/xivg/ - Final Fantasy XIV: Heavensward General

someone help my bp is leaking

>>165805551

I assuming there is going to be a update, when can we start downloading it

I just want the mouse to pay the bills.

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>>165805551
I hate 24hr server downtimes.

I want to RP.

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I woould like to play the game

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xth for suffering

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqJRnD5HuZw

>hype as fuck theme plays
>boss is a total pushover

http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/character/14828304/
Who is this

>>165805992
me

>>165805957
Believe it or not, both Normal mode and Hard mode Garuda used to kick the shit out of people on release.

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How's everyone's day off from xiv?

I got rejected by the only people I wanted to do things with and I'm just staring at my ceiling wondering why I bother.

>>165806063
Truck finally crapped out on me.
Gotta get a rental tomorrow
Luckily I had today off

Someone post a picture of stratos

>>165806063
>thirsting after people instead of just enjoying friendships as they are
You are the problem.

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>>165805551
QUICK! BEST SONG OF THE GAME! YOU MUST TELL US WHY OR ELSE IT WON'T COUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>165806063
Well i work tommorow, and i have to downlaod the patch with my terrible internet...so yeah...

I'm actually more mad at the fact that i didnt get some drawing done. Wanted to practice for drawing loli queen but i ended up just playing music and browsing 4chan all day.

>>165806372
papaya because ur mom lol rekt

>>165806063
Working on commissions.
I'm waiting for the maint to end so I can hopefully make a character on Balmung to peddle smut with.

>>165806372
To The Fore, Great Gubal mini boss theme basically.

Has Piano. Trumpets. And its high tempo.

Does this cross server party finder means balmung won't have a monopoly on rps anymore? Or will it just be filled with incessant trolling?

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>>165806063
Rejected as in asked them out to date?

Or rejected as in they're a friend, you relied on them and they are busy/not in the mood to do things?

I've spent my day off playing WoW, raging at Eternal Crusade developers, raging at hackers on CS:GO, and watching Fox News/CNN bullshit about the upcoming Trump Inauguration.

>I'm British and I watch all this shit, it's so amusing.

>>165806589
no? people aren't going to rp in a pf

>>165806615
option 2

>>165806480
my mom is dead

>>165806615
>csgo hackers
>implying there are hackers in csgo
>implying you're not just complete shit
lol

>>165806063
My day is going good as hell. Off and on killing time in Titanfall 2, watching episodes of The Wire, and waiting on the dataminers to dump pics of the new patch shit.

>>165805717
>dps as a healer.jpg

>>165806589
I guess it won't have a monopoly on RPing in instances. I don't know why you'd think cross-server PF would have any effect on RP since most of it is done in player housing and the overworld.

>>165806643
sorry, save the animals kill the frames

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>>165806063
I went to the gym and worked out a few hours while meeting a few new people before spending the rest of the day practicing some programming In Sims 4.

>>165806589
Balmung will be Balmung. And i dont think they will break any rules as long as they dont actively rp in the PF with posts. It will still be better to rp on their own server though since most people want to see what they are fapping to

>>165806670
there are literally hackers in csgo

>>165806554
why don't you just transfer one, $18 is not a lot out of your revenue for the commission bucks you can make

also feel free to post art because now i'm curious

>>165806693
it's the fun of blue mage
you aggro a mob get it to low hp so it uses tp skills more often and sit there until it uses it
then you kill it and hope that you learn the skill

fun stuff

>>165806063
Boring. Haven't done anything of note today, and I'm probably just going to watch TV until the patch comes out.

>>165806372
SAY MY NAME

>>165806670
No, an actual blatent hacker.

Following peoples outlines through walls with his crosshair, and one round he just headshot the entire CT team and said in the chat "lol".

There's always one, I know when i'm complete shit and this wasn't one of these times.

But as I said I'm a Brit, so this means I'm placed into Valves strange "European" servers, where Russian hackers make up 80% of the players.

I haven't heard an English speaking voice in months now.

>>165806870
>implying you're not the russian hacker
lmfao

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>>165806171

>>165806670
Believe it or not pretty much every single online game is permeated with hackers.

I've even seen people fucking speedhacking in Frontlines.

>>165806554
I'd be interested in buying a comm as well.

>>165806940
I'VE BEEN OUSTED

CYKA BLYAT, IDI NAHUI

But no, it's suffering.

>Play on U.S. servers, have banter, be loved for being english, suffer from lag

>Play on EU servers, have no banter, be aggrovated by slavs, no lag and dank plays.

It's fucking suffering.

>>165806758
I was gonna transfer but I don't think my friend would and I don't want to play without them.
Also, It's just smut. I'll maybe post this current thing once its done.
>>165807065
I'm already working on 5 with another 2 on hold.

>>165807079
>play on U.S. servers as an american
>get cried at and muted for calling shitters "chimpanzees"
I wish I was English...

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>>165806832
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdV_bzJgRxE

im still not sure what his name is

>>165807247
Cloud Strife

>>165807130
I'm cool with waiting a few months, something I'm all to used to doing.

