epic """pk'ers""" edition
>>> What is /v/scape? <<<
/v/scape is a 2.25x Runescape Private Server started on 4chan's /v/.
>>> NEW CLIENT (5.9) SINCE JANUARY 1, 2017 <<<
Launcher | auto-updater
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Manual Download
https://mega.nz/#!x5wzkKhD!hd3TxGVszidREJMXAjZ7M5McQLUGsFmBi4ZjZ2d2Dmo
MUTE run the jar with "mute" or tick mute in the launcher
java -jar vidyascape.jar mute
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>>> Main Website <<<
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>>> Staff <<<
>Admins<
Odel (!!Ma7uJItz9cg)
Pickles (!pikolGod2A)
Bobster (!Zse4f8H3iE)
Latent(!mentospepe)
Saxi (!nNy/WMqVk.)
Lord Dio (!TEsgJa29owG)
Bitterness (!rlymksM3thnk)
First for construction was ok
wiggins thinks he's latent edition
nice shop op you know that never happened t. damamge control man drama dude
>>165624331
this tbqh wiggins could never kill ANYONE, besides i can't even see any of his brews in that pic.
>>165624507
>poster count stays the same
Wiggins is autistic.
life saving bump
What are your sexual fetishes?
And judge each other.
>9 replies
>3 posters
dead game.
yo guys im so fucking high right now, what skill should i levlev aay haha
>>165625379
>Tfw not autistic
>>165628523
good post
>>165628937
wiggins IS autistic.
Fresh™-selected urgently required content not currently implemented:
>broad bolts
>leaf bladed sword
>slayer helm & black mask
>lunar diplomacy
>barbarian training
>fairy rings
>splitbark armor
>smoke staff and TNSD
>upgraded iban staff
>dragon pickaxe, defender
>the newer castle wars rewards
>achievement diaries with nerfed rewards
>god hide and god platearmor prayer bonuses
>ancients teleport tabs
>achievement diary and music capes
Fresh™-approved custom content ideas:
>smithing table includes gloves, boots, picks, and other miscellaneous metal items
>dragon crossbow (magic stock, magic root string), platebody, kiteshield
>soul and blood runes craftable at 77 & 90; laws/deaths/souls 2x craftable at 99; cosmic/chaos 3x craftable at 96
>allow combination (elemental) runes to be made simply by taking X runes to Y altar with pess in inventory; each pess can be used for multiple combo runes depending on how many multiple you can make of the highest level rune involved
>DBAxe spec text from Raarrrrrgggggghhhhhhh! to flash1:wave:Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>new Ahrim/Torag/Karil's set effects
>Steel Gauntlets get upgrade tiers
>picking on-map crops gives farming xp, some give thieving too
>ring of stone / full ghost robes removes dot from minimap
>pyramid teleport on ancients
>allow any bolt tip on any bolt type higher than minimum
Fresh™-presented quality of life ideas:
>smith, craft x/all
>buy x
>fill/heat all (sand buckets)
>slayer task picking
>make x/all (spell tabs)
SOMEONE PLEASE BUY MY STUFF
bump; thoughts on trump?
>>165631374
bump
I CAN CAST CRUMBLE UNDEAD ON THIS THREAD
>>165638257
you cant cast crumble undead on this thread bro
bumb
what did >>165636561 mean by this
reminder
>>165631065
>Dragon pickaxe
kill yourself
After an intense psychedelic experience last night, my fursona was finally driven out of my body. There are now 2 of me
>>165643674
haha nice dude
>log in
>someone else is mining gold
>they leave
i would've let u stay knobhead
what a sad pathetic excuse for a thread.
>>165646954
This is Correct
are there any alternatives to the warrior helms? I cba doing fremmenik trials right now
>>165653214
>h-hey guys I'm totally too lazy to do fremmy and not worried that I'm underlevel haha
>>165654274
fuck off, I used the helms before the quest was implemented and before your account was even created
Where's the best place to mine gold? Brimhaven, Grand Tree, Crafting Guild?
