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- All weapon types will be returning to Splatoon 2! This includes Splatlings and Sloshers.
- It has been confirmed that no supers from Splatoon 1 will be returning in the sequel. Check out the new supers on the Splatoon tumblr. http://splatoonus.tumblr.com/post/155902111001/interestingly-enough-all-of-the-special-weapons
- Splatoon 2 has been announced and is slated for a release date of Summer 2017! Watch the trailer here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qN4w5D2tzME
- The Switch will have paid online service - but it will remain free from the Switch's March 3rd launch through Fall 2017.
- The Inkling Girl and Inkling Boy are showing up as new characters in Mario Kart 8 Deluxe! They also sport new cars. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-2MrYlm-io
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first for Slosher Deco
>>165800158
forgot the link for the first news
http://splatoonus.tumblr.com/post/155899911016/the-tried-and-true-splattershot-hasnt-changed
First for lesbians!
>>165800158
Thanks.
>>165800303
>You know you said if you lost the Splatfest I could do "anything"?
>Uh... Did I really say that?!
>You did. Backstage. (Huge lie)
>Um... Either way-
>Just stick your tongue out.
>>165800831
Sorry, should be
>D.. Did I really say that?!
>>165800831
Thank you kind translator. Are you going to get Splatoon2?
>>165801051
he fucking better be
>>165801051
hoping to preorder switch and splatoon 2 as soon as i can
>>165801115
thanks anon
>>165801175
>preordering the Switch
>not waiting for the Splatoon/Switch bundle to be announced this summer
>>165801175
yay
>>165801257
this, though
>>165801257
>Missing the inevitable testfire
>>165801257
>>165801291
i don't want to wait 3 months to get my hands on a switch
I can't wait for /ink/ to blow up again like it used to during the Splatfests (if they even return)
honestly, that was my favorite partAnd who can forget post Splatfest /ink/
>>165801545
>post Splatfest /ink/
You mean when it got so shitty that it lead to a huge decrease in quality until a couple months ago to the point that almost all of the content creators left?
>Finally get back to S rank after losing a shitload of points from disconnecting (I would disconnect, play a few successful TW matches, try ranked again, disconnect, rinse and repeat for a while)
>Immediately got two fuckasses booyahing at spawn
Seriously?
>>165802681
>test connection in TW, it's fine
>DC in ranked
I hate that, yup.
>>165801545
I wonder what the next "final" splatfest will be if they return. Can't be Callie vs Marie again, we already know Marie is superior.
>>165803154
hopefully we won't have a final splatfest for a long long time with this new paid online stuff
>>165803154
>Final Splatfest
>Splatoon vs Splatoon 2
Friends with Octolings!
>>165790979anyone interested in seeing a full fic of this? considering it
>>165803606
I would
>>165803606yes
>>165803606only if it includes tentacle play
Squid idols are not for lewd. It's in their contract
>>165804067
That doesn't exclude them from being THICC
>>165804067
not true
>>165804180
stop posting this that pink inner tentacles grosses me out
it should stay white
>>165800158
I love Callie
>>165803670
>>165803738
thanks anonsthat artist was a terrible person but i still like that picture
>>165803829
maybe i'll get back to my tentacle play fic after i work on this one
>>165804180
this
>>165804498
>artist is a terrible person
what
>>165804498
>spoiler
What?
>>165804498
god speed anon
>>165803154
This isn't really a burn as much as being as bitch for no reason
>>165804475
tell me about itseriously do
>>165804709
thank you anon
>>165804796
this
>>165804584
>>165804649
>>165804294
It's true. Doujins lied to you.
If Callie & Marie were in our world, they wouldn't be allowed to date you. That's of course assuming you would stand out enough among millions of fans to be able to get close to them in the first place without getting beat up by Judd and their bodyguards
>>165804884
They're just pop stars, not actual idols. I hope the conditions of the idol industry improve someday though, that shit shouldn't be legal.
>>165804796
Treehouse made Marie more sarcastic than in the original Japanese
Not that I mind all that much
>>165804849
who even cares? it's a fictional race
>>165804849
oh, whoops, I misread it as you thinking that yuta was a terrible person.and there's nothing wrong with liking children. they can't control it. it's like being gay.
does anyone have who killed Marie pic?
>>165804990
>They're just pop stars, not actual idols
Are you on crack?
Also,
>wanting idoru to be as slutty and corrupted as American pop singers instead of innocent and pure
Would much prefer if we had some of that here where pop singers are practically encouraged to sluttify
>>165805078
>>165805219
It's extremely fucked up to prevent someone from having sex under threat of losing their job. Fuck you and your shitty purity fetish.
>>165805174
always
>>165804471
Oh god I just noticed this. Looks like digusting flesh.
>>165804849
There's lots of reasons to love Callie, there's the obvious of her optimistic outgoing charm, her energetic atmosphere, the fact that she can balance being fashionable and tomboyish.
Her being the better singer, being able to pull off balloon shorts, her athletic frame, her pure smile, her giant tentacles.
>>165805343
oh, it gets worse than that
>Occasionally, a Japanese publication will publish an exposé in which an idol is revealed to have a romantic partner, usually accompanied by grainy pictures of the idol kissing or holding hands with the partner. If the idol's agency cannot plausibly deny the allegation or explain away the evidence, the idol's career is badly damaged and sometimes comes to a quick end.
>>165803154
Spaghettis vs Woomies.
>>165805467
thank you anon, i always enjoy hearing about why other people love callie
almost all of that is true to the fullest extent
>>165805563
Spaghetti vsRavioli
>>165805682
spaghetti >>>> ravioli
>>165805682
Team ravioli here, spaghetti is for fags
>>165805730
>>165805771
ravioli is just bad pierogi which is just bad dumplings
>>165805771
I like you
>>165805343
No one is forcing you to be an idol
>>165805481
What if that's why Callie wasn't in the trailer
>>165805853
exactly
>>165805919
>No one is forcing you to be an idol
That's actually not true a lot of the time either
>>165805853
If it's bad at being bad then it's good now go back to you're buttered sketty Honey Boo Boo
I was alluding to these, but aright.
>>165805919
Isn't it something like the producers trick young girls in school with easy part time jobs or something, then they land themselves in a position they can't escape from?
>>165806132
These were my favourite.
>>165805919
idols often start out as young teenagers who may or may not have musical talent who, well... idolize idols, which isn't surprising due to the strict control that is imposed on them to give them the most positive public persona possible. they are not aware of the awful conditions that await them in the industry and just see it as a chance to finally accomplish their dreams before they are thrown into a world of strictness and cruelty. talent agencies basically make prey out of young teen girls.
but this is getting off-topic.
>>165806020
Let me rephrase. No one is forcing you to choose to audition for talent scouts who will make you sign a contract where you have to sing for teenaged and middle aged men but not let them touch you.
Most idols are girls who choose to go that route, knowing or not knowing the responsibility involved
>>165806026
Nah
>>165804180
Callie's thighs get me every time
Winter squid
>>165806338
That doesn't excuse the fact that it's fucked up to coerce girls into not having sex for the explicit purpose of catering to creeps with a purity fetish
and it STILL leads to the ridiculous tabloid stories about sex scandals that we have in the rest of the world
>>165806132
Now this is what i call art
need tiny callie
>>165808535
yes, more mini Callie
tfw
I'm excited for Splatlings in Splatoon 2 if they have the ability to hold a charge. I think it'll add a lot of depth to that class since you can come to a fight a bit more prepared instead of
>oh shit
>oh shit
>get this Sploosh off me, somebody
>help
>>165808862
don't post this anon it makes me sad SAD
>>165809454
Is it your birthday
>>165809606
you are 27 days off!!
goodnight callie
i love you
>>165810425
>>165809707
Happy early birthday anon
>>165809707
Oh okay
Me on the left
>>165811739
who's on the right?
>>165812329
a cute squid
>>165811739
Your left or our left?
>>165804471
>>165805404
Better?
I also toned down the blue-ish hue on Marie's hair, for the sake of consisntency.
I also did try to make a puffy sucker version.
With less than stellar results.
>>165812850
Stage left
Squib
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NF3rsbXQYjg
>>165813064
I want to touch a squib
>>165812903
Callie's arse and legs are still too fat.
Before you say anything thickfags, kill yourselves.
>>165813135
>>165813230
Not sexually I just wonder about the consistency
>>165805467
She's an all-round bitch and needs to die.
>>165805610
Eat shit and kill yourself.
>>165813354
Go to bed Marie, you're drunk
>>165813427
>>165813427
when did the CALLIE'S TENTACLES meme start
for the first few months it was about her not being snarky and having cooler hair
>>165813427
Choke on your futa dick and die Callie.
