/owg/ - Overwatch General

game sucks

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>>165607893
Jamison Fawkes!

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>''I'm your new waifu now, Anon!''

this game is shit but i cant stop playing it

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Well, it's high noon somewhere

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>>165608053
There is literally nothing wrong with playing Torbjorn on attack.

>>165607452
I hope Widow was always a snooty bitch. When she's inevitably redeemed, she should still be smug. just on the good side.

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>mfw got Sharkhog skin today

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So many targets, so little time.

Can you tank your QP mmr? Tired of playing against top 500 people all the time.

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Tracer!

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>Battle.net isn't opening
>tried re-installing it
>can't connect to update manager
>20 instances of Battle.net file switcher are opened in task manager
>can't play a game I paid $40 for

who the hell thought always online drm outside of steam was a good idea?

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>be me
>support main, decided to solo queue one day and went from 3180 to 2500
>sucks but whatever, not a comp shitter
>was playing on anubis with some people i stayed as a team with
>got a leaver right as we took first point
>didn't get second
>decided to have some fun, went junkrat mercy bastion rein sym
>result

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McCreeeeee

>tfw trapped in bronze for eternity because of attack hanzos and attack torbs on my team every fucking round


Please kill me

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>>165608510

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basically canon

>>165608419
>Blizz make official statement about Tracer sexual orientation
>hetero SFM still strong

all smiles

>>165608510
any more spray combo pics?

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>>165607832
goodness gracious
that was better than i expected

why do people post young ana when granny ana is clearly superior?

>>165608402
That's because it takes her a year to tickle someone down with her gun

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>Mei player constantly teabagging after killing people
>instead of making me mad it just makes me sad it will never actually happen IRL

>>165608402

I just can't do as good with Sombra on capture missions if compared to payload ones, especially on Illios, that map is pure hell with her

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>>165608748
Hello Reinhardt.

>>165608945
I know this fucking feel

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Why does nobody have a mic on comp
Why does nobody group up on comp
Why does everybody leave comp
Why is comp so fucking bad holy shit

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>>165608748
Young Ana is a breeding machine.

>>165609026
Weekend

>>165607489
Post webm

>>165609026
Because it's just a quick play with more rounds and shittier matchmaking. Turbo tryhards already got to grandmasters and quit, the only people left are trolls trolling trolls.

I don't understand how Blizzard made this game so fucking unfun. I booted the game up after a week and stopped after two games of normal and one game of Mystery. I sincerely think a retarded monkey could do a better job at making this game fun to play.

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What does she mean by this?

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What buffs does Blue need to be viable in comp? Even in Gold my team calls me a troll; I just want to play my waifu.

>>165608638
Why would the fact that she's lesbian change anything with the porn?

Are you retarded?

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>Ana on Route 66
>on one of those little elevated bridges
>try to throw my grenade at my feet
>accidentally slam dunk it off the side, get tickled for 11 damage and die

nice nerf blizzard

>>165609216
Bodyshots do 200.
Headshots do 600 and ignore armor.

>>165609089
but old ana is experienced and motherly, young ana is just your average leaf-slurping whore

>>165609194
>No chest harness on Tracer
>Fucking whore not ready to alt+tab at a moment's notice
Weak

>>165608053
Good survivability
Armor packs
Turret for keeping back zone safe or safe guard it on objective for extra firepower in frontlines
Shotgun alt is a beast
Ult is pretty good for clearing out attackers and support

>>165609216
Stop playing widow on attack you waifu autist

>>165609274
So we can agree that Widowmaker will never be viable, and might as well be deleted from the game

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>>165609339
>he thinks young Ana isn't ''experienced''

>>165609387
Sometimes I throw down turrets as distractions and immediately run around the corner to fuck them in the ass with hot molten metal spikes.

>>165609216
If you get good enough aim to land kills on enemy supports or people out of position then people will stop complaining.

>>165609406
widow and hanzo are better on attack than on defense
the whole "defense" section of heroes is fucked right now

how long until rank starts decaying? 7 days?

