MEME DIFFICULTY EDITION
Last bread of autism >>165355962
>Workshop Manual
http://www.overkillsoftware.com/workshopmanual/
>Upcoming Payday 2 Tournaments:
http://www.overkillsoftware.com/payday2-tournament/
>Extremely Franktastic Guide on the Mechanics of PAYDAY 2:
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=267214370
>Skill/Weapon Stat Calculator:
http://pd2weapons.com/
>Breakpoint calculator
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1ucnX2Hm4QlkyKiQkSJzdC_PS9Pc8dBJt3cxYyI3Pkgk/
>Old Skilltree Guide:
http://i.imgur.com/nUXjB3J.png
>Perk Deck Guide (slightly out of date):
http://i.imgur.com/hFYr1Io.jpg
>Stat Ranking and Breakpoints (extremely fucking out of date we only keep this here for console plebs):
http://i.imgur.com/TY14uav.png
>Weapon/Armor/Damage/Pickup Spreadsheets (not up to date):
http://pastebin.com/dSyuTzdt
>Weapon Skin Checklist (totally up to date):
http://pastebin.com/jivyLi3A
>Big Oil Engine Calculators:
// NOTE: Nobody cares what the pressure gauges say if they're using the calculator
http://payday2skills.ru/bigoil.html
http://albertkung.com/bigoil/
>PAYDAY Wiki:
http://payday.wikia.com/wiki/PAYDAY_2
>Latest Updates Here:
http://steamcommunity.com/app/218620
>Steam Group full of shitters:
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/itfeelslikesomethingsintheair
>Mods and Lua:
http://pastebin.com/HR91ZxX2
>Weapon skin previews
http://pd2stash.com/
>Daily Dose
http://fuldans.se/?v=bawawkvbhb
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bV6Mv2A4E2Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhYXQxPUBo8
If you read this u gay
Update when
2nd forWICK
just let the cunting general die, please
there's not enough Eric to keep me coming here
>>165879960
When did Kira Yoshikage get here
>>165880774
not everyone with yellow hair is kira you fucking shit
GET THE FUCK UP
>>165882737
No you can't make me
>>165880774
Is this a jojo reference?
post pictures of jacket
>>165883626
>>165879358
yeah i did
what achievement should i cheat next?
I played a bit of Payday: The Heist today after dumping about 500+ hours into PAYDAY 2.
What the fuck happened.
I neeeed situational, high ammo pickup weapons to use with sentry build.
Primary or secondary doesn't matter.
>>165885946
>to use with sentry build
grenade launcher
>>165885248
I don't know, but I want them to go back
>>165885248
>tfw too much pd2 and can't do hard in pd:th anymore
BULLDOZER
>>165880774
>everyone with blonde hair is le epic bowie quiet life meme man
Cmon man shit like this is why Jojo fans get made fun of the way we do
How do I beat the time limit when the C4 explodes on car shop
>>165893059
Drive fast and well.
OD gives you 1:30, I did it in 1:00 with 1 mistake.
The path to drive is always the same.
USE THE BRAKES
>>165879606
fixed your shit OP
>>165893348
THERE IS A CAR?You can brake?
>>165893837
>You can brake?
Spacebar, or whatever your jump is.
>>165893631
death wish is more tryhard/autist than mayhem is I think what OP meant.
Is One Down good?
>>165895474
Literally hide and hope it gets solved by itself/10
>>165893631
>mayhem is hard
Eh, I'm playing with an old-ass cpu, the only difficulty that's actually hard is OD
>>165893059
You drive.
I have found new love of the Little Friend as a situational primary weapon, like the GL-40 or Piglet, but good.
Full-auto DMR melts dozers and t h i c c enemies when I need it, grenade launcher is a grenade launcher that feels more satisfying than the GL40, for some reason.
Which weapon makes your vagina wet?
>>165902457
Mah boypussy you mean
>pubs use the wrong barcode
>pubs blow up the meth lab
>pubs pick the worst possible cars to burn
>pubs down themselves both days with claymores
>pubs get lost day 2
>pubs turn on the sprinklers AFTER I ALREADY FIXED THE DRILL
JUST
>>165903156
>pubs somehow pick up C4 on day 4
>THEN they get lost
>host kicks the first person up there
>>165903626
>pubs miss the hostage
>pubs blow YOU up with the claymores
>pubs get lost and get downed while you're at the top, then type "help"
>pubs miss the hostage and blow themselves up with it
>there are people in this thread who enjoy hiding behind cover in their 55 dodge meme suits, while 8 jokers with all joker skills aced tank through the entire heist
>there are people in this thread that didn't cheat their way through every loud one down heist, just for the sake of completion
>>165903156
>pubs being pussies and getting mad somebody doesn't want to cheat in a loud heist
>muh sprinklers
>>165904198
>fixing the drill in the drill fixing game
>cheating
?
>>165879606
>mfw there are peoples past level 30 who are playing Very Hard heists unironically,
>>165904198
By that logic, firing from the hip accurately should be cheating.
I mean, there's no crosshair, firing from the hip accuractly is an unintended game mechanic.
>>165904527
Last very hard I booted up was for that stupid toothbrush achievement. Could probably do it on mayhem desu.
>pubs skip the bomb hostage
>I defuse the bomb and grab money bag
>Now they are all at the top without me and I look bad
>>165904736
Hey atleast you aren't the one waiting for the other 3, one of them having the fucking C4
>>165904801
>pubs finally get to the penthouse, run straight to the coke and start bagging before they even trigger the drill drop
>they throw it here, they throw it there, THEY THROW IT EVERY FUCKING WHERE
>>165904697
>hipfiring is an unintended game mechanic
If it wasn't, you wouldn't be able to hip-fire in the first place.
OVK is just too lazy to convert the HM Day 2 fire into the same fire used in Rats Day 1 when the lab is blown up, for some unknown reason. Won't stop babies from tanking the fire in an ICTV to fix the drill when RNG is on their side, but it would defeat the point of having the fire in the first place which is to just kill all the cops who ever try to go into the penthouse or near the drill to make the heist easier.
https://www.f-list.net/c/kawaii heister/
Add me up, losers.
Ay
Look
SHIT
>>165905309
No no no no, FUCK
>>165905309
donac
>>165905309
Yeah, you can look. But dont touch with your dirty hands
>>165904198
>>165905016
>not following the objective markers exactly is cheating
So do you wait for the objective to tell you to open the door on the roof in big bank or firestarter day 3? Is it cheating to know you need to do that before the game tells you to?
>>165905630
>all this grasping at straws
If there was something blocking my way to the roof, and I sit in a corner in an ICTV while cops are shooting at me but they can't path to me because they take fatal damage - which was meant for me - the moment they walk into the obstacle, then yes.
A better analogy would be "omg is it cheating if I clip through the vault door to open the inner vault door before the thermal drill is done?" to which the answer is, yes.
>>165905845
>doing objectives out of order is the same as clipping through walls
Do you think skipping the meth trade objective and stealing the intel on rats day 2 is cheating?
>>165904990
>tell tard not to bag the money when we get in there
>starts bagging anyways
>>165906486
why do autists chimp out over that it doesn't even matter
>>165906227
It's a preprogrammed alternate method of completing the heist, so no.
>>165906536
Pubs have zero awareness and won't notice a cop walking off with their bags while they stare into the burning fire waiting for the drill to finish even though Bain is screaming non-stop THEY'RE TAKING OUR BAGS.
>>165906486
>money
The money is so flipping close to the end anyway, why not bag it?
Unless you mean the coke, then yeah, fucking, stop bagging the coke.
>>165906567
Fixing the drill is preprogrammed too.
>>165906651
I have never played an HM where the pubs didn't throw the bags on top of that shelf in the camera monitor room. Cops can't get the bags up there
>>165906798
They can, and they can grab bags through walls.
That heist on that day in particular is where most pubs learn the latter fact for the first time.
>When pubs dont know where to go
>>165907076
>When you play on Normal and expect people to be good at the game.
>>165907169
Its on hard :^(
>>165906778
That's what I meant, yeah
busy doing fifty things right now
good morning ashley
>>165906778
i bag the coke on Hotline Miami just to see if anyone complains about it
Should I join
>>165911023
go for it, nothing bad will happen ;)
>>165911023
Seems legit
>>165911023
Join and link profile
>>165909467
Good morning.