>>165813536
I wonder if Callie can sit on her tentacles or if it'd be painful
>>165813575
Since forever? Hers are clearly longer than any other squid we've seen
>>165813575
tentacles were always a thing, it started when we first saw Callie, seeing her love noodles dangle down to her ankles even though they were tied behind her head was a real talking point, now it's all about the meaty strands that hang from their heads
the longer and thicker the tentacle, the better the squid
>>165813870
Noodles huh
>>165814397
that's a comfy looking pen
>>165814397
her 24 inch pythons
>>165814472
Looks like a Uni-ball Signo UM-151 Gel, jetpens is a good shop if amazon is overpriced.
>>165814542
I'd let Calliemania run wild on me brother
>>165814697
>Uni-ball Signo UM-151 Gel
but is it better than a Pilot G-2?
>>165814854
Signos are smoother, the 153 Signo broad point is my favorite ballpoint
so i found out the clothes marie was wearing in the trailer were japanese funeral clothes
someone fucken died /ink/
>>165816429
Probably Captain Cuddlefish. The dude was pretty old.
>>165816429
But that's wrong
>>165816658
>>165816804
That's a very cute Callie picture thank you for posting it
>>165808894
But that's the tradeoff of splatlings' superior firepower.
Greetings from /owg/
>>165818385
I'm grateful Splatoon will never be as unbalanced as Overwatch.
>>165818503
true.
UNF
Is translation friend around
>>165818503
Seriously. Overwatch has less than 20 heroes (some of which play almost exactly the same) with zero loadout customisation, yet the balance is shit. Splatoon has eleventy million possible combinations of main and gear and yet everything (except stupid combos like ninja squid Hydra) is completely usable.
>>165819018
>Not chucking a bomb under his feet
Damn casuals.
>>165816429
To think the person that drew this and the other pictures was a buff guy. I'm still surprised at this fact
>>165820173
OW has a lot of core systems that really hurt it like the TTK being a billion years, tanks having the damage output of DPS, support being able to outheal DPS and universal movement speed in a class based shooter.
>>165820304
Nice Marie
is there anyone who'd want to squad up and help me reach S in ranked? I've been stuck at A+ 68~88 for the past couple days and i cant take playing with the randoms anymore
>>165820352
And shallow gameplay in general compared to Splatoon. It's all muscle memory and rushing point/base/whatever, with very little actual strategy, overpowered specials and slow comebacks.
And zero reprecussions for choosing your hero wrong, it's baisically 16-choice rock/paper/scissors where you can cheat. If you find yourself as Winston in Reaperland, you'll just switch to Soldier or Zen. If you find yourself with an Inkbrush in Carbonland, you'll have to get smarter that match.
>>165814854
hell yes.
>>165819693
he seems to have a fairly normal sleep schedule
>>165821020
you can do it anon! I believe in you!
I what the Carbon Roller will have?
>>165821086
Yeah after trying to take OW seriously for a while it really killed the game for me. They don't know how to fix their own game
>>165821815
Carbon will stop existing. Splat Roller now has Carbon's roll speed, if Carbon gets any faster it'll breach Octobrush territory.
>>165818238
except their firepower isn't even that much better than a Splattershot or a Splattershot Pro
the inability to fight in close quarters is too big a trade-off
>>165821969
Splat Roller has an acceleration time. They could make Carbon have a better base speed and slightly better max speed.
>>165822065
>Splattershot
More than twice the range.
>Pro
Vastly outdamages. Splatlings' 4-hit with Aerospray fire rate splats close to the magical 12-frame KO of blasters, Carbon, H3, Sploosh and 52, Pro at 19 is nowhere near that. And Hydra's full charge splats at 10 frames, the fastest KO in the game barring 99.9 H3 at 8.
Posting it again since it was buried at the end of the last thread and it's too cute to miss -
A bunch of the winning and losing animations from the Splatoon 2 demo:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WA21qYUzUG0
I don't have enough alcohol to get even a little bit drunk so I'm going to try sleeping instead
>>165823119
good night anon!
>>165823182
You too
Do we know if they still say woomy in the sequel?
Does anyone know where I can find lots of pictures ofsquid girls kissing?
Sorry if that's to lewd.
http://imgur.com/a/Xvt4b
http://imgur.com/a/9dn9u
my favorite imgur albums.
>>165823382
They seem to have mixed old and new sounds, so probably yes.
Haven't played Splatoon in over a year, is it worth picking back up again, or has it died down to the point where I should wait until 2?
>>165824830
if you have it, replay is to derust, the playerbase is still strong
>>165823867
What a total sicko.
STOP GIVING ME 90002 ERRORS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>165824990
>Still
When was it ever strong?
>>165825942
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
don't do that
i want to draw squids
>>165826306
what kind of squid? my squid?
>>165826306
Try Octolings
>>165825975
you can find games with around a minute of queue time
>ywn snuggle with a cute spaghetti
>ywn undo his tentacle bun
>>165826789
And how many are moonrunes
>>165808535
WAIT, did you see how big Judd is?
THe squids mightn't be pocket size, but they're probably only a couple feet tall.
>>165827196
Well its been my first game in months and only 7 of me team mates were Japs
>>165827250
one of the ink scrolls say they can jump up to 5 feet, and you can just jump over another squids head
>>165827539
>>165827250
I always used the power outlets as scale
>>165827584
maybe feet has a different measurement to them, but thats just what i go with
>>165827584
>Kettles: Massive
>Other animals: Massive
>Marie's tits: Massive
>Things made by squids: Normal size
Imma bet...
>>165828331
>power outlets
>pretty fuckin big but not like giant
Best things in our known universe:
>Callie's personality
>Callie's cuteness
>Callie's tentacles
I wonder what it could all mean
>>165823081
Love them
>>165827295
So not really that strong.
>>165829464
really makes you think...
>>165829464
All those best things but still no Splatfest win.
Trying to rip the gif from Twitter, but this is its thumbnail
source: https://twitter.com/SplatoonJP/status/821282278689030144
>>165830775
twitter gifs aren't actually gifs, they're videos for some reason. even if it's uploaded as a gif, it gets converted
>>165830919
Dammit.
Yeah I'm seeing now it's an MP4.
Oh well.
>>165830775
>Reports of a small cat resembling Judd have arrived. Could they be Judd's child?! Or, his brother?! Perhaps they'll both use the flags... For the past two years, we thought that Judd was the sole mammal on the planet. Now we're wondering what happened during those two years... By all means, this mystery deserves an answer!hes so cute
>>165830775
>>165831160
>it's alive
i thought it was a plushie
guys
callie is mai waifu
>>165831229
me too... I still don't trust it...
>>165831229
same
>>165831524
interesting i guess, maybe you could give us a peek at her in spla2n
IlikeMarie and want tohelp her be the best she can be, but IloveCallie and want tohold her hand and watch her sleep
>>165832226
I think your opinions are terrible.
>>165830775
>Scroll down
>See this
>>165832370
rude
>>165832425
Anyone else read the winkileaks release about the zapfish recovery two years ago?
So much stuff is hidden I can't make sense of it.
Who was even piloting the octo weapons? The agent being interviewed said "I can't tell what was in there, by the time I wiped the ink from my eyes all I could see was a few small tentacles dropping into the ground. But the large tentacles with the green cross on them looked a lot like [REDACTED]"
Could it have been the same octarian they fought for the great zapfish?
>>165832748
roleplaying is going to get you a bullet
>>165832748
It doesn't matter who pilots them, we know that they stole zapfish to power these machines. Not only they posed a threat to our society, they also lead to several inkling deaths when they stole several zapfish that acted as power sources for respawn points. They had to be brought down, and they were, courtesy of our turf wars-honed navy.
Fruity Pebbles vs Cocoa Pebbles.
Left Twix vs Right Twix is the final splatfest.
Plays vs Movies
Squid rings vs squid ink noodles
Sounds of Rain vs Silence
Left Boob vs Right Boob
>>165834207
>>165834293
>>165834367
>>165834945
>>165835127
>>165835232
Clean sweep!
>>165833967
>they also lead to several inkling deaths when they stole several zapfish that acted as power sources for respawn points
They didn't know the spawn points where active. They probably didn't even know that they were in common use.
This thread is quite lacking in the Marie worshiping, where did all the Maire fags go?Post Squids in Bunny suits please
>I can either get the Switch on March 3rd or get on a bus to go to VGC Regionals in Collinsville IL
>>165836184
Go to VGC
>>165836220
I have a pre-order
>>165836259
I'm sure you can pick it up the next day.