>tomorrow i'll be able to throw RP parties across realms in a primal location of my choosing


Y
E
S

>>165807130
I'm an RPer and ERPer, this means that i've seen my fair share of smut commissions. WoW stuff, FFXIV (what there is of it), you name it. I can only preach this:

No matter your art style, your depth of colouring or shading.. avoid 'sameface' and terrible perspective.

You'll get shitloads of requests if you're better than even 40% of the other artists out there if you have those two things nailed down.

I'd ask for an example, even if it's just a sketch. I've been looking for an artist.

How does the job/class system work; when I get to 30 and bcome for example a warrior, does my marauder keep leveling?

>>165807382
yes, the primary one will level along with the job.

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>>165807358
>>tomorrow i'll be able to throw RP parties across realms in a primal location of my choosing
explain this right the fuck now rp freak

>>165806063
went to work for literally one whole hour, went to gym, made new recipe, did fucking nothing otherwise, trying to decide what to play and ending up playing nothing.

>>165805681
>no roes to rp on my server

I truely wish you and every hyur that had the pleasure of witnessing your existence the absolute best

>>165807358
Wait, what is this? Explain.

>>165807191
Something about being english is magical.
I pulled an american girl on TF2, and she did all sorts of things on webcam back when skype was used.

Good times.

And if they cry over being called chimps, then they're probably sjw pussies thinking you're calling them niggers.

>>165807509
What kind of new recipe? Something good?

>>165807456
So, I should level pld when I reach 30 as gld for taunt then?

>>165807471
They mean RPing in instances, although I don't know how well that will work since I think it shortens the timer if you kill the boss, and even if you just sat at the spawn you'd have like an hour. And then someone might pull it on accident trying to pose for a picture or sitting in particular spot.

>>165807526
>RP a Roe who's a proud seawolf
>She wants another seawolf to marry one day
>No roes
>if there is a roe, they're 90% hellsguard

Life is hell.

>>165807587
basically tikka masala with carrots / snap peas / chicken but served over cauliflower instead of rice

was pretty decent if a little too watery so will have to adjust in the future

>>165807637
You get taunt at GLA 22. I don't understand what you are asking

Is it possible to play this game on PS4 as if it was on PC if you have a wireless mouse and keyboard that work on your ps4? I assume it would be in the settings somewhere, right?

>>165807660
post logs now
i know you have some saved

>>165807835
Yeah character config first option.

>>165807843
I don't have logs, but I could greentext an RP thing that happened. Not the person you originally spoke to here, btw.

>>165807835
yes

>>165807843
I have never bothered to try it in an instance for the reasons I just mentioned. And I don't share stuff anyway.

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>have no one to pat me on a head and whisper sweet nothings in my ear

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who's ready to hug a catboy first thing on login

i know i am

I still love you.

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>>165807937
Name/discord

>>165807668
>play a femroe
>imagine she wants to settle down and get married one day, but it has to be to a man who's taller than her because she's self-conscious about her height
>Ishgard is the greatest time of her life
>forever pines after Aymeric because he pushes every single one of her buttons

>>165807379
Meanwhile sorantaonteobakengowhatever gets a trillion fucking commissions and he does nothing but sameface and burnt dinnerplate nipples and charges out the ass for it.

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>>165807379
Have a bunch of cropped WIPs I guess.

>>165808043
I still loaf you.

>>165808169
where can i find your art

tfw rubbin one out

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>>165808237
In my post, it's spoilered.

>>165808169
This looks good.

How much do you charge for a base 1 character lineart?

>>165808357
i mean tumblr or something

>>165808227
I still lobe you.

>>165808428
Solo character lineart with no BG is 40 burger bucks.

>>165807937
I don't have anyone to talk to for more than 10 minutes before they leave to talk to others

>>165808662
aw poor baby want a hug?

IS GAEM UP YET

>>165808564
That's.. pretty alright, I guess.

Not the lowest i've seen.

>>165808693
No, can't even patch yet holy shit I just want to start the patch so I can go to bed and not have to wait through it tomorrow.

>>165808564
gimme a link for commishies

>Try to hang out with people who are feeling sad
>They immediately get grossed out or angry
>Because male character

Some people have some real problems here

>>165808691
Yeah but I don't get those either

>>165808138
>Play a jaded fem Au Ra
>Massive crush on Haurchefant because he's so pure and honest
>Vault happen.

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uh

guys

should i be worried

i-it'll stop doing this once the patch is ready and the game is back up, right? r-right?

>>165808774
if you play a male with facial hair or scars you are a thirstlord and just want erp

i don't blame them

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>>165808094
>Name
It's no use, I'm not from balmung.

>>165808854
it was doing the same thing to me I assume it's related to the patch as opposed to a real problem

>>165808869
If they think such a thing they deserve to suffer.

>>165808662
it's okay, i'm worried that am annoying a friend so i don't know whether to talk less or more.

the game being down makes it easier to focus on your problems!

