/nintyg/ - Nintendo General: What's the Zelda Version of

>>165668761
T H I C C

First for wet Zelda.

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Okay Ningen, here me out: I don't expect you to believe me (Because quite frankly neither do I) and its nowhere near a credible source, but hear me out here.

I had a dream last night, and it was one of those ultra realistic ones, nothing wonky, just a straight glimpse, and The dream was me sitting at my desk, browsing /v/, and i was half way through posting a paragraph long response to a thread titled "ITS FUCKING OVER" in all caps, The thread content was after a nintendo showcase, be it direct, E3, I dunno, but it was stickied, and people were screaming ">12.99" throughout it, which I assume was referring to the payment cost of the New nintendo service charges for online.

Now I know what you're thinking, but if you've ever had Deja vu, you know what I mean here. This was one of THOSE dreams. Example:

About 4 months ago i had a dream of me playing a game on a PS3 controler, I was a knight standing in what looked like a snowy cave, and was on skype talking to my friends, Well deja vu hits me just last week when I realize that exact same exchange goes on, only it's me playing Dark souls and standing in Seath's domain, which I had no prior knolwedge of until my brother leant me the game on new years.

Its one of those things you feel you have absolute faith in, but you can't really explain, so.. Screencap me if you want but I think this is truly a vision of things to come, it wouldn't eb the first one either.

The psychology behind Deja vu is utterly fascinating nonetheless, it's like future sight, but it's not. Yet we still see things we don't even know of, which is fucking nuts.

>>165669104
I screencapped it, we'll see.

>>165669104
I'm having a dejavu right now.
I swear I've seen that post before.

So how the hell are you supposed to charge the joycons if the grip that comes with the system doesn't charge them?

>>165669342
You reattach them to the tablet.

>>165669342
you shouldn't need to charge then while your playing. they last 20hrs. it's not as big of a deal as it seems unless you like to go on 24hr marathons

>>165669513
>they last 20hrs
Really?

>>165669547
that's what I read somewhere. I can't find any sources right now, though, so maybe I'm wrong...

Somebody convince Capcom to make Zack & Wiki 2 with HD Rumble.

>>165669423
Man, what the fuck.
Was it such an issue to reach 300 dollarydoos that they had to remove charging from the joycon grip?

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I've been pondering what Nintendo's logic was behind the Switch and I think I figured it out:

>Our portables sell way better
>So let's make a portable and sell it at console price. We'll be rich!

It's kind of like how Democrats thought:
>People with college degrees make more money
>So let's give everyone a college degree and everyone will be wealthy!

Most likely scenario, right?

>>165671618
le sonic '06 funny memes

I hope Oddysey has better bosses than 3d land or 3d world

>>165671618
>>>/pol/

>>165671618
Wow what a bold and insightful claim.

>>165671797
I hope Odyssey is better than 3D Land and 3D world.

>>165671756
Not him, but i got the same vibes too from the trailer, and I actually unironically defend sonic 06 as a good game religiously.

>>165671797
3D world had bosses? I literally only remember that awful Meowser """Fight"""

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>>165671756
sonic 06? this was sonic adventure in 1999. and it was a good game. not sure what meme youre talking about. nintendo revealing that they have a ridiculous mario in a "real human" world like sonic did in 1999 certainly isnt a meme. its just a really bad decision by nintendo.

I've been fighting the urge to preorder for 2 days now.

Sold my og3ds to get a nn3ds. No where around me will give up one for less than my testicles and the prices online are reaching switch prices so I'm done with it

I dont want to buy the prototype. It looks all around disgusting right now. I want a sexy white revision 2 bundled with smash.

I really hope it gets unreal support soon. I've been working on this forsaken project just for this

>>165673237
>Fighting the urge

Preorders are gone bro, they sold out of the last ones last night. You missed your shot.

>>165673237
>I want a sexy white revision

Not happening. Nintendo is only doing colored joycons on purpose strictly to sell them to people who want fancy colors.

>>165673237
>Unreal

Is this you?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIwOGDN3ptY

>>165671618
Well, how do you explain Germany and Japan then?

>>165668761
>still no SMT 3DS in either the news or pastebin
What the fuck are you doing?

>>165674849
Thread probably made by a new guy that just copy pastes stuff, don't worry I'll at least add it to the 3DS chart later today.

>>165671618
rly makes u think

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>that tfw when you have the best taste in /nintendo general/

Has anyone encountered Error Code 118-0516 when trying to play Wii U online? if i don't fix this problem im probably not getting a switch lol. i've tried everything google gives me but nothing really works

>>165675220
>All that decent taste and then Xenonlade

>>165675271
I used it get it when I played too much. The console would overheat. Sometimes it's just unexplainable. Try again in an hour or something.

>>165674849
>>165674973
What is there to say? It's not on nintendo's youtube and we don't even know what it is exactly just "something SMT is coming to Switch btw not even exclusive"

>>165675553
its never worked, thats the problem.

>>165673312
But I can still do it at every gamestop around me

>>165673445
Not happening until version 2 you mean.
The money making potential is limitless now.

Faceplates were a mistake. Charging for different colors every season still dominates. I just hate waiting for the better colors to drop. Every fucking time.

>>165673598
Christ

I still wonder how people manage to visually downgrade their projects. We can hit 4 buttons in substance and Unreal and have something sexy on screen In minutes.

>>165675592
You can put it in the pastebin you fucking dumbass
You can also link http://shin-megamitensei.jp/ and say "Shin Megami Tensei 3DS Project confirmed"

Chose one

Switch3D
>No glasses 3D support on the go
>SimulView glasses support when docked

Or

SwitchVR
>VR capabilities.

or

SwitchARHoloSwitch
>Uses hologram tech to project game in your space of choice
>Cannot be removed from dock
>double the price.