>>165836297
I wouldn't get back until the 6th.
>>165836174
Just for you anon
>>165836067
Not knowing the rules doesn't spare you from respinsibility.
>>165836414
Urggh
Marie in a Bunny suit is pure heaven
>>165836713
Indeed
>>165832748
...Has anyone ever explained the existence of the Zapfish? IIRC the Great Zapfish was confirmed stolen, but the smaller ones were never explained.
Did the Octarians already have the regular Zapfishes? If so, was DJ Octavio a false-flag operation in order to justify stealing ALL of the Zapfishes?
>>165824329
>Special Consumption
Okay so what is this
>>165838875
They added it as another way to balance weapons a while back.
>>165839867
So low good, high bad?
Is it just for specials or subs too?
>>165830170
Strong in finding players yes. Strong in finding westerners no
>>165839962
Just specials, it's how much special charge you lose when you die.
Ear touching is the most lewd act possible
>>165841634
Sucker touching is lewder
>>165842072
Censor this filth
>tfw you find your ultimate shitter ability combination.
Now i too can be a complete asshole.
>>165842495
What is it?
So what shirt abilities are recommended for Zink Splatling?
I'm using Ink Resistant on my shoes, with running speed slots, and running speed headgear.
>>165842659
Run speed. The Striped Rugby is a good pick since Special Charge Up subs means faster bubblers.
>>165842809
Do I really need that much run speed?
>>165842624
3 damage, 3 defense, 3 special saving.
I was premature in declaring ultimate however since damage and defense don't actually do anything worthwhile, in truth defense is having absolutely no impact whatsoever i might as well swap it out. Ink saving was also a bust since my playstyle doesn't warrant it.
The search continues, next stop speed town choo choo.
>>165842878
Splatlings in general work best with tons of run speed. Makes you a much harder target to hit which is important with you having a charge cycle between bursts. Plus you claim turf at a faster pace as well which helps you charge bubbler and turf control is a top priority in all modes.
>>165843212
Would I get a better effect from one main or three subs if I already have a main and three subs?
>>165843692
Three subs is slightly less then a main but it's close enough. The difference between 1 main 6 subs and 2 mains 3 subs is only 1% in favor of the 2 main build.
>>165836259
If you preordered at Gamestop, you can pay it off in full in advance. Then give the receipt to a family member you can trust and ask them to pick it up on that date for you.
>>165845719
Yeah, if you have the rewards card you should give that to them too as it should have your information on it too.
>>165800293
WHERE IS THE SPLATTYJ!?
>>165819018
Got any showing off the stingray thing?
>>165826306
look at this squid
>>165829970
ive seen those faces before how do you make them?
post COOL inklings (or octolings maybe)
Is Callie kill?
>>165826306
Please.
>>165846665
She's busy
https://twitter.com/splatoonjp/status/821282278689030144
Mini-Judd is surprisingly small
>>165846379
>>165851249
>cool
>scared shitless
Anyone else miss rainmaker, and tower control on saltspray? I really don't understand why they stopped rainmaker on rig, it was pretty hard to dunk.
I also miss the 30 second rainmaker games on skatepark.
since pants are a thing now, what kind of pants are you putting on your squid or hoping they appear once the game comes outor are you leaving your squid with the lewd basic bike shorts?
Is raping squids a crime?
>>165853068
fishnet pants or sling bikini
>>165849280
Very cute!
https://twitter.com/O_masuta/status/821381596552925185
>>165826306
>>165853068
are the spats the same or more tight and short? spats are love and i want to have a really nice outfit for my splattyj
>>165853068
Short shorts. Please Nintendo, I beg you ;_;
>>165853739
>>165849280
Why did we need mini judd? It looks kinda shit and judd is better off living the single life then getting stuck with a kid/clone.
>>165852915
Saltspray RM was indeed hard to dunk, but it was baisicallie "who moved several inches further after the arrowed wall". Very similar to Flounder's base entrance, but not as fun. Now TC there was awesome, especially when it came back that one time because we now had sloshers instead of Lunas.
>>165853917
>>165852915
Rig was just a great stage and is fun in every mode for different reasons. I know Walleye is often touted as the best at everything but Rig is up there.
>>165853068
No pants.
>>165853884
Guess we'll find out. It's very strange that another mammal would appear when there was only Judd left before, and one that looks exactly like him at that.
Maybe Judd clones himself or something similar? They said ingame that he's been aroundfurever, didn't they? And animals don't live forever.
>>165854108
Finally the nyes will get the loving they deserve.
>>165853068
Gotta keep the spats. Skirts are welcomed though.
>>165853917
I liked TC, because it was so small.
I think I might have found my way into a meme lobby because I just played Splat Zones Mahi Mahi with 3 chargers on both teams and a Jet Squelcher on the enemy team. I was a Slosher. We won but that was one helluva strange match and I wonder how people made it happen on solo q. RNG at it's finest
>>165857574
I've been playing against a team of three Luna Neos and a Kelposcope. The lag is real.
>>165852915
Wasn't Saltspray RM removed because people were taking it somewhere unretrievable up by the crane?
>>165859005
Not irretrievable I think it was just really hard to break. Broke through it once myself in ranked.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qD5HCu1PUF4
>>165861348
To add, I tried to find a video showing the exact situation but that was as close as I could find. There was a way to get the rainmaker in its bubble form on that swinging platforming that made it very difficult to retrieve if the enemy team guarded it well and with beakons.
>>165859005
>>165861646
There's multiple maps that have places you can leave the RM and keep it away from the other team, though. Like Camp Triggerfish you can put it on the wall near mid, and Walleye the ledge above the closed area to the right. I never played Saltspray RM but would that really be the reason?
>well, lets see how Splatoon holds up
>pick TW
>match starts
>opponents team has ink everywhere
>it keeps happening even when I paint turf
Damn, when did the hackers begin popping up?
>>165861646
why not just remove the crane? they've removed so many things from other stages
someone post that japanese video with the charger that goes over most of the map
hello /ink/!
Do people still play online?
>>165866567
I use to squad with friends fairly regularly. Most of them don't play anymore and I dropped off for awhile but I'm back in. Waiting on the RM rotation coming up on my "relearning the game" alt.
>>165866567
Yes, and they're all Japanese...24 hours a day. Splatoon 2 will sell Switches in Japan.
>>165866567
My friends rarely play now a'days so I swim in the sea of gooks.
>just played a ranked match against an e-shitter, hydra, and pesky as fucking hell carbon while my team is lacking in the long range department
>they manage to get it down to 2 while we're still sitting at fucking 96
>mfw we pull the anchors out of our pants and land a tight victory
>>165832226
Holy shit, all of this.
>>165867236
was one of those shitty long range lacking super fags on your team named MOJO! ?
>yfw switching out Micro SD cards to savescum is a thing on switch
>>165868993
Nah, it was 3 gooks and engrish named tazz.
>>165869098
>>165868993
Whoops, mean 2 gooks.
>>165869098
ah ok. i actually just had a match like that like 30 minutes ago. i think i had a cherry H3 or something gay like that
>>165869394
Today's ranked matches have been surprisingly decent. Even SZ which I fucking hate.
>>165869991
>jump back in for some RM action
>AerosprayMG on my team
>FUCKING AEROSPRAY
>while the team gets bubbly bucket and aggressive carbons
>lose
FUCKING FUCK
smokin
cute and beautiful... how does she do it
>>165870663
Dammit anon, that image made me crack up and reopen a cut on my lip.
>>165870663
>fastest solo shield pop in the game without using specials
>seeker rolling out a red carpet for your carrier (including itself) and scaring the living shit out of enemy one
>turfs so fast it may as well be an inkzooka main
>slipperiest little shit in the world
>very likely wears ink resist plus a ton of speed and/or defense up, prime rainmaker carrier
You can't just shit on MG boiz.They have the tools to do their job, your job is to make sure they do it by keeping carbons dead. Tri-Slosher is an easy matchup for Aero, saying that as both TSN and AeroMG main.
>>165871802
>7 straight losses of literal retards making C rank tier mistakes
I may not be using caps and sound completely calm but right now I'm beyond mad.
>>165871802
mg is amazing i just use this set for sz tc instead of rm
>>165873574
>wearing all that defense to make sure you don't get killed
>wearing haunt and comeback that rely on you getting killed
Just why.
>one win
S+99 here I come
>>165874412
>inb4 disconnect
>>165874253
are you familiar with the idea of "harm reduction", or, the concept that even though a situation is preventable, it may happen anyway?
