develop, s t a y t u n e d.
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>>165892995
https://discord.gg/STtrY
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>>165892123
>ID cards for the station are skeleton keys
>has a zoo area with several empty cages, a monkey cage, and a cage with a single grey slime
>pokemon gear and a staff of change are also in the zoo area
>holodeck area is HUGE, and has bomberman arena, thunderdome, wizard duel, and giant chess as settings
>people can no longer see flipped cards in your hand when examining you because that's fucking gay and makes it impossible to play poker
FUND IT
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>>165892995
you open dream maker and look at something similar to what you want and then copy/paste what you need and make it work :^)
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Yes, but when is Probe finishing his meme Lamprey Station vault?
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>>165892123
>>165893351
Add a REALLY fancy cursive font too.
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>>165893642
My WHAT?
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>>165890017
>Send Borg to Anomaly
>Die just before he comes back
>Dont get to play with any of the cool treasures.

;-;
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>When you get ambushed so hard you drop your mouse IRL

I immediately regret multiple life decisions.
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>Want to autism fort
>Get connection issues in eng maint where my screen locks but I can talk
>Relog to fix it
>Getting the succ
>Engineer comes in the room but doesn't even open the locker we're both in.
Reeeeeee
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>be emagged
>spend all round looking for target as ordered
>never find them, they died somewhere anyway
>only kill one guy in self defense
>meanwhile, silicon/security war because why not
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>>165895236
Security wanted to reset just cause but they were helpless retarded. Use your battering ram if yo udon't know how to thermite or lift unpowered bolts.
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>nonantag
>find id changer and voice disguiser in the trash
>try to pull a couple pranks
>pretend to be the botanist and claim the chef stole my emag
>heard sec lynching the chef
>anticipate a bwoink
>turned out both were syndies and the botanist had an emag
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>>165895302
instead, they tried to tell the borgs to do it, and attacked us when we refused.


Meanwhile, I saved the HoS for shits and giggles by locking the guy killing him in a maintenance hall that he couldn't escape.
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>>165895334
Not only did the botanist have an emag, they BOTH had an emag.
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>like 12 bodies in medbay
>no biomass
>no pills other than anti-tox, which is already readily available
>no mix
>no plasma
>the two doctors are running circles around medbay, not treating anybody
>end up head transplanting two crew to monkeys to defib them after cloning the HoS
>gear up for the inevitable clusterfuck of the escape shuttle
>there is so much shit everywhere that my game is barely able to function
>my view lags behind as i go to escape
>it updates after about 8 seconds
>permanently on the floor with radiation from the borg bunker
BORGS REEE
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>>165895334
Great metagaming champ.
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>>165895393
sounds like a typical service department
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>>165895398
If it makes you feel better, I wanted to do that for 3 years
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>>165895548
it got me good, and from what I could see everyone else ignored the bodies and walked in to die deeper inside
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>Be warden
>captain and HoS intervening in security matters, AI is obviously was hacked by the first tator
>they BORG the first tator under HIS OWN LAWS
>memes occur
>man dieing from bloodloss, begging for iron pills
>tell an officer to take his PDA and get him some iron
>he brings 50 iron sheets
>bully a traitor in perma for the rest of the round and shit falls apart all around me.

weird round!
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So last round is what hippie feels like regularly?
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>>165895617
still got greentext, mission accomplished
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>>165895617
get wood, make a bowl, add metal, grind metal, sip
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>>165895596
So many good times

>>165895617
Mortar metal sheets and drink or inject. You can supplement it with the vendor donuts. There's like 6 boxes of 12 if you hack them too.
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>>165895617
I ordered a medical crate, surgery crate and blood packs for the brig early in the shift to set up brigbay, they never arrived

t. One of your officers
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>>165895681
ahh. proves how much i know!
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>one second before the round begins meme ooc with "pls gib antag"
>get traitor and ling
>has been like 5 months since i got antag because roles are fucked
>first absorb is clumsy and with thermals i can see that an engineer heard
>opens every door but the one im in by miracle
>absorb like ten people after
>holocarps
>zas
>everything goes to shit
>sec sees me emaggint into hop and taking a gun
>might as well go loud
>nope
>the moment i click my compute freezes
>die internally
>comes back minutes later
>im alive
>apparently the officer died at the hands of a spider queen before arresting me
>borer bro helps me out
>deathsting niggers
>deathsting the captain, he had a fucking e-sword
>absorb some nigger with an agent id named "The shuttle"
>get mad traitor loot
>deathsting the mime captain
>borgs rogue apparently
>with most lingalings powers, a borer, traitor gear, the cap laser and a good spirit i go to the shuttle while shooting niggers behind
>nope, cyborgs have made hell out of the shuttle with a shard and uranium walls
>get to kill one but shard 2strong

Missed this so fucking much.
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>>165896271
after you shot my chest to hell with that lazer gun I grabbed all of the armory and came after you. A shame about the shard and walls, it would have been a great showdown

t. warden
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>>165896559
i shat my pants when you didnt fall or slow down after like 5 cap laser shots
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>>165896739
Borer from the captain you murdered was inside of me. Kinda poetic if you think about it
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>>165892123
>>165892398
>>165893351
>>165893980
Just wasted time coming up with shit for it that'll literally never be made because I don't know shit about coding/mapping and I doubt exiling skeletons received well.
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>>165896908
Needs a kitchen. Maybe put one in between dorms/botany and the bar?

Also, the bar should have a back room with building supplies, and only serve milk. Make sure there's lots of syringes and forks.
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>>165896908
Add a 1-use item in the wizard's den that summons random a skeleton to the wiz den, makes it an antag with the orders to assist the wizard, and give it a random spellbook and single-use teleport scroll. Shit would be fun as fuck.

Also don't make it only accessible with the salvage shuttle, it'd be an OP as fuck cultist base.
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Which job has gotten the most powercreep in the last year or so?
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>>165898218
trader hands down, but i'm not sure it counts because it's still new
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>>165898274
I'm just hoping the net result is more trading and less birdtiding.
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>>165898354
traders are on the tightest leash this game has, tighter than the fucking punishment roles, only maybe beat by head roles
i'm not concerned
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>>165896739
Tase and shotgun every time there's not glass in the way man. Lasers are for baddies.
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>>165898452
Because the bird tide was insufferable.
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>IT'S [GAMEMODE]
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>>165896908
More ideas for the holodeck:
Shootout:
>one team gets grey jumpsuits, gasmasks, insulated gloves, and black shoes
>other team gets sec gear
>both teams get a laser or a shotgun for each person

Lasertag:
>Lasertag.
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>>165898764
It's what happens when you have two purges with ample announcement ahead of time.
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>>165898764
>[00:40:51]SAY: Zachary Hensha/Carshalash (@12,244,2) : OH SHIT OHDJHNSFNF
>[00:40:56]SAY: Zachary Hensha/Carshalash (@12,245,2) : ITS AUTOTRAITOR
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Admins confirmed, next purge is on the twentieth
tell your friends, /vg/station is rules free on 1/20/17
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>>165896908
Sounds like the epitome of comfy. Code it, Probe.
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>>165898218
security. SPS's were fixed, and Lol roundstart pocket lethals that stun, can't be emped, and can be reloaded with the press of a button rather than having to retreat and charge. I don't get how anyone can even have fun with sec, it's all so brain numbingly easy and I'm forced to let known traitors go just so something can keep the round interesting. Even rampant greytiding is super easy to stomp out these days.
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>>165900113
I would believe you if security actually worked.
KEEP BUFFING THEM UNTIL THEY WORK
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>>165896908
Needs some kind of autism project place so people don't get bored of playing it so many rounds in a row.
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>>165890017
tfw no telescience waifu
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>tfw I helped the chef most the shift protectin his ass.
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>>165900113
It's kinda depressing to see how much the powercreep has gone out of hand on the server.
Probably no way to get shit nerfed back down, since everyone hates having their favourite thing nerfed, and we're voting on things democratically.
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>was a quartermaster
>hunting a wiz
>wiz used mindswap on me
>died by Security
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>>165900803
you were an awesome help man
good fuckin round all things considered.
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>>165896908
>>165900384
Make the main hallway longer and add a big atmos room with RPDs and lots of metal and glass sheets. Across from it could be a room with clothing vending machines, an autodrobe, wizard vend, washing machines, and various random articles of clothing that don't come from any of those machines.

Also fuck the salvage shuttle can get to it idea, it should be inaccessible. Too much shit that could be niggered.
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>>165900816
If everybody is dead nobody can be the wizard
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>>165900909
There's like 2, 3 people with mindswapped, and i saw one of the wiz on my headquarters.
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>>165900816
You were running around with your egun turned to lethals, in your hand, ready to be disarmed. Don't do that anymore it's a workplace hazard
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>eating dinner while having space open in the background, ghosting the round
>get drafted as a wizard
>have never played wizard before and have no idea what anything does
>feel the pressure of all the ghosts observing me waiting to see me do something stupid
>everything I do is stupid and three minutes later I've died to an electrocuted door
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>>165901114
Were you my apprentice?
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>>165901114
just do scrying + gemsuit + firebird + fireball + horseman curse
it's the single most braindead faggotiest wiz build possible that everyone has to try once
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>>165901114
You weren't the only bad wizard. I was given a sympathy retry, did okay staff of changing and jaunting around like a cock the second time, but got robusted.

As long as the round is fun, all that counts.
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>>165901114
better than the wizard that got merced in the fucking bar
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>>165901193
I like firebird/SoC/fireball/whatever I'm feeling like
It's a fun time.
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>>165890017
The Tazer needs to be nerfed.

Ranged stun combat is pretty gay. Its not really even any fun, and its not like you really even have to worry about missing shots, especially as sec, because its not hard to get ahold of 4 of them round start.

Even the Stunbaton is a bit much.

Would be better if melee stuns were probability based instead of guranteed.

What happened to security shoving guys over and wrestling cuffs onto them? Now its just spray the fucking hall with "I win yellow sprites"
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>>165901278
>What happened to security shoving
it was never a thing
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>>165901160
If your apprentice was the one that got summoned five minutes before roundend, yeah. I have Wizard set to "never" on the special roles so I dunno why it picked me

I picked up your spellbook instead of one I could actually use, didn't know Knock opened doors so I disposal'd myself to get out of science, finally figured out knock so I went to Atmos to get a hardsuit in attempt to trick people, got doorcrushed by the AI
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>try to change the vox I mistakenly chickened back into a vox again
>the geneticist has the dna scanner is set to duration 10 at maximum intensity
>nearly fucking broil the chicken

What did he mean by this?
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>>165901278
>What happened to security shoving guys over and wrestling cuffs onto them? Now its just spray the fucking hall with "I win yellow sprites"
You played on another server then came here and complained.
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>>165901278
>probability based
they already kinda are, anon. pure-blooded RNG is a touchy subject that usually leads to more frustration than not. I don't disagree with the idea of nerfing them, the only problem is the entire game revolves around stuns. you have to think about the implications when you make a change. I was actually thinking to nerf cuffs and allow for biting and kicking, and other simple and basic tasks, maybe even reduce the uncuffing time or not have it reset while running.
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>>165901278
Git gud
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>>165901576
Instead of cuffs resetting when you move, it should just do half progress for that second, so that if you run for the entire length of your uncuffing it takes twice as long, with the possibility of finding a quiet spot occasionally to stand still.
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>>165901576
>allow for biting and kicking
There's a good reason why those are disabled
>cuff greyshit/antag
>they autistically nontop try to bite you all the way to brig
>you have to stunlock them all the way there or fucking harmbaton their skull in
>if you don't have enough stuns you just HAVE to harmbaton their skull in
No officer should have to deal with that shit.
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>>165902094
I could see it being re-added if it had like a 30% chance to hit.
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>>165902094
You have to remember that 90% of officer are valid hunting shitters who kept getting robusted as assistants.
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>>165902395
Nah, fuck off with that retarded shit.
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Can Mommis build turrets?
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>>165903919
They're capable of doing so but it's technically a law violation.
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>>165903919
>>165904194
it's a contentious issue.
Last I checked it was allowed, but varied by mod.
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>>165904194
>You may not involve yourself in the matters of another being,

A turret in it of itself is not involvement. Especially if you have it turned off at the start.

>you may not harm any being, regardless of intent or circumstance.

Every one knows Tazing is not harming. As long as you don't set them to lethal. No harm is done.

>You must maintain, repair, improve, and power the station to the best of your abilities.

Turrets are an improvement.
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>>165904741
It's one of those things where it depends on what exactly you're doing.

Building a turret itself isn't involving yourself with another being.
Building a turret in the hall and turning it on is.

You'll get 5 different answers from 5 different admins because the context will be different every time.
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>/vg/ will never have a multi-z ship with flight capabilities and sectors.

Deck 1
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>>165905445
What's that Bays new deal?
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Deck 2
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>>165905495
http://imgur.com/a/0mcB4
This will apparently be a thing.

Third deck
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Deck 4
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How do you maximize the usefulness of the telepad for helping the rest of the crew?

I usually set up cameras, and a crew monitoring device. But theres usually a lot of downtime. Also I send out GPS units to find anomalies (vaults/etc) but people usually arnt interested in exploring them until the end of the round. And its somewhat difficult to self explore them without being a faggot and using the teleporter to steal the hand tele. Or begging the QM for wormhole jaunters.

Any ideas on how to utilize telesci aside from zipping people out of danger, and xploring.
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>>165905667
Seems real nice.

>>165905780
IS THAT A HONK MECH
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>>165905901
To improve your vault-game try being a liaison for another player. Miners, Spacepod Mechanics, and Assistants are all keen. You have a space suit to spare for them even.

If you're ever looking to improve a job start finding ways to interact with other players.
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>>165905916
Honk I didn't even notice that. I'm pretty hype to play this desu. Will be interesting to say the least. There are some changes coming soon-ish that will enable the overmap and it'll be tested soon.
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>>165905976
Random question time. What's your stance on races? Should some be removed? Do you think we need more?
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>>165905916
it'll be the toy.
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>>165905445
>>165905562
>>165905667
>>165905780
>Captain would actually have a job
>Going from randomized z-level to z-level, sending out a salvage crew
Port it
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>>165906541
They totally redesigned the job system too, seperating NT and military.
IMO we'd be best off axing it if we ever port this

To TL:DR it, every department except science and civilian are part of the military, and you get jobs according to the rank and the branch of the military you set. There is the expeditionary force, muhreens and the fleet. Certain jobs have rank restrictions, and a few have branch restrictions.

Civilian is some contractors that run some parts of civilian like the bar, alongside with all of research who are in charge of doing the prospecting/exploration alongside their normal duties. RD is pretty much the boss of anyone who is not part of the military.

