/smgen/ - SMITE General

I wanna rim Jing Wei.

>Win X games of Y
>Win X games as a Z

Why are we here? Just to suffer?

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Who should I play once I reach Mastery 10?

TERRA'S DONKEY DICK!

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>>165849780
Geb is fun as hell if you like Guardians. Just started playing him off and on and I wish I had started sooner.

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Viking invasion was better

>>165851486
Not really.
The only good think in the Viking event was the Kali skin, but it wasn't worth 900 gems.

Just like nothing in this event is worth 1000 gems.

Xing Tian solo is pretty fun

>>165849153
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>>165851242
it's hard for me to play geb now after they've dumpstered him so hard. He's still great and all but holy fuck is he a pale imitation of his release version.
he lost knockup immunity on his shield, they added damage fall-off/ramp to his abilities, his shield no longer scales off his health and his ultimate went from 50% to 35%, they toned down his damage on all abilities and increased cooldowns.

It's just so fucking miserable being reminded of all that whenever I play him.

>>165853069
It's like most god, they are OP on release and get nerfed after.

>>165851675
At least you can get it for free if you use the 30 day free trail of Twitch Prime.

>>165849621
They should have kept the one quest/day and only "play X game"

>play with a freya
>she doesn't build fatalis

The one fucking god it's great on and you don't do it

>tfw get this event for free since my brother has amazon prime
feels excellent man

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>the limited Morrigan skin is pretty much a T2

>>165852289
I was going to remove them, but I thought it would have been a crime to break such a chain, so I didn't.

>>165851675
viking invasion consisted of 4 god skins, a pedestal, a ward skin, an annoucer pack, a frame, a music theme, chests with norse skins and some favor. It was actually worth it.

is it worth leaving twitch open to get gems or is it like a 1% chance of getting 5 gems

>>165858203
i've had some streams open since worlds and i've only gotten 15 gems (got them yesterday) so yeah...i dunno

>>165856879
a new model with new effects and a new voice pack isn't a tier 2 skin though, that's a full tier 3 skin. The promo site for the event specifically says that it's a tier 3 skin so they aren't pretending it's anything super special.

>>165858721
Okay Hi-rez.

>>165858956
Every time I see people posting like this it makes me a little bit happier about myself, and how lucky i am for not being affected by lead poisoning.

>>165859182

Hey, that's just unfair to certain people

>>165859182
>give morrigan a insignificantly minor model change and slightly altered vp
>dont want to be called out on our shit like we did with the arachne skin
>poof, her abilities are now green
the general is full of retards but even retards know when theyre getting fucking jewed

>>165859182
>dude shes green
>one or two altered lines
lazier then the bellona skins

>>165858525

fuck this then

>>165858525

I think I've got somewhere around like 500 gems from worlds till now, but I haven't got shit the past 2 days

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>>165860458
yeah this thing is all random, I'm still gonna do it since i want free stuff lol

>>165859796
That's what half of the tier 3 skins in the game are though.

>>165860065
>one or two altered lines
Are you one of those retards who think that same voice actress equals to same lines?

please stop wasting your parents' resources and just go die in a fiery pit.

>>165860809
(you)

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I wish I worked at hirez. Just show up stoned all the fucking time, barely put in any work, and everything's cool

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>>165861963

>>165862103

like how the fuck does this kind of shit get into the live client

I can understand the PTS being full of dumb ass nonsense, but holy fuck

>>165860809
anon youre retard is showing

https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/smite.gamepedia.com/6/6d/Bellona_VCC.ogg
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/smite.gamepedia.com/5/52/Nox_VCC.ogg

>Passive: Doomsayer [Basic Attack Stim]: The third hit of The Morrigan’s basic attack string explodes, and anyone caught in the blast is Doomed. Doomed enemies take extra damage [9% of Maximum HP] over time [3 seconds]. I haven’t seen anything about it having a cooldown, so I would be interested in seeing “Attack Speed The Morrigan” and using it in team fights for hilarious results. Nonetheless, it’s a very powerful Passive that can get her extra damage that others don’t have access to.

fatalis OP on morrigan, confirmed

>>165862483
I've seen people building attack speed.
It's shit.

>>165862616
In the same time 90% of people building attack speed on other thing that hunter are trash.

>>165862380
Our community is so retarded that I legit can't tell if you are being serious or if you are just shitposting.

>>165862809
twas merely a farce, foul plebeian !

