/srg/ Speedrunning General

>>165604789
go find the shit yourself dude

What is the origin of "de cat" meme and also the dog with the knife in its mouth?

guys i am offended that the gdq staff is not taking aggressive action

reptils

ESA > GDQ

xth for AGDQ is dead, cancer has won, Undertale speedrunning makes no sense

>>165604937
Cosmo es un

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>>165604752
Let us pay respects to Linkus7, who will most certainly be getting banned after this stream.
F

Guys I actually feel pretty safe right now. Does that mean I'm a bigot?

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>>165604903
/v/ OUT

>>165604905
Can you stop?

>>165604894
most of the twitter is replying the same no comment/muh policies and the only out of line comments are mostly to tell people that they're not gonna act publicly to avoid witch hunts

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you were warned and you did nothing

the reptils won

>>165604967
Except for the 3 days of tech issues that make it unwatchable.

Are people memeing or is Linkus actually getting banned?

>twitter hambeasts begging GDQ to change their "broken policy" of not publicly commenting on reprimanding volunteers
>they're all buttblasted that they're raising more money than ever before

This is all kinds of hilarious

>>165605030
Even if he doesn't get straight up banned they will probably soft ban him by never accepting his games again

>>165605082
my grandma died of cancer

>>165605030
Not all heroes wear masks ;_;7

i am literally shaking over this transphobic bigoted run.

>>165605123
I miss this meme

>>165605043
no it means youre priveledge you fucking PIECE OF SHIT

OTHER PEOPLE NEED SAFE SPACES YOU FUCKING PRIVLIEGED WHITE CIS SHIT

This is a nice run.
Lots of good commentary.

> Go to sleep when donations are at around $900,000 - $950,000
> Now we're at $1,500,000+

Did they rev up those ANONYMOUS donations?

>>165605110
Stop being in denial your boy Linkus is not getting invited back.

It is not that bad there must be dozens and dozens of runners banned by now.

>>165605043
If you aren't cowering in fear in your bunker you're basically hitler.

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>It's the year 2020
What is AGDQ like?

>games done quick
>4 hour run

really makes me think

>>165605123
>still fighting against the spider threat
It's like it was yesterday, god damn it

>>165605251
You know it.

>>165605123
FREE CONTROLLERHEAD

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>>165605123
Man, this pic is from 2013, right?

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>>165604653

>>165605123
why am i even watching this shitty marathon anymore
its clear that its never going to get better

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>>165605272

>>165605334
I forgot how much of a slut Sanae is.

>>165605272
Mandatory HRT

>>165604653
"names dont have to be named"

Lmao what a delusional idiot. We know who is running right now. We know who is in charge. Theres 1000+ ppl there watching. There are people close by the worker station to overhear their enforcement policies. Why is this bitch acting like it could be kept secret?

>>165605082
I am triggered by the lack of micro-aggressiveness of GDQ staff

Also we need to ban this FUCKING WHITE MALE for using the proper term "cosmo hop" for a trick instead of "nondescrepit hop"
https://twitter.com/GamesDoneQuick/status/820422662388326406

>>165605139
something will happen, at this point i'm thinking he'll probably just get talked to.

should something happen, no. he didn't do anything worth any punishment or even a reprimand. its just attention whores wanting to be the center.

>twitterfags hoping Linkus fucks up
>he nails a frame perfect swag strat that barely saves time

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>>165605305
4 years have gone since then...
what have we done in those 4 years?
nothing real

>>165605272
100% of games being run by trannies

>>165605272
Which AGDQ?

>>165605257
well, he ain't my boy but the brotha is heavy

wait what happened I just tuned in?

>>165605285
AGDQ before it turned into a massive spectator cluster fuck used to be almost entirely 3-4 hour runs. It was comfy hearing wimbledon say he hates niggers on stream

>>165605272
Every white male born is required to get their dick chopped off and has to take estrogen

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>>165605272
Hopefully gone to Hell

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>>165605395
>Sanae
That's Iceplug.

>>165605453
tumblr got triggered because the runner said cosmo
now they want that gdq staff publicly executes him

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>>165605305
The spiders never went away

>>165604854
>de gay

>>165605272
"he", "she", "her" and "him" are autobanned in chat

raises $15 million a marathon

every runner has a sniper aimed right at them and the trigger is pulled if anything remotely offensive is said

>>165605563
>because the runner said cosmo
wait what's wrong with this? I'm new so I understand if you bully

>>165605139
They won't ban him since it is so close to the end of the marathon but yeah don't expect to see him as a runner at a GDQ again.