>>165676039
Can I choose none instead?

>>165675823
It's at 2000+ characters

>>165676186
>remove old news in favor of up to date news
damn..........

>>165676123
Id love to play turn based games with a hologram switch.

You aren't getting any of them anyway so why not have some theoretical fun? Take the joycons out of your urethra and have some fun anon.

>>165676039
I'm not sure what the third one is trying to be, so I pick the second one

What's the point of the "Special Courses" in Super Mario Run?

>>165676397
>why not have some theoretical fun?
Because those are all garbage, fuck off

>>165675756
Go ahead and call them then, let them tell you the bad news.

>>165676039
3D. Fuck nintendo for killing the 3D on the 3DS, whether or not people use, it the option for it should still exist.

>>165676459
I were looking for a video to describe what it is

It would basically project the game before you in 3D space using holograms.

This can be a thing anyway. It might limit gameplay in many games. but we could finally have hologram pokemon battles.


>>165676568
>Because those are all garbage
Yea because what we currently have isnt right?

You know you would take a Switch3D over a normal one anon.

>>165677136
>Hey guys, like pokemon go? Wel now you can do the exact same thing as your shitty phone, but with even MORE limitations!

Fuck off. VR/AR is a meme

>>165677003
I did

No one wants it right now.besides the usual scalping fuckfaces around here. I can still pre order it at 3 different game stops.

>>165673237
>Undergrad college student thinks his shitty school project will make it onto the switch let alone steam

FUCKING KEK

>>165669104
I had this happen to me once as a kid, but the game I dreamed from the future was Barnyard

>>165673237
>Revision
You're retarded. This thing isn't going to sell well enough to even warrant such a thing.

I don't have as much time as I used to but I'd like to play occassionaly. Can someone recommend me some good shit? Something I can play from time to time.

Was looking into Fire Emblem but I can't really invest 60h right now.

>>165676039
i want backwards compatibility instead

>>165678786
You're retarded for bullying.

Even if it doesn't sell well they will make something new and I'll get my white system anyway. I just don't want this ugly thing in front of me

>>165679336
Just like they did with the Wii U right?

>>165679207
>Lets cram a disc slot into a cartridge based system for no reason and bloat!

Fuck you. Nintendo finally has a streamlined console after a decade of errors, Let the wii-Wii-U be its own thing and die with dignity.

>>165679397
Exactly!

>>165678796
sup

>>165677265
Living is a meme you fucking idiot.

I'm already giving up my prescious time and life force to play some stupid video games I've played for the last 15 fucking years. Chose a switch anon.

I somewhat agree though.. AR is alright it has many other good uses. VR is currently glorified HMD shenanigans and it makes me sick but there are some games if feel would be great to play with AR and VR

Come on anon. A 3D AR fighter could be kinda fun.

So is there really no joycon with a real fucking d-pad?

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>>165682332
Perhaps 3rd parties will eventually release other add-ons, but for now no.

>>165681315
No, it wouldn't. People who like VR are fucking morons and anyone with half a brain wouldn't buy a Nintendo console at an inflated price for even more shit gimmicks.

>>165682763
this is a fucking horrible idea

>>165682763
Jesus fucking christ this is awful

>>165682994
>he doesn't want Gamecube-like joycons for the inevitable VC GCN games

>>165682763
this idea was a lot cooler before joycons cost 90 dollars.

JOYCONS COST 90 DOLLARS

>>165683076
Why would anyone want joycon anything when they own a gamecube controller itself? Make a fucking port device like they did for Wii U and piss off. Stupid shit like this is partly why the Wii was such a load of ass, make a controller and fucking use it.

So after a couple of years, I got my Gamecube working again and started playing Melee.
Holy hell I am crap
I can't even U-tilt or shorthop correctly.
Is there anything that can help me get the controls down or is it just keep trying?

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wow, breath of the wild looks great!

>>165684225
Play a real fighting game

>>165684289
Jesus christ that's pathetic.

>>165684496
No

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>>165684289
>People will buy a console to play this
>People will pay actual money for this
>People are going to defend this

>>165684289
>>165684535
>>165684758
>muh graphix
>>>/v/

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>>165684289
>e3 2016 build

>>165684948
>nintendo fans still pretending not to care about graphics

The people begging for a Mother 3 localization are getting even more annoying than F-Zero and Metroid fans

>>165685309
The people begging for anything are getting annoying, we should all start donating all of our money to Nintendo and buy all their games! They deserve it!

>>165684289
That looks fine to me. What am I missing

>>165683231
Newsflash: Nintendo makes toys for kids, Them doing this is absolute genius marketing and kids would buy this shit for every game. It'd be a new age of Tiger Electronics and collectibles.

Its not for sane money savvy adults like you, so fuck off.

>>165685486
there is a lot of pop in on this video of the alpha built of the wii u version. which is a thing that NEVER happens on pc, xbone, or ps4 and is thus unacceptable and makes the game bad.

>>165685806
>NEVER happens on pc, xbone, or ps4 and is thus unacceptable and makes the game bad.
>projecting
It's unacceptable no matter what console it's on you fucking teenager.

>>165684289
Wii U e3 build

>>165685771
Kids don't have 300 + 90 dollars for this shit pal.

>>165685961
False, doesn't happen on PS4 and PC because those are made by actual software and hardware designers who know what they're doing and are creating new levels of hardware that push the limits of current technology, instead of Nintendo where they sit on their asses for 2 years and then when the CEO asks them how the hardware is coming they go "Uhhhhhh oh here's an old Nivida card..."

>>165676509
What's the point of "Regular Courses" in Super Mario Run?

