/csgog/ - Counter Strike: Global Offensive General

first for best child; dota 2

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Nth for free hax
http://aimtux.net/

anime belongs in the trash

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>>165574414

ded game?

>His sens isn't set so that you do a 360 when dragging the mouse from one edge of the mouse pad to the other

Enjoy getting arthritis when you're 30, low sens homos

>>165576210
>he will never leave gold nova 2

>>165576210
What if my mousepad is as big as my desk, retardo?

>>165576210
joke's on you I'm already 30

>>165576210
Why would you ever need to do a 360 fucking codfag normie reee

Why is GODSENT so bad?

Is Vega the dark horse?

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>watch anime
>instantly become good at csgo
it really works!
cheats help too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2WeyEG_TAM

>>165574112
>opensource cheat
rofl

I fuck ur mum

http://tsm.gg/news/csgo-announcement

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>>165578235

>>165576561
Then I suggest getting checked for autism

>>165577161
You don't, it's just a representation of the sens since everybody uses different mousepads and DPI

>>165578235
i fuck ur daughter

If I post a Silver 1 VoD in the thread will you guys give me feedback and advice?

i ain't got no time for no wife yeh

lmfao you kid bitches i pipe yeh

whens new operation

>>165578876
ye

>>165578959
when ya stop slobbin my knob nigga

I still have my bloodhound challenge coin

>>165579903
Not like you lose it

>>165580042
I'm proud of it.

shoutout to aimtux.net best cheats on the market beat skeet like its nothing best cheats on the marekt download now 111!!!1

>>165580943
>Windowshitter mad he paid2cheat and got anti-aimed by a super Linux master race
stay :pjsalt:

>>165580213
Thats great dude. They don't go away so why is it special that you still have it?

>>165580943
>>165581391
hey i know you like losing to actual hackers, but if you want to step up, check out teamgamerfood

That was fast
http://www.hltv.org/news/19628-misfits-sign-ex-tsm

>>165581976
Why doesn't TSM know how to keep a roster?

Man this is a great fucking match, more interesting than most Tier 1 matches

BIG can't choke this away, right? keev & nex are playing sick.

>>165582104
No daddy riot to keep it for them

>>165582104
lol org isn't used to being in a real market

>>165581976
>ripping off adult swim for announcment video

>>165581976
cant wait to see how far sean "rush b" gares can lead this team. Top 8 NA maybe

>>165582320
>doesn't realize adult swim themselves are ripping off something else

>>165582595
hello misfits corp

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>go overseas and stop playing for 4 months
>come back into usual FFA DM server i've played for years
>get wrecked, can't control spray and whiff would be headshots
>get bullied by everyone in the server, including shit kids that just discovered the server

Is it just me or should i make some adjustments to my settings?

>>165582873
I aren't think that

>>165582876
how are you getting bullied in a dm? people actually use chat in it?

@165582876
No one gives a fuck about other people in DM, there's no spectate.

Your story would have been believable if it was casual

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Counter-Strike: Source is a good video game.

Discuss.

>>165577161
cus it's maddening; knowing that even with the huge advantage of you not being in position or even looking at them for half the time, they still couldn't get the kill

It's like being killed with a bizon when you have an AWP or an AK.

Misfits have a shit logo that belongs in the trash.

OT3. This match is sick.

I want BIG to win, but at the same time I wanna see a 3rd map. Not sure BIG could take the 3rd map, they would probably tilt.

>>165584021
They're team is trash anyway so it's not like they'll do anything noticable

>>165583616
>(RADIO): Negative.

Community maps were great, but source had nothing really going for it like GO has with comp mode. Pugs really didn't get you anything, and at least GO has a ranking system. Going 30 and 2 is fun, but you're not versing decent players.

>>165584286
>he acutally plays the 5v5 minigame and cares about ranks
you have to be 18 or older to post on this site

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>he actually paid for hacks when they're free on linux

>>165584568
>he put 1000 hours into a game
>but pretends to take it easy and not care because any real challenge is too hard for his feeble mind

BIG hacking so hard rn

OVERTIME 4

I'm so conflicted on who to cheer for
I hate ruskies but i also hate germans

>We will never have a game as long as that pixelfire one because everyone pussied out on mr5 because economy is 2hard for pros

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aimtux

HOLY SHIT

UNHOLY FOOD

someone take that fucking kazoo away from whatever faggot keeps buzzing it every 2 seconds

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ot5

What a fucking game, that's the best map I've seen in ages

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>GG EZ
FCUK YOU YOU GERMAN POS FOIANSOIDNAION902N908QN9ENREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Germany rising again. Anime will finally be illegal.