>inabounds

>>165605141
>drumpfturds going full auschitzmad after a fuckid gets banned for ppolitical shit
>agdq raises more money than ever

This is all sorets of hilarious.

>>165605575
now the vermin

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>>165605405

>>165605575
is that keanu reeves?

medli a cute... CUTE

>>165605575
>why am i still doing this
>the spiders keep coming back
>where are all these "anonymous" donations coming from
>i'd rather be home playing rayman
>what has my life become

>>165605654
Cosmo is a grill named Narcissa now.

why are yuros always such low-t qts?

How long until an anonymous billionaire drops by and makes a $500000 donation. They gotta reach that 2 million somehow.

>>165605697
No one was surprised when they took an anti-trump stance

the twitterverse is in shambles over GDQ not publicly shaming Linkus

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>>165605272

>>165605813
No forced HCFS in the diet

This run is ultra comfy

>>165605654
Because cosmo is a delusional narcissistic autist who fucked up his hands from playing too much smash. After losing his popularity he decided to announce to the world that he is actually a reptile woman so he will be accepted by Tumblr

>>165605825
The donations will inexplicably start pouring in during the undertale run and will hit 2 million right as it ends

>>165605813
seriously man its crazy i love this runner guy but everyones bullying him like wdf? stop it guys he even mentioned cosmo, hes a LEGEND.

>>165605697
>He didn't hear about the I'm with her shirt person being banned

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>>165605754
truth

>>165605541
that's one small guy

>>165605334
>>165605541
tfw watching ice plug videos
nothing comfier

Biannual reminder that gdq is home of the worst types of degeneracy.

>>165605942
for you.

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>>165605892
This.

>>165605890
High Corn Fructose Syrup?

>>165605903
wow
so it's the trannies again?
Sometimes you really wonder if /pol/ has the right idea

>thanking a transphobic deadnamer
WEW some people are turning off the stream because they're literally SHAKING

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>>165605880
most unrealistic reply yet

>>165606019
yeah whatever, that shit

and the anonymous donations start flowing in

>>165606082
t. gout sufferer

>>165606041
It's always the trannies

>>165606138
They have been flowing since day 1.

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>>165606169
>you lose 1 viewer if you don't cave into my threats!

Why do these people think their feelings make a difference?

>>165606169
LUL

Im only here for the narcissa/cosmo drama can we please move away from the money laundering meme and go to the cosmo narcissa meme, at least until the end of wind waker come on guys,

pls donate

>watching lets plays of horribly unfun AAA games when you could be watching Werster and helping him raise his wife's son or Distortion and seeing what a good run of dark souls looks like even though he says fuck ling 50 fucking times after losing 25 seconds to Vilheim again

>>165606169
I'm pretty sure "don't be intentionally transphobic" is already one of their policies, what more does he want?

>>165606169
>FizzVsTheWorld
HOW MUCH OF A VICTIM COMPLEX CAN YOU HAVE

>>165606169
>oh no some faggot won't watch GDQ anymore
kek

>>165606169
>trannies boycott GDQ
>they still make a shit ton of money
>they stop pandering towards mentally ill freaks
PLEASE

>>165606169
Someone should tweet to him saying that more people will stop watching if they ban someone for fucking explaining to casual viewers that someone changed their name

>these kids still spam this twitter shit

>good commentary
>nice tricks
>cosmo, shit, fuck
>SJWs on suicide watch
Comfy run

>>165606291
I mean distortion is amazing. idk who werster is tho

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>>165605697
I'm not mad nor surprised that he will get banned. The butthurt over one honest mistake and GDQ having a very sensible policy is hilarious

>people think Linkus will get banned from GDQ
>in reality they'll just never run wind waker again to avoid controversy

>idk who werster is tho

>>165606362
Oh yeah, this is a wonderful run. It's odd that the longer runs have been so good this GDQ.

By the way, how was BFBB? SHiFT is an absolute cunt, so I kind of hope it went poorly.

if spike stopped wiggling his leg would he die?