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>>165685428
Nintendo fans in general are annoying. I used to be one until I saw the tasteless and rabid monsters they became in the 8th generation

>WAAAH GIVE US ZELDA ALREADY, WE HAVENT GOT A REAL ZELDA IN 5 YEARS, THOSE PORTS DONT COOOOUNT
>2D METROID OR ELSE, LETS WRITE A HATE LETTER TO IWATA ABOUT HOW MUCH WE HATE NINTENDO FOR FED FORCE ONE CONVIENIENT WEEK BEFORE HE DIED
>STARFOX ZERO IS WHAT WE ASKED FOR FOR YEARS, BUT ITS NOT RIGHT BECAUSE ITS NOT QUITE WHAT WE WANTED, NINTENDO IS SHIT
>THIS ISNT THOUSAND YEAR DOOR 2.0 YOU PROMISED US A DIRECT SEQUEL TO TTYD NINTENDO
>THESE NEW POKEMON SUCK GEN 1 FOREVER, REMAKE RBY ALREADY
>GIVE US NEW IPS NINTENDO WE'RE TIRED OF MARIO SHIT, BUT NOT THAT IP BECAUSE THAT IP IS ALSO SHIT
>SMASH 5 WHEEEEEN ITS BEEN 2 YEARS SAKURAI MAKE IT HAPPEN I WANT JAPAN TIME AGAIN

Etc.

Easily the worst most vocal fanbase on the planet. Sure all companies have them, but Nintendo's is so big that it just eclipses all of them, Even Sega's notorious sonic crowd is more tame then this these days.

Is there a recommended list for every nintendo console? Anyone have them?

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managed to buy a collectors Zelda but my phones signal was gay as fuck so I couldn't get a Switch

if I camp out on release day with no pre-order do I still have a chance? also what store is less likely to be short stocked?

>>165688485
USA? Unlikely unless you get at the very front of a queue (since scalpers will be on that shit to then sell to desperate moms in the parking lot). I think I've heard that Walmart doesn't do pre-orders, so you could try there?

>>165688485
Unless they give more shipments before release I doubt you'll be able to get one without a pre-order short of being in the middle of nowhere. There are still some available at Gamestops depending on your location but I get the feeling they'll probably be pre-ordered by the 3rd.

>>165678796
I know you niggas play quite a lot come on help a fellow out.

>>165688485
>if I camp out on release day with no pre-order do I still have a chance?

Pfft no. They won't get more then the pre-ordered stock, have fun waiting a week or 2 for next shipment.

is this /r/splatoon

>>165682825
Lets be honest anon. People who play video games at all are fucking morons.

If I'm wasting life on this I might as well have even more fun with it?

The fan base has been giving into gimmicks with inflated pricing since the GB micro. They even buy multiple consoles at full price just for cosmetic reasons. Why SWITCH things up now?

I was at the launch event in new York. The reason botw is at 900p and 30fps, according to the Nintendo workers there, is that it is the E3 build. They said that the build at launch for switch will be 1080p 60fps

>>165688485
GameStop is apparently trying to get more switches available for pre order. Keep your eye open senpai

>>165691486
I know you're bullshitting but that would be amazing.

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>>165691486
I didn't believe you so I googled it and found somebody on reddit saying the same thing. Here is to hoping.

I wonder if 900p is the best Switch can uster nativly, or if it can do 1080p internally.
We know it can OUTPUT 1080p, but that doesn't mean anything.

I just want something that is better than the Wii U, Anon.
;_;

>>165688485
I love that not everyone picks up their pre order yet they still do it.

I wait until the next day to cash in on forgotten preorders.

Never had to pre-order anything here.

>>165691486
I can confirm that this is true. I was told the same thing.

I was also told that they plan on releasing "stronger" docks in the future. I don't know what the fuck that means, but it doesn't sound good.

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Probably not going to get any replies but anyone still play pic related? If you do you can add me, I've been playing it a lot lately and online is deadish. Or add me if you want more friends for whatever reason, I play a lot of AC and smash. Will play smash too if you see this quick enough.

Has anything been announced for 3DS the past weeks, other than the SMT project?

>>165668761
Is Puyo Puyo Chronicle playable without knowing Japanese? I just want a Puyo game on 3DS that isn't Puyo Puyo Tetris.

Is Apollo Justice necessary? It's the only Ace Attorney game not on the 3DS. Can I skip from Trials and Tribulations to Dual Destinies?

Also Mario Odyssey looks sick
I hope DQ11 is translated, yeah I know there isn't region lock but not everyone speaks moon. If it doesn't get translated I hope the security is as shit as the 3DS so we get an unofficial translation.

>>165693379
No you can't skip it.

It's on PS4, Switch and 3DS, it's kinda complicated because of the PS4 version, it's usually Nintendo that cares enough about it to localise it, but they won't do it if it means also getting the PS4 version published.
Or maybe SE will finally listen and do it.

>>165693379
The only mainline DQ not to get a translation is X, and that's because it's an MMO

>>165693517
>No you can't skip it.
fuck
i should really grab an r4 one of these days

>>165693379
>Can I skip apollo

No, because Dual destinies and Spirit of justice are their own trilogy, Apollo greatly influences those events. and you'll be pretty damn lost without em.

Trials is 3 of its own trilogy, think of it in two trilogies
1-3 = Wright trilogy
4-6 = Apollo trilogy (8 years later)

>>165692252
An employee also told me they're planning on releasing the Switch as a complete handheld only console at about half the current price, but it's a ways out. Interesting stuff.

I'm here to have you guys officially sell me or turn me away from the switch.

>>165694871
Do you like handhelds?

>>165695042
Don't listen to this guy, it's not a handheld.

Don't buy it.

>>165694871
wait until it has games. preordering it now is asinine.

>>165694871
Don't it's going to be DoA just like the xbone.