Once again, we'd not need to keep it, as it's kinda iffy, but it's still cool.
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>>165906756
I agree we should leave everything as is. It works for Bay and their style of play but not ours.
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>>165906976
Now to get some poor sod to port multiz and the overmap system.
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>>165906976
Accidentally half that post, my bad.
Meant to add that the multilevel dynamic would be neat. Having fires on Decks 2 and 3 with proper firefighting gear being stuck on Decks 1 and 4 for example but the fire is blocking the stairwells up/down
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>>165907113
Their current map (pretty much boxstation) has a maint sublevel. It's very neat. You'd still probably be able to use an elevator in that situation tho.
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>>165907170
How does it handle explosions that tear through the floor? Do you fall into the sublevel?
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>>165907302
Yeah. Depending on the explosion it may just rip through a few sublevels. You fix it the same way by adding a rod, and a floor tile.
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>>165900806
If only there was some kind collaborator who warned us about this before it happened.
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Why is Intigracy so good at ERP?
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>>165907941
Probe made code dictator for a month or two when?
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>>165908601
Probe loves powercreep more than any other collaborator in the codebase.
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>>165907985
>posted 2 minutes after kammerjunk started talking in discord
hmmmmmmm
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>>165908653
Only one I ever see calling it out.
Who were you thinking of?
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>>165908796
Clusterfack, probe is the one who thought that infinite resources from fabricators printing rcd pieces was great for the game.
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Miner at the Engineering pod, I'm so sorry I couldn't save you.
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>my reaction after I made two grues, and a horror ling.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xc0EzLc7NZg
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>>165909389
Grue here with the borer, had a blast after a long uneventful time as monkey
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>>165909212
I was mad that carbons got their mat synth nerfed to hell but borgs were kept the same. Even today you can just order a borg to scan your mats and unlock its cover then swap hypercells till you have so much phazon you don't care.
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>>165901278
>Stay fed
>Avoid slowdown gear and pack painkillers or Juice
>Actually dodge or get krunked on combat stimulants and don't run like a retard
>Pack painkillers
>Wear decent armor and have a pill bottle of broad spectrum meds to slam so you can take >600 "damage" to actually die
>Get a borer and or nanobots for even more
>Use cover and be aware of your surroundings
>Use other powerful tools
>Pack denial tools like firebombs and sleep bombs.
>Fake them out with dropping fake bombs to make them hesitate
>Subvert the fagicons
Shove wrestling was never a thing here and is unbelievably stupid to do because any halfway decent player can literally punch you to death if you try Git fucking gud on both sides. You can shove wrestle as sec if you want and if you're not sec git fucking gud instead of crying for a nerf.
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>>165903919
They used to despite my campaigning against how retarded it was. Fast forward like a year when I do it again I got notes for doing it. So, no depending on the admin.. and no will be the one handling your case
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>>165909389
pablo grue here, thanks bro. it was fun skidaddling around the station and destroying lights.

i hope i didn't piss anyone off
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>>165905445
You could do it tomorrow. We have ladders.
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>Join as chemist at 13:30
>expect it to have all gone to hell
>its actually not bad
>time to make pills!
>just kidding time to perform back to back surgeries for 15 minutes then watch as the station goes to hell
special shoutout to the sec officer who was vomiting up spiders but refused to take antibodies till I tracked him down
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Begone, page 10!
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I do the same lighting set up usually, but I change the colors.

Comfy round.
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>>165912846
God that's fucking revolting.
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>>165912770
Edit for guy in second panel with fist in the air as bald when?
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>>165912770
b-but there is a peer review process
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>>165913996
You know all my kelly edits got a lot weirder now that you're back and not dead.
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>>165914349
> Errorage
> Good coder
good god man I know this is satire but jesus christ
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>>165914349
>Intig probe cluster and pjb are the only collabs
>PJB is the only one that isn't a part of their circlejerk
>He still fucking sucks anyway

I hate it all.
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>>165900704
Fritzl is dead and never will set up a working cryo. Ola is now the telescience waifu.
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Science Dream Team
R&D: ???
Robotics: Kelly
RD: Terry or Ricky
Toxins: Viktor and Mitchel
Xenobotany: Rina
Xenobio: Nello or Evangelyne
Xenoarch: ???
Telescience: Ola
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>>165914880
There's also n3x15 sood and comic.
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>>165914880
and exxion.

damnit i knew i was forgetting someone.

and we all listen to each other.
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>>165914880
Hey, I collaborated on adding three sprites
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>>165915893
God bless you anon.
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>tfw you will never have a qt librarian waifu that will introduce you to Lacan, Debord or Kierkegaard.
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>>165916228
It's really cool to see them when they come up, even if they are shit

Because they're my shit
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>Quiet unstaffed lowpop station
>More people come
>Shitter tide rolls in
>Everything goes to shit
>Mime legitimately wasn't a bad dude
It was bizarro world
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>>165916376
Mimes are silent victims
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>>165916341
>implying anyone would read copypasted Philosophy
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>>165915364
>Used to be on the entire dream team
Feels bad to get old and bitter man.
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>>165916369
I feel the same way about food delivery bags. That was the first thing I coded.
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>>165916445
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>being the janitor
>cleaning everything
>putting signs of wet spot
it was fun.
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>>165916471
Magboot, jackboot, tajaran and clown prints
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>>165916445


>Told to arrest the mime
>They motion to their PDA
>Read their messages

Holy fucksauce. They had the captain in the bag with evidence and everything, and the only officer seemed to downplay it entirely

http://pastebin.com/XfSCWqQ4
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>>165916445
Still confused and sad that Antonio threw a lube fit after getting arrested for pdaing in a bomb threat

>>165916508
Please use your soak, syringe your space cleaner into the bucket, get the chaplain to bless your water tank or get ammonia/cleaner from chem after they stock the fridge. It's really frustrating to be trying to respond to an emergency and get watered. There's no excuse for it.
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>>165916569
Ok ok. o7
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>>165916525
W what
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>>165916569
Soap*
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>>165916508
Janitor is strangely cathartic even when you're not intentionally creating a slip hazard
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at least rigatoni got my poem
security is dumb
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>>165916569
I didnt throw a lube fit, I was just bored. Lube makes me laugh harder than it should in this game.
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>>165916873
Well you caused a big issue at a bad time
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>>165913996
It took me a minute, but I see what's going on in that image. It's rolling FUDGE dice- it's randomly adjusting a value up or down by 0-3. Is that our code or just a generic image?
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>>165917605
That's our genetics code.

Yep.
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> Knowledge is intrinsically related to pleasure. Surely there must exist a way to eroticize knowledge, to make it highly appealing. That official education doesn't seem capable of making that obvious, that it seems to purposefully present knowledge as off-putting, bland, humdrum, non-erotic… I find that to be a peculiar feat — for which there must certainly be a motivation. Why would our society want to make knowledge look so dull? Maybe precisely because of the people that end up excluded from access to that very knowledge.

> Imagine people having an urge for knowledge the same way they have an urge for making love. Could you imagine the size of the crowds rushing to schools in droves? It would cause severe social disruption. It makes sense for a society seeking to limit people's access to knowledge to make it as unstimulating as possible and to limit the incentives to learn to secondary rewards such as competitive diplomas or high salaries.
Michel Foucault, 1975

Is Pure Autism within the server a form of Eroticism?
On seriouse note, why do people love atmos and general pure autism so mutch?
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>>165918170
Because my brain is fucking huge
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>mime stunning and killing everyone
>got a opportunity to kill mime when he slipped on wet floor on the emergency shuttle
>mime dies
>got stunned and killed.
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>>165919502
Don't worry, I'm sure the sec vox didn't know what the fuck to do
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>Canisters with high enough pressure can actually break windows
Nice
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>>165919502
>mime stunning and killing everyone
Sure thing, stuns = kills. You got it buddy.
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>Emagged console
>Send message to [UNKNOWN]
"Hello, this is the station AI of Super Secret Crab Station 6. Please ignore any past and future messages you may recieve or may have recieved. Thank you, and sorry for the trouble."
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baby's day out mode when

>player controlled baby spawns at roundstart
>captain has to secure him
>anywhere from 2-5 undercover syndicate agents cooperate to capture him
>baby can resist out of people's grasp/containers and ventcrawl on cooldown timers
>babu gets randomized objectives as the round goes on (e.g. "go to the laundry room," "pet ian," "light somebody's cock on fire"), completing them enhances baby's abilities and strengthens its plot armor for further mischief
>baby must eat regularly or die (to prevent players from locking it in a room for extended periods)
>four minutes before the emergency shuttle docks all agents are notified via pda uplink that a syndicate shuttle will be arriving at one of several random locations at the same time as the emergency shuttle
>if the baby arrives at centcomm, the crew wins
>if the baby arrives aboard the syndie shuttle, the syndicate wins
>if the baby's left on the station or dies, everyone loses (round continues??)
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>>165922092
That is actually a disgusting image and I regret ever thinking this was funny
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>>165922217
https://www.f-list.net/c/under%20station%2013/
haha
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>>165922217
Who drew that?
I want to commission a drawing from them
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>>165922573
no, no you don't
you don't want to spend actual money on a drawing of that quality
you really don't
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>>165922546
Nevermind, I don't want to see any more profiles.
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>>165922573
>nu-spessmen want pictures of their statics that badly
This community is starting to fester.
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>>165922954
>starting to
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>>165922954
Got an issue hun?
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>>165922954
At least before we could say that "it's just the thread" but this behaviour is now oozing into the game itself and the circlejerk discord.
This community is just a festering oozing circle of dicks.
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Give me one reason why Yred shouldn't be permbanned
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>>165923286
Give me one reason why he should
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>>165923473
>inb4 muh powergame
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>>165923473
Fuck off Yred
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>>165923286
>>165923608

>Fucking metaclubbing admins ban people they don't like and protect people they do
>We need to permanently ban this person just because I don't like them!
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>years playing SS13
>no one ever told me about this game

It's like a single player SS13, except with more autism
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>>165923862
But Yred is metaclub
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>>165923930
Isn't that the powder toy game?
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>>165923930
Well post the name of it, dork
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>>165924058
>>165924048
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>>165923930
That powder game? You're not even a person, it's just a chemistry simulator.
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>>165924416
I only play SS13 for the pipes autism and other engineering shit, Powder Toy is like a paradise for people who like pipes. Plus it's out on Android
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>warden was a fucking shitter
>Intervene from warden killing lizard hachi
>Warden harmbatons me until I'm orange to red
>yahir offers to take my spot warden chases yahir. While I get pissed at the fucker again.

Who the fuck was this idiot exactly?
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>Three cultists, not even antagonizing, one even volunteers to be turned into a lizard for ... I can't figure out why. Meme status?
>Warden declares martial law, runs around with a combat shottie out, screams about anyone who disobeys him will be executed immediately

C O M D O M
O
M
D
O
M
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>Start off cult vox chef
>no other cultists talk to me, do all the research alone
>surgeon(reica) is offering body transplants to other species, good opportunity to get someone alone.
>halfway through surgery get up and stun talisman them, reica has a null rod
>get beaten with a null rod and put back on the table
>get transplanted into a lizard, she cuts off the new body's arm
>running around with warrants out for me, manage to loose sec and get back to my kitchen back room
>get some more talismans, can't get another arm because sec is patroling the halls
>manage to get a messy stun and convert on the clown and his helper
>they run off without taking tomes
>go and try and get a tome, get arrested and nearly killed.
Solo cult is suffering.
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>>165924048
>>165923930
Back in my day this was called Falling Sand Game
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>just working medbay
>offer trans-species surgeries
>vox signs up
>go for it
>sneaky bird jew tries to pull some gypsy shit on me
I caved his skull in, transplanted it into a lizard and threw him out
I didn't even know it was cult
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>>165924619
Get an arm*, accidentally a word.

>>165924605
Never actually intended to be turned into a lizard, it was just an excuse to get the doctor alone in surgery.
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>My main nigga Ola saves me from some carp that roughed me up
>But he didn't know that they were stuck trying to move each other out of the way to get to me
It was in stitches.

Good mining shift.

>>165924605
>get back to the station after delivering a fat sack of minerals
>see a taser bolt flying down the hall outside botany and duck into a side room
>apprehensively walk towards medbay cause I'm an idiot and didn't think about the stolen hand teleporter in my bag

>security officer just belting off combat shotgun rounds blindly down the hall
>I was standing directly in the path not 10 seconds ago
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>>165924605
>>Three cultists, not even antagonizing, one even volunteers to be turned into a lizard for ... I can't figure out why. Meme status?
>>165924619
>>no other cultists talk to me, do all the research alone
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>>165924489
>you break out
>i go back to try to fix the window
>warden just runs out and lethals me to death
>neither of us were cultists
>warden wasnt an antag
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>>165924876
welcome back deity
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>>165924940
I've never really left https://github.com/JMWTurner

I've resumed my studies back in October and was on a group project for the last 2 months. I'll get back to coding for spess this week.

There are plans for cult, but I'll finish the striketeam revamp first for the sake of doing one thing at a time.
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>>165924887
Warden is ripe for a note because of that.
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>>165925012
>Deity is going to buff his shitty pet antag project again
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>>165925012
bby, when are you going to remove manifested ghosts being able to summon nar-sie?
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>>165914880
>>165915817
>>165915848
>riri and me are the only ones people forget about
>mfw writing "riri and me" as part of a sentence
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>>165924685
>"just working medbay"
>have a null rod
What?
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>>165915050
>Fritzl is dead
N O
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>>165925395
It's Reica
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>>165925395
The chaplain asked for an audience, he killed himself and I took his phallic rod before spacing the body
I tried to give it away and forgot it was in my bag
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>>165925494
>The chaplain asked for an audience, he killed himself
just another day aboard space station 13
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>>165925583
>Assistants are all set to paroled
>>
Were it not for the laws of this station, I would have robusted you.
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>>165924685
How do you do trans-species surgeries? Take someone's brain out and put it in another body?
>>
http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=14&t=3454

LOL?
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>>165925274
riri is still a collaborator?
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>>165926720
ahelp/pray
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>>165925274
oh holy shit I forgot you baudios. Sorry.

Probe
bauds
clusterfack
ComicIronic
Pomf
Exxion
Sood
Inti
N3X15
and
PJB

We're a dream team.
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>>165926720
The brain defines the soul of a player and the torso defines the species. If you put a human brain into a grey skull on a human human with tajaran arms and vox legs, it's considered a human.
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>>165926925
>on a human human
Human torso.
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>>165926925
Nice try kiddo. Any tajaran biology makes you valid.
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>>165924685

>Be a medical doctor
>Harm your patients even if they did just try to forcibly convert you to a death cult.
>Not completing the operation and then restraining them for processing by the security services.