PAYDAY 2: Gage Weapon Pack #02: CCBD5-AH589-AQLVI
PAYDAY 2: Gage Weapon Pack #02: ZE600-WNP8E-INJ7W
PAYDAY 2: Gage Weapon Pack #02: RW9Y0-PFD8K-GF23A
PAYDAY 2: Gage Weapon Pack #02: 4ZZFD-5FD7E-ZJ4GK
PAYDAY 2: Gage Weapon Pack #02: Z88HP-GPJB6-ZQG03
john wick weapon pack
>>165912256
Thank you, youre cool.
>>165912256
Based anon
>>165914180
>anime
>le based meme
hang yourself
>>165914180
>anon
do you know how to read
Ashley bf (gf) pack codes when?
>>165914180
Kill yourself stupid fucking nigger lover
>>165915113
What an edgy cucklord
>>165916497
agreed
The thread has hit page 10. Come on Europe
>>165909469
So? Don't leave us hanging
PAYDAY 2: The PAYDAYCON 2015 Mask Pack: WF83R-G9T6I-RIMG9
PAYDAY 2: The PAYDAYCON 2015 Mask Pack: K8F8M-TLZLL-DVXJF
PAYDAY 2: The PAYDAYCON 2015 Mask Pack: 3ZTV3-ZRG9Z-5C8E8
>>165922949
Payday 2 codes when?
Bomb heist or historical next pls.pls :3
>>165923042
I second Bomb Heist. I don't recall seeing it in months.
>>165922949
>K8F8M-TLZLL-DVXJF
thx senpai x3
>tfw skewer achievement not working
>>165922949
>WF83R-G9T6I-RIMG9
Cheers mate
>>165834660
Hello heisters! New side jobs are out!
Today's Daily Side Jobs are:
- Greased Lightning (any_25_taser_kills)
- I Knew What I Did Was Wrong (i_knew_what_i_was_doing_was_wrong)
And today's Safehouse Daily is:
- Drill-O-Phobia (daily_phobia)
Brought to you by Chains.
Keep those helmets flying! ;)
>he doesn't have Criminal Intent set as his main menu song
>>165923447
do you have a 4chan pass just to post this shit
>>165923804
>having shit taste
I'm sorry, anon.
>>165925096
If you are the Let's Go Shopping guy then please don't ever interact with me again
things that will always make me kek
>running over dozers in vehicles
>santa hat cloakers
>players leaving after custody
>ngbto users most downed
>>165923804
>>165925516
>not having for the kill/ half past wiked as the main menu song
SHIT
TASTE
I AM A BAD MOTHAFUCKA
>My Woman is STILL not one of the menu songs
OOOVVVVEEEERRRRKKKIIIIIIIILLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!
>>165904715
>Last very hard I booted up was for that stupid toothbrush achievement.
>implying there is any challenge in it when you can just throw it from the windows close to the truck
Post your banlists.
You have a banlist, right?
I always write down the ID of the person who kicks me for no reason so that I can kick them at the very end of my own heists if they happen to join.
>>165931079
I have none but I'm probably on a few
>>165930878
Not that toothbrush achievement, retard. The prison nightmare melee one that had a minimum difficulty of VH.
>>165931079
Nope
I play with friends only
>>165932551
How do I make friends in Payday 2?
>>165933015
Get friends in real life
>>165933015
You need three other people to play with, so go to a shadow raid mission (these aren't as busy as others, so there's more time for them to type,) and press "3" on your keyboard repeatedly.
>>165933015
Somehow make your friends play this garbage. Good luck with that
>>165933214
I'm trying, but I have been friendless for 12 years now.
>>165933352
I got kicked...
>>165933442
I have an acquaintance classmate that also plays PD2, I'm just kind of worried about him thinking less of me if he sees my steam profile.
>>165934289
I'll be your friend then. Post ID
>>165934289
Post id, nigga. I wanna see
>>165934289
I can be your friend. ID, please.
anime belongs in the trash
quit giving this fucking pathetic animefag attention he posts the same shit at least once a week
how do i reply???????//
>>165934289
>12 years
Why not go for 13? Don't go ruining a perfectly good record.
>>165934289
Post ID faggot, so I can point and laughand also play with you
>>165883626
nice one snowy
>>165883626
his name sweater he part of paycheck crew XD
I'm not the only one who actually steers clear of people who say they need friends or anything, right?
>>165937046
if they don't post id or join the group then ignore them, they are fatfuck animefag attention whores looking for (You)s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dK6i4Pjyeso
>>165937046
steer clear of anyone who uses anime images that profusely desu
>>165937046
I steer clear of anyone who plays this game desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gq82JF6EKWg
What is the best track, and why is it Armed to the Teeth?
>>165942213
uh excuse me that isn't double cross
>>165942880
weird way to spell three way deal
>>165943392
That definitely isn't Dead Man's Hand
>>165942213
>>165942880
>>165943392
>>165943916
those are some strange ways to type lets go shopping
>>165944186
you fucking ruined it you fucking piece of motherfucking shit get the fuck out i don't wanna hear from you anymore don't talk to me or my joker ever again you hear what i'm saying fuck off you little fuckign dickhead motherfucker
>>165944497
how to spot butthurt criminal ambitions faggot 101
>>165944575
Obviously, Breaking News is the elder god tier choice
>>165922949
Gage weapon pack when?
>>165944575
>STILL WITH THE FUCKING MENU MUSIC AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHH
>>165944702
That's still not how you type Bomb Heists pack or Gayge Historical Pack
>>165944702
You misspelled Wolf Pack
>>165944738
>actually playing the heists, not only previewing the menu tracks in the menu 24/7
wew laddo
>>165944860
Well, he spelled "pack" right.
You guys cant even english
>>165944702
I think you meant to type Butchers AK/CAR mod pack
>>165945136
fuck off poorfag
>>165944863
>Wolf Pack
>Not being part of the OG crew with the Wolf Pack from PD:TH
w e w
>>165945249
>Implying the guy wanting the Gage Weapon pack isnt the real poorfag
wew lad
>>165945283
>haha xd lurk moar newfriend lmao
Not all of us are autistic enough to have played "le original old school style" release
PAYDAY 2: PAYDAYCON 2016: GTPM6-FYTZ0-CZ5HT
PAYDAY 2: PAYDAYCON 2016: 7CG7H-V5KMV-LX5Q7
PAYDAY 2: PAYDAYCON 2016: J5QHA-AJMG9-KFIH4
PAYDAY 2: PAYDAYCON 2016: ALD5C-B4VER-XB5GZ
PAYDAY 2: PAYDAYCON 2016: 9RYV9-Z0RQI-9NPBG
>everyone dislikes Mega Clover mask
>PAYDAYCON 2016 has no other rewards besides that
>keeps posting PAYDAYCON 2016 codes, SOMEONE has to appreciate them
>Ashley's face when
>>165946057
>tfw the only giveaways you catch is mega clover and everyone already has 9999999 of them
I feel like Trashley has spoiled us
>>165946057
>GTPM6-FYTZ0-CZ5HT
Thanks
>>165942213
>>165942880
But that isn'tZagrebacka
>>165946890
Zagrebacka is shit. Ironically or not
>>165946057
>9RYV9-Z0RQI-9NPBG
Ah, at least that one was legit. Danke mein fräulein.
A note though family, since additional difficulties have been added to JUDENDAY, do you think we'll get another weapon re-balancing across the board to properly help with more weapons being relevant in the meta?
>>165946776
It's OyVeyShill still trying to appease us after the debacles of Hype Fuel and paid Safes. It has to be.
How could they fuck up Bodhi even more than JW?
>>165948220
they should have just made him look like Swayze
New dlc when?
>>165949282
Update fucking WHEN FOR FUCK SAKES
>>165949282
Never.
>>165949282
no mercy with nick character
ovk pls
>only one black character in the game
>P2W DLC out of the ass
>Trump mask
>One Down is literally a meme difficulty, doesn't make the game harder but impossible so that you can only play on one certain way to win
>Crates that require paid drills to open still drop instead of actual items
Give me one reason not to refund this piece of shit game
>>165950610
>Crates that require paid drills to open still drop instead of actual items
not the new ones though
>>165950610
>Trump mask
>One Down
Nigga just look away hahahahahahaha
>>165950610
because you have more than 2 hours in it
>>165950878
Fuck you, liar. I just got a crate today and I have to pay to open it.
