/palg/ - Paladins General

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Save him!

alright, I asked this question in the other thread but no one replied. Whenever I go to launch paladins from steam, it goes normally until I get to the paladins launcher and try to launch the game. It "loads" but then nothing happens. It's like it tried to start the game but shat itself at the last minute. Steam doesn't say it's running either when this happens. Wat do?

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Nice patch hirez, everyone was frozen for 3 mins, couldn't get out of shell.

i'm on a toaster before you all make graphics jokes and smartass comments

>>165767832
Try reinstalling it

>Hurr Durr skye is underpowered
>Shits out ults like nobody's business that completely fucking melts pretty much anyone that isn't fernando/makoa with a range that would put your mother's circumference to shame

>>165767834
graphics aren't low enough

>>165767964
It only melts them if they stay there.

Easy Malware is going nuts

>>165768112
>LOL ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS RUN AWAY
I've seen people fucking use all their dashes, BK's turn on the point to roll away, anything shy of instantaneous rappelling like Grover's Vine, invulnerability or similiar will get fucking macerated and you FUCKING KNOW IT

How can i get good boy crystals?

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>>165768208
lol

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>>165768208

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>>165768112
The key is waiting for them to use their movement abilities, then dropping it in on them where they can't hide around a corner. Often it's far from ideal against people who know what they're doing, but it's still a decent point clearer / shield remover.

>>165768208
You shouldn't run, just hide, even the payload can protect you.

>>165768546
>far from ideal against people who know what they're doing
This is Skye in a nutshell.

What's a good item to buy on Ying?

So far I've found some good experience with Nimble and Resilience.

>>165768680
morale booster

at II you charge so quick

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>>165768680
I always go Haven/Blast Shields, after that i decide if i want to keep upgrading these items or if i should go Morale Boost/Chronus.

>>165768860
I get Morale Boost over Chronos so I can do more healing.

>>165767964
spotted the shitter

>>165768860
Why is Ying so happy anon?

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>go on a rampage twice with makoa ult
>skye drops bomb
>they get play of the game

Did they fucking remove Skye's ult warning icon?

what the fuck

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>>165768952
Yes, but Chronus allows you to be more mobile with with Dimensional Link and spam Illusions for more healing and damage, but most of the time i just upgrade Haven/Blast Shields because my team is doing well.
>>165769024
She is having fun with her new friend.

>>165769451
>she

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>>165769438
Maybe it was a bug, like being able to skip Top Play.

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>>165768860
>>165769451
That's the sort of fun mommies with dicks and daddies have on beds at night.

Delete this, Ying is a pure maiden. And most certainly doesn't have a penor.

>>165768638
>>165768956
>Stand on top floor of that one castle map fuck you know the one, highest perch available
>Look over edge
>get hit by Skye's ult which was placed by the payload
>>Retards will say this is balanced

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>first pick on our team in competitive picks damage instead of a front line or healer

Wtf is this new chest, it's so shit for 100 crystals each

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How has your day been today /palg/?

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I want Evie to ________

>>165770564
sit on my face

>>165770057
Is that the genie chest?

>>165769814
if you have problems running from Skye ult you should uninstall, i never died to her ult or Skye in general

>>165770641
yes

>>165769686
It's a ILLUSION benis, not a real one.

>>165770564
I want Evie to rip off my balls and use them as a christmas tree toys.

>>165770987
!!!!!!!!!!

>>165770971
Easier to clean.

>>165770564
Destroy all the people she hates, but not me (of course!).

>playing this game for anything but the gameplay
I really genuinely do hope no one here is a cosmeticshitter

>>165771117
>he doesn't buy his waifu nice things to wear

>tfw Drogoz main and all we get are recolours

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>>165770710
>G-gG-GGG-GIT GUD :^))))))


Shitters will defend this.

Why'd they get rid of the first 3 wins of the day.
Now i have no reason to log on until next week and my quests reset.

I think they actually increased Skye's bomb radius, did anyone test in the room full of Skyes?