>in a game
>our D Morrigan is carrying us early game
>get my late game activated due to a lucky wipe on the enemy team
>get another enemy wipe 10 minutes after
>solo the gold fury, solo the fire giant, phoenixs are down
"alright guys, I'm at 20% health, I'm backing, don't fight without me, if I'm with you, we literally win"
>team decides that they don't like winning and throws the entire game in the trash and they make a huge push that i can't do anything about cause their front line can easily sac themselves so their carries could kill me

Sometimes, you're just not meant to win Smiggen.

>>165864364
Winning is overated anyway.

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>teammates whine at me all game
>Khepri keeps telling me what to do
>tell them all to stfu and do as I say
>suddenly we go from enemy team with fire knocking down our phoenix to going through them like the Thailand tsunami of 04
>after the game Khepri goes "see told you to go in team"

I like when the 0/9 Thanatos call other people noob.

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>>165868703
Because they are obviously noobs

>>165868703
>someone says "by the way I'm new to the game/this class/this god"
>that person does bad
>other guy on team: "NOOB" "TEAM NOOB"

What do the other guys mean by this?

>>165868703
>its a thanatos spams attack .5 secs before he ults into a 1v5 match
>its a thanatos is 0-9 and still hasnt built defense match
>its a thanatos built titans bane 3rd item match
why cant they just play Japanese serqet hes literally retard proof

Jing/Poseidon when?

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>>165869235
Never

so where is the satisfaction in 5 man try hard pub stomp against randoms in casual ?

>>165869107
>Japanese serqet hes literally retard proof
What?

>>165869623
Susano.

>win 3 arena games
>literally everyone is morrigan artemis and terra and I always end up with the worst ones

Can't take it anymore

>first celtic quest
>win 2 games
>finish that
>win 1 clash game

FUCKKKKK clash

>>165869235
Why Poseidon tho?

>>165870293
>>win 1 clash game

Why the fuck couldn't I get that I'm a beast at clash

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Anyone else get 12 on their first roll?

>got the avatar after the second quest
Not bad

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>>165870707

I got a 9

>>165870626
smite codes don't start with numbers and these are a couple digits too long? lol wat

How long is the celtic event up for, because I don't feel like doing more than 2 quests a day.

So is tomorrow gonna be the big season 4 patch?

>>165873080
*Patch notes show

>It's a warrior think stone of gaia is enough to be tanky episode
Every fucking time I have a warrior in my team he will build warrior tabi>stone of gaia>jotunn's wrath and thinks he can tank, but will do nothing but feed.

>>165873080
Yes

So for The Morrigan I got.
Pen Boots>?>Chronos>Obsidian>Gem of Iso>Tahuti

What stacking item is better for her I don't seem to be running out of mana for her and I don't think Warlock Sash feels great with her

>+35% movement speed when healed
>+60% movement speed and slow immunity towards low health targets
>same move activates both triggers
>delicious candy

how did no one figure out to build shield of regrowth on this fucker until now

>>165876727
It doesn't matter you're probably a shitter, so just ult the other teams mages and youre good to go.

t. guy who has been ult copied by every fucking morrigan today

>Already at the last quest
Damn that was fast, only got 3 quests.

https://twitter.com/HiRezAjax/status/821472240038539264
Hel change in 4.1+ a remodel. That's a big patch.

>>165877941
I hope they re-remodel hercules. Retrocles is so much better than edgy current Hercules.

>>165877941
The remodel is probably going to be old and busted Vamana hopefully bringing him back from the grave of no picks

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>>165878096
>retrocles not shit
>current hercules being edgy

>>165878792
Yes, it will probably be him or Sobek, they are the two original gods who still didn't get a remodel.

>>165876727
You don't stack, her scaling isn't really good enough for it.
I like Pen Boots, Pythags, Obs, Poly, Tahuti, Soul Reaver.

>>165877085
what are you talking about faglord, people have been using regrowth for months

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>>165879976
THEY BETTER NOT FUCKING TOUCH SOBEK 'S MODEL, HE IS PERFECT AS HE IS

>>165882958
Yes, but a little texture update wouldn't hurt him, same for Bacchus.

So did the Irish invent board games or what?

>>165883516
>>165882958
It's probably and most likely Isis. Her model has not aged well at all.

>morrigan crashed my game
>when i log back in I have 15 quests, I apparently unlocked all of the celtic event quests
wtf, i already had it purchased but this is weird.
>>165886087
she's cute. CUTE!

Am I autistic? It says on the left panel, click on the Twitch Prime Janus Entry under the Free With Prime tab but I literally cannot find it.

