/ss13g/ couples edition

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This one was made first

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>tfw your waifu will never love you back
what's her name /ss13g/
dead game dead thread
this is your fault

>>165668301
My waifu does love me back

I don't play enough to talk with my waifu...

>>165668174
What thread are we going to use?

>that picture
I just puked a bit.

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Anime dress up game!
http://www.dreamself.me/clothes.php?action=view&id=0
Make waifus or something.

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>>165668914
Ehyup, i always get frustrated as fuck whenever someone hjiacks ''my place''. Also get it whenever i mine a nice amount of shit for R&D and when i come there we have a retarded mute birb gun printer who doesnt even have the first half of research ready for a drill. Shit makes me instantly want to space my whole crate at the escape.

Can lockboxes be lasered open?

>>165668365
fuck you shiggy/sj/yahir/felicity

>>165669728
I am none of those

>>165669774
then who
they are the successful waifuers

>>165667959
You forgot to make the link for the last thread.
>>165542656

>>165669847
>Implying I want the same attention those guys get

Probe, can traders use the stuff from their supply vend, or is it ONLY for selling?

>>165670174
Dont worry i will shitpost lewdly about you eventually.

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>>165667959
How mad would you all be if this shit song was played while we all ready up:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mlf4FD5EFE

>>165670954
Slightly perturbed.

>>165670954
I've had lobby music muted for years. Literally wouldn't notice

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Who is this?

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>>165668578
>Tfw I played TinierMe back in the day.

>>165671580
I think it's Maria Faust.

>>165669404
You're gonna have to learn to share.

>>165669404
I want to share the outpost with Rina!

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>tfw you will never be part of Mitchel or Viktor their bomb making harem

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Almost forgot about this one

>extended

THANKS ADMINS GOOD BUS HAHAHAHAH

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That ghetto bar looked really nifty.

>>165673945
>Nello actually was a crossdressing cuteboy all along
O-oh.

>>165674285
>Regular metal chairs
>Not teal comfy seats to go with the lighting

4/10

>>165674035
Eh, extended can be fun anon, just have to use the most of your time to enjoy it.

Typically, autism projects always work out well, and the bus tend to be better, this one was slightly weaker, but still good. Let the autists get their shift in peace where they can build rusts and ultra high quality builds, we don't always need blobs or nuke ops.

>>165674387
I agree, its just sec gets much more painful when its shitter safari and there are 20 all access ID's floating around

>>165674285
I was the MoMMi, I forgot I was just starting to build the bar when I had to go run an errand and ended up coming back to them actually putting effort into it.
They did a really nice job.

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>>165674381
Litteraly this image.

>>165674548
That's why you get science to print you AEG kits and plasma weaponry, so despite being the stations tard wranglers you can atleast be the most stylish and technologically advanced tard wranglers. Bonus points if you fully husk a retard who attacks you with the heavy plasma rifle, that thing does 50 damage, great for killing people, shame its never used.

>>165673945
Woah, you psoted it before I could even stitch them together. Thanks, man, hope you enjoyed it.

>>165674812
No problems. I just use a program that autoscrolls and captures the whole window.
News are always interesting to read and yours are great.

What's the silliest pill name you can think of?

>>165675249
le hot meme pill

because space is wide and good friend are too few

>>165675249
(0) pill

>>165675249
someone posted a log of every pill name, one was some thing "i cant fucking do it anymore, i just miss her, i want to see her again" and it was something like 50u mercury

>>165675249
Floor pill pill

>>165675249
Superpowers with 50 unstable mutagen
LSD with spirit breaker or mind breaker
Bittersweet with 25 sugar and 25 acid
Clown aplication with 50 mercury because clowns naturally have brain damage and it allows them to shitpost with things like the syndicate grafiti
Blessings of Honkmother with 50 banana juice, because clowns are healed with that shit a lot.

>>165675537
>because clowns are healed with that shit a lot.
what

>>165675794
Its true, clowns get natural healing from banana juice.

>>165674704
What's this voodoo!

>>165675794
Clowns treat banana juice as Doctor's Delight. It's magic.

Someone needs to add two cryotuves into the security medbay. One has sprinkles in it by default, and the other had banana juice in it.

When will there be a ghetto surgery exclusive operation to sew people's mouths shut?