>>165874253
Comeback makes sense, because they are wearing the defense, not their teammates, and being harder to kill while being alone is valuable. Haunt makes less sense.
>one loss
that's enough for today...
>>165874253
comeback is for a bit of speed if i do die to get back in quicker and haunt gives a small def and off buff i thought so it was more def and i dont care if they find me
>>165874885
meant for you too >>165875684
>>165875826
I was confusing Comeback with Tenacity. It's been too long since I've used either.
I heard clothing doesn't have stats/abilities any more, thank fuck.
Are they dropping that altogether or are they moving stats to something else?
>>165876370
Where did you hear this? A lot of stuff hasn't been officially translated or shown but the thing I've heard was that abilities aren't hard locked to certain clothes anymore.
>>165876370
I think that was a mistranslated tweet saying that pants won't have abilities.
>>165876370
>>165876528
Well we know skills still exist in some form.
>>165876370
Look at the stats on the superjump screen in any of the videos. They all have different clothes but same baisic IR/QR/SpS build.
>>165875684
forgot to add that haunt is good when i do die so it helps team find the guy too. its a good support load
Hows everyone else doing tonight
>>165877483
Waiting for more Splatoon2 information.
>>165877740
translate this weebs
>>165853917
The only mode i hated in rig was splat zones. A team that is able to hold the center effectively becomes extremely difficult to remove to the point where they practically win.
>>165878021
get good
>>165877942
Google translate tells me
>It's been two years already...
>What are you doing while we're shooting?!
>>165878063
NO FUCK THAT MODE AND MAP COMBINATION. IT'S THE ONLY COMBINATION THAT TRIGGERS THE SHIT OUT OF ME. I EVEN PREFER MORAY TOWERS SZ
>>165878791
As a charger boy I like it
>>165877483
PlayingMetro 2033
>>165878021
They really should have added a second splat zone to the bottom area of Salt Spray Rig, in my opinion, just to get people away from the top area.
>>165878791
>implying Moray SZ isn't the single best combination in the game
>>165877483
Playing Splatoon with a friend
>>165852915
>>165853917
>>165854098
was Rig removed or something?
>>165879931
>>165879147
>>165877740
Naisu
Do you think they'll add any new modes? Or change the existing ones at all?
>>165877740
>>165877942
initially decided not to do a layout but realized i was sick enough of the dead callie trend to justify it
>>165877483
i put on one of those charcoal peel face masks and i looked like i was in a minstrel show for 40 mins, my skin is baby soft now though
kinda wanna play splatoon now but it's midnight and the TV is in the kitchen
>>165880475
Thank you kind anon
>>165880139
As long as they keep Rainmaker I'm happy but new modes would be welcomed.
>>165880705
>Putting your TV in the fridge
night night /ink/
>>165880760
1hp, curling bombs only, friendly fire enabled
>>165880747
no problem
>>165882048
Good night
>>165882059
OrRanked Turf War
>>165882523
That's called Splatzones
>capn cuttlefish is kill
>great zapfish is kill
place your bets now /ink/
>>165882759
I bet Callie will be even cuter in 2
>>165882689
Rather just turf war with rank attached to it. Imagine the elation or salt of a .1% win/lose with rank points attached to it. It would be fun.
>>165882921
and they said it wouldn't be a sequel!
>>165882935
Do you remember last few splatfests? Ranked turf war just doesn't work.
>>165884670
But it did work.
>>165884670
yes it does
tell that to all the official competitions across japan last year
Two years ago, as the last Splatfest concluded, it was decided to preserve Marie's beauty for much longer than lifespan would allow. She was put in a refrigerated chamber (squids are cold-blooded, they only need ~10 degrees centigrade and nothing else to enter deep hibernation) and put on a display in Museum d'Alfonsino as a specimen of a perfect inkling. Callie meanwhile tried pursuing solo career, but it took a huge toll on her, and coupled with Cuttlefish's death, both her physical and mental health are in awful condition, she's dry as a desert right now.
Marie was recently thawed out to announce the new Turf Wars leauge. It was planned that she returns to being an exhibit in the museum after it, but this time she refused, afraid of changes happening around her without her knowing, and ran away to Octo Valley knowing inkling police will never show their heads there.
>>165884670
Those were painful, but only because you were sort of forced to grind out a certain number of matches. In terms of being actually challenging fights, they did the job.
>>165885512
sonic fanfic/10
>>165883728
We are truly living in the golden age of squid based video games.
anyone want to squid squad
>>165887334
NNID?
>>165888230Ponyboy
>>165888787
Like from The Outsiders
>>165888787
Why do you still do the spoiler shit? Request sent
I really hate hovering at around S0-5.
>>165889175
don't wanna shit up the thread
I added you back so if you want to twin squad up tonight let me know -- i doubt we find two more
>>165889719
Do you want to squad now?
>>165889835
yup i'm on and jus played a match to get warmed up -- i'll set up the twin squad
>>165889879
Sorry got to go now. Thanks for the games.
Fresh Callie
I'm still wondering how good of a "sequel" Splatoon 2 will be, as opposed to just an updated re-release of the original engine.
After all, not only does the single player campaign feel like an entirely different game compared to the hectic online multiplayer, but the only interaction between the two modes is just weapon unlocks. At no point does the plot come up in relation to multiplayer, not even in the Squid Sister's level dialogue. In short, the only noteworthy thing the first Splatoon possesses is its competitive metagame.
Don't get me wrong, I'm getting the game day one, but still.
>>165893224
Also fresh Cinnamon
anyone wanna twin squad? these gooks and westerns rather ragequit than finish the game with a loss
>>165893365
cinnamon woomy is lewd,LEWD!
>>165893707
No Cinnamon is my pure daughteru not for lewds
>>165893707
I want to agree with you but still no lewds.
>>165893810
Yet she's humping that HD Rumble.
>>165893820
Never ever
>>165893565
I'm back from doing stuff so I'm down to squad
>>165894089
oh good whats your NNID? ill set the twin squad
PURE
>>165894409
>>165893820
>still no lewds
>>165894143Godzillabean
>>165894545
sent
>>165893365
>>165893365
The new squid girl's haircut reminds me of Rachel McAdams in True Detective Season 2
>>165894531
Eh, suggestive but not lewd.
woooooooooooo team sprinkler
>>165894531
Just a childish prank
DEAD GAME
>>165896724
iktf man
Anyone wanna squad? I used to play squads with everyone here, and haven't in a while.
>>165896767
>im the one late night texting woomy
>>165896767
now THAT is a cute picture
I usually associate squids with childlike exuberance. Their mannerisms, their clothes, their sports and everything else could all be considered a celebration of life. But this picture shows a squid, without a smile, with that thousand-yard stare, with a cell phone in her hand, in the dark, and it illustrates a much different scene than what we're used to.
I love the frown. It's not a sad frown but it is more aloof, bored, tired.
Overall rating: 8.465/10.000
gonna stop for now, thanks for playing bean
>>165897218
Thank you for carry sprinkler boy
>>165896872
I'm free now. NNID?
goodnight callie
i love you
i wonder how many new gun types are we getting now
>>165898549
>four in a row lamp
Squad?
NNIDfrozenpandaman
>>165899959
I sent a request
>>165898903
qt
>>165900308
i accepted, lobby will be up once i finish the news
>>165900478
>>165900308
actually gimme 5 mins, sorry
>e-liter locks down the right aisle the entire game
>our one long-ranged person doesn't take care of him, completely ignoring the area
well that's one way to lose
I am really, really going to miss the gamepad.
Pressing X frequently just to get a heads up won't be nearly the same.
>>165902369
I wont
>>165902349
Expect nothing of your teammates and you can never be disappointed
loving HYPE!'s hacks
WOW GET FUCKED
>>165902804
It was alright and hopefully people can't hack in Splatoon2
>>165902804
sorry i'm playing like shit
These ranked maps are the fucking worst kill me
down for more? i might octobrush for bit
>>165902897
>towers and mahi mahi tc
Thanks for the games but I'm done now
>>165903215
yeah, didn't realize it was TC
ggs, sorry i was shit
haven't played for a while
>>165903250
It's alright man we both can't lose rank so don't worry
>Connection has been lost
oh well, last one for me. ggs
Goodnight /ink/ I love you
>>165902349
Port Mackerel? I fucking hate that stage.
Are you ready to riot if Splatoon 2 doesn't have the Ika Musume outfit?
Does savescumming still werk
>>165906237
That reminds me
Are we seriously starting all over? No previous clothes unlocked or weapons?
>>165907379
it's been 2 years and we're playing as a new squid
>>165906857
Don't do it fag, have some self respect.