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>>165609026

>>165609634
A week, yeah.

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>>165608748
shrike Ana is best

>>165608638
Most of Tracer porn and shipping has always been lesbian

>>165609608
Isn't Mei pretty alright in basically any map and mode?

>On a winstreak
>Having a good time
>Next game
>3 stack all instalock DPS
>Diamond picks Torb
>Remaining guy, who seems to have played with 3 stack last game, just starts bitching about 3 stack immediately.

Seeing how the game was guaranteed to be pushing shit up a creek, I left, and it cost me 43 SR.

And honestly, it was worth it. No point getting stressed out, trying to carry as Ana, for a team that doesn't want to win.

>>165609424
I agree with that

>>165609840
Yes. Mei is one of the do-everything heroes like Soldier, Ana, Roadhog and Zarya

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What skin do you think we'll get in the upcoming events (Chinese NY/Valentines Day)

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>dudes in team chat who think they're funny

Well at least you're not raging but

>>165609216
People need to stop talking about balancing other characters until the Tanks are gutted. This game is has to be the most unbalanced pile of fucking shit I have ever had the displeasure of playing in it's current state. Fucking Destiny is a better balanced PvP shooter than this sorry excuse of a game. Do they have fucking literal retards working at Blizzard? How fucking hard is it to not overdue buffs and nerfs while taking into consideration the rest of the cast?

Blizzard make Bethesda look like fucking rocket scientists.

>>165609971
Already confirmed we won't have a valentines day event.

>>165609608
>Torb
>Builds a turret and gives armor
>Defense

>Symmetra
>Builds turrets and gives a shield as an ult
>Support

>>165609971
>that happy trail

Jesus why do third worlders like their women so hairy?

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>>165609424
When she was viable people cried and Blizz nerfed her to the ground, She'll never be deleted because of all the resources spent on her(in Alive, Infiltration and the museum shorts). Deal with it.

>>165610006
>QP
>some dude picks Hanzo
>"I'M A HANZO MAIN, THAT MEANS YOU'RE OPINION DOESN'T MATTER"
>no response
>"...so..."
>still no response

Gamers are not your friends.

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>>165609670
Huh, didn't know about that feature. Finally a use for that last mouse button.

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>>165609194
She meant this

>>165610151
I hope she gets buffed back up to viability. Maybe a rework or something. Her mine and ult are pretty trash. And no sexy Christmas or Valentine's Day skin, wtf. Blizzard hates Amelie confirmed.

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>>165610027
That sucks. I thought they would have an event to go along with the voice lines

Mercy main looking for HEALS TO GIVE OUT
Iamkitkatbar#11545

>>165610372
>mercy

nty

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>>165610372
>mercy main

>>165609238
Some people are weird and let official stuff mess with their headcannons and other shit.

Personally, Tracer will always be a snarky bitch that only uses her time powers to pull complex pranks on everyone around her

>get tilted and have to take a break from overwatch for a day
>finally hop on competitive
>what sounds like two twelve year old kids pick widowmaker and hanzo on attack
>tell them to switch
> they refuse
>after not moving the payload more than 5 feet halfway through the round I just start putting walls in front of them as mei until we lose and they start screaming into their mics


It actually ended up being the most fun I've ever had on this game. Totally worth losing some points

nerf pharah, holy shit

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>get a group of 4 people
>one of them instalocks bastion every time
>pick widow because already know we've lost by that point
>amazing tears come flowing
>gold damage and eliminations

being gold rank is painful

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>>165610372
>>165610502

>>165610731
learn to aim, holy shit

>>165609194
>>165610210
is she writing about herself getting ntred

emily a shit

>>165610845
She's not even the most attractive girl in ow, not to mention her personality and kit is garbage.

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>>165610845
>theres a Mercy, Widow, and Dva version of this
>still no Sym or Pharah
The lack of brown appreciation is disappointing

i forgot how fucking awful blizzard is a balancing games and making them actually fun. they are quickly moving toward EA tier

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>>165611030

>>165610725
I find that my love for yuri diminishes when a lesbian romance is canonized. I prefer to use my imagination sometimes.