>>165951029
>other players can wear trump mask
>one down gives the most xp
yeah sure
>>165951043
I have 800 hours in the game, I can still get a refund right? I mean look at the state of the game I'm sure others are asking for refunds too
>>165951286
>>165950610
Kek this is pretty good bait desu, here are your (You)s.
>>165951286
>I just got a crate today and I have to pay to open it.
maybe you should stop lying
>>165951286
If it droped from a payday then no, you dont have to pay. You can open it right now from the steam inventory menu.
>Implying xp matters when you are just going to infamy and lose it all anyway
>>165951286
>Just the mere sight of trump offends me
Grow up, baitfag
>>165951286
this is what shitposting in this thread has turned into
>>165950610
>only one black character in the game
>free dlc if you don't act dumb
>trump mask
>hard difficulties
>free skins if you don't act dumb
>>165950610
>>165951286
I'm sure if (you) ask hard enough, someone can make a mod that replaces the trump mask with character default mask.
Also, how do you feel thatCallie is fucking dead?
>>165951807
>>free dlc if you don't act dumb
You're acting dumb right now
>>165951807
>Then what is pic related?
some anime fag with weak bait who's merely pretending to be retarded for (you)s
>>165952006
Wrong image
>>165952290
you dont need a drill for it
>>165951567
Like, I get that Trump isn't the worst guy ever to be president, and I get that there's no sense complaining about what is now the inevitable, but are there genuinely people who think he is a good candidate for presidency? I assume all the Trump make anime great again shillaryfags on suicide watch from my stand za walldo shitposting you see everywhere is ironic.
wait
are there people who buy all the DLCs instead of just unlocking them trough the ebin lua hags
>>165952459
I just buy the DLC i really want for super cheap on sale, snag codes from threads, and then not use any of it cus I've hardly played this game.
>>165952431
please fuck off /pol/
>>165952459
>He is poor
Fuck off shitter
>>165952431
Yeah i genuinely think he was the best candidate. Not perfect, but the best.
Lets not derail pdg into politics tho
>>165951807
>>165952290
Really makes you think
>>165952843
ah heck
>>165952843
>Calling out bait is now considered being baited
We truly have gone a long way
>>165952843
ha ha, you made yourself look like a retard and earned nothing.
grats. fucking 12 year old
>>165952843
yeah you sure got me with that terrible bait
>>165952843
Are you the Mariefag from /tf2g/?
>>165952843
Teach me, master
>people still fail to follow the most basic rurus of the internet
how are you all this fucking stupid
Does Trigger Happy affect akimbos? I can't find an answer on the Long Guide or anywhere else. PD2Weapons doesn't seem to reflect a damage boost for it.
>>165953091
We're all still playing this toxic waste of a game. What did you expect?
>>165952901
>>165952916
>>165952950
>>165952958
>>165952979
>>165953029
>CTRL+F (You)
>28 results
I'm gonna fucking cum
>>165953091
What did he mean by this?
answer my question dummy
>>165953091
There is nothing better to do here, we are only waiting for fucking codes
>>165953312
ah frick
>>165953332
DON'T FEED THE FUCKING TROLLS
>>165953170
It should considering the "pistol skills affect akimbos" update from way way back.
All the other pistol skills work with them still.
>>165949472
literally who
>He doesn't have the preplanning music set to let's go shopping
>>165954781
>He doesn't have the shopping music set to preparations
>>165954781
>he didn't mod the preplanning music to be Frantic Aerobics
baka
>>165955079
>he doesn't have untitled as his menu music
>>165954781
>>165954949
>>165955079
>He doesn't music
>>165955756
>He
>>165955813
>Has
>>165955946
>Does
>>
>>165955946
>No
>>165956718
>Style
>>165956827
>He
>>165957135
>This isnt related to PD2 and Lanky is a shit meme
>Grow up
>>165957406
>being this much of a killjoy
Who the fuck shit in your cheerios jesus christ
chains is in a pickle
WE NEED YOU BUDDY, GETITUP!
>>165960296
wtf I'm gay now
>>165960579
reminder that some roastie whores who went to a movie opening got SIGNED POSTERS OF ERIC
>>165952843
And he's posting with worst sister, come on now
>>165961313
I dont even play Splatoon and I recognize Callie as best sister
What is the best heist and why is itUndercover
>>165961730
nothotline miami
>>165962116
yeah you're right, it isn't hotline miami
>>165952958
sauce?
>>165961730
Didn't she lose best sister contest though
>>165962116
Correct
>>165964009
People are mixing up.
Callie is the purple one, she is not present in the Splatoon 2 trailer.
Marie is the green one, she won the best sister (actually cousin) contest.
>>165964325
Splatoon heist when
Is threat the most useless stat?
perk deck that uses threat when?
>>165964945
I dont even know what threat signifies
If I attach a silencer to a gun while having silencer skills thus making it more deadly, threat gets reduced down to 2 or 3
>>165964632
>"gang, we got a lead on a valuable container of the squid sister's ink. It sells extremely well, but Gensec was hired to protect it, we need to get our hands on that sac. When you have it, bile will pick you up. Stay fresh, gang."
>>165964945
Muscle, but for all i know those threat stats could always have been bugged but nobody really knows how they work so they can't properly if it's shit or not.
All i know is some stuff about cops jumping out of theri way to dodge and possibly some cop accuracy debuff or attention
>>165965120
I think threat is the likelyhood of you getting targeted by police.
So loud big guns = draw more attention from cops.
>>165965183
>"The contractor has sent us an octoling, she should prove to be a usefull addition to the crew."
>>165964945
>Trick shooter
>1st: Bullets can ricochet off cops when they hit, going in the nearest enemy's direction.Chance is equal in terms of % to threat.
>2nd:Hitbox multipliers above 1 carry over between shots and are cumulative.
>3rd: Max threat raised to 50. Removed threat penalty on silencers
>4th:Bullets get extra damage everytime they ricochet equal to your threat %.
>>165965942Does it come with built-in gun tricks
>>165966146on equip, reworked animations for pistols, snipers and shotguns :^)
>>165965942
Perk Decks are almost exclusively used as a form of defense, the only perk decks that adds to offense is Hitman, which adds ammo and stability for akimbo, and Gambler, which gives extra ammo to self and allies on pickup.
Also, what of sniper rifles, the ones that pierce?
>>165966432
they keep the piercingness, but on every hit, the ricochet percentage applies
>>165965183
>Stay fresh, gang
>arbiter still can't equip fire rounds
>>165965120
Threat is how good a gun is at suppression
The higher the threat the more likely a cop will stop shooting to move or get into cover
How do I use crook
>>165977059
You crook it
>>165977059
with deckstravaganza ;)
>>165977059
you invite the bulldozer over
>pubs scan random barcodes on HM day 1
>>165981550
>When the fucking pubsWHERE IS THE FUCKING UPDATE
>>165879606
>>165893631
Ok so I fixed your fix you fucking reeee.
>>165985470
>Mayhem
>EVER
>>165985715
well I mean I stay the fuck away form it but I have to play it once to level up after infamying.
>>165977059
>>165978327
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/22003369/Deckstravaganza_v6.2.zip
>>165981550
>tfw it took me 3 goddamn runs of HM to notice the board
I feel so bad
>>165986157
Most of the time, it takes a couple runs to learn even the essence of a heist when in pubs.
It is very likely that at least 1 person knows what their doing and is unaware of the potential ignorance of the other 3.
How many times did it take you to notice the clipboards and piece together the hints in Big Oil Day 2?
So don't feel bad.
Rocket a shitter today.
>>165987381
>How many times did it take you to notice the clipboards and piece together the hints in Big Oil Day 2?
wait what
Listen up.
>>165931079
>that infamous three host who kicked me because he felt threatened of someone having c4 and a saw at the same time,
>everyone that kill Beard on HM day 2,
>Pocautists,
and the list continues
>>165990659
>using a light assault rifle
>without surefire ace, lock 'n' load ace, bod expertise ace, and aggressive reload basic
>>165991060
>body expertise aced
?
They have heads, you know.
>>165991182
CENTER MASS
CENTER MASS FOR FUCK'S SAKE
>>165991232
You spray them here, you spray them there,you spray them every-fucking-where
>>165991232
WHO ARE THESE GUYS, EX-MILITARY
>>165991232
>>165991691
I know what this game is missing!A goat fuck so colossal you need a car to get around it.
>>165992291
Does "Goat" include qt satyr girlies?
>>165991232
But seriously.
Body Expertise Ace and Surefire Ace effectively increases the head by 6 times for automatics only.