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>>165808869
>if you play a male with facial hair or scars you are a thirstlord and just want erp
Good thing I put masks on all my characters

>>165808854
I got that shit too.

It worked after about 3 or so retries but still that's weird.

>>165808956
same, I guess I should just fuck off since they don't like to talk or play anything.

>>165808869
>if you play a male with facial hair or scars you are a thirstlord and just want erp
uhh what? I don't think so pal.

I play a male midlander with some light facial hair, but no scars, and i have zero interest in ERP.

>>165808910
Neither am I. Just give a discord tag anyways

>>165808774
I'd kill for a catboy right now. One that takes the hints anyways. I guess people hate Elezens as much as they hate cats.

It could also be becuase most cat players are kinda...off the wall. Nothing against you

>>165808564
anything you won't draw? pretty interested

>>165808850
>Play a male midlander
>Don't want to ERP or even get into a long complex storyline
>Just want to be a generic looking disposable mook for someone to kick my ass in front of their girl so he gets laid tonight
>Nobody wants to fight me
Fucking SUCKS you'd think rent-a-thug would be a popular service for the edgelords around here.

>>165808869
>tfw sideburns and scars
I didn't even know I was thirsty.
I guess I know I'm not on MDMA.

>>165809014
Seeing a hyur midlander male with those neckbeard moustaches are the worst.

>>165808939
>>165809036
Ok I'm less panicked now. Was worried it'd be a cut and dry "you need to reinstall the game" situation, that shit takes like two days on Australian internet. Good stuff lads.

>>165809218
They're too afraid to lose their duels and look bad.

>>165808869
This doesnt even make sense. This would entail all males are pretty much ERPers, which is wrong

>>165809341
It's been happening for some reason since before the patch download happened. I think it's something on SE's end.

>>165809167
I dont know if theres a misunderstanding. I just like taking care of people who are feeling depressed or need help. Im not trying to lewd them. It just happens that I play a male character, but apparently all the 'depressed' people are just looking for a text fuck or fake girl companionship.

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>>165808869
If you play a male character without facial hair or scars you're a fucking faggot lol

How do you use the datamining tool?

Opinions on Cactuar?

>>165808748
>>165809197
I take commissions through discord.
I'm kinda full right now like I said, but if want you can add me and I can tell you when spots are open. Also go over what I will and wont do.
「Failure」#1208

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>>165809218
My roe captain would kick your hyur's ass if you actually initiated a fight with her.

She just wants her booze and cigars.

Prevent that and she'll kick arse.

Too many soft weeaboo's who RP as if it's a Japanese slice of life anime. or the super edgy everyone-is-sasuke types, who never actually want to risk a fight.

>>165809218
I would think this is hard to set up, aas the girl would have to be in it too. Unless you like getting roughed up..

>>165809405
Understandable. Ive met alot of good cat players who teach me alot about raiding and game lore. I'm sorry if you had some bad experiences.

>tfw RP as allagan clone who was just dumped out of CT and decided to be an adventurer because what the fuck else is he gonna do

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>>165806063
Trying to draw my character.

>>165809526
To be fair RPing fights is kind of shitty usually. Nobody ever wants to lose and people seem to think a good fight is comprised of like 2+ fucking paragraphs to unsheathe a sword.

Or they just consist of a 2 hour long back forth of no one ever actually getting hit ever.

>>165809481
Party finder is pretty nice around the afternoon. Not too sure about raiding scene but i know people have cleared a12 over there. Moderate population, people willing to help out with things. Small RP scene though, in case you were wondering.

Patch download appears to be available, my loader is pulling it down now.

>>165807765
thought it was 40 something

>>165809806
Which is why rp fight are best resolved by coming to an agreement before hand and write the scenes that way or use game mechanics to compete.

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>>165807924
>I don't have logs, but I could greentext an RP thing that happened.
Do it.

>>165807932
>And I don't share stuff anyway.
You should.

>>165809897
Yes but that assumes both parties are mature and this is roleplaying in FFXIV.

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>>165809526
>Too many soft weeaboo's who RP as if it's a Japanese slice of life anime
What's wrong with a guy that's tired of fighting that just wants to sit on his ass and do paperwork til he dies?

>>165808869
Yes with other cute big hipped dragons, although big subby tanks are fine.

>>165808850
>play angry manroe healer
>plot characters keep dying and i can't save them
>get angrier

>>165809408
t. generic giraffe thirstlord

>>165809969
Maybe this is why I don't have any partners. I've rp'd for more than a decade so I don't put up with bullshit.

>>165809806
>>165809897
>>165809969
>Not taking it to the pier

>>165810067
Your character sounds nice.

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>Role playing
Fucking losers

>>165809526
I like RP fighting, but sometimes, people just wanna outright kill you or something. So i try to go for the weak women approaching, trying to complement the other person's tight grip and body crushing muscles when they do simple things such as hug me. It tends to make the person feel all big and tough and avoid the fightinging due to being flattered. I'm not too experienced for rp fighting i guess, ive yet to find anyone in the game to actually do it

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>>165810067
You and my lizard have a big thing in common then. Being healers is really suffering.