Is the Arzinian Mine implemented?
which clues drop 3rd age, if any? doesn't really say on the wiki
>>165655979
level 3
>>165655712
brimhaven
>>165655979
>>165655712
>poster counts the same for minor information you could have looked up yourself
dead as fuck thread
Anyone else think Thermoduck is one of the cooler players on here?
>>165655979
>doesn't really say on the wiki
yes it does you fucking retard
Need password reset can any mod message me in steam when they get this message?
>>165655979
>doesn't really say on the wiki
have you even tried faggot
imagine to be dairychoco bomb slave
explode
wow
bumpy
>>165668117
Imagine to be nabutso and crash the entire market for d2h's & dbows, then cry when the items you grind do not sell (^8
Imagine.
>>165669528
imagine to give fat hairy men 10m
not a girl
naruto
Did Kaede kill himself already?
Haven't seen him in days.
>>165673173
Most people only last a few months at most
>some of us are here forever
>>165627930
boop
>>165674726
poop
>>165627930
sexually, only clothed dryhumping and cuckolding (when i am the bull)
but i have many many aesthetic preferences
>>165677684
Thank for making this your first post to the thread. It was really insightful and relevant to the game.
Hello I'd like to build a dresser but this fucking larder is in the way
>>165631065
Broad bolts are the only thing I care about desu
>>165670072
dude nice
>>165679773
>he missed the "Remove Larder" option
>he built a larder next to his bed so he doesn't have to move for nuggers while he grinds cooking, writes the wiki, and is wrong about efficiency
imagine to be randy NEETboi wow
>>165674140
I play in small bursts.
>>165683167
thats the only way this game is bearable.
>>165683270
I get frustrated with my shitty internet so I usually stop playing for a little while, and then I have to go back to working for 1/3 of the year, and then I come back for maximum /comfy/.
>>165683598
>>165683270
>>165683167
>he doesn't play 7 days a week and at least 10 hours a day
smdh why do we ever let casual fucks like you on this server
>Darango (level-111)
>No fire cape
LOL
>>165683860
>tfw only play a month at a time
reminder rare is a known snake alt he uses to speedboat past the embargo
do NOT trade with him
>>165688820
its juice
>>165688951
no it's snakehi snake i saw you transferring items over to it
>>165688951
delete this instantly please
>when he runs ahead of you instead of fighting the tank
>>165693934
What is this meme?
Are people allowed to ddos the server when people are at dags?
>>165696717
yes this is permitted
>>165689392
t. bitchboi
>>165680716
enough of this meme and stop glorifying roleplaying faggots.
>>165704859
Why do we let 15 year olds play here?
>>165680716
can someone explain this one to me
>>165706065
that's not darango
Wish me luck? I will probably regret this.
>>165710126
i wish you regret
>tfw Wiggins has a 50 word essay due tomorrow
>tfw it was already 7:30
thank god ::yell came in to help him out
>>165704859
What's with everyone wearing this exactly same retarded rooster hairstyle these days?
>>165680716
heh
>>165713867
remember like 6 years ago when all those assholes you knew had long hair like womens? well its the same thing but now they've moved onto lesbian haircuts
>>165704859
*snaked
>>165713867
Wait people actually don't like it
For Raltz.
>>165719582
kekI said otherwise in the chat, but go for it Raltz
>>165710126
>doing ironman without a grand exchange
Good luck
>>165721505
What exactly did he mean by this?
>>165720118
[G] Unclechuckus: wipe meeeeee
Buying all Oak logs (1k ea)
Trading potions for their secondaries - Sara Brews and Ranging pots for right now, will also throw in 10 cooked and raw monkfish per item traded.
>>165722739
As a representative from YTB (Yeah The Boys) LLC I am formally requesting that you delete this immediately and refrain from posting things like this in the future.
For Ralts.
