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dead game edition
>>165485127
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>>165568953
Just realized last op got shadowverse shit in it
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>>165569085
Anyone got the original OP?
Also
Dead general edition
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http://usamin.love/card/rhinoceroach/j_summon.wav
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>>165569085
that didnt even help the thread

i just made this thread so people would actually notice
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>last thread didn't even hit bump limit
>it just died because Hearthstone is a shitty game
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>>165568953
You went to the trouble of saving a picture of my game for this? How odd.


>>165569256
Thread's dead, but notice how quickly everyone noticed. People are lurking but too lazy to post.
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>>165569335
i just copied the nearest picture in the last thread

it wasnt worth looking for a hearthstone related picture on google, or using one of zeriyah

at least these threads were active when zeriyah posting existed
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>>165569425
thread would be alive if big guy brode would actually say something on stream instead of talking about unicorn hunter and how he does nothing while at work
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>>165569208
Rhinoceroach is quickly becoming one of my favorite cards. It's just so energetic and huggable. Practically costs nothing at all at two PP you drop him on the board and that miracle ass motherfucker gives you damage based on how many of his little buddies you've played the same turn. And you also get to keep this adorable little 1/1 that can ping things but usually just wants to come back to your hand to cuddle.
But more than the Roach itself is just so positive. It comes on the board like "kttrrhschh" and I'm like "yeah Roach buddy kttrchh indeed let's finish the game on turn 7 with no previous board presence" and when he attacks he's like "KRIII" and I'm like "yeah isn't it great to win?" He doesn't say some bullshit cringy shit like "These golden wings will end you!" he's just like "HISSS!" And it looks so happy. I mean this guy is BOTH a Rhinoceros AND a Roach. It understands its life is a gift from unethical inter-species mixing and the dude is just fucking loving it. I mean look at his face he's just so happy.
I am literally never sad when Rhinoceroach is on board. IDK if he's gonna make it into the metagame or not but for now he (or she) a pretty chill card
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>>165569335
>People are lurking but too lazy to post.
Hell, I'm to lazy to play. I lurk out of habits now.
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>>165569753
2 shit expansions in a row killed the discussion.
I still play on my phone, but I have no Idea if there is anything worth spending my gold in shop.
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Post odd Hearthstone-related images you have.
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how do i stop talking to myself when i play
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>>165570009
fuck priestfags
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>>165570076
Start streaming and your quirk becomes engaging color commentary.
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>>165570076
Start streaming.
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Good fedora rogue list?

I want to try it out
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>>165570285
>>165570261
no one would watch. im still really bad
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STOP FUCKING TOP DECKING THE EXACT RIGHT ANSWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT THIS IS THE MOST FLAGRANTLY BULLSHIT FORCED FIFTY PERCENT IVE EVER SEEN IN TWO YEARS OF HEARTHSTONE

I FUCKING HOLD ON TO SWAMP OOZE FOR 12 TURNS AND FINALLY WHEN I PLAY IT FOR PRESSURE MY OPPONENT TOP DECKS ARCANITE REAPER

ITS SO FUCKING STUPID, EVERY OTHER GAME IS LIKE THIS, YOU HAVE A BINARY CHOICE ON WHAT TO PLAY AROUND AND EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. IN THESE RIGGED GAMES, YOUR OPPONENT TOP DECKS WHATEVER THE ANSWER IS. DID YOU TRADE YOUR STRONGER MINION LAST TURN AND ALL YOUR MINIONS ARE LOW HP? YOUR OPPONENT TOP DECKED AOE. DID YOU TRADE YOUR WEAKER MINION LAST TURN TO PRESERVE YOUR STRONGER MINIONS HP? YOUR OPPONENT TOP DECKED SINGLE TARGET REMOVAL.

ITS SO FUCKING BLATANT

I GUESS THEYRE PUNISHING AGGRO THIS SEASON FOR SOME FUCKING REASON, I GUESS REDDIT COMPLAINED ENOUGH

HOW ABOUT YOU INCOMPETENT FUCKS AT TEAM 5 ACTUALLY BALANCE THE FUCKING GAME INSTEAD OF RIGGING SHIT. IS THAT SO FUCKING HARD? TO DO YOUR JOB? IM ONLY USING THE BROKEN CARDS YOU PUT IN THE GAME.
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>>165570396
Fedora rogue? What is that, with pirates?
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>>165570647
lol
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>>165570647
>topdecks deathwing
hmm well played
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>>165570870
Not an argument.
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>>165570954
>implying the estrogen filled are trying to debate and not just push your buttons
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>>165570954
lol
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>>165570954
You're stupid for thinking that Team 5 is competent enough to be able to code that into the game fag
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>>165570647
>implying Team Shitter is competent enough to make a rigged RNG
You give them too much credit.
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>>165571241
The pasta code is horrid

How does warleader buffs take priority over equality
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>>165571241
Designers and software engineers are different people... You know that right,?
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>resurrect priest keeps bringing back frogs
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how would you save hs
any cards you would nerf?
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>over 80 something hp healed
>Still dies to pirate warrior

I would be salty, but honestly im impressed he won. It was actually incredible. I thought he was dead the moment I healed for 26 but no.
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>>165571501
>How does warleader buffs take priority over equality
What do you mean?
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>>165572303
I would rebalance the game from the ground up, and make a new engine

do that for the next 6 months, then tell everyone "we are going to dust your entire collection for full value, you will keep your gold and dust and cardbacks, but you will lose every card"

then just balanced everything accordingly as you make new cards
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>>165572314
>pirate warrior not running out of threats by turn 6
he deserved that
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>>165572314
>playing reno priest
why would you do that?
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take the hint faggots

shitstone is NOT welcome on this board
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>>165572802
Team 5 could easily make a good game. But their goal isn't to make a good game. Its to "create an experience" whatever the fuck that means. Their goals are basically schizophrenic. They can't decide what they want to do so they DL everything. They want an esport. But they don't want their game to be too complex. They want a casual game people at the water cooler can play with each other, but to even get a decent deck and workable understanding of the game you need to invest a ton of time and a lot of money.

Hearthstone team is making the same mistakes every company has made since 2008-2010. They cater to normies. They reduce the skill ceiling and reduce the complexity. You can't really predict what normies will buy because they're fickle and follow the popular trends. And no one can predicts what'll be popular in the future. Normies don't stick around, theyre not loyal to any hobby .
Their interests are fleeting. Of course the useless fucks with advertising jobs have to justify their existence and come up with "strategies" for "generating" a "larger player base" but that's all bullshit board room talk.

Its the same thing all over the place. Sound engineers shove in useless sound effects into movies and TV shows to justify their job. Bureaucrats make useless regulations to justify their job and have their budgets renewed . its all so tiresome. God forbid these people get real jobs and contribute to society.
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>>165573562
but i love hearthstone
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>>165573447
Because its really fun? I have a good winrate vs the other 2 renos, and I can handle aggro decks pretty well. The only problem is usually shamans and bad draws.
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>>165573562
The previous thread got deleted because the mod finally woke up and deleted the Shadowverse shitpost thread.
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just got this in an arena pack. I continue my streak of unpacking a golden warrior lego from every expansion even though it's my least favorite class. Is this guy useful in any decks? I don't really need the dust.
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It's literally always correct to take 20 damage from pillager rather than give rogue a coin lmao good job brode XD
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>>165573903
He's alright, but not too amazing given the deck is killer with or without him. He's like a mindblast with a body on top, but only pays out once you've already won. Not bad at all, but just not needed.
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>>165573562
is zeriyah?
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>>165573903
not good on turn two and a terrible topdeck lategame
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To the people who reached legend THIS SEASON, which deck did you use?
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>>165570647
There certainly are undisclosed factors that affect RNG in some ways.
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>>165573447
Moments like these are why I play reno priest

The other kazakus potion was also from a kazakus that I copied with Drakonid. Drakonid that I got off of a kabal courier that I got off of a Kabal courier.
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>>165574358
Not Legend, but I'm at Rank 5 with Dragon Priest right now.
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>wanna mess around with some random murloc pally deck
>load up some casual games
>renolock
>dragon priest
>renopriest
>pirate warrior
>miracle rogue
>quit
>wonder why I bother with this game
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>>165574554
That's my nigga.

>>165574707
You could always play your friends and just have fun. Unless you don't have any.
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>>165574534
Yeah and waters wet. Got any other insightful observations?
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I want to play in a control style, but I don't have much cards and get shit on by any hunter and shaman. What kind of deck works well without having good cards?
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>>165574829
Fuck you for being rude.
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>>165574789
>implying I have friends
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>>165574965
High estrogen levels?
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>>165574185
this

he will be useful maybe once in 10 games
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>>165574865
control doesn't work even with good cards my dude
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>>165576918
Well, fuck
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>>165571925
>hexing a priests injured blademaster
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>>165574865
Dragon Priest (not Reno Priest) is very cheap to make, and is a midrange tempo deck with control options late game. It's not pure control but it only has one optional legendary, Brann. Jade Druid is similar (minion based deck aiming to go for late game) but requires Brann and Fandrel.

Pure control decks are usually expensive I'm afraid.
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Did the last thread die ? WE CANT GET MORE DEAD THANKS BRODE
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>>165578151
I will look into dragon priest and I got Malygos the other day through a pack. He works okay with my current priest deck
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I hate it when blizzard gives me 2 win 5 shaman games quests.

It leads to moments like these where I legit feel like hearthstone's villain.
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>>165574707
you have to go in WILD casual. no standard. I do all my meme quests there without much problems.
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Bets?

Call the win number and win 20 battlenet doshes.
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>>165578808
yes after a few hundred posts it went past page 10
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>>165578993
hes palying jade druid, he's the villian, you're the anti hero.
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>>165579113
3 wins

Even though it's capable of more, you will get fucked by not drawing a good curve and drawing "dead" cards at the wrong time like Bloodlust.
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>>165573721
>Hearthstone team is making the same mistakes every company has made since 2008-2010. They cater to normies.
It's not a mistake. The game is a golden goose and Team 5 don't have to do much work at all to get the sweet sweet shekels from the dumb goyims who don't care about the "complexity" and "skill ceiling" in a children card game. It's all about le epic stories to tell your friends.
You are not the target audience for the game.
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>>165579113
7
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>>165579285
I was playing jade pirate shaman. I feel like Im much more villainous.
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How many wins will I get? Place your bets.
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>>165579665
nah, pirate shaman is cool, cause you can counter agro.

try countering infinite value.
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>>165579715
Twelve. I believe in you, anon.
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>>165579715
All the way to 12! Go man go!
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>>165579359
Goyim is plural
Got is singular
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>>165579113
5 wins. I don't want your doshes.
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>pick single target damage just incase I don't get the AoE
>Get the AoE
>Deal 5irrelevant face damage next turn
That could have been seven armour or 2 additional cards, I hate this game
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>>165579113
12
There, now you will lose on purpose just so you don't reach 12 wins.
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Hearthstone should steal more mechanics from other card games.
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>>165582172
I want that panda to yiff me
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>>165581856
>he doesn't want to give felllow anons money for no real reason.

Wow, get out kike.
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>>165579875
>>165580495
bois...