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>>165883516
He already got a lot of visual, animation and texture updates though.

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>>165887750
he now looks like this

>>165876727

I'd probably replace Gem with Polynomicon

with her combo, you can get at least one auto off, and usually you want them either dead, or very very close to dead once you dump your load on them, because if they're not dead, you soon will be.

Also Soul Reaver should fit in there, and you could probably replace Chronos with Winged Blade depending on the team comp.

>>165886087


>Isis
>Not Vamana

maybe in Season 5 then...

>>165882958
Sobek looks like shit and is way too cartoony compared to the rest of the gods

how are you preparing for your favourite god to get fucked over in season 4 /smgen/ i hope we get a completely new meta with classes and combos in different lanes

id rather a total rework of conquest lane lengths jungle entry etc rather than the camp changes we've seen so far

>>165889302
I love Sylvanus but I know the sustain meta will die and it's very sad.

>>165889302

It was fun playing as Ra for these 4 years, outside of the 60 second 100% Weakening Curse Meta.

Now Season 4 is gonna fuck up sustain on top of nerfing Ra to shit.

hopefully inhand assassins get treated better than they did for Season 3

>>165889302
Well let's see my favorite gods to determine it...
> Athena
The most likely candidate to get fucked. She's been on top for eons without ever getting nerfed. She's a bit like the Thor of guardians. But maybe she'll go through the net once more.

> Isis
I'm pretty confident her kit won't be touched, it's really fine, really fun, and has a strong identity as an early game god with great objective secure, etc. She could get a physical remodel but I wouldn't mind. As long as celestial still looks cool.

> Wukong
He's confirmed for getting buffed.

> Zeus
That's the one I'm the most worried about given his proeminence at worlds. When really, he's easy to fuck over.

>>165889302
I've already accepted all my favorite gods are either going to get nerfed, or buffed and become too popular and then get nerfed again.
That's why it pays to have 3-5 favorites in every role.

>its been like 2 weeks since worlds
>there are still a ton of rats around
send help

Celtic event is possibly bugged on PS4, did a few quests then logged out, when I came back I had all the enigma chests and apparently all the quests completed so I was able to roll to the end.

Holy shit advertise your bundles game, didn't even know they had geb1 in a pack for 200 gems (have half the skins in there but still worth it)

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Should I buy the gems for the Celtic event?

I was saving up for expelled Hel but I'm a sucker for exclusive skins and the The Morrigan skin looks pretty good.

I don't really care for the Terra skin so much, but I like the Artemis a bit..

Help me decide /smgen/!

>>165892801
Free with Twitch prime, get a free demo of that with amazon prime, get a free demo of that bam

>>165891657
Have the same issue. Keeps crashing when a game finishes too.

>>165892884
wew thanks for reminding me

>>165892665
200? that shit is 1000 for me.

Does Smite actually have a story?

>>165892665
where is that at?

>event gives you morrigan VP and limited skin
>doesn't give you morrigan
wtf

>>165893706
I'm on PS4 but it's in store and bundles, where you'd buy the team bundles.

HOW DO I BUILD IZANAMI QUICK PLEASE

>>165893473
Idk maybe I got a discount from a twitch stream but when I logged in all I had were enigma chests and celtic unlocks (>>165891657 same guy)

>>165893897
MAX GOLD MOTD AUTOBUY SANC INTO ENEMY BASE PENTA KILL

wait that's jing wei

wait you didn't mean that kind of quick

>>165893897
Warrior Tabi, Ich, Bloodforge, Qin's, Malice, Wind Demon, sell Ich for Titan's or DB

>>165893897
A bit late perhaps. But, not that unutually. Start with scythe, boots, devos. Then, for your next two items ideally you'll want some pen and some attack speed, can be with ichvail and titan's bane, can even be with fatalis, she's one of the few hunters it's actually accepted. Finish with crit.

I know that Hirez hate warriors but can't herc's 1 atleast have range enough to clear wave?

>>165894917
You're meant to use his 2 to knock up the minions into 1 pile then use your 1.

>tfw you finally hit 50% in your conquest games

I'm now a demishitter

>>165894054
Imo, if you're going to sell Ichaival for Titan's Bane, you should replace Warrior Tabi with Ninja Tabi.

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What would you guys say the most fun role in conquest is? I personally think

1. Adc Apollo
2. Mid Hel
3. Solo Hel
4. Support Hel
5. Jungle Hel

In that order.