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>>165809843
I'm from Cactuar, just been away a while. Just wondering if it had died in my absence is all. The /vg/ FC seems kind of barren right now, though I guess people might just be on break waiting for the expansion. Thanks Anon~

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>>165809806
Depends on skill and balancing out importance of emotes.

People who RP 2 paragraphs for drawing a sword are no doubt padding things out, to delay the inevitable /random they have to do.

RP fights can be good as long as noone does Metagaming godmoding bullshit.

My roe got tackled by a highlander hyur chick, she accepted it because in the RP it made sense.

They were play fighting, sparring, and if I was an insecure rper then i'd win each and every round but I let rolls decide. (Rolls relative to strength, speed, etc.)

Heck, my char was rewarded when the hyur blatently flirted with her by mounting her after the sparring.

People recognise when an RPer is being realistic or humble, they like that.

Noone likes an unbeatable mary-sue.

>>165809969
Just make it like wrestling where you have a long term RP partner and you schedule your victories out equally and mix them up so its not just win/loss over and over. From there you can let one guy have an advantage in the fight hes supposed to win and come to an agreement on how they win. That way nobody gets hurt feeling about win-loss ratio.

>>165810067
>play generic Hyur "I just want everyone to get along"slime cliché healer
>NPCs keep dying and I'm not allowed to heal them
>get more and more insecure about my abilities

POST NEW MUSIC

bit hot out today

>>165810247
I recognized this at a really young age, edgelords that powergamed in roleplay fights always were pussy repellent. Fights are a unique opportunity for better writing and 99% of the time people self-insert as their character so they GOTTA WIN

>>165810304
>slime
Anime. Silly phone.
Though I suppose I'm not worth much more than slime...

>>165810242
howl is ded anon, everyone transfered out, stopped playing, or changed guilds even my favourite senpai is gone

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>>165810304
You cute little thing.

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>>165810114
The only time I ever really fought on the Pier was when it was new and no one knew the rules so I would trick them into fighting me near the side and then just knock them out of it for the instawin and refuse to rematch lol.

>>165810259
>wrestling
>schedule your victories equally

>>165810458
Where did they all go? Who's your senpai?

>>165810304
>one last huge important NPC dies in 3.55
>you end up going DRKside since you can't save anyone

do it anon.

>>165810373
Exactly.

Erp isn't everything, but I can safely say my roe is super sexually promiscuous. So it pays, yo.

She's also a super cheeky pest, tests girls limits of acceptance via negging, she's even managed to break a roegadyn cougar who was all super prim and proper, dress, glasses, hair done up, totally above and beyond a mere privateer and my roe -STILL- fucked her.

Maybe that can be a greentext story for>>165809932

just forget about me

Who?

>>165810669
Don't leave me anon. I...

>>165810592
Nobody would take her seriously if she went dark side, she looks like somebody's nanny.

>>165810592
Simple yet creative.

>Zurvan's theme

I mean, it sounds nice, but it's definitely not what I'd expect against THE DEMON.

>>165810765
Post it please

>>165810669
I love you

>>165810753
that's why she always wears a helmet now, or something.

work with me here.

>>165810765
Can you upload it somewhere? Not about to PM some dude on reddit just to hear it.

Please upload the music to Mega.

>>165810765
Zurvan doesn't actually live up to that title as well as you'd expect, to be fair

>>165808850
>Play con artist fem Au Ra
>Trying to lighten some Ishgardian coin purses
>Unintentionally attached to Haurchefant
>ohnohe'scute.jpg
>Vault

>>165810765
>doesnt even have vocals
smdh

>>165810871
>>165810831

https://mega.nz/#!CcMiDbKJ!FJGdknVu3JfQqNnQNcboUbTNeawIPOCJfnKZqUqxdC4

>>165810831
>>165810798

https://my.mixtape.moe/ppdouj.ogg

This is the only one I have access to though, I got this link secondhand.

>>165810920
>>165810923
Thanks senpai

>>165810923
Got images of the new relics?

>>165811015
redditor said the data mining tool is broken. must be a new thing.

>>165810910
Truly this giraffe was a beloved man.

>>165809361
>>165809526
>>165809595
>>165809806
>Nobody ever wants to lose
Man that's the POINT. I'm supposed to get my ass kicked.
I'm the rent a mook, nigga beat my ass up and look good in front of your girl. Or guy. Or midget whatever man.

>>165809897
Yeah that's what I usually do, but damn is it tough to find anybody.

How disappointing after the Sophia theme

>>165811281
Better get the fucking mount now that her bird's drop rate is increased. But I agree, Sophia's theme is quite a bit better.

>>165811225
>Man that's the POINT. I'm supposed to get my ass kicked.