>>165688317
You guys know Darango is only like fm level 50, right?
Just look him up on the leaderboard, it's true.
>>165724365
good bait
>>165724590
See for yourself
http://vidyascape.no-ip.org/highscores/?player=Darango
>>165722739
@cya@To Cutetorture: Tommy ill wipe your ass if you defend me in the thread im not that fat ok
[G] Unclechuckus: @red@WHOEVER POSTED THAT FUCKING DELETE IT RIGHT NOW!!!
>>165727538
>banned from 4chan
>can't even defend myself
fuck OFFF OIII
>>165731296
hello ?
>>165733334
Will there EVER be someone who disagrees with him without being triggered about it?
Discuss.
Also post your (heterosexual) fetishes and judge each other.
"bump"
tfw scouter and his lvl 123 friend come at me(lvl 101) with barrage and entangle/teleblock while im cleaning up agility arena and they couldn't even finish the job even tho i had to run through a shitload of multicombat area and was constantly frozen there. My def 45 gear is poop compared to theirs. I heard they waited hours for me to log back in. Nice use of time :')
step up ur game niggers
>>165738424
scouter btfo
leave the pking to real men young nigga
>>165738424
>lying about one of the combat levels
lol
I can't remember if I've actually sold any of this shit yet, I'll make sure soon :^)
>>165741041
I'm going to be honest. I like /vg/ scape merely because it's /vg/ and not because the content that's in /vg/. Honestly though, I like runescape because of the content. This makes me feel conflicted. I have to choose between runescape private server that has runespan, dungeoneering, and everything, with vanilla rates, OOOOOOOR I can play this. OOOOOOOOOR I can just grind in regular runescape and get a free membership through my hard work.
I will play /vg/ over the private server I'm joining on the single condition that you guys add a grand exchange. That is all.
>>165743050
I'm not sure why you replied to me, but fuck off, we're full.
If you enjoy your meme content, then shoo shoo, we don't need another Fresh, campaigning for shit that's literally never ever happening.
>>165741041
Also I checked quickly and this seems to be up to date but I've logged out for now anyway
>>165743389
look Hammi. *shuffles belt*. You're going to have to give me a better reason than that to play your server. You guys don't even have summoning. Like, what the fuck?
>>165743756
Dude what the FUCK is summoning I have a hard time dealing with these weird new skills like "Thieving"
>>165745802
*shuffles belt like this guy* https://youtu.be/Q4vFviZ4qw0?t=1m48s
*speaks in western country accent*
weeeeeeelllllll if you make me the king of Yanille, I'll play your server, how about that?
>>165743756
summon deez nuts
>>165718230
>>165719072fuck off boop no one cares
For Mango
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxHs0WD8czA
thread saving bump, you're welcome /erp/scape
>mfw americans sign their name with printed letters
LOL are you KIDDING amerishits??
>darango spam trades me
>i trade back
>he declines
>then says wtf are you doing
>and procees to sperg out
Enjoy you are ban :^)
>>165758951
>a website for hackers and pedophiles
kek
your pussy ass won't even submit it anyway
>>165710828
I really enjoyed this story
>>165759029
already did. Why the fuck wouldn't I?
@cya@From Kunta Kinte: Xiah's farts really stink
What did he mean by this?
>>165759857
Good one jimmy
>>165759857
>>165762061
lmao this is almost as funny as the time kunta cut the logs for 99 con before it came out and still only managed to get 99 a week after xiah and never ever got to be first place
LOL
>>165759857
>>165762315
qkumber and rofl out here perpetuating this shit meme to disguise their disgusting degenerate fetish
>>165733552
my heterosexual fetishes are cuckolding, pegging, mmf threesomes, and snowballing. what about you, friend?
big thanks to whichever mod made q ps easier to line up
>>165762527
you'd know all about degeneracy kunta "fartsniffer" kinte
>>165758951
his password is only 6 characters long
quick, bruteforce it
>>165765691
>he doesn't showcase the last q p
,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,w
>>165766245
don't you mean brutefart it?