"I will treat their wounds, I will heal their wounds, I will bind their wounds, but I will not inflict their wounds." - t. Hawkeye
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>>165926720
yep, brain in, fix the skull and defib

stok and farwa can be turned into aliens the same way monkeys can be turned into humans, hydroponics orderable
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>>165927058
it was meat-rubbish anyway, his brain was going into a lizard
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>>165927047
>not wearing long sleeves to hide your sweet extra unarmed damage
Enjoy your grey-tier strength, you manbaby
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>>165927313
ahcktually the melee proficiency is stored in the torso however lizardmen also have bonus unarmed damage from claws

the ultimate life-form is a lizardman chest, augmented eyes and lungs, and vox feet
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>>165927438
So do dionas
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>>165927496
i haven't actually tried working with diona as the primary graft, but i suppose if you hid the torso with another species' limbs it would confuse opponents

but lasers are very common in combat
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>>165927438
what do augmented eyes and lungs do for you? and why vox feet?
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>>165927438
Wouldn't catbeast eyes be the best?
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>>165927618
adv. lungs do not pop and have plasma resistance, they are also more resistant if not immune to EMP

advanced eyes are plasma resistant (you will not go blind in plasma with them) and are welderproof, possibly also flashproof

vox feet enable the use of vox talonboots, which are magboots that give no slowdown while active, from the vox trader outpost

>>165927696
for darkvision, yes but NVG on advanced eyes beat them
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>>165927618
Vox feet can wear voxboots
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>>165927768
>plasma resistant (you will not go blind in plasma with them)
you only need to have any sort of eye coverage to not go go blind in plasma
literally sunglasses protect you from plasma
a one-eye mediHUD protects you from plasma
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>>165927970
Thanks. Fixing this now
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>>165927768
Advanced lungs do pop, they just have a higher health

Lung popping doesn't care about health, it's literally just a random roll of the dice
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>>165928047
That's fucking reatrded
Someone recode it
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>>165924685
Stealing the null rod just for cult immunity is pretty fucking bad I think. Is it not enough that you guys are always pumped full of 500 anti tox, synaptizine and hyperzine?
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>>165928219
Maybe if cult wasn't so shitty people would actually want to play it
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>>165928283
>maybe if admins weren't so shitty about cult people would actually want to play it

FTFY
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>>165928219
it was coincidental
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>>165928219
>Is it not enough that you guys are always pumped full of 500 anti tox, synaptizine and hyperzine?
Anyone who injects themself with enough chems to not be affect by injections needs a ban from medbay jobs and then a general ban if they keep that shit up.

There's powergaming, and then there's being a nigger.
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>>165928354
ahelp it if you see it desu

It's basically on par with disconnecting the plasma from the mix tank "just in case"
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>>165928354
>enough chems to not be affect by injections
It's actually nowhere near as good as you'd think, even Yred himself who does it every single round as scientist admits it only ever saved his ass twice in all his time doing it
Not to mention it only really targets chloral
t. serial powergamer
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>tfw learned how to tame carps and hacking jukeboxes
good round, chappie was a cool guy for teaching me how to
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>>165928874
>i throw trash all over the rin
>>
>Chap
>Mad chats for most of the shift
>Talk to chef for a large majority of it
>Lead a blind janitor to the shuttle
>Killeb by chef at the last second
>Traitor, I was his target
POTTERY
>>165928979
no problem lad
>>
Miners getting it done.
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>>165928354
inject them with radium

if they're not powergay you can stick some antitox in them and they'll be fine
if they're powergay they'll shudder and you can spray them with polyacid
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>>165929023
I didn't get traitor until the last five minutes of the game. I'm sorry chap, I really hate when I get a target of someone I've been hanging out with.
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>>165929184
even more dramatic, wouldn't have gotten me if I didn't help out in med

wew lad
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>late join as bartender
>bar is depressurized so swing around back to get into my back room
>shocked
>instantly die.
>total time allotted since joining the game: 5 seconds
>nobody finds the body because it got zas'd under a fuel tank when someone opened the door.

sometimes space is just straight up unkind.
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>>165929004
>i throw trash all over the trash
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>>165928219
I'm honestly still surprised that waifu players are some of the worst offenders
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>>165929879
>faggots pretending to be le ebin cute anime grills are shitters
Who would have thought
>>
Balloons were merged, and can now be obtained from party crates ordered from Cargo.

I forgot to put it in the changelog.
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>>165930330
tell us about balloons.
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>>165930330
>C*ders in charge of doing anything right
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>>165930330
Is there a small chance of getting a syndicate balloon?
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>>165929879
How do you even survive that?
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>>165930476
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/13257
You can blow them up if you have lungs. Using a cable coil on one will tie a string to it, which makes it visible in your hand. Balloons can be popped by application of any sharp object.

You can also fill balloons from atmospheric tanks, and they'll store whatever gas they were filled with. So you could make a bunch of plasma balloons or N2O balloons that release their gasses when popped.

>>165930615
No, Syndicate balloons are actually not children of regular balloons. I figured making it possible to instantly destroy a 10TC traitor item whose only purpose is display, by popping it, would be ill-received.
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>>165930689
you stuncuff them
>>
Would banging a skeleton or a plasmagrill technically be necrophilia? Asking for a friend.
>>
>>165930754
If mommis can use trumpets, can they blow up a balloon?
More importantly, is throwing a party considered involvement?
>>
Daily reminder that Avada is a lesbian vampire and should be shot on sight.
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>>165931337
They aren't dead, so no, it is just fucked up to want to fuck what is by definition unfuckable and wanting to fuck what essentially boils down to a eternaly suffering zombie that imolates itself if not contained right.
>>
>>165929879
B A N T H E M
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>>165931337
Why would plasmagrills be considered dead? Skellingtons on other hand, yeah.
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>>165931731
Powergaming is not bannable.
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>>165931731
Make a banappeal and fight the meta club brother.
I'll support you.
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>>165931736
Skeletons are technically alive anon, so no, it aint necro until the bone rattlers actually kick the bucket, at most, you want to fuck a skeleton, doesn't mean you want to fuck a dead one, if its being dead that gets your rocks off, then yes, its necro.
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>>165931445
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>>165931345
MoMMIs can blow up balloons, yes.
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>>165931445
How can Avada be a lesbian if he is a man like 98% of the "female" players on this server?
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>>165932101
all in game lesbians are men out of game. this is a fact.
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>>165931731
>>165931860
Why can't we just ban all puppers already?
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>>165932154
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>>165909517
I wish mommis could synth silver and gold again, just nerf the power usage, not like mommis can switch cells themselves.
I hate wasting time to go mining because nobody cared/ joined for the suit then fucked off to space.
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Can someone tell me what's wrong with this setup? It started delaminating, though it lasted longer then any previous build I did.

Should I of used O2 instead of N2?
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>>165932668
>not like mommis can switch cells themselves
But you're wrong
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>>165932736
Ah shit I just remember I set the scrubber for only plasma..
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>>165932736
Dude stop!

>>165932785
It takes another mommi.
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>be asimov borg
>hear of a rage cage over the radio
>play dumb and ignore it unless the AI is a sordid cunt (e.g. kavlax)
>never get bwoinked about it because nobody would ahelp it
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>>165932736
>pumps
>no visible waste pipes
>that fucking overkill on h/e pipes
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>>165932862
No it doesn't? MoMMIs have the fantastic power of a hand
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>>165931345

mommis can drink beer and pop pills.
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>>165932862
That top one is connected to a passive vent, should I just straight pipe it? I thought pumps are needed for passive vents?
(bottom one isn't turned on, but would that still cause a bottleneck?)

>>165932889
There's a scrubber under those H/E pipes in the chamber
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>>165932876
Rage cages can by a stretch of logic be classified as self harm. Some Borg players justify it this way to not have to deal with the savage, retarded crew.

Also, rage cages are a great indicator that the round is shit.
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>>165931805
Loading yourself with that many chems is beyond powergaming.
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>>165933354
uh
it's literally the definition of powergaming
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>>165932862
>he doesn't know how to upgrade a power cell without opening your hatch
*buzz *buzz *buzz *aflap
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>>165933354
HOW BOUT WE MAKE CHEMICALS LIKE SPACEACILLIAN AND ANTI_TOXIN JUST USELESS UNLESS YOU'RE POISONED? JUST MA KE IT VENT OUT OF UR SYSTEM

make them piss their selves kek
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>>165933495
>SPACEACILLIAN
>MA KE IT
>their selves
and yet incredibly, even this dumbass can get his your/you're right
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>>165933709
>misspelling a made up word

WEW
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>>165933740
it's literally penicillin with "space" chucked into it
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>>165933495
>Tying up your waifu and forcefeeding them AT until they wet themselves

Hehehe, yes
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>>165932996
Your "setup" is a clusterfuck, maybe learn atmos before fucking with a shard, best case you get demoted, worst case you can get a 3 day ban if you blow it up.
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I want to start playing this game

can some one give me a TLDR on getting started?
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>>165933954
This is on a local server you dumb fuck
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>>165933967
no

READ THE FUCKING OP
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>>165933995
You never said it's a private server, and your setup is still shit, learn that fucking atmos you turd.
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>do 6 lung repair surgeries in a row
>science is too autistic to make even a single trauma kit, let alone an incision manager/laser scalpel
>the surgeries keep failing because i'm using fucking bandaids
>people don't want to fall asleep
>science eventually makes an incision manager after I get the fucking captain (who I am doing lung surgery repair on) screams into their radio channel to do it
>they don't actually deliver it or even tell anyone they did it, it just lies there and eventually gets lost
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>>165933002
>rage cage
>self harm
Enjoy your silicon ban
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>>165934051
I like being spoonfed though
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>>165932550
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>>165933464
While I agree that this is the definition of powergaming, the phrase has become very tongue in cheek. Powergaming is something that if left unchecked really does make a difference and changes how the players behave on the server.

Unfortunately the phrase is being commonly used as a flimsy accusation or even a meme vs an actual concern worthy of admin attention. You run into problems like 500u anti toxin in Felicity's bloodstream "just in case". Sure. It is kind of funny. But Jesus Christ there is literally no justification for this. And if we cave and say that this is acceptable, then what else are we willing to accept after that?

Something's got to give. Moderation is necessary for these kind of things. It's simply not taken seriously enough. Just my 2 cents and hopefully it's taken into consideration.
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>>165934226
ahelp and get whoever was in science a job ban.
t. Scientist
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>>165934881
>threadpost
>taken into consideration
Muh peanut gallery
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>>165933464
So is spacing the disk or disconnecting the plasma JUST IN CASE, and that isn't allowed either.
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>>165933870
>tfw wetting is my biggest fetish
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>>165934072
WHAT DO YOU THINK THEY'RE TRYING TO DO, FUCKO. GOD DAMN.
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>>165935078
>So is spacing the disk
Are you really quite sure you're hip on what powergeymin is?
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>>165933870
Didnt a clown once tie someone up and forcefeed them bananas? Or was it a cook. It was a collection of pics actually that showed that guy his suffering in full detail.
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>>165934881
Post it in the forums.
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>>165935207
>xenophilia isnt your biggest fetish
Do you even spezz?
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>>165935207
>>165935527
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>>165935078
that's explicitly described as metagaming in the rules
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>>165935670
>that's explicitly described as metagaming in the rules
So is knowing that if you fill your body's container up with anti-toxin you can't be injected with chloral
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>>165934072
>WOW YOU DIDN'T SETUP THIS ENGINE PERFECTLY ON YOUR FIRST TIME? WHY EVEN PLAY SS13
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>>165934881
I'm going to start running around with an analyzer and throwing acid in the face of anyone with copious amounts of anti-toxin in their bloodstream.

It will be my gimmick.
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>>165932736
How to fix that abomination of and sme HE pipe hell.
>Remove about 90% of those HE pipes, about 8 in space is all you will ever need to out pace the heat from an sme with three emitters
>Remove the pumps completely
>Scrubbers inside should scrub all but o2
>Get o2 in there however you like, a canister cracked open by an emitter works
The o2 is optional, but for something that takes little effort for extra power, you might as well do it.
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>>165935923
You can say that. But since you don't even know what the "analyzer" is called, you're full of hot air.
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>>165935968
Question, will 1 scrubber be enough?

So I leave the heated O2 in there, and scrub the plasma/N2 and vent the plasma into space?
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>>165929879

I want felicity to forcefeed me 14.8333 unit Hyperzine pills!
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>>165935818
about as metagaming as knowing that dexalin removes lexorin
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>>165935997
I know what it looks like, and that's all that matters.
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>>165936243
>knowing that one chemical removes another is as metagame as knowing that your body is coded as a container with limited amounts of regents and you can guard against antagging by filling yourself with harmless chems
W E W
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>>165936243
>comparing filling your body's container to knowing that lexorin causes respitory damage so dex is the counter
Ignoramus
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>>165936408
You're not filling your system to prevent chloral from being injected you mong, antitox just straight counters chloral
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>>165936101
One scrubber will be able to deal with it, but the room already has three in it normally so might as well use them. You can lay a pipe going straight south and on top of the wall even then a passive vent to space.
Yes, leave the remaining o2 in there and scrub out the rest. When a shard is stimulated it makes o2 and plasma so the room will eventally never not have plasma showing.
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>>165936408
>>165936520
it's SPECIFICALLY coded to only work like that INSIDE humans and has nothing to do with your body being a "container", what the fuck ever you think that means
you both are incredibly retarded, pack up and go home
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How to genetics fast?
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>>165936602

>people who use chloral autoinjectors to antagonize being buttblasted
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>>165936812
grab mutagen spray bottle
unload on monkeyman
mark all the activated blocks(802 or above), these will be most of the defectives
Test the rest on yourself, then stick a monkeyman with it at DAC if it's not a detect

>>165937003
No yeah, I agree chloral prickers deserve it for being parapen levels of boring antag.
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>>165936774
>using out of game information that your character would not normally know in-game
That's the literal definition of metagaming.
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>>165936812
about 30-90u mutagen, the rest diluted with water, grab a monkeyman, adjust the nozzle of the sprayer to 5u, spray the entire bottle into his face. slap his dead or dying body into the genetics machine. anything that has 802 or 801 is bad, so label it as such. anything that's greater than 9 is most likely a power, so label it as such. Congratulations, you have found most all disabilities, now you get to play roll the dice about 9 million times and hope that it lands above DAC for the next 50 minutes if you're lucky at best and another 30 minutes of "gee, I hope this 78th try will manifest"
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>>165937198
Knowing Antitox removes chloral is the same as knowing dexalin removes lexorin
It's basic medbay knowledge
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If there have been reports about people using chloral to kidnap people and the like then it is fine to fill yourself with anti-toxin if you so prefer.

Doing it without any reason is powergaming and you should literally kys
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>>165937198
>your character, a trained medical doctor, would have no way of knowing how chemicals react
7/10 you made me reply to you twice
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>>165937361
If someone is kidnapping people with chloral
how would you hear about it
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>all these people defending anti-tox powergaming
Whelp if it's not bannable then I'm going to start doing it every single round. Might as well remove chloral if you're going to allow this.
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>>165937417
Witnesses.
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Making a PR that makes chloral give you a 25% chance per tick of vomitting.