>>165771391
They're not dailies?

>>165771483
nope

You get 3 quests a week and can reroll one quest each day.

>>165771391
but they didn't

you have five of them now

>>165771474
This >>165771342
is just my percieved radius of her bomb range based on where I was standing when I got hit.

I'd boot the game up again to test it but I'm watching AGDQ to cool off

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>>165771525
They could at least give 15 crystals each or something.

>>165771627
I used the bomb just a bit close to the 3 Skyes at the end of the room, and it still killed the Skye closer to the exit.

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>>165767308
WARNING: there is a samefag(probably Drybear) tricking everyone into believing than Skye is OP or even remotely good.

>>165772221
Blue tits, her nipples are probably purple like the ear tips.

>>165772221
He's also trying to trick people into buying chest for that awful skin. Nice try Drybear, pointing out one of your tricks won't stop me from noticing this one.

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What did they mean by this?

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>>165772341
>Blue tits, her nipples are probably purple like the ear tips.

fuuuuuuck

>>165772385
600 gems if you can crack the code.

>>165772341
same color as lips

>>165772341
But what color is her pussy? It's a trick question.

>>165773242
green and purple

>>165773242
Purple.

>>165773285
you know what it is

>>165768225

I don't think you can.

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enough

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>>165772341
>>165773242
>>165773489
SOMEONE FUCKING DRAW THIS!

>>165768225
Rumor has it they give it out for watching streams if you link your Twitch and Hi-Rez accounts. No one has ever seen this actually happen.

>>165773582
Ying is not even an elf.

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>>165773671
Then why is she addicted to orc benis?
Checkmate.

>>165773961
Not Grohk's though.

>>165774138
Even after the patch?

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https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/smite.gamepedia.com/b/b9/ValentineMaleKhepri_Select.ogg

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>>165770564
Step of my balls after freezing them!

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>>165770564
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>>165774683

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>>165770564
obligatory post

Bomb King is not a real king.

>>165774875
TREASON

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>>165774875
He'll have your head for that.

>>165774875
after a few lashings, you'll see things his way

>>165774875

He is a king, a king of bombs.

>>165774327
No, Grohk is the gay character

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>>165771607
>5
>get 3
>finish all 3
>next quest in 5 days

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>ally pip
>misses every healing flask
>doesn't realize he can actually flank
>constantly dead

>enemy pip
>somehow manages to keep his team just above death
>constantly flanking key targets who let him get away with it
>weightless always up, hopping around everywhere
>on 13+ streak yet no one feels like dealing with him

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>>165774875

Actually, do any of the characters have a back story?

I think Skye has one and it's terrible.

>>165776520
daily quests to win 150g per win

there are five of them now

>>165776594
Some of them do, and others have just a title that kinda gives away something.

>Most assassins prefer to remain anonymous, but Skye thrives on the fame, and lives in the center of attention. Trained by fabled monks of Silver Moon, and outcast for violating each of her sacred vows in meticulous order, Skye enters the fight to much speculation. Whoever her next target, wives should be mindful of their husbands, for it's said a single glance from Skye can destroy a man's heart.

Skye breaks vows.

>introduce quests.
>first batch of quests are play two games as a flank and win three games


I didn't feel like playing today anyway HiRez.

>>165776594
fernando, ruckus, barik, evie, grohk, and cassie.
but they're like 2-3 sentences and only on the wiki
meme-rez always says "lore is coming soon" whenever they're asked about champion backgrounds are anything of that flavor.

>>165776802
Skye was outcast for being a slut

Dear lord the new map is piece of shit

>>165771302

there's literally no good waifus in this game.

>>165777853

Just like Makoa

>>165778046
>talking shit about my husbando
You are a piece of shit.

>>165778223

Oh sorry, I meant>>165777097

You turtle boyfriend is a whore, hence why his shield block friendly fire.

>>165776881
I'd rather have them focus on gameplay than lore IMO. If this keeps going strong, we'll probably have a comic at some point, like Smite did.