>>165694871
>paid online
>$300 with no games
>$50 for a joycon, $80 for two
>no games
Just buy a 3DS, sure it can't simulate up to three ice cubes, but it's reasonably priced and has games. Plus it's still going to get new games after the Switch release.

>>165695296
Just like the N3DS got all those games Nintendo promised right?

>>165695226
>DoA like the xbone
I don't think that's correct.

>New Zelda is getting voice acting beyond a few words
>Get struck by a realization
>In another timeline we could have had Robin Williams voicing King Hyrule
Shittiest of feels, I tell you

>>165695296
Already have a 3ds.
And no, I'm not planing on getting this to ever be a handheld to me, it will always be a TV console.

>>165695358
xenoblade, isaac, and snes games are enough
it also doesn't need to restart when closing certain games (and by extension ntr works on more games)
also imo it feels better than the 3ds xl

>>165696359
don't forget Monster Hunter and Hyrule Warriors actually being playable

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>recommended game list

Posting this one from the future too because I don't want to update it next week for DQ VIII.

I should start working on a Switch chart btw

Would you children recommend the following?

>River City Tokyo Rumble 【Is it worth the $30?, apparently it's really short】
>Runbow Pocket Deluxe 【N3DS】
>Maplestory 3DS: The Girl of Destiny 【Recently got a fan translation and I don't know if it's actually a good game】

>Dasshutsu Adventure Zetsubou Yousai 【JP】
>MEGAMI MEGURI 【JP】
>Miitopia 【JP】
>Puyo Puyo Chronicle 【JP】 (can it be played without JP knowledge?)
>Momotaro Dentetsu 2017 【JP】
>RPG Maker FES 【JP】

>>165696910
Does Kunio-kun really require much knowledge of Japanese?
And to your question holy shit I didn't know it was 30 bucks
I got it from freeshop
It's fun but goddamn not worth 30 dollars

>>165696910
Why are there big empty spaces below Retail and Upcoming Japanese?

project x zone and project x zone 2
good or bad
i've heard mixed opinions
it looks cool as fuck
but that could be style over substance bs and the game isn't actually fun

>>165697209
>Does Kunio-kun really require much knowledge of Japanese?
Uh I just noticed that, probably not.
>>165697271
Because I removed a row from the Upcoming English games, and making the image smaller is a pain in the ass, especially when some of the games in Upcoming are going to make me add another row.
Exactly the same for the JP games.

Also I forgot to ask:
Should I keep using the Tomorrow colour scheme for the Switch chart or should I Switch (hehe) to Photon?

>>165697485
>Should I keep using the Tomorrow colour scheme for the Switch chart or should I Switch (hehe) to Photon?
It could be neat, give it a shot.

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>>165696910
>No fan-translation for Ace Attorney or GameCenter CX

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god i wish i was phi

>People are buying Switch

But why?

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REMINDER THAT THERE IS NO REASON TO OWN THE WII-U FOR WII-U GAMES ANYMORE

x-xenoblade 2 will get a 3ds port, r-right?

>>165697631
>No fan trans

Are you living under a rock? http://forums.court-records.net/viewtopic.php?f=31&t=32422&

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>>165699035
>Mariomaker
>Outdated port

That's cute.

>>165699035
smash is getting ported to the switch?

>>165699304
Use your brain. Even nintendo isnt as ass backwards to know that everyone is jumping ship and expecting smash on the new system. Whether its a port or eshop release is to be determined, but they wouldn't have up to 8 players for local switch if smash weren't planned.

>>165699482
oh shit youre right, i forgot smash even had an option for 8 players

>>165699482
>Source: My ass

So your list is literally false, alright, thanks for the info.

>>165699176
Not him but just a demo and despite him a drama queen, Dowolf is right, the translation is shit.

>>165684289
Thats the E3 build on the Wii U. Course there is still pop-in on the Switch but it does seem alot farther.

>>165698872
I should start ZTD.

>>165699969
Don't, it ruins the series.

>>165700034
I finished VLR. I was disappointed. I pre-ordered ZTD with the watch. I know it's not well received, but I have to do it eventually. Those animations are terrible though. It's amazing how it went so wrong.

>>165700248
Literally don't even bother, the whole game is ass.

>>165700248
>Disappointed in VLR

Why? It's literally the Crux of the series. Don't tell me you can't process quantum causality like the rest of the Bioshock infinite fanbase

Otherwise yeah, listen to the other anon, ZTD takes all those cool concepts VLR proposed, and throws them out the window by teasing you with "Oh yeah, that big event? tht happened off screen" for the entire game. It literally gives nothing to you that would further the story, since the Ambidex game isn't even the cannon ending.

>>165700307
Nah there's a few good segments.

>>165700452
>Why?

It's not a better version of 999. It also has retcons, but I don't really remember which and what was.

>>165700567
That's like saying a meal is okay even though at the end of it you have to chug a gallon of piss. Ruins the entire thing.

>>165700452
The ending was shit, but everything else about is was great.

>It's literally the Crux of the series
literally 999

>>165701185
>999
>Not the best game in the series
End your life

>>165701185
999 was only okay, VLR kicked it into overdrive and established the actual plot and premise of the series, 999 is barely an event in the grand scale of things, Dcom and Rhizome are far more important then the testing facility

Especially since brother's dealings are retconed to hell now, which makes 999 even less interesting or important.

>>165701317
Did you fucking read my post?

Since the Wii U is all but officially dead, and I'm not seeing any other Wii U games still being supported, are we ever going to get that Pokken DLC?

>>165701510
Yes, on the inevitable switch port.