Vomitting stuns for a few seconds.
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>>165937615
s/chloral/antitox/
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>>165937615
>tfw someone tries to emag you and it fails but they don't notice
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>>165937494
I mean, chloral lads invariably wait till it's just you and they. And I have observed on a number of occasions a hypothetical Powergey McGee being maligned for staying two tiles away from everyone at all times which chloral directly encourages, so I'm not sure what all is being encouraged.
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>>165937615
vomiting also removes it from your system. the point of chloral is it's both a stun, a cuff, and a silence in one fell swoop. it's not too bad an idea, you'd be removing the silence and the cuff a little quicker, while still making it a stun so medshitters still have their stupid little crutch.
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Assuming you are virologist traitor, how would you effectively spread your perfect virus?
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>>165937442
You wanna know the funny thing?
It's not even effective. Yred himself says even though he does it every single round as chemist, it has only saved him twice. Twice out of hundreds of rounds. And it takes him 3+ minutes every round.
If you see someone do it, laugh at them, because they're wasting their time. You can be mad at their INTENTION to powergame, but in terms of efficacy, niggering a pair of magboots would be around 40 times more likely to save your life.
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I tried to get as many out alive as possible. Landing only to find three other survivors was pretty disheartening. And the virologist got left behind.

I don't think I've had a worse failure as CMO in quite a while.
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>>165937827
I meant anti-tox oh god
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>>165937872
Throwing the dishes at people with an Agent ID disguised as someone else on the station.
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>>165937873
>Yred himself says even though he does it every single round as chemist
I don't do it as a chemist.
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Daily reminder that the people who complain about powerchemming are the people would only want to depopulate a station for 2 hours using chloral autoinjectors as their antag gimmick.

The chem nonsense isn't some "I win" trump card to this game. Do you know how many time I have toolboxed or floortiled nerds who do this stuff? They do it as a reactionary response to chloral autoinjector faggotry and that brand of nonsense. They get robusted just as easily as anyone else. The only people actually complaining are bigger fags than the chem users.
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>Ore Smelted: 7266 (7266 Points)
So I think what caused that huge hang near the end was me unloading 4000 ores from an ore box simultaneously.
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>>165937982
I meant to type scientist
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>>165937914
YES DO IT.
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>>165938057
Roboticist.
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>>165938046
I was wondering what caused that, and I was hoping it wasn't the 30 cleanbots I made.
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>>165937873
It isn't just the antitox, it's also all the synapt which halves stun times, and hyperzine which allows for full speed movement with active magboots, which he always has on.
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>>165937136
>>165937278
Thanks!
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>>165938095
>>165937914
No, that would be terrible.
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>>165938163
Me too. I re-adminned and the machinery process was at 800%

It went away after it was smelted so that's my guess.
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>>165938184
Synaptizine is a meme nigga.
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>>165934608
wrong game then
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>enter game
>can't see clothes

What do?
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>>165938743
Update byond from whatever ass old version you're using
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>>165938184
That's another thing too. You would think synaptizine would be an absolute game-changer.
It really isn't.
I've spent a couple weeks abusing it as hard as possible and I barely even noticed (hell I don't think anyone else noticed either). It would THEORETICALLY make you impossible to stuncuff IF the person is using a stunprod, specifically a stunprod, and that's never came up in all the time I used it.
I mostly stopped simply because it's (honest-to-God) not worth the hassle.
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>>165938743
become nudist
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skeleton wizstation when
grey UFO when
station vox removal when
roundstart dionae removed when
plasmamen on derelict when
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>>165940635
>roundstart dionae
those exist?
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>>165940687
Yes, you can choose adult Dionae to spawn as. No nymphs, though.
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>>165940635
>skeleton wizstation when
Only as a vault i guess
>grey UFO when
When they finally make it a game mode and game mode only, holy shit its just so fun experimenting on the crew
>station vox removal when
when you killbait them hard enough
>roundstart dionae removed when
Just make them non-head and non-security so they can't get hiperzine and ablative roundstart
>plasmamen on derelict when
if its a side job like trader, soon please
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>>165940635
Why do you want station vox removed so badly?
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>>165940758
nymphs are fucking niggers, fuck off shitord
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>>165940635
wyci
but honestly, this is a good idea
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>>165940921
>grey UFO
>full game mode.
While I enjoy it just as much as you do, a full game mode would be a poor idea. At most, it would turn out like heist.

Make it a random event, so they can be a sideshow antag, instead of the main meal, you know?
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>>165941298
Yeah, UFO and Vox Raiders should be random events when the round goes up the 2 or 3 hours mark
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>>165940947
Do you not see that I want EVERYTHING non-human/silicon removed? Everything except skeleton would have a way back to the station somehow, but would have no crew member jobs. I liked the idea of skeletons getting a comfy wizard themed ministation with games and fun stuff as containment.
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>>165941758
The best round I've ever had on /vg/ involved:
1. Me, joining as dionaea nymph mid-round
2. A station Grey employee
3. A station Vox employee, mime
I joked and lied my way to a HoP position as nymph, then nonhumans began to get purged by the misguided Captain, and I had to rescue the beheaded Vox and murdered Grey while the rest of the station searched for me. I cloned them both right before the shuttle arrived, as they'd been killed 4no raisins, and the sheer story from beginning to end was magnificent.
I realize you don't think nonhumans add things to the game, but they do, at least they have for me.
shrug
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>>165940947
>traders
bird who want many coin

>station vox
furry snowflakes
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>>165942653
The could still have been a nymph in that situation after the changes made, and the box and grey could have been human and it would have been basically the same story.
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>>165943121
>the could have
You could have, my bad.
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>>165943121
>>165943281
Holy fuck that's a lot of typos. Double my bad. Serves me right for phoneposting.
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Which admin is the biggest?
And why can't nobody even come close to Intigracy? Genetics?
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>>165943121
>It would have been the same story if you changed all the details and also changed the story because it was about nonhuman purges
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>>165944284
Kammer's 17 inch futa cock!
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>>165940635
>skelestation
I really like the ideas from last thread

>UFO
I would like abductors as a gamemode/event, but it would be neat to have greys have a non-crew job where they can use a smaller, pilotable UFO as their base
>station vox removal
G A S T H E V O X

>roundstart dionae removed
I can see botanists raising diona nodes early in the round and suiciding to be nymphs, but overall a decent idea

>plasmamen on derelict
Don't see why not
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>>165944335
I read it wrong, thought it said humans were being purged. And like I said, nonhumans would still be able to access the station, but they'd be treated kinda like traders.
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>>165944670
Fuck the remove nonhumans meme.
If we're removing things lots of people play, remove greyshirts and ban people who act like them.
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>>165944375
Kammer isn't even so good at ERPing. She's a lightweight at best.
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What about a new species?

>Spherical, rolls around a lot
>Its only 'hand' is TK
>Can ventcrawl
>Can't use computers though
>Or wear clothes
>Can't be cuffed, but can be picked up and put in a bag because it's a telepathic ball of hate

Oh

>Kicking one stuns it, but also sends it flying clear across the room
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you know how therapists and shit can't be connected to a problem if they want to be able to see the problem?
its like that with the community
we can see everything wrong with TG, with Hippie and Bay and every other server since /vg/ players don't generally play anywhere else, but no matter how much vitriol and 'X is the problem with us' we spew, we can't solve our own problems unless we take a step back and look at it from the perspective of one of the other serbs
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>>165944802
As it stands right now, every race is just human with one or two ups and downs, besides Vox, which has trader. Trader is a unique and fun role that makes Vox seem somewhat exotic. However, Vox being normal crew members takes away from that. Most non-human players I encounter are either up there with waifus in special snowflakeitude, or are just generally unbearable. If they're not either of the two, chances are that they're doing it to powergame. (Hello dionae sec and medbay players)
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>>165945730
>snowflame meme
>waifu meme
Anon, if you're talking about people being snowflakes, being waifus, or being unbearable, then you really want to remove greytide.

This nonhuman shit is just a smokescreen.
ESPECIALLY if you want to remove powergamers.
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Just wanted to let you all know that I'm the most powerful ERPer in all of space station 13.
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>>165945645
What issues do we even have that we can't fix with coding anon.

We don't have hippie tier powergayming but we don't have bay tier ignorance, we allow a greyshirt to do surgery and set up engines instead of needlçessly restricting player knowledge, we allow rp and decent valid hunting, we at most are lacking "highly requested and beneficial features", like pizzabombs, carp spawners and attack animations, gangs and spider invasions, but we end up better without them.

We are good because we stick to what we know and we have a ultra optimized codebase to boot anon, what issues do we even have, besides a lack of shoddy features and retard proofing attack animations.
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>>165946012
>animations are for casuals!
topkek
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How do annie and yahir erp, what is the canon for grey genitals.
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>>165946115
They're like bananas

They developed the best grey for consumption also removed any chance of it seeding, so they just crop a bit off of one and clone it to make another

So, greys can not sexual
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>>165946012
see, you're part of the problem
you refuse to acknowledge that there are intrinsic problems with /vg/ as a community
take avada for instance, a metagaming, self absorbed asshat who's gotten off scot-free because they're friends with an admin
or take any number of the RP-hating greyshits who live only to play traitor or validhunt when not traitor
the fact of the matter is that there's a multitude of problems that nu-/vg/ tries to pass off as "good", when in reality they are the cancer killing this server
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>>165946273
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>>165946245
This significantly violates my head cannon that annie is a raging slut and that yahir is a sub.
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>>165933495
There was talk a while ago about adding overdoses (back?) to most chems. Maybe it's time to talk about that again.
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>>165946113
>In a game where you have to spend just as much time reading text as watching the avatar interacting, its not casual to deter from reading the text and focusing as much as possible in the avatar
>>165946273
Avada might be a retard, but he doesn't metagame, he is autistic but if anyone had any real concrete evidence of the autist metagaming, he would have had a perma slammed hard because nobody actually likes him, sawbones alone isn't enough, even carshalah got permad, avada, the "lewd" retard would get colectively sent to the gay baby jail if actual proof came to it, but it doesn't exist. I dont like the pink haired idiot either anon, but as much of a autistic idiot as they might be, they aren't metagamers. Self absorption isn't enough to perma someone.

Anon, validhunters exist in literally every single server out there, we allow them to be so long as they don't push it, if you don't like that we both allow rpers and validhunters, take it up with pain or the big chicken. Its the mix of both bags that makes us good, if you can't handle that fact that rpers just stick to their little corners and you see validhunting a lot more, do more rp and make the change you want to see.
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>>165946689
>doubling down on le casual maymay
>>
Physical addictions when?

>Been off bicaridine for a while
>Why is my skin flaking off?

>So fast on hyperzine!
>So fast consumption of nutriment
>Oh no, no more hyperzine
>Body's become dependent on the speedboost of hyperzine that everything is slower once off it (Movement speed, attack speed, interaction speed, etc.)
>Diona basically root to the spot, becoming a part of the stations structure
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>>165946870
fuck off TG
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>>165946689
>combat is the same as rp and should be treated the same with reading chat to find out whether an assistant hit the captain in the head
anon there's retarded and there's you.

the only people against attack animations are hard headed purists who think that vg should just keep existing in baycode 2013 edition
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>>165946870
When You Code Them
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>>165946245
>>165946412
But here's the thing: while they are asexual, this asexuality is the outcome of genetic engineering. All their genetic infotmation is saved, and standardized, since they're all the same .The "sex" gene can easily be found and triggered on and off at will.

They're asexual 99% of the time, until it's needed
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>>165946992
Don't blame me for being semi puritan when every other server out there with attack animations has so far proven to be awful anon, I like the new additions from the code, but slippery slopes are real anon, don't blame me for not wanting to even slightly resemble tg.
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>>165946870
when doth codeth itte
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>>165947094
I'll code them when there's some more worthwhile suggestions
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>>165946992
Chatwheel when?
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>>165947334
You could code a system for them which would make it much easier for others to add their own addictions later.
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>>165947496
Doesn't the chat wheel take just as many clicks as actually saying the shit normally
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>>165947539
Certainly could. Good point, I'll take a look now.
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>>165947334
Too much antitox(100+) and you puke
Too much bicardine(80+) and you get internal bleeding
Too much dermaline/kelotane(70+) and you slowly go blind/get weaker to fire damage
Probly shit, but here, some suggestions.
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>>165947809
Is this withdrawal or OD?
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>>165947809
>Too much bicardine(80+) and you get internal bleeding
Bicardine OD is supposed to treat internal bleeding though
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>>165947920
OD, upon getting this much, you get the negative effect and then need to get around 10/20 chem per 5 minutes or so.
>>165947957
If you want to get it to fix internal, do 50 or so, not 80+, Im going by excessive numbers, you want to trigger the internal bleed fix, be reasonable and don't push 80.
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>First time playing colonial marines
>Be alium drone because I figure I can just build shit and not be in the way
>Start building and fortifying the caves to the best of my abilities
>Other drone goes out on the river bank and makes a swastika out of weeds
>Admin confronts me
>Nothing happening for a while
>Marines start coming down and advancing across the river
>Big battle occurs on the river and the queen tells us the admins are still flipping their shit over the swastika and blaming "her"
>Me and other drones have to cover up the swastika in the middle of the battle with bullets whining past us
>Mostly everyone dies in the following skirmishes including the queen and most marines
>Things slow down
>Go around building autism forts and fellow aliums tell me to become the new queen even though it's my first game because all other drones are dead
>Convince them I would do a poor job
>Eventually we get another drone that becomes the new queen
>Two or three aliums go up with the dropship thing and a ravager(?) somehow manages to murder most of the humans on the marine ship
>The rest of us try to go up on the pod, but it's bugged and doesn't work
>Stand around for like 20 minutes
>Somehow we win
Sorry for the wall of text, but in the end it was pretty fun. I've read the introduction on the wiki, but does anyone feel like giving me some advice before trying to play marine for the first time?
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>>165947275
I think I will blame you for being a puritan and being too actually cowardly to stand for change, even if it is positive.
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>>165948148
Try not to make waves.
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>>165948148
Make mazes, make the nest in a hidden location, and make everything as hard as possible for humans to get near. Don't make straight corridors as humans can shoot you from afar. NEVER go out alone

Colonial Marines is pretty fun, but I got banned a few times there for calling someone else a faggot or something like that. Most servers don't allow that kind of thing.
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>>165948192
There is a major difference between change and good change anon.

Im not afraid of change, chance can be absolutely wonderfull abd bring us great things, but you have to make sure that they are using change for the better and not using change for the worse.