>>165677183
WYCI

>>165675537
Mindbreaker actually IS LSD
Acid is sour, not bitter
Clowns naturally have clumsy, not brain damage

my body is on the asteroi

it's lings

>>165677183
This would be great.
>be an antag clown
>person tries to rat you out
>catch them
>sew their mouths shut
>cut off a hand
>cut off their legs
>glue a horn to their remaining hand
>put them on a MULE
>send them to security as a warning

>>165677183
probably wouldnt be that hard to code desu

>>165677475
Yeah, I said LSD because I knew one of them had it
Soursweet, bittersweet, mostly the same
They have both, trust me, scanned enough clowns as medical to know they have brain damage as a job trait

>>165673919
>tfw you consider yourself Owen's first apprentice
he taught me everything I knew.

too bad I almost never get tator these days, the last time I did he had already set up the system so I was able to make 5 max cap bombs in 30 seconds.
I destroyed meta station in several seconds but accidentally gibbed myself

so now that i know about in canister reactions, is my next step in bombing so just learn proper ratios and temperatures?

I added a girl on steam from here months ago, we watched a few anime but we haven't messaged each other in like 2 months, I'm not sure what wrong or if we are both just busy. I feel bad, I don't want them to think in blanking them.

>>165677787
You forgot
>set up camera computer in lair
>plant C4 on a long timer to the guy
>send to security
>they try to remove the bomb as the victim is desperately honking
>set off pacid smokebomb that you implanted into the guy

>>165678207
>hide multiple bombs on the same frequency all over the station
>mousetrap+signaller in backpack
>superglue horn to hand so noone can steal it
>get arrested for clowning
>boom
>honk

>>165678659
How do mousetrap assemblies work? Do they get triggered when someone opens the bag, or when they take the item?

>>165679164
If you put it in a bag they get triggered when you open the bag.
Do not forget to set the mouse trap though

>set up voice activated bomb with the key phrase being "Butt butt"
>put it in bag with a turned on radio
>create a buttbot
>put it next to a radio

Reminder that anime is fucking cancer and all anime references and hairstyles should be purged from the server along with people who play as anime characters or "waifus".

>>165680556
Nia hair best hair

>>165680556
does phoenix wright count as anime
the justice and edgeworth hairs are the best in the game dess

>>165680556
You can do a pr to remove waifu hair any time you want anon.

You dont because you dont want to.

>>165680556
Whenever i see someone with a weird hair colour i know they are either a fucking shitter or a fucking shitter pretending to be a cute anime grill and failing miserable (then again, these people never had contact with non-related women so its understandable at some degree)

Top 3 hairstyles?

1: Nia
2: Ponytail 6
3: Bedhead

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>>165680708
Yes, and no. Because, the game itself is of viydia origin, but it does have an anime based around it so. The, jury's still out.

>>165681310
Bedhead 2
Slicked back
Bald

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>Dunsel goes in a rampage in a mech
>kills shitloads of people
>mech destroyed
>he just runs out and sits down on the shuttle
>security ignores him

>>165681310
The only one that is decent is mentalist

>dunsel accumulates 0 blood all shift, completes zero objectives, then unscrews windows on escape shuttle when it's halway to centcom
AMAZING

>>165681658
>>165681768
then ahelp he get antag banned you shitters

>>165681310
1. Bald
2. Short
3. Mentalist

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>>165681658
MECHS ARE ROGUE, SOMEBODY BLOW THE BORGS

>>165681550
>Bedhead 2
best taste

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>>165681768
>objectives
Suicide yourself

>>165681658
i didnt know who was in the mech before it was destroyed

plus the whole shuttle was pitch black for a bit, that didnt help for identifying people

>>165681896
>just abandoning the mech once it is destroying

>>165681310
C U T
U
T

>>165681830
Going for greentext isn't mandatory as antag.
You can pretty much do whatever, unless it's a team antag round.

>>165680556
>anime is cancer
Yet here you are posting on 4chan of all places.

What's the difference between regular and advanced lazarus injector?

>>165682046
Gee willickers, where else am I going to discuss the /vg/ ss13 server?

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>Doing comfy xenobotany all shift
>Start getting bugged irl
>Come back from afk
>Comms are down
>Another scientist turns up on the roid and eyeflashes me
>Punches me once
>Leaves
>Go into the xenoarch airlock area
>A changling horror starts busting through a window
>Go back to the station
>A mech is killing everyone
>JUST

>>165682061
one is standard

>>165682087
fourms
discord
ooc

>>165681310
Mentalist
Mentalist
Mentalist
Honorable mention to bald

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>tfw fighting the horror form ling with our drills and Proto-kinetic Accelerator with my fellow miner
That was fucking fun, you were a great ling by the way! The way you fucked up cargo was amazing.