>>165906857
Don't need to, now rerolls are way cheaper.
WAIT WILL SPLATOON 2 HAVE SQUIDJUMP?
I want to protect Marie's purity from internet perverts
>>165910738
You cannot stop me or my sexually explicit thoughts.
>>165910894
Yes, I can
>>165911007
Looking up Marie's dress in game right now.
Try and stop me..
>>165910738
Of course she's pure, I wouldn't have married her if she wasn't.
How effective and useful is Quick Respawn?
Snipers better be removed from Splatoon 2
This shit will be laggy as fuck, splattering freeze frame because you think it's a good idea to play while at school lunch break, fuck I can see it happening
>>165911970
People will still complain about whichever weapon outranges them though.
RIP Callie
It seems that we're dead yet again.
good morning /ink/!
>>165921484
good morning anon
Marie is best breast
>Use Minigun
>Every enemy uses Luna Blasters and other close range weapons
>Switch to Luna Blaster
>All enemies are using E- Liters
This is fucking ridiculous. Why can't I get a break with this game?
>>165921676
>callie has the cutest smile, she is the purest of both squids and is the kindest, she really makes me happy
>marie has nice boobs
>>165921806
Just because someone wanted to post tits instead of waifu worshiping, doesn't mean the waifu is any less then other. Someone could easily postt a similar image of Callie with the same phrase.
And besides both Sisters are fabulous bother personality wise and physically. But are loved for different reasons, it just depends on how people want to treat their waifus in a way I guess.
>>165922019
>taking a post this seriously
>>165922115
I didn't I just wanted to post my autism and someone to reply to me.
I'm sorry.
>>165922019
But Mariefags only post about tits.
>>165922210
And Calliefags only post "I love Callie so much!!!1"
At least everyone can enjoy tits.
I'm honestly just reply because I want to see more pictures of both.
>>165922368
>>165922660
You got any of Callie making Marie smile?
This will literally be the next big hit like Splatoon, prepare them ARMS general threads.
>>165922964
I hope so. It does look pretty neat. I wonder if motion on or off will be better?
>>165922779
>lost my S+
>>165924296
You can get it back anon. I believe in you!
I want tohug /ink/
>>165907379
I'm pretty sure I've seen a couple of old pieces in the videos and screenshots.
>>165906237
yes sir
>>165924296
S+ isn't fun anyway. Get yourself something weird like Corocoro or Bamboo and chill out in S.
>we never got Tower Records gear
>>165925227
Holy shit
>Nintendo deliberately spacing out game releases so they don't flood the market with games on release then have a drought
>They had to choose between splatoon or BoTW as a launch title
>We end up waiting for splatoon so the fucking normies can get their zelda game, keeping the system popular
To be fair it is clever, they'll sell a bunch of consoles at launch, then later again when they release splatoon, and still get the splatoon sales well in time for christmas
>>165922964
On a HTC Vive, maybe.
On an inside out tracking system, or even on a dead reckoning? It'll be a "Tap the controller slightly and you'll trigger a punch" shit.
>>165923006
>Wagglewear
>Motion off
Nigga
>>165906237
For boys too right?
>>165926860
It's already confirmed to have non-motion controls. It's a real fighting game
>>165923006
I think they said you can turn motion off
>>165926759
they picked Zelda because we've been waiting for it since they e3 2014. Splatoon doesn't even look 100% complete from what we've seen.
>>165926759
I think you're reading into it too much.But this wait is indeed painful.
>>165922964
needs many more characters to be the next Splatoon as well as confirmation a control option for non-wagglers
You can play Splatoon for hours and be unfit but if you play arms you'll at the very least get strong wrists depending on how subtle a movement will do
>>165926973
hopefully
I hope the Splatoon 1 box art boy and girl show up in 2's single player as trainers or something.
>>165926973
Seriously? Non motion? Fuck.
Wondering how you could pull that off, I was seriously thinking "Well this actually looks like a game that you actually need motion controls to play, and wouldn't be easier on a regular gamepad."
So much for that.
Wonder what the skill difference will be between motion and non-motion?
The advantage, I should say.
>>165927050
Reggie basically said this. But still, >>165927034's right, looks like they've only recently started splat 2, I wouldn't be surprised if the single player's script is even finalized.
I mean, the demo build looked like it had been translated in a couple days, at best.
>>165927359
Think they have part-time jobs yet?
>>165927446
I bet it just uses the sticks to curve hits.
>>165927446
You probably just punch with the triggers and curve with the analog. It's less weird than having to draw with the analog in W101 (which Kamiya says is his preferred controls)
Is this game never on sale? I want it and the amiibos but this game has only dropped like $10. With the switch coming out it almost seems pointless to buy it
>>165927791
you can always pirate.
Marie is a murderer! I still love her though!
I was able to play at the demo. Let me tell you, that Splat Dualies are fun as fuck and I can see the dev team giving this particular weapon a lot of love with different load outs or modifications. The Splattershot is the same as it was but with a new special, which actually doesn't feel like trash, is quick, and fits its basic playstyle.
It feels like they nerfed the rollers a tad. The sub they give you is kinda bad and so is the special. But that's only in the demo. They will switch it up with different loadouts.
>>165911437
>Looking up Marie's skirt
To see what, her non-revealing shorts?
Honestly, the Squid sisters outfits are more conservative looking than a lot of the other outfits the Squid kids in the plaza can wear. Some fanart just gives them more cleavage or camel toe than in the game or official art
>>165911593
>implying you have the money for Marie to even consider marrying you and ending her career
>>165928494
>Implying she's a vapid, money-obsessed whore like Callie
>>165929037
Is being alive painful for you?
So are Slosher's and Brushes coming back? I enjoyed them.
>>165929473
At first devs said that Shooters, Chargers, Rollers, and Splatlings were in, they then later said that Blasters and Sloshers would also come back. Still nothing on Brushes.
Who where not choosing a new hairstyle? Short hair woomies are cute, but I prefer default. The spaghetti hairstyles are neat though.
>>165930049
It depends on what else they have. Default is my favorite for now though.
>>165929604
They didn't explicitly say blasters are coming back, so they may be brushed off as a shoter class.
>>165929037
Callie is too sentimental for her own good
Marie don't want no scrub
>>165894531
To be honest, this would be the perfect time to pull Cinnamon's spats down.
>>165930318
One day
>>165930049
I only played with the woomy as I found that hairstyle to be the more expressive one. I will try them all out for myself though and go from there.
>>165928197
You can't stop the roll!
I'm glad you got a chance to play it, anon
>>165930049
I'll probably go with the longest spaghetti style they have
Since we know Towers is back in I wonder if we'll get a completed Hammerhead Bridge in Splatoon 2?
>>165932393
I was always bad at the map, so if it comes back I hope they "finish" it and make it more open
>>165932489
the secret is to stay on the upper tier instead of memeing around on the ground
It's like Flounder Heights: whoever has control of top/mid has control of the map
This is objective fact and anybody attempting to dispute this should be disregarded:
God Tier:
Camp
Resort
Good Tier:
Rig
Bridge
Underpass
Okay Tier:
Studio
Warehouse
Skatepark
Dome
Museum
Heights
Bad Tier:
Pit
Depot
Towers
Shit Tier:
Port
Mall
>>165937168
God Tier:
Underpass
Heights
Resort
Good Tier:
Bridge
Dome
Skatepark
Okay Tier:
Studio
Warehouse
Skatepark
Museum
Camp
Rig
Pit (ranked)
Bad tier:
Depot
Port
Mall
Pit (turf wars)
Fuck Off Tier:
Towers
guys
i want to look deep into callies eyes and kiss her
>>165938634
I want to play 1 2 Switch while staring into Marie's eyes
>>165937168
>>165937571
I think Mall is "ok"
>>165938829Why fuck isn't 1 2 Switch the Wii Sports of the Switch?
RIP Booyah Base
>>165939946
because Nintendo is determined to extract every cent they can while giving the least possible
>>165940020
we might see it in the story mode. I doubt they'll just up ticks and give no reason even as simple a one as we wanted to keep it fresh
>>165940225
Delete this right now young man
>you will never be this anon
feels bad man
>>165942056
>>165942056
Callie sure is tall
>>165942056
how snug do you think it would be?
>>165943848
snug as fug
>>165942056
>she does this and gives you a hug at the same time
>she snuggles you like this at night
hnnnnnng
>>165946465
Naisu
>>165946465
quality kahntentyour "doodle" style is freaking adorable by the way
>>165946465
>TENTACLES THIS THICK
FORBIDDEN
I wonder if any old human tech is still around. I mean, Splatoon is set...10,000 years after humanity kicked the bucket, right? There should be some stuff left, either on Earth or in space.