I jinxed it, this place is cursed.
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>>165582368
thats hella gay dude
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Am I retarded if I can't win with miracle rogue or reno lock? Using the lists on tempostorm
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>>165582368
i can do that to you. I can pin you to the floor and abuse your boypussy for 2 hours while i grab your neck with my manly hands
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>>165583473
I'm afraid you're retarded either way, buddy.
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>>165583708
Said the pot to the kettle
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>>165583473
they curve easier than aggro shaman, so yes?
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anyone have eloise's nip slip saved?
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>>165583540
Faggots will be put down on the day of the rope.
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Is this right? I still feel like Cabalists can give more value in arena.
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>>165584919
how old is it? check the archives
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>>165585127
fucxking lol
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>>165585127
>not being able to draft yourself
jesus fucking christ
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>>165585127
>paying for a drafting service
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>>165584919
>>165585146
WHAT
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>quest log is full again
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>>165586110
I've never played any TCG before, what do you want? Me to be an expert after a few weeks?

>>165586151
heartharena is free??
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>>165586496
>a few weeks
Anon you should probably quit the game now while its still "fresh" before it becomes miserable.
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>>165568953
Reposting OC
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>one star from ranking up
>run into my counter and he has a perfect curve
4th time this shit has happened to me today
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Today has been awful weird bros.

In about 20 games of fucking around with my OC DONUT STEEL token druid, I saw more discard zoo than renolock, a c'thun druid, and 0 pirate warriors but 3 control warriors

What happened?

all these games occurred between 15 and 12
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>>165586614
What, is Hearthstone a bad game or something?
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>>165587248
>is hearthstone a bad game
it's terrible, but I enjoy it too. Sometimes
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>>165587248
absolutely
the only reason I'm still here is because I've been playing since beta
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How can people play Shaman knowing that most of their matches will be coin flip mirror
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Well guys, I didn't want to share this, but some guy asked me for the decklist in client and I let it leak already. So I guess I'll give abit back to /hsg/, I climbed from rank 17 to 7 (currently) with this deck. It's the only functional jade list I've seen. Have fun... Some notes are: mulligan aggresively for early drops. raptor swarmer but dont hold of on doing thalnos either. it's often better to use it for aya mid to late, but early jsut drop it if you have nothing else. shadowcaster -> brann is good if you have the initiative and cards to use it with. rag shadowcaster is a good finisher if rag sticks. argus shadow caster comboniation has beat many pirate warrior games for me.ps. never seen this deck anywhere else. you saw it here first. :) ~Rocco
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>>165587752
How can people play this game knowing that most of their matches will be against shaman
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I began playing MTG Origins the other day.

The thing that strikes out the most to me is how often attacking with your creatures coluld be a bad move.
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>>165588321
Magic is the thinking man's game
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Post happy board states.
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>>165585127
>doesnt even post deck
>asks if its right
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>>165588321
what set are you focusing on opening senpai?
Also dont forget to do all the stories for free gold/cards and starter packs.
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There is no way you can convince me this bullshit card isn't rigged to draw AoE, removal and legendaries
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>>165588534
your deck is insanely greedy
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>>165588794
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You heard it here first.
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>>165588854
And fun.
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>>165588651

Origins. Thats the main set, right?
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>>165588794
There is no way you can convince me this bullshit organ isn't rigged to remember bad outcomes more strongly than neutral or positive ones.
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Fuck Reno
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>>165589163
checkmate
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>>165589163

Is it also just my brain fucking with me when I believe warriors start with win axe 95% of the time and skill portal spawned legendaries way more often than it should have?
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>>165589063
yeah indeed.
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>>165589486
Win axe like most low cost cards are hard coded to end up in your starting hand a larger percentage of the time.
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>>165584919
Is this real
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>>165589486
The Win Axe thing is not 95%, it's ~50% if they mulligan for it. If by skill portal you mean Firelands Portal, there are only 5 good 5 drop Legendaries to get off it. 5 out of 72 is not very likely.
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>>165590662

This is skill portal
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>>165589834
>low cost cards are hard coded to end up in your starting hand a larger percentage of the time.
this seems pretty likely based on my own experiences as well. i have one deck with two 4-mana cards i can never seem to draw, but my 1-mana that i also have two of in another deck seems to get in my starting hand 80% of the time at the very least. i think something like this might be applied to reno as well
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Just watched the Brode Q&A. How are these people making so much goddamned money when less than 10 people are playing Duelyst right now?
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>>165591003
I dunno
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>>165590925
>>165589834
>muh negativity bias
>can't into math or probability, must be the game hard coded to fuck me
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>>165586989
rank?
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>>165591261
who are you quoting?
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i just realised reno wankson will be in wild forever

fucking hell
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>>165591003
because Blizzard

if hearthstone were made by any other company and didnt have the warcraft/blizzard name on it from the start it would have flopped

it is the least new player friendly, the most expensive, the worst balanced and most boring of all other digital card games
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>>165591401
>it is the least new player friendly
Hey, Hearthstone makes you work for cards, so it's great.
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>>165591397
cards like reno and emperor break the game completely, when it comes to creating new cards because every card created makes them better, regardless of what they do
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>>165591564
Jesus Christo that person needs to be barred from playing video games.
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>>165588948
>4 mana give a minion taunt

Pottery
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When playing Anyfin, is it better to not play Finja at all vs control decks and the mirror match?
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>>165592145
no All current control decks are actually combo decks with different tools to get there, so you give them more time by not playing finja
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>>165591564
>>165591860
you both are right
Shadowverse gives too many for too little
Hearthstone gives too little for too much

Imagine if :
The number of common cards was increased / card packs gave less repeated common shit cards

Disenchanting gave 1/2 of the cards value
the diferences in dust from lower rarity to higher rarity was something along the lines of 40(common) - 80 (rare) - 120(epic) - 200(legendary)

Packs now cost 50 gold or each win gets you 10 gold

if more cards were printed to balance the amount of new cards players could get, this game would be a much more fun experience
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My dick has never been harder.

I know it's greedy, but that's the whole point of the format.
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>>165588948
>4 mana
Holy shit that's terrible.
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>>165592790
>tfw deathwing isnt enough
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>win 5 tavern brawls
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>>165592558
>Shadowverse gives too many for too little
How is this even a thing?

>Goes on to propose a system that's even more f2p advantageous than shadowverse's

I don't understand.
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what's a non-control autopilot deck that will easily get me to legendary as long as i autistically grind long enough
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Why does Team 5 hate combo/OTK decks so much?
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Do you guys like dragons? Or tribals in general?
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>>165594115

Because this isn't solitaire
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>>165594262
>playing cards on curve and hitting face is not a solitaire
lmao
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god agdq is ruined every year by cringe donations and gay clapping
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Rhinoceroach is quickly becoming one of my favorite cards. It's just so energetic and huggable. Practically costs nothing at all at two PP you drop him on the board and that miracle ass motherfucker gives you damage based on how many of his little buddies you've played the same turn. And you also get to keep this adorable little 1/1 that can ping things but usually just wants to come back to your hand to cuddle.
But more than the Roach itself is just so positive. It comes on the board like "kttrrhschh" and I'm like "yeah Roach buddy kttrchh indeed let's finish the game on turn 7 with no previous board presence" and when he attacks he's like "KRIII" and I'm like "yeah isn't it great to win?" He doesn't say some bullshit cringy shit like "These golden wings will end you!" he's just like "HISSS!" And it looks so happy. I mean this guy is BOTH a Rhinoceros AND a Roach. It understands its life is a gift from unethical inter-species mixing and the dude is just fucking loving it. I mean look at his face he's just so happy.
I am literally never sad when Rhinoceroach is on board. IDK if he's gonna make it into the metagame or not but for now he (or she) a pretty chill card
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>>165594589
cancer
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>>165594589
>Shitverse
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>>165594115
Because you can't interact with them because of the shitty blocking rules.

>>165594096
Pirate something. I'm playing Wild and even non-weapon classes are running the half-an-ooze pirate with patches just to keep up.
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>Playing against Druid.
>Playing Pirate Warrior, the most fun deck I've ever made.
>He Mulches my 7/4 Berserker and plays a Jade Elephant.
>No longer have lethal.
>Get a Spiked Hogrider from the Mulch.
>Oh hey, now I have lethal again.
>"I concede to you."

I'm so sorry, Cumgor. I didn't deserve that.
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>rank 5
>Everyone is running a custom tech'd netdeck
>Need to change deck up but not sure what exactly to run or tech
>Check TS
>Only netdecks that you would bring to a tournament
>Check pro players' streams
>Only netdecks that are competitive in the hands of a high level legend player against high level legend players
>Check hearthpwn
>"lol guys ez deck to go from 25 to rank 13 this season xD [5,000,000,000 upboats]
I JUST WANT TO CLIMB REEEEEEEE
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>>165594096
pirate warrior
aggro shaman
midrange shaman
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>>165595936
>tfw to smart to tech
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Hello! Hello! Hello!
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I'm just a new player who wants his 160 gold to do one more arena run today. Can someone exchange quests with me, please? EngiBoy#2148
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>>165595936
Here's a radical idea.
Play a deck that you think is fun.
And usee it to climb the ladder.
Stop being an impressionable buffoon and learn to think independently.
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>>165596352
there's a million different pirate warrior decks and idk what would be good in this meta

do i run grom? blood to ichor? mortal strike? ghoul?
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>>165597245
Region?
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>>165597395
EU of course, no one plays on NA anymore.
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>>165597363
>tfw my not on the meta list deck climbed me to 5 this month after everyone calling my deck shit
feelsgoodman
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>>165597245
there are 48 people in this thread, you arent going to find anyone trading shit here jew
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>>165597363
The only fun deck to me is the one that wins tbqh with you lad.
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>>165597638
I don't get it, you guys consider farming 100 gold daily and maximizing your gold gain from quests okay, but somehow trading quests for gold is jewery. Especially for a new f2p player this is essential to keep up.
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THAT
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>>165598026
CARD IS TOO SLOW TO BE PLAYED ANYMORE
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>>165598026
BELONGS
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>>165598026
BELONGS IN THE TRASH NOW THANKS BLIZZARD
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>>165598026
>>165598180
>>165598192
>>165598249
so loud
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>>165598021
you are using hsg as your own personal service for kikery
if you need help with a quest fine, if you are trying to be a jew fuck off

do the quests with your friends and they will do theirs with you
unless you have no friends then ask for help from here

otherwise you are the piece of shit that asks friends for their 80 gold, but refuse to give it back to them
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>>165598026
not even good in a weapon meta fucking hell blizzard how are you this bad
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>>165598418
>personal service for kikery
What else is hsg good for?
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>>165591564
>"It's like if i got free tickets to a super sick concert and I'm blind and deaf and I'm expected to be happy about it"
>HURF DURF 2 AMNY CARDS LOL I QUIT
This guy is legitimately retarded. We're talking below room temperature IQ. What an entitled piece of shit. Instead of doing what any normal human being would, which is learn how to play the card game and figure out strategies before putting to use all of the cards you have, he instead writes a negative review about it because the knowledge that he has a bunch of toys to play with weighs too heavily on his conscious. He acts as if he's being forced to sort through ~so many~ cards and memorize their details but the game doesn't demand anything like that from you.