I know mate and even then people seem genuinely scared of confrontation despite the fact they are playing a role.

Bunch of pussies who never played tabletops.

>>165810669
Hard to when you always disappear on me

>>165810920
Do you know what each track is for? The 2nd track sounds pretty awesome.

>>165811281
Yeah, it's a shame they gave my favourite Warring Triad the worst followers and repeated an Ifrit. Still trying to work out which of the themes is Diabolos's and which is Scathach's

How are people so sure which one is Zurvan's, anyway?

>>165811464
Sohm Al Hard, I believe.

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>>165806063
I had a psych appointment, and its fucking hot as balls rn. otherwise it was alright. looking forward to the new gathering stuff in 3.5

>>165810825
>"who are you, dark warrior? show your face so I can see who's bested me!"
>she looks like an Eorzean Mary Poppins

>>165811693
Oh fuck yeah, gonna enjoy running that then.

>>165810920
>it needs vocals to be good

>>165811716
see, it's perfect.

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owo

I was so hyped for Zurvan. SO hyped.

What do we get? No vocals not even a decent track in itself. Sigh.

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>>165811127
Best and nicest giraffe in the entire game.

>>165811797
When will you be mine ebie

>>165811797
I hope you're prepared for /spectacles

BRACE YOURSELF FOR SEXY SECRETARY RPER INFLUX.

>>165811804
No taste whatsoever, get the fuck out you memesong loving fag

>>165811804
Still my favourite Warring Triad in 6, so I'm hopeful the fight makes up for it. I'm mostly hyped for the Flare Star transition in the fight where he'll break his shackles, though. That's the part of the fight I've been looking forward to ever since we first saw him shackled

>>165811906
It's just not good. Not my fault.

>>165811797
Put some pants on you degenerate

>>165811464
Reminder that Sohm Al Hard's theme was Thanalan's zone battle theme in vanilla

>>165811797
Nice eyes. Need a look at that rear though, to complete my inspection

>>165811847
as soon as you send me a pm....

>>165811997
It is good though. I bet you thought Shiva's 2nd theme was great.

Any idea when the patch is supposed to go live. Isn't it usually like 6am PST? But I heard this time it's supposed to be earlier.

>>165811874
And Crusty wannabe WARs.

>>165812085
It's due up in 4 hours and 19 minutes, dunno what that is in burger time.

>non slut c@
>cock block all over
>meet cool rp partner who never asked for ERP
>get eb
>he turned out to be a greek god erp stud
>he screwed the slut into me

bros I dont want to be a slut but i cant help it!
what do I do?

>>165812085
2am PST is the scheduled time. Can be earlier of course if they decide to finish and push it out early.

Around 4 hours until the thread starts playing the game and discussing the patch. Ada and Shana will be very upset the thread isn't posting pixel asses.

>>165812112
WARs?

>>165812085
2am pst

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>>165806063
spent all day scrubbing public restrooms, mopping and waxing tile, and getting bitched at by people who want to walk all over my wet floors, then I get home ready to relax only to see the fucking servers are down. I just want to play some v i d e o g a m e s

>>165812008
Oh yeah, it's Quicksand.

>People thought Sophia's theme was good
The singer sounded so bored. The only good tracks with vocals in this game were Answers and Dragonsong.

Haha I'm fucking broken

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Samurai confirmed

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>BLU fags

Patch is available to download but servers still under maintenance

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>>165811838
stop its too soon

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>>165811874
>Like i haven't been doing that on SCH for months now.

>>165812158
What, you're going around cheating on him for some cock? That make you a slut and you should be ashamed

Are you craving his cock and feel empty without trails of your husband cum flowing down your legs for all to see? That's perfectly normal and healthy, a behavior that should undeniably be reinforced.

>>165812178
Crusty uses an axe.

>>165812158
I did the same thing to my EB wife. She was a kind little lizard that never even RPd. One day we did a funny little series of sentences that got more intense. After a few weeks, all she did was wear slut glams and emote me while we were alone in the FC house.

Maybe stop beig so lewd though? Just answer his lewd stuff with a normal answer that doesnt imply sex of any kind

>>165812290
>>165812302
are there any jobrdm files?

Reminder that Haurchefant was only made to be plot fodder so they could have a very sad moment in its shallow story-telling.

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>>165806063
I slept over 12 hours and I'm ready to play video games

>>165812290
told you fags. And now for the ULTIMATE SALT.

TANK CONFIRMATION

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>>165811793
>does this look like the face of mercy?

Someone called me a cuck because I let my bf raid in a different static from me is this true?

>>165812290
What is Bda then?

Patach is up, someone post a link to music

>1123.85 mb
Well, I should have it downloaded by the time the game comes back up...

>>165812643
Scroll up

>>165812671
oh, nice

>>165812359
>Are you craving his cock and feel empty without trails of your husband cum flowing down your legs for all to see? That's perfectly normal and healthy, a behavior that should undeniably be reinforced.
no its not its slutty but he makes me so happy when we're together

>>165812468
>Just answer his lewd stuff with a normal answer that doesnt imply sex of any kind
I'm worried he might think i'm being a prude and boring if I do that. or that I don't like him anymore..