>>165895945
yeah but the thing is it costs so much mana early and it doesnt even clear wave. Bellona Tyr Ama Chaac can atleast clear waves before lvl 4

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Also Hel needs a fucking buff!

>>165896940
Jing Jungle
Jing solo
Jing Mid
Jing ADC
Jing Support

in that order

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I shouldn't have to work 50% harder than literally everybody else in the match just so I can play Hel. When are they going to do something about Hel!

>>165897052
Hel is cancer, no help needed. She's fine where she is

>>165897320
Fuck you. You're just scared that all the Hel players will laugh at you when they make her relevant again.

>>165894054
On other hunters, yeah, on Izanami, no.

>>165897687

Meant to reply to

>>165896876

>>165897801
Why not? I feel like she benefits from having her autos up faster because of how much she commits to them when her steroid isn't up

I like playing Smite because killing 10-year-old autistic homosexual Mexican kids makes me feel like a real man.

What Hel skin is the best?

Whatever happened to Hirez Kelly? I'd put that ass to sleep.

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>>165899217
They're all pretty good except for the high tier ones because they can't even bother to make her skin normal and the legendary has fucking blue in it! Seriously fuck Hi Rez! Start paying attention to Hel!

>>165898079
Her attack speed does not increase the return time of her sickles, only how fast she throws them out. The raw power is much more beneficial in this case, as she must wait for the sickle to return regardless. The attack speed from Qin's alone is enough for both unboosted and boosted autos, especially if she also has Ichival.

>>165882741
I like this one. It seemed to worked. Thanks Anon!

>>165887990
I'll try this right now.

I like to play Live Action Role-Play Smite, I dress up like some autistic cosplay faggot with a viking helmet, I take a hammer out of the garage, and I go down to the lib-ary and smack some fuckin' nerds in the head until they get detached retinas.

It's official. Poison star is meta.

I had a friend try to get me into playing this game, but then I realized I could jerk off instead, which is a lot more fun.

>>165900290
Once you finish jerking it's not fun for a while but you can still keep playing smite when a round is over. You literally said nothing we can't agree on here.

I feel kinda bad because I've killed so many Smite players with Mexican and Pride flag icons that it almost seems like a hate crime.

Wait how does this event work?
I just logged in and got to roll a bunch of times in a row until I got The Morrigan skin,

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>>165900438
I hope to god you main RaMerica.

>>165899570

She's been gone for over a year now brah

I think she mostly streams clash royale shit

>Join a game of casual conquest
>Everyone picks every role I feel competent enough with instantly
>Exit the game without picking a god
I refuse to ruin everyone's game playing jungle. Jungle is not fun, jungle is being a glorified ult bot that roams the map. No thank you.

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>Take THE Morrigan into jungle practice
>Game bugs out and treats her as every pantheon and class during God selection
>Ignore it and test builds, wave clear times
>My friends decide I should play her since I know the game best amongst us
>After the round ends, get a shitton on Favor notices
>Game crashes
>Relog, have 17 Celtic Quests in progress
>Finish the event in 4 games playing as The Morrigan, earning all the chest rolls, avatar and exclusive skin
Missed out on several thousand favor, but I don't care. Didn't even have to play Clash.

>>165900812
>jungle is being a glorified ult bot that roams the map. No thank you.
hello bronze.
Jungle is literally the most important role in conquest. It makes or breaks games.

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When is his Morrigan bitch going to be on console? I want to destroy her with Hel.

>>165901203
There is no most important role you selfish pice of shit. They're all important!

>>165901335
I too want Hel to destroy the Morrigan sexually

>>165901203
That's not support

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>>165902120

>>165901203
Stfu weaken

>>165902120
Light stance or Dark stance?

>>165902329
a good jungler who controls camps, ganks and either pokes or kills will snowball and win games.

And I play solo more than anything.

>>165902858
Yea but late game you're a total piece of shit so carry on. Each roll is important to winning the game and can turn it around.

>>165902848
What would change ? Would the light stance cuddle after ?

Good Healers make for the most rage quits on the opposite team in smite. Any time I start getting ahead and doing extremely well with Hel or Aphro the other team usually quits even if we're only ahead by like 2k gold just because it's annoying.

If you're an Aphro connected to a good assassin you can while teams easy especially because her ult avaoids a lot of damage.

>win 2 games of arena
well that was short lived

>>165903841
Win against*
Avoids*

>>165903994
Arena is so fucking boring but that's all my friends ever want to play because they say we don't have a big enough team for conquest. Motherfucker I win conquests with randoms! Why do people think conquest is some kind of ultimate game mode that only pro's play? When I first started the game is season three I mainly played conquest.