>>165765880
>>165766879
>p-please reciprocate my scat fetish
>haha anyone
>lmao it was just a meme about you being number 2
>get it, number 2?
>haha anyone
if rofl's total level matched his number of chromosomes he would be locked in #1 for eternity
>>165767581
T. Kunta kinte
>>165768058
Might as well just call him fart kinte anymore
reminder rofl is a curry30pubes fan account and qkumber is his spastic little brother
Reminder kunta kinte is a serial fart sniffer who gets cucked by xiah
>>165768475
I think curry is a pretty cool guy
>>165758951
what happened to the stream? did this man get banned?
>>165770432
he got so many randoms and disconnects he killed himself
>>165770432
Hubcap was spending the last hour sending him randoms and removing logs from his inventory, removing his experience and kicking him until he finally quit
>>165771049
>>165770923
>>165770432
wtf I love hubcap now
this server needs a full reset.
>>165773869
u r mom needs a full reset lmao
xD
>>165771049
more like he was stuck on the same random because his africa-tier internet kept dropping him, did you catch his second attempt stream? more lag and less frames than my dick
>>165778002
nah i was sending him randoms lmao holy shit i am SO funny
>>165778002
Still our best streamer to date. Truly a legend he will be missed.
buying oaks 500 ea
selling oaks 2000 ea
mcgarnagle
>>165743050
Grand exchange never ever.
who is swagjestic lol
>>165784147
probably some shitter who joined this month and thinks he's relevant already
Thermoduck is a pretty cool player imo
>>165784147
>>165784426
total level 485
>>165784795
why do you keep samefagging yourself senpai
this business class is the biggest meme ever
what should I major in
>>165785893
>asking /v/scape what you should major in
just lmao my man
reminder xiah is literally a high school senior
>>165785893
Computer science, it's like programming only way fucking easier and you can be a tech support guy
>>165787520
what the fuck are you talking about?
>>165788564
What you should major in
Which is what you asked
>All the tech guys in class are COMPLETE sperg nerds
>People in my business class named their fake business "Hello fresh"
Haha wow
>>165789547
>compsci
>no programming
>tech support
literally what
>>165791005
Yes I don't understand your confusion.
>>165787520
isn't computer science the i wanna kill myself office space in a cubicle meme tier shit
>>165791356
if you're doing that with a compsci degree you should ask for your money back
>>165787176
If true that's funny as fuck because even some highschool kid can blow the fuck out of everyone on here
>>165791457
What kind of retard complains about an easy job where you get to sit down in an air conditioned room?
>>165791463
Not sure if European or think one programming class makes you a programmer. In freedomland, engineering is the coding, science is the slacking off and still getting a kind of decent job degree.
>>165791930
>Not sure if European or think one programming class makes you a programmer. In freedomland, engineering is the coding, science is the slacking off and still getting a kind of decent job degree.
You are retard. Jesus Christ.
>>165792019
So you're a triggered compsci fag, I see.
heres a hint
>>165792847
>sniffing its own ass
weak 0.5/10
>>165793248
>he doesnt know the origin of the kunta kinte meme
>>165793340
>bout to make up some shit
>haha only 90s kids remember
>>165793417
>he doesnt know kunta has a literal fart fetish
its another rofl projects his fetish and literally shits up the thread episode
>>165793625
>it's a kunta kinte damage control episode
>>165793726
For the definition of damage control please refer to these posts after you fucked up your own meme:
>>165793340
>>165793485
>>165794494
t. fart kinte
nobody gives a fuck about terminator
>>165795431
:thinking:
>>165794547
could have had
>tooter kinte
>kunta stinkface
>bunda intake
rofl out here genociding his own memes
>>165795431
1000 confirmed kills
So is rofl actually just mega autist from being bottom of the human centipede?