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>we just wanted it more

>they didn't give it 110%
>at the end of the day the best team won
>he's bad on paper but good in game
its already bad enough when nfl commentators say this shit

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Did they bully him? Why isn't he saying anything ;w;

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ANIME WILL RISE AGAIN

lurppis is so fucking terrible at his job

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>>165587576
say that to my fucking face

>>165586891
I have bad news about Germany and its opinion on anime...

So I'm trying to learn how to do a girl voice to get free skins, please give tips

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1OU9lKRA7tG

>>165589503
I'd say go a little higher, right now it sounds kind of in the middle so it might work but meh

>>165589175
what is it?

>>165589727
They like anime. They even get their own dubs.

>>165589503
Wow that's fucking gay

>>165589609
it sounds really really unrealistic if I go higher, tell me which one you prefer. Maybe some characteristics of both?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1mejD7OwoE3

>>165590415
Does it sound like a gay man instead of a woman?

>>165589503
>>165590581
Sounds like a tranny, maybe a fag will give you some skins idk

>>165590715
Thanks, will work on it more.

Have this
http://vocaroo.com/i/s00OZRAPasKC

>>165590886
kys my dude

>>165591027
:)

>>165589503
Maybe, you sound like a black guy somehow in here

>>165590581
No

>>165591607
>No

to what

>>165591765
To the voice

>>165591794
ah ok, so the first one is a maybe.

>>165591930
Yes

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oh shit

i'm almost there boys

what should I expect

>when you'r at 1120 wins and still mg1

HYST

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>when you have an anime pfp and everyone thinks youre a hacker

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>>165592456
same senpai

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>when anime joins your game and you know they are a hacking smurf

>tranny
>people bragging about their rank
>people bragging about their hacks
>anime
>pepe

all in the span of 10 posts

>>165592804
/csgog/ my friend

what do you expect

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>>165592804
Put me in the screencap

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>>165587576

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>>165592804
>he doesn't hack

Give me 3 top tier snacks to get for my all nighter. Sweet, salty, sour, doesn't matter. No drinks.

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>>165595371
pocky stix

>>165595371
salt and vinegar chips
vanilla bean ice cream straight from the carton
microwave burritos and hot sauce

>>165573914

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NaHWXqE7Rfk


Just came across this, thought I'd share with the senpai.

>>165595491
Fucking faggot weeb I aint in japan.

>>165595730
>ice cream

It's fucking -10C outside.

GOD fucking CSGO is so useless. So emo.

>>165596346
wahhh it's been around -10 where I am too and some spoonfuls of ice cream still hit the spot at midnight

>>165595371
Almonds

whats a good rank in esea?

>>165595371
Chocolate coffee beanz

>>165597227
I'm not mage of gold? Hello???

>>165597382
I hate coffe.

>>165597434
Chocolate covered coffee/espresso beans dont taste like coffee

>>165599262
Nice try I wont fall for it.

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>>165599548
missing out suh dude

>>165599657
>>165599262
>>165597382
mom what are you doing on the gog

>>165600343
I'm not your mom, I don't listen to Supertramp.

I played CS:GO on (and only on) GNU/Linux since it GNU/Linux port release in September 2014, I never hack and got from silver 2 to supreme.

You don't even need AimTux, just use GNU/Linux and pray to Richard Stallman and you get real CS:GO strength even though it's a Digital Restrictions Management properitary game.

Richard Matthew Stallman punish you less for playing a properitary game with Digital Restrictions Management on a Free and Open Source (FOSS) system anyway.

Here's his view on Steam:
https://www.gnu.org/philosophy/nonfree-games.en.html

If you're interesting in GNU/Linux, and only plays CS:GO, and have an Nvidia (TM)(C) graphic card, then I would advise you to start off with a GNU/Linux distribution called: Ubuntu. AMD (TM)(C) graphic card users do not apply (Awful performance).

Thank you for reading my insightful and useful post for the promotion of Counter Strike: Global Offensive on a superiour and non-botnet operating system platform with SystemD sometimes, called: GNU/Linux. Linux is only a kernel and should only be treated as a kernel.

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>>165600927

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Reminder that csgog belongs to anime

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>>165601364
Fuck off kancunt

Does anyone have cs from 2000? Was wondering how populated are the servers compared to csgo before I bought it.