>>165904278
2/2

In fact I used to be like 90% conquest but since my dioshit friends only exclusively play arena and joust if I'm lucky I'm probably only at like 40% now.

I actually thought conquest was the normal game mode because I came from bf4 so maybe that's why.

>>165904702
it is its the mode the game is balanced around

>>165904278
>friend who got me into smite now refuses to play except if we have a full queue
>most of our friends are fucking trash as well

Oh well, back to random queue hell.

And most people fear conquest because they can't take 5 minutes to look up a basics guide.

conquest is ez

>>165903841
Back in the day yes. Now not really.

>>165905206
Why not? I do great with her?

>>165905174
I know right? Even playing conquest with one or two friends is way better than alone but I can't get that through my friends thick heads.

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>>165905174
Don't be sad. The leader of my clan is the kind of guy who will jump into the entire enemy team and bitch at us for not being there to help him and other times he'll brag about how good he did when he had like 20 kills but got them from sitting in the back and stealing 2/4 kills at a time with his ult despite me having more healing than everybody in the match combined and 90% of it being strictly on him because of his complaining while the team struggles.

>>165904278
Conquest has a slow feeling to it, but whenever I want a fast game I play assault. Arena is for meme builds, chasing kills, and spamming the building stacks vgs the second anyone even moves towards the only wave of minions on the map then ignoring them completely to dive a 5v1 to get the last hit on a passive Khumba. Then after that guy dies the rest of your team goes in one at a time arena and arena mains a shit

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Okay. But, if Jing gropes your balls and measures you with her fingers, then whispers about how much she wants to worship your thick shaft and how much she's going to gag with it, looking at your eyes and asking you to blow a load all over her cute dumb face. How do you respond to that?

>>165849153
I love Jumanji

>>165906607
Can she introduce me to Nu Wa instead ?

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>>165906607
That's because Jing is a simple slut who thinks she can erase the ocean by throwing rocks in it. Even on her profile in smite it says she's just average. Hel is actually complex and amazing and we can't ever hope to understand what's inside her heart.

Hel is the golden girl of smite. She's 100%!!!!

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Who else besides Hel's elite school girl skin and Nerd rage and apollo have highschool skins in smite?

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Can Jing fly without wings?.... didn't think so. She's literally angel status. wew. She'll never be a true goddess like Hel. Jing is outdated and should realize her place in life because Hel could erase her any time she pleases.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jcEqsKThhTM

>>165908320
Aphrodite and Hercules. It's a MOTD

Hel, Apollo, Aphro, Hunk are the coolest gods in smite. Nerd rage does their homework for them.

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>>165908943
More like H.O.T.D.

>start JuMorriganji
>win 2 games
>get a trap space
>"win 3 arena games"

fuck

Any time you instalock the Morrigan I will purposefully feed all game and make sure our team loses. I don't care if you want to try her out, try picking for the team comp and not just what you want or I'll make sure your experience is unpleasant. I'm not even going to tell you if I'm console or PC, this is a public service warning, instalocking in any way is guaranteeing a 100% failure rate :)

>>165910310
I'll make sure to instalock her everytime then.

>>165910310
>implying you wouldn't feed even if you tried not to
lol, nice try faggot

>>165910510
>>165910465
So what your saying is make sure Mercury or Thanatos get to level 20 before ten minutes? You got it bro.

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Did anybody here ever get to play Hel when she was considered OP? What was it like?

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>>165910310
thanks for keeping me away from casuals.

>>165910310
there's no way you're at my mmr so knock yourself out friend

>win 3 arena matches
Fuck. Me.

>>165912343
What do you mean? I don't get what you're trying to say.

>http://smite.gamepedia.com/Drums_Out_Raijin_voicelines
Why is this shit still empty
Get off your lazy jew asses and fill it up lowrez
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>fucking chaac has been in nearly every game ive been in

its gotten to the point where a take osiris just to deal with the fucking safety god of solo i am sick of chaac

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https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/smite.gamepedia.com/f/f6/TheMorrigan_Joke_2.ogg

>>165917073
where's the joke

>>165917127
There is no joke she just want to take care of you, everything will be fine, nothing suspicious about that.

>>165917224
i don't know, something about that just doesn't feel right.

>>165917282
What could go wrong anon? She is use a goddess who use "we" to talk about herself.

>>165917481
>She is use a goddess who use

>>165917754
It's hard to write when you have two other people talking into your head.