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>Why are people who aren't freaks and don't have fake online names donating anonymously?!?!
>why are people donating when viewers are the highest?
>why are people donating on saturday and not monday-friday?? what do people do during the week??
>what do you mean they aren't reading anonymous donations below a certain amount when all of them are coming in

>IT'S A CONSPIRACCCCCCYYYYY

It's really pathetic you're still this mad that 2hu and anime cringe shit is banned

>>165606448
Sadly this is probably most likely.

Why couldn't linkus just say the "Narcissahop" it really rolls off the tongue.

>>165606457
It's the most effective method to intimidate the spiders.

>>165606428
Seriously, GDQ's policy seems like common sense.

>>165606362
>the absolute madman lampshading "anonymous" donations
yeah it's okay

>>165606454
>By the way, how was BFBB?
about a thousand frame perfect tricks were completed first try throughout the run, according to shift

>>165605272

4 times year instead of 2.

However, the spring and fall blocks aren't even affiliated with them, Somehow there are enough people banned that they can fill a whole week with them.

And the spring and fall blocks break the 3mil barrier.

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>>165606362
>I wonder what the sjws think
I hate what you have become, /v/ .

>>165606457
He already stopped.

>>165606445
our boi

>>165606575
Their enforcement of it is a joke though. Their lack of transparency for their decisions declares their unwillingness to face the community's response. They don't explain WHY they ban anyone because they know if they do the community would go "fuck you, you stupid crybaby nazis" and be more likely to abandon AGDQ.

>>165606627
Goddammit, I was hoping it was a shit run. They are frame-perfect, and he is a fucking god at the game who's very passionate about it, which I respect a lot.

Is the fiance post or pre op? Why wouldn't it mention this in the dontation? FUCKING TRANSPHOBES

>>165606713
when spike stops fuzzyness starts

>>165606639
>banned runners have their own marathon
I cant wait for them to have enough people to do this

>>165606564
Nice to know all these non-"fake online name freaks" have thousands of dollars each to spare to donate to people playing vidya quickly.

That anon who donated 5K sure is a normal guy, not a freak at all

what was the
>trigger joke
twitter is flipping about ?

>>165606683
You know you're just going to get a "t. SJW" reply. People don't care about being called out for being faggots now.

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>>165606683
take a gun to your mouth, bud. bringing up sjws is relevant when their whining is going to get a good runner banned for a little joke

>posted "tfw cosmo's a maniac now" in chat
>get banned
wow

>>165606639
what is there's BGQ, Banned Games Quick and only allows people banned from GDQ and based people from GDQ.

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>>165606738
Can't wait for my dose of zoast-choke supplement. It's been a long time coming.

>>165606832
scroll up, fgt.

>>165606862
>saying the C-word
you know GDQ doesn't allow free speech anon

>>165606683
>I don't care that a member of my community will get reprimanded or banned for no reason because some mentally ill twitter users don't like him
Yeah just ignore the problem though, that always works.

>>165606738
ALL MY MONEY ON ZOASTY
>>165606893
EAT SHIT YURO NIGGER

>>165606832
Linkus just referred to "Narcissa or Cosmo at the time..." about running WW, you just because not everyone who watches GDQ is fucking updated on the latest trans news

>>165605987
Anime! Snuper Snugroid is on in a little big over an hour! Don't miss it!!!

>>165606683
Are you not having maximum laughter from the shitstorm on Twitter.
No matter the political belief, Twitter meltdowns are hilarious

>>165606832
He said a certain trick "really triggered" some runners because it was frustrating.
That plus talking about Cosmo in the past tense means he's fuckin' dead, kiddo.

i hope with the bonus mike gets this year, he can finally afford that mono treatment he hasn't been able to get for the last 3 years

>I only learned this trick yesterday
>nails it first try
Trannies on suicide watch

>>165605139

Probably will just get a wrist slap (on his non-fucked up hand) and be told not to do LoZ stuff ever again on screen.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcBbE3t6cLA

>>165606893
no bullying, zoast is a beautiful man and will definitely not choke this time

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>>165606857
Wasn't even a joke, he just named a trick that's named after Cosmo, I can't believe people are freaking out about that.