>>165701429
I got mixed up, my bad. English isn't my native language

>>165701332
God no, 999 was the best by far, VLR convoluted everything and was an entirely shitty set-up piece for the planned sequel which barely happened and then dropped all of VLR's shit because VLR's shit was, in retrospect, shit.

ztd > zelda

>>165701753
It's okay, I accept your apology as long as you show your boypussy RIGHT now

>>165701756
here's your pitty (You)

castlevania: dancing all night when

shin megami tensei nocturne: dancing all night when

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>>165701753
Its okay anon, we can't all be gods like uchi. You'll just have to become smarter someday and try again.

Solution: give Zero Escape to Platinum

>>165702497
Uchi is a hack.

>>165702629
>Platinum
>Good with puzzles

Yeah because Bayonetta was surely toted for its mediocre padding puzzles between combat right?

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>Zero Escape will never be as popular as Shitanronpa

IT'S NOT FAIR

>>165702710
that's the joke you fucking retard

F Zero for Switch when?

>>165703038
Mario Kart 8: Deluxe comes out in April.

>>165686235
>PS4 and PC
>Actual software designers

Most video games are poorly optimized and have similar problems while not having many hardware limitations. Nintendo does it less with hardware limitations.

F Zero Dancing All Night for Switch when?

>>165702776
Honest question: Why do you think its okay to even use Wojack? Why are you a fan of this terrible meme, better yet, why support or endorse it? Let me guess, you've got tons of those horrid frog pepe images too don't you. You just love being a trend follower don't you? Got no will of your own? just a bug on the wall following the flow of memes like every other underaged shitter on this board.

Do yourself a favor and grow the fuck up. Wojack is and never has been funny. Nor has that fucking frog. Reaction aimages exist for a reason, Start using them, and stop using the tried and true /v/ OC that makes you look like a blithering retard.

>>165703242
This a copypasta or did you bake it fresh just for me?

Will we get 2hu games for the switch?

>>165703719
hopefully not

>>165703479
fresh for you. Tired of this wojack shit

name five (5) good nintendo games
protip you can't

>>165704821
I rate it a 6/10, sauce was very weak, but you poured your heart into it.

>>165699035
>FFV
>shit
But that's wrong. It's the best horror game in ages.

>>165705315
> It's the best horror game in ages.

Thats not saying much. Look at its competition, and it doesn't even hold a candle to Crimson butterfly or tormented.

>>165705456
Few games do. It's much better than the original, which was a good game in its own right, and it's miles ahead of IV.

>the eroti coop game is only 20 bucks
That is neat. I hope different budget tier games get different retail prices.

>>165683170
They don't have to be that expensive when they only serve as normal controller like the gamecube variant there.

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>>165705725
>eroti
???

>>165705725
>ARMS is an erotic co-op game

Jesus how desperate are you?

>>165704949
mario
mario 2
mario 3
mario 4
mario 5

>>165683170
>>165705902
Why the fuck are they so expensive? Is it the meme HD touch shit? Nothing about them seems like they'd cost much to make.

>>165706057
>>165706021
I think he's talking about Snipperclips.

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>>165706021
*erotic
Here I meant Snipperclips.

Anyone know the biggest flashcard I can buy for the switch?

>>165706215
They are 80 for a set, not 90, but my guess is because they put that HD rumble with AMIIBO functionality and the infrared sensor probably ran the price up

>>165706608
512GB is the largest card available right now, but Switch can use up to a 2TB card but they aren't on the market yet.

>>165705725
>>165706562
Snipperclips is extremely lewd.

Especially when they're slowly penetrating each other with clips.

>>165699035
>Games with 3DS versions
>Outdated
>Pokken
>Ported at all
Yeah okay

>>165686084
Their parents do.

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>>165699035
>3D World - Okay
>Captain Toad - Shit

This is a highly dubious claim. Captain Toad is just the only fun part of 3D World stretched into a full awesome game.

WiiU was a mistake but I don't regret the good times I had with Splatoon. I wish the system had been stronger and more popular because I'm not ready to say goodbye, the Gamepad is the comfiest controller ever.

>>165699035
>Baiting this hard.
Either it's bait you you have an extra chromosome lying around.

>>165709326
Not only that, he searched for every single Wii U game cover to make that.

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>>165701332
VLR was a huge no-answers-for-you cliffhanger, everything about it was retroactively fucked up by ZTD.

999 was self-contained and remains a masterpiece.

>>165688485
Same situation as you. My plan is to go to the local Fred Meyer in the wee hours of the morning, since they don't do preorders and should have a decent stock inbound. Have you got a store like that nearby? A big retailer that doesn't deal in preorders?

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reminder

Why does the switch use microSD? Why not regular SD-cards?

>>165709838
Because that's what mobile phones use. Mobile phones are trendy, and Nintendo wants to be trendy so that normalfags buy their stuff. So we get a micro sd card annoyingly placed near the battery slot, and to change it you need to unscrew the thing. What the fuck.

>>165709838
Because nothing uses regular SD cards anymore, unfortunately.

>>165709309
Splatoon was definitely the system's saving grace, or nearest thing to it. Pity it didn't take off like it could have. I really enjoyed Pikmin 3 as well, and will miss the gamepad functionality when Pikmin 4 eventually drops on the Switch.

>>165710024
The worst thing about Splatoon is that if you missed the WiiU and want to play it on the Switch you have to pay an additional monthly subscription after you bought the game

>>165708763
>Thinking Smash and Pokken aren't all but confirmed for ports when Nintendo wants in on the E-sports scene

Yeah keep telling yourself that buddy.

>>165710323
I could forgive them that if they either bundled a year's subscription into Splatoon 2, or released Splatoon 2 at a lower price to account for it being seriously lacking in content without a subscription, but charging full price with the online fees tacked on is just exorbitant. I love Splatoon, and I'd like more than anything to see it flourish into a successful IP, but I can't support it if it means that.