And, yes, it won't benefit from Bullseye or Helmet Popping, but hey, if a stray bullet does recoil to the head, then more power to it.
>>165991691
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD CONTACT
>>165992556
Why not just run fully loaded for ammo efficiency? You don't lose potential DPS at close range, you have extra ammo to make up for your higher shots/kill when they're further out, and you get extra grenades as a freebie.but really, there's not much point to killing them while they're further out. Kill the ones that get closer, and 9/10 times you can ignore the ones that don't.
>>165993109
THE AO IS A COLOSSAL GOATFUCK
>>165993463
Who are these guys?Sexmilitary?
>nobody replied to me when I slept
>didn't even get a warning
Okay...
Would a 20 concealment rocket launcher with half the damage of the M202 and the ammo of the RPG-7 be balanced?
>>165996076
what is your timezone?
>>165996163
*Same damage of the M202, Half the damage of the RPG-7
I hate typing.
>>165996191
UTC + 2
>>165996487
>UTC + 2
why do you shitpost at 8am?
are you ok?
>>165996626
I'm at college, no I'm not okay.
Dead
>>165944575
Criminal Intent you fucking retard not Criminal Ambitions
>>166000240
woah, flames of love not criminal ambitions
PAYDAY 2: Gage Weapon Pack #02: I04QX-J7NNB-ZC9RL
PAYDAY 2: Gage Weapon Pack #02: GVR3D-5EB9Y-AEJHQ
PAYDAY 2: Gage Weapon Pack #02: HQTY0-G50PC-XFIJ6
PAYDAY 2: Gage Weapon Pack #02: IMWGR-3NMT2-XJYW4
PAYDAY 2: Gage Weapon Pack #02: 5V73W-LZANX-HZQE9
Codes, also lol that bait.
>>166004558
HUMBLE BUNDLE 5 PLSor jack
>>166000240
Shut the FUCK up, there is no song called 'Criminal Intent' available to choose as menu music. Only one that has a very similar name is 'Criminal Ambitions' which is retarded nigger rap or hip hop whatever that piece of shit """music""" genre is called.
i put sode
>>166005515
>He didn't buy the PAYDAY: The Heist Soundtrack
https://youtu.be/r2lv4hDGvyc
>>165923447
>>165924897
Hello heisters! New side jobs are out!
Today's Daily Side Jobs are:
- Doctor Fantastic (doctor_fantastic)
- The Butcher Needs You! (butcher_4_jobs)
And today's Safehouse Daily is:
- Cop Vs Cop (daily_discord)
Brought to you by Dragan.
Keep those helmets flying! ;)
>he doesnt rate break the rules
>>166004558
pls gib spec ops
GET THE FUCK UP
muh bus stop
okay /e/,
give me a one down weapon that:
>is not a pistol
>is not a bow
>kills most units in 1 headshot or less (with frenzy and perk deck of your choice)
>has at least 1:1 ammo pick up rate
concealment meme doesn't matter
>>166019323
Little Friend
>>166019323
Patchett L2A1
PAYDAY 2: Humble Mask Pack #5: CTMJQ-H8JEE-C9LM6
>>166019757
I hope that bot that snatched it has fun with those masks....
dmr ak/car4
>>166019757
I didnt get it so a bot must have taken it.
>>166019323
any grenade launcher
>>165953312
sauce?
300 damage snipers
Mega clover codes when?
>>166028891
Almost every day
>>166026449
>not 300 ammo submachine guns
It's like you don't enjoy shooting things
>>166004558
>Tfw I can't use computer today and will miss this
>>166028891
>tow you like the neon lined paycheck masks a million times more than the shitty mega masks, but they're gonna keep making LE megas while ignoring the superior aesthetics of paycheck.
>>166031067
Well, there were only the Chains and Dallas ones on the neon mask site.
Think there was also a Wolf mask there, but if they were to add that, people would be begging for a Hoxton mask as well; That would require actually taking thought into making a new mask.
WHERE IS MY SAFE IT IS ONE DAY OVERDUE
I'VE GOT NO AMMO LEFT.
MEDIC BAG, SOMEBODY.
>>166036291
AHHHHH! I NEEEEED A MEDIC BAG
>>166019323
M308
>>166041605
first day is easiest.
>>166041605
What are you a pussy?
Firestarter Day 1 is one of the only times a stealth sniper rifle user is worth it.
My desert fox setup has me at 4 detection rating
>>166041605
>>166043365
>>166043443
Can day 1 be stealthed?
>>166043668
Yes, but no fucking reason to do so other being a crazy man
>>166043902
well, or you're using it to get tthe ghost trophy for stealthing it all the way through.
Or, you're doing it on One Down for the achievement and don't want to use meme joker builds and hiding to do it. One Down loud just isn't fun.
Would it be a safe bet to assume there's probably as many Bonnie players as there are fingers on your hands?
>>166049404
There's at least one other person in this general who plays her
that makes two
>>166004558
Second code! Thanks comrade
>>165933015
>host a cook-off game,
>makes hundreds of meth bags spawning,
>use another code to instantly win the heist
expect nice reactions from non-infamous peoples
>>166050263
lol
>>166049404
>not playing bonnie
then who do you play?
are you a sydney/clover fag? did you fall for the wolf meme?
>>166056961
I fell for the Chains/Houston/Rust/Hoxton meme
>>166004558
I crave the BBQ pack (or the carrier)
Update fucking when
Even Killing Floor 2 got a damn update
>there are people not using Parkour Ace
Why would you fall for the "walk and reload" meme?
>>166060854
It's mildly frustrating because you can't cancel a reload by sprinting with it, but the sheer convenience of running reloads more than makes up for it.
Also every build should have parkour basic at the very least.
>>166061056
Agreed, but I use melee to cancel reloads.
>>166045576
>well, or you're using it to get tthe ghost trophy for stealthing it all the way through.
Day 1 doesn't give a stealth bonus so it wouldn't count even if you wanted it to.
Only thing that matters is the last day getting a stealth bonus and since you can swap builds at will, there is zero fucking reason short of being a shitter.
>>166056961
I fell for the Jacket/Dragan meme.
I don't like stealth. Accin' dum is what I do
>>166061339
or, doing it on one down for the achievement and not wanting to do meme builds that are required to do one down loud heists..
>>166064197
If you don't want to do loud One Downs, nobody is forcing you.
>>166066629
I did firestar one down entirely in stealth.
>>166061056
It's ironic that you bitch about meme builds for OD when Firestarter Day 1 "stealth" requires a meme build too.
Actually meant to quote >>166045576 not >>166045576
I suck at quoting.
Not
>>166070945
No it doesn't. It just requires normal stealth builds and everyone in the crew bringing body bags basically.
>>166075119
But the drills do fucking drill
YEAH..............I'M............................tired of this meme
>>166049404
>>166056961
>>166057797
>>166063176
>Not falling for the Dallas meme
Post a cuter gun.
>>166083036
>>166004558
>HQTY0-G50PC-XFIJ6
Thanks Ashley
>>165985470
>peoples playing mayhem unironically,
I bet you use the Whatever .357 revolver with the falcon rifle to pretend you're original.
Payday 2 game codes when?
I don't want to pay for the same game twice.
Why is the Jacket's Piece so popular when the Mark 10 is almost the same exact weapon with double the empty-reload speed.
>>166092362
it comes with a free skin
ONE
How much longer is PD2 expected to be supported for?
>>166096437
the year out iirc
>>165990640
This is a raw berry
>>166016074
Hello heisters! New side jobs are out!
Today's Daily Side Jobs are:
- Into The Dark (any_25_spooc_kills)
- Target Practice: Submachine Gun (smg_100_kills)
And today's Safehouse Daily is:
- Jacket Of Invisibility (daily_secret_identity)
Brought to you by Jacket.
Keep those helmets flying! ;)
"LISTEN UP! DIS IS A WOBBAWEE" - BBK
>>166083036
80's call > all skins of this game
NEW UPDATE
Haha, jk. Check out the streams :-)
Keep those cocks flying
ded
How do I cure loneliness, /pdg/?
I'm having fun in this game but have nobody to play it with.
>>166112579
add me at a/killerbee
>>166112579
literally host your own lobby and people will jump in maybe you'll make friends.
>>166112579
Post steam id.