What did you guys get in your enigma chests if anything? I got Blind Vengeance Nem, Wrangler Arty, and Shaolin Monkey Hun Batz. Not that great but it at least got rid of shit they throw in every other chest.

>>165918759
Only got one enigma chest, and got Nemesis VP.

>>165918759
Artemis is lame. She's one of the worst hunters in smite.

>>165919274
She's not even cute.

>>165919274
>press 4
>press 2
>pentakill

She's good in game modes that have a short early game. In Conquest she's absolute garbage though.

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I like Apollo better. Artemis is kind of a bitch. She shot her lover right in the head while he was swimming.

>>165919956
Genderbender skins when?

>>165920008
HR joked about ne-zha ones, they'll probably never do it though.

is there a system in place to make you win half your game or something in smite ? why is solo que such shot in the dark

>>165920573
I wish it was 50/50, it's always 25/75 for me. HR know how to queue me with exactly one shitter that brings down everyone.

>>165920651
The best way to deal with that is to communicate with them and if possible support their lane or switch lanes with them.

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>>165920520
Anon, it already came out.

>>165917073
The stupid irish accent makes me want to punch her in the genitals.

>>165921375
2/2

If their build is shit tell them is a """"nice"""" way better items they can be buying or if they're new to the character they're using give them hints on how to better play them: If you're mean they won't listen and you'll just waste your time.

I remember when I was sort of new in smite and I was getting destroyed but an Apollo helped me understand how to play Hell and switch me lanes so that I didn't have to fight somebody who was very fed with the help of a support and we ended up winning. I remember it and do the same for most players these days.

>>165921693
Hel*

>>165921693
I'm happy to see you are still playing the game.

>>165921375
>communicate
You can't communicate with BRs, russians, beaners, etc. And if you try to nicely suggest a better build, they'll call you a "noob."

>>165922169
>it's an anubis has zero lifesteal
>warrior has zero defense
>gaurdian power build with a team of no escapes
>assassin tank

all the fucking shit i've seen.

>>165849153
http://smite.gamepedia.com/Path_of_the_Phantom_Queen#Board_spaces

32 spaces, and you can finish the board in like 3 rolls.

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>>165922130
Why wouldn't I? I still like smite and I actually enjoy helping people otherwise I wouldn't main a healer but I swear to god if they don't give Hel a buff or fix her high tier skins in season four I'm fucking leaving forever and you think I'm joking but I'm not.

Alright HIrez! idea for season 4.5!

Instead of items you can buy actives! like instead of a full build you could just buy actives.
Like in a mage pen boots, obsidian shard, tahuti and 3 extra actives on top of your 2 regular ones.

These Irish accents are worse than Brad Pit's in Snatch.

>win clash game

WHY WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS clash is cancer

>>165923453
That's retarded.

>>165923964
Clash is literally the best game mode.

When the event will end? I have limited time so I dont want to purhace it for nothing.

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>entire team spam vvgn after a guy dies
>screams toxic and leaves

>>165924257
>It's a neet acting like his time is precious
Kek

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Do you like any of these girls as more than a friend?

>start joust
>morrigan goes to enemy mana camp alone
>dead in seconds

Fuck this shit game and it's retard players

>friends always complain scylla's ult is hard to hit
>play her for the first time in months
>go 14-3 and carry shitters
>get multiple double ult kills

She's probably more braindead than anubis.

>>165924915
I honestly think joust holds the most retarded population of smite players.

I don't know what it is, conquest you get mediocre or bad players. But joust you get legitimate retards.

>>165925002
I bet you did.

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>>165925749

>>165925193
Well most premade are often made of 2/3 people and because joust is a 3vs3 game mode, they often play it. So team are often more coordinated than in other game mode and the map being smaller make mistake more punishable so a mediocre/bad conquest players become a total retard in joust.

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>>165921424
>Nezha is actually a girl meme

>>165926636
>implying girl (male) doesn't exist
Get with the time grandpa

>>165927651
Fuck off with your stupid transbullshit. You're probably older than me stop with this grandpa crap.

>>165928037
How old are you ?

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>>165928192
A 12 year old girl.

>>165928192
Younger than u

>>165928554
And how old I am?

>>165928615
Older than me

>>165928738
But I'm 18.

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Alright boys, Grape Xing is secured. I won 7/10
and got this. I think my elo is around 1670, so wish me luck on plat.

I might end up skipping to plat 5 like i did in season 1 if i do well.

>>165928813
eew

>>165929049
>duel
gross, godspeed anon

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>>165849153

>>165929353
This is the best thing comming from this event.