>griefers in my game
>start playing peter sotos (https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=J73fEPJVyjk)

>they start saying "dude wtf"

Lmao

is ddk a homo? https://twitter.com/p0ntus/status/820436038241972229

>stewie stickers at 25
lmao hope you bought one

>>165602616
>buying cs

>>165606320

what do you expect me to do, the pirated one is like quake live compared to arena

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why aren't you watching chinese wedding with anders?

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>>165607527
left is my waifu

>>165607734
nice wide face for spraying stuff

>>165607990
come watch dude https://www.twitch
.tv/willyden

G R A N D P A
https://clips.twitch.
tv/willyden/UgliestSalmonOpieOP

ded

>>165608527
you just know she's gonna cheat on the guy and get bleached

>>165607527
>Old gook doesn't do the finger thing

Jesus fucking christ, I know you're old but you don't have to be a wet blanket all the time

>>165616912
maybe he's in eternal pain you dick

>>165617082
If you're in enough pain to not be able to lift your fingers up I think it's about time to die

Just went and played in the shittiest lan ever lads.
>Get there and start to set up
>notice there are no power strips, just shitty surge protectors
>whatever, get into first game
>winning 9-4 on ct enemy just force bought and lost
>server fucking crashes
>AT A LAN THE SERVER CRASHES
>guy hosting it has no idea what to do, just tells us to get into another and switch sides
>lose out on 2 rounds of full buy against eco on ct
>end up losing 5-11, we would have won if we got those 2 rounds
>okay whatever
>2nd game
>they can only fit 4 to a table
>5th guy sits somewhere else
>our fifth guy is in front of 4 of the enemy team
>we ask if he can move, guy says no
>lose because the enemy team knew where we were at all times from looking at our 5th's screen
we just left after that, legit the biggest shit fest i have ever seen

>Space Soldiers

so these turkroaches are hacking right?

>>165618052
100%

I counted at least 8 wall bangs through smoke/ walls

ty for skines based turkish hackers

>>165617345
I think you should wait until you're 18 before posting

>>165617886
Could have gotten your friend to turn the monitor off between rounds.

how do i get skins? I can do coding and graphic design

>>165619937
get a job
and then buy them

>>165620001
>1 off

lmao

>>165619937
Make an algorithm that lets you decide on what job you want to do, you dirty NEET

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getting tired of saving this thread from death 2bh

I want to get good

how do i get skins? I can do coding and graphic design

not going to lie, i thought team envyus was an american team until just now

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>its a teammate kills me to get the defuse episode

>>165626932
if a teammate does this, i throw the game.

is fapping to traps technically gay?

>>165627043
why?

How come the only time you get to see the highest level of CS is when two swedish teams play each other?

>ct side
>dead teammate asks me to pick him up a glock
>buys PP-Bizon
>insists it's OP

why

I don't play csgo but am wondering if someone can explain to me why running away and hiding with an expensive gun if you expect to lose the round is a good mechanic?

>>165627783
t. post from 2014

>>165628684

Because then you can use the gun the next round without buyin it again

How is this an actual question .

>>165628734
the last time I remember seeing competent cs played was Katowice 2015 tube e honest

>>165628862
I think he's asking why the mechanic of carrying over weapons for the losing team exists?
Because choosing to save isn't a mechanic

>>165628862
Because it promotes passive play. That last round in the game being played right now was a 2v1 situation but the 1 guy who was attacking decided to not do anything.

>>165629253

It promotes strategic play. He had no chance of winning that round

>>165629253
True. Just get rid of the bomb and have loadouts.

What's a skill players of a certain rank should have?

For example, I've just reached MG1, should I have a good knowledge of spray patterns and recoil to be able to advance to the next level?

>>165616912
He actually did most of them, but needed help from the guy handling his wheelchair.

>>165626932
>Tfw team-mates dink me to stop my mvp hunting
>tfw it doesn't work

Any good recent csgo matches worth watching?

>>165629056
Full armour and an expensive gun. Maybe even some nades?
Why rebuy it when you die, you might not even be able to afford it

Why is silver full of shit players and teams?
Why can't I ever get a good team?
What do I have to do to get a good team?
Should I just kill myself?

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>>165630286
because you're in silver lmao

>>165630286

I've climbed from Silver 1 to Gold Nova 3 in 3 weks just solo queuing. I realize it's still not a good rank or anything and maybe i'm just lucky with teammates, but I find that being positive and being kind with your advice instead of being toxic helps a lot.

biggest turkroach choke since 1683 desu

>>165630286
Neck yourself you fucking loser dipshit braindead nigger.