Attack animations are what I consider to be the worse anon.Almost everything else we have, im perfectly fine with, you make a pr with some random thing that doesn't affect the game as a whole or that I don't think might affect the server pop and I won't object at all, hell, ill support it even. Like ill stop people from wanting things like a bikehorn musical intrument, baloons or a replicator, that stuff is great, good aditions and change, map changes tend to be good too, thats why Im a semi puritan, because sometimes its better to be antiquated than advanced, because id rather be antiquated in values than be a progressive swede.
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>>165946689
>he doesn't meta game
Ahahahahahaha
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>>165945865
No, I'm saying some people play races purely to powergame. And how is playing a race purely because it's different now snowflaking? Say there's a Vox doctor. Why would they play Vox other than just to be different? Why would a space gypsy who can barely speak galactic common BE a highly trained doctor?

And as for greytide, I hate having my shit niggered and hacked into by a greyshit as much as you do. However, things are different for them. They start with nothing but some tools and MAYBE insulated gloves if they're fast enough, and with very little access. They have to go from the bottom up. They can't just grab an ablative armor or pump 200 antitox into their system, they need to either make a shitty version of something, or risk their lives stealing it. And I don't see much about the job itself being snowflakey. Waifufags and snowflakes play it sometimes, but you'll find them in every job. It's just easier to notice with assistant because they can do whatever they want, since they have no job.
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>>165948575
>Animations are bad because I say so because I am devestated over other servers and cannot differentiate things in my mind
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>>165948641
Most greyshirts play humans specifically to powergame with asimov crutches, anon.
If you want to remove powergamers, humans are the first things that should go.

Also, your entire logic system is set up entirely to have an excuse to look at anything other than the problems with human players. You outright discount the possibility of a guy just liking an alium, and instead it's all "just to be different".

Then you ignore all the blue haired niggers fucking with the station constantly because god forbid someone mess with your special privileges.
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Okay whenever you retards start debating about attack animations the points end up revolting around the change argument.

But what about the real in-game Pros and cons?
Name Cons and Pros for attack animations instead of just shouting "puritan" and "nigger" to each other
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>>165948879
But there are literally no cons and only pros, ingame.
That argument is done instantly, and cannot be sustained.
The only way we can have this argument is if we assume things will happen out of game, like playerbase degredation.
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>>165948641
I realize completely where you're coming from, anon, you're a reasonable dude. But the truth is that despite it being 'snowflakey', nonhumans DO introduce variety. Maybe the person playing vox MD is not doing it to be special or different, but because it introduces different challenges (can't wear a backpack or have to wear a hardsuit, can't reason with an asimov AI, racism in general). Somebody who's been playing the role a while might want to spice it up.
Shit, dude, I play a Trader, but when I want to play Botanist or Chef on-station, I don't switch off that character, because I really enjoy playing him. He's a fun dude to play as. He can't not be a Vox because he's also a trader, and constant racism has made him actually become more tolerant and happy.
There are ways to fix what you're describing WITHOUT removing features, I promise.
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>someone "sees" me make an upload and a freeform board when I made them when no one was around
>waits in a closet where I stored the upload container and chloral memes me when I open the closet
Im not saying its impossible, Im saying im salty as fuck. Literally havent been tator in over a week and this shit happens the first time I get it.

I'm so glad I got explosive implant. Fuck you, valid hunter. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


t. Clucker
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>>165948641
Assistants are snowflakey as fuck, anon.
They just want to be special and have no responsibilities.
Just like clowns.
Removal of assistants and clowns when? They're there just to be snowflake shits and nothing else.
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>>165949093
>Fuck you, valid hunter.
I mean, you're not in the best place to bitch about valid hunting if you're making a back-alley upload.

In my opinion.
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>>165947592
>>165947539
So, there's a little thing called 'MedicalSideEffects.dm' which I'm going to assume is quite old considering its CamelCase filename.

It's the stuff that says 'you feel a light pain in your head', it's caused by OD, and has some only minor mishaps occur to you should it get bad

And, of course, they're all cured by the miracle of inaprovaline, alkysine, or anti toxin
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>>165949187
>>165949093
yeah, back alley uploads are pretty much the reason valid hunting is allowed as much as it is.
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>>165949130
Except assistants and clowns have been since forever, and Clown shenanigans are priceless when they happen
Assistants are useless, yeah, i wouldn't miss them, but they do make the station feel a little less empty i gotta say
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>>165949325
>They've been shits for a long time, that makes it okay
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>>165948575
>look at group of 3 people through camera
>guy in the middle starts getting bloody
>no way to determine if the guy on the left is hitting him, the guy on the right is hitting him, the guy on the left AND the right is hitting him or if he's hitting himself
>no way to tell if the if the assistant who runs up afterwards is giving him cpr or kicking him in the teeth
>attack animations would make this immediately clear
>NO THEY'RE BAD JUST READ THE TEXT AND MEMORIZE THE NAME AND APPEARANCE OF ALL 60 PLAYERS OR JUST MOUSE OVER EVERY SINGLE PERSON SANICING AROUND ON THE SHUTTLE WHILE GLANCING AT THE BOTTOM LEFT CORNER OF THE SCREEN
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>>165948879
Pros would be people who are distracted can now see combat situations better, and by proxy, less log digging to solve "who dun did it" in ban times.

The cons would be that it would be used as a visual crutch, would allow the kind of people that cannot play without them to join the server and be shit, would teach newer players to pay less attention to the text window, the most important one, are non toggleable and look bad, alongside being unnecessary as a whole to be completely honest with you.

The thing about attack animations is that nobody "needs" them at all, they are somewhat like parallax, if you like them, sure, its toggleable and bam, here you go, enjoy your paralax, but since coders apparently can't make it toggleable, you have to either make them forced to everyone or you don't have them at all, and with all the cons being said, I don't think they are needed at all or would be that great of a addition when the pros are so small, and not worth at all to force everyone to have them by default and with no chance to toggle it off.
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>>165949548
>>165948575
Basically the people against attack animations are against it specifically because they don't want to be caught on camera being a shit.
That's the entire reason.
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>>165949442
Not him.
You need Assistants to give flavor to a round. Shittery has always been a part of /vg/ and any non-Bay server, really. Without Assistants, what would people target? There would probably be even more validhunting and powergaming.
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>>165948803
Humans are the original species on the game. In the general lore for the game, the station is a human station that is created by humans. The reason why Asimov is the default lawset in the game is because it is INTENDED for humans. It doesn't exist to single out nonhumans.

And don't get me wrong, I like other races. I like skeletons, greys, and vox. However, I don't play them except for Vox when I do trader occasionally. Is it because I'm Asimov powergaming? No, it's not. It's because I feel that it just makes the most sense for a human to do work on a human station, using technology created by humans. Sentient skeletons are among my favorite creatures in fiction, but do they really belong in a space station atmospherics simulator? Not really. I'm not some buttmad "muh master race, purge the xenos" human only player, I just feel that if we're going to have alien races, they should FEEL alien.
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>>165949187
im salty over how it happened. i still think they just saw the container in a closet somehow, then just choral'd the first person who opened it.

either way
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>>165949630
Nobody needs quickwear.
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>>165949630
>only out of game cons that are based on meme slippery slope logic
caaaaalled it
>>165949130
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>>165949657
>It's not powergaming because I say so!
>Let me use my crutch I neeeeed it!
Whatever you say, Mr. Free-all-access-every-round human.

Also, aliens super belong in an atmospherics simulator. I wish the simulator actually worked so we could have sections of the station that are alien zones without fucking atmos everywhere.
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>>165949630
I agree. We should also remove all inhand sprites from the game. They're a crutch for people who can't look at the chat logs to determine what their attacker is wielding. Nobody "needs" inhand sprites.
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>>165949779
that actually is supposed to go to
>>165948993
that was weird
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>>165949779
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>>165950182
>This thing with no in-game cons is shit because I say so with my braindead slippery slope arguments!
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>>165944892
>she
c >>165932550
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>>165949913
I don't even use borgs or the AI 90% of the time. Is your only argument "b-but you're probably a shitter"?
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>>165949009
Chikiwek? If so, it's always a pleasure playing with you, you're exactly the kind of trader that this game needs more of.

And I think you may have jumped into the discussion without full awareness. No race would be removed, I'm saying that the races should be isolated into their own trader-like unique jobs that have unique things. It's so the aliens actually seem alien.
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tip of the day:
if a goliath stuns you, you can just play dead for 30 seconds (say "*faint), during that time the goliath will ignore you.
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>>165950586
>I don't even USE my crutch 90% of the time!
>except, you know, when it would be useful to me.
>also I'm going to ignore anything but the easiest to counter parts of your posts because I am here to shitpost about things I don't like
>Also ignore that my entire argument is "b-but they're probably shitters" in the first place
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Why is everyone so tense?
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>>165951102
it's da thread anon.
It's where shitposters and salty ghosts go to complain about things.
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>skeletons still not removed
MAKING THEM THE WORST RACE IN THE GAME WASN'T ENOUGH
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>>165951407
REMOVE FEATURES
I DEMAND WE REMOVE FEATURES
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>tfw roleplaying CMD and autistic doctors and validhunters get mad at you
>tfw roleplaying ignorance of non-syndie antags and everyone gets mad at you
>tfw roleplaying only knowing one job and everybody starts screaming for your head
>tfw calling plasma phoron and autists start screeching

Breaking a window, stealing things, and slipping people is low-tier hippie shitter griff compared to the amount of salt you can generate by doing Bay-Tier RP.
Delicious.
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>>165949093
same thing happened to me
>cut all cameras nearby
>start building
>AI reports me building an upload
>die
>look around as a ghost, I disabled all fucking cameras
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>>165951796
>How could he possibly put together that I was doing this thing I was obviously doing?!?
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>>165950880
Okay, what race do you play? If it isn't skeleton, I don't want to hear shit about "muh crutches".

And the only time I use the AI or borgs is to open doors that I'm stuck behind, like if a scientist keeps me trapped in science and I don't have access. And in those scenarios, regardless of race, the AI will probably comply with you. I used to play grey IAA a ton. The AI would never fuss about opening doors or even bolting them sometimes.

Also, what the fuck are you saying about my argument being about the players being shitters? Snowflake =/= shitter. My argument is that the other races have no real place on the station. I could maybe see plasmamen being there for lore reasons, but that's it.

As for your atmospherics point. I'd say it's a valid point, but it's really not. The only race where you can really have specific atmospheres for them on the station would be Vox. All the other races breath oxygen, don't breathe at all, or MUST have a suit that shields them from atmospherics anyways. Why would there even be a Vox-only are on the station, anyways?
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>>165951703
All of those are A-Ok unless
>you are playing sec
>you are playing any head or captain
>you are wasting everyones time in a job like doctor or security by pretending to not know stuff
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>>165951904
Are you an admin
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>>165951898
>I only use my crutches to help me when I am in a bind!
>I didn't call them shit, I called them snowflakes! Completely different!
>What? Humans are generally more snowflakey and have way more character look options?
>B-but they really are snowflakes though!
>Why should there be things that require other atmospheres in an atmospherics simulator? That makes no sense!
Also I have a character of all races besides vox and plasman, mr. I-can't-attack-his-argument-so-I-will-attack-him-personally
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>Be HoP
>No other heads
>No security but a hardworking robot
>fuck
Everyone i promoted did a good job. RIP Obie the Shade, you were the friendliest ghost
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>>165951904
Anon, I think you missed the point of my post.
The point of my post is that doing those things, especially as the roles you mentioned, can and will generate far more salt than even a dozen greyshits a'tiding can.
It's high-tier, hilariously effective griff that you can't get banned for, and that's what makes it so great and fun to do.
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>>165951796
you do know cutting cameras gives an alert, right? and AI can see through borg and mommi eyes
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>>165951982
No
By the way fellow poster, have you been into some metacomming lately? I'm interested in making my rounds more enjoyable around playing with friends and i was looking for some help
Please leave your CKey and the people who you metacomm with
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Xeno's a cute, CUTE!
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>help a guy one round
>next round he emags me
>next round we are last survivors in a pod
I am worried people will start thinking I am metacomming with this fuck
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>>165952394
lorebuilding
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>think we're just gonna have a narsie any second now since we didn't go gestapo after catching the botany cultist
>0 cultists at the end, admins pressed the tator button
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>>165952305
>>165951796
if you cut all the cables but the alarm one, you can deconstruct the camera without alarming it.
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>>165952105
When did I attack you personally? Hell, you were the first one to throw names around.

And from my perspective, shitters are people who are legitimately shit at the game and have to resort to cheap shit to do anything, or just don't play the game right, for example a doctor who pumps himself full of every beneficial chem, a non-sec validhunter, engineers who don't set up power but take hardsuits, that kind of stuff.

As for the human thing, go outside to any sort of urban, western area. You'll see people of all sorts of skin and hair color. Fuck, when I was in highschool over half a decade ago in a rural southern private school, there were STILL plenty of girls with dyed hair and that shit. Not that they were attractive, but that's besides the point. And my point with the asimov thing is that if you use it exclusively for the situations that I do, the ai will almost always comply, regardless of if you're a human or not. Sure, I'll say that asimov's a huge advantage, you need to remember that humans also don't have these giant upsides that other races do.
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>experiment with SME
>not even unsafely unstable at any point
>Carbons freak out and the spooking begins
every time
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>>165953428
Name one thing wrong with this setup
I DARE you
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>>165953505
Only one shard. I've done the same with 9 and the emitters going in from the right side.
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>>165953505
does the pai work on the shard?
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>>165953505
1. Fire
2. Valve (under the horror) dumping hot scrubbed gas into cold loop is closed, resulting in station bacon levels of gas clogging the scrub loop
3. A single filter (offscreen) dumping chilled plasma into the cold loop and everything else out a vent (can clog, oxygen would be better)
4. The particle cannon that did nothing
5. Particle cannon placed where you cannot get to the shard if it goes critical
6. Shit strewn throughout the room making it more difficult to get to the shard
7. Fire
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>>165953505
1. Figured out PPA doesnt do shit
2. Needs more emitters
3. Needs disposals
4. Maybe more shards
5. All Carbon beings seen on the screenshot should have been fed to the shard
I even turned plasma scrubbing off on all 3 scrubbers so the fire becomes hotter.
The problem is that the rising pressure inside (Oxygen) messes with the cooling so you'd actually have to filter part of the oxygen from time to time to maintain a healthy temperature without adding more stimulus
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>>165953505
pressure was raising because the shard produces o2.
you could add an automation to change the scrubbers mode to syphoning when it's over X kpa, then back to scrubber mode when it's lower than X kpa.
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>>165954085
You dummy, you want o2 in the room.
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>>165954267
exactly.
but not too high pressure.
that's why i said to add an automation to have stable pressure, not to remove all the o2.
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>>165953931
1. How else am I going to keep the shard warm :^)
2. Why open it when the cooling is actually a bit too good?
3. Carbon please, Oxygen for passive cooling?
>>165954267
Yes, but you don't want so much of it inside that the rooms becomes too cold
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>>165952810
>They're not special snowflake powergaming shitters, they just have the most visual options, the most waifu players, the most powergamers, the most shitters, and have the easiest time powergaming!
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>>165954449
Yes, because it's the most common race. Do you want to know why it's the most common race? That's because it's the default, the game was balanced around humans, and that they're the easiest race to relate to in a roleplaying game.
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STOP BEING NEGATIVE NANCIES AND START POSTING YOUR STATICS

http://www.dreamself.me/clothes.php?action=view&id=0

i wish i could've found something that was purple and not garish to complete the miner getup
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>>165954683
>It's common, that excuses it for having the most special snowflake options and ease of powergaming
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>>165954693
use any editing software
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>>165953505
Your cyberhorror is misaligned.
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>be Virologist
>order a crate of pizza and stay all day long in my little lab playing with Ebola-chan
>occasionally develop antibodies for a disease if the event happens
>alone the whole time
Why is it so comfy?
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>>165954768
>>165954683
>>165954449
Remove humans when?
They bring literally nothing good to the table, while simultaneously bringing dozens of bad things to it.
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>>165953505
>The Atmos Tech blocking an emitter
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>>165890017
>We're overpaying Pomf
what
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>>165954768
Yes. That's true. The most common race is the most catered to. Should half the parking spaces at a restaurant be disabled parking spots just because disabled people also exist?
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Why can't I do anything but observe from the lobby? The Setup Character, Join Game, Player Polls and Crew Manifest buttons don't do anything at all.