>mfw borer and I space horror form ling and save the crew from shuttle valids

Post your ckey and others rate you

I'll start: This meme exists purely to bully the mentally unwell or not perfect people from the server. Some use ss13 as escapism, who are you to dictate who can and can't play? The admins need to stop being internet psychologists and trying to "help" others.

>>165682113
What are the effects of advanced lazarus injector compared to standard one?

>>165681768
Well to be fair he did make a gygax to attack everyone in, though he failed badly with that,

>>165682272
2temperatebratwurst

>>165682272
Justsumguy

that horror ling opening up the pod enroute to centcomm..... fuck

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>>165682192
>grey goes toe to toe with the horror form with a dinky sword
>doesn't die but cleaves the most out the fuck horror ling
>Why didn't i die?

10/10, too bad I didn't have my plague hunter outfit.

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>>165682219
forgot face

>>165682272
No one has bullied me with this meme yet. Nice try, friend.

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>>165682105
It all could have been prevented if you had used the pokeballs i gave you Nello. The last thing a ling or rouge mech expects is a fuckign goliath!

>took busy and sick to play space.
Truly suffering.

>>165682638
Here's just a few bullied off the server

Morena
2hotdogs
Plapatin
And more!
I actually feel bad about Plapatin, he seemed lonely. I tried to byond pm him once but he assumed I came to laugh at him.

>>165683049
Solution: Don't make everyone hate you.

>>165683202
The thing is most were fine with people like Morena. It's the admins abusing power and pretending to act for the good of the server.

I'd argue 50% of players liked morena.

>>165682272
7lukewarmweinerschnitzels

>>165683049
All of those people made the server a worse place desu

>>165682272
My ckey is unironically _Riekland
Please bully me off the server, I fucking hate it here.

>>165678171
stop humblebragging on the board and just message me

>>165682272
amikawaii
_____:^)

>>165670954
I'd be compelled to grief.

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>>165670954
>titusgetthecross.jpeg

>>165682704
>>165674381
is there gonna be a server-wide convergence on Nello now?

i want him first

hows the serb doin

any big happenings the past few days?

>>165667959
How feasible is it to make an engine using the holodeck burn simulation?

>>165684128
you are good

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>>165682272
No, you guys need to stop building an identity out of your personal problems. Constantly being like "lmao crippling depression LOL gonna kill myself!!!" and fishing for sympathy is about as obnoxious as acting like a fucking 2005 internet stoner who won't shut the fuck up about his marijuana habit. Getting sick of the bullshit.

>>165685817
wasn't the burn sim removed because people would use it to hyper plasma flood?

>>165686015
Nope. Its still there.

>>165686015
No
There was a bug that made the plasma flooding from it EXCEPTIONALLY POWERFUL, and that was fixed and thus nobody USES the burn sim anymore, but it's still there

>clown spell
>fireball
>mind swap
>blink

Fastest shuttle call ever kek

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>>165685359
>tfw I think they're mimics and start shooting at them because I'm on robocop
>miss and blow out the windows to escape instead

turns out warden is the comfiest job in the universe

WOULD YOU DO ME A FAVOUR

PIANOMAN PLEASE

>>165681768
>tfw he didnt kill me because i gave him all the materials for the mech
T-thanks.

>>165684160
I'll message you tomorrow! It's bedtime soon here.

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Apparently the logs are no good.

(16:37:14) borg bolts specific escape door
[16:39:xx] I open the door and walk into the escape corridor. Apparently I can open bolted doors.
[16:41:~08] Someone else opens the doors, walks past me, and opens the airlock to space, knocking me over. Apparently they too can open bolted doors.
[16:41:11] I complain about being ZASsed
16:41:56 Someone starts hacking the apparently bolted door. Apparently he cannot open bolted doors without hacking.

Wait, what? http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=20&t=3443 What am I missing here?

>it's a chef makes a lot of food to get fat and does fuckall for the rest of the shift episode

I had a dream where I was playing SS13 and got Rin secbanned, then I left the computer and fucked my hot cousin

>>165686464
It's better then the Rin episodes

>Rin rolls HoS with round start pAIyou're a sad sad man, pumps herself full of drugs while borers line up to crawl inside her asshole episode

>>165686453

multiverse confirmed?

>>165686453
Is unbolting logged as well?

>>165684128
Can I add you in steam?

I don't erp

>>165686758
Being a powergaming shitter every round isn't against the rules, unfortunately

How do I up my warden game?

>>165687004
you've got it wrong
being a powergaming shitter isn't against the rules
being a powergaming shitter EVERY ROUND gets you badnotez and eventually jobbans

>>165687062
you just chill in the brig and talk to prisoners, aint much fuckin to it.

vulgaris magistralis

>>165685359
I remember that from yesterday.
I think it happened because a space carp broke the window.