>enemy Kinessa leaves mines in your spawn room to kill your horse

>>165778372
>I'd rather have them focus on gameplay than lore

Well when will they start doing that

>>165778413
I saw someone playing Kinessa by teleporting around behind enemy lines and being a general asshole. Surprisingly effective, but still not game winning.

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no artwork on here for husbando yet??

>>165780147
Yiff in hell faggot.

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>>165780147
Wasn't really brought up yet.
Pip is cute! CUTE!

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>Play 10 matches of Siege
>Don't get new map

Explain

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>>165780623
god hes so adorable

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>>165780810
I know, right?!

>>165778372
>I'd rather have them focus on gameplay

They don't even do that most of the time.

>>165769370
Same here
>almost quadra kill with Ying(last one was assist cause some faggot get the kill when i did all the job)
>somehow Viktor ulti 1 kill and 3 assists is the potg

>Player Disconnected
>Player Disconnected
>Player Disconnected
>Player Disconnected

What the fuck are you doing drybear

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>>165784801

>>165767832
I had this happen before. Kill all the steam and paladins processes and restart. Might have to kill the anti-cheat too but I didn't have too.

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>>165770346
Lucky you.

>Pip's gameplay is super fun
>have to play as a furbait twink
Back to Snek and Ying.

>>165772221
The outfits are nice, but the blue skin is bleh.

>>165780624
I hate when this happens.

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>>165785372

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>>165785861
just link to a gallery you autist, nobody wants to see this squirrel any more than in a match queue.

>>165785861
>>165785753
>>165785372
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>>165780147
Is it true that all furfags are gay?

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>>165785861

>>165786058
given my knowledge of that one sort of humanoid yellow digimon, no

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>>165786121
Should we stop?

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>>165786368
hell no

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>>165786591
Oh, okay then.

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>>165786698

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>>165787236

>>165787348
Okay, just this one more.

what is this 1gb update

>>165788298
A skin you shouldn't buy and a map you'll never get put on when you queue.

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When you shatter your Illusions.

>>165773242
What's the trick? Purple seems obvious.

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>first genie chest I buy
>get the notificiation that I opened one
>get nothing
>lose 100 good goy crystals
That's two weeks of crystals, Hi Rez. I'm beginning to think you're bugging this on purpose.

>>165773582
But you can be both.

>>165778371
Maybe a slut, not I don't think he's a whore. I never get paid for it, anyway.

>Get the "Win 3 games" quest
>That's odd, pretty sure it means "Play Frontliner 3 times"
>Join game and choose comp
>Pick Ruckus and alt tab to do whatever
>come back and see Skye selected for me
>wtf
>last guy on team has Ruckus instead
>open chat and see it's him saying "ruckus pls?" and "gracias"
what the fuck Hi-Rez

>Skye gets a short teleport when she uses Hidden that's just large enough to get to the platforms from the bottom
Would this make her OP?

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>Join a match
>team starts speaking spanish

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>manage to piss off an enemy Kinessa simply by doing my job as flanker
Delicious salt. And then they had the audacity to tell me I didn't know how to play flank in post-game because I focused on them, the only backline person.

>>165790920
>check decks from the top ranked players
>deck names are all in spanish

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>>165790920
>4 brs queued for US servers on my team
>insta lock kinessa, skye, tyra, and viktor
Every single match, except sometimes they're russians and lag the game to shit

So have you guys seen the new datamining for the Earth and cat champions?

http://smitedatamining.com/paladins-ob-41-datamining-pve-mode-2-new-champions-and-torvald/

>>165793402
>Create a fire breathing chicken

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>>165791263
>insta lock kinessa, skye, tyra, and viktor

And the Kinessa is always shit isn't it? Always getting flanked by an Androxus or Evie. Fuck BRs

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>>165794131
Half the time the kinessa is "flanking" with the other hitscans trying to spray everything down

>>165793402
>All the of Torvalds cards are the same boring shit we have now

I'm doubting this season 1 revamp to the card system

>>165789239
I just had this happen to me. Are we screwed out of out 100 crystals now?

someone PLEASE tell me how to play fernando properly

>>165795510
Do not die, amigo

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>start game
>get in lobby
>loading screen goes forever and no one connects
>kicked out for no reason lol
>you cannot join queue yet waiting match to end
>always find out later team got stomped
>every single time
>because Ying bots suck fucking ass and don't heal

Nice game you have there, HiRez.
This shit triggers my performance anxiety you fucks.