Just fucking play game you dipshit.
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Running this:
http://www.hearthpwn.com/decks/715684-s34-legend-pirate-warrior-65-winrate

-1 frothing
+1 leeroy
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>>165598026
CARD WAS REMOVED FROM THE GAME WHEN STANDARD WAS INTRODUCED
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Weekly reminder that theres people in this thread RIGHT THIS VERY MOMENT who are so beta they are intimidated by Aya and fap to Madam Goya instead.

LMAO
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>>165600452
frothing is a leeroy you play on turn 3 lmao
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>>165598871
This is very common with the new retarded generation of gamers. A ton of people defend League requiring you to buy heroes separately, total cost $500, as a positive over Dota which gives you all heroes immediately because too many choices confuses them and it feels good to unlock things slowly.
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>>165601060
What about -1 naga and +1 leeroy then
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>>165588948
4 mana to give a minion a worse version of taunt

This should be 0 mana
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>>165601019
>not preferring a more seasoned woman
laffin@u m8
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>>165594115
>combo decks are uninteractive because they aim to kill you in one turn after 10+ turns
>but getting killed by aggro by turn 4 unless your entire deck is built to stop aggro is fine

Team 5 are clueless retards who dont think that having to pressure with board presence against combo decks counts as "interactivity". But they think that aggro decks that just hit face every turn are interactive.
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>>165601389
>>165591962
>>165592835
It doesn't say friendly minion, you illiterate fucks. Making an enemy minion your Bolf and making your minion your Bolf are very different levels of valuable.
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>>165602112
i'll make you my boyf in a minute mate
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>>165591564
>complaining about free cards because he can't understand that many
holy shit, it's people like this that make blizzard think it's okay to have such a high barrier for entry, because they literally just want to donate money to blizzard
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i will never stop playing pirate warrior because i hate jade druids from the bottom of my heart. This mechanic is the most retarded, badly desinged idiotic fucking nonsensical shit in existance
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>>165602726
Iktf. Druid players have been my arch nemesis since that fon + savage roar combo
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>>165602323
>I'LL TICKLE THE LOT OF YA
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>pass the cards bro
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What do people think of Abomination? I feel like the card has flown under the radar since the games launch.

Exactly the same stats and cost and Azure drake, but trades Draw 1 and 1 spell damage for taunt and deal 2 damage to everything

Obviously the taunt cant even compare to the draw, but its about on par with spell damage in terms of use against aggro decks.

And the 2 damage aoe could be really valuable in this kind of meta.

Im just wondering why he's never seen play

Other than the fact that he looks like sludge belchers retarded little brother
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why was patron warrior nerfed?
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>>165603185
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wHpJ7SvoAQ
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>>165603185
cause infinite value is bad and they should of used to as a warning to jade druid.
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>>165603140
It's because it does damage to your face and board, and because the opponent gets to choose when it goes off most of the time. If it did it's damage to just enemies, it would probably see play
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>>165603401
>should of used to

what did he mean by this
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>>165603140
He kills your own minions and damages your face. He might maybe fit in a reno mage or something but generally speaking it's just not worth it.
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>>165603283
damn it was 40+ damage burst. so that's why warsong got nerfed
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>>165603185

>nearly crafted golden GET IN HERE the day before they announced the Warsong nerf
Close call
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>>165603614
>>165604235

I mean, my reasoning is Kazakus potion and hellfire and felfire potion and abyssal enforcer do damage to your own shit and see play, maybe he could too in reno decks as an additional buffer against aggro
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>>165604125
sorry brain has been deep fried.
been on ether and Ritalin all day, think I've finally made the unicorn priest.
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>>165603283
>games lasting longer than turn 5
miss those days.
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At what rank can you consider your deck good if it has a good win rate?

I'm at rank 18 right now, but on a 5 win streak, not sure if my deck is good or just low ranks are fucking terrible.
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>>165605717
lucky streak of winds
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>>165605717

Rank 5
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>>165605717
if you break rank 10 with your deck it's viable.
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How much should I be worried if I can only play games well while on coke and amphetamines?
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>>165606486
get off the stuff my man

everyone i've ever known with a regular stim habit has either wrecked their life in a major way or died
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>>165606831
I'll quit when i hit legend with a non netdeck deck.
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>>165607130
lol

its fucking nothing
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>>165572303
go away brode pls
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>>165607130
>girls in big loose pajama bottoms
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>blizzard says they might nerf pirates
Even if they do, everyone will play jade druid and this meta is going to be even worse
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>>165570076
Talking to yourself is fine. Verbalizing a problem or puzzle helps you solve it.
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>>165610049
>>165607870
>half an hour between posts
I should let it die. Not even Eloise nipple saved this thread
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The problem with aggro decks is so many cards have been released to support the archetype

The point is that you never even see 1/2 to 2/3rds of your deck because games end so fast, but you can staying power and burn out too quickly

But now because classes have so many aggro beneficial cards, it doesnt matter if they see 2/3rds of their deck, they can kill you in 4 turns with 1/3rd

Shamans can see only the top 10 cards of their deck, and this 10 can contain

>Tunnel trogg
>Flamewreathed faceless
>Lightning bolt
>Lava burst
>A weapon
>a pirate

And thats enough to kill you. 6 cards with doubles of each is 12 + patches. Just over 1/3rd of the deck, and they see any combination of cards in their first 10 cards (It doesnt matter what 10 they see, any 10 will do because they're all low curve, efficient and fast) and kill you with it

Its dumb

The idea of designing a card game is designing cards that give you options, not just brute forcing the same retarded style all the time

Why did team5 think shaman needed cheap super value weapons? That synergised with their already existing cheap super value minions?

Why did they make one of their jade cards a fucking burn spell? Shaman already has lightning bolt, lava shock, lava burst for insanely fast cheap burn downs

Did they really think they needed ANOTHER ONE to draw into?

Why the fuck couldn't they have gotten a jade card that summoned 2 random totems or something actually class identity relevant rather than "You know what shaman needs? more burn"
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>>165610196
you need something as good as zeriyah nudes to save this shit hole
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>The meta is so incredibly shit right now I finally had time to complete Heroic naxxramas, blackrock and LoE
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>>165574358
Miracle Rogue like i did last season.
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>>165610231
Brode doesn't think that far ahead. He's more of a "silly stories in the moment" kind of guy.
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>>165610231
Those shaman spells do synergize with the class identity, they're "board-control spells" to protect your totems and minions to set up for a big bloodlust turn. Why do you think jade lightning summons a token? :^)
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>>165611187

Imo more spells should be penalized with the "Flame Lance/Forbidden Flame Restriction" and only be used to target minions

And spells that can go face should only be able to go face, like mind blast.

Mage's thing should be having flexible spells that do whatever they want them too be they burn enemy minions or the enemy's face

Spells have more restrictions on what you can target in MTG and that game has fucking interrupts
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reminder Reddit literally thinks Inner Fire priest is good
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>>165612301
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>>165612301
fire priest?
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>>165610231
>jade lightning
>lightning bolt, lava shock, lava burst

They also have Maelstrom portal, lightning storm, elemental destruction for board clear.
And their minions are top-notch. And heropower for tokens.
That class is insane.
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>>165613198

>1/4 chance the hero power is a 1/1 token, which is fine
>2/4 chance its a token that cant be pinged down and fucks up your attacking turn when trying to control the board
>1/4 to summon the absolute god totem that demands instantaneous removal or the shaman auto-wins the board

Balanced shaman
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>https://hsreplay.net/replay/5R4KY3aMHZpUK94bbKSrBd

mfw
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I'm just gonna post this here while people are hating on Shamans
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>>165613423
>1/1 have a "totem" tribe so it's always better than pally hp
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>>165613574
what's mystical about him
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>when you waste all your RNG on the game board
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>>165614079
His amazing headwear
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>tfw you replace total domiance because you'd rather get a 2 wins quest
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>>165613883
Paladin's hero power minions have a hidden tribe though you incredibly idiotic simpleton
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>>165614437

Only supported through 2 cards

One is wild only

The other is shit
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>>165613883
>>165614437
Missed me yet?
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>>165614437
What are other cards of hidden silverhand recruits tribe?
There is shitton of other totems.
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If you play Wrathion after your deck is empty (or if there are no more dragons left in your deck) will he fatigue you to death?
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>>165613423
desu, before troggs and totem golems when shaman was shit he could no effectively build board. It's just that now while you fight his 2 mana 3/4 or 477 he has almost always 2-3 totems on boards. And then shit like bloodlust or thunder bluff gets you killed. But guess like that the shaman was intended to be played.

But then I don't get it why same class gets 4 spells to hit your face or minions, 3 AOE clears, frogpoly hard removal+banish to never resurrect again, and WEAPONs. Compare that to the arsenal other classes get. Only warrior get close. And mage but has worse spells and worse minions.
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>>165615309
is fatigue a dragon?
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>>165615564
>not knowing Fatigue, Bringer of Plagues
pleb
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>>165614656
Was he ever played before secret paladin?
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>>165615842
Midrange Paladin was a thing for some time.
I actually crafted Gormok just to play it back in the days to be honest
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>>165615415

Tbh I dont understand hex at all

Polymorph is basically mage's whole thing, they have a fairly average costing spell that completely nullifies any minion so long as you can target it. The trade off being that it leaves a 1/1 beast

Fine, thats a cool ability for a class to have so one class can be intrinsically strong against deathrattles and high health minions and the such

But then, they give it to shaman

And its a better version, because they lose 1 attack to gain taunt (Much weaker creature in every respect) and it costs 1 whole fucking mana less.

Shamans from t3 can completely nullify any creature you play. Why? Why is this allowed?

Their minions and cheap weapons allow them to play faster than you, and then they beat down absolutely any chance of resistance with efficient cheap removal
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>>165615842

He was the finisher in midrange paladin. And why midrange paladin was able to go long and win games against control warrior.

Warrior could armour up as much as he likes, he cant beat 7x 1/1s beating his face in every turn

And warrior doesnt have infinite removal whereas paladin has infinite dude generation.

And then when the warrior cant fight back properly, boom, 2 ARMS MEN
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Say something NICE about this card.
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>oh boy time for Hearthstone
>join a game
>nah I don't want to play [MY CLASS] vs. [THEIR CLASS], that's not fun, that's just unfun frustrating bullshit
>just concede to save myself the time
>do this 20 more times
>end up rank 19
>realize I don't actually want to play Hearthstone ever again because it's terrible
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>Start every game against Rogue with 24hp

Is this really the only way they could make rogue viable
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>tfw you miss the game when it first came out and have hated every expansion a little more
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>>165619124
Unfortunately it is, since if rogue loses board they have no coming back. Then he has to drop 10/10 on early turns and/or finish with cold blood Leeroy.
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>>165619124
what do you expect him to do? Play control with no boardclears or healing?
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>>165618512

Most qt gnome art
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remember when aggro 1drops used to have 1 health?