>>165687114
I just bet on those kind of people eventually burning out and hanging themselves since they're on the path of least long term fun.

>>165687114
>tfw whenever I would greyshit I would ALWAYS get the coinglubbs, destroy the exact wall needed to steal the medbay space blankets, make a ghetto spacesuit, then hack into EVA to steal magboots and a jetpack
>never got any notes because I'd never straight up take an engineer hardsuit and never left the hole I made in medbay unfixed
feels good

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Morena,
You are the one that I miss,
You are the one I'd like to kiss,
If we were together it would be bliss,
You are much better than my last waifu Triss.

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>No one wants the cargo tech grey husbando

I feel happy this is a ting.

>>165688083
>techie

fucking disgusting desu, get a husbando with a real job

New gene: Enhanced Pineal Gland
>allow you to ghost as if you used astral journey or had a scrying orb

>>165688409

?

>>165688409
Too overpowered.

>>165688409
God no

>>165688083
I usually play roboticist.

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>>165688568

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>>165688986
>its a game balance doesn't matter as much as memes episode

>>165688409
Most retarded game-breaking idea I've heard yet.

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>>165688889
>>165689157
Such projection already exists in real life, is it overpowered there too?

>>165687004
It doesn't go that way for
Dean Du

New gene: Enhanced brain

Gives constant >tfw too smart flavour text
In return removes any stuns completely and allows you to talk to admins directly IC

>>165689614
Pray already does that and removing stuns would be too OP.

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>>165688986
New Plant, Caapi
>Vining plant
>Contains Telepathine, a MAOI
>Enhances certain medications, inhibits others, lowers overdose limit of some (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monoamine_oxidase_inhibitor#Listing_of_interactions)
>Can be mixed with Space Psychotria to brew Ayahuasca, conferring Enhanced Pineal Gland and accession of the spiritual realms

What are all of the commands that you have to type in chat in order to do them in game.

>>165689746
You get too smart to see this layer of reality and can see all messages a-la ghost as well as admin private chat and deadchat, as well as being too smart to just lie on the floor like some kind of autist when stunned

That better?

New botany plant: almonds

mutates into activated almonds

>>165689614
>tfw too smart for stuns
>tfw too smart for damage
>tfw too smart for rules
>tfw too smart for admin punishment
>tfw too smart for space station

New gene: Enhanced genes
>gives you all genetic powers immediately

New gene: Tard strength
>it's not actually a gene at all
>you just do more melee damage when retarded

>>165690618
new gene: enhanced jeans

gives you some nice thigh-huggin dungarees

>>165690373
i like this one
>>165690713
and this one

New gene: New genes
Gives you 1 whole chromosome worth of more genes, with suitable effect

>>165689508
Yes.

Someone make a picture of wojack with a huge fucking brain and glasses sitting down at the library and reading WGW but the book's upside down

>>165691116
Is this the start of a new epic meme?

>>165690713
Fund it.

>>165689973
>>165688409

if it let you see ghost who happen to be near by you fine

>>165691242
I'd do it but I'm too lazy to

I've got a friend in me
I've got a friend in me!

>>165690373
The funny thing about "activated" almonds is that, pretentious name aside, they are easy to make.
It's just uncooked, live almonds soaked in water until they think they should be sprouting and then you roast them.

It could be a chef recipe though.

>>165692642
>live almonds

what does this mean

>>165691116
I will be photoshopping this later when I have free time

>HELP: Sauerkrautons/(Oscar Dongo): Hey, if I get a bomb with a voice analyzer with a said code phrase, and walk into a room and say "HEY, THIS ISN'T MY OFFICE" and blow it up, will I get banned? Or does the funny make up for it? - No admins online
>HELP: Sauerkrautons/(Oscar Dongo): THAT WAS AN ACCIDENT I PROMISE - No admins online

>>165690373
>can grind them into cyanide
>activated almonds have lipozine or something
Wow, I'd code/sprite that if I had the talent.
I really really like this idea.

>manage to puzzle together an awesome pathogen
>start releasing it
>suddenly explosions and whatever
>never really had any use of the pathogen, still frantically spreading it

Suffering.

That fucking radio loop the clown made...

>>165693195
That if you stuck them in the ground they could grow into a tree someday.

>>165693656
Curious is the virologists art.