>>165796404
his highscore number is also equal to his number of 21st chromosomes
>>165796404
Rofl has been a creepy autist since he started.
There comes a time when a player gets so btfo by the general community that they have to turn to self-depreciating humor in order to stay relevant.
This is evident in multiple cases:
Wiggins & the wife's son/booger meme
Dairychoco & the kidney meme
Starlight & the homosexual kid raping degenerate meme
Shoah & the polyamorous meme
Mango & the pretending to lose his oaks meme
The list goes on, Rofl is just another player fading into obscurity trying to maintain his relevance. He isn't the first and won't be the last.
>>165798401
and dont forget boop
t. cutetorture forced meme
>>165798401
add to that list
>kunta kinte fart fetish meme
>>165798401
I'm gonna break this down for you here
>Rofl has been a creepy autist since he started
No. In fact, Rofl is one of the older players and only surfaced to relevancy around summer of 2016.
>There comes a time when a player gets so btfo by the general community that they have to turn to self-depreciating humor in order to stay relevant.
Right off the bat you can tell this is either a demcucks falseflag or a post by one of demcucks themselves. Let's continue.
>Wiggins & the wife's son/booger meme
Fair point on the wife's son, though the booger meme is only perpetuated by the demcucks australian circlejerk, so thanks for further solidifying my hypothesis mentioned above
>Dairychoco & the kidney meme
The paki meme is more relevant, but I will say you make a fair point here
>Starlight & the homosexual kid raping degenerate meme
You're mixing starlight and kaede. I'm at this point not sure if you're putting out some god tier bait or if you're just a complete newfag
>Shoah & the polyamorous meme
Literally what
>Mango & the pretending to lose his oaks meme
The ONLY meme you've gotten more than 75% correct so far.
I'm positive this was one of three things: A post made by a complete newfag, one of demcucks trying to be hilarious and all-knowing, or work of the shitposting god himself. Whichever it may be, take a (You) friend you have more than earned it.
>>165799909
How can one rofl be this triggered
>>165799909
how you gonna call him a newfag then agree with half his points and slip how new you are by not knowing about the shoah letting his gf sleep around meme, and starlight literally naming his cc 'licking loli cunny'????
I fucking hate this community.
>>165800870
Thanks for coming back to tell us again, Thomas, now fly on home
stop sending me dick pics cute you're really small
t. boop
>>165798819
>>165801331
i thought boop finally killed itself
post your prom experiences
tfw no jojo gf
Remember: Dre is shit
Courierfive and cheaprsgold are the worst kind of newfags.
>>165631374
BUY MY STUFF PLEASE
>>165806359
Oh hi Bitterness
>>165806785
Pretty sure it's Jay Tootie raging, and he means the worst kind of newfags are people who don't agree with him :^)
>>16580329
https://youtu.be/1_yH1SYnR40
>>165811883
Are you a slightly feminine man, or slightly masculine woman?
should i get the coal bag or finish off my prospectors? chest is only piece left and mlm is getting boring
>>165815531
Wrong thread, bub
>can you smeeeeeeeeeeeeell what the xiah is cookin?
no but i can smell what he cooked last night lol
kunta kinte
>>165733552
>page 9 or 10
>posted the word "Trump" and nothing else to bump the thread
>From Merriam-Webster
Trump
Noun
Definition of trump
1 a : a card of a suit any of whose cards will win over a card that is not of this suit —called also trump card
b : the suit whose cards are trumps for a particular hand —often used in plural
2: a decisive overriding factor or final resource —called also trump card
3: a dependable and exemplary person
>rhymes with "Bump"
>post is deleted
>get a warning for "Off-topic"
So I guess there's some sensitive sjw monitoring the thread for anything that can be misconstrued as off-topic. "Lesson" learned - I'll post a /v/scape pic for random bumps in the future.
On that note, what are /v/scape's confirmed taboo topics? @red@anime gets a temporary mute, but what else is barred from discussion in global?