BYOND is up to date and I've tried reconnecting a few times. Had this problem the last time I tried to play several months ago too.
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>>165955008
>I have no argument so now I am going to try to use strawmen to attempt to distract the conversation
If you dislike snowflakes, humans are the first race to look to.
If you dislike things that don't fit, clowns and greyshirts are the first things to look to.
If you dislike powergamers, humans are the first things to look to.
If you dislike shitters, humans are the first things to look to.
All of your arguments are solid anti-human arguments thus far.
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>tfw there's people who seriously want character customization completely gone

Why would anyone want to play a game where everyone is featureless, androgynous humans with no personality who only do their assigned job/hunt down the bad person and then call the shuttle?
Are there seriously people out there who don't realize the creativity and roleplaying are all that keep this serb from falling to Hippie?
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>>165955184
This is what happens when people get caught up in the remove snowflake mentality, anon.
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>>165955184
>featureless, androgynous humans with no personality
how do you know my fetish
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>>165955184
Please link any post suggesting that all character customization be removed
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>>165950834
Yeah, thanks! I hope I make people's days better sometimes.

That makes enough sense, but what I was saying is there's still a point to keeping them on the crew. You can't argue too IMO that nonhumans are inherently bad or that they can't be good for crew, you should argue that it might be BETTER if they were off-station only.
I personally disagree, but if you really could come up with interesting roles for all the nonhumans, I'd definitely be willing to review them through.
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>>165954379
for the SME chamber, the colder the better. the issue is that if a gas pressure raises, also its temperature raises.
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>>165955165
Do you know how majorities/minorities work?
Nonhumans are a minority, while humans are the majority.
>If you dislike high crime rates, blacks are the first to look to
>If you dislike poverty, blacks are the first to look to
>If you dislike dysfunctional households, blacks are the first to look to
>If you dislike aids, blacks are the first to look to
Before you accuse me of strawmanning, just look at your post, then my post. Blacks lead in lots of bad things, percentage wise. Am I saying that all blacks are shitty people? No, I'm not. You're assuming that all human players are crutch using shitter that are a plague on the game. They're not. It just happens to be that the amount of shitters and snowflakes is proportionate to the large amount of players.

If anything, you're the one making strawmen by completely warping what I'm saying in every one of your posts.
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>>165956046
>You're assuming that the entire group are using crutches and snowflaking
That is literally your entire argument against nonhumans
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>>165955983
>more pressure made the chamber become colder
>a hotter atmosphere increased power output
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>>165956118
I'm arguing that they're better suited for unique jobs that make them more exotic. It's stupid to have them just be just "human but with this minor difference and no asimov". However, I did bring up that lots of players play them to snowflake or powergame. I did not once say every player was powergaming. Snowflaking is a little different, because no matter how they play, they're still choosing to be a minority that sticks out like a sore thumb. I would say that's snowflaking to a degree. I never said that they were Av*da level bad though.
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>>165956303
no.
more pressure made the chamber become hotter.
you don't want the chamber to be hotter.
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>>165956538
>It's stupid to do the thing that is easier to code
>They're all snowflakes even though they all look exactly the same because I say so
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>Having roundtypes
>Not having a way for the antags to be introduced to rounds naturally
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>>165956748
They're snowflaking because they stick out in general, not necessarily from each other. Vox, however, can snowflake pretty easily. They have a decent amount of facial hair, hair, and six (6) vastly different skin colors that they can choose.
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>>165956759
This.

Antagstended with robust l4d tier tensioner/director that organically introduces ALL antags into the game based on chaos/deaths/roundtime WHEN?

I fucking suck at coding so not me!
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>>165957013
>They stick out! Not like those humans, with their infinite array of snowflake features possible
>Especially those guys who all wear suits that look exactly the same!
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>>165956303
ok, >>165956607 again, i'll be more clear.
i don't know the ideal pressure, but if a gas pressure is too high, the temperature raises.
try with a cold loop: if you use a volume pump to have a pressure of 9000 kpa, the lowest temperature possible will be higher than the same loop with a lower pressure.
so, it's good to have some pressure inside the SME chamber, but not too high; once gain, i don't know the ideal pressure, i usually add an automation to have around 500 kpa of 02 inside the SME chamber, when using passive cooling.
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>>165957013
>they have a decent amount of facial hair, hair, and six (6) vastly different skin colors that they can choose.

And yet somehow I've never noticed. A human simply having blue hair or a goofy hairstyle will be far more recognizable and stick out far more easily than any combination of Vox options. They all look the same to me
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>>165957118
That's actually the plan
But we need SOMEONE to write antag datums first
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>>165957260
>>165957013
I have never been able to tell one vox from another.

Meanwhile, I can easily identify humans due to their array of special and unique features.
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>>165957118
You get the theory down, and it's codable.

How would it work?

Faction relations?

Maybe having some instances that turn people into antags that may not even be discovered during a round (Dark red glowing monolith that incites 1 person who observes it for a long time to start writing with fervour, creating a tome, starting the cult)
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>>165957118
>>165956759
>round time: 5:30
>It's now blobxenowizardwarsmeteorstorm
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>>165957149
Looking a little different from someone isn't snowflaking. Looking completely different is. Nonhumans look different from the majority no matter what. Also, nobody's forcing Vox to keep the suits on. You got me with the suit thing on plasmaman, but there is nothing forcing Vox to have the suits on whatsoever.
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>>165957569
>It's not snowflaking if they all look special and unique
>It's only snowflaking if they are all identical and impossible to tell apart
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>>165957528
Wizards v Wizards when?

>Red wizards want such and such from the station
>Blue wizards want something else from the station
>Station doesn't want any part of this
>Fight
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>>165957569
They need the suits if they want to be able to use backpacks.
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>>165957623
>>165957569
>six hairstyles
So much variety, wow.
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>>165951703
>calling plasma phoron
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Remember when people in the thread complained about ERP being banned and said the players wanted ERP, Probe said he would do an ingame poll just to prove us wrong, then he did an ingame poll and 90% were in favor of ERP?

Then ERP didn't get unbanned?
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>>165958216
i bet you liked robofarts too
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>>165958216
Hmmm it's almost as if people from 4chan will simply choose whatever option they find the funniest or most lulzy in anonymous polls so they shouldn't be seriously considered..... remove clown antag clumsiness
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>>165957149
the suits look like total fucking shit straight out of halo and I really don't care how accustomed to them you've become
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>>165957569
>the neon pink pompadour blue eyes alt-title sec officer in full witch costume isn't a snowflake
>the assistant in a nondescript polarized pressure suit is
You and I have very, very, very different interpretations of "snowflaking".
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>>165925209
I'm going to remove manifested ghosts altogether, and replace them with something better that still involves dead players.
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>>165958460
I agree that shitty meme items should be removed, but what does that have to do with Vox? Why'd you post anime items as if it backs up your point? If anything was ripped from Halo, it was those command spacesuits in EVA with literal fucking rhino horns and tails that we used to have.
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>>165957192
Where's the backing?
It was clear to any observer that the shard was the hottest when there was the lowest pressure.
Someone may be able to explain why that is in great detail, but it is not necessary to prove your claim is wrong. The observable facts simply prove the opposite of your stance.
I suspect it has something to do with the presence of the fire. More gas inside the chamber means less percentage of it being newly generated by the shard and the fire also has a harder time heating it with more moles being present.
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>>165958486
yeah man voxen totally aren't snowflakey fetish shit for creeps what are you talkin about?????
a thirty year old man drew this image
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>>165958681
A joinable chaplain strike squad?
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>>165958726
Is this the part where we pretend there haven't been dozens of images from that anime dress up game portraying human staticnames over the last few threads?

>>165954693
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>>165958706
we used to have those because we had a (one) active coder at one point that couldn't be bothered to go scorched earth on the baystation things that people didn't want but weren't inherently game-hindering

the pressure suits look like shit and so do a lot of things. vox and their related items break the visual continuity of the game. I'm not the person you were arguing with earlier I just felt like chiming in with some hot opinions
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>>165958460
>The kamina cape is a vox problem you gayz!
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>>165958972
we house a few sick puppies but that doesn't make their behavior the rule. it also doesn't justify gargantuan, obnoxious bird-people that shouldn't be eligible for employment on an advanced space station.
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>>165959072
>disliking things that break the visual continuity of the game
so... humans?
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>>165959072
Compare the human engineering hardsuit (literally ripped out of Dead Space) to the human NASA voidsuit (literally ripped out of 2001) to the generic human space suit (literally ripped out of Real Life™) and you'll realize that complaining about Vox suits "breaking the visual continuity of the game" holds no water.
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>>165959097
shut up faggot
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>literally the only thing nonhumans can do to stand out is wear outlandish shit
>meanwhile humans stand out by default with a simple randomize
nonhumans really need more customization options
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>>165959425
you're not going to walk me in circles, fuck off
>>165959435
it does hold water and they do look out of place
so do those referential items that you mentioned
I never said they were okay or condoned the de facto policies on spritework
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why aren't we arguing the actually important topics here, like the undeniable influx of shitty new players?
http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=43&t=3455
look at this garbage, this kid is straight out of some noRP pubbie server
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>>165959809
>All the problems with the things I am complaining about are things humans do too
>but let's focus on the things I am complaining about because otherwise we'd have to remove half of everything by using my logic
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>>165959738
YEAH MAN WHAT THE HECKIE I CAN'T EVEN BE A SPACE SEGAL WITH RAINBOW BLOOD AND TWENTY SEVEN DIGITIGRADE PENISES WTF???????
FUCKEN HIPPIE SHITTERS I SWEAR TO G-D
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>>165959809
>I never said they were okay or condoned the de facto policies on spritework
If you had a problem with the aforementioned spacesuits (and several others I didn't mention like the ugly fucking bright red with green eyes syndie suit or purple monstrosity wizard suit) you wouldn't feel the need to exclusively target the Vox suits. You're arguing for the sake of arguing at this point.
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>>165960031
Caught one!
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>>165958710
i think is all about ideal pressure; enough moles to have a good temperature exchange with the HE pipe, but not to much pressure to raise the gas temperature, i don't really know.
at the end of the shift the pressure was about 1500 kpa, maybe that's the ideal pressure; my point was that an automation that let you control the pressure inside the chamber could be useful; what pressure to set? dunno.

as i said, try to make a test checking the temperature on a cold loop; the higher the pressure, the higher is the lowest temperature possible.
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>>165959907
>hyumenth r bad tue pthffffffffffffffff
yeah great thanks for reiterating this for the dozenth time bud
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>>165960269
>I have no argument, but I must shitpost
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>>165960145
Why do you feel the need to adamantly defend these stupid fucking vox suits for hours?
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>>165959435
What did he mean by this?
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>>165960448
Because they're well sprited and the unique designs are superior to video game knock-offs. I've never any race besides Human btw.
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>>165960351
DUDE WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO GET FUCKED BY SPACE ORCS AND TAKE THAT BARBED CAT-LIKE-ALIEN COCK? DO YOU HATE ROLEPLAY OR SOMETHING???
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The server is fucking dieing.
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>>165960448
The same reason shitposters feel the need to adamantly shitpost about how much they hate features for hours on end.
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>>165960605
Why am I not allowed to disagree with you on that?
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>>165960627
in da bag.
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Serb is one foot in the grave
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>>165960650
is anyone in right now?
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>>165960815
hah ebig scoobs
>when you get your ass fucked in a fursuit ironically to get them mad shitpost tendies on reddit
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>>165960807
Because exclusively targeting the Vox space suits when there are many more objectively worse human space suits makes it clear that you have some weird anti-Vox agenda and don't actually give a shit about the suits.
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>>165960650
Hopefully it stays dead this time.
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>>165960807
Why are people not allowed to shit on your obvious shitpost agenda?
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serb?
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>>165960976
>non-antag vox when wasn't a "weird agenda"
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>>165960963
Got another!
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just lag my shit up
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>>165961143
I've literally only seen ERP and "waifu" behavior from human players, so, no. I guess it wasn't weird after all.
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>>165961143
So, why do you so adamantly argue and then dodge the issue like this when it comes up?
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>>165958726
>>165958972
>>165959285
Honestly I'm surprised that we allow brain transplants and turning people into monkeys in this game since bodyswapping and animal transformation are hardcore fetishes of mine. And if you've ever been on /co/ you KNOW there are a lot of people with a clown fetish. I don't get it, but I know it exists. And of course, the bootyborgs are just one symptom of all the robofuckers in this thread.