>>165693656
explosion was some retarded scientist that blew up the bomb bay

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>>165667959
>Try to save guy with telescience
>Get random sword instead
>wtf
>Bomb
>Shuttle
>Go to shuttle
>One guy tries to disarm me
>Disarm him, and tie him up, and buckle him in a chair
>Get THESE OFF MEEE RIGHT NOWWWWW
>No, man, dont attack me.
>Random Guy whips out a revolver
>Aims it at me
>Put the guy with the cuffs on between me and him
>He fires his gun
>Him and a guy on a janicart chase me around, and shoot at me with a revolver with what i assume is lethal rounds
>Keep running away to de-escalate there shitty escalation and they keep chasing.
>Just say fuck it, and run off the shuttle because I don't want to ahelp like 4 people.

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>tfw Rebecca survived all the shit from the science bombing and borg shitter valid hunting sqaud to the end
Rebecca is Friend, FRIEND!

>>165693760
He didn't engage the disposal chute, did he?

>all three vamps were in service

too bad the station exploded somehow, didn't even get cyanide apples

I spiked all my food with autism nanites.

How many people fell victim to it? I only saw the HoS turn.

>>165693774
Dick head, I slipped then you tried to cuff me 4noraisin, that's when i disarmed you

>>165693803
I don't know, I was patching up the aftermath

>>165693801
fuck rebecca. silicon 4 life WOOP WOOP

>>165693889
>You slipped

You tried to disarm me before you got Zasd.

>>165693846
way too fucking many. you have no idea how many times i saw a "what the hell" in binary chat

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>spawn as a botanist
>other botanist immediately does some shady shit
>keeps doing shady shit
>doesn't actually grow anything other than reishi and nettles
>tell the chef to tell sec about the nettles
>she's a vampire too
>mfw dead 5 minutes into the round because I'm the only human in a department full of vamps

>>165693971
It didn't show the message on my screen of me trying to disarm you before zas wrecked me

>>165693801

Rina a CUTE!

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>>165693801
Soon to be
Q U E E N

>>165694047
Why not just PDA sec yourself

>>165693817
I'm glad you enjoyed it, anon. Bit messy on spelling, though. Hopefully I can improve.

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>>165694064
[15:08:14]ATTACK: <font color='red'>Vince Mosser(nemod6989) disarmed Unknown (as Thicket)(anglosphere) . </font>

15:08:21]ATTACK: Unknown (as Thicket) (anglosphere) Attempted to handcuff Vince Mosser (nemod6989)

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>>165694258
>chubby xeno

Please stop my dick is already diamonds.

>>165694047
I do that every round I'm in botany, nettles are life and u iz 2racist


>>165694291
they actually told sec

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>>165692642
>pretentious name
That really activates my almonds

Are there any jobs other than miner and scientist (xenobio/xenoarch) that can start a xeno infestation? I guess trader could too, but I never see traders look for loot on the roid.

And are there ways to pull it off as non-antag without a bwoink?

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>>165694891
QM has mining access
HoP can get mining access, and anyone who can convince a HoP to add them.

I think you'd get a bannu any way you slice it.

>>165695264
Nobody got on me when I brought some active facehuggers to the station in a box labeled "DO NOT OPEN" as a non-antag miner and left them in the bar.

>>165695640
What's your ckey
asking for a friend

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>>165694248
>tfw when your waifu prevers xenos over you
Why even live?

>>165695876
Avadatide

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>>165695896
>tfw waifu no long looks cute over the time

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>>165696975
>tfw 4 people look like you waifu with a different hair color each
>one is male

Why would anyone want to "work" as a SS13 admin for free?

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I'm on a mac using wineskin and whenever there's this obligation to enable hardware acceleration I get this shit and can't play
Or I get kicked

>>165697504
It says update your directX and stop jerking around with exploits.

>>165697620
I don't know how to update directx I'm just using this pre-made wineskin "wrapper" thing
All I can do is update my BYOND client via the in-client update button

>>165697752
If you don't know how to install directx on Linux you shouldn't be on Linux

but here's a link anyways

https://tehcakeswineblog.wordpress.com/2011/10/13/directx-end-user-runtimes-june-2010-redistributable/

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>>165697752
That sucks. You'll have to find a way to run a directx version made more recently than 8 years ago.

>>165698028
nvm I'm dumb and can't read

>>165697232
>tfw security
>tfw catching a criminal cargo tech that uses an anime girl ponytail
>we refer to them as she, little miss, and cutie when interrogating them
>"I-I am a BOY!"
>"Oh yeah? Hey detective, pull their pants down and take off their shirt so we can see if they're lying or not."
>detective strips them
>they have no underwear on
>"Huh, they weren't lying. I didn't know they came in sizes that small though."
>"Y-you can't do this! This is abuse!"
>take out and activate baton
>they start trying to escape the cuffs while screaming for help
>baton their groin so they shut up
>detective stomps on their groin while I continue to him them with the baton
>we beat them into submission
>"Now, don't try that again, got it sweetie?"
>"Yes sir. I w-won't do it again."
>detective and I hug them and decide to bucklecuff them nude to a bed in perma
>Not a single bwoink
WEW

>>165698736
What security officers?