>>166112579
I'm happy to play with people.
also codes;
PAYDAY 2: Wolf Pack: XAQWN-7PNMM-F56DT
PAYDAY 2: Wolf Pack: VI8ZL-GDTDB-PBVKT
PAYDAY 2: Wolf Pack: N3CE0-7AFF0-ZPYCT
>>166115216
do you play anything above mayhem
What is the best SMG and why is it Czech?
>>166115216
>XAQWN-7PNMM-F56DT
thanks mate
>>166115216
>VI8ZL-GDTDB-PBVKT
Claimed it. Thanks.
>>166112579Post ID and I'll play with you. Promise.
>>166112579
sure lets play c'mon. we'll even have a code we can use in the community group to find one another.
>>166113067
>>166113890
>>166115072
>>166115216
>>166118826
>>166119601
you're not the boss of me
>>166115216
Do you have any secret tips for Goat Sim Heist on One Down?
>>166116006
How can it be best whenit doesn't have akimbosFUCKING WHEN OVERKILL
>>166120246
amp the video settings if you have a toaster (and you host)
GRRRRRRR
WHY CAN'T I GET THE FOUR STOLES GOLD BAR ACHIEVEMENT THE FUCKING GOLD BAR NEVER SPAWNS
>>166121505
Dude just bring c4 and restart if it's not there.
There's like two achievements it's harder than, and those are for masking up and pressing space.
>>166121919
he's probably doing just that and just getting shit RNG.
RNG can make an easny achievement impossible to no fault of your own.
Though at least it's not the shadow raid one where you have to secure every type of loot and then no gold spawns.
https://youtu.be/hRX1UYziLTI I was watching this video and wanted to ask you guys. How do I get that hud and particle effects (sparks and explosions)? Is it a mod or what?
>>166123725
restoration hud
>>165879852
He's back
I know you gay scalies get this question like weekly, but any change in the meta since the update that brought docs and unbalanced difficulties? Stopped playing a few weeks before then.
>>166125042
Use high damage, low ammo weapons. Or don't.
They both work.
THE COPS ARE ABOUT TO RAID THE SAFEHOUSE
>>166130249
I wouldn't mind doing the safehouse raid if it didn't run like shit compared to every other map.
>rapidly swipe my cursor across a cook off game on the map
>"WE-WE-WE-WE-WE-WE-WE-WE-WE-WE-WE'RE HEADING BACK TO COOK IN THE METH LAB IN THE FOREST."
>>166115216
Trashly idk if youcan talk to papa almir and tell him that we want more akimbo weapons.
please
>spend 40 minutes on shadow raid
>8/12
>fuck up once
>1 min to escape
epic
>>166136316
>40 minutes
>8/12
L M A O
>>166136316
1. don't play with pubs
2. don't play alone
>>166136467
I was playing alone without any assets on one down, and tried to empty the warehouse first.
>>166136513
I'm wise enough to not play with pubs but I don't have any friends.
Daily reminder that medic bags are still your friends, no matter what you think of them.
*WHISTLE*
>>166138734
What is the whistle even for, I only know it through using PocoHUD or if someone's cheeky and binds it to a key to spam it.
>>166140609
The tutorial in the old safe house. Some dude whistles and throws a bag at you
>>166119896
meti fuck off you're the bad guy after all >:C
>>166120246
Be patient on day 1.
C4\saw on day 2.
Pray that on day 2 there will be good cage spot.
GRENADE LAUNCHERS, BLOW THOSE FUCKERS.
>>166137852
Yeah, but some peopleNEEEEEEEEDthem more than others.AAAAAAAHHHHHH
>>166140609
FF day 3, when getting the coke
>>166136316
>40 minutes
>8/12
are you bring tricky?
when the fuck is the OP going to be updated
>>166146495
When the game gets updated
>>166146495
fucking never, this game is dead
>>166146713
game sux
>>166124239
Includes the particles?
>>166146713
>>166147097
What the fuck you two faggots are talking about?
>>166147462
>pic
is this a jojo reference?
>>166147462
Update #125: November 25th, 2016
Update #126: December 8th, 2016
Update #127: December 15th, 2016
Update #128: December 22nd, 2016
Update #129: Unknown
It has been 29 days since the last update when the last few updates didn't go longer than 10 days without a major update.
What do you guys expect on the next update
inb4 spoilers for 14th of February
>>166150479
mega dawg mask
>>166150743
Sure beats the hell out of the other 3 mememasks.
>>166151254
I heard you have been talking shit about my nigga Funnyman
next update will just remove the stealing xmas heist
>>166151725
:( please no. i think its a very cute heist i love it
keep em coming
keep em coming
keep em coming
keep em coming
>>166147462
hollywood shootout i think for particles
Is there a sociopath build that doesn't suck balls? I really like the idea of stuff on kill, I just can't make it work.
>>166157750
Right now probably shotgunner with ICTV with bullseye to get maximum armor back per kill, the melee bonus are useless right now fue how shitty melee is so you can't realy on it to recover health
>>166158172
You can use the bloodthirst bonus to stack up melee damage until it can kill, and use that to heal every once in awhile.
GET THE FUCK UP
Felt appropriate.
Any tips for getting Scrap Metal?
>>166166328
Drops are once a week.
>>166166328
Pray for Almir, remember to watch for snipers at the escape, and at any time
I want the Humble Mask Pack 4.
I want the Humble Mask Pack 5
I want the Humble Mask Pack 6
I want the Humble Mask Pack 7
I want the Completely Overkill Pack
where are the scarface heist pack codes ash
So when was the last time you acted dumb, /pdg/?
>>166169862
This morning when I went through every machine in big oil
>>166169862
I walked into a C4 door on Erection Day, funny thing is that I barely survived
>>166169862
I'm still new to the game. I only have 13 hours.
I didn't start using my skill points until I hit level 50.
>>166171432
Check your perk decks often to cash out your points as soon as possible, the more you level up the more they lose value
>>166171478
I did that too. Using the anarchist deck. It's super good. I also aced the whole pistol tree, which is probably a mistake, but I dont care.
>>166171621
>aced the whole pistol tree
>>166169862
friend jumped over trip mines on HM day 2 and i just walked through them.
thank god for anarchist
hoxhude update when
>>166174163
Why is Locke such an impatient twat?
>>166176502
He's basically a South African Bain.
Except he actually plans shit ahead of time and doesn't get shocked that the police would do things like raid a meth lab or ambush an art deal.
LISTEN UP
>>166177589HERE'S A STORYABOUT A LITTLE BLUE GUY
alright /pdg/ here's the plan
you're gonna help me get hired by overkill and then i'm gonna make all the balance changes needed to make payday 2 the best game ever made
first change: the gecko rifle gains +20 max ammo
>>166180934
Okay, first thing you need to do is get 5+ years of C++ game dev experience.
>>166180934
remove speed pull mag
>>166181714
>>166183368
both of these are good except the first one
third change: +4 accuracy for the bernetti
>there are peoples autistic enough to complete the robbedacop trophy
Could there be something more pathetic in this game ?
>>166184056
>implying you can actually complete the trophy without cheating
>>166184056
I only have 15k kills
>>166184056
being jelly that others actually did it
>>166184516
someone abused a glitch and got it, something to do with a mutator
>>166186146
>abused a glitch
The trophy was designed to be farmed with mutators.
Then the Steam forums, in their infinite stupidity, thought it was "unfair" and OVK immediately prevented it from working with mutators.
Then on stream they were all "We think it's okay to have impossible achievements".
And thus, they keep reminding us how much of a shit game this is.
The trophy was designed to GET THE FUCK UP
>javelins ricochet off the fence on jewellery story
Pretty cool
How does trashley get the keys? Does she buy them?
>>166190431
theyre from ovk iirc
trashly abandoned ship
THE
GAS
>>166190431
>she
Overkill where are the animation tools?
GET THE FUCK UP
AAAAAAAAGH I NEEEEED A MEDIC BAAG
don ac dum
DOZERRRRRR
YEAH... IM BACK....
WHAT ARE THESE GUYS, EX MILITARY?!
GET THE FUCK UP
>>166204552
ITS PERSONAL NOW
BEEUOOTIFUL BONNIE
FIYUR UP YAER HAWLE
Whale cum, put tah moneh on teh table
stay back bro
T W O
Y E A R S
>>166209201
BEWMMMMM
BEWM BEEEEEWM BUHM
I can't believe there are people who are upset over Bait Face being taken out. All of them should be removedaside from Dawg cus dogs are cute.
>>166209986
Sir do you know you're a chicken?