My point is, we need to start removing content ASAP. I know what your complaint is, of course -- we ban ERP, so how would you even know if someone was a degenerate? Doesn't matter. Less content = more pure spess.
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>>165961260
I can't even see shit, after reconnecting no sprites are loading.
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>>165961025
It's not shitposting just because you disagree with it. If I thought my opinion was infallible why would I bother posting it somewhere like here?
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POOOOOMMMMMFFFFFF
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ITS DED
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>>165961369
Oh, so now people aren't allowed to call your argument stirring shitposting shitposting?
Excuuuuse me.
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>>165961315
I saw a vox try to ERP a guy during the second purge.
I mean they just kicked and bit the guy's dick until he died but even still.
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>DEAD: ADMIN(JustSumGuy) says, "You add the Nikita missile to the improvised
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rcmeMxxGYw
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ok guys how'd I fuck this up GO

also the emitter will break through the cannister, making the connector port useless, correct?
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I was starting to actually have fun too
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>>165961676
Not enough atmos in the system
Bottlenecked cooling with the filter, it would maybe work with N2 not O2 tho
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>>165954693
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>been playing for over a year now
>decide to host a server to see how it feels to badmin
>hundreds of thousands of objects I had never seen

What the fuck? Most of these objects can only be found if the admins feel like spawning them. I think derelict and DJ should spawn with some of them. There are a lot of cool weapons there.
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>>165961329
r4407 was a mistake
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>>165961676
Shit active cooling
No tank in the Collector
Fucking hell man stop using gas pumps, gas pumps scream that you are a newbie to atmos.
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i hope the newfag I was teaching using LOOC learned a thing or two
too bad the server crashed before the fun part of our project
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>>165961676
You see that window that's on the same tile as the canister, on the left? That window is eating the emitter beam so it will never break the canister or hit the shard. You can't have windows on the same tile as something you want to hit with the beam because byond.
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>>165961512
you're excused :^)
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>>165961315
Good for you.
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>>165961851
How would I filter plasma out without a gas filter?
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>>165962275
Teleport humans inside to breath it in
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>>165962275
you could scrub for plasma
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>>165962453
That's w hat I'm doing but how would I cool the O2 in the chamber?
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>>165962275
Put the filter after the cooling so that any bottleneck is sorted passively
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>>165961676
Why active cooling? Passive cooling with layered HE pipes sould work better, I find active cooling gets bottle necked.
You are also using a normal gas pump which are shit for putting gas into cold loops.
Beam is being eaten by the glass because byond.
>>165962275
Scrubbers set to plasma that lead to space if you really want the plasma out, if passive cooling you would just be able to pump it right to the line
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>>165954693
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So I was able to get OpenSS13 working, but whenever I try to play, the screen shows up black like this.
I can still control my character and such, but nothing is showing up. Anyone know what to do?
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>>165961851
>>165961676
he wants o2 because having o2 in the chamber make the shard produce more power. o2 and n2 have the same heat capacity, therefore they cool the same. the issue here is that he can't filter o2 because he's using active cooling, therefore the pressure in the chamber is going to raise over time; if i remember right, after a certain pressure glass breaks, right?
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>>165962539
you could have a second set of pipes
scrubbers that scrubs plasma directly from the chamber and vent it into space
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>>165962959
N2 actually decreases the shard's power, and makes it produce less heat
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>>165954693
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guess what time it is?
It's /vg/ does Colonical Muhreens time!
i'll be watching for other /vg/ statics, we can roll together and show them what robust really means
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>>165963328
Never again after I was warned for dragging an alien off of weeds
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>>165963189
with a good cooling loop it's better to use o2 then, to have that power bonus.
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>>165963489
it's CM who cares if you eat a ban
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>>165954693
am i a pretty doctor
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>>165963550
>current round has been going for 3 hours
what
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>>165963797
>>165963489
Colonial Marmemes is a Med-Heavy RP enforced server, of course it's going to last longer you fucking tards.
There is more to spess than ebin robustmemecombattime2callshuttlevalidzsecured.
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>>165964040
It's a combat server populated by literal children, how can anybody survive for 3 hours?
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>>165964130
>combat server
Go and read the server's rules again fucktard. You might find something out.
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>>165963328
Too busy grinding in an rpg desu
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>>165964203
Sorry, Dylan
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>Ray Dubi plays CM now
so that's where he went
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>>165965071
Good riddance.
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>>165964853
which rpg
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Observer brand ghosts should get stronger ghost powers.
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>>165962930
Ask the coders.
https://discord.gg/7yhk5
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a bump?
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>>165957773
there should be more mixed modes in general.

>red wiz vs blu wiz doubletator

>cult-vamps spookie round

>nuke-heist where raiders have to steal station nuke and ops dont start with their own

>shadow-ling-pire succ-off fest

>bloby-whores: constant bombardment of both meatywhores and blub cores

>ling-blobs
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>>165957773
>>165968729
Fuck off TG
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predator ported when
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>>165933967
As much as you like being spoon-fed, the game honestly is most fun when you're learning it plus it's not hard to set up.
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>>165970030
>mixed modes
>TG

P sure Mixed is something that we came up with originally, and honestly, speaking as someone who has literally never stepped foot outside of /vg/, it's something we need.

Mixed is exactly the kind of thing that embodies the ideal chaos; Not constant greytiding shittery with Validhunters around every corner, but validhunters getting fucked up the ass by Tators, Lingadings, and Wizzys every which way, holding on by the skin of their teeth to fight back.

The current modes are all too easy to meta-gay and work against on their own, but together, they present formidable challenges. The only reason you could possibly not want mixed is because it would make the game harder than the cakewalk it currently is.
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>>165970375
the problem is that you can metagay information from most roundtypes
>it's raiders, or blob, or wizard? I can trust the crew and distribute weapons to them
>it's Rev? anyone who is implanted can have a weapon.

there should be midround antags in addition to modes
raiders, revsquad, autotator should all be made into random events
the chances of the xeno random event need to be increased
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>Extended
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>>165954693
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Fun round
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>>165971794
>all that garbage and he can't hit up a vending machine
baka
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>nazi gimmicks + murderous cargonia + "check out my power level" assistants
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>>165971903
>needing a vending machine when you are junked up on hyperzine
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyIw4NXZs-w

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NF1j_Qhm88
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That Cargo rebellion

+They actually won
+They wrote a pretty good declaration of independence
+They built an AME

- >extended
-Used lethatls when sec was using nonlethals
-Didn't disable AI controls on APCs and doors
-Didn't steal a shield generator from engineering and set it up
-Ordered weapons crates, instead of experimental energy gear, and ballistics crates
-Didn't cut disposals
-Didn't set up barriers

I rate 4/10
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>tfw actually spend my time being a productive scientist and do R&D for the miners and supply medical and upgrade their equipment and helping the station in general
>barely any shitters and the whole station had the relaxing vibe i always look for on the outpost
>tfw got a fuckton of hug valids
Super comfy round

Also
>>165954693
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>mfw the CIA has confirmed that remote viewing is real

https://www.cia.gov/library/readingroom/docs/CIA-RDP96-00789R002600360002-3.pdf
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>>165954693
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>>165971974
Does that setup make you aflap or buzz?
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>guy shoots up sec and gets away with it
>chaplain gets nuked because some idiot farted on his bible
really...
makes you think....
doesn't it...
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>>165972405
appologize to /x/
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>>165972449
Suicide succumb
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>>165972267

be mine!
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>artifact logs merged
>logs broken artifacts
>tfw miners will most likely compete to see who can break more artifacts
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oh and by the way every single thing that alex jones talks about is 100% real and always has been the only actual real news source. Everything he says can be taken literally at face value just like the bible. You think i'm fucking with you but I'm not.
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>>165972925
he's controlled opposition and exists to make truthful observations seem like wacky conspiracy bunk
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>>165972405
The Stargate Project was terminated and declassified in 1995 after a CIA report concluded that it was never useful in any intelligence operation. Information provided by the program was vague, included irrelevant and erroneous data, and there was reason to suspect that its project managers had changed the reports so they would fit background cues.
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>>165972915
>tfw drilling on speed throught the whole roid trying to activate all the gyptonite not caring at all if its within a dig site
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>>165961676
Cooling is overkill, bottleneck at the filter, active cooling is janky. Use h/e pipes in the chamber, scrubber set to plasma only that dumps straight into space, and either emitter an O2 tank or use an injector to get O2 in.
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>>165973323
So its kidna like nowaday brain imagin?
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>>165973323
Your room is a mess, Anonymous.
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>>165972267

You are really fun to play around, we should hang out more!
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>>165973690
Couldn't be more wrong desu
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>>165972267
Thanks for keeping me safe on the outpost
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You have plenty of people claiming they have deja vue from places they never went to, and then actually going to those places and seeing what they saw happen, psychics that helps security through ghosts helping them out and other shit

The Chaplain should be able to have some of those trait, plus the ability to see ghosts if he ask the gods, or do runes for it
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>>165974073
>The Chaplain should be able to have some of those trait, plus the ability to see ghosts
Never again
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Shouldnt the plasma cutter be able to shoot too?
Let it have welder damage and shit.
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>>165954693
>implying I'm not dead
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How to defend engineering against the tide?

>electrify doors
>set up field generators

What else?
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>>165974073
the ghost thing sounds cool but I played chap on goon a grand total of one time because of it
like holy fuck it was horrible
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>>165974407
Only if you code in projectiles that do limb damage. Actually, it would be fun if lasers had a chance to blow off limbs too. Would give a reason to aim anywhere besides the head
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>>165974540
>weld doors
>reinforce walls on the doors
>overpressure all over engineering, make the engineers enter and leave through space
>close the blast doors on top of that

gg no one will even bother
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>>165974540
Disarm, cuff, singularity fodder.
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>>165974759
Will be doing this next time i'm CE
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>>165974910
I used to do that during nation rounds. If someone even tries to hack the doors, dismantle the reinforced walls and ask the AI to disable the blast doors, the pressure chance will launch them to the other side of the room and kill them. Expect to be bwoinked if you do this though.
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>>165972267
>tfw you will never hug Rina
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>>165974747
When are WE getting blood trails
>>
unban me NOW
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>>165972446
>>165972267
>>165971743
>>165963737
>>165963261
>>165962706
>>165961861
>>165954693

I love these so much, more! Make your statics now!
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>>165976098
kill the serb
wait for everybody to come here and complain
post the program
....
Profit!
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>>165974540
build a space base (in space)
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Why are non-human races always such special snowflakes? We should just remove th-

>>165972446
>>165972267
>>165971743
>>165963737
>>165963261
>>165962706
>>165961861
>>165954693
>>165976313
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>>165977361
>tfw not a special snowflake
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>>165977361
I guess I'll stop since you asked so politely anon
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>>165977361
OH NO HIDE YOUR SHITPOSTS IT'S A SNI-
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Tell me your favorite job.
Give me one example of powergaming that you consider acceptable for your job, and one example of powergaming that you consider not OK for your job.
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>>165977361
Only 3 of them there are snowflakes. The rest wouldn't stand out when playing normally.
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>>165977361
>special snowflake
>my static looks average as fuck
Kys furfag
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>>165978276
>Tell me your favorite job.
Detective
>Give me one example of powergaming that you consider acceptable for your job
Taking HUDglasses from the security officer lockers
>and one example of powergaming that you consider not OK for your job.
Taking a taser from the security officer lockers

I'm a simply man
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>>165978276
>Tell me your favorite job.
Xenoarch
>Give me one example of powergaming that you consider acceptable for your job
Hyperzine 24/7
>and one example of powergaming that you consider not OK for your job.
Stealing mining hardsuits
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>>165978276
Chemist
Easy one
>OK
chloral, yes, even without a confirmed threat. Be very careful to DE-ESCALATE matters with it and above all don't be a dick.
>not OK
Hardsuit from EVA/paramed's, looting MIFs unless it's a newcops-tier emergency, abusing the sneeki exploits to cure people faster. I'd mention 600uAT but it's so garbage, there's a reason why almost noone does it.
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>>165978276
Robotics.
>acceptable
360 antitox and 15 synaptizine
>not OK
Robocontrol in maint 4nr I guess.
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>>165962930
try commenting out or fixing the death/asleep overlay
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>>165978276
Trader
acceptable
>glubs, toolbelt, flash, and improvised stun baton at roundstart
unacceptable
>stealing the chem dispenser from the research outpost
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>>165981086
>stealing the chem dispenser from rd outpost
the trader just signed his validus saladus status
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Glad that worked out clownpiece. I can now check off the shuttle of places I've built an sme.
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>>165981086
>improvised stun baton at roundstart
Tell me your static so I know to 'random' search you
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>>165958216
Do you remember when I opened a thread on the forums afterwards to seriously discuss the proposition since the players in game were meme loving fucks and voted to?

Do you remember how that turned out?

I do.
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>>165981452
Avada!
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>>165981401
*ping
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>>165981452
>sec caring about improvised stun batons
lmao, they never seem to care when I'm selling them to the crew
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>>165981585
You mean when admins started pulling names from the vote logs and shaming people, encouraging a dog pilling on people for your own agenda until anyone who spoke out went quiet, since you dragged it out for more than a few weeks?

I remember
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>>165981218
yeah stealing is valid salad, particularly if you go in through space and vent xenobotany like a retard
ideally you sneak in, use it, and leave unseen, and without a trace
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>>165981831
http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=27&t=2608#p12149

Oh yes you got us.
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>>165981585
>This poll conducted on players who play the game doesn't matter and is invalid
>This poll conducted on the forums is the one that matters

not biased :) an admin of the people :)

let's keep pretending that erp is banned for any reason besides the headmins personally hating it
>>
Diethyl is CUTE!
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>>165981685
>>165981401
>shuttle suspicously docked, go to investigate
>as soon as i step inside the shuttle moves to deep space, sucking me out the airlock to my doom
>throw my emergency burger to float back, scramble inside to find two pinging crabbos
>get sent home
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>>165980198
I figured it out

There is an icon that covers the whole screen and it was set to completely black for some reason
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>>165981831
Eat shit, only meme voters voted for ERP in game, the people who truly play more than a dozen rounds a week are the ones usually going on forums and they said no. Maybe you should have posted your own views on the forum when there was a discussion and put up some valid points for ERP.

You didn't and now you shitpost on the thread because you are a meme spewing fag and scared to go on forums since you got no valid points actually.

I don't even know why Probe cares about this shit. There are servers that allow ERP, go there.
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>>165982251
erp is banned because why the fuck would you erp on a fucking atmospheric sim you dickmongling cock goblin
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>>165978276
>Tell me your favorite job.
Borg but I'll go with Paramedic since lolsilicon
>Give me one example of powergaming that you consider acceptable for your job
Wearing the Hardsuit at all times since putting it on can waste a few seconds in emergencies
>and one example of powergaming that you consider not OK for your job.
Carrying around chloral loaded autoinjectors for shitters
>>
>>165982045
>probe
>cherrypicking

What is going on?
>>
How can I identify a player that will be receptive to letting themselves be sadistically beat up?
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>>165982731
ERP is banned because of outdated religious/moral sentiment which is aimed toward quelling any form of sexual behavior which is nonstandard and which is unlikely to result in the highest possible number of able-bodied workers being produced
>>
Here's what you do if you want to l-lewd.
1. Get your partner's ckey.
2. Wait until the round's over and it's not ingame.
3. Do your do over an external program.
4. Don't bring it up ingame. Don't be cheeky. Keep on enjoying spess for what it is, which is not a lewd VN.
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>>165982880
>>
>>165983297
What part of what I said do you dispute?
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>>165981585
So why didn't you do another poll for clown antagonists? Because you got the result you wanted the first time?
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>>165983437
>Have a poll
>Don't like the answer
>Make another poll!
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>>165983519
Hey, it's how real polls work!
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>>165972405
Where the hell have you been? That has been known for a long time. Shit the book and movie The Men Who Stare at Goats is based on that program.