It takes a bit of the sexiness away for me. I like it when the character is in the closet and sneaking around. Because that's what I do.

>>165608415
Seconding, I'm here for casual fun

>>165610731
>pick 76
>pharah is no unplayable

>>165611012
She just really likes writing about hatefucking, okay back off you don't know her

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>>165610785
Climbing out of gold is hell on earth

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what am i doing wrong?

Why do I always get paired up with people who have prestiged like a billion times when I'm lvl 80

>>165611295
>writing fanfiction about your girlfriend fucking an international terrorist and murderer

There's a line. She crossed it.

>>165610357
Nobody wants to see Widow buffed, except Widow mains. There is nothing as unfun to fight against as a good Widow, except maybe Symmetra.

>>165610731
Play Ana and S76(if you're a metaslave) or McCree and Widowmaker. Enjoy your free AUGH.

>>165611345
you did not pay sufficient tribute to the SR gods. they are fickle and cruel.

>>165611391
QP stops caring after a point.

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Why do people say Soldier is in the meta?

People who unironically use meme arrows in match chat deserve to be euthanized

>>165611341
it's pretty easy if you're good
I played some comp while pretty drunk and tanked my rank from masters, took me a couple of days to get back

>>165611391
Quick play doesn't even try after you reach level 25

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>when you shoot and it kills someone

does this general only play qp?

>>165611345
how do i view the trends as graphs?

>>165611553
>all the heros i hate are on the bottom of the meta list
>all the shitters i meet in comp are objectively wrong
>all of them should just kill themselves

>>165611678
Why would you ever play comp?

That's like playing Super Smash in tourneys

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>>165611553
>Bastion
>Only use was on offense

>>165609186
I have fun. I'm also pretty good.

The game can be unfun garbage if you're stuck in elo hell (which only doesn't exist for excellent players btw) which can happen just by learning characters for your first 25 levels. It's absolutely ridiculous that you can't reset your entire account, but hey, it got me to buy the game twice.

>>165611704
just click trends on overbuff

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why can't hana get slutty outfits like the indian grandma does

>>165611678
I mostly stick to qp so I can avoid certain maps but I'm about to stick to comp. At least there I won't get people 1000SR above me in every match

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>use torbjorn
>enemy team never kills my turret
>win

Why do people suck against torb so much?

>>165611553
Because they're living in the past, I always thought tracer was the best dps in this meta but everyone just sucked soldier's dick for some reason.

>>165612007
>playing on volskya
>put turret on the rotating platform in the factory
>never touched
>enemy get's fucked every time they come near us when the turret swings around

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>>165611678
I wouldn't blame them honestly, comp is horrendous and Blizzard can't balance this game to save their lives

>>165611553
What a fucking awful top six

>>165609216
150 bodyshots. They nerfed her because she made Zenyatta so unviable, but then they buffed his health and left her the same. She should be able to delete Tracer and Baby Dva in one shot, and those are my two main characters.

It would probably make her broken in GM, but whatever.

>>165611943
She wears a skintight suit by default

>level 12, just started playing a couple days ago
>play a variety of FPS's, so not a total scrub
>get called a smurf after a steamroll and potg

hope I don't get banned for being too good

>>165610372
*STDs

>>165612007
Torbjron is amazing on hanamura and eichenwaldes first point

The enemy will either focus your turret and die to your team or will focus your team and slowly be whittled down by your turret as your team outlasts them thanks to armor.

Of course he is shit on other maps since there's enough room for the enemy team to flank from 2 directions.

>>165612181
Superman wears a skin tight suit, I wanna see some thighs and titties.

>>165611638
>it's easy if you're good
>no one else, just you

Ways to fix Winston

GO

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>>165611943
Id love to see Sym is skin tight clothes or Dva is some thigh highs

>>165612587
How the fuck do people cheat in tournaments?