I miss leper gnome
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>>165621175
Don't you say that. Don't you ever say that.
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>>165621175

I member but I don't miss leper gnome. Undertaker meta gave me PTSD that can be triggered when I hear "I FEEL ICKY!"
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>>165621175
I am still mad at how many times I heard "I feel icky."

>>165619759
You can still play it. If you get to turn 5.
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how would you guys fix hearthstone?

or make it better?
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>>165624000
Change the mana costs of most things and make a way to have activated effects.
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>>165624000
Disable shaman for a year
Delete last expansion.
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"MUH BLADE BE THURSTEE"

What did he mean by this???
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>>165627690
He means give his blade a cup of water you massive faggot.
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>>165627854
Why are you so mad?
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>>165624000
Hearthstone is beyond repair right now.
Fire EVERYONE in Team 5 and replace them with a decent team, rebalance the entire game by nerfind/buffing the existing cards, release the expansion which further unfucks the game. Add the in-game replay feature, the option to replay past Tavern Brawls with friends, fix a shitload of bugs there are, make the new client from scratch because the current one sucks ass, rebalance Arena by changing the rarity of basic/common cards like Flamestrike, reduce the impact of RNG cards, and so on, and so on.

But that's too much work to do, because Hearthstone is fine, because it's not a card game, but le epic youtube video generator. And you are stuck playing it forever.
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>mfw on the ladder right now.
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>>165628727
Neck yourself.
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>hearthstone is doomed
>only alternative is weaboo game
what a horrible times
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>>165631628
To be fair, card games in general suck ass.

They are reliant on complete RNG mechanics. There is zero card game based on skill, reflexes, and complete knowledge of the game.

For that - you would need to go to Overwatch or League.
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Holy shit I forgot this card even existed. I was only reminded when I saw it in the brawl.
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>>165632084
He's great, but he's not fast so no one is playing him.
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>>165631926
Hearthstone showed me the dark truth about card games. When you play Magic, you play in a tournament setting. At a small tournament, maybe three games matter. You win those three games, you're great, if you lose them, you suck. At a large tournament, it can be around twelve games. If you win ten out of twelve games, you're pretty good. You get a prize based on how well you did and go home.

Hearthstone however there are no tournaments. There's just an endless ladder with no rewards. You play thousands and thousands of games with no structure and it doesn't matter how many you win. So you get to rank 8, who gives a shit. So you get to legendary, who gives a shit. There is no end and no reason to play.
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>play tavern brawl without trying to finish quests and all the rng goes for me
>play for quest and the opponent has 4 consecutive Aya blackpaws
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I've never seen such a popular game's general threads crash and burn so hard.

/svg/ and Ben Brode turned /hsg/ into a dead husk
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>>165633963
This meta is making me thirsty.
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heh

nothin personal kid
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>wild
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>>165635185
Seems fun to me.
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>>165633963
Pedos killed this general and there is nothing anyone can say to refute it
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>>165635185
Wild is FUN
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>>165637714
play ___________
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>>165637840
what deck were you playing?
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>>165638392
some guy's curator druid
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>>165637714
Team5 are pedos? Wow, I should contact the authorities.
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Damn, I threw away my homebrew and oriented myself after a dragon priest deck, even with half the cards I win so much more.
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Alexstrasa was a mistake. What the fuck is this bullshit?
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>>165637714
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Why do I suck at arena? I even cheat with that heartharena shit
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>>165641391
you havnt watched enough kripp
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>>165603140
Turn 5 taunt is too late, aggro runs sturdy minions with 3+ health and 2 damage to your own face can close the game.
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>>165641391
what do you consider as sucking? what's your average run like?
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>>165641513
I win one or two games. It usually look good in the beginning, and then they play something big I cant deal with and everything falls apart
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Every single fucking hunter plays the same cards, the same strategy and wins always before turn 10. What is wrong with this class? It's so brainless that everything just buffs each other and the spell cards just walk around every defense I build up. Fuck this idiot class, just throw everything on the board and it will benefit to do more face damage
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>>165641572
sounds like you're drafting poorly. you aren't relying entirely on heartharena to draft your deck, are you?
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>>165641620
>complains about hunter
Are you a shieldbarrier anon?
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>>165641961
>everyone plays in the high pay2win ladder where people play pirat warrior instead

Same bullshit, just the basic cards of that class do the exact same without spending a million dust on it to work
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>>165641620

You would have loved the undertaker meta
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>it's a priest discovers sylvanas 3 times from my deck episode
fucking drakonid
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>>165642692
Now you've got a story to tell your friends :^)
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>>165642692
Getting rightfully punished for not running a complete deck full of interpersonal highly synergistic cards
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>>165641620

>Play 10 secrets quest.
>Fine I'll try hunter.
>Turn 3 play 14 mana worth of cards.

Haha none of your business Mr opponent.

Shame it's not consistent.
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>>165642851
>just run shit cards so nigger priest won't use them
But he will discover good ones thanks to historian senpai
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>>165642692

I will keep cards like Sylvanas and Tirion in my opening hand if they are in it against priest because fucking Drakonid and Thoughtsteal are hardcoded to steal them
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Legendary cards like patches need to die in a fire on principle.
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>>165642920
I'm just being ironic because i died to my own leeroy faceless combo lmao
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Plants vs Zombies Heroes has a "shield" system that basically builds up a free spell and blocks damage when your hero is hit a certain amount of times, punishing players that flood with small minions. Hearthstone needs something like this.

And yes, I've resorted to playing this because hearthstone has gone to shit. It has superior plant waifus anyways.
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>>165643052
must've been painful
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a couple days ago i came here and asked how much and what my friend should buy since he was just starting out
you guys all responded so much and 90% was a hard "dont do it"
ill give a little update

hes been having a lot of fun and finds himself logging in a lot or coming home and wanting to play
he makes very beginner mistakes akin to turn 4 fireball to face, going face a lot and getting overwhelmed on the board, trading misplays that lose him minions etc
playing with very little cards puts you against those same accounts in casual that make mistakes like that too which to me seems very fair, knowing what lies ahead
so its very fun and a good environment to learn

ive looked at information like how too many games or too many legendaries removes your ability to play against these new accounts, the first old gods pack gives you c'thun (and some c'thun buffing minions?), trump teachings since they are the perfect tutorial

so currently i put him on the following plan:
not opening any packs, not buying the welcome bundle yet and just playing in this fair environment and learning. when he does gets kicked from the beginner matchmaking then we will get stuff and see what we can make.
tavern brawl seems pretty fun to unlock but not something to rush for since the risk and uncertainty of that suddenly changing the matchmaking is deadly
watching an episode of trump teachings, creating the deck and then trying it out and learning the concept so today we will do a new one of those
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>playing arena
>first opponent is golden using legend cardback with multiple duplicates
>second opponent is golden using legend cardback with multiple duplicates
>third opponent is golden using legend cardback with multiple duplicates

????????
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>>165643416
Yep, geting hooked on is easy, I've got 3 friends who started recently, and I see 2 of them logging in and playing for an hour or so.
One of them is enjoying hunter a lot, and the other one is insanely lucky with his packs, he is playing for a month and already got Goya, Jaraxxus, Tirion, Cenarius and of course C'thun.
But if next expansion will be as shitty as last two, they will get so embittered as us
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>>165643416
this is copypasta
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>>165643828
did they transition alright when they get thrown to the wolves? im really worried about that and want to delay it as long as possible which i think is the best strategy
also hoping he will get lucky as well

>>165643968
nope just woke up and wrote it
maybe theres some more tips to take into account to help my friend or you guys can agree with staying in the beginner ranks until a lot more is learned
or like the other poster share that it is possible to still have fun when you start playing with more cards
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>>165644179
Farming ranked to 20 for the monthly card back and chest, then stop touching it to avoid frustration. That's how I handle it
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>>165644179
I make meme decks and play with them. I don't know how they are interested in this game, but at this point I'm playing just to farm dust for friendlies
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>>165593152
Not the same guy but while shadowverse showers you with packs and many arena runs by just logging in and finishing campaign the decks are 40 cards size and you can run 3 of each card, even legendaries, so the meta decks with many high rarity cards are reaaally fucking expensive to make.
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>>165644236
>Farming ranked to 20
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>>165644771
What are you implying? An account starts at 25
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>>165644885
I wouldn't call winning ~10 games "farming"
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>madam dust
I want to be able to disable legendaries you can get from packs, my first one was that shitty 2/2 weapon guy
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>>165575841
>too much estrogen in males causes them to be more aggresive
>>165572374
Last thread somebody complained how first his opponent's Finja survived trading into a 5/1 because it pulled two Murloc Warleaders but then also survived an equality+holy nova due to warleader buffs.
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>>165645112
welcome to card games
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Oh my god, reddit is such blizzshills, they downvoted this to hell

So here's what I found out they are going to print in the coming adventure:

Shaman
>Totemic potion: 3 mana spell deal 2 damage to all enemy minions, summon a random 2-cost minion

Priest
>Draenei priestess: 2 mana 3/4 minion deathrattle heal both heroes for 4
>Flameforged drakonid: 4 mana 4/4 minion battlecry gain +3/+3 if you have dragon in your hand
>Dazzling light: 8 mana spell destroy all enemy minions

Mage
>Icy battle staff: 2 mana 3/2 weapon freeze any character damaged by your hero

Warlock
>Raging abyssal: 9 mana 6/6 minion deal 5 damage to all other characters

Warrior
>Berserker from Orgrimmar: 6 mana 5/5 minion costs (1) less for each armor point you gained this game

Paladin
>Recruiter's hammer: 5 mana 2/4 weapon after your hero attacks summon a silverhand recruit
Hunter

>Give up hunting: 2 mana spell, replace your hero power and class cards with another calss's. The cards now have +1/+1 if it's a minion or +1 damage for spells.