>>165630286
I think only people with less than 50 hours in csgo or brain damage are capable of staying in silver. I literally can't stay in silver for more than a few days even if I try. Like I'll just right around like a retard with shotguns playing deathmatch and still make it out of silver

So I used to be a lot into CS 1.6 back in the day and I figured this could be a good timesink because I have no life outside of work.

It seems similar enough but are there any major differences I should know about before I get online? The only thing I've seen yet that will take some getting used to is the buy menu but I was wondering if there was anything else.

>>165631946
It's a completely different game from 1.6, you're going to have to play it yourself

>when you lose your last $5 on roach soldiers

fug

>>165631989
Should I start playing with bots for a bit first or are they a waste of time like they were in the previous games?

>>165632205
just play some deathmatch or aim_botz workshop map

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>>165632205
Do pic related and "Aim botz" (look them up)

After that go into the browser, click all three checkmarks on the bottom of the server browser, then type in "ffa"
This will show all open free for all death match servers

>>165632396
>>165632469
I forgot deathmatch even existed
Thank you famalama

>>165632469
Also, click "Change Filters" on the server browser to check the checkboxes

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Are there any other people on here around LE that are looking for a anime friend to play with

>>165633225
Europe?

>>165633646
US EAST
sorry senpai

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>tfw getting worse and I don't know why

>falling for the paid botnet meme

Why didn't they do signature sprays? That makes more sense than logos and would actually encourage pros to use them

>wanted to have fun playing cs
>computer decides to break
t-thats ok...

>>165636167
I miss porn and meme sprays.
It made the counter strike culture a little more bro-ey. If people laughed or were disgusted at your spray they'd be less toxic, or get bullied into being quiet by other people spraying equally disgusting shit

>>165637020
damn yeah, I used to spray anime girls whenever I clutched something

why is it that dudes with car avatars always accuse of cheats when you read their movements? its been like 10 games now, although, not in a row that some faggot with his car as his avatar blames me of cheating.

>monitors keep both turning to no signal and need to restart pc for them to get a signal whenever i do anything moderately resource intensive
how fucked am i, csgog?
-posting from laptop

>that nbk spraydown on dust 2 against ss

ok /magog/ beat my team

>entry
apEX

>rifle/leader
shox

>awp
kennyS

>support rifler/leader
NBK

>lurk
bodyy


>/magog/ can't

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Why does every thread on /vg/ have to be bumped by anime or it dies?
And why do people still hate anime even though it literally keps threads alive?

>>165642561
because we want death

vp fan here, fucking kill me lads

How badly did I fuck up going all-in on baguettes. It's the final with the highest price pool, surely they are gonna try?

>>165643964
ldlc or nv

>>165644302
I bet on F3 and NV.

>>165644515
good man

>>165644515
it's "betted"

http://www.hltv.org/match/2307469-renegades-clg-red-dreamhack-masters-las-vegas-2017-north-america-closed-qualifier
lol

https://www.redbubble.com/people/luftwaffeball/works/20774402-cs-go-kawaii-killer-shirt?c=543164-counter-strike

>>165630812
hell, it's impossible to even solo derank to silver without getting kicked all the time

>>165644758
Were they invited or did they actually win something to get there for once?

>>165645841
online qualifier, i assume they qualified by beating open teams.

Are you a BIG boy?

>>165646095
4u

>>165631946
less tagging
no bhop
maps are claustraphobic
quake tier strafe speed (its fucking retarded)
deagle is shit
smg's are OP
no wallbangs

CS:GO is a shit casual game that is being touted as some super competitive fps by retards.

t: 4k hours

>Heroic

lol

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>Playing on my smurf with some friends
>Get called a hacker two games in a row
>One person in each game says they're smurfing and their main is either supreme or le
>Both call me blatant as shit and get stomped by me and my ragtag group of silvers/novas

How are people that high of a rank so bad at the game?

>>165646095
My main board is /fit/, so maybe

>>165646931
height, weight, bf%, lifts, length, girth?

>>165646279
I miss wallbangs. People holding angles should be able to be punished by more than flashbangs and smokes.
If you know someone is there and they are sitting there scoped in and crouched like a moron, then there should be some other way to engage them other than peek them exactly where they expect you to be.