>>165612513
>Give infinite ammo
>Shield cools down when you use the ability
>Double melee damage
>Primal rage is not an ult battery for other time
>Increase damage a little

>>165611928
it just shows a dot at 0, 0

>>165612587
She's building ult and trying to bait them, obviously.

>>165612513
Fix Ana who at the moment is not allowing him to do his job.

>>165612769
Oh nvm, saw the aimbot :/

>>165612513
>Make Primal Rage deflect bullets from the front
>Give him a skin that makes his gun a banana

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Say something nice about the soon to be canon couple! Please ask them to get along!

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what was her catch phrase again?

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>>165612721
Pick one and he's an excellent hero. He was my main when I started and I miss him dearly.

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`BEST

GIRL

>>165613106
>Anal is half off with coupons!

>>165613106
*BRAAAPPPPTT*

>playing 76 for so long
>try McCree again
>literally cannot hit shit with a finishing accuracy of 32%

>>165613202
Remember to get her a gift for Valentine's.

https://clyp.it/bo0qfanb

>>165612587
top level overwatch xD

>>165612551
>Symmetra will never tie you down with hard light handcuffs and violate you

>>165613106
"Hi, I'm worst girl and objectively the least attractive."

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>>165613232
cease disseminating these posts immediately

>>165613278
>Zarya main with 200+ hours on her
>getting fed up with the effort I need to put in every game
>starting maining Hog since he's really effective while not being strenuous
>after a while go back to Zarya
>literally don't know what the fuck I'm doing anymore and can't be bothered trying hard
Roadhog is beyond fucking easy mode it's unreal

>>165613473
In that case it would really be rape.
Because she's ugly.

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>>165608621
Want to see in angsty or funny gency comic?

>>165613836
I have a 60% wr with roadhog and I just stopped playing him, its too boring

>>165613836
Zarya is almost as brainless.

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>>165613473
Just imagine being tied up by her. Shes slowly stroking your erect cock, all while belittling and insulting you with that smug smile on her face. Wouldnt that be weird Haha

>>165614261
There's method to the madness though

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>>165613836
>Zarya
>effort

Best joke I've heard all night my dude.

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>>165614019
>she's ugly
her big fat ass and thighs aren't though

>>165613473
>tfw ellowas made a symmetra model

Can't wait to see what animation he makes

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>>165614497
>Sym is best "support"

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d.va stinks

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>There are people ITT that wactually want to get raped by an autistic pooloo
What the fuck, man

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>>165614738
>not wanting to loo in her poo
If you're gay, all you had to do was say anon

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>Only have one tank on the second round
>"Someone needs to switch"
>"Sure :D"
>Goes Sombra and AFKs in the spawn, hopping around so they don't get DC'd
>"Could you not?"
>"Someone has to teach these kids a lesson"
>At no point did anyone actually mention him or single him out
>Genji main

I can understand a random troll or someone trying to teach a screaming "DON'T PLAY GENJI YOU RETARD REEE" idiot a lesson but this guy was completely convinced he was in the right to AFK because one person noted that our team composition was sub-par and asked if one of three people could please swap.

>>165615117
people can play whatever hero they want, what right do you have to dictate what they play?

>>165614914
I want to take a whiff of those autistic spicy thighs.

>>165615440
But nobody singled him out.

He could've just ignored that request and shouldered the burden of playing a tank onto one of the other two people, one of whom did swap.

But he got so assflustered somebody dared ask someone else, not even necessarily him, to swap that he intentionally lost the game for our entire team.

>>165610357
She's already viable. Just hard.

But if you wanna make her mainstream?

>Her ult lowers her hook's cooldown to 3 seconds
>Her fully charged bodyshots do 80+20% of the target's max hp
>Her 2.5x headshot modifier is removed
>Therefore her headshots now do 160+40% of the target's max hp
>Damage is just 100 against shields and barriers

To help illustrate the damage done
150HP: 110 bodyshot, 220 headshot
200HP: 120 bodyshot, 240 headshot
250HP: 130, 260
300HP: 140, 280
400HP: 160, 320

She can still headshot all the non-tanks minus Bastion while also doing significantly more damage against tanks.