Rogue
>Snathes the burglar: 1 mana 1/1 minion charge after you play a card from your opponents class summon this minon from your deck
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>>165645052
True, it's not that much. I just mentioned it to not forget about the free reward
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>>165645468
>they downvoted
get the fuck out of here
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>>165645468
At least you can get some upvotes on 4chan.
edit: thanks for the gold stranger!
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>>165645468
I can't wait to run a deck full of AoE demons
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>>165645584
Lol or what? Such responses always bring a smile to my face. Thanks much :^)
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post your shitty oc dicks
Got to rank 18 from 13 but when it works it's golden
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>>165645962
2 coins instead of pillagers
What did he mean by this?
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>>165646097
Too poor to get LoE
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>>165645962
>no tomb pillagers
>no Brann for shadowcasters
Git rich
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>>165646438

>All non-meme players are asleep, post shitty OC.
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>>165647157
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>>165647271
Should be 3/3 for 5. Too much potential for 5 mana.
The utility is actually decent and a creative idea, which is weird coming from OC.
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>>165647157
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why does this card see no play
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>>165647594
Because it doesn't have the word "random" in it's card text.
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>>165647594
Because it's too easy to remove.
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Holy shit I got out fucking skilled so hard, he actually threw all murlocs on the field that buff each other
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>no replay system
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>>165647686
Too confusing for new players.
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>>165647638
so if it was like a 6 mana 4/7 or 5 mana 2/6, it would be good? if feel like this card has such wasted potential
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>>165647663
Good thing you hide your rank ;)
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>>165647768
can you stop?
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>>165647157
Way too complex for new players to comprehend. Also
>targeted deathrattles
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>>165647808
Stop hiding the shieldbearer tag then :^)
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>>165647663
>moroes
please dont play that anon
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>>165648004
The point is to remove the names, because the last thing I want is some sperg from this thread to add people ingame
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>>165647157
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>>165648124
3/4 of these are op as fuck
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>>165647663
Oh the irony, comboshitter complains about other player throwing all the right cards in one turn
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>>165648109

You know that your tag is (Name)#(random numbers) and no one can see the numbers to add you right?
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>>165648210

4? wait what? Also probably going to redo the sword...typo and it's not even fucking legendary.
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>>165648285
3 out of the 4 cards are op
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>>165642479
But that's a "hybrid" hunter, he has highmane and loatheb :^)
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>>165648105
He is underrated. Played on turn 2 or 3 he can keep up with aggro decks on his own or the opponent has to force an aoe for a 3 mana card early on. He would be much better as 1/2 tho
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I'm getting my ass beat by Buffadins on ladder right now, I'm playing Pirate Warrior. What is happening?
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>>165648326

Fixed the typo. You have to remember that you can only have one weapon at a time. Might make Kael 8 mana 7/5 or something so it's slower.
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>>165648357

Morose is great. That 400 dust really helped towards a legendary I needed.
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>>165610497
same here!
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>>165648470
there's a typo on staff of disintegration too
"targetted" instead of targeted
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>>165648759

Fuck, thanks.
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6 games in a row my opponents have opened buccaneer, i'm off to play something else
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>>165645468
>Shaman
>Potion
why
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Every single fucking Rogue says "thank you" when I concede. What's up with this consistency?
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>>165649132
Hearthstone players, toxic? No, can't be.
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>>165649132
What deck are you playing?
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>>165649132
nu-Miracle Pirate Rogue players are the worst. They wouldn't touch the deck when it was tier 3, but now that it's easy to play, and more effective than ever, slall the mlg 360 n0sc0pe 1v1 me bro kiddies are flocking to the deck.
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I can barely stand playing this game anymore but I still enjoy watching it. What is this literal cuckoldry?
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>>165649132
Rogue players always have been the most toxic, right after Freeze mages. You just see them more now that the class is actually good.
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>>165649696
I can't bring myself to play past rank 10, so I only play Casual and Tavern Brawl.
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>>165649696
Watching someone else get blown out by RNG is cathartic.
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>well played
>thank you
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>>165649696
>>165649943
Also their matches are a lot more intersting than mine. Yesterday I watched Thijs on reno priest get matched against Silvername on reno mage two times. Shit was so entertaining, esepcially comparing to my regular struggle against face shamans.
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>>165649521
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>>165649521
Wait, you're supposed to run the pirate patches combo in your miracle rogue?

explains why I wasnt winning that much. But that just feels wrong, like its not even miracle rogue. Miracle was always 2 things, either making a big vancleef to win the game or drawing with auctioneer and bursting with malygos.

Do you have a decklist? Im curious
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Edwin is best fucking lego in terms of design
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>>165650549
Not the meme cobo with gang ups, simply Buccaneers and Swashburglars to summon Patches. Buccaneers are insane in Rogue because you always have a weapon, so they're basically a natural fit for the deck. except for that it's a plain old Miracle Rogue, if you want a list just check Vicious Syndicate, tempostorm or a random streamer's VOD, the lists are very similar to eachothers.
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Auctioneer and this questing faggot should be banned when playing rogue
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>>165650549
I'm not going to help you become a pirate shitter.
Play a different deck.
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>>165650686
Im guessing you still run patches even with bucanneers right?
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>>165650760
As long as you run 1 drop Pirates there's not a single reason not to run Patches.
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>>165604883
>he wants to be inefficent

i can litterally play and win 2 games while you play your reno shit until turn 10, so following the law of large numbers you are just wasting your time and deserve to lose to IM IN CHARGE NAO!
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>>165651335
>he prefers quantity over quality
are you an American by chance
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>>165651335
But you can't measure FUN in numbers
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>>165651335
>this is what aggro players tell themselves

So what's the point of having different deck archetypes when you can't play what you have fun with instead of the most efficient deck? That sounds more like work to me rather than a videogame. If you have fun with aggro decks that's fine but personally even if I go in multiple win streaks with aggro decks I just get bored.
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>tfw enjoying dragon priest, cthun druid and aggro shitters can go fuck themselves
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How does warrior always have buccaneer in starting hand?
I've literally never played against one that didn't have it
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>tfw control warrior with the pirate cardback
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sup boys i just came back to hearthstone after a year

what the fuck is this wild and standard bullshit
what the fuck is this disenchant adventures bullshit

should i just go ahead and de all of the old shit or what, i do have like 5k dust atm not including all the useless shit from naxx i can de tho

also, is there any viable variation of freeze mage atm?
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>>165652942
Can I play against you? I almost never have it in my opening hand.
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>>165653048
>THIS is the returning player that Ben is so concerned about
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I literally prefer it when shaman opens trogg instead of buccaneer, fix your fucking game blizz
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>>165652942
You put 2 in your deck, so you have chance of 1/15 to get it and then if you don't get it in your starter hand, replace all of them to get that chance again
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>>165653048
>>165653173

>only 3 """wild""" cards
i thought there'd be more

also how viable is this deck right now, i got to 200 legend with it a year ago
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>>165653362
Freeze Mage is still playabe. Not top tier, but playable.
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>>165632084
he will be a staple in shaman next year because without trogg golem he will turn into a cucktrol class
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>>165653571
>he doesnt know that pirates lose nothing and trogg and golem will be replaced by 1/1 diving shieldo and whatever the new expansion brings
>he doesnt that most of us will quit when they rotate classic without refunds
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>>165653869
whats left of us. A big percentage of anons quit already
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Is anyone else considering moving to Wild after the next rotation?

I do my dailies, I play the tavern brawl, I play a bit ladder and arena and still I am lightyears away from having all the cards from Old Gods and Gadgetzan.

If you are not willing to either invest all your time or money into Hearthstone there's literally no way of remotely keeping up with the "healthy" meta.

I've honestly lost all interest in the game after Standard was announced, I only started playing last month again. Also I'm tired of Ben selling his moneygrabbing as an honest approach of improving the game.
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>>165653362
Honestly, the lack of mad scientist is the only thing holding the deck down. Getting iceblocks for 3 mana instead of zero and a free draw always make me shiver from disgust.
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>>165654175
no ben brode. I will most likely quit come next rotation
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>>165654175
Dude, i don't get what everyone is copmplaining about. Just put on your fedora and eat up those 30 minute long reno mage mirrors.
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>>165653869
pirates will lose to nerfs
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>>165654248
yes it does you fucking liar
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How come you haven't crafted Patches yet?
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>>165654423
Because I opened him in my preorder.
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>>165649810
For me it has always been Priest.
"Thank you" every time they played Entomb or Operative, like they just made an extremely witty play.
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>>165654701
i do that too desu but it's just bantz
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>>165654360
They aint nerfing shit lil' wite boi

Even in their QA they stated that the meta was correcting it's self.
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>mfw playing Control Warrior at rank 20
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>>165654175
no i am going to quit once the game rotates, no reason to play
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>>165654874
bantz = bm you toxic player you
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>>165654701
priests are definitely the most common class to add you and call you lucker noob but it's druids that emote the most (since Rexxar's death at least)
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>lose due to games disconnecting 3 times in a row

i can't blame blizzard for this, but fuck this, time to redownload xcom
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>>165655468
not when i do it :>
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>>165654175
>mfw 2 more years of I'M IN CHAARRRGE NOW
Yeah, I'll be out too. Unless they do something miracolous, I don't wanna deal with another hyper aggressive meta where you have to tech in 3 smaller board clears and 2 weapon removals just to have a chance against the pirates.
Not like I played the game consistenly anyways... played it on and off from GvG onwards.
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can't wait for Reno to rotate out
finally we'll have a honorable meta
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it\s so fucking stupid that I can't play living roots on 1 anymore to help me hero power trogg on two shaman just fucking counters it with claw or buccaneer fucking cards they where going to play anyway shouldn't fucking counter what I do
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Our guy.
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>>165656043
ORANGE
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>>165656043
he's got a big fucking head doesn't he
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>>165654423
>tfw open patches in 3rd or 4th pack
>tfw forget that not everyone has patches
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>you have to follow savjz on twitch to use his chat

what a cuck
>>
is there ever a point when you play reno for tempo at high health?
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>>165656305
BibleThump MUH BibleThump CHAT BibleThump EXPERIENCE BibleThump
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>>165656043
Did they model the wow characters after him?
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>>165656503
i just wanted to ask if zeriyahs cunt tasted like dusty old bones
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>>165654423
Why should anyone craft a shitty 1/1? Just unpack him, lol
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>>165656305
*puts it in zeriyahs butt*
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Literally died to an aggro druid in turn 6. What in the fuck is wrong with this game
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>>165654423
Aggro player. Stop your wrongdoing at once.
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>>165571501
Warleader is an "aura" effect. As long as the card is on the board the effect is applied. Even if you silence a minion with the effect it doesn't go away. The only way to get rid of it is to kill the card the creates the aura.
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>>165656902
>turn 6
>fast
bet you don't even remember turn 1 fel reaver
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>>165656648
I didn't know HS was translated to macaroni
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>>165649132
>>165650198
... well? Why aren't you saying, "You're welcome"? They're just being polite.
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>>165657306
This game gives me no option to be polite
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>Hearthstone
>Dead
lol you shadowshitters are such dreamers
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>>165657784
>esports
>mattering

yeah because look how popular SC2 stayed
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>>165657918
Does this post even have a point?
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>>165657918
How long did you think SC2 stayed popular, anon?
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Who's been bangin' my Sistah?
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>>165658175
i dont think it was ever popular, it was all marketing and people saying it was, when really everyone realized by the zerg campaign the game was trash
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>it's possible to silence taunts
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>>165658271
Well, that really does not seem like an honest assessment.
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>>165658272
>it's possible to silence frozen minions but not heroes
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>>165645145
>Last thread somebody complained how first his opponent's Finja survived trading into a 5/1 because it pulled two Murloc Warleaders but then also survived an equality+holy nova due to warleader buffs.
That's how aura's work. Even the Stormwind Commander or champion or whatever.
You reduce the health of it to 1, but the aura updates and it becomes 1 + aura buff.
>>
crazy to thing people like trumpsc, massansc, sjow, forsensc2, frodan etc all started their streaming, playing, casting careers with sc2
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>>165658584
because people are idiots and gravitate to what they know and are told
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>>165658674
Starcraft 2 MADE YOU
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>>165658584
strifecro too
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>>165658745
sc2 made this board
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>>165658674
>>
sc2 made twitch
sc2 created new viewers
sc2 made mistakes that lol could learn from to keep growing
sc2 brought interest to invest in esports again since it was in a massive dip before
>>
But without brood war there would be no sc2.
Thanks brood war
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>>165659472

without WoW we would be on Diablo 4 expansion, Starcraft 4, Warcraft 5 and they would all be good
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>>165658674
>>165658271
>wah wah no one liked sc2 it's only for sheeple
jesus did sc2 kick your dog or something
>>
Didn't play sc2 but still watched the tourneys lol, I really like the rts genre
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>>165659601
>call a shit game shit
>DURF WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU

cool it kid, i have played enough games to know what are good and bad
>>
starcraft is the reason esports exists
>>
/scg/ and /hsg/ in the same thread. The smell of death is so strong we might as well be at a morgue
>>
There is not a single reason to have a 3/2 1 mana card, are you fucking retarded
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>>165659956
what about a 1 mana 4/3 split across two bodies
>>
Watch and learn Shingocrates#1339 , NA

Please.
>>
starcraft 2 legacy of the void
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>>165659956
what about a 7/7 4 mana card
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>play anti aggro control deck
>get nothing but reno greed lords with ten 8 drops in their deck

>play combo deck
>nothing but face decks that curve out flawlessly every game

>play aggro deck
>nothing but control decks stacked with removal on curve

matchmaking is NOT forced 50%, okay everyone?
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>>165660156
>play reno greed lord with ten 8 drops
>stomp anti aggro shitter

>switch to face deck
>face the same faggot, this time playing combo, and stomp him

>play control deck
>face that one guy, now playing aggro, and counter him hard

It's been a productive day.
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Do you enjoy playing Card Games?