>>165817127
exaggerated homosexual posting with admins looking
>>165817127
Mockery of God-emperor Latent and/or his sons Qkumber and Hubcap
>log in
>server dies
bum
WHERE ARE THE RARE TOMMYS
>>165817127
Yeah, it's probably Latent, he's the one who reported everyone last time after turning off yell.
You never know what will get you hotpocketed around these parts, but here's a list of "sensitive" topics and entertainments:
>ANIME
>COMMUNISM
>Talking shit about ANY rap or hiphop = guaranteed to trigger at least two regulars
>Gay bashing sometimes results in gold surprisingly
>Really, just have an opposing opinion to a regular on literally anything and don't back off or apologize when they SPERG OUT AGGRESSIVELY about it, if you push back at all rather than bending over you can start a giant shitfit because they're mostly very autistic
>Bully Mango
>Call CuteTorture gay more than once
>Talk about trading with Darango
>Say something positive about Fresh or steam staves
>Mention slayer rerolls in any context
>Anything about economics in general
>Nearly anything about music in general
>Call someone's sexual tastes disgusting and gay
>Darango fire cape
>Talk about any drop rate of anything being too high
>Claim x is broken while mods are on, repeat every twenty minutes while filing no mantis report (or fraudulent mantis report)
>buying rune defender
>Meme on rofl
>Get everyone to meme on jillstein or thebigdong or similar shitter all at once
>selling 5 of [worthless low level item] - repeat every five minutes
>follow up other traders with "all gone" immediately
>blankpost after a q p
>intentionally misalign ,,w
>demand to be muted in ::y/banned in CC whenever anyone else is
>seriouspost interesting discussion, then slowly slide into outright shitposting
>reply to seriouspost complaints, especially in regards to the above, with NOT AN ARGUMENT
Basically everything is taboo in /v/scape senpai
>>165821979
hi cheaprsgold
throwing cheap insults and fallacious reasoning when you're shown to be wrong doesn't come across as 'trolling'
how populated is this server?
>>165822350
NOT AN ARGUMENT
(I'd say hi but I forgot who you were desu)
(Btw you're legitimately on the spectrum compadre)
>>165822815
about 50 players online during peak hours
I'm Mod Latent, and this is my private server. I work here with my old man and my son, Hubcap. Everything in here has a story and a price. One thing I've learned after 3 years - you never know what is gonna come through that door.
A saving bump
Selling everything pictured here.
PM Igams for details.
"Note that when used, a spiral staircase will always ask you whether you wish to go up or down, when you click on it."
Can anyone confirm that this is the case even if only 2 floors are connected?
trump
>>165830465
reported
>>165833284
Selling oak logs, 4k ea
>>165784795
+1 thermoduck for being based ive only had positive interactions with him
MORE LIKE THERMOKEK LMAO
trading zerk ring for ranger boots pm me
also buying fire cape
Selling freshly-squeezed, extra-virgin dragon axes for goy prices or some combination of pess, d bones and shekels.
>>165839283
You don't take alchs for prime?
Does anyone have any halberds? I would like to safe spot some bosses but my magic and ranged are 20, while I have 42 att 45 str and combat level ~50
>>165821979
please stop bullying me
>>165840603
Stop being a pussy and fight like a goddamn man. Get a warhammer and cave their heads in and chests in. You'll be better for it.
tfw you put in a fresh clean eye
tfw no latent daki
can someone please max and get more xp than me so i don't have to smell xiahs farts for the rest of time?
t kunta "fart sniffer" kinte
>>165798401
>There comes a time when a player gets so btfo by the general community that they have to turn to self-depreciating humor
>Wiggins & the wife's son
Do frog posters have the social awareness of frogs to not realize this was for keks, not for the reason listed?