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I was playing the mexico map and held the point for so long the rein used an ult to stop me

Someone post that silver portrait mercy main with no damage done.

>>165615637
what she really needs is her hook fixed, her hook grapples on to places you are not even aiming near sometimes. I've died so many times from hooking on to things I wasn't aiming at.

>>165615117
What's going on in this picture

>>165616012
An American milkman delivering milk in Detroit.

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>>165614914
symmetra probably doesn't even get sex and would just jerk you off to have herself artificially inseminated

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Thoughts?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yEaHwQMAKJ8

Symmetra torborn defense on anubis is frustrating as fuck. is there even plausible way to beat them? +150 health really breaks the game and i'm seriously thinking about quitting because of that.

>>165614449
Compared to Roadhog?

Yes.

No hero gets anywhere as easy as Roadhog.

Pharah needs at least 50-75 more hp

>>165616163
you're unfunny

>>165616186
I heard playing as a team helps, the problem is that two people need more than that on the other team to counter them because of the short walk back from spawn.

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>>165616163
I want Sombra to leave my dick caked in her purple lipstick.

>>165616268
Once 76 gets nerfed she'll be fine.

At least I seriously hope they're going to nerf 76's damage, this shit is fucking ridiculous.

pharah needs reinhardt's barrier

>>165616268
Replace 100 health with armor

Pharah should have widow's kiss.

>makes all games boring as fuck
>can't win without him

delete rein

Pharah should have blinks like tracer.

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With the nerfs to her jar, can Ana still sustain a team of 3+ tanks?

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>>165616268
These.

>>165616879
if they get in trouble people will have to actually rely on making shots count instead of just holding down m1 if their grenade connects

Pharah can have more HP when rockets get falloff

>>165616186
stop being bad, i've gone against enough teams with that comp to know that it really isn't too difficult with a bit of coordination. just tell the rein to hold up shield while you target torbs turret which is the real fuss then go after symms if they're in the way otherwise just charge the point

Hell, make symm useless by playing winston

>>165616879
isn't it just 2sec less? doubt it'd be too much of an issue

>>165616186
PLEASE QUIT
YESSSSSSSSS

Pharah should have no cooldowns on any of her skills and she gets her ult every time she gets a kill and she becomes invincible when she uses her ult.

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fareeha

pharah's ult should be self destruct

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Please post some skinny Mei pics so I can go trigger a tumblrite

>>165617370
I'd like to see how she gets into that suit

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>>165617416

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>>165616157
>implying thats a bad thing
I always saw Symmetra as a dom. She'd use you, abuse you, and then drop you without a moments hesitation. Cold hearted bitches get me diamond

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>>165617472
With your help, of course.

>>165617472
Excessive amounts of lubricant

She's lubed at all times to slip into it

>>165617479
damn can't argue with official sprays, that's 100% what she looks like under the suit

>>165617416
Oh god that face

>>165616012
Probably a cop delivering milk as an olive branch to someone holed up in a house/a hostage situation

When you deflect as Genji and it says

>damage deflected +9

or some other small number, what does that actually mean? You get the same thing when you block damage with Lucio's sound barrier for example.

>>165617862
It means you got some points for deflecting the shot

>>165617862
Isn't it just fire that contributes to the meter under you hp like everything else?

>>165617862
>damage deflected +9
That number is the "fire points" you get when you kill, defend, heal, etc.
If you get past a certain amount of fire points you get "on fire" and your player icon lights up

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>turn corner
>see roadhog
>NOPE.mp3

>>165616186
1. If you see sym turrets or orbs, FOCUS THE SYM. I don't know why people do this, the easiest way to prevent this cheese, is to just destroy the sym. Most syms will act as DPS and overextend (because of the their short range gun).