>>166209986
A R M S O U T S T R E T C H E D
>>166211418
mega dawg mask when
>>166211790
You know what happened last time someone asked something ironically?
>playing big oil
>just bag up every reactor
I regret this decision
>>166212217
TF2's seal mask is so much better than that, and TF2's is trash.
>>166212217
megabonniewhen
>>166212217
>implying I'm asking for it ironically
>>166213467
Mega Richard when
Mega Tony when
Mega Peter when
COMPLETELY OVERKILL codes when?
Mega Ski Mask when
Mega mega hoxton when?
>>166214103
non shitposty generals when?
Ultra Kawaii mask and Japanese girl character when?
>>166214195
Mega Hoxton Reborn Returns Begins when?
Mega The Heat when
>>166214357
Mega Risen Hoxton Reborn Returns Begins
What fucking company makes the masks in the live action shit
I want a proper bonnie mask
>>166214654
>official irl mask for a litterally who character
lmao take clover lol
>>166214957
I like Clovers mask because of those dick sucking lips. I would ask my girlfriend to wear that during sex. I'm glad we got a Mega Clover.
>>166215448
I dunno, some Payday roleplay in bed sounds kinky
>>166214654
MEGA BONNIE WHEN ALMIR
>>166215448
>>166217496
Forget these Mega masks.
I'm still waiting for my damn Kitsune mask.
I've been using Dennis w/ Concrete and Red/Red Kabuki for as long as I can remember.
>>166221236
>keeping track of people that kick you
>>166221236
Fuck off autist
>all those silent assassin videos
>>166221236
>list doesnt include /akillerbee or solarmemex
tipsy code dump:
PAYDAY 2: Scarface Character Pack: JCMK0-D0GJQ-XDZTJ
PAYDAY 2: Scarface Character Pack: 8QCDF-ICI7P-B3J77
PAYDAY 2: Scarface Character Pack: BF5DC-9EXZY-Q3ATB
>>166227236
Give update or jack mask code pls
>>166227236
>8QCDF-ICI7P-B3J77
I love you.
>>166227236
>8QCDF-ICI7P-B3J77
thanks senpai.
>>166227236
*tips fedora*
>>166227340
Joker mask:
0Q03V-W7DFT-HD6G8
GHZY2-ID9ZK-C4H70
INV8T-IIL5Z-80GQ9
I50BP-ZFBCI-QNCM0
6P6V3-WL07Q-AJ9QJ
LAM2F-J647Z-NNQZ6
DH877-YQCJR-L9EMI
NX4ZC-QWYAI-DN2B8
6ANH9-M56X0-YPHNF
C3EJV-N834D-0TG8G
>>166227927
>C3EJV-N834D-0TG8G
Thanks mate.
>>166227927
>Joker
>>166228197
Oh sorry had a few drinks. Misread.
Jacket:
7QPQV-A8ALF-I0XPI
F4D60-T28HV-RB9AD
XWIEK-6VFFT-36TER
X3BRY-7Y8J6-7EZBB
HF8RW-ADBED-VNRGC
JKV24-5BKER-A6YKN
39A2Q-H593X-0B72X
7TF36-GPLQQ-PZK53
>>166228525
>F4D60-T28HV-RB9AD
Right, thanks.
>>166228525
Any Butchers AK/CAR mod pack codes?
>>166228525
>39A2Q-H593X-0B72X
2 JACKET PACKS
>>166228525
>7TF36-GPLQQ-PZK53
Done.
>>166227927
Thank you!
I love you!
>>166228525
Now do king mask plz
>>166228525
what abous some old dlcs like the diamond or hotline memeami? and biker stuff and spec ops too :o)
>>166228525
Considering asking is working, and I've been hesitant to ask for Spec Ops pack codes, so...
>>166228525
please post scarface heist pack. i wanna play the heist without having to deal with shitty desync or be labeled as a bad goy.
>It’s another "cops shoot and break the artifacts on The Diamond" episode
>>166228525
Completely Overkill?
This is bull. The thread is on life support 24/7 and yet codes get swept up like lightning.
any of you betas man enough for some Death Wish
>>166233412
Stop watching gay shit and visit this place more often fuckboi
>>166233610
Depends on the mission
>>166233625
blow me Kilbraght
>>166233625
Im not watchin anything, Im trying to do Fuck It Were Walking for the alesso heist solo, and its a lot more work than I thought it would be.
>>166233856
send inv
>>166233412
I wish I had the marty comic edits
I even saw the kloana marty one on /v/ a week ago and forgot to save it
fuck my life
>>166234598
Nah. Ive already spent a bunch of time on this one attempt, and if I dont do it im not gonna try again right now. Thanks anyways.
who wants to play
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNDQBR5P4Hg
shit video
>>166236940
art
They're not really going to remove Stealing Xmas, are they?pls say no
>>166237816
It would be extremely painful
>>166237816
Of course not retard, a lot people had problems with the OD achievement because they fucked too
Plz post Homb Beists.
Can we please get some Dragan's as well since we're asking?
Why is Corroded Bronze infamous when it's so ugly?
>>166104656
Hello heisters! New side jobs are out!
Today's Daily Side Jobs are:
- Mass Murderer (any_300_kills)
- Situation Normal (slakt_3)
And today's Safehouse Daily is:
- Bodhi's Bodies (daily_cake)
Brought to you by Bodhi.
Keep those helmets flying! ;)
>>166087612
Refer to >>165985794
Whatever DLC gives the best cosmetics, post codes for that.
>>166242156
Of course, it's Completely Overkill Pack
>>166233610
>man enough for some Death Wish
kek
>>166237816
yeah, just like when they removed white xmas and santa's workshop
yeah, just like when they released safehouse nightmare two weeks late then took it away after a week
>>166233412
>life support
It has at least 110 posters and nobody posts because they don't want to miss free codes but they make sure to keep the thread bumped. This thread is Reddit central and nowhere near life support.
Wish Ashley would follow through on the threat of never posting codes in here and moving all code giveaways to the steamgifts clone she wants to make for PD2 so the redditors and steam forum shitters would leave.
>>166243618
wtf why did the artist give him big lips
racist
>>166245714
Why did they give him big ears?
SHOOT AND SCOOT
>>166120936
but it does have akimbos.
http://modworkshop.net/mydownloads.php?action=view_down&did=18899
>>166249392
Nice
Dead
will this general be alive again when the next update releases?
fuck i hope they dont fuck it up
>>166258235
Update literally when
I wanna get tipsy with Ashley!
Why is the Goat Simulator DLC the only DLC in the humble bundle store?
>>166261137
Because the rest are a rather less Humble reason to buy them.
DUDE
>>166263086
MATERIAL
Holy shit, how the fuck is this place still alive
>>166265239
It's not.
After doing this damn heist for a shit ton of times, I finally made it, and I finally got my trophy. Was it worth it?Fuck no.
>>166269879
Oops, wrong pic
>mfw Overkill won't make more butt cover mods for the joceline, reinbeck or Loco
GET THE FUCK UP!
Dead thread fuckers
dead game
>STILL NO UPDATE
NEVER EVER
>join unmarked FWB
>host and another guy with FAKs so they must be dodge builds
>join in full armor
>IT'S STEALTH!!!
>kicked
page 10 bump
I kick people who call first aid kits minis or cupcakes
>>166292038
>not calling the designated HP nanny a mother-FAKer
Why though
DEAD
I need a medic bag
I don't get it, why do people here keep posting that they're lonely and want to make friends but never post ID?
>>166292038
there's a mod that replaces the model with a cupcake
http://modworkshop.net/mydownloads.php?action=view_down&did=144
>Big Bank
>small objectives that run parallel between stealth and loud
>get detected partway, you can keep your progress and go loud
>Golden Grin Casino
>two completely different sets of objectives between stealth and loud
>get detected halfway through stealth, you have to start loud from the beginning
when did map design become a shit?
>>166241503
Hello heisters! New side jobs are out!
Today's Daily Side Jobs are:
- Bain It Up! (bain_4_jobs)
- Doctor Fantastic (doctor_fantastic)
And today's Safehouse Daily is:
- Honorable Death (daily_honorable)
Brought to you by Jiro.
Keep those helmets flying! ;)
>>166302401
That is how PD2 stealth design always was.
Worst offenders being Framing Frame and Election Day.