Because I've come to the realization that this genre is shit.

I never played Magic, Yu-Gi-Oh, or any other card game. Hearthstone is my first. I've always been into MMOs.

But akin to "Old Maid", "Go Fish" and all other card-based games, Magic, Y-G-O, and Hearthstone all follow the same card logic fundamentals - RNG.

You topdeck your game. That's all you're playing.

Got a curve in your hand? Congrats, you have a 90% chance of winning now.

Got a shit curve in your hand? Congrats, you have a 90% chance of losing now.

That is all all Card Game Genre boils down to, and it's a fucking pathetic game design.
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>>165660297
good job anon
keep shitlords in line
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>>165660297
From my experience until now, I don't see how control (being the strongest at turns 8-10), is having any advantage against aggro, that seems to win all the time against me withing the first 6 turns. Tell me your secrets
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>>165660530
You should go outside more often
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>>165659916
??? star citizen is alive and well
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>>165660297
Wow, what's it like working for Team 5? I mean, how else could you rig the matchmaking in your favor like that?

What does Ben taste like?
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>>165660530
>I've only ever played hs
>let me tell you about card games

The genre isn't shit, it's just hs that's shit
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>>165655787

>Invoker
>10 mana 9/9
>You have no hand limit.
>Add 3 Quas, 3 Wex and 3 Exort to your hand.

When you play 3 of these cards you create a specific spell that's OP as fuck.

>Not suitable for plebs.
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>>165570647

Team 5 cant make several interactions work properly or consistently. I really doubt they could make a system that manipulates RNG well enough to detect good answers.
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>>165660049
rip :(
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>>165661287
>>165660049
is that shit even out yet?
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>>165661010
Please name a single card game based on skill and not RNG drawing.

I'll be here waiting - thanks.
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>>165588534
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>>165661710
shadowverse
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>>165661679

Been out for ages.

I literally played the campagin and then dumped that shit asap. Should have saved money and just watched the cinimatics on youtube.


>Le epic Jesus character Kerrigan Thall ending.
Blizzard have one fucking storyline...
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>>165661710
neopets tcg
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I don't know why I play anymore honestly.

All I do is grind to legend every season, then play Arena.
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>>165662008
>All I do is grind to legend every season

Why? You literally get nothing

I don't grind at all because I know in 30 days all my "progress" is instantly removed / reset.
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>>165647463
>Should be 3/3 for 5. Too much potential for 5 mana.

Nah. The effect is comparable to That Belongs in a Museum. 4/4 is just right.
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>>165662008
Its because you are a retard anon. You are deliberately decreasing the enjoyment you get from the game by not spending gold to enjoy yourself. Whats worse is that you have convinced yourself somehow that this is what you want and you enjoy the game this way, while all youre doing is infact seeking attension. Truly pathetic
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>>165662008
thats a lot of gold :o
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I make literally one mistake in the game and aggro shitters win. Wow
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>>165662008
>ywn play this much Hearthstone
feelssuccessfulman.
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>>165662445
>he thinks thats a lot of gold
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this brawl is pretty good
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>>165568953
Some people can't understand a card can objectively be broken and not be played because the deck isn't good enough. Like Jade Idol or 7/7 in previous Midrange Shaman.
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>>165662687
thats a lot of gold :o
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I play innervate into twilight elder turn 1 and people instantly give up. Wow
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>>165662746
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>This thread is still up
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>>165662794
People usually give up if their hand is shit or if you have a 1 good drop and they dont even have a 2 drop.

Last 4 people I played quit before turn 4.

Sure is a healthy meta out there.
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>>165645468
these cannot be real
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>>165662794
>expecting people to drag out the game from a losing position
you won the game at the mulligan, there is no reason to drag the slaughter out even further.

we are in a meta where the outcome of the game can be perfectly determined by your starting hand.
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>>165579113
Too much 1 drops.
Not enough 3 and 4 drops.
It's a nice deck otherwise I think 9 wins.
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>>165660037
anyone?
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Returned after 6 months.
Who is the best arena streamer right now? The asian, the fat asian, the hobo or shadybunny?
I need to get those 7 wins average again.
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>>165663667
the (wealthy) hobo
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>>165663602
let me turn on the game
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>Post about the play a friend quest
>Guyancognito added you
Please tell me it is a bot, holy shit.
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>>165664041
I dont think it is
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>still playing kikestone in 2017
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>>165664616
just stop posting, let the thread die
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>>165664780
just stop posting, let the thread die
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4th guy in an hour that leaves after that opening lmao
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>>165665443
>hiding rank
>>
I have fifty dollaronies to spend on a 40 pack bundle, what should I spend it on?
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>>165665517
>playing ranked
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>Post karazhan
>Aggro shaman everywhere
>Post MSoG
>People try a few things and.. Magic! Back to aggro shaman everywhere!


Spirit claw was a mistake.

The fact shaman got those and jade claws in a row while rogue stills eats the dirt is the last touch.
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>>165665736
a better game
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>>165665736
Classic or the newest streets stuff. Old ones get rotated out in spring
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>>165665736
msog or classic.

Classic if you miss alot cause they'll never rotate out.

Mean streets if you're comfortable with your classic collection
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>>165665753
>nerf blade flurry
>give shaman weapons
It's never not funny
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>>165665741
>not playing ranked till you reach rank 5 and then stopping until next month
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>>165665972
>Classic
>>165666025
>Classic if you miss alot cause they'll never rotate out.

keke, they dont know
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>>165666130
>Le mastermind knew it all along
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>>165665972
I figured. The inspire mechanic of TGT actually looks interesting to me and it wouldn't hurt to try and get a few packs now because if I wanted to get them later it would be a bitch with dust, but I'm terribly new so I guess classic wouldn't hurt.
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>>165666105
I can respect that, but getting farmed at at 20 by people with optimized decks is not what I am looking for at the moment
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>>165666227
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/text/nerf%20classic%20cards%20every%20rotation/
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>>165666332
play in wild senpai, its a lot easier
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>>165666330
I googled a spread sheet to keep track of what cards I am missing, I can recommend that, to get an idea where you stand
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>>165666435
I haven't really looked into wild yet, but I just saw it has an own ranked ladder. Does it tive an additional reward chest at the end of the month or is it just for lels?
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>>165666858
the reward chest at the end of the month is for your highest rank reached regardless of standard or wild. I rank to 5 every month now in wild in 2-3 days since its a lot easier.
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>>165667149
Based
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>>165666098

I'm still mad about that nerf
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Is hand buff C'thun a valid strat?
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Holt shit I just remember Paladin has a 5mana stated minion that heals for six and costs 7mana, while shaman has a 4mana minion stated at 4mana[class level] and heals for six

Will they ever look into buffing the basic set?
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>Topdecking into lethal while playing Pirate Warrior.
>This is how I win 90% of my games.

This ain't even fair. It's hilarious and the quickest way to climb, but it's nowhere close to fair.
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>>165668029
and the shaman can target heal
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>>165661710
Gwent
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Is this what wild is like?
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>enemy plays Doomsayer while I have Brann on the field
>draw his Reno and Ysera with Dirty Rat
>concedes

Dragon reno priest is shit but fun when it works out. If I had extra dust I would go full meme with Beard, Nexus Champion and Kodo Rider.
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>>165668029

something something overload

something something class identity

something something power creep
>>
Team 5 is incompetent. Have you noticed that only 2 legendaries from TGT are being used in decks right now? Aviana in combo druid a deck you rarely see and Justicar in control rat warrior. How can they justify printing shit like gook fu master and the other 60+ trash cards they added in Mean streets? This game has no future with this team
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>>165668029
The Paladin card is a classic card. Classic cards can't be good because then people won't buy our... I mean Team 5's latest expansion.
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every time my opponent plays mc tech i lose the best minion and then lose the game yet i still forget to play around it. fuck me
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I'm starting to think that the problem with the game is that the dev team is too small.
Now, think about it. Their response to almost all problems has been So absolutely nothing. Which means that they either have the inability to do anything at all or are afraid of the backlash, which only could happen if the dev team was so small that it would be following Big Blizzard's orders.

Maybe the other people at the team really trust Ben Brode's leadership but our pizza delivery guy simply has no idea about how to solve ALL of the game's problems. Maybe he's waiting for it to die so he can go back to other more interesting Blizzard games. Maybe he just got tired of this shit warcraft mini card game.
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>>165668834
i never get punished and they always steal a token feelsgoodman
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>>165668572
TGT is perfectly balanced. Azure Drake is too OP and that's why you don't use any of the TGT cards.
Just you wait once Azure Drake gets rotated out. Thalnos as well.