>>165843694
>It's a 'anon posts a dead player to pretend to be an oldfag episode'
someone deal with this problem. killing innocent people who have no items
>>165848069
fucking based lel
>>165848069
He should get a penguin pet from pc so he can have Mr. Proper's Penguin
>>165837837
he covers me well in L4D2
>>165852139
omw
>>165853347
Don't its a trick
Who are the/v/scape elite pkers?
>>165852386
you are thinking of butts
>>165853965
jewdid911 hdgevin scouter raltz koos snake smogon
>>165854946
>not one of them has killed me
>>165855016
t i dont enter the wildy
>>165854946
These are the upper crust of pvp. Might as well just log out for the day if you see them in the wilderness.
>>165852139
please step aside from MY spirituals
>>165855897
you go in monk robes to farm lmao you couldnt fight anyone on the elite list
cuck
>>165856403
>implying i said anything about fighting them
more like the shitter list lmap they can't kill someone in fucking monk robes
@cutetorture
>>165856517
wont even fight but throws shade
definition of a cuck
>>165856857
stay mad shitter
And again, thread showing how it's community is League of Legends tier
BRAVO!
>>165857623
>I'll complain about the community rather than ignore or try to better it.
Thanks for the bump.
>>165857623
yo wiggins
mad you dont make the cut of actual good pkers cuckboi?
>>165858958
weak bait
>>165859562
wiggins is the only one who would get that mad about getting excluded from the top pkers lmao
Ughh, I'm sick and got an exam in 3 days. Fuck me in the ass.
>>165858958
not me
and ive killed raltz (literally the op image we're in) so why would i be goncerned my friend
>>165861986
everyone and their dog has killed raltz
>>165842493
I don't even bully you, it was just an observation.
>>165861570
okay
When will bitterness leave
selling trees pm sawx
>>165868339
Standing while pretending to be afk when bitterness is talking to you or le turning you into a duck xd is a mid level of vscape hell
>>165870256
Fucking this lel
>>165870256
glad i'm not the only one who does this
>>165870256
holy shit I thought this was just me
>bitterness teleports to me
>killing something
>have to decide whether to waste prayer points in order to pretend to be afk or actually converse with him
I am a good person I don't deserve this
>>165873215
>>165872386
>>165870306
>>165870256
fucking samefags
Trading Flax for Bowstrings because I don't want to spin all of this flax.
>>165873407
frog off
>>165873215
my personal strategy in that situation would be to say "brb" and then leave for 15 minutes and hope he's gone when i log back in
shit on Pickles
>>165873715
I've always wanted to be Pickles's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the bank with him after a long pk and slowly removing his armor, starting at the frog mask and making my way down to his boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other /v/scapers only adds to the allure of the situation. He sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove his boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Xiah says. Wiggins licks his lips, Xiah giggles, and Latent glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Pickles kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed his frog suit, but after he gives me a look I realize that he wants me to remove his shoes as well. I take off his shoes and reveal his gorgeous webbed feet, surprisingly soft despite him being a strong hopper, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," he commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other /v/scapers. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Pickles's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of his sweaty webbed feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Latent. Suddenly I'm lying beneath Wiggins and Xiah, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Pickles said, "He's mine." He runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that he's holding an AGS, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. His technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum with the force of a hundred Kalphite Queens. He gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure he gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."
>all of this bitterness hate
wow
>>165873891
i don't hate him, he's just annoying as shit
>>165873612
hey that's pretty good, I should use that in the future
>>165874102
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjUqUVrXclE
>>165873612
Hi mango
>>165873891
It's literally just one or two people samefagging
It's been the whole last half of this thread
>>165879028
>no one can possibly dislike trying to hold awkward conversations with an admin that they don't care for
t. bitterness
rip swagjestic
*pharts*
ded gaem
buying d axe, 3m
>300 replis
>76 ips
LMOA
>>165890761
Yeah those are some good numbers, almost as good as this 3
>>165890787
nine
>>165876184
Bitter doesn't bother me cause Pickles is my pet admin and he can't compete with that
>>165891976
lmao how big do you need the text on your screen to be dude
>>165892074
>1 FUCKING EYE
>>165891976
>tronquavius has logged in
wb senpai
>>165811883
woah who are you i must know
>>165891976
Latent and boss nigger were husbands before he became a sadmin. Raltz used to have bobster as a pet admin. Bitterness no one wants as a pet, but he keeps coming around the house peeing on things thinking he's being funny. And Odel is his own person, being free to die from random events if he pleases
>>165891976
delete this
>>165892292
Nabutso
>>165856814
@fresh
>>165895356
Who?