>>165710635
>or released Splatoon 2 at a lower price to account for it being seriously lacking in content

Kek, its 3 times the content of the original.

>but charging full price with the online fees tacked on is just exorbitant

Original splatoon is still 59.99 preowned, this is nintendo you're talking about. They don't give two shits because you're going to buy it anyways

>>165709838
I don't care that they're using microSD's, that's what everything uses, what I wanna know is why they have you unscrew the damn thing to remove it.
To discourage homebrew? lmao
Thank god for FTP

Wow, paid online multiplayer is a great idea! I can't wait to pay to play online! I hope they make paid local muliplayer as well, that would be amazing! Can't wait

>>165710761
If that means three times the single-player content, then by all means I'll pay the full price, but if that content is online-locked, like weapons, maps, etc., then it's not content I'd be getting for my $60.

>>165711113
Why not just make it so that I have to pay every time I want to play the game? And whenever I die I have to pay again?

Guys I need a generic Tales Of picture for the Switch games chart.

>>165711327
That's a great idea actually. It would be like going back to the old arcade days, except this time you also have to pay for the console, the game itself and the subscription to be able to use games on the console! I'm glad the future is looking bright

>>165711469
I used to rent a GBA from the local Blockbuster, along with a copy of Pinobee. It's all come full circle again.

So I'm in the mood to start another RPG on the 3ds, I want that unique blend of good gameplay but terrible anime story. Tales of Abyss is a good example, 7th code is the top contender at the moment.

Any of you have any recommendations? Every 'complete' list of 3ds games seems to be missing about 20 games each.

>>165712062
Stella Glow

>>165712062
Stella Glow and FE: Fates are both solid choices, as is SMT and Pokemon Sun/Moon.

Radiant Historia's another good one but the plot is actually really good.

>>165712062
fire emblem conquest

>>165709838
They want you to use micro SDs so that you lose them.

>>165709309
>>165710024
I'm not a big Nintendo fan by any stretch but the Wii U had a lot more going for it than fucking Splatoon.

>>165709457
999 had the better story, and definitely the better ending, but VLR was the better game. Puzzles were much better designed and the AB game provided some great moments 999 can't match.

>>165713569
The AB game was bullshit that relied on characters betraying you then getting mad if you betrayed them, or, worse, betraying you because of betrayals that you had not yet done.

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Just realized something for MK8D...

Since dual screens are gone, how will we know what items other racers have? I hope the finished product UI shows some sort of roster.

>>165694246
The dock is literally a piece of plastic that holds cables. How the hell would they release the switch without the dock and save that much on production?

>hard mode is too hard
>normal mode is too easy
I hate video games

>>165716520
what are you playing? fire emblem?

>>165716737
bravely second
but that only really applies for a couple of the bosses and the berserk floor of geyser grotto

>>165709978
What? The video I saw had the slot behind the kickstand. You didn't have to unscrew anything I didn't think?

bowser fucked my wife and i watched

bowser fucked me and my wife watched

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>PAID ONLINE

I sincerely hope they backtrack and do what Playstation did on the PS3. Where online was free but you can pay a premium to get free games and other stupid features.

fucked my wife and bowser watched

I fucked bowser and my wife watched

>>165718446
This is more common of a fetish than you think.

I'd call it reverse cuckolding but it's still cuckolding.

wife fucked me and bowser watched

>you will never get fucked by bowser while gor watches

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMFf59v6ml0

Spanish latam > everything else

why is there almost no femdom porn of von karma
what the fuck

>>165720s247
she literally uses a fucking whip
how is this possible

first >9 since the switch presentation

Been playing taiko drum master on my 3ds, and absolutely loving it. Apparently there's a newer one that has some kind of RPG story mode to it, would I have to play it just to play the songs or is there a regular free play mode? I'm just hungry for more music

>>165722138
ajajaj

Does someone have the two screenshots of the "third party" support for the Wii U, and the new image for the Switch?

>>165696910
Kunio-kun has a shitton of replayablity. So that alone makes it worth it. I wish I waited till they announced Tokyo Rumble. I imported it like a year or two before. Good shit though.

>>165675220
>Shovel Knight
>GC controller
>Wario
>SAMUS

my fucking nigger

and yeah im late as fuck.

actual metroid game when

>>165724390
>actual metroid game when

Literally never again.
The creator of Samus is the one behind Other M.
We will never see her again because people didn't like his shitty story.

In the off chance you live near Dallas-Fort Worth in Texas or Kansas City, Nebraska Furniture Mart has Switches available for preorder for some fucking reason.

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>>165724852
Oh right.

Welp.

>>165725210
And don't forget that Metroid Prime games are non-canon and he didn't like them.

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>>165725379
Please stop.

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>>165725379
Let's not get into that continuity nightmare.

>>165726016
PLEASE HELP SAMUS

Hello I'm new to 4chan and I heard this is a good place to discuss nintendo.

I am playing smash bros for wii u with the wiimote

>playan
wooly world
>watchan
just finished unfortunate events, gonna go watch daredevil soon
>eatan
2 packets of ramen, boiled and drained with one packet of flavoring.
>drinkan
shasta tiki punch
>fappan
pale redheads with lots of freckles
>feelan
hopeful/shitty/sick/scared/unconfident/sad/poor

>Preorders were sold out on the day they're made available
When do you think they'll send a second shipment out?

How do I order from Japan?

Is no web retailer not taking pre-orders yet?

>>165731283
You can't order from japan because the switch presentation said preorders would be available for japan on the 20th.

>>165731448
Naruhotô.

What SD card would you recommend for the Switch?

>>165732012
a shark

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>>165732012
micro sdxc or whatever. class 10 with the highest speeds. not sure how big games will be but i think a 128 GB is $40 now.

also is Pipi best girl?