>>165812356
Are you for hire on Balmung?

Even a privateer captain needs a secretary.

who /rude/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8kOzxyDjns

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Now 99.9% sure Diabolos is the final Dun Scaith boss. Armored up mode.

>>165812905
No, he's the second last. That's Hallowed Diabolos, Scathach is the last boss

>>165812740
Theres nothing with wanting to be a bit lewd anon. Just dont go full blown sex craved. Plus, he's really happy when he's with you too. All your curves, those pretty lips, its make him really proud, like he's worth something. Maybe, just ease off, but after a bit, just give him a small reward to let him know you still love him.

>>165812896
I'm rude to lalas all day.

>>165812905
He looks fucking based

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>>165812960
>>165812359

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>>165812308
>It never gets any easier, does it?

>>165811683
It's the music that plays during Zurvan's part in the 3.5 trailer

>>165812582
No it looks like an idiot that runs like they were afraid of their own arms.

most disappointing music patch ever?

>>165812960
so waiting for him on my knees at the entry way of our house isn't a good idea?

LAUNCHER
UPDATE

>>165813264
As long as you bow down until your forehead touches the floor and wait for him to put his feet on your head so you understand your place, yes it is a great idea.

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>>165813095
ITS NOT FAIR DAMMIT WHY DID IT HAVE TO FUCKING HAPPEN

YES IM MAD

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>>165813385
I want my husband back, god damn it. He deserved better.

Here's hoping Stormblood has some Ala Mhigan magical bullshit that brings him back. Even as a Zombie, I just want to see Haurchie again.

WHERE ARE THE RELIC MODELS I WANT MY WELFARE GEAR TO BE PRETTY

>>165813462
3.3 solidified his farewell with the cutscene after Nidhogg. He's gone, Raen

>>165813264
That may be a bit too forward, especially if you have next to nothing on. May send him the wrong messages you know? Maybe...a kiss! On the lips of course. Always nice for a guy to come back home after a long day of raiding and getting a tiny smooch. And it doesnt even have to lead to anything!

>>165813503
I dont think theyre adding them in this patch. you might be able to grind them to right at the end, but my money is on 3.55 for actually receiving them

>>165813578
They're in this patch, the quests and names are there. No one's pulled the models yet is all

>>165813462
Your wish is going to get twisted, we'll have to fight and kill a zombie version of him now.

Nice going.

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>>165813462
>>165813385
Am I the only one who seriously never gave a living fuck about Hacuherfant, even after he died I was more impressed my character showed emotions rather then nod in disapproval.

Or is being sad for him a meme and I just dont get it.

>>165813385
I KNOW
HE WAS SO KIND AND SO SWEET AND AS SOON AS I SAW "OF THE SILVER FULLER" AS A TITLE ON SOMEONE I KNEW
I KNEW IT WAS GOING TO HAPPEN
BECAUSE HE'S JUST THAT GOOD

>>165813462
I feel like that'd kind of devalue his sacrifice, but I want him back too ;_;

>>165813630
>tfw we fight Robo-Stroheim version of Baelsar on the wall.
IM READY

>>165813553
>Maybe...a kiss! On the lips of course. Always nice for a guy to come back home after a long day of raiding and getting a tiny smooch. And it doesnt even have to lead to anything!
I think I'll do that! Because >>165813370 is really weird and I dont want to give off that impression.

>>165813626
the items weren't in there, it was just the quests and achievements, the achievements maybe just being a precursor

>>165813630
N-no. Shut up. We're gonna get him back and he's gonna give us chocobos and hot chocolate and we're gonna have the cool base he calls the falling snows and be the only useful NPC in msq combat scenarios again. >>165813663
it would devalue his sacrifice, yeah. It would also cheapen the beautiful goodbye he shared. I just wish it didn't have to happen, but I'm really happy with how they characterized it. I'm just going to miss him, y'know?

>>165813698
The patch notes have the anima relic quests. Why the hell would they have quests with no reward? It's likely the first non-particle relic will be rewarded in this patch and 3.55 will have the finished relic.

>>165813114
Are you sure?
Because if that's true, that has me even more hyped for the fight. That music is perfect.

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>>165813462
>my husband
Fuck off trick.

>>165813757
Yeah, I get what you mean. Like it was heart-wrenching, but that was the point, so I think I'm overall okay with how things turned out. I wish I could see him even one last time, though.

>>165813823
then why aren't the items in the patch notes anon?

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>>165813757
Make Ishgard your home in his honor, fellow lizard. It's the only place that deserves it anyway, the rest of the city-states are rotten.

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>>165813462
Stop. Trying. To bring back. The dead.

The entire lesson of Nidhogg was about letting go. Your grief. Your anger. Just putting it aside to risk it all for those who are alive and the future everyone could grasp together.