A R M S O U T
>>166308117
tfw someone saved my screenshot
>>166302401
you can only finish heists in loud with stealth setups in meme difficulties
>>166311334
>running
>>166302587
>Another bugged safehouse daily
epic
Also
>Connected to a GGC Loud
>25 minutes in and they haven't even put the drill together
I'm honestly trying to figure out what the fuck they could have been doing
The BFD had like no fucking upgrades so I think they did loud entry with C4? But that just raises further questions
>>166311334
>try to be a genuine team player
>get ridiculed in three letters or less
>>166314479
If you want to be a team player, useManiac
>>166313976
Did they at least have the van escape?
>>166313976
>25 minutes in and they haven't even put the drill together
this isn't professional
>>166314640
Oh, right, yeah, they did have van escape.
That makes a little more sense but other than that I have no clue what they were doing
Host had an incredibly shit computer so it's not like the cops were asspounding them, top kills had like 87 at the end of the heist and I was 5 off from that when I was there for 33% of it
>>166314479
there are better options to be a team player
I use gambler on mine, since I've focused my team player build as being the objective bitch who takes hostages, raises people from the dead, has ammo and doctor bags as needed, brings a saw and can provide moderate cover fire and not be completely useless in combat, but isn't gonna be the high kill count either.
someone has to cook the meth, after all
>join pub rats MH
>pubs can't read roman numerals and try to guess what my infamy is
This would have been cute if they weren't fully grown men
>>166316915
>if they weren't fully grown men
why cross out the possibility?
>>166317276
voice chat
>>165905202
>>166317345
>voice chat
>payday 2
>p u b s
is this the part where i'm supposed to laugh or
>>165905202
seriously fuck off you mad gay demon
>>165893348
Too bad accelaration depends on your system as well. No matter how good you are at the wheel, cuz of the shit engine acceleration depends on how good gayday's running.
gg ovk
>>166315738
>tfw the current cook keeps running around outside of the house for whatever reason when it's time for them to add the next ingredient
PAYDAY 2: Humble Mask Pack #4: VNEHG-K676H-2PYEK
PAYDAY 2: Humble Mask Pack #4: NB95Y-VXYGM-4QEZM
PAYDAY 2: Humble Mask Pack #4: BJ6IG-JL0FD-JP78Q
PAYDAY 2: Humble Mask Pack #4: XKRD0-BCAMC-Y2K2T
PAYDAY 2: Humble Mask Pack #4: 9TY2A-8PLH5-W83JT
>>166321297
>NB95Y-VXYGM-4QEZM
cool
>>166321297
>BJ6IG-JL0FD-JP78Q
eheh ty x3
>>166321297
>XKRD0-BCAMC-Y2K2T
Thanks!
Only 3 days left until the next thread.
I want to bully Ashley to his limit until heposts more codes
>>166325330
>he
>>166325748
>she
>>165953312
I keep coming back to laugh at this comment. Why the fuck is this so funny
Bannerlord when
>>166326204
>it
>>166326175
Because there is someone out there pathetic enough to get off on (you)s?
I want Ashley to post codes for The Queen mask or more Humble Bundle 4 mask packs!
dont wanna hear a peep outta you, got it?
Update when
>>166327663
DON'T YOU BE TRICKY NOW
CHAINS HATES TRICKY
https://bard.co/r/mu0BadELt9E
>>166332664
https://bard.co/r/h86a4WVEEaQ
Good shit
>>166327192
Ashley gets off on posting the opposite of what you want. So expect some King masks and Humble Bundle 2s now.
Oh, and um - please don't post any Bom-Diggity-Aum Heists.
Is this Thug's net? I heard Bane was here
tfw no furry convention heist where we steal a prototype scalie fursuit so that Chains can live out his fantasies
>>166333674
No bane, only drug
>>166332664
https://bard.co/r/ks0Rf0cf0aY
>>166332964
https://bard.co/r/178JYs1VmCQ
https://bard.co/r/NYvBtkZTubs
animefags
https://bard.co/r/OJibuVvyiiY
AAAUUGH I NNEEEEED A MEDIC BAAAG
>tfw
>>166342198
>Opening safes
>>166342441
The Steam marketplace is a pain in the dick.
I finished my fanfiction. I hope I win. I don't think there will be many entries anyways.
if jacket and tony were in a room together would they get along?
>>166343141
Tony wouldn't get along with anyone in the gang
PAYDAY 2 IS A GAME ABOUT RESCUING GOATS
>>166348529
WITH 1 POUND OF COCK INSIDE OF THEM
>>166348529
TOO MANY CROOKS
So when was the last time you DUM'd?
>>166351000
when UPDATE THE FUCKING SOUNDTRACK
>>166351000
WhenI forgot to set my game to private
>>165948220
Mosquito man?
Dydy dydy dydy dy dy dyyyyy
Dy dydy dydy dy dydy dydydy dydydy dydydy dydydii
Dy dydy dydy dy dydy dii
Dydy dii dydy dii dydy dii dydy dii
>>166355884
YOU AND I
>>166356230
DID SOMEONE LEAVE THE STOVE ON?
>be me
>join pub for HM on OD
>got through day 2
>noticed host kicks anyone because host
>got to the 4th floor
>chopper appears
>some other guy says "nono" as bain suggests to use sprinklers
>used them
>"Connection to the host has been lost"
>>166351000
When I survived a door on erection day, shit had 2 fucking C4 and I walked through it almost dead
>>166357015
You asked for it, IF THE DRILL WAS WORKING WHY PUT OFF THE FIRE
>>166357708
Idk, why not use them? Not that we couldn't take care of all the cops, snipers got killed at the time they spawned
>>166357916
Fire kills any cop trying to go for the drill so you don't need to worry about it
>>166357708
>IF THE DRILL WAS WORKING WHY PUT OFF THE FIRE
Because that's cheating.
>>166358127
sounds more like a glitch than cheating
If only the mouth wasnt stuck blue. This would be really cool.
>>166360195
nice reddit mask fag
>>166360506
What's wrong with biker helmets?
>>166360595
If I don't like it it's reddit.
>The host has left the game
>Connection to the host has been lost
>You have been kicked from the game
>YEAH, FUCK THESE FASCISTS
ITS THE CAPTAIN
>mfw trying to beat that scarface 13 minutes achievement,
Whoever validated that shit deserves to get fired. Do the devs even test their own heists ?
>>166366507
use silent assassin
>:^)
>>166366507
>Do the devs even test their own heists?
The answer is no.
The process is:
- Devs make buggy shit
- Steam forums complain
- Volunteer mods lock topic
- ???
- Devs release new DLC again
FINALLY got my One Down mask. Goat Sim can suck a dick.
>>166366507
they cant even reliably beat overkill pre udpate, what do you think?
>>166369552
>He didn't get it on the day of the update
lmao
Did any of you play with the devs on stream
PAYDAY 2: Humble Mask Pack #3: H4GPI-ZFGDI-6N65K
PAYDAY 2: Humble Mask Pack #3: IKLYT-PKTLP-59NND
PAYDAY 2: Humble Mask Pack #3: PP5T3-48ANB-Z57G5
PAYDAY 2: Humble Mask Pack #3: 79EIA-42P7X-7J4QQ
PAYDAY 2: Humble Mask Pack #3: 5M3KQ-50G6J-JHINL
>>166371240
>79EIA-42P7X-7J4QQ
Thanks!
>>166371240
>IKLYT-PKTLP-59NND
Thanks.
>>166371240
>PP5T3-48ANB-Z57G5
Thanks
>>166355884
>be me
>Scarface is live
>get a bunch of based trap's dlc codes, but no scarface ones
>buy scarface character pack like a good goyim
>go on a cook off marathon to try him and the lttle friend out
>use the new song
>"You and I
>We've been going the distance
>Aiming for the sky
>With a secret ambition
>It's not our thing to walk the road that's paved
>We're not the ones who roam the trail that's blazed
>And there's a flame in your eyes that's igniting mine
>I know I've seen it before
>In the gaze of the prowling lion
>I'm not afraid anymore!
>Let's break the rules!
>And really put our backs into it
>Max out, pursue it
>What's a better time than now to cross the line?
>Don't brake, let loose
>And make sure that your heart is in it
>Start line to finish
>For every second rushing by we're losing time!
>You and I
>Breaking free of our prisons
>We defy
>The control of the system
>The thunder's growing louder in our hearts
>A storm is rising, this is where it starts!
Let's break the rules!
>And really put our backs into it
>Max out, pursue it
>What's a better time than now to cross the line?