>>165732012
Nintendo official one of course. Good luck hunting for one on eBay.

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Who /proeordered/ here?

>>165737006
>$400 Canadian funbucks

Maybe when my economy recovers a bit

So never

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>>165737006
>>165737739
HAH HAH

FUCK

>>165732012
If you really want to get one now, the best bang per buck is samsung evo plus 128gb, but there's literally only one game coming out for the switch and it's one you buy physically. You're not going to have any use for even the 32gb internal storage for the first few months. No reason not to wait, technology only gets cheaper and better every day.

>>165738010
I'm so sorry Aussie

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>>165724852
>>165725379

>>165719985
Why are there so many different kinds of spanish

Also why are they split up between brazil, spain, and mexico?

>>165718526
the way I would do the paid online;
it you chose not to pay you can still still play games but you're using the default servers which are a lower priority
if you pay, you use the premium servers which have priority over free users, and the monthly vc games you get are permanent.
any good?
pr

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>>165738010
>limited edition
You better be a huge Zeldafag.

There has never been a single LE that has ever looked appealing.

>>165738443
Because Spain is actually a very diverse country with its own languages.

Spain Spanish also has a lisp, while Mexican Spanish can be said to not have "developed" after the Spanish left.

I can only imagine Portuguese and Brazilian Portuguese have the same difference.

>>165739107
>permanent games

Woah there son, slow down. You want to just give that VALUE away? Do you think these games can be easily emulated on basic computers or something?

>>165739415
>You better be a huge Zeldafag.

I mean kind of but no really, I did grow up with LttP and OoT but let's be fucking real, Dark Souls took that game formula and improved it 1000%

Depending on how much I fall in love with BotW, I may just sell the sword/coin/map at greatly increased scalper prices in order to make back some of the ridiculous cost of this console. If it's as limited as Reggie said it is then I should be able to get like $300 for it in a few months.

>>165739432
I suppose have a 2 tiered online system?
a cheaper one where you only rent the games, and a more expensive one where you keep them?

>>165739630
You're garbage.

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>>165740043

>>165739630
I agree that you're garbage.

Not because of scalping but because dark souls is trash and I can't wait for Nioh.

>>165740153
Dark Souls is far from perfect, but the main reasons being so are that the original game was the most well designed and every subsequent game has gotten worse, and the online features / covenants never work as well as they should.

Some studio with actual skill and funding just needs to take the idea of Dark Souls 1 and make it work and have bigger better multiplayer, maybe some roguelike elements, randomly generated loot, and you would at long last have the perfect iteration of Diablo 2.

>he bought a ps4

Will CEMU genuinely hurt BotW's sales?

>>165742120
Of course not.
>Implying CEMU will be able to accurately emulate BotW

>>165709457
I'm probably alone on this but I almost kinda liked the twist in ZTD. I noticed a few of the hints during the playthrough there was a 4th person on Q team, mainly the 4th "thump" sound whenever they were all put to sleep. Though it really was some utter bullshit all things considered, it would have made more sense if he was just in the lounge the entire time, rather than always there but "just out of view".

>>165718526
>reeeee fucking nintendork is gens behind the competition
>nintendo does dlc and paid online finally
>reeeeeeeeeeee wtf why would you follow your competitio into behavior I supported for years

>>165719985
>spanish(spain
Is that fucking spongebob?

https://youtu.be/CMFf59v6ml0?t=4m26s
That is almost sadistic to watch.

>>165722164
That one is a real rpg dungeoncrawler with Taito drums.

>>165739630
Dark Souls is nothing like Zelda wtf is wrong with people.

>>165744568
Zelda is the Dark Souls of video games.

Superstar Saga is the best Mario RPG.
Fight me about it.

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>tfw no Nier
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOBEEEEEEEEEEEE.

>>165746647
BiS is objectively the best.

>>165739630
>>165740320
>dark souls is zelda
>dark souls is diablo
shut up, moron.

>>165746938
go be a tarofag somewhere else

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If the switch gets a port of W101, the wii-U is fucking dead.

>Only good non nintendo IP it has
>Everything else with online is either dead, being ported, or being upgraded/replaced with sequels
>All the good Wii-U only nintendo games got ported to 3DS
>Scalebound flopped and Kamiya wants to work on Bayo 3

All you lose is Pikmin 3 which will be replaced by 4, and Xenoblade X, which thank god is going to die thanks to Xenoblade 2 getting the series back on track.
RIP wii-U

so anyone here that got to play the spla2n demo on the switch?
When youre using the joy cons individually and using gyro aiming how does it react?

SKYWARD SWORD QUESTION

1. How long does it take to beat? I just realized I bought it years ago and never played it
2. How is it on dolphin? I'm debating on whether dragging out my Wii is worth the effort when I can just play the iso I have of it.

>>165749637
It may be sad but all I need on the switch to make me not regret selling my Wii U is Twilight Princess HD and Wind Waker HD rererelease.

I wouldn't even care about paying full price again.

Then the odd one out is the Metroid Prime Trilogy since no aiming peripheral. I guess I could pick it up on the Wii but I really am trying to go full digital and don't want to drag my fucking Wii out of my closet every time I want to boot up metroid.

>Going out with my 3DS
>Get 1 streetpass
>Open my console to see what games it affected
>Only SSB
>It didn't affect the streetpass plaza

How?! I checked and it was active. Why the fuck would someone de-activate their streetpass plaza?!

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Will it be the splatoon of fighting games?

>>165751406
No, most people don't even care about it, Splatoon got a lot of people talking, most think this is some party shovelware, which it could be, hard to even really say.

>>165751497
Though I should add, I'd love to see it be bigger, but it's impossible to say until we know all that there is in the game and how deep the mechanics can go.

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Which console had the best new IPS?