>>165893349
is that nabutso
>>165895834
>>165895356
me nabutso
>>165895356
50m for ign timestamped
>>165896054
me nabutso
>>165896220
>>165896054
>>165895356
me nabutso
me nabutso
10m
me nabutso how many chicken
>>165896870
>>165897128
>>165897621
this would make a very good reggae song
4th edition dank login screen hot off microsoft paint 10 gorillion hours spent adding mango's oaks t. hubcap
>>165899125
reminder only latent has ever beaten wiggins, seriously you people can't even challenge me so stop making fun of wiggins.
>>165899125
also here's the meme magic inv mascot i use
do it for the memes, lads
>>165899508
>>165899634
it's literally just rerolling, cease this at once
>>165899782
>>165899929
>>165900202
>0202
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAH
>>165900202
>0202
>>165900202
>0202
heeeeeeey
that's the closest we can get on here innit
>>165900330
you can get 00
>>165900397
>>165900200
I believe you are correct but I've been rolled over on them so fucking much let's double check
>>165900449
lets try going even FURTHER BEYOND
>>165901000
give it some time.
>cant get doubles here
my bad memeboys
for pickles
Pic related costed around $350 back when I was in college, rip
>>165901703
James Ready 24 × Can 355 ml $39.95
Palm Bay 24 x 355 mL can $46.90
Heineken 5000 mL can $30.95
Old Milkaukee 12 × Can 710 ml $32.95
Brava 12 × Can 355 ml $24.95
Brava 12 × Can 355 ml $24.95
Forty Creek 1750ml bottle $59.95
Forty Creek 1750ml bottle $59.95
Totals to $320.55
Might as well take out a loan to drink
>>165902303
>not having that much drink on hand
>>165902303
just drink neat vodka or get friendly with a moonshiner
>>165902303
I found the problem, you're drinking piss instead of liquor. Try literally any actual alcohol interspersed with glasses of water.
>>165903068
that pic is 5 years old, i have better taste now
The next step is to actually get one
ct always shitting up yell. jesus fuck he is annoying.
>>165905745
lol who the fuck is ct answer this question
>>165905745
add cutetorture to ignore, you wouldn't even miss any good jewing opportunities so nothing of value is lost
>yell right now
>>165900202
tfw lost all will to play since construction update
>>165909413
Can I have your bank?
>>165909627
why
the only things of value in my bank are a whip and a dchain
tfw eat a (one/1) potato chip
>>165909845
I've felt that feel
goodnight vsac
>>165910195
night, baby
Igams confirmed commie
Boycott now
>>165915551
hi cheaprsgold
>>165829406
I'm also selling Ovid's equipment. 5k or best offer, or whatever.
>>165821979
I haven't played in 3 years but I remember back in the day whenever someone mentioned shoes there would be a 3 hour argument about autism shoes, paying too much for shoes, fashion is gay, "i'm an adult so I don't care what people think of me" etc
>>165915551
post evidence. Communists are literally scum, and all of them deserve to be shamed out of the server. Every decent person in the world would boycott commie faggots, but we at least need something to prove that they're the subhuman filth that you proclaim they are.
>>165917201
Not me. Igams not a communist, just a pinko.
>>165918971
See above. Is false rumor probably spread by actual communist.
>>165917538
Nice, will remember that.
But question, why have you lurked in these threads for three years non-stop without playing?
>>165915551
nice
pomf