>>165606832
runner referred to narcissa as cosmo in past tense and at some point there was a "did you just asume the gender of (something) joke

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>>165607040

>>165607074
>at some point there was a "did you just asume the gender of (something) joke
What? That was like 3 days ago
Stop believing tranny lies

>banned for an hour for posting WinWaker

Good thing chat is shit and full screen is comfy

>>165606997
No I am not. I am not 12. I am not a teenage girl that lives of gossip drama. I don't care for this shit. I just want to play, watch and talk about videogames.

winwaker got removed tho

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>>165606738
Our guy behemoth going to secure another win with the slow and steady strats

>>165606737
the assume gender joke was from the beginning of the marathon. Linkus said "triggered" in a non-political context.

>>165605272
i always joked that it'd be in a big esports stadium, but no, it'll always be in this awful setup with awful tech

they can't go professional, they want to and are convinced they are, but they're holding themselves back

unless uyama sells gdq off to the highest bidder, which he is too incompetent, it'll just be the same thing, just more and more sterile

>>165607023
he's banned now I guess?

>>165606319
That's a pretty big dream, it's sad it won't happen. I feel like AGDQ will be the most apologetic yet and pander to the minority needs even though it'd make no difference.

>>165606738
dang ivan got skinny or just gave all his fat to andy

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>>165607210
nice pic

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>>165607210
Truly he is the Jeb Bush of runners.

>>165606949
I literally hadn't watched in a few days and just saw WW and made a gay comment about cosmo.
I didn't realise that typing Cosmo was literally an auto-ban holy shit remember when GDQ wasn't shit?

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>>165607242
y_ stole all his fat

just got back, what the fuck happened during this run

>>165607023
Tfw AGDQ will never be this great again

>>165607056
>I can't believe people are freaking out about that
This is the world we live in.
It's only going to get worse.

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>>165607210
>VIRTUAL CONSOLE
>PRO CONTROLLER

>>165605726
oh hey that's me in my anti-patriarchy vest

>>165606891

Call Bonesaw. Let's do this.

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>Molgera music

>>165607394
tfw you probably only watched agdq already after streamers like cosmo and sig were popular.

fuck off cuck.you and this thread are a meme

>>165607229
Yeah but I think it was at a later point. I don't really follow the community closely, I've just been following these events for a while now.
I think he posted a pastebin somewhere though,.

>>165607465
I cant believe they banned bonesaw for the best run ever..... honestly...

Do you think naegleria will be more or less motivated to do a NASA after this?

>>165607372
>runner dropped the f bomb
>brought up cosmo talking about WWHD
>called him a he
Farewell Linkus.

N-Nani?!
He's fast !!

>>165605251
they're holding a lotter-

wait, no that'd be illegal, they're holding a RAFFLE, yes, that's what it is

>>165607372
Linkus said naughty words, luckily they're probably gonna break their donation PB so they're gonna have to talk about this run endlessly

Based Linkus working the GDQ fucks

>>165607465
>>165607530
Not just that they banned him but the way they did it too.

shitter using glitches

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfKQUEPcgi8

Never forget AGDQ 2013 Windwaker run

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>>165607642
H A Y A I

So is this the best run yet?

>>165607704
idk how they banned him, what'd they do, i feed off this shit, help me.

>donation about donation spike
uh oh

>>165607210
>slow and steady strats
it's a legitimate strategy

>>165607548
i hope he does. i believe in naegleria and it would please me to see him cuck jewyama, pcf, wobblers etc.

hes the man and hero we need

are any of the zelda games fun? only nintendo thing I had was a gameboy adv and never played any of them.

>THE RUNNER DID A THING, BANNED HIM

God dammit i forgot how cancerous twitter can be

>>165607704
Remember Bonesaw isn't banned he's just "banned"

>>165607774
He can't submit runs this year

>>165607759
yes other than bubbles

>>165607728
fuck i forgot, it was ocarina

>>165607728
Jesus christ I forgot about this.

Man, AGDQ is going downhill fast and it doesn't know which way to go.

>>165607728
That was ocarina of Time.

>>165607728
thats not windwaker

>>165607837
WW is pretty fun but they are more of puzzle games than anything else because the combat is so simple.

>>165607372
Runner deadnamed Cosmo and referred to him as a he, accidentally dropped an f bomb, and said shit once or twice. It's all super innocent stuff and he is a very polite guy, but narcissa's tranny friends are calling out for him to get axed

>>165605575
asian fuccboi on the couch is a qt, what's his name?

>>165605903
> who fucked up his hands from playing too much smash.