2. Destroy the sheild generator. I've switched off Ana to Tracer and wasted a push to destroy it. It's worth it.

3. I have good luck countering this comp with Pharah - however Pharah v. Ana/76/Turret isn't particularly easy.

>>165617981
speaking of fire meter, what does being on fire do?

am I stronger or some shit for a bit, or just a way to people know who is the best on the team so they can try to focus me down?

>>165617127
The problem is the +75 armor and shields, not the turrents

>>165618098
The latter. Its just to let you know when you or someone else is doing well.

what would you do to buff d.va?

>>165617961
Yeah but what points? You defelct hundreds of points worth of damage adn it will never say much more than +24 or so. A lucio I sound barriered my team in a black hole and we ate a tracer bomb right after, everyone lived and I got damaged blocked +20 or so sever times but I easily blocked nearly 2k damage.

>>165618238
200 armor 400 hp

>>165618058
oh ok thanks

>>165618238
Make her attractive
Remove all her voice lines

>>165618115
Once a team get entrenched with good turret placement, everyone with armour and shield gen up it can be a fucking nightmare to break in. If the torb has molten core ready you pretty much have to just doa dry run and hope they use their ults.

>>165618238
400 armor 100 hp

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Are you guys enjoying the last days of D.Va not being bottom-tier tank?

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>>165618238
>300 armor, 10 Health

>Getting 500 effective hit points from health packs is balanced.
Blizzard facists.

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>>165619010
>tfw bad ROI
;_;

what if they got rid of her mech,
would she be fixed?

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>>165619010
I'm more worried about the hook...

Any PTR testers can give me the verdict?
Is it completely broken now?

>>165619471
You are a genius, let's get rid of Mercys healing too

>>165619539
I'm more worried about D.va getting faster meter with the new pellet count...

>>165619648
But she does less damage

>>165619601
>let's get rid of Mercys healing too
I agree.

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I'm finally out of plat hell bois, after too many games trying to climb with Ana I finally realized Zen is my bro.

>>165619539
You can go in the PTR and test it out for yourself in the the practice range, basically if the person hooked is not in LOS before getting dragged in the hook will break.

>when you're a one-star bronze and there's some nerd silver genji on the enemy team

>>165619748
That's it? Then it sounds balanced and just fine, I don'tget why people are up in arms

>>165619707
>lets get rid of Mercy

Seconded.

>>165616012
with Mark "Rippletits" Rippetoe, creator of "Starting Strength" and strong advocate of "GOMAD", or "a gallon of milk a day", photo shopped in

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>implying mexican girls are smart enough to use advanced computer technology and programming
>not sitting on their iphones browsing facebook all day playing candy crush

I know it's a fictional character but at least make it plausible like the rest of the cast.

>>165619840
It is, but do note after seeing Roadhog "pro" players and playing Roadhog myself on the PTR, there are times where the hook ignores the patch. Who knows maybe Blizzard will fix it further.

>>165620204
>sombra is less plausible than a monkey from the moon that can talk

Wtf does GAMF mean on Scrooge Mcree? """Gold ass motherfucker"""?

>>165616790
i played ONE round without him on either team a few days ago and it was a refreshing experience, to say the least

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>>165620204
>plausible like the rest of the cast.

>>165620314
Greedy

>>165620314
Grumpy

>>165620306
It's the future and apes are smarter than niggers so if lucio is able to buy a ticket to the moon with his DJ bucks and somehow learned English from Brazil, Winston is pausible

>>165620204
Realism has no place in videogames.
Unless it's a simulator.

>>165620468
Not to mention a bootleg Elsa.

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>>165620267
>there are times where the hook ignores the patch
You mean to say that the hook has a life of its own?

>>165620541
Plausibility in fictional lore creates consistency, which makes a world more believable, therefore enjoyable.

A mexican girl who can "hack the world" is like throwing Superman into Harry Potter universe, it makes no sense and breaks immersion.

>>165620468
>learned English from Brazil
>from Brazil
>pausible

Where did YOU learn English, Anon?