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Official unofficial best god theme:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b75tbDyC2u8

so who are you hoping HR choose for jap guardian?

>>165930919

We already know, it's literally king kappa

>>165929353
is that seriously in the game?? how the fuck do you get that?

>>165931095
>is that seriously in the game??
Don't be retarded.

>>165931291
idk, maybe someone put it in as a joke and they forgot to remove it, the pic looks legit

>>165931095
Yes, i gotta roll dubs on the dice and them check'em.

>>165929318
Its either duel or conquest. I don't know what it is
but I just cant stand playing with other people anymore. I placed in bronze and i stopped for like 6 months. I played another game of it, got a duo lane who waited in spawn until my red spawned. I was behind all game, and I got demoted.

If they actually put a normal duel queue in, i would play this game 200% more, desu.

why is every support a fucking Sylv now

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>tfw playing Scylla and getting that double ult

>>165933427
fuck anon, now I need a magic loli nazi Scylla skin

A fun thing, if you click on the path of the phantom queen promo on the main screen it send you on the odyssey page, but you can't buy anything..

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>>165933427
>Tfw a random teammate is blaming his failure on you so you forget to heal him and he dies.

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>Hel! Help!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Jx2bHvlwkvM

>>165933427
KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF

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Hel doesn't have to heal anybody besides herself. Healing is a privilege not a right.

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>>165936121
>implying she will be able to heal anybody
Go in the cage slut

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>>165936121
Hel isn't even best norse girl anyway.

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>>165936634
Wew.

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>>165936515
>Literally scared of Hel

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>>165936796
Best girl nonetheless.

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>when the tank lets the whole enemy team walk past him and kills us all

>>165936121
>>165936634
>>165936796
>>165936950
>>165937327
I really hope this waifuniggerism means you suffer daily at school and taht your dad molests you

>>165937409
>projecting

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>>165937409
:3

>>165936796
why are they being mean to Sol

>>165937457
dude im projectnig so hard rite now xd i can open a movie theater lamo xd

Just two and a half hours until Hel is the most broken God again.

Smite performance is fucking shit.
Max settings and low settings net the same fps and the same slowdowns.

>>165893732
Are you sure it gives the voice pack?

>>165893732
>oh no! You have to spend your in game sheckles!

https://twitter.com/hirezkama/status/821767102432477188?s=09

>yfw doge skadi skin

>win 3 arena matches
WHY?!
WHY THE FUCK?!

When I say Bird Tits, do you think of Isis, Jing Wei, or Freya? Or maybe even Ra?

>>165941138
Jing, because she's da best.

I actually thought of the bird called tit.

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Taco in a dress

>>165941609
Nice man face.
Bet there's a 12 inch cock under that dress.

Reminder that Polynomicon and Soul Reaver are core on Morrigan, The. If you don't build those items on her, you may as well use another god.

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>>165941651

>>165924318


>VVGG
>VVX
>VVX
>VVX
>VVX


I'm practically a babysitter in real life, i don't wanna be one in a damn video game as well.

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>>165920008
Already exists.

>>165939868
I want to hear the VP, I hope it's cancer incarnate and you will be able to make people ragequit by spamming it.

>>165942072

Except muting people exists

Who is the best/easiest Japanese God?

>>165942160
Ama

two more hours until HiRez ruins everything, again.

>>165942149
You really think that your average shitter know how to mute people?

>>165942160
Storm weeb.

>>165940030
>celtic event
>sail through it, literally getting nothing other than quests
>2 steps away from limited skin
>win 3 clash matches
>lose every game since

I am frustrated as fuck. I don't want to play this fucking mode anymore.

By the way, how is this worth 1000gems?

>>165942160
all of them

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>Decide to watch a smite stream
>See allied is streaming
>Haven't watched him in a while so lets go with allied
>He looks like complete shit and has lost a load of weight
>Remember he has cancer and will likely die this year
>Now I feel bad

>>165942160

They're all easy to play as well as being good.

>>165942474
Fuck off.

>>165942504
Hey now, you actually do need to hit your basic attacks with Jing Wei.

That horny little slut.

>>165942692
>Jing Wei
>japanese

>>165942692
>Jing Wei
>Japanese

dumb waifuposter

>>165942692
Jing is a chink.

The cutest chink tho.

>>165941609
she looks better in a white dress than she did on her black dress of worlds

>>165941651
>taco with a dick
stop , my dick can only get so erect.