>>165813652
I always respected him cause he was there for us pretty much every time we needed him so his death was a bummer. He was one of those few characters that after our initial contact was actively trying to be of use instead of trying to make use of us.

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>>165812743
Sorry already employed.

>>165813652
>the only time anon doesn't do the same action as his character irl is when his character has actual emotions

rely makes u think

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>Haurchefant as a trash mob in PotD 200+

>>165813946
He was also the only guy in all of the Coerthas story to not be a complete ass to us on arrival, accuse us of being a heretic and listen to the actual heretic's lies. This was even before we helped him clear his friend's name. The guy was the only actually good part of that dreadful pre-Stone Vigil story

>>165813652
He's one of the few, if not only character, who act like a genuine friend and care about helping you instead of making use of you. Like before storming the vault where people pretty much assume you'll be doing it alone because you're strong, Haurchefant call out that bullshit and volunteer to help you.

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>>165814081

If I came to Balmung with my actual GF who has an actual vagina would the whole server implode?

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is SAM out yet

>>165814151
no but i'd laugh when she ended up ERPing with half the server

>>165814151
no it wouldn't ippiki nobody cares

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>>165812896
>ywn have a lalawife

>>165814219
>Le cuck meme

Noice

Wait, so game is done patching, but we have to wait for the lodestone update?

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>>165814081

>>165814151
Your asshole might because that server is 99% gays in denial.

>>165813931
Why would they note that the Sharpened Replica weapons were added when there's no upgrade for them? Chances are they don't list the names of the new Anima weapons so people will find out when they log in to do the quest as a surprise.

>>165814261
Well, no, you have to wait for the actual servers to come up

>>165814259
>mate brings girlfriend into FC
>she ends up talking to three different dudes who all e-date her and eventually buy her plane tickets
>FC dissolves after seven months

>>165814307
Well, to be fair, the names ARE listed, but only in the achievements section.
>one is called Sindri

>>165814207
>collared
no...

>>165813901
No u.
>>165813945
I might, but only if I get to kill that little blonde prick who thought killing haurchie was okay
>>165813946
...T-the point wasn't that I corrupt or kill the descendents of the people who killed my sister and ate her eyes?

>>165814402
SIIIIIIIIIIIINDRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

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>>165814421
YOU GOOFED

>>165814449
I'm so glad someone else does this.

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She's waiting for your return. Do you have three thick strong lines waiting for her?

>>165814421
The point was that holding grudges is bad, m'kay?

>>165814449
WHHHHAT. my lord....

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>>165813946
Yoshi-P finally listens to the writhing sea of fangirls and monkey paws them hard. Calling it now.
Please look forward to it.

>>165814526
I already turned in all of my Wondrous Tails across my characters, though

>>165814151
No because Balmung has a lot more women than most people think or believe. This game in general actually.

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>>165814617
I will walk him down into the fucking Tam Tara Deepcroft and put a round into his skull to give him peace if I have to.

>>165814526
when can we get her hairstyle i want it

>>165814732
Name three that aren't batshit insane or absolute cunts.

>jobsam

Ouch blue mage and dancer supporters....

>>165814929
>"b-but sam raimi made spiderman, jobsam must mean blue mage!!

>>165813652
I never really gave a fuck about Haurchefant either or any character in this game but there is something different about him and that he is genuinely friendly.

His death was the cheapest I've seen though and personally I think it was done so the story can have a muh friends died moment.

>>165814732
Trannies are not women

>>165814449
>>165814490
>it's the WHM relic
Well, guess I gotta finish my fucking cane now.

>>165814898
Batshit insane or absolute cunt-y women are still women, anon.
>>165815014
I'm not talking about trannies
And they're always weird people

>>165814898
Ftelor
Cg
Meria
Selkie
Kristyl
Briah
Fibblit

>>165814898
kristyl, cg, meria, selkie?

>>165814929
>population of healers drop that much more

Good. I'm tired of all the shitters giving my role a bad name.

>>165814929
Now to watch people cry when it's announced as Tank

>>165814898
cg
meria
briah
ftelor
zandera
kristyl

>200k Wolf seals for all new pvp armor

The grind is real

>>165815103
>>165815239
>briah
She's a fucking slut, cunt, and insane.

>>165814929
Both of them aren't very Ala Mhigan anyway, actually Red Mage and Samurai, too.

RDM and SMN were the highest in popular demand and Yoshi is all about that fanservice. I wouldn't be surprised if the next expansion would have DNC and a butchered BLU.

>>165815281
I just want to know if the mounts are associated with any of the achievements other than their own. There's still no hint as to how you get them, but I want all three

Balance-wise, I think the game could use another magic DPS. There's three healers, three tanks, four physical DPS and two magic DPS.

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>>165815157

>>165815417
Red Mage is a pseudo-melee magic DPS.

>>165815157
Shut up, Kristyl. You're annoying to be around and having to put up with you is a chore.

>>165815372
There's three mounts and three titles related to achieving victories in PvP while wearing one of the titles the priest gives you when you collect a full set of the PvP gear.