>>165668834
>enemy 7 minions out of which all are great except the one 1/1 token
>I steal the 1/1 token

Some people are just born with a much higher luck stat. Nothing you can do about that, anon.
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>>165668897
They are a team of 70 people right now and they are doubling the size on a yearly basis.
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Who here not playing top meta decks ? Post them.
Also taking advices on my "poorfag" decks.
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>quest log is full again
>have to actually play the game today
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>>165669292
>tfw you finish the quest log today for the first time in months and was happy when it was over
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>>165669292
There's a bug right now that let's you complete them versus the expert AI against mages, don't tell blizzard.
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>>165669925
I don't believe you
>>
This thread is fucking slow.
So how many wins ?
>>
Is eloise our guy?
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>>165668520
yep
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>>165670561
>This thread is fucking slow
yesterday we got one who died at ~300 replies
ded game, ded threads
at last
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>>165670579
yes
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>>165670676
I wanna fuck that anime.
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Drakanoid Operativestone is fun
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>>165670864
i cant even tell how old she is
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>>165670910
http://secretagentcomingthrough.com/
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>>165669925
Just wasted 10 minutes fighting a bot. Kys faggot
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>>165671132
Enough

>>165671168
Get rused.
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>>165671132
Old enough to meme
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Fuck secret mage
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Say SOMETHING about this card.
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>>165672081
cool art
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>>165672081
uhh...
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>>165672081
>>
Building a mid range evolve shaman right now and having a blast. Struggling against reno decks though. I'm struggling to think whether I should include one Jinya, one barnes and whether or not I should run 2 mana tides and possible fit in a flametongue in there
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i really want to try soggoth the slitherer for handbuff memes but he's just not essential enough to craft
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>>165673559
Fish Heal Bot is an extraordinary card. Barnes seems like a natural fit into evolve since they keep their mana cost. I don't know about flametongue.
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>We iterated an enormous amount on it. We had an idea early on that as you played jade cards, jade cards got better. The very first version we had was — you had a jade count on your hero, and you had a bunch of cards that cared about your jade. Jade Lightning was deal damage equal to your jade count. Maybe it was three damage plus one for each of your jade count. There was a card that summoned a 1/1 Jade Squirrel for each of your jade count. As you played each of your jade cards, your count went up, and you made a bunch of squirrels and did a bunch of damage. You had to figure out how you wanted to sequence that.

>The problem was it was very complicated. All these cards did different things, and your jade count meant different things in different spaces. Then we said, what if you just made minions, and at five jade count this minion gets taunt? Or this minion gets divine shield. We tried a bunch of things in that space. It just made more sense to unify it. We could make cooler cards that did a thing, and the Jade Golem always got bigger. The Jade Golem was a unifying part between the cards, and the actual card mechanic was what made them cool. Gain a mana crystal and get a Jade Golem. Do some damage and get a Jade Golem. That was the evolution of it. We started out with lots of ways to use the jade mechanic, then we went to different ways of using minions that used the jade mechanic, and then we just made jade things with cool effects to go on top of them.

http://venturebeat.com/2017/01/15/hearthstones-jade-golem-mechanic-used-to-be-a-lot-different/
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>>165673413
>>165672212
>>165672142
Alright, alright. That's something.

Now say SOMETHING about this card.
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>>165673991
cool art
>>
Say something NICE about the balance team.

We will never hear this bullshit again.
Hm, Well Played
*angry tree noises*
>>
I can see how wild is fun, but these old cards are on yu gi oh level of retarded. A 1/1 that insta kills anything on hit, flamewalker that shits damage all over the place, shade of naxxramas that just gets stats up if you are unlucky and have no aoe. The only opponent I liked so far was a mecha mage
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>>165674135
Ben Brode is a polarizing figure and not just some literal "who." We do have a strong relationship with the team due to their appearances and antics, it's just mostly negative or lustful.

I want to fuck Zeriyah in the ass while that Fag Finn rims me.
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>>165673991
Works in Anyfin deck and nothing else.
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>>165674305
zeriyah looks like the type of bitch that owns a strap on
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>>165674305
I like Ben Brode. He's like the bad guy in a wrestling match, he says some stupid shit and everyone boos him but it's fun.
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>>165673991
cool art?
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>>165674587
>>165674379
>>165674058
Good, good. That's something. You art fags need to buck up, though.

Now, say SOMETHING about this card.
>>
>enter to play the game and finish 2 Priest quests
>make shitty dragon priest reno deck for the first time in my life
>lose 2 games in a row
>3rd game is against a Paladin and I'm somewhat in the ldead
>someone from my friend list asks me if I want to do the Play a Friend quest
>concede and play
>get 80 gold
>get motivated and win 5 games in a row and get additonal 140 gold from quests and wins
>buy 2 packs and get 2 epics

Today was a good day. Thank you based friend if you're from here. I don't know how we added each other.
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>>165674745
SOMETHING about this card.
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>Wow this meta is stale as shit
>I Haven't seen a hunter in 100 games
>I know I'll make my own
>pic related
>>
>100 gold daily cap
defend this hearthcucks
>>
Fuck you @ the guy recommending wild. At rang 23 I only meet people with full golden memer decks, this is worse than standard ranked
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>>165668572

>I say this with no professional game design experience or training whatsoever.
>>
I wonder how dead Arena is at this point. There's gotta be like 500 players still playing it max.
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>>165674745

SOMETHING about this card.
>>
how do you guys play this game it's so boring ~__~
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>>165675801
wow calm down Ben. Facts shouldnt anger you, you just suck
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>>165675375
>>
>>165675801
>wow this steak is horribly seasoned and over cooked
>WHAT THE FUCK YOU ARENT A CHEF YOU CAN CRITICIZE THEIR FOOD
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>>165675358

>playing Hearthstone enough to get the 100 daily gold, unless one of the super quick/exploitable brawls is active
Defend this
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>>165675375
>he fell for the wild meme
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SAY something? ABOUT THIS CARD.
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>>165675358
>he's not content to work 8 hours a day for Blizzard and get paid 50 cents
>he wants to do overtime
>>
>>165676525

Deck thinner, turn 1 mysterious challenger.
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>>165675358
I can't.
But I also can't defend playing the game long enough to actually get 100 gold at the current gold gain rate.
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>>165676525
recognize that card!
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>>165675956
Can you keep the food analogies to /v/? Thanks.
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>>165676875
>this game is horribly buggy, the minions keep swapping position and the reconnect feature crashes the game
>YOU ARENT A PROGRAMMER YOU CANT CRITICIZE THE GAME
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SAY SOMETHING erotic ABOUT THIS PANDA.
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>>165677214
There, better.
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>>165677214
i prefer the other analogy desu
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>>165677219
I would suck her jade dick.
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>>165677219
the day of the rope is coming for furfags
>>
I was promised aggro when laddering, all I've run into are control dicks even at low ranks.
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>>165676525

See

>>165642974
>>
>Just opened Knuckles

Can't wait for two expansions time when they make hunter OP again.
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>>165677751
Low ranks are a lot of new players that want to play the game as it is supposed to be
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>>165677681
>day of the rope

Your neck muscles must be huge carrying that oversized fedora
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>>165677754
I don't think Patches is a great example here since he does have a very unique effect in that you get to play with 29 cards, every game you get to summon him, and you build at least a small part of your deck around him.
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>>165678058

>Justifying a legendary boar.
>>
I never touch wild again, fuck your naxxramas bullshit. I'm glad they patched all these broken cards out and you can play it seperated against other autists
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>>165678419

t. Orc
>>
Post board states.

Fun optional.
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>>165675358

You can only reasonably be expected to actually hit the gold cap if you're playing an ultra-fast Face deck like Pirate Warrior or Face Shaman.
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>>165677214

I have experienced none of these supposed problems.

Your talking out of you're fat ass.
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>>165678731
oh look, its a newfag redditor
>>
SOMETHING SOMETHING, this card?
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this deck is easy enough to play against aggro/midrange, but what is the game plan versus control and reno decks?

should I avoid drawing at all costs, and just take the game to fatigue/Monkey every game?

help me, /hsg/.
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>tfw you make a misplay and it actually turns out better
>>
Whenever I go on twitch to see a hearthstone stream all I see is buccaneers and patches in thumbnails and I close it...
>>
>go up against Priest
>he has his 1-2-3 drops
>he wins

>que up
>get same Priest
>I have my 1-2-3 drops
>I win

Why does anyone take this piece of shit game seriously?
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>>165679452
Yeah, Monkeying the dude is normally the way to win control. If you find yourself against a Priest, for example, never ever draw unless you absolutely need an answer because the game will be decided by fatigue if you're any good.

t. Golden Priest and Warrior player
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>>165679268

If you released this card today it would be

6 mana 9/9 overload 2 auto taunt.
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>>165679452
>only one gorehowl
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>>165679762
what about against Renolock? I'm guessing that I should go ahead and draw in order to find removals and Grom burst, because Renolock doesn't go to fatigue anyway?

what about Renomage? should I just try to outlast them in fatigue?

thank you based anon.
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>>165679268
too balanced
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>>165680038
Yeah, Reno probably won't go to fatigue, unless they're very greedy. Just try to remove their threats as efficiently as possible. They do generate a lot of cards from other cards, so it might be tricky. Be mindful of their Leeroy PO Faceless burst and just hope they tap too much and fall to your orc man. If you notice them playing a handlock variant, with Shamblers and Giants and the like, be sure to hold onto Grom for when they Jaraxxus.

Against Mage, yeah, just fatigue them. It should be easier than Priest. Of course, be mindful of their Alex combo, too, but Reno Mage is the weakest of the Kabal and should be no problem.
>>
>playing arena
>doing pretty good
>opponent plays doppleganger->evolve
>immediately lose

how is this fun again exactly
>>
>>165680616
>Reno Mage is the weakest of the Kabal and should be no problem
back in the day reno mage used to eat control warrior alive; what happened? does the most recent generation of renolock-ish decks just not have the threat density?
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>>165680987
Not him, but if you inspect the popular Renomage lists you will see that they are 80% removal, survival, and draw. It doesn't look like they run enough creatures to outvalue the Warrior, unless they get some great discovers.

at least that's just like my opinion man.
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If a whole meta is about a single neutral card, don't you think there has to be a change and make class cards better than neutral?
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>>165680758
It's random, lol.
>>
>>165680987
Priest and Warlock do, but Mage really doesn't. They excel at control the board through freeze effects, but since they only have one-ofs, they have to get them at the exact right moment otherwise they just forestall the inevitable. The just don't have enough threats, which is why so many of them run Elise herself to recoup.

The other Kabal classes got a huge increase in threats, while Mage just didn't. Priests now have an incredibly strong backbone in Dragons and Warlocks have many high value minions and cards that generate other cards, on top of their hero power. Raza is a huge card and although Krul isn't very good, Reno naturally works with the Warlock hero power. Meanwhile Solia is just a tempo card. Since she's 7 mana, she doesn't really let you "ramp out" an expensive spell short of a Kazakus potion for 10 mana. So, if you were going to play the Flamestrike anyway that turn, she's just a tempo 0 mana 5/5 which does not help against the control matchup.
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>>165681252
Yeah, but I do like that cards like Reno enable an archetype throughout many classes. The real issue is simply the numbers. Too many cards are neutral so most decks feel the same.
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trumpsc is starting to play in an open tournament right now

everyone get in here
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>>165682334
no
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play Shadowverse
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>>165682334
If Twitch didn't crash my computer, I would.

Be my eyes and ears, anon.
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POst dank memes
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Anyone beaten Heroic Rafaam Unleashed?

It seems impossible.
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>>165682714
I beat him with Fatigue Druid close to launch day, but I remember once I beat him I thought of a much much easier deck, but I don't remember.
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>>165676525

This nigger is the reason I can't run weapons in other decks, everyone is running ooze because of Patches
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>>165682602
lol
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>>165682969
I tried about 30 times with fatigue Rogue. Had some perfect hands and still got fucked over.