> he mained zelda
> Was good but never had any relevance
> litteraly speed runned for a living
You litteral retard he fucked up his hand by speedrunning too much0
I've seen segment of his WW run and he had to do a crazy fast mashing to get a type of glitch that's what fucked up his hand. Get your fact straight son

>>165607859
give it a rest bubbles

>>165607728
I literally can't watch it because I'm shaking

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SPIKE DID THE HAND JEW THING AFTER THE DONO

>>165607465
>>165606891
This would be pretty great.

>>165607841
Oh so are other people "banned" as in they cant attend? but bonesaw is banned from playing basically.

>first time germany
caught me off guard

Oh yeah give me those 3 digit donations

>hacker
>not from Germany
RUSSIANS ARE HERE

>>165607837
they're a little too easy to be fun if you're older than like 10 imo

I haven't really been watching, what's this kill the animals thing about?

>>165607993
That sweet jewfro.

>i'm going to bed now, hope i see 2 mil on the board :)
good night mike

>>165607993
literally our guy

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>Spike subtly throwing shade on the donations

I'm just waiting on him to say how it 'really makes him think'.

>>165608091
HOW NEW

>>165607993
WEBM NOW!

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>>165607837
Yes it is a very good series. Tends to be on the easy side but never unfun.

>Werster "fucking niggers"
>Can you please stop girl
>I'd prefer if you'd be quiet guy
What else was memorable and on youtube?

>>165608091
They wanna sacrifice animals to pagan or some shit idk its very religious, be sure to tune in in about half an hour for the sacrificing.

>>165608000
He only found out when he tried to submit a run.

>donator thinking Cancer research is part of PCF

Fucking scammed out of his cash

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>>165607993
>omg a human bean did a natural and extremely common hand gesture
>JUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ XDD

>>165608326
transitionversary

>>165608326
my tranny gf thing
chair sniffer

>>165607837
In terms of 3D puzzle/platformers they're some of the best.

>>165607198
> I don't care i'm not a teen ager
> I just want to watch and talk about videogame....
> ....with respectable people that do not misgender runner baka

You're fooling no one boi

Is there an uncucked speedrunning reddit where shit wont get deleted? samandtolki is based as far as free speech but is there anywhere else? sick of the main sub

>>165608326
Crash 2 Guy, who crashed and burned.

>>165608326
They stivaboo cucked donation.

>>165608326
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06rW7LSUQ80

>safety first
banned

>>165608417
you can't take my placebos away from me

>>165608326
Oh also the Fire Emblem run that got mercy killed and was going to go over by hours.

Guy was in full crossplay.

>>165608326
It's not a meme clip but this is one of the best runs of neo-GDQ and in general.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvrepvisxA0

>>165608380
LOL so they didnt even fucking tell him,
they just let him find out by trying to submit another run?


Please donate guys.

POSITION
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>>165608478
>Reddit
>uncucked
lul

this run is actually good

>>165608529
It is funny every time.

That was neat.

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>>165608529
>The reader realizing mid-speech what he's reading

Fucking kek, every time.

>>165608326
Wait until BubbleDelFailure's DS3 run is uploaded.

what have i missed in the last few days?

is gianna still there?

>>165608603
Remember watching that run live it was a great run.

Naegleria made it much more entertaining.

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>>165605443

>>165608326
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06rW7LSUQ80

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTYQ3ANhnNM

>>165608529
explain pls

>>165608529
the guy in the green hat and stiv's expression

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>linkus styling on all the twitter cucks bitching about him
One of the greatest runs of the marathon.

>run finishes
>mics are immediately cut
>announcer reads "we would like to apologise for the treatment of Narcissa Wright. We deeply respect the transgender members of our community and will be revising our policies to avoid further misunderstanding"
>coolmatty consumes linkus on camera

>>165608326
There is also obviously the chair sniffer moment from this year.

>>165608876
get out

Anyone here speedrun Ori and the Blind Forest? Is it a fun game to run?

>>165608908
>muh twitter
Please just end your life. No one likes you and your existence annoys everyone.

>>165608529
oh wait is this the cheating scandal stuff?

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WHY DO THEY PROTECT THE OFFENDER, BROS?
THIS ISN'T HOW IT WORKS ON MY CAMPUS!