>Don't brake, let loose
>And make sure that your heart is in it
>Start line to finish
>For every second rushing by we're losing time!
>We're losing time!
(solo)
>You and I
>And there's a flame in your eyes that's igniting mine
>I know I've seen it before
>In the gaze of the prowling lion
>I'm not afraid anymore!
>Let's break the rules!
>And really put our backs into it
>Max out, pursue it
>What's a better time than now to cross the line?
>Don't brake, let loose
>And make sure that your heart is in it
>Start line to finish
>For every second rushing by we're losing time!" for 2 hours
>mfw I get clockwork-oranged from that song
STOP POSTING CODES EVERYTIME IM SLEEPING OR HAVE THE THREAD CLOSED
>>166372661
It's your own fault for actually playing this shitty game.
What if PAYDAY 2 was real?
>>166372661
No.
PAYDAY 2: Gage Weapon Pack #02: NJDCV-R5I52-FILY4
PAYDAY 2: Gage Weapon Pack #02: 8H98G-HBGZ0-P499W
PAYDAY 2: Gage Weapon Pack #02: 8VGKL-ZG5I5-DA9R7:
>>166374919
where the spec ops at?
>>166374919
>8VGKL-ZG5I5-DA9R7:
Thanks!
>>166374919
> 8H98G-HBGZ0-P499W
Thanks mate.
>>166374919
Got the first one thx
>>>/f/3205751
>>166376906
Chimp heist when?
>>166376906
Fernando heister when?
ded
>>166372661
THIS
EVERY TIME I HAVE MY COMPUTER ON I LEAVE THIS THREAD RIGHT IN THE CORNER WHERE I CAN ALWAYS KEEP AN EYE ON IT
ITS NOT FAIR THAT IM STILL MISSING CODES
POST PAYDAY 2 GAME CODES ALREADY ASHLEY YOU cute, perfect, wonderful, divine, girl that also happens to be /pdg/s savior during ded times
Why do they wear suits when they rob a bank
>>166389764
Nigga gotta look good when you robbing a bank
>>166389764
because of training
fill in the blanks /pdg/
____... _'_ ____...
______ ! _ ____ _ _____ ___!
___'_ ___ ____
>>166393212
AAAAAAAAAAAAA
I NEEEED A MEDIC BAG!
GUYS YOU GOTTA HELP ME!
>>166393212
>___'_ ___ ____
Don't Act Dumb
>>166393212
>>166393383
>not donacdum
>>166393584
is that Hoxton?
>>166393584
Is that Scarface?
>>166393584
Is that Clover?
>>166393584
Ahhhhh! i need a medic bag.
PAYDAY 2: The King Mask Pack: 44PAM-9VL7I-GNX3H
PAYDAY 2: The King Mask Pack: 5DFJ3-D8KX4-IN76Y
PAYDAY 2: The King Mask Pack: 8E6DF-3A7RM-LX870
PAYDAY 2: The King Mask Pack: X9Z4K-F30TN-2TVGB
>>166397273
>X9Z4K-F30TN-2TVGB
tack
>>166397273
>8E6DF-3A7RM-LX870
FUCK
Can't believe that meme shit got me something
Thanks, m8
>>166397273
>44PAM-9VL7I-GNX3H
THE CODES HE STEALS
>>166393584
is that Dallas?
>>166397273
>5DFJ3-D8KX4-IN76Y
>>166373328
I don't want to live on this planet anymore if the inflation of weapons and mods accurately depict other products/services for consumers.
more codes please!
>>166399052
>>166399052
BAIN
THOSE CODES COST US A MILLION BUCKS
SOMEONE'S A DEAD MAN
>>166397273
Dangit. I was in a job interview.
>>166400473
I hope it went well for you Anon.
PAYDAY 2: The Point Break Heists: EIK22-VQCXB-DA5DV
PAYDAY 2: The Point Break Heists: TNBW8-VQLRM-W9EKR
PAYDAY 2: The Point Break Heists: WRYQZ-FYYNJ-PIIZ0
PAYDAY 2: The Point Break Heists: HB46K-HIPTX-RXQTL
>>166400761
>TNBW8-VQLRM-W9EKR
Thanks for he King Mask
>>166400761
>HB46K-HIPTX-RXQTL
Absolutely based
>>166400761
>EIK22-VQCXB-DA5DV
Its not AK/CAR mod pack or Gage spec ops pack, but that doesnt mean I dont appreciate it
>>166400761
It did, thank you for asking.
>>166400761
>mfw if it wasn't that I already had that DLC, I would have gotten 2 free codes today
>>166400473
Look at the bright side, if you get the job, you'll be able to buy these DLC
What's your favorite heist?
>>166402096
If I'm at level 0, Aftershock.
If not, Bomb Dockyad
>>166402096
Undercover
PAYDAY 2: The PAYDAYCON 2015 Mask Pack:
N5XV0-P3K6E-G___V
___ = 977-3
>>166402096
Non-DLC heist: Nightclub
DLC heist: Big Bank
>>166400761
best heists thanks
Alright, I'm home now. You can post more codes.
>>166403541
Triangle(3), Square, Circle, Square, X(2), Square, Circle, Triangle, Circle, Square, Circle, X, Circle, X, Circle, Square(2), Circle, Square, X(2)
>>166403541
PAYDAY 2: Career Criminal Content: H3RE5-4FAK3-C0D34
PAYDAY 2: A Merry Payday Christmas Soundtrack: UY0UF-UK1NG-D0OF
I sleep, and I miss all these codes. Fucking hell.
i just need the carrier so i can customize my weapons... maybe the BBq also because of the molotov
>>166403541
Bullshit, did you get the job, or not?
>>166404243
I got a follow up interview scheduled for Wednesday.
So how do I play with you fags?
>>166404321
Then you'll get'em this Wednesday, right Trashley?Btw, for what kind of job are you applying?
>>166404541
A kitchen job at a nice pizza place. Something to help me pay for school.
>>166404507
Steam chat or bust
>>166402096
I'm partial to Big Oil.
Alto Alto Bass Bass
>>166404507
By posting Steam ID you faggot
>>166403836
Is that the scorpion fatality, dude?
>>166404610
Nice, food and money, luck with that, man
>>166404713
id/akillerbee faggot
>there will never be a heist like big oil where your loot in a day affects another
>>166404873
2 complex 4 OVK
>>166404743
It's a crash bandicoot level skip to the end
>>166404792
I think I added the right person
>>166404614
I could join the Steam chat. Maybe if you're nice.
>>166404713
You'll judge me for all of my flaws and point then out here. I'm not sure if I should.
>>166405689
>Maybe if you're nice.
Sissy white boy detected, no one wants shitters or poorfags
>>166405689
I will judge you either way, whether or not I point it out here depends on how much of a faggot you will be.
>>166400929
thanks for posting a code you didn't fuckin, that way I could claim it an hour later.:)
>>166408152
Thanks for posting a double fake code snatch so I could claim it hour and 15 minutes later :))
Whats better crook or rouge
>>166410327
I look crook more because of it's armor and dodge both being pretty damn good. But I only play Overkill.
Rogue is probably better, as it hits high dodge (read: specialization over versatility) and has offensive bonuses, like the swap speed and armor pierce.
>>166410576
>I only play ovk
L O L
>>166410327
od -> rogue
<od -> crook
What are the objectively good skill trees and decks?
>>166410327
there's no rouge deck so i guess crook. But if you want dodge build you can take rogue.
>>166410753
Yes, yes, I know.
But I don't feel confident in my skills to play Deathwish will pubs, and I don't have friends to play with to actually have fun with the challenge.
>>166411045
go play mayhem then, most pubs will carry you there anyway and maybe you'll get skilled,
>>166411045
when you learn to properly buildand playdw is basically "normal" mode. I can't even recall the last time I went down on OVK if not for a sneaky cloaker
WE WANT TRUMP
>>166413632
That mask is already in game
>>166302587
>>166313976
Hello heisters! New side jobs are out!
Today's Daily Side Jobs are:
- Into The Dark (any_25_spooc_kills)
- Short Fuse (short_fuse)
Today's Safehouse Daily is:
- Drill-O-Phobia (daily_phobia)
Brought to you by Chains.
And this week's New Weekly Side Job is:
- Doctor Miserable (gage2_1)
Complete it for your chance at an Infamous quality Cthulhu Mask!
Keep those helmets flying! ;)
Update when
New thread when
>>166414391
Juego muerto
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