>>165946465
every picture of callie's tentacles you draw adds another 5 years to my lifespan
>>165947547
The sunken scrolls had a picture of a human skeleton and a WiiU so I would think so.What if Octo tech is repurposed human tech since they would be the most likely to find human tech living underground and all.
>>165947547
Would the fax machine count?
>>165947547
>>165948071
>>165948331
do you think ARMS fits into the Splatoon timeline?
>>165949427
Space adventures with Callie and Fug would be awesome
>>165949427
i dont know if this is a reference to something but thanks
Wait a minute when did the general came back? what happened?
>>165951225
Splatoon 2 was shown
>>165951225
Splatoon 2 hype and /ink/ stacks Quick Respawn
>Was S rank when I stopped playing
>Don't want to play ranked again now because I know I'll rank down to B
>>165951225
This happened
https://youtu.be/qN4w5D2tzME
>>165951432
I'm in the same boat with S+ but I started an alt a few days ago and it has been fun ranking back up. Currently at S rank. Maybe try making an alt to "relearn" the game?
>>165948637
Not enough info yet. But F-Zero timeline can fit with some tweaking. It is set in 26th century, and global warming already raised the water level enough that Earth is now called Big Blue, and New York had to be moved inward. Other semi-natural phenomenon like the Lightning area suggest that humans continue to wreck their planet to the point where it's practically uninhabitable, and aliens (including pic related), mutants (hence Mute City) and space tech left behind explain such a quick evolution and formation of both inkling and octarian civilisations. Also, fax machine now recieves faxes from actual people in space.
What perks go well with the Berry Splatterpro?
Who else here played a girl in Splatoon but is switching over in 2 now that boys can have hair that isn't awful?
>>165955595
No. Woomy for life.
i want to cum on callie's tentacles
>>165956262
Why anon?
Well since the localization team wants to change the name "Tenta-Missiles", what should we change it to?
Good night, /ink/
>>165956101
This
>>165956884
Good night anon
>>165942056
>>165955595
>>165956101
I played a boy and now I'll play an even more stylish boy
>>165955253
>a LITTLE Damage Up (emphasis on a little)
>Run Speed
>Ink efficiency of your choice
>bomb range up
>>165957424
Is one sub enough strength?
>>165956775
Sexdecuple missiles
>>165956467
i really love callie, and i also love her tentacles
i think that it would be really hot to see the stark contrast of the white cum running down her black tentacles
those reasons sound shallow but the deeper ones have to do with any kind of sex, not specifically cumming on tentacles
>>165957518
Some people like using enough to get 99.9 damage on two hits so it can get easy support kills. I personally don't think the extra damage comes in use often enough to warrant it.
>>165957518
Should be but I run 3 because there's a Squidforce shirt with Run Speed main
>>165955595
here
Where does food come from in Inkoplolis
>>165959013
the sea
nintendo fired the music team and you have you pick a any musical act to score Splatoon 2 go
I might pick Lone
>>165959157
Hideki Naganuma, or Mutato Muzika
>>165959593
I don't want to
>>165959013
Kelp Dome. Don't skip the news.
>>165960223
I don't want to learn English*
FTFY
>>165959157
GiIvaSunner
kek
Did anyone manage to see what this post was about? I just got home.
>>165963385
Guess I should say that it was deleted.
>>165963385
>>165963459
They accidentally reposted the vertical roller flick again.
>>165953835
Seriously, I'm glad that Japanese comics and video games don't follow the same trend that American comics and games do where they suffer from crossoveritis.
Yeah, there are cross over games like Smash, Mario & Sonic and Project X-Zone, but these crossovers are a little more tongue in cheek and are keenly aware that each game series represented is its own stand alone universe or are just tongue in cheek. Just cause the Squid girl and boy are in Mario Kart doesn't mean they take place in the same fictional universe or anything, it's just for fun.
My favorite Western comic hero is the Flash, but I can't read Flash comics without having to go through scenes that remind me that Flash exists in the same universe as Cyborg and Superman and is in the Justice League so in order to understand what they're talking about I gotta read not only Flash number whatever but also read Superman #who gives a shit and Justice League #who the fuck cares and if I don't like that one series DC or Marvel did, too fucking bad, because I'm gonna be bombarded with references to it cause it's now canon.
At least the Japs tend to respect the concept of stand alone universes and franchises.
>One team can hold the Splat zone more than the other and still lose
Why the fuck is this allowed
>>165964061
your fault for losing the zone. I actually really like now Splatoon's counters work
>>165964473
>The other team shouldn't be punished for losing the zone to begin with but I should be because I was better than them
Why
>>165963883
I meant "fit in" as in "can but doesn't necessarily need to". Like Kirby's Shiver Star that can technically cross it over with every single franchise taking place on Earth, from Splatoon to Europa Universalis to Gran Turismo, but it'd have zero impact on either of them.
I still don't really grok the penalty timer calculations.
>>165963809
Oops. Thanks anon.
>>165963385
thanks for reminding me that the Tumblr app has notifications! This'll be really useful for the splatoonus account
>>165959157
A ska band, but they have to squidvoice. No matter what it has to be squidvoice.
>>165963378
damn even his inkling looks salty
>>165966901
anon did a nice job screen capping that
I haven't played in months. I'mLevel 17.
What weapons are the best and what abilities go with them?
Also is this unstable connection shit like an everyday thing? I got into B+ today and keep going from 30 to 5 to 30 again because of DCs
>>165968667
>Also is this unstable connection shit like an everyday thing?
I used to always get that until I switched to ethernet. I'm pretty sure it was my router's fault because one since switched back to wifi with a new router and everything's been hunky dory.
>>165968667
Use whatever weapon suits you best honestly.
>>165968894
>ethernet
I've been blaming it on the amount of japs I've been getting, but yeah I do use WiFi.
>>165968929
I moreso meant what are the better weapons for each type of weapon, but it seems like Splattershots have been working well for me.
>>165968667
kek, I reached lv 20 the second or third day after the game released
>>165969097
>splattershot
there you go, anon.
>>165969280
Well, which abilities go well with the Splattershots, and what kind of gear should I be on the lookout for?
I've already got a pair of the red converse with ink res coming, so i should be set on shoes.
>>165969513
I always use at least one Ink Saver ability with splatter shots, I find they run out of ink too quick otherwise.
>>165969513
>two teammates disconnect
>still lose full rank points for losing
>FULL (Full)
>>165969971
Ain't it crazy?
>>165969513
I personally love tons of run speed paired with some swim speed, damage up and ink resistance. Great mobility for strafing and maintaining turf control.
>>165969971
Didn't mean to reply there
>>165969513
run speed and swim speed is what seems to work well for the gooks
>>165969513
>>165969945
The main gun is pretty ink efficient, but I use the sub a lot, so Ink Saver Sub helps me. I see people use Run Speed Up and Swim Speed Up to be super speedy, or Damage Up to win 1v1 against other similar weapons more often. Defense up also helps in that purpose, but I see it less often. Splatter shots are well rounded, so they can do well with whatever abilities they have, it feels.
>>165970467
Yeah, every gook I've seen is running that shit.
How much run speed do I need in general?
Is six subs enough in most cases?
>>165970574
Depends on the weapon. For things like the Splattershots it's adequate but more is always welcomed if you can fit it in.
>>165970529
Is there anything better than Ink Res if I'm using the Splattershots or should I stick with that?
>>165970574
as much as you need, anon. the nice thing about run speed and swim speed is that you can easily test them in the training area.
>>165971039
Ink res is mostly personal preference issue. If you're more of a front liner always pressuring the enemy ink res is a good idea. However if you're a more defensive wanting to focus on maintaining turf control and holding up in positions of strength you can free that slot up for another ability. Ink res is also useful if you like to carry the Rainmaker alot.
>>165971187
>How much do I need
>As much as you need
Gee, you're so helpful!
>>165970971
Is more needed for splatlings in general?
>>165971886
Yes. While there's no real set minimal for Splatlings I feel like 2 mains worth is a good starting point. Also they need Ink Res more then almost any other weapon class since strafing is the name of the game with Splatlings.
>>165972428
So blue moto boots is the way to go?
>>165972574
In raw stats absolutely. People will argue against it on grounds of freshness however but if you don't hack your gear the Blue Motos are the practical choice.
>>165972937
>Hack your gear
Is there any way to get guarenteed what you want on your shit without getting banned.