That is just coming up because the CIA is putting up an online library. Before you had to go down there and to access the files you could use only one of four computers. This is just to streamline it.
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>>165983519
How come when people vote to allow ERP they're "meme loving fucks" but when people vote to allow clown antagonist clumsiness it's perfectly fine?
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>>165983651
the latter are meme hating fucks obviously
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>>165983519
Yeah probe, you fucking dumb faggot. Keep making polls until they get the answer I want, which is the CORRECT answer. Then it'll be unbiased. There are just problems with the polls when they get a different answer than what I want. You fucking dumb belt-loving chungus.
>>
>>165983651
Because the vote to allow ERP was a spur-of-the-moment in-game poll, not an actual server poll.
>>
new thread when
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>>165983936
when you post it
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>>165983823
I just want fun lewds. Bears are fine. Bans are not. I like whipping people and my little fetish booth would probably get me in trouble depending on admin is on which is stupid. I got bears called on me because I tased someone and fed them holy water during cult because I said "Rape time!" "Take it like a dirty whore you are." ...it was Eva so it was pretty right imo.
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>>165984461
Why say those things, though? How is that fun?
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>Traitor HoP
>Steal the blueprints within seconds and pin it on the clown
>Station goes to shit super quick
>AI leads sec to me hiding in air pod
>he gets the plans from me
>but i lie my way into him giving me my gear
>lasersword.exe
>he stashed the plans and there wasn't enough time to find them
Well Played, faggo.
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>>165982880
>because of outdated religious/moral sentiment which is aimed toward quelling any form of sexual behavior which is nonstandard
it's only an system outdated if secular societies manage not to get outbred and replaced by the very traditionalist third world,
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>>165982872
any of the traders
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>>165985356
>This outdated shit is more virulent than secularism therefore our server should adhere to it

??
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>>165985473
I don't want that, I just want a friend who likes pastries
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>>165982880
>because of
the massive amount of dumbfuck drama it causes, just like furries and their fucking victim complex, or shitcurity who are looking for a valid reason to go full nigger.
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>people taking the bait
Either you're all retarded or he's just same fagging
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>>165985792
furries are hated on 4chan because somethingawful, in the wake of realizing that 4chan was becoming the cultural center of the internet and taking that title away from SA, launched a divide & conquer campaign which targeted furries, among other groups which they gauged to be already susceptible to public scorn
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>>165985782
That is one sweet ass pie eating contest
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>>165986197
The borg died because the pie was so good
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>>165986092
>SA responsible for a website hating furries for 10+ years
>DIVIDE AND CONQUER

more like furries are obnoxious faggots and we don't want them.

>>165986242
That sounds like a really fun memory. I'm glad this happened.
>>
We've had two purges now and in both you had the chance to erp. If you didn't take your chance then, it's your own fault.
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>>165985592
you are calling it
>outdated
which implies it's time is passed and it's defeat is in the future

but whig historiography is for suckers
the perpetual march of progress is a meme
perhaps it triumph, perhaps it will fall. Too early to tell.
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>>165986353
or you know go to any of the designated containment servers
>>
>>165983519
We EU now
>>
>the piebird
it's cool how differently people approach trader
>>
>>165986092
I don't think that's the case at all, furries are just really weird.
Maybe grow a thicker skin.
t. furry, fap to gay furry porn daily
>>
>>165986535
no that's pretty much what happened actually
i remember being in SA-related irc channels where people would post 4chan threads that had furries in them, and people would click them and ridicule the furries
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>>165986535
hi nick.
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>>165986680
That is an acceptable explanation for short term behavior but it doesn't really explain why for pretty much the entire history of 4chan people have hated furries.

Maybe it's because furries are obnoxious and spam their fetish until they're contained or eliminated?
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>>165986092
I hate the furries that play this game because, in spite of the fact that they have an overwhelming market share and dozens of servers that will accommodate their special needs, they refuse to leave the world be and spend loads of time and money trying to win over more territory for themselves.

Because I don't know, apparently asking them to do their greytiding as a human character is just too much to ask or something.
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>>165987283
hate memes are self perpetuating

by the way, people didn't always hate furries on 4chan, just like they didn't always hate 'bronies'/MLP. in the beginning of their existence, both were pretty trendy

i'm sure new kids don't know about /fur/
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>>165987283
To be fair, any spamming of any fetish is annoying as fuck, thiccfags and Avada etc. etc.
Just jack off to your shit where other uninvolved people don't have to deal with it. Universal good rule.
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>>165984753
Because it was funny at the time? Context helps but that is a bit hard to convey.
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>>165986092
Furries are fucking obnoxious and disgusting, nobody cares about your conspiracy theory fueled by self pity.
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>>165987589
we still have a board for furries
right in the /trash/ where it belongs
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>>165987874
i'm not a furry, friend
>>
new thread when
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>>165987874
got em
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>people unironically missing Mor*na now
for what purpose
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>>165988120
Literally who misses bill?
>>
>>165919638
Since windows are rarely partially broken in an alignment for that to matter without there being breaching to the point everyone uses magboots anyway. There's no real point other than trivia for not ruining your autism fort.
What you really need to do is make a burn bag that makes such hellish pressures that not even magboots or an Atmospherics/chief engineer suit will save you from a lengthy crushing death
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>>165988120
it's morena same fagging and blog posting again.
just report "her", she's already been banned for it once.
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>>165988220
Zealotron, sawbones, MrBones, DaBones, Demboners thefriggensawbones, skellyman4headmin2017, 1/16thburndamageinthehouse, greytide?morelikeMVPtide
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>>165988290
>she's already been banned for it once.
Really? Nice
>she
lel
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>>165988290
You think 'she' will ever get unbanned only to go right back to shitposting and grudging?
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>>165984947
i knew you were a traitor but killing a commanding officer without 100% proof is a little to much. I probably could have gotten away with it
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>>165988120
>tfw my banbaiting her got her banned
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>>165988790
Just kill, kill and kill until there is order upon the station friend. The penalty for mutiny is death, enforce it.
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>>165890017
>Tailgate into RND with borg who runs in there afters it obvious that the AI is compromised
>Flash it
>Oh woops, no RD ID, cant du nuffin
>Flash it again
>Well, it looks like im dead when hes not stunned, as I dont want to risk a bwoink smashing a borg
>Flash him one more time
>He flashes me and just drags me out of the RD office
>Warns me not to hurt bees
>>
>>165988914
>everything_went_better_than_expected
>>
>>165988914
There's almost always toolboxes right there. You can smash dat mf flash extinguisher/toolbox. You can also attempt to flee by flashing it, and disposaling out then hoping you can get to space before it gets to you.
>>
>>165984461
Do you really want your ERP facilities being coded by me?

Because that's what'll happen, and you don't want that.
>>
Crooked furries have the server and it's staff in their pocket and yet they still get baited into arguments with the other players. Sad!
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>>165989135
out of morbid curiosity, I do.
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>>165984461
There's this thing called the internet. It has places where you can go to erp with others of the same disposition. a game about roleplaying as a spaceman doing their job on a space station is not the place for it. If you're such a manchild you can't control yourself then to be honest, the ban is more for your protection than anything.
>>
Morena is the type of person that is completely pathetic in real life, but is also nasty in the core. So instead of being pathetic and then kind, she'll manipulate and make fun of people online. Shell act how she sees bitches acting in real life, because her childlike mentality makes her think that's how you're not pathetic. Instead she is pathetic and an attention whore. By the time she realizes this, shell be in her fourties and she'll have missed out on most her life and either kill her self or wallow in misery and adopt 10 cats. It's a real shame. I am so confident in this I'll attach my name to it.

t. Surfer Girl
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>>165989135

I dont want anything coded. Why the hell would you have to code anything? I do not even ERP. I just want fun things to happen that will not result in a ban. Someone ERP'ing? By all means bear them or send some kinda sexual harassment NT rep. Things can be made fun not "lol bans for everyone"

>>165989263
You need to learn how to read.
>>
>>165989323
>calling bill she unironically
>pretending to be someone that fell off the face of the earth three months ago.

not sure if Bill or an elaborate false flag.
>>
>>165989393
You need to get permabanned without chance of appeal. Fuck. Off.
>>
>>165989442
I still play I just use a new ckey now
>>
>>165989393
Because every time someone brings up something that should be enforcement-related, it drifts to code.

Also, page ten and bump-capped, new thread pls
>>
>>165989469
Did I hurt your poor Christian values? It is quite easy to figure out who I am. Bring it.
>>
>>165989524
It is just silly. It was fine before when it was not a ban. How many people ran around ERP'ing? They just got made fun of in dead chat. Also that one time with Angelite as a ling in dorms was funny as hell. Now? Walking the line and ban if wrong admin is on.
>>
>>165989539
We already went though "fun things" with the funyn name rule. All it did was rapidly multiply the problem as people flocked to it to bait responses. Bans are the only appropriate way to handle it after the first account lifetime warning that if you persist in not reading the rules you're out the door.
>>
>>165989680
And the idiots with stupid names became valid to be beaten and shot out an airlock. It was a self solving problem.
>>
>>165989824
Well I guess it's my mistake expecting a guy wanting more lenient handling of ERP to understand the problem with killbaiting.
>>
>>165988914
Sometimes, nobody wants to kill you.
I can't count the number of times I've chased down humans until I have them cornered, only to apply a bruise pack.
>>
>>165989905
That is the thing. You were valid. Like someone reading WGW. Someone named Cunt McFuckface was a free kill. Ahelp being killed with a name like that was asking for a ban on them for banbaiting and being an idiot.
>>
>>165989680
Look as far as I know the best way (the way I handle it) is bears + note and an explanation that it's against the rules. For repeat behavior bans.

Not a big deal but some people just love to talk about ERP. Some of which are banned/don't play here.
>>
>>165989932
Chasing people with malf ptsd is the best
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>>165990031
Prompting that toxic behavior in the first place is the problem
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>>165990247
If I cannot get across these are self solving problems I do not know what to say. ERP thing? Made fun of and get a rep. Not to mention you are easy antag bait.

Stupid name? Get killed and out of round and most likely a future perma because you lack common sense.
>>
Female statics who don't try and act like females are the worst
>>
>>165990431
They don't ahelp it you dense motherfucker. They join with a shitty name to greytide and fight with other shitters going for a "free kill" causing unacceptable nonantag chaos for no reason other than the self-satisfaction of the sax and fighting. The "self-solving" is itself a problem and was a problem to the point that the policy was ended and never revisited it was so toxic to the server's quality.
>>
>>165989442
>pretending to be someone that fell off the face of the earth three months ago.
Where did they go?
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>>165990642
female statics that try to act like females are branded as anime-emulators.
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>>165990860
Having a female say "Heya~" is a lot better than having them say "Oi lad"
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>>165991016
When I see a female character acting TOO female, it just reminds me that on the other endd there's a guy sitting at his computer trying to live out a depressing fantasy likely triggered by his inability to make it as a man.
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>>165990731
I suppose you didnt see the part where they end up eating a perma in the end anyway for being shitters?

Shitters are going to be shitters anyway. We have people that join now that just greytide it up saying they dindu without a stupid name. They meet the same fate as the other retards.
>>
>>165991548
More often than not they didn't and you know goddamn well there's a big difference between how things were then and now.
>>
>>165988914
I was also mysteriously spared by a borg
>>
Borgs are rouge!
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>>165990642
male statics that try and act female are the best!
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>>165992262
Yes but some people see the past as some golden age.

Look. I am not for really stupid names. I dont even really want ERP since I will never go over to dorms and fug someone. Seems kinda silly to me. I am mostly talking about grey areas.

Sorta like the name rule. We still got people, or had, like Surfer and a few others. No problems with them, sorta grey area. No one has super retarded names anymore except clowns where it shoulda always have stayed.
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>>165988913
>BOWINK

>so what evidence did you have that called for an execution
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Vox Rescue Guy is my new favorite gamemode to speedrun.
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>>165989323
shabbat shalom
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>>165992565
OOC: THE BORGS ARE ROUGE WE MUST UNITE TO DEFEAT THE AI
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>>165982737
Is hardsuiting at start actually acceptable? I've been wanting to into med and feel like Paramedic would be a decent start, especially now that I've got strong to decent feels of all three used stations.
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>>165992605
thanks for the juice man
damn..
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>>165992565
>I'LL SHOW YOU ROUGE
>*Boots up crayon module*
>DOORCRUSHER hits dindunuffin in the head with the red crayon
>DOORCRUSHER hits dindunuffin in the head with the red crayon
>DOORCRUSHER hits dindunuffin in the head with the red crayon
>DOORCRUSHER hits dindunuffin in the head with the red crayon

>>165992595
The important distinction is that when you invite "fun" instead of warnings and bans you're doubling down on the shittery by inviting other players to feel validated in being shitters which invites more shitters to be the ones prompting it to get their fix because they're one of the toxic deathmatch shitters with ADHD that can't go 5 minutes without getting jacked while allowing a far higher soft-cap for said shittery.

>>165992601
Been there, done it, never been shitcanned over resolving a mutiny.
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>>165992781
It's not acceptable but it's never enforced because you'd have to ban everyone.
>>
>>165989190
>it's
>the server and it is staff
>>
>>165992996
And those idiots should be removed with a vengence. Look I know where you are coming from with that. But we will always have those people. It sucks that we have to build rules around those tards. We really shouldnt.
>>
>>165978276
Security Officer

Boot knife decapitating fucking everybody as soon as defensible to get antags and shitters out of the round for as long as we can recall spam to get traitors spawned

Stealing the captain's spare without sharing it
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>>165993409
A clear line in the sand saying N.O. works better than a wider grey zone that admins get deadminned over ban drama
>>
>Messed up big-time
>No one noticed because the round ended so fast
Phew!
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>>165992565
I didn't mean to do too.

I was trying to tell people the borgos were rogue after escaping the autoborger. And most likely hit "O" and toggled the OOC while mind projecting.

I have OOC disabled now.

Sorry Consul.
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>>165993859
We know what you did!
>>
>>165993680
I just find it funny when anyone brings ANYTHING up it is always "So you want it like-vore/bay/hippy" I guess I am just getting sick of stupid arguements.
>>
>>165993362
>got the your or you're wrong
unfriending you get the fuck off my facebook wall
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>>165993882
Fuck I cant even follow proper grammar either. J.j.j.j.ust kill me.
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>>165950857
wait what
>>
>>165993916
Oh god, I hope not.
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>>165950857
THIS IS A TRICK
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6LtXVjOmvDY
revolutions done quick
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>page 10
>>165994079
>>165994079
>>165994079
>>165994079
>>165994079
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