One them is for Feast Victories, one is Frontline victories, and then the last one is a combination of both equalling 100. I'll assume they're in those achievements as rewards.

>>165815157
Shut up tranny

>>165815281
How long do we have to get it?

>>165815475
I just want a pure mage that's not BLM or SMN, honestly. It can't be that hard to come up with something unique.

>>165815487
>equalling 100
That didn't even occur to me. I thought I had instead seen achievements related to obtaining the items, but I was wrong. At least the three achievements are all pretty reasonable

>>165815586
Expect RDM to be 90% mage with very few melee abilities.

It does have a really sick staff made up of its sword and jewel, so it counts as a mage.

>>165815485
>>165815536
You're acting really childish right now. We're having a discussion and there's no need for anyone to use racial or derogatory slurs.

I know it's the "in thing" to be edgy. You're trying to "fit in" with the 4chan crowd. But you don't need to demean anyone to enjoy 4chan. Stop trying so hard and be yourself instead.

Thanks.

>>165815656
Go away tranny

>>165815602
Yeah, most people grinding to get all the gear (cause people are crazy like that) will probably get all the horses before they get all the gear.

>>165815417
m-muh ninjitsu...

MNK/NIN/DRG are melee physical DPS.
BRD/MCH are ranged physical DPS.
SMN/SCH/WHM/BLM are ranged magical DPS

Clearly we need more ranged physical DPS that don't have a fucking cast bar.

>>165815103
>Ftelor
>She
lol

>>165812586
Please give me a (You)

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>>165815656

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>>165806063
Woke up to big power outage in the city 3 hours ago and power just started coming back again
Almost thought I was gonna miss the start of the patch!

>>165815653
Ehhh. Still doesn't quite scratch that itch, hearing about it. I'd have to try it and see, of course, provided I actually end up getting an active sub again

>>165815718
>>165815826
it's not humorous to put down a race or sexual orientation for laughs. This really needs to stop and you're not helping by perpetuating the situation.

>>165814016
Fuck.
>>165812290
>>165812302
Cool, we get to be Honrarbru.
>>165809932
Here's my really fucking late green-text RP "chatlog"

>at Lominsa
>At that bar there, my char's chilling by the barside and chatting with a friend.
>spots a broad out of the corner of her eye
>it's a roe ma'am, wearing a large grey dress, her hair's done up and wearing a pair of specs. posh looking.
>my char doesn't directly approach, initiate passive negging.
>comments about how she stands out to the friend, loud enough that she's meant to hear but she's not directly involved.
>her interest is captured by this point, someone's talking about her.
>it's not flattering, it's an off-the-cuff series of banter, riling up and aggrovating the woman because someone like her has never taken and never accepted someone like my character speaking to her in such a way.
>note: my character isn't rude, just cheeky. keeps pushing buttons, keeps pushing boundries, gets a tut or two as well as a gasp in shock at things said.
>she ends up slowly melting at the prospect of a roegadyn (tooting my own horn incoming) who isn't a meatheat, isn't untouchable, and actually has suitable IC hobbies.
>my character has picked up on this, tries her luck with a risky move to invite her back to her apartment
>yes.
>go back, show her around and they end up chatting some more over a glass or two of champers, tension quite clearly rising
>tension caused by me, as my character doesn't behave like a teenage boy and teases and works up the roe milf all whilst being humble/modest.
>floodgates at the end, throw all modesty out of the window and self boasting comes to play.
>things heat up, the woman at first is in denial talking to herself about how it's so wrong, how she's even this far with a mere privateer.
>fucked against the bookshelf minutes later.
>returns the next day, "I forgot my glasses"
>you can guess what happened again.

>>165815656
Calling out the edginess won't make anyone stop. If it really bugs you, polite disagreement really isn't the way to go about stopping it. Don't give (you)s, or better yet, just accept it as a part of the vernacular. Believe it or not, that's how a lot of "slurs" are on 4chan. 'fag' and 'nigger' are on par with 'Hello' and 'nice day' on this website and are as such to remove the shock value they hold. Your best bet is to just roll with it, you fucking tranny faggot.

>>165815103
>>165815239
>Naming mentally disturbed trannies
Could have just said 'no i cant name any'

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>jobsam

>>165815763
Hopefully the actual titles will be datamined soon. I'm curious what they've chosen for some of them. But it's also entirely likely that the titles are just Makai Fist, Golden Wolf etc

all the female characters that join our fc won't get on discord because they are "too shy" and tell us months later they are guys. nobody gives a shit about your gender. if you do this, stop immediately.

>>165815908
>meria
>cg
neither of those are trannies

>>165815796
SCH and WHM are healers, anon.
They don't even have good DPS skills like SMN or BLM does to make legit DPS.

>nutted to a lizer poster
i've made a mistake
help me

>>165815796
Know what I'd really like though?

An actual SUPPORT class.

But that's not gonna happen, is it?