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>>165619840
Mainly because you can do fun stuff like this now

YOU'RE POWERED UP GET IN THERE.

>>165617127
>>165618090
I guess in competitive play things aren't as bad but my quick play experiences are completely ruined. Most of the times people just play whatever they want and go in solo to the turrets. much much harder to coordinate. I don't play competitive btw since it's making me paranoid

How long has this game been out and it still has this fucking sound bug where you don't get to hear ults. Usually it's enemy ults, sometimes it's ally ults, sometimes both. Love getting a junkrat ult on my head because I didn't get to hear it go off.

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Thoughts on pic related?

>>165620732
why don't you have a name

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>>165620721
I AM English, I as born in it, molded by it.

>crouch spam nerfed on ptr
>not mentioned in the patch notes at all

>>165620836
Translocate should free from bear trap.

>>165620716
>A mexican girl who can "hack the world" is like throwing Superman into Harry Potter universe
In the same universe with the sentient, talking, scientist gorilla?
In the same universe with the blue girl who is blue because her heart rate is slowed down, even though this would make her unable to perform any significant physical action?
In the same universe where there's a cyborg ninja?
In the same universe where a guy, in the 2080's, guys around with a bow and can summon ghost dragons?
In the same universe where we have a 7'8 dude who can walk on his own?
In this universe a female hacker who is mexican doesn't fit?

Besides, you are getting your references based from our world.
Overwatch happens in 2080, not in 2017.

>>165620553
Blizzard coding.

>>165620732
that's already been patched out

>>165610110
>not liking the bush

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>tfw someone votes for me I vote for myself too so others dont think I voted for myself

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>>165620747
I'M FEELING UNSTOPPABLE

>>165620761
>GET RAEDY FOR A SHOCK

For the longest time I thought that was an ally ult call, they really shouldn't change the voice lines that much cause it throws off reaction time.
The original line FIRE IN THE WHOLE is way too different to the shitty halloween line.

>>165620938
What? As in when you bind crouch on the mouse wheel crouch spam?

>>165621003
his point is mexicans are too dumb even in fiction

>>165620938
proof?

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Which MMR stats effect comp placement the most? I'm afraid to waste my smurf just to place in low plat.

>>165621315
They are if you want them to.
That's the point of fiction, it's what the writer wants.

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>>165621034
>no fun allowed

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The name Mei translates to "beautiful" in Chinese

>>165621174
>>165621346
https://youtu.be/48E3tuTzLug?t=33s

>>165621078
I love hairy pussies but a happy trail? Nigga please.

>>165620716
>Plausibility in fictional lore creates consistency
No it doesn't.
Consistency creates consistency.

>>165621493
She's literally perfect

>>165621493
but fat is not beautiful, but I get the irony... nice joke blizz

>>165621493
Then clearly Blizzard fucked up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OEoNUmTTFkk
>console players

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>>165621493
>demon
Ftfy

>>165621620
Lol noob, shoot at Torb and the splash will hit the turret. the reason you "can't take out a turret as pharah" is because you're ignoring the fucking dwarf standing there in plain sight repairing it, AND the fact you're just letting the turret pebble you as you are exposed mid-air, USE THE BUILDINGS FOR COVER, WAIT FOR THE TURRET TO TARGET A TANK, THEN MOVE IN FOR THE KILL. jesus H christ you fuckin' NOOB

>>165610210
>nose bleed meme
D
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P
E
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>>165621536
And nothing of value was lost, shit was annoying at most.

>>165620938
why is crouch spam a bad thing

>>165619363
>rule 63 d.va looks like lloyd christmas
relly makes you think

>>165620836
He's a sweet boy and I love him very much!

>>165621970
It's just that it was annoying. Mostly pointing it out because Blizzard didn't mention it at all.

>>165622709
they took out something that did nothing to gameplay?

>"i need healing!"
>continues to jump around like a spastic even though there arent any enemies around while i try and shoot them

>>165623321
Whore.