>>165795154
I think so. I doubt they'll refund them.
And I don't have a twitch account so I can't just leave that running in the background for 20 hours to make up for it.

>>165793402
>[Weapon] Reduce reload speed by 20%.
That seems counterproductive.

>>165795154
>>165796815
Having played Hi-Rez games for awhile I can tell you they won't do anything unless there's a reddit thread about it.

>>165796843
The wording's bad, but it's basically Deft Hands.

>>165796843
you see ivan, if you make weapon reload slower, effect of deft hands even bigger!

>>165773604
http://imgur.com/a/drlCq

ye

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>>165798034
Noice.

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>>165798034
Aye, pretty good.

>>165798308
>>165768860
Source for these?

has bomb king's VA done other work? it sounds familiar but I can't place it

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>>165798876
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=59360876

>>165798876
Well, the first one is located here: http://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=14368957

>>165798876

>>165798308
http://splashbrush.tumblr.com/post/150747469443/

>>165768860
http://www.hentai-foundry.com/pictures/user/yagamiDra-wings/471793/2-ying-1-tracer

>>165798034
lmao refrigerator torso

>>165799158
>>165799169
>>165799358

Thanks.

>>165799102
Literally no info about who he is.

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>>165798034
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES

>>165799102
Sounds like a voice you hear alot in canadian shit like Johnny Test. Sure it's him. Usually hate the guy, but BK sounds nice.

>>165793402
>game isnt even out of beta
>it already has mindless mode

????/???/?? what theyfuck are they doign?????

>>165793402
>those Makoa card thing in PvE
>no Makonatello
C'mon now, Hi Rez, I know what you were going for but why leave out Donatello?

>>165798034

Not bad anon, not bad at all.

>>165798034
That's one hot smurf.

>>165793402
Can't wait til PVE hits and all three champs sound unique and fun.

Bought 3 genie chests. Spray, MVP pose, and then one of the headgears. They need to make this less expensive.

>>165798034
DELETE THIS RIGHT FUCKING NOW

YING IS AN UNTAINTED AND CUTE ELF GIRL THAT WOULDN'T FALL FOR SUCH UNPURE ACTS

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>Can land shots fine as projectile classes
>Go full retard with Buck and can barely hit shit
What is wrong with my brain

>>165802523
Anon that is obviously a filthy Djinn.

>want to try game but console pleb
>need ps4 beta invite code
fug

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>>165803317

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>>165803317
wow

>>165803065
>fps on a console

>>165803317
Today I got play of the game on Skye and it was all basic weapon shots

>>165803317
fuck off Drybear you will not convince anyone that Skye is good so you can nerf her

The new map is okay, I guess. Seems a little open at the point, though. Didn't get to try the flank routes.

>>165804468
It's pretty fun and fairly well-rounded.

Not like District.
Fuck District.

>>165802669
I think i can hit a flying Drogoz better as Evie than i can hit a Fernando as Buck.

>>165804737
I love getting up close to Buck as Fernando and strafehopping left and right, fucks them up almost all of the time

>>165804942
It's weird because i don't have the same problem with Barik.

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Is EasyAntiCheat a problem in terms of privacy and shit like that?

It's the only barrier that hinders me from playing.

>>165805795
Not really. Its scariest feature isn't used in Paladins.

>>165805795
no you paranoid fuck. if you're worried about the guberments spying on you then it's already too late.