>>165699119
It was like two months ago. I was randomnaming as a normal officer and I don't remember the detective. The suspect turned out to be a ling and eventually got away. I knew that they were a ling and was having too much fun to kill them, I was hopeful for another interrogation session

>>165694675
lol

u n b a n h e

>>165699556
*scream

>>165699446
>you will never happen to play on purge day
>you will never corner that teasing femboy you've passed in the halls for weeks not being able to so much as touch
>you will never rngee push them, cable-cuff them, and take them into maint, all while they're bewildered and asking what they did to you
>you will never push their faces against a window as you tear into their jumpsuit and pump one up their guts

why even l i v e

>rejoin for the first time in months
>everyone sprite is naked and hairless

What do?

>>165702609
fap

>it's a "discord drama"episode
here we go again

>>165702685
kolith is the worst member we have

>>165702685
not an argument

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>Has thicket send me out to the derelict ship
>find a shitload of loot
>Borer grappled my ass from being ZAS'd
>Thanksborer.jpg
>Find a miner
>tazer the fucker
>we find three war drones
>miner does most the work as I hang back >sneaking to the cockpit
>Steal every last weapon
>power up the ship and teleport
>teleport back return back to my mechanic office
>get blown up and zas'd to death by nigger rouge ai
>Thisisn'tevenmyfinalformofanger.jpeg
10/10 round as a mechanic grey

>>165684128
you creep me out and you seem somewhat clingy and obsessive and remind me far too much of me a year ago

stop it

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>it's another milf round where people don't know that the pinpointer is an item in the game

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>escape to research outpost after the clown spooked me
>get some xenobotany going but have no exotic seeds
>mutate a vew corn and berrys
>gain a plasma eater and a no water/nutriment trait
Super Handy! If the AI tried its shit and plasma flooded everything it all would have been consumed after spreading all my mutant trees around.

Yarr

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>>165667959
>AI teleports me to the Salvage Shuttle
>We're pirates
>yarrr
>You're a pirate too!
>Oh by the way
>We're also
> Rogue Having a party!
>Frontier Internet Connection shits the bed right after I get traitor and the Salvage Shuttle moves.

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Attention cool doctor from last round: the PANIC pill saved my ass, shoutout to you for being a pal

Sorry mechanic, I'll do better next time

>>165703556
Sadly it doesn't eat plasma anywhere near fast enough to be useful in a fludd, I tried.

>>165703556
>clown spooked me

were you the one I bear trapped?

HOW'D I SPOOK YOU SO EASILY

>>165703470
It was announced multiple times the pinpointer was missing, likely telescienced into deep space.

>>165703703
I assure you, I never had my borgs touch it. Not like it would have done y'all any good.

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>>165703576
No, thank YOU for the beaker

>Guy in the CE suit tries to laser the mining console so people couldn't evacuate

What was your deal bub?

>>165703767
True, once you left the z-level the round was pretty much over.

>>165683049
I wouldn't say I was bullied out. Nobody ever spoke to me or insulted me to my face; most here too cowardly to do so and stick to anonymously shitposting 6 month old memes at me in the thread, which is laughable and funny to me. I was banned for what Pain considers a legitimate reason. While it's not clear to me what that reason is, he felt strongly enough about it to discuss it with other admins. Maybe a grudge was involved, but I don't feel bullied off.
>>165687737
I enjoy the sentiment anon. A poem doesn't need a constantly rhyme through it though. An AABB rhyming pattern might have been more appropriate, and maybe more focus on syllable flow for rhythm too.

Borg drags me into the captain's office at round start without explanation just beeps turns out the clown stole the spare ID.
Sec busts in and asks me for an explanation instead of beating me to death for trespassing how pleasantly unexpected

>>165703767
Hi Kav"move the AI core off the Z level"lax. How many times have you done this now? Three or four?

>>165667959
>Toxins autist steals the pipes from the floor because he needs them for his mix
>It takes less time to make an RPD
>Uses all the canisters instead of refilling them.

>>165704076
How/where do you refill them? Asking for a friend.

>>165704017
Is there an issue

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rad god best god
how can other gods even compare?

what's the deal with that dionae nymph that came to the chapel and tried to start shit thinking with le ebin deus vult for rad god?