I don't want to make shit that would never happen like 3 stats on a 2 star item, but I just hate rerolling.
>>165973071
Don't fall to his temptation anon. Stay pure and don't hack.
>>165973071
Save scumming
>>165973071
Splathax is safe if you follow the instructions. You can find tutorials for it on youtube. You can pick what subs any piece of gear you own will have and give yourself millions of squid bucks to buy weapons or gear.
>>165973404
>Save scumming
Ah I remember this. Way too tedious considering I have a digital version.
>>165973258
If Spike wasn't a jew I'd be pure Anon.
>>165973517
Yeah just found this on YouTube. Thanks Anon.
>>165973517
>>165973568
>actually hacking for subs in squid game
>>165971741
I'm saying to think for yourself, asshole
>>165972428
Also, how many subs would equal two mains, eight?
>>165973517
It's not working, Splathax says it can't find the TCPGecko opening or whatever.
>>165974925
Correct. Also 1 main 4 subs
I'm sorry to bring back old memories guys, buy any of you got the babt fanart someone did?
>>165975745
you mean bathtub?
>>165975025
You did go to loadiine twice before using splathax at the title screen correct? Also make sure you know your WiiU's ip address.
>>165975885
Yeah, I found my Wii U's address and I've been putting it into Splathax. I tried it from the main menu (ZL + ZR) and from the plaza, neither has worked and I keep getting "Connection to the TCPGecko has failed". Turned my firewall off and everything.
>>165976114
You did the wj44 "illuminati" step beforehand?
>>165975745
>>165975779I know i say be friends alot, but maybe babthud isn't ready to be near anyone
>>165976563
Yeah, I did it the first time I tried it, but not the following two times. It only has to be done once per Wii U right?
>>165976817
Yes just the one time. Try just turning off your WiiU and doing the loadiine steps again.
>>165976967
Just did it another time, it's still not working.
>>165977162
Ok just to make sure, you're using TCPGecko + Kernel (5.5.0 - 5.5.1) and your ip address up to the :
>>165975025
Have you disabled any firewall/antivirus on your PC?
I want a suction bomb toy
>>165977748
Yep.
>>165977972
All of them.
I think I'm just going to give up.
>>165978123
If they came as a set of fridge magnets, I would use them.
>>165979008
Nice afro
Would you want them to keep the ability system in Splatoon 2 or rework it so it's not cancerous?
>GoW general died
>this is alive
Fuck this planet.
>>165979223
>>165979405
what's that? Gears of War?
>>165979223
eh it could be better
>>165979405
What is there to talk about with God of War?
>>165979405
GoW? im not up to date on most acronyms
>>165979550
>>165979723
Takoyaki posters are for friendship
>>165979550
>Nikki
Kill yourself.
>>165979926
guaranteed replies
>>165979550
Nikki was the worst thing /ink/ could talk about.
Glad she'll be just another shitposter considering she was wrong so many times.
>>165979246
I wouldn't care if they kept it, I don't really understand how the current system is cancerous. But something new and interesting would be nice. Something that'll give me an incentive to change my play style and outfit every now and then would be good.
>>165800293
Bring bap the zap!
>>165980287
Having to choose between stats and looking fresh isn't fun
>>165980287
>game emphasizes gear and making your inkling look good
>while at the same time making it so that only a select few cosmetics have the best potential
The best system would be a sort of sticker system, where you put the stickers on the gear you want to use. Stickers for hats and shoes and badges for clothing.
>>165980204
>She
>>165980831
thanks for proving his point
>>165980374
>>165980615
Oh, if that's the case, maybe they should allow players to pick and choose a clothing items main ability through Spyke, but for a hefty fee. But yeah, I didn't consider that fact that some people consider style to be more important than abilities.
>>165981019
A big thing is having your stats be up to random chance and hoping that the item you like wearing has a good brand.
Separating the cosmetic system and the ability system would be ideal, but I doubt it'll happen.
List of things that need to happen in Splatoon 2
>Cosmetic system seperate from ability/bonus stats system
>Ability/bonus stats system not based on RNG
>REGIONAL
>FUCKING
>MATCHMAKING
And there you go
GoTY
>>165981364
We at Nintendo have heard your feedback, and that is why we will be offering regional matchmaking exclusively through out mobile app.
Who /babt/ here.
>>165981657I was out of /ink/ while this guy did whatever who the hell are they
>>165981364
I always found splatfests to be way more laggy than when I was with gooks
>>165981364
Splatoon is a great game and I'm expecting Splatoon 2 to be no exception, but I don't think it'll have enough players to justify regional matchmaking. Japan will have no problems because it's huge there, but I don't think it would do as well in other regions.
>>165981790
>Gooks are tryhard adults like us so they Ethernet
>American players literally children
>>165981364
>>Cosmetic system seperate from ability/bonus stats system
but then how would we know if you are running a damage up stack if you didn't look like a clown?
>>Ability/bonus stats system not based on RNG
and if you could just pick and choose, what would you do with all the extra money? how would you know if you were make a build not suitable to your playstyle if they didn't force you out of your damage up shell?
>>REGIONAL
the US servers would be empty in a year and EU is 6 months
>>FUCKING
squids are kids, so no
>>MATCHMAKING
it's always been a thing, anon
>>165981781
>>165981968
>but then how would we know if you are running a damage up stack if you didn't look like a clown?
I'm actually not a fan of the stats thing, I think all that should be tied to your loadout.
>>165981968
>how would we know if you are running a damage up stack if you didn't look like a clown?
The only time you think about an enemies items is when you've died and you can see what build they're running.
>the US servers would be empty in a year and EU in 6 months
Right, because nobody from USA plays Splatoon now right?
I agree about EU though.
>>165981968
Not like you can tell what subs they have anyhow until you die.
https://twitter.com/jchensor/status/821920624520011777
>she's as good as urien and laura but she's fair
>>165982902
uh, wrong general
>>165983117
Is that legendary Agent 3?
>>165982902
if you don't main Zangief then get out of my face
>>165983082
no it's not.
>>165982902
Laura is best squid
>>165983223
>everyjapsniper.png
Now post one where it's all run speed and they've got a splattershot.
>>165983223
Isn't this completely pointless with nerfed chargers?
>>165983773
oh I wish
Why is Annie so short if the singer for ABXY/Chirpy Chips normal height?
what's that button on the upper left corner?
>>165984020
have you even seen a tall anemone? I didn't think so. X is actually a freak.
>>165984340
Annie is a midget
>>165984340
Nobody knows. It also shows up while you're waiting to respawn. I'm guessing it'll show the positions of other players?
>>165984340
i think X pulls up the super jump and then D-pad is how you choose which teammate to jump to, but idk why it shows up on the results screen
>Be me
>Don't play for a bit
>Rank Down from S+ almost immediately
>"No biggie, I'll rank up before the stages change.
>Nearly rank down from S
All my teammates are incompetent, none of them know basic paint control, and they never follow the fucking objective. What the hell happened to S-rank?
>>165984718
>What the hell happened to S-rank?
Hiroshima but reverse
>>165983853
Have I been snipping wrong?
How much strength is optimal?
>>165984846
As much as possible
>>165985205
Wrong. Three mains is literally all you ever need, and you need ink saver if you're using an E-Liter
me on the left
>>165987359
these drawings of grown-up squids are the worst. cute moms are okay but muscly dad squids are gross.
There is no way to draw an aesthetically pleasing grown up spaghetti. If you are an artist and thinking about it, don't. That squid on the left is cute, but there are zero redeeming qualities to the squid on the right.
In my personal opinion, squids should die at the age of 27. The world would be a better place
>>165987648
I hope you die at the age of 27
>>165987648
Where did the big man touch you anon?
>>165987359
Cute post
>>165987648
Not cute post, also very likely autistic.
I'm still wondering how good of a "sequel" Splatoon 2 will be, as opposed to just an updated re-release of the original game.
After all, not only does the first game's single player campaign feel like an entirely different game compared to the hectic online multiplayer, but the only interaction between the two modes is just weapon unlocks. At no point does the plot come up in relation to multiplayer, not even in the Squid Sister's level dialogue. In short, the only noteworthy thing the first Splatoon possesses is its competitive metagame.
Don't get me wrong, I'm getting the game day one, but still.
>>165988482
>There's no interaction between the two
>Therefore one of them doesn't matter
The fuck?
>>165988482
This is bad pasta and you should feel bad for serving it to your friends.
>>165988482
>At no point does the plot come up in relation to multiplayer
uhhhh why would it
>In short, the only noteworthy thing the first Splatoon possesses is its competitive metagame
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>165988458
I would say autism is liking fanmade characters such as grown up squids, but to each their own.