>>165805942
What game did it use its scariest feature

>>165804270
She a low ELO pubstomper anon, anyone over 1800 knows how to shit on her.

>>165806206
CSGO

>>165806206
Counter-Strike. There's an "eSports" version of it that takes screenshots and logs keystrokes.

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Is Drogoz the weakest character in the game? He's not even a crutch to make up for how shit he is.
>Slow as fuck rockets that are evaded by pressing A or D once
>The worst fucking splash damage I've ever seen in a video game, getting off the mark by an inch does 2 damage(Hence point #1)
>Doing a direct hit(because that's what rocket launchers are for, rite :DDD) with your gun that not only shoots like a snail but reloads like one too does 950 damage
>Cassie's cheetah pace crosshair does 650 with faster projectiles and reloads
>Mobility attack thrusts you in the air once, have to resort to your $5 kiddy jetpack otherwise
>Get castrated for finding a way to go fast for once
>Have to use aforementioned jetpack to stay where you're most useful, the air
>where every hitscan champion can visibly laugh at you before shooting you down
>Only person that can heal you up there is a mega sniper Mal'Damba or a godlike Pip
>Salvo is fucking useless against anybody that isn't a fresh-off-the-boat-from-OW Fernando that you know is around the corner
>Fire Spit, your strongest point, is a snails pace projectile that you have to stay completely still for if you want to hit it
>otherwise you can put tons of time into practicing one move for this shit character
>Ult kills one guy if 1, they don't kill you first and 2, Fernando isn't figuratively fucking you up the ass with his ult
Literally just a worse Evie. Maybe if this game had TF2 splash damage and his Fire Spit was as easy as Bomb King's grumpy bomb he'd be at least viable. But he's just all around shit.

>>165806902
>if Fire Spit was as easy as Bomb King's grumpy bomb he'd be at least viable.

We'd never touch the point. Drogoz would just spam that thing like crazy.

Salvo needs a buff or a rework, though.

>>165806902
nice pasta

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>>165806902
Shitter detected

I feel sorry for the matchmaking system. I just played against a team with a party of two that Guru ranked at 2500 and 1400. There's no way it can be expected to make a good match around that.

>>165808006
Played a game as Damba where everyone on the other side are blue/purple borders and I was teamed up with a party who doesn't even know how to play payload.

Also, last pick was Tyra and we have no frontliner, damn

>>165808271
>a party who doesn't even know how to play payload.
To be fair, it's a tough concept. It's like siege, but what the hell do you do instead of capping the point?

>>165808489
They are all flanking homie, even that aforementioned Tyra. No one wants to push, so I'm alone with the payload stunlocking people but holyshit.

That 1000 credits tho, got deft hands 2 in under 3 minutes.

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>my team has 3 flankers
>they try to flank the enemy flanks, who also try to flank them
>nobody ends up doing anything good in the process
>end up sitting on the point with a ying by myself

i would have never imagined elf orgies to be this boring

>>165808901
They're just looking for the capture point. Gotta be around here somewhere.

>>165809589
Of course, no orcs were involved, what did you expect?

>>165806361
There's really no way to do stealth without it being like that or way OP.

ded

>>165815091
this isnt even that dead
we used to have threads die all the fucking time

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>All these streamers switching to Paladins because of blizzard's shitty balancing

>>165815625
Can you list some bigshot OW streamers homie? Wanna watch some salty people cry over trivial stuff.

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Holy shit, Grohk is so good now.
T-thanks low-rez

>>165817297
still bad if your totem gets destroyed

>>165817297
dat nando shielding

>>165817297
jesus

>>165817297
His ult is still shit.

>>165817401
nigga you gotta combo it with makoa's bubble shield, that way both tank and support are safe

>>165817297
Wait I wasn't playing in Fish Market, it was Frozen Guard, what the fuck?