>>165623325
learn2aim

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>>165623321
>blueberrry
So best, right amount of smug and *dinks*.

>>165607893
>Play No Limits Brawl
>My team always tries the epik 5-6 same character stack
>Enemy team always just picks the standard tryhard comp
>Get shitstomped every time

I dont get whats fun about this

>>165621872
>he didn't see the comic where tracer LITERALLY GETS HIT IN THE FACE WITH A LAPTOP

>>165623938
shit stomp people who are just trying to be wacky and fun and get loot crates faster

>>165624215
I would like to but matchmaking keeps putting me with said wacky dudes

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>>165623325
CANT STOP WONT STOP

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Is Lucio a slut?

>>165624294
me too except 12 year olds for some reason tonight

>>165624367
He wants everyone to feel his healing rhythms.

>>165623717
I wonder what she does in her downtime at Talon hq

>>165624091
why didn't she just blink away

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>>165624367
Yes

>>165624367
Lucio is a pure idealistic freedom fighter, delete this

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>Join QP game
>Hanzo, Torb, Bastion on attack
>Torb player angry in the chat about how the team is stupid because the other team is spawncamping us

>>165624525
She doesn't get downtime. She is either on an assignment or about to go on one.

Or sleeping.

>main demo from tf2
>get overwatch
>discover junkrat
>find that he's easier to play and even more range inducing

wew

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>when you boost a Rein and he just keeps his shield up the whole duration

>>165625456
So you have no skill in either game. Gotcha.

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RATE MY SHITTY REWORKS/BALANCING OUT OF 8!

http://pastebin.com/SWmZP4CU

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Something doesn't feel right about Widow's scope aiming, I can't explain it.
I have 200 hours of sniper on TF2 among other games, but shooting with the blueberry feels off.

Is this something you just get used to eventually? Did anyone experience this when they first played Widow?

>>165621371
Diamond?

>>165623938
6 symmetras on defense is impossible to breach specially with her 6 shield ulti stacking

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>>165625748
>when you're walking to the point
>hear D.va ult
>your rein dies
>he's the only one that died

>>165625767
>another tire victim

wew lad

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Come at me and dispute the fact this will be canon. Give me your best shot.

Fuck Overwatch, biggest waste of fucking money I ever spent.

>3 fucking teams in a row of shitter quitters in gold comp
>enemy teams all coordinated

And seeing that coordination just showed me how fucking cancerous this games meta is. Cluster together and form some literal tumor with Mercy as the nucleus.

Fuck it

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Does Mercy need a nerf /owg/?

>it's a quickplay matchmaker puts you against people 1000+ SR higher episode
Honestly why does it even bother?

>>165627041
sounds like your team fucking hated you

Can somebody help me get to level 25, i'm in EU but i can switch to NA if needed. Got mic too in case

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>>165625748
>when you get boosted with low hp

>>165627041
We got a combat Mercy faggot here, lads. Everyone point at him and laugh.

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>>165626715
The christmas comic confirmed Reaper is Al Simmons at this point. He don't need no whitey he always wanted to murder

aussie console cuck, anyone on ps4 wanna get out of plat together?

>>165627285
But what's more fun than facing a team with multiple top 500s?

>>165627797
Having low level players who clearly don't know what they're doing on your team in the same match

>>165618238
Give her lock on rockets
Let her crawl on a wall like a タチコマ

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https://youtu.be/hAAxJ2OEG_0

This shouldn't be as funny as it is to me

>>165625748
t. platfags

it is a good strategy sometimes to bait out the enemy rein's shatter

>>165627616
>he always wanted to murder
The lore says directly that wasn't the case at all.

>>165627041
Get out of here brad

>>165625748
>he drops shield and enemy rein ults your team who all die

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>>165628079
We're talking about Reaper here. Reyes has been dead for a long time, bucko

>>165628252
Reyes isn't dead because Reaper still sympathizes with Ana. I can show you every instance that proves so. That's why he's getting a redemption arc.

>>165628021
this is too real ;--;