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>>165941609
>tattoos
dropped harder than my elo after queuing with 4 latams

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Fuck this game, 1000 gems for RNG bullshitty quests and a couple good skins.

>>165915793
Gotta love how Izanami is Murdoc

Well, completed all of the board game thing. Activated it last night, don't know if it's common, but recieved 18 quest notifications for the board game. Started playing, game would crash after the game ended, restart game and would notice 5-6 quests for the Morrigan event was done. Roll, roll, roll. Happened twice, completed event and unlocked everything and like 4 Enigma chests. Glad this was free.

How do you build solo Camazotz?

>>165942160
Raijin is probably the easiest

is izanami meta?

>>165944648
kinda? she is in a rough spot, you won't see her get played much but she is not terrible.

>>165944648
Hell no

>>165942848
>>165942887
>>165942959
>being able to differentiate slit eyes

>>165944648
Yeah. She's good.
>>165944476
Power and defense.

>>165944768
It's a skill.

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>>165944768
>not wanting to be able to differentiate between you kawaii sugoi Japanese waifu and a dirty chinese peasant

>>165944961
>they didn't make an Obelix Kumbhakarna skin or a Cacofonix skin for Apollo for the celtic event
One job Hi-Rez

>>165945375
At least Terra's skin does summon menhirs.

>>165944719
>>165944764
>>165944826
three varying answers :thinking:

thanks guys, shes fun but im a baby smite player, just started playing smite again, and dont really know who's still good anymore

>>165945537
She isn't that great, her escape has a really long cast time and her stealth is the worst in the game. She also doesn't really have a lot of CC, she has nice clear and good structure damage but doesn't bring a lot to teamfights. Her ult which could have been something does mediocre damage and the silence doesn't make up for it.

>>165942440
Save me from this game mode holy shit.

I can't get a win! And I need fucking 3!

>>165945987
Look at this shit: >>165943432
THIS WAS MY THIRD FUCKING TRY!

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>Cute but hates Trump

>>165946096
I have been playing 6 round of clash now, all fucking lost because my team surrenders.

But not the surrender in 10min kind, 20-30 minutes in the fucking game!

>The Morrigan
>good

Really, her only saving grace is that she can become someone else.

>>165945963
>she doesn't bring a lot to team fights
>she can hit multiple people at once, meaning Qin's, Malice, etc procs on multiple people
>>165945537
People who say Izanami is bad are bad themselves, my friend. She's not the best, but she's definitely A-A+ tier and above. She simply is difficult to use, but she always wins lane, has amazing tower push, and has great gank potential as well as team fighting potential. Her main issues are a slow start up escape and the fact that most hunter players don't know that her autos incur a movement penalty on the forward and backward swing, so when they box with her without her one up, they feed and die because they're bad.

>>165943264
>he doesn't like tattoos
What a loser!

https://twitter.com/schisam/status/821817420625154050
Smite hotfix in 30 minutes

>>165947610
No shit.
The game just had a popup saying maintenance in 30 minutes.
You are late to the party faggot.

>>165946492
I've literally not seen a Morrigan go any higher than 0 kills in the 20ish games I've played since patch. It's like Loki without the burst.

>3vs5
>team doesn't want to surrender
whyyyyyyyyyy

Would fucking the morrigan be considered a threesome?

>>165948267
That's when you afk and make it a 2v5

>Roma in my capacha

>>165948313
No.
Her clone doesn't do anything so can't be considered a different person.
And if she transforms into someone else, there would still only be 2 people you and the person she transformed into

>>165948267
>Not wanting to pull off a great upset

>>165947064
>he doesn't want a girl who is a fucking used up slut
>loser
right buddy, enjoy your aids

So who is fucking The Morrigan The Morrigan?
Then yes, three The Morrigans = threesome

but if you are trying to add yourself then your numbers are wrong it would be a foursome.

THE NUMBERS DON'T LIE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFoC3TR5rzI

>>165948520
>he thinks he'll find a virgin in 2017
You'll have to settle for an ugly/fat girl.

>>165948721
i'd take anything as long is not some tattooed cunt.

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>these patch notes will decide whether I get back into smite or if I just uninstall it and move on

>>165949327
>tfw spent $1300 on Smite
>can't quit because I've invested too much

>>165949431
>smite was the first f2p game I spent money on
>it opened the gates of my wallet and now I spend money on every game
>still spend some on smite from time to time

Maybe it's time to break free...

>>165948209

It doesn't help that she's extremely bugged, even with the hotfix.

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>shit techno
>go to orchestral music afterwards