>>165608840
GAVE AWAY MY POSSESSIONS AND MOVED INTO A CHEVY

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>>165608985
Keep going

>>165608985
>sjw gets btfo without even trying

>>165608876
Im really not entirely sure about this. But i believe the runner slept with the donators wife, I think.

>>165608985
lmao

>>165608970
So the chair sniffer was an actual sniffer and it wasn't just the video being cropped?

>>165609087
Exactly and people were trying to slip a donation through referencing it but they were filtering them out.

That one managed to sneak through though.

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>Salaries and benefits: $22,722,738
Am I reading into this right? They spent 22 million on volunteers/employees in 2015?

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Anything decent worth watching from today?

BANNED

oh baby thank you

So why am I supposed to hate SpikedVegeta? He's been great this run providing good commentary

http://pastebin.com/RnVtUWQ1
how long before linkus starts hrt? can he beat cosmo's transition pb?

>>165609169
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mP-QpilYlF4

>>165609231
we are currently half way through it

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>>165608529

>>165609219
SHUT UP GOY

>hella swag
this kid's cute

>>165609231
I just watched the TASblock
was kinda boring actually

Dram world was goof

>my husband and MY son

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>>165609276

>>165609219
Doubt even the most generous doctor can work for free especially in some of the places they go to.

>>165609169
it is definitely the video being cropped. he obviously was picking something up off the ground

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>>165609276

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>>165609219
>[

how many frames does killing the animals save?

It amazes me how oblivious these donation comments can be about where their money is going to go

>>165609219
Supporting ISIS and human trafficers, and smuggling immigrants into Europe ain't cheap.

>>165609276
guy in the video is me btw, and I was just picking my phone up off the ground.

can you stop these allegations, thanks!!

>>165609505
around 15,000

>that guy who has been around all week just to make sure HIS information is in the OP

Sad!

>>165609087
>But i believe the runner slept with the donators wife, I think.

no, the runner slept with a guy's wife, who the epic epic EPIC donator was impersonating

>>165609554
But how did the chair smell though?

Do I fap now or duing metroid?

>550 dollar anonymous donation with no comment

>>165609505
at least 1

>>165609318
>>165608529
worst thing was the guys """appology""" that he posted online was basically him bragging about fucking his wife

what percentage of the "donations" is just money being cleaned?

>>165609390
>implying he isn't doing both
>implying he needs to have his face over her seat to pick the thing up under his chair

>>165608529
>Woooo woooo woooo woooo

>>165609632
>550 dollar anonymous donation with no comment

>>165609568
>>165609505
or 1,500, not 15,000

>zelda

LUL

>>165609517
>hi I am a retarded polchild that has zero idea of the real world

>>165609617
screencap pls

>>165609219

16 of that 22 million is for program services while 6 is for supporting services

>>165609586
Let's make a race to see who can finish fastest
We'll start when the run's timer hits 3:30:00, once you're done respond to this post

>>165609390
>>165609169
he's using the excuse to pick omething up to sniff her chair. He's advanced level seat sniffer. You can clearly see his nose going straight into the chair

>blablabla my friend heather who recently passed away
>NICE

>>165609736
TIME

>>165609219
Prevent Cancer Foundation uses 75.6% of their revenue for program expenses.

Doctors Without Borders USA uses 87.7%.

8.7% of PCF's revenue goes to administration.

Doctors Without Borders uses 1.1%.

If you look at that data, they use 16 million dollars for salaries in relation to their programmes. So they hire staff to run the programs. The supporting services salaries are the salaries that are used to run the charity.

>>165609617
Also the GDQ staff saying they can't do anything about what anyone does in the hotel when people wanted him banned.

>>165609586
speed run fapping

>>165609669
I remember people talkign about this last year too. Is it money laundering? what is the deal with the last second anonymous $500+ donations

>>165609617
>"[your wife] is special, never forget that."

The fucking balls.

>>165609586
Fap now TO Metroid. Ridley is also acceptable.

>>165609787
Not yet, idiot . .
Now you'll have a serious handicap for the actual race

>>165609853
TIME IS COMING UP AGAIN.....

>>165609586
>not edging for at least 3 hours
what's even the point?

>>165609793
thats really cool

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>>165609793
it's like one is a legitimate charitable organization and the other is a scam...