>>165817527
nigga you gotta play comp

>le grohk
>le accidentaly buy le nimble up to level 3
>le end up moving so fast that you dominate le enemy team
>get le top play

>>165818525
>le not buying le aggression

Fernando is my amigo.

http://smitedatamining.com/paladins-ob-41-datamining-pve-mode-2-new-champions-and-torvald/

>>165818590
>buying aggression ever

>>165823172
wew lad

>>165793773
Arise chicken, arise

>>165796815
no harm in contacting support. Why not try it?

>>165822565
you already shilled your website once in this thread
go away

>Cat Champion
>We already have Pip
furry invasion imminent.

>>165770564
Get a new VA. preferably one that isn't bad or autistic like Runka-chunk

>>165827674
The invasion will happen if the Cat champion is a
>She

If it has tits closet furries are going to come in by the droves.

>>165828598
>Closets
I didn't know they had closets. I thought they just put everything in their butts,

Now that we all had some tie to test the new maps: What do you think of them?
>District
>Undercity
>Atrium
>Stone Keep

>>165828598
>closet furries

I think you mean people who already play the game will reveal themselves.

Maybe you are a furry!

>>165830905
I'm talking about people who don't consider themselves furry buy found characters like Lola bunny from space jam hot. Gives them another reason to play.

>Maybe you are a furry!
That's irrelevant. I would fucking destroy Pips ass though, maybe Drogoz too

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The furries are already here!

>>165827693
Makoa first please.

>>165829087
Closets don't fit in butts.

I got these UT flashbacks when I first played Undercity, this fucking map is so good
I hope they make it into a sewer map with dem textures
Also, what was the point of these weekly quests? The idea is good, but the execution is crap; irrelevant and boring objectives and reward you can't really spend on anything if you're not a complete noob

>>165833823
At least they didn't get rid of dailies apparently.

Anyone else think tanks and healers kinda ruin this game?

>>165834303
Yeah they sure do, Kinessa. They sure do.

>>165829980
>tfw when the finished maps comes out it will probably have brown temple textures everywhere

>>165834303
I've played Overwatch before, it's really that not bad at all in Paladins.

>>165833823
>>165829980
>District: Cobblestone town, muted shades of gray and yellow
>Undercity: Probably dwarven, 50/50 chance of intricate pillars of gray, red and yellow, or a green/gray sewer
>Atrium: Haven't played, probably wood and stone
>Stone Keep: pretty okay desu

>>165834303
Not even close to ruining this game.
>>165835029 is right, imagine the healing numbers of Mal'damba on tanks of who have 600 hp at most.


t.guy who has sunk almost 200 hours into OW

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>Balanced team comp so far
>Last guy hasn't picked yet
>We don't have a support so I ask him to
>He picks pip
>Takes haven and aggression and nothing else
>10k healing
It takes effort to be this bad

Hitboxes in this game are garbage. Literally bullets the size of 747's.

>>165838189
>We don't want to make the hitboxes too good because that would encourage more cheating and make things harder for controller players

- Drybear lead designer of Paladins

what are the test maps like? cant get into a match

>>165838578
They're all very good some of the best in the game.

>>165838578
one is a little stuffed, but the others are top tier

>>165838867
neat.
why are they considered "unfinished"? not textures or something?

>>165775225
few patches from now "new hero, headless rider"

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>tfw grumpy bomb spam build
no one ever buys resilience or whatever its called (the one that lowers stun time)

>>165839184
in-progress textureless maps.
When you finish a match you get to write feedback on it.

Should Aggression match the percentages of Haven? How can it be fixed without being OP?

>>165840375
Aggression was put in the game for people to find who was the turboscrub on their team and berate them for their eventual loss.

>>165840375
The "More Damage" option can never be balanced, it'll always either be a must have or worthless

>>165840495
>>165840505
What new item would you replace it with?

>>165840680
your mom

>>165795510
pro fernando guide:

He's the opposite of Makoa, bring your shield up only when you're low on health, otherwise block with your face and spam fireball. The fireball is your main damage, flamethrower's just there for some extra.