>>165644758
I'm aussie and this game scares the fuck out of me

Renegades have a strange ability to lose to teams they should stomp. I'm fully expecting them to not qualify for the LAN

>>165647029
theres no way they lose. clg red hasn't been practicing (di has been playing with the muffin boys) and they still can't win open or main or whatever.

>>165647029
azr could literally 1v5 this my dude, don't worry

>>165646980
6'2" 220, ~22%
lmao 182lb OHP, 2.5 plate bench, 4 plate squat, 5.5 plate diddy

7.2 x 6.3" t h i c c

>>165646980
bf(female)%?
%?
jorris

My breakfast was a tube of pringles... kill me

>>165647693
Gross

I get bored of the flavour after like 10 of them.

ill just post this here since there are probably few rogue that have same probs..

h t t p s : //forum.elysium-project.org/topic/32918-rogue-lvl20-horde-poison-quest-bug

>Big is a team of 1 tall guy and 4 fat manlets

lol

>>165647862
>h t t p s :
what did he mean by this

kill the cunt with the kazoo

big are keeping heroic on a donut by the skin of their teeth and it's kind of amazing to watch

>>165648827
>donut

huh

>>165648827
??

>>165648883
>>165648973
0 rounds?

>>165649086
bagel

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A M I N E

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>>165648827
>>165649149
>americans think of numbers as food
huh

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What the fuck is this, he looks like some fat fuck

>>165649206
>americans

>>165649206
what time do you think it is in america?

>>165649378
AWPers generally are fat fucks, that why they choose the weapon that requires least movement

>>165649463
XD

>>165649441
early morning snack time

>>165649441
2pm or so on a Sat?
Best guess as a kiwi

>>165649463
KennyS? Skadoodle?

>>165649505
they alseep
>>165649508
4:40-7:40am

Most Americans need some 4am sugar to put them back to into a pre-diebetic slumber

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>sixer gets paid to play counter-strike

What the fuck is Sixer doing?

>>165649508
How are you this bad at guessing times? Don't you know that you're like GMT +14 and therefore that time you guessed is like the time in england or something?

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>>165649195

Wait are we not watching heroic big?

>>165649805
Gob's trio in NA and Nex in mouz made me so uninterested in that team I'm never going to pay attention to a tournament they qualify for

>>165649852
Gob's plays might have won them this game

>>165649805
>blue casting

>>165649987
Good for him. Maybe he can stop being the oatmeal of turkroaches.

>>165650052
but rizc is great

Do you use HRTF sound?

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>>165649805
-ryu

These rounds being traded is pretty great

>>165650268
Yes

>>165650158
nah. he's better than daboo, but worse than all the t3 real casters like boq and jacky

>>165650268
Yes

>sixer getting part of the biggest winning in cs of all time for running behind his teammates and planting the bomb

>>165650497
Pretty sure its the same size as el s1, and POSSIBLY ecs, but theyre secretive

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>kinguin
>vp

>>165650268
Yes

>>165650497
>Kinguin so bad they literally lose 5v4

Sixer earned $140,000 playing csgo today lol

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>>165651662
good math

>>165650497
>>165651662
Why did they kick Kio again?

They really wanna make this like the olympics huh

>>165651662
It's probably less, because the teams cut is probably bigger

keev is nuts

>>165652687
>german cs in germany

when will you learn?

>tfw anallust desk made me go low on Big instead of med

>mangoose

SWEAR WORD
W
E
A
R

W
O
R
D

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Based lurppis shitting on RedGuy

Are we going BIG again, BOYS?

Big beat heroic so they're probably already better than mouz lol

thinking of buying a 5-8 eur skin to make some cash for steambux to buy vidya
how does csgl works now? i did not bet in like a year or something

>>165583309
like nigga walk away from the computer nigga close your eyes

>be csgo pro player
>cheat at tournaments
>get dick sucked by everyone
???

>tfw the diablo general is dead again

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>play csgo on linux
>free cheats
>volvo doesn't care
???

>>165655245
Hey anime, stop with this meme. It's not like they're less detectable than any other mainstream cheat.

>tfw want to play, but I'm running on 3 hours sleep and my reactions are slow
I'll just go to bed...

Me with the kazoo.

>>165654314
It doesn't work. Only place to bet skins is vpgame. It works pretty much the same, except there is no limit to how many skins you can place on a match.

>>165655595
>literally no VAC exists on linux
yeah okay

>>165656881
So VAC is client wise, and the Linux version doesn't have it?