>>165609736
holy shit i'm in

>>165609825
>"[your wife] is special, never forget that."
didn't see got a train ran on her?
that takes a special someone I guess

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>>165609931
TIME!!

>>165609940
do it during the set-up block in between

>I am keeping my 5 year old up so he can watch fast video games
people who self-identify as gamers should be banned from beign parents

>>165609797
wakarimasen, lol
it's probably money cycling through PCF admin funds to organizers cuts

>>165610016
oops, meant for >>165609586

is spike /ourguy/ again after this run?

more clap meme

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>>165610020
Strongly agree with this

>>165610020
please stop assuming my identity

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Well time to say goodbye to Linkus forever.

He was a nice kid.

>>165610093
Linkus and Spike are definitely /ourguys/, too bad they'll be banned

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>>165610012
Anon, no
Look at this timer
Wait until it hits 3:30:00
also follow this runner hes cute

>>165609617
That was based as fuck, he blew the whole case open for everyone to see and exposed the slut.

>>165609724
don't have it but just read this line >>165609825
Imagine being the husband and reading that from the guy who your wife cheated with

>>165610157
>spike being banned
What? Why?

>>165610165
but I can't edge that long

>>165610150
fucking lol

>>165610150
To be fair that just says "we're not going to talk about it" not "we're going to do something", if it wasn't a malicious conscious thing then he shouldn't be punished for it.

>>165610157
spike will never be banned

Do you think the donation readers get a primer on all the latest memes so they know which donations to avoid reading?

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>>165610020

Maybe when the kid "rebels" they'll grow up to be a functional human being.

>>165610165
I don't want to follow tranny runners. When the viewers get their way they won't be satisfied until their unjustified witch hunt ends in castrating Linkus and pumping him with soylent.

>>165610272
i'm pretty sure they have some people who filter the donations before they get to the reader. those are probably the memers.

>>165610249
TAKE YOUR HANDS OFF YOUR DAMN DICK FOR A FEW MINUTES

>>165610235
lmao

I really want to read the whole thing now

is the announcer cute?
She sounds cute

>Tell me when to shut up

Edobean should take notes

>>165610150
what is "deadnaming"?

/srg/ B T F O

>>165610253
They already punished a guy for wearing a hat he didn't wear, so punishing a guy for this much should be no problem

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>>165610398
With tits like these you don't need to shut up for no one.

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WE DID IT!!!

/SRG/ BRFO!!!!!

WE DID IT!!!

/SRG/ BRFO!!!!!

WE DID IT!!!

/SRG/ BRFO!!!!!

WE DID IT!!!

/SRG/ BRFO!!!!!

>>165610441
using a trans person's original name

>>165609724
>>165610235
>>165610350
Hey Sam,

So a lot of things have happened this week. I swear to you that I never had the intention of doing any of these things. I'm not going to speak for the other guys. I will just say that I, out of everyone, committed the most of what happened...I'm sure you know. I will be honest and admit that I like Tolki a lot. I always thought she was awesome, and seeing her at sgdq just solidified it more. I also was just high on sgdq hype, and was pretty drunk when the cheating first happened, but those aren't good excuses at all. The fact of the matter is that I gave into temptations. I am a good person with good values and have respect for people who deserve it, and in this particular instance I completely removed myself from that persona out of selfish desires. It doesn't matter how much I like her or was tempted to do anything. She is your wife, and out of respect for someone who was one of my best friends, I should obviously have not done what I did. Speaking of her being your wife, I just want to say that I strongly advise you to not take her for granted. She is something special, always remember that.

Let me just say that this was the worst thing I have done to someone in my life; the lowest I have ever been. I blatantly betrayed you for no good reason. After all of the talks we had, all of the advice we exchanged, and all the fun we've had together as friends, I went ahead and ruined everything.

I'm not expecting a response to this. I'm assuming you want nothing to do with me anymore, which is understandable. But I just wanted to apologize to you as best as I could. Just know that I still consider you my friend, even though you don't consider me yours. If you are willing to talk, I am always open to.

I am so unbelievably sorry. This is going to stay with me for the rest of my life.

Good luck with everything in the future, and I hope things work out for you in life.

All the best,
Stiv

>>165610451
*kills myself.....*

>>165610398
edobean should take cocks in the mouth

>>165610441
a made-up word

>>165610370
she's kinda fat tbqh

>>165610370
Probably morbidly obese.