Any inkling of what the easier eck would be?
>>
>>165682334
>turn on stream
>it's a shaman opponent with a full board episode

oh boy, let's go baby
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>>165674520
Fun fact: The "bad guy" in a wrestling match is called the heel.
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>>165683067
i milled him first try back in the day. You are probably too stupid to win
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>>165683067
>30 times
jesus christ man
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I noticed azure drake is in almost every possible deck, I also crafted them the other day. Will they get nerfed any time soon? I mean there is no reason to not have them
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Today, I will play Hearthstone and not get mad at the outcome of my games.

Wish me luck, bros!
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>>165683563
I tried then got noon stop mill rogue after queing control LMAO
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>>165683563
See you in 15 minutes
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>>165683556
azure drake was always fine until they made it viable in tempo decks. these devs will always find the few good things left in this game and fuck it up

they even took away pack rewards for pve brawls
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>>165675358
You're calling us hearthcucks but you're mad that you can't get bonus gold beyond that awarded for winning thirty games in one day?
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Say ANYTHING about this card.
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>>165683960
filler
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>>165683960
It is a card in Hearthstone
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anyone up for 80g quest? all of my friends either don't play hearthstone anymore for obvious reasons, or are random tryhards from past legend runs that i suspect don't really need the gold
NA, ForynGilnith#1620
>>
When did they change the Brann + MCT interaction?

It used to be you could grab 2 minions if your opponent had 4 on board.
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>>165683960
why did they think that was a good idea??
>>
>gets a 7 7 7 mage hand
Trump's smile and optimism : gone
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>>165683960

It's one of the cards whose existence I am only reminded of in brawls where you get random decks, like this week's brawl
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Say something KIND to this card.
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Hearthstone will never be as fun as Magic and i just need to accept that and move on. They will never learn and will always pander to the casual playerbase`
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>>165568953
Is this a Shadowverse ripoff? It looks like a Shadowverse ripoff.
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>>165684623
i feel like it could be good with inner fire priest if it wasnt so slow
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>>165684623

You're better than some 3-drops, like…

Like, um…

No, don't tell me, I'll think of something…
>>
>>165683181
Probably an exaggeration.

My gameplan is fill his hand, mill his deck, assassinate the 10/10s he summons and hope for the best. But it never works.
>>
Is handbuff or anyfin really not competitive if it runs doomsayer and pyro, equality, consecration. Is that not enough for aggro?
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>>165685483
yup too slow
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>>165685483
Eloise plays that and she is pretty kawaii
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>>165685215

Try using Saps instead of Assasinates. Much more mana-efficient.
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>>165685483

Put in those 4/5 taunts that are 3 mana if the enemy has 3+ minions. Buffing those a few times and giving them a bubble can stop a lot of Pirate Warriors in their tracks.
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>8 dragons in my deck
>didn't draw a single dragon in the first 14 cards of my deck
lol i'm assuming this is <0.0000001% likely
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>>165685897
I had saps as well. Just finally beat him with a different version of the deck.

Fucking finally.
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>>165685905
>beating control shadow as a combo shitter
WOW
>>
So I switched to control warrior and my last three matches were
>Reno mage
>Anyfin Paladin
>Renolock
It's really bizzare how the entirety of aggro disappears when I try to play control :^)
>>
I've got the challenge a friend quests please add me for 80 gold

ImGuryBdhc#1801
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>>165686541
added in china
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>>165682714
play with a priest deck full of removal and 2 summoning stones. then play a lot of times
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>>165686451
I've been playing Control Warrior today, as well.
Matches so far:

Midrange Hunter
Jade N'zoth Shaman
Reno Priest
Reno Mage
Dragon Priest
C'thun Druid
Aggro Shaman

>b-b-b-but matchmaking doesn't account for deck archetype!!!!! bennie boy said so on stream!!!!! REDDIT!!!!

yeah no.
this shit is 100% stacked against you in every way.
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>>165568953
>Open MSoG pack on mobile
>Three Epics

GUESS 'EM
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>>165686541
add me BestMageEU#2304
>>
NAME! THAT! LEGENDARY!
>>
>>165686541
>>165686592
>>165686748
its NA servers
>>
Blizzard undoubtedly uses algorithms to determine which decks you play while climbing ladder. I believe I've found ways to trick it, at least for a while.

My experience is when I netdeck off a popular deck on hearthpwn, I get a forced 50% winrate. But when I build a new deck that is almost the same, but I hotswap some tech choices, I get the 70%+ WR the deck should have based on the meta.
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>>165686693
Dirty Rat, Kabal Trafficker, and Unliscensed Apothocary.

>>165686831
Kazaking.
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>>165686917
Oops, meant to reply to
>>165686451
>>
>>165686975
Wow, one out of three.
>Dragonfire Potion
>Unlicensed Apothecary
>Small-Time Recruits
>>
>>165686831
Behold the magnificent aerial command Noggerfogger.
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>>165686541
>>165686860
Really no one? Guess I will try back tomorrow.
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>>165687263
Added
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>>165686917
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>>165687263
sent ;)
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>>165687263
added on europe
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>>165687263
If I miss it by a few minutes, I presume someone else got because nobody around here ever bothers to mention when they have it filled up.

>>165686215
Good job, anon.

>>165686038
Moar dragons friend.
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>>165686661

>playing Control in this meta

You did this to yourself.
>>
>>165687395
Okay well we have corroborated anecdotal evidence.
My own personal experience plus >>165686661 and >>165686451

Then we know for a fact Blizzard's Starcraft team is working on neural networking to improve SC2 AI.

"Lol paranoid" isn't even an argument. It's pretty obvious it would be so easy to say "look for X deck's winrate against W, Y, Z decks" and then bias match-ups in favor of a "forced 50%" winrate.

Really, it's not at all unreasonable and consistent with observation.
>>
>>165687808

Look at this foaming at the mouth screw ball defend his cognitive dissonances
>>
>>165687808
This is a pretty good impression of a retard, anon. You've done your research, possibly from reddit posts.
>>
>>165686975
>>165687106
Sorry. Please try again next time
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>>165688136
Congrats, that's an actual good Legendary.
>>
>>165688136
koookY!
>>
>>165688131
If that post strikes you as well-researched you might be on the spectrum, m8.
>>
>>165688136

YOu think that is good pack? YOu are like little baby

Watch THIS
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>>165688136
I just pulled him recently also, wonder if I'll ever get a chance to use him
>>
>>165688425
I crafted 2 greater arcane missiles at release now i'm tempted to craft them golden (._.) they're so shit but they're so cool
>>
>>165687663
>>Good job, anon.
Thanks, bro.

>>165688425
Nice pulls.
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>>165687962
>>165688131
>someone makes an argument that is contrary to your beliefs
>dismiss their points and accuse them of being from Reddit
>win argument
really encourages one to contemplate
>>
>>165689292
>argument
>GUYS BEN BRODE IS PERSONALLY RIGGING MY GAMES
>fuck off retard
>heh, that's not an intellectual argument like mine...heh
>>
>>165688136
>Please try again next time
it's your lucky day anons
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Babbling Book, Swashburgler, Implosion. All mistakes.
>>
>>165689712
neck Yourself
>>
>>165689856
you're like a little baby
watch this

SUCC
>>
>>165689760
THE DON HIMSELF
>>
>>165689760
Come forth, Madam Goya!
>>
>great stats
>dragon tag
>gives you information about your opponent's deck
>gives you a useful card most of the time

Hearthstone's team clearly fucking sucks. They fucked Priest over with Purify then decided the only way to fix it was with a clearly overpowered card.
>>
>>165690060
Madam Goya is a worse shadowstep.

>put card with great battlecry back in your deck so you can reuse it
>oops you just pulled out another battlecry card
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>>165690090
overpowered doesnt even describe it
you'll pull an answer to your current situation 99% of the time
>>
Do you feel lucky punk?
Guess that legendario
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>>165690264
>giving money to blizzard
>>
>One win from Rank 2
>It's Shaman
>My opening is garbage
EVERY TIME

FUCK

CUNT
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>>165689856
>Hearthstone doesn't have THAT much rand-
>oh
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>>165690261
Then you've got Netherspite Historian to generate more of them.

It's fucking ridiculous and I want them to nerf it.

It has 3 stats more than an Azure Drake and a far superior battlecry.
>>
>>165689760
Raza
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>>165690264
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
>>165690336
implying I paid for this shit
>>
>>165690389
This is what really pisses me off about the RNG. Barnes is a perfect example.

If he pulls out a battlecry minion or whatever, it's 4/5 of stats across two bodies.

If he pulls out Ragnaros or Ysera or Cairne, it's ridiculous value.

3/4, deal 8 damage to a random enemy. But Team 5 thinks it's OK because it's random.
>>
>>165690015
>>165690060
>>165690408
you couldnt even predict THIS?
step it up anons
>>
>>165690264
>Tfw I got 3 "welcome back" quests because blizzard wants to bait me in their sinful card game
>Tfw 1 normal lego and a golden lego in a single reward pack
>People still belive in RNG
>>
>>165690667
>worst epic
>Genzo

Well at least that's some decent dust.
>>
>>165690467
only time i've found him to be advantageous is in secret mage as bait to draw out the opponent's good spells, generally using counterspell and/or spellbender in the same turn

it's pretty situational though. good luck
>>
What's midrange shaman's gameplan against reno decks?
>>
>>165690825
Kill him either before Reno or just after Reno since all he did was heal and not address your board.
>>
>>165690825
what is a midrange shaman? Just play aggro lol
>>
>>165690758
He will fund my renolock
Finally i can be a worthy disciple
>>
>>165690758
genzo's entry animation is so good

it's a real shame
>>
Guys, hit me up with the freshest memes we got right now
>>
>>165690910
Just go face? Something like reno mage can burn most of the early game
>>
>>165684623
I like the word "gargoyle"
>>
>>165690712
lol same here
i bought some packs after not playing for around 6 months and i opened like 3 legendaries in 15 packs or so
>>
>>165690825
shit out a constant stream of 3+ health minions, pretty hard for a mage to deal with.
>>
>>165690945
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=siDiAI-smO0

Oh wow, that is neat. Genzo + Reporter. Such value!
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>>165690340
>Finally got to Rank 2

>It was by beating some poor Rogue who had Patches in his opening hand

I'm so sorry, brother.
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>Feel like more arena but out of gold.
>Might as well play on my alt account.
>Lets open the pack.

Fuck you brode.
>>
>>165692167
Why do you even have an alt account if you're not going to enjoy getting baller cards there.
>>
>>165692450
>Why do you even have an alt account
everyone made one to get the murloc shaman

i made 5 for all the rewards and gave them to friends

none of the friennds still play

kek
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looking for an autopilot deck with 60%+ wr to hit legend with this season

i'm getting buttfucked when i try playing aggro past rank 5

how ez is dragon reno priest? how about casino mage or midrange shaman?
>>
Another round

>>165692972
>>165692972
>>165692972

>>165692972
>>165692972
>>165692972
>>
>>165690340

I'm still stuck at Rank 11. I've been going up and down all day. Currently 11 with two stars, hoping I can win streak myself into Rank 10 and get my chest.
>>
>>165570076
ive been tryharding lately and I started talking to myself and it really helped. Maybe it's cus I've been watching lots of lifecoach and wish I had a friendship like him and jj
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