>>165656943
Yes. There is literally no way to get banned for cheating on linux unless your're too blatant and get OWd

>>165657002
Some cheater kid in a game once explained how to never get OW'd. Something about how often you play. If you played a certain amount of games with a certain amount of brakes in between, no matter how much you get reported, you never make it to OW.

So I guess Valve is retarded, and CSGO is a joke.

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>>165656327
damn. not sure is it worth to sign up just for betting one a few matches
thanks anyway anon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWvFoJ5Zwg8

I really like this promo, can anyone link any that are better?

>>165658634
It would've taken you as long to sign-up as it did to type that post. No confirmation even needed.

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ded?

>>165660990
Not yet

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>>165660990
ded

Consider betting against liquid

>markeloff with the smile

Where are the gay animes calling him cute?

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>outpost stands for 24 years
>it's been 8 since last a shot was fired
>pull out flashbang
>73 men, 12 horses and a dog appear out of nowhere
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck offffffffffffffffff

>>165661503
He lloks like an anime middle school gym teacher. Not cute.

>this victory music

What the fuck is this barbie shit>

>>165661991
I know, but that smile was special. Did you miss it?

>>165662021
it's probably german, so don't ask

Do animes find electronic cute? He's super autistic.

>>165662113
I dont support retirement communitites

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>>165662265
But he's so dreamy

Rate my dream team:

mOE - IGL
Friis - AWPer
HUNDEN - Entry rifler
gob b - Support rifler
Devilwalk - Rifler

>>165663339
>terrorist roach
>washed up
>literally who
>shit player
>beta shit player

Back to the drawing board.

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why don't YOU hack anon?

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>f3

>>165664176
Because people thinking I hack when I don't is more fun.

>>165650268
Yes

fragadelphia are making brax's team play a bo1 against insomnia cause of all the shit that went on in the bo3

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>fancy1
>AttackeR
>somebody
>Savage
>zhokiNg

Is this the /csgog/ Chinaman dream team?

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>>165665426
>china
>anything

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crackhouse lan

>>165665962
i go to school nearby, is it worth heading over there?

>>165666132
I mean, you could probably sleep with pterodactylsftw if you're good at the game, that seems to be her thing

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guys
i can't bump this forever

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reminder

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>page 8

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>>165667772
i would post here more often but mostly everyone seems to hate me

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>>165668879
>8ch image name

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Fun fact about the misfits csgo team: they're all dating asians

>>165668879
>that picture on the wall with the busted face
kek, russia best country

>play with a friend for 2 years
>he gets vac'd
>I lose 900 wins
holy shit

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>>165669701
should have played on linux if he was cheating

>tfw diablo general didn't have a bunch of autistic anime samefags to keep it alive

;_;

>>165669991
but he wasn't cheating, probably just decided to use a pub cheat and got vac'd

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>>165670185
Is there salt to be had in that thread?
I'll go to wherever the salt is

>>165670206
>probably just decided to use a pub cheat
>but he wasn't cheating
so he was cheating is what you're saying?

>>165670206
>used a pub cheat
>wasn't cheating
Mate...

>>165670396
Go back to twitch chat and reddit then.

>>165665962

>drive 2 hours to the event
>get there
>no heat
>frequent long ass delays
>can only watch one match at a time, dont get to see BMC play all weekend

i just drove back this morning, shit event

Is there vac on Mac or is it only linux?

>>165671665
VAC exists only on windows
time for
AIMTUX
I
M
T
U
X

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P-please share your AimTux configs

>tfw no animu gf(male)

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>>165672043
Use the same config as the dev of aimtux
https://github.com/McSwaggens/atconfigs

lol @ clg.red

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For me it's the McChicken, the very epitome of culinary perfection.

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>enemy team comes to your site and gets wrecked
>tfw they proceed to just go to the other site every fucking round and you're forced into retake after retake

>>165672043
>>165672659
>Anime
>Cheating scum
why am I not surprised?

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is there an official /csgog/ animes clan?
does it allow cheating?

Anyone tried csco on faceit?

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>>165673252
stop cheating anime, i'm tired of your shit

When's the next CS:GO thing I need to watch for a free souvenir case?

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girls are just as go-

>>165673437
Girls don't have the necessary autism required to git gud

>>165673437

>0-16

>>165673209
Being this new

>>165673630
>new
I've been shitposting here for literally a week m8

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>>165673368
try and stop me copper

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>>165673437
>Rating 0.00

>>165673437
>3/5 don't even have a nickname
women..