>>165704014
My man, you are quite obviously not Morena, your typing style doesn't match up, too many capital letters and too well punctuated, and along with that, she's not that smart-sounding, tbqh.
If you're going to pretend, my man, do it right.

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>>165704269

>>165704312
I am quite actually Morena. I'm tired and melancholic, not the perfect time to keep up an internet persona.
I'm dropping by trying to seek some closure from the ban nonsense. I don't see myself as that bad of a person. So being labelled as such by Pain, it gets to me sometimes.
Plus the new dress-up game someone posted yesterday was entertaining, they're always enjoyable.

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>>165704849

>>165704076
I found his dead ass inside the research outpost. Its kidna embarrassing.

>>165705279
It would be funny if I was actually banned for the ElWhoop situation, but I wasn't. Maybe Pain saw it as the 'final nail in the coffin', but I think it was more his excuse to bring the Rule 0 out.

>>165705279
i'm too new for this meme.

what did kingston do?

>>165705621
Landed himself a small ban, then shitposted constantly about it for months on end.

>>165705612
The joke is that you kept making ban appeals, Jesus Christ.

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Who is the most fun reporter?

>>165705875
Ban requests, rather.

>>165705881
Me

>>165705881
I like Arma.

>>165703571
http://picosong.com/dMQu/

http://picosong.com/dMQ5/

>>165705881
Bawka and XP.

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>>165705881

>>165705875
I made a few ban requests myself and most were successful? I don't understand.

>>165705881
Windows XP Also my favorite AI and Alice

>>165705881
Probably ARMA the AI

It's kind of sad that the AI is better equipped to report than the reporter though

>>165704849
>god i am so cheap i love it
>IM A GOOD GIRL SHIGGY
>internet personas
what did he mean by this

>>165707006
Yeah.

>>165707194
nah
just caught in lie and trying to get out of it by lying

>>165707254
If you want to think that, you can. I don't care.

report blogposters.

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>want to play spess
>remember that apart from AI and borgs i get bored to hell

I need some breathe of fresh air, what are some other good spess serbias?

>>165707591
>I need some breathe of fresh air
start coding

>>165707591
lifeweeb
colon marines if you feel autistic

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>>165704849
I miss talking with you

>tfw skrillex just released a new single with his old emo band
life gets better

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>getting the shakes before every roundstart, put on 1h of calm music
>every single roundend I realize the music stopped and I never even realized
This game is the ultimate autism channeler

>>165707591
Urist, Polaris.

>>165706697
Is ARMA playing again?
I haven't been able to play for like a month because my internet connection is disgusting

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Is there any husbando around with purple nia hair, cat ear and tail and only plays lawyer?

>>165707756
You could always have just added me on steam, it's been posted well enough.

>>165707756
>missing talking with morena

My man, the best thing that ever happened to me was never having to talk with her again tbqh. You really need to let go, if you're who I think you are.

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>>165708129
>when you need to scramble to find a way to still be technically on topic while you really just want to post your fetishes.

>>165708262
Go away Shiggy.

>>165708129
No, and thank god there isn't.

>>165708495
can i get the shiggy lore? how many waifus did he fuck?

>>165708432
Its just like powergaming! Just barely pretend to do all your shit with legit incharrachter reason and knowledge and no mod/admin will hurt you.

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I haven't found this game fun or interesting in years.
Why am I still here

What do I dosage arithrazine as?

Reminder that a waifu is for laifu and if a waifu has been with a man in an IC relationship, or even OOC relationship, or with a woman, they're not a waifu anymore.

>>165709118
3u or 2u with 2 hyronalin

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>>165709112
I wish I knew too.
>tfw joined in 2010

>>165708591
like, one or two at most, even if he chased more tail than that

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>>165709112
>>165709641

It's because the game has the best multiplayer you will ever find. I'm seriously thinking about hanging around goon since i played too much /vg/ and lifeweb

Who is the fairest maiden in the land?

>>165710807
nobody
they've already all been plundered.

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Kelly + MoMMi = Best ghettomed buddies

>>165711019
INFETTERENCE. MOMMI BAN

I ate Ian, sorry

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>make packed lunch for the shuttle out of my few remaining ingredients
>empty the food delivery bag out onto the floor
>carp break open the window
>all my fried egg and chicken fillets go flying out into space

Did the bartender do anything with the crossbow I sold him?

Why is Pain's go-to measure for unresolved ban requests / appeals to simply close the threads? Solves nothing.

http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=20&t=3443

>>165711075
nah, I just sorta wandered around and fiddled with stuff the mommi had no part in

>>165711161
Yeah he shot some people dead.