Never don't spam fireball if it's off cooldown.

If shield is on cooldown and health is getting low, dash away and hope your healer isn't asleep.

Nando's actually not bad at flanking and chasing. You can just barely do enough damage to make people run away. Get someone else to pick them off, or spam fireball.

Spam fireball.
If enemies are too far away to hit, spam taunt.

>>165840680
fall off reduction 10%/20%/30%

>>165840680
Isn't there one more red item than the others? I'd just remove it entirely

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>want to play test maps
>but 1/3 chance of playing district

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We're totally a ded gaem

But at least we're not Battleborn-dead

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>>165828598
>cat tits

Kreygasm

>>165840828
falloff this only affects viktor and tyra no?

>>165840852
good point

>>165841478
almost everything has fall-off
i think only cassie's arrows don't have fall-off but i cant imagine much else

>Deft Hands doesnt increase Grovers or Sha Lins fire rate
lame as fuck

>>165841478
i think all champions that aren't Nando, cassie, grover and sha lin

>>165841642
You forgot Fernando.

FERNANDO
FER
NAN
DO

FERNANDO
ERNANDO
RNANDO
NANDO
ANDO
NDO
DO
O

VEW VEW VEW VEW VEW

>>165842160
Where is the love for Grohk?

VEW lad

>>165842238
I've started playing him since his healbuff.

>>165842160
>>165842238
But Deft Hands does do something for them. Their weapons recharge faster after being fully depleted.

>game is down

Hi-Rez's servers feel like they're held together with duct tape i swear.

>Can't play yesterday because of some error
>Can't play right now cause the server is down
just kill me

>>165841274
You'd think he'd be happy people still care about the game at all. It's about to get a big update too.

>>165774875
Which of his commands make him say "peasant"?

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>>165774875
Drogoz is just a lizard

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>>165844327
what did you say?

>>165844212
[VVQ]
It's either this or [VVGQ]

HUSH PEASANT

>>165840680
damage reduction piercing 10/20/30%

>>165840680
Fire rate 10/15/20%

>>165805795
If you have W8/10 who cares they already got your info bruh.

>>165844846
Thanks

>>165840680
eliminations lowers the cooldown of abilities

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>none of the ying alts have underboob

fucking hireeeez are they even trying

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>>165845716
>tyra with 20% more firerate
>tyras ult with 20% more firerate

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>>165841274
I had a chuckle when I looked at replies.

>>165846561
>+60% fire rate
>+wrecker
Adios Fernando shield

>>165846782
>2 red cards
Yeah, good luck.

Easy Anti Cheat is a spyware. It contains a keylogger, and can also take screenshots of your computer. What this means is that it Hi-Rez employees can steal your passwords, usernames, credit card info, and etc (if you still have a Hi-Rez game installed on your computer, it is possible that a Hi-Rez employee could be stealing all your personal information right now without you knowing about it). Moreover, hackers who are able to expose bugs in EAC can easily use EAC for their own intentions, which means that they'll also have the power to steal your personal information.

This shouldn't have been added in Paladins. I personally believe that there are more conventional and moral ways of catching cheaters than using EAC.

By the way, because of the newly added EAC I uninstalled Paladins, Hipatch, and the EAC that Hi-Rez downloaded onto my computer. I would rather not risk losing my personal information and have my privacy disrupted than having the privilege of playing Paladins.

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>>165846860
>implying damage characters wont be able to pick up two red cards in the future

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>People will say a 16~tile explosion radius is balanced

>>165846419
Really, they should've make Genie Ying's costume just a fancy pair of pasties.

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>>165847402
>it also bugs and shows no marker

>>165829980
>Atrium

Too much like Keep.

>>165842412
citation needed

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>>165847907
http://paladins.gamepedia.com/Fernando
>Weapon can actually be reloaded in the usual way, but this reload only happens automatically when Fernando is out of ammo.
>Reload time is 2s.
>As this is a reload, it is affected by reload speed increases, like Deft Hands item.
http://paladins.gamepedia.com/Grohk
>Weapon can actually be reloaded in the usual way, but this reload only happens automatically when Grohk is out of ammo.
>Reload time is 3s.
>As this is a reload, it is affected by reload speed increases, like Deft Hands item.