>>165751406
>All that glow and bloom around the edges

Too modernized, take it to filters and make it more painterly, get rid of all that noise and clean up the artifacting.

Anyone got a pastebin for this article? http://www.wsj.com/articles/nintendo-to-gamers-try-staring-at-each-other-not-the-screen-1484560118

>>165754921
Just click on the link if you want to read it.

>>165751091
It emulates well but you would need an usb dongle to use the wiimotion+. And you want to use it since it works good and is implemented in many locations.

>>165755850
It's subscription-based.

What are the chances of these titles getting ported to switch? These are the only reason i'd keep my Wii-U and if i can get confirmation that they'll be ported/put on VC i'll gladly lose it.

>>165757051
Everything that was a hit has a good chance to get an enhanced port or sequel. This would include Mario Kart, Mario Maker, Splatoon and Smash foremost.

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>>165757051

>>165757305
>Potential chance:
Wonderful 101
Bayonetta 2
DK

>Doubt it:
Everything else

>>165757681
>Thinking HGH won't come to switch with exclusive content

You obviously don't know how thirsty Bozon is

>>165757681
I actually got a recent backer update for MN9, which means its still going, so Switch isn't that unlikely.

>>165757305
>Color splash
Fucking unlikely with its reception, but it was at the tail end of Wii-U's life, so Nintendo might port it anyways just because.
>Toad
Unlikely, might get an eshop sequel with more levels or something
>3D world
Pointless because of Odyssey
>Dong
Unlikely, but DKCR3 is 100% going to be on switch, so a trilogy is likely.
>Hyrule warriors
Koei doesn't fucking care, and FE:Warriors is going to replace it
>Xeno X
Xenoblade 2 is replacing it
>101
Maybe if platinum sees the demand, scalebound did tank afterall
>Bayonetta
Likely. Kamiya is itching for an excuse to work on Bayo 3
>Steam world
100% going to be on eshop. probably not physical
>Shantae
100% eshop
>Mn9
100% eshop Unfortunately
>Sanic
Very unlikely, but doesnt matter since Mania and 2017
>Ducktales
100% eshop
>Runbow
100% eshop
>Zeldas
Likely since BoTW is selling the switch
>Lego
Unlikely, and not really needed.
>FF5
God I wish, but japan hates us and this series

>>165758192
>scalebound did tank afterall
Because Microsoft sabotaged the project.

>>165758370
>sabotaged

Bayo 1 2 and 3 on switch when?

>>165737006
Preordered Zelda, reduced to camping for the console itself.

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Jelly?

>>165759763
When kamiya makes 3

>>165759818
Hope you're planning to buy Bomberman at midnight, because there's no way they're delivering Zelda before the afternoon of the 3rd.

>>165758192
Mate, Lego is like the only confirmed port.

Whats the deal with the Super Mario Series Wario amiibo in Canada?

I have never seen it in stores and most Canadian sites don't even have it listed online and I can find no reason why.

The stores are full of all the other ones that launched the same day as well.

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>>165759928
>$60 for Zelda
yeah, I am.

>>165760037
Fortunately, this store won't open till 7AM, and after that I've got work till the evening. I'm just hoping the line won't be as atrocious as the Wii lines used to be.

>>165737006
>preordering consoles
Dumbass

>>165760414
But Reggie-san told me they only appreciate in value!

>>165751735
gameboy or advance

>>165759928
not really

>>165760414
>Not wanting one day one

Sorry mate, its the way the world is now, if you don't pre-order you don't get one for a month. Plain and simple.

No such thing as walk ins anymore, not with Nintendo.

>>165760671
What am I going to play day one? ARMS? 1-2 Switch?

>>165760086
Source? Please tell me its undercover and not a shitty movie one off

>>165760821
ARMS isnt a launch title. Only Zelda and Skylanders are.

Also

>Playing Day 1

Whats wrong with just getting the console out of the way so you dont have to worry later?

>>165757305
October 26, 2016 at 5:46 pm #13032

Sorsha-WF
Administrator
At this time we cannot confirm a Switch port for Shantae: Half-Genie Hero. And according to our information, Switch will not be backwards compatible.

If you need to change consoles, you can do so by contacting [email protected]. Let them know the e-mail address you used to pledge and they can help you update your information from there.

>>165760836
It's Lego City Undercover.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uj6HWP48l9Y
They're also porting it to Xbone and PS4.

>>165761232
Sweet, thats another one off the Wii-U exclusive list

>>165669104
I had a dream one night that I walked downstairs, took the cushions off the couch, and dug deep into the side and pulled out a pokemon yellow cartridge. (I hadnt been able to find it for a week and had given up hope)

I woke up and immediately repeated those actions and there it was. So yeah sometimes things do happen. Though you could say my brain processed where it went when I first lost it even if my memory didnt.

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>>165669513
Not to mention you can just plug it in with the charging cable on the bottom and it'll charge them in portable mode.

>>165671618
That may have been the dialogue yeah, though I think the decision to make a replacement portable was a factor given how piracy is rampant on the 3DS right now with daily threads telling people not even looking for it how to do it.

>>165671797
You didn't like hisssstocrat?

>>165762779
Yeah haha that guy fucking up the translation was pretty funny the other day

>>165675271
That's a network error likely to do with your router setup. Easiest way to fix it is go into your router's menu and enable DMZ pick an ip address. Then give the wii U that one as a static IP address.

Do you think Pokken on the Switch will allow for LAN? Local wireless would be nice and all, but that'd be too much delay with a possibility of interference which'd be shit for a tournament setting.

>>165760636
>not really
I can tell by your reply you wish you could buy a switch for $100+taxes+shipping

>>165763690
No shit, everybody in this general wishes they could buy any console for $100.
I'm just not really interested in the Switch, especially at that price.