>>165711308
Was he an antag? I didn't pay attention to the round end screen.

>>165711214
do you want to get metaclubbed to death

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>tfw braxton died without my intervention and I gto greentext

Welp.

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>>165667959
>Recruit two explorers
>Find Syndi Outpost
>Doors locked send us tools and insualted glubs
>Go to cargo
>Do you have any gloves?
>No
>Look at orders
>Hes swamped
>Go to mechanic
>Hey We need some gloves to explore this anomaly we find
>Immediately runs over to the gloves
>Noo you cant have them unless your loyalty implanted
>Come on, I can just order them from cargo but the guy is swamped
>No, get loyalty implanted
>Please?
>no
>Check GPS
>Gloves are 3 tiles above current location
>Go back to telepad
>enter cords for gloves
>Recieve
>Gloves and the bitchy mechanic appear
>FUCK
>Send the gloves back and open all the doors for her
>She chases me around with a welder trying to kill me
>Hit recieve when shes gone
>Get the glubs
>She comes back and tries to kill me again
>Security comes
>Deals with her
>She comes back again
>Can only get into RND
>Steals mats and attacks the Xenobiologist

Why are most Mechanics worthless pieces of shit?

>>165711350
No.

>>165711214
Who the fuck do you think you are?

>>165710917
I wanted more people to reply, so I cold insult them, but whatever.

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>>165711390
>scientist's reaction to being told they can't have gloves is to steal them
>GEE BUDDY WHY ARE PEOPLE CROSSED AT ME??? CUH

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What can I use to replace circ saw in ghetto surgery?

>>165711637
>that random dick measure

unexpected

>>165711637
Hatchet.

>>165711637
Hatchets. Botany one works, not sure about glass and metal.

>>165711460

>"Please post it in the forums."
>"Yeah, we're going to ignore this now."
>"Huh, what do you mean, you're not happy that we're ignoring it?"

Please It's just Pain being pushy and lazy and Probe not looking into it.

>>165711372
>think at round start that if i become a tator id murderbone till death
>tell my target that i know he's a tator
>ask him to participate in a murder bone
>he does not do that
>one or two hours later i murderbone on my own
>down sec and condom
>random crewmember tazed me

All my target did was not actually antagging at all.

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>>165711914
>All my target did was not actually antagging at all.

Such is life in a double niggers round

>be cargo tech
>QM is in hyperautism doing everything, so I just hit the bar
>relax with the chef and bartender
>watch the bartender explode, visit the chapel, then come back to the chef
>he's cooked a lot, me and an IAA agent eat and talk
>eat, get fat, slip on a banana from the clown with an assistant and fart in her face
>she gags from the stink then kills herself
>shit, this is my fault
>take the suicide to cargo and ask the chef to help
>some poison is happening with his food so he doesn't see my messages
>In hindsight I should have asked the IAA but instead I go to the bar and look for the chef
>Bar's pretty busy, go back to my work to the body
>Get a pAI from the bar before going back
>A miner's by the body
>and now the QM's beside the body too
>They ask me questions, I try to take it and run
>Don't try very hard due to playing a somewhat awkwardly shy character, stopping when I open a door and see people on the other side
>Some doctor takes the body, probably to the morgue since it was a suicide
>Miner ask about body, I claimed I killed her (because she killed herself after my fart)
>Don't resist, lay on the ground depressed
>Miner threatens to kill me, but after begging turns me in to an officer
>Miner says I killed a guy, things escalating I say I didn't kill a guy
>Officer drags me away, this entire time I'm not even cuffed
>while officer is dragging me to the brig I whisper to him "jokes on him, I killed a girl not a guy"
>My pAI keeps criticizing my choice of words, I play dumb and ask what it means but it never tells me
>Officer tells me good job retard, you've earned execution
>At this point I start to question what's going on and then the warden suggest perma
>I'm in a cell for 10 minutes instead of perma, I ask for legal representation twice but nobody shows
>Decide to bargain with the warden, claiming I didn't intent to kill when I murdered her
>Before he even gets a word in, another officer comes claiming the captain approved an execution

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>>165711214

A man makes a good point. A man can make an enemy.

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>>165712139
See, this is what I hate. Rin did the same thing yesterday claiming captain approved a torture. THe nigger was full of shit, and I know it.

>be engineer
>build singularities in oft looked places around the station

as long as it's stable and generating power, I can't be banned for this right?

Braxton a cute, CUTE!
>tfw all your husbandos are scientists