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>I'm too poor to buy overwatch; the general

me on the back

>>165847402
STOP SPAMMING THIS THREAD AND GET GOOD
>STOP SPAMMING THIS THREAD AND GET GOOD
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>STOP SPAMMING THIS THREAD AND GET GOOD
STOP SPAMMING THIS THREAD AND GET GOOD
>STOP SPAMMING THIS THREAD AND GET GOOD
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>>165848383

>>165848464
epin

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>>165848383

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>>165848383
i bought overwatch though
that game was so shit that even the support said "you know what, we understand. here's a fucking refund"

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>Btw I'm better than you - MsadGamer

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>>165848801

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>pick character
>match begins
>kicked and banned

ERRRR, LO-REZ???

>>165846561
It doesn't stack.

>>165846947
No one cares about your personal info. You're just a nobody.

I swear to god I keep getting matched with fucking drooling retards all day today and it's getting on my nerves.

>>165849975
A lot of popular overwatch streamers have been switching to paladins and bringing their fanbases with them, so that probably is the cause

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AqNUHtXgkfU

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>>165849975
I mean -- just ... what the fuck do they expect me to do?
No, Kinessa, I can't make you suck less shit if you can't aim for shit!
No, Ying, your heals AREN'T on the capture point but thank you for invested interest in the well-being of the only person actively trying to prevent the enemy from setting up camp and having a lovely little nap with no danger to themselves whatsoever!
No, Buck, I wouldn't consider the snow map or whatever to be a pretty good flanking map because the capture point is fucking wide open!
No, Sha Lin, you CAN'T shoot through a Barik's shield but thank you for letting that Bomb King through and behind me while I try to shield everyone from damage!

>>165850136
I just...

I just want people to play with.

What the fuck is wrong with OB41? I keep getting disconnected every 2 minutes, my champions page won't load, and I almost couldn't claim my crystals.

>>165850248
>Talents locked away by character mastery
Sweet jesus, Hi-Rez! That's not Paladins!

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>>165850248
>Talents
Won't that just reinforce the most prevalent playstyles for characters even more?

>>165851559
It might unlock on mastery rank 3, 4 and 5 we don't know(but it'll probably be higher). I hope we can at least pick whichever talent we want and not get whatever HiRez decides what they want us to have.

>>165851765
I think each talent will boost 1 of the 3 character abilities we have. Like if I'm not mistaken if you take the turret talent for Barik you can now have 3 turrets(not official and not final).

>>165851943
Yes, but take Drogoz for example. Why would you choose the salvo or thruster talent over the fire spit talent when fire spit completely eclipses the other skills already?

>>165850248
>gold more meaningful
That's good.

>talents
That's good.

>talents unlocked through mastery
Why not use it as a way to make gold more meaningful?

>minor buyable upgrades
No, no, no.

>>165852195
If fire spit is already really good, why not buff something else to be more versatile?

>>165852195
But what if the thruster talent adds a passive flight speed and fuel to Drogoz? I think they can still play around with it so it doesn't feel worthless.

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>>165850248
I get the Talents idea but I'm not following what he means about upgrading card stats how is that different from the current 12 point loadout system? Is that like buying extra points to put into cards past 12?

>>165852745
Cards would have a stat boost added to them, in addition to what they do. So a card may have a +0.5% HP boost, and upgrading it boosts it to +1%, then 1.5%, etc. It's like runes from LoL, and I don't like it.

>>165852881
so do we need to pay gold to upgrade the stat or does it follow the normal card upgrade system? if it's the latter I guess it could be a good way to encourage people to pick cards that are less popular(by giving them stats that might want).

>>165850248
Ahahaha they're bringing back stats on cards. Jesus christ hirez