>>165988482
this is a good point but I think if you keep spamming it people will not be as receptive. For instance, Nintendo said they won't make another F-Zero cuz they can't think of a new hook or a gimmick or whatever. Well, what's the new hook for Splatoon 2? Like vehicles or large scale maps or open world to explore? It does look like Splatoon 1.5 not that there's anything wrong with that of course.
I did a bad job of explaining myself but I don't care that much
>>165988991
Adult squids exist
You're also making an exception for "cute moms" which is autistic as fuck.
goodnight callie
i love youif the new thread gets made tonight and i don't have the chance to update it don't forget to include the link for the returning weapon types (http://splatoonus.tumblr.com/post/155899911016/the-tried-and-true-splattershot-hasnt-changed) as well as the japanese presentation (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5aVow4GHi4o)
thank you
>>165988727
>>165988678
>>165988991
>spamming
Sorry. only now realized this was the same thread. Not one of my regulars.
>Splatoon 1.5 vs Splatoon 2
Yeah, that's my point. I'm not gonna push it, but my autism still triggered.
>>165989562
Good night, goodnight callie poster
>>165989563
To elaborate, Splatoon 2 is nothing more than the first, but with new maps, specials, and weapons. It's essentially a remade game, comparable to the way the COD series goes.
>you will never be a squid with cute soft tentacles
>>165989320
If I saw a mom squid that was built like an MMA fighter with a faggy ink-colored soul patch, I would think she is un-aesthetically pleasing, too. It's not autistic to have an opinion when it comes to art.
>>165989797
and a new setting and more customization and a new campaign and an updated multiplayer mode and a reworked map system and a bunch of other shit we dont know because they announced it a week ago
what do you want them to add, monster hunting?
>>165989907
That's not what you did. You went into an autismal rant about how a fictional race should die by a certain age because it triggers your autism.
>>165989907
>>165990042
stop fighting!
>>165990019
>what do you want them to add, monster hunting?
>>165990019
Not sure, admittedly, though more dynamic map features such as Ancho-V's moving platforms come to mind. Possibly turrets in ranked modes, or maybe even those "splat switches" that came up for one level. It could happen, seeing that the ink rails made it.
>bunch of other shit we don't know
This is my problem. I'm probably just too hungry for new info to keep quiet.
>>165990439
>all they're adding is shit like new maps
>well what should they add
>new shit for maps
seriously now
>>165989797
> new maps, specials, and weapon
and that's all I want. the real problem with cod is how they insist upon releasing a new game every year
>>165990547
What I'm looking for is something to "refresh" the gameplay. A new factor to the game that, while significant, isn't the main focus, like the Hypernova Ability in Kirby Triple Deluxe. In other words, something big that's more than a novelty. I believe that making battlefields more dynamic, and thus giving players more ways to fulfill objectives, could accomplish this.
What would YOU want them to add?
Personally what I'm looking forward to most with Splatoon 2 is having splatfests/events back again.
>>165990894
Stage gimmicks to multiplayer
I just want to see Marie again. I hope she is alright.
>>165990042
>calls me an autist thrice
>doesn't understand hyperbole
oh, the irony
>>165991291
>using the word thrice when trying to defend your position of not being autistic
Anon from >>165990894
I think I'm just pissed that we've had only one game to go on for the last two years, and when the announcement finally comes, the stuff they show ends up incredibly shallow compared to the depth of the game we already have. There's no new info worth discussing, and it only pisses me off more that a direct for this game still has yet to be announced.
I just really cannot wait for new info.
tfw you get woken up and can't go back to sleep
I want to slide my hands down Callie's torso and feel them slide apart as they trace the curvature of her figure, out from her slender
waist, over the bow of her broad, convexed hips, and down along her firm, refined thighs.
More than anything in the World.
>>165995319
>talking about her thighs with those puffy marshmallow danglers are right there
>>165995319
More than feeling her tentacles?
>>165995431
The tentacles are nice, but you can't ignore a perfect body.
>>165995551
What about extra soft and curvy Marie?
>>165995869
Amazing as well.
>>165995869
Marie being a little chubby makes much more sense and fits her better. Callie has an athletic build
>>165996030
You're alright anon
remember, this is bound to happen again
>>165996424
I prefer to imagine she's just upset that the woomy is being molested rather than jealous
>>165996350
They just need to develop more maps where the spawn point is out of reach of the opposing team, and add paths that lead to other areas of the map.
>Two tower and splat zones in a row
Oh that's alright, I didn't want to play Rainmaker today
>>165996350
I absolutely hate this map for this reason. You get spawncamped way too easily.
>>165996350
>The objective of the mode is to cover as much turf as possible
>ergo the orange team covering as much turf as possible means that they're not playing it right
>>165997191
I think Blackbelly Skatepark takes the cake for spawn camping. Yes, let's enclose a spawn point inside a horseshoe-shaped wall and watch all the kids cry when four shitheads prevent them from getting out.
>>165996350
can't wait to laugh all over again
Squad? Will be ready in 10.
NNIDfrozenpandaman
>>165997784
Wanna play with a complete idiot who hasn't played in a year currently in the process of biting the bullet and deranking from S to be in a more appropriate rank?
>>165998056
sure, I'm shit too after not playing for a months
add me and I'll put up the lobby
>>165998316
*a few months
>>165998316
>>165998056
lobby's up
good rotation so hopefully we'll do decently, if it gets infuriating instead I'll TW for a while
>>165998508
>do decently
Nah, get ready for more of this
Hello, I understand you are the experts on woomy game?
If so, can you explain exactly what did they mean by this image?
>>165998947
The natural beauty of the woomy or nygehs
>>165998947
>Squid boys are cute and you should notice them
-Squad Lab
Also good night /ink/
>>165998947
You know, it only just occoured to me how much that looks like a huge boner sticking out of those maybe-pants.
I think the explination is some artist is having a really good time at work.
Do the female squids still say woomy in the sequel?
>>165998947
yebbies are for fucking! cute hard fucking!
nuke the fucking japs
>getting splatted by laggy Japs
>by burst bombs through grates
I'm switching to TW, fuck this. sorry.
>>165999231
yes
>>165999158
I'd let Marie leave bite marks anywhere she wants.
>>165999495
I want to woomy those Maries
>>165999920
Woomy
>>165999920
>>166000021
>>166000141
The text is just
>Before Splatfest
>It's the Squid Sisters...!
>Splatfest night
What a nice squid boy
>N Zap is held like a rifle and not a peestol
Why live
>>166001347
Duh. You don't kill ducks with a pistol.
>>165998947
>>165999126
>>165999158
>>165999171
>>165999254
It's a girl you dumb motherfuckers
>>166003369
>sample
>>165999474
Get bomb sniffer. Seriously, so much less burst bomb deaths.
>>166003732
Is defense just a dump stat in general? Every weapon seems to have too much that's needed for it to branch out into stuff to be anti-meta
Holy shit how do you git gud at ranked guys.
I've come back after not playing for a year and I can barely get a kill in ranked, I have no idea how I even made it to S+ in the first place.
>>165996350
>but also some of us not really into competitive gaming like For Glory in Smash
This gets me every time
>>166003830
One will let you fight greedy Splattershots and Gals that don't wear damage up, and some Bamboozlers, Rapids and other 99.9 stackers. Two is useful for an arms race with them but not much else. Three makes all 28-power guns and Sploosh need one more hit, and those already rarely wear damage up. At this point you're not catching much of anything else, other than engaging in an arms race with damage stackers, so you may try bomb sniffer to shut down burst cancellers and casually walk into bomb rushes.
gonna need a new thread in the morning
>>166005706
Yes, because this thread fucking dies yet again during the night.
shota yaoi squids
>>166006747
>728
Come on, we're almost there!
double forbidden love
Do you think you could beat your favorite Squid sister at Splatoon?
>>165982031
wtf
when and why did this happen?
>>165996350
>main audience are children
>im fucking shit at this game
>stop being an asshole by defeating me because your skill is obviously better
this is what you can expect from the generation that get rewards for everything and is told that thay can get anything they want by believing in it
>>166013747
may last year
autism
>>165995319
this is a good post
>>165995428
it's not always time for tentacles anon
I love tentacles
>snowy hero mode stages
holy shit i want
>>166014151
i don't think you're alone, anon
>>166014206
>looking forward to running around in frozen acid
This fucking guy.
>>166014448
When will this meme die
>>166014484
When you be less stupid
>>165819018
HAHAHA thats really awesome
>>165987359
jeez thats a lot of